Livin' La Vida Loca at the Roadkill BBQ

Summary

Episode Summary: "Livin' La Vida Loca at the Roadkill BBQ"

Release Date: April 29, 2025

In this lively episode of "Karma & Chaos with Kail Lowry & Becky Hayter," hosts Kailyn Lowry and Becky Hayter navigate the unpredictable blend of karma and chaos in their 30s. Through candid conversations, humorous anecdotes, and insightful discussions, they explore themes surrounding friendship, parenting, and personal growth.

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1. Reconnecting and Sleeping Habits

The episode kicks off with a humorous exchange about Becky's unconventional sleeping habits. Becky admits, “I'm getting ragged, dragged through the dirt because I sleep on my back and I don't move” ([00:28]). Kailyn responds playfully, highlighting the mishaps of their differing sleep styles, “Yeah, but this time you were freezing also” ([00:38]). This lighthearted banter sets the tone for their comfortable and relatable friendship.

2. Culinary Adventures: Popeyes and Indian Street Food

The conversation shifts to favorite foods, with Becky sharing her newfound love for Popeyes chicken. She enthuses, “Until recently, like a week ago I had it. It was so good” ([02:15]), prompting Kailyn to express her appreciation for the chain despite mixed opinions, “I know you're always going to have the people that are like, oh, that's disgusting. But it's pretty good” ([02:24]).

They then delve into Indian cuisine, discussing Kailyn's passion for Indian street food. Becky encourages her to explore further, “You should go on Indian streets... there’s these two guys that replicate Indian street food, and it's so funny” ([02:50]). Kailyn responds with excitement about monetizing their content, suggesting, “If we really monetized all of the content, don't you think it would pay for itself? Like, don't you think we should just do it?” ([09:43]).

3. Balancing School Events and Parenting

A significant portion of the episode addresses the challenges of scheduling school events during school hours. Becky references Kelly Clarkson's stance on this issue, “schools need to stop having events during school hours” ([05:16]). Kailyn shares her dilemma as a working parent, “I'm conflicted on it because during the day is difficult. But if I know about it in advance, I can plan around it” ([06:05]).

They discuss potential solutions, such as scheduling events during pickup times or extending the school day slightly. Kailyn emphasizes the importance of teacher compensation and parental commitments, stating, “Teachers are underpaid and overworked... but I think both things can be true” ([06:34]).

4. Personal Anecdotes and Relationship Insights

Kailyn recounts her experience in Iceland, particularly her aversion to horse meat due to her past as a horse whisperer. “I just couldn't stomach it because I was a horse whisperer at one time” ([04:37]). This personal story underscores the interplay between past experiences and present preferences.

The hosts also explore discussions about relationships and communication mishaps. Becky shares a moment of accidental texting frustration, “I texted him instead of texting someone else... he responded in a weird way” ([43:00]). Kailyn reflects on avoiding revenge, “I have never revenge anybody... so have you ever revenge somebody” ([29:55]).

5. Audience Q&A: Fun and Thought-Provoking Questions

Engaging their audience, Kailyn and Becky tackle a series of submitted questions that range from humorous to introspective:

• Top or Bottom?
  Kailyn chooses to be on the bottom, admitting, “I'm a lazy” ([14:09]), while Becky opts for both, showcasing their playful dynamics.

• Intrusive Thoughts:
  They discuss intrusive thoughts, with Kailyn sharing, “I think about it probably on a weekly basis... What would it take for me to drive into this pond?” ([25:29]).

• Group Chats and Silent Retreats:
  When asked, “Would you rather be stuck in a group chat with all your exes or go on a seven-day silent retreat with your worst enemy?” ([41:27]), Kailyn prefers the turbulent group chats for the entertainment value, whereas Becky finds the idea of a silent retreat daunting.

• Superpowers from Toxic Traits:
  Choosing one toxic trait as a superpower, Kailyn selects ghosting, stating, “Ghosting would be my super pure power” ([42:07]), while Becky considers herself adept at gaslighting.

6. Reflections and Growth

Towards the end of the episode, Kailyn and Becky reflect on personal growth and the importance of honesty in relationships. Kailyn shares a heartfelt message about accountability, “I am so sorry for treating you the way that I did. You didn't deserve it, and I hope that you're happy” ([40:20]).

Becky adds depth to the conversation by discussing the complexities of recognizing and embracing one's sexuality, “I didn't know, like, I just didn't, like” ([28:04]), fostering an environment of openness and acceptance.

7. Closing Thoughts

The episode concludes with the hosts expressing gratitude to their listeners, encouraging them to follow and subscribe across platforms. They emphasize their commitment to bringing authentic and relatable content, leaving listeners with a sense of connection and anticipation for future episodes.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Becky: “I'm getting ragged, dragged through the dirt because I sleep on my back and I don't move” ([00:28]).
• Kailyn: “I love Indian food... But I need to be. Should we go to India?” ([02:51]).
• Becky: “I've never had Popeyes Chicken before in my entire life” ([02:10]).
• Kailyn: “I'm conflicted on it because during the day is difficult. But if I know about it in advance, I can plan around it” ([06:05]).
• Becky: “I adore the Skims ultimate push-up bra because it gives me the perfect lift and cleavage” ([10:36]).
• Kailyn: “I have always said that teachers are underpaid and overworked. I wholeheartedly” ([06:34]).
• Becky: “I'm trying to enjoy it where we are” ([35:38]).

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Insights and Conclusions

• Friendship Dynamics: The hosts demonstrate the importance of maintaining authentic friendships amidst the chaos of adult responsibilities.

• Parenting Challenges: Balancing work and supporting children's extracurricular activities remains a pressing issue, highlighting the need for flexible and considerate school policies.

• Personal Growth: Through sharing personal stories and vulnerabilities, Kailyn and Becky inspire listeners to embrace their true selves and navigate life's complexities with humor and resilience.

• Engaging Content: The interactive Q&A section fosters a sense of community, allowing listeners to feel connected and involved in the hosts' lives.

Overall, this episode encapsulates the essence of "Karma & Chaos" by blending humor, honesty, and relatability, offering listeners a comforting and entertaining exploration of modern adulthood.

Transcript

[Kailyn Lowry]

You sleep like that.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

With.

[Kailyn Lowry]

And no blanket.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

My hair in a bun. Are we recording?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yes. Why do you sleep like that?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

First of all, welcome back. You're not karma and chaos. Second of all, I'm getting ragged, dragged ragged through the dirt because I sleep on my back and I don't move.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah, but this time you were freezing also.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

No, I. I was hot.

[Kailyn Lowry]

You literally had no Who.

[Lindsay]

It takes a psychopath. Where does that even come from?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Because let's think about like Neanderthals, like cavemen and stuff.

[Lindsay]

You think they were just laying on their backs?

[Emily]

Yeah, because they're sitting on rock rocks. They're not getting like cozy doing like the.

[Kailyn Lowry]

So then where does all these other weird ways of sleeping come in? I have dinosaur hands, which we talk about on coffee combos podcast. Cuz I'm adhd, so I sleep with all kinds of weird hand positions.

[Emily]

Oh, I just.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I close my eyes and I. And I go to sleep.

[Kailyn Lowry]

What is it like to be God's favorite?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I don't move. It's just like convenient. It's not. But like, it's not my fault. No, you know, you're.

[Lindsay]

You don't.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

You are.

[Emily]

You are golden.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Okay. You're golden.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Anyways, welcome back everyone again to karma and chaos. We're so happy to have you here.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Do you know what I mean?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Do you know what I mean? Nice shirt.

[Kailyn Lowry]

This is from Susie Q. She's a turtle girly in my book club.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Oh, thanks. Susie Q Turtle girly in your book club.

[Emily]

Becky, for the audio listeners, what does your shirt say?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

My shirt says the gay agenda.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Oh, what?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Gay for the.

[Emily]

I didn't hear.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

It says the gay agenda.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Gay for the say. That's what I thought. I didn't know what the it said.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Have you, have you ever had Popeyes chicken before?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Of course I have.

[Emily]

So.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I've never had Popeyes Chicken before in my entire life.

[Kailyn Lowry]

It's pretty good.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Until recently, like a week ago I had it. It was so good.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah. You know you're always going to have the people that are like, oh, that's disgusting. But it's pretty good.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

It like in comparative in comparison to other fast food. Chicken.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Was great.

[Emily]

I would agree with the fries were good.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I don't remember their fries.

[Lindsay]

I know.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Their mashed potatoes, rice and gravy. All of that is pretty good.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah. Like why didn't you tell me to try Popeyes sooner?

[Kailyn Lowry]

I don't eat it regularly, so I never really had a reason to tell you.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah, I just think that. Strike one. You Know how you love Indian food?

[Kailyn Lowry]

I love it.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Are you on in the Indian street food side of Tick Tock at all?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Absolutely not. But I need to be. Should we go to India? We should go to India.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

You should go on Indian streets. And I say this because there's these two guys that replicate Indian street food, and it's so funny. I love watching them.

[Kailyn Lowry]

How did you know that I loved Indian food?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

You order it every single time we're together.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Oh, okay. I want to get on that side of Tick Tock.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Weirdly enough, I'm gonna say really out of pocket things.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Okay. I'm scared.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Have I asked this before? Is like, would you try human if you could?

[Kailyn Lowry]

You did. And I wouldn't. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

It's not on my list. But I just popped.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah, no, I wouldn't. I'm already mentally ill enough that I've heard that if you eat a human, like, you eat human flesh, it, like, makes you mentally ill. So.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Are you basing that off of the movies?

[Kailyn Lowry]

No. Somebody told me that I have no desire to try different types of meat when I went to Iceland. Didn't want to eat the horse.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I try everything once except for fish. Like, I don't. I don't do seafood too well. So, like, I like any type of cooked meat. I would try once, anything, once. But, like, you could. I guess I would try, like, a new.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I tried fish. I'm not a. I'm not a seafood girly. Never have been. When I went to Iceland, the. I wish I knew. I want to say it was like, fresh trout. Like, the freshest trout ever. I don't remember if that was the type of fish. It was the best fish I ever had.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah. Like, I can eat, like, fish that doesn't taste fishy.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Like. No, it didn't. I. It might have been. I don't remember what. I'd have to ask one of the girls I went to Iceland with, but I couldn't eat the horse.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I would have tried a horse.

[Kailyn Lowry]

The horse. And I think I've talked about this on the podcast before. The horse situation in Iceland, where I was. And I'm not speaking of all for all of Iceland, but it was one of those situations where, like, they have working horses and one that the whatever one doesn't perform well or they don't think is going to be, like, quality. They end up slaughtering it and then they share it with, like, their neighbors and stuff like that. So it doesn't ever go to waste.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah.

[Kailyn Lowry]

But for me, I just Couldn't stomach it because I was a horse whisperer at one time, so I just couldn't. Do you think that horse is still alive? I was probably 10 years old. I'm 30. Yeah.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

No, there was this. There was a hot topic going on around Tick Tock. Kelly Clarkson was. There was just like both sides of the fence. And I have no opinion on it because I'm not a parent yet. But you're obviously a parent. She went on Kylie Kelsey's podcast and said, you know, my hot take or whatever the bit is that they do in the beginning is schools need to stop having events during school hours. Like some of us work. Like some of us have jobs during the day and we can't make in school. Like during school events. Like whether it's like plays or I don't know what that is.

[Kailyn Lowry]

They have school parades, costumes, all. I mean like they have all kinds of events during the school hours. There's parent lunches and just so many things.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I'm curious what your take is on that.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I'm conflicted on it because during the day is difficult. But if I know about it in advance, I can plan around it. I also don't want to go back to the school after school hours. So I think best case scenario is literally having it at pickup. Like instead of doing pickup or like. Or the bus is taking you. If you can't make it, let the buses take them home afterwards.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

The other side of the argument came from a lot of teachers and it was like we don't get paid enough to be there during the day and you expect us to come after hours as well.

[Kailyn Lowry]

That's how. But that's how the working parent is as well.

[Lindsay]

We.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yes, these are our kids, but we have to work. So you're asking us to not get paid at all. Take off of work and come there. So I think I can see. I and I. I completely empathize with. I have always said that teachers are underpaid and overworked. I wholehearted. But I think both things can be true. Is that the parent. The teachers don't want to come back after school, but also the parents and then their sports and then what if you have multiple kids and then how. So I think it would be like just like an extension of the day.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Do you get what I'm saying?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Or.

[Lindsay]

Or here's.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Here's an idea. There's always an alternative. Okay. And that alternative would be to don't have extra shit at school.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I don't know. You want to does for Kids, I don't know.

[Kailyn Lowry]

It doesn't do anything because I don't remember any fucking thing that I did. Elementary school, middle school. Oh, that you did.

[Emily]

I was gonna say, babe, that's the trauma.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah. But I remember we decorated our entire classroom as the rainforest one year. And I'll never forget that. Ms. Misreadus, third grade.

[Kailyn Lowry]

But I just feel like if you want to sign up for extracurriculars and have to take off work and want to go support your kids, sign them up for sport, sign them up for ballet, sign them up for acting, sign them up for, you know, all kinds of different stuff outside of the school so that the. The teachers are not expected to do extra, the kids don't have to do extra, and the parents don't have to take off of work to do extra. Sign them up if you want to sign them up.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I just saw you up for a failure on that question.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah, because there's no winning. You're never going to please everybody. But I really do think that if. If it is that much work for the teachers and they don't want to do it, then literally don't. And sign your kids up for that. You want to go to.

[Emily]

Yeah.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

End period, exclamation point.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah. Also speaking of that, when I applied my kids to do Spanish immersion. Part of the Spanish immersion program is that you're required to show up to those extracurricular things that are related to the Spanish immersion portion of it. And when things get hard, you're not allowed to.

[Lindsay]

Like, you're committing to not pulling them.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Out just because it's hard or too much commitment. Don't send your kids then, you know, I don't know. You will.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Can't really have an opinion. Don't want to have an opinion. Before we get into the questions, can I. I have on my list, I have a request for someone for you to try to get someone. I'm barely famous.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Who is it?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Robert Irwin.

[Kailyn Lowry]

That's my grandfather.

[Emily]

He's 21 years old.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Did you see I related to him?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Okay. Did you see his new, like, modeling pictures that came out? He's, like, taking over the Internet.

[Kailyn Lowry]

My grandfather is literally Robert Irwin.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Okay, we get that, but not the same person.

[Lindsay]

I know, but we're cousins.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Oh, like they're relatives?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yes.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

You have a lot of relatives?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Not really.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Anyhow, you should get him on so we can talk about kangaroos.

[Kailyn Lowry]

We could also go to Australia and.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Have him and get invited to the Australian.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Okay, but, like, realistically speaking, I know we talked about this the Other week on the podcast, like going to Australia and like meeting a kangaroo. But like, really, if we really monetized all of the content, don't you think it would pay for itself? Like, don't you think we should just do it? Because it will pay for itself.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

We'll sell it.

[Emily]

Merch [e-mail]. thank you and Snapchat.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

K. Lowry and when every single person I'm looking at the camera, if you are watching this video right now and you wake up tomorrow morning, you play it on Spotify as well.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Play it on Apple. Play it on Spotify. Play it on Apple. Don't listen to it. Listen on Spotify. Whatever you want to do, you don't have to listen to it a second time. Send it to your friend. Tag a friend, let them know, we're.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Trying to go to Australia.

[Kailyn Lowry]

We're trying to bring you the content you all deserve.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

And bring my wife.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Imagine I bring seven kids to Australia. Okay, let's talk about bras for a second.

[Lindsay]

Because with the new wardrobe summer, all the events happening, I have never really loved wearing a push up bra.

[Kailyn Lowry]

It's.

[Lindsay]

They're super uncomfortable. The underwire is a nightmare.

[Kailyn Lowry]

But Skims has sort of solved that.

[Lindsay]

Problem because Skims ultimate push up bra compares to none other, right? I thought the push up days were behind me. I had been seeing Skims ultimate bra all over my feet and had to try it out for myself. I absolutely love how it makes me look like I just got implants. And other push up bras can be super bulky and heavy, but this one from Skims gives me the perfect lift and cleavage. I'm so glad I gave push up bras another chance because I have some things coming up, if you know what I mean. The shape of my boobs changed over the years.

[Kailyn Lowry]

We know this.

[Lindsay]

And I've also just got a reduction. But I still want to look good. You guys can shop the Skims ultimate bra collection and [e-mail] and skim stores. There's one in New York. After you place your order, be sure to let them know that we sent you select podcast in the survey and be sure to select our show in the drop down menu that follows. Hey ladies, I need you to stop what you're doing and listen to me. Seriously, pay attention. We're all getting to that age where our bodies are just not what they used to be. You know what I'm talking about. You don't have the energy that you used to have. Your skin isn't as soft and as glowing as it used to be, your hair is falling out, and you just don't feel or look as good anymore. And it sucks. We have all felt that exact same way. And then a friend introduced me to this amazing product called Strong Cell. And listen to me when I tell you, it changed my freaking life. It's got N, A, D, H, CoQ10, and marine collagen in it, which all act as a lifeline to your body's cells. It's simple. There are cells in every single area of your body. And if your cells are healthy and kicking ass, then you're gonna be healthy and kicking ass too. Strong Cell is the only company to make nadh that actually gets to your cells. And it comes in a yummy daily drink. It's been 30 days, and I've seen a crazy improvement. I was doing my makeup the other morning, and I just looked at my hair and skin and was like, it feels so moist, and I feel younger plus clearer, and my energy levels are way more balanced. But I'll be honest, I was tempted to make this my little secret, and.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I can't do that to you guys.

[Lindsay]

You guys have to try this. Now go to strongcell.com and insert code karma with a K to get 20% off. Seriously? Strongcell.com now that's spelled S, T, R, O, N, G, C, E, L, L. You want to look and feel 20 again? Then go get you some Strong Cell.

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[Becky H. (Becky)]

We asked our Instagram followers to ask us some questions for you guys today. Alessandra, hit it.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Go, baby, go. Oh, is it bestie? Okay. Go, bestie. Go, bestie. Go.

[Emily]

Go, favorite Valley girl. Go, baby girl. Okay. Okay. Top or bottom? Laugh my ass up. Can we please get an After Dark episode or something? I'd die.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

We need to do a different. Like behind a paywall that cannot be leaked.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Correct.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I will agree to do that.

[Emily]

Please subscribe to Patreon.

[Kailyn Lowry]

If we get a hundred subscribers or more to After Dark, we'll do it.

[Emily]

Okay, you heard it here first. But top or bottom?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Bottom. I'm A lazy.

[Emily]

Oh, Becky said both. Okay, what is your least favorite thing about each other?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Least favorite thing? Your feet stink.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

When she doesn't answer my phone calls.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah, you get really upset about that.

[Emily]

Becky came in last night, and she was like, I'm so pissed at you. And I was like, why? Why are you.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I can't say it like that.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yes, you did.

[Emily]

You did.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

No, I didn't.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yes, you did.

[Emily]

But, like, sad. Yeah.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

You were angry.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah.

[Emily]

Yeah.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Because I don't call many people, so I'm like.

[Emily]

I know. It was just like.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

So actually, sometimes I go through, like, a fate. Like, I'll sit there, and I'm like, okay. Emily's like, who are you? FaceTime me now? Anyway, because no one answered, so I'm.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Just part of the rotation, so it's. No.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

No. I'd FaceTime you more than I FaceTime anyone.

[Kailyn Lowry]

There was a time where I questioned my presence in your life, and now it's like, I know where I stand.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Never mind.

[Kailyn Lowry]

What's the next question?

[Emily]

If bald people work in a restaurant, do they still need to wear a hair net?

[Kailyn Lowry]

I would say no.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Isn't there Google? Although I feel like I have seen bald people wear hair nets. Maybe they do it just for the plot.

[Emily]

Marilyn, I really want to know why you asked that question, so please get back to us pronto. Would you rather have Cheeto dust or honey on your fingers for life?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Cheeto duck. Oh, it gets sticky. Like. Oh.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I would say honey because I'm such a sweet person that I would like to put honey in things. Like, I like sweets.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I would like to put honey in things.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

And so anytime I took a bite of something with my fingers, like a chicken wing, I'd suck on my finger, too, with that honey.

[Kailyn Lowry]

You know, I'll chop my fingers off before I have either.

[Emily]

Excuse me, I don't. We don't have to answer this, but what the hell do lesbians use Dildos? Always curious about that. I love lesbian. Well, considering they don't have the parts. Like, what else the. Do you think they're using?

[Kailyn Lowry]

A lot of lesbians don't do anal.

[Emily]

Well.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Next question.

[Emily]

That's true.

[Kailyn Lowry]

She can't answer these because she has a day job.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

It is funny because I have the first episode that we recorded for Chaos After Dark.

[Emily]

Oh, my God.

[Kailyn Lowry]

We have to release it, but I can't. Why not just release it on Patreon?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

It's only audio. It's not visual.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah.

[Emily]

Oh, if you were given truth serum, what is the funniest thing you Would confess.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Wow. If we were given truth serum, what is the funniest thing we would confess? I can't think of anything funny that I need to confess.

[Emily]

Yeah, you're always telling us how you yourself already so.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Well, I just feel like if I call myself out, no one else can.

[Emily]

Yeah, I love that.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Do you know it's like that Eminem theory that like truth serum. But what is funny that I've been hiding for my whole life?

[Emily]

Nothing. I don't think you hide anything.

[Kailyn Lowry]

One time when I was visiting my house while it was being built, there was no bathroom and added in the woods.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I did go to the bathroom behind a abandoned building once.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah, you have to sometimes. What are you gonna do?

[Emily]

That's not really that juicy, but all right, I'll let it slide.

[Kailyn Lowry]

One time I was having sex with this guy and I farted.

[Emily]

That's it is at the end.

[Kailyn Lowry]

And it was on a leather couch, so it was like. I try to blame the couch.

[Emily]

Oh, now. So every time you tell me that wasn't me.

[Kailyn Lowry]

No, it really wasn't.

[Emily]

I'm going to think it's you now.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I hope it was a queef, but I feel like I would know.

[Emily]

You hope it was.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Get me out of here.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I can't. Oh, actually, when we went to Turks and Caicos, I walked on this mat thing that had like these like things at the bottom of my feet and it literally made me horny.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Interesting. You think they did that on purpose?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Do you think that feet thing, like a feet thing is like an aphrodisiac kind of deal? Not the smell, but like, do I like certain sensations in certain parts of your body will cause you to like.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

No, I think it's a mental thing.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Oh, well, then I was sick.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

No, like, not mental. Like you're sick. Like, I think it's a programming in your mind.

[Kailyn Lowry]

No, there's no reason why I should have walked across that barefoot and got horny.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Okay, that's a. That's a good truth. Next question.

[Emily]

If you had to fake your own death, how would you do it and what would your new identity be?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Interesting. How would I fake my own death?

[Kailyn Lowry]

I would say that I was going overseas to film a new reality show, and then I would have an accidental death on said reality show, and then I would pop up somewhere else in the world as somebody else. So, like special forces, you fall backwards out of an. Out of a helicopter and into the water. Something like that.

[Emily]

Would you come back as.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I would come back as a rich housewife.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yes, love That I think that I would. And this is gonna be really, really screwed up. I probably would, like, pretend to commit suicide on live.

[Emily]

Becky.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

What?

[Emily]

The actual.

[Kailyn Lowry]

That is so deep and unhinged.

[Emily]

I'm like, I gotta go.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yep. Why do you make your own death without there being like, how do you make someone believe, like, I would do it in, like, a body of water somewhere that, like, it is possible that your body would never be found?

[Kailyn Lowry]

I read a book. I think it was you asked the question was asked.

[Lindsay]

To me, I read a book.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I think it was Pretty Girls where someone, like, fakes their own death. When people fake their own death, I immediately hate the book. Do never recommend to me a book where they fake their own death, because to me, it is so fake and far fetched.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I've. I've never even thought about faking my own death. That was just the question at hand.

[Emily]

I do all the time when Kel says she wants to give birth to more twins.

[Kailyn Lowry]

So just one more set.

[Emily]

I would just lose it and move to Mexico.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Well, we could raise them there.

[Emily]

You wake up in jail. What's the most on brand crime you committed?

[Kailyn Lowry]

B and E. What's. What is it a B and E?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Like, what's most likely.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah, like, on brand me would be theft, breaking and entering, vandalism.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Leah just asked me the other day, like, what's the most illegal thing I've ever done?

[Kailyn Lowry]

What is it I. I said was.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Like, I've stolen street signs. Like, which is why. Because that's just, like, what you did.

[Kailyn Lowry]

There was nothing about street sign stealing that would be appealing to me.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Okay. But that's what you did.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Okay.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

And it's really illegal and that. It was a long time ago.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah, my bne was last year, so.

[Emily]

Why is this question so funny? Would you rather fight a Karen in a Starbucks or toddler with nothing to lose?

[Kailyn Lowry]

I'm fighting the Karen in the Starbucks.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I'm probably fighting the toddler.

[Kailyn Lowry]

What are you gonna fight them about?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Karen's scared people. I'm sensitive. Yeah.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I would never fight you, no matter what.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

But I'm thinking more of a vocal thing. Like, they would call me, like, a dyke or something, and then I'd be like, I don't know. I don't want to have to fight anyone.

[Emily]

Fair. Fair is fair. That's fair.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

A toddler, I can just be like, ignore a little bit, you know?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah, I get that.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Although they might hurt my feelings too.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah. If they're anything like Lux and Creed.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah, for sure.

[Emily]

Have you ever manifested something so toxic. It actually worked.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yes.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yes.

[Emily]

What was it?

[Kailyn Lowry]

You go first.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I can't.

[Emily]

Please subscribe to our Patreon so Becky can quit her day job and answer these questions. Thank you so much.

[Kailyn Lowry]

So we can all go to Australia and Becky can quit our day job. Thank you.

[Emily]

If someone read your group chat messages out loud in court, would you be free or fried?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Let me just tell you something my attorney taught me to. To never send something in writing that you would not be okay with standing up on a witness stand or sitting up on a witness stand and reading out loud for the court. I have not taken that advice a day in my life. But I am sharing it. But I am sharing it with you guys.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I was sitting here thinking, like, no shot she's going to say that.

[Emily]

She's never said that's what I was thinking.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I send things to the group chats that I have no business ever putting out into the earth.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I don't know if what I say is incriminating.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Oh, no. Nothing that I say is incriminating, but it is not.

[Emily]

Well, legally. Legally. Are you gonna go to jail or are you staying out of jail?

[Kailyn Lowry]

If you stay out of jail, I.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Think I'll stay out of jail.

[Kailyn Lowry]

But I. One of the more recent times that I went to court, the judge, the commissioner, rather the commissioner looked at me and said, did you commit a crime? No. Is it a little distasteful? Probably.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I feel like that's pretty on brand for you.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah. I mean, everyone loves it. Do you know what I mean? So it's just one of those things where choose your battles, go to court.

[Emily]

Choose your battles, go to court.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Okay.

[Lindsay]

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[Emily]

This one is funny. Okay, well, I'm going to change it up and my own twist to it. Which one of Becky's exes would you invest their house with? Cockroaches.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I feel indifferent, but if I had to pick somebody to fuck with, it would be her because she also fudged with me and I don't fuck with that.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Why are you looking at me?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Because, I don't know, I don't like her.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Fascinating.

[Emily]

Which one of Kale's exes.

[Kailyn Lowry]

No, I'm just kidding. Which one of my ex is what.

[Emily]

Would Becky choose to invest their home with? Cockroaches.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I would say probably all but one.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Who's the one? Roger that.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

But now I leave them guessing which one.

[Emily]

Love it. If your intrusive thought had a podcast, what would the title be?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Driving to a pond. Driving to the pond.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

It would be where's the shooter coming in from?

[Emily]

Oh, wow, these are so dark.

[Kailyn Lowry]

You'd be driving down the road and you see a body of water and you're like, what if I just drive into it?

[Emily]

Yeah, I definitely have. Yeah.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I think about it probably on a weekly basis. What would it take for me to drive into this pond? Could I survive getting out of a car sinking into the water? That is a weekly thought in Kale's brain. In Kale's head, that's a new podcast. In Kale's Head.

[Emily]

That is cute. But we're good on the amount of podcasts we have here.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I think I talked about. I got. I got held up by a gun once and I have like just PTSD from that. So, like, anytime I am in any situation out in public, I always think.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Of, like, it stresses me out that this house. So the last house that I owned had two sets of staircases. So when you went up one set, you could come down the other. My current house does not have the second set of stairs and it stresses me out to know end that. I think about if there is intruder in my house and we go up the stairs, there's no way back down. So that stresses me out. And part of the reason why I want to move to have two staircases to make sure that there's an exit plan, because currently I have ladders in everybody's room.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Can you just build an addition with a second. A second set of steps with a.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Second set of pool is too close to the house.

[Emily]

Okay, so, Madison. This is a question from Madison, our live audience member and also wonderful, valued killer member. Who was your gay awakening?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Rachel from Road Rules.

[Emily]

Oh, okay.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I wonder if she. She follows me on Instagram. I don't know if I ever told her that she was my first girl crush when I was 10 years old.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

My first girlfriend.

[Emily]

Okay, how old are you?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

19. Wow.

[Emily]

Like, even if you, like, go back and think about it from when you were a child, do you think that because, like. Yeah. Really? I don't know why that makes me sad. Well, now I literally knew it would.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Be less, like, a little different.

[Emily]

Yeah. Madison asked that question. I said mine was Kim Possible.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Oh.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

What'S that? Avatar porn?

[Kailyn Lowry]

No.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Oh, yes. Henteka. We find gente in.

[Emily]

Kim Possible.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

And sh.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Oh, no.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Lissa, what was yours? Share with the group?

[Becca]

I don't know. I did roll my eyes at Becky's, but. That was sweet.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

It's not my fault. I didn't know I was gay.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Were you just, like, indifferent before that?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

No, I just didn't know, Like, I just didn't, like.

[Becca]

Did you consider the possibility, or were you, like.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

No, because I was, like, hooking up with dudes. Fine.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

No, I didn't. Never. I avoided mirrors, voided everything, apparently just looked for men.

[Becca]

I don't know. I'd have to. I. I want to think deeply on this revisit.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I still follow Rachel on Instagram, so.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

You should get around the pod.

[Kailyn Lowry]

She's married. Rachel from Road Rules. She was my first crush when I was, like, 10 years old.

[Emily]

She is.

[Lindsay]

She.

[Emily]

I remember exactly who you're talking about.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Let me see a picture. I don't know who that is.

[Kailyn Lowry]

It wasn't me. I didn't fart or my stomach was gonna be kale. Now it's okay. Literally.

[Emily]

Becky, too, because she toots it up, too.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah, but I admit it.

[Emily]

She does.

[Kailyn Lowry]

No, but I. It literally wasn't me, or I would tell you.

[Emily]

Okay, okay, this is kind of funny. You have 24 hours to make someone regret breaking up with you. What's your plan?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I feel like I've already done it.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I'm gonna. Their barber.

[Emily]

Love it.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

You know, 75 of men are more barber.

[Lindsay]

I'm gonna.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Their barber and their dad, in some cases their mom.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I don't know what I would do. Like, I don't like, because all things I. I think I've already done it, you know, like.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Like what?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Have a healthy relationship, have like a happy, healthy building. Like a revenge.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Here's the thing though. Like I said that so quick because I'm. I actually have never revenge anybody. And I like a common practice, if you will. I have fantasized about revenge people and never have. So have you ever revenge somebody and also, is it revenge if the other person doesn't know about it?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I don't really know.

[Emily]

I think if they don't know about it. No, not really. But it might just like feel good for you, you know what I mean?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Like, you have 24 hours to make someone regret it. I guess you have to like post stuff publicly. Like, how are they going to know? I've never. I have never done anything that calculated in my entire life.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I've been calculated, but not. I've never revenge fucked someone, but I would. I don't have the balls. Like I don't know how to go to point from point A to point B that fast.

[Emily]

Alcohol, B. 19 in college.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Maybe I was a bad person at once and I'm just like completely blanking it out.

[Emily]

I was not being a bad person.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I'd probably get back with my ex girlfriend.

[Emily]

Okay, this is gonna explain to us.

[Kailyn Lowry]

And that was your girl crush.

[Becca]

Well, let me read you the note that I wrote totally just like organically. I found this a few years ago. It's Dear Taylor Swift, I totally love you. You are a great singer, songwriter and role motel. You are. Songs touch me. And if I were a boy you dated, I would love you forever. You are beautiful on the outside and inside too. T o not t o O. I love to sing too.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Love that.

[Lindsay]

So if you were a boy.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

If you were a boy.

[Becca]

And I wrote that and I was.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Like, yeah, no, yeah.

[Becca]

Taking that girl to the wrong motel, honey.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

That's so funny. You were obsessed with Taylor Swift. I was obsessed with Ricky Martin. And that just. That just makes sense, bro.

[Emily]

Becky kind of gives me Ricky Martin vibes.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

There's like video. There's videos of me in my childhood bedroom and it's just Ricky Martin posters everywhere. And I hysterically cried when I found out he was gay. Hysterically cried. I know all the Ricky Martin songs.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Can you please dance to Ricky Martin? I love that for you.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Thank you.

[Kailyn Lowry]

No problem.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I guess that, that should. That should have been my gay Awakening. Yeah.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Okay.

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[Emily]

What's something that lives rent free in your head that absolutely should be evicted?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Well, it's just funny because it's just top of mind, but I can't. I can't say it. Well, I guess it's not about me. It's about you.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I don't want to know it.

[Emily]

What is intrusive for a reason?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Remember when we. When we were in bed last night?

[Emily]

I'm clipping that.

[Kailyn Lowry]

What?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

And you, like, walked in. I don't think you can post this, but you, like. Well, you walked into the bathroom and I was like. I looked at you and you, like, don't have pants on. I said, wow, I can't believe last night or whatever. And I just envisioned.

[Lindsay]

I would also.

[Emily]

Want that evicted now.

[Lindsay]

Please leave it in.

[Kailyn Lowry]

No, leave it in. Leave it in the podcast.

[Emily]

I want that evicted from my brain now, too.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Just don't clip it and put it on socials. You guys can enjoy it where we are.

[Kailyn Lowry]

You know what? That actually left my brain today.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Did not leave mine.

[Kailyn Lowry]

It didn't leave my butt. Are you kidding me?

[Emily]

It left your brain?

[Kailyn Lowry]

I was just not even. I was thinking about, like, we'll flash.

[Emily]

Like when I die and like the white light comes and all of the things in my life pass by. That is going to be number one. It's 8. 8am you look at me and say that.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Why did he.

[Lindsay]

Why he blamed me?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Because it's your fault. Great. Why would you tell me about that? And then I said, we should do anal. And he, he, like, like imagine like someone thrusting behind you and says, I never wanted anal. Like, like imagine he's thrusting and saying that I never wanted anal.

[Emily]

Why did he keep doing it?

[Kailyn Lowry]

I don't know if he did. I just remember him still being inside me. But I. Yeah, he never wanted.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I regret bringing it up. You know what else lives front Free in my head. Your dad.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Why?

[Emily]

I never on earth would think that's what you.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I often think about the freezer situation.

[Emily]

Oh, yeah. That was fun. Insane.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Wow.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

And I don't know why, because I don't even know if I've seen the scene on the show. Is it on the show? Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen it. I just, like, remember hearing you talk about it.

[Kailyn Lowry]

So once upon a time, this man reached out to me. Not my father, this guy named Derek. Okay. And he's like, I'm your uncle. And I was like, never heard of you. So I had to reach out to Raymond Lowry. And I was like, hey, listen, who's this guy? And he was like, nobody. Come to find out, my dad's alleged dad adopted this guy, this guy named Derek. And so they were raised as brothers. Uncle D. Yeah, something. But Derek doesn't know that his mom is actually his sister and that my dad is not his biological brother. Cyber lives run free in my head. I think he fell off the face of the earth.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Maybe he faked his own death.

[Emily]

That, like, from dicks in the butt to trauma, I literally can.

[Lindsay]

It's fine.

[Kailyn Lowry]

My dad has a mullet also.

[Emily]

Well, I mean, that tracks. He has roadkill in his freezer.

[Kailyn Lowry]

No, him and my mom used to go to road roadkill barbecues.

[Emily]

I love lesbian. Okay, don't associate that with us.

[Kailyn Lowry]

You want to kill bears in your backyard? Yeah, for my safety, not for roadkill.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

You want to associate your. Your parents going to a roadkill barbecue with lesbians? If a lesbian showed up at that, they would be the ones on the barbecue. They would get hate crimes. We would be the appetizer.

[Emily]

Somebody get Becky another bubbly because I love this.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Not the bubbly.

[Emily]

If your ex texted, I miss us right now. What's your first toxic response?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Toxic response or just respond. I don't respond. I would never respond to that.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Beautiful.

[Emily]

Oh.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I would screenshot it and send to Kale right away.

[Emily]

Yeah. And the FBI.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Which X?

[Emily]

That's up to you.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Pick one. Wow. I'm gonna. Well, I don't know if this answers your question, but I would tell him, I am so sorry for treating you the way that I did. You didn't deserve it, and I hope that you're happy.

[Emily]

That's really sweet.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Sweet.

[Emily]

That's really sweet. All right, well, again, I need something funny. You know, would you rather be stuck in a group chat with all your exes or go on a seven day silent retreat with your worst enemy?

[Kailyn Lowry]

I Would rather be in a group chat with my exes so they could show me all their hands. And then I get to court and I'm already prepared.

[Emily]

Well, it's forever. Like, you can never leave the group chat.

[Kailyn Lowry]

That's what I want.

[Emily]

Terrifying.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

My answer is pretty serious. I don't know who I would consider my biggest enemy is because I feel like my person I'm thinking of in my head being my biggest enemy is someone is a. Like an old best friend who hurt me. And so what is seven days do for us? Just us, you know, but in silence.

[Emily]

But still true.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah. Energy in the same area.

[Emily]

Yeah.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

So I guess I'd have to. That scares me. So I guess I'd have to go with all my ex.

[Emily]

They.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Honestly, it would be entertainment because I like, I have a lot of, like, of unhinged people that I've dated and like, they would just go out at each other probably.

[Emily]

That's so funny.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

And that would be fun for me to watch.

[Emily]

I'd like to be invited to that group chat.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah. Or everyone you've ever hooked up with, not just exes.

[Emily]

I don't think Apple can make a group chat that big for me.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

What's the max, people? Is it 20?

[Emily]

I don't know. Which of these toxic traits would be your superpower, Gaslighting, ghosting, or glamorizing bad decisions?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Ghosting.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Gaslighting.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Gaslighting would be my super pure power.

[Emily]

Which one of them would be your superpower?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Super pure. Which one would I want to be my superpower?

[Lindsay]

Super pure.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Super pure is ghosting.

[Emily]

Is that what you said?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

You probably would be really good at that.

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah, that's what I would do. Ghosting.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I think I'd be probably good at gaslighting.

[Emily]

Yeah, I get that. Oh, my God. What's the most unhinged wrong person text you've ever sent?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Oh, my God. This will haunt me till the day that I die. I thank goodness. And it's about Dan. So obviously I've talked about Dan a lot on this podcast. We are friends again. We weren't friends for a really long time, which hurt me a lot. I. It was like, probably a couple years into our breakup that someone told me that he asked my mom to hem his girlfriend's, like, dress or something. Right? They still had, like, it is what it is. And I was fuming. I was so pissed off that I texted him instead of texting someone else. Like, I texted him, like, why the. How the. Could he even ask her that? Like, why the. Like, literally just Went off, and it would, like, he responded in a weird way, not recognizing I didn't mean to text him. And then he realized it, and he's like, do you feel stupid? Like you. And I'm like, like. And I have so much. I just can't. I always remember that I've also sent a screenshot to, like, people before who, like, I meant to send to someone else. And you always try to play it off, like, do you see what you said here?

[Kailyn Lowry]

I've never done that.

[Emily]

Never?

[Kailyn Lowry]

No.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Oh, my God.

[Kailyn Lowry]

And then, like, you see what? You didn't know?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah. Oh, I've done it a couple times. Have you ever sent a message to someone, like, accidentally?

[Kailyn Lowry]

Yeah. In 2013, this girl was. This girl was on my last nerve, and I was complaining to my friend about her, and I accidentally sent it to her. But I mean, to be fair, she was trifling.

[Emily]

This is lovely, Madison.

[Madison]

I was doing it. This was like six years ago. I was talking to two people at once, and I was like, yeah, I can't wait for. I think it was like, I can't wait for the park.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah.

[Madison]

And she's like, wait, we're going to the movies. And I was like, oh, right. She's like, what are you talking about? Like, I never said that. And then I was like, yeah, I just, like, played it off, and then it was going really well. And then she's like, were you talking to me? And I was like, yeah, yeah. She's like, no, you're not. You lying.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I was like. I was like, you deserve to that.

[Madison]

Listen, not everything has to be exclusive facts.

[Kailyn Lowry]

This is true. But I guess you got to be honest about it so that that other person has the choice to either continue choosing to stay or not. You know, it was the third date. Yeah, of course, of course, of course.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

You're a lesbian. You should know better.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I'm not.

[Madison]

I'm the opposite of U Haul. Well, some of us.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

There lies your problem.

[Madison]

No trauma. Takes me a while to be locked in. Anyway, bye. Bye.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Bye. Thanks for the input.

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[Emily]

Okay, we're gonna end this on this note. What's something you said during a fight that was so foul you knew your ancestors winced?

[Becky H. (Becky)]

I don't know. I like nothing's popping up directly into my mind of something really up. I've said to someone, like, even like.

[Emily]

The heat of an argument or anything.

[Lindsay]

I Can't.

[Kailyn Lowry]

I can't say what mine was.

[Becky H. (Becky)]

Yeah, you scared. You scare me. Someone said, did Kale ever for the $100 bet? And I said, no, actually. She goes, what do you mean? I counted six times on the very next episode where she said it. True. That's facts. All right, everyone, I just want to say I'm happy to have you here. Thank you so much for listening to our chaos. Thank you for joining along. We are excited to be here. We're excited to have have all these great opportunities and all these great followers. We love you guys and we will see you next week. Make sure to follow, like, subscribe everywhere. You know where to find us. And also have a great day. Love you.

[Kailyn Lowry]

See ya.

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[Becky H. (Becky)]

Walking out of the content factory.

[Derek]

I'm Tucker.

[Alessandra]

And I'm Becca. And this is a podcast where we take a break from climbing the absolute corporate ladder that is being a TikToker.

[Derek]

That's right. This is the most corporate podcast for the least corporate girlies in this pod.

[Alessandra]

We're in the break room with you guys, our gorgeous, gorgeous co workers.

[Derek]

And you may be wondering what goes on in the content factory.

[Alessandra]

Give us the agenda, Tucker.

[Derek]

Well, each episode starts with a performance.

[Alessandra]

Review where we talk about what's going on in the week. Content. We're making DMs.

[Derek]

We're getting a little peek behind the curtain of the content creator life. We we also will be doing an.

[Alessandra]

HR report where we ask you guys during the week, what is some workplace drama you got going on?

[Derek]

And we'll end each episode with a rapid fire and hire things we want.

[Alessandra]

To get rid of and things we want to keep.

[Derek]

For example, Becca, what do you want to fire this week?

[Alessandra]

My ibs.

[Derek]

Absolutely.

[Madison]

Okay.

[Derek]

And before we go, we have some action items for you.

[Alessandra]

Please complete by end of day follow rate and review the content factor wherever you get your podcasts.

[Derek]

And as always, we'll circle back soon.