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KAWPS The Podcast
Hosted by Jaffer Khan and Ashton Womack · EN
A comedic police news podcast covering the under-reported kawp stories of the week, from the infuriating to the absurd. There’s a lot.
Brought to you by Jaffer Khan (Redacted Tonight) and Ashton Womack (Daily Show).
Join our Patreon for a weekly bonus episode with even more stories, only $5 a month: patreon.com/kawpsthepodcast
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6/03/26: Dyin’ Gosling
2d ago01:29:14Tap to summarizeAnother insane week of police news:- Arkansas cop caught on video running over baby geese - Texas cops have been brutalizing school children since Uvalde - Virginia cop points his gun at teens having fun after prom - Pennsylvania cop gets no punishment for hitting children with his car - Michigan cop robs Pokémon card store - much more And as always, please sign up for our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.
Transcribe →5/27/26: Commander Girl Boss
1w ago01:39:02Tap to summarizeWe got a Denver police commander who’s the craziest boss you’ve ever seen, an Arizona sheriff running for Congress while running amok cheating on his Mormon wife, Texas cops arresting a woman for posting videos of their towns dirty water supply, a Georgia cop who lives an elderly disabled couple stranded in the highway, and the tragic death of Steven Jones.
Transcribe →5/20/26: Party in the Evidence Room
2w ago01:01:23Tap to summarizeDISCLAIMER: We don't have any inside knowledge on whether or not the cop this episode centers on was lying or not about his overdose, we are simply making fun of the news for not providing any skepticism on a very suspicious story, and acknowledging the many occasions when experts have had to weigh in and state that it is extremely unlikely a cop can overdose from just simply being around fentanyl.That being said, we got a very fun little episode for y'all. A cop claims he overdosed from "handling" drugs in the evidence room, the story of the Phoenix father who is facing 20 years for defending his home, a New Orleans cop who sure does seem to personally know a lot of missing children, and more fun with Kash Patel. Thanks for watching and as always, subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes at Patreon.com/KawpsThePodcast
Transcribe →5/13/26: Cyberhacked!
3w ago01:18:28Tap to summarizeSo much to talk about this episode. Jaffer and Ashton are in tears talking about the Detroit boomer cop who can't seem to stop accidentally posting explicit photos and videos on Facebook, denying he did it (and denying all his accusers - separate issue). We got the San Francisco DA refusing to press charges on four Baltimore cop who allegedly gang assaulted a woman in SF. More cops arresting sober drivers, including one who stole his victim's laptop (only to be discovered by FindMyiPhone), and the boys discuss Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's latest flick. As always, please subscribe to the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes.
Transcribe →5/6/25: Innocent Until Proven Gay
May 601:36:51Tap to summarizeThis week we got SPECIAL GUEST CO-HOST BOBBY CONDON! We talk about an NYC police chief's lawyer arguing that his client cannot be guilty of his sex crimes because he's not gay. We also got a mother finally freed from jail after posting on Facebook about the cop who killed her son (RIP Richard Hollis), New Orleans cops again getting busted by local news for lying on overtime, and a cop who sent pictures of a corpse to a 13-year-old girl he was flirting with. As always, sign up for our Patreon for bonus episodes.
Transcribe →4/29/26: Gotta Catch Em All
Apr 3001:23:19Tap to summarizeAlright so we had a bunch of scamming cops this week: fake police trading card fund raisers, visa fraud schemes, PIT maneuver insurance frauds, multiple DWI schemes including locking up sober drivers and letting go drunk drivers. And of course, we can't forget the latest FLOCK hellscape and the latest person jailed for a comment about Israel. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes. It's always Jaffer and Ashton kicking it more relaxed style, plus a couple more bonus stories to cover.
Transcribe →4/22/26: Off The Hinge
Apr 2201:11:35Tap to summarizeWhat a week of police news. We got an LA cop who was caught swiping on dating apps while actively in a standoff with a gunman standing just feet away, we got the body camera footage released of a St. Louis cop fatally shooting a teenager in the back of the head, we got SF cops kidnapping an unhoused person to drop him off in Oakland, and we got a Connecticut police chief gambling away his department's budget on Fanduel. Sign up for the Pateron for bonus episodes. Thanks
Transcribe →4/15/26: Marry Magdalene
Apr 1501:14:35Tap to summarizethis week in POLICE NEWS, we got a Dallas cop selling his wife's services to other cops (and it's not the first time they've been caught), Louisville cops killing a woman experiencing a mental health crisis, an April Fool's prank gone horribly wrong, yet another cop attacking high school students protesting ICE, and a cop farting in another's face.
Transcribe →4/2/26: ICE Pack
Apr 201:14:22Tap to summarizeThis week we got a sick and tired Todd Lyons, a California sheriff running for office while seizing ballots, and Phoenix cops getting off without a consequence after framing peaceful protestors as affiliated with a gang that they completely made up.In our Patreon we’ll be talking about a possible new legal hurdle to ICE arresting migrants outside of courtrooms, a cop fired for blowing the whistle on his chief threatening to rape and murder a female subordinate, and a cop convicted of the rape and murder of a child getting a lucky break in the justice system.
Transcribe →3/25/26: Afroman Wins
Mar 2501:14:49Tap to summarizeThe Afroman verdict, ICE volunteers, verdict on Breonna Taylor cops, and more
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