Cardi B Claims She'll "Figure It Out" Regarding Stefon Diggs' Paternity Rumors - Full Episode

Summary

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KFC Radio — Cardi B Claims She’ll "Figure It Out" Regarding Stefon Diggs’ Paternity Rumors

Podcast: KFC Radio
Hosts: Kevin "KFC" Clancy, John "Feitelberg," and Jackie (Barstool Sports)
Date: September 23, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of KFC Radio offers listeners the usual blend of cathartic sports misery, hilarious personal anecdotes, and commentary on the latest pop culture gossip. The hosts cover emotional struggles with sports fandom (another round of New York Mets and Jets heartbreak for Kevin), home renovation nightmares, the complexities of modern parenthood, and the big headline: rumors around Stefon Diggs’ alleged multiple baby mamas, Cardi B’s response, and comedic reactions. The cast takes listener voicemails and goes on memorable tangents about everything from skydiving sex acts to logistics of blue penises.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sports Misery & Relapse

• Mets and Jets Trauma: Kevin opens up about relapsing into deep sports fandom despair after both his NY Mets and NY Jets let him down. Despite thinking he’d matured past letting sports control his emotions, a brutal weekend sent him tumbling back.
  • “I thought I made a life change. You know what I mean? It’s like if you broke up with somebody and you ended up, like, back in their bed.”
    (Kevin, 03:19)
• Hope vs. Realism: Discussion about why fans (esp. Mets) perpetually hold onto hope, even when teams consistently let them down. Kevin discusses being torn between negativity and delusional optimism.
  • “I just—I think they’re gonna get it. So now I’ve become the other guy that I hate, who’s like, everything’s fine.”
    (Kevin, 08:30)
  • “It’s like the house is on fire and I’m like, let’s just put on a movie.”
    (Big Cat, 08:59)

2. House Renovation Hell & Existential Dread

• Kevin’s Home Ownership Regret: Extended segment lamenting a two-year renovation gone awry, unreliable contractors, and the realization that his "vision" for family life in a home isn’t working out.
  • “I bought that place with, like, a vision of what life was gonna be like...and it’s just not like that.”
    (Kevin, 12:46)
• Modern Adult Life Pressure: The crew reflects on the pressures of being a single dad, provider, and learning to “smell the roses” despite life not going as planned.
  • "I kind of really, like, happiness is something you have to work for."
    (Jackie, 18:02)

3. Parenting & Generational Differences

• Parental Overwhelm: Kevin and Big Cat discuss the grind of juggling work, parenting, and the “second shift” at home or at kids’ practices.
  • “Feel like people used to finish up at work and go home and be like, all right, I'm done. Now I gotta start my second job.”
    (Kevin, 22:15)
• Changing Gender Roles: The hosts analyze how modern families now manage dual careers and domestic life—unlike previous generations.
  • “We're basically the first generation...all our parents did not do that. There was one and one. We're the first to do both.”
    (Kevin, 21:11)

4. The Big Story: Stefon Diggs’ Paternity Rumors & Cardi B’s Response

• Rumors & Reactions: The viral gossip that NFL star Stefon Diggs may have 2–5 baby mamas in a year, and Cardi B drafting a hilarious, nonchalant “we’ll figure it out” video response in the kitchen.
  • "Cardi B is like my favorite woman on planet Earth...She’s just like, 'What are we gonna do? I don’t know, we’re just gonna figure it out like we always do.'"
    (Kevin, 52:24)
  • "She was just cooking and talking to imaginary baby mamas, like, 'Oh, hey Barbara. Oh, hey Shirley. Oh, we have the same baby daddy? ...I don’t know. We’ll just figure it out.'"
    (Kevin, 52:10–52:35)
• Commentary on “Figuring It Out” & Parenting: The hosts relate Cardi B’s “we’ll figure it out” mentality to their own parenting and life struggles. Big Cat jokes Cardi B is Kevin’s “spiritual advisor.”
  • “Cardi B is Kevin’s spiritual advisor.”
    (Big Cat, 52:35)

5. Social Media, TikTok, and Sports Fandom

• The Rise of Edits & Memes: Jackie admits NFL TikTok edits—especially of the Bills—are winning her over as a fan. The group also discusses audio “farming” for viral social posts in sports and pop culture.
• Journalism & Scoops: Comedic segment about how online “scoops” and credit-chasing function, referencing the Adam Schefter/Ian Rapoport/Ari Meirov hierarchy during NFL news breaks.

6. Tangents — Comedy Gold

• Sex & Logistics Bits
  • Skydiving Blow Jobs: Debates over the feasibility and logistics of performing sexual acts while skydiving, including concerns about temperature, wind, and “popsicle dick.”
    • "You better start sucking this thing before we get out of the plane. And keep it in your mouth."
      (Big Cat, 82:14)
  • Pen Dyeing Hypothetical: Extended (and graphic) debate on what happens if you dye your penis blue and then get an erection.
    • "Like, is your soft dick different colors from your hard dick?"
      (Kevin, 76:14)
• Frozen Brownie Addiction: Big Cat confesses to keeping brownies in the freezer to deter late night cravings, only to find himself gnawing on them anyway.
  • “I was up for like three hours at 4am trying to knock off a brownie...Just sucking on a brownie.”
    (Big Cat 95:51, 95:59)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Sports Pain & Healing
  • “I felt like a career criminal who got clean, got out, and is like, I just robbed a bank. Why did I do this? Why am I back here again?”
    — Kevin (03:19)
  • “It is really just like watching you walk into a screen door.”
    — Jackie on Kevin’s Mets fandom (38:11)
• On Cardi B & Diggs
  • “Cardi B is cooking, talking to baby mamas like, ‘We’ll just figure it out like we always do.’”
    — Kevin (52:10)
  • “She’s just like, I don’t know. Whatever, man. I’m pregnant again. We just got to figure it out. That’s me.”
    — Kevin, relating to Cardi (52:42)
• On Family & Happiness
  • “I bought that place with, like, a vision of what life was gonna be like...And it’s just not like that.”
    — Kevin (12:46)
  • “Happiness is something you have to work for.”
    — Jackie (18:02)
• Sex Hypotheticals
  • “You better start sucking this thing before we get out of the plane.”
    — Big Cat (82:14)
  • “I was up for three hours at 4am trying to knock off a brownie...just sucking on a brownie.”
    — Big Cat (95:51)
  • "My dick's the same color, whether it's soft or hard."
    — Kevin (76:14)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment Highlights | |------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:24–10:18| Sports pain, Kevin’s Mets/Jets trauma, metaphors for heartbreak | | 10:18–16:12| Home renovation horror stories, existential dread | | 18:02–22:29| Parenting pressure, societal shifts, male provider role | | 51:01–54:49| Stefon Diggs/ Cardi B paternity rumors, Cardi’s viral video | | 73:12–84:32| Body horror movie tangent, blue penises, skydiving sex logistics | | 95:41–97:42| Brownie-in-the-freezer confession, self-control comedy |

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Final Takeaways

• The podcast remains a pitch-perfect blend of self-deprecating comedy, group therapy, and social commentary.
• The Cardi B/Stefon Diggs baby mama rumors (and Cardi’s “figure it out” attitude) provide the comedic through-line, emblematic of how the hosts approach their own life messes: just “figure it out.”
• Hilarious asides on modern adulthood, the trauma of sports fandom, literally blue balls, and the struggle for happiness keep things brisk and relatable.
• The hosts’ willingness to veer from pop culture headlines to extremely personal and juvenile hypotheticals (often at their own expense) remains the show’s defining strength.

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For Fans & Newcomers:
This episode is quintessential KFC Radio—unfiltered, funny, emotionally real, and weird in all the best ways. Whether you came for the Cardi B gossip or just want to laugh at grown men commiserating over house repairs, there’s plenty here to enjoy.

Transcript

[Kevin Clancy]

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[Big Cat]

Folks, it's the foreplay. Guys. Let's talk Truly Unruly. When you spend every day following the countless laws of golf like us, it's refreshing to get a little unruly. Whether that means using the old hand wedge to escape the bunker or just cracking open a hard seltzer that breaks all the rules, few things feel better.

[Kevin Clancy]

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[Big Cat]

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[Kevin Clancy]

It's another edition of KFC radio on the Bar Stool Sports network. I, I thought I was out and I thought I was going to be a mature 40 year old sports fan and what happened, I mean yesterday like wrecked my, wrecked me, wrecked me mentally and emotionally.

[Big Cat]

I'm, I'm not doing this on purpose. I don't know what happened.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was so this happens every year for this month. The Mets and the jets overlap and it's the worst. It never goes well. More often than not it doesn't matter because the Mets are out of it. The jets are gonna suck, whatever and. But now the Mets are in it. They're in the middle of another collapse. They're just limping to the finish line and, and so they're playing the Nationals and they should be beating the out of the Nationals. I went Barcelona ballpark on Saturday. We lost the next ratings. It was a nightmare. And then yesterday, like crazy shit out like ball to the wall, dude on the, on the gnats catches it, hits the wall, it bounces out. He kicks it up in the air and catches it with his bare hands. And then that same guy, two innings later, it's bottom of the ninth, we're down one and he robs another home run over the fence like glove over the wall. Catches the home run at literally there was a 10 minute span of these catches happening. And then the jets block a field goal with a minute, with two minutes left and return it for a touchdown to take the lead. Now, not for once, literally, when I say not for one second did I consider that the jets were gonna win the football game. They took the lead. It was 27, 26 with a minute 49. And I was like, they're going, baker Mayfield's just gonna march down the field and kick a field goal. And that's, like, exactly what happened. And it all, it was a one o' clock game and a one o' clock game. So it all happened at, like, 4:15, whatever time it was. And I just was so taken aback by. I thought, I thought I had moved on. I really did. I thought, I. This, this past, like, year or two was very much like, all right, you're a grown man. You can't let, like, sports affect you this much mentally. And I was, it was almost like I was, it wasn't like the sports that did it is like the sports started it. And then I was so disappointed in myself that it was happening again. I was like, I, it's almost like I, I thought I made a life change. You know what I mean? It's like, it's like, it's like if you broke up with somebody and you ended up, like, back in their bed.

[Big Cat]

What am I doing? I told myself I wasn't gonna do.

[Kevin Clancy]

This, you know, that's, that's what happened. And I'm on Twitter and everyone was like.

[Big Cat]

I was like, bab's changing. Did you really?

[Kevin Clancy]

I didn't text it, but I did. I, I logged out of my, like, main account. I have, like, my burner account that I just used to, like, read things, you know, I'm done. I'm, I, I, I couldn't, I couldn't. I was like, I can't. I can't go back to this life. I felt like, I felt like a career criminal who, like, got clean, got out, and is like, I just robbed a bank. Like, why did I do this? Why am I back here again?

[Jackie]

Gets you. So, like, what, why do you keep having hope?

[Big Cat]

Great question, Jackie. Great question.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, so the.

[Big Cat]

What gives you hope?

[Kevin Clancy]

I walk in, I walk in today and, And Marty just goes, what do you say to me? He said something like, oh. He goes, what a sorry sack of you are.

[Jackie]

And I go, that's a great way to greet somebody.

[Kevin Clancy]

I go, why? What is it?

[Big Cat]

He was like, your sports team.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like, you think I would be Saying that about you. About, like, something not about, like, sports.

[Big Cat]

You know, what have you heard? So.

[Kevin Clancy]

So I, I was like, oh, that's.

[Big Cat]

Like, the least of my.

[Kevin Clancy]

I thought, I thought there was something.

[Big Cat]

Like, actually bad, you know. They were like, jesus Christ, man.

[Kevin Clancy]

You just let people greet you like, hey, you sorry sack of you. You don't even, like, know what it's about. It could be about this, it could be about that.

[Big Cat]

On me, who gives a shit, right?

[Jackie]

That's what it felt like.

[Big Cat]

I always remember, like, honestly, one of my first times ever in New York City. Not ever, but, like, as, like, my own person doing my own things. Like, we came down from in high school once, and I partied all weekend, and we were leaving on a Sunday, and my friend was like, like, bloodied and hungover. Just like, the worst, the worst version of someone leaving a party weekend. And we were staying at some hotel that, like, gave you umbrellas. And we all grabbed one as we were walking out because it's pouring rain. We're like, yo, Matt, grab one. And he just goes, I don't deserve. It was like, the most. He looked like Linus carrying the blanket.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, I don't know why I had hope. Well, I'll tell you, the Jets, I do not have hope for. So the jets, like I said, there was like a minute 50 left, kick the block, the kick, return it for the touchdown. And I was like, it's Baker Mayfield. There's almost two minutes. All they need is a field goal. And new jets head coach Aaron Glenn did this, like, dance. When they returned the kick, he was like, high stepping around, and it was on camera and everything. And I was like, that is why.

[Big Cat]

We'Re losing this game, because that will.

[Kevin Clancy]

Just go down in the hall of Fame of, like, embarrassing jets things. Like, your head coach was dancing and celebrating, and then, oh, I mean, yeah, yeah. I mean, Baker Mayfield was like, boom. 30 yards, boom. 40 yards, boom. 10 yards, field goal over, like, it was not even close. The Jets, I don't have hope for the Mets. I have hope for. For two reasons. One, last year was last year. Like, I, I was so out on them, and they, they, they proved me wrong. And I, and I. So this year, I said, like, they earned. As a fan, I'm not going to, like, count them out because I did that last year. But also, I, I really did turn a, like, a page as a sports fan of, like, I, I, I. For the longest time, I was the negative fan. And I was kind of like, I told you so. When they lost I almost. I never wanted them to lose, but I know there's a lot of fans out there that do actually are rude.

[Big Cat]

You didn't want them to lose, but you want to be right.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Silver lining when they lose.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right. That. It's not that I want to be right, but it's. It's that if. If it does happen, I was right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Now, what I've recognized, though, in the Mets fans is that there's a whole swath of them that want to be right. That would. I. I think if you hook them up to a lie detector and you ask them. They want them to lose so they can be right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. And I'm so anti that because I used to almost be that guy that I. It, like, drives me insane to my core that there's guys like Frank and a whole bunch of them that, like, act like that. So now I go the other way and try to be positive.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like Germany.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The overcorrected. Yep. Yeah, that's it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Germany, circa 1940. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right. We've all been there.

[Kevin Clancy]

So now there's a part of me that's like. I mean, they've. They've. They're out of the playoff spot for the first time. They're tied right now. They don't own the tiebreaker. They shouldn't make it. They probably won't make it. They don't deserve to make it. And if they do, they'll probably just get smoked. But I'm like, pot committed to being the guy who's like, those people. So now I'm like, I. I just. I think they're gonna get it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So now I've become the other. The other guy that I hate is the guy who's like, everything's fine.

[Big Cat]

What are you worried about?

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, it's like, no. Like, this sucks. If you're really into it, you watch every night, you get disappointed, you get bothered. So you don't want to be the guy who's like, just root for your team.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but I'm just like, just don't.

[Kevin Clancy]

Actively root against your team. Meet me somewhere in the middle like that. You know? That's why.

[Big Cat]

Very tough spot. Like, being the positive guy, watching something negative happen. Like, I can't just keep lying every day. I mean, it's, like, terrible. The house is on fire.

[Kevin Clancy]

The house is on fire. And I'm like, let's just put out a movie.

[Big Cat]

It's fine.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, it's.

[Big Cat]

It's getting.

[Kevin Clancy]

Getting pretty bad over here.

[Big Cat]

You can apply that to A lot of things. I'll just bury my head in the sand and keep going. It'll be all right. Surely this won't be a major problem.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean like, like my, my house on fire example is also a literal one. I'm literally sitting in a, in a broken house. Dude, not only still you are a sars. I have a sorry sack of dude. I, I can't. I try not to complain about the house because on like I complain to you guys, but not like on the show.

[Jackie]

Get it out.

[Kevin Clancy]

I just. Because at the end of the day it's like champagne problems. It's like you bought a house and you're spending a lot of money renovated so you, you know. But it's ruined my life. Like at this rate, just being like honest about where I'm at and how much more needs to be done with the winter coming and the holidays coming. I don't think this will be done till next summer, really. I think this is going to be a two year project because we're not even close and they're about to stop. You know, like once the holidays and the winter hits, they're going to be like, oh, I can't do this, can't do that. Get to it in March. And then March is going to be turn around. It's going to be July again. It started in July of last year.

[Big Cat]

And so started July 2024.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes, bro. And like, you know, I, I did this to myself. It's not only it was my fault or somebody else's fault or something. So like, I can't complain too much. But when you like just. I'm just like kind of homeless, that affects like a lot, you know what I mean? Like if you're like stuck in between apartments, if you are moving, don't know, I'm month to month, I'm subletting, whatever. Just can't make any plans, you know. So like by now I, I wanted to have like a home studio in place. There's a couple things I wanted to start that I'm like, well, if I want to start it, I have to start it here now. But it's something that I want to be able to do like every single day if I don't come into the office. So why start it here and then have to change the look and the setting and this and the workflow. So I was just like, let me just wait. Let me just wait.

[Big Cat]

But two years, you can't wait another year.

[Kevin Clancy]

Two years when I'm 40, you know what I mean? Like, I Only have so many, like.

[Big Cat]

Years of being able to do this last. Imagine your house gets done. You like, I don't even want it anym, dude. I had that happen fairly recently. I had that happen fairly recently at dinner where I ordered branzino, which I never order.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

But it's a bold move. But I really wanted it. And. And I. I do not exaggerate. It took two and a half hours to get me my branzino. And. But I went. I went to the waiter. Honestly, I wanted this two and a half hours ago.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't. I don't.

[Big Cat]

I don't want this anymore.

[Kevin Clancy]

That was a spur of the moment thing, bro.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like, I've never ordered a branzino. That was. You had to get that to me fast. You want me sit through a whole dinner picking bones out of my teeth? Get that. That could have come in like five minutes.

[Kevin Clancy]

It might have been too much.

[Big Cat]

That better be four minutes or less.

[Kevin Clancy]

I wasn't gonna lie.

[Jackie]

Didn't warn you it was gonna take two and a half hours.

[Big Cat]

No, it was. It was. Obviously. I don't. I don't know what happened, but I.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's crazy.

[Jackie]

Feel, like, stupid about your order, like, the whole time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I just. I just didn't eat. This is Friday night. I just didn't eat. But the. I survived. I'll be okay. A home is a different thing.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, you know, people keep saying, when it's done, it's gonna be worth it. And I'm like, no, it's not.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't doubt that. For a lot of people it would be, but I'm not like a kitchen. I'm not gonna be like, oh, I got my new kitchen.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Now I can cook.

[Big Cat]

What about your new studio? That.

[Kevin Clancy]

But that. That's not even part of the. The purview of this project. I was just like, when this is all done, I'm gonna, like, transform this little room like myself.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, yeah, I guess when that happens, that will be good. But, like, I'm so. I did this with my. With, with cars and houses. Like, very quickly, it just becomes the car that I drive to get from point A to point B and that place that I lay my head.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So, like, when I first got it. And also, what sucks, this is. This is where I. I actually, like. Like, I had like, an existential crisis over it because it's like, I bought that place with, like, a vision of what life was gonna be like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And it's just not like that, like, I bought a big yard and the pool. I'm gonna transform the court and my kids are gonna play outside and I'll have everybody over and Caitlin and her family can come and we'll do barbecue. And it's just like, that's not my life.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And when my kids are with me, it's like they want to be on their iPads and video games because that's what they do at my house. So they're not allowed to do at their mom's house. And like all these things where I'm just like, I don't even need this man. And I had intentions of doing it, but it's just, you can't force it, you know what I mean? So it's like if my kids were like outdoor kids and like, really like to climb trees and like garden or.

[Big Cat]

I don't know, whatever the.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like. And then it would be great. They're just like, not really that the way like my family is shaking out. Like, she's not coming over my house. My parents are older. They don't really. You know what I mean? It's just like, I could have just got like a nice apartment.

[Big Cat]

I was just going to say, if you could do it again, would you have done like an apartment in the city?

[Kevin Clancy]

So I don't know about in the city, but like, I would have got something that's either no maintenance, you know, like a super or a board or a condo or something where they just take care of everything.

[Big Cat]

How far could you get, like, from where you are, how city could you get while also having like a nice apartment?

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know. I mean, all things considered, like, if I didn't. If I didn't spend the money on the house, I probably could have got something nice, you know, but like.

[Big Cat]

But like, how close? Like, I'm asking, just like, not even like a financial thing. Like, where do buildings start being like, nice buildings?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that's a good question.

[Big Cat]

But also kind of close to the suburbs for you.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's probably like near where I am. Like, I mean, Mount Vernon is like the first like, kind of suburb outside the city, but that's like, pretty shitty. Then like one town past that is where you can start to get like kind of like luxury high rise up there. Yeah, I think, I think like, probably 15 minutes, like south of where I am. It's like, so you could like 50.

[Big Cat]

Minutes out of you, you could get city, but also suburbs, city.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's tough. I was thinking more just like a nicer building where it's like, we know people in this town need to get to the city, but have enough money to have.

[Big Cat]

But by city. I'm sorry, I'm doing a terrible job asking this question. By city, I mean, like, where does, like, the subway run to?

[Kevin Clancy]

Right, right, right. Yeah. Yeah. So. But, yeah, I would probably have to go a little bit, like, to get to, like, the subway. But, like, Metro north is there, and that can get you into Grand Central. It wouldn't be too much. I. I could do it. And that's kind of the worst part is it's like, if it was something like, oh, well, I wouldn't even be near the kids. That wouldn't be a problem. It's like, I probably could have figured that out and just had no maintenance, no stress, no fuss, no nothing.

[Big Cat]

I was. I just asked. I was thinking that last night driving home. I was wondering where the numbers go up to.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

237.

[Kevin Clancy]

I remember, like, 252nd Street. Yeah, that. And then. And then it kind of transfers over.

[Jackie]

So have you. You've poured, like, too into or whatever?

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, the main thing is this contractor. I. I paid, like, a chunk of it up front, and then when we got delayed and stuff, he was like, listen, I still have to do, like, payroll and insurance, so I paid, like, a second installment, and we haven't done even close to that amount of work. So I basically have to decide, like, if I want to fire him. I would lose a huge chunk of money, which I was about to do, like, recently, but then a bunch of other things, like, held it up, and I was like, so now with the holidays coming, whatever, whoever I hire is gonna be slow. So it's like, this is gonna take another eight months with this guy or six months with this guy. I'd rather have all my money than.

[Big Cat]

Devil, you know, type deal.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So, honestly, I might recommend talking to my dad.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Because he's been through situations, like, they had to, like, a year in, they had to fire a contract.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay, then I'll definitely talk to you.

[Big Cat]

That's.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's. You know, I need people who have, like, gone through that part of it because he, like.

[Big Cat]

He, like. It was the house I lived in as a kid. It's the story when we came back and they just built, like, a house around the house.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes, yes. Right, right, right.

[Big Cat]

It was like, what the is this? And, like, they had to, like. I don't think they ever went to court, but, like, they had to, like, file with the Better Business Bureau. And if you.

[Kevin Clancy]

You, like, nobody's Ever gotten their money back from a contractor?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

If you want to. You have to go to court. And then it's like, you might get some back, but you got to pay fees, and it's like, well, you know, lawyer fees and shit's. Like, what's even the point?

[Big Cat]

I. I don't think it was like, I. I don't think they ever got money back or anything like that, but I think my dad was like, I'm not like, this can't happen to another person. So, like, they went to, like, the better business. It was like. It was a. It was a production.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Like, I mean, I'm at the point. I originally had plans to do content and all that stuff. And, like, I could never recommend this to anybody, you know?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't want to, like, torpedo the guy, but there's no way I could ever pass this along, so. I don't know. I mean, life. Life's long. Maybe my kids will get older and, like, things will change. They want to, like, swim in the pool with their friends more and like that because they're still, like, young. So maybe that vision that I had will come to fruition. But it's. It's more just like there's. That there's a lot of things in my life that I'm like. Didn't think it was gonna go this way. It's very weird when you're like. I'm, like, 40, and a bunch of things went well, and then a bunch of things didn't go well, and it's like. I mean, at the end of the day, you're responsible for your own actions and your own, you know, your own life. So I'm like, this is my fault or whatever. But I'm also like, I don't think, aside from obvious things I. That I did wrong, like, I didn't do all of this wrong. It's just like, man, everything goes wrong for me. I'm very lucky in a lot of ways, and a lot goes well. And then the other extreme is not at all.

[Jackie]

But not to be like. Like, you know, deep or whatever, but, like, I kind of really, like, happiness is something that you have to, like, work for.

[Kevin Clancy]

Totally.

[Jackie]

You know what I mean? Like, it's not about like. Like, you do have a lot of what you wanted.

[Kevin Clancy]

Totally.

[Jackie]

And there's a big chart that. That's like, you gotta stop and smell the roses a little bit. Which is easier said than done.

[Kevin Clancy]

But, yeah, I'm almost learning.

[Big Cat]

That's, like, my what so well said.

[Jackie]

Thanks. Just like you'll start feeling it once you let yourself feel it. But I don't, you know, I, I.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, I agree with that. I think that this, the house would be like a big part of. It's very hard to just like come home and be like living in like a construction.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And be like.

[Big Cat]

Stress it. Like, like I, I think I mentioned that like they're redoing the apartment above me.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And like they were ripping out walls and like that. And it only took like two weeks and, and as a person who was like living under, I was like, I get it. Like you got to redo the apartment. It's not like, I'm not complaining. There's no one I can complain to. Like, I understand. But I was so straight. Like, honestly, once it stopped, I was like, oh, that's why my last two weeks have been a yes. Yes.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I mean I'm down to one bathroom basically. So like everybody's showering in one spot, living out of one room, no kitchen. Like, it's just like that kind of stuff is like, and when it is like self inflicted, it's like, I mean, I don't know. I could have just picked a contractor that worked and I just didn't.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know how to. I don't know. You know, you don't know until you know. It's like now I know. Never that guy again. Maybe this. I don't know. But it just seems like sometimes it's like made the wrong decision there, made the wrong decision there, made the wrong decision there. But I also think I'm the type of person that's like, what, what's next? Like, we got to keep going. So.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I could see even when things are good that I'm not gonna like stop and smell the roses, which is a bad way to be. But I think I'd have to like train myself to do that because yeah. Until I'm like, at least. I don't know. If I was like 55, I think I'd be like, all right, I'm done here. Yeah, I'm just gonna ride it out. Like young enough that I gotta like keep going and think of what's more and what's next and do better and do different. So it's, it's, it's not as easy to just be like, cool.

[Jackie]

I'll give men credit. You guys have a hard that you have to like provide to think about.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, I was thinking that the other day, I was just like, I Gotta just do, like, everything. You know what I mean?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And there's no, like, ah, somebody else.

[Big Cat]

Take care of that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, that's gotta be pretty sweet. I swear to God, if I was a chick, I absolutely would be a trophy wife. Whatever. In, like, in like a, you know, not like a bad situation, of course. Like, everyone's got to be, like, safe and happy. But I think I would be totally cool just being like, he takes care of that.

[Big Cat]

Well, I always remember a tweet that, that sticks out to me that was like, something along lines of, like, if you're stressed right now, remember you're doing the jobs of two people. And it was just comparing, like, the way society is now to, like, that's where now, like, the women work and do the home, men work and do the home. And it's, we're still figuring it out.

[Kevin Clancy]

I really, I really believe that because, like, I mean, it's a speck of time that we've been doing that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Even, you know, I mean, we're basically the first generation.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

All of our parents did not do that. Like, there was one and one. And we're, like, the first people to do both. And I, I, I don't know. I actually don't know. I was gonna say, like, that's the way it should be. We just have to figure it out. But it's like, I don't know, maybe, like, divide and conquer is a better way to do it.

[Big Cat]

Well, goodbye conquering Charlie Kirk.

[Kevin Clancy]

I really think that, like, if I, if I, like, I, I know Kevin's life's really gonn. I, I know that when I, like, I just have, you know, between all the Keegan sports, taking a shade of things, events at school, like, I had something at work and something with the family at the end of the day every day for, like, I don't know, let's say, like 10 straight days, you know?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And it just makes it like, I finished up at work. I feel like people used to finish up at work and go home and be like, all right, I'm done. Yeah, she's. And she's like, didn't done her shit. I've done my. You know what I mean? There's, there is something about, like, all right, work's done. Now I gotta start my second job.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. That's what it feels like, you know?

[Kevin Clancy]

And even just like, you know, the weekend hits. Like, the weekends are the worst thing for me. All activities, all sports. And then I blink and it's Monday. It's like, all right, Time to record again. Oh, and he has practice tonight and it just keeps going.

[Big Cat]

It's just that. Forever. Forever. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And. And, like, I don't think I would ever really be able to be, like, an absent dad or whatever, just being like, taking a break. I'll see you later. But if there was, like, an option to do that every now and then, I think that would be like, I'm out.

[Big Cat]

I can't do it.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, it just never. It just never stops.

[Big Cat]

Parents these days are at practice every.

[Kevin Clancy]

Practice I am, because that's like, an opportunity for me to see them when they're not on my schedule.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So I do that. And I'm always just like a de facto coach. Like, football right now is like, there's two coaches. I'm just like the third with them all the time, but I'm not a coach, so I do that. And then I've also established that. So Keegan's like, are you coming?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So then I'm like, but no, I think most probably more so than usual. But not. Not like everybody. No.

[Big Cat]

No. Okay. That's.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's. Yeah, I think I'm. I'm pretty.

[Big Cat]

You should start being real embarrassing.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, well, I did. I do kind of say to him, I'm like, hey, buddy, like, nobody else's dad's here. Do you want me here? Because I can. I'm sure there's gonna be some, like, prick kids who are like, oh, you need your dad.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So I'm sure that'll happen one day. And then he'll be like, get the out. Until then, I'll be there. I enjoy doing it, but it definitely makes it, like, from one job to another all the time.

[Jackie]

Do you bring, like, a lawn chair.

[Big Cat]

As a coach?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Like, right now, I'm like, I'm up and doing with them.

[Jackie]

Oh, that's right.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. But Shay is much more like, all her stuff. It's like, nobody stays for a dance practice.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Kevin Clancy]

So those things I kind of drop off and she's.

[Big Cat]

That is something they notice, though. I. I always remember. I noticed that about my dad. That, like, I. I always remember he was on the phone all the time I was with him. Like, on the car, like, working. He was always with phone. He was never on his phone at practice. Like, every time I looked up, he'd just be watching.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I'm like, oh, that is cool. So I had almost the opposite of that because I'm. I'm always thinking, like, if I have something to do, I'll just do it. There. We're lucky enough that I can do it on the phone. Do it. So I'm like, let me be there. But, you know, like, I run off to the sideline. I'm on the phone, whatever. And one thing at least, with my kids. And I'm pretty sure probably every parent, every kid. Like, I. I was. I was late to pick them up for. Because I was in traffic. I don't know, maybe like seven years ago. And it's like, dad's always in traffic.

[Big Cat]

I was like, that was one time.

[Kevin Clancy]

And the other day was like, yeah, you're like, you know, I was like, I'll be at your practice. He's like, are you gonna be on your phone?

[Big Cat]

I was like, probably. Probably.

[Kevin Clancy]

Or I'm not there at all. You know, it's just like.

[Big Cat]

Like, Internet commenters. Like, I did it one time. One time. Get over it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Really are.

[Big Cat]

They really are. Find a new slave. But.

[Kevin Clancy]

But, like, and. And sometimes they're justified, but other times, it's just like, they're. They're young. That was their only experience of it. So they're just like, oh, yeah, you were there that one time, and you're on your phone. You were late to. Because traffic. One time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you.

[Kevin Clancy]

Whatever. You know, I mean, when they were probably, like, 2 and 1. One time, I burned the bacon, and it set off a fire alarm. And I, like, they're scarred for life. It was such a loud alarm that now when fireworks go off or a buzzer at a gym, they go, oh, really? And I was like, okay, so I overcooked the bacon once, and I scarred you for life. There's just zero margin for error ever.

[Big Cat]

Just wait till you guys hear about mass shootings.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay.

[Jackie]

It makes me feel any better. Like, I, you know, you're a really good dad, and I think all, like, the older I get, I always think about how grateful I am now. You know? Like, I feel like, yeah, you notice it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that's great to hear that.

[Jackie]

Like, I think about ways like that I could have been messed up, but I'm just like, no, I deserve better.

[Big Cat]

I. I was talking about that this weekend with my parents were like, there are things when I was a kid, I didn't think they were uncool, not by any stretch of the imagination, but cool parents did other things. Like, they played video games with us and swore and they, like, they gamble.

[Kevin Clancy]

Stay up late.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And I, like, I. I remember, like, one friend's parents, like, always went to Vegas, and I thought it was, like, so uncool. That my parents didn't do, like, gambling. And then, like, they didn't swear with us. They didn't, like. I guess my parents were, like, very. My parents are cool people, but, like, they didn't, like, treat kids like adults and that. Because that bothered me. And now I'm like, thank God you guys weren't like that. Those people were losers. Like. Like, I had one buddy, one buddy who, like, his dad would, like, play video games with us with a backwards hat, and he, like, suck. This guy's the man.

[Kevin Clancy]

Those people are, like, legitimately the biggest.

[Big Cat]

Losers in the world.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're, like, old, fat, and washed up in Vegas. Like, what happens in Vegas?

[Big Cat]

It's like, you're. You're 50.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're embarrassing yourself.

[Big Cat]

My parents would be like, turn off the idiot box. Go outside. Yeah. My parents are so uncool. We gotta go play outside, dude.

[Kevin Clancy]

I. I think that's like the.

[Big Cat]

The.

[Kevin Clancy]

The great, like, paradox or whatever you want to call it is like, you know, your kids don't appreciate you until, like, it's too late, basically.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Told you so.

[Big Cat]

But, like, literally this weekend, I don't know why I was talking to my parents about it. I was like, thank God you guys weren't like that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, it's. And I. I also, like, there's. There's. I. I want to, like, be a very proactive parent, and I'm trying to, like, you know, they're basically getting to the age where they're gonna figure everything out that happened once they're on the Internet, and I'm like, I probably. I really gotta, like, put my big boy pants on here and, like, parent through that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And like, every. Like, if a question comes up that, like, I. I could probably use that to open the door and just have the conversation. And I'm just like, you want my videos? I'm always like, okay, now's the time. It's like, almost bedtime.

[Big Cat]

I haven't showered yet. I'll do it tomorrow. They're that old that. That's, like. That's happening at their age. Like, Internet and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

They like. Like, it started out like they. They were on YouTube. They were on playing their games, and then, like, they started to Google things, and I was like, they probably already have.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

If you start. If you learn how to Google, probably the third thing you're gonna do is Google your parents. You know, just names, you know, like, it's probably like, boobs.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like, video games. Boobs. And then my dad boobs. Keeps you in a chokehold for about a decade.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was, it was very funny. This weekend they did an outdoor movie night where they set up a big inflatable screen in the parking lot of the school. And so I took, I took the kids.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I thought that was your house. I saw that. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Because I actually do have the same one and it made me think. I was like, I should just like do this in my backyard. Like, try to what? I was just explaining like, hey, I'm gonna put the movie screen up. Bring your kids over.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

That requires me to like do these things. So. Yeah, that's why I'm like. As much as I'm throwing a pity party, it's like, do it, dude. If that's what you wanted to do it. The NFL is back and that means you got to go to tailgates and that means packed stadiums and that buzz before kickoff. And you want to be a part of all of that. But getting into that is a nightmare usually. Right? You got to find tickets. You got to worry about are they authentic. You got to worry about getting them and transferring to your friends. All those things. Price jumps, cues, all that. Not anymore. With game time, if you want to be there, beer in hand, losing your voice with the crowd with zero fuss, at the best price available, Game time is the only option for you. The app that gives you the. The advantage back to fans. It's basically like a hack for unlocking amazing prices and amazing experiences in just a few taps. It's incredibly easy to use. They have the game time guarantee, which means you can trust that you will get 100 authentic tickets on time and at the best price possible. As you get closer to the event, whether it's a sporting event, concert, a stand up comedy, Broadway, any sort of live entertainment, the. The prices actually drop. So you don't have to get them early. You can wait till the last minute, you can get a better price, get your tickets and transfer them easily. And fees are always included. What do we got? Anything good right now?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's insane. There's. Living in New York is crazy.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's awesome. It's awesome.

[Big Cat]

Like, this is all over the next month or so. Sabrina Carpenter, msg, Chapel Roan, Forest Hills. We got UFC at msg. We got the Ryder cup here this weekend. We got on the same level, we have the Boston Bruins preseason game tomorrow night. Huh? Yeah, dude, when I, I saw there their first preseason game, I think last night and I just saw the account like puck drop and I was like, what? What Are you talking about summer is dry?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. That's crazy. Damn.

[Big Cat]

Also, cowboys are in town this weekend. There's, it's, there's. Obviously New York City is one thing, but if you're in a town, look, there's something to do this weekend and it's going to be fun.

[Kevin Clancy]

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[Big Cat]

But it was.

[Kevin Clancy]

That was like a cute moment. Also was like, we got there. I set up, like, these three lawn chairs. And then, like, Shay sees her friends over there. Keegan sees his friends over there. They both look at me like, can I go with my friends? I was like, yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[Big Cat]

Go.

[Kevin Clancy]

Go for it. Shay ran over to me like, seven times during the movie. And I was like. At first, she came over, she's like, how you doing? Kissed me. I was like, oh, cool. Have fun. And she came back pretty quickly, and she was like, how are you? And I was like, I'm good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you can go with your friends if you want.

[Kevin Clancy]

And she was like, no, no, I want to.

[Big Cat]

I want.

[Kevin Clancy]

I wanted to see you. I want it. And I don't know whether I was sure or not, but, like, she just kept coming over to, like, check on me. And I was like, so that was funny. But it was like there was a part of me that was like, worried, like, okay, they're. They're like adults and on the verge, and we're have to have a very big conversation soon. And then it was like, never mind.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you're watching screen. It's a very weird.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, that could go either way because I think some of his friends are already asking questions and, you know, how does. Where do babies come from? And what's this and that? And then he is like, you know, doesn't know anything about it.

[Jackie]

You gotta lock in for the word of babies come from convo, though. Because my mom, like, didn't want to fully have the conversation, so she half explained it. And then I thought babies just came from scissoring for, like, a long time. So I. So I kind of thought lesbian sex could create babies.

[Big Cat]

You're like, oh, I'm a heterosexual. Yeah.

[Jackie]

Explain it to Sizzle. It was like, oh, like. Because it is kind of like, oh, you're crawling.

[Kevin Clancy]

You rub your crotches together.

[Jackie]

I was like, oh, scissoring. I didn't know guys had, like, a thing that they put in a girl.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Yeah. I thought it was Just scissors.

[Jackie]

When I found out how it actually was, I was like, my mom lied.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. I mean, it's like, I'm. On the one hand, I'm a fan of, like, they. They have their whole life to be adults, you know? Like, my kids still believe in Santa Claus and, like, that.

[Big Cat]

They're probably.

[Kevin Clancy]

Shay is certainly too old for that. And I'm like, whatever. Like, let her have one. One last season of magic. But then I'm also like, you're gonna be the girl who goes to school in November. Like, what are you guys getting from Santa? And someone's gonna be like, you idiot.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And then it's like, why didn't you tell me, dad? So I'm like, when do. When that. I think I'd rather be, like, in trouble for that than, like, I don't think I could ever just ruin the magic.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, if they still. If somebody had, like, an inkling, I'd be like, yeah, okay. But if she's like, hey, we need to make my list for Santa. And I was just like, santa's not real.

[Big Cat]

I. I had, like. I've told this before, too. Like, I had, like, a fight with my dad for the talk, because he did. He tried it too early.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right?

[Big Cat]

And I remember driving to my aunt's house in Sudbury, and he was just like.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was sitting past her seat.

[Big Cat]

He's sitting driver's seat, and he was like, so you know about boobs? Like, I was like, no. Should I? He's like. He's like, no. You don't have to lie to me. Like, we're having a conversation. I was like, I'm not. I'm not lying. I don't know. I promise, dude. He's like, I know people have taken pictures of the naked girls in the school. It's like, they're not showing them to me, dude. I swear, bro. He's like, you're at the age you've definitely seen a naked woman. I'm like, yo, are you making fun of me? Now you're calling me a bro?

[Kevin Clancy]

My dad had the conversation, like, five years too late. I was like, yeah, dude. I'm like, I'm actively having sex enough.

[Big Cat]

It's not easy, though.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like, one of those things where, like, when they were, like, babies or when I'm first becoming a dad, I was like, here's how I'm gonna do everything. And then you're staring in the face of it. You're like, I'm not doing that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Nope. Kicking that can down the road. Terrible man. So, yeah. Anyway, that's a sorry sack of.

[Big Cat]

I. I honestly didn't. I did yesterday. I just watched the Pats. I. Football's on too often now. No, not too often. Every guy. I just watched my one team. But I saw. I guess, I don't know, this is a good thing or a bad thing. Like, I saw the jets were playing the Bucks, and I just thought, well, they're gonna get smoked, and didn't even check in on this.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, they did, though. That's what was weird. It was like 26 to 3, and then they just, like, rattled off a couple touchdowns.

[Big Cat]

Oh, really?

[Kevin Clancy]

So then it was like 26. 20. I think that's exactly what it was. It was like they scored two touchdowns. So it was like 26. Six. Scored two touchdowns is 20. And I was like, all right, I gotta, like, tune back in. Because I was like, I'm done for the day.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And then he blocked the field goal. So it was. You know, they did come the. The majority of the day. It was another dog game.

[Big Cat]

They're.

[Kevin Clancy]

They're. They're. They really make me sick. The Mets are like a sickness and like a part of my life that I can't shake. I think I could. A few more years of this with the Jets, I'll be like, I'm just done.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm just.

[Kevin Clancy]

Just done. Thing about it is it's easy enough to just tune in once a week, you know?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

The Mets is a true sickness.

[Jackie]

It is. It is really just like watching you walk into a screen door.

[Big Cat]

Every September. We all gather around, hey, Kev's about to step on the right.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I also, like, up until this weekend, when I was. Yesterday, when I was a mess, like, I made peace with it, where it's just like, my sports experience is just not your sports experience.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, you did it one way. My thing is just it's always going to be bad and then be really excited when it's good, you know, it's kind of like life.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, most of these days, it's a.

[Big Cat]

Good rule of thumb. Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And so I was kind of at peace with that. And then. But then yesterday, really, like, I relapsed to the old me, where I was like. But it's just. That's where I'm like, to the fans of any team, but it's. I see it a lot in New York, where in the past, it was like, people were. Hated the team because the owners were bad and they were putting together a shitty team on purpose. To save money. That, to me, is worth being hating. You know, this is like, they put together a good team and they're playing bad. I.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know. And there are fans who are like, screaming to fire this guy and trade that guy. And I'm like, like, I'm just gonna say, hey, they put together a good team. It didn't work out, and I hope it does.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I'd rather be that guy. And it comes across as kind of, like, naive and idealistic, and you sound just like a dopey. Like, it'll be okay, but I'd rather.

[Big Cat]

I don't think it does. I, like, I, I, I know we joked about it when we were talking about, like, positive Tommy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And like, watching the Yankees. But, like, when I watch sports, I'm not like, that dude's not trying. Like, I know he's trying. He's trying.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, you know what? The main.

[Big Cat]

He might not be very good, but he's trying his best out there.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is what, this is what drives me crazy about Mets fans. The amount of Mets fans who will. And I'm sure this is, like, a lot of fans, they, like, watch the post game. I have not watched a post game interview with a coach of any sport in a decade. And maybe, I don't know, maybe people just don't realize this or maybe, like, somewhat being a part of the media, we do. Or I don't know if people are just idiots. They just are serving you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, it's like, can you believe that Mendoza went out there and said, well, we just got to try to put it together and play. Yeah, of course he said that. Because he can't go out there and be like, we suck and I hate you. And, you know, so, like, they get bent out of shape about these things that are just like, yeah, okay. Get upset that he see like that.

[Big Cat]

That is what I'm getting the kind of same way where it's like, yeah, he's just saying something like, something that.

[Kevin Clancy]

He has to say to, like, keep things.

[Big Cat]

What gets me actually mad is when they up. But then I very quickly, I'm like, well, he didn't do it on purpose.

[Kevin Clancy]

He didn't want to strike out in.

[Big Cat]

The bottom of the night. I promise you that. You know, that's why I'll have a of ra like, you idiot. And I'm like, well, I mean, he didn't throw an interception on purpose, so I can't really get that mad about it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, you can just tell they don't Care how? First of all, how could you tell? And secondly, yes, they do. I don't know, like people want flip tables and screaming and yelling.

[Big Cat]

It's like, it's like what a coach. You always yell at you. Like I, I'll get mad at mental mistakes.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Physical mistakes is. I, I know. You do it on purpose, you miss a shot. Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know from your days in soccer, right?

[Jackie]

Yeah. I remember like my coach yelling at me for stuff that I was like, well, that I couldn't have done anything.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like. Let me ask you this. When you're playing, when you were playing sports, did you watch sports? You never watched sports?

[Jackie]

No, I never cared.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's weird to me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I feel like every boy's little boy's life, like stereotypically speaking is like you get into sports in general.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

Whereas girls are like, I play this but I don't like watch it.

[Jackie]

Know soccer a little bit.

[Kevin Clancy]

I guess watching soccer is a little different too. It's just never been a thing in this country.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like just a 12 year old girl getting up at 4am.

[Kevin Clancy]

So I guess that's a little different. But it's funny that it's like, I mean my world is like totally separate, like different. Keegan. Keegan will play but could not be less interested in watching. And Shay is like knows the stats and the players, all that. Yep.

[Jackie]

Cool.

[Big Cat]

Hannah, my sister was like that with basketball.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

She like knew all the stats for basketball.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I think it's just she called herself Jesse Phoenix Sons. She would watch the boys play basketball and she'd like commentate it. She'd wear a like one of my old Phoenix Suns hats and she would just commentate the game. We called her Jesse Phoenix on it.

[Kevin Clancy]

So weird when like, like that's so weird. Yeah. No, my sister called our games. Yeah. And we called her Jesse Phoenix. That's what we did.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

There's like so many weird things that like your family just does and you're like, you think is normal and you grow up, you're like, oh wait, no, we're so goddamn weird.

[Jackie]

The, the, the only thing that's kind of got like night Tik Tok right now is just all like NFL edits. I don't really know why, but that's kind of gotten me into it a little bit. Like you put a cool.

[Kevin Clancy]

So like the production side of things.

[Jackie]

Well like yeah, but like if you just put cool music to it, then I'm kind of like for some reason it's a lot of bills stuff. So I'M kind of rooting for the bills. I kind of want them.

[Kevin Clancy]

That works, man. That's like. It's like making a little movie, you know, you put the right soundtrack, the right highlights.

[Jackie]

I guess you guys just said that you don't watch like the post game interviews, but like, sometimes in Love island, you can tell when somebody's trying to do something for the Tick Tock audio. And I feel like all these edits are like, it starts with some kind of post interview game, but they say something really cool and then it goes like right into the music. Can you tell that with a post.

[Kevin Clancy]

Game interview some guy, I mean, like the Jason Tatums of the world, you know, that he's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, there's certain guys where it's like, you're. Yeah. You're trying to.

[Big Cat]

I would.

[Kevin Clancy]

I like say, but the Tik Tok.

[Big Cat]

Edit I can't relate to. But like, you definitely used to hear people say things where you're like. Like, the one that sticks out to me is Kevin Garnett. Like, anything is possible.

[Kevin Clancy]

He was supposed to say impossible is nothing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

That was Adidas's.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Which is. I don't know if that's ever been confirmed, but like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I think, like, people assume it.

[Big Cat]

Seemed a little odd.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

What do you say? Anything is possible.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think I. Everyone believes this would be impossible.

[Big Cat]

Isn't.

[Kevin Clancy]

There's nothing. And he said anything is possible.

[Big Cat]

But like. Yeah, you could see like, again, I guess it's a Tick Tock quote, but like aura farming. Yeah. You could see it before that phrase exists.

[Kevin Clancy]

How about this kid, the Nebraska quarterback, Dylan Paiva.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Kevin Clancy]

Who's just like Single white female with Diego. With Patrick Mahomes.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, it's. So this kid's playing for Nebraska. He has the same haircut as Mahomes. Like that shaved, like, animal thing. Wears the same number. They. He's. He plays for a red team too. So they look like very similar. And like, does these like, mannerisms like, like Mahomes does this thing where he like kind of runs and he jumps and lifts both feet in the air.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

He like looks at the crowd and like this kid did the exact same thing. And he is like, fed up with the comparisons. He's like, stop comparing me. And it's like, oh, yeah. And he's like, I had the haircut first. I wore numbers, whatever number it is, since I was like a kid. 15. Since I was a kid. And it's like Office Space with Michael Bolton, though. It's like, well, you were first, but he's Patrick Mahomes, so you now have.

[Big Cat]

The Patrick Mahomes haircut.

[Kevin Clancy]

And you now have Patrick Mahomes' number. Sorry, bro. Like, it just is what it is.

[Jackie]

Did you guys ever see that girl that, like, she was convinced that Kendall Jenner was taking her, was, like, copying her Instagram, and this girl had, like, 2, 000 followers.

[Kevin Clancy]

I kind of respect that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

It was the funny.

[Kevin Clancy]

Was there any, like, actual.

[Jackie]

No, it was literally her, like, I was convinced for a couple days. Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

That doesn't surprise me.

[Jackie]

As soon it started, like, late. As it went on, I was like, okay, maybe. But then I think that Kendall Jenner. My theory is. But it at first literally started with, like, her being on a, like, tanning chair with a book. And then Kendall Jenner had tanning chair with a book. Like, the most.

[Kevin Clancy]

These girls just tanning crazy.

[Jackie]

But maybe I missed, like, the damning ones, but it was a whole thing.

[Kevin Clancy]

I. I really respect that movie. Just calling out some of the most famous people. I mean, that used to bother me.

[Big Cat]

Like, I said, we used to do that. Barstool used to do that.

[Kevin Clancy]

That. Oh, like, claiming people stole from. Yeah, well. But I also used to get.

[Big Cat]

There wasn't stuff where I don't think we ever were like, that's ours. And we were wrong.

[Kevin Clancy]

Do you have it, like, examples in your head?

[Big Cat]

Well, I mean, I remember the kid saying, who's your quarterback? Zach Wilson is good. And he was saying, yeah, yeah, no, no, that.

[Kevin Clancy]

That was great, Jack. Like, that was you for sure. You invented.

[Big Cat]

But, like, I. I'm thinking I have obviously a better memory of things of my own. But, like, I feel like there was a while where barstool would be like, we want credit for. For that. We want. And we still do it to, like, an extent where, like, it's more jokey when someone, like, DM someone that someone's getting traded and it's like, please credit me.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

But we. We were definitely, like, they're taking information from us and using it.

[Kevin Clancy]

I never. I don't, like, need credit, but I. I almost wanted acknowledge, like, all right, you did take that from us.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, you know, I mean, remember the. The Reavis picture with the watermark or with the Millmore watermark?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, sometimes we just, like, set a trap and they all bought into it.

[Big Cat]

There was one who was the Brandon. It was a double B cornerback signed the same year as Revis. I forget his name, but he. That was one we had too, because, like, someone just Emailed the tips email.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I saw him.

[Big Cat]

It was like. It was like Rappaport just tweeted that, like, Brandon Bauer. What the was his name? He's a hard hitter. He's got that one play where he blew up someone on the Chargers. Whatever. The point is he. Someone emailed the tips email and was like, hey, I just saw the rapper for. Say this guy's on his way back to Seattle to check in with them. He might sign with them. I'm just telling you, I'm at Patriot Place and I'm serving him drinks. He did not leave. He's signing. He told me he's signing.

[Kevin Clancy]

Interesting.

[Big Cat]

And so I was like, obviously. I didn't even check whether or not that IP address belonged to a bartender. Whatever. I just, like, doesn't matter. Signed with the Patriots. I don't think it was Brandon Bauer.

[Kevin Clancy]

But that's. It's so funny how much, like, credit credit, like, runs the Internet.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, it is. And it means virtually nothing unless you, like, make that your profession. If you're, like, a beat reporter, who needs scoops.

[Big Cat]

Brandon Browner. I was right.

[Kevin Clancy]

It does not matter at all if we had it first, right? Like, if you make a career out of it, fine. But the rest of it is just. It does not matter. People are just like, credit me. Write my Twitter name in that tweet.

[Jackie]

It's like, okay, there's the reason I have. I have all the reporters because I had it for one time. Do something. So I have, like, Albert Breer, Ian Rapaport, like, all there, whatever. And I actually do notice. I'm always just like, adam Schefter is such a slow piece of, like, he's the last guy.

[Big Cat]

You're slipping.

[Jackie]

I mean, this new guy, like, this younger guy. What's his name?

[Kevin Clancy]

Rapper?

[Jackie]

No, I guess he's not younger, but, like, Ari Miroff or whatever. He's the guy. He gets them all first.

[Big Cat]

I honestly don't know who that is. Yeah. And he's the guy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Was this, like, the jets maybe or something?

[Jackie]

No, I just, like, for all of them, because. No, it wasn't for the Jets. It was I. During draft day or. Yeah, whatever. NFL draft. I was, like, working the show graphics. So then I had to, like, put the graphics up, like, when.

[Kevin Clancy]

Very funny.

[Big Cat]

What? Speaking of contracts, do you guys know what's happening with NHL? The, like, the NHL contract situation. So the NHL is going nuts because Florida teams keep winning the Stanley Cup. They won, like, three or four in the last five years or so. Maybe more than that. Because Tampa won one before COVID I think. But Tampa and Florida win the Cup a lot. They're very good. And for some reason, the hockey world blames it on salary, on taxes.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Where they're like, well, of course they're good. Florida doesn't have state taxes, which I don't understand the argument, because every sport has teams in Florida and Texas.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And they don't win the championship every time. So, like, I, I don't really get where the argument's coming from, but it's becoming a big thing. And the Marshan commented on it that this weekend where he was saying, you know, three players, three good players stayed in Florida with their Stanley cup team. And he, he was just like, yeah, that probably wouldn't be able to happen in another state. Like, it. It's easy for us. So people are, like, very upset about it. And what I want to tap into is, why haven't blue states started saying, well, we have abortions, Especially the hockey world. Like, that's better than tax.

[Kevin Clancy]

You might, you might save some money, but you're gonna find yourself in.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You're not able to get out. Like, Boston Bruins, I'm talking to you. I'll do the PSA video. I'll do whatever you guys want. Like, we got something we can sell, too. Okay. You and your punk slugs are going to need it. Okay. I saw a tweet the other day that Stefan Diggs currently has four baby.

[Kevin Clancy]

Mamas or something like that. Oh, I, I, I read.

[Big Cat]

Why you think he signed with the Pats, dude?

[Jackie]

I, I read that Stephon Diggs bills used to be.

[Big Cat]

Used to be on the bill.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I know that.

[Jackie]

For my edits.

[Kevin Clancy]

I read a, like a, it was a. It said that Stefan Diggs may have had anywhere between two and five baby mamas this year.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Cardi. Cardi.

[Big Cat]

First of all, Cardi B, where was he playing before this? He had somewhere between Buffalo and New England. Houston. He might have been in Houston. He's like, wouldn't have had that if you signed with New England, bro.

[Kevin Clancy]

Cardi made a video talking about how, like, all the people are talking about her being pregnant with him and, like, how he's got other baby mamas and.

[Jackie]

Cardi pregnant with stuff on.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, yeah, yeah, dude. And she is. Cardi B is like, my favorite woman on the planet Earth. And she was doing this.

[Big Cat]

What? I did not know that about. I run this, like, Cardi B. 20 minutes, Kevin's gonna be in the car like that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Listen to the whole. I listen To a whole album, start to finish. I love Cards whole thing.

[Big Cat]

She killed it, by the way.

[Kevin Clancy]

She was doing this video. Like, she's cooking and she's like. She was just almost like running this little skit in her head. She was like, oh, hey, hey, Barbara. Oh, hey, Shirley. Oh, we have the same baby daddy. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

And then.

[Kevin Clancy]

And she's just like whipping something up, and she's like. And she's kind of talking to herself. She's like, what are we gonna do? I don't know. We're just gonna figure it out like we always do. I was like, listen, if there's anybody.

[Big Cat]

Cardi B. Is Kevin's spiritual advisor.

[Kevin Clancy]

My spirit animal. Like, she's just like, I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Whatever, man. I'm pregnant again. We just got to figure it out. That's me.

[Kevin Clancy]

She's got a one year old at home and a new baby. She's like, I don't know. We'll figure it out.

[Big Cat]

Probably a Mets fan too.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, that's got to be best case scenario. Is. Is it.

[Big Cat]

Where she. Where is she from?

[Kevin Clancy]

Is she from. She's the Bronx.

[Big Cat]

She's from the Bronx.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's. That's also part way. It's probably Yagi's family. Like, if you got to share, you know, if you got to have like four other baby mamas in your life, let one of them be a multi, multi, multi millionaire.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's one I don't have to worry about.

[Big Cat]

At least we're good.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I love Cardi. Cardi's my girl.

[Jackie]

Underrated. Underrated. Hilarious.

[Big Cat]

She was supposed to do the after party at the wedding I was at this weekend.

[Jackie]

What?

[Big Cat]

No way. Yeah, she had, like. She pulled out. I guess she's pregnant or something at the moment.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, she's playing like a tour. I don't know if she's gonna do anything.

[Jackie]

We did her stuff on digs, like date or they just.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yep.

[Jackie]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

I think they're currently dating.

[Kevin Clancy]

They still are.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah, but I'm not positive about that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Moved a little fast, I'd say.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, maybe she's like, I don't want to learn this dance number.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's gonna be so much easier if.

[Big Cat]

I just pass it off.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, we'll just get a bunch of features.

[Big Cat]

Staying here. Pregnant as hell. You guys all dance behind me.

[Jackie]

It's like the Rihanna, like on the Super Bowl.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah, dude, her album is very funny. She's got. She's got like a couple songs that are like, very, like, Introspective, talking about her and offset in their relationship. Yeah. But then there's a song that's just like one of like the hook or like a part that she keeps going back to is basically like, I didn't say anything when you hoes were my man. So like, shut the up. Kind of like, listen, I'm not a snitch. Like, I know, I know, I know he was around. But like, I never said anything, so I deserve credit for that. She destroys. You know the singer Bia? Do you know her?

[Jackie]

Yeah, she.

[Kevin Clancy]

She calls her diarrhea Bia. It's over. Sometimes those like playground Disney, she says, like diarrhea beer, like breath smells so bad. Like you could. Can smell it before you come in the room or something like that. And I was just like, does he have any.

[Jackie]

Anything to do with.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, like, BE has been like taking shots at her and Cardi's been away. Like, she hasn't. This is her first album in like seven years. So I think she's just been like building up and she flames like everybody. She destroyed everybody. It was very impressive. You do glow. Light up.

[Big Cat]

She is that.

[Kevin Clancy]

I love her.

[Jackie]

Bless you.

[Kevin Clancy]

What did you guys do this weekend? Anything good?

[Big Cat]

Oh, this got ditched by Cardi. B. You.

[Jackie]

You are like sneaky. Always at a wedding subtly.

[Big Cat]

I don't think so. I think like a wedding a month maybe.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's a lot.

[Jackie]

That's a lot.

[Big Cat]

That's a wedding a month.

[Jackie]

And then.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, well, maybe a wedding of months a stretch, but like, I guess. What month are we in?

[Kevin Clancy]

September.

[Big Cat]

I probably been like seven, eight weddings this year. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's insane. Pretty much. Most people go through like their late 20s, early 30s where it's like, oh, summer season, I gotta go to a bunch and then like that stops.

[Big Cat]

But I did. I never had that. Yeah. Yeah. But honestly, most of these aren't like my friends either. It's like my siblings and stuff.

[Jackie]

But wait, did your sister.

[Big Cat]

No, she's next.

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[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, I don't have blinds, brother.

[Kevin Clancy]

Bro, you are. Dude, wait, I. I can't decide like that was.

[Big Cat]

That's the worst in the summer when you're like when you don't have blinds and you're like I just need the sun to go down and it's like 9:38 so I can watch a goddamn movie.

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[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

No, I didn't.

[Kevin Clancy]

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[Big Cat]

Oh. I actually, I. I learned that the other day though, that she was men. I learned it off air. Yeah.

[Jackie]

I mean, I'm disgusting with myself. I don't know. I don't. Yeah. I don't know how I got to this point, but. But I'm. I'm telling bad boys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was like an Instagram story that was like, you make me laugh like endlessly. And she's just like, is that what you posted?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And then the next one. And then the next video was.

[Big Cat]

You posted it. You might be laughing. Birthday.

[Jackie]

Your Instagram story.

[Big Cat]

I didn't realize his birthday. That's different.

[Kevin Clancy]

That is different.

[Jackie]

But I balanced it out before with like I said, happy birthday ever.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Back to back weekends, back for each other's birthdays. Yeah, that's pretty nice.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's cool.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like me 10 was. It was my Instagram story, like when you watched it, was it like a lot then I was in my head being like, was it.

[Kevin Clancy]

I didn't realize it was his birthday. That the slide I saw, I don't think said, maybe like the one before it said happy birthday or something. I didn't notice it. So that one just said like, you make me laugh. And then the next one was like, like, you make me happy. And I was like, oh my God, right now, like down on his.

[Big Cat]

A gay man.

[Jackie]

Do they like go quick or do gay people.

[Big Cat]

I don't know. It just sounds kind of gay to me. How was the weekend? Is all? Obviously pretty good.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's terrible.

[Jackie]

It was really. Chicago was like gorgeous, but it was a good weekend. I not Much to report.

[Big Cat]

Sorry, what you do?

[Jackie]

Kind of just, like, walked around, went to shout out, Dante. Dante got us a good reservation. But then I was kind of like, that's awkward. Like, I had to, because he got a good reservation. So then I felt the need to get a reservation, but then I was. Now we're just kind of, like, utilizing, like, our co workers.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that. Go ahead.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Is it fine.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dumbass tweets like, Dante Enrico Worthwhile.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, do something for me, you weirdos. Did you see Dante? Sweet weekend. Nobody saw it. He's the best. He's the best. Dude. It's honestly one of the very few tweets I saw this weekend. It's just some, like, I don't know, a scene from Venom. And it was about an alien landing in. In Vegas, and he just quoted it, and there it is.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, he thought it was a real video of aliens. He's so stupid.

[Big Cat]

He's the best. Oh, it's a box of rocks. Like, I honestly, I kind of want to talk to him and be like. Like. Like, when is he gonna find out? You know what I mean? Like, we've been telling him for two, three years longer than I've been telling him for 15 years. I don't think he realized, like, hey, dude, you're really dumb. When does he realize it?

[Kevin Clancy]

It's funny.

[Big Cat]

I gotta find this one. And then he deleted some stuff this weekend. It is. And there it is.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like, Tyrese says the same thing. Dante and Tyrese are Internet user.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think he deleted it.

[Kevin Clancy]

So. Yeah, you're just posting videos from a movie.

[Big Cat]

No, no, he still got it up. He still got it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, my God, there it is.

[Jackie]

Oh, I did see this. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

RA tweeted. Oh, sweet Dante. Don't get fooled by the AI Dante. He's so Dante. That's not real, is it not?

[Big Cat]

It just. I know. I've seen Venom. It looked literally seen from Venom. I think it might be that it's just like a. Like, I. I feel like we brushed past it. I genuinely want to know, like, Dante, when are you convinced? Oh, like, when are you sure? And I. Stupid to stretch, but. Well, not really, but the. Like, when. When is he. When do you reach the point when you go, wait, somebody made this edit?

[Kevin Clancy]

Said, this one's even creepier. Just a sign popped up that says, Dante Gay.

[Big Cat]

Like. Like, it doesn't have to be. Like, he doesn't have to accept it or anything like that. Just, like, when does you know what.

[Kevin Clancy]

He does need to do? You cannot Be like, I'm the information guy at barstool. Read me for my, like, conspiracy theory truths, and then think that movies are real.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you can't do that.

[Kevin Clancy]

If he's just like, I'm the dumb, goofy guy. It's like, all right, fine, whatever, you know? But then he's gonna go write 20, 000 words on, like, the mayor and why? Like, you know, the world is corrupt, and it's like, you thought that aliens are real.

[Big Cat]

When is it like, I'll focus on the things I can actually figure out.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Versus dj. Go to dj Dante, I think you have a lot to offer this world, brother. I don't think it is Investigative journalist. Yeah. I don't think it's like, overturning conspiracies. When is the point where he at least second guesses before hitting send on.

[Kevin Clancy]

The tweet before he goes, yeah, wait a second.

[Big Cat]

Maybe I'll think about it. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dude, I hate having to do. I hated even just talking about Charlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel, anything where I'm like, all right, this is, like, serious, and I have to, like, think and make sure I'm not. Not getting anything wrong. I'm like, I hate this because probably I am like, I'm probably getting something wrong. I probably don't know the full picture. I'm not informed enough.

[Big Cat]

Turns out, journalism is hard to go to school for this or something, learn how to do this. Crazy.

[Jackie]

I do expect that. Like, if you're gonna.

[Big Cat]

It is funny if you think back on, like, the last decade, you're like, when did things go arise? Like, when we stopped thinking journalism was.

[Kevin Clancy]

Hard, educating ourselves entirely.

[Big Cat]

Like, dude, anyone with a Twitter account can be a journalist. That was something we said for, like, 10 years. Like, anyone. You find things out. Brandon Browder, signing with the pass.

[Jackie]

Well, that's what this is. What I'm learning is Adam Schefter is so slow because he has so many journalistic, like, duties and requirements.

[Big Cat]

Right? Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But you know what? The thing is, is, like, like, there are people who get, like, nine out of ten wrong, but the one big scoop, they're like, well, I have to listen to that guy forever now.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

We at least have to consider that they might be signing with the Patriots because that Guy said that 10 years ago. It's like, no, he's got it wrong 99 times in a row.

[Jackie]

Well, conspiracies, it's like, you might as well just believe all of them, because then you're bound to get. Because then when one happens, you can.

[Kevin Clancy]

Be like, told you something. I believe that that's, you know, exactly what happened. I mean, there is some truth that I always say, like, you know, everybody, when MK Ultra was first proposed, everyone's like, you are a idiot. It's like, well, it was true.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So now what do we do? Maybe people are reptiles. What else is going on? What, what do we. Anything we didn't cover, really? Like, I mean, we. I don't really want to go back to all that, but we didn't really do much. Kimmel. Kirk. Oh, did you watch Charlie Sheen stuff? No, bro. There are some stories of Charlie Sheen that were just like, if there's five gazelles, then there's one Charlie Sheena, he was a, he was telling a story about like at his peak, he went to China, I think, to do like a bunch of ads, which by the way, what a great like racket that is when you make it big over here. He's like, I flew over there and I did like a watch this or that. You probably just make a fat bank boatload of money and you go home, but he's on the plane. They're like, oh, Mr. Sheen, like, we're so happy to have you. Like, like, can we get a picture? And he's like, yeah, sure. But you know what'd be cool is if I wore your pilot hat. And he's like, yeah, sure. Here he goes. And they take a picture. He's like, it'd be cool if I got one with your jacket on. Put the jacket on. Same thing. He's like, you know, be cool is if we were in the cockpit together. In the background. He's like, so is this thing on autopilot? They flipped it off and Charlie Sheen was driving a commercial airliner dressed as a pilot, completely shit faced. And I guess the code in in the aviation world is George is flying the plane. That means it's on autopilot. George is flying it. So he was like, is George flying this can? Like, you know, can George take a break or whatever it was and flip it off? And he was like driving and he said he could like feel like. And he said that they quickly were like, well, okay, wait a minute, get.

[Big Cat]

The fuck out of here. But like, what a gives you like the, the. The helm of the boat and you're like, I get to do fucking.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that's what he's doing.

[Big Cat]

7:47.

[Kevin Clancy]

He has got some tails, man. He is, he's. He's like all together. I was trying to figure it out because like, he's definitively like, a piece of. You're, like, this hiv, drug addict, womanizing, whatever, all that. But what do you think it was about, like, that interview specifically that went viral? Why was that, like, cool and funny and.

[Big Cat]

What do you.

[Kevin Clancy]

What do you think's going on?

[Big Cat]

I don't really.

[Kevin Clancy]

In, like, 2011, he did an interview with ABC News News that was probably the. I think, like, the first true viral news thing. Like, doing videos and pictures that were viral, but, like. And he.

[Big Cat]

A current event that was. Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

He said, tiger. He has tiger blood, Adonis DNA. He said, I'm addicted to winning. Yeah. When they were like, are there any drugs in the house? And he was like, if there are.

[Big Cat]

Drugs, you better give them to me. And he was like, oh, there's drugs in the house. Oh, what a big deal. Oh, we're all gonna die. It's not a big deal.

[Kevin Clancy]

Give the drugs to throw out.

[Big Cat]

Not a big deal.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was just, like, so manic. But I. I think it was, like, he was such a star, and he just didn't care what it looked like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

He was being totally honest. And I think even despite the fact that it was, like, pretty shitty behavior, the, like, insane honesty just, like, gripped people. I don't. I'm trying to figure out what. Why that was, but it was like, everybody loved it when it was just definitively like this. You're shitty.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I guess America loves a comeback story and all that, sort of. But. Or is it just, like, if you're funny enough and you're in enough big movies, people just like, I'm gonna love this guy no matter what.

[Big Cat]

I think it's. It's the size. Because I missed Sheen, like, as far as, like, a movie star.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, that's what I mean. We know him as, like, that. Yeah, Right. Like, I mean, I know him from his spoof movies, and some of the 80s were, like, really big. But, yeah, we. We. The. The people who were loving him on the Internet, I don't think, like, loved him as a movie star.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So I think it was actually about his Internet behavior that made people go, like, that's awesome.

[Big Cat]

I don't want to be that guy.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I want to rely on that guy. But from a distance, that was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think it was just. He was banging Brie Olsen at the time. Brie Olsen was popping. Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

He was always. I mean, he was always with Denise Richards real. So whoever it was was always, like, that. That dude, he had.

[Big Cat]

He had his Charlie's Angels, which, like, you know, to a young 20s person, obviously, that really appeals.

[Jackie]

Like, he's got his girls.

[Big Cat]

It's just like, he's had a porn star. She lived with him, and he fought.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like a harem of chicks. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't. I don't really know what it was. I. I wouldn't say I was like, the biggest Charlie Sheen guy. I did. I definitely didn't dislike him. I don't know. I don't know what made those shirts sell like those.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that's what I mean. There was something about it that, like, other people who could behave that way, I think people would be like, that guy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

He does it, and you're like, you're the man. That's why, like, John Cryer and all Those guys from 22 and a half men were probably like, what the.

[Big Cat]

It probably helps that, like, it did line up with his character.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right, Right.

[Big Cat]

He was drinking, womanizing. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like he just played himself.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I think people. Even if you're shitty people, respect, like, this is who I am.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Rather than being, like, phony. And also, he just does kind of seem like a guy's guy. Like, and it's like, I don't know. I don't want to share needles with.

[Big Cat]

A guy, but I'll share a beer with him.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, let him regale me with some stories.

[Big Cat]

He. He has.

[Kevin Clancy]

He has lived a life, bro.

[Jackie]

Wait, sorry. Was he famous before? Two and a Half Men.

[Big Cat]

That's all he did. Move his own family. Like, the Sheens are like a Hollywood family.

[Kevin Clancy]

Was. Father was like. And. And you've seen him. You would know him if you.

[Big Cat]

You know him if you saw him. And then Emilio Estevez, who was Mighty Ducks, the coach. That's his brother.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, yeah, yeah, they were. I mean, he was Carlos Estevez.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Martin Sheen.

[Kevin Clancy]

Martin Sheen's his dad. So they. Yeah, they were like, you know, royalty. Hollywood royalty. Oh, yeah. And then. Yeah, then he really popped off. But, like, on his conversation with Rogan, he said he was making 50 grand an hour. He was like. But I hated it. Like, they. He did after. After Two and a Half Men.

[Big Cat]

What is. What is the point of 50 grand an hour?

[Kevin Clancy]

I think. I think he meant more like that had to mean, like, an hour of tv. Like, I don't think.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you can't. Like. Like, when I break down, like, Clemens's contract.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I. They. They did. I think it was anger management. Was the show he did afterwards.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Kevin Clancy]

And they did something. He called. They called it a 1090, which is like, you get a 10 show pilot basically and if that goes well, you get 90, you get 100 like total.

[Big Cat]

And then that puts you right into syndication.

[Kevin Clancy]

So that's what they said that his, his agents and his lawyers and were like, this is like your legacy place. You're going to have like generational wealth. And he was like, I make 50.

[Big Cat]

Grand an hour, I have generational wealth.

[Kevin Clancy]

And he was like, you think a.

[Big Cat]

Generator someone spends in a generation?

[Kevin Clancy]

But he was like, I did not want to do it. Like, I did not like the project and I didn't want to and I never should have. I think he ended up signing it and doing it and it was like the worst thing for him because he got more money and he was bored and he relapsed, all that shit. And that was his lesson was sort of like don't do, do that shit for, for the money. But that's interesting where it's like if we just make 10 good episodes, we get a hundred. That seems like a bad business deal. What else? What else? What are you watching these days? Good question.

[Big Cat]

I didn't see Task last night.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was good.

[Big Cat]

Was it good? Yeah, we watched that today. I think Task is the only thing I'm like actively watching right now.

[Kevin Clancy]

Have you seen the movie Together? No.

[Big Cat]

I want to. I hear it's very good. But body horror like freaks me out so it's funny.

[Kevin Clancy]

I wanted to watch it. I did watch it and when the, the together stuff started I was like, oh, I'm going to hate this. This is gross. I don't like this.

[Big Cat]

Was it gross?

[Kevin Clancy]

It's pretty off putting. If you're not into that, we can. So like they. There's kind of like a, a curse, a ghost, some paranormal thing that makes you like yearn to be together to the point that you like physically like come together.

[Jackie]

Kind of like a. What's the movie with Continue.

[Kevin Clancy]

So but there's a scene where they. And he's stuck inside of her and he's like pulling it out and they just like show. I mean they're married so like, I don't know. I'm sure they were kind of like let's do a whole bunch of things. I don't know, I don't know what? Fake dick, whatever. But there's a scene where like you just see like a, like a dick stretching like, like a soft stretchy dick just pulling out and they have to just like Yankees get out. And I was like, oh my God. So that, that, that stuff's a little bit weird, but.

[Jackie]

The. The.

[Big Cat]

Just bubble gum.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, it was like, stretch your arms.

[Jackie]

The act talks about. I think, like, if you. If you. You're soft dick, if you were to dye it blue and then you get erect, what happens?

[Big Cat]

Great question.

[Kevin Clancy]

Wait, what?

[Big Cat]

Like, if you dye it blue, is it going to be blue enough?

[Jackie]

Is it going to be. Yeah. Is it. Does the blue. Is it like an ombre situation where it's like. Like, where does the blue go? Is it a lighter blue?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I think if you tattoo your whole dick blue, it would stay blue.

[Big Cat]

I don't think tattooing, like, I'm picturing, like, I'm teabagging a thing of paint.

[Jackie]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Right. And which I probably physically can't do unless we put it on that tape. Like, I don't think I could get down to the ground, but, like, have you teabagged a can of paint? Like, I. I just think there would be too much excess paint. Like, you'd have to perfectly.

[Jackie]

You're. You're focusing too much on the logistics of, like, the paint and the, like, let's just say hypothetically.

[Kevin Clancy]

Idiot.

[Jackie]

Like, I guess. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You.

[Jackie]

You teabag and then you let it dry for probably, like, two minutes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

I think the method they talked about.

[Kevin Clancy]

Was like, a blue.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Blue marker. Yeah, exactly.

[Big Cat]

Blue pen. Well, because, like, if I was doing it with you're.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think it's all blue.

[Big Cat]

I think it was a pen.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, you might like a lighter blue.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Spreader spread thin. But I don't think there'd be, like, chunks missing.

[Big Cat]

I. I think so too. Like, because again, I was going paint because I don't have control over it. Like, if I was. Had control over the pen, I just make sure I got it everywhere. You know what I mean? Like, I'd stretch it out and be.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, blue is your soft dick different colors from your hard dick. I'm pretty sure my dick's the same color. Colors.

[Big Cat]

I think it's the same color.

[Kevin Clancy]

There's that be.

[Big Cat]

There's a.

[Kevin Clancy]

There's.

[Big Cat]

There's some discoloration where I was circumcised.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Same is what I'm saying. I got the Neapolitan going, but it stays Neapolitan here and stays Neapolitan here.

[Big Cat]

But I. I think the question is because of size, like, your dick's gonna get bigger.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right.

[Big Cat]

So, like, if you didn't. I don't know how to do.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm thinking if I colored in my, like, dark blue.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think that when it grew, it maybe like, light blue. Because It'd be, like, spread out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But it's not gonna be like this whole bottom is still, like, skin colored because the blue is all the way up there.

[Big Cat]

I think it might.

[Kevin Clancy]

You think so?

[Big Cat]

Because if you scrunch, like, right, so.

[Kevin Clancy]

You had a scrunchie.

[Big Cat]

That's essentially what a dick is, right?

[Kevin Clancy]

Scrunchie. Right. And you got it all in the creases of the scrunch, and then you pull it. That's why you say you have to get it.

[Big Cat]

If I have control of the pen, I'll get it in. But if I dip it into a paint thing, it's up to the gods. And the fate's hands might be like, you didn't blow yourself today. I knew an arrested development joke would hit with Kevin.

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[Big Cat]

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[Kevin Clancy]

Watermelon lime is awesome. Actually. I haven't had this yet, but just in general, the idea of watermelon lime is a good flavor. Let's say that's fire.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's fire.

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[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

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[Big Cat]

You can get it done. I don't know, actually, I don't know.

[Jackie]

The skydiving.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't think I could come.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't think I was gonna say you. If you can get that done to completion. First of all, she'd have to learn how to jump by herself. You gotta get a lot.

[Big Cat]

I don't think that's not hard.

[Kevin Clancy]

Really.

[Big Cat]

I think. I think you figured out like three, Chef. I don't know how. Okay. I think Chef Donna go.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's the first thing. Or maybe you just suck the dick of the table.

[Jackie]

Yeah, I was gonna say that. Instead of, like, you just do like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Just like a 69 upside down. I. I think you would have to be strapped to the person.

[Big Cat]

The guy's like, all you do, bro.

[Kevin Clancy]

If you could make someone comment sky.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, definitely. I'll try.

[Kevin Clancy]

The instructor's like, okay, okay. That I, I, I will say, I really. I try not to give in to those girls too often when it comes to, like, Internet attention because it's just, like, so obvious that it's what they're doing.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm a little intrigued about a skydiving blow job. I would watch the out of that and try to figure, like, how that works.

[Big Cat]

I've seen skydiving Pagan.

[Kevin Clancy]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. It was like, I forget who did it, but, like, I. I'm sure it's been done many times. Someone who you recognize would have done it. Like. Like, I saw it on, like, browsers or something.

[Kevin Clancy]

I feel like head is a different story, though. That's pretty tough.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, that's a hard motion.

[Big Cat]

And you can't bite my dick off either.

[Kevin Clancy]

Got a little nervous.

[Jackie]

I think, but also, like, a little all, like, the wind gets in your mouth when you skydive and be like, kind of like a thick saliva blow, drop.

[Big Cat]

I think it's too cold.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's not the worst part.

[Big Cat]

It's negative 20,000 degrees up here. We are in the ozone. You better start sucking this thing before we get out of the plane. And keep it in your mouth. Keep it sealed. Imagine. What if it. What if she starts sucking it before we got on a plane? Right? Which is probably. Sorry, Kev. It's all good. If she started sucking, sucking his dick before it came out of the plane. How high up there? Like, let's say it came out of her mouth once they got out of the plane.

[Jackie]

Is she jumping with it in her mouth? Like, that's.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, I think that's what we're discussing.

[Big Cat]

That's how you probably gotta do it.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think it would be, put it this way, but if you jump out separately and you do that thing where you, like, fly together, and then you, like, get in position and get the dick in your mouth, you are like, that's impressive. That's what I want. I want to watch that, you know?

[Big Cat]

But you're stuck in a flash of dick by the time it gets there, I think you're like, I'm gonna.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's why. You know what? Actually, the most important part is? The guy has to be so comfortable skydiving that he's just like, I'm ready to get my dick sucked. If you are such A good skydiver. You're focused on the blow job and not the skydiving. You are an expert.

[Big Cat]

The. But if like, like, realistically, I think it's got to start hard. Suck ins happening.

[Kevin Clancy]

I almost feel like you have to be doing it and you just roll.

[Big Cat]

Out of the plane. Exactly.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right, right.

[Big Cat]

But if it falls out of her mouth while they're in the air, it's gonna freeze.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was gonna say that's gonna be.

[Big Cat]

Cold and cold and wet now.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

I don't know if it's as cold as your.

[Kevin Clancy]

How.

[Big Cat]

Let's see. Temperature 10, like 15, 000.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think it's gonna be cold up there. The wind. You just got wind on a wet body part. It's gonna get cold. Let alone you're up in the.

[Jackie]

I just don't know if there's enough time because there's. There's about two minutes for your.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's the other thing is you really gotta be like, you gotta get to work. All right. That's why you almost had to be doing it on the plane.

[Big Cat]

Freezing.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's not freezing. Imagine 23 degrees, 10,000ft up at 23.3.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think you have to like, give 75% of that blow job on the plane. You roll out of the fucking like carrier thing, you know, like. And then you finish.

[Big Cat]

But if it comes out, his dick's gonna turn into a popsicle, right?

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know about that. I. I feel like your hands out when you.

[Big Cat]

Scott.

[Kevin Clancy]

Having your fingers don't freeze.

[Big Cat]

But they're not wet. Yeah, they're not.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think. I think it would get cold. I don't know if it would be like an icicle all of a sudden.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I. I just don't know how. But if you're out there for 10 minutes at 23 degrees and you got a wet dick, I think that's gonna freeze.

[Jackie]

Would keep it pretty.

[Big Cat]

Ah, true, true. Yeah. It's a 100 degree popsicle.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow. Yeah, I know. You're probably right.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, the logistics of this, it's like. It's like Silicon Valley with like the.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like I. I got scientific questions about this. I need to speak to a physicist on how this is gonna work.

[Jackie]

I didn't realize you're such a logistics guy.

[Kevin Clancy]

The paint.

[Big Cat]

I was asked the question. I'm trying to figure out the answer here. This is.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is like KFC radio brain where it's like, we've done these for too long. Like most people are like, like, wow, that would be cool.

[Big Cat]

We're like, so what kind of backpack.

[Kevin Clancy]

Do you have on?

[Big Cat]

What kind of parachute are you working with? The. You mentioning Silicon Valley reminded me. I saw a clip of Kumail Nanjiani on Birbiglia's podcast recently, and he was asking him, he's like, you know, like, with Silicon Valley, he. Were you kind of accepted into Silicon Valley, like, like with the tech nerds.

[Kevin Clancy]

And stuff like that? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And Kumail was saying, he's like, yeah, I've met. I've met Elon Musk. Like, I know Elon Musk. He's like, he's. He got me got mad during the show because, you know, we were all losers. And he's like, we're not losers. And he's like, well, maybe you're not, but like, we're talking about this of the losers. And then he's like, he's gonna have met Zuckerberg. He's like, that one went really bad. He, like, he's at Silicon Valley was popping and I don't know if it was meta or Facebook at the time, but they had some kind of convention and they hired them to speak at it. And he's like. And we just did that scene. But Silicon Valley wasn't big enough that everyone knew what it was.

[Kevin Clancy]

They were just like, what the is this?

[Big Cat]

And he's like. He's like. Immediately it was him and Guilfoyle. And he's like, immediately when we got to the microphone and started doing it, we realized no one here knows what.

[Kevin Clancy]

The we're talking about.

[Big Cat]

And it's like a ten minute scene. Yeah. So they did go. He's like. And we just kept. Kept doing it. We were just doing it for like, however long it was. He's like, we walk off stage and Zuckerberg standing back there, he just goes, what the was that? I was like, zucker's pretty right on that one.

[Kevin Clancy]

You heard that?

[Big Cat]

Wow, that's.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's gotta be like, you get off stage, you. You fire your agent or something right away.

[Big Cat]

Whose idea was this?

[Kevin Clancy]

Who had us talking about jerking off a Rick for nine minutes?

[Big Cat]

Once you're two minutes in, like, it gets funny.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was gonna say, by the end, I'm surprised they weren't like, this is.

[Big Cat]

At least to me, this is fun. That no one here is enjoying themselves.

[Kevin Clancy]

That is great.

[Jackie]

My parents sent a. They went to a restaurant this weekend and they sent a photo and it was just Bill Gates in the background.

[Big Cat]

Really.

[Jackie]

They didn't realize. We're like, oh, wait.

[Big Cat]

Oh, they didn't even notice. You want to notice it?

[Jackie]

Yeah. Well, my sister, like, had zoomed in and was like, that's.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. That's crazy.

[Kevin Clancy]

I feel like those. Those, like. I mean, I remember Chrissy D. Talking about performing for Steve Cohen and his friends. Friends. And they just threw food at them.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I feel like you're either gonna get the. The. Maybe not for those guys, but, like, I think, like, those billionaires, like, love Joe Rogan. I think they want to be, like, cool with it. So I think you either get them, like, you get the billionaires who, like. I feel like the tech billionaires do want to be cool and, like, the money billionaires are like, we are cool. We're the money guys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So it depends on, like, which one you are, like, looking for that approval.

[Big Cat]

But, like, there's also plenty of money guys who, like, like, will pay $10 million to go take BP with Aaron Judge or something like that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

If I had that kind of money, that would ruin the experience for me totally. Like, in fact, I was thinking about it with. There's the Dave and Dan thing. Dave and Dan, like, turned down 10 million to go to Saudi Arabia.

[Kevin Clancy]

I told him I'm. I know what you're gonna say. I'm dragging this motherfucker. I said, if we ever get an offer to go to Saudi Arabia for $10 million, I'm dragging you with me.

[Big Cat]

I would.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I'm drugging him, knocking him out, and bringing it with me.

[Big Cat]

It would be. First of all, obviously, this is nothing I ever have to worry about. But the, like, I don't think I'd go if Tom Brady offered me $10 million. Like, if Tom Brady called me, was like, I'll give you $10 million. Come watch a football game with me.

[Kevin Clancy]

I would rather I. I would say no to someone I respect and like Saudi Arabia. I don't give a.

[Big Cat]

Like, I'll come to the game, but why are you giving me 10 million? That seems weird, dude.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm with you on that. But if it was some stranger, I would be. I would be. It would be easier for me to take strangers money than someone that I, like, know, respect or like.

[Big Cat]

But it's such an exorbitant amount of money that I feel like, like, what is this going to need from me? Just steps up with a painted blue dick on a plane. Like, I guess is like the level of David Dan where they're like, they're. They're not suspicious. Whereas, like, if you're offering me 10. Like I have right to be suspicious. You're going to try to. Me. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Bro, if they're, if they're. Listen, I don't, I don't back Saudi Arabia at all. I don't believe in any of the things they believe in. But it, me going or not going is not going to change anything. So all your is going to do what Saudi Arabia does. So I'd rather just have $10 million.

[Big Cat]

But I, I don't, I think that would be, obviously I'm just speaking for me. Like, I think that would bother me too much. I think everyone, I think it would.

[Kevin Clancy]

Bother me like in the moment and then there's a lot of life after that, that trip.

[Big Cat]

But then every time I spent that dollar, I'd be thinking it.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, I don't, I, I mean, I remember doing this kind of this debate when with Brianna and Zach. Brian.

[Big Cat]

Zach Brian?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, Zach Brian. Like people like. Oh, I'd always think about it. I think I, I would get over that. I think in the beginning it'd be like a little tough and then it'd be like, whatever. Me and my family are like absolutely set and everyone's happy and everyone's good. I don't really care.

[Big Cat]

I think I'd think that and then it would turn out that it's actually harder. Like it actually bothers me more.

[Kevin Clancy]

Could be.

[Big Cat]

And then you're. Yeah, that's why.

[Kevin Clancy]

So I, you know, if that, if you are those, you feel like you might have that feeling, it's better to say no to those things. I think I could do it. I've just, I, I, out of, out of like my own insignificance. It's like I don't matter.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm not changing. If I, if I say no, I'm not going to like revolutionize the world and everyone's going to follow me and we're going to like fix the problems in Saudi Arabia. And if I say yes, I don't think I add, it's bringing a little scoop of sand to the beach. Like, it's not really that different. What is different is me now having $10 million.

[Big Cat]

It's, it's not even so much Saudi Arabia that, that plays a factor, don't get me wrong. But like, I think just that again, it's just like I know my worth. That's not my worth. Why are you giving me that money? Yeah, sure, that's fair.

[Kevin Clancy]

If there was some way to assure it is literally no strings attached, show up to this event, you'll have to, like, be on social media with a picture and then that's it. Would you do it?

[Big Cat]

I think I'd be like, why don't you just give me a beer and a hot dog instead? Like, cuz, like, I, like, honestly.

[Kevin Clancy]

Worst negotiator ever.

[Big Cat]

Like, honestly, like, I kind of think it would be cool to go to a boxing match over there. So, like, the money is what would weird me out. I think I, like, dead.

[Kevin Clancy]

He really is the worst. I can't ever trust him. Like, have there ever been offers that you've turned down that you should have said yes to? That that I need to, like, check in on? I'm going to call you every day. Like, did anyone offer you millions of dollars to do nothing?

[Big Cat]

Okay, good.

[Kevin Clancy]

No.

[Big Cat]

Okay, good.

[Kevin Clancy]

If they did say yes.

[Big Cat]

This is all, like, obviously there's never been an offer anything like that. Yeah. But. So I can't really.

[Kevin Clancy]

Money on the table. But I could see if there's one person you'd be like, the more money they put out, the harder your no gets.

[Big Cat]

Like, I just, like, I. I have money.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I haven't even spent it.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like, what do I need more for?

[Jackie]

Well, can I request. Give it to me.

[Big Cat]

Give it to me.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's my solemn promise. I will go to Saudi Arabia and get a bunch of money.

[Jackie]

I'll go to Saudi Arabia, Jackie.

[Kevin Clancy]

I will bring you to Saudi Arabia and. And they will chop you to pieces.

[Jackie]

Okay. Oh, I forgot about the.

[Kevin Clancy]

You might come home with no hands.

[Big Cat]

They'd be like. They'd be like, yeah, Jackie's a journalist. We got a killer. She got a Twitter account, so she knows who Ian Rapapore is. Bring her to the basement of the embassy. She's done.

[Jackie]

Okay, then. That's why, you know. Yeah. You got to go alone, because I can't go.

[Big Cat]

You're not really.

[Kevin Clancy]

You wouldn't do well over there or, I don't know, maybe become like, a queen. A Jackie just, like, loves Saudi Arabia.

[Big Cat]

I actually think I'd go home. Does that sound crazy? That's a place. I think I'd have a good time with the sheiks. I just. Money again. Like, but what are you doing? What do you want me to do with this?

[Kevin Clancy]

That. That is a lot of money, though. I mean, I remember Tim Dylan got offered, like, 500k to do the Riad Comedy Festival. There's a big difference between 500k in $10 million.

[Big Cat]

Like, and.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, Tim's gonna make you talk.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Do something, bro. If you.

[Kevin Clancy]

If you Just fly somewhere, sit there for a little bit and go home and get $10 million for it. Like there's something else going on.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Again. Yeah. I know my worth. That's not my work. So why are you giving it to me?

[Kevin Clancy]

The only thing, the only reason why I think you, like, could get away with it is like, A, they are just like desperately sports washing their. Their. And that's what they want it. And B, like, that is a speck of money to them.

[Big Cat]

Right?

[Kevin Clancy]

So, like, that would be like, you know, here's 10 bucks, kids.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're not gonna be like, you owe me. You know, $10 million is like. I think those guys are like legit trillionaires.

[Big Cat]

You guys have heard of oil, right? Yeah, we got all of it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The whole thing.

[Jackie]

So they just wanted Dave and Dan there for like, pr sports?

[Big Cat]

I think so.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. That's. I mean, that's. But you know what? Like, everybody freaked out about Liv Golf. Think nobody cares anymore.

[Big Cat]

No, but like a guy. I didn't care then. But again, I think if it was my money, I think it would still bother me.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, but I'm saying from the, the international, like, no Netflix point of view, there's a bunch of people like, this is horrible. And it's like, now you still go like, watch Dustin Johnson or whoever else.

[Big Cat]

They've got all the money. They're gonna do a great job sports watching. It's gonna be like, fine for them. It's probably gonna be pretty weird when like, the nil deal runs through Saudi Arabia. But, like, you know what?

[Jackie]

They don't have abortions.

[Kevin Clancy]

Don't take that money.

[Big Cat]

You're not the other kid. Come on, play at the Heights. Boston College, baby. But yeah, it is. They're gonna, they're gonna do it.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm just. I just want on the record. I'll take your money. Anybody, Saudi Arabia, any countries. Anybody? Russia. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

I'll do them all.

[Kevin Clancy]

The problem, the big problem for me is the going there.

[Big Cat]

See, that's the appeal to me. Yeah. Like, I'll go for free. Is this not perfect where like, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Can you bring Saudi Arabia to me? Can I make my, like, living room Saudi Arabian?

[Big Cat]

Sitting there like, in their traditional garb.

[Kevin Clancy]

With their music playing.

[Big Cat]

It's just be in my construction zone.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, how about I get 1 million and I can stand my couch? Like that episode of Sunny.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'll do. I'll do a lot for free money.

[Big Cat]

That's.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's. Give me that no show deal, man.

[Big Cat]

Give Me.

[Kevin Clancy]

That Kawhi Leonard. Oh, man, that's funny.

[Big Cat]

The last thing I got is I probably should have started the show with this because we always do it. I. I've hit a phase with. With my eating and sleep. Eating? Yeah, the. I keep everything in the freezer now, so I can't eat it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Says who?

[Big Cat]

Well, that was the issue last night. You're just chopping through frozen snacks. Frozen brownies.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, no, I would do that, too.

[Jackie]

Does it, like, wake you up?

[Big Cat]

Huh?

[Jackie]

It doesn't wake you up?

[Big Cat]

Of course it wakes me up. I was up for like three hours at 4am Trying to knock off a brownie.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dude, my.

[Big Cat]

Just sucking on a brownie.

[Jackie]

Kind of like a dick in the air.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like.

[Big Cat]

I think I could do this whole skydiving thing. Really think I. I did eat that brownie.

[Kevin Clancy]

My. My mom. My mom will take cookies and put them out in the car.

[Big Cat]

Out in the car.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, during the day, she will get up, bring them to the car, put it, like, in the seat, close the door. And then at night, she's like, I'm not going to go outside and get that smart. She'll put them in the basement. She, like, when she's in the right frame of mind, will hide the food. And then at nighttime when she wants it, she's like, all right, I can. I can't do that. It's like, you're fat.

[Big Cat]

Once, like, a frozen brownie didn't stop me. I was like, nothing. I really don't know what I'm supposed to do now. Like, I really. That was. I. I was pretty proud of myself for that one, Yo.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know what I really want? I want. I want. I want Saudi Arabia to make you an offer you can't refuse. Then I want you to go over there and, like, be yourself and just have the Saudi Arabians be like, what the.

[Big Cat]

Who paid this guy?

[Kevin Clancy]

You see, look at his bed. His.

[Big Cat]

Look at his sack of. Over here, we give $10 million to this.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is the guy we want watching our wrestling event or whatever. That would be great. The frozen brownie. Sucking on a frozen brownie for a couple hours at night. You are despicable, dog.

[Jackie]

Did you get through the whole brownie?

[Big Cat]

No, I didn't get through the whole brownie.

[Kevin Clancy]

Tonight. That's tonight's snack.

[Big Cat]

Such a good brownie. What's.

[Jackie]

Where's the brownie from?

[Big Cat]

West side market. Good. So good.

[Jackie]

Is it one of those little packaged ones?

[Big Cat]

That's.

[Jackie]

That's good.

[Big Cat]

I would do some. You'll suck until it comes in your mouth, I would suck some off of that.

[Kevin Clancy]

She says.

[Big Cat]

You get excited when it's soft. Yes. I finished my job. Who's been a good girl? Brownie. This show is over. Brownie, good girl. Brownie. Because she's soft. No, I was the good girl in this situation. I finished the brownie off. The Brownie's like, good girl, good girl.

[Jackie]

Oh, my God.

[Kevin Clancy]

This been a good girl.

[Jackie]

No, I was talking about with the brown.

[Big Cat]

Brownie saying. Yeah, the Brownie said it to me. I've been a good girl. Oh, God. All right, I'm going to go home. I don't feel good. I need a shower. I feel like I just accepted dirty.

[Kevin Clancy]

Money from Saudi Arabia.

[Big Cat]

Gross. Yeah, that's. I'm officially off the table for Saudi Arabia. That was. That was a straw that broke the camel's back right there, folks.

[Kevin Clancy]

All right, we're done.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's lucky.