KFC Radio — Cardi B Claims She’ll "Figure It Out" Regarding Stefon Diggs’ Paternity Rumors

Podcast: KFC Radio
Hosts: Kevin "KFC" Clancy, John "Feitelberg," and Jackie (Barstool Sports)
Date: September 23, 2025

Episode Overview

This episode of KFC Radio offers listeners the usual blend of cathartic sports misery, hilarious personal anecdotes, and commentary on the latest pop culture gossip. The hosts cover emotional struggles with sports fandom (another round of New York Mets and Jets heartbreak for Kevin), home renovation nightmares, the complexities of modern parenthood, and the big headline: rumors around Stefon Diggs’ alleged multiple baby mamas, Cardi B’s response, and comedic reactions. The cast takes listener voicemails and goes on memorable tangents about everything from skydiving sex acts to logistics of blue penises.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sports Misery & Relapse

• Mets and Jets Trauma: Kevin opens up about relapsing into deep sports fandom despair after both his NY Mets and NY Jets let him down. Despite thinking he’d matured past letting sports control his emotions, a brutal weekend sent him tumbling back.
  • “I thought I made a life change. You know what I mean? It’s like if you broke up with somebody and you ended up, like, back in their bed.”
    (Kevin, 03:19)
• Hope vs. Realism: Discussion about why fans (esp. Mets) perpetually hold onto hope, even when teams consistently let them down. Kevin discusses being torn between negativity and delusional optimism.
  • “I just—I think they’re gonna get it. So now I’ve become the other guy that I hate, who’s like, everything’s fine.”
    (Kevin, 08:30)
  • “It’s like the house is on fire and I’m like, let’s just put on a movie.”
    (Big Cat, 08:59)

2. House Renovation Hell & Existential Dread

• Kevin’s Home Ownership Regret: Extended segment lamenting a two-year renovation gone awry, unreliable contractors, and the realization that his "vision" for family life in a home isn’t working out.
  • “I bought that place with, like, a vision of what life was gonna be like...and it’s just not like that.”
    (Kevin, 12:46)
• Modern Adult Life Pressure: The crew reflects on the pressures of being a single dad, provider, and learning to “smell the roses” despite life not going as planned.
  • "I kind of really, like, happiness is something you have to work for."
    (Jackie, 18:02)

3. Parenting & Generational Differences

• Parental Overwhelm: Kevin and Big Cat discuss the grind of juggling work, parenting, and the “second shift” at home or at kids’ practices.
  • “Feel like people used to finish up at work and go home and be like, all right, I'm done. Now I gotta start my second job.”
    (Kevin, 22:15)
• Changing Gender Roles: The hosts analyze how modern families now manage dual careers and domestic life—unlike previous generations.
  • “We're basically the first generation...all our parents did not do that. There was one and one. We're the first to do both.”
    (Kevin, 21:11)

4. The Big Story: Stefon Diggs’ Paternity Rumors & Cardi B’s Response

• Rumors & Reactions: The viral gossip that NFL star Stefon Diggs may have 2–5 baby mamas in a year, and Cardi B drafting a hilarious, nonchalant “we’ll figure it out” video response in the kitchen.
  • "Cardi B is like my favorite woman on planet Earth...She’s just like, 'What are we gonna do? I don’t know, we’re just gonna figure it out like we always do.'"
    (Kevin, 52:24)
  • "She was just cooking and talking to imaginary baby mamas, like, 'Oh, hey Barbara. Oh, hey Shirley. Oh, we have the same baby daddy? ...I don’t know. We’ll just figure it out.'"
    (Kevin, 52:10–52:35)
• Commentary on “Figuring It Out” & Parenting: The hosts relate Cardi B’s “we’ll figure it out” mentality to their own parenting and life struggles. Big Cat jokes Cardi B is Kevin’s “spiritual advisor.”
  • “Cardi B is Kevin’s spiritual advisor.”
    (Big Cat, 52:35)

5. Social Media, TikTok, and Sports Fandom

• The Rise of Edits & Memes: Jackie admits NFL TikTok edits—especially of the Bills—are winning her over as a fan. The group also discusses audio “farming” for viral social posts in sports and pop culture.
• Journalism & Scoops: Comedic segment about how online “scoops” and credit-chasing function, referencing the Adam Schefter/Ian Rapoport/Ari Meirov hierarchy during NFL news breaks.

6. Tangents — Comedy Gold

• Sex & Logistics Bits
  • Skydiving Blow Jobs: Debates over the feasibility and logistics of performing sexual acts while skydiving, including concerns about temperature, wind, and “popsicle dick.”
    • "You better start sucking this thing before we get out of the plane. And keep it in your mouth."
      (Big Cat, 82:14)
  • Pen Dyeing Hypothetical: Extended (and graphic) debate on what happens if you dye your penis blue and then get an erection.
    • "Like, is your soft dick different colors from your hard dick?"
      (Kevin, 76:14)
• Frozen Brownie Addiction: Big Cat confesses to keeping brownies in the freezer to deter late night cravings, only to find himself gnawing on them anyway.
  • “I was up for like three hours at 4am trying to knock off a brownie...Just sucking on a brownie.”
    (Big Cat 95:51, 95:59)

Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Sports Pain & Healing
  • “I felt like a career criminal who got clean, got out, and is like, I just robbed a bank. Why did I do this? Why am I back here again?”
    — Kevin (03:19)
  • “It is really just like watching you walk into a screen door.”
    — Jackie on Kevin’s Mets fandom (38:11)
• On Cardi B & Diggs
  • “Cardi B is cooking, talking to baby mamas like, ‘We’ll just figure it out like we always do.’”
    — Kevin (52:10)
  • “She’s just like, I don’t know. Whatever, man. I’m pregnant again. We just got to figure it out. That’s me.”
    — Kevin, relating to Cardi (52:42)
• On Family & Happiness
  • “I bought that place with, like, a vision of what life was gonna be like...And it’s just not like that.”
    — Kevin (12:46)
  • “Happiness is something you have to work for.”
    — Jackie (18:02)
• Sex Hypotheticals
  • “You better start sucking this thing before we get out of the plane.”
    — Big Cat (82:14)
  • “I was up for three hours at 4am trying to knock off a brownie...just sucking on a brownie.”
    — Big Cat (95:51)
  • "My dick's the same color, whether it's soft or hard."
    — Kevin (76:14)

Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment Highlights | |------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:24–10:18| Sports pain, Kevin’s Mets/Jets trauma, metaphors for heartbreak | | 10:18–16:12| Home renovation horror stories, existential dread | | 18:02–22:29| Parenting pressure, societal shifts, male provider role | | 51:01–54:49| Stefon Diggs/ Cardi B paternity rumors, Cardi’s viral video | | 73:12–84:32| Body horror movie tangent, blue penises, skydiving sex logistics | | 95:41–97:42| Brownie-in-the-freezer confession, self-control comedy |

Final Takeaways

• The podcast remains a pitch-perfect blend of self-deprecating comedy, group therapy, and social commentary.
• The Cardi B/Stefon Diggs baby mama rumors (and Cardi’s “figure it out” attitude) provide the comedic through-line, emblematic of how the hosts approach their own life messes: just “figure it out.”
• Hilarious asides on modern adulthood, the trauma of sports fandom, literally blue balls, and the struggle for happiness keep things brisk and relatable.
• The hosts’ willingness to veer from pop culture headlines to extremely personal and juvenile hypotheticals (often at their own expense) remains the show’s defining strength.

For Fans & Newcomers:
This episode is quintessential KFC Radio—unfiltered, funny, emotionally real, and weird in all the best ways. Whether you came for the Cardi B gossip or just want to laugh at grown men commiserating over house repairs, there’s plenty here to enjoy.