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Kevin Clancy (3:38)

Guests on KFC radio today when Frankie walked through the door and reappeared at Barstool hq. I mean, the place lit up, place got a ovation. I was just down in Austin and I saw Gillis take the stage in mothership. Like rock star status. Guys literally standing up going, bro, you were like right there. Right on that level, man.

Dave Portnoy (4:00)

Same thing.

Kevin Clancy (4:01)

It's a pleasure.

Dave Portnoy (4:02)

Yeah, it's always great to see the fellas.

Kevin Clancy (4:04)

When's the last time you were here?

Dave Portnoy (4:08)

Whenever I have something to do in here. But it's been, you know, we're road dogs now.

Kevin Clancy (4:12)

I know, man.

John Feitelberg (4:13)

Dude, that video last year of your flights. Oh, I watched that like 10 times.

Dave Portnoy (4:17)

I was surprised I didn't get canceled by one of those.

John Feitelberg (4:19)

Like.

Kevin Clancy (4:23)

If that was a private jet.

Dave Portnoy (4:24)

You probably would be canceled 115flights or something.

Kevin Clancy (4:27)

Dude, I know. Like, listen, where I, I always throw the disclaimer, you know, we're not digging ditches and working in the, in the, in the trenches in the mines and playing golf for a living. And doing the. You do and making the money you're making is pretty much like hitting the Lottery. That being said, that is no joke. That's a grind. That's a. That's a lifestyle. That is not an easy one to keep up with.

Dave Portnoy (4:48)

No. We could just golf at home. I don't know.

Kevin Clancy (4:51)

Why do we got to do it here?

Dave Portnoy (4:53)

The most golf courses ever. Yeah, but no, it's been great. The bar, so classic, is like, a business of its own.

Kevin Clancy (4:58)

So we're like, ear, like, eight or something, right?

Dave Portnoy (5:01)

Seven.

Kevin Clancy (5:01)

Seven. I would have said that's, like three years old, max.

Dave Portnoy (5:03)

28 events. So, like, you. You. You're going to most of those. And then we have all the events in one year. 20 in one year. We have a full team that goes. Like, you have to see the. The. The route that. That, like, 18 Wheeler takes.

Kevin Clancy (5:15)

Yeah, I'm sure.

John Feitelberg (5:16)

18, bro.

Kevin Clancy (5:17)

I mean, that's like. That's like a music tour, really. Like, you got to, like, break it down, set it up, break it down, set it up.

Dave Portnoy (5:22)

The amount of. Yeah. Signage that they bring out, it's crazy. Like, that is.

Kevin Clancy (5:27)

You guys are making bank.

Dave Portnoy (5:29)

Well, I mean, you know Barcelona.

Kevin Clancy (5:30)

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bringing money. Dave's making bang.

Dave Portnoy (5:37)

I mean, it's going.

Kevin Clancy (5:38)

Well.

Dave Portnoy (5:38)

It's going like, it's. Golf is just freaking exploding, man. Like, I just happened with Trent playing at ttc.

John Feitelberg (5:45)

That video was so insane. Like, but.

Kevin Clancy (5:50)

But such a credit to them for, like. Like, you got to be the right people to, like, take advantage of that moment. Like, Trent, like, well, and credit to Frankie, because he was just telling me that. That Trent was like, I'm done. I, I. I got.

Dave Portnoy (5:59)

I got him. Like, I looked at him. I was like, this is it. Like, this is a moment. Like, I looked around, like, see, look at everybody. And then I was.

John Feitelberg (6:06)

Because if he just, like, gave up.

Kevin Clancy (6:07)

Or something, like, you know, but to.

Dave Portnoy (6:09)

Be like, someone and start a Trent chant.

Kevin Clancy (6:11)

Yeah, you started that.

John Feitelberg (6:13)

You come like, that's a caddy.

Dave Portnoy (6:15)

Who knows?

Kevin Clancy (6:15)

Yeah.

John Feitelberg (6:16)

When you come running at the end with the jump. I actually opened Twitter at the perfect time where it was like, you know, sometimes if you haven't on Twitter in a while, and it's like, see latest tweets or whatever.

Kevin Clancy (6:26)

Yeah. Like, it was all those.

John Feitelberg (6:28)

I think the first tweet above that was like, oh, trends. Having a tough time. So then I got to scroll, like, I wasn't watching it, but I got to scroll, like, in real time, figure out, like, oh, it's in the water again. And, like, scrolling gently up, like, oh, it's on the green. Let's go.

Kevin Clancy (6:43)

For the people who don't know. There was the YouTube Creator Classic, which is. You know, the golf content has exploded so much over the last few years that there's all these different groups. There's foreplay, there's Bob does, there's the. The long drive guys. There's, you know, all those. And so they did a. A tournament at the Players, like, right before the Players Championship at TPC Sawgrass, where all the regular content creators played around at the. At the same course the pros are going to be on. And Trent hit, what was he shot.

Dave Portnoy (7:11)

63, 61 on eight holes.

Kevin Clancy (7:14)

But specifically the. Yeah, Justin Thomas shot 62 and 18.

Dave Portnoy (7:17)

Holes the next day.

Kevin Clancy (7:18)

Tre Perfect tweet. Nice try. But specifically the 17th hole, which is, like, one of those island greens. Trent shot a 17 on it or 11 on 17. And it. It just became, like, the talk of the golf world because he was, you know, water after water after water, and we finally landed, he took a bow, and, like, everybody went nuts. And, like, I've always said this, but that is the golf content that the masses want to see. Like, I don't want to watch someone shoot, like, 81. I want to watch someone maybe. Like, I want to watch a pro who can, like, kill it. Or I want to watch someone like Trent, who loves the game and has been playing the game, but it is so hard to crack, and he just is out there grinding and watching him break a hundred and watching him break 90, and I don't know if we'll ever break 80, but, like, we're gonna try. To me, that's what it's about. Like, and I'm sure there are. There's always. There's always golf hardos who are like, these guys have a podcast and who would watch this? It's like, all right, maybe that little group of people are so into the game and the nuances of it that they don't want to watch that. The vast majority of everybody else loves Trent. Digging divots that are three feet deep and struggling to get on the green, and the crowd going wild. Like, to me, that is what it's about.

Dave Portnoy (8:30)

It's just funny, right? Like, yeah, they were using the PGA Tour, like. Like, all the graphics, too, for a guy who couldn't even get the ball in the hole, like. Like all. Like, the shot tracers and everything that you would see right around. Like. Like, your brain is. Is trained to see the best in the world around all these things. And then it's just Trent, he's running out of golf balls and digging ditches.

Kevin Clancy (8:53)

Tell the Jesus story.

Dave Portnoy (8:54)

The Jesus story is crazy. So. So, like, six months ago, Trent, we did a live event down in West Palm beach, and it was, like, live streamed, and it was a match against those good, good guys. And so there's a bunch of fans out there, and we had a security guard, this little woman. She, like, never knew what golf was. She definitely was hired just to be there for, like, the amount of people that were standing around the green. The green. And she's standing probably where KFC is standing. And Trent goes to drive on, like, the 16th hole and pulls one right by her forehead. I'm talking right by her forehead. So much so, like, in the video, because it's on the live stream, so it's kind of, like, choppy. You hear me go, oh. And I stared at her, and she looked at me. Like, I screamed as loud as I could. Like, trying to like it already. She would have been dead if it made contact. No joke.

John Feitelberg (9:43)

God.

Dave Portnoy (9:44)

So Trent got, like, legit rattled from this. Like, he's like, I can't be out here. This is nuts. I'm gonna kill somebody. And hours go by, and I don't know if she gave it to her, him, or guys gave it. Guys found her and gave Trent the ball, but she had writ. She found the ball and wrote Jesus on the ball in, like, a weird, like, scribble, right? So anyway, we're preparing for this freaking event at TBC Sawgrass. And, like, I'm trying to be Trent's caddy, so I throw a bunch of balls on the putting green. I'm like, let's practice some putts. And he picks up this ball. He's like, we can't use this ball. I'm like, why? He's like, it says Jesus on it. I'm like, why? He's like, I'll tell you later. He's being real weird. Like, he wasn't. Didn't want it on camera or nothing. I was like, what's going on? So, like, the third or fourth hole goes by, and I. I was so, like, we're in this huge thing. We're on tv. I'm taking, like, what Dave called the cringiest thing of all time to take a shot. It's a mess. It was a huge mess. I took a shot during the.

Kevin Clancy (10:34)

Oh, you didn't see this.

Dave Portnoy (10:35)

It was like a Nate moment.

Kevin Clancy (10:36)

It was.

Dave Portnoy (10:37)

They were like, you got to do something.

Kevin Clancy (10:39)

Walking and talking with Paige Sporanek doing an interview. And Trent does his thing. He's like, yeah, you know, Paige, we're out here, we're grind and we're trying. And she's like, and Frankie, you're a caddy for the first time. And he's like, pains, we've been out here for like five hours.

John Feitelberg (10:49)

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Kevin Clancy (10:50)

And he grabs a little nip and he's like.

John Feitelberg (10:52)

And.

Kevin Clancy (10:52)

And Dave put up a video of when Nate did it at the da.

John Feitelberg (10:56)

Oh, I saw that. But I didn't watch the full video. I saw it.

Kevin Clancy (10:58)

So Dave was saying it was the cringiest thing.

Dave Portnoy (11:00)

My wife called me. She's like, Dave was tweeting about him. Like, he's making fun of me. Don't tell me when I'm getting old.

Kevin Clancy (11:05)

School barstool when we did.

John Feitelberg (11:06)

Don't tell me when I'm getting made fun of.

Dave Portnoy (11:09)

Unbelievable.

Kevin Clancy (11:11)

People don't know myself because he tweeted that we did the spe like 10 years ago now. And longer than that. Was it? Yeah. Oh, yeah, probably. Yeah. That was.

John Feitelberg (11:22)

That was 12 early days. Yeah. So I was like, really bad.

Kevin Clancy (11:26)

So. So the, the. The word was daiquiri. It was supposed to spell daiquiri. And by the way, Nate looks like he's 10 years old.

John Feitelberg (11:33)

Yes.

Kevin Clancy (11:34)

And. And before he spells his word, he goes, this is not a daiquiri.

Dave Portnoy (11:40)

But Dave said it was on the Fireball or whatever. It was on the same level.

Kevin Clancy (11:44)

No, it was not. But it was. It was just like a. You know, we're doing a little bit, like we're gonna.

Dave Portnoy (11:47)

You know, we're not supposed to be doing bits. So anyway, so we're walking. Oh, we got this Nate videos like this. This one's tough.

Kevin Clancy (11:54)

Yeah. Obviously you go right to the little spike there. That's where it's gonna be.

Jackie (11:57)

He never wears his hat, like straight.

Kevin Clancy (12:00)

I mean, he looks legitimately like a nine year old boy. Nobody has ever benefited more from a.

Dave Portnoy (12:05)

He's wearing an old school goalie mask.

Kevin Clancy (12:07)

I mean, he also looks like he's £70. He looks like a actual child. This is not a daiquiri. And it kind of was, though. It's like pink. It's like, you know, I mean, he didn't rip like whiskey or something.

Dave Portnoy (12:21)

So. So anyway, so we're out there and Trent tells me the story about the girl that wrote Jesus on it. And so the round goes by and he's like, we can't use this golf ball at all. Round goes by, we get to 17. And we had lost golf balls leading up to that. Like, Trent lost one in the water on, I think like 14. Whatever. So we had to throw him some new balls. And 17 comes around and he puts on the water. And now it's a moment. The crowd's going crazy. We're losing our minds. I'm digging in the bag, being like, we got to keep doing this. I'm throwing him another ball. I throw him a tailor made stripe ball. I throw him a picks ball, and then I dig at the very end. I find, like a white pearly ball. I throw it to Trent. He's already hit four in the water. He takes his fifth shot, hits it on the green. We go nuts. He only has one ball left in the bag. We go up to the green. I'm like, trent, what a moment. Like, we're like reeling. He goes, you know what ball that was? I said, what ball? He goes, it's Jesus ball that didn't go in the water. So, like, it's funny to say, like, you know, oh, someone tweeted, like, oh, Trent's 11th shot was saved by Jesus.

John Feitelberg (13:19)

Or something like that.

Kevin Clancy (13:20)

Whatever, dude. Yeah, maybe if he put the Jesus ball in the te first, it would have been one.

Dave Portnoy (13:24)

It's weird to, like, get all, like, sentimental about, like, hitting five balls into the water at TPC Sawgrass, but, like, there is. It is funny or weird or just whatever you want to call it. The fact that that was the ball that we talked about all the time.

Kevin Clancy (13:35)

That's a good story.

Dave Portnoy (13:36)

I had no idea. I threw it to him. And that's the one that stayed on the green.

Kevin Clancy (13:39)

I mean, come on, you guys should sell Jesus balls. You get the. You get golf merch. Tagged in with the Jesus freaks. So you guys are really making money.

Dave Portnoy (13:45)

Yeah, that was a crazy wait, but.

Jackie (13:46)

Why did she write Jesus on it?

Dave Portnoy (13:48)

Just she thought that she got saved.

Kevin Clancy (13:49)

That day, almost killed her. Like, the only reason that this man, imagine if Trent killed a woman inches. Like, like, I mean, you're going to jail, you know, like, that's like some sort of jail.

John Feitelberg (14:01)

But you're going to be something, bro. A lot of list with Tony Stewart is what ends up happening really bad.

Jackie (14:07)

Does that happen?

Kevin Clancy (14:09)

Well, usually you're not. I would also put it on that girl. I guess she's a security guard. She's got to stand where she's got to stand. But I've always thought even when you watch, like, Tiger, people stand and lean down the, like, the barrel of the fairway, like, probably like a hundred feet up or whatever.

Dave Portnoy (14:23)

Max Homo almost killed people recently. Yeah, Max Homa hit a tree. It went right over a guy's forehead. It would have killed the guy right on the spot. Standing right there. Would have hit him right between the eyeballs and killed him. This one, watch this. Watch.

Kevin Clancy (14:37)

These people are, are so trust this.

Dave Portnoy (14:40)

Hopefully they show the.

Kevin Clancy (14:41)

Especially this. You're not. You're shooting bunch of dirt. You're near a tree. Like you're right in front of a.

Dave Portnoy (14:45)

Guy hitting a golf ball.

Kevin Clancy (14:46)

Yeah, I mean that's that, that's that guy's fault. I thought it was going to be like someone else like, like down. That guy was just standing in the.

John Feitelberg (14:56)

Way of a right where he's lining up. Perfect.

Kevin Clancy (14:59)

Let me stand right there. That's crazy. So.

Dave Portnoy (15:06)

But yeah, that's.

Kevin Clancy (15:07)

Dude, I was saying the other day to my dad, I was like, if I had only gambled and golfed like.

Dave Portnoy (15:13)

We would, oh, we would.

Kevin Clancy (15:14)

We could have been doing this golf. We would. Had a 10 year head start on, on the YouTube creator world, you know, I mean now it's, it's, there's everybody. It's a good little community though. I feel like, I don't know, I'm sure you guys are all secretly hate each other at each other's throats, but it seems like publicly you're all like, oh really?

Dave Portnoy (15:29)

I really get drinks with all the other guys. And we want everyone to be successful at this point because we haven't even. You look at the numbers and some guys are doing unbelievable numbers. A million an episode or whatever. But that's still not even cracking. Like I don't even know what the percentage is. But of YouTube viewers, we're not even at like if our videos are doing well and we're at 300,000.

Kevin Clancy (15:48)

Like bro, YouTube is like your head around you. There's 650 million people a day on YouTube.

Dave Portnoy (15:54)

Right. Like it's just at this point like, yeah, sure there's a lot of like people getting views but like we all haven't even really tapped into it. I feel like, you know.

Kevin Clancy (16:03)

Yeah.

Jackie (16:03)

You say that you're a YouTuber, a golfer, a podcaster.

John Feitelberg (16:06)

I was just going to. I've been. Not like I wasn't just going to ask it right now, but I see. I think it a lot when I like. Are you a YouTuber?

Dave Portnoy (16:13)

Yeah, we are.

Kevin Clancy (16:14)

Yeah. I think you are.

John Feitelberg (16:15)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (16:17)

Okay.

Dave Portnoy (16:18)

It's weird. Well, it's not a lot of the other brands like have like all the events and the merchandise and all that also. I mean they do, but it's not like I feel like as more of their day to day.

Kevin Clancy (16:28)

That's the bar stool Difference, I think.

Dave Portnoy (16:30)

We don't feel like we're YouTubers. We feel like it's just something that we put on YouTube once a week.

John Feitelberg (16:34)

Yeah, I know. I get that.

Kevin Clancy (16:35)

Do people.

John Feitelberg (16:36)

Do you still like golf?

Dave Portnoy (16:37)

I love golf.

Jackie (16:38)

Yeah, I was gonna ask that.

Kevin Clancy (16:40)

They're all.

Dave Portnoy (16:41)

But.

Kevin Clancy (16:41)

But even golf freaks are golf freaks. Like, even forget about what these guys do. Like, even just watching my friends, I'm like, you know, they're like, let's play, like, 52 today. And I'm like, you really gonna do that? Like, you really just keep doing that.

Dave Portnoy (16:53)

And we love it.

Kevin Clancy (16:53)

And they're not. You guys are playing the best courses and all this. They're just playing random every chance they get. And it never seems to get old to them.

Dave Portnoy (17:01)

No, because you're playing against yourself. It's the only sport that, like, it doesn't. You always want to keep doing it because you want to get better than yourself the last time.

Kevin Clancy (17:08)

Yeah.

Dave Portnoy (17:09)

It's not like you're really bad at a sport and then, like, you can't beat the other team. Like, you always have a chance to beat yourself that day.

Kevin Clancy (17:15)

And there's, like, a very tangible. Like, I shot a shot lower. I shot two shots lower, you know, three strokes lower.

Dave Portnoy (17:21)

You always have little wins.

Kevin Clancy (17:22)

I mean, watching Trent has actually been pretty cool. Like, he went from, you know, awful to, like, serviceable. And, yeah, I guess the difference in.

Dave Portnoy (17:28)

Us and the other ones is, like, we don't all live in the same. Like, a lot of these guys, like Bob, like, they all live in Jupiter, and they all record every podcast in the same building, and they do, like, videos, and like, their whole entire day is like, how are we gonna come up with the best YouTube video? Like, that's like, YouTube creating. And, like, we're still in that barstool world where, like, we live in different cities. We do everything on Zoom.

Kevin Clancy (17:46)

Yeah. But it's like, sure, they're sitting there going, I wish we could host 28.

Dave Portnoy (17:50)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (17:50)

Fucking events in a year. You know?

Dave Portnoy (17:52)

Like, we feel like more of, like. I don't know, we're more, like, involved in the business side, I feel like. Still.

John Feitelberg (17:57)

Have you guys ever talked about moving all the same place?

Dave Portnoy (17:59)

We'll see. I mean, well, this guy's got Long island guy.

John Feitelberg (18:02)

Yeah, Long island, right?

Kevin Clancy (18:04)

Yeah.

John Feitelberg (18:04)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (18:06)

Riggs ain't moving along.

Dave Portnoy (18:07)

Trent just moved to Florida. It's like, they're all getting out of here.

Kevin Clancy (18:10)

Seven weeks to go.

Dave Portnoy (18:12)

I'm about to have a baby in.

Kevin Clancy (18:13)

The D day, bro.

Dave Portnoy (18:14)

This podcast, quite the. The difference, honestly.

Kevin Clancy (18:18)

One day we show it to to baby Borelli. Like no, when your dad was talking about squeegee and come off the floor.

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Yeah, I can't be a dad, man.

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It is crazy, dude.

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Dave Portnoy (21:07)

Think about, like, the. Yeah, the eras of me coming on this show.

Kevin Clancy (21:11)

We watched you literally grow up.

Dave Portnoy (21:12)

That's.

Jackie (21:12)

I think.

John Feitelberg (21:14)

How much did we watch Frankie grow up? Frankie, what'd you Google in bed the other day?

Dave Portnoy (21:17)

I googled, does your penis shrink as you grow up?

Kevin Clancy (21:21)

So things are going good. So how's your penis doing?

Dave Portnoy (21:24)

It's just like, I was just laying in bed being like, I just don't know if I'm where I used to be. And, like, so much to the point. And I feel like we all have these thoughts, right? Like, you're in the shower.

Kevin Clancy (21:36)

I've never thrown a Google. It's gotten so bad that I had to Google it.

Dave Portnoy (21:42)

I was talking to Gronk on Twitter for, like, an hour.

Kevin Clancy (21:45)

Are we talking your. Your erect penis or yourself?

Dave Portnoy (21:48)

Like, your. Your.

Kevin Clancy (21:50)

So here's the thing.

Dave Portnoy (21:50)

It's like, you go through, like, weird times, but I don't think my soft.

John Feitelberg (21:55)

Penis has a size. I have no idea. I don't know what my resting penis size is.

Kevin Clancy (22:00)

I think. I think. I think I have a. This is my standard. This is my North Star.

Dave Portnoy (22:07)

Sometimes you have a good dick day. Something bad. I've had a bad dick, like, three years. Like, I'm waiting for this thing to pop back out. Like, I'm like, there are sometimes. It's been cold for 24 months, bro.

Kevin Clancy (22:20)

If you're, like, sick and you're cold or whatever, there are times. There are times where I'm, like, appalled. I'm like, come on, dude. No way. No way. That's what it is, dude. It's like, literally just the tip.

John Feitelberg (22:34)

It's just the tip.

Kevin Clancy (22:36)

So, yeah, it's like one of those little button things. Seven weeks.

Jackie (22:39)

But, you know, I think, though, it probably sucks to have, like, a big dick today because.

Dave Portnoy (22:43)

No, let's hear this out. Yeah, what she said.

Kevin Clancy (22:49)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jackie (22:49)

Because with AI, like, if I. If something were to leak, everyone's just like, oh, that's AI. That's not real. So it's like there's not even a point. Like, Jon Hamm, you just made it just in time.

Kevin Clancy (22:59)

Yeah, we all know that shit was real.

Jackie (23:00)

That shit was real. You got credit for it. Nowadays, nobody's getting credit for it.

John Feitelberg (23:03)

See, I think that is, like, we were just talking about this yesterday at the bar. Like, that's just how people used to talk about Photoshop.

Kevin Clancy (23:12)

True.

Dave Portnoy (23:12)

Yeah.

John Feitelberg (23:13)

Like, Jon Hamm was post Photoshop. You can tell, like, when Photoshop was coming up, you're like, we're never gonna know what's real and what isn't. You.

Dave Portnoy (23:22)

Lucius Malfoy. Was that his real.

Kevin Clancy (23:24)

No, it was fake.

Dave Portnoy (23:25)

Oh, man.

John Feitelberg (23:26)

And he's very annoyed that people keep.

Dave Portnoy (23:28)

Asking him, oh, that thing was true.

Jackie (23:29)

It's like they all learned.

Kevin Clancy (23:31)

It happens every time. Like, if you're on White Lotus and you're gonna show dick, like, people are gonna ask the question.

John Feitelberg (23:35)

But he had he line.

Kevin Clancy (23:37)

That thing was juicy.

John Feitelberg (23:41)

He had. Yeah, it was.

Kevin Clancy (23:44)

I just want, like, this. Trying to give it a little squeeze.

John Feitelberg (23:49)

He was the. What was the line I saw? Because he was asked about it and he was like, God, no, it's a prosthetic. He goes, mikey Madison just won Best Actress. Don't remember many people asking her about her vulva.

Kevin Clancy (24:03)

Listen, it's just different. Like, we are in the era and specifically White Lotus. It's. Dude, dick is like. That's a rare thing, even today. And that show. I mean, did you see the latest episode?

Dave Portnoy (24:15)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (24:15)

Guy just doing the Wiggles, slapping his legs. Like this.

Jackie (24:19)

Necessary to the storyline.

Kevin Clancy (24:20)

Okay, now, I think White Lotus is making. Always making a point that it's just like, we're gonna show dick because, like, girls have to do it.

John Feitelberg (24:27)

I didn't watch the first one.

Dave Portnoy (24:28)

Felt a little bit more towards the storyline because you want to see, like, the family. So weird. Maybe, like, someone liked seeing their dad or even just.

John Feitelberg (24:35)

He was so out of it.

Kevin Clancy (24:36)

And yeah, he is a dad. It's funny. The kids were like, oh, and the son's laughing, the wife's laughing.

John Feitelberg (24:41)

Like, he's the guy who was like, usually put together. So him being with a robe with his dick out was like, oh, things aren't going.

Dave Portnoy (24:46)

The pool one was just.

Kevin Clancy (24:48)

Just a crazy Russian shaking his dick.

John Feitelberg (24:50)

Yeah, dude. That scene last night was the hardest I've laughed. And one of the best scenes I've seen in TV in I don't know how long.

Kevin Clancy (24:59)

The kiss.

John Feitelberg (25:00)

No.

Dave Portnoy (25:01)

Sam Rockwell.

John Feitelberg (25:01)

Sam Rockwell. I was it just the way.

Kevin Clancy (25:06)

The way Walton Goggins is, like, now a meme, or. He's just like, okay, all right.

John Feitelberg (25:11)

Like, dude, it was like, the first, like, minute of it or whatever the time is, you know, I was like, all right, this is a little weird. And then. And then it just.

Kevin Clancy (25:20)

When he goes. Family guy, the lady boy.

John Feitelberg (25:25)

Dude. As soon as. That was one where, like, I was the Leo meme. Like, when Sam Rockwell popped on. Sam Rockwell. Sam Rockwell. He's.

Kevin Clancy (25:31)

Yeah, he's great. I. That. That was like. When he was like, you know, I. I took the partying to the limit. I took it as far as it could go. It's like, what does that mean? And then he explains it. He's like, yep. You did.

John Feitelberg (25:43)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (25:43)

You went, like, to the. You you made. To the end of the universe. Like, there's nothing after that, bro. You. Until you could not anymore yourself. Yeah, I became, like, I was the lady I was.

John Feitelberg (25:56)

Yeah, that's. I believe he's married to Leslie Bibb.

Kevin Clancy (26:02)

Which is why they're at least together.

John Feitelberg (26:04)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (26:05)

But apparently, they. They did not meet on the set of this. It was just, like. Like coincidence.

Dave Portnoy (26:10)

Oh.

John Feitelberg (26:11)

I thought. I. I assumed they were dating before this.

Kevin Clancy (26:13)

I. I think it's relatively. Maybe not. I don't know. I just saw a lot of headlines that were, like, contrary to popular belief, they did not meet.

Dave Portnoy (26:20)

Really?

Kevin Clancy (26:24)

So you're a lady boy. Okay.

John Feitelberg (26:29)

Like, actual. I was so happy when I looked at Twitter after, because I, like, I didn't know what the response for that was gonna be. And, like, everyone's like, that scene saved the season. I was like, that was unreal.

Kevin Clancy (26:39)

I thought that whole episode was good. If you're into White Lotus. I thought that episode was good.

John Feitelberg (26:42)

I thought it was great. I. I've liked this whole season, but again, I haven't seen the first two seasons. So, like, I'm like.

Kevin Clancy (26:47)

I think they're very similar. I don't know. I. I do. My. My one gripe is, like, this is legitimately the fourth episode in a row that Timothy Ratliff is laying. It's the same scene. He's laying in bed while Victoria's on the other side of him, like.

John Feitelberg (27:00)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (27:01)

Contemplating how he is. We've done this three or four episodes in a row, so at some point, that's gotta.

John Feitelberg (27:05)

I don't know why it's working on me, but, like, I don't feel it moving. Slowly. Despite the fact that it definitively is. Like every episode I'm like, oh, I'm more intrigued because you know it's gonna pop off.

Kevin Clancy (27:16)

I told. That was the uncut gems of television yesterday. Like, it was just like, they're partying. Like you have the, the, the girls partying in the streets. You have the, the brothers partying till they're making out. You got Rockwell talking about lady boys. And it just kind of like kept going. And I was just like, the whole time I was going, this is. I thought at one point I was like, I think I thought Carrie Coon was going to get double teamed by Russians. Yeah, I think they're about to like assault her. And then I was like, these guys are taking drugs, like something. I was just like, this is going to end poorly for everyone for sure.

John Feitelberg (27:45)

I thought the brother died at one point I thought, yeah, when he just passed back.

Kevin Clancy (27:49)

Yeah, like the whole thing.

John Feitelberg (27:50)

But I didn't find it. Uncut gems because I don't like that. So I, I see the comp now, but in watching it, I was very much enjoying it. And uncut gems, Lenora, that kind of. I was like, that didn't do it for me.

Kevin Clancy (28:01)

But the kiss was like altogether completely predictable because, like we've been on this track for a while. But I was like, they did it. They really did it. Like, I mean there, there have been people coming up with theories of like, they're not actually blood related and like trying to make like make this logical because it does seem so crazy. And I think it's just they're weird and incessant.

John Feitelberg (28:22)

I've never, I've never thought like there was something deeper. I've just, I think they're just weird, weird ass family.

Kevin Clancy (28:28)

And like the classic like we kiss now you kiss, but brothers like that weird man. And that, that just ended. Like we don't know how far that went. Yeah, we just saw the kiss. So we might start episode six and they're just each other. While we're talking about dick sizes. The text that Nikki Smokes sent to Roan is one of the all time most batshit crazy texts to ever send to a co worker in the history of employment.

Dave Portnoy (28:55)

The two hands one.

Kevin Clancy (28:56)

Yeah.

Dave Portnoy (28:56)

Crazy.

John Feitelberg (28:57)

So.

Kevin Clancy (28:57)

So they were debating, much like, you know, Jackie said on the show, like, how can possibly, how can Nikki Smokes be the guy that is. Is everybody? And so son of a boy. Dad was, was tackling that. And they came up with the idea that he must have a hog. So they just texted Nick, do you Have a hog. And he wrote back something like, I've been told it's bigger than you. Like, than average. And most girls put two hands on it when they're giving me head. And he's also spelled it too wrong to tell your co workers that, you know, you. You've been told your dick is big and that girls need two hands to hold it is insane.

Jackie (29:36)

Well, you could probably think Alex Cooper for that because, like, their whole thing was just always used two hands to make them feel better. Like, you switch up the fingers. The hands is like.

Kevin Clancy (29:47)

So, yeah, it could just be five fingers, but it's.

Jackie (29:51)

You guys would be smarter to, like, understand that trick, but, like, I guess not.

Dave Portnoy (29:56)

Teacup.

John Feitelberg (30:01)

Two hands, baby.

Dave Portnoy (30:03)

Two hands.

Kevin Clancy (30:05)

I've been told that's bigger than most and most girls need to.

John Feitelberg (30:08)

It's just a crazy.

Dave Portnoy (30:09)

Like, he makes me laugh, though, unfortunately.

John Feitelberg (30:12)

Oh, he's. He's the ultimate.

Dave Portnoy (30:13)

Like, he's been cracking me.

Kevin Clancy (30:15)

I think there's. Dave doesn't like him, and I think everyone else does.

John Feitelberg (30:18)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (30:18)

Like. Like, I'm not gonna give him the. You know, I'm not telling you he makes revolutionary content or anything, but I find him to be a likable, detestable person.

John Feitelberg (30:27)

Yeah. Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (30:28)

You know, he's not, like, a nice guy, but he's just like, a guy.

Dave Portnoy (30:31)

I've always enjoyed my. My experiences with. Genuinely. Like, I think he's got kind of, like, a funny sense of humor.

Kevin Clancy (30:40)

Yeah.

Dave Portnoy (30:40)

I think he's trying to be funny there.

Kevin Clancy (30:41)

Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, I think that.

John Feitelberg (30:44)

I think.

Kevin Clancy (30:45)

I think that is just. He's. He's like. He's a lunatic.

John Feitelberg (30:49)

Like.

Kevin Clancy (30:49)

Like he's got a screw loose. Like, I think he also just was like, yeah, let me tell you about my big dick. Like, I want that out.

John Feitelberg (30:54)

But. But to be fair, we're all, like, kind of hammering Nikki on this. Everyone's like, it's a crazy weird thing to ask him. It's a. Do you have a hog? Is a weird, like, text to just get.

Kevin Clancy (31:07)

At least they're on camera. Like, if. If Roan's just, like, privately.

John Feitelberg (31:10)

But he didn't know that.

Kevin Clancy (31:11)

Yeah. Well, that's what's funny, though, is that he just, like, went with it. Yeah. You know, he wasn't like, is this about Annika? Is this about, like, are you on. On camera right now? He's like, I'll tell you.

John Feitelberg (31:21)

Yeah, the whole thing. As if I have a hog.

Dave Portnoy (31:23)

He also came across a couple girls with big hands. You could tell he's like. And most Girls fit, too. He remembers vividly the ones that did it. Like, two fingers.

Kevin Clancy (31:35)

These paws are out there. Jackie put two hands on it, it.

John Feitelberg (31:38)

Would be like this.

Kevin Clancy (31:42)

What do you think about. So Dave was debating with Whit and Kirk the. The. The, like, legality of all this. He was like, if we're a reality show, everybody can. Everybody. And that's just how it goes. But we're not. But are we? Because he was like, I. He goes, morally, I don't give a. You guys, you're all idiots, but you can all. Each other. I don't care there, but I just can't have Ella. Like, it sounded like he said that Annika was either publicly or secretly liking the attention in the drama. Nikki's an idiot. But it sounded like Ella was kind of like, I don't. I don't want to get mixed up in this. So he's like, I don't want this girl to turn around in two weeks and like, sue. Barstool.

Dave Portnoy (32:21)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (32:22)

It's a toxic workplace because if you're just a regular company that you. You could probably, you know, say that, but if you are, like, you're all reality characters on the Internet each other, it's an interesting debate. And he was like, we might have to change our contracts going forward to, like, reflect that, because it's different rules for different. If you're, you know, depending on which. Which of those buckets you fall in, I would say we tend to fall more on the reality side.

John Feitelberg (32:45)

Yeah, I. I mean, I think we've pretty clearly tried to make that possible again. I don't know. But then it's in technicalities and stuff like that. I don't know. But, like, I would say that if you follow barstool sports content, we've gone pretty heavy reality.

Kevin Clancy (32:58)

Yeah. Yeah. But I'm saying. But then you run into, like, is everybody. If you're a producer, are you under that umbrella? You know what I mean? Like, it.

John Feitelberg (33:04)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (33:04)

Can everybody. Anybody.

John Feitelberg (33:06)

And, like.

Kevin Clancy (33:06)

And them's the breaks. You get dumped, you get exposed. It's talked about, you know, because it's.

John Feitelberg (33:11)

Like, dude, that was. That was like. I was actually thinking about this weekend.

Kevin Clancy (33:14)

The.

John Feitelberg (33:15)

I think it might have been. Last time we recorded, we were talking about similar. I think probably the same situation. And we were talking about, like, the old Eric email and all that kind of stuff. And it was so funny, like, being in the barstool era at that time, because, like, yeah, it was a similar time. Now, like, people are hooking up with people. All kind of stuff. But Me too. Is also happening. So we'd be like 24 years old like having sex with a Coke. Like are we, are we okay to do this? Yeah, dude. No one in the world gives a fuck about you and you have zero power whatsoever. Fuck whoever you want. Which is probably, you know, all things considered, probably a healthy way to come up with. With like co workers and stuff like that. But it was like I remember one time being at the Smith across the street and being like, is it okay that I'm hooking up with a coworker and the person being like, dude, no one gives up.

Kevin Clancy (34:04)

You're not, you're not a Hollywood producer, dude. You're fine. Yeah.

John Feitelberg (34:08)

This isn't at the Chateau Mormont in the like, yeah, you're having sex with a 24 year old person, you're fine.

Kevin Clancy (34:16)

Nobody knows who either of you are.

Dave Portnoy (34:18)

It's definitely tough for like, you know, like you're saying like if a girl gets caught up in like a weird relationship thing like at work, like all of us, like it's already hard enough probably dealing it with. Dealing, dealing with it with those two people, let alone publicly tax is probably a nightmare. And now all of a sudden it's on like every single show. It's like, holy smokes.

Kevin Clancy (34:37)

That's where I think you could run.

Dave Portnoy (34:38)

Into like just bleeds the line of like reality. It's a little bit too much of like real life stuff.

Kevin Clancy (34:42)

Yeah. You almost like, well that's why you know, in real companies you have usually like disclose these things to hr. It's like because I could see you being like, I want to this person. I don't want it to be talked about on the unnamed show.

John Feitelberg (34:53)

But it's like I don't need Whitney's opinion on it.

Kevin Clancy (34:58)

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Kevin Clancy (35:57)

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John Feitelberg (37:12)

It was great. Yeah, really good. I was actually talking to Sass about it yesterday. Sass loved it.

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It's a quick reminder of who one.

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I feel like he's been doing acting for a little while and, and, you know, whatever. And it's like, oh, yeah, no, I'm a generational talent.

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Dave Portnoy (38:15)

Yeah, my wife's doing. Are you nesting thing right now. Oh, the nest nesting is the worst thing it's ever.

Kevin Clancy (38:21)

Nesting is one of the weirdest things that holds true for all of them.

Dave Portnoy (38:23)

Something happens with, like, she's. Something's come over her where she's like. Nothing's, like, biological. Like, the house isn't ready. It's not clean enough.

Kevin Clancy (38:31)

It's like, I. Animals used to literally build their nests.

Dave Portnoy (38:35)

So much so she's just. We got new countertops being put in today. Nice kitchen, I'd say. Nice kitchen.

Kevin Clancy (38:42)

Yeah.

Dave Portnoy (38:43)

Ripped them up. They're on the side of my house now. All the granite is on the floor. And a guy is in my house right now. He has the code to my front door. He's in my house right now putting in a new. A new kitchen for this baby that doesn't give a.

John Feitelberg (39:00)

So now how much is that gonna cost?

Kevin Clancy (39:03)

I don't know.

Dave Portnoy (39:05)

The guy won't tell me.

Kevin Clancy (39:06)

He'll tell me after he said, I'm honestly ready. I'm ready to, like, I don't know, start a revolution.

John Feitelberg (39:13)

That's so crazy.

Kevin Clancy (39:15)

I'm ready to, like. To, like, take up arms for. For the homeowners of the world and, like, expose. I'm like a whistleblower. Like, I'm going to expose this whole industry. It's insane. They just make up numbers. They make up timelines. They do, like, literally whatever they want.

Dave Portnoy (39:29)

Renovating stuff at your house is bad.

Kevin Clancy (39:32)

Bad.

Dave Portnoy (39:32)

And I know you're going through it right now. It's a fucking grind. I tried. I did one wall for the nursery. I thought it'd be, like, fun and cute to, like, build up, you know, I'm a build my fucking child's room as if I, like, constructed the whole thing. Really, all I did was I put a couple strips up on the wall and painted a green, but that took me way too long. Like, the fact that these guys and girls can do this shit is crazy. I actually had one. I had. I had a girl. I had a girl come in and Boss me around, man.

Kevin Clancy (40:02)

Really.

Dave Portnoy (40:02)

She came around, started throwing things on the floor. And I'm like, you're hurting the. At him.

Kevin Clancy (40:07)

Because I, I was thinking about like, I was watching. There's like these eight dudes showed up to my house every day for about two weeks, 12 days, and they replaced the whole roof. And I saw that and I got on, I got on my misogynistic tip being like, no chicks can do this. There's just no chicks doing this. If we had to rely on it, there would just be no fixed roofs.

Dave Portnoy (40:29)

One of the guys that was doing something, because we've been doing a million projects now because the babies coming on, why the house wasn't good enough, but they were doing something else in one of the rooms. And my wife was like, you'd never be able to give birth. Like, Because I was saying my stomach hurt a little bit. And she's like, women are the only ones that can do this. Like, you guys would die. Like, like population. Which is true. Like, like humanity would cease to exist if we had to give birth. Cuz the stuff that.

Kevin Clancy (40:51)

It's not even necessarily the birth. It's the, it's the nine months.

Dave Portnoy (40:54)

Nine months. But then the guy was like, yeah, I'd like to see you lay brick.

Kevin Clancy (40:58)

For. He heard her say it from downstairs.

Dave Portnoy (41:02)

He's like, she's like, humanity would never go through it. He's like, I'd like to see you lay brick.

Kevin Clancy (41:09)

These houses wouldn't exist. There'd be no roof for your baby, bro.

Dave Portnoy (41:13)

I mean, I don't know. I went to a birthday class, she took me to birthing class. And we walked in and I didn't know what to expect, right? I thought we were going to learn how to change a diaper. I sit down in this room and it's a pitch black room with a huge. It almost looked like a scene out of like Severance or something. It was like a white room with just a screen, a nice like minimalistic screen set into the wall. And everyone's just sitting on white, like little seats, right? Folding chairs. And no one's talking. We sit down, the lights turn off and. And on comes this video of a woman pulling a baby out of her vagina. And there no one, there was no context, no nothing. And she's just screaming like her life is ending. And I sat there and I'm like. And out loud, I said, oh my God. And I'm looking around like, this is.

Kevin Clancy (41:58)

What, this is what we're doing.

Dave Portnoy (41:59)

Consent to watching this. Is this a fucking like, ad to not have a baby. She was crying and screaming, the baby's coming out, and the placenta falls out. And I was like, ew, what are we doing?

Kevin Clancy (42:12)

Show me how to feed the baby.

John Feitelberg (42:15)

How do I hold the bottle?

Dave Portnoy (42:16)

Like, I get like, dude, it was bad. Like, I mean, everyone. Like, you've seen it, I'm assuming. Like, it's not.

Kevin Clancy (42:23)

Yeah, but that's the thing is, you have to watch that part. Like, the doctor's got to be down there. Everyone else can be above the pulling the baby out.

Dave Portnoy (42:30)

Like, what are you talking about?

John Feitelberg (42:32)

I remember. I remember watching that. No, no, we had to watch.

Kevin Clancy (42:35)

I was not allowed to.

John Feitelberg (42:36)

Like.

Kevin Clancy (42:36)

Like, it was like, I didn't want to, but even if I did, she was like, you're not looking. And I. I think. I mean, you know, more power to you if you are into it like that and you want to do it. But I just think, you know, some things you can't unsee and you wanted to. I want to remember it like that.

John Feitelberg (42:51)

Not like that.

Kevin Clancy (42:52)

You know what I mean? It's like. No, I'm gonna say, you know, like, when. Like, your family members, like, on their deathbed, and you're like, I don't want to remember them like that.

John Feitelberg (43:00)

Yeah, yeah.

Kevin Clancy (43:03)

That'S your.

John Feitelberg (43:06)

I remember the. When I was in high school is the miracle of life. I think that's.

Kevin Clancy (43:10)

Yeah.

John Feitelberg (43:11)

And, like, we had to watch it, like, every year. And I remember sophomore year, they were like, you can clear out. And I was the only person who stayed. And I was just like, I don't know, like, what else am I gonna do? I guess I'll just watch this. And then junior year, they did it again, but this different health teacher didn't let everyone clear out. And it was like. It was like an 80s movie where it was like the hockey team was in the back, all in, like, our jumpsuits, just laughing at it and, like, making fun of it. And the teacher gets mad at one of my friends, and. And she's like, do you understand how painful this is? Do you understand? This is like trying to push a watermelon through a Cheerio. And she, like, had, like, a mic drop there. And my buddy goes, why would that hurt? And the place erupted. Like, she thought she had, like, a banger. Like, it's like trying to put a watermelon to a Cheerio. That's how painful it is. He's like, why would that hurt? Like, you got a good point. That wouldn't hurt at all.

Kevin Clancy (44:07)

I got. I sent Jackie a Picture?

Jackie (44:09)

No.

Kevin Clancy (44:09)

Yeah, that. I. I don't know why it popped up in my timeline. Jackie was just recently saying, like, birth is nuts. Like, like the whole thing, and this picture shows up on my goddamn timeline. I mean, this is not. This is not, like, natural. Like, it's like. It's not human. You know, it looks like an actual alien.

Dave Portnoy (44:26)

Alien.

Jackie (44:29)

So insane.

Kevin Clancy (44:30)

Easy birth. This is called. It's like, yeah, this does not look easy to me. The people who do it at home are. Yeah, the water are like that.

Dave Portnoy (44:37)

There was a couple.

Kevin Clancy (44:38)

You're.

Dave Portnoy (44:39)

There was a couple in our class that was like. He was starting to piss me off a little bit. The guy sitting ahead of me because he was, like, shaking his head at every time. They would talk about, like, the. The mother getting medicine or using, like. Like a shot, because they were doing it at home. They had announced to the class that they were doing a home birth. So everything on the screen that they had saw that, like, oh, there's a risk that this could go into the baby's bloodstream. Whatever. He was just like. Like, get, like, basically judging all of us. Like, I'm about to, like. Like, tap on should. Like, we're doing the normal thing here. Yeah, you're going to be shaming you. We're going to a hospital. You're doing it, like, in your.

Kevin Clancy (45:12)

Like, in a. In a baby pool in the basement. I remember Jim Gaffin, you're doing old school style.

John Feitelberg (45:16)

Then what the are you doing here?

Dave Portnoy (45:17)

Doing it was driving me crazy.

Kevin Clancy (45:20)

Jim Gaffigan has had, like, a million kids, and they do all home births. And. And he has just, like, a funny bit. He's not. He's not being, like, judgmental about it, but he's just like. Like, yeah, sure, like, take your baby to, like, the most germy place in the world where you're surrounded by a bunch of strangers who are sick. I was like, all right, fine, point.

Dave Portnoy (45:33)

Take it.

Kevin Clancy (45:34)

But God forbid, if something goes wrong or you're bleeding out or something, it's like, well, now you're in your basement.

Jackie (45:40)

Basement would have more germs than a sterile room.

Dave Portnoy (45:43)

We were there for, like, five hours and three hours of the class, which is way too long of a class, but, like, three hours of the class was about all the things that could go wrong and, like, what to expect. And I was just thinking, like, if you're in your house and, like, all power to you, like, I think it's great if you're able or even the.

John Feitelberg (45:56)

The.

Kevin Clancy (45:57)

The natural birth, like, you don't Want to use the epidural? Like, okay, tough guy, what if you need. Like. Like, to me, it's always like, what if you needed a C section? You don't. You can't decide that. And the baby's gonna come out the way the baby's gonna come out. I think the same thing about breast milk and formula.

John Feitelberg (46:14)

What if.

Kevin Clancy (46:15)

What if the mom died in childbirth and you're a single dad, you're giving your baby formula and there's nothing to do about it? That's just it, you know, of.

Jackie (46:21)

When I was. When I was in a field trip in fifth grade, and I was just saying this and I asked and I said, so how did they give birth? Like, before hospitals? And she looked at me and she laughed, and she was like, you'll. You'll understand why that was a dumb question. Or like, something like, you'll know that was a dumb question. And every single year, my birthday, I asked, was that a dumb question? Like, in a few years, she was like. She said, like, she was like, when you grow up, you'll understand, like, that you.

Kevin Clancy (46:44)

No, I think it's a very bad. I mean, I. I think people used to just die.

John Feitelberg (46:49)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (46:49)

I think it was like a coin flip back in the day. Like. Like, hopefully the mom makes it. Like, this is your. This is your, like, plight. You have to. Yeah, keep. You know, keep putting humans out there, but you might die doing it. It's crazy.

John Feitelberg (47:01)

It's so crazy. I was actually thinking about a similar thing. I was watching Rent the other night, and it was just thinking about the AIDS epidemic and comparing it to, like, the global pandemic, and it was like, imagine if, like, on news. Fauci was like, will you guys just stop?

Kevin Clancy (47:14)

That's what we were talking about was like, we just kept through it.

John Feitelberg (47:17)

What's option two?

Kevin Clancy (47:20)

They were just like, let's keep. Keep on.

John Feitelberg (47:22)

If you just, like, stop and stop doing heroin, like, we should be all right. Like, any other choices.

Kevin Clancy (47:27)

What's the point of living if you ain't and doing heroin, man. Rather be dead than not doing the fun. Yeah. Imagine just being like, all my friends died because they just each other.

John Feitelberg (47:36)

I'm sure there's much more to the aids.

Dave Portnoy (47:42)

It's crazy. Like, about to stick it in knowing, like, this it might be.

Kevin Clancy (47:46)

I. I didn't realize. Still doing it, especially now know with the. The medicine and. But even prior to that, like, it was. It was really hard to get AIDS as a straight person. Like, really hard. Like, straight. I think. I think for chicks, it's Like. Or. Or I guess a straight male having sex with a girl. It's like you could a girl with aids and you're probably not gonna get.

John Feitelberg (48:04)

Yeah. Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (48:05)

It's crazy.

John Feitelberg (48:06)

Yeah. It worked so far.

Kevin Clancy (48:07)

So that's how, you know, magic was.

John Feitelberg (48:11)

I changed my hinge settings. I was like, only aids. I'm running a test right now.

Kevin Clancy (48:18)

We live in a work from home era now, and so it's almost like buying a mattress. You know when they say, like, spend money on a mattress because you spend a third of your life there? If you're working from home, you got to have a nice chair.

John Feitelberg (48:27)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (48:27)

You're gonna be sitting in that chair whether you're working or when. When you stop working, you're still sit in front of your tv, sit in front of your computer. You're on your chair at home probably like 16 hours a day now. It's worth getting yourself a nice chair. I'm talking ergonomic and comfort. They have the dynamic variable lumbar support that adjusts as you move. They have the side float infinite recline where you can go all the way back and lay flat. Effortless comfort. And they even have cooling chairs and massage features all in one chair. I need a new chair. This chair is. This chair's killing. I. I've officially worn this chair out.

John Feitelberg (48:59)

Yeah, Jackie beat you too. Jackie wore that one out long before you.

Kevin Clancy (49:08)

Jackie's fat ass broke this chair.

John Feitelberg (49:10)

You sit there half the time.

Kevin Clancy (49:15)

So right here.

John Feitelberg (49:19)

Oh, yeah. I ruined that chair. I ruined whatever. I'm saying this. It looks like I'm sitting in a pile of p. I. I didn't. I did. I've never pissed on this couch, but have you seen this?

Kevin Clancy (49:27)

No.

John Feitelberg (49:28)

Look at this stain. Like, you gotta be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kevin Clancy (49:33)

That's a piece thing.

John Feitelberg (49:34)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (49:35)

Listen, maybe it was you. Somebody peed that.

John Feitelberg (49:36)

Someone. Someone 100 pissed on this couch.

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John Feitelberg (51:42)

It looks like this. The Shaq. Who was it? Shaq. Charles Barkley. The Rock picture.

Kevin Clancy (51:47)

Yeah, the Rock's huge.

John Feitelberg (51:49)

What the hell? He looks like a baby in this picture.

Kevin Clancy (51:52)

Yeah, he looks itty bitty. I mean, Beef. How tall is Beef too?

Dave Portnoy (51:55)

I'd say he's like six, four.

Kevin Clancy (51:57)

Six. Yeah.

John Feitelberg (51:58)

Yeah.

Kevin Clancy (51:58)

I mean, look at that. The Rock.

John Feitelberg (51:59)

The Rock is a massive man.

Kevin Clancy (52:02)

Shout out to Marky Mark for even being like in the picture.

Dave Portnoy (52:06)

Beef is.

John Feitelberg (52:06)

Yeah, well, actually that makes it look worse because Wahlberg looks like just about the same size.

Kevin Clancy (52:10)

Wait, the Rock. The Rock must not be like 6 4.

John Feitelberg (52:13)

No, I think he is. I think he's huge. But this is really a weird angle.

Kevin Clancy (52:17)

Oh, really weird angle then. Because. Because, Because Marky Mark's like 6 4. Yeah, look at that though. It says he's built a 6 4. He's closer to 6 2.

John Feitelberg (52:27)

Oh, that's a humongous difference.

Kevin Clancy (52:31)

That's a Reddit thread. So who knows? But that. I mean, looking at that picture, if you're even remotely close to Marky Mark, you're not. You're not.

John Feitelberg (52:38)

Six'four sizes are all so weird. I'll never get over the fact that Dan and Derrick Henry are the same size. Derrick Henry on an NFL field looks like he dwarfs everybody.

Dave Portnoy (52:52)

He's 64250, the guy who just finished in second to Rory in the playoff. J.J. spawn. We were at the PGA Championship in Louisville, and we were recording our podcast on some hill, and he's a tiny fella, and I don't know why I've got something against these tiny guys on the tour. I don't know why. They walk by and I'm like, look at this guy. I'm always asking, like, if they have to get their pants like. Like from a different spot or whatever.

Kevin Clancy (53:12)

Where'd you get your pants from the pants store?

Dave Portnoy (53:15)

He looks like sausage, right?

Kevin Clancy (53:17)

Yeah.

Dave Portnoy (53:18)

Anyway, so we walk. He walks by us and goes, pizza boy. And I said, sorry, I didn't hear you behind that. That. That what I say.

John Feitelberg (53:28)

I said, you got him.

Dave Portnoy (53:32)

I said, immediately. I said, sorry, I didn't see behind that blade of grass as he walked by. And we've had a crazy rivalry for four or five years where I say, he comes up just short or the task was too tall or, like. And he just.

John Feitelberg (53:47)

He.

Dave Portnoy (53:47)

Yeah.

John Feitelberg (53:48)

So it's so funny having, like.

Dave Portnoy (53:50)

Like, he's five, six, like, walking around nuts. They say five, eight. He's. He's.

Kevin Clancy (53:54)

He's five, six. That's like Kendrick Lamar, man.

Dave Portnoy (53:58)

It should be impressive that a guy like that is, like.

Kevin Clancy (54:02)

It's the same thing as, like, what I used to feel with white basketball players. It's like, I like you more, and it's more impressive what you're doing. But I used to hate him.

Dave Portnoy (54:08)

Yeah. I don't hate him because of his size. I hate him because he called me pizza boy. But now I've grabbed onto the side.

Kevin Clancy (54:13)

God, thank God you got out of that biz, huh? Working with Dave is. It's not a bad thing. But I don't think you would have made it, man. Like, just, like, mentally, physically, emotionally, like, I don't think you would survive.

Dave Portnoy (54:24)

I mean, he's definitely toned down a lot.

Kevin Clancy (54:26)

Like, it has. But you also needed to film, like, a thousand.

Dave Portnoy (54:29)

Yeah, I think Austin does way more than I did.

Kevin Clancy (54:31)

Does he really? Oh, yeah. Because I feel like in the beginning you were doing like 10 a day.

Dave Portnoy (54:34)

I was doing a lot, but that was just pizza reviews. I feel like Austin does like all encompass. Like, Dave's going live more than he's ever gone live. He's traveling more than he's ever traveled. Like I had him contained to that office right where it was like 9 to 5 and that one time I tried to leave at 4:39 to 5. It's like Dave Fortnite business this and then like, you know, I'll say and edit and do whatever, but I really didn't have to deal with too much of this stuff like you had. Daniela or Erica would always go on a trip with him or whatever. I never really had to do any of that stuff.

Kevin Clancy (55:02)

Right. So it was kind of nice, like.

Dave Portnoy (55:05)

Just really getting him like at the office. Now it's like, holy shit, dude. Yeah, Austin's everywhere.

Kevin Clancy (55:11)

Austin's tall as.

John Feitelberg (55:12)

Yeah.

Dave Portnoy (55:13)

Good looking guy too.

John Feitelberg (55:14)

Probably bigger than the Rock.

Kevin Clancy (55:15)

All right, well, how big you think his dick is?

Dave Portnoy (55:18)

Healthy side.

John Feitelberg (55:20)

It must be so weird for the golfers and maybe, I don't know, golf media as well. But like, I feel like even in this day and age, like football players, basketball players, hockey players, they all kind of dealt with what barstool is. At least there was like talk radio and there was like people talking about their sport and making fun of them in like a ball busting way. I like, I really like golfers. Just never happened.

Kevin Clancy (55:45)

Yeah, it was like the first era of that. Like, you know, I will say there's always been hecklers. You see Rory take the guy's phone the other day. Dork.

Dave Portnoy (55:53)

I know.

Kevin Clancy (55:55)

Some, some heckler was like, just like Augusta in 2011 or whatever the he said. And he walked over and by the way, this guy's a. Because Rory just walks over and says, can I see your phone? And he just gives it to him and he just walks away and like deletes it off his phone. You're a. If some guy just says, give me your phone, what's Rory thinking?

Dave Portnoy (56:10)

Like what. What's the best scenario? Like, that video is like, also what was.

Kevin Clancy (56:14)

And now guess what this video is going.

Dave Portnoy (56:16)

That video. Like, oh, it's just like when you hit in the water in 2011. Okay.

Kevin Clancy (56:20)

Like what? He kind of known for that, right? Like Thin skin.

Dave Portnoy (56:23)

Yeah. I mean, he had never done this. Man.

Kevin Clancy (56:25)

This is crazy lame, man.

Dave Portnoy (56:28)

Also, you never deleted. It's just in the deleted album now. There's no way you got in there.

Kevin Clancy (56:32)

Yeah, the deleted folder yeah, yeah.

John Feitelberg (56:35)

I like Rory. So I actually don't hate this movie move but like it's clearly because I like Rory.

Dave Portnoy (56:41)

But no one walks like Rory Mackerel. He's got a bop to him. It's like he floats. I always said, I mean I always bring it back to the dick, but I always said like it was almost like, like Tigger where like his tail give him that extra bump.

John Feitelberg (56:58)

It's like that famous cartoon.

Dave Portnoy (57:00)

He's got a hog, man.

Kevin Clancy (57:03)

Does he?

Dave Portnoy (57:04)

I mean, watch the way he stretches as his pants out shot. There's no room in there.

Kevin Clancy (57:09)

Jackie, what is the definitive size for a dick that girls want? Put a number on it. Speak for all women. What is the size?

Jackie (57:16)

Give me a number I don't want to fall into. Give me a number I also don't like. I don't think I don't have a good gauge of like, Like I'm. Girls don't associate like, like you guys measure your dicks all the time. I guess I like a number I.

Kevin Clancy (57:29)

Would not say all the time is.

John Feitelberg (57:31)

I've never done it. The same reason like you don't look under your bed when you're a kid. You're like, I, I don't know what that is. I don't want to know an answer to that.

Kevin Clancy (57:37)

Those things that it will change your life. It could be for the better.

Dave Portnoy (57:40)

Probably going to be the worse.

John Feitelberg (57:42)

I think I remember once in like fifth grade, sixth grade, like working up the courage to do it.

Kevin Clancy (57:46)

I remember taking a.

John Feitelberg (57:47)

Not a ruler and just jamming it into my stomach so it be as far back. Look, it's eight inches.

Dave Portnoy (57:53)

You don't measure it, but you like put it up. You like know like if you're holding your phone or something, you're like, oh, all right. Like I know how much that is.

Kevin Clancy (58:00)

It's about one. You know, tiny like Razer phone, iPad.

Dave Portnoy (58:04)

Nine know you take, you take the, you take the, the tape measure. It doesn't even go past the metal. You know, there's no number yet.

John Feitelberg (58:17)

It's the hook you use on a 2x4. That's the best way I can describe my penis.

Dave Portnoy (58:21)

What was that? Something like went viral the other day of that micro penis. What was that?

Kevin Clancy (58:25)

Where it was like somebody with a micro penis.

John Feitelberg (58:28)

Do you know what's dangerous this day and age saying something went viral. Cuz everyone's experience on Internet is completely catered to them. I don't know what you're talking like.

Kevin Clancy (58:37)

That was just you and your searching habits.

Jackie (58:39)

Oh yeah, Maybe it Was just had the pregnant woman.

John Feitelberg (58:42)

Yeah. It's like back in the day, you'd be like, nice advertising on barstool. You'd be like, that's actually Google Adsense. It's catered to you.

Dave Portnoy (58:50)

Maybe a video that came across my desk because she was like, I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna go like, with this big black dick. So I'm gonna try it out. So I think that may have been.

Kevin Clancy (58:56)

Oh, you know, it's probably Bonnie Blue. Bonnie Blue said she's gonna everybody. She was trying to find the smallest dick in Cancun.

Dave Portnoy (59:01)

That's what it was.

Kevin Clancy (59:03)

And so she. Everybody in Cancun.

Dave Portnoy (59:05)

That's what it was.

Kevin Clancy (59:06)

I'm sure some small.

Dave Portnoy (59:06)

Imagine signing up for that. Like, you're the guy.

John Feitelberg (59:09)

I'm sure my Buffalo boys who's got smaller get down to Cancun.

Kevin Clancy (59:14)

All right. Speaking of golf media, Frankie's got to go do foreplay 1230, so.

Dave Portnoy (59:18)

Yep. We gotta go talk some golf.

John Feitelberg (59:20)

Thanks, bud.

Dave Portnoy (59:21)

TPC and yeah, man, it's always great to be with you guys.

John Feitelberg (59:25)

Pleasure as always.

Dave Portnoy (59:25)

Checking in.

Kevin Clancy (59:27)

Yeah. Probably next time we'll talk to you. It'll probably be a five father.

Dave Portnoy (59:30)

Yeah. That's gonna be a roller coaster.

Jackie (59:33)

Wait, are you, like, ready?

Kevin Clancy (59:34)

What are you gonna do? Like, are you gonna keep traveling golf.

Dave Portnoy (59:36)

And I'm gonna have to try, right?

Kevin Clancy (59:38)

She's just gonna hate you.

Dave Portnoy (59:39)

I'm gonna take like a month to, like, let the baby know who I am. And then it's like, I gotta start going back. I mean, you know, when we're home.

Kevin Clancy (59:47)

That part.

Dave Portnoy (59:48)

Yeah, over the month.

Kevin Clancy (59:50)

Yeah.

Dave Portnoy (59:51)

Yeah. I mean, you have to be home for a couple weeks, right? Like, there's no.

Kevin Clancy (59:54)

You have to.

Dave Portnoy (59:55)

You literally have to.

John Feitelberg (59:56)

It is so weird too. Just like. Like, like different times. Like, I remember talking to recently, we were talking about just like my parents. I don't think my dad was there for me.

Kevin Clancy (60:05)

Our parents. Our dads were like, really not.

John Feitelberg (60:07)

They were like, I know the night my sister was born. My. My older sister. My older of my sisters. I know the night she was born, he got in a bar fight. Not his fault. Was not his fault. It was my uncle's fault. But like, hearing that where it's like, yeah, I was out at the bar, got in a fight. It's like the day she was born. What are you talking about?

Kevin Clancy (60:27)

My dad was in the Merchant Mar machines and so used to, like, go out on ship out for like, months at a time. And he was making, like, a lot of money. But like, he would be gone for three months. So, like, the baby was born, he shipped out. And, like, my mom used to, like, put, like, his clothes in the. In the. In the crib with him, so I get the smell and all that. But he was like. I could tell every time I came home that, like, I picked up my own kid. And he was, like, crying. And so eventually he quit. He was like, I can't do this. But in the beginning, it was like, yeah, go make your money. I take care of the kids now. This just. It's just not how it goes.

Dave Portnoy (60:57)

Yeah. I mean, I think if you have the opportunity to take a couple weeks home, it's definitely better, right? It's good to, like, be there.

Kevin Clancy (61:03)

Well, also, you don't realize how, like, up you could be after birth where it's totally. I remember thinking, like, if I wasn't here, like, what would you do? Like, right. Couldn't get up, couldn't go to the bathroom, couldn't feed yourself, couldn't. Like, you know, it's like going to. It's like coming out of surgery, like, a day later, and you're just like.

Dave Portnoy (61:17)

Go on your own, you know? Like, I know the alternative could be, like, like, all other other dads have, like, gone right back to work where it's like. But that's like, the negative. Like, I'm saying, like, the better thing would be to be home for a couple weeks or.

Kevin Clancy (61:28)

I mean, you have the money and you have nannies, you have family, you have.

Dave Portnoy (61:30)

Well, athletes have to deal with that. Like, you see, like, oh, like, a hockey player will be like, their. Their wife has given birth that night. They don't know if they're going to be in the lineup, and then they're back the next game. Like that. That you don't miss games because your wife gave birth, but they also have, like, a team of night nurses and nannies.

Kevin Clancy (61:46)

Well, that's the thing. Yeah. Yeah. But, I mean, you just tell her, listen, honey, these. You know, this golf YouTube ain't going to make itself.

Dave Portnoy (61:53)

Luckily, we've got a pretty big crew now. Like, we've got beef, and Francis comes on a lot of things now, and Jersey Jerry wants to get into the mix, so, like, we can plug and play some people, but I'm definitely going to have to get back on the road, you know, after a couple weeks, so we'll see.

John Feitelberg (62:07)

All right, bro.

Dave Portnoy (62:08)

Pleasure as always.

Kevin Clancy (62:09)

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