Jackie Went to the Most Random Barstool Dinner of All Time - Full Episode

Summary

KFC Radio Episode Summary: "Jackie Went to the Most Random Barstool Dinner of All Time"

Release Date: June 24, 2025

Hosted by KFC and John Feitelberg, this episode of KFC Radio dives into a blend of personal anecdotes, humorous mishaps, and casual banter among the hosts and guests. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key discussions, insights, and memorable moments from the episode.

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00:00 - 02:05: Welcome and Initial Banter

• Kevin Clancy opens the show with a lighthearted remark about the absence of a co-host, setting a casual and humorous tone.

• John Feitelberg shares an awkward social encounter where he runs into his sister at a club:

  "It was just, it was at a club. It's at a bar. And I was really awkward." [(00:21)]

• Jackie Mac chimes in, comparing her own similar experience, leading to relatable humor about unexpected social meetings.

02:05 - 04:18: Discussing Greenport and the “New Hamptons”

• The conversation shifts to the ambiance of Greenport, Long Island, described as the evolving "new Hamptons."

  "Montauk became the new Hamptons about, like, six, seven years ago, and now they're trying to make, like, Greenport like the new Hamptons." [(02:07)]

• John mentions his stay with friends, likening it to a trial run for a beach house experience.

04:18 - 08:44: John’s Toenail Trouble and Humor

• John Feitelberg humorously discusses his big toenail falling off after a weekend out:

  "My big toenail's, like, falling off." [(03:24)]

• The hosts engage in light-hearted advice on coping with the situation, including creative solutions like painting the skin or wearing socks continuously.

  "I could go socks on the beach at all times." – Jackie Mac [(07:12)]

08:44 - 21:08: Trip to Chicago and Meeting Michael

• Kevin Clancy recounts his flight to Chicago, where he meets Michael, an engineer passionate about the Fermilab.

  "I get on the flight to Chicago and I sit next to this guy who is... He just looks like an older dork." [(11:21)]

• The interaction includes a deep dive into Michael’s work on submarine wires and gasoline production, highlighting the clash of John and Kevin's conversational styles.

  "And like, he's been around the block." – Kevin Clancy [(14:15)]

• John reflects on the differences in ambition and knowledge between himself and Michael.

21:08 - 35:24: Personal Reflections and Life in Mid-20s

• The discussion evolves into personal growth, with John expressing feeling more at peace with life in his mid-20s:

  "I feel more at peace with life." [(20:37)]

• Kevin introduces a book he read, "21 Truths About Love," sharing its unique narrative structure and emotional depth.

• The hosts ponder over ambition, direction, and the changes that come with age, intertwining humor with introspective thoughts.

35:24 - 55:38: Technology Woes and Doctor Visits

• John shares ongoing issues with frequent urination and unsatisfactory responses from his doctor regarding high kidney levels, highlighting frustrations with medical communication.

  "I have to pee like a lot... it looks pretty bad." [(78:59)]

• Kevin narrates his struggles with phone glitches and a humorous yet frustrating visit to the Apple Store, dealing with iCloud storage issues and unhelpful support staff.

  "I really don't like being here during that hour." – Kevin Clancy [(34:16)]

• The conversation touches on generational gaps in technology use and the challenges of dealing with automated support systems.

55:38 - 67:04: Pop Culture and Current Events

• Kirk Minihane introduces the "Pentagon Pizza Meter," an amusing concept tracking pizza orders around the Pentagon as an indicator of major events:

  "The pizza meter was, like, breaking." [(83:07)]

• The hosts discuss recent news and trends, including Hailey Bieber's appearance without her wedding ring and Justin Bieber's public statements, blending pop culture commentary with personal opinions.

67:04 - 84:18: Caller Success Story and Final Discussions

• A caller shares a success story about winning $200,000 on DraftKings, detailing how the winnings positively impacted his life, including travel, engagement, and career advancement.

  "I had to write a big check to the government..." [(94:01)]

• Kevin reflects on the benefits of sharing such stories on the show, emphasizing the positive networking opportunities that arise from listener interactions.

• The episode concludes with light-hearted farewells and a recap of technical glitches experienced during the recording.

  "I got away with it. Sorry about the May 15 episode." – John Feitelberg [(91:12)]

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Notable Quotes

• John Feitelberg on social awkwardness:

  "It was seriously, like, I... That night was just socially not a bad one and a bad one." [(01:23)]

• Kevin Clancy on meeting Michael:

  "He was getting jacked up that he was getting jacked up." [(16:03)]

• Jackie Mac on turning life into a "gang bang":

  "Life is so funny, you saw me. I am going to start living life like it's a game. Jerk this guy off. I'mma suck that guy off." [(51:49)]

• Kirk Minihane on the Pentagon Pizza Meter:

  "The Pentagon pizza meter is basically like, people have been tracking for a long time for, like, decades." [(82:03)]

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Conclusion

This episode of KFC Radio offers a mix of personal stories, humorous exchanges, and light-hearted discussions on various topics ranging from social encounters and personal health woes to technology frustrations and pop culture insights. The hosts’ chemistry and candid conversations provide an engaging listening experience for both regular and new listeners.

Transcript

[Kevin Clancy]

Hey, KFC Radio listeners. You can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Welcome back to another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. There is no Kevin this week, so the show will be significantly dumber. What the fuck's up?

[John Feitelberg]

Not much.

[Jackie Mac]

Jackie saw my sister at a bathroom this weekend.

[John Feitelberg]

I did. Well, okay. Sitting at a bathroom, like, random. It was just. It was at a club. It's at a bar. And I. I was really awkward.

[Jackie Mac]

Her, like, yeah. She said.

[John Feitelberg]

I didn't know I said that.

[Kevin Clancy]

She mentioned this one.

[John Feitelberg]

I just didn't. It didn't, like, occur to me.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, how did you recognize Pat's sister?

[John Feitelberg]

I didn't recognize her. And then. And then she was like. She was like, do I know you from somewhere? And I was like, I don't think so. I don't know. And then she was like, you work for my brother? And I was like, no, no.

[Jackie Mac]

That's what I go home and say.

[John Feitelberg]

You're a smoking vest.

[Kevin Clancy]

You work for my brother. I could eat some more paper.

[John Feitelberg]

She's like. She's like, you work with my brother? And I was like, oh, who's your brother? And he was like. She was like, mikey. And I was like. And it took me a while because I was like, mikey. Like, f. And I'm like, oh, like, Like, Mikey. She was like, yeah. And I was like, oh, my God. Like, oh, God. I just, like. It was seriously, like, I. That night was just socially not a bad one and a bad one.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I always say, how many nights you have. Good one.

[John Feitelberg]

No, no, no.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, how many nights you get home, right? Lights turn out, Jackie's tucked. You're like, nailed that.

[John Feitelberg]

It's very few, far and few. Everyone's boy.

[Kevin Clancy]

That went so well.

[John Feitelberg]

But, yes, I did that. I had such a lovely weekend.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. I, I, I, I wish I honestly had more to report from it, but it was just, like, lovely out in Greenport.

[Kevin Clancy]

Greenport. Awesome. Is that in Brooklyn?

[Jackie Mac]

North fork of Long Island.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, like Long island at the end of Long Island. It's not Hamptons, right?

[Jackie Mac]

It's not Hamptons. It's north of Hamptons. And it' but it's, like, slowly becoming, like, the new Hamptons. Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Jackie Mac]

It's really nice.

[Kevin Clancy]

Really is always New Hamptons.

[Jackie Mac]

Every year, new Hamptons. Well, Montauk became the new Hamptons about, like, six, seven years ago, and now they're trying to make, like, Greenport like the new Hamptons Yeah, yeah, it was.

[John Feitelberg]

It was. I was just, like, staying with friends. I was. I kind of thought of it as like a trial run for beach house.

[Kevin Clancy]

Beach house.

[John Feitelberg]

And I kind of was, like, testing the waters to see if I could stir the pot a little bit.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dude, I. I said this to you guys when we did the show in Chicago. Why, like, why aren't you, like, again, do whatever the you guys want. But, like, if I was going into that show, my mindset would be like, I'm having a blast.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And we're gonna have, like, we go. What everyone keeps saying is, like, the negative about this versus other shows is like, you don't know each other. You don't see each other again. Like, you know those. Everyone says about barstool reality shows is we have to keep working together.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

This isn't like Survivor.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You don't have to each other over. You can just have a good time.

[John Feitelberg]

I know, but, like, Tommy's trying make alliances right now every time.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's not Survivor. It's not Survivor. It's the barstool beach house. There is nothing preventing you from going be like, yo, guys, let's get up and have a blast. But there's nothing stopping you from doing that.

[John Feitelberg]

I know, but I feel like everyone's kind of like, you know, like, if. If Tommy's gonna start making alliances, like, I want to start making alliances. So then, like, it's starting.

[Kevin Clancy]

But don't stop. Stop making alliances. Do not make any alliances unless you make them with everybody and say, hey, guys, let's have a whole alliance.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were, like, laughing also, cuz, like, this whole weekend, like, I just. My toenail's, like, falling off. Like, my, like, my giant, like, toe or my big toe.

[Kevin Clancy]

You really hammered it. You know, my huge feet.

[John Feitelberg]

My big toenail's, like, falling off. And it's like. It's like when the big toenail falls, like the other ones, like, maybe you get away with it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. It's a statement piece.

[John Feitelberg]

It's seriously a problem. Which also, it's like, next month is like the one month I need that toenail. Whatever. But. But, like, just throughout the whole weekend, like, I. I kept talking about my toenail being like, oh, it's falling off. Like, does it, like, kept falling off more and more, and we were just laughing about, like, everyone else at Beach House is, like, gonna have these storylines. Like, Nicki smokes is fucking Annika. My story could be like, Jackie Stone.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's a funny storyline to keep freaking out.

[John Feitelberg]

Like, day Two, it's get evolved.

[Kevin Clancy]

As far as like the concept of the show goes and the way people talk about the show. That's a pretty good fucking controversy to have every time. That would be again, a funny. I guess it's not an edit because it goes out in clips, but just like everyone freaking out. I don't know what to do about this.

[John Feitelberg]

Do I glue it?

[Jackie Mac]

I had a toenail falling off a couple of years ago. It takes much longer than you think for it to come off. It's going to take like years.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, really?

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah, like mine, like, I saw it coming off and then probably four years later it actually fell off.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay. You're not. You don't know. I'm dealing with. You don't have enough faith.

[Kevin Clancy]

Can. No, you have to show the cameras.

[John Feitelberg]

No, because now I'm kind of like self conscious about how much I talked about my. Like, well, maybe I'll pop it off later. I'm getting a little self conscious about it.

[Kevin Clancy]

I've never had a toenail fall off. I don't even know if I've ever seen one, like, in the process of falling off.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, it's. It's, you know, like some. Every once in a while I'll peek under the hood to see like how bad it is. Sorry, dude. And it's bad. Like everyone, you know, was like trying to consult me all weekend, being like, there's definitely like a softer toenail growing in underworlds. There's nothing. It's barren.

[Kevin Clancy]

Does it look like under skin? Like, what does it look like under a toenail? I've only seen it in like the fungus fighting commercials. Yeah, yeah. I've ever seen it.

[John Feitelberg]

It looks, I mean, it's better than that. Like, okay, it's, it's. It's kind of one of those things where like, you know, sometimes if somebody doesn't have like an arm or something, like if you just kind of look at it for like two minutes, you're like, it's normal now. I tried to like really stare at it and like, then I got, I got used to it. I think I could. I think I can honestly get away with like, it's, it's kind of a smooth surface under there. So I think I could get away with painting. I'm sorry. I feel like I can't keep grossing. That's. Whenever I gross you out. Like, I feel.

[Kevin Clancy]

I feel disgusted. Please. I have. Please continue. This is nice to have a role reversal. Usually I'm the one grossing you out.

[John Feitelberg]

I mean, if you're gonna watch beach house. Like, just get ready for this. Okay. But I think I could get away with just painting on the skin and then just like seriously, always moving on camera. Like just never. Or just like if I'm at a beach, like never letting anybody look too close to my toenail, I'm going to be sprinting back and forth the entire time.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I know that game as a person with fat lady feet. Like, I get to the beach and I'm in the same.

[John Feitelberg]

Guys, let's play the buried.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like I'm in the chair. I, I wiggle my feet in like a snake in the desert. And I'm, and I'm just porch like that for the rest of the day. I'm not moving. You don't see my feet.

[John Feitelberg]

But it is easy to get away with because it's like, yeah, that's, I don't even think about that tactic.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, it's a good one. The best. I've avoided for like 15 years. It works.

[John Feitelberg]

Wow. You see, I'm so happy that I talked about this.

[Jackie Mac]

You could go socks on the beach at all times.

[John Feitelberg]

I could go socks on the beach.

[Kevin Clancy]

I strongly suggest you stick with this whole idea of like painting your skin.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, I've been painting my skin.

[Kevin Clancy]

Sounds fucking insane.

[John Feitelberg]

But.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, don't worry, I'll just paint my skin. No one will notice. And it's just like a bleeding dough. Like, Jackie's paint hasn't dried. I don't think it's running down her.

[John Feitelberg]

It should just like see her whole.

[Kevin Clancy]

Don't worry.

[John Feitelberg]

It's like it's kind of sweating off a little bit.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like the ultimate lipstick on a pig situation. No one's gonna be like, that's not it.

[John Feitelberg]

Everyone's like, let's jump in the ocean.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, no.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. I, I, So then my second thought was I could get a, like a, you know, fake toenail or like a, what's it called? Like acrylic toenail problem. Allergic. So what are you, what, what are you, sorry. Allergic. Allergic. I said, I said it. Allergic.

[Kevin Clancy]

I thought there was an ass. Allergic. I've heard allergics.

[John Feitelberg]

I am allergic. So I can either again, my situation is break out in hives and deal with like full hives, but good looking toenail or painted toenail, kind of mangled kind of sweating off a little bit at times. Always running around or digging my feet, whatever, but no hives.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'd probably go, no hives. If it was up to me, I'd probably keep the hives away.

[Jackie Mac]

I say, I say socks at all times. You just fucking sprint into the ocean.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay. Okay. Do you think like. Like cloth socks or like they have. One time. I do actually have a pair of like, sand socks.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, for sure.

[John Feitelberg]

They have little sharks on them, though. So they're kind of like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Those are the ones. There you have it. 50th anniversary of JAWS. Jackie's got shark socks. It all ends up what. I guess this is kind of the thing where I'm just like. I don't. I don't know what it looks like. Like, you don't expect it to fall off for two months, I guess you're saying four years.

[John Feitelberg]

I'll show you.

[Kevin Clancy]

But like, how. How quickly do these things happen? Like two. Like the show doesn't start for two months. Right.

[Jackie Mac]

So it's in August, right?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, yeah, but. But like. So here's what we're working with. I'll just explain it. It's like, well, wait, now I'm like, Can I just see this? Let me just see the state of my feet to see if they're like, presentable. You guys too. Like, I don't want to show them. I don't want to show them. They're all pale right now. And like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay, I don't think I can.

[John Feitelberg]

I don't feel good about it. Like, I don't want that on camera. I don't feel good about it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay, don't.

[John Feitelberg]

But here's what I'm working with. I'll describe it in detail. This is like. Okay, the slit is halfway through. So it's like halfway. Like, if this is the toenail, this is gonna be, you know. For audio listeners, let me take you on a journey. This is the toenail. Halfway through there's a cut, right?

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

We could have gotten away with just kind of gluing that down. I waited too long. Now the cut has curved upwards. So now it's like a my. And you know, it's like once it takes a sharp turn.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's what they say about toenails, once they take a sharp turn. You're fault.

[Jackie Mac]

Are you like, trying to get it off? Are you like.

[John Feitelberg]

No, I'm. I'm. I'm. No, I'm not trying to. But, like, I will, you know, we probably talked enough. How is your guys? What's up with you guys?

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[Kevin Clancy]

But when you said Mikey, that reminded me that I haven't mentioned my trip to Chicago yet.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh.

[Kevin Clancy]

Which I was. I was on the flight and I was. I was made to feel the dumbest I've ever felt.

[Jackie Mac]

Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

I tell you about this yet?

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right.

[Kevin Clancy]

So we get. I get on the flight to Chicago and I sit next to this guy who is. He just looks like an older dork.

[Jackie Mac]

Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

Bald guy, glasses, the dork ensemble. And I, I sit down and very quickly I can tell this guy's. He's gonna be a talker. He wants to talk to me. Like, like, he just like perked up right away. And I sit down, I get settled, and he just looks at me and he goes by, I'm Michael. And I was like, what's up, Michael? Nice to meet you, man. And he said, I'm going to the Fermilab in Chicago.

[John Feitelberg]

Is he a little slow?

[Kevin Clancy]

No, no, not. No, no, please. So you don't know this at all?

[John Feitelberg]

I think I know half of this. But again, like you, I feel like you kind of kept teasing me with the story.

[Kevin Clancy]

He's. He's certainly not slow. He's. He's not slow by any stretch of imagination.

[John Feitelberg]

When you do that voice and with your face, for some reason.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, my face usually makes you think. Slow character.

[John Feitelberg]

Exactly.

[Kevin Clancy]

Is the, the sadness of me telling stories like he's probably embodying a person. Exactly.

[John Feitelberg]

That's what was throwing me off. Okay, but smart.

[Kevin Clancy]

Smart Michael. Smart Michael. Dumb John. And so smart Michael's like, I'm going to the Fermilab. And I said, what's the Fermilab? He goes, you don't know what the Fermilab is? He. And I, I went, no, man, I don't. I don't know what that is. And he's like, well, it's named after the famous physicist. And I was like, fermi? He goes, yes. I was like. I was like, oh, okay, cool. Sorry. I don't. I feel like you should have gotten by the fact that I didn't know what it was, that I'm not gonna have a good list of famous physicists in my head.

[John Feitelberg]

Is Fermi a physicist? So we should all know I applied that. Okay, go ahead.

[Kevin Clancy]

That is up till.

[Kirk Minihane]

Have you heard of the Fermi paradox?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. I was gonna say it sounds familiar. For sure.

[Kirk Minihane]

That's him.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Kirk Minihane]

It's basically like, why have we not met aliens?

[Jackie Mac]

Okay.

[John Feitelberg]

You two are too smart to be worried.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Steve was like, I'm gonna stay quiet. I can explain a lot about Fermi if you want. And. And I was like, oh, that's cool, man. Like. Like, so what do you. What are you headed there for? He said, well, they're fake. They're turning down their famous collider. And I was like, yeah, not foolish of me to not know that. You're right. So, like, I was like, so what does a collider do? And he's like, well, a collider uses atoms. It spins them around at incredible rates of speed and splits atoms and creates new matters. And I was like, oh, like an Oppenheimer. And he's like, exactly. And, like, the more I kind of knew or kind of talked about his shit, like, he was getting jack up.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So I was getting jacked up that he was getting jacked up. And we're just. We were screaming on the plane by.

[John Feitelberg]

The time I had come around, which was like, you were the first. And I was probably like, you know, zone seven or whatever you guys were. You guys were hyped up.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was getting him going, dude. He was so happy to talk about what he wanted to talk about. So, like, I don't know. I imagine he doesn't talk about that a lot with people. So I was like, all right. So, like, a collider does what? And he. Whatever. He explains the collider to me, and I'm like. And you know about this? Like, how long have you worked in this industry? Well, I've worked in this industry since the 80s. And I was like, okay. And you're. You're. What do you do? Well, I'm an engineer, of course. I was like, yeah, again, Idiot. And I was like. And so, like, what do you do? Like, what do you engineer right now? Well. Well, right now. Right now, I engineer wires for submarines. And I was like, really? Like, what is it? What's different about a wire in a submarine? And he goes on to explain that wires and submarines have to be made of certain materials because the fleet. The flames can't be toxic because you can't run from a fire on a submarine. You have to be able to stay and fight it, and if the flames are toxic, they'll knock you out. Blah, blah, blah. So it's a very special wire. And I was like, now, wow. Like, how did you think to make these wires for submarines? Well, I used to make Them for offshore oil drillers, mostly in Southeast Asia. And I was like, offshore oil Jersey. Like Deepwater Horizon. I only have movie references. He's like, exactly like that. You can't get so excited every time. Exactly. And I was like, so you worked on those for a long time. I did, I did. I have a very, very big background in gasoline. I'm kind of going clemmer now. And I was like, so the wires had to be the same on gasoline on those oil drillers. And he's like, that's right. And I was drinking a big water.

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And. And he goes, now let me ask you a question. How much did that water cost? And I went, michael, I don't even know, man. Like, I don't know. Six, eight bucks. Like we're at an airport. It's a big water, I'd guess. And he goes, you don't even know. You don't even know how much it costs. I was like. I was like, yeah, yeah. I don't know what to tell you. I just kind of was thirsty. I bought a water. Yeah. And he goes, but gasoline, gasoline. They go crazy. Everyone goes crazy the second it gets over $4. And I was like, yeah, you're right about that. He goes, but do you know what it takes to make gasoline? I said, michael, I don't know what it takes. He goes, you have to geolocate it in the middle of an ocean, and then you have to slide a billion dollar tanker on top of it, a billion dollar machine. Because then you drill the oil out and then it costs another billion dollars to turn it into gasoline. Because it's a miracle. It's a miracle of science. It costs $4 to collect gasoline. And I was like, yeah, you sold me. That's a hell of a fucking argument. And then there was like a bit of a pregnant pause. And he goes, so what are you head to Chicago for? I had to explain to him that I was on a three man trivia team because one of us is too dumb to do it alone. And he goes, he's like, okay, okay. And then kind of got quiet and I realized that enough time had passed that like, the conversation was over and I can start fiddling with my TV now. And I put on Jason Statham, a working man. He must be like, so this is what people without brains do their entire life. They do dumb sports trivia and they watch Jason Statham movies, dude. He went. And then we talked more throughout the flight. And he was telling me about, like, I asked him what he's been up to. I was like, you've been. You done anything cool lately, Michael? Yeah. And he goes, well, very out of character for me, but I went to a Star wars performance at the New York Philharmonic, live orchestra, and I was like, that sounds awesome. And he's like, it was incredible. He would get so jacked up. He's the man. I fucking love Michael. I hope he had a good trip.

[Jackie Mac]

How old was he?

[Kevin Clancy]

Not old old, but like, probably mid-60s, I guess. Mid-60s to mid-70s, something like that.

[John Feitelberg]

That's so he, yeah. So he really thought that you were just like. Was he looking down upon you when you.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, no, no, no, no, no. He couldn't have been nicer. But, like, obviously I was in my own head about. I'm, I'm a far inferior brain to this man.

[John Feitelberg]

I will say you. I. From that one conversation, you kind of clocked everything.

[Kevin Clancy]

What do you mean?

[John Feitelberg]

You, you remembered everything and like, it seems like you understood it a little bit.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, no, God no. I mean, I.

[Jackie Mac]

Movie references.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah, my movie references, they gave me like tent poles where I got to get from here to here. I was like, yeah, no, you did a little. Oppenheimer was up to. What was the other movie? Oh, Deep Port Horizon. Yeah, yeah, he's been, he's been, he's been around the block.

[John Feitelberg]

He, he was a sweet looking man.

[Kevin Clancy]

He. Yeah, no, he was great. I really, really liked him.

[John Feitelberg]

I'm kind of at the point of. I'm definitely getting dumber. I, Because I've realized, like, this job doesn't require much, you know, not, not.

[Kevin Clancy]

That hard, not that much.

[John Feitelberg]

But now I'm at the, the point of dumb where, like, I'm, I'm as like a recovering semi. Not, not smart by Amy, but smarter person. Like, I can, I can clock when I'm sounding dumb and when being dumb because, like, there's still a little bit of smart hanging on where I can, like, I can hear myself sounding dumb, but I can't think of anything smart to say in. And so then it's just like, it's almost like I need to go full dumb and just like, be ignorant to how really dumb airheady I am or. And I get that as I'm explaining this, it's probably like, oh, you're already there, or I need to start, like, reading some books or something.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, I, I know exactly where you're at. Yeah, I don't know what the best step forward is. Learn a lot of movies because then you can just go, oh, it's like blank and they're like. Because guess what? If they know about one thing, they've seen the movie about that one thing. So they're excited to be like, yeah, it's exactly like that.

[John Feitelberg]

That's a good point. That's a good point. Yeah. Movies isn't really my thing, though, so.

[Kevin Clancy]

No. So pop culture. No. Yeah. Maybe they'll make a lot of reality shows. Like, everything.

[Jackie Mac]

Since turn 20. Since turning 25. You know how they say, brain fully developed? Have you felt any different?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

I was gonna say no, but, like, honestly, like, I don't think. Smart, like, wise.

[Jackie Mac]

No. Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

But, like, I feel like. I feel more at peace with life.

[Kevin Clancy]

Really?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Mid-20s.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Don't worry, you're not settled in yet.

[John Feitelberg]

I kind of just, like, got it. Got the hang of it. Like, obviously.

[Kevin Clancy]

It doesn't look like you got that. That's unbelievable. I didn't get that till long after my mid-20s. No.

[John Feitelberg]

But, like, there's also so much life left. Like, I just keep thinking, like, my husband could die at 35. I could.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dude, have you ever told you about the book I read? Like, fuck, what's it called? Like, 21 Truths About Love. And it's just. It's like a novel told in list form.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So it's a guy who's married to a woman whose wife died. Whose husband died.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

And basically the whole story is told through his to do list. The whole book, it's just to do list lists.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And you really get it. Like, it's actually a great beach read if someone's looking for something to read this summer. Because, like, you actually can follow the story just through, like, I've definitely heard this.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

To do lists. But there goes. He goes through a phase where, like, his first thing of the day, his first job, is to accept the fact that he's his wife's second love because her first husband died. I was like, oh, my God, that's hard. Every.

[Jackie Mac]

Every day. He said he does that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Every. That Again, it's only for, like, a portion of the book because, like, he's. Life changes throughout the to do list. Change throughout. But, like, he must have been going through a dark period or whatever. And, like, the first step of every day is like, except you are your wife's second love. And I was like, oh, God. Oh, no.

[John Feitelberg]

That's. That's, yeah. Brutal way to start today. Wait, doesn't he, like, get cancer at some point?

[Kevin Clancy]

And then it's like, honestly, I don't really remember. Yeah, I, I. But that book What I remember the most is that it was told in list. I don't exactly. And then that one point. Yeah. He runs, he runs a bookshop. It's good though. I liked it.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. No, I, I, I fear that, that, you know, there's just so many more things that could go wrong life. But for right now, I'm like, I like this.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's good.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

But also, like, right now it's probably the most peaceful. Like I'm a boyfriend. I don't have, like, you know, like money. I get like enough where it's not, you know, my money. More problems. Like I, I have some Diddy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. You know what Diddy and May said? Luckily I haven't hit that tax bracket. Yeah. You know what?

[John Feitelberg]

Maybe I will. And then maybe I become the next Diddy. We already established I'm not into kids.

[Kevin Clancy]

Did we? I mean, I believe you, but when, what was that? You had a kid moment.

[Jackie Mac]

You had a kid moment? I had a kid last year.

[John Feitelberg]

Did I have a moment where I.

[Jackie Mac]

You had a kid. You were like, yeah, I think. Oh, oh, I thought you meant like, having kids.

[John Feitelberg]

No, no, no, no. I'm wanting to kids. I was like, oh, my brain wasn't fully developed yet. I, yeah, I, I think I have officially decided, like, I'm not a pedophile.

[Jackie Mac]

Nice.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's good.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, they just like, they do, they seriously do not seem alluring to me, like, at all.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, I, well, I, I, I have a running theory that, like, that does.

[John Feitelberg]

That just make it sound more like.

[Kevin Clancy]

That they don't have. I, I've had the belief that, like, I don't like pedophile. Like, like, I look at, it's actually kind of good. Following the story I just told, like, on an intellectual level, me and kids get it. You know what I mean? Like, like if it wasn't weird for me to just rock with kids, I probably would like. I remember I was at my nephew's second birthday party and I just watched all the kids and I was like, that's exactly what I wanted to be doing. Like, they would just wrestle, stare off into the distance and eat cake. Yeah. I was like, those three things, like, if I go, that's my shit. Wrestling, staring off distance, cake. Those are my three things. And I was like, these are just kids in my lane right now. And I gotta do this dumb shit, like, pretend to talk to adults. That's what I want to be doing right now.

[John Feitelberg]

Talk about, like, oil drilling. Luckily for you, the life, you know, once you're an Old person, it come. It all comes back around. And you can, you could re. Get into those, but you can't really, like, wrestle as much as you want to.

[Kevin Clancy]

Can't wrestle? Yeah. My. The wrestling days, they go pretty fast.

[John Feitelberg]

You can. You just might like, break a hip.

[Kevin Clancy]

Spider. I saw a Spider in Chicago. We, we didn't really wrestle, but we, we, we reminisced about it. I told him no one's ever filled his shit shoes.

[John Feitelberg]

Wait, what?

[Kevin Clancy]

He's wrestling? Me and Spider used to wrestle. I had yp.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

With my wrestling partner for a while, and Spider was my wrestling partner for a while, and then they moved to Chicago and I've never had any wrestling partner.

[Jackie Mac]

You're also, you're also KB for a little bit down in.

[Kevin Clancy]

In New Orleans. Yeah. That was nice.

[John Feitelberg]

Have you guys ever wrestled?

[Jackie Mac]

Never wrestle. It's not a great matchup.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, you guys don't really seem like that's your. You guys more like. Talk about, like, fashion.

[Kevin Clancy]

You guys seem more like you suck each other.

[John Feitelberg]

Dude.

[Kevin Clancy]

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[John Feitelberg]

Who can I tell you about? Speaking of Spider, the most random dinner that I.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes.

[John Feitelberg]

Whatever. Night. This was gonna be one of my things, but this was. This was the dinner. Who's the dinner lineup? I. I seriously do not think I could have picked a more random barstool crew if I tried. Me, Kirk Manahan, Jeff T. Lowe, Austin Spiderman, Tommy Kelly. Me. Kelly Keeks. Me.

[Kevin Clancy]

Would you guys talk about.

[John Feitelberg]

Seriously? I don't know. I. Like, it was one of those things where I was, like, just trying to jump in. Like, I was, like, in the conversation. Like, I don't even know what I was talking about, but, like, I. We. It was honestly just gossiping about every co worker ever.

[Kevin Clancy]

Would you describe it as a bar stool dinner?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Kevin Clancy]

Exactly.

[John Feitelberg]

It was good. It was. I got some, like, good. Some good gossip.

[Jackie Mac]

Anything you'd share?

[John Feitelberg]

I don't really feel like, you know, like, blowing up the company. It wasn't like, you know, everybody here stayed out of it.

[Jackie Mac]

Let's say one of us came up, as in for this.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, I got my dogs.

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

You think I'm gonna talk about you guys?

[Kevin Clancy]

I think I. I think you should allow other people to talk.

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Well, I don't want to be like the narc that's like, hey, don't talk about you.

[Jackie Mac]

Just. I think staying quiet is a good enough rest. Friend when someone's talking about your friend, but it depends on what it is. I think staying quiet's enough.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, we actually. Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

And don't tell me either. And then don't.

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah, don't ever say it. Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't need you to defend me, and I don't need to know.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Okay, cool.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm sure many people don't like me, right? Like, I don't need to know about all of it.

[John Feitelberg]

You don't want me to, like, divert the conversation, though.

[Kevin Clancy]

What are you gonna do?

[John Feitelberg]

Sometimes I like to kind of like throw in a compliment to them and then divert it away. They'll talk and be like, wait. Great hair, though. Oh, my God. Anyway. Anyways, speaking of hair. The shampoo, but. So I could do that if you would like, you know, you do whatever you want.

[Kevin Clancy]

Whatever makes you most comfortable.

[John Feitelberg]

Like a request. I would like you guys to say, don't talk about Jackie that way.

[Jackie Mac]

Okay.

[John Feitelberg]

Or else it's gonna be, you know.

[Kevin Clancy]

I. I would step in if someone was talking about you guys.

[John Feitelberg]

Wow, thanks. You Actually seriously don't have to. I actually don't. Just don't tell me.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, the easy thing, it's easy to say because no one would ever talk about you guys. You're very likable and nice and work hard.

[John Feitelberg]

I don't think that's, I don't really know if that's like true like for like me. Like I think I have my moments where I'm like, I would talk about me and that's fair.

[Jackie Mac]

I would guess at the year.00 0.1 probably of the talking list.

[John Feitelberg]

Really?

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Thanks. But I wouldn't, I wouldn't like count on that because like, oh, I'm. Oh up.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's.

[John Feitelberg]

I'll up.

[Kevin Clancy]

That dinner is actually like part of why I didn't, I didn't understand anything that happened last week in the sense that like everyone just complained the whole time. Obviously Kirk and Dave did on the unnamed show. They are obviously free to do what they want. They are much more important than I. But like everyone was just like, this sucks. Is this your first time ever having to do a two day work trip? Like none of us were there that long. We got in Monday night, Tuesday morning. Most of us were out Thursday afternoon ever. Like it was very weird that it was like the, it was like we were going like we all got drafted, we were going to war. I can't believe we gotta play trivia twice.

[John Feitelberg]

We could be figuring out submarine wires.

[Kevin Clancy]

Go to dinner with some friends you don't see in a while and play a little trivia and go home. It's the easiest job in the world.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Did you go to the stakeout house? The or what's it called? Was that the first night that was like.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know. I actually don't think I did any dinners. Okay. I was just. Yeah, yeah. No, I, I, I, I actually did the thing. You could complain where like I just sat in a hotel. But I was happy to do that. It's a work trip. You can have work trips. Yeah, that's a good way to look at it. But yeah, like any other profession where like you have to go to a conference for two days, like no one complains. It was non stop whining. Again, Dave and Kirk are very, very different. I'm not talking about them.

[John Feitelberg]

Kirk was, that was my first time ever. Really. Like, I think meeting him ever. And nicer in person. Like, oh, he's the best. I thought he was going to be so scary.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was the first time I ever met Kirk. I was very scared.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I told him that it was like, I think it was before KFC Radio Live at the Wilbur. And I did. I think he had a podcast at EEI at the time. And I did it. I was. It was like in my car in the EEI parking lot, like, come on, John, just be a man. Go in there. Well, I was just like, intercut with.

[John Feitelberg]

Like, crying, like, rocking yourself. Yeah, I was. I was kind of like, I. You know, I mean, I've been on my dumb decline. My. And I was just like, I. I feel like he's just gonna, like, sniff out how dumb I am. And then whenever I like, say something like, I'd be like, that was so dumb. Whatever. But he would, like, give it a genuine answer, like, look and be like, well, I think this, you know.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I said that during the golf show. I'm like, I don't know why everyone. Again, I understand Kirk has had outlandish moments, but he's talked to Kirk. He's a normal ass. Yeah, he, like, he's like, become like. I think I said Hannibal on the Internet where he's like, oh, Kirk can't be.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Normal.

[John Feitelberg]

I mean, I've only seen like, Survivor stuff and then clips.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah. Like, everything is like. If you're only. Your entire experience with a person is like three clips.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Because even. Even though we work here, I don't think most people who work here consume that much of it. I don't know, maybe. Ah, that's not. Yeah, there are. There are pockets of people who extraordinarily heavily consume everything. But then, like, I don't know. I don't think of you guys as people who like, consume a ton of bars. Barstool.

[John Feitelberg]

No.

[Kevin Clancy]

So, like, all you've seen is Kurt's freakouts.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

99 of the time. Very regular guy.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Do you una. As like. Well, I guess you guys both, like, can, like, watched a good amount of bar still stuff. Do you watch last now that you work here? I'm wondering if it's like a. I.

[Kirk Minihane]

Don'T think it's been long enough for me to watch less.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay.

[Kirk Minihane]

I could see how I would though, because sometimes I listen to stuff. This is like, oh, yes, sometimes I listen to stuff. And if it's someone I've met, it's like, weird to hear. Like, I mean, obviously I'm not listening to this show because I hear it anyway. But the more. The longer I'm working here, it's definitely less. But I still listen to like a name show because it's Kind of like, it's like a fun communal thing when everyone, like, puts it on.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's so fucking weird. You walk through here at 11:30 on a Thursday. Every laptop is. I want to make sure that I talk about. You're getting mad. You're doing fudgeing work.

[Kirk Minihane]

It's fun. Like, stuff will happen and everyone will just, like, turn and make icon dead at once and then get back to work. It's so fun.

[John Feitelberg]

No, I do think it's a little fun time, though. But. But it is weird.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's very. I actually don't like being here during that hour.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Because it's weird to just walk by. It does. Content sale. It makes sense. Your bosses are essentially having a meeting. Really? Like, it makes sense to why you want to watch it. But I am always like, I want to be away from this. Yeah, I was just gonna say yes. You will see, though, like, it's weird when you're working here because everything is work. Does that make sense?

[John Feitelberg]

Like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, when I, like 10 years ago, when I was doing, like, a lot more sports stuff, I would watch way less sports than I watched. And now that I do a lot less sports stuff, I watch way more sports stuff because it's like. It's like, okay, this is my break from work. Like, we do. We're doing, like, a sitcom. I watch very few sitcoms right now. I, like, never. I watch either, like, dark, gritty television or sports. And I think you just like, I need a break from work eventually.

[Kirk Minihane]

So I almost use it as an excuse. Like, instead of listening to something informative or, you know, doing something productive at home, it's like, oh, if I watch this podcast right now, it's work, so I can do this. And it's like a good thing. It's like, I'm learning about something that's going on at work, so I should listen to this.

[Kevin Clancy]

I get that. That makes sense.

[John Feitelberg]

I. I like when I was OKC radio listener, like, I would. I would. Was kind of like, weird to whatever. But, like, whenever I'd get anxious, I. It was just like a comfort thing where I would just throw it on and, like, it just became like a comfort thing. But then once I started working for you guys, then it was like, work. And then I was like, fuck, I need to edit that now it's an anxiety. So now it's like your voices are a little bit like, yeah, like, I can't watch one minute video. But now it's like, not talking to you. But if I hear it on, like, Podcast version. I spike a little bit.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's exactly. That makes perfect sense because you, like, your brain flips into work mode. Whereas, like, when I was covering sports and talking sports a lot and I'd be watching sports, I should do something about this.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Or like, I don't even, like, like, you know, we've been like, sharing a lot of books and stuff and stories and. And things like that for mascots. And like, I've actually stopped at all. I don't read anything anymore because I'm like. And once it's out, then I'll read stuff. But now I read stuff and I like, I just only connect it to it. And I'm like, ah, we did this different. Or, ah, we did that right. Or how we did that wrong. And it's does not enjoy again. I'm sure I'll be back in a few months, but right now, like, a little break from that.

[John Feitelberg]

It's like you're comparing yourself almost.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Mac]

I stopped watching comedy altogether for about four months. Like, I haven't watched a comedy movie or a TV show since.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, really?

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah. Just because I think that, like, one, the work thing. And two, like, you're gonna start just using someone else's idea.

[Kevin Clancy]

Use someone else's idea. Or like, that's why. I think that's probably why I never actually, I. I never listen to podcasts. But, like, I think that's partly. I think that's what that was, what it started, but also, I just don't really, like. I don't like passive listening. And I feel that's like what all podcasts is. I like to either sit there and listen or not listen.

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And, yeah, I'm not gonna just sit on a couch and listen to a podcast.

[John Feitelberg]

My friends, this weekend, we're all talking about, like, the podcast that they listen to, and it was like they're having, like, NPR and. And I listen to, like, the. You know, so I can't. I don't even know the podcast or whatever. And then they're like, what do you listen to? What?

[Kevin Clancy]

I said you had npr. And that was like, nowhere you can find another.

[John Feitelberg]

I can think of one more. NPR and the Daily Show.

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah, sure.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'll give you. Isn't that just the daily. Is the podcast the Daily Show?

[John Feitelberg]

And then they asked me and I was like, I changed the subject. I was like, oh, I listened to. Oh, my God, they have tacos here.

[Jackie Mac]

Speaking of podcasts, you said bring a couple things today. One of the things that I brought was if you could start a podcast company with three people in history. Oh, and it's not for your own enjoyment. It's for strictly profit in numbers. What three people in the history of the world would you pick? I think it's a pretty easy answer for. For views wise.

[John Feitelberg]

Is Joe Rogan one of them?

[Kevin Clancy]

No.

[John Feitelberg]

Wait, also, real quick, have you guys ever seen the Smartless clip or, like, any kind of promotion for Smart List?

[Jackie Mac]

That's the biggest podcast of all.

[John Feitelberg]

The biggest podcast of all time. I've never seen. And other than like, yeah, that one.

[Kevin Clancy]

Documentary, I, I've never met, like, outside of my mom, obviously, at case radio shows, I've met podcast listeners, but, like, the people I, I. No one ever talks about podcasts. But like, like, Smart List or like, any. Like, I don't obviously this company. I've met people who, like, listen to Joe Rogan, but, like, I've never met a Smart List. Never met Rogan. My mom does the daily, like, the biggest podcast. I think I'm out there a good amount. I've never heard of someone who's like, a big listener.

[Jackie Mac]

I, I'm under the assumption that the Toast is the biggest podcast of all time. After Kevin went on. It's crazy how many people brought that up to me.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, really?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie Mac]

I mean, girls must just love the Toast. I think they have a crazy, like, fan base. Like, like Die Hards.

[John Feitelberg]

They, they. I don't know, like, what is in the. The guys I should, I should read about. I don't know what's in the, in the water there. What's. What's in the. You know, I, I don't. Like, like, there's something. Let me just start over.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, good.

[John Feitelberg]

The Toast is a really good podcast, but. But it's something about, like, it's comforting to listen to. It's like, quick. It's easy. Like, there's something that. I wouldn't even say. It's like, I mean, they have good takes and everything like that, but there's something that's really like, every. Everyone who I've ever talked to who listens to it is like, I don't know what it is about it, but, like, I crave it. I crave listening to it.

[Jackie Mac]

That's what I got, basically. Like, they know every single single thing.

[John Feitelberg]

Like, I listen to, like, a good amount of podcasts, like, even. And I love Giggly Squad and everything, but, like, And I almost think, like, I vibe with them more, but I, I can't listen to them as easily. It, like, it requires. I just, it's so much easier just listening to us.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know how you said short. How long is it?

[John Feitelberg]

I think an hour.

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[John Feitelberg]

Anyways, okay. Three podcasters.

[Kevin Clancy]

Three.

[Jackie Mac]

Three podcasters.

[Kevin Clancy]

They. Three podcasters.

[Jackie Mac]

They don't know. They don't have to be podcaster. They just have to be humans. Any type of human.

[Kevin Clancy]

Now, my fear with going too far back in time.

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Is that that first episode would do numbers. Yeah. But then people be like, oh, wait, Socrates is an idiot.

[Kirk Minihane]

I feel like Hitler has.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Mac]

The Hillary Hiller, Jesus and Trump were my answers.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, Jesus. Oh, such.

[Kevin Clancy]

Jesus is a good one. Jesus. Obviously, that's a great one.

[John Feitelberg]

But that's like, we do have that. We have the Bible.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

I mean, a lot of followers, though.

[Jackie Mac]

Oh, yeah. It's still to this day.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't.

[John Feitelberg]

I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's gonna get you the numbers you're looking for.

[Jackie Mac]

Really.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think, I think, I think the H man comes with quite a dark cloud over him. Yeah. And yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Like, you want to turn on something to feel good. You don't want to be like, yeah, yeah.

[Jackie Mac]

People also listen to murder podcasts all the time.

[John Feitelberg]

Great counter argument.

[Kevin Clancy]

I. I think, I think you'd be like, even. Right. Even Kanye, who's not Hitler.

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I guess has a pretty big stink on him from the Hitler Nazi stuff. I think Hitler's stink is going to be Kanye.

[Jackie Mac]

Point's great. A lot of people in the world obviously stop listening to Kanye. Kanye West.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Well, think about, first of all, so if we're talking profit like Hitler, think about him trying to get ads.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Jfk, If JFK ran it right. If jfk, like, did it like, look, I was president, but I'm not president anymore, so I'll tell you some stories. Is that would probably be a Pretty good one.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

JFK still has, like, the country in a choke hold.

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like, Like.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Because cool guy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, cool guys. He our last hot president. Obama was handsome.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

George Bush was handsome.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Clinton was handsome. Never mind. Yeah, they all were.

[John Feitelberg]

And really so handsome. What's his face? What's his name? California Governor Reagan. No.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, okay.

[John Feitelberg]

He was.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, Newsom's very.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Isn't his wife like a playmate or something like that?

[Jackie Mac]

Really?

[Kevin Clancy]

I think so. Yeah. No, Newsom's. Newsom's a good looking guy.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is hard. Jesus. On the list. Jesus. Number one with a bullet.

[Kirk Minihane]

Someone who, like, knows a secret. Like, what's a big secret? You know what I mean?

[John Feitelberg]

But all these, like, that's one.

[Kevin Clancy]

We're talking one app. Like, I actually like someone who knows.

[Kirk Minihane]

A lot of secrets. Like, someone who's in some, like, conspiracy or something like that. That could explain, like, the government or something. Or something. Genghis Khan.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think we're on the decline of conspiracy culture too. Like, Yeah, I don't think we did.

[Jackie Mac]

That in podcasting, like, five, six years ago, right?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, we're already over.

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

The. I. I oddly think that the. I think, like, your best bet is the current big guy. Like, I think it's Rogan. Rogan. Just because, like, I feel like to make JFK do a podcast, you have to keep him at gunpoint. I want to go Marilyn Monroe and he's like, no, no, you gotta do a podcast. Explain it to him.

[John Feitelberg]

What about fictional characters that you can go with that?

[Kevin Clancy]

Harry Potter.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, wow, great one.

[Kevin Clancy]

Harry Potter.

[Kirk Minihane]

Harry and Voldemort on the same one.

[Kevin Clancy]

Harry Potter. Probably the Lord of the Rings guy. I don't know. Elijah Wood, whoever. He plays Frodo. No. Is he Bilbo Baggins or is he Frodo?

[Jackie Mac]

He's Bilbo Baggins. Do you know, I thought you were a Lord of the Rings right now.

[Kevin Clancy]

No. You got glasses.

[Jackie Mac]

Someone recently told me they were Lord of the Rings guy in this office.

[Kevin Clancy]

I actually have never done the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I really want to. I hear it's unbelievable.

[John Feitelberg]

I could see what's. What's the Patrick Bateman like, catering to the Andrew Tate, like, you know, go get him culture type thing. Like, he's like, you got to wake up every day 6am but then also it's like, he obviously has some, like, skeletons in his closet.

[Kevin Clancy]

Also. Patrick Bateman, like, wasn't. I wouldn't call Patrick Bateman a grind mindset guy.

[John Feitelberg]

I Actually, never watch a movie.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. If you watch the movie. Yeah, he worked up, woke up, and worked out. But aside from that, I don't know. Like, he was pretty busy killing.

[John Feitelberg]

Really?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

You think he was jelly dying too much?

[Kevin Clancy]

He was like. He was. He had a lot of axe play.

[John Feitelberg]

I didn't. Wouldn't he, like, kind of go to work, like, wake up.

[Kevin Clancy]

The movie starts with him, like, his. His morning routine and he exercises and he. Yeah, he talks about how he can do. I can do a thousand now. Crunches. Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

But that's pretty much all that there is to the grind mindset, guys. Like, it's kind of just their morning routine. And then like chicken and rice at night.

[Kevin Clancy]

There is all of those podcasts you don't have to listen to. It's like three things. It's like, wake up early, exercise, eat health thing. That's it.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay.

[John Feitelberg]

Get him off the network.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay. You have to hear that every day.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. I had a smoothie again this morning.

[Jackie Mac]

I think Darth Vader.

[Kevin Clancy]

Vader kind of. You got to run into Hitler territory there. He's like, yeah, you just got to kill everybody. The. Yeah, bro. I think I'm going to go. Shane Rogan and Jay. Porno Shane. No, cuz he doesn't like podcasts. Dave's done like 10 podcasts. Shane Rogan.

[Kirk Minihane]

And what about, like, Adam and Eve?

[Kevin Clancy]

Who?

[Kirk Minihane]

Adam and Eve were they.

[Kevin Clancy]

But then. Jesus, what character you put in that? What? What. Which. Which category are they going of?

[Kirk Minihane]

Oh, fictional. Real. I actually don't know. Are they. Were they real? They were not.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, they were fictional.

[Kirk Minihane]

They were fake. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, it depends who you ask, obviously. But I would. I would. Fictional category.

[Kirk Minihane]

Put them in fictional with Harry.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Harry Potter, Adam and Eve. I would.

[John Feitelberg]

It's kind of similar where it's like, all right, what are you really doing all day? Like the. The Apple episode. That's a good fight between them. That's. That's a skyrocketing episode. Eat that apple. That one does. Well, other than that, it's kind of just like, yeah, I woke up like, I was naked again.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, that just turned into like a pornhub podcast. But yeah, I don't know. We just. A lot.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, exactly.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, look at the population of the world. Yeah, yeah. The. You think it started and they're like.

[John Feitelberg]

Naked while they do the podcast. So their video views would probably go way up, but they'd have, again, tough for it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, It's. What's the line of the plug podcast with Adam? 22 Plug Talk. Adam and Eve just have someone else from the Bible on every episode.

[John Feitelberg]

And then they wasn't also, like, just them two. So it's not even like they're other people.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, well, no, that would be the hook. They have to bring in a third every time. That's what Plug Talk is, Right. It's Adam and Lena, and there was a snake.

[Jackie Mac]

I don't think that at some point, Right?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes. The snake convinced Eve to eat the. Eat the apple.

[Jackie Mac]

He's the first app, obviously.

[John Feitelberg]

The first app. Yeah, but. But again, like, okay, correct me if I'm wrong, wasn't Adam and Eve, like, they started everything, so it was just them two for a while.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was just Adam at first.

[John Feitelberg]

It's just Adam.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. So again. So it's like, it's hard to bring in a third when they're the only two people on earth, but I think they lasted.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't. I don't actually. I. I really don't know the story either. I don't know. I think.

[John Feitelberg]

So they had to start, like, their kids.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think they populated. And then. I don't know. But I do know when I was a kid, I was away, my whole family went with my dad on some insurance conference, and I told a joke. I was. I don't know, I was young, like a kid telling this joke. And my dad was marching me around the insurance conference just being like, tell them the joke. And then. And I'll tell you what.

[John Feitelberg]

So unfunny, when somebody says, tell them.

[Kevin Clancy]

Tell them the joke. Like, insurance guys were eating it up. They were. It's very sexist. But it was. Again, I don't know where I would even heard this joke at my age. Like, I. I know the trip because we have a family portrait from it. And I'm a kid. I'm a kid, kid telling this joke. And so it's the story of Eden. And Adam was there, and he was really bored, obviously. And he would beg to God every night, can I please have someone else? Like, just someone to talk to, someone to share a life with? And God spoke from the heavens. And he said, adam, I have an idea. I will get you a partner. A partner who will be loving, caring, and beautiful. And she will cook and she'll clean. She'll take care of you. And. And I. I will have that partner ready for you. It. It's gonna cost you an arm and a leg to get that partner. And Adam replied, what can I get for a. And the insurance guys were alone.

[John Feitelberg]

How old are you?

[Kevin Clancy]

I, like, I, I, I honestly, I'll have to. It'll take. It'll be this next week, but I'll send you guys a picture of how old I was. And because we have a family portrait from that trip. And I. I was sub 10 for sure. I was a child. Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, my God. That's funny. I also didn't even put AD Adam 22 in. Adam?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, Adam just covered in tattoos. What's up, guys?

[John Feitelberg]

That. That kind of Adam 22 kind of reminds me of a kind of cute little thought that I had the other day. Like, I feel like, like, right now I, like, I have, like, a lot of different, like, Like, I've been. I've been, like, trying to keep up with, like, a lot of different friends, but, like, I'm happy to have, like, you know, the opportunity to have a bunch of different friends, but, like, I'm trying to keep up with everybody, whatever. Like, I was kind of like, oh. I'm like, it's kind of like whack a mole. Where, like, oh, I got to text this person. I got hang with this person, like, whatever. But I was like, but it's not like, whack mole, because it's like, you know, I'm getting. I'm getting more out of it. Like, it feels more like whack a mole. Seems like, you know, I'm, like, hating life. Like, trying to. Yeah, whack mole, whatever. Like, I was like, maybe it's like, bouncing a lot of plates. Like, it's kind of like that, but, like, it's. It's more like fruitful than that. And I was kind of like, it's kind of like a gang bang where it's like, you know, like, it's like, it's like I'm getting. Or not like I'm getting anything out of it, but there's more like, it's not like whack a mole. It's like you're getting stuff out of life, you know? Like, I feel so, you know, like, it's a mutual back and forth that I have with these people where it's like, I'm jerking one guy off there.

[Kevin Clancy]

Jackie's like, I am fulfilled.

[John Feitelberg]

I'm like, exactly.

[Kevin Clancy]

What else could a girl want other than get gang banged all day, every day?

[John Feitelberg]

No, I'm not saying, like, I'm just saying, like, what the opposite it wasn't. I'm not saying that I, like, enjoy gang bangs, like, getting gang banged. I'm saying, like, I didn't think you did. I'm saying I Feel like the opposite of whack a molecule is probably gang bang, you know?

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh yeah. That's how I think of it for sure. Yeah, well, I guess, right? Cuz like you're trying to keep them.

[John Feitelberg]

Out of holes and they're coming out and it's like erupting, whatever. And I just feel like it's like we all should be living life like it's a gang bang. Like, you know, jerk one guy off over here. Suck one guy over. It's.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's. Life is so funny, you know, you saw me. I am going to start living life like it's a game. Jerk this guy off. I'mma suck that guy off.

[John Feitelberg]

Like you're a little. Anyway, so that was just a cute little.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know why I just thought of this, but I do know why. But you said gang bang and then I pictured. You ever like, been on pornhub and you get like. You see a reverse gang bang. It's just all women in one guy. I'm like, that looks like hell if someone's like, you want to have a reverse gang? Me and my nine girlfriends. What are eight of them gonna do? I have one fucking dick here. I'm just gonna sit on the couch and talk.

[John Feitelberg]

Like I feel like just becomes a dance party where it's like twerking in the corner. Like.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like. Yeah, I don't know. You want to have two of your friends in the corner? I guess, like I can only do what I can do here.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And there's not much I can do with eight people. Eight women. I can't do anything with 16 holes.

[John Feitelberg]

And one penis entirely.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's like the autistic kid playing whack. A mock. He's got the mallet in one hand, he's just banging with other. You're cheating. He's cheating.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay, so to clarify, live your life as if it is an all male gang band. Anyways, what else you guys talk about?

[Kevin Clancy]

I was going to let that one sit. This is where I would start playing a working man on television. I'd be like, I think we're at the end of.

[John Feitelberg]

Why Michael is like, I don't know why. I'm talking about Kingpin.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was reading an article the other day that fucking had said everything I wanted to say about how we're in post nude society. It was an article, I think it was in New York magazine. It was called the Chi Chi Chat. And it's this woman who I think it started obviously with good intentions. And I'm sure it still has good intentions, but it's a group chat. Someone's friend, I think, was just feeling down. The writer's friend was, like, feeling down during the pandemic and just started a group chat and was like, what's up, ladies? Let's show our bodies. Let's be proud of our bodies. And the article is interesting in the sense that it was like. It's. Now that the chat five years on now, is two, like, 250 people deep, I think, you know, obviously don't. The rules are anyone in the chat can invite anyone, anyone, and. And then. And then they are free to share what they want. It can be naked pictures of other people, can be naked pictures of yourself, whatever, but they're often not sexual. It's just, like, to get more comfortable with your bodies or whatever. I think, again, I think it just started as fun, and now it's become this other body positivity thing.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

As. As I understand it. And I was like, that's exactly what nudes are nowadays. That's how they feel. Feel that. Like, they. They feel like they're not meant for this. Does that make sense?

[John Feitelberg]

Sorry, explain just one more time. Like, they. They feel.

[Kevin Clancy]

It just feels like. Like. Like clinical or medical. It doesn't feel like sexy anymore. It's more like, ah, all right.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, look, if you want to say some stuff with it, that's a different. We're talking about a horse of a different color. But if it's just like. If it's just like, here's a titty. I'm like, come on.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, especially like. Like a. You know, a male. Just a dick pic like that. If you don't have any level of sexiness to it. It does feel like it's just like sending it to your doctor to, like, see if. Yeah, it's kind of just like a picture of it. And, like, unless it's really in video.

[Kevin Clancy]

Form, you know, a video, that's a different story. Again, like, now we're taught we're bringing in other motives and other stuff, but if it's just. If you're just like, here's my ass. I'm like, yeah, you want me to.

[John Feitelberg]

Look at your mole? Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

What the am I gonna do with an ass?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, you. Do you. Are you frustrated by this article that you're like, I've been saying this for years.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, no, I'm actually. I'm. I'm like, yes, they. They captured what I've been trying to say. Yeah, I think I've been saying it poorly. Like two nudes. Yeah, like that's what I mean. It feels like, like sexiness is not its main point.

[John Feitelberg]

Interesting.

[Kevin Clancy]

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[John Feitelberg]

Oh no.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was, I was digging this outfit. I thought this outfit looked good. I thought it was was a nice outfit. Bob Fox saw me and just went Peter Griffin head ass. I'm like, oh yeah, this is exactly Peter Griffin's outfit. It is. I mean he's in a long sleeve shirt. But aside from that, I am dressed exactly like Peter Griffin. It reminds me of the time when Nick to I had a brown. I had a green shirt on and brown pants. And Nick Tony went looking good. Shaggy wear Scooby. I can never wear this again.

[John Feitelberg]

Now there was a sin where Pav's Dragon dressed strictly as Charlie Brown. But like when I called you out, you were like, I fully dressed like him a few times.

[Kevin Clancy]

What's your style? Kind of like depressed cartoon. Really what I'm usually going for.

[John Feitelberg]

It's Kim Possible is really one that's like. I think that that's the one where it's really hard to not look. It's kind of like how, like when you like all graphic design is trying not to make a Nazi symbol or a penis.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

It's kind of like outfits are just. For some reason everything just looks like impossible.

[Kevin Clancy]

Impossible. Really?

[Jackie Mac]

Because it's cargo pants with like green.

[John Feitelberg]

Pants and a black top like which I don't, I don't find myself wearing that much. But you run into it. Every girl's run into it at least twice where they're like that I look like impossible.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's very funny. And then the other thing I have, I, I gotta gauge the room. How mad should I be about this situation I'm in right now? So I, I've talked about my doctor before on here.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, I think you have a lot of doctors.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, I go to a Chinese doctor. I go to a Chinese doctor on the Upper east side. I love it with all of my heart. I am the absolute best version of myself at this doctor's office. Like they, it is if you don't know. So everyone there is a Chinese woman except me. Like the receptionist, the patients, the doctors, the nurses. Everyone is a Chinese woman except me. And I don't know how I got there. I don't know who made me that appointment.

[John Feitelberg]

Thank you for clarifying. Except you.

[Kevin Clancy]

I've been going there for two years and every time I walk in there, I just, I leave feeling really, really good about myself because they think I am a giant. Every time I go there it is like Gulliver's Travels. Like they, like they're all up to my sternum and they are all like, can I do the voice? You know, like if I'm sitting on the doctor's thing. When my doctor walks in, she always just says, oh, John. Still super jacked. And I don't know, it makes me feel good. Good. And they, they also, I don't know, I must have gone to see them one time like while I was maybe before Amsterdam or something like that. Cuz they're always asking about my international comedy.

[John Feitelberg]

What?

[Kevin Clancy]

They're, they're like, they, they, they, they're just like, they think I'm really funny and they think I've done. Yeah, they're like. So they like still do shows and I'm always like, yeah, a little bit. Like whatever, I don't know. And they're like, you still traffic international? And I'm like, sure, I don't fucking know. Yeah, whatever. But they laugh really hard at my jokes. Like this, this past time when I went and they were asking Me just like, what I take on a daily basis. And I told them all my medicine and all my pills and stuff, and. And then they're like, and that's it. And I was like, oh, God. Now that you mentioned it, I've been doing heroin. And she thought that was the funniest thing ever.

[John Feitelberg]

That is really funny.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, she, like, oh, my God, Almost collapsed. It's unbelievable. And so. Yeah, so I feel good when I go there. They think I'm big and they think I'm funny. Perfect. And. But so I went last Thursday. Before. Before we were in Chicago. I won last Thursday.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And we had a busy day at work we've had going on. So, like, I. You know, after you go to the doctor, usually you give blood, they run your. Your blood test.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I just. I didn't. I. I think I had a phone call afterwards. Whatever. I didn't. I didn't give block blood, so the doctor's office was on Thursday. I did not give blood that day. Friday, just not in the mood. Monday, I went to Chicago for the week.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

While I'm in Chicago, I'll get three phone calls from the doctors, and I didn't answer any of them. And I. I don't even think I remember to check the voicemails until towards the end of the week. And I checked the voicemails, and they're like, dude, you got a big problem. Like, your blood is bad. Like, we're. We gotta start doing AB scans, we gotta do MRIs. We gotta do a bunch of. Like, you're in again. It was all voicemail. So it wasn't like, you're dying. It was all delivered professionally. But how I heard, it was like.

[John Feitelberg]

You got a big problem.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was like, you. Like. It was like, you're not in a good spot, dude. Yeah, I haven't given him blood, so it's not mine. So I called them on Friday and I was like, hey. Yeah, so I got your voicemails. I haven't given you any of my blood. So whatever blood you're testing and whatever blood is on my chart is not my blood. Because Thursday when I went. I came right here. Friday, I didn't go. Monday, I went to Chicago. It could not. I have not given blood in six months. And I called them to tell them that, and I was like, yeah, so it's just. It's just not my blood. Like, whatever your heart, you have. And they didn't. I. I expected. I. I thought it was gonna be fine money. Like, I thought they're like, oh, we're dumb. Like we mixed up these two things. Not a big deal. We'll check your blood when you give it.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And. And they were like, no, it says here June 12th you gave it. And I was like, no, I'm telling you, I didn't. Yeah. So that's not my blood. And they're like, oh, right, you're sorry. Yeah. So June 16th, you went and you gave blood and I was like, June 16, I was in Chicago. Like I did. That's not my blood. I don't know what you're testing. Has it been my blood the whole time?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And they called me back today and like we're. Now it's like on the third or fourth call that I have to speak to their like, office manager now I'm starting to be like, oh, this feels like a big deal. And I don't know whose blood it's been this whole time.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. So you're worried because they're always telling you that you're healthy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

And you're worried that this time you might be dying.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know. My fear isn't of dying or not dying. I'm fine. My fear is of Dr. Finding the Dr. Now.

[John Feitelberg]

So is this a language barrier to type type situation?

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't think so.

[John Feitelberg]

Where it's like, it's all fun and games until you actually need.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, I don't. I don't think so. Cuz like the, the people I've spoken to are kind of like we. I've had one person who pushed back the, the woman I just talked to at the phone. This gave me pause. The woman I just called back half hour ago whenever you guys were in a call and the receptionist was like, oh, I know who you are. And I kind of laughed. I was like, oh, you know who I am? And. But I'm like, so am I a story like, like, oh, that guy whose blood we always, we always just check a random homeless person's blood every time he comes in. Where are you getting the blood from? I know for a fact I haven't given you my blood.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Do you think that there's a possibility that they're just kind of flubbing the numbers or do you think that they. They've mixed it up with somebody else's?

[Kevin Clancy]

I think they mixed it up. I think they don't know how they mixed it up and that's why they're having the someone else call me.

[John Feitelberg]

Interesting. I don't know how you go about this.

[Kevin Clancy]

I know I don't Want to change doctors, but if they're not checking my blood, I kind of have to.

[John Feitelberg]

I definitely almost went to this doctor I called one time. I made an appointment, and then they called me, and they were like, hey, do you know that we're the Chinese doctor? And I was like, what? And they were like. I was like, is that, like, the name of like. Yeah, they're like, yeah, we're the Chinese doctor. I was like, are you. Are you, like, saying that I can't come? And then. And then they kept saying, like, the Chinese doctor. So I was like, is it brand named, like, the Chinese doctor? Like, and so that. But then. And then I looked it up, and it was like, a Chinese doctor. And, like, it was at a doctor. Company doctor. Yeah, yeah, it was all Chinese doctors.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, see, this is not. This is. It's part of Northwell Health.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh.

[Kevin Clancy]

But just everyone there is Chinese or Asian.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, so, okay, so there's. If you want to continue with your Chinese doctor thing, then I got another Chinese doctor.

[Kevin Clancy]

You do? Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

I mean, they kind of are exclusive. Like, they definitely were calling being like, I ended up switching doctors because, like, they were like, it's worth the Chinese doctor. But there was definitely a language barrier. But I. I could tell in their tone. They said, you're white. We don't want you coming here.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, they. They like, when I walk in there. It is.

[John Feitelberg]

But they love you.

[Kevin Clancy]

But it's. But you can tell that they're, like, not used to seeing people like me.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like, what the.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. So again, like, my Chinese doctor gonna be less warm to you, gonna be less welcoming, but can scratch that. It's.

[Kevin Clancy]

See, I got it.

[John Feitelberg]

This is.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is my problem. I'm so vibes focused where, like, I. I don't know, me and this doc got a great vibe. She might not be checking to see if I'm healthy, but. Yeah, it's more vibes.

[John Feitelberg]

I. I feel. I fear that doctors is kind of the one thing where you can't really factor vibes into it, especially because it seems like they're not that good. Good vibes, most likely equal bad doctor.

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I've gotten bad vibes from good doc. I'm sorry. I've gotten good vibes. I've gotten bad vibes from bad doctors.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Also alternative, though, not to be racist, but Asian, usually.

[Kevin Clancy]

Good doctor. Good doctor.

[John Feitelberg]

So now we're at a standstill here, and it evens out.

[Kevin Clancy]

Did I bring this up on the show? I think I did. I Think it was with Giannis. The. The Chinese exam I saw like a tick tock about or one decides their whole life. It just decides that your life. Life. Yeah, yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

I remember like during SATs, somebody would always give that stat being like, well, at least it's not the Chinese exam. And then I'd kind of be like, I guess.

[Jackie Mac]

What age do you take the Chinese?

[Kevin Clancy]

I think it's like the same, like with age. We take the sat. Okay. But then like, it assigns you your college, your profession, and the rest of your life.

[John Feitelberg]

I kind of with it.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like I do not with it. I've had 20 jobs in the last 10 years.

[John Feitelberg]

In those 10 years. Yeah. No, you haven't.

[Kevin Clancy]

Of course I have have.

[John Feitelberg]

In the last 10 years.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

You've been here for more than 10.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay, so in the last 15 years. Okay, I've had. I've had over 20 years. I've had 20 jobs at this company. For sure, it's been at this company. But I've done 20 occupations.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, but. But that's the whole point is like, you don't. You want, like, if somebody could just be like, hey, this is the path that you're gonna go on, then you don't have to around with all these jobs.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, I know. I like all these jobs. I like some doing something new next year. I like doing something new. Like, I don't want a job.

[John Feitelberg]

First of all, to clarify, you've had the same job for the past 15 years. Don't act like you're like this job Nomad.

[Kevin Clancy]

Not a job Nomad, but we, we do different things. Like, doing the same thing every day would kill me.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

And we do different. Like, you know, there was blogging, there was merch making, there's podcasting, There's. It's, it's. Yeah, I'm not pretending I've had all these different W2s and different desks. Yeah, but like, we get to do different, different stuff. And I. If I had one job for the rest of my life, I would not enjoy that.

[John Feitelberg]

Do you think that the, the, the Chinese exam even, like, has creative. Like, is podcasting an option that you can. If you fail it, you just go.

[Kevin Clancy]

To podcast, they hand you a copy, a bootleg copy of a working man. Why don't you go get by a mic? I actually saw Tyler, the creator said he, like, it was pretty funny where he's like, why the is everyone on a microphone? We need electricians too, man. Yeah, you're probably right, Tyler.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Yeah, I, I I don't. I don't hate the idea, though, of, like, I do feel like it's like you're. They were most ambitious when you're 18. And like, if. If that's when, like, I. I feel like actually I was.

[Kevin Clancy]

You were most ambitious. 18.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, I was.

[Jackie Mac]

You had the biggest dream.

[John Feitelberg]

I had the biggest dreams, but, like, I was kind of like. Like I was ready to be an engineer. I. I applied to.

[Jackie Mac]

You coded, too, right?

[John Feitelberg]

Coded, yeah, coding, engineering. I was gonna be at Tulane. I had a scholarship to Tulane for engineering. Yeah. Explain that. We could have been. We could have been, you know. Well, I guess I would have missed you. I know. Point is, like, like, at 18, I.

[Kevin Clancy]

Knew where you were walking, and I was like, I'll let Jackie. Like, I was.

[John Feitelberg]

I was on track to be an engineer, and now I can't even form a sentence.

[Kirk Minihane]

Well, I can't either. And I went to Tulane.

[John Feitelberg]

That's more of a take on Tulane. But. Yeah, but, like, I could have. I could have used a little bit more direction, and I'm very happy with.

[Kevin Clancy]

But that's different than what we're saying because you're like. I think what I'm hearing is, like, at 18, you're your most ambitious, and I, I think when you have ambition, you don't need direction. Like, you're. I'm gonna go get it.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, that's true.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I, I, I needed. I needed direction at 18, I did not need. I don't think I had ambition or direction. I was just like, I'm doing what the. I want.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. What did you think you were going to be again?

[Kevin Clancy]

I never even thought about it.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, really?

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, my family, like, kind of thought I was going to be a lawyer, but, like, there's a lot of lawyers and judges and. Or a judge. But I, I had no plan lines. I was just.

[Jackie Mac]

I was going to be in the NBA.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, I definitely wanted to work for barstool. Like, bars. I didn't know if I wanted to work here, but, like, it was a website I was obsessed with and loved, and I liked that lane. But I did. I. I had, I had no ambit. Not. It wasn't even. I didn't have an ambition. I was like, I'm just gonna hang out.

[John Feitelberg]

He's been vibes guy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. I was just being. I did, like, my college counselors work.

[John Feitelberg]

For that Chinese doctor.

[Kevin Clancy]

My college counselors had to beg me to do admissions and, like, to apply to colleges, and I went to a school where, like, you did not apply. To college. Everyone who went to that school went to college. And I was like, ah, I'll get around to it. Yeah, it worked out.

[Jackie Mac]

I think you needed a doctor though. You can. I'm sure that bag was just on the table for a couple weeks and then they picked it up.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh God. They called me back as I was talking about it.

[John Feitelberg]

You have to get the Chinese doctor on the. On the podcast.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, wait, no, no. This is a 401 number. Never mind.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, have you guys been getting a bunch of random calls recently? Like spam calls recently?

[Kevin Clancy]

That's my life. I am always getting spam calls.

[Jackie Mac]

My phone's been a disaster lately and it's ruining my life. Kind of similar to. You haven't been getting pictures on your phone. But no, no, I'm saying like my phone, like I'll text someone. I saw that. I texted them and then that text will just go to a different person. And like the other day I asked someone to hang out. Next thing you know, I'm hanging out with someone else. And then the other thing that's going on with my phone is like, I've tried to change my alarm a million times. This is the.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh.

[Jackie Mac]

And it just goes off at random times throughout the day. This is the only alarm that it'll give me. And it's the worst. I can't even find it now. They must have got rid of it. But it's like this sci fi horror that pops up every single day. It's causing. It just happened. It happened during the wedding too. Like I went to a wedding this weekend, just started coming. I just hear this horror noise just popping off in the middle.

[Kevin Clancy]

You got a Horace noise going through the wedding?

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah, I'm getting planned with. With people I don't want to hang out with and horror noises are coming from my phone.

[Kevin Clancy]

So that's what.

[John Feitelberg]

I had something to say.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dude, I. I would. Sorry, go ahead.

[John Feitelberg]

No, I was just gonna say that. Underutilized. Changing somebody's. Oh, this is the somebody's. Yeah. I don't know if you can play it technically.

[Jackie Mac]

Imagine this. Just 6:30 every morning.

[John Feitelberg]

My mom's. That's my mom's like text alert thing, which is really crazy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Really?

[John Feitelberg]

Or she does like full ringtones every time she gets a text. It's godamn awful. Like she'll be like in text conversation, like full alarm.

[Kevin Clancy]

I always just. I'll just. My mom has her thing on too. She just has the regular ding. But just go. You know, you can mute that. I say it to her every time. You know, you can make that.

[John Feitelberg]

I. I used to. I used to love going into people's phones and changing shortcuts. What's it just like, what. Like every time they tried to use the word like, idk it just like. And I don't. And I don't do that anymore. And also under. Utilizing, like, changing people's voicemails or not voicemails, but ringtones. So I should all get more into that.

[Kevin Clancy]

I. I went to the Apple Store.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Recently. The. I still pads this. The. I went. I went. As you guys know, I don't get pictures on my phone.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I didn't.

[John Feitelberg]

This is the air conditioning problem all over again, where it's like, just fix it. Just fix it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes. Well. Well, I went to the Apple Store to fix it.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, cool.

[Kevin Clancy]

So the reason my. I wasn't getting is the. Or at least what I thought I wasn't getting. My icloud was full, and I. I don't know how to deal with that. So I just went to the Apple Store. And your parents, like, no, I've been. I've been off parents since I was a kid.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay. Adults.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Wow.

[Kevin Clancy]

I wanted. When the iPhone came out, I wanted an iPhone. We were a Verizon family, but iPhone was only on at&t. And my mom was like, you can get it, but, like, you got to get off the family plan. And if you're off the family plan, like, you got to pay for it. I was like, 17 or 18 or whatever. I was. And I was like, done deal. And now my entire family is still on the family plan. And I have paid 150 bucks a month for 20 years. Really one of my worst financial decisions of all time. I actually have a. I work at a company where they'll pay. Pay for it as long as I just fill out one little thing. And I won't do that either. Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

I feel that I would not do that.

[Kevin Clancy]

But anyway, so the. I went to the Apple Store and I was like. I was like, yo, my phone doesn't get pictures. And he was like, okay. And I was like, my icloud's full. And he's like, that doesn't. And by the way, what do I even have an icloud for? He was like, what? I was like, why do I need an icloud? And he's like, well, to save all your. But I don't need to save anything. And he goes, well, you do need to. I said, no, I don't. I don't need anything saved. I don't want like my text messages saved for eternity. They don't need to be like once a conversation if it can't fit on the phone anymore, it can be lost at the sands of time. I don't need it on my icloud. I was like, I don't need any of my pictures. I don't need any of my videos. I don't need anything. Like nothing is something that I need forever. Yeah, it's just nonsense in my phone. And he's like, okay. And he's like looking at my phone. He's like, no, it's actually not the icloud. That's not the reason you're getting the pictures. Have you updated your settings? And I was like, I don't know. And he goes, well, do you know how to get to settings? I was like, yeah, I know how to get to settings. And like, we weren't being dicks, but like, we were like, we were kind of laughing. I was like, yeah, I know how to get to settings kind of deal. And. And then I'm looking through settings and I can't find whatever he told me to go find. And he goes, he goes, can I ask you a question? I said, yeah. He goes, how familiar are you with your phone? And I was like, what are you asking me? He's like, do you know how. Do you know how to use it? I was like, look, man, I know how to use the phone, okay? I can use.

[John Feitelberg]

You sound like an old guy.

[Kevin Clancy]

I know how to use my phone as a phone. I know how to like, I know what I need it from it. And he goes, okay, okay. I just, I'm just saying. Cause like, we do have classes upstairs. He goes, it's usually elderly people, but like, you might be able to want to take one through. You know what, man, I'm going to take my phone and I'm going to get out of here. So I still have my same phone. I'm not taking a class. But I do get pictures. I do get pictures because he was right. I had updated my phone, so I updated my phone. So I get pictures now.

[John Feitelberg]

That's really funny though. That's also like an old person response being like, you know what, I'm just going to leave.

[Kevin Clancy]

I had other stuff. I wanted to get there too. I went to get a new phone, but I was like, you know what? I need new headphones and I'll grab, grab like a new charger. And I was like, no, I'm not getting anything. I'm so. See you later. I know how to use a phone, thank you very much.

[John Feitelberg]

My grandma, like, seriously, when she gets bored, she just goes and like picks fights with like random workers. Like, she'll just go to Nordstrom and be like, hey, I'm trying to find a dress for my daughter's or my granddaughter's wedding. And they'll be like, well, okay, like, what do you want? And then she's like, well, she's not actually getting married, so I wouldn't know yet. And then, and then they'll be like, but you want I don't know what to wear to her wedding. And then she'll tell us about it. Could you believe that? Could you believe what they said to me? I'm like, wait, what?

[Kevin Clancy]

So your grandma will go to the mall and pick fights with people?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Or sometimes they'll be like, she's a.

[Kevin Clancy]

15 year old me.

[John Feitelberg]

Somebody was just like, cherry Joe's. She'd be like, why don't you guys have this? And they'll be like, I don't, I don't know. Like, I don't pick. And she goes, well, who do I talk to to get some like, caramels here? I don't know, she just like, she's kind of like, she's the best.

[Kevin Clancy]

Who do I talk to to get some caramels?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Anyways, I, I also real quick, I, I just want to say I did go to the doctor. I got blood work recently and I've been having an issue where I have to pee like a lot. Like, I like, can't stop. I don't have. It's not a uti. A very utter whatever, but I have to pee. Like, I can't like sleep through the night without having to pee like three times. And they got my blood work back and sure enough, it said, like, there's a bunch of like, kit. Like all the kidney stuff was like high, like in the red. So then I call her and I was like, hey. She was. And she would like message me back. She was like, everything looks good. But I was like, hey, like the kidney stuff, like, looks like it's pretty bad. And also like, I have been. I told you about my pee issues, like, whatever. And she was like, I think it's fine. And then I have. So I was just like, all right, I guess I'll take your word for it. Do I need a second opinion? No, she said, I think it's fine. But like, the blood work super didn't look fine.

[Kevin Clancy]

You only get second opinion when it's bad.

[John Feitelberg]

What? But it Looked. It looked bad. She just was like, I think it's fine.

[Kirk Minihane]

Wait, how do you know what looks bad for kidney levels?

[John Feitelberg]

Because it has, like, a scale of, like, green to red, you know, and then it was way in the red. That's happened before.

[Kirk Minihane]

The same kidney thing where mine looks looked bad, and I just was like, they'll tell me if it's bad. And I just.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, well, okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think all that. They give a pretty wide berth. Just like, everybody is different. Yeah, like. Like, I know my. My family. We all have high liver enzymes.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, yeah. Same. I do, too.

[Kevin Clancy]

Every. I think everyone. Everyone I talked to is like, oh, yeah, we have those too. Like, I think it's just. We should just move the gauge.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, all right, here's where the comfortable safe zone is.

[Jackie Mac]

But.

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[Kirk Minihane]

You want this before voicemails? Okay, do you guys know what the Pentagon pizza meter is? Tell me so I can tell you about it that you don't know. You don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

I have no idea. I did see your tweet about it, but I had no idea what you were talking about.

[Kirk Minihane]

Oh, yeah, I forgot that people see those. The Pentagon pizza meter is basically like, people have been tracking for a long time for, like, decades. Like, the number of pizza orders around the Pentagon, like, in Pennsylvania and D.C. like, the. Just the general area of the Pentagon and White House and stuff. And every single time there's been, like, a major world thing, like, American, like, event like us killing Osama or other things like that, the, like, pizza orders in the area go, like, skyrocket. And I was like, I'm gonna check this. And I, like, looked it up, and they. And this was on Friday. And they. The pizza meter was, like, breaking. And I was like, I texted my family, go, pizza meter going off. Like, watch the news tomorrow. And then what happened? Saturday, we bombed the country. So I called it from the pizza.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, wait, that's crazy, right?

[Kirk Minihane]

People need to pay attention to that.

[John Feitelberg]

So it's just because the late nights.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, yeah, it makes sense. The Pentagon's working late. Yeah, they order pizza.

[Kirk Minihane]

Yeah, but get something else. Because then the other Iran could have seen that and been like, the pizza guys.

[Jackie Mac]

Well, I thought they were having pizza pizza parties.

[Kirk Minihane]

I like to celebrate.

[Jackie Mac]

I thought they were celebrating.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is like, the hoodsies have been going crazy.

[Kirk Minihane]

But it's weird because it's not just pizza orders to, like, those buildings. If I have it correct, it's like, just in the area. It's like, is there a vibe in the air that people want pizza?

[John Feitelberg]

Wait, that's so funny. I wonder if they, like, legitimately have to, like, start ordering sushi or something.

[Kirk Minihane]

Sal. Yeah. People were saying, why don't they get sales or something instead?

[Kevin Clancy]

The. But also, the. That is a good call on how you got that. The other thing I was thinking about that. We all knew about that pretty well in advance, right?

[Kirk Minihane]

Bombing Iran.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Kirk Minihane]

Not me.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, but no, I don't. I don't mean as, like, I had inside information or anything like that, but, like, there was a tweet that was like, on Saturday afternoon, maybe, Like, I saw it and I dismissed it because it was on Twitter. So I was like, ah, maybe that's real bad. Maybe it's not.

[John Feitelberg]

I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

But it was like there was a tweet, like, Saturday afternoon or whatever day that the bombers took off, where it was like, the tweet said something to the effect of. Because, you know, we can just see in America every plane that takes, like, how we track private jets and stuff. And it was something to the effect of like, six. I think the number was six bombers just took off from Blank Air Force base or naval base in Missouri. They are the exact kind of aircraft that would be needed to carry out a mission striking.

[Kirk Minihane]

But that Was on Saturday. The tweet was on Saturday because pizza was Friday night.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was whenever it was. It was before the bombing because again, I saw. I just, I didn't give it much thought. I just scroll past it. Like again, everything I see on Twitter, the B2S. Yeah. And I was like, all right, like, sure. And then the next day I was like, huh, that tweet was right.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Should we be worried about that?

[Kevin Clancy]

Speak to someone more important than I to figure that one out.

[John Feitelberg]

Okay.

[Kirk Minihane]

I don't think we should be worried. My political science professor still emails me from college and he emailed me, he was like, un, I know you were really worried. Like I guess you remember I got worried about a war or something and he emailed me to be like, don't worry, like, I think we're fine right now.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, he was sweet.

[John Feitelberg]

That could have been my professor.

[Jackie Mac]

I had a tough one when that that news broke. Probably because I went like, no phone this weekend. Do not disturb. And then the only text that I really got really looked at was my brother text me Kevin Aran to the Rockets. Someone came up to me at the wedding I was at. I was like, you see the news pretty crazy. And I was like, crazy. I know. I didn't see that one coming. And a couple, you know, a couple more sentences went by. I was like, I just don't see how Katie is going to fit on the Rockets.

[Kevin Clancy]

No way.

[Jackie Mac]

And then he informed me that we are might be at war.

[John Feitelberg]

You see, like cuz everyone's in a love island right now. So like some people saw like new bomb and they were like my. A new bomb shell. New bomb. But yeah. All right, well, somebody let me know when to get worried.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dude, how funny would it be if you get drafted? Imagine you get drafted.

[John Feitelberg]

I went last one perhaps.

[Kirk Minihane]

Would you get drafted or would you two get drafted?

[Kevin Clancy]

He's out.

[John Feitelberg]

You're out next week.

[Jackie Mac]

I'm out next week. Bang of draft.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Yes.

[Kevin Clancy]

25.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, so I'm out.

[Kirk Minihane]

So you're prime. But we're girls. They're not doing that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think women get drafted.

[Kirk Minihane]

They don't, right?

[John Feitelberg]

Really?

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, we haven't had a draft. Women certainly weren't drafted last time.

[Kirk Minihane]

You've like taken Advil in the last month. They won't draft you. There's like so many things not actually Advil.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh really?

[Kirk Minihane]

Like I'm on so many meds, like I'm disqualified from the draft like 20 times over.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

A part of me would Be curious. But I, I actually know I wouldn't last one day. And like, I have a fear of losing a leg. And, and that's just like, I don't want to risk it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Tell that to the general.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, like, oh, so you're.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know what? I got this thing about losing a leg. I don't think it's going to work out.

[John Feitelberg]

It's my right leg specifically.

[Kirk Minihane]

I feel like you need your toenails too, probably.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh my God. My toenail is on my right one. I actually, seriously, when I'm editing, I was like, oh, my God, I talked to my toenail for. There's straight up 10 minutes.

[Kevin Clancy]

10 minutes. What else you got?

[Kirk Minihane]

Haley Bieber. This is kind of more like pop culture, but had no ring on. She stepped out without her wedding ring, which was kind of crazy. I don't know.

[John Feitelberg]

I am personally, I've been a day one. Like, they hate each other. I think that they hate each other. I, I love Hailey Bieber and I. And I feel like Justin has gone through a rough, rough patch. But like, everyone who is like, no, they're fine. Like, you're. You all are reading too much into it. I don't think so. I think they seriously hate each other.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, I always think this, all of this stuff is far too read into by people. But you don't accidentally take your wedding.

[Kirk Minihane]

I think I always agree with you. But this stuff is crazy. Like, he posted, I'm assuming you guys probably saw like on Mother's Day, he posted like, mother's Day sucks. And I was just like, what? And then on Father's Day she commented on a post, father's Day sucks.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, like, this is weird.

[Kirk Minihane]

You guys have a baby. Like a newborn baby.

[John Feitelberg]

She like reposted a tick tock the other day that was like a compilation of Justin Bieber being addicted people to like paparazzi. So you hate him just like you hate him. And it's fine, most people hate their.

[Kevin Clancy]

Husbands, but just you're in the majority of anything.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, seriously, it's perfectly normal.

[Kirk Minihane]

Last one thing I wrote.

[John Feitelberg]

Oh, sorry. No, you go.

[Kirk Minihane]

One more thing I wrote down that I just thought was crazy is that meta AI, according to Zuckerberg, has a million. A billion monthly users, which is. Is not like an eighth of the whole world uses AI every month.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I mean, like, I, I don't keep track of the numbers, but Facebook's numbers have been obviously growing for a long time. Like a billion. Doesn't shock me. I, I remember seeing Facebook's like daily users at like 600 million or 700 million, and that's all. WhatsApp got everyone in Europe, Instagram's got everyone in America. Like, and then Facebook's got everyone in India.

[Kirk Minihane]

But I think not just meta. Like, meta AI stuff, like, using, like, generative.

[Kevin Clancy]

I. I bet I would.

[Kirk Minihane]

I think it includes, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think that just means anyone using a meta product.

[John Feitelberg]

I obviously.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know, but I think that just means. But maybe.

[Kirk Minihane]

Maybe it means it's an AI. It's like AI users. But they.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I think.

[Kirk Minihane]

I think, like, just trying to make it look.

[Kevin Clancy]

The name of the parent company now, I think is meta AI. So I think anyone who uses Instagram, WhatsApp, Facebook is a user of meta AI. But again, I'm. I'm speculating. I'm not. I'm not hard on that.

[John Feitelberg]

Ben Klein just started a TikTok account that. Where he has AI create videos of aliens cutting space fruit. And it's ASMR. So you can hear, like, the squishing and every new. And it's kind of like green hands will just be cutting, like, you know, some fruit that looks like it's, like, from another world. And he's planning on getting really rich from that, and I hope the best for him. So go follow. I think it's alien space hands, space fruit, asmr, or something like that.

[Kirk Minihane]

I've been thinking about making, like, an AI ASMR account because of how much I love watching them. And I'm not like an AI consumer usually, but I keep watching. You guys have to all go watch this. Glass fruit AI cutting.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, that's what he was saying.

[Kirk Minihane]

Oh, my God. It's so fun to watch.

[John Feitelberg]

It's just like, glass fruit. That's.

[Kirk Minihane]

Yeah. And like, the knife, like, the way. It's like. Like, I've never really gotten asmr and, like, I get it. It's like, I'm like, oh. I get, like, chills when I watch it. I don't know. There's a lot. There's a lot of versions. The lava ones are really good. There's, like, cutting lava, eating lava. Like, lava mukbangs now. And it'll just be like a person, like, eating lava. And I'm like, I need to try that.

[Kevin Clancy]

What?

[Kirk Minihane]

No, I'm gonna send it to you because it's.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like.

[Kirk Minihane]

It's a. It's a rabbit hole.

[Kevin Clancy]

So you will watch an AI person eat lava. Be like, that's the dream for a while. Yeah.

[John Feitelberg]

Hey, guys, what's up?

[Kevin Clancy]

First Time.

[John Feitelberg]

Long time. I'm just submitting this because there is no way that I just spent 35 minutes inside of my gym trying to figure out what is wrong with my headphones, because the May 15 episode is only playing out of my right. Out of my left headphone. And I was like, what. What's wrong with my headphones? I reset them. I reconnected them. I put. Took them out, put them back in. And of course, I finally. I'm ready to say, like, oh, they're finally broken. Like, I'm gonna have to get some new headphones. And I end up playing the next track, and it works perfectly. All right. And then I tried another, and it's.

[Kevin Clancy]

Only in the left.

[John Feitelberg]

What are you. Did you only drop the audio track for the May 15 episode? I don't even care if this makes the ep. I don't even care if this makes a show. Like, what's going on? Screened you.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. So I just learned this.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. Cool. Thank you for sending this directly to my boss.

[Kirk Minihane]

I was saying that he knew the words to say left audio track. He's like, did you just drop the left audio track?

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah. And here's what happens is my computer automatically drops the left audio track, and I forgot to on May 15th. And I got away with it. Up until now, I think maybe there was, like, one thing, but. Yeah, that was one. Where.

[Kevin Clancy]

Was it?

[Jackie Mac]

Was that the one?

[John Feitelberg]

That was.

[Kevin Clancy]

That was the one.

[John Feitelberg]

And then it was like, Pabs did it perfectly. He, like, completely helped me out while I was on jury duty. And then I did one thing. Like, I just touched the podcast and of course it up. Like, I. I. Yeah, Again, thanks for bringing this up. I got away with it. Sorry about the May 15 episode. My computer has some weird glitch where only exports on one audio track back. And that's what you heard, But I replaced it before 9am so if you probably listened to it before 9am and if you didn't, then you got a good audio. I would like to formally apologize for the May 15 episode. Yeah, it's okay. Steve's gonna take over the podcast edit soon anyway.

[Caller]

Hey, guys. Second time caller. I called back in in October, maybe of last year. This is kind of a little update. I was the guy that won the $200,000 on that random Sunday playing DraftKings. I called in to ask you guys if I should tell people or not. Well, you guys did that for me, so, sure enough, about an hour after you guys posted the video on Instagram and Twitter, my phones are blowing up. From friends, co workers, family members, all that stuff. Finding out that I won the money, which actually was awesome because they found out that I won the money through a video of me saying that I'm not going to tell them that I won the money. So it was great. People are very happy for me. People I worked loved it. I end up getting promoted, not because of that per se, but it probably helps a little bit. Good networking and a lot of random people. Some VPs at this very large company I work at like come up to me and be like, oh my God, you're the DraftKings guy. From there, I had one guy take me out to go play golf to talk about strategies on that. So all that worked out pretty well and probably has enhanced my career a little bit in a weird way. What else did I do with what I did? The money. So I did a lot of traveling. I went to Costa Rica, kind of splurged a little bit there, went to Europe two different times. I bought engagement ring and proposed to my girlfriend, now fiance in Switzerland.

[Kevin Clancy]

Right.

[Caller]

I did all that. I had to write a big check to the government, so they didn't withhold any taxes when I got the money. So I had to set aside some money, which I did into a high yield savings account. And then come April, I had to write a $65,000 check to the government. Like what do they do to help.

[Kevin Clancy]

Me win that money?

[Caller]

That was not fun. So did that. And then I used the remaining money left over to help pay for grad school. So I got my company paying, paying for some of it and I now have DraftKings paying for the rest of it. So I'm going at night, a couple days a week and doing that. So overall I got a lot of hate for this. But no, it did not change my life. It just kind of enhanced it a bit and a lot of did a couple help me do a couple cool things. So. But yeah, I'm still just living my normal middle America white collar job life and it's all been really good. So thanks guys for help outing me. And you know, I still play Drop Kings almost every day. I'm just waiting for the next one. You know, I can pay for my honeymoon like that. So awesome. So thanks all again and we'll talk soon.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, dude, dude, that is exactly what you should do when you, if you have an influx of cash, go on vacation, do something important for your life.

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah, that used every dollar perfectly.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think I, I also think I always try, obviously our callers, when you call them. They, they, we use their face and stuff like that. But like, personally, I always try and keep names everything out just because, like, I still feel like barstool and KFC radio has like this negative negativity attached to it where it's like, oh, if you. Same thing you guys are talking about where you're like, I don't tell my friends they listen to podcasts or like, I don't know, I just think, like, people do not want to be on barstool.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And so I always try and keep people off, but I guess there are good things that can happen. Yeah, yeah, I, I, I would. I'm not gonna change the way I go about things, but I have always, like, don't, like, I don't post my friends. I don't like, do stuff like that because I like, ah, you're just gonna get in trouble at work.

[John Feitelberg]

Yeah, something like that.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I guess times, they are changing.

[John Feitelberg]

Hell yeah. He seems, it's like the, you know, we made the right person rich type, famous type thing. It's like I feel like he was in the. He, he. The lottery. He.

[Kevin Clancy]

Shout out picking.

[John Feitelberg]

Switzerland too, too Bridge.

[Jackie Mac]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Not, not with this complexion. I'm guessing there was a pop over in Dublin. Like, I like Switzerland's a wild choice. I like that Marty and Reed is one of their honeymoon too. So maybe Switzerland's popping off at the moment. Podcast over. Podcast over.

[John Feitelberg]

I like, I like ending it. Podcast over.

[Kevin Clancy]

Podcast over.

[John Feitelberg]

Like and subscribe.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, like and subscribe. Podcast over.

[John Feitelberg]

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[Jackie Mac]

Podcast not over.

[Kevin Clancy]

Podcast. 20 more minutes. All right, thanks for watching. Make sure you subscribe like and leave a comment below. Click that button or I'll cut off my finger.