Mama's Got Bills to Pay - Full Episode

Summary

Podcast Summary: KFC Radio – "Mama's Got Bills to Pay"
Release Date: June 5, 2025
Hosted by KFC and John Feidelberg

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1. Exciting Barstool Projects on the Horizon

Kevin Clancy opens the episode with enthusiasm about multiple Barstool initiatives currently in development:

• Tires Season 2 Premiere: The hosts are tuning in from Austin, Texas, to cover the highly anticipated second season.

• LA Mascots – Barstool's First Scripted Reality Show:
  Kevin Clancy [00:42]: "They dropped a trailer for the first season of the LA Mascots, the first ever Barstool Sports scripted reality show."

• Barstool Sports Summer House Cast Announcement:
  The cast includes notable personalities such as Tommy Smokes, Nikki Smokes, Nado, Mike Kdick, Katic, and Dante the Dog, along with female participants Anaka, Ella, and Brie.

John Feidelberg reflects on the significance of these projects, likening the current buzz to a "Super Bowl" moment for Barstool.

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2. Behind-the-Scenes: The KFC Radio Cinematic Universe

The hosts discuss the expanding Barstool "cinematic universe," highlighting the interconnectedness of their projects.

Kevin Clancy [01:10]: "It's popping off in our, in the KFC Radio cinematic universe. I was gonna say that it's a whole, you know, family production now."

They emphasize the continuous growth and the collaborative spirit fueling these endeavors, despite previous intentions to scale back.

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3. Personal Anecdotes and Host Dynamics

A. Awkward Gym Encounters

A significant portion of the episode revolves around an amusing and awkward gym experience shared by John Feidelberg and Jackie:

• John's Intentions:
  John Feidelberg [04:58]: "I was like, oh, maybe he's just super stoned, but I don't think you were."

• Jackie's Reaction:
  Jackie [03:01]: "We're so awkward. I was actually trying to avoid each other at the gym."

Their playful banter highlights the camaraderie and light-hearted tension among the hosts.

B. Reality TV Aspirations and Challenges

The conversation shifts to Jackie's potential role in the upcoming reality show:

• Jackie's Concerns:
  Jackie [10:20]: "My style... I'm slightly worried about, like, close proximity and alcohol. Like, drunk Jackie."

• Kevin's Supportive Remarks:
  Kevin Clancy [10:37]: "I think it's more likely that you bring a stranger home than hook up with anyone."

They delve into Jackie's fear of drama and her desire to maintain her image, contrasting it with the unpredictable nature of reality TV.

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4. Navigating the Entertainment Landscape

A. Scripted vs. Unscripted Content

Kevin Clancy and John Feidelberg discuss the nuances of creating scripted content within the Barstool framework:

• On Scripted Show Creation:
  John Feidelberg [30:07]: "How could it not be fucking little cinematic mascots."

• Reception and Production Quality:
  Kevin Clancy [30:29]: "It's something that everybody really should support from, like, the Barstool world."

They express hope for the success of "LA Mascots," emphasizing the effort and creativity invested in its production.

B. Vlogging and Content Creation Challenges

The hosts share their struggles with vlogging and maintaining authentic on-camera personas:

• Kevin on Vlogging:
  Kevin Clancy [44:04]: "They don't even know like is it close? You don't even know anything. It could be closed. It could be like power tools number one."

• John's Reflections:
  John Feidelberg [46:22]: "Like, like, three cameras and, like, very much in public doesn't matter."

This segment underscores the difficulty in balancing personal authenticity with the demands of content creation.

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5. Reflections on Aging and Personal Growth

The hosts engage in a philosophical discussion about aging, memory, and personal evolution:

• John on Emotional Resilience:
  John Feidelberg [22:10]: "I've been doing that recently where, like, I do something embarrassing during the day and I lay in bed and I think about it at night."

• Kevin's Insight on Forgetting Moments:
  Kevin Clancy [23:00]: "Eventually everybody just kicks the bucket, just hanging out."

They explore how time diminishes the weight of daily embarrassments and the inevitability of aging, interspersed with humorous takes on glimpses of longevity.

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6. Interactions with the Broader Barstool Community

A. Feuds and Personalities

The episode touches upon internal dynamics within the Barstool community, specifically the tension between Dave Portnoy and Kirk:

• Kevin on the Dave-Kirk Feud:
  Kevin Clancy [73:08]: "Dave, like, usually can kind of crack the whip and people will fall in line. And Kirk's like, I don't. Whatever."

• John's Counterpoint:
  John Feidelberg [55:23]: "I also think the Kirk crazy is overstated."

The discussion highlights the balancing act between forceful leadership and independent personalities within the organization.

B. External Influences and Content Reception

The hosts comment on how external events and personalities influence content creation and audience reception:

• Kevin's Observation on Content Trends:
  Kevin Clancy [62:01]: "I like watching, like, the trends of the world struggle and get better. I have no interest in watching someone who's like, a low handicap be good."

• John's Take on Audience Preferences:
  John Feidelberg [62:02]: "They're two different worlds."

This segment underscores the varying interests of their audience and the challenges in catering to diverse content preferences.

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7. Lighthearted Banter and Final Thoughts

As the episode nears its conclusion, the hosts engage in playful exchanges and humorous ideas for future content:

• Innovative Business Ideas:
  Jackie [83:25]: "It's a store... you have to buy something, man."

• Humorous Pranks and Skits:
  Kevin Clancy [88:13]: Discusses potential pranks involving hotel amenities like incense.

• Self-Deprecating Humor:
  Jackie [89:27]: "If I could find the stats from, like, years ago, I'll drop them."

The episode wraps up with the hosts maintaining their trademark humor, setting the stage for future episodes and content releases.

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Conclusion

"Mama's Got Bills to Pay" on KFC Radio offers listeners a blend of Barstool's latest project updates, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions about content creation and community dynamics. Through engaging dialogue and humor, KFC and Feitelberg provide a comprehensive look into the multifaceted world of Barstool Sports, ensuring both current fans and newcomers find value and entertainment in their conversations.

Notable Quotes:

• Kevin Clancy [00:42]: "They dropped a trailer for the first season of the LA Mascots, the first ever Barstool Sports scripted reality show."

• John Feidelberg [22:10]: "I've been doing that recently where, like, I do something embarrassing during the day and I lay in bed and I think about it at night."

• Kevin Clancy [46:22]: "But when it's like, be cool or funny in real life. I don't think I am."

• Jackie [83:25]: "What region would have the best thrifting?"

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Transcript

[Kevin Clancy]

Hey, KFC Radio listeners. You can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. We're down in Austin, Texas. A hotel episode. It's a monster episode for us. We got three major things. We're here in Austin for the Tires Season 2 premiere. We just announced out of order announced they dropped a trailer for the first season of the LA Mascots, the first ever barstool Sports scripted reality show, scripted TV show. And Dave and everybody on unnamed show just announced the cast for the Barstool Sports summer house.

[John Feidelberg]

The Summer Jackie.

[Kevin Clancy]

The summer of Jackie is here. Summer of Jackie is upon us. Where do we begin? That's, I mean, there's, there's a lot there.

[Jackie]

I was gonna say it's kind of this, it's kind of. You're the man of the hour.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, I was going to disagree. You just had two shows dropped.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, let me chime in as the third guy. I'm, I love watching all this happen. I love, like, you got your thing. You guys got your thing. It's popping off in our, in the KFC radio cinematic universe. I was gonna say that it's a whole, you know, family production now.

[John Feidelberg]

I was gonna say that to, to I like, or I was thinking about it on the flight. Like, this is kind of our Super Bowl. Yeah. Like, this is cool that we're at the number one comedy show Netflix premiere. Like, that's pretty cool.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, I, I, I always hate to do the, like, I never know how to say these things or do these things, especially in the barstool world where everything gets dissected and picked apart. But like, I feel like a lot of the cool we do goes under the radar. I feel like it's pretty cool that we do these things and it's just like totally common and normal that it's like, you know, we're here for the premiere. Are, are you, are you saying why we're here?

[John Feidelberg]

I, I, I, I think I'm gonna stick. I think it's a better story if you've seen it.

[Kevin Clancy]

But, but, but we're saying that you're in it.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So, yeah, you're just in tires like that. That's something that, like, you know, five, certainly 10 years ago, maybe five years ago, even like two years ago, you'd probably be like, I'm gonna be in a Netflix show with Shane Gillis. Yeah, no, you know, we just. We just. I mean, it's a testament, I think, to how we do things here as a company. But even within, you know, our company, within the company, it's like you just keep going. You just keep doing more. There's no. You know, I. I mean, I can't tell you how many times. How many times have we said, like, if you told me that I would have done this, I would have said, I made it and I was done. I'm not going any further. You know, we just keep going. So horses don't stop.

[John Feidelberg]

They keep going. But that's a rap lyric.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dog your bars, bro. But I mean, like. Like from Young Thug. Damn. If that was. If we were just doing an episode saying you were entire season two, that would be like, the big announcement. And then it's like, yeah, yeah, but also, I have my own TV show coming out.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And then that's like, oh, and also, the other girl has a TV show.

[John Feidelberg]

Coming out in that one. Like, you're. You're in the mascots teaser. You're in Summer House.

[Kevin Clancy]

Maybe you're the woman of the hour.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think you two just need to fight. Just fight right now.

[Jackie]

We're so awkward.

[Kevin Clancy]

You guys really are.

[Jackie]

John and I worked out together this morning, which working out together is just us avoiding each other as much as possible at the gym. We both show up in the gym.

[John Feidelberg]

I didn't know that was gonna come up.

[Kevin Clancy]

Why would that not come up?

[John Feidelberg]

No, because it was just.

[Kevin Clancy]

Bro, if you think for.

[Jackie]

It's like, one hugging.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, absolutely.

[John Feidelberg]

Honestly, as it was all happening, I'm like, I wonder if Jackie registers this that way.

[Jackie]

When you walked in, I was like.

[John Feidelberg]

When I walked in and saw you, I was like, Because I was gonna use a treadmill. And I was like, well, guess what? Can't do that now. So I just didn't do my normal workout this morning.

[Kevin Clancy]

I didn't do my normal workout this morning, dude.

[Jackie]

Because I was like, I'm working out late. Like, no chance anybody walks in right now. And when you're wearing, like, a workout set, and then your boss walks in, you're like, I don't want to be wearing this.

[John Feidelberg]

When you work out in a sweatshirt. That was what I work out, Jackie.

[Kevin Clancy]

Sweatshirts. I mean, that's. That's her whole thing.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, is that what happened? I was like, jackie's working on a sweatshirt. It's 100 degrees, bro.

[Kevin Clancy]

Let me tell you this much. Let me tell you this much. We know that John's a meathead, right? You've like, you are. You're. You're a manorexic or whatever. You're a gym addict. The fact that you didn't just turn around and be like, I'm not working out today. The fact that you had to be like, I gotta get my workout in and work out with Jackie is like, yeah, no, he really needs it. It's truly for his mental and physical health. He needs this. Because I would have just been like, see what the thought of Jackie just, like, running around doing her Jackie shit. And like, be like. Like, no shot. Is that.

[John Feidelberg]

No, I actually did a prison workout.

[Kevin Clancy]

Today where he's like, lifting the bench and. No, didn't hard.

[John Feidelberg]

It's. I actually. I probably thought. I didn't know if Jackie was piecing together what was happening. I was like, this probably looks.

[Jackie]

I'm not looking at you. I'm trying to.

[John Feidelberg]

It was. Well, because you. I thought you saw it in the mirror. Because that's how. When you turn around, I thought you didn't see me. So I thought I walked in the gym. I was like, oh, no, she didn't notice me. I'll just work out on the other side of the treadmill. She won't even see. And eventually she turned around. She's like, hello, I. I saw you and avoided you. I was like, nice. She didn't see me.

[Jackie]

You were like, oh.

[Kevin Clancy]

You here.

[John Feidelberg]

But I was doing a workout. I call it. It's like a San Quentin prison workout. And you just pretend you're in a prison cell. So you can only walk 8ft and you do 10 push ups, 1 dip walk, or you 10 push ups, walk 8ft, walk back, 1 dip, walk back, walk back, 9 push ups, walk back, walk back, 2 dips, walk back, walk back. And it's so hard on the mind to keep track of what. Like, when I got to five and it started to flip, one, I was doing more. I was like, I don't have a clue what's happening right now.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's not. It's not like John, like, the physical part's fine. It's the mental part of this counting. This workout is too hard for me.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, workout kicked my ass. I had to do Math with the 10.

[Kevin Clancy]

No shot I would do that. That's crazy, man.

[John Feidelberg]

But speaking of the meathead. Banic. Whatever. You know who's in the gym? Every time I go to the gym, I'm a meathead. Jack is Jackie. Like, every time, like, we're on a trip and I go to the gym, Jackie's in the gym.

[Jackie]

Jackie's in there mental health thing where it's like, if I could just walk and listen to some music, like, my day is just so much better.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. It starts the day very different. Turns out everyone was right.

[Jackie]

Sucks so hard that, like, eating healthy.

[Kevin Clancy]

What? Why? Like, the greatest. The cruelest trick God ever played was just being like, good food and like, exercise is a good thing.

[John Feidelberg]

It's good for you. It turns out it's good for you.

[Kevin Clancy]

Why not. Why not just be like, sleeping, laying around and eating good food?

[Jackie]

How pissed are you that, like, the. The you stopped eating a tub of ice cream and now you're getting like, ozempic.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like, worked. Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Right? When you do, like, there's like three things you have to do, and then once you start doing, like, God damn it, they work. Son of a bitch.

[Kevin Clancy]

I will say this, though, like, it didn't make a difference in my life.

[John Feidelberg]

It did make a difference.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, I'm not. I don't walk around, like, confident and, like, feeling good. That's really, like. I think. I think you'll lose weight from a diet, but you will feel better from exerc. Know what I mean?

[John Feidelberg]

I see.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I still am depressed and. And miserable.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Honestly, I mean, I've it.

[John Feidelberg]

You're like, oh, turns out I just need to hit a dopamine endorphins to start the day. Although I better mood.

[Kevin Clancy]

I do think I really just need to do. I've said this forever too. Just do the bare minimum because, like, you know, four minutes for me is like four hours for you guys.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I did see something Instagram ad. It was for like a. A chest. Like, basically it replicates push ups, but it's like a clamp thing. You know what I mean?

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And he was like, if you do this for 10 minutes a day, you'll be in shape. It's like, no kidding. Like, I know it doesn't sound like a lot, but if it was like, do push ups for 10 straight minutes. You'd be like, gas. You know what I mean? If you do 500 push ups, you know, many times I can do this in 10 minutes.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, that's like the.

[Kevin Clancy]

Do that for 10 seconds.

[John Feidelberg]

There's a scene in How I met your mother when Jason Siegel starts, like, going to a trainer, and she's like, all right, do 100 push ups. And he's like, okay, word, but, like, how many you want me to do? And she's like, I said 100. He's like, oh, I thought that was Like. Like do a million push ups. Exactly, bro.

[Kevin Clancy]

Exactly. All right, anyway, let's get back on track here. I don't know where to start. I don't know where to start.

[Jackie]

The trailer.

[John Feidelberg]

I mean, I think we have to start in one. One obvious place. Is that Dante. To Dante.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay, so let. That is more. That is the tires is awesome. Lay mascots gonna be incredible. But the gossip and the good content is coming from the barstool summerhouse. Dave announced the cast. Let me just make sure I have it all. And I read it right? So the cast, the fellas, Tommy smokes, Nicky smokes, Mike Kdick. Katic. Oh, was it a joke? Somebody must have photoshopped to do in there.

[Jackie]

No, he. He might. He seriously might be in.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay. Because I was gonna say I saw a graphic with nado in it. Yeah. Okay, so Tommy smokes, Nikki smokes, Nado. Mike, Kic. And Dante the dog are the fellas. The ladies.

[John Feidelberg]

What's that change the median age to?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I mean, that's like.

[John Feidelberg]

Like if it's the dozen, it's like. It's like. Well, we're getting a whole new generation of questions now, you know, Like, I don't know. What was the number one hit in 84? Like, I can't help you.

[Kevin Clancy]

Is he older than me?

[John Feidelberg]

I. I honestly don't know how he's.

[Kevin Clancy]

At least like my age.

[John Feidelberg]

I assume he's just Gas's age. That's.

[Kevin Clancy]

He's a little bit older than me.

[John Feidelberg]

Him and Gaz were like the older statesman on the blackout tour. I've always assumed he's guys age.

[Kevin Clancy]

So, like. Yeah, it's either right around my age, a little earlier, a little later, but like, you're talking 40. Basically.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Guys, what if I like, fall in love? Like, I'm.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, so then this. And the girls are Anaka, Ella, Brie. I think Bri will be making like an appearance and.

[Jackie]

No, I think she's in it the whole time.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Okay. Brianna and. And Jackie, I don't think this is your style after everything I've seen of you, but I feel like it has to be said, if you need these guys, it will be. It will be a catastrophic misstep in your life. I just want you to know that.

[Jackie]

And in here, like, my style. I know my style. I'm not gonna. Any of these. These guys. I'm. I'm slightly worried about, like, close proximity and alcohol. Like, drunk Jackie.

[Kevin Clancy]

To who though?

[John Feidelberg]

I'm not going to.

[Jackie]

I'm not like I know. I like. I'm actually, like, really good rank them of who you. I'm worried that. I'm worried that. That I'm not gonna do that ranking. I'm worried that. That me, like, myself, I can. I'm really good at just being, like. Even if I'm drunk. Like, bad idea not happening sometimes.

[Kevin Clancy]

Some of the stories I've heard have not been that if.

[Jackie]

If I like, know I need to be a little unhinged because content and like, mama's got bills to pay.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't know what's gonna happen.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think it's more. More likely that you bring a stranger home than hook up with. I would. I say yes.

[John Feidelberg]

It's also very.

[Jackie]

Oh, oh, okay.

[John Feidelberg]

Okay.

[Jackie]

Then they hook up with, like, Dante. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, like, like, I don't think you're gonna be, like, sleeping around, but I could see you bringing. I don't know what you do, but I could see you bringing a guy home, making out with them, partying with him. Oh, little summer love.

[Jackie]

People on camera.

[Kevin Clancy]

What's that?

[Jackie]

I said, the goal is always a fuck zero people.

[Kevin Clancy]

Whether we achieve that goal, I don't know.

[Jackie]

That is got bills to.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was so pumped for the world. Like, people know Jackie by now, but as you do more of these things, Fishbowl and Survivor and now this, like, it's always just a new audience. This could be a big one. Like, a lot of people are gonna watch this. And people getting exposed to the Jackie world is always a trip.

[John Feidelberg]

The perfect intro into the Jackie world is Jackie finds out she's going to be on a reality show, and her first thought is, oh, man, what if I fall in love? Like, usually when, like, a show gets announced, like, there's some talk about, like, this person's on it. This sucks. Like, we'll have to deal with them. Whatever.

[Kevin Clancy]

If I find my husband.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, God. If I get married on this show.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, what if. You know, the dude to do is a ladies man. He's always out in the club with these boricua chicks and stuff. What if he puts the full court press on you and you just.

[John Feidelberg]

I. I think, I think, I think. No, you're not in any danger to do. You don't have enough melanin.

[Kevin Clancy]

Got the tan going on.

[Jackie]

Yeah, true.

[John Feidelberg]

He's. He's a. He's very open about. He likes Latina women, I think. Or is it black women?

[Kevin Clancy]

I think it's. I think it's.

[John Feidelberg]

He likes women who Are darker than you.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess Jack is going to show up in black.

[Kevin Clancy]

Jeffrey, if you, if you had to pick between the smokeses.

[Jackie]

I can't do this.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes, you have to. There's, you know, a Marvel Cinematic World. There's an alternate timeline where you go on this and fall in love with one of the smokes boys. Which one would you prefer?

[John Feidelberg]

It's gotta be time.

[Jackie]

Here's the thing. Here's the thing is like I'm also so for like not stirring up any drama, like I don't like to, but.

[Kevin Clancy]

Also Baba's got pills.

[Jackie]

Got pills.

[Kevin Clancy]

I feel like I was going to.

[Jackie]

Say one comes with a lot more baggage than the other.

[Kevin Clancy]

Just say that. Just leave that and watch them go. Cuz both of them right now are going, what the man? What do you him over me? And it's like, it's like right down the middle. You know what I mean? Like both of them are going to be equally offended that you didn't automatically say that they're. They're smokes.

[Jackie]

Yeah, I, I. God, I'm going to be so bad at the show, dude. I can't. I can. I'm not good at drama.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, I mean, it's also not like a dating show. It's not like, you know what I mean? Like everybody's, I mean, my plan. So wait, Nikki. Nikki and Annika. I've dated, right?

[John Feidelberg]

Yes.

[Kevin Clancy]

And is Ella the other girl?

[John Feidelberg]

I believe so.

[Kevin Clancy]

So there is like.

[Jackie]

She actually.

[Kevin Clancy]

They just like went on, they got drinks, whatever.

[Jackie]

I actually don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. So. But I'm just saying those are the people that like have. When they get drunk, they might fight. They might, they might. Right? Like, who knows?

[Jackie]

Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

Everybody else, I, I don't, you know, really think that there's going to be like sparks flying or romantic prankster of the house.

[Jackie]

My goal is just to get really drunk and see what happens.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I think that's a goal you're going to achieve.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I think that's a pretty easy one to do.

[Jackie]

I should be the prankster of the house.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Like whoopee cushion, like old fashioned.

[John Feidelberg]

Get some. What do you call it? Saran wrap. Put it over the toilet seat. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Jackie just gonna walk in a room, pull like ribbon out of her mouth.

[John Feidelberg]

Just put like, like get like. Where is it? In Jersey Shore?

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Like maybe like some mice and just put them. Maybe not mice, but like lizards, perhaps.

[Kevin Clancy]

Crickets.

[Jackie]

Crickets, I was going to say.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, just get, get four pigs, but label them to five. Just do like senior pranks in the house. Where's the fourth pig in the house? I'm pretty sure they did the thing where you label it to 5 because we'd find a pig in the.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, I think either way it's going to be quite the spectacle. Quite spectacle. When Jack. When it's like 2am and Jackie's just like a seal, just laughing at her own jokes and shit. People are gonna love the Jackie show.

[Jackie]

Well, I don't know. I don't know if this is gonna be. I'm a little confused by the. Like, I'm a little confused by it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, I'm sure everybody is. I've heard that it's not real cameras and it's only like social cameras. I'm sure there'll be live streams. I'm sure. I'm sure. Whether or not there's real cameras, there's going to be cameras rolling all times. I'm sure.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So like, that's also not good with me.

[Jackie]

Like, I don't know.

[John Feidelberg]

I like that little quiet laugh there.

[Jackie]

But yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dave has high hopes. He's very invested in this. I know, I'm sure. You know, I'm sure they're gonna have surprises and all sorts of things, you know, Like I, I don't. I. It might just be like show up and live, like go Lord of the Flies and see what happens. But I could also see them being like, they set up little things for you, like do things. Competitions.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Events, like go places, all that sort of.

[Jackie]

I think it'll be good.

[John Feidelberg]

I think it'll be good too.

[Kevin Clancy]

A month.

[Jackie]

Five, I think five weekends.

[John Feidelberg]

Is it August or September? August, August, September 5th. Bro.

[Kevin Clancy]

We used to do a month in Manisquan and. And like every summer there was always like one month that had five weekends for just by the way, the calendar.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And like that fifth weekend was like, well, we paid for it and we gotta go. But like, I'm done, man. I am done with that.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Because when you had the whole summer, it was like when, if you do the Memorial Day to Labor Day for a beach house, you could take a weekend off. You could go down and like not drink. You could have a low key weekend skip here and there when you paid for a month. And it's like, we gotta go.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And. And that last one was just like.

[John Feidelberg]

Dude, we did the full summer and we stayed there the whole time.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's.

[John Feidelberg]

And by my birthday, which is mid August, by my birthday, I would be like, get. I'd be like the mista mista. Like, get me. I'd be begging to go back to school.

[Kevin Clancy]

I had a summer. We did the same thing. Full summer, man of squad. And it was like peak. It was like, like nowadays you can be in a relationship in barstool and it's like pretty fine. And even back then, if you're with the right person, it would have been fine. But like, we, you know, we were fighting like cats and dogs at this point. This was the summer that I poured the beer on that girl's head. No, sorry, no. We were at the bar down in Manasquan and these girls were like, recognized me and they were like, they can't. They said, hi, folks.

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[Kevin Clancy]

And it was fine, but that was always a problem. That was like, at that point, it was like, not good. And then they were like dancing and like purposely, like backing it up and like bumping into us and laughing and being drunk. It was like obnoxious and words were exchanged. And this girl. Well, I don't know, it's like the. It's like there's a pruder film or whatever. Like, I don't know who threw the first punch. I don't know who, like. But there were drinks exchanged on people, like throwing drinks and. And a drink was thrown on the girl I was with there. And I was like, well, I have to do this now. And I took a one of those aluminum can bud lights, like the. I think they're like 18 ounces.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I just went. I was like, I mean, this girl was like, I. I cannot believe I did not get knocked the out.

[Jackie]

How good did that feel go, though?

[Kevin Clancy]

I know what you mean. But it was not. I was like, I don't like this. I don't. I don't want any of this to be happening. But it was one of Those things where I was like, I probably will get knocked out right now, but it's better than me, like not doing anything home with this and be like, nothing happened. Like, I didn't do anything, you know? So I remember some other guy, like, some guy like, did step up to me and I was like, you know, we were kind of jawing and he rightfully so was like, what the are you doing? You know? And I was like, what are you the boyfriend? You a bouncer? And he was like, no, I'm just like a regular guy. And I was like, get the out of here. This doesn't concern you. But he was totally right to be like, what are you doing, dude? That was bad. So, you know, there's always that kind of going on the Jersey Shore.

[Jackie]

Yeah, I know.

[Kevin Clancy]

There's always, you know, Snooki getting punched in the face. Juice heads. Maybe you'll find like a. Like a. Maybe you go to like DJs and find a guido, you know?

[Jackie]

Yeah, I really familiar with the Jersey Shore, but I remember. I remember like freshman year, I think. Like, there was one night that like, it was like, it was like their last day of school. And I just remember I was like, honestly trying out like, being a slut. Being like not. Not like guys, but whatever. I was like, it was like. It was like being a slut is like. I was.

[John Feidelberg]

I was trying out being a poser.

[Kevin Clancy]

All the what's in the bar going, this girl's phony. She doesn't genuine you. She's not a slot like us.

[Jackie]

I was like, I. It was like a pool party, but I didn't bring bathing suits. All the guys were like, oh, just like, bro, like, get in your br. Underwear. And I was like, okay, whatever. And like, I did it. I also was wearing like a girdle, basically, cuz I had giant pants.

[Kevin Clancy]

And they were like, oh, no, no, no. Going in your sweatpants.

[Jackie]

Yeah. And then I remember like the guy that I was talking to at the time, he had like stopped talking to me. So I was pissed. And like, I was again flirting my way in just bra and underwear, like, whatever. Like just being an absolute train wreck. And then I like flipped him off and was like, you. Like, I was just being. Not like, not Jack. And I remember just being like, I tried that out. That wasn't for me. Like, there was so much cleanup I had to do for the rest of.

[Kevin Clancy]

The summer, I'm sure. And that's one of those things that. That haunts you for the next like 13 weeks.

[Jackie]

And I think I've been such a good girl since then, and it's time to revert. So now it's like, I have to, like, be like, all right, let's. I mean, listen, that freshman year.

[Kevin Clancy]

Listen, as much as, you know, you'd prefer to just be like, America's darling. And everybody loves you, of course. Right. That's like anything. Like, oh, I. I just wish everyone likes me and is. And thinks I'm really funny and nice. But all of, like, the villains of like or the train wrecks or whatever are, like, the famous people.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

They're all so even. Like, Tom Sandoval had probably, like, the worst year of his life, and now he's just, like, on Traders, and everyone's kind of like, you know what?

[John Feidelberg]

He's not that bad.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

He's like, the most. I can't name anybody else from the show. I know Tom Sandoval.

[Jackie]

That's the thing that, like, I learned about reality tv and what's honestly so, like, inspiring about it is you hate. You hate everyone at some point. And then the next season, you're like, they could do the worst in the world.

[Kevin Clancy]

It really is true that that's like a little, like, microcosm for, like, the world is like. I. I think. I think when you get older, you realize that, like, some people are going to hate you.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're going to date some people that, like, you're probably the bad guy. There's some people in, like, that you hook up with who probably, if you were to ask them, like, they think you are a piece of shit. Yeah. And you have your side of the story, but, you know, whatever. And. And like, when you're younger, at least I was always like, I don't. I don't want to be that to anybody. Any guy, girl, whatever. I don't want, like, any problems with anybody.

[John Feidelberg]

But, dude, inevitable.

[Kevin Clancy]

At some point, you're gonna be selfish. At some point you're gonna make a bad decision. At some point, you're gonna get in your girdle and flip a guy off.

[John Feidelberg]

We talk about all the time here with, like, like, you. When you feel like you're in the eye of the storm. I feel like it's never gonna end. It's always gonna end. I actually, I've been doing that recently where, like, I do something embarrassing during the day and I lay in bed and I think about it at night, and I'm always like, you're gonna forget in, like, two days. Yeah, I'm gonna forget about this, like, this moment that's killing me right now. I'm gonna forget it ever happened. Very soon.

[Jackie]

Apparently scientifically, it only actually lasts 90 seconds. But then the replay, it's the replay. But if you just let yourself like feel the feelings for 90 seconds.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, it's like, like, like I was thinking about it with, I said, an old person's birthday and I was like, they were, you know, everyone's telling stories. And I was like, they have like a hundred stories. They've been alive for 90 years, you know, and 100 stories is a lot.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

To have a hundred stories that age is so many stories. And you're like, oh, none of it matters.

[Kevin Clancy]

No.

[John Feidelberg]

Like I'm not forget. I'm not gonna remember any of it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Eventually everybody just kicks the bucket, just hanging out. I saw an interview with Dick Van Dyke. You know him?

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, yeah, He's.

[Kevin Clancy]

He's turning 100 and he, he was telling a story about how he's always turning 100.

[John Feidelberg]

He's old as well. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So, yeah, I mean, he's ancient. And that was the point of this interview. He has, he has like a 53 year old wife or something like that, which is like, she's like an older woman, but technically it's half, half his age, you know, Half your age plus three, right?

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, there you go. That's a number.

[Kevin Clancy]

But he was going to do a movie or a Broadway show with this guy. You would recognize him. He's like this old, bald, like fat man. Like a little cute fat man. You would recognize who he is, you know. But he died at like 91. It was like Dick Van Dyke was 99 and this guy was 91 and he kicked the bucket and obviously killed the production. He was like, we can't do it anymore, he's dead. And he was doing an interview about it and him and his wife were like, this is the curse of being a hundred is he's watched every single person in his life die.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

She was like, I'm the only one who hasn't died yet. All of his family, all of his friends, like, everyone's dead. Like kids, like, you know, you could have a, you have a kid at 25, you live to 100, your kid lives to 75 and dies. That's a normal life. It's not even tragedy.

[Jackie]

He's probably like the most eligible bachelor because he's about to die.

[Kevin Clancy]

So much money scoop in there, man. Maybe Dick Van Dyke will be watching Summer House. But you know, we just continue the trend of. From surviving to Summer House to like, I don't know. Whatever's next, I'm just going to keep doing these. These reality TV show templates and watch it becomes a superstar.

[Jackie]

I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, my money's on you. My money's on you.

[Jackie]

Thanks, guys. All right.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think you're gonna be the fan favorite.

[Jackie]

Well, I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

Do you get along with it? Do you get along with those girls?

[Jackie]

Yeah, I think that they'll all be like, I'm excited to hang out with them.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think it would be a way worse look if it was, like, if you were, like, not a girl's girl. And fighting with the girls, I think would be, like, more dramatic than, like, as you somebody or got drunk or did something stupid.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think that that's, like, really my ammo. Like, I feel like I'm gonna enjoy. Well, who. I don't know. Again, if you, if you guys hate me, like, if I end up being.

[John Feidelberg]

I can see that. I can see everyone watching the show and being like, Jack, Jackie, that's clearly what's gonna happen here.

[Jackie]

Can we talk about tires now or.

[John Feidelberg]

There's nothing to talk about. We're going to the premiere.

[Jackie]

So have you. Have you kept it under wraps this whole time?

[John Feidelberg]

I haven't kept it under. It's an interesting. I've thought about it way too much because, like, it's a weird thing for me to. First of all, I don't know, like, the scene could be cut. Yes, it would be. It's a very cool scene.

[Kevin Clancy]

When you guys see this scene. Yeah. You're gonna be like, this tried to tell us it was gonna get cut.

[John Feidelberg]

It's. I, I. It's a. It's a board. It's as close to a 0% chance as it can get, but there is a chance. So I look pretty full.

[Kevin Clancy]

He's on camera with Shane and other people that if they were to cut it, it would be insane. Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

It's like, wait, what was I gonna say? I forgot I was gonna say.

[Kevin Clancy]

But, yeah, it is better to tell the whole story in one shot.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. Well, that's. That's what I was gonna say. The story's not done either. Either we had fun and there's a fun scene on Netflix, or it's a really funny story. It's either a good story or a great story, and we'll find out tomorrow if.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, we did, like, some celebrating, basically. If Imagine it just doesn't get. I mean, that definitely happens. I'm running my mouth here, but, like, I'm sure there are a million people who were. Who filmed scenes and movies and TV shows and went home and told their family about, yeah, like, I'm going to be a star. They're like, it's not even in the fucking movie.

[John Feidelberg]

I mean, we're dealing with mascots. We've had a few scenes. We're like, damn, we really want this in. But, like, it just kind of doesn't fit with the flow that might happen. I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

Brody was the main lead in Apocalypse now, wasn't it?

[John Feidelberg]

For like a minute and a half minutes. I didn't even know that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Wait, Adrian Brody was in Apocalypse now, wasn't he? Adrian Brody was, like, supposed to.

[John Feidelberg]

I believe it's Apocalypse Now.

[Kevin Clancy]

Isn't Apocalypse now like old, Crazy old, crazy old?

[John Feidelberg]

It was.

[Kevin Clancy]

He was like 22 at the time. He was supposed to be the lead, I believe. Apocalypse, yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Apocalypse Now. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

He's kind of a young dude. Is he Apocalypse now from, like the seventies?

[John Feidelberg]

I think so. I think it's not Asia. I think it's not Apocalypse Now. I don't know what it is, but I.

[Kevin Clancy]

He put. Anyway, he was supposed to be the lead in something. Sat down in the theater, told everyone Is like world that he was supposed to be the lead, and then he was in it for like a couple minutes.

[John Feidelberg]

Really?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. So I'm not saying shit. I mean, I've already said shit. But yes, there's. We did a scene and I don't know, it might be and it might not. I. I would be surprised if it's not.

[Kevin Clancy]

But, yeah, the thin. The Thin Red line. Adrian Brody was originally depicted as the lead in both the script and during production. However, in post production, director Terence Malik. Malik, I don't know, recut the film to focus on Jim Caviezel's character. That sucks.

[John Feidelberg]

Holy.

[Kevin Clancy]

I can't even give you a heads up, dog. You let me run around in my family being like, I'm the star of this war movie, and then you're not in it. That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever.

[John Feidelberg]

Heard in my life.

[Kevin Clancy]

So John might get cut.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, look, it didn't go smooth, I'll say that.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I. I would. I would almost hope that, like. Like, even if that happened, it's like, can we get some deleted scenes?

[John Feidelberg]

No, I actually. It went. It went smooth again. I'd be very surprised, but there was a funny moment during the scene where I was very much like, I was trying to be. I can't really explain it, like, I've seen it depicted in movies. I've never obviously lived it, but, like, at one point, I'm obviously the least important person in this scene. And at one point, McKeever had come out to kind of talk about direction, stuff like that. And I was just like, hey, McIver, just wanted to check in on, like, am I doing? And he just goes, you're doing great. He hit it with, shut the fuck up.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're doing great, sweetie.

[John Feidelberg]

I'm not sure if I'm nailing that. You're doing great.

[Kevin Clancy]

Hey, your role is to stand there, and you're standing really good, dude.

[John Feidelberg]

You are.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're on two feet there, dude. You're really.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, I think it was easy. You're doing. I don't want to touch anything.

[Kevin Clancy]

You want to give you direction because, you know, I don't want to get you in your head. You're doing great.

[John Feidelberg]

Could not matter less, bro. And he was so nice about it, but it was like, I got the message.

[Jackie]

And that's kind of a scene in Mascots is when, like, you. Well, I don't want to give it away, but, like, the audition. Well, I guess not really, but it's kind of like I was actually thinking about doing it like this.

[Kevin Clancy]

It doesn't matter, dude.

[John Feidelberg]

Literally, the line was like, I was going, okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was thinking about going, oh. Or should I go like, oh, dude, just shut the. Doesn't matter. This is going to get cut. Don't worry. But the teaser for Les Mascots is out, and I believe it's very well received. From what I've seen, I.

[John Feidelberg]

How could it not be fucking little cinematic mascots.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's fun watching. Like, you just don't see. Like, the first time skits from out of order were, like, really well shot. It's like, oh, this is like a movie. And now it's like, oh, that's like, what a teaser looks like. And then there'll be a trailer next. And you guys are just, like, following the formula that you usually see for, like, Marvel and like that.

[John Feidelberg]

And it's like, shout out. Lights, camera. Barstool, by the way, tweeted it, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was just like a movie.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, a movie.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know. Again, so many of the things we do, like, kind of get, like, downplayed. But, like, I think if it was a different. Different people in a different time or place or whatever, like, it would be a much bigger deal. It'd be like, Barstool Sports has an official, like, scripted comedy TV series.

[John Feidelberg]

I think it'll Be cool. We'll have, like. I think. Look, I have no idea what to say. I think it. I think it'll be good.

[Kevin Clancy]

He's the worst. I might get covered in the show. My TV show might stay.

[John Feidelberg]

They're realistic possibilities, I think. I have a lot of hopes for lay mascots. I have a lot of fears for lay mascots. Paps and I discussed them in the car last night.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I think it's just about how it would be received.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, oh, look, there's a, it might stink. B, it might not even get out. Who knows? Like, anything could happen. Yeah, it's not done yet. It's not out. So anything could happen. But the, the realistic thing is that my realistic hope is that people watch it and go, that's pretty good. If they work harder, they can get better.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Which is probably what'll happen. I mean, that's a real. That's a reasonable thing for everybody who's like a first time actor, first time TV creator. Like, I mean, listen, if it, if it's a smash, you guys are like savants. And you'll probably be like, picked up by fucking Netflix or something like that.

[John Feidelberg]

And that's probably. I have dreams of that. I.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's probably about the realistic answer, percentage chance that your tire seems. I mean, I did. I remember Bert, when his movie was coming out was like, there's a part of me that's like, what if this is like a Marvel weekend? What if it opens up to like 150 million? It wasn't, but he enjoyed himself pretending that it might be. So why don't we just say, like, maybe this will be the next great comedy. I don't know. Maybe tires was, you know, nothing until it was a something. Yeah, I mean, think about that.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, it's bad.

[Kevin Clancy]

Think about, Think about tires. The fact that it was shot and done and like aired how many years ago. Right. And then something popped off and it resurfaced and they did it again.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, that could happen.

[Kevin Clancy]

For all you know, maybe. Maybe like mascots season one's gonna be a hit in like 2032.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. No, that could. It might not come out in the fall. Who knows? It's. It's fine. It sounds so lame to say, but.

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[John Feidelberg]

It's just really fun. So kind of it's made for other people like it, and hopefully other people like it, but, like, it kind of doesn't change if it was fun. Yeah, like, it'll make it more fun.

[Jackie]

Is funny, just for the record.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, it is. I mean, it is. It's just like some of the funniest people at one of the funniest companies in. In the entertainment world right now. It's gonna be funny.

[Jackie]

It's also, like, I feel like it's a good example of, like, you gotta look the part to be the part. Are you gonna act the part? Look the part to, like, be the part? Like, I, I feel like people are gonna have a hard time because it's looks like a full Netflix.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, that's where I really give all these guys credit is like, they did it. I mean, I've watched them do table reads and write scripts that look like, you know, dialogue on a screenplay. And like, they, That's. They followed the, the script of creating.

[Jackie]

You guys didn't have us anything.

[John Feidelberg]

It's not you guys. It's Pavs and Owen are like, Pavs and Owen. Look, we all, we all grabbed a shovel and we tried without Pav. It doesn't happen. Like, they are.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

To script.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I mean, I, I, I and James Crowley.

[John Feidelberg]

So if I had to listen, it's Paz and Owen a little below them. James, the rest of us tried to help.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, but I mean, I, I even, I don't even know if you guys read him or not, but I saw, like, the big Lebowski script on the table and those books about the elephant in the room or whatever it's called. It's like, how to write scripts. Like, all that.

[John Feidelberg]

We tried to figure.

[Kevin Clancy]

You tried. You tried. You.

[John Feidelberg]

I don't know if we did, but.

[Kevin Clancy]

There'S a lot of people who don't try and are too afraid to try or it's lame to try or it's. I mean, the fact that you had to put out a disclaimer like, this is so lame. But it was fun. Probably a testament to, like, how where we've been for the last 15 years. It's not lame to be, like, a thing I did was fun, but I get what you mean. But it's like.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, it was like Rome was saying this morning. Ron dot com. I was happy to hear him say it because he was like, sass is like, enjoys it. And I was like, yeah. I didn't know if Sass, like, I.

[Kevin Clancy]

Don'T know if Sass likes anything.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, he genuinely enjoys it. I was like, that's the best sign I can see. Who knows if. Who knows if it's good.

[Kevin Clancy]

Also where I haven't fled. You could have put a gun to my head and said, what is Sass's last name? And I would have had no. Until that trailer aired, I was like, how do you say that?

[Jackie]

Also, Pav has been going into, like, the, like, deepest when he edits. He goes in, like, a hole. And like, he has been for the past. Like, whatever. Like, if I say his name, he was what?

[Kevin Clancy]

So funny.

[Jackie]

But he's enslaving. The trailer was insane.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, the trailer was really good. Yeah, I really. I mean, it's something that everybody really should support from, like, the barstool world. Just with all the different people's people involved. If you like this office, you like that office. You like old school, new school. Scripted, but, like, kind of unscript. You know, all of it. It all comes together. Like, you really should like it and at the very least, support it if you're in the barstool world. So that comes out August or September. I thought we said September 2nd, but then the trailer said August.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, we. We moved it up a little bit.

[Kevin Clancy]

It. Yeah. Okay.

[John Feidelberg]

Football trying to stand. You're trying to stand the other side of football. Then they just announced a summer house that's gonna control the barstool world during that time.

[Kevin Clancy]

But Jackie. Jackie's gonna go to the. The. Here's. Here's. Here's what we're gonna do. Jackie's gonna go to the summer house and she's just gonna sit in front of the television and watch lay mascots and drink. And drink. Midnight be.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's all that is allowed to do. You're not going out. You're not anybody. You're just watching, like, mascots and drinking. Midnight be.

[John Feidelberg]

We'll give you some Arabian music as a treat. When you get a little sick of as gods, you can pop on some Arabian music and that's it.

[Jackie]

Maybe Tommy and I will fall in love at that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Honestly, you know, stroke Tommy's ego and. And he'll be like, I'm. I'm in love with you. You're so funny. In lay mascots, you're the star, Tommy.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, he is. Yeah, I said [e-mail] too. He's gonna be.

[Kevin Clancy]

So you guys should actually stir up Some drama. We should, we should say right now. Let's say right now. I heard on the set of Mascots there was like a lot of tension. I heard there was. There was borderline beef.

[Jackie]

I heard that Tommy and fights.

[Kevin Clancy]

Tommy in the, in the, in the summer house. John.

[John Feidelberg]

I'll say this. We kissed multiple times. I don't think any of it's in the show. We have a lot of intimate close up talks and you always just want to boop them after this. After.

[Jackie]

You just can't keep your hands off. I see like fights, like scurrying out.

[John Feidelberg]

I would definitely be holding my breath.

[Kevin Clancy]

My breast.

[Jackie]

You refer to your breasts a lot.

[John Feidelberg]

I got breast, dude. You want me to say I got breasts and a big nose, fat hands. I refer to all that stuff a lot.

[Kevin Clancy]

On the trip down here, me and John almost sat next to each other. Basically sat next to each other sitting across the aisle. First trip, last time. Last trip we took was the first time we ever sat together on a plane, which is still one of my favorite stats ever. It's so crazy. And so this time we were across the aisle and. John, you got to be the weirdest cat in the world.

[John Feidelberg]

I. I knew this was coming. I got a story. I like there's reasonable.

[Jackie]

Let me guess, this short. You got really high.

[John Feidelberg]

No, no, I actually wasn't high yet. Oh, I didn't get high. I ate a gummy on the plane.

[Kevin Clancy]

You just sat there. I thought it was paused for so long right there. It was not paused because you just. Oh, this isn't what I thought this was, bro. You sit just like this. This video goes for like seven minutes.

[John Feidelberg]

Here's No, I wasn't high yet.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was up raw dog.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. That's weird, dude. Why is it weird?

[Kevin Clancy]

No. So, bro, this is. This video is playing, right? You're not. This is not. Everyone else is moving.

[John Feidelberg]

You're just the. So that. Okay, I can explain this too. I thought, I thought we were going to see your angle. Oh, look at you, dude.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's still going. Look at the bar. Look how much longer we have to go, guys.

[John Feidelberg]

Just chilling, dude.

[Kevin Clancy]

You were just chilling and this was a boy for. We. We were just talking about what movie to put on and like I kind of.

[Jackie]

I was watching a movie together.

[Kevin Clancy]

No. Well, I thought about it. So I was like, oh, think about watching this. I said, john give you a recommendation? He threw out a couple things and then he was like, I'm going to watch Minority Report. And. And I think the last time we were on A plane. I think we did this. I think we, like, started a movie relatively at the same time.

[John Feidelberg]

Actually, you know what we have sat next to before? Because we watched Fast and Furious in the way.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's what it was.

[Jackie]

Okay, you guys. That's so cute, Tommy. And you. Run for your.

[Kevin Clancy]

I. But I remember being like, this. This is cute. This is fun. I was like, I'm gonna watch a movie with my buddy.

[John Feidelberg]

And you liked it? Yes. Yeah. Everyone who.

[Kevin Clancy]

So I kind of had shades of that in my head. And I was like, all right, he's gonna watch Minority Report. And then I was like. I was like.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, I don't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was not like, an official. Like, let's watch the movie. And then I was like, what the. But I was just like, I. I mean, we're taxiing for, like, 30 minutes, and the movies were available. And I was like, all right, I think I'm gonna start my. I'm gonna start my show. And I ended up watching something different. But then I just kept looking over, and he was. He was like Terry Schiavo with the balloon. I don't know if you guys know the reference, but quadriplegic woman was just.

[John Feidelberg]

Looking at a balloon.

[Kevin Clancy]

And. And, like. And then you would. You would kind of, like, snap out of it and move your head over here. And then.

[John Feidelberg]

That is.

[Kevin Clancy]

And then at one point, you grab your phone. And I was like, all right, he's about to finally do something. I don't know what. And then. But then I had heard there was edibles involved, and I was like, oh, maybe he's just, like, super stoned, but I don't think you were.

[John Feidelberg]

No, I didn't eat the edibles until, like, halfway through the flight.

[Kevin Clancy]

The.

[John Feidelberg]

Okay, so I can explain this a little bit. First of all, I thought you would say. So I recommended you Edge of Tomorrow. And you're like, I'm watch that. But in my recommendation, I had said. I just watched it. So I didn't think. Yeah, that you were like.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mentioned my. In my head. I said, well, if I'm gonna watch, like, a Tom Cruise action movie, I might as well watch the one he's gonna watch. And.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, I thought you were saying, like, we're both doing time cruise action. And I was like, word. And then I don't like starting my movie until we.

[Kevin Clancy]

I. I thought that might be what was going on, because they come out.

[John Feidelberg]

And they interrupt you too much, I thought. Interrupt asking you if you need stuff. And, like, they're being very well.

[Kevin Clancy]

I thought it Wasn't even available yet. Sometimes, like, you can't even get on the Internet or whatever.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

When you're taxiing. So I. And you weren't watching. I was like, oh, it just must not be available. And then the other people started watching and I was like, oh, no, it is. And he's just.

[John Feidelberg]

Sometimes I'll put on a show for like taxi and takeoff. And I just.

[Kevin Clancy]

My man has his rules.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Entertainment, you know, Like, I don't like.

[John Feidelberg]

To lock in until I know I've got a little time. And like, no one's gonna do.

[Kevin Clancy]

By the way, at the end of the flight, did they announce that we were just landing until put everything up right. Or that we were going through turbulence?

[John Feidelberg]

They were. There was some. It was like not a special landing, but they were like turbulence. So we're going to take it down pretty quick.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, they made a. I kind of got nervous, but then nothing really happened.

[Jackie]

He definitely, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

There was a little like whoop in my stomach.

[Jackie]

He went for it. At one point, I remember there was like a minute where I was like, oh.

[John Feidelberg]

There was one point where I was thinking. I was like, a freefall. Must be terrifying.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Cuz this. I'm sure we went like this.

[John Feidelberg]

You know what I mean?

[Kevin Clancy]

And we were like, whoa, if you go down, it must be insane. Insane.

[Jackie]

It was fun for the first 10 seconds. And I was like, all right.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, they were like, we're no longer serving food. Like, put your up, put your belt on. I was like, oh, yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

But then. So after you took that video, Jackie and Pavs came on the plane and they took video. And I acted very weird in that too.

[Jackie]

Like, like just shriveled within himself.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, well, Jackie just walked. We were sitting down. We. We boarded first and Jackie was walking through and just put. Took her camera out. Was like, do content guys do content?

[John Feidelberg]

And like you loud and not that you should have been quiet, but like, it was so before you guys had boarded, it was quiet, it was chill, whatever. But while the woman was walking up and down the aisles taking drink orders, the woman sitting next to me, those two had a fairly tense exchange. Like. Like, it was actually a crazy response from the. From the flight attendant. So the woman was ordering her drink and the flight attendant was like, you know, she goes, do you have any tequila? And the flight. And said, yeah. And she said, what kind of tequila do you have? And the flight attendant went, I don't know, something Spanish. And I. I was like, I think me and the woman were like, that doesn't help a lot.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, it's not. It's tequila.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

We assumed it was Spanish.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

And then she. They kind of just. Again, it wasn't like there wasn't a fight or anything like that, but it was just like, it got tense. And then she started typing hard on her laptop, and I was like, oh, she's pissed. And so I was sitting there going, she is pissed. And then I had a pink phone in my face going, make content. And I was like, oh, my God, get me the out of here right now.

[Kevin Clancy]

John turned like, red, like, that tomato that looks like you, bro.

[John Feidelberg]

It was like, it was literally moments before you guys got on, and it was just like an, like, it was because I was literally in the middle of it and it was just like, oh, this is awkward. This is not going well right now for either of them.

[Kevin Clancy]

We really are the worst at that stuff, though. You would think by now it would be like second nature to be like, yo, we're going to Austin tires. Here's your intro. We're on the plane. And instead it was like, I don't know what to do with my camera.

[Jackie]

The vlogs are gonna be like, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, we are the worst.

[Jackie]

I feel like you're.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're bad at it too.

[John Feidelberg]

It was quite a. I'm really bad at it.

[Jackie]

I'm really bad.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, if you had a question or something or said like, hey, guys, where are we going? Instead you just went.

[Jackie]

It wasn't, it wasn't my best. But like, also, it's kind of like, I don't know, guys, that's your job. It's my job as.

[John Feidelberg]

No, you're right. You did your job. I failed. I think we all failed.

[Jackie]

Yeah, I mean, like, it's a vlog.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, I mean, Pav said, I'll do that. I'll take care of it next time.

[Jackie]

I think, I think that tonight we should all do like a. We all film like a get ready with me type thing and we all put it in the vlog.

[Kevin Clancy]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jackie]

Yeah. What an enthusiastic. This vlog is going to rock.

[Kevin Clancy]

We're not the best vlog.

[John Feidelberg]

We do a vlog like once every three years.

[Jackie]

It's not like we're used to guys like, with my. I tried my vlogs, but, like, I, I, I just.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, what happened to those?

[Jackie]

Cuz I have so much fun. Just like. And then I think, ah, I should have. The second I take out a camera, it's kills the vibe.

[Kevin Clancy]

I know, I know. That's why I really do Give it to. I know. I know so many people, like, knock vlogs and YouTubers, and it's kind of like a cliche, but, like, it's its own art form to be able to just ratchet it up, do it in a somewhat natural way, entertaining way, and, like, you know, not care about who's around. Not care. I remember watching Jake Paul early. Early on. Well, relatively early on. He came to the barstool office, the first barstool office. And this was like, when Team Portnoy and all that was, like, popping off with Jake, and he was being very normal. He was kind of just, like, looking around the office, and he was talking to Dave about merch and business, and then he would just, like, turn to his cameraman and be like, okay, go. He was like, launch into Jake Paul. And then he would stop, he would cut, and he would turn and just be, like, totally normal again. And I was like, that's really what it takes. And that's. That's an art in itself. It's not exactly the most glamorous thing that people give credit to, but it is an art.

[John Feidelberg]

And it's with mascots. When we've done that. Like, I have no problem being in a Cookie Monster costume and screaming in the middle of Times Square. Like, that doesn't matter to me at.

[Kevin Clancy]

All, because you're a character.

[John Feidelberg]

But even if I hunt, my head's off.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, yeah, but I'm saying, like, when. When it's like, be cool or funny in real life. I don't think I am. But if it's like, be this silly Cookie Monster characters, like, I can cook. I can cook something up. Supposed to be like, you're supposed to laugh at me. You're supposed to be dumb. If it's just like, because you know what it really vlogging is like, be cool.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, make a cool video. Like, show us something cool. It's like, I'm not good at that.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, the. The idea of, like. Like, again, like, three cameras and, like, very much in public doesn't matter. But what if I wanted to do, Like, I wouldn't. I couldn't do a selfie camera. Like, sitting. Like, I'd be like, oh, no. Because, like, I don't know. I think it means, like, trying to meet. Like, it's. They're my thoughts and opinions and who cares?

[Kevin Clancy]

And, like, everybody else should, like, stop or, like, you know, whatever. Like, you guys don't matter.

[John Feidelberg]

Important to say, everybody.

[Kevin Clancy]

But that's why, I mean, you know, there is a bit of, like, in obnoxiousness to it. But it's also like you're. You know, when you're like a content beast, like, none of that bothers.

[John Feidelberg]

Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

Or you're willing to just be bothered and don't care. And like, so the people who do that are the best. You know, the ones who are the most famous.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Successful. Because that. The people do want to see it. Maybe that the people in the moment in the restaurant with you or walking on the street with you, they might roll their eyes. But the rest of the world is like, I want to see it.

[John Feidelberg]

But I think that's my. Like, I know, because I guess I don't care about up that person day in mascots. Like, I. For some reason, I'm like, I don't want to be, like, rude.

[Kevin Clancy]

I really think there's something about, like, disappearing into a character or something.

[John Feidelberg]

It's like, yeah, method. But people, breaking news. Mascot was film method. Tommy's been gay his whole life. Gay. No, he's not. He's Tommy, though. He's kind of not sure.

[Jackie]

Also, to be fair, like, that I wasn't going to interview you guys on the plane there. That's more just like, one shot just to be like, oh, like, look at us. We're getting on the plane. You know, like, there's music in the background. Like, I just need a quick little shot. And then I felt like being annoying about it. Like, that was that.

[John Feidelberg]

But like, there you go.

[Jackie]

We'll get more coverage later.

[John Feidelberg]

First ad Will. Now we're going to do that again.

[Jackie]

First AD White, act like you've done this before.

[John Feidelberg]

Make content. Act like you've done this. All right, we are down in Austin for the tires premiere. And look at that. Tires also purchased an ad with us. So, Will, am I doing this wrong again? I don't know why I'm stressing out. It's a new location. I'm not used to it. Yeah, kind of. This is all making the.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. All right. KFC radio is down in Austin for the season two Netflix premiere of the show tires. Feidalberg may or may not be in it. We'll talk about in the episode. It may get cut. He may be the star. Who knows that?

[John Feidelberg]

Also, I want to say you, that ad, that was me, like, loosening up the top of the screen. Oh, yeah, that was.

[Kevin Clancy]

I did all the work. You gave me the script.

[John Feidelberg]

They're grinding.

[Kevin Clancy]

But whether or not fights makes the cut, we don't know. But your favorite comic, Shane Gillis, is going to be in there. You know, Gerby's going to be in there. I'm sure Tommy and o' Connor and all the guys Schultz are all going to be making appearances. It's one of the funniest shows on Netflix. So, you know, Gerby is the nervous and unqualified heir to the auto repair chain. He attempts to turn his father's business around, despite constant torture from his cousin and now employee Shane Gillis. And after the unexpected success of their big marketing idea, Will and Shane now rush to grow personally and professionally without realizing the full cost of doing business. My God, that's like a real boys are really making this show. So watch season two of Tires now playing on Netflix. Keep a lookout for our boy.

[John Feidelberg]

Maybe you see him, maybe you don't.

[Kevin Clancy]

Maybe. Maybe you do.

[John Feidelberg]

It could be, if I'm in it, it's a cool scene. If I'm not, it's so. It was. It was a cool scene that I.

[Kevin Clancy]

Fucked up season two Tires out on Netflix.

[John Feidelberg]

I got. I got a quick funny story I told you yesterday. I'm wearing. You know what? I'm always wearing my brick watch bricked up. And I really don't. I just like the. I think it's a nice watch. I think it's cool. I like it. But the. I walked into a. A weed store the other day, and you have to give your id. So I handed the guy my ID and he was like, shit, man, that's a nice watch right there. What kind of watch is that? I was, it's a brick watch. And there was a pregnant pause and he went, well, it looks nice.

[Kevin Clancy]

Bro. Brick watch is one of my favorite bar school sub stories ever. It's just so absurd that it happened.

[Jackie]

It's what really happened to it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, day one, they wanted to get into the luxury watch game and just, like, didn't realize how, like, serious people are. And they, like, analyze the insides of it and where it came from and what the price point is and all these things. So, like, die Hard watch aficionados were like, they don't. They didn't like what it was priced at. They didn't like what it looked like. And they were like, everyone was kind of like, don't buy these. And Dave was like, it was. I invested a lot of money in this.

[John Feidelberg]

Arguably the biggest heat check of all time. Yeah, Like, I think Dave had just gotten, I think, all his pen stuff invested.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't blame him for just being like, everything I do works and he's a it.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, I'll just throw a couple mil at this watch company. 12 hours in, like, that was. That was the ultimate DOA. Like, that was. The. The watch community didn't even let it get ahead of steam.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, it was pretty quick.

[John Feidelberg]

It's nice, but. And I also think it's probably a better story. That's why I like it more. Because of that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Funny.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. If it was just like, this is a nice, like, luxury watch.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, it's funny that it was. It was a luxury watch that our boss so graciously gave us. And then it quickly became clear that it was just, no one's buying them. That's why I'm giving them to you.

[Jackie]

Remember when people, like, people took like two or three.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, people were like, yeah, Black Friday. I was like, you guys are scumbags. Jesus Christ.

[Jackie]

Wait. So he said, well, it looks nice.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. Yeah, well, it looks nice.

[Kevin Clancy]

Got no name value, but, you know.

[Jackie]

Do a lot of people know the brand Brick watch? Like, I'm not.

[John Feidelberg]

No, I don't think so.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I think if they do, it's like, notorious.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. Like, my dad, like, my dad likes Dave.

[Kevin Clancy]

He.

[John Feidelberg]

He actually just asked me like, two weeks ago, what's that Brick? What's brick? You don't even know.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I think it's also, I think somebody who does know the watch world told him that, like, this is nice and. And the materials are quality and like all that. And he, you know, is that okay? And I think, like, at least according to some watch experts, they were like, no, it's not. And it's like he.

[John Feidelberg]

But. But he refutes that. He was like. He's like, no, he's like, I get it if you don't watches, like, but it is, you know, but.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I think that's one of those things where it's like, if you really were like in the world of sneaker of watches, you would know whether, like, how it's going to be received.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's kind of the same thing, I think, with like. Like sometimes sneakers drop and it's like, yeah, no, this is like the new. The new Jordan. And it's like sometimes they make them with like, real leather and sometimes they make them with like the shitty plasticky stuff. And.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

If you know the, like the little ins and outs of it, you can. You can know how something might be received, but you have to be like, really in it, you know? Yeah, I don't. I mean, I never thought of it as like, he's a watch guy.

[John Feidelberg]

No, he's a rich guy who has watched.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, but he's like.

[John Feidelberg]

Even then, like, he, like, he wasn't. I mean, he says it. He said it when it came out. He's like, I'm not a watch guy. Just not the best, you know, watch mascots. Not really a fan of comedy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, right, right.

[John Feidelberg]

Give it.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, it would be like if you owned like a comedy brand and said you don't like stand up comedy. Just how Dave does things. What else do we got?

[John Feidelberg]

What was the deal with Kirk and Dave? What's that? What's that?

[Kevin Clancy]

I believe that was over anti Semitism stuff.

[John Feidelberg]

Who's for it and who's against it? I don't know which one is proudly taking the pro antisemitism.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're talking about the clip of him being like, you're my.

[John Feidelberg]

I actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I just read it. I think that was about just like Dave's involvement in like, the Jewish anti Semitism. I think I know that Dave called Kirk an anti Semite not too long ago. And I don't know.

[John Feidelberg]

Kirk doesn't think kindly to that.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't. Yeah. And I think he.

[John Feidelberg]

Back in the EEI days, Kirk does not take kindly to that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. And I think he was kind of like, you know, off. And then Dave was like, you work for me. I got that got tense. It's also coming on the heels of this, all the golf stuff, you know, it's all, you know, right now there's like a lot of different drama story lines in barstool that are all like, bleeding together. And it's like, we are, man. I. For those who don't know, like, the. The origin stories of barstool, like every year for the first, like five to ten years, every summer, there would be the Dave Portnoy explosion right before, usually right before he went to Nantucket. And in hindsight, I feel like he did it. Like, I gotta go away for a month, let me like crack the whip, scare everybody into shape, and then disappear for like my vacation. So it might. Maybe it was like intentional, maybe it was just coincidence every time. But it was like the weekend before 4th of July or the weekend before he leaves, everything would explode. Grudgement Day was one of those, like, it just always powder keg where somebody finally said the wrong thing, did the wrong thing up, and he snapped. And I feel like this summer we are cruising for a catastrophic Oppenheimer moment, bro. But right now, like, so Kirk was not invited to the Foreplay Golf Invitational.

[John Feidelberg]

Internet Invitational.

[Kevin Clancy]

Internet Invitational. And then when he found out that PFT Was he. That was, like, the last straw for him. And I will say from this, from my vantage point of watching everything, it sounds like those guys should have just been like, you're crazy, and we don't want that, and just stuck to that because it turned into, well, you're not a golf creator. And then PFT came and, like, all these little things that they kind of said, well, I didn't make the decision. They did. You're not invited because you're not a golf guy. You're not. And then all of those things were proven disproven, you know, and then that's when car, you know, goes crazy. Right. So he's being lied to, and they're changing the rules and they're changing the stories. So I think if they had just said, you're crazy. We're inviting, like, our other friends. This is like, when you invite your friends together, you know, like, oh, I can't have those friends hanging out with those friends. I like both you guys, but you're not never gonna survive together, you know?

[John Feidelberg]

I also think. I think the Kirk crazy is overstated.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think he's not as crazy.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. Oh, it's like, once.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, don't get me wrong. I. I think Kirk should be in this. I think that the golf influencer world, like, if they are genuinely, like, afraid of this or don't want this, like, that's like, grow up.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So. So what? Some guy's gonna be on the course going crazy. Beat him. You guys are supposed to be like, scratch golfers.

[John Feidelberg]

Sports are Beat the annoying.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. I was gonna say, I felt like if I was a golfer, I would be like, this is my time. I'm gonna be the hero. I'm gonna. Everyone. Oh, I don't even know this guy. But it seems like everybody hates him and they want him to lose, and he freaks out every time he loses, and I'm gonna embarrass him and beat him. And I think Kirk would respect that guy.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, like, I'd be like, oh, let me be the guy who slays this, like, dragon that nobody can deal with, and I'm the fucking hero. And instead, like, everybody to a man seems to be like, I don't want him. Now the flip side, people act like.

[John Feidelberg]

Kirk gets wheeled out like, fucking Hannah. He's a normal guy who sometimes pops off little bit. Now he's a pretty regular.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think we are a bit skewed, though. I. I think, like, if. If you told me that, like, I'm gonna go on this Show. Let's say you're like one of these Internet people, these golf influencers who just comes from the world of like, I just like putt on camera and people like me, you know.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I go home to like my wife and kids and like, you know, I have like brand safe deals and all that. You know, you just live this like cookie cutter vanilla Internet life and you find out, like, you might be on camera with this guy who's like, wishing that your daughter dies. You might just be like, I don't.

[John Feidelberg]

Want to do that.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, like, if somebody just said a random guy, would you like this or not like this? I think I could see a lot of people being like, I choose no.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't want that. But again, it's like you're on the Internet. I get that golf is this kind of little sanitary, like, YouTube world where it's like we just like play golf and we root for everybody and we like, you know.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But the rest of the Internet's not like that. And, you know, if you're on the Internet, you know how it can be and get one villain in the mix, get one fireworks in the mix.

[John Feidelberg]

Like the. I mean, Kirk would make it in. It's not my show, and I think he's good enough. I was gonna say that was the other thing I was thinking, like, it's not like he's gonna win, right? Like, some of these guys, Kirk's a very good golfer, but some of these.

[Kevin Clancy]

Guys are like, unbelievable, I think. Yeah. But then. But then. So they invited PFT and pft. It was kind of characterized as like, he was like a last minute invite. But then Dave was like, no, he was on the list like the whole time. It just got announced late. I don't know. I think it was just enough. But then. And then. So Kirk is pulling out of the rider cup. Rider cup. Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And I think he's not doing the dozen. And I think Dave's mad at that. So it was like this anti semi thing with him refusing to do work and the golf thing.

[John Feidelberg]

Kirk, dude, Kirk is like, the.

[Kevin Clancy]

Kirk is so necessary.

[John Feidelberg]

He's like barstool's union.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Because he's like, I don't care about this. Like, like, we all need jobs.

[Kevin Clancy]

Kirk. Like, I mean, well, that. That was also part of that.

[John Feidelberg]

I'll do what I want to do when I want to. To do.

[Kevin Clancy]

That was part of that fight was he was kind of like, I don't know, I'm not gonna do any stuff. Like, I Quit. And Dave's like, fine, quit. Like, you know, so it's kind of like this unstoppable force, immovable object. But you kind of need him to be like.

[John Feidelberg]

Kirk is the superhero in the barstool content universe. Like, yeah, dude. Like, we're like Ant man, but it's like, when Superman's here, just wait till Superman gets here. He's not gonna like this at all.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's like, my dad's gonna be so mad, bro. Just wait till my parents get here, man.

[John Feidelberg]

He's gonna be very upset about how you've been treating me.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's interesting in that. It's interesting in that day. Kirk is a little bit of Dave's kryptonite. And Dave is a little bit of Kirk's kryptonite.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Because Dave, like, usually can kind of crack the whip and people will fall in line. And Kirk's like, I don't. Whatever. Like, then I quit or you fire me. Like, whatever.

[John Feidelberg]

And we're like, wait, you can say that to Dave, right?

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, but then the flip side, Dave was like, you're my. And you work for me. And Kirk was kind of like, okay, all right.

[John Feidelberg]

Whatever.

[Kevin Clancy]

Whatever. Like, fine. Just keep going. You know what I mean?

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Anybody else, he'd be like, I'm gonna eat your mother's heart.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So it's a little. It is a good, like, keeps it in balance. And then there's, like, Whitney on the side just being like, I don't know, guys, like, there's poking both of them, just stirring the pot. So, yeah, that. I, I, I, I. I don't know. Like, they. Both those guys were like, he. He wants to do these things, and he's just punishing himself. And I was like, as much as he might want to do those, I think he gets more satisfaction out of.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, he wants to make a point.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yes.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, he's like, the king of point.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, if. If you could. If you could tell him, like, you're gonna win the invitational, or you're going to, like, wreak havoc on the invitational and be, like, the thorn in their side and be the storyline and ruin it or something, he, you know, I'll take that.

[John Feidelberg]

I'll make a point.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, totally. Just. Just the sickest way to live.

[Jackie]

But this is a question about golf. Do. Okay. So, like, I feel like in the girl world, like, who watch YouTubers? Like, there's the YouTubers that you watch for, like, entertainment. Like, they go out, they party, they have, like, fun, and then there's just like comfort creators. You just watch, like, to have on in the background is golf, like the comfort create. Like, yes, that is. It's like a guy's comfort creator. That's what they do. Really.

[Kevin Clancy]

I, I like watching, like, the trends of the world struggle and get better. I have no interest in watching someone who's like, a low handicap be good. Is that. Or do people like watching that? They like watching that. Yeah. Like, I, I, I can't imagine very much like, like what Jackie just said, like, how girls just throwing, like, a girl's vlog in the background for, like, just like white noise. Like, guys. Yeah, just like the sound of. But, like, I'll watch Riggs do that. That grudge match. Grudge match is awesome. Yeah, but I don't want to watch Riggs just, like, shoot 82 or whatever.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, I think they're different.

[Kevin Clancy]

I guess people are watching that for, like, to laugh and, like, this is, like, gonna be, I guess, like, I watch, like, basketball, like, like that dude, what's his name? I think. Is it Ant? Ant 1 promo. Yeah, just like, you know, makes edits of him, like, crossing dudes up. Yeah. With him. So, like, that's kind of like, that's like, yeah, definitely. But yeah, I, but I, I think they're, they are like this little Internet bubble of, like, we just like, watch people play and, like, we like our game the way we like it. We like everybody, you know, and it's like, not at all. No.

[John Feidelberg]

They're two different worlds.

[Kevin Clancy]

So I had texted Kirk after the PFT thing happened, and I don't know if he actually believed this or not, because I pulled the plug on it pretty quickly because I was like, I just don't even want to, don't want to deal with Kirk too much. But I wrote to him. I was like, I just want to get ahead of this because I know you're going to go ballistic. And I like, I'm on your side. But they invited me because they want to do, like, a non golfer amateur thing, like just making up some scenario. And he wrote, like, congrats.

[John Feidelberg]

And I don't know if he just.

[Kevin Clancy]

Was like, Never believed it, did they? Actually, no, no. I just wanted to, like, see what, you know. I was like, don't go, don't go crazy. I wanted him to be, like, a chaos. So I don't know if he believed it or not, but. Because he just wrote back. He's wrote back something like, okay, great.

[Jackie]

Like, congrats, but are you playing in the bar or basketball Minhand, nyc I did not know.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, I didn't know that was happening.

[Jackie]

I don't even. Like, I haven't even heard about.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was telling them, John. I. I texted Kirk and I said. I said, I just want to get ahead of this now so you don't go ballistic. But Frankie called me today and they invited me to the Invitational. I was like, apparently they want to do some sort of non golfers amateur part of it. And he wrote back. That makes sense. Congrats. I wonder if he's on the other side.

[John Feidelberg]

Just like, what the is going on here?

[Kevin Clancy]

Or if he knew, you know, right away. I was like, I'm just around because I was like, I don't want to even. I don't poke this bear too much, but imagine if it was just like, yeah, look at this guy. Look. Can't swing. We're gonna see, like, which of these bums can drive it the furthest.

[Jackie]

He scares me. I. If. If you ever bring up. If you ever bring up Kirk, I will not, like, for the past.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, that's what I mean, though. Like, could people like, Kirk's just a normal, funny guy. He's like, Kirk's a nice guy. He obviously gets angry, but he's. The way people talk about him is like, it's like, Kirk's just a normal.

[Jackie]

Dude, but it's him and his whole fan base. Like, I don't want that smoke. Yeah, I can live without that smoke. I'm going to live without that smoke.

[John Feidelberg]

I don't want that smoke.

[Kevin Clancy]

But he also, if you ever get caught in the minute hand smoke, the best way is to, like, give it back to him a little bit. And then they kind of like, like you. You know what I mean?

[Jackie]

Yeah. I don't know if probably it's best not do it.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know?

[Jackie]

What if I was.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, what if you're like, what? Say it. Say it. They. They asked you to come play for the. For the. For the New York basketball team.

[John Feidelberg]

I think I'm away.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out. Also, I don't know if I want that smoke. I thought you were a competitor, bro. I am.

[John Feidelberg]

Yo.

[Kevin Clancy]

That's the problem. No, I think, like, I get into a fight every single game I play. Let's go see. But, like, Kirk would like that. I think this is good for Content. I don't know. I mean, you'll be a hero to a bunch of Kirk haters if you like up Kirk. Yeah, that is true. I'm already like, petrified of Kirk last.

[John Feidelberg]

I wanted, like, that beef with him.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, I get why it is, but, you know, I've always found it's like, if you're just, like, normal to. Even me and him have had, like, our spats, and you just kind of. It's a lot of sour cream. Right. I asked for us. I asked just for a side of sour cream. They give a tub of sour cream.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, is this your room?

[Kevin Clancy]

No, but I have food up here. I was gonna say. I mean, I'll use all of it but an ice cream. Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Speaking of that, who. You got a little ice cream in the bathroom?

[Kevin Clancy]

Do I have ice cream in the bathroom? No.

[John Feidelberg]

I thought it looked like a McFlurry.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, that would be a yogurt. You're healthy these days.

[John Feidelberg]

Healthy these days.

[Kevin Clancy]

I still eat a ton of ice cream, but that's about it. I had had some ice cream the other day, and I was like. It was almost like I fell off the wagon.

[John Feidelberg]

It's like, lord, forgive me, it's time to go back to the old man.

[Kevin Clancy]

It was good, though, because I had it, and I. I wasn't like, my God. I was kind of like, all right, that's fine. That's the real test. You can be in front of me.

[John Feidelberg]

I'm not an addict. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

I was like.

[John Feidelberg]

I just really, really like it.

[Jackie]

Well, that's. I didn't realize that on Ozempic, bad food actually tastes. Tastes bad because it quiets apart in your brain that gets, like, addicted to, like, the sugar, the. The, you know, whatever chemicals. And so without that chemical, it doesn't actually taste that good, so it just. Food tastes different.

[John Feidelberg]

That's what I've heard with Ozempic. That, like, yes, it's good that it's. You would know, healthier and skinnier and stuff like that. But, like, it's Real applications are, like. It can cure addiction.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Really?

[John Feidelberg]

Again, that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I've heard that. I can't believe that we just haven't figured out, as a society how to make things tasty without, like. I mean, I guess I'm always pretty surprised that, like, Coke Zero and Diet Coke is zero calories.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And it tastes like a lot of people like that. You know, that's like, why can't we do that for all food? Why can't there be, like, broccoli that tastes like ice cream?

[Jackie]

I know, but apparently, like, it gives you cancer.

[Kevin Clancy]

We're all gonna get cancer. You know that moment at night when you're looking up, turning off the lights and you just want to feel completely safe before heading to bed. I feel like that's a ordinarily a chick thing. Did I turn off the oven? Did I turn off my hair straightener? Did we lock the garage? You know, I, I usually don't have those moments. I'm just like, I don't know, whatever's.

[John Feidelberg]

Gonna happen is gonna happen, maybe something.

[Kevin Clancy]

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[John Feidelberg]

Is he being sarcastic when he says that?

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know. I don't think so.

[John Feidelberg]

Because if he, I, I could see because no, because he definitely doesn't do it a lot.

[Kevin Clancy]

He was like, you guys brought this upon yourself. He did say, he's like, you guys just beat us. I understand that. But like if the Bucks just beat the Celtics, I don't think he's doing like buck shirts and Bucks rants and Bucks, you know, state of the unions on the Bucks firing their coach.

[John Feidelberg]

No.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, but he was like, you guys bring it upon yourself with like how your antics as a fan base, I get that. But also I'm like, fine, but then my thing, you can do all this, by the way. I don't care. It's good for sports. Boston, New York rivalry, all that. But then there's also times these same people turn around and they're like, the Knicks haven't won and they're irrelevant. It's like, well, which is it? Yeah, you know, because if it was the Orlando Magic who are irrelevant and don't win and they went on some run, I think you would be like, ah, like we got beat by the underdogs. Like you almost root for them. Maybe like whatever. You're not. It's probably a New York thing. It's definitely a Knicks thing. It's could be a barstool thing. Whatever it is, but it's a thing.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, I mean like I, I was trying to think of it. I, I would be very surprised. Maybe Rex Ryan, he did like a coaches fired thing. I can't imagine there are many.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. And, and that's because it's like Patriots and Jets are not a rivalry on. But they're a rivalry like in the content world.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So that's fine. But that's always kind of been my thing about a lot of it happens with the Mets too. Like people really don't like the Mets. I don't. A lot of people don't like the Knicks. Like, it's New York in general, which I understand, but then they try to be like, new York doesn't mean anything. It's like, well, which is it here? Which, by the way, I have no problem with the Knicks firing Tom Thibodeau. Like, if sports, like, all too often you, like, let a window close or up your opportunity by, like, doing the right thing. You know what I mean?

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, Tom Thibodeau did earn not getting fired. Like, he had the best. The most sustained success without winning a championship of any Knicks coach in a long, long time. Got to the Eastern Conference finals. You beat Boston in that sense. You could say they overachieved by beating, like, the number one seed or, you know, two seed, but the number one team, really. But if you just, like, take a step back and it's like, there are issues. People are always kind of like, can Tibs get over the hump and get to the promised land? And if you think he can't, then do it.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Same thing with Carl Anthony Towns. Like, if you can move Towns like I think you should. He did good. He was a big piece of why they got there. In a regular world, most likely, it's like, run this core back, like, see what they can do in the real world. It's like, the. Especially right now in the NBA, there's, like, a lot of parody. And, like, in a weird way, it's almost. You can say, like, there's no LeBron dynasty or warriors dynasty. So, like, there's parody. But also, that means that there's, like, 10 teams that are. That have a shot at winning.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So you gotta, like, strike now. And, like, so if there's good. Good pieces and coaches and players who got you far, but you think that there's issues, like, rip that Band aid.

[John Feidelberg]

I agree. I am on the other side of.

[Kevin Clancy]

It and have failed by trying to.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, this is what the Bruins did. The Bruins have now fired two coaches who are both Jack Adams. I mean, honestly, their core ended up firing three Jack Adams winners. But, like, fired Bruce Cassidy won the Stanley cup next year. He won the Stanley cup, not the Bruins. And then they got a new coach, Montgomery, who I really liked. I thought Montgomery was a great coach. Fired him start of the season, and they were like, he's not speaking of the players. Guess what happened by trade deadline? Sold the whole team.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. Yeah. No, but. But here's the thing. It could backfire, but I would Rather proactive moves than like, we just lose in the Eastern Conference finals.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, on some regards. It's like, we just had our best season 25 years. Like, that's amazing. And it's like, yes. But also, I think there are fundamental problems. Dick's just been out the whole time. We should put a pixelated over the whole episode.

[John Feidelberg]

No, I just took a piss. So it just, just happened.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I think there are, like, fundamental problems. Like, he plays his players too much. He, like, got out. Coached, like, pretty directly against the Pacers. He's supposed to be like a defensive wizard. They didn't play well defensively. He, like, when he finally did sit starters, he sat them for way too long. Like, I think there's enough issues where it's like, if I had to guess, I think some of the players also are like, I don't want to play 44 minutes a game.

[John Feidelberg]

Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're like, taking years off a guy's careers by playing under dicks. You know what I mean? So, you know, I don't know. I, I, I, I, I'm. It could backfire, but I would hate it to just be like, yeah, we just, like, tried again. And, you know, the real shame of it all is like, this. A lot broke their way this time around.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

The Pacers are going to prove and have proved that they're like, just a good team. I don't know whether it's because they're from Indiana or Halliburton's overrated or whatever, that people view them as like, the Knicks should have beat them, but that in, in hindsight, like, they shouldn't have. They're the better team.

[John Feidelberg]

Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

But it did feel like you got through Boston, the Cavs got picked off, like, all these things.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

So it's like, that was probably your chance. So, you know, who knows? But I, I don't think it's the craziest thing in the movie. And that by the flip side of it, is like, Rick Carlisle did a great job with the Pistons and they fired him. Brought in Larry Brown. They won a chip. I think LeBron had that happen, like, multiple times. Like, fire guy bringing a new one wins a chip. So there's precedent, I think, both ways, but. But a lot of people worried about it. It's like a lot of people worried about the next and their coaching.

[Jackie]

Sorry to take it away from, like, the sports aspect of it, but Tom Thibodeau, if I were to come up with a ranking of top 10 most fun names to say, I'd put Him in there. It sounds like a. Like a.

[Kevin Clancy]

Such a sexy man.

[John Feidelberg]

I remember when I was in the.

[Kevin Clancy]

He's just very. He's not a good looking guy.

[John Feidelberg]

I was in the gambling cave for game three or whatever game I was in the gambling game for. And. And Rico just turns around goes. You think of Thibodeau's hair? What kind of ridiculous question.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think it's absolutely awful.

[John Feidelberg]

What do you think of this bald man's hair?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, arguably. Arguably the worst hair on the planet. Is that what you want me to say, Mr. Neutrophil? Rico, he's got his hair hair commercials out there.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, really?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

Which Rico.

[Kevin Clancy]

Rico does have a nice head of hair. But he does talk about it like he's, you know, John Stamos.

[John Feidelberg]

Does he?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, he's like, listen, the one thing I got going for me, I mean, I guess so.

[Jackie]

I don't know.

[John Feidelberg]

I think, I think the best hair up Barcelona's Owen. Owen's got Owen. But then he said he's gonna shave it because he. But he just shaves it and then.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like lets it grow for like three years.

[John Feidelberg]

Look. No, like the next day you're like, wow, the. Do you have all that hair again? Yeah, he has like, like Eddie Munster, like thick like dude.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know who might have like the best hair in the world?

[John Feidelberg]

Chrissy D. This definitely got very good hair.

[Kevin Clancy]

Holy. And he's recently like been like, I think let it go and like styling it. And I was like, this is the greatest head of hair I've ever seen. That handsome prick. What else we got? Oh, speaking of Rico, that, that moment with him jerking off to the camera with Nadu to do. Did you see that?

[John Feidelberg]

No.

[Kevin Clancy]

So they did one of their challenges. You had to do the three Man. We.

[John Feidelberg]

I saw, I saw he rescued like he was the hero of the three man.

[Kevin Clancy]

He was at times the goat where he missed with like four at like 45 and then. But then he got number 50. Okay, but at 49. Did you watch that Peps? You know how it went? Because it was like you, you know, you do the three man weave, which means you run down the court, you pass the ball, and if you had to just go back and forth like 50 times that you, you know, no matter how many guys you're rotating in, you'd probably get tired and. But it seemed like they would like do it and then take a break kind of and then like go again. So I don't know what. Because building up to like number 50, they were like kind of just walking around being like, like, all right, are you ready to go? And they put Nadu on the screen doing his laugh. He does like that frank laugh, you know. And I think it was just a video, but I think Rico thought it was a live stream. And it goes to Rico and he hits the layup to win it and then he just grabs the camera and he's like grabs like violently grabs his dick and balls. He had people holding him back in the camera. Like I think he's like the tip the of his dick was like on the camera.

[John Feidelberg]

Crazy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Anything else? What do we got? I feel like LeBron is being pretty mean to Brian Windhorst.

[John Feidelberg]

I feel bad for Wendy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Remember, remember like a few weeks ago.

[John Feidelberg]

Like I remember that when he was on the McAfee Show.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah. He was kind of like these, this guy who like acts like you were friends like him and that was kind of like I can see where this dude basically like riding your coattails and like earning a career off of it and probably being like a, a little bit of like a hanger on is weird. But like I, I, I would think that was a little bit of a two way street that he used to like give you favorable articles and like all that kind of.

[John Feidelberg]

Certainly a LeBron guy.

[Kevin Clancy]

Sure. He protected him. I'm sure there's things that Wendy knows he doesn't talk about. And then, and I guess, I guess Wendy brought this upon himself. But I think he was right. I guess LeBron is now. Is he doing a, a podcast with.

[John Feidelberg]

Steve Nash or was that just like he's done one?

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, I think, and I think they're like doing it together. I think it's almost like JJ Redick is now Steve.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh, right. I was thinking he was with jj. Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Now it's confusing.

[John Feidelberg]

The whites. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And Wind Horse was like if LeBron does a show with Steve Nash and he's just talking X's and O's, like I, I don't think that's, people are really going to like that. And I think that's kind of true. I don't know. I don't think that's, I mean I'm sure he's LeBron James. He does a podcast. People gonna listen.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I don't, you know, I, I wouldn't listen to that. I love.

[John Feidelberg]

But I think there's plenty of basketball fans.

[Kevin Clancy]

I'm sure. I, I don't, I just don't think it's going to be like a Pat McAfee.

[John Feidelberg]

No. I think that's weird of Wendy to Say, I didn't know he said that. That's weird to come out. And like, what do you care when.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah. I. I don't know what the context was. I guess if you're just coming out of nowhere so you, you know, you brought it upon yourself.

[John Feidelberg]

LeBron started a podcast. That's gonna suck. Yeah, no, he would be mad about that.

[Kevin Clancy]

But he was just like. He. His quote was like, like, here goes two. Two more guys on. On. On TV talking about. Like, they don't know what the. They're talking about. It was.

[John Feidelberg]

That's also insane. He goes, lebron James and Steve Nash.

[Kevin Clancy]

He goes, sucks to have to listen to two guys who know nothing about basketball talk about basketball.

[John Feidelberg]

Well, he must have been sarcastic. It's LeBron James and Steve Nash. They don't.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, no, that's LeBron talking about Wendy.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh. Oh, yeah, I see. So LeBron's being sarcastic and being like, yeah, people are. Who are people who are interested in bat. Like, I. I probably wouldn't listen to it, but if, you know, like, McDavid and so and so had like, a breakdown of hockey, I'd check it out occasionally. Yeah, I wouldn't be a regular, regular listener, but I'd be like, pretty cool to watch.

[Kevin Clancy]

I do remember listening to him and J.J. redick, and I was like, damn, you got to be like, you gotta almost be a professional basketball player to understand what they're talking about. Like, yeah, the terminology and the plays. And I was like, you have to know the plays that the NBA teams are running, like, the terms, the everything, you know, to really get it. So. And I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who are that hardcore. But. But I. It's got to be tough for Wendy to just be like. I mean, I guess like, Lester Lauren, shut the up. Stop talking about this guy. But man, LeBron is just jerking off. Rico Boscoing him. That's like he. Somebody said to him, maybe Pablo Torre or somebody was interviewing him. Wind Horse. And it was kind of like.

[John Feidelberg]

He.

[Kevin Clancy]

Was saying that, like, a lot of people came to Wind Horse's defense, like, and he was like, that must have felt good that a lot of people were like, hey, like, like, leave. Like, you know, don't. Don't talk about Wendy. He's like a good guy, you know, and he was like, I think that was like, good for you. Like, ultimately, like, that was a win for, like, your brand. And Wendy was like, I mean, I wish it didn't happen. I guess the, like, the guy I've dedicated my life to for the last 20 years. Didn't openly hate me. But yeah, that's. That's a great little feud that's bubbling. I did not see that one coming. Oh, I. Somebody posted on Instagram Jackie's basically her. Her restaurant idea. They said restaurants should have a menu option called the rat that lets you scurry around and eat leftovers that people won't finish. The waiter, the waiter could ask guests if they would like a box or they would like to send it to the Rat.

[Jackie]

I'm telling you. Wait, I have a new. But this one's a shopping idea. It's a store, okay. No windows. You can't see anything inside of it. And if you go in the store, you have to buy something, man. And there will be difference of. Well no, the price ranges.

[Kevin Clancy]

We call it gotta be like, like twist my arm or something. Like you have to do it. Like.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah. It's like.

[Kevin Clancy]

But, but, but we don't even know like is it close? You don't even know anything. It could be closed. It could be like power tools number one.

[John Feidelberg]

Oh yeah, door number one.

[Jackie]

Love that.

[Kevin Clancy]

Or maybe you even have three doors and it's like one door might be closed. One door might be like home decor and one door might be like an illegal alien.

[Jackie]

Or maybe it's like a popup shop every. Every week or something like that. So you don't know what the pop up shop is.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's kind of like those sample sales and it's like. But if you walk in, you got to get something.

[John Feidelberg]

You know what would be cool? Like pop up thrift stores. But they come from a region.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is like your food.

[Jackie]

You have to guess the region.

[John Feidelberg]

So it's just like like you know, it's a southern pop up and you're like, oh, I'll go there. I can get some, some like good like cowboy car Carhartt's actually probably more. I think a cart more is like in New England, but I don't know what it is. But flannel maybe like and then you got California and you got like oh.

[Kevin Clancy]

There'S like get some reef.

[John Feidelberg]

That's where the best thrifting is.

[Kevin Clancy]

Is in like regional spots. Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

I think they say the best place to thrift thrift shop is find out where rich people sell their close.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And go go there.

[Jackie]

What region would have the best thrifting?

[John Feidelberg]

As I understand, I'm not a major thrifter as I've understanded from Pavs that the Midwest has the best really that's funny. Yeah.

[Jackie]

What country do you think has the most Instagram followers of people combined? Is it in America?

[Kevin Clancy]

Wherever Ronaldo's from.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

No, yeah, you're probably right, though.

[John Feidelberg]

It's America.

[Jackie]

But Ronaldo, I think is from Portugal. Right. That's pretty small.

[John Feidelberg]

He's from Madeira, an island the. Yeah. It's not. It's.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's America, I would imagine 75, but.

[John Feidelberg]

I guess India could be, maybe. But, like, Russia, I don't think has the juice. India, because India's got stuff that, like.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know, the Jews love it. I think those other places, you know, don't even have the. Right. Like. Like, they don't have Instagram, I guess.

[John Feidelberg]

I guess China. I don't know if China does. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

But India just has, like, I bet you, like, per capita or something. It's probably America. Like, I bet you America is really close with, like, one third of the people.

[John Feidelberg]

Right.

[Kevin Clancy]

You know what I mean? It has, like, almost 2 billion people. And America has.

[Jackie]

Yeah. India, United States, Brazil, Brazil, Indonesia, Turkey. Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Just all of the ass.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, Brazil's right. It's us Is far behind India, and then Brazil's right on our.

[Kevin Clancy]

What are the numbers?

[John Feidelberg]

I honestly don't even know. In millions. So India, 413. I don't know how to read graphs like this. Like, 413.85 in millions. I don't know what that means.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think that means 430 million, but.

[John Feidelberg]

That'S all they have for fall. That can't be right because, like, LeBron has, like, 190, so it's got to be 4 billion.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, you're right. Yeah. 413. Pointy turkey.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Wouldn't that turkey that I feel like, has, like, a lot of rich people? I don't know. I. One of the great, like, mysteries of the world is why Selena Gomez has so many followers. Amazing.

[Kevin Clancy]

Great.

[John Feidelberg]

I, I.

[Kevin Clancy]

Early on, you know, like, if you just really used it right.

[John Feidelberg]

She was. Yeah, she was dating Bieber when it came out. I've said that about Selena Gomez. I've asked, like, the girls in the office. I'm like, like, what does. Now this is pre Only murders. But I was like, what? I don't. I'm not even trying to talk down to her, but, like, what does she do? Like, she was a child star.

[Kevin Clancy]

She did a little bit of everything, but nothing, like, major.

[John Feidelberg]

And then. Yeah. I don't know. She doesn't really make music, I don't think. I don't know. She knows. She. But there was a. There Was like a five to seven year run where like she wasn't really making music. I again, I wasn't trying to be an. She's like, what is. What is Selena?

[Jackie]

I used to be a big fan of her. Like, like Wizards of Waverly Place was like my favorite show growing up. She's lost me in the past few years. I. I feel as though she has such a victim mentality kind of.

[Kevin Clancy]

I think at one point I was on her side. And then it's like, even if. Let's say you got done dirty by Bieber, like, it's time to shut the up. She's married. They've moved on. You need to move on too. Like I feel always subtweeting, sub taking shots.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's like enough, enough.

[Jackie]

And like. And like, you know, maybe I don't know the whole story because she does also have like a lot of health issues. So like that, that. I'm not saying that, but it does just seem like it's like there's certain documentaries where everything is just like once everyone's trying to get her has like.

[Kevin Clancy]

If it's just Bieber was like still single, whatever. But it's like once they have like a wife and kids and it's time to stop. Even if they like, absolutely, you know, were the in the wrong. It's. By the way, Nikki Smokes put up his blog. Did you see that? What I would do if I'm selected for the Barcelona beach house. You wrote a blog? No, that's. The blog just says. I just guess that's what you would do. Nikki has really. I mean, he's just established himself as like a generational coxman.

[Jackie]

I'm curious to see like he has something like it might be in person. Like he has like crazy major game.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, you know, it is a little bit gas esque. A lot of people used to kind of be like, how does Gaz so much? And then you kind of see him in action and he was like very confident. And yeah has Riz, as the girls would say, as the kids would say. So maybe it's one of those. But I almost think that's a pretty big bullseye on your back now. Like I. I wouldn't want to walk into anywhere, especially any show being like, that's the guy who. Because like, then if you don't or like you embarrass yourself. Yeah, yeah, girl shuts you down or something, then it's like, you know, bad look. So. Man, I can't believe Jackie's gonna Nicky smokes.

[Jackie]

Have you guys been thinking the whole time about how much you want to just, like, take those two little things and just crush them in your hand?

[John Feidelberg]

I hadn't thought about it. I. I had the idea of blowing them head. Crossed my mind.

[Kevin Clancy]

They're really dry. Like, they will crunch. They will.

[Jackie]

Yeah. So put. So put a microphone to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Sorry.

[Jackie]

Housekeepers tip them different paths. Sorry.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

How about this thing? Have you seen this thing?

[John Feidelberg]

I saw it. I didn't know what it was.

[Kevin Clancy]

I don't know what it is.

[Jackie]

Incense.

[Kevin Clancy]

Oh, you. You burned this.

[Jackie]

You burn it.

[Kevin Clancy]

This seems like a health. Yeah, like the. The rest. The. The hotel's like, here's just kindling for your room.

[John Feidelberg]

There's no way you're supposed to have a light this wood on fire.

[Jackie]

You do. That's the whole point. Yeah, that's like you. You gotta get the bad juju out. Somebody needs to, OCD wise, crush the other one now. Oh, put a microphone to it.

[Kevin Clancy]

How about this?

[Jackie]

Oh.

[John Feidelberg]

That one. That one Good.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

All right, let's set that on fire.

[Jackie]

Love that.

[John Feidelberg]

There's no way this hotel is like. These are open flames to light.

[Kevin Clancy]

But it is. It does have scent in it, and that's probably how you would release it. We do have to set that on fire. Hi, yeah, front desk. Can you bring me fire, please? I like an open flame.

[Jackie]

There's. There's certain.

[Kevin Clancy]

You have to clean this up. This is your fault. I wasn't going to do this.

[Jackie]

All right, all right.

[Kevin Clancy]

Are you going to drop your. Your boob job stats? Like, Kylie, let the people know what you got done.

[Jackie]

I mean, you could be the reverse.

[Kevin Clancy]

How much did you get taken out?

[Jackie]

Taken out?

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, Like, I need some girl to make a video being like, Queen Jackie. Please drop the breast reduction stats.

[Jackie]

If I. If I could find the stats from, like, years ago, I'll drop them. But I love Kylie for this, dude.

[Kevin Clancy]

It's. It is. She is on a heater as far as good pr.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

She's doing, like, for someone who's a billionaire and a general Kardashian and dating Timothee Chalamet. Like, she's doing it right, right now. Going to Boston, going to Indiana, going to Detroit. She posted the picture of her. Her suitcase where she had, like, Nick's lingerie in it. Did you see that? Everyone's like, what a. What a. Like, down with the Meek Mill.

[John Feidelberg]

We on the next.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She. She posted the Sex in the City meme that was like, I don't get laid unless the Knicks win. So now we like basketball. So, like, she. She is on a heater. And that. Yes. This girl made a video being like. I thought it was, like, gonna be like someone was shaming her. And she was like, you. Like, here it is. But it was. It was a girl being like, I want to get my test done for all the girls who want, like, plastic surgery. Like, please tell us how you did it. And so it was like a. A good thing.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, transparency and, like, not lying. No body shaming. And so she said 445cc's of silicone, half underneath the muscle. Here you go. The real winner is that guy, Garth Fisher. She just dropped the name of the plastic surgeon.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. Oh, really?

[Kevin Clancy]

Which he was already. I mean, he's already doing kennel. Generous.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

And he was like the ABC extreme makeover doctor. So he's, like, set. But this was, like, tagged him. And, like, that guy is, like, his.

[John Feidelberg]

Schedule filled up big time.

[Jackie]

Apparently, under the muscle is a much better boob job than over the muscle. I didn't know.

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, she said half and half.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Kevin Clancy]

She said half under the muscle, which I've never heard of that. But, like, that's. You know, it's like when you get hibachi and you get the filet mignon and the shrimp and half. I would say. I've always heard under the muscle. I would say whatever they did for Kendall, Kylie Diner is what other people should do.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jackie]

I am reaching a point where I'm kind of like, I want another procedure done to them.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, oh, you got the itch.

[Jackie]

Yeah. But I just feel like, what if.

[Kevin Clancy]

You got your tits back?

[Jackie]

I know. Like, can I have it back?

[John Feidelberg]

Original nipples, please.

[Kevin Clancy]

Give me this.

[John Feidelberg]

A lot.

[Jackie]

Yeah, so. But I don't.

[Kevin Clancy]

But we got to get your mirror dry. I gotta reach back out to them. We're gonna fix those pits, and then you're gonna do your lips, right? Lips, bits and tits. Yeah.

[Jackie]

And then. And then just, like, once I get a little bit of money, I'm just gonna, like, get better shampoo. Get, like, you know, whatever.

[Kevin Clancy]

I mean, as always, you're not. You're not uglier or pretty. You're rich or poor.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah, poor.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're not. You're not saying the other side of it, just poor. But, yeah, she's. I mean, a lot of people are loving that. That was, like, genuinely a smart move because there's just so much, like, people put out false expectations, and they are Fake. But they don't let people think that. And everyone thinks like, why don't I look like that? And she's like, like, here's how you look like that. Yeah, here's exactly, you know, how much it costs and here's how you do it, you know. But I do think there's also a part of like, you could go do 445cc's of silicone half under the boob. And if you get a bad doctor and you don't have a body like Kylie Jenner, it's not gonna look like that. So there still is a little bit of like, don't, don't hold your breath about steroids.

[John Feidelberg]

Like, yeah, you can take steroids if you want. You gotta get the ball.

[Kevin Clancy]

Still gotta hit that ball, man.

[Jackie]

I also feel like for them, like, there's no point in keeping it a secret because everyone already, if you think of plastic surgery, like the first family, you think it was Kardashians, right?

[Kevin Clancy]

Well, that's what I said it was. It was like other families passed down like their recipe, you know, here's how to make our marinara sauces. Little this, little that. Like, here's how the Kardashians get their tits.

[Jackie]

They're seriously like single handedly not evolving. But like, I wonder if they're contributing to like evolution at all. Because now all girls, I guess it.

[John Feidelberg]

Wasn'T really they're contributing to like, people are gonna be pretty confused when they find graves.

[Kevin Clancy]

Dude, people are.

[John Feidelberg]

The hell is all this stuff in it?

[Kevin Clancy]

People legit are not aging. Like Megan Trainer was talking about the other day, she was like, I'm trying to do like anti aging biology things. And it's like, I mean, even Meghan Trainer, not like she's a nobody, but like, I get that like the Kardashians are like, this is what we do. We look pretty, so we got to do whatever it takes. But all these other people doing like, I mean, they, you know, you look at Christina Aguilera right now.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

Lohan, it's like you're legit Benjamin Button. Weird. You're going backwards, man.

[Jackie]

And guys, there's just still there.

[Kevin Clancy]

But I actually think, guys, we were watching PTI is like a sports sports program. And, and there's a guy, Tony Kornheiser, who's been a bald man with like the ring hair. He like, he looks like an old guy, but he's looked like the same old guy probably from 50 to like 75. He's been around for like 25 years and he's always looked like that. So he's not like, like young, but he's also not really aging. And I just feel like in general there are bald guys. But, like, look at the barstool office. Like a bunch of those guys in a few more years would have just had like the ring around. Yeah. Thibodeau comb over. And now they're. They've got hair. And that's like some relatively normal dudes, you know? So, like, if everybody's just doing like that, eventually we're all just gonna look the same. Like one androgynous species that all looks the same until you're dead. That.

[Jackie]

That's kind of like. We talk about this on fishbowl. But like, being bald, like, hair is the one thing that you guys kind of have to like, if you're not trying, then, like, that's offensive. Like, we're always like bald guys, but not because, like, actually we care if you're bald. It's just like, if we're gonna like, whatever. It's like the one thing that you kinda gotta.

[Kevin Clancy]

If you put a little bit of effort, it's like there's. There's medicine, there's the gummies. You could do the, The. The. The transplant. There's options.

[John Feidelberg]

Now.

[Kevin Clancy]

It used to just be like, you're. Shave your head, you know. Now. Now there are chances. I don't know. You would rather like. I mean, when White Sox Dave shaved his head, it was like, you're fine. You know, his hair is growing nicely. You posted like a picture. It's like, he's gonna have nice hair. But also he could have just like, would you. If some guy was just like a hot dude who shaved his head and was like, yeah, I. I'm not. I don't give a. About all that. Like, I just shave my head. It's kind of like a attractive to be like, I don't really care.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, but. But like, what I want to see is effort. Like, Dave shaved his head midst surgery.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

And maybe that was what made him hot, was just being like, okay, you're trying.

[Kevin Clancy]

You're confirmed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That. That you just straight up said that's what made him hot. Oh, maybe we should get White Sox Dave in the house and then Jackie Woodfucking.

[Jackie]

I really don't. It's what made him in the picture appear more attractive than in past photos.

[Kevin Clancy]

There you go. You're going to edit that, I bet.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Oh, I'm editing all of this. But. But I just like, again, like, if we're gonna be doing, like, 40 under the muscle for, like, whatever, like, then.

[Kevin Clancy]

You better at least.

[Jackie]

You better at least take a chew.

[Kevin Clancy]

Yeah.

[John Feidelberg]

That's all.

[Jackie]

That's all you gotta ask.

[Kevin Clancy]

Maybe. By the way, you know, I've been seeing these threads on, like, Twitter that are like, the Barstool, the Brazil Big Brother house is, like, out of control. There's something going on with the Twitter algorithm, and I know this is going to sound silly and people are going to laugh at me for it, but, like, if you click on, like, a sports thing, you'll get fed some sports stuff. If you click on one horny tweet, it could.

[John Feidelberg]

It consumes your Twitter.

[Kevin Clancy]

Like, I clicked one thing that said Big Brother Brazil is, like, out of control. Look at this thread. And it was just screenshots and videos from there. And those guys just on, like, they're just under the sheets, but just like. Like, clapping threesomes. Like, this guy was this girl, she was just, like, in the guy's bunk, getting. And this one dude was watching. He was laying like this, watching, and he just got up and walked over and, like, grabbed her head. And this is nuts. But I watched one thing, and now everything is like, this thread, don't open in public. This thread is too dangerous. I'm like, I got the horniest Twitter alive now. God damn it. But what if, you know, what if. What if barstool beach house is just like one of these foreign. You know, everyone's just getting clapped, who knows?

[Jackie]

And then I'm doing the pranks.

[John Feidelberg]

Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

This is like a pig running a picture of, like, Nikki smokes someone, and. And Jackie's just, like, you know, tying their. Tying their sleeves in knots.

[John Feidelberg]

Jackie's the gremlin of the shore house.

[Jackie]

Get her out. Yeah.

[Kevin Clancy]

All right, we'll be back in New York for next week, right? This is our second episode this week. Yeah. So. All right, we'll be back with a recap of the tires premiere and whatever else is going on in the KFC radio world. See ya.