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Rico
Rico and Kirk are the two people who like go into the show. I was like, well, I know they're both crazy and I watching the show Pink Wedding in particular, I'm like, well.
KFC
Both those people are crazy and in totally different ways.
Marty Mush
Like very different.
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Rico
This is Andrew Whitworth right here.
KFC
Who's Andrew Whitworth?
Marty Mush
I do look like him obviously bald and jacked the guy on like Thursday Night Football.
Rico
It's actually.
KFC
That is the. I'm a pro athlete on television, looking professional, but I'm still cool, dude.
Rico
They all. It infuriates me watching Thursday Night Football. They all have, like. It's so clear. Amazon got them all stylists and they all like Ryan Fitzpatrick every time. Untucked Hawaiian shirt, a suit, Whitworth sweatshirt, sport coat, Richard Sherman double breasted kind of wacky jacket. And they all wear the same thing every Thursday night for 17 weeks. What do you guys want to talk about? Because I got something.
KFC
For 17 straight weeks just ready to unleash this. I've said this so many times. This should be John.
Rico
It's every time. It's every time. Pick up any. Pull up any picture of it. It's every time. Pass every time.
KFC
If this was your Persona online, you would be a megastar.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
KFC
The fashionable guy who like tears down and makes fun of not tears out, but just critiques all these people.
Rico
I just noticed. I just see it.
Marty Mush
That's.
Rico
I. I see what you're doing.
KFC
Easy for me.
Dan
You're kind of spot on with your outfit comparisons.
KFC
I mean, last episode, Jackie was dressed as a Muslim imam.
Rico
She was.
KFC
She came straight from the mosque to the podcast.
Rico
It was a good fit. It just also looked like.
KFC
Any Muslims.
Dan
Yeah, I mean, I actually. That you weren't even like, every single person roasted me for. For the outfit. It was like Nate was kind of the most spot on, I would say. And then Kelly, we were saying was like. I mean, I like all the pieces.
Rico
Individually, I like popped up like, that's the meanest one. That was the meanest.
Dan
She'd say that.
KFC
We got Marty on right now. Are you. You're engaged still, right? You guys haven't got married yet. Yeah, engaged to one of the major players in Surviving Barstool right now who is just running a ruthless racket in this game right now. Oh, when she. When she made Biz swear on his mother that. That she. He wouldn't vote for her. And then she just wrote her name.
Marty Mush
I didn't promise him even say swear on your mind.
Rico
When he threw that out, I. I was like, that's a big thing to throw out.
Marty Mush
Said it like, I didn't see me say a word. They were just scared of me.
Rico
Not that I thought he was gonna lie or anything like that, but I was like, that seemed like an unnecessary.
KFC
That's a quick jump.
Marty Mush
Like, by the way, during this was like, while this is being Filmed I was on her brother's bachelor party. So I'm, like, trying to entertain him.
KFC
And, like, that's always an awkward spot, by the way.
Marty Mush
And then. Yeah. And then he. She's like, just like, she can't text me much at all. But, like, I'm just, like, worried about her because this is crazy what's going on. And now I'm seeing in real life, I'm like, holy.
KFC
I didn't promise him I would write his name.
Rico
The big. The pink wedding. I, I. There's been so much hubbub about throughout the office that when it first started, I was actually crazy underwhelmed because I couldn't follow it. When they were first on the grass.
KFC
God's also an idiot.
Rico
Yeah. When they were first on the grass, though, like, the very first time before they voted anyone out, and everyone's on the grass and they're just jumping from, like, circle to circle and everyone's throwing out every name. I was like, I can't follow this at all. Then once they all got back to the table, then I was like, okay, I can see what's happening.
Marty Mush
Them talking about it at the table while they're voting is crazy. That doesn't happen anyway.
KFC
Yeah, that was crazy. The there. The. I think the big thing right now that I took away was the voting, the busing guys out because they are. Are Their contract is up. I don't know. The great. I wouldn't have said that to the camera.
Rico
I don't.
KFC
I would have put in the.
Marty Mush
I think that could be true, though. Like. Yeah, that makes sense. If they are doing that also film.
KFC
Will and previous champion. Will is a professional athlete. Will wins every challenge.
Marty Mush
Yes.
Rico
Yeah.
KFC
There's a million other things you could say before you put that on yourself. Of. I mean, like, they're. They're gonna. I'm sure James be like, I don't care. But it's like Will was also gunning for them. Like, yeah. Also just be like, you're trying to get me out, so I'm going to get you out.
Marty Mush
Just.
KFC
You don't need to bring the real world in because that's where I think the. The hubub comes from. The real world blending with the fake world. If everything was just. There was no. And that's what makes barstool Surviving Barstool so great is there is exactly when. When everyone just comes from the regular show, they don't know each other. There's no dynamic. There's no nothing. You don't see each other ever again. If you don't want to. That. That's what makes Surviving Barstool awesome. That's what also makes Surviving Barstool hard for the players and weird for fans where it's like, well, I like these guys a lot in real life, and it sounds like, you know, now you're bringing business into it. Yeah. But, you know, if you're a fan of Boston and, you know, their contracts up and then these guys are kind of like blackballing them from a game, I just wouldn't, you know, if that was me, I'd be like, why did you even. Why did I. Why.
Marty Mush
Why do you look that Bill? Like, we're negotiating right now.
KFC
Yeah, yeah. Right, right. Like, in real time almost.
Rico
But I would handle it. If it was me, I would have handled it. I would have voted them out, but I would have handled it. Like. Like donating money to charity, where you're like, I'm actually doing this for the tax breaks. But I'm just going to tell you I care about the cause. Yes.
KFC
Yes, that's fair.
Marty Mush
I'll just.
Rico
I'll just get. Tell you a different reason why I. I did what I did. But I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do.
KFC
I mean, that. It's a totally fair idea. I just, again, wouldn't have said it publicly to, like, hundreds of thousands of.
Marty Mush
Viewers, but, yeah, they were very upset with that.
KFC
Yeah, it does feel like when you say that, it's like, oh, well, then I never had a shot. Like, I shouldn't even showed up, you know?
Marty Mush
But it does. Like you said, it does add to the show where it's like, it's real life stuff. And that's.
KFC
I mean, you know, Rico giving Dave the idol is the most pathetic moment in human history. But it doesn't happen if you. We don't get that television moment. If you don't have the boss dynamic.
Rico
It was. That was the one. Like, I'm uncomfortable joking about that. Like, I knew you, Rico and Kirk are the two people who, like, go into the show. I was like, well, I know they're both crazy. And I watching the show Pink Wedding in particular, I'm like, well, both those.
KFC
People are crazy and in totally different ways.
Marty Mush
Like, very different.
KFC
Yes.
Rico
Re. Reo's literally. I. When. When Will tweeted that video yesterday calling him Rico. Do you see that? No, it's reek R E E K O. It's Rico. It's the video from Thrones and it's him. And. And like, I was like, rico, oh, man. Cuz It, It's. It sounds crazy, what I'm about to say. I see them as the same level of pathetic where it's just like, See, my. It's like that was the. I got like, Like, I feel bad. I get so sad.
KFC
That's what I said to him. I said, I got sick. I literally, I was watching and I went like this, like, like my shoulders.
Marty Mush
Dropped and I was like, no, dropping. Oh, yeah.
Rico
But then, you know, he brought me back to life. The next episode, I literally jumped off the couch when he, when he pulled it, I was like, literally. I still got off the couch watching sports, still going. Years still going, man.
KFC
That, that. What were you gonna say?
Dan
Well, I just. I think my respect for him went up at that. Because then I was like, yo, Jackie's.
Rico
Got the reverse takes this week, and I'm loving it.
KFC
Joy Taylor, awesome business.
Dan
But also that, like, again, that was. I'm. I'm talking about a general sleeping your way to the top. That's nothing related to that whole.
Rico
Whatever.
Marty Mush
Wait.
Dan
No, because. Because then I was like, oh, it's a bit like he's just. He's committing to the bit. Like, he's just being like, I'm Jack.
Marty Mush
I've real.
Dan
But the bit is real. But then he's like, at least he.
KFC
Got lost in his bits.
Dan
He's leaning into it and, like, it's better than trying to be like, oh, I'm this tough guy.
KFC
That is true.
Dan
You know, like, but at least it's like, yeah, I'm Dave. And Dan's like, yeah.
KFC
But see, like, the way that you just said that. Yeah. Is the most demeaning thing I've ever heard. Like, Jackie just flat. I was like, yeah, no, Rico is Dan.
Rico
No, I'm a human dog.
KFC
So I, I was the same thing. I was like, I don't think.
Rico
I don't.
KFC
I don't think I could joke about it. I, I, I was. I, I tweeted. I was like, I gotta say something. I was about to be like, this is the most pathetic moment in the history of human behavior. But I was like, I don't know if I want to joke about that. So I just said, I can't believe you did that. And then he saw it. He. He just came up to me right now, and I. And I, I couldn't help myself. Like, he was like, what's up, man? And I was like, I.
Marty Mush
What are you doing?
KFC
I just like, I couldn't. And he was like, what you want me to do? It's like, I not do that. What's funny is all he wants is Dave's approval. And, like, the best way to get it is to not be a like. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Marty Mush
Everyone's approval. Kirk's. He likes when people go back at.
KFC
You, like, yeah, yeah, right, right.
Marty Mush
When you, like, don't you want to be friends, though?
KFC
That's the thing. It's like, like, me and Dave are not friends, but I don't think he views me as like a lap dog like Rico. But if I wanted to be on shows with Dave every week and, like, do with him, I don't know, maybe I would have to.
Marty Mush
Yeah, you handle it differently up in a different way, but you also don't.
KFC
Have to do that. But that was just so, like, there's nobody was like, hey, Rico, do it. Or like, you know, like, he was like, I'm playing the games, like, stupidly.
Rico
Terribly, you know, when he went back to back, it wasn't like immediate back to back. So I don't know if other people caught it too. But when he, like, he's like, so we're even now to Dave. And Dave kind of goes like, it's a start. So it's like, it's a step. And then like five minutes later, seven minutes later, something like that. He asked Kirk. He's like, so we're even out. And Kirk goes, it's a step. And they both. And I don't think the other one heard the other one say it. And they both just knew, like, that's how you treat Rico. I was like, jesus, no, no.
KFC
But also, to be fair for Rico.
Rico
Dangling the carrot, that's how you handle it.
Marty Mush
That's thing is more steps too, to.
KFC
Get 99% of other people might be like, yeah, yeah, you're good, man. It's also. It's. It's Rico reek. And then the two most manipulative people to ever live. So it is really the perfect is.
Marty Mush
Must watch for reality. Like, even when he was like, just basically looking straight when Megan's right next to him, just calling her the dumbest person in the entire world. And I, like, I don't even know how she's supposed to respond. It was incredible. I was like, how is this happening?
Rico
Happened.
Marty Mush
Yeah, dude.
Rico
He really laugh out loud 10 times.
KFC
When he said dinosaur mate. That when he goes, every. Your great grandparents, your grandparents. Dinosaur mate. Roses are trash.
Rico
He's like, I can't list all the reasons you're an idiot. We'd be here until you're 2005. It was so sad, too, but Megan was like, just don't call me an idiot. I'm not an idiot. And Kirk's like, oh, great. Yeah, that's right. I hadn't realized until you said it just now. But, yeah, now I'm realizing you might not be an idiot.
Marty Mush
That's what I'm saying.
KFC
I, I, I think Kirk is in one of the best spots. If you're going to be just a complete sociopath, he has gone so far that I think people now know it's not a bit, but it's just like, that's what Kirk does. He's going to say, I'm going to tell your wife that you're someone at the, like, if I, if any normal person said that to you, you'd be like, that's like, I'm never talking to you again. With Kirk, it's like, it's kind of like Manny being Manny. It's Kirk being Kirk. You just know he's going to say the meanest. And if you choose to, you can still be friends with him if you want. You know what I mean? He'll be like, oh, yeah. I don't know.
Marty Mush
It's water. You're like, I'm gonna fight you if you say that. But, like, they're all just like, I'll give you an idol.
KFC
Well, you know, so somebody. Yeah. It is funny how it's actually, I mean, it's all. That's why these games are very interesting.
Rico
And Dan was jacked. When Dan won that contest, I did that, I was like, oh, he really cares.
KFC
Yeah, he really was. He's in the. It really is, like, power dynamics and, and, you know, it's a game and a social reality show, but it is much more than that.
Marty Mush
It is like, people don't realize, too. Like, that was. They had 24 people and filmed in six days.
KFC
Yeah. So those things are like, so those are three times a day.
Marty Mush
Yeah. Like, that was five hours to Pink Wedding.
KFC
Right?
Marty Mush
Five hours in that one room, and they didn't have their phones. And it was like, really the last time I was like, at that moment, that was all that mattered was that Pink Wedding. Like, we're going to die if we don't get out.
KFC
It's like, it's, yeah, you get in.
Marty Mush
There, you're more heightened crazy during it. It's also like the third day there or something. Or fourth. I don't.
KFC
And I got to be honest, my, my, my favorite thing in the entire show is independent biz is just, he's Just like, when he literally is walking away from people, like, where your head's at, he's like, I'd rather. I'd rather. I'm just going to be here.
Rico
I'm look good doing it.
KFC
Stretching, doing yoga. Independent business.
Rico
When people surviving from filming, they were like, biz kind of took your role this time. And then watching all the episodes until this, I was like, I completely disagree. Biz is, like, very involved in the game. And then that, and then that. And I was like, I see where they're coming from now.
KFC
It was funny when, like, Kelly was crying that Ria, like, you know, backstabbed or whatever, and Biz was like, but we had an alliance, so is she fake crying? And I'm like, no, Biz, the fact.
Marty Mush
That she was fake crying, it's.
Rico
It's real.
Marty Mush
Biz the best.
KFC
Yeah. Everybody needs to play Survivor once before they really play.
Marty Mush
But I like that he still tried, like, because he even, like, went for the key at the end. Yeah.
KFC
Yeah. It's not like it's the same thing as John. John was not like, I hate when.
Marty Mush
It'S like, I'm too cool to play, but, like, he was every way. He's like, that's what I'm doing. And I'm still trying. Like, I don't know why Will didn't try and get an Idol at that point.
KFC
Well, you do give up your vote. That's an interesting twitch twist, too. I gotta give credit to good reality. Yeah, they did. They did some cool, like, extra things that at least I don't think was ever a part of. Regular Survivor seems to be unique to Barstool.
Dan
Ria is actually like, my new.
KFC
Oh, she's such a. The boss, bro.
Dan
She's a boss.
KFC
She's always been a boss, but now it's like the world knows she's, like.
Dan
Two years older than me. I literally, when I grow up, she.
KFC
Feels, though, like, you know, like a elder statesman.
Rico
You know, she's been here, like, 10 years.
KFC
I remember telling her that. I was like, you're gonna be 30 and have, like, 12 years of experience under your belt. Like, by the time, you know, you think about these people, like, you don't. Sometimes some people in entertainment don't, like, hit their stride or get, like, their big gig until they're, like, 40, 50 years old.
Marty Mush
Yes.
KFC
And by that point, I mean, she already has. Has hit it. But, like, she might be hosting, like, Good Morning America by the time they're gonna be like, this girl's been camera for 20 years. Already. And she's still young and cool and hip, but she has all the experience. It's like, you know, she went through the fire to. To get there.
Marty Mush
But I think that's also what helped her in ways where it's like, this was her. Like, she's just like, I'm gonna play with the guy. So.
KFC
Yeah.
Marty Mush
I'm like, be myself. And we also. She's also watched reality TV since she's like 4 years old.
KFC
Yeah.
Marty Mush
So she knows, like, we were talking about. Seems like she's the only one knows how to play the game.
KFC
Yeah.
Marty Mush
Everyone else is just like, I gotta get out the big guy next.
KFC
Well, no, you cannot play these for real. If you are bringing your real life into it.
Marty Mush
Yes.
KFC
Or unless you're being more cutthroat then men, then maybe, you know, I hate you. I'm gonna get you. But like, the second that you're like, I don't want to hurt that person's feelings. I said it. And. And I. That's the reason why I lost last time is like, I was so. I. I love the idea of me, John and Will getting there together to be like everybody else. Like, these three guys who did it this way deserve it. When it was like, if I was watching, I would blatantly would have been like, you got to get the best guy out.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
KFC
So you start playing with your heart.
Marty Mush
She struggles a little bit because she's like, I look so cutthroat right now, but that's not how I really am. I'm like, that's like the people that know you. Doesn't matter.
KFC
Is she catching heat, though? Because I'm sure there are some people. Because when a girl does anything like.
Marty Mush
You know, when Kirk imagine Maria was like, if you're reading his wife or something.
Rico
Who did he say that to?
KFC
What's that?
Rico
Who did Kirk say that?
KFC
Wait, what?
Marty Mush
Say what to his wife?
KFC
He. He said to he. The RICO line. He said, I'm gonna tell your wife that you're someone of the company.
Rico
He said, yeah. I think I thought you just threw that.
KFC
No, it was like half beef. I'm pretty sure that's what happened, by the way. Like, they bleeped the curses half the time on YouTube and not half the other half time.
Marty Mush
Yes.
Dan
I think they thought it was gonna be funnier.
KFC
Sometimes it's all bleeped out. Yeah. When Kirk's like, Kirk's was his mouth.
Marty Mush
But yeah, girls and guys, it's just. Unfortunately, it sucks because, like, I loved.
Dan
Seeing Rhea be like. Like, I'M not gonna play. Like she never accepted. It was like a guy's game. She never like played for the guys. She just like was like everyone follows her because she's like a badass.
Marty Mush
You have like these guys asking what should I do next? Rhea?
KFC
Yeah.
Marty Mush
Nobody.
Dan
She's like making moves. Nobody even considers voting her out.
Rico
Like she's not been said once.
Marty Mush
Dude, last night I looked there and go, you. She showed her idol cuz she was gonna play it and then went back and I'm like, no one thought to vote for you now. And like that's when you know, like it's like they're like, yeah.
KFC
When Kirk showed his idol to Ria, I was like, that was another thing.
Marty Mush
She's like, I didn't ask for that. Yeah, it's crazy. But it's cool to see her in a like also like cuz she's always with Fran and things too. It's like cool to just kind of see her by herself and like do her own thing as well. But yeah, no, it's. She's killing it so far.
KFC
She's a boss man. We'll see what, what comes next. So it's. It's tonight and then next week, is it right?
Marty Mush
Yep.
Rico
There's no episode Thursday.
KFC
No football. Yeah.
Rico
I gotta watch tv, get angry at Ryan Fitzpatrick.
Marty Mush
No College Thursday. You're not gonna see him. What's that? It's only college Thursday.
Rico
There's no Thursday night football games.
Marty Mush
No playoffs is no.
Rico
Oh yeah, but. But Prime's covering a game though, right? Prime gets a game.
Marty Mush
Oh, at one. Be at one of the games.
Rico
Okay. Because I just remember like going on.
KFC
Prime last night, you just want to see those outfits. It'll be Saturday night Prime, but you'll see what they're wearing for the playoffs.
Rico
I think, I think they have Raven Steelers at the prime game.
Marty Mush
What do you watch on prime that you're seeing this?
Rico
I watch prime every night.
KFC
Oh, Prime's got a ton of.
Marty Mush
No, I watched Prime Touch with mess.
Rico
Oh, I watched the Order, which was awesome. The Order, Jude Law, Nicholas Holt, Journey Smollett, Someone else too. But Jude Law is like a grizzled detective who comes to uncover a uncovering white supremacist group. It's a true story. It's fucking awesome.
Marty Mush
Sounds great.
KFC
No, I can't. I can't imagine a more a story where I hate everybody more than this. Blake Live. Justin Baldoni.
Rico
Yeah. What's happened there?
KFC
Hate everyone involved. It sounds like Blake Lively for sure. Well, I shouldn't Say for sure, Because I think what I think is going on is a smear campaign against a smear campaign. So none of it is really true. They're just people trying to tear each other down without really facts. It sounds like Blake Lively pulled like a Business Insider with Dave. Like, the New York Times ran their article with all of the emails and tweets and all that. And they emailed, according to Baldoni's lawyer, they emailed him at 9:47 on, like, Christmas Eve, and they dropped the article noon the next day where it was like, you know, do you want to respond? And it's like, I didn't even check my email by the time the article came out. And they said all of the tweets and the texts and emails and are doctored and, like, changed. Which to me, like, that just invalidates everything. The second you do that, it's like, I can't trust any of this anymore. And, like, one of the main things is that Baldoni would not either allow her or give her time to breastfeed. And then there's. They're like, we have texts of her saying, come to my trailer. I'm breastfeeding, but we'll run lines. And Baldoni was like, I don't wanna. Apparently. He was like, I don't want to, you know, impose. And she was like, come do it. Like, we gotta get this done. He was like, okay, I'll come. And that. She's spinning that as like, he made me uncomfortable during breastfeeding and all that. So. But I think he's like a smarmy. I'm a male feminist. I'm here for the women. Fucking douchebag.
Rico
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KFC
So Nice Pool, if you remember the movie. Because I didn't. But, like, there's a whole bunch of scenes. Yeah, just play these scenes.
Marty Mush
Red Bull, too. But in here, everybody calls me Nice Pool. Oh, my goodness. Wait till you see lady pool. She is gorgeous. She just had a baby, too. Can't even tell.
KFC
I don't think you're supposed to say that. That's okay.
Marty Mush
I identify as a feminist.
KFC
Who are you? And there's lights in. Yeah. And there's like a string. There's like six examples of this where he's like, that one's not good. Don't put that one the next. They all seem like they're crazy. They'll chop you up into a thousand pieces and hide you all over the void. I'd be fighting alongside them, but my calling is to one day host a podcast that monetizes the women's movement. And they're thinking that Ryan Reynolds, because he was a part of this, like, wrote that into the movie.
Rico
Yeah, me too.
KFC
But, like, if you shouldn't have to say it, I. But I also just like, if I'm Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, like, just go live your awesome life. And who gives a about Justin Balto now? You're involved in a lawsuit and PR campaigns and, like, what could have gone on. On the set that, like, you're, you.
Marty Mush
Know, that's where I think it must. People, because they have such a good life. It must have been bad. That's why I'm like, but again, but.
KFC
His lawyers are out on tv. They're like, it's very rare. You know, like, Dave was, was. Was talking about the Fox sports stuff being like, anytime people are quiet, like, they, you know, you should go out there and, like, defend yourself. Like, he did it. Jay Z just did it recently. And his lawyers are out there being like, we have the real receipts. We have. We'll show all the emails and. And tweets that you doctored. We have, like, you know, talking a very big game now. That could just be, like, you know, blowing smoke as well. That's why I hate, like, everybody involved in this, because the, the Times actually wrote an article about, like, the PR campaign, and it's like, it's scary how they're, like, they're businesses that just are like, what do you want done? Like, we can get it done.
Rico
Yeah.
KFC
You know, you pay enough money and have enough influence, and, like, we can end this person, prop this up, fake this, dispel that, you know, whatever.
Rico
But, see, I, I don't feel like any of it's even necessary. Like, I feel like the whole thing was played out for public opinion on the. On opening night when no one else in the movie would take a picture with the guy or be seen with the guy. Yeah, it's pretty clear he's the wrong.
KFC
One, I don't think. But I think there's a difference between being like, I think, but he. I think he's like, Like a douchebag. Like an. But I don't think that means you're sexually harassing someone. Well, but, like, I, I think that's a big difference.
Rico
I think everyone who has knowledge of. Doesn't want to be around you, but.
KFC
That'S not, like, illegal or, like, you know, like, Like, Like Justin Baldoni, definitively. We see his books and the way he behaves. Like, that guy sucks. I don't want to follow him. I don't want to be around him. There's, you know, people like that. That I know. But if there was a lawsuit, being like, you were sexually assaulting me and making me uncomfortable and we needed this and that, and that part wasn't true, I'd be like, well, the guy's a douchebag. But that's not true.
Rico
Right.
KFC
You know, so that's a big. There's a big difference of, like, if she was just like, this guy sucks.
Rico
Be like, yeah, but even if he just sucked, people would still take pictures, promotion.
Dan
But also.
KFC
But then you also factor in, I think that, like, you don't. There are people who don't want to cross Blake Lively.
Rico
Yeah, but I don't know. I, I, I, I. Oh, anytime anything ever happens, I just liken it to what would happen at barstool. And, like, I don't think.
KFC
I mean, we just talked about how many people bend the knee to Dave and Dan, but, but publicly, like, us.
Rico
We'Re talking about it and being like, that's lame. That's dummy. Like, yeah, like, when everyone is Just silent. And no one will be around this guy. I think he probably did something wrong.
Dan
So I think that people did. Like, after the premiere, people were like, okay, like, obviously, he's in the wrong. But then he had, like, such a good smear campaign. Honestly, that was, like, even. So then receipts showed. And at first, when Blake sued him, I kind of was like, dude, like, that's an intense thing to take. But she did it, I guess, so she could get the actual receipts. And it shows. There's text with his PR team. That's like. It's like 15 reasons. Like, he sent an article that was like, 15 reasons why. Like, Haley Bieber or 15 times Haley Bieber's a. And then he sends, like, being like, this is what we need to do. Like, just kind of slowly, like, yes, exactly works. Like, everyone was like, oh, my God, she is.
Marty Mush
That's all you need now how we all. You're on Twitter. Like, oh, this person did that. That's what.
KFC
Yeah.
Marty Mush
My mind.
KFC
The hive mind was crazy. There's. There's one with our girl.
Rico
Anchor Bias.
Marty Mush
Anchor Bias, yeah.
Dan
Is that, like, last thing in.
Rico
Is this, like, the first thing you hear is where?
Marty Mush
Like, no, no. What does it matter if it's called anchor? Like, it's just, like, words. Like, you need to. What do I care? I'm just going to be like, I'm going to read a word, and that's what I'm going to explain it.
Rico
Like, you're. No, you're 100, right? You're 100 right there.
Marty Mush
Imagine. Stop someone saying there was no to.
Rico
Say that other than I wanted you to know. I know what that's called.
Marty Mush
Exactly.
Dan
It's kind of Justin B. Yeah.
Rico
For real.
Marty Mush
For real.
Rico
You went like this.
Marty Mush
It's Anabias.
KFC
Here's a cookie.
Marty Mush
Take that one home.
KFC
Tell your friends.
Rico
Smart, right? You're going to say that to someone.
KFC
Now.
Marty Mush
Be my brother. That bastard.
Rico
Take Goodbye. Yeah, sometimes when I hear something, I think that's true.
Dan
Oh, what is incomprice, though?
Rico
It's a very.
KFC
For your first impression. It's basically your first impression. Right? Like, that's what you're, like, anchored to right away.
Rico
Yeah, but, like, it's. If you hear something costs a million dollars, you're like, that's probably what it costs. But then you hear it's actually 500. Oh, that's a great deal.
KFC
But couldn't you argue that, like, the first thing you heard was nobody taking pictures with Baldon?
Rico
Yeah, for sure, right?
Marty Mush
I. I do it like the. The Duke Lacrosse stuff where it's like there's a whole. There's a whole documentary out that they.
KFC
Did not kids, man.
Marty Mush
And people still. You be asking like, yeah, bro, that.
KFC
That smeared a whole sport.
Marty Mush
Yes.
KFC
Like lacrosse. That took legitimate forever legit for like, you know, even probably still to this day, but definitely like 10, 15 years ago. It was like, you're Relax, bro. You're getting jokes about like date rape and rape and all sorts of. And it just was not true. It's just like the first the.
Marty Mush
Not the schedule, not who's going pro.
KFC
Not who's awesome and she's coming and.
Marty Mush
She just came out again and said like, I'm sorry.
KFC
She went to jail for murdering her boyfriend.
Rico
She's in jail?
KFC
Yeah, she's in jail for murdering her. Her boyfriend right now. And came out and said that was. I made it all up.
Marty Mush
Wait, I'm sorry. Change it again. Did you watch the Army Hammond thing?
Rico
N. I still watch that.
Marty Mush
Did you?
Rico
I'm be honest. I'm never going to watch it.
KFC
His side of the story.
Rico
I'm just not going to watch podcast.
Marty Mush
It's Tom Segura podcast.
KFC
Yeah. That was crazy. They had him on. That's crazy to me.
Marty Mush
The way he was talking was the most interesting thing. He didn't know.
KFC
He didn't, I guess, argument.
Marty Mush
He didn't play the like army hammer. I didn't do this. He was just like, the way he was talking. He's like, yeah, sometimes I say I want to bash your head against the wall and. And then like cut your pinky toe off. That's his jokes. Like it. And his eyes were like this the entire. He eats people 1,000.
Rico
Well, was he delivered it as a joke or was it sexual?
Marty Mush
It was. It was.
Rico
I don't hear sexting. You can't just drop jokes.
Marty Mush
No, I think that's what. And he was like, yeah. I used to like, just take girls for a month and a half, drop them off. I understand why they get upset, but I wouldn't talk to him after, like the way he was talking.
KFC
But that's. Listen, that's very different than I wanted.
Marty Mush
But then he was talking about the branding stuff and he was like, it's just a tattoo. It's like the crazy things he was.
KFC
Saying, were they like pushing back or. Because like, your mom's house is kind of known for like, they play ridiculous videos. They. They do gross out stuff. They do shock value. So I could see them just being like, we're not here to, you know, grill you. We're here to just, like, go along.
Marty Mush
They were kind of craziness. Yeah.
KFC
I don't think I could sit down with that dude and not be like.
Marty Mush
Tom Segura was being very. I thought it was funny the way, like, he was doing, but his eyes, like, the way he kind of drives.
KFC
Let me tell you this much. Let me just say this. Pr. If this can just come back and just be like, I do podcasts and movies and everyone's like, he said he's.
Marty Mush
Turning down jobs in this.
Rico
He's 100% coming back.
Marty Mush
He's. No, he's in a movie. It's called the Dark Knight.
Rico
I don't even think it's pr. I think. I think we got two. It is obviously pr, but, like, look, we also got two ahead of ourselves. It's not Batman with whining about cancel culture. No one got canceled. You got put in time out. Some people got to have to go away for a month.
KFC
Yeah.
Rico
Some people said they were eating people. You had to go away for two years. But, like, it's like, hey, you just got in trouble for being a. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KFC
It's like you got. Getting in trouble is the way to call it. It's like, my kids, like, you're in trouble right now, but this is. God, that's crazy. Like. Like, this guy is gonna be on, like, sets and stuff around, like, around women and rat. You're just like, you gotta act with this guy. That's crazy.
Dan
Louis G. Mangioni effect more than anything. It's like, if you.
Rico
Yeah, yeah. But like, if he comes back. Who got canceled?
Marty Mush
You know who got canceled?
Rico
Who is it in federal jail?
KFC
Right. It's James Criminal.
Marty Mush
James Franco got canceled.
KFC
I think he could.
Marty Mush
He's been come back, though. But no, he tried recently and someone else came out again.
KFC
Really?
Marty Mush
So I think he's like.
KFC
I think he's doing, like, art now. I think he's like, yeah, you don't have a career.
Dan
It's kind of like you're only canceled as much as you let yourself.
Rico
Which is, to be fair, a lot of people have said the entire time.
KFC
Yeah, but like, yeah, that's why it's better to just, you know.
Marty Mush
But you are mostly right. No one's really got fully canceled. Yeah.
KFC
Unless you committed a crime.
Rico
That was if. When we look back at the cancel era.
Marty Mush
Oh, it's the worst.
Rico
What an annoying.
KFC
Both sides. Both sides are the absolute worst. Trying to do it to people arguing about it the whole time. It sucks.
Rico
It was like a decade.
KFC
I Remember thinking, though, like. Like we used to. I remember Pussification of America. Blogs were like a big thing at barstool. And then I was like, I can't do this anymore because I don't want.
Rico
To sound like them. Yeah. You know what I mean?
KFC
Because when we were doing it, it was just like, this sucks. Like, we should be able to say that or joke around or you're being too sensitive. But when it became like. Like, they're just as bad on the other side, I was like, I don't want to be associated with either of these.
Rico
I also think back on those and, like, how, like, I feel like what blogs did is we turned local stories into national stories that just didn't have to be national stories. There was like, one. I remember so vividly. There's one. It was like one random middle school or elementary school was banning tag. And I think Dave puts the vacation and like. Yeah, so it's like elementary schools are bad. Intact.
KFC
No, but. No, you know, the problem is that I. I think blogging about is. The problem is people started listening to bloggers too much.
Rico
Yeah.
KFC
Like, we should be able to blog about that and be ridiculous and bombastic and specification. That doesn't mean anything, though. It was the people being like, did you hear what Dave Portnoy said about this?
Rico
That's.
KFC
They're the real problem. We have given so much power and. And. And wealth and, like, influence to people like us. And, you know, thank.
Marty Mush
I thank God every day for that.
KFC
But it's like, I'll take it. I'll ride with this. But Jesus Christ, watch.
Marty Mush
Why we're all still here. We're riding until it's gonna come off what we're doing. Yo, bear with me for a second because think about this in the shower. Humans are the dumbest people in the world. Every single.
KFC
Well, they're the only people in the world.
Marty Mush
But okay, no, you don't know. No, there's other people around. We don't know. Don't get me into that.
KFC
All right, I. I put a pin in that. We'll come back.
Marty Mush
I've been into the aliens things again, and it's whatever. But this morning I was thinking about, like, how Bruce sorted we really are. Right. Can we say Chris Broussard says something about a retarded?
KFC
You can say what you want here.
Marty Mush
But it's like when you're a kid, right? What did you wanted people do? We were attracted to lightning bugs. That's how stupid we are. Because just because it lights up, up. And now we're adults. What do we do? We watch fireworks. Anything bright, we're like, oh, and now I'm tying this in. Humans did not need to know this much information about everything else. So when you come back, we're just all like, oh, that's how you're supposed to go around life. You talk about your friends, but no one's supposed to know. You're not supposed to know what people are saying about you.
Rico
Yes.
Marty Mush
And also, you got one of these aura rings. You better not have one. These rings that tell you how you feel. Girls have aura rings where it's like, it tells you how you're feeling when you're stressed. You don't not supposed to know that.
Rico
I. I completely agree with that.
KFC
The how you feel is none of your business.
Rico
All that technology stuff. Like, I don't need to know because I feel like I just woke up and in my head, sleep cures all. So I'm 100 right now.
Marty Mush
Yes.
Rico
And you get. Something tells you you're actually 3% awake right now. The I don't need to know that. I'm as awake as I possibly can be.
KFC
That's anchor bias ruined.
Rico
That's probably exactly why I hate it, because I learned what anchor bias is. I was like, you're anchor bias in me. I don't like this.
Marty Mush
It was just too much information.
KFC
No, it's kind of like a meme and a trope now. Whenever somebody tweets something that's like, too much information, people reply like, we should all know less about each other. And that is I mantra, man.
Rico
I was thinking about it a lot, like, when I was. Was off the grid because I would hear about everything, but like, two days later, and it even just. That completely changed everything.
KFC
Right? Because you're not in the.
Rico
When you're hearing about it in the moment, you're like, I gotta do something about this. It was like. Like there were a couple of big things. It was Jimmy Carter. There was something else. There were two, like, something else. I was right around then, thank God that guy died.
KFC
And he was waiting for the sweet release of that.
Rico
I was just like. I'd hear.
KFC
I'm like, ah, that's the thing that happened.
Rico
Should we ski again?
Marty Mush
Yeah.
KFC
I don't know. Some guys were chopping wood. They're like, that's the thing that happened.
Rico
Yeah. Yeah. There was something else that was right around that time that was, like, big news. And like. Like, two days later, my dad had come up to see me, and he's like, did you hear about Blah, blah, blah.
KFC
I was like, what?
Rico
No, but like, just that little window of like, not, not hearing about it right away. And then, you know, well, it happened two days ago. Nothing I can do, so bummer.
KFC
It's funny. However sophisticated you think, think some humans may be, the rest is like, I want to look at fireworks or like, you know.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
KFC
Jason Whitlock being like those big old titties. You know, people still just want to, like, and have money and, like, buy shiny things and like, it's in London watching these fireworks.
Marty Mush
It was the best night of my life. My dad, my dad was drooling. He's like, oh, oh, yeah.
KFC
That'S yo. I, I, I would imagine the, the mush. Parents have got to just be thrilled. Like, like there was probably a time there where they were like, I don't know what Matt's gonna do. I don't know where Matty boy's gonna end up.
Marty Mush
Saying, my mom did give me when I was, when I graduated. She's like, you have till 26 to figure out what you do, and then you have to get a real job. That's a good way.
KFC
I mean, you did pretty quick.
Marty Mush
Yeah, well, then that's when I started doing background acting and.
KFC
Okay.
Marty Mush
And then I was.
KFC
When did you join Barcelona?
Marty Mush
I was 23.
Rico
Yeah.
KFC
So you did pretty quick, though.
Marty Mush
Yeah, I was drunk and got in.
KFC
But that's so weird when I see that House of Cards clip. Why the Were you, like, how the you get lied?
Marty Mush
I had a very good resume.
KFC
Like the Secret Service in House of Cards for Kevin Spacey.
Marty Mush
No, he walked.
KFC
Secret Service walking.
Marty Mush
Yeah. They had to stop to scene four.
Rico
Right, right behind him. That's not where Spacy usually likes his background.
Marty Mush
He, he gave me. Kevin Spacey got his job.
KFC
He kind of got cancelled.
Rico
Yeah. But he also, like, he was the same thing where, like, I mean, he, I don't know, he didn't go to jail, but, like, he had, he was found guilty of. Or maybe he was found innocent.
Marty Mush
I think it was like civil 30 years after. But I think he did get fined.
Rico
He was, he was at least going to courts and stuff.
KFC
Yeah. So it was like, yeah, there was for the record, P. Notoriously canceled criminal, like, flat out.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
Rico
If you're, if you're a criminal.
KFC
I don't, if you said something, if you, you know, that's what Louis CK was like, right on the board because, like, check it out.
Marty Mush
Should have done that.
KFC
That was not good. But if you were a comedian, you know, Shane Gillis is thriving There was a couple years there where he would tell you, like, this sucked and I definitely couldn't get a job and I was blackballed. And in that moment, he was canceled. But come out of it and you're.
Rico
Not, you know, and he, Shane, I have the utmost respect for. Because he like never really. Never really. Other people said it for him and he never like, corrected him, but like, right, Shane, Never.
KFC
I think he was actually like, I kind of get it. I'm, you know, NBC can't.
Marty Mush
Yeah, he's a guy like, kind of like, I don't know him, but he seems like us, where he's like, he kind of knows he's dumb, but he's also really smart in a different way. Where like, he's just like, I'll just, I probably should be canceled for a little bit. You know, sometimes you just let that.
KFC
Go and then I think if you like. Well, there's two ways to go about it. Because there are people who make a literal career off of not being canceled and saying all that. So you can go that direction.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
KFC
You have to go all the way or not let it affect you at all. In between is where it's like, you're letting this bother you. You can't stop talking about it. You're not putting out anything else and you suck.
Rico
Right.
KFC
Or you can become like, that's my podcast. I'm the guy who defends the, the cancel most likely. Or you just get back to like.
Marty Mush
You got to own things. Usually just, just come out and just.
KFC
Well, it's kind of like John said about Baldoni too. It's like, yeah, you can defend your jokes or whatever. Fine. I get that. If everyone in the room is like, that was up. Just be like, that was up.
Rico
Clearly.
KFC
I thought it was okay. Everyone disagrees. I think I'm probably in the wrong here.
Marty Mush
That's what I mean. Own it. Yeah. And be accountable.
KFC
I think you can say some like, I, I, my intent was to be funny. I'm not trying to Harmony.
Marty Mush
Yeah. But across the line comedians, though, they were like, you didn't understand that.
KFC
Well, they, they were part of that 10 year period where comics were like, and I get it, that's like their literal livelihood. So if you're gonna like, it's a slippery slope, as they say. But like, if, if you were just like, that joke was too far.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
KFC
I'll tone it down, folks.
Rico
Done, done.
KFC
But like ego and all that. People can't. Yeah, they know they don't want to do that. I mean, you Want to talk about just disappearing and coming back? You see your boy, David Dobrik, I.
Marty Mush
Hated that he just came back.
KFC
You don't probably know who David Dobrik is.
Rico
I know he's broken. What's the. What's the.
KFC
The vlog squad.
Rico
Oh, what's the other one? We're like, not Phase Clan. No, there's one other one.
KFC
Begin with an N. Oh, no, no, no. David Dobrik was like, I think, like, the original vlogger. Like, the. The godfather of the blog. Then he. Yeah, and this is he. So he caught a case. Not caught a case. He, like, they made a vlog, like, 2018, where these girls. They were partying with these girls, and they were, like, kind of alluding to that, like, behind this closed door, like, people were. I think it was like they were popping the camera in, and it was like, kind of. I don't. I don't want to. I don't want to say. I think it was, like an orgy sort of thing. Joking. Somebody was hooking up. They were not really being appropriate about it. I think the girl came out afterwards. It was like, I felt pressured. He lost, like, I think he. He had monster sponsors, mega money. I think he lost it all. Took, like, two years off, came back.
Marty Mush
He also hit that guy in the head with a crane.
KFC
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was. It was a tough run. Jeff Wittick, like, lost his eyeball for the crane.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
KFC
And then he just comes back looking like this. And I just, like, I hate this. I hate this, dude. It's like, just the. Why can't there be no.
Marty Mush
She came back fat. And that would have been disheveled. Being like, you could have got a.
KFC
Job at Barstool, bro. Now. Hey, David. Now you can't get a job ever at Barstool. Congratulations, dude.
Rico
He's.
KFC
He's shredded, dude. He almost looks, like, weird, to be honest.
Marty Mush
Yeah, I don't.
KFC
Yeah. Like, it looks like Christian Bale when he's losing weight or, like, fighters cutting weight. I mean, it's better than being, like.
Marty Mush
A blob, you know, Came to your apartment and just took.
KFC
Right.
Marty Mush
All right, dude.
KFC
Well, it was easily. It was like some big bet. It was like Mr. B said something like, like, if you don't hit your weight, you have to buy, like, 25, 000 Feastables. Mr. Beastables, whatever. And, like, so he made it into this whole thing, but it's like, I don't know, just be. You're the Internet dork. You're the vlogger. Who's like, kind of pudgy and funny. Yeah, he. He's another one. Like, he. He's probably like a smarmy dude, but, like, whatever. Making. He made tons of money, dude.
Rico
So he disappeared for two years before.
KFC
Coming back, and now it's like that nobody remembers, like, hey, he's got muscles. And like, it's like fireworks for the.
Marty Mush
Don't.
KFC
Don't talk about sexual assault.
Rico
Look at the fireworks.
KFC
Look at my abs.
Rico
But like, remember, like, I. I'm thinking of just like old Hollywood and like, by. I mean, like movies and stuff. I've seen about it where it was like, if you did a bad movie, you might get canceled, AKA not work for two years.
KFC
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rico
It's like, like, okay, now instead of doing a bad movie gets you in trouble, it's raping somebody. Like, it's a pretty fair trade, I think as far as cancel culture goes. Yeah, yeah. You know, you can do a shitload of bad movies. We'll put them all on Netflix. Just if you rape someone, then you probably gotta go away for two years.
Marty Mush
Bad movies now are, like, good for them. They got their money.
Rico
Yeah, yeah.
Marty Mush
That's what it is because it's a Netflix. Like you said.
Rico
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KFC
John said that Twisters is bigger than Wicked. I think that I was wrong.
Rico
I looked it up pretty quick.
Marty Mush
You look at. You don't have to look it up. Look at the movie.
Rico
I wasn't crazy.
KFC
I went. I went home thinking that was a pretty crazy take.
Rico
It was like two off.
KFC
I know, I know.
Rico
Yeah.
KFC
Yeah.
Marty Mush
You're not like.
Rico
I looked up, like, the box office, like, the domestic box office. I think twisters was like 8 maybe or 10 or something like that. And. And Wicked was like.
KFC
It was just funny the way he said he was. Wicked won the. The Blockbuster Award at the Golden Globes.
Marty Mush
It.
KFC
I mean, it's gotta be Twisters. There's a million movies winning awards. Twisters. When he said that, I just started dying.
Rico
It's the best movie of the year there. Hands down. Hands down.
KFC
I didn't. I actually didn't think it was that great.
Rico
Oh, I loved. I think I saw Theories three times there.
KFC
There was John. John is my. John is a. A. You are like a. Like a grab bag. You're like a. I don't. You never know what you're gonna get.
Dan
Because you're kind of like fireworks where, like, if that's the thing blowing up, you love it.
KFC
But, like, John will give me a recommendation sometimes that I'm like, this was magnificent. This is like a piece of art. And then he'll also tell me to watch Carry On Yo, Carry On Rock.
Marty Mush
Dude.
Rico
Unbelievable.
KFC
That was the worst movie.
Rico
No way. It was the worst movie the whole time.
KFC
That was an AI generated movie.
Rico
Unbelievable.
KFC
Bateman attached his name.
Rico
Unreal. Unreal.
KFC
First of all, I would have just gone.
Rico
I mean, literally the perfect kind of movie where, like, it. It for me, like, I hate. I don't hate Christmas movies, but, like, I hate all the childish Christmas stuff. I like the movies like that where it's like, it's happening around Christmas, but it's just a regular ass movie when that came out. And what was the other show that came out? Black Doves. And they were both like, kind of Christmasy, but not. But good stories around that. I was like, this is exactly what I want around Christmas time.
Marty Mush
That's a perfect Christmas time great movie.
Rico
Well, I won't watch it again until next Christmas, but perfect Christmas time movie.
KFC
Wait, you were saying Carry on is a Christmas movie.
Marty Mush
Yeah, it's got Christmas theme to it.
KFC
It does.
Marty Mush
Or something like that.
KFC
Well, all right, but I mean, that. That's one of those movies that could totally exist without Christmas.
Rico
That's exactly what I'm saying.
KFC
Okay, got it.
Rico
Got it.
KFC
Okay.
Marty Mush
With Seth Rogen, night before. Fantastic.
KFC
That's a great one. That's a great one. That's a fun one. That's like a bad Santa.
Marty Mush
Miley came out. Oh, my God, this is beautiful.
Dan
Red one with Dwayne the Rock on him being.
Marty Mush
That's supposed to be like the worst movie of all time.
KFC
It's not, though. Well, I mean, it's like that's an AI generated movie that if you watch that movie with kids and you have a problem with it, like, kids. You're like, if. Yeah. If you went home and watched it alone tonight, I'd be like, this sucks.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
KFC
But it's like. Yeah, it's a movie about Santa Claus. The rock is the. Is Santa Claus is bouncer. Like bodyguard J.K. simmons is ripped like David Dobrik. They're working out together in the North Pole.
Marty Mush
That's great.
KFC
But like, for kids, it was actually kind of great. I liked it. But you know, it's.
Marty Mush
That's where I think people are living. Where? The North Pole.
Rico
What do you mean, people?
Marty Mush
Like, I think that, like.
KFC
Let me explain.
Rico
It's like the one place we know people don't live. People live everywhere else. Well, that's what they.
KFC
They tell you.
Marty Mush
Why is there. Why is there Fairy Tale Land there about.
KFC
I was going to say that, but why is there. I was going to say, like, why is the government.
Rico
It's the place you can't go check see if sand is actually there.
Marty Mush
Why there's people there that they're planting.
Rico
Planting people for what?
KFC
They got the bases, everything they're doing the.
Marty Mush
That's where the aliens actually. And aliens are in Antarctica is like, there's like.
KFC
There's like 800 tons of ice protecting like, like the ships and the technology and all that.
Rico
So they are. And how they have enough technology to come to Earth and then why is.
Marty Mush
Aliens are so like, whatever now?
KFC
I don't know.
Marty Mush
Because they make us think aliens. Hollywood may think aliens look like green goblins they're not. Look, they don't look like that, okay? They make us all think that because it's like a fairy tale thing, but they're just around us.
Rico
You think so? You think it's a concerted effort by Hollywood to make us think.
Marty Mush
Yes.
KFC
It's one big pr. So it's all princess like.
Rico
Okay, so Hollywood's the only people who know about aliens. And they're like, well, for some reason they know about aliens.
Marty Mush
Kim Kardashian's phones ever died? No.
Rico
Ever.
Marty Mush
She's got a different. They have a Starbucks different than us. That guy came out. No, nothing's fake. There's a lot going on. John, open your eyes.
KFC
What did you think of the drones, Marty?
Marty Mush
I loved it.
KFC
What do you think they are?
Marty Mush
I have no idea, man. You should have seen me at my apartment. I'm just. I'm looking. I was looking all night to see if I could find one.
Rico
You know what the drones are? You know what the drones, They're. They're fireworks. Yeah. They're like, oh, look at this. And everyone talks about it for three days, and then everyone moves on.
KFC
But you know what? So I. I don't know if I said this, but this has been. My take on. It is like, it's. It is very similar to that. You know when a helicopter year goes by and you go like, oh, a helicopter.
Rico
Right.
Marty Mush
Like, every night.
KFC
But you're not like, where. What is. What are they doing with that?
Rico
Right?
KFC
Just like, it's. I don't know. It's a helicopter that's taking some people somewhere or. Or the. The Holy Grail. When you see, like, a military plane fly by.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
KFC
Like a big old, like, double thing, and you're just like, that's a military plane. You're not like, I deserve to know what's going on.
Rico
I was. That's just a new version using that example. I was saying boats in the harbor. And I was like, yeah, you just. If you feel like that boat's not usually there, I'd be like, okay, but it is.
KFC
But there is something cool to be like, oh, yeah. Like, when you're. You look up, you're like, well, okay.
Marty Mush
You'Ve seen my apartment. It's all right. I see the water.
Rico
Yeah.
Marty Mush
Every night. I just. Oh, I never seen that one.
KFC
Yeah, yeah.
Marty Mush
It's like, there's. They also transport cranes on the water. Did you know?
Rico
Yeah, I did know that.
KFC
Yeah.
Marty Mush
You know that I used to work.
Rico
On the water, bro. I worked on a boat for, like, five years.
KFC
You Were transporting cranes, did a.
Marty Mush
What were you doing on the boat?
Rico
I. I mean it was just like a. Like a sailing boat.
Marty Mush
Like cleaning it?
Rico
No, I was like a deckhand. Like it. It was like a tourist boat. And five years, might have been four or five years. Like it was just a summer job. Like.
Marty Mush
Okay.
Rico
Like in college and little after I.
Marty Mush
Used to go encounter terrorism. I used to go and look for the dead bodies on the water. I really did.
KFC
It's crazy.
Marty Mush
It was a watch.
Rico
What did you just drive? Yeah, let's.
KFC
Let's take you to the.
Marty Mush
I would just be on the back of like it was like an internal internship type thing I was doing. But let's take a.
Rico
You just be on a boat. If you see a body, you shout it out.
Marty Mush
Like we're looking. Like.
Rico
Explain.
KFC
Explain the counterterrorism stuff.
Marty Mush
So my job start kind of from the beginning jump to the 30 years in the city. And during college one of his friends was the chief of counterterrorism terrorism. So I just got a job account.
KFC
Yeah, but that's usually like, you know, I got a job at like the. My dad's pizza place. Not the counter Terrorism.
Marty Mush
There's no, there's no address. So I don't know how to get there. It's really hard. Like there's just no.
KFC
How do you find a secret base?
Marty Mush
Really hard to find. Like one day I also wore two left shoes to Counter terrorism. One had a heel, one didn't. And I did a series. Like we're all. They had no idea I was wearing two left shoes on.
Rico
And they can't pick up on that.
Marty Mush
This is where like I would also go to places and give active shooter classes. Like I'm the guy being like. So like what happens if someone comes to this room? Like every situation's different. That's it. And there was a bunch we.
Rico
Yeah, I don't know. Every situation different.
Marty Mush
If you don't know the answer, that's what they told you to say.
KFC
How long did you work there?
Marty Mush
It was like almost a year. But then also I would, I would do my funnest. The best thing I used to do is go to rich people, rich people's houses and they would think that their husband or wife is listening to them. And me and my dad would sweep for listening devices. Wow, that was cool.
KFC
Really?
Marty Mush
Yeah. Like it was just like once.
KFC
Really?
Marty Mush
Yeah.
KFC
Cuz usually what it is is they've just hacked all of your equipment and you don't realize it.
Rico
Yes, I have, I have, I have.
KFC
Searched my Place for. I've been like, they. They. They have to be listening.
Rico
There's no way.
KFC
And it's like they.
Rico
I got a phone. I check out Marty. Yeah.
Marty Mush
No, there was a bunch of random that I would do. Like they wanted me to once to just go like you go to Times Square and ask the Elmo and stuff for pictures. And if you. They say yes and ask for money, you arrest them.
KFC
Well, that feels like entrapment.
Rico
That's the gig.
KFC
You're a man of honor.
Marty Mush
I was gonna do. I really one sounds funny. Which also. We should write that down.
Rico
Yeah.
Dan
Wait, so I mean, this might be dumb, but I assume that counterterrorism is like, trying to stop terrorism. But is this. Is that what it was? But the Elmo thing is kind of.
KFC
Where it's like, well, that.
Marty Mush
That was.
KFC
It sounds like you guys were not really focusing on terrorism.
Rico
That's where the Secret Service goes after, like, counterfeit bills. It's like, shouldn't you be looking after the president?
Marty Mush
But it is funny thing is I did learn I a lot about like, cyber security and like, all that where like, keep things safe and don't put this on the Internet. Don't do that.
KFC
And then you came to the dumbest.
Marty Mush
Did everything on the Internet. But like, I was in meetings with like, the chief of counterterrorism with like.
Rico
Real happening missing a shoe.
Marty Mush
Like, one time I had to borrow the chief of counterterrorism's tie because I didn't have a tie. And I had to like, hurry up and get in there.
KFC
This is our. Our. This is proving our theory that like. Like we were. We had a hypothetical like a month ago that was. How many times do you. This is actually perfect for Marty. Cuz Marty might. Marty might be the person. One person in the world I would believe could do it. 12 tries. How many tries you have like, unlimited energy. You don't have to worry about like, fatigue. How many times you do open heart surgery before you successfully do it to somebody.
Marty Mush
Oh, my God.
Rico
But there are other doctors in the room telling you what you did wrong.
KFC
No.
Dan
And you have no.
KFC
You.
Rico
You get video.
KFC
Oh, I thought it was. Yeah, that was just. You have a one YouTube tutorial. Step by step.
Rico
Okay.
KFC
I don't think you have no other doctors. I mean.
Rico
Oh, you can pause it and stuff like that. Yeah, bro.
Dan
Dude, that's awesome.
Marty Mush
That's the first thing I thought I was gonna say.
Rico
Yeah, bro.
Marty Mush
If I didn't have to memorize it.
Rico
I think I said 75 the first time I might be sub 10.
Marty Mush
I was gonna say about. I was gonna say. I think the first one would be quit like seven to eight.
Rico
Yeah. The hardest thing about that is me learning how to.
Marty Mush
How many valves are there?
KFC
Yeah, yeah. Also like the cutting and then you.
Marty Mush
Need to stitch staple.
Rico
Staple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, staple.
Marty Mush
And I'll there in the heart.
KFC
You should probably know that if you're gonna be doing surgery.
Rico
I was gonna say that's not a lot. I might be.
KFC
I. I've never.
Rico
Somewhere in the 5 to 10 range, I'll knock it out.
KFC
I have my rule that I, I'll never bet against Marty. So whatever you say. You could say one, one shot at open heart surgery.
Marty Mush
I might be this year, to be.
KFC
Honest with that stuff because like real, real people are coming around.
Marty Mush
Miller's gonna throw it 109 miles an hour past me.
Rico
Yeah, yeah.
Marty Mush
He throws 104. Yeah.
KFC
Listen, but if you get.
Rico
Lean into it.
Marty Mush
Die.
Rico
Just go get on just Barry Bonds little shoulder with a plate armor.
Marty Mush
They're going to now because they don't.
KFC
They want to like. Yeah, because here's the thing. They probably want to like buzz the tower with you, give you a little like brush back pitch pitch. But you know, you got to be able to get out of the way of like again, you're pretty athletic, but like, you know, these guys have quick reaction times to get out of the way of those pitches. If you treat somebody like I'm gonna throw a brush back pitch and they're just a regular like 30 year old dude, you might just drill them.
Marty Mush
Nervous? I'm very nervous.
KFC
You, you, you faced, you know, Bauer, you faced some real like pitchers. But once, once the cat's out of the bag and, and everybody like, like the talent pool gets even higher.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
KFC
And people are like trying to.
Marty Mush
And I'm friends, like Justin Steel's facing me as well and he's like, I'm not letting you get one.
KFC
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Marty Mush
Like, but that they all, they all want. They all wanted to.
KFC
Yeah. Proven them all wrong.
Marty Mush
When the guy got to the Red Sox spring train. They're all on it. I'm sure they were like every single person was like, you're not gonna make the team.
KFC
I remember we said that about the guy in the A's too.
Marty Mush
Right.
KFC
He was like trying to be like their opening day starter. And he's like, I don't know. I'm gonna make the team. You might ruin careers.
Marty Mush
I think I got Djokovic.
Rico
Really.
Marty Mush
If he doesn't get hurt for the or like does actually plays that I have him. That would be amazing. Rip ass throat.
Rico
That that would be. I mean I, I, I, it's bro, that's it would be impressive but like you already did it versus Alcaraz.
KFC
Yeah, I know but Djokovic is like the greatest of all time.
Marty Mush
Djokovic is. Everyone knows who that is. Yeah, no matter Al. Everyone knows but like and they might.
KFC
Eventually like know him as that. But like Djokovic is, you know, better or Djok. Those are the names.
Rico
Djokovic.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
Rico
I would guess my age maybe a little older. 37.
Marty Mush
That's what I would put it up.
KFC
Oh, that's a tough one for Pavs.
Rico
37.
KFC
Pass. Can't Google anything, let alone spot on.
Rico
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KFC
How so you've been doing. You were great in Three Wise Men. That was great.
Marty Mush
Thank you. Let me tell you something. My favorite thing. It's. What's the word? Reinvigorated.
Rico
Yeah. Yeah.
Marty Mush
My, like creativity and back. You know when you lose it sometimes where you're like, everything put out. Everyone's like, well, this sucks. All right, well, I'm going to stop doing this. This is the one where like, I'm literally like, I'm look like literally going to go to acting classes. Like, how much? Yes. I was going to tell you. Me and Tommy might do it and we should go.
Rico
Hell yeah.
KFC
You should film that. Like.
Marty Mush
Yeah, I'm just like, it's so fun. Like even like we're doing stuff, it's cool when people listen to your ideas.
KFC
Yeah.
Marty Mush
Like, oh, that was pretty good.
KFC
Right?
Marty Mush
And like, I'm like studying lines at home. I don't tell them that I'm like really trying to be like, good at it. And it's, it's.
KFC
We're at a company where for the, for the first like 15 years, it was not cool to try and it was not cool to make funny. To be like, I'm trying to do a funny thing.
Marty Mush
Yes.
KFC
It was just like, be funny and like, and it's hard and, and it's like scary to be like, I'm trying to be funny. I'm acting a little bit. Bit. I've come up with this idea and if it doesn't work, people are going to be like, that stinks. That's different than just being like, I'm on the rundown and I'm giving a take about this. If you laugh, you're good. And if you don't laugh, whatever.
Marty Mush
Oh, you spent two weeks of trying to be funny. Yeah.
KFC
Right, right, right, right, right. It's the time and the effort you put in. So when it comes out good, it's got to feel great.
Marty Mush
Yeah. It also helps that you have like person like that. It's really good because I just say things and they make it happen. You know, once you got to look.
KFC
Behind the, the, the, the, the, the curtain of like it's like, oh, nobody's really talented. They all just have good cameraman.
Rico
Do you feel like, do you feel like, like the wizard of Oz where you like, I'm the one doing all this.
KFC
I think that like, I don't. I've never spoken to another first time director that's. But like, I think I just have the easiest job. You guys literally make it so easy.
Marty Mush
But that's.
Rico
We're all just sucking each other. You know what? You guys are.
Marty Mush
That's what it is. These meetings, you got to see them. They're amazing.
KFC
Wow.
Marty Mush
That was a good idea.
Rico
It's.
KFC
It, it's incredible what happens when you try.
Marty Mush
Yes, yes.
KFC
You put one ounce of effort into it. And. And also we. We came from a company of the most toxic, competitive. Like, like, even if your idea is good, I'm going to tell you it's a bad idea because that means I didn't come up with a funny idea.
Marty Mush
You did. I'm going to do.
KFC
Guys are all on the same page and cult and cultivated and foster it. You know, where it's like someone comes.
Marty Mush
Out a new series, you're like them. Yeah, that's a good idea. But you try to do your own now. It's like, oh, maybe we do it together.
Rico
Yes.
Marty Mush
Me and John's text all start off now. Or it's like gay. But like we say it's gay. What I'm about to say. But like, I really enjoyed what we did today. Basically every text we.
Rico
It really is like, like say they would be like, aren't we having fun, guys?
Dan
Not to add to the dick sucking, but making a gambler was like one of my favorites.
KFC
Gonna say that really, when you think.
Marty Mush
About it kind of did start like. And not. I'm not saying we started out like you start out voting, but I'm saying that's. We did, but we didn't try. That's the problem.
KFC
But that, that.
Marty Mush
But we tried.
KFC
But that was like. I remember being like, oh, whoa. That was like acting.
Marty Mush
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KFC
Like, you're not acting. You're just like kind of. But like, I remember thinking out of order. I. You were like still kind of an unknown and like I was just, yeah, that guy's crazy and funny. But for him I was like, oh, that's. You can do something different that we haven't done yet before, you know.
Dan
And I like you guys like years ago, flip flop, sorry. Between like straight men and like, like not one was like the same men.
Marty Mush
And.
Rico
No one stays the straight man here.
KFC
I, I would. I wish sometimes that, that the gambling didn't happen because I would like to see that, like, keep going.
Rico
Although they deleted all those pretty quick.
Marty Mush
Really fast. Really fast.
KFC
People don't know. It was like we all, you know, once Penn bought us, we had all these gambling regulations where you can't say, you know, the essence of Making a gambler.
Dan
For the record, you still can't.
Rico
For the record, we couldn't say we go. Someone else's wife or whatever it was that he was accused of. Not accused of.
KFC
But. But yeah, I mean that was.
Marty Mush
But we should just. When they'd be like, what are we gonna. How are we gonna do this today? And then we just like start doing ideas and improv. That's kind of how it works.
Rico
That it would be. Would be like. That one was very much out of order. Was the same way where like I. When I started, it was very much just like Run and Gun. And now it's like basically we don't do anything without a full script.
Marty Mush
Full script.
Rico
But like, that was. That. That one was like more like born of. Of. I. I don't know. With. Without water. I always think that like we didn't use a script because we were kind of just couldn't figure it out. This I don't think we wanted to figure.
KFC
No, that one was reckless.
Rico
That was like, we just don't want to do like it was literally a bit laziness. It was like, I don't want to write a script. Let's just do it.
KFC
Don't you guys realize that this is the way people talk about like their. Their like humble beginnings when they have like a movie studio? Eventually like every. Like when you guys talk like, that's how people talk where they're like, like, I don't know, Upright Citizens Brigade or like whatever it is. Where it's like, yeah, in the beginning we didn't have scripts and then we like, now all of a sudden, we like have a movie.
Rico
It's. That's.
Marty Mush
That's the way that we talk in these things. And the way I go home, I'm like, we're gonna have a movie.
KFC
Yes, you will and you'll get there. And I just think you guys would get there like so much faster if it was like, you know, there's just different ways that barstool operates and the haves and the have nots and what gets attention to what does. And. And if. If that got the attention it deserves, I feel like you would already have a movie.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
KFC
You'd already be on like a streaming service.
Rico
I think. I think we get the attention we deserve.
Marty Mush
Honestly. They rip. They do well. But it is weird. But our audience not used to it also.
Rico
Right.
Marty Mush
We haven't never done something scripted that all they loved was the non scripted.
Rico
Yeah.
Dan
Is there any characters that you would be uncomfortable doing? Like, would you like draw a Line anywhere.
Marty Mush
No, nowhere. Definitely not.
Rico
I mean, I don't think so. There's nothing I wouldn't do if we were doing it right.
KFC
Like, if, if, if, if, if. If the gang handed you the Danny DeVito script.
Rico
Absolutely. What was he.
KFC
He was getting raped by.
Rico
He was getting raped.
KFC
I want to test that. So you guys, you need to push him now that he's on the record. Push him. Him to the brink.
Rico
Like, if I. If I think it's funny, there's absolutely nothing I won't do. Like, which I think is what Danny DeVito says about Frank Reynolds. Like, if I think it's funny, of course I'll do it.
Marty Mush
Yeah, that's true. That is true.
Rico
There. It's not. Don't just go write a random rape scene. But, like, if there's. If it's funny and it makes sense, I'll do it.
KFC
The Queen's boulevard scene where he writes in the blowjob. I just gotta make sure you trust me.
Rico
I'm gonna do that. I'm.
Marty Mush
And Johnny Drama's going through everyone that's. He sucked the dick. It's like he went full retard.
KFC
They're coming out another day. They're Doug Elan and them are coming out with a show. It's.
Rico
That can't be real. Yeah, the Charlie Sheen thing.
KFC
Yeah, yeah.
Marty Mush
It's fake.
Rico
I think so.
KFC
I'm pretty sure.
Rico
I mean, I saw the trailer, but I was like, that's fake.
KFC
I don't think so. It's. It's. It's basically. Yeah, yeah, that's real. I don't know if it. I. I think it's like a pilot or something. I don't know if. If it's like been. Been. Been picked up or. No.
Marty Mush
Look at that.
KFC
Charlie. She just. Star and dramedy. It's.
Rico
Is there any.
KFC
It's Doug, the creator of Entourage, and it's Kevin Connelly basically playing E. And Drama, I think, kind of playing a similar. Kevin Dillon playing a similar thing to Drama. And then Charlie Sheen is himself and he's having. He has a podcast. It's like he's joining the digital world and came back from cancel.
Rico
Yeah.
KFC
Yeah. Took him a little longer on account of the aids, I think, but. But, you know, I think this is all real.
Marty Mush
You know what we were talking about yesterday, like, how a lot of the main characters of TV shows and movies, you don't like the side character you like. We're talking. I said, do you think that Kira Eisenberg was mad that everyone kind of loves Kieran Culkin because he directed it. He made the movie. Everyone is like, he's wanting. He's winning the awards for, like, supporting actor.
KFC
Yeah.
Marty Mush
And, like, Entourage. No one's favorite character ever.
KFC
Seinfeld.
Marty Mush
Seinfeld.
KFC
It's.
Marty Mush
George is the favorite. Like, it is kind of crazy. These main characters kind of sucks.
KFC
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's always the. The, like, the side guys that I think really have, like, the memory. I saw some great videos of I must be in some sort of weird Costanza, Jason Alexander algorithm right now. But there was one where early on the episode of the Pen from Seinfeld, he's Jason Alexander's not in it. And he went to Larry David and he was like, don't ever write me out of the show ever again. And he goes, if you're gonna write me out, write me out forever, because I want this character to be so good that there cannot be an episode without it. And if you're not gonna. And if you don't see it that way and you don't like.
Marty Mush
Like, don't.
KFC
I'm done.
Rico
No way.
KFC
He was like, I never miss an episode after that. And he also said. He said that I can't remember the numbers, but it was like, syndication, Seinfeld, and syndication was making, like, $400 million a year or something like that. It was making, like, $10 million an episode in syndication. And they knew that, and they went to. To NBC, and they were like, we got to get this money. And they were like, we cannot give you, like, basically equity in the show. I guess that sets, like, a precedent or whatever. We cannot do that. So they were like, okay, we're gonna come up with a number then that, like, on the front end, basically a salary that will make it right. And that's where the original, like, a million dollars an episode for all them came up. And he was like, I think we did, like, irreparable damage to the television industry by doing that.
Rico
Really?
KFC
He was like, I. I knew the first part, but he was like. Like, I think NBC was foolish to do that because. And he kind of.
Rico
Kind of.
KFC
He was like. He's like, paul Reiser and Helen Hunt are going to get a million dollars an episode for some. Some show that's in, like, the 25 to 30 range. Like, he mentioned a couple other, like, sitcoms and names, and he's like, basically being like those. Like, we were doing numbers, so we should get it. Mad about you.
Rico
Mad about you.
KFC
Yeah, Freddie. Yeah, he said that one and another One that was just like. Yeah, those like, Like. And those were probably crushing, too. But he was like, we were monsters, but we set this precedent of a million an episode that was like. He goes, they should. They were foolish. They should not have done that. That's gangster.
Marty Mush
The main character stuff is kind of like, here too. Like, when you first start, you're in and out. People love you.
KFC
Yeah.
Marty Mush
Wow. That guy's funny. Because they only see a couple of these stories, then you get on for a while. This. Get this guy off the screen.
KFC
Overexposure is such a real thing. Internet best. But we.
Rico
We.
Marty Mush
We are unbelievable. When someone's funny. Get on every show, every show down, and then now they hate you. All right.
Rico
The job.
KFC
The job. Like, the job is every day. Like. Like every other form of entertainment is like, oh, we got this, like, hot new thing. Do, like, 10 episodes and then go away for, like, a year.
Marty Mush
Yes.
KFC
This is like, go on every single day for 15 years. It's actually miraculous that anybody still likes any of us. It's kind of a testament to, like, we're. We're actually likable. Because if you don't hate me by.
Rico
Now, it's like, it's like being, like, a local sports host. Like, no one. Like, at least in my experience in New York and Boston, like, there are people who like, he's an. I like him, or they just hate him.
KFC
Yeah.
Rico
There's no one who's, like, a great guy.
KFC
Yeah. The. The. The exposure thing is either you have to be. I've always viewed it this way. You have to be supremely talented and confident to be like, I'll give you a little taste. And I'm pulling back, and when I come back, you'll love it, you know?
Rico
Yeah.
KFC
I'm like, I don't think I'm good enough for that. So I gotta just keep going every day to try to hit. You know, I'm going quantity, not quality. Because if I disappear for six months because I'm taking off and I come back, it might not be there.
Rico
Yeah.
KFC
But that's also probably, like, the wrong Dana in nutshells.
Marty Mush
You just. You should have on one day and just don't say anything, and he'll just spill everything. That's like, what. That's why Coley and Tyler show is always the best with us, too, because, like, he literally, like, out of nowhere was just like. Yeah. First time I came was from a lawnmower, like, out of nowhere. And it was just, like, from the vibration. It's like, like, d no one ask you that. That's where he just said, some crazy dude.
KFC
I've heard stories like that, but not from dudes. Lawnmower. I'm going to buy that.
Marty Mush
That's why he's the best.
Rico
You know, my favorite was when he came on Barcelona radio and just.
KFC
Oh, the butt Chug.
Rico
No, the remote control.
KFC
What was that one?
Rico
He used to tie a Nintendo 64 remote to his dick. While. No, just. No, it's just while he was playing, he'd play naked, and he would tie a remote to his dick to stretch it out to make it bigger. And I was like. I was like, oh, we all, like, did, like, weird things when we were, like, 12. And he's like, no, I was in college. I'll be honest.
KFC
I think that's, like, a sex crime. Like, saying that out loud is like.
Marty Mush
You should be on a list, bro.
KFC
I thought the butt Chug stuff was bad.
Marty Mush
He just.
KFC
He just offered that up. Remember that? He was just like, yeah, I drink to my.
Rico
In college.
KFC
At least I've heard of that before. I've never heard of tying your Nintendo controller to your dick.
Rico
Yeah. Trying to stretch.
Dan
I don't even understand.
KFC
If you were dating a guy and you found out that he did that, what would you do?
Dan
Well, does it work? That's crazy. I don't really understand the logistics of it.
Rico
No one does. That's why Dana is the only one who did it. Yeah.
KFC
I think they say it.
Rico
We all didn't run home and try it. Like, Dana. No one thought of that.
KFC
I mean, I think it's got to work a little bit. Right.
Rico
I would think, because it's like, you.
Dan
Stretch yourself out when you want to.
Rico
Make yourself taller, but I. I think you got to do it. Like, I feel like, every day, like.
KFC
A brick on there.
Rico
Like, what? Yeah. What do you call it? It's, like binding binded feet. Yeah. Like. Yeah.
KFC
I was thinking about this the other day. I'm always trying to think of things that are happening today that, like, in a thousand years, we're gonna be like, can you believe that they believe that or did that? I think high heels are insane.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
Dan
Yeah.
KFC
I think they're one step beyond binding feet, where it's just gonna be like, there was, like, in this era for, like, a couple hundred years, like, girls walked on, like, little pins and had to, like, it hurt, and they couldn't really walk. But, like. But they did it because, like, their calves.
Marty Mush
No. Didn't they get more comfortable?
KFC
Oh, they're probably more comfortable than they were.
Rico
But yeah.
KFC
More comfortable than just regular shoes.
Marty Mush
It is crazy where it's like. It's gotta.
KFC
Because I think about like when you see them dance and like they can run in them. And that's crazy. Crazy that you guys can do that.
Rico
But.
KFC
But it also is like, what are we doing here? Why the.
Dan
Are you like, evolution wise, it makes sense. Like you just like when you're taller, you feel.
KFC
But if you all just like. Yeah, it's an even playing field. If you just agreed not to do it.
Marty Mush
About fax machines.
KFC
I talked about those.
Marty Mush
That's actually still in the future. I think fashion.
Dan
I don't understand the logistics.
Marty Mush
Like, how does it.
Dan
Why don't we still have them?
Marty Mush
It doesn't make it.
KFC
Well, you can just like scan something and email it now. But.
Marty Mush
But I. Yeah, on like your phone.
KFC
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dan
But it's kind of like transportation or.
Rico
I actually learned how to do that fairly recently. Game changer.
KFC
Kind of just take a picture of it.
Rico
And if you do it in the notes app.
KFC
You don't even need an app anymore. You just do it on your phone.
Dan
No, but I feel like a fax machine is the closest thing we have to teleportation.
KFC
Yeah, well, physical.
Dan
Something physical. Not on the phone.
KFC
No, no, no.
Marty Mush
But it's not.
Dan
Well, it's like I actually have no idea how it works.
KFC
No, no, no, no. It's not like you're like transferring the p. Piece of paper.
Dan
No, I know.
Marty Mush
That. That physical piece of paper had to going into an email. That's crazy.
KFC
Yeah. Well, they got this new. Where you write and it write with a pen and then it just appears on your phone with like your handwriting and everything. So if you're like a journaler, but you want to like keep it on your phone or whatever and you can just write and it just stores.
Rico
If you're a journal. Just write it in your journal.
Marty Mush
Exactly. Sometimes things are too easy. I don't like that.
Rico
Dude.
KFC
Right now they're doing this. I don't even know what it stands for. Cesar. I don't know. Probably E is probably for expo. I don't know. It's like they're unveiling all the technology that's coming out. I think we're actually. You know when people are like, I thought we'd have flying cars by now. I think we're like right on the tipping point. They're starting to make some wild dude, bro.
Marty Mush
Even the one that drives itself as an Uber is crazy.
KFC
Yeah. To me, they're making A car that jumps. I don't even know why they need that. It was like, you can jump.
Rico
That's like that car. There's a truck that there's always commercials for during football where the truck can move, like, sideways. Sideways. It's like.
Marty Mush
Like, what?
KFC
No, right now, this. They. This one's cool. This just has a helicopter in your trunk. This just has. You just straight up have a helicopter in your trunk. That it becomes like a helicopter drone, and you just fly away. That's like a HESS truck where they're like, it comes with a helicopter Raptor. Yeah, that one. That one's pretty baller, by the way.
Rico
By the way, let me just say, most inventions. I. I think they are.
KFC
Marty in Antarctica.
Marty Mush
So they're dropping them.
KFC
I love that we have helicopter cars, but we don't have Internet here. This car can just jump over potholes because why not? It just goes.
Marty Mush
I heard that's like the number one death in Mississippi potholes.
Rico
The hippopotamus of Mississippi.
KFC
It just goes, like. It just jumps, like. Yeah. Six meters forward.
Rico
What about, like, I. I always think about this kind of stuff. Like, if your friend got it and he's like, dude, I got this car. It can jump.
KFC
I'd be like, why the G wagon?
Rico
I'd make fun of him for thinking it's cool. I'd be like, why? Why do I care about that?
KFC
Yes. G wagons can just go, like. And just do, like, donuts in. In. In. In their. Stay in their place. Right now, I actually think that one makes sense because you can parallel park. Like, the wheels go sideways. You just go right in there.
Dan
Well, we're talking about fireworks. That's some of the best, the craziest engineering. Like, first of all, how do they get the colors? Is it dye? Second of all, timing it so that it explodes in the air in separate little pieces. How do they get that to figure out in just like, that little compartment? Third of all, I don't know what that is, honestly. But, like. But, like, to have it blow up in the air like that, I definitely.
Rico
Don'T understand the science of it. I leave it to the Chinese.
KFC
The. The.
Rico
The.
KFC
They had. They had the one this year at New Year's, I think it was, like, the biggest single explosion ever. It was bananas. It, like, lit up the whole goddamn sky.
Marty Mush
I don't like those inventions.
Rico
I like. I think the. The biggest explosion ever. And, like, everywhere else, thinking like, no, that's not it.
KFC
Did you see that? They did it in Nagasaki.
Marty Mush
What?
KFC
Yeah, it was like the Single biggest. The headline was like, single biggest explosion in Nagasaki. And the comments were, like, know. Second.
Rico
Yeah, second. Maybe third did it in Nagasaki. I was going to say the people of Nagasaki and Hiroshima are going, no, it's not. They gave it. Or. Or I saw their own eyes going, no, it's not.
KFC
No, not those people.
Marty Mush
You like, those. Like, those inventions. Like, the invention that just came out is like, you know, the. It's. It makes, like, ice cream at your house. That is something that I can get on board.
KFC
Hell, yeah.
Marty Mush
Where it's like. Like, it's so. It's like a. One of those machines now. A coffee machine that just makes ice cream. Yeah. It's crazy. That is something I don't. What am I doing?
KFC
This. This. They unveiled a $60,000 television where it is like a. It has a. Your. The screen is like a fabric that can just, like, collapse. So all of a sudden, like, your television's like, not there, and they're like, so, like, it doesn't. You know what I mean?
Rico
It's like, so now you can have a blank space on you. I think I look at. I look at, like, technology stuff like this. How. I also do look at it like this, but, like. Like a layman looks at, like, I think, like, fashion. Like a Runway where you're like, what the. Who's ever gonna wear that? But yeah, it's actually. But. But like, the people who look at fashion like that, again, I can't tell, but I know, like, it'll get watered down and then. But. But it will be very popular. Yeah, Like. Like, I'm sure that's what happens with this. Yeah. Like, it's all get watered down.
KFC
Right.
Rico
This is like, there will be something that's mainstream out of it.
KFC
One of these exists in the world, but they're. Enron released a. It's this little egg. It's a nuclear reactor for your house. Just like your house will run on nuclear power. Now it's like. That sounds like a bad idea.
Marty Mush
Gosh.
KFC
Imagine Marty, every day, has to, like, run a nuclear power plant to, like, keep his house warm.
Rico
Wake up every morning, like, how many Rockins are in the house right now?
Marty Mush
I just found out how to, like, stop the wind coming through my door. It's brutal. Did you know there's tape for it?
Rico
What?
Marty Mush
There's tape for it.
Rico
Oh.
Marty Mush
Do you know how I like gas stations? Yeah. The. You ever have go to a place where there's, like, eight gas stations on one block?
KFC
Yeah.
Marty Mush
Basically, if you go to the Hol. Tunnel it's like. It's a main road. It's literally a gas station. Left, right?
Rico
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Marty Mush
You caught a seed, the prices on these things. One was 343, one was 294 across the street. Do you think they're fighting with each other like every morning being like. I think they change the look with this bastard price. That is so interesting.
Rico
Look what this bas. Imagine that.
Marty Mush
Like, oh, this 350 a day. I'm making it 240. Like, that's crazy to think about. And the last thing I was thinking about this morning, this is all this morning, was the. The groundhogs. I'm thinking about doing a documentary on them. On Puck, Satani and the. Oh, guy in an Illinois guy. I think, because I interviewed a rest.
KFC
In peace Staten Island Chuck.
Marty Mush
Yeah.
Rico
You've done something with them before, right?
Marty Mush
Well, I interviewed a weatherman to talk about, like, how did you dress up like punk's body? How was the monkey documentary that Joe Rogan talked about that no one came cares about? It's okay. The.
Rico
We talk about the documentary.
Marty Mush
Yeah, it's like a million views on barstool. Me and. Me and Eddie's. Eddie's video about that monkey who ripped off that lady's face. Oh, oh.
Rico
I was thinking the other monkey documentary is not coming out or dressed up.
Marty Mush
We dressed up as Steve Irwin, but didn't know the severity of the video we were about to shoot. So we took that off this cop. This cop, this copy cop didn't do any interviews. That shot the monkey about who.
KFC
I'm lost. Wait, so the monkey, the chip that ripped that lady's face off, like, whatever.
Marty Mush
Years ago, that was on like Oprah and everything.
KFC
Yeah.
Marty Mush
Me and Eddie did a documentary about it because we found it fascinating that he was like, riding in. Riding in, like ice cream trucks and like, he was a mascot for like. Yeah, okay. And then we found this. Then we found this cop who has turned down interviews for Netflix, hbo. But his daughter was a fan, man. And he, like, basically told us that, like, this monkey was about to kill him, but stopped and like, he heard him through his eyes say, shoot me now. It was crazy. And he just shoots some monkeys dead. And then he's talking about how this monkey and the. And the lady.
KFC
See, this is what I mean. This should have been a big deal at barstool.
Marty Mush
Look it up.
KFC
I didn't even know this happened.
Marty Mush
Yeah, look.
KFC
How long ago is this?
Marty Mush
I don't know. Let's see. It's. It's typing Years ago or like recently Travis the monkey bar stool. Like, years.
KFC
That's great.
Marty Mush
I had, like. I had.
KFC
That's good stuff right there.
Marty Mush
Chewing rocks teeth. Yeah, look, it's got like 850, 000 views because of. Joe Rogan said something about it. And that's the.
Rico
That's the.
KFC
But this is not your. Oh, this is yours?
Marty Mush
Yeah.
KFC
Wow. Oh, that guy looks like a dude who shoot a monkey. Yeah.
Marty Mush
It's one of the craziest things I've ever heard about him. Talking about how, like, yeah, the monkey and this lady used to like, have sex and oh, geez, give baby face.
KFC
Marty looking just like a schmuck. Luckily, that guy looked like a bigger schmuck.
Dan
This is his only interview ever.
Marty Mush
Yes. The only way he's got exclusive. It's crazy when he's. When me and Eddie talking about this on the show, me and Dana and Eddie left being like, what the just happened?
KFC
So the monkey was like begging for death.
Marty Mush
Like, yeah, like, he was like. He like, ripped open the cop. Cop car. The monkey ripped open the door, and instead of attacking me, stood there and he's like. I swear I just heard him say, like, end it now.
Rico
Like, what?
KFC
That is incredible. Dude. It's always a pleasure. Mush. So wait, are you. Do we have any. You know, spring training's probably coming up. You're gonna be doing.
Marty Mush
Yeah, I got Mesa Miller, Dylan Cease, Zach Gallon, Justin Steele, and then I got Djokovic. And I'm hoping Zach Gallon.
Rico
He's like a psyop a guy, right?
Marty Mush
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KFC
They're all real deal.
Marty Mush
Yeah. Hopefully a bunch of other stuff on the. I got a new contract too.
KFC
Hey, and a compliment even better than the contract. What was the compliment?
Marty Mush
It was my best year I've ever had.
KFC
Wow.
Rico
Accurate compliment.
Marty Mush
Crazy.
KFC
Do you think it's maybe like in. In for retribution of a public, you know, humiliation?
Marty Mush
He said, like, it was like. I think it was just like I made money for the first time. But I'm being quite frank. I think it was like I actually did something that was good.
KFC
Congrats on the compliment.
Marty Mush
That's all I needed. Good time.
KFC
If Rico would just get a compliment, he would probably stop.
Marty Mush
That's it. Sa. Sa.
KFC Radio Episode Summary: "Marty Mush Reacts to Ria being the Mastermind of Surviving Barstool So Far - Full Episode"
Released on January 9, 2025
In this engaging episode of KFC Radio, hosted by KFC and featuring Rico, Marty Mush, and Dan, the conversation delves deep into the dynamics of the reality show Surviving Barstool, with a particular focus on Ria's strategic prowess. The hosts navigate through personal anecdotes, sharp critiques, and humorous exchanges, offering listeners a comprehensive look into the show's inner workings and the personalities that drive it.
The episode kicks off with a brief welcome from KFC, followed by introductions of the regular hosts: Rico and Kirk. Marty Mush makes a notable appearance, setting the stage for a lively discussion.
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The core of the episode centers around Marty Mush's insights into Ria's role as the mastermind behind her success in Surviving Barstool. The hosts dissect her gameplay, alliances, and the impact she has on the competition.
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A significant portion of the discussion highlights the contrasting personalities of Rico and Kirk, exploring how their differing approaches contribute to the show's unpredictable nature.
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The hosts express their opinions on the voting strategies employed by participants, particularly criticizing the blending of real-world influences with the show's artificial environment.
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A heated segment discusses the nuances of cancel culture, distinguishing between personal disdain for individuals and the legal implications of their actions. The conversation touches upon various public figures and their handling of controversies.
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Shifting gears, the hosts explore advancements in technology and fashion, debating the practicality and societal impacts of innovations like AI-generated movies, aura rings, and helicopter cars.
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The conversation includes light-hearted critiques of contemporary movies such as Twisters and Wicked, alongside humorous takes on classic films and TV shows like Seinfeld.
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Marty Mush shares personal stories about his engagement and aspirations in acting, while the hosts discuss their own ventures and the challenges of maintaining creativity within the competitive landscape of Barstool Sports.
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As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the importance of persistence, the impact of daily exposure on public perception, and the balance between quantity and quality in content creation.
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This episode of KFC Radio offers a multifaceted exploration of Surviving Barstool, underpinned by candid discussions, sharp observations, and the unmistakable camaraderie of the hosts. From dissecting game strategies to debating modern societal issues, listeners gain an in-depth understanding of the show's dynamics and the personalities that make it a standout in the Barstool Sports lineup.
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This detailed summary encapsulates the vibrant and dynamic discussions from the episode, providing both existing fans and newcomers with valuable insights into the themes and conversations that define KFC Radio.