Meek Phil GOES OFF on Klemmer After Smashing His Phone - Full Episode

Summary

KFC Radio: "Meek Phil GOES OFF on Klemmer After Smashing His Phone" - Full Episode Summary

Podcast: KFC Radio
Hosts: KFC (Kevin Clancy), Feitelberg, Jackie, Devlin
Date: October 28, 2025

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Overview

This raucous episode of KFC Radio dives into the combustible world of Barstool office drama, highlighted by Meek Phil’s on-air meltdown after smashing his own phone, and his fiery standoff with Chris Klemmer. The hosts also riff on viral social media stories, tackle sports nostalgia, relive some of Barstool’s best internal freak-outs, and share personal and listener anecdotes with their trademark blend of banter and sharp wit.

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Main Themes

• Barstool Office Drama & Meltdowns: The centerpiece is a dramatic recap and breakdown of Meek Phil’s public tantrum after losing a chance at a big bet, shattering his phone, and demanding colleagues’ help—all while getting undercut by Klemmer’s deadpan commentary.
• Viral Social Stories: The hosts navigate through two wild stories: a woman faking her pregnancy, and Suzanne Somers’s widower building an AI “twin” wife.
• Sports & Stand-Up: Reflections on Nick Mangold’s passing segue into discussions about sports and sports fandom, and Feitelberg’s upcoming comedy tour with Bert Kreischer.
• Barstool Culture, Pranks & History: They revisit Barstool’s unique culture, including past legendary morning shows and recent conflicts among staff for a deeply meta, self-reflective episode.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Remembering Nick Mangold

[01:08 – 07:16]

The episode opens with somber reflections on the sudden passing of Jets legend and “Barstool guy” Nick Mangold.

• KFC: “He was like a rock. He was on the field every snap, every game, seven Pro bowl appearances. A huge piece of, like, some of the only highlights they’ve had in the last couple decades… Four kids. It’s just crazy.” [01:36]
• Discussion about aging alongside athletes, the shock of realizing sports heroes are true contemporaries, and how it changes one’s view on fandom and criticism.

2. Celebrity Sightings & Local Legends

[08:20 – 12:31]

Jackie brings a hilarious anecdote from her dad about seeing Karen Read at church in Martha’s Vineyard—a figure “iconic” in New England after her trial.

• KFC: “If you ask people up there, would you rather see Taylor Swift or Karen Reed?” [10:18]
• The story highlights regional celebrity, the public’s obsession, and the peculiarities of local fame.

3. Viral Outrage: Fake Pregnancies & AI Clones

[14:37 – 29:09]

a. The Scottish Fake Pregnancy

• The crew gets deep into the case of Kira Cousins, who wore a fake baby bump, staged sonograms, and ended up with a reborn doll to perpetuate her lie.
• KFC: “To go all the way through pregnancy and through birth… it’s so crazy. That’s so crazy.” [21:37]
• Discussions around family complicity, the psychology of faking milestones, and the bleak comedic potential of the scheme.

b. Suzanne Somers’ “AI Twin”

• The hosts react to the news of Suzanne Somers’s widower reportedly creating an AI partner “twin” using all 27 of her books.
• Jackie: “Honestly, like, there’s an aspect of it that’s sweet... But I also—I do. I have a bit on stage… I know at the end of my life, I’m the bad guy.” [25:54]
• They debate the appropriateness, sweetness, and potential creepiness of using AI to resurrect loved ones, comparing it to music or live comedy.

4. Comedy Tours & Stand-Up Nerves

[29:09 – 38:48]

Feitelberg shares updates on being invited for extra weeks to open for Bert Kreischer, recounts run-ins with fans (including lesbian grill-masters), and reflects on the difference in performing for massive arenas versus small clubs.

• Feitelberg: “I don’t even think there’s anyone else in the room. It’s just me.” [35:45]
• Deep dives into managing nerves, differences in crowd work, and the oddness of being relatively unknown on a lineup.

5. Barstool Office Meltdowns: Meek Phil vs. Clemmer

[46:51 – 59:31]

The Incident

• Meek Phil loses a chance at a big bet, smashes his phone, panics about how to get to the Apple Store, lashes out at colleagues, and escalates the situation by arguing with Clemmer.
• Jackie: “He started demanding people take him to Apple Store... like, how the fuck am I gonna get there?” [48:18]
• KFC: “I’ve never understood the smash your phone, punch a wall thing. I just don’t have that DNA in me. For a Barstool social person, you break your phone, you’re done for the day.” [55:51]
• Clemmer tries to point out the proximity of Apple Stores, only to be told off by Meek Phil.
• The scene is relived in detail, remarking how similar these public freak-outs are to withdrawal symptoms, and questioning the real vs. performative aspect of such Barstool moments.

Analysis and Barstool Lore

• The team ranks Barstool meltdowns (Rico’s High Noon incident still reigns), and wonders if the madness is part of the “freak show” ethos of the company.
• KFC: “You put a bunch of freaks in a room from now until the end of time, [it] will continue to pop off.” [62:16]
• They note how perfectly this drama fits Dave Portnoy’s ideal of Barstool: chaotic, unpredictable, and endlessly meme-able.

6. Sports Fandom, Team Misery, and Coaching

[63:40 – 79:21]

• NFL talk picks up again with the hosts lamenting Jets fandom and marveling at how quickly the Patriots and coach Vrabel have righted their ship.
• KFC: “I always will hate the Yankees. I really stopped even thinking about the Patriots... And now it’s like, ah, time’s a flat circle.” [74:01]
• Contrasts the joy of sports success (“I’d die for that guy” – Jackie on Vrabel [78:25]) with the stoic resignation of perennially cursed franchises (“I just don’t think I can really do it anymore” – KFC [81:08]).

7. Barstool Business, Merch, and Cultural References

[69:39 – 72:14]

• Hilarious breakdown of some questionable Patriots/Drake May shirts, their dated references, and the Barstool way (“I just make merch for old people now” – KFC [70:17]).
• Side bits on crowd demographics, in-jokes, and licensed nostalgia.

8. Strange Solutions for Losing Teams & Other Bits

[83:02 – 85:03]

• The gang humorously brainstorms alternate drafting strategies for the Jets: “draft a team of magicians.”
• Devlin: “You can’t get the ball if you don’t know where it is.” [83:40]
• Extended improv about D3 football vs. magicians, a highlight of Barstool’s unpredictable comedic style.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• KFC: “You think you’ve tricked somebody and they’re not tricked... There is nothing more embarrassing in this world to me than that.” [19:17]
• Jackie: “We’re not breaking any news... but you can see, very players coach. Right now, I’m a fan. I’ll die for that guy.” [78:14]
• KFC: “You put a bunch of freaks in a room, from now until the end of time [they] will continue to pop off. And this is just the latest iteration.” [62:16]
• Meek Phil (as recounted): “How the fuck am I gonna get there?” [48:42]
• KFC: “I don’t know how else the anger would be coming from. That feels like an embarrassment freak out… Like, you know, you did something stupid and now you’re embarrassed. And rather than just like pulling the parachute and being like, all right, I’m sorry, guys. It’s like I’m just gonna go DEFCON 1.” [60:09]
• Devlin: “You can’t get the ball if you don’t know where it is.” [83:40]

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• Nick Mangold Tribute – 01:08 to 07:16
• Karen Reed Story & Vineyard Celebs – 08:20 to 12:31
• Fake Pregnancy (Kira Cousins) – 14:37 to 21:37
• Suzanne Somers’ AI “Twin” – 23:04 to 29:09
• Feitelberg’s Comedy Tour with Bert Kreischer – 29:09 to 38:48
• Meek Phil Phone Smash / Klemmer Showdown – 46:51 to 59:31
• Office Meltdowns & Barstool Lore – 57:18 to 62:16
• Jets/Patriots/NFL Riffing – 74:01 to 81:08
• Drafting Magicians for the Jets – 83:02 to 85:03

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Final Thoughts

The episode is KFC Radio at its best: half sports and Barstool gossip, half wild internet tales, all tied together with sharp banter and a deeply self-aware “Barstool is a circus” energy. For anyone looking to understand the internal dynamics, humor, and mythology of Barstool Sports—or just seeking laughs and honest takes—this is a must-listen episode.

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Transcript

[KFC]

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[Jackie]

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[KFC]

All right, it's another edition of KFC radio on the Barstool Sports Network. We're going to get into it, but first we got to talk about my man, Nick Mangold. Rest in peace. To Nick. That one went quick. And yeah, 40. Young. 41 is so young. That one was sad. That one was real sad.

[Jackie]

That one was. That one I was shocking because he's. When I was on barstool networks, like last week, he was on the act last week. I think he's on, like, talking to Large last week, like, yeah, it was.

[KFC]

It was like, I know obviously he was not doing well, but it, it seemed like in reading up about it, it said. So he has a. Had a genetic defect. If you don't know, he's a all pro lineman for the, for the, for the Jets. One of, like, the only bright spots that the jets had over the last 20 years. He was like a rock. He was on the field every snap, every game, seven Pro bowl appearances. A huge piece of, like, some of the only highlights they've had in the last couple decades. He had a wife and four kids. He was basically a barstool employee. I don't know he ever was, but he was. He was a huge part of Barcelona breakfast with Large and Willie. And so he was just like one of the. One of the guys. And so he had a genetic defect that they found out about in 06 that was like, this is going to affect your kidneys. And he kept it all quiet. Until recently. And he thought they, like, I guess the timetable was like, when you're like in your 60s, this will start to be a problem. So he was like, I thought I had more time and I guess it progressed really quickly. So he was out there asking for a donor, and I think there was some action on that. I think they were like, finding some potential matches. So I don't know what happened. I don't know if it's just. It just went so fast or if it reaches a point where they're like, even if you do have a match, we, like, you know, morally or legally can't do it. If things get to a point that's so bad, I don't know. I don't know what happened. But it went from, you know, like, I'm looking for a donor and, like, trying to extend my life to, you know, a week or two later, out of nowhere, he's gone. Or at least it felt like out of nowhere for us. I don't know about what was going on behind the scenes. So I know, like, large and some of the guys here who worked with him are. We're like, really tight. As a Jets fan, everybody you know in the jets world, like, knew him and loved him. But 40, I mean, I'm. I. It's so weird when you, when you watch sports. Like, I thought of Nick Mangold is 20 years older.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, for sure.

[KFC]

Because he's a guy that I was watching, like, revering on tv. It's like, it makes you feel like a little kid and him feel like the adult. And I was like, oh, we're the same age.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

Like, holy.

[Jackie]

I was thinking about that just the other day, how, like your age drastically affects how you watch sports.

[KFC]

Where.

[Jackie]

Totally. Know, when I was young, they were my heroes. When I was a teen, or maybe late teens, early 20s, I considered them my peers for some reason.

[KFC]

Right?

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, look, we both work in the sports world, so we're basically the same guy. But then when you get older and you're like, oh, they're children now. You know what I mean? Like now. Yeah.

[KFC]

And it makes it much harder to, like, at least for me to like, be as critical or mad. I'm like, dude, this is like a 22 year old kid.

[Jackie]

I'm going let this ruin my week.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Right through the wrong place.

[KFC]

Yeah, yeah. And then it kind of comes back around the other way of like now in retirement, because, you know, it's like, oh, my God, this guy. This dude's ancient gotta retire. He's 37.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah.

[KFC]

You have, like, your whole life ahead of you. And unfortunately for Nick, you know, that wasn't the case. But very, very sad. But I really feel for my man Large. I know that, like, Large Nick. Large Nick and. And Willie were like, 900 pounds.

[Jackie]

They were the first, like, big boys club. Yeah, yeah.

[KFC]

They were the OG. Those three were, like, 900 pounds of.

[Jackie]

Booze, food, and, you know, 6:00am on Friday, they'd be 30. Martin.

[KFC]

Oh, man.

[Devlin]

That was Barcelona.

[KFC]

Yep.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

Yeah. Barcelona breakfast. They had the morning slot on our serious show. It was like, morning breakfast. Barcelona breakfast into, like, a Pick Central into, like, a Chicago show and then CCK and then Barcelona radio, I think. So they had. They. They were holding down the morning slot, and it went from, like, morning show to. Then they did Gentlemen's Fridays, which was just on Friday. They would get up.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

And then, like. Then it became like, Gentlemen's Thursday, Friday, Gentlemen, Tuesday, gentlemen. They were gentlemen. They were gentlemen. Quite frequently.

[Devlin]

Would they do actual breakfast?

[Jackie]

Yeah, they do, like, wine tastings and stuff like that. They class it up. Look, we're having a wine tasting at 7am on a Friday. What's weird about that?

[KFC]

And I always remember being like, you know, you never know that, like, on a Friday, you come in and it's like, you're just like, all right, I'm gonna come to work and do my thing. And then you walk in, you're like, oh, someone's gonna make me do a shot.

[Jackie]

Yeah. You walk into work on Friday morning, and people would be on the end of their Friday night out.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

They'd be like, yeah, I'll take the leftovers. Whatever you got. Really.

[Devlin]

Sometimes I do think, like, we work at barstool. Where, like, somewhere where we can get drunk whenever we want.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Devlin]

Work. And why don't we.

[KFC]

I will say this. They. They did it.

[Jackie]

Well, I could speak on that a little bit.

[KFC]

Yeah, there was a guy who did.

[Jackie]

He's called you. Give him House a cookie. Jackie.

[KFC]

I will say this, too. Those guys somehow did it. Well, because I think they're, you know, all £300 at least were. And can handle their liquor really well. Any other time I've seen drunk content in my life. It's terrible. Yeah, it's terrible. Like, you think it's going to be like.

[Jackie]

Yeah, content. Like.

[KFC]

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But even, like, if someone's, like, drunk on the mic, it's. It's bad.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're. You're right.

[KFC]

You know, you Think, like, that's a funny thing we can do. And then it's like, I mean, it's like, you know, you're making content for sober people. So it's like, have you ever been the sober person in the room? It sucks.

[Jackie]

The. Yeah, I think the yak does it well where they do like one case race every, like, however long. But, like, if it's a regular thing, it's harder and harder to do. Yeah. These days. But like, like, like Bart's breakfast, it worked flawlessly. It's just kind of. I think cultures kind of shift around drinking. Yeah, I think, like, people.

[KFC]

But also like, the case race is like a visual. You're like, they got their faces painted. They're. It's. You're watching a circus.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

If you're just like tuning into a radio show or a podcast and that was like, get the fuck out of.

[Devlin]

You got to power through. Like, you either have like the slightest buzz or if you're anywhere in the middle, I feel like it's bad. Or if you're shit faced.

[KFC]

Yeah, you gotta hit that. You gotta hit that spot. I mean, I remember when we did our. We did like a 420 show once and we all took some gummies and smoked a little bit and like, and it was, it was good. And then I was like, I'm. I'm too high. I don't know about you guys, but I gotta cut it off now because the next thing is gonna be me forgetting every single sentence. And like, you know, you gotta know when to. When to pull the trigger. But. But those guys did it well. And, you know, I feel for Large and Annie, and obviously Nick's four. I mean, four kids. It's just crazy. It's just crazy. So rest in peace to Nick Mangold. Nick's jets legend, better father, great guy. And, yeah, sad stuff, but we move on nonetheless. You got anything you want to start with? I got a couple things, but I.

[Jackie]

Got a very funny call from my dad yesterday. Oh, he called me. He was. He was leaving churches before the Pats game. He was on Martha's Vineyard and he called me leaving church. And he's like, he goes, vineyard, celebrity sighting. For some reason, my dad talks like a surfer when he's excited and. And he spends a lot of time on the vineyard, so he's seen a lot of celebrities out there. And I was like, oh, damn. Like, who'd you see? Because he's seen Spike Lee almost hit Beyonce in the face with a bike once. He was putting a bike into the Back of his truck. It was Beyonce walking by, like, right on the Edgartown Harbor. I'm sorry, Old Bluff Harbor. He likes hanging out in Oak Bluffs. Most people he sees are black. Ray Allen.

[KFC]

There's like a black part of Martha's Bay.

[Jackie]

Oak Bluffs.

[KFC]

Is that. What's it called?

[Jackie]

Oak Bluffs is a town in Martha's.

[KFC]

Vineyard that's like, is there a TV show about that? There's a reality show or a reality show, like, went there and that. I learned that there's a whole, like, black culture involved with Martha's Vineyard, which just cracks me up because I would never have guessed that.

[Jackie]

Yeah, it's, it's that dog. That show you're talking about is ringing a bell. I don't really remember it, but yeah, Oak Bluffs in general is very, like, important to the black community. I don't really know why, to be totally honest, but like, Obama's got a house there. Like, Oprah's got a house there, I think.

[KFC]

And then it's your dad.

[Jackie]

Obama.

[KFC]

It's Obama, Oprah, Beyonce and John Henry.

[Jackie]

One like, what? But he calls me coming out of church and he's like, he's like, celebrity sighting. And I was like, oh, no shit. Who was? He goes. So I get to church early and, you know, everyone fills in around me and whatever good mask, just kind of listening to, listening to the homily and shit like that. Then it gets to the peace be with you part. I turn around, who's sitting in the pew behind me? My mind's racing. Karen Reed. And I, I had that same reaction. I was like, don't worry, dude.

[KFC]

Like, there's one point place in the country where that's like, bigger than Beyonce is Karen Reed.

[Jackie]

Like, like, I, I feel like if.

[KFC]

You ask people up there, like, would, would you rather see Taylor Swift or Karen Reed? They, I, I, I, I, I have no clue. I, I, I, I, I don't know anything. But I would imagine that that walks around like the of the walk, just like, out on bail, fresh out of jail.

[Jackie]

You can't stop me.

[KFC]

I'm Karen Reed. People think I'm hot now. They murder anybody.

[Jackie]

Let's go.

[KFC]

The queen of that, like, New England trash, right? Like, that's their idol.

[Jackie]

Cuz I think she's also from Fall River. Like, she's from our hometown. Yeah. And he was saying, he almost said.

[KFC]

To her, like, I'm from Fall river, shout out.

[Jackie]

But he said he skipped it. I was like, probably the right move, yo.

[KFC]

I mean, that, that, that to Me like. Well, I was going to say, if that's me, I'm out. I'm moving across the country or something.

[Jackie]

She was such a hero again.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

I'm disconnected from it, obviously, since I'm here, but from what I understand, we're on her side.

[KFC]

It wasn't like a 5050 thing.

[Jackie]

I think it was a pretty. Again, like the billboards, things that reached me, you know, people. Someone who's in Massachusetts 247 might say different, but stuff that reached me was definitely free Karen Reed.

[KFC]

So, I mean, in that. And then also it's like your home. If it's like, I don't know. I don't know what her family situation is, but it's like, my parents live here, my nieces and nephews live here. I'm not. You're not going to run me out of town, but if that's not a problem, even if I was the hero, I think I'd be like, I need. I want. I don't want my life to be this, like, incident. I'm out of here. But, you know, whatever.

[Devlin]

Yeah. I was gonna say, like, think about, like, even when you guys go to bars, how many people are like, oh, bar stool. Like, whatever. Like having to recap the trial to every single person.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Yeah. But also, if you fudgeing survived a murder trial, you probably don't feel like you owe it to those people. We feel like we owe it like, you know, like, we like engaging with fans and we like.

[KFC]

She feels.

[Jackie]

Yeah, you feel like, right. Oh, you like our show, you like our content, Whatever it is, like, we feel good about it.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Aaron probably doesn't. Yeah.

[KFC]

Corrupt police tried to throw me in jail, man. That's funny though. That's a. That's a good one.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Like, honestly, like, I don't care about Karen Reed one way or another. But even when he said, I was like, oh, I know that's a big one, dude.

[KFC]

That's like, that's bucket list. He. He probably hung up the phone, called up his friend, hung up the phone.

[Jackie]

Call all your siblings. Celebrity sign vineyard.

[KFC]

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[Jackie]

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[KFC]

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[Jackie]

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[KFC]

That's a big one.

[Jackie]

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[KFC]

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[Devlin]

Oh, yeah, no, he didn't.

[KFC]

You know this one.

[Jackie]

I know about it.

[KFC]

Generally, this is there. There were two stories over the past weekend that I think are like late contenders as we head into 2026 for craziest story of 2025. The first one is this chick, Kira Cousins, 22 year old from Scotland, faked her whole pregnancy. The whole thing. Wore a fake baby bump, posted about doctor visits, posted pictures of sonograms, made up that the baby had a heart defect and was like, you know, she's not, like it wasn't life threatening but it was like, it's gonna be a hard life for her and we're prepared to like battle this. And then came her Due date, she had a gender reveal. There's a video of her popping those things with the. With the pink flying. And I keep thinking about that gender reveal, cuz, you know, a gender reveal is like, you need a third party to know the sex and they're the ones who put the pink or the blue in. So like, she either secretly did all that or had someone in on it with her or whatever. But that's an extra layer of lying where you're like, I gotta figure out.

[Jackie]

Cuz, like, if that's Jackie, Photoshop it like she used to do for roommates. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yo, can you Photoshop me a positive pregnancy boy, you know what.

[KFC]

Sick pup? Because yeah, I'm sure, like, you know, your mom or somebody's like, okay, like, I'll fight the gender. And you're like, no, no, no, I've got it, I got it. You know, it's like. Or I guess maybe you just have the sonogram that's fake. And you're like, here you go. But either way, a lot of lying that goes into that then.

[Jackie]

But I think I'm starting the. I'm giving this some critical thinking right now. Dante, invite me to the group chat, actually. Huh?

[Devlin]

Did he actually.

[Jackie]

Oh, God. Okay. I think having. Having been a part of a couple of fake pregnancies in my day, I think it's on. It's on the people. Yeah, you like, like, you start to be like, again, speaking from experience here pretty quickly.

[KFC]

You're like these, you know, this is not how it goes. Yeah, this is not how it goes.

[Jackie]

Pretty, like, pretty. And you're like, no one's ever gone.

[KFC]

To you in an appointment. No one's ever. Like, there's so many things.

[Jackie]

There's like, pretty like you're like, I.

[KFC]

I feel like this is. And you.

[Jackie]

All right, we'll go down this road as long as you want.

[KFC]

It's honestly George Costanza going to his house in the Hamptons with two solariums. Like, you have to be so committed to the bit that I actually come back around. And not only do I like this girl, I think she's resourceful. I think she's like.

[Jackie]

I almost think her family was in on it. Like, we'll let her.

[KFC]

Well, so let her.

[Jackie]

Like, you tell me twice. I've seen cracks in the foundation. You know what I mean? Like, if we had two discussions about how you're pregnant and you're not actually pregnant, I'm starting to be like nine months in, after the baby's Been born. If I haven't talked to the baby, I'm probably gonna think that's a fake baby.

[KFC]

So, so she, the baby is born, she gets one of those reborn dolls which are, if you're not familiar with those, they're like hyper realistic rubber silicone dolls that the only reason they are invented are for people who have a miscarriage or are stillborn and they are like, psychologically wrecked. And doctors are like, you, here's a doll and you, like, while you're going through your, like, psychosis, you put. You think you, like, have your baby and then you ease out of it. Like, that's, that's what they're there for. On top of just people like this being, like, weird.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

But it's like, so real because it's designed to try to, like, really feel like you have a baby. So she got a reborn doll, which, as you might know if you have a functioning brain, can't talk or make noise or move or anything because it's a doll. And she was like, no one can touch the baby but me. Like, I. I need to tend to it. I need to carry it. I need to rub, like, no one.

[Jackie]

By that point, the whole family's gone. This thing's fake, right?

[KFC]

Right. There was text messages from the boyfriend who must have not been in the picture because, you know, you're wearing a rubber belly. You know you're never gonna. You can't see your. Your girlfriend naked, you can't have sex, you can't touch. You know what I mean? So he must have been like, hey, you know, must be like, hey, I'm pregnant. And it's like, you know, I live far away or I don't see you anymore, whatever. But. But there was like, I think a story from him about him putting the baby in the car. Like, putting in the car seat. It's like. So I'm thinking.

[Jackie]

And then, and then that's him. He's seatbelt letting that thing in, going.

[KFC]

How long are we doing?

[Jackie]

Figure out how we're gonna approach this topic.

[KFC]

Honestly, it becomes a. This whole thing becomes a comedy when.

[Jackie]

You look at it through that lens. To me, there's nothing getting out.

[KFC]

There is nothing more embarrassing, like, in this world to me than if you think you have, like, tricked somebody and they're not tricked.

[Jackie]

You know what I mean? And you're like, I gotta tell you something. And everyone's like, yeah, we did, dude. It's like, oh, my God. Holding the doll. Yeah. Know what a baby does and what a doll does?

[KFC]

That to me, like, there is nothing worse where it's like, you thought you were being slick or, like. And everyone's like, yeah, we knew you were drunk, or whatever it is. You know, it's like, oh, my God. You guys, the whole time were like, can you believe this guy thinks that he's getting away with this? You know, the jig was up when the mom walked in the bedroom, in the daughter's bedroom and just saw the doll face down on the ground. Which is funny, too. Like, I'm just thinking through, like that. Like, so you get to your room, you close the door, you're like, okay, like. Like, I don't have to lie anymore. And, like, I don't know, you just throw the doll.

[Jackie]

You're just like, yeah, whatever, just plop.

[KFC]

It on the floor. It's laying there face down. I'm sure. And I'm sure the mom was not like, oh, my God, the baby. I'm sure she was like your fake dolls on the floor. So now. Now the cat's out of the bag.

[Jackie]

Exactly. Like walking in, seeing the mom. Yeah, we gotta do this now. We gotta. Now we gotta get you to a mental hospital.

[KFC]

Right?

[Jackie]

I was hoping you were gonna get over this on your own.

[KFC]

I can understand. Barely. But I can understand someone faking, like, a pregnancy announcement just because there's just so much weird stuff for girls and pregnancy and families and, like, the pressure, and you feel like you should. I mean, she was really young. 22 is crazy. But, like, if I could see where a girl could get it in her head that she's like, I'm supposed to be a mother, and I want to be a mother, and it's so easy. I don't have a partner.

[Devlin]

Convince yourself. You're pregnant.

[KFC]

Yeah, right. And, like, you want the attention, and you're just you. Someone. One of your friends goes through it, and you love all the attention or whatever, and you're like, I'm just gonna it. And I feel like that probably happens quite a bit, I bet. Actually, more than you'd realize. And then someone's just like, oh, I lost the baby. Or like, oh, I was spotting. And it never really. You know what I mean? I shouldn't have said anything. It was too early. Because you come to your senses to. To go all the way through pregnancy and through birth. It's so crazy. That's so crazy.

[Jackie]

Dedication to the game, for real.

[KFC]

It's one of those people. It's like when I say, you know, like, Bernie Madoff just used all of his powers actually Trade finances. He would. He would have been successful.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

You were doing so much lying and hiding successfully that you were like, you're brilliant, you're amazing. Just use your powers for good instead of evil. You know, I would also be like.

[Devlin]

Well, I. I also wouldn't say anything at a certain point because I want to be like. I want to see how far she can go because obviously the kid has to grow up. So you got to get smarter.

[KFC]

Right?

[Jackie]

Yeah. Could you.

[Devlin]

How do you find a big time.

[Jackie]

Exactly what I'm saying. We're like, when you gotta find some like, AI robot that can talk and walk or some.

[Devlin]

That's why you have to start kidnapping shopping.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

You gotta go buy a kid on the black market. Yeah. Like this kid looked different yesterday.

[Jackie]

No, no, no.

[KFC]

Different toddlers swapping in and out. That is.

[Jackie]

It's like a black kid. Close enough.

[KFC]

So cute. Yeah.

[Jackie]

Well, in that same vein is the.

[KFC]

Second craziest story of the year, I think. Remember Suzanne Summers?

[Jackie]

Oh, yeah.

[KFC]

You know Suzanne Summer fly.

[Devlin]

Not.

[KFC]

You know. Yeah, you do. Why?

[Jackie]

I think it's from my mom.

[KFC]

Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Susan Summers was like in, in the 70s and 80s in sitcoms. She started on threes, company was a big sitcom. And then in the 90s for like my generation, she was the mom on Step by Step and she did the Thigh Master was her jam. Oh, yeah, she was. You ever seen the Thigh Master? It's like this butterfly looking thing that you put between your legs and you go like that. Okay.

[Devlin]

Yeah.

[KFC]

And I don't know this for sure, but I bet you Suzanne Somers made like tens of millions of dollars she was slinging.

[Jackie]

She was George Foreman.

[KFC]

Yeah, she was. She was. She was those 80s and 90s, like aerobics onesies just laying on her side. Just every time I turned on the television, late night or whatever. It was the Thigh Master infomercial. She was making bank off.

[Devlin]

That is. What's the movie with the substance? The substance. Is it like based off on her?

[Jackie]

I don't, I don't think so. But there's certainly similarities. There are connections.

[KFC]

Oh, why could she? Does she sell something like that?

[Jackie]

She's like.

[KFC]

Yeah, yeah, like an exercise person.

[Jackie]

Demi Moore's character is like an exercise.

[KFC]

I don't know if it was. It was direct, but yeah, it definitely, like, drew some influence. Anyway, she passed away right before her 77th birthday. She was married to this dude for 46 years. They were together for 55. They met on the. On a TV. On a game show set in 1969. Got married a few years later and stayed happily ever. Happily married ever after that since. And so she dies a few years ago. 20, 23, I think it was. And this guy now unveils a. What they're calling. It's almost like when we called things hoverboards, when they were just like. You're just rolling on those two wheels. They're calling this an AI clone. It's just one of those sex robots. It's just a blonde. One of those sex robots. But they did use AI to ingest all of Suzanne Somers books. How many books do you think Suzanne Somers wrote?

[Jackie]

More than I would have guessed.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Yeah, that's for certain. Again, it's so hard with the way you're asking. I'm gonna say like 12.

[KFC]

27. So it ingested 27 books that has like her personality and these memories and all that. Actually, can you pull up a picture? Because when, when. Now this guy's in the news and people are like, so you made this AI clone that again? That's like the phrase people are using. And he stops them every time and he goes. It's. We prefer the term twin. It's. Clones are different. This is a twin. I'm getting angry and I'm just gonna say that this guy, like a big.

[Jackie]

Breath when he said that. The way I put it was.

[KFC]

Me and this guy Alan have different definitions of the word twin. Because this is just a blonde. A doll. Like a blonde. Like, it's just blonde. It's like, okay, you just do two female. Do. Do AI. Because there's going to be like real dolls of her. That's. That's Suzanne Summers.

[Jackie]

That's her twist.

[KFC]

That's her twin. I mean, that like is just like a hot blonde, like porny looking girl. But I wouldn't say that that's Suzanne Summers. Twin.

[Devlin]

Looks like Meredith from the office.

[Jackie]

No, Angela and.

[Devlin]

Sorry.

[KFC]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jackie]

So I have a lot of opinions right now. My first is like, honestly, like, there's a. There's a, an aspect of it that's sweet. Where there is like, bro. If it's an old man who lost the love of his life. They were together for 50 years. He's probably the only relationship he probably has still. I think he's in his 90s, right?

[KFC]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Jackie]

Like, there's part of this that's sweet where it's like, okay, he gets to talk to the love of his life every day. So at least according to him, like he.

[KFC]

Yeah. And there's a clip. That one right there where they're like. He's looking up at her. Yeah. Can you play that clip? He's like, what's one of your favorite memories with us? And, like, she tells this, like, little anecdote about, like, the time they were making smoothies and they, like, spilled everywhere. And I'm like, it's weird, but also, like, if. If you can prompt this thing, and it just, like, gives you little memories and, like, you know, and. And the real story to me is they were married for 50 years. She kicks the bucket, and the only thing this guy wants is more of her.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[KFC]

That's like.

[Jackie]

That's what I mean. Like, there's. There is some sweetness.

[KFC]

Yeah. And I think it's super weird, but they had a Hollywood marriage for half a century. They know what works when it comes to marriage and love and romance. Not the rest of us. So, yes, I agree with you. That being said.

[Jackie]

But I also. I do. I. I have a bit on stage I've been doing that I'll do on a podcast because I don't really care. Oh, yeah. I don't get why people don't.

[KFC]

I don't get it either.

[Jackie]

But I. I have a joke I'm talking about where, like, you know, I. I see how the future is going to go for me, and I know at the end of my life, I'm the bad guy. Like, I just know I'm the villain when it all comes to an end.

[KFC]

In what regard? What do you mean?

[Jackie]

Because I see the way the world's going, and, like, one day my kid's gonna come home and be like, dad, I want you to meet my girlfriend.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

And I'm gonna have some to say about that. That is going to be horrific. That is going to be like. Like, my first thing I will say is, like, I don't think this is right.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

You know, like, that's what people used to say. Yeah. Not at my house. And then I'm gonna say, this is an affront to God. You know? Like, I think that your relationship with this robot is an affront to God. I think it's causing the tornadoes in the area. I think it's causing the hurricanes in the area. I think God is smiting you about this fucking love you have. Yeah. And then at the end, I'm going to be like, you know what? When I was a kid, we dated our own kind. That's all I'm saying. Yo, it's so true.

[KFC]

Take your racist grandpa and just apply AI to Him.

[Jackie]

It's. I know that's how my life ends. I know that I become the villain. And, like, Batman probably would have done some things different, don't you think? Like, Batman would have ended after the first one. Batman ends with Bruce Wayne on the beach with Katie Holmes if he knows he's the villain at the end of the whole thing. So I'm gonna make some changes about my life. But, yeah, that's how I think about AI too. I think, if I might have you hear me tell that on stage. No, you didn't.

[KFC]

I really don't get that, though. It's like. It's like music to me. Like, I know it's different, but it's like, when you go to a concert, you want to hear them play a song that you've heard a few. A thousand times.

[Jackie]

Right.

[KFC]

I don't get why comedy's any different. You know, it's like, I want to see you tell that joke. I want to hear that thing.

[Jackie]

I'm gonna tell that joke in Hartford. Oh, I have news. Kind of a request as well.

[KFC]

Okay.

[Jackie]

Bird asked me to do the next week of the tour, too, so I'm gonna stay with him for, like, two weeks.

[KFC]

No way, dude. I'll tell you what the best part is. Not do that means. You know what? Like, four more arenas. Probably forget all that. That means, like, going on tour with Bert.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

I'm assuming, right, you're gonna go with him?

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna be on the bus for, like, oh, the bur.

[KFC]

To me, that's the experience.

[Jackie]

Yeah, dude, they. They called me. We have to go.

[KFC]

We have to go do. Stand up in front of 20,000 people, but can we get back to the bus?

[Jackie]

They called me a couple days ago, and they're like, you know, Bert wants to know if you want to do the next stops, too. It'll.

[KFC]

Which is what?

[Jackie]

You'd be with us from the 13th to the 23rd, which is obviously, I'll be doing the first stops, which are Hartford, Hartford to. I know the four. I just forget the order. I believe it's Hartford to Hershey to Baltimore to Richmond, which is the 13th to 16th.

[KFC]

That's all over.

[Jackie]

I could be wrong. It definitely, definitely starts in Hartford, Definitely ends in Richmond. And then the next weekend starting. I think Thursday night, would be Grand Rapids, Michigan, then Columbus, Ohio, then Peoria, Illinois, which I think is just outside Chicago, and then Indianapolis, Indiana now. So I'm gonna be with Bert.

[KFC]

So you're doing a little east coast, Eastern seaboard into the Midwest Bro, you should just never leave. That would be a good bit that I think Bert would appreciate if you were just like, I'm gonna keep coming. You don't have to put me on stage. I'm just gonna keep going.

[Jackie]

I'll be here, baby. Yeah.

[KFC]

Remember, it's like when Nate woke up in North Carolina with oar.

[Jackie]

How did I get here? You should just do that.

[KFC]

Be the guy on the bus.

[Jackie]

Bert would love that.

[KFC]

That is sick, dude.

[Jackie]

That should be. We can't do it.

[KFC]

You're basically.

[Jackie]

Well, I don't know. Like, I'll zoom in to the shows and stuff like that.

[KFC]

No, you. You must be here for episode 13. 11. 13.

[Jackie]

The. They. They. So they called me and they were like, you know, we want to offer you the next weekend as well. And I was like, do you mind if I call you back? I just gotta check some stuff out. And they were. They were kind of surprised.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

They're like, yeah, just let us know as soon as you can. And I was like, that was so dumb. I'm so sorry. I will be there. Whatever. I have to move. I will move. Good.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

You idiot.

[KFC]

It's like, you know, like Scorsese. Like, you want to roll in my movie. I gotta check with my podcast.

[Jackie]

I was talking about with my parents, but I was like, it'll be insane if I didn't do this. Like, say, 10 more days with, like, one of the most famous communities alive, hopefully telling me how. How either good or bad, I'm doing it stand up and giving me notes and helping me. Like, that would be insane to not be on that track.

[KFC]

I can't think of anything you would miss. Miss it for, like, nothing.

[Jackie]

Nothing other than this.

[KFC]

But if you were, like, married and your wife was pregnant, I think I'd be like, babe, I'm gonna miss the birth.

[Jackie]

I don't know. I gotta go, Burt. I probably would. Yeah, it probably would.

[KFC]

There's not one thing you should miss this for. That's awesome.

[Jackie]

But then you. I hear a really funny story is. So I'm. I'm telling Eric. I tell Nate about this. The other day, we were at lunch and on Sunday afternoon, and I was.

[KFC]

Like, yeah, I'm going to.

[Jackie]

The new stops will be. Blah, blah, blah. I read them all out, and then there are these two women sitting next to us are kind of across the restaurant, and they were like, I'm sorry, I. I just heard you say Grand Rapids, Michigan. And I was like, yeah. And they're like, this is crazy, but we are from Grand Rapids, Michigan. And I was like. I was like, oh, that's awesome. And they said, know.

[KFC]

Well, you. We.

[Jackie]

We did not expect to hear someone in New York City say, grand Rapids, Michigan. Can we ask what you're talking about? And I was like, oh, I'm just telling them I'm doing some. Some comedy shows there. And they're like, no way. Are you a comedian? I was like, kinda, I guess. And they're like, where. Where are you doing it? We want to get tickets. And so I looked it up, and I was like, the Van Andel Arena. And they go, what the.

[KFC]

Thing? And like, I'll be at the Chuckle Hut.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

You know, there's gonna be, like, 35 people. I think it's the biggest arena in your region.

[Jackie]

They were like, what the are you doing here? And I was like, they're not. I was like, I'm not. I'm opening. People are not buying tickets for me. That is not the venue for me. And they're like, this is insane. We didn't know comedy came to Michigan. And they were so cool.

[KFC]

They were. So what is that. Is that where the, like, Red Wings play or some.

[Jackie]

No, Grand Rapids. I would guess that's where, like, because.

[KFC]

That is an arena.

[Jackie]

I don't even know who plays there.

[KFC]

Oh, wait, Grand Rapids is in. Wait, where's the. Michigan. Michigan.

[Jackie]

Okay.

[KFC]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jackie]

Oh, Michigan State, maybe.

[KFC]

Maybe Michigan State. Yeah.

[Jackie]

But. But they were like, oh, G League.

[KFC]

That's a big thing for the G League. I'm sure more is there.

[Jackie]

But it's also probably just for this, too.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Like. Like, so concerts can come to the region and stuff like that.

[KFC]

Right, right, right.

[Jackie]

But they got tickets and they're coming.

[KFC]

They.

[Jackie]

They're. They're girls with grills on Instagram. They are. I'm gonna assume, their sexual orientation. I think they were lesbians. They. So they had short haircuts and flannel shirts and what they think. They eventually told me they were together.

[KFC]

Do they have. Are they making great.

[Jackie]

No, they're girls who grill.

[KFC]

Oh.

[Jackie]

And I was, like, walking away. I was like, oh, Bert's gonna, like. I'm gonna ask Bert, of course, before I tell them, but I'm gonna ask, like, do you want to come, like, do a cookout before the show? Because I feel, like, burnt.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Love that.

[Devlin]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

But they were so cool. And Lindsay Brooke, I hope. Nope, not that. So it's. It is. I'm gonna pull it up real quick here.

[KFC]

Yeah. Everything I'm pulling up is. Yeah. Grills, teeth.

[Jackie]

It is Girls who grill. Girls who grill, maybe. No, I mean, I just followed them so I can find it in two seconds.

[KFC]

Those are the sort of stories that, like, I think, you know, you make, like, part of the story.

[Jackie]

So it's girls meat grills. I'm sorry, Girls meat grills.

[Devlin]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Wow. You could join team.

[Devlin]

Girls, meet girls near me.

[KFC]

Honestly, I swear to God, if you put girls in the, in the search bar near me, like, pops up. There are just men trying to contact and find girls. Dude, I don't want you to take for granted that, like, you're just going on an arena tour now.

[Devlin]

Are you freaked out?

[Jackie]

That was so many seats.

[KFC]

That's so many seats.

[Jackie]

Seats.

[KFC]

The Sony seats. But what Bert said to me would have, would have eased my fears and I would have just like when he said, like, no one's there for you. Yeah, it's just like, okay. Yeah.

[Jackie]

And also, I, I, I've noticed in my doing stand up, like, it probably sounds, like, cliche and lame or whatever, but, like, I don't even think there's anyone else in the room. Like, it's just me. I'm just focus on myself. I'm just talking. Like, I, I did something. I need to be better at that. And I've tried to work on that with the out of Order tour. Probably won't be too necessary in arenas, just like, crowd work and stuff like that. But, like, I, it's not like I don't think I'm bad at it. It's just like I'm so locked in, in my own world.

[KFC]

I think that's actually better. I mean, I mean, don't get me wrong. I think, I think really good crowd work is still like the top to me, because it's like you're just going, you know, not, not the. We talk about where it's like, you just introduce the premise of your joke by saying, what are you doing?

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah.

[KFC]

True crowd work, where it's like someone in the throwing something your way that you never could have seen coming and you are just nailing the jokes. You know, to me, that's still like, the top, but then there's been so much of that recently. And by the way, all of this is hard to do and impressive, but as a consumer, like, it was so much of it that I think people started to roll their eyes.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

At crowd work. So I think, if anything, being like I'm locked in on my jokes is probably more what people want these days.

[Jackie]

I do, like, I respond to the crowd. Like, I can tell if they don't think something's funny if they do things funny. I'll comment on that. Yeah, but I'm not like, so what's up, Bill?

[KFC]

Also right now? Well, I guess on outerwear, you were doing longer sets, but for something like with Bert, like, you ain't got time to like, birds.

[Jackie]

I'm doing 15. That is.

[KFC]

That is long enough. But I still think of, like, if you're doing like you're a headliner, you have like 40 minutes.

[Jackie]

Right.

[KFC]

Time you tell your jokes, then you can go to this person. You tell your jokes and you go to that person. When you got 10, 15 minutes, you gotta.

[Devlin]

Yeah, 20, right?

[Jackie]

What's up?

[Devlin]

You've done 20, right?

[Jackie]

I've done 20. I've done. I don't know if it was exactly 20. I've done over 15. I've done like. I think it was Boston. I probably did like 18, 20, something like that.

[KFC]

What's the most people you've done in front of by now?

[Jackie]

Whatever. Francis's crowds are a couple hundred.

[KFC]

Okay. And then we like our. On tour, for us, it was like, play a thousand was our highest.

[Jackie]

Oh, yeah, that. That for sure, but I just don't really count that.

[KFC]

Right.

[Jackie]

But like, when, you know, for us, like, yeah, we've done like 1500.

[KFC]

When you are. Have. Do you feel a difference in, like, nerves or whatever from like 200 to 500? From 500,000?

[Jackie]

No.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

I'm just nervous.

[KFC]

I think my concern for this would be like, the Audi, the acoustics and stuff like that.

[Jackie]

That might be weird.

[KFC]

How do I literally. I maybe have to pause. There's an echo. Yeah, all that, like, that.

[Jackie]

That will be something I have to.

[KFC]

Figure out because to me, it's like, once you're. I. I actually do really believe sometimes that that of like, performing for a smaller audience is, like, harder in a.

[Jackie]

Way that, like, I kind of think.

[KFC]

That I see both sides of it. I could definitely see you walk out, you see 15, 000 people and you're just like, oh. But I think when people are like, you're getting up to get beer, you're, like, not even paying attention. Whereas if you're in a room with, like, you know, you're an open mic with 10 people and they're like, looking at you, like, maybe laugh, that's to me, harder. But it. We'll find out.

[Jackie]

We will find out for sure.

[Devlin]

Can you even do crowd work at, like, a arena?

[Jackie]

Not.

[KFC]

It's hard. It's. I mean, I think they do it, but you Almost put them on the jumbotron and stuff. Because usually crowd work is like, I can see who you're talking to, what you look like, what's going on if you're in the top row.

[Jackie]

It's like, I remember seeing that. I saw Ari do the Beacon a couple years ago, and he had a variety of openers, all of whom we know pretty well. And I could very clearly tell the club comics versus the beer comics. And you're not gonna, like, name people, but, like, some people went up and they were talking like this into the microphone, and they were just, like, looking at the front row. But then, like, someone like Schultz opened as well, and Schultz came up and Schultz is telling jokes for the fucking command like, it's, it's his room. And I certainly, that was something I noticed. And how they operated even back then, before I was even, like, thinking about stand up. So I, I have a pretty good idea, I think, how to work a bigger room. Whether I do it or not, when I get out there, who knows? But I, I know you know what you're thinking. Yeah.

[KFC]

What you're gonna try to do. Yeah. Speaking of arenas, I think we mentioned before how, how the boys over at the Basement Yard sold out.

[Jackie]

Yes.

[KFC]

The Garden, Joe Santigato and Frank. So they were on stage a couple days ago and, and they invited, I think they do, like, a live pod. And so they brought these girls up on stage to play Flip cup up. And one of the girls, like, groped Joe. And it's like a thing apparently, really. They're like, Joe was, like, assaulted on stage. And I think I, I haven't seen, like, I don't think he said anything, but this is, like, from Reddit and just, like, feedback and like, I, I don't think he's doing anything about it, but I think he was, like, visibly uncomfortable and this girl was, like, touching him and grabbing him and like, the crowd was like, like, this is wrong. Like, this is bad.

[Jackie]

Which is just, it's just crazy.

[KFC]

I, I, I hate to do the, like, if it was reversed, but it's one of those things where it's like, like, that's nuts.

[Jackie]

That you're just gonna roll up on.

[KFC]

Stage and, like, sexually touch the performer is nuts.

[Jackie]

I, I still have, I guess it's pt. Like, as soon as you said it, I just started thinking about this of, like, the worst picture I ever took in my life. I was guest bartending for a friend who was running the New York marathon, and we, I had posted about it. So, like, stoolies Came and stuff like that. And I took a picture with the stoolies chick who like used my dick. Like she grabbed it and was like bouncing it around. Like it was like, like, like she was like she was washing my pants on a washboard. But she was holding my dick in her hand. Like the penis like my. She was holding my penis in her hand while she was going like that.

[KFC]

She's like, I can hold.

[Jackie]

I got his dick and I was like, this is in. And like her husband was taking the picture or something like that. It was.

[KFC]

Wait, did you come.

[Jackie]

Just a little longer. Was like, what the is going on here? Crazy. It's so. I forget what bar I was at. I know it was my friend. It was her.

[KFC]

Her friend.

[Jackie]

No, I don't think so. Okay. It was her event. But I had posted about trying to get like a bigger crowd and stuff like that.

[KFC]

And I'm sure they're like faced but man, that ain't excuse to just jerk someone over their pants.

[Jackie]

Like, am I actually like. Like I. I thought it was funny and I still think it's funny.

[KFC]

I think Joe is probably the same.

[Jackie]

But I still think about it.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

That's called trauma. That's a response. But maybe, maybe you'll get up on stage and get groped in front of Cedar Rapper, the grand rapper in Michigan.

[Jackie]

That is. That is the only thing that I'm a little nervous about about the bird shows is like I gotta tell cuz. Cuz he's brought it up. Like I gotta tell the.

[KFC]

Who's got smaller?

[Jackie]

Who's got smaller? And I've never done that on stage. So like that'll be.

[KFC]

That's great.

[Jackie]

Here in Hartford. You'll be. You'll be seeing me try it for the first time. I think I got it. I'm not too concerned about it. It's a pretty funny story sometimes. Yeah.

[KFC]

But I think you should do some act out on. On stage though.

[Jackie]

Just like maybe maybe pull your dick out.

[KFC]

I don't know. And then the, the best part of that story is the follow up.

[Jackie]

I know when we found out the guy has a hammer. But I like what. I don't think I'll be telling that part on stage. No, I think it ruins it. I think it's too much. I think, I think it'll go too long and I think like it'll end with just like. I think my like punchline is going to be not punchline but like kind of my get out of the story is going to be like. Like there's no better feeling in the world than having too big a dick for a dick measuring contest.

[KFC]

And your next act is for pressure.

[Jackie]

Guys, you don't want me to participate in this. I'm gonna ruin the vibes. My dick's too big.

[KFC]

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[Jackie]

Oh yeah.

[KFC]

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[Jackie]

Not at all.

[KFC]

And I was like, is. Is I. I thought I was on Meek's side for a second and then I started to get more details and I was like, oh no, no, wait a minute. So tell me exactly what happened.

[Jackie]

Okay. So happened to be here Friday like 4pm A rarity, burning the midnight oil. And I was kind of just sitting over by one of the desks and I heard a commotion. And I later saw that Meek had spiked his phone, which is what the commotion was. Yeah, I don't understand that. He wasn't even that close to the free bet.

[KFC]

Like also like being close. So they spun the wheel to see if you get a ten thousand dollar bet and it. And it Wasn't him. But I guess it was close. But like being close on a wheel doesn't mean any. It's just like you, man. It's not you.

[Jackie]

You know, I don't know how small the pieces were. Maybe being two. I forget if it's two or three spaces away, but like maybe being two or three spaces away is really, really tiny.

[KFC]

But still it's just like.

[Jackie]

But, but it's either way. It's a.

[KFC]

It's. It's like it's like rolling a dice. It's like I wanted four and five came up. I was so close. Yeah, it either is or isn't. That's it.

[Jackie]

But that dice has 10, 000 sides. Yeah, right, right. Like you never really had a chance here anyway, bro.

[KFC]

That's an even better.

[Devlin]

But it slows down. I can tell like you think it's you for like a second.

[KFC]

Oh yeah. Because I guess it is like tick, tick. And you're like, just keep going.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah.

[KFC]

I guess it's like the price is right. Like the dollar's drops at 5 cents and you're pissed off. Okay, I understand that. I wouldn't smash my phone, but.

[Jackie]

No, but Meek smashes his phone and, and, and then from what happened there is where it gets really insane. Like he started demanding people take him to Apple Store, which people were obviously like, no, I'm not taking you to the Apple Store. He's like, how the am I gonna get like. He's like, you start getting like angry. He's like, he's like, you guys are pieces of how the am I gonna get there.

[KFC]

I heard that. Like now that I know where your moral and like your, your priorities lie. I will never help you again, dude. And that was all just because he wanted someone to transport him to the Apple Store.

[Jackie]

People like. And you know, I know a lot of people don't know this because you don't know like New York City in the office. Like the Apple store couldn't be easier to get to.

[KFC]

Yeah, it is like five of them. You could go downtown, you could go everywhere.

[Jackie]

There's an Apple Store that is more or less a straight shot. You will take one turn on a very on 14th Street. Like you'll see it because it's going to go 28, 27, 26, 23 fifth, you'll get to 14.

[KFC]

Or you could go to 46.

[Jackie]

Right on 14, you could hop on.

[KFC]

A subway and take two stops north or two stops south and you're in and out.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

Or you could just walk and be there in 20 minutes.

[Jackie]

But he.

[KFC]

Or you can take an Uber or you can do a million things.

[Jackie]

I think obviously like Meek just doesn't know how to exist in the world. And like he was, he was freaking out about that and then people were like, dude, you just got to walk. You just got to go. And then he was scared he was going to get jumped at 3:30 in the afternoon in midtown Manhattan.

[KFC]

That I heard that part. That sounds to me like when you are just scrambling for some ammo for your argument. I know.

[Jackie]

I, I think it's great. It was me as just someone who's eternally online and doesn't know how the world.

[KFC]

You think? So you think he really thought it was like dangerous?

[Jackie]

I. I don't know like how else.

[KFC]

Because he like walks to work from like Penn Station or whatever. Like it's not like he's like never outside on the, on the street at all.

[Jackie]

I think that reaction screams someone who's scared to be outside. Oh, definitively.

[KFC]

Y. Yeah.

[Jackie]

Like, I don't know if it's. I don't know if he was having physical withdrawals from not having a phone or if he's just terrified of the real world, but it was someone who was clearly like panicking and scared.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

And he was panicking and scared and lashing out at people. And I was like, what the. Like, I couldn't tell if everyone was running a bit. Yeah. It's one of those things where it was so insane that you were like, this has to be a joke.

[KFC]

And then, and then along comes Clemmer just doing his like, well, M's voice. And it's like I could see, see. I could see while not being in the wrong if I was like really frazzled and upset about something. I think the last thing I want is Clemmer just being like, why don't you just do this?

[Jackie]

But it was like Clever walked in. I think he was just like, it's so funny. He like, that is so. But then we're talking afterwards and everyone's like, yeah, Meek's nuts. And I was like, I was like, how nuts is everyone at this point? Company like, like what am I working with on a daily basis? Who am I surrounded by? Cuz it is like, I'm going to.

[KFC]

See if Clemmer's free. I don't know if he's on, dude.

[Jackie]

Like, I forget who was like that right there.

[KFC]

That was his cell phone. Right?

[Jackie]

That was his cell phone. And then, and then Clemmer goes, that.

[KFC]

Would have been Bad.

[Jackie]

And he goes, how? What else would happen? Could I break it more? And it, like, it didn't even cross Meek's mind that, like, he could injure a person. And to be fair, I don't think anyone's getting injured from a cell phone pro. Honestly, I don't know. Collapsed.

[KFC]

Clever. Shatters like a pie. I mean, but, like, if you hit someone in the face with an iPhone, you're not. Like, that would hurt. I would be. I would be enraged if someone hit me with a phone.

[Jackie]

If Meek. Phil hit me in the face with the phone, I'd be madder that Meek hit me in the face of the phone.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

I'd be mad at myself. I didn't get out.

[KFC]

You allowed that to happen.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I don't think Meek's throwing 90 on blood in the Black, right? Like, he throws a phone at me, I should be able to dodge. This is my favorite, too.

[KFC]

Pat coming over. Like, what's going on? Because it was. It was when he goes, go, oh, yourself. And that's when Pat came around the.

[Jackie]

Corner like, all right, look at Pat.

[KFC]

He's shaking his arms out, like, do I have to. Do I.

[Jackie]

To deal these?

[KFC]

I mean, you couldn't pick a. A. This is very Fight from South Park. Timmy and Tommy or whatever the names are.

[Jackie]

Me, Phil versus Clever and Rough and Rowdy would do Zombies, bro.

[KFC]

That was one of the more. And then. I don't know. I actually do know what's going on, but Twitter is scraping the bottom of the barrel for their news these days. That got at, like, a headline on.

[Jackie]

Twitter, but, like, like, it's all in our world.

[KFC]

Yeah, yeah. But, like. But some of these things are like.

[Jackie]

But I think Twitter does this kind of shit the same way Apple does. New podcasts get number one.

[KFC]

Totally.

[Jackie]

They just want you to tweet it like. Like, yeah. No one. This is. This is trending today's news worldwide side. No one in Shanghai has heard about this fight.

[KFC]

No. But the fact that it's getting any sort of that. And there was another one the other day that was like, Dave Portnoy, like, had a salad for lunch, and it was like, bam.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

It's like, boy, you're just.

[Jackie]

I know that Barcelona because it ends up on our feeds. This is marketing.

[Devlin]

Yeah. Isn't it?

[Jackie]

Like, I don't think Twitter, like, it's actually national news, any of this. No.

[KFC]

I don't know, though. I. I'm not, like, national news, but, like, I think if you are, like, in the stooly sphere at all. You're getting a headline. Headline.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

[KFC]

And like, that's crazy.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

There's better headlines is what I'm saying. You could put some other, like, more interesting than Meek. Phil threw his phone at Chris Glummering. But maybe not.

[Jackie]

I don't know.

[KFC]

This is wildly entertaining. This is. This is the. And the part.

[Jackie]

This one right here was killing me because Meek's screaming about, wait, I haven't seen this.

[KFC]

Can we put on the audio? That's a genius idea.

[Jackie]

So when I get my phone fixed, I will never post anything you ever.

[KFC]

Want me to post.

[Jackie]

What did I do?

[KFC]

Any clip?

[Jackie]

No, because you're a constant prick that never offers any insight.

[KFC]

I just did.

[Jackie]

I said it. Apple Store right there. I was telling you what the store was cool.

[KFC]

You going to tell a guy on a broken leg? Go get a cast.

[Jackie]

Go to the hospital.

[KFC]

That's common.

[Jackie]

I think it is helpful. No, it's not.

[KFC]

40 seconds, Chris Clemmer. You don't want.

[Jackie]

No, I was helping. Go to 40 seconds. You think you were helping me by.

[KFC]

By one. Talking on a phone while someone was.

[Jackie]

Setting up an appointment. I didn't know you were doing that when I. Okay, did you catch it right there? He's on. So. So Meek. Meek's main thing that he's been screaming about here is that Clemmer was disrespectful because he talked while Travy was on the phone booking an appointment. Travy will tell you he was talking to a robot. It had no effect whatsoever. Meeks just screaming about it.

[Devlin]

It also, like, the phone call was taken in a public area in the.

[KFC]

Office, into someone's, like, conference room.

[Jackie]

And Travy, the person who's on the phone is like, had, like, I was totally fine. Not a big deal.

[KFC]

Yeah, yada, yada, yada.

[Jackie]

But Meek has been screaming for 20 minutes at this point about how it's disrespectful to scream when someone's on the phone. Do you see what's happening in the.

[KFC]

Back of that picture?

[Jackie]

Why would you scream? Give me a tight zoom in on Devlin's face right there. Because it's the look of a band very confused. Go ahead. No, but then the best is he.

[Devlin]

Spins around, like, to try and hear better. Because he's trying to, like, if it keeps going, he's like, the next time it pans him, he's facing the wall.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Devlin]

Is.

[Jackie]

I mean, that is poetic justice right there, man. That is. You're so disrespectful you talk when someone's on the phone, Devlin. Literally, look at that. With, with Mika's little hand out there.

[Devlin]

The whole thing is so. Because then he's also threatening to, to not film Clemmer his job. And then he's leaving the office back, back on and saying, some of us want to work. Clemmer.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, Clemmer at work.

[KFC]

Well, that's what's so funny, by the way, is like, like if you are a barstool social, social person, you break your phone, you, you're done for the day.

[Jackie]

Yeah, Right.

[KFC]

So, like, I mean, nobody, you know, I, I, I've never understood the smash your phone, punch a wall thing. I, I just don't have that DNA in me when I get mad. I, I'm, I'm certainly not going to do something to make things worse, but I get that some people have it. But for a barstool social person, they usually, they've got extra chargers, they've got extra phones, they keep that thing on them. And I also. So I think that was such a quick I'm never going to post your again, that I was like, that's what these do. Oh, all these social people. Like that, that was so quick in the holster that it's like, oh, yeah, you guys do all wield your power. You know, you have the power and I know they do it. We've done, we, we figured it out before who they post and who they don't. And now seeing that, it's like, oh, I bet they have their little, like, meeting.

[Jackie]

So who are we not posting today, Dude, Meek. Hundred percent. Yeah, me. I've learned about me in the last few days that stuff I did not know that he's like, I always knew he was a troll. Just. Yeah, but like, he, yeah, like, dude, someone said he tells a person a day to kill themselves online. I was like, what the are you talking about? He says he doesn't think it's weird. I was like, well, I think that's very weird.

[KFC]

I can't throw those stones because I live in that glass house.

[Jackie]

But it does feel a bit little.

[KFC]

Little when, when it's this person who has these kind of meltdowns telling you to kill yourself. Feels a little more genuine.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

Feels a little more real. I mean, that, that, you know, that that's like not quite the High Noon can, but it's like right there, it's number two as far as office meltdowns.

[Jackie]

This was so actually, let's do that.

[KFC]

What, what, what are the biggest office Meltdowns, you think? I mean, re. I think Rico is number one.

[Jackie]

Rico's got to be one.

[KFC]

The. The Brandon Walker push, Devlin push was two. I don't know if it's two, but that's in the mix. Yeah, that was a little more just like. I don't know. Guys fight and they push, and I was. I didn't look at that. Like, these people are crazy.

[Jackie]

I wouldn't call that a meltdown.

[KFC]

Yeah, that was an incident.

[Jackie]

That was an argument.

[KFC]

Both of them. It's just like, I got our two guys arguing, and it got a little physical. These are like, I don't understand what's going on in your brain.

[Jackie]

You're going, well, they're.

[KFC]

They're.

[Jackie]

They're. They're people with mental deficiencies. Like. Like, I don't know. Like, that's. That's what it is, right?

[KFC]

Yes. You know what's so fun, funny. And you. You could attest to this, like, Mama Meek is, like, so in this world, like, she. She's at Barstool at the ballpark with us. She's always telling me about content she consumes and stuff. So this is something. This is not like. Like, if I had a meltdown at Barstool, I'd have to, like, tell my mom about it. Mama Meek probably saw this, like, in real time. And then, like, as soon as me gets his phone back, she's probably on the phone with him. Like, Phillip, what were you doing?

[Jackie]

You know, like, all. All the meltdowns are going to come from the crazy people. Like, genuinely people crazy like Frank, Rico, me. Yeah, like, yeah, the meltdowns aren't really coming from the normals. I. I don't know how the. To talk about people at this company anymore. There's the people who have actually pretending we're all normal. Are we pretending we're all. What? You tell me the rules?

[KFC]

Because there's, like, you know. You know when.

[Jackie]

You know what.

[KFC]

What's that, like, famous political quote where it's like, the things that I. I know I know. The things I don't know that I know, and the things that I don't know that I don't know. You know what I'm talking about?

[Jackie]

I don't. It's like.

[KFC]

It's just like this double speak of, like, things I know versus things I don't know. And I feel like that with Barstool, it's like, so there's the actual autistic.

[Jackie]

People, and there's the people that we.

[KFC]

Say are autistic, and then There are, like, the actual violent people. And the thing we people, we joke are violent.

[Jackie]

And I don't know who's what.

[KFC]

I don't know who's at what camp.

[Jackie]

I don't know what's going on here.

[KFC]

Can I joke about this or not?

[Jackie]

It really, like, we're getting really close to the line of, like, is this a joke or is this not right?

[KFC]

Right. I didn't realize that the Twitter headline said Meek Phillips, too. That's funny.

[Jackie]

Meek Phillips. Yeah.

[KFC]

They definitely thought his last name was Phillips. Parcel Meeks Phillips. So, and then. So how do we leave this?

[Jackie]

Like, I imagine they talked about on Pick Central today.

[KFC]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Devlin]

I think that they were still texting about, like, he was still going off in, in the group chat that apparently.

[Jackie]

I, I, Unless there's something else that I'm missing. His anger is all based off his phone's broken, which he did. He doesn't know how to get to the Apple Store, which is very simple, and I think that's it.

[KFC]

That also feels right.

[Jackie]

Like, I don't know where else the anger would be coming from.

[KFC]

That feels like, like an embarrassment freak out.

[Jackie]

Oh, yeah.

[KFC]

Like, like, like, you know, you did something stupid and now you're embarrassed. And rather than just like pulling the parachute and being like, all right, I'm sorry, guys. It's like I'm just gonna go.

[Jackie]

Very Tim Robin Robinson. Right?

[KFC]

Exactly that. It honestly feels like when I'm like, with, with my kids and their friends, where it's like we're at basketball practice and this kid misses a shot and now he's, like, pretending to be injured and yelling at people and it was the ref's fault. And it's like, no, you just missed the shot.

[Jackie]

That's it.

[KFC]

You know, that's it.

[Jackie]

You don't have a fully formed brain. Yeah.

[KFC]

And you're eight and you're not at.

[Jackie]

Your place of employment.

[Devlin]

Someone was saying it's like, like phone addiction. Like, literal.

[KFC]

Disconnected from my phone for the next three hours.

[Jackie]

But I, I, like, at one point when he was screaming, I was like, oh, this is a physical withdrawal. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[KFC]

This is like, this is like you open up your pill jar, there's none left.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

You grab the bottle and it's someone.

[Jackie]

Someone thumps your pills down the drain. Yeah.

[KFC]

That was basically an intervention for me.

[Jackie]

Jesus Christ. Yeah, it was, it was bizarre. It was fun, funny. Much like my sexual assault, but there's still a problem.

[KFC]

This is also, like, I would have paid top dollar to be a fly on the Wall when Dave Portnoy logged on Twitter and saw this. Because this is like everything Dave's. This is Dave's like, it's almost like everything Dave's ever done was actually building to that moment.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Because he loves me.

[KFC]

He hates Clemmer, he loves freak. Freak freaks being freaks at barstool. This is the perfect Dave story. For him to just be like, yep, this is. And. And I really. There are times I used to feel this way about the Internet in general with, especially with blogging. I, I used to wake up every day being like, what if this is the day that there's just no interesting stories to blog about and I gotta come up with 10 or 12 blogs and I gotta just come up with something. And without fail, the Internet never stops.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

And I use. I also feel that way about like barstool drama where I was like, I don't know. We've done it all, man. We've had interpersonal relationships, romances, breakups, scandals, fights. Like, what could be next? Like this.

[Jackie]

Yeah, there's you.

[KFC]

You put a bunch of freaks in a room from now until the end of time will continue to pop off. And this is just the latest iteration of that.

[Jackie]

It's like the. Speaking of, of I. I forgot about this until you just said like barstool drama and like that. The Brandon Walker clip.

[KFC]

Yeah, so. So, so he was running around like hands to the sky.

[Jackie]

It was, I mean, I'm sorry, Mississippi State was up like 20 points again on Texas. Texas is ranked, I think 22 or something like that. And so he runs down to the field again. This is all my understanding of the videos. He runs down on the field to like celebrate like, like, you know, it's the fourth quarter, we're up 20. I forget exactly how much time's left though. Like, I think they were up 20 in the third quarter and then I think the comeback started there. Then I think, I think he was down on the. Too early to like, but up 20 to be like.

[KFC]

But Brandon. But Ole Miss.

[Jackie]

I, I don't get what that was.

[KFC]

Ole Miss and.

[Jackie]

No, I know but like I like, I, I like they were doing AI videos like one with Brandon. I don't know, whatever. But the, the picture is hysterical because he's just. And that's like, that's the game winning touchdown catch.

[KFC]

And it's.

[Jackie]

Brandon is right.

[KFC]

Yeah. I think that's why they made it because I thought they were throwing the pass to me is a great quot that feels like they were in the huddle and they Went. All right, let's run the touchdown play and do it in front of Brandon Walker.

[Jackie]

We'll go back corner of the end zone. He thought he was throwing the past. It was so, I mean it's awful and it's so bad. It's terrible. But God, it very much is like the Darren Ravel. Like I feel bad, but this is tremendous content Brandon being right there.

[KFC]

But that, that, that's, that's why I, I say it's too early because Brandon Walker, I think is like on, on my side of the tracks as a perennial loser at barstool. Right.

[Jackie]

Like Mississippi State. Yeah. I don't think they do too much winning.

[KFC]

He's the only one that of his teams that really matters and I'm trying to think of any of the other squads. He, he, he.

[Jackie]

I don't even know Dolphins is football. Yeah.

[KFC]

He's a college baseball and like old Miss like kind of his thing. But I, I, I feel like mist Mississippi State. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I feel like he, he, if he's, if he was not already, he should be now, but I feel like even prior to this he should be in my camp of like I am never going to start talking or doing anything until like double zeros on the clock because you just know these are the things that happen to people like us.

[Jackie]

You know what I mean?

[KFC]

Like, I, I fully expected the jets to lose this weekend where I was like, yeah, no, no, they're not going to win. They're not going to win because you just brace for that when you're like a forever loser. So to be down on the field in the third or like the start of the fourth. There's plenty of time, man. Like that's, and then I don't know.

[Jackie]

Exactly when he got down there. I, I think it was in the fourth.

[KFC]

I saw a date. Did Dave make like a little edit of everything because.

[Jackie]

Oh yeah, very funny.

[KFC]

And so these, those are like, again, those are the moments Dave lives for. Yeah, we mentioned it on the, the episode we did with Dante where, where we were just talking about like how Dave was like, I'm gonna walk away.

[Jackie]

Once I have Texas toward 24 and the fourth.

[KFC]

That is a lot.

[Jackie]

That is a lot. That is a lot.

[KFC]

But like Dave being like, I just need $10 million and I'm gonna disappear.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

The main reason he can't is for moments like this.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

He wants to be in the mix for when Brandon Walker counts his chickens too early and, and then he can.

[Jackie]

I thought he was throwing a paddle.

[KFC]

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[Jackie]

I have a segment right real quick I'd like to do while we're talking football patriots merch I think I think we have three Drake May shirts. Which one's the worst bro?

[KFC]

The the like Gayford May or whatever.

[Jackie]

None of them are. None of them are good none of.

[KFC]

Theme might be so that one's mine that but so so that like is a particular if you know Seinfeld which.

[Jackie]

People I don't so I sent it some friends who I thought would know Seinfeld people like I don't get it bro.

[KFC]

The problem is is I mean silent's.

[Jackie]

Like 40 years I know I think I just make merch for old people now.

[KFC]

Yes that's why like I would wear that but like like that would be like when barstool like, first came out, if we were making shirts from, like, the 70s. Yeah.

[Jackie]

People would be like, what the is this? If we were like, let's make, like.

[KFC]

A Partridge Family shirt.

[Jackie]

Like, a Happy Day shirt.

[KFC]

So she'd be like, I don't know what the. This is.

[Jackie]

So I. I sent that shirt to a few people. People like, my age. People I thought, like, Pat's fans.

[KFC]

I'd be like.

[Jackie]

I was like, what do you think about this shit shirt? And some like, that's awesome. Some like, I don't get it. And I was like, oh, okay. I'm gonna post it anyway, because I like it.

[KFC]

Yeah. And then if you get it, that one's fine. But it's just.

[Jackie]

That's a. I'm sorry, but this shirt is a 10. This shirt's so bad. This shirt's insane.

[KFC]

But it's almost so bad that I.

[Jackie]

Would wear exactly, like, if he. If.

[KFC]

If you look at that, you're like, that's a great design. You're crazy. If you look at that, you're like, it's like those. The shirts that, like, Greer wearers and like that. This is obviously intentional. Intentional. But I don't get the impression that that was made with that intent. Nailed it.

[Jackie]

Smoked it. And then. And wait, there's more. I think Jerry Thornton has one. I think he made.

[KFC]

He has one that's referencing the 1800s.

[Jackie]

It's made of. May the fourth be with you, dude, we're over three on Drake.

[KFC]

Mason.

[Jackie]

Yo.

[KFC]

Let me find out that these are selling.

[Jackie]

Selling.

[KFC]

And you guys literally are a cult. If these are selling. I think.

[Jackie]

I think that one was from last year. And I think me and Dave, because we weren't talking to each other, I think we both just kind of ended up like, it's time for me, it's time for a measure. Like, it's week seven, week eight. Whatever it is, he's slaying it. Like, you can't. When you're making a shirt for a rookie, you're trying to force it to happen. Drake May now deserves a shirt. So I was like, all right, we gotta get a May shirt. I didn't really like May the force be with you. So I did. Got to love the drip Drake, which I like. I think I'll wear that one.

[KFC]

I mean, the Drake, if you know Seinfeld, that should be like, hate the Drake. Love the Drake. Like. Like, I. I need a Jets shirt that says Hate the drink. Like, that is. That's a.

[Jackie]

But if you.

[KFC]

If you don't know Seinfeld, you're not going to get that. But if you do know Simon, you should get that one.

[Jackie]

Yeah. And that's what I was surprised about. Friends who I thought would get Seinfeld.

[KFC]

I'm gay for May is just very funny. Thinking about like there will be some up in Boston.

[Jackie]

I'm not wear that.

[KFC]

I don't think that's funny. What are you talking about?

[Jackie]

I'm not gay.

[KFC]

I didn't say that.

[Devlin]

Dude, if you got like a list of all the people who bought that shirt that's eligible. Because you know how I always say, like they got to be like 5% gay or like. Yeah, yeah, that like somebody wearing that comfortable. They like football. Like, I feel like that's actually really eligible.

[KFC]

Jackie Cod guys, you buy that, you will get. That is funny. I. I just can't. I can believe it. But even by my standards, the fact that the New England Patriots ended their dynasty kind of like ruined it like legacy wise. Like, Bob Kraft's a sex trafficker. Bill Belichick's this.

[Jackie]

He got a hand job. He's a sex trafficker.

[KFC]

Tom. And crap. Like, there's like, you know, it seems like it's smooth over now, but there was a time where it was like, it's beef. They're not on good terms. There's a documentary, there's the sex trafficking hand job. Bill Belichick is now this like failure of a coach and of a boyfriend. The fact that they went through all of that, land their head coach, land their quarterback, and now we're back before the jets could put together a 500.

[Jackie]

Season, let alone bro.

[KFC]

I mean, it's insane.

[Jackie]

Crazy how good they are. It's like I'm about to start. I said this for two weeks now. I'm about to start talking real reckless. Like it's. I'm not saying it. Yeah, I'm not saying it yet, but maybe in a week or two I'm be saying it.

[KFC]

I really thought. Actually, I didn't think. I just. I was. It was. I closed the, the door on. I closed that chapter of my life where it was like there was a decade straight of like when I was thinking about my. My calendar, my schedule, my content for the year and what's going to be going on. I'd be like, all right, so like January through February is gonna like suck because the Patriots will be there. I want to go to the Super Bowl. Like, that was a part of my life. And then there was. There's been this, you know, several year thing where I was Just like, well, it's over. And not that you guys were never going to be good again, because every other team in the world, except for the jets, it's cyclical. But I, I just wasn't prepared for this. Like, I didn't think I'd have to gear back up to be like, time to hate. Watch the Patriots. Like, they just weren't. I always will hate the Yankees. I really stopped even thinking about the Patriots. They're just like, they're not in it anymore. And now it's like, ah, time's a flat circle. Time to do it again. I mean, Dave's going to be, you know, smoking cigars. You guys are going to be wherever the super bowl is. Like, you're going to be doing all this again with a couple years.

[Jackie]

The third favorite for NFL mvp. MVP right now.

[KFC]

You know what? It's not even, it's not even May, which, like, is a huge part of it. It's more variable.

[Jackie]

It's more variable.

[KFC]

Like, that was. That was one of those things where.

[Jackie]

Like, you can, like, you could tell overnight, different franchise.

[KFC]

It's like, it's one of those, like, when the ink was dry. There's a lot of things. The other direction where it's like, that was a terrible signing the minute you did it.

[Jackie]

This is not.

[KFC]

Hindsight is 20 20. This is not Monday Morning Quarterback. I knew that coach or that player or whatever was going to suck. And they did. Did. And this was the opposite of that. And it like, that was so weird and so easy for them. I would believe, like, conspiracy theorists that that was like rigged or like the NFL wanted that to happen. Because that's more the fact that the Titans just fired him and like.

[Jackie]

And why people do this. No, I'm just saying. No getting crazy. No, I'm saying there were other stops involved.

[KFC]

And so I'm just saying that that was so egregious to, to like, that was. Is your coach for the next 30 years, if you want.

[Jackie]

I, you know, I obviously agree, but, like, I think he was there five to seven years. He'd had two losing seasons in a row, hadn't gotten the big one. Like, I get that for like five or seven years. You're kind of like, we gotta change it up. He's obviously the guy. Like, he's obviously the coach.

[KFC]

But I disagree with that because you're the Tennessee Titans. You're not like, you know what I mean? Like this, like, the Steelers are the Steelers and they're still like, we're sticking with Tomlin because Like, he's good, but.

[Jackie]

He'S won Super Bowls.

[KFC]

I guess so. But, but again, you're the Tennessee Titans. And if, you know, if, if you're mad that, that Mike Rebel didn't deliver a Super bowl to Tennessee in five years, you're a. And more. It's also more an age thing where it's like this guy is going to coach somewhere for 40 more years and you really want it to be with someone else. And then like, it just lines up with the Patriots and everything. And it's just, just like, how did this.

[Jackie]

How, why, how did this happen?

[KFC]

How did they let this happen?

[Jackie]

He, he's, he's just such a good, like, you can tell like, just with the locker room, like, you see he waits outside locker room after every game, hugs every player after a win, gets in there and then like, just like he does little. Where like, like he, he thanked Dan Roach where, like, if you grew up in New England, like, you know, Rochi, he's been there forever. And Roi had a question at the press conference two weeks ago and he was just like, before he asked it answered, he's like, I just want to say real quick, quick, Roi, you were here covering me 25 years ago. I really appreciate what you've done for the community. I really appreciate your dedication to this. And it's like, it's, it's being good at being a coach where it's like, you see it and you're like, yeah, you know, even yesterday he was talking about how they do individual player announcements now, and he's like, yeah, I want the guys to feel the love. I want the guys to feel how much the city loves.

[KFC]

You know what I really, I mean, I'm. Who knows? I'm just reading into this too much. I think that is a guy who was coached under Bill Belichick for a long time, got sick of that.

[Jackie]

Exactly.

[KFC]

Like, yes, it worked. Yes, we won Super Bowls. But also like, and same thing with the media. It's like he never gave the media anything other than. Yeah, he never gives the players shout outs. He's always. And it works. But it's also like, well, what if it works and you're not a prick, you know, and, and like, like, I'm going to run it my way because I know in my time in New England, like, I can be an effective hard ass coach, but also just give you your props or not be this over the top curmudgeon or whatever. That, that feels like a guy who's like doing it like, all right, I'M gonna change the things that I didn't like about it.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

Still do it the right way.

[Jackie]

You get me. Like, it's. We're not breaking any news. Like anyone who's played for Variable says it, but, like, you can see very players coach. I mean, right now I'm a fan. I'll die for that guy.

[Devlin]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

Die for that guy.

[KFC]

And I, I'm. I'm like trying to muster up the same hate, but I can't. It's not quite the same. Like, knowing him personally a smidge and knowing the family. Family, it makes it harder. And also when it's like. Like Bill Belichick did. I did not like Bill Belichick. It's like he was successful, but I was like, this guy's a. Yeah. And like, people are just giving him a pass because you're winning. But, like, if we're talking about, like, his behavior, this guy sucks. It's hard to do the Variable man.

[Jackie]

Yeah, it is. It's pretty good to have him as your coach, though.

[KFC]

And then, I mean, it's nice that the jets won, like on Nick Mangold Day, but, like, that was stupid too. Like, just lose all your games.

[Jackie]

Aren't you guys sick of that, though?

[KFC]

Yeah, look at the draft.

[Jackie]

It doesn't matter.

[KFC]

But also, it could be the best draft ever and whoever we pick wouldn't work. Like, I really am at the point where, like, tank, don't tank. Get the top pick, get a middle of the road pick, get a last, like, lose your pick. None of it matters.

[Jackie]

Truly thinking about that. I was watching the end of that game, the Jets Bengals game, and I was thinking about when jets fans, fans had kind of a. I wouldn't say a freak out, but you guys had a little bit of a nervous morning during training camp when, When Justin Fields got hurt. And I remember I was thinking about that while watching that game and having just watched the Patriots, and I was like, oh, that's what a franchise does. Like a fan base does when they've never had a shot. You know what I mean? Like, like, because, like every year you got a shot, but. But, but you don't, but you didn't have. And like, that's how I felt with the Patriots the last three years. Like, I was like, we don't have a shot. Like, you know what I mean? Like, sure, we might have a good run, we might have a good season, but like, if you've won before, you're kind of like, I know what it takes and we don't got it. And we don't got it. And like that's kind of how it was watching the past last few years. Like, hopefully we have a fun, few fun plays, hopefully a few fun games. But like this team is not prepared to, to compete on a real level.

[KFC]

And that's me every year. But really I'm at the point where I'm like this team and this organization doesn't have, have it. So like we can, I, I, I always look to, to my buddy Joe Caparoso is, he used to write for the, for Barstool. He was like, he's a real jets guy. He has a podcast now with his buddy Connor. They call it Badlands and he does like Jerry Thornton type analysis every game and week in and week out they're there. And I'm like, I don't know how you do this. Like, hats off to you guys because none of this matters. Yeah, they're talking like, who should we trade and not trade and what do we do with this and that? It's like, who cares? Because none of the, and you can, we can pick apart week to week and look at the schedule. We're not even close. We're not even close and we're not going to be anytime soon.

[Jackie]

You're not a couple good bounces away. You're not a quarterback away. Nothing.

[KFC]

Yeah, it's, it's, we're not, yeah, we're not even close. And like, and I just, I don't think I can really do it anymore. I, I just can't muster up the, even the interest. It's not even like I, I certainly can't muster up the anger and the excitement. I, I'm like, I just don't, I don't even. Let's put on like a rerun of a TV show instead of this game.

[Jackie]

I don't give a.

[KFC]

And I, I will say maybe. Maybe though. Woody Johnson, low key, like the greatest motivator of all time. Just, just tell your quarterback you can't even complete passes. And then, and then if somebody finally goes out there and plays ball. But until that guy's gone, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter forever.

[Jackie]

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[KFC]

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[Jackie]

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[KFC]

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[Jackie]

How much meddling can you do?

[KFC]

Yeah, yeah, it's like you just got, you just got to get him out. Otherwise, like, I feel like the jets could have signed Rabel and I don't even know if that would have worked. Like, unless they were like, you run the whole organization now. Everyone's gone. I, it's, it's just, it's impossible.

[Devlin]

My latest jacked up, like, idea, like, if you just instead draft, like, magician, like just a team of like, magicians.

[KFC]

And then like, like, oh, is the mentalist.

[Devlin]

Well, not even mentalist. Just like, literally, like people who can, like, you know how they just take rabbits out of, disappear. But if you just don't know where the ball is, you can't get the ball. Which is not, it's not a bad idea.

[Jackie]

All your ideas are like, good, but.

[Devlin]

Like, I feel like it's like, it's like the jets obviously can't, like, they can't get their good players. So you got to try a new tactic.

[Jackie]

And I, I draft magicians. Jack is.

[KFC]

I used to say draft. I used to say draft a quarterback with every single pick. Seven quarterbacks a year, six quarterbacks a year until one of them hits. Just draft Madrid.

[Jackie]

Just draft. Yeah, just draft major magicians.

[Devlin]

You can't get the ball if you don't know where it is.

[KFC]

Imagine the defense is like, where's the ball?

[Jackie]

Can we do this? Can Mr. Beast do this? Can we do like, like 11 magicians versus 11, like, college players? Like, we'll start with like D3, whoever's around.

[KFC]

But yeah, this is the new like, like, could Alabama beat the Jets?

[Jackie]

Could a team of magicians snap the ball and get into the end zone without the offense, the defense stopping them?

[KFC]

That would be so good. Having a snarky Snarky. A snarky magician, like, snaps the ball to him, and by the time everyone converges on him, the ball's gone. He's like, I don't even have it.

[Jackie]

Playing. Lining up.

[KFC]

Understand?

[Jackie]

Snaps your fingers and it's in the end zone. Dude, this is brilliant. I could have had a million guesses.

[KFC]

Magicians was not coming out of my mouth.

[Jackie]

The magicians would, like, theoretically, they get to drop their own plays.

[KFC]

Right.

[Jackie]

So they can work together and work their magic.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

And be like, all right, you can hide it this way.

[KFC]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

I'll do a smoke bomb.

[Devlin]

There's nothing in the handbook about smoke.

[KFC]

Have, like, a little magician's assistant out there. You have a chick running around, does the.

[Jackie]

Puts out, like, the blanket for you or whatever O's is at the O's is the center. Just whisper into the defensive line, like. Yeah.

[KFC]

Their deepest.

[Jackie]

I know your birth dancing. You get mental. It's like, what the Jack? I don't know. I think. I think there's something to this. You might want to run that one down to the Meadowlands.

[KFC]

Like, would try it because drafting football players hasn't worked in 70 years.

[Jackie]

So I'll give it a shot.

[KFC]

That would be. So I'm. I'm just thinking of, like, a quarterback. Like. Like the. Like the Peyton Manning audibles. When you can hear them yelling. Be like, pick a number between 1 and 10.

[Jackie]

Now they're gonna.

[Devlin]

Think about how cool.

[Jackie]

The chance would be.

[KFC]

Think of an animal that begins with.

[Jackie]

E. The whole defense is like, I was.

[KFC]

I was thinking of an elephant in Denmark. You're right.

[Jackie]

Anything.

[KFC]

Anything's better than what's currently happening. So it. What else we got? Let me just jump on my last.

[Jackie]

Thing for barstool stuff. Obviously not heard anything from Pat. I had considered really staying on this and really making a meal out of this. This beef.

[KFC]

My gay Pat, for a second.

[Jackie]

That's.

[KFC]

That's a testament when I. If you. If you say, let's talk about Barcel and you mentioned Pat.

[Jackie]

I ain't thinking about that. Thinking about K. Pat.

[Devlin]

I thought about the security guard Pat first.

[Jackie]

Yeah. So many Pats before you get to.

[KFC]

That. Savage Pat. Security guard, gay Pat.

[Jackie]

I. I had thought about staying on that and making it a thing and. And doing some content around it.

[KFC]

Just running up the score.

[Jackie]

There was no. No. No response. And I'm fine with that. We'll just keep it moving.

[KFC]

It's pretty. I don't know, though. It's like, respond, man. I don't know. Then it makes it awkward. It's like, I don't know what, what even happened.

[Jackie]

Well, again, like, I, I still, I, when I said it, I was like, we're gonna, we're gonna handle this however he wants to handle it. And, and I was hoping, I was like, hopefully we just let this brush by cuz I, I'm, I like him and saying this, I want to be clear.

[KFC]

We are pro pap pod.

[Jackie]

He's a nice guy to me. So I was like, yeah, however he wants to handle it, we can handle it. And seems like he wants to just brush it by, so that's fine with me. And I, I obviously hope the show does well.

[KFC]

And I pro Jason Williams, man.

[Jackie]

Yeah. I love White Chocolate.

[KFC]

White chocolate. I would be, be. I was thinking to myself, I was like, if this, like, if this continues. And then like everybody on the Pat Bev show has to like rally with him.

[Jackie]

Right?

[KFC]

I was like, I don't want to have beef with White Chocolate. Guy was like literally my idol.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[KFC]

I'm in the backyard trying to pass the ball off my elbow and trying.

[Jackie]

To be like, I could be a white point guard too. I love 100 of that show. You know what I mean? I'm not gonna keep sticking on them. I was, I was gonna do a whole thing.

[KFC]

Thing.

[Jackie]

We're like, we're coaching them up. We don't help with this. With his numbers. It's not, it's not a thing. It's honestly, it would have been bad content in a week anyway. So yeah, that's it. Moving on.

[KFC]

Oh, I do want it. We got to do a little follow up. Did you see Denise Richards Found the Million Dollar?

[Jackie]

I did see that just this morning.

[KFC]

I think Denise Richards. So after Charlie Sheen came on the show, he mentioned the story about how he, he gave Denise Richards a million dollar check for her birthday and she heard that and then posted on her Instagram saying, look what I found while I was moving houses. It was from December 24th. So I think it was a Christmas present, not a birthday present. It was December 24, 2011. So that's 11. Was tiger blood winning all that? So that's like peak or bottom.

[Jackie]

That was. No, you forgot Denise's birthday. That was. I was a little fucking busy, bro. With the seven gram rocks of cocaine.

[KFC]

I'm ten months late for your birthday. Here you go. And, and so I was thinking a few things. Like I, I think some people are, are saying that this was like fake or that she cashed it via mobile and that's why she still has it and didn't. She actually did get all this. I'm like, we're, you're looking too much into details. It's a funny story, a funny anecdote that like he thought it was her birthday, he thought she cashed it. It was a different time of year and she didn't cash it. Or maybe she did, her daughter did not.

[Devlin]

Who cares?

[KFC]

Yeah, you ruin it with the details. It's a funny story. This guy gave a million dollar check at some point to his wife or ex wife and she found it recently. Like people were like, oh, so the story wasn't true. It's like, no, this proves the story is true. Or at. Or let's get crazy that like it's a, a PR stunt and they wrote a new check. Either way, it's a cute thing between those two. I love them. I don't know why I think Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are, are in some weird way actually a shining example of how it should be. Because I was thinking about how many people have problems too.

[Jackie]

I, I, my, one of my favorite parts in that documentary was when Brooke Miller was, yeah, was like, yeah, look, we were both on crack for like four days. Who the knows what happened?

[KFC]

Some of the women that he treated, you know, poorly or they had the worst relationships are also the ones who are like, he's great dude. And so I, I just, I'm like thinking of how many divorced couples and co parents and like don't get along for like, no re. Like just normal in life. It's like this guy was addicted to crack and fighting and, and you know, all this and they are still like friendly at the end of the day. So if they can do it, literally anybody can do it. So somehow I found inspiration in that. But the fact that that check existed and also it says Charlie Sheen's pocket account was the thing on the check. Like literally like he opened some account being like, this is my ashtray money.

[Jackie]

Nice. Nicely. Your pocket account can write a seven fig check.

[KFC]

God bonkers, man.

[Jackie]

I don't know why I said seven fig there.

[KFC]

That's, that's the Nate dog for you. Mid five figs.

[Jackie]

I'd do it different if I could. If I could redo that one, I'd do it differently.

[KFC]

And last thing, just a quick thing. Jaylen Brown's hairspray getting rubbed off on the Knicks jersey was one of the funniest things when the Knicks. Did you see this? No, I, I just want to see like a girl's reaction. This is funny. So this dude was playing against the Knicks, Jaylen Brown, and he, like, brushes his head through, and his fake hairspray hairline enhancer rubs right off on this sparkling white Knicks jersey.

[Jackie]

That's what it's like hugging any woman at a wedding.

[KFC]

Yeah, yeah. I was gonna say that's like getting.

[Jackie]

That's what it's like right on your shoulder. I was literally getting ready for my sister's wedding last weekend, and I hadn't washed my tuck shirt since last time I wore it, and I was putting it on, and I was like, what the is that? It was just, like, brown. Brown stain.

[Devlin]

That's like me any day of the week.

[Jackie]

Orange looks like that.

[KFC]

The shroud with Jesus's face.

[Jackie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[KFC]

But, yeah, I. I feel like those hairline enhancers are like LeBron rocks it. There's the infamous Carlos boozer, like, shoe polish. Rudy Giuliani had it running down his face. Jalen Brown wears it. So I feel like everybody out there is just hitting the spray. I don't. We can't really do that, right? It doesn't really work for white guys.

[Jackie]

I don't know.

[KFC]

You can do, like, a powder here, but they do the hairline here. I don't think there's anything for white guys that can replicate that.

[Jackie]

Oh, yeah, I guess I haven't seen that. Now you say it because.

[KFC]

Because up here, if you just put, like, some brown powder in, you'll. You'll cover that up. But, like, if you're trying to. To get here, paint your forehead blonde or some. Like, that's not gonna work. So just a great moment there. Anything else before we wrap up? Draft Magicians is. It's an all timer. Pretty great. That's up there with barcode.

[Jackie]

Thank you.

[KFC]

All right, we'll see you guys on Thursday. Sa Sam. Sa.