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I kind of like these new people that don't want to escape.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just like, we're gonna ball out. And then why wasn't.
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Why wasn't the assassin, like, on a bike through Central park, in a cab to Newark and out the country?
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Dude, I just. Are we going?
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Yeah, let's go.
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Dude, I just went to. I don't know if I should call it mop, but, like, I went to one of those dinners and every once in a while you get asked by a certain guy to go to dinner. You're like, okay. And I went to it and it was fun as hell. And then halfway through, Wayne Corbett showed up. Dude. And then I just kicked it with Wayne Corbett the whole entire night. Dud. He's a fever dream. But, dude, it was. It was like I was uncomfortable. And then next thing you know, like, they're like, ricky, why don't you take a seat with Wayne and I sit down and it's Corbett, and we kicked it the whole time. And he's the man, dude. And everybody just comes up to him and they're like, you're not as big as I thought you would be. And he's like, let's do it outside. Then, like, he's, you know, corvette's ready.
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Challenge. See what the happens.
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No, he'll go head to head.
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Yeah, yeah, he was. He was gangster, man. You had, you know, white receiver back then.
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We needed him. We need. Well, I think Keyshawn and him had their problems, so, like, really split New York City right down the line.
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Yo, we're having a moment, though, with white guys. We got a couple white defensive backs now. We got.
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I thought you meant because of the assassin dude. Yo, that dude, it's very par for a white kid, so. I can't believe he just waited to get out of high school.
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I know. Yeah, I know.
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Yeah, right?
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It's just a different target, right? I. I get it better than anyone, dude. I had to deal with the fucking health care system a lot, and it sucks. But the way this dude is getting treated is crazy.
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Yeah, it's wild. It's like.
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Like, people on social media, face in their profile, government name on their shit being like, this guy's awesome.
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The comments are crazy to look at on anything, but, like, I just keep getting more and more caught up with conspiracy. It's a little fishy. It's a little fishy. It's not, though. It's somebody that just lost their mind. Truth of it. Yes, but, like, leaving the Monopoly. Monopoly money, then getting caught out of McDonald's, that does the Monopoly game. Still would think about that, bro.
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Connecting dots here.
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We out here really putting things together.
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Still having the silencer and the gun on you, like, days later. And, like, it just seems.
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But if you look at his manifesto, he says when he talks, he talks in plural. Like, he would. I think he was believing he was going to kill more.
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Oh, okay. So I think something took a left.
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I don't know. I don't know too much. All I know is I don't want to die in a suit. I kept thinking about that every time. Bro, dying in a suit has to suck. And that guy's life couldn't have been cool like that. No, like. And he knew he did bad things, right?
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I mean, he was looking over his shoulder.
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Think about that morning. He got killed at 6:45. That means he's awake at 5:45 putting on a suit. Look, shaving so he can go to talk to your going to talk shaving where he can't even look into the mirror because he knows what a piece of shitty is and he's headed out to go tell this. Tell a bunch of other shitty people how much money they make or how much money yeah.
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They're losing or how much money I.
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Probably in that elevator. Like I wish somebody would shoot me in the head. It is. I mean, man, I don't know. I just think it's weird that we're getting used to assassins like, like people.
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I said what I. What I believe to be a pretty level headed taker. I was like healthcare and I understand greedy CEO suck, but you can't murder people.
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Well and people are like there's a board. There's a board of people that tells that guy what so many.
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There's so many levels of before that guy. It's not like that guy is like the evil, the evil villain who's like created the whole system and, and can fix it if he wants to.
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Like it's also just like New York crime being to the level. We have assassins now, dude.
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The next day I was on a field trip with my kids. Same block. Like I, I don't know what I would expect. You can't like rope the block off and like, you know, the life keeps moving. But like I was like, like right there. Like they probably just like squeegee the sidewalk and just like keep it moving, dude.
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I know.
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On our way to Radio City to see the Rockettes. Right next to the assassination corner.
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Dude, I. So I jumped on his Facebook the minute his name came out. Two mutual friends. No, two mutual.
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Let me put.
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I hit one of them. Yeah, my bad. I'm fucking that up.
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No, this mic sucks. And it's always we should just get rid of this Jackie.
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No, we're cool now. Yeah, I have. I, I had. I know, I know people that. So his family owns two country clubs. I know a family that belongs to one of them. And then I also had somebody else that went to Upenn with him.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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See this is what also bothers me is like this guy is the hero. His family owns two country clubs. Not like he's some like, you know, fucking blue collar.
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Like you know, he's on the way to be a CEO. You think? Right, right.
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That's what I mean. Like you and your dad is probably one of these people, bro.
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Or at least have sympathy for how much that job sucks, right?
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Yeah, dude. Being a CEO of a healthcare company sucks dick, man.
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It definitely. It's definitely not a great job. There's a lot of better things you can be doing. You don't feel good about yourself ever, ever, ever. I make people laugh and I don't like myself. Like, that guy had to fucking be taking a ton of Zoloft. Like, he's definitely going at himself hard.
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I had some. Some conspiracy theorists reaching out, saying they think that he hired. He hired him to do it.
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Dude, I keep hearing that.
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Why.
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Why would he want to kill himself?
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The only thing is that the. The. The DOJ was about to start investigating him for insider trading.
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Yeah, but at the same time, when. How did that mic just fall right back down? When did you just.
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How did. It's crazy.
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If I was that kid and I just did that. Not the kid, the. And I knew the DOJ was coming. I'm going to get locked up or whatever. Wouldn't you just like Malone it Like that kid down in Miami that stole. You didn't hear about the bitcoin kid down in Miami?
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No, tell me.
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Oh, this kid stole like $213 million worth, was it? 213? Yeah. Yeah. 250 million out of Miami from bitcoin. They streamed it live when they did it.
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Oh, I did see that. When they were, like, celebrating when they.
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Got the steel, spent just a month in Miami like Lamborghini. Dude, what's wrong with you? I kind of like these new people that don't want to escape.
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Yeah. Yeah. They're just like, we're going to ball out.
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And then why wasn't the assassin, like, on a bike through Central park in a cab to Newark and out the country?
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See you. I mean, what was he doing in Alpoona? Al Tuna, Pennsylvania.
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I mean, it's not far from Upenn, so he might have felt comfortable there. Knew a few people, thought he was going to chill. But I think something went left because he said he. It sounded from his papers that he was trying to get more than one.
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Well, have you seen that? There's the.
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Because he's saying, like, parasites and all this stuff about the people. I'm like, oh, I think homie thought.
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He was going to just start picking him off.
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Left, right.
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I still don't get how he knew and, like, where and when like to be the. I guess if you're just sitting there waiting, boarding mean.
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What? It's a public company Correct.
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Yeah.
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So board meetings are live.
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Yeah, but it was.
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You get to listen in on them.
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If you're not there 9am and he got there at 6:45. Like that's pretty early.
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He could have been watching him for a few days.
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I guess so.
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You know, there's. There's a lot. It's not too hard.
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Yeah, I don't think. Well, we always to debate here, like, could you get away with a bank robbery? Could you get away with a murder? And like this guy got. If he wasn't like just around him. And he probably would have.
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I love that they like keep going. He's not professional. He's not professional, right? He's a lot more professional than O.J.
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We'Ve seen worse, bro. How about Aaron Hernandez? He was the worst, man. Dude, they left evidence goddamn everywhere.
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And he was kissing boys on the low, yo.
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How about the. The dude who. The dude who found him in McDonald's? They're. They're trying to not give him the finders fee.
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Why?
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Because he called 911 and not Crime Stoppers. That's so 60 grand is the. Is the reward. And it was. He called the wrong number and it has to lead to an arrest and then a conviction. So they're still like, we gotta wait. And also you called the wrong.
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Then we need to start a GoFundMe. Can barstools try to gofundme for the person that's not gonna get the money? This guy.
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But no, but actually. But he's the villain. People are like this snitch. It's cra.
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Well, you know what? Barol is usually on the right side of history. So I think they should go ahead and start to co. Fund me for the person that ratted out the person.
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Crazy feels I'm the one out here. My take is murder is bad. And people are like, you're a. Yeah.
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Murder should not be just celebrated ever.
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Like what happens when. When it's pick your pick. What happens when somebody kills a bunch of cops because police are corrupt? What happens when somebody kills somebody from Planned Parenthood because they don't like that. Like, you're not going to be too happy then, are you, motherfuckers?
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But yo, I remember when they killed. I mean he killed a ton of people and was terrible, but like Saddam and Osama, people were. People were cheering.
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Who was cheering?
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What? When Osama died.
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Oh, when Osama died. Yeah, yeah, we were dancing in the streets, bro. But that's a little different, bro. When like your direction, like as much as health Care is garbage. It's not like actively fucking murder. You know what I mean?
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I mean, people are dying.
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People are dying.
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People are dying based on the choice of you giving them money or not.
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I also just get, though, like, it's not, you know, everyone.
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It's not one person's fault, I don't believe.
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But they get to group ideas. Like, all these are great ideas, and they're very, very hard to put into practice. You know what I mean?
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And then everybody's like, universal health care. What are we talking about, Canada?
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Well, let's.
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And then, like, they got 33 million people, and that's California, bro.
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And also, doctors suck because they don't make any money.
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I don't know about that. I got two friends that got parents that are Canadian doctors. They. They. They know what they're talking about.
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How many times do you think, if I gave you unlimited amounts of time, How. How long. How many attempts do you think it would take for you to successfully complete heart surgery?
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I. Why have I heard this question?
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We did it the other day. I don't know if we put it on social.
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If he's got to redo it.
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You could watch. You can watch a YouTube tutorial. You don't have any help, but you have a YouTube tutorial.
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Dude, I never thought I'd be able to make Orienta, and now I can because of YouTube. So.
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You can make anything out of it.
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It took like, three or four heart surgery. I just feel like it's a lot more. It's a lot more work than a.
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Little bit more involved. Yeah.
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I don't know, man. I don't. I don't. It would probably. I. Sadly, probably way over 50 times.
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Yeah, way over 50 times, bro.
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What is.
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It would take like, a million times to complete to do heart surgery and make that person stay alive? Would be. It would take like, thousands of tries. The first hundred, you're just like, slicing somebody open and they're dying instantly. Then you gotta, like, cut open an artery and like. Or fix the artery and sew it back up or whatever the you're doing.
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How many times you think they're doing that in class when they're becoming doctors? A lot of times I would like to know what the certification is.
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The take here was 75. And I thought you were gonna have a brain. You come in saying 50. You gotta get through the muscle and break the bones and take the lungs out. All this shit.
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I don't know. Stuff. This stuff makes me nauseous. I really hate blood, dude. I think by time 10 I'll get a little bit used to it. I don't know, I just never would put myself in that situation. Well, yeah, thanks.
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Thanks for. No thanks. I don't want to do the unlimited heart surgery, bro. No thank you. The, the, the insurance thing is wild though. I actually so oddly enough like I've had six surgeries.
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It's why I'm a Democrat is insurance.
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What's that?
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It's why I'm a Democrat. Insurance. Insurance. I lost my insurance when I became, when I dropped out of college.
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Right.
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Because of Obama turning into the age of 26. My parents allowed me to do stand up as long as I had health care.
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There you go.
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That's why I'm a Democrat.
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Yeah.
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I mean that's the only reason I vote Democrat every single time.
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It's, it's, it's a fucked up system and I. So because I had to deal with, I had six different surgeries I had to deal with when I started Barstool. I need to pay for my own insurance. I had to get on my ex wife's at one point. Like I know all the fucking problems, right. So I started one of these. This company that I partnered with is. I like, we like just were about to really start ramping it up. It's called crowd health and it is like an alternative to regular insurance.
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It's like a. Bro, don't play that game. Why are you trying to get murdered? Well, so you're about to get assassin. What are you doing trying to go up against companies?
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It's, it's a great fucking system though. It's kind of like crowd. It's like GoFundMe but with insurance. So you kind of have like a network of people and you have to pay like you know, certain amount of flat rates. But then like if you, if something happens with you, we all kind of kick in some money. If something happens with me, you kind of kick in some money. And it's not like a perfect system but as the system, as the network grows, there's just more and more people.
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You get to pick who comes in there.
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There is like, you know, you can't, you can't have like tons of prior pre existing. You got to be, you can't. They're not going to just accept people that they know are automatically going to be a strain on this problem. So it's good for like single guys, single people who are young, who are just like I just need to see if there's a catastrophe, you know.
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So what, how this Crumble.
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So it didn't crumble, but I literally. I was waiting for open enrollment, which is like this time of year, to ramp up. Like, here it is. And then this happens. And I was like. I didn't want to be the guy being like, do you not like health insurance and, like, use promo code kfc?
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Know what I like about you, dude? You have mad inventions.
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I'm always trying, bro. I'm always trying to stay ahead.
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Want to be up on one of mine?
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Yes.
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I have this thing called Death Wish.
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Death Wish.
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And it's like a band that goes around your arm, and if your pulse stops, everything on your phone deletes itself.
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There you go. The auto wipe.
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Yeah. Other than what you wanted to keep. And you can program what you want for people to see and keep the.
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People are always worried about that, dude.
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It's real. I've seen it. I've seen. I've seen somebody go through someone's phone when they die.
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Really?
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Yeah. It's not good, dude.
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Wait, why did you see that?
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Why? Because I've been around people that die, bro.
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Give me. Give me some more details here.
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I mean, my mom died, and I, like, my father was able to go through all her stuff. Yeah.
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You find anything you didn't like?
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I mean, conversations between me and my mother?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You have different conversations with your family, right?
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Overly.
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Yeah. So I thought about Death Wish when I. When I. When that happened. Right now. Right now is one of my boys has promised to throw my shit into the river.
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Yeah. Yeah. That's all cloud and all that shit. You know what I mean? It's like, go. I need you to go to my house. Go through my closets, go through my drawers.
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Death Wish by bar stool. Right after that, go fund me. We're making for the. For the real McDonald's person. That real McDonald's version needs help, bro.
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60K out the window for that.
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There's no way they're gonna get away with that.
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I mean, I was. I'm like, literally about to make a video myself, being like, fuck this. Give this guy this money. I hope there's no public pressure. I mean, he gave the tip that got the guy that you get the reward. That's it.
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Have you noticed that subway shooter? Where'd they find him?
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I don't know where they find him.
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McDonald's, Second Street. Then they find this guy in McDonald's. I think the real truth is we need to start scanning people that go into McDonald's. You know, they're probably the most dangerous people In New York City, I think.
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The other day, I had McDonald's for the last time in my life.
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Why?
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Because the last, like, 20 times I've had McDonald's, I've gotten sick.
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But Trump's going hard out there, making people eat McDonald's.
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Yeah, he is. That's hot in the streets. That was so funny when RFK had to eat McDonald's and he was like, you know that, like, physically was killing him to put that in his mouth.
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Do you believe that? Do you believe RFK is this healthy? Because I don't. I. With his shirt off all the time. Doesn't look great. It looks better than most people his age. I look a lot better than. Do you.
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Because I don't.
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He looks blow. We know different people. I think he's a drunk.
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I think. I think he's on. Yeah, well, probably.
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I don't like him at all.
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That voice.
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I don't like anybody that's been brought on. But at the same time, no one ever lasts with this guy. So it's like, these guys are going to be there for six months.
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Yeah, it'll be wild. The whole thing is final. Breaks out at best. The other day he was like, I don't really like what's going on, but, like, it was that picture. It was when it was Trump, rfk, Elon Musk, and, like, someone else on the plane eating McDonald's, and he was just like, fuck it, man. Like, it's a circus. I don't know. Just roll with it.
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Like.
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Like, we've gone so far out of.
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We have no choice at this point.
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Let's fucking party.
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It should be really interesting to see, like, where is Musk in a year or two, Like, I, like, I think there's two people with two massive egos that won't be able to, like, bro.
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If that guy just stuck to spaceships and. And rockets, and I'd be like, cool. You're the man. Like, brilliant. But trying to be funny. Like, as a comedian, aren't you?
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Like, I don't know why people get it. How does he get. How are you offended by him, Homie? Came out a long time ago and was like, I'm autistic.
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Yeah, I know I have problems.
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You're being offended by an autistic person.
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Yeah, that's on you.
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Time to really look at inside. Look inside yourself and understand why you allow that to happen.
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The people who think he's funny are the problem. The people who are like, the problem. Lord Edge. Lord, like, you're so funny.
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Like, Those are the people commenting. They. They. They, like. The other problem is everybody thinks they're. They're about to be a billionaire.
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Yeah.
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Everybody feels like they're close to. It's like, you're not even close, dude.
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Can't even understand that kind of money. 44 billion for Twitter.
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They don't even understand 100,000.
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Yeah, right.
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And they think they can be Trump and Musk and all these people. You're nothing like them.
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I really don't even understand what. What do you do when you have that kind of money like me?
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I'm gone, bro.
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Yeah, right.
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That's why. This again.
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To be, like, in a. To try to run for politics, for office. To try to, like, be. I don't know, like, if I was Elon Musk, I'd be like. I don't know.
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Infrastructure. To, like, be the king of the world.
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Yeah. The leader of the planet Earth.
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Turn off the Internet in certain places of the world. That's a dangerous man.
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Turn it on, too, bro. Like that. That's.
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Dude, nerds are up.
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Yeah.
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I grew up in the 90s. Nerds were down. I know we were outside playing on our bikes, but the nerds were outside being like, how do we get them inside? Look at us now. Everybody's fucking inside being weirdos, dude.
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So true.
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And now fucking Trump is jumping around with Elon, and that's the cool guy. That's what young kids like.
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Yeah, it is. It all got. We need to bring back a little bit of bullying.
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No, we need to bring back dodgeball.
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Yeah. That's what I mean.
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Once in the side of the head, get musk.
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If Elon Musk just got rocked in dodgeball, life could have been.
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You ever get hit with a ball so hard you taste it. That rubber. That rubber gets in your mouth. You didn't even lick it.
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It goes like. Yeah, your ears are ringing.
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And let's get a real game going.
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Yeah, they don't do any of that anymore. I feel like. I don't think kids are playing dodgeball. I don't think they're playing anything that's, you know, steal the bacon. All that kind of steal the bacon.
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Has to still be around things, dude.
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It got banned in my school, I'll never forget.
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Because of Muslims.
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I'll never forget.
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I'm kidding. This chick steals as a mother. Me.
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This chick grabbed the R ring. And our. Our gym had, like, walls very, very close to, like, out of bounds on the basketball court. So that's where you had to get to, is the baseline. And like, as she was getting there, she tripped and she fell and her, like, top of her head went into the wall and, like, crunched her neck. And she was in like a neck brace for like weeks after that. And they were like, no more. No more steal the bacon. Because that girl crunched her neck against the wall. And the whole. Everybody was like, well, this chick, like you just.
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I mean, I. I feel like it should have been something else. That doesn't feel like.
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Yeah, right. Like anything.
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Just one injury doesn't. Yeah. I feel like her parents wrote a lot of notes.
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Yes.
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And we're probably in part of the school.
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I used to have a gym teacher when I was at. I was at PS175 in the Bronx and this guy.
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172.
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Were you?
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Yeah, Queens.
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I. This guy was out of his mind and he just came up with a game called Indy 500. And it was. You sit on those little school scooters. Remember those little like, square things? And then you hold the L shaped PVC pipe and one you held onto it and the other person dragged you. And we whipped. You whipped around in a circle. We had to be going like 45 miles an hour on these things. People were flying into the walls, running over each other's fingers, whipping around these cones. He called it Indy 500. It was the most reckless we've ever done. It was unbelievable. And I can't even imagine anything even close to that happening now.
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I mean, they banned running in my school yard.
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Running?
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Unless you were playing basketball, you weren't allowed to run.
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Wait, so if you, if you started to run, they would just like, call you out? So like, you can't play tag or you could, but you have to walk?
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No, there was no tag. It was either you had a basketball day where you can run or you just walking around the school yard like in prison. I swear to God, you. We were allowed to walk around the schoolyard. They gave us chalk and stuff. But there was no running.
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Oh, my God.
B
I mean, it was safe. It wasn't. But yeah, I mean, I do, I.
A
Do feel that at a young age, like when my kids. When your kids first start to walk and they run and you know, they're just like, you know, wobbling, like, that was always the biggest.
B
We're in third, fourth grade, bro.
A
Right. Like at that age you could run.
B
I'm talking about like two year old dinners. I don't know why we're not allowed to run. This is wild. I was telling this story the other day. I went to 172. And that's where Ja Rule went. And it was actually not in the school district I'm from. I'm 109. 109 is in the bad neighborhood, so my parents use the fake address so I can go to the good neighborhood. And Ja Rule's parents did the same thing.
A
How is he our age? How old are you?
B
No, I'm 35. So I was in the seventh grade when in the club came out and we booed all of Ja Rule's music at his own school. That's how much we love 50, man.
A
Yeah, he must.
B
I never. He was a dude in the club was. I mean, the first time, grinding on a girl in a gym, like, fully bricked up, dude. Just the best day of my life, dude.
A
When he. I mean, if you were to script a rapper, like, it's him. You know what I mean? Like, shot nine times, survived it, the whole crew.
B
Just not getting caught up in all this weird shit either.
A
Right. Right. You can. You know what? It's like, he's so out there, always making fun of people and talking on social media and that. Like, I really think he doesn't have any skeletons, because I feel like you don't do that if you got your own, you know, your own.
B
I don't know. I just. I mean, I don't know what it is, but he's just. Maybe he just doesn't get in trouble. He's like my last Hollywood hero that hasn't got in trouble. Like, it's really crazy. I don't know if I believe even Tony Hawk's documentary. I was like, oh, dude, he cheated on his wife a ton. Like, I thought this was gonna be. Yeah, look who has a soft spot for that.
A
We can all be perfect, all right, bro?
B
But, yeah, he was like, my last favorite. Like, and he's just been consistent and through this whole shit, not getting caught up in it, not going to those parties.
A
Do you believe the hope shit?
B
I believe if you hang out in a barbershop long enough, you'll get your hair cut.
A
I feel you.
B
So, yeah, those Diddy parties a while.
A
Was he, like. I feel like it's kind of weird how much people are pairing those two guys together, because I don't really recall it being that way.
B
But just look online and pictures, like.
A
There'S a lot of people who are at Diddy parties who. I don't. Art. Don't consider to be pedophiles, you know?
B
Yeah, I mean, I. I don't know. Have you ever been to A party like that?
A
No, no, no, no. I don't go to any parties, period, though.
B
Yeah. I'm not a party guy.
A
I. I can't even begin to think about being at a party right now. Dude, I stayed up the other night when the Mets got soto. I stayed up till 3am Just. Just tweeting and just being awake till 3. I woke up.
B
Your adrenaline was high.
A
I was like, I feel like I'm hungover from just being awake. Too late. If I were to party now, I think I would legitimately die.
B
Yeah, that should get harder. It's definitely getting harder over.
A
I went to. I went to Amsterdam with Burke Reicher a couple years ago, and that was like, my last.
B
That trip looked fun.
A
Yeah, that was. That was. It was fun. That was good that they also do it right where it was like, you know what they do in Amsterdam, which is great? When you order a beer, you can order a small, medium, large. Which is great because it's like. When you. If you don't want to be the guy who's like, no, no, I'm good. Like, skip me on this round. Like, it was like, if you're really partying, you were drinking like a fucking. It was like a.
B
You know, I don't like the cockiness of Europeans with that shit.
A
What do you mean?
B
They're like, we drink more. It's like, no, they are not allowed to serve you. Like, we serve in.
A
Yeah.
B
Like, you go to jail for our servings. Like, I'll take a small.
A
Yeah, but like a medium.
B
Get out for me.
A
I don't want to fucking. Like, you know, it was. It was like a boot. One of those das boot things, basically. Well, that's like a nice in between.
B
You know, just standing there with a boot.
A
Yeah.
B
Being that guy. Where else did you go? Did you just stay in Amsterdam?
A
Yeah, we just did Amsterdam for, like, it was like a. That was the whole.
B
The last time I was in Amsterdam, man, I brought my own blunts because they don't have blunts in Amsterdam. Like, they don't have, like, stuff from back home. So I bring swishers and I go to coffee shop and I roll it. And, you know, they were talking so much about me smoking a blunt, and I was just like, I thought this was a chill town. I don't like. No. My place is Copenhagen. Copenhagen has a town in it called Christiana where there's no laws. It used to be a military base, and the hippies took it over. And they don't allow cops in it. They don't allow anything. They sell weed. They do whatever they want. And stays good, though. Like, what?
A
It stays, like, safe.
B
You're not allowed to take pictures. It's dealt with by the gangsters that walk around like, it's. It's some cool shit. It's cool shit. And like, 20 years ago, Copenhagen was like, yo, enough with this. Like, we're taking the land back. And these hippies just walked out with grenades, like, in their hand being like, yeah, let's get it if you want to do it. And Copenhagen's like, never mind. Enjoy. Christiana, man, I've never heard. Yeah, dude, I went skate parks and, like, they make all their money. They have like, dude, I felt like a kid again. It was so fun. But, like, they have bars within it. What not. You just don't go deep within it and you're safe.
A
But it feels like that's probably cool for a dude. I don't know about being a chick in that.
B
No, it's cool, man. Everybody's just having a good father. Like, you're eating pastries and it's cool, bro.
A
You don't have to go to some lawless utopia to do that.
B
It was sick. It's definitely worth it with that European vibe without the snootiness of, like, Paris or fucking Amsterdam. I find snooty.
A
Amsterdam is a little bit. Yeah. I mean, they're not for. For their reputation. They're not. They weren't as, like, laid back as you would.
B
Yeah, they're not late. They're not my favorite.
A
You know what I did, like, is their weed is not, like, knock you on your ass.
B
It's dry as well.
A
Yeah. You're like, for someone like me, though, Like, I don't need it. I don't need, like, mid is fine for me. Like, I grew up, you know, on shitty weed.
B
Yeah. But they want to push that out there.
A
I, I, I. Yeah, yeah. There was a lot of that, too. But I just need, like, regular, normal weed. I don't need this medicinal.
B
I feel you. The made by scientist weed. Yeah.
A
It's like I, I miss, like, when we used to, like, you know, you pass a blunt around, you smoke like a whole, you know, now it's like a puff and I'm zooming, dude.
B
Yeah, it's pretty sick. I mean. Yeah, I guess so. It's. Yeah, I think it's. It's. I mean, I love what they've, like. I can be like, hey, I want to be creative today.
A
Yeah. You feel that? Because I always thought certain ones.
B
Yes, Certain ones, yeah.
A
It actually makes you.
B
But I've had weed turn on me recently, which is funny where I'm just like, the world's out to get me.
A
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B
Dude, have you talked to Schultzy?
A
No. He's been going through it. Huh?
B
I don't know if he's going through it.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
I haven't heard going through it.
A
Yeah.
B
But I just want to know your opinion on it.
A
He was, he was good on, On Charlemagne. I thought he was really good on that. I. I thought the clip on Flagrant where he was.
B
Oh, he did Breakfast Club.
A
No, him. And he has brilliant idiots with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was good on that. Like, like calling out Kendrick for the south park thing is, I think, like, I would have hammered that. Like, you're, you know, have you heard about what that. That comedy is with. With Kendrick and South Park? No, it's like a romantic comedy where a black guy goes home, he's dating a white girl, and he goes home with the white girl, and they find out that, like, her ancestors owned his ancestors. So it's like a full blown, like, slave comedy. And so it's kind of tough to be throwing stones.
B
Let's take a step back and compare that to get out.
A
Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying. And I'm cool with that as well, but you also think you can't be talking, you know, about what, what jokes you can and can't make. If that's.
B
But he's talking about a white man talking about black women. Yeah, but you know what I mean. I mean, yeah, he hired producers that are white, but at the same time, I don't know. I don't know if it's the same, but, you know, I don't know if it's the same.
A
I think if you're going to.
B
And listen, I support comedy And Schultz, I've known him since I was 19 years old. I don't know if you've ever seen Schultz with his pin straight hair. I've known him for a long time, and I just, like, never thought we'd just get to the place where we're talking about raping gangster rappers.
A
That was a little weird. I was gonna say. That was the part I love.
B
That's where a little bit stranger.
A
I was like, I wouldn't have gone that direction.
B
I'm gonna.
A
You and you can't stop it. Okay, okay. Did you see ice Cube son. O'Shea Jackson when he tweeted, like. He was just like, this dude's weird.
B
And I heard there was another back and forth with that.
A
Yeah. And then he. Well, he was like, you, like, you're weird, talking about, like, another man. And then he was like, why don't you look up the lyrics to no Vaseline by your dad? But that. That. I would just not have gone that angle.
B
No, I think he had another response to that. He had another response to that.
A
To. To. To that. To Ice Cubes kid. Yeah. I mean, I. How do you feel? I'm at the point where I used to be like, never apologize.
B
So I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you a very real story. Do you remember back in the day when that brown kid went to school with a clock in a suitcase?
A
Yes.
B
And it became a big thing.
A
Yes.
B
I was actually against it. I was like, his teacher told him not to bring it into school. He shouldn't have brought it. Whatever. And people were claiming that it was xenophobic and all this other stuff and whatnot. And during that time, I was on the Nightly show with Larry Wilmore, and Ice T was on the show that night, and me and Ice T went back and forth. And then Ice T told the story about how he was in Vegas and he bought a clock that looked like a bomb that he put on the chimney of the. Of the hotel while he was there. And they did like, a bomb. They swept the whole thing. And me and him didn't agree on things. And he basically came at me and was like, well, I think you're stupid, and it's a very left liberal show. So everybody started clapping. I was like, this is coming from a man that has a clock looking like a bomb. And so, like, we had. It was definitely uncomfortable. And that weekend, I was opening for Chappelle at the Shoreline Amphitheater. It was like, me che segura. It was such a Show. It was so fun. Chris Tucker was. And it was one of Chappelle's first big shows back. And at that show in the green room, I had somebody come up to me and being like, yo, I heard you're talking about iced tea. I wouldn't do that. And I just knew from the tone of it, like, yeah, let's not do that no more. Yeah. It's fair. These guys actually come from a place.
A
Yeah. Where they don't fuck around.
B
They know young people. They know people. And it's just like, I don't ever think, like, I. And I pray that nothing ever happens, but, like, you got to be careful with real gangsters.
A
Yeah, yeah. No around.
B
Because if we. They. We might all be in the same place right now, but we all didn't get in the room doing the same stuff. And that's like, that's.
A
You come up a different life.
B
You know, there's children involved, wives involved, and it's like, yeah. That's how I kind of try to step forward when I go after my comedy and when I want to, like, stretch Bean.
A
Controversial.
B
Controversial, yeah.
A
But from a point of view, beyond, like, safety. Like, from a point of view of. I remember being like, you know, intent is everything, and if you're trying to be funny and it doesn't work, like, that's part of it, and you should never have to apologize. Blah, blah, blah. I'm at a point now where I'm like, I don't know if the whole room is telling you something. You probably went too far or you probably missed the joke or whatever. I just don't think there's anything wrong at this point with being like, my bad. I don't know. I went a little too far with it.
B
But Schultz has always said his favorite comic was Patrice O'Neill. Somebody that just went over the edge every single time, went for it every time he had a chance. So that. The fact that he's doing.
A
Totally.
B
It's not surprising to me.
A
Not at all.
B
It's been. It's been his thing, and he's kind of been a master at it. He sold out the Garden how many times?
A
Yeah. No, I mean, he's.
B
Now it's just about having security marketer.
A
So it's almost like he. He is, you know, lives in the definition of no such thing as bad publicity because he'll turn it all into a good. You know, he was like, on. On. On. Brilliant idiots being like, I got a number one record. You're welcome, Kendrick. I made you go.
B
But also remember, like, let's look back on the conversation Charlamagne had with Six Nine about inviting energy. He has a very deep conversation with Six9 before he got locked up on that RICO case and hanging out with gang members and all this. That he's like, remember the energy you're inviting. And I think that should be something that. That he thinks about as well.
A
Yeah, I just.
B
And by the way, he's somebody I talked to and he's a great friend. Like, we text.
A
No, no, no. Yeah.
B
I mean, and I just.
A
I'm also. But I mean it from a point of view of like, just peace of mind at this point. It's like, especially at barstool in the early years, it was like, there's so many times of, like, people being upset about a joke and us being like, well, that's comedy. And like, we don't care. And then you're fighting it and you're. And, you know, you're polarizing and people are coming at you and you're going back at them and it's like, I just. God bless you if you still got the energy to do that. But I'd rather. I'd rather just be like, I don't know, man. Yeah, my bad. Like, to that group. I'm sorry. Whatever, man.
B
Well, dude, I've never done the Internet thing until recently.
A
Don't do it. Stay away. Stay away.
B
It's been good to me.
A
Okay, good.
B
It's been good to me. But it's also just like. It's also just like making sure you stay out of the comments.
A
Yeah, well, that's.
B
That's what's for us is what we post. What is for them is the comments and how they take it.
A
Yes. If you can do that, then yeah. But it. But it's easier said than done for a lot of people, and I understand that.
B
Yeah.
A
There's a lot when it. And especially, you know, when you really get caught up in something where all of a sudden it's, you know, being talked about.
B
Threats.
A
Yeah.
B
To your family and physical threats to your family.
A
It's scary. That's the. Where I'm also like. It's just. I don't know. It's not worth it. Yeah. You know, to me, God forbid, it's 99.9%. It's just somebody fucking dicking around. But if there is anything wherever happened and it was like, because I was standing my ground on some stupid joke.
B
Yeah. It's not worth the time.
A
Not fucking.
B
But I've never really seen it come to. I've never seen it really come to that. So.
A
But just for from the again, which.
B
Is interesting because like after, like I would say it was probably worse for our Shafir.
A
Yeah. But Ari is almost like looking for it. You know what I mean?
B
Yeah, but Ari, Ari did the Kobe thing and never got touched and that was probably worse than what Andrew did.
A
Yeah. I mean, what do you mean by got touched though? Like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Like you're saying.
B
So if, if that was like, oh, man, he lives in la. That's.
A
You're out in la.
B
Yeah.
A
I mean, then he came out in the, in the Jersey with his dick out at kil.
B
Tony, dude, I, I listen, man.
A
In LA with his dick out and there was like a 13 year old in the crowd and people were like, that's technically exposing yourself to a minor that's already shafir for you. And Eddie was like telling the story.
B
I gotta take a long sip.
A
I just, I did it for so long of like before, before, like woke culture.
B
But is it everybody just trying to get the grab? That's what I wonder now, like, is it, is it, is that what's going to get everybody's attention on the Internet and that's what's going to sell more tickets and rest of that? So it's like probably we're being kind of pushed to these lengths by, by the people consuming it, but at the same time it's like, are you ready to, are you ready to go down that lane?
A
Yeah. To me, again, if I was. When I was young, I did it all the time. Stood up for every joke, pushed every button, fought every fight, clowned every person. And now, like, if I want to and I feel, you know, strongly about it, I'll still do it to this day. But if something goes left, if I go too far, if you know people, you have to talk about this, you talk about that. It's like I don't have to, I don't have to do anything anymore. I feel like I've done it long enough where I've proved what I am and what I'm not. You know, my intent, you know who I am. I've, you know, it's like, especially on the Internet where everything is like cyclical, where it's like, oh, I've seen this story before. It's like you change a couple names, you change a couple details. But like I've. This story has happened before, this joke has happened before this, this video. You know what I mean? And it's like I've done All this. And I've. I've said my piece a million times. So, like, I just don't feel that I have to do anything anymore. You know what I mean? Whereas in the beginning I was kind of like, I have to comment on everything. I have to joke about everything. I'm not gonna stand down on any topic. And now it' what am I gonna gain? You know, in the beginning, when you're building a company or making a reputation, I get it. But once you're there, it's kind of like, I don't know, I just don't see the benefits, returns. You know what I mean?
B
Yeah.
A
Like, there was a point at Barstool, like, these guys are funny.
B
They push the other competition here. Wasn't that, like, the competition, like, within the people that work here?
A
Yeah. Yes.
B
So it's like, you don't have to. You don't have to prove yourself too much, but there's somebody sitting out there at a desk that's ready to fucking crash.
A
That person should. They should crash out. They should make their. Their name known.
B
Dude, you're like, absolutely. You're like head of antifa.
A
I just. I remember, like, there was. There was a time when I. I wrote a blog once that there was a story about two parents that were both blind and they had a baby. And like, CPS came in kind of being like, this isn't really safe to have two blind parents and a baby. And it was very controversial about like, well, what are you saying? These people can't have babies. And I wrote a blog being like, I don't. It was more about, like, I don't understand how fucking blind people live at all. I can't even fathom it. Right? Let alone both of you are blind and you got a kid. I was like, you don't know if that kid's at the top of the stairs reaching for fire, whatever. And the blind community found that. And this was like, I think maybe.
B
A month into the job, bro, they found it.
A
Well, that. So that's my. The whole point is I'm writing a blog being like, how'd they even read this? How do they even know what's going on? And. And it became like, this thing for, like, years on end. I was like, you know, raging against the blind community, and they were raging against me. And. And then I did that. I did it with blind people. I did it with Hondurans. I've done it with, like, all these different groups of people.
B
How many times have you had to say sorry? Truly?
A
Only once. What it was, there was an old video of us talking about Kaepernick when he first was protesting. And I was saying, I was like, I don't even think this guy's black. And I said, he said, he looks like a terrorist.
B
And that didn't go, oh, no, yeah, that's pretty bad.
A
But that was an example. I was like, I listened back to it and I was like, that was garbage. It was, it was, it was not delivered well. It was low hanging fruit. It was trash, you know, And I.
B
Was like, oh, yeah.
A
And I was like, that sucked. I'm sorry. You know what I mean? And people never, never apologize. And it's like, if, if I feel that I should, I will, I will never. You know what I mean?
B
Yeah.
A
Like, if you, if you feel like you shouldn't, fine. If you feel like you should and you're like not going to because of like, you know, some rules or unspoken this or that in comedy, it's like, I don't know. That was a shitty joke. That was, that was like, you know, low hanging fruit and poorly delivered and did nothing but just like be hateful. You know what I mean? I didn't mean it to be that way, but the way it came across was that way.
B
So. No, dude, I've definitely done adjustments, especially in the last couple years of just like making sure that it's like, I don't want people walking out angry. That's not why I got dressed tonight.
A
Yeah, that. Well, that's. And I, I think there's also a point in your career as a comic, a blogger, a video influencer, whatever, where you're like, I don't care if they walk out. And that's cool too. If you're at that point in your, in your career and you want to like push that, that agenda. But I'm just at a point where I'm like, to me, it ain't worth the stress, you know?
B
Yeah. And I think comedy is in that weird space. I watched somebody recently that has a comedy. Like, he's been around forever and he was saying that he got something in from a PR that was about the comic being canceled. Like he wanted to do an interview about being canceled and the guy had not been canceled yet.
A
So it was like a goal of it.
B
They were like planning on like. Yeah.
A
And they were intentionally say something.
B
Yes.
A
And this is like a well known comic you're talking about.
B
I don't know. He wouldn't give up the name. But this guy doesn't lie. He's been a reporter in comedy for a very, very long time.
A
So he. This guy was like, I'm going to go.
B
And a very reputable. Like, one of the people that, like, when people do SP specials, everybody listens to this guy's opinion on them.
A
And he. So he was like, I'm gonna go say something.
B
Got my first pr. He's like, I got my first PR hit from a comic that's trying to go into the world of being canceled so he can move his stuff over to another. Another group of people.
A
Interesting.
B
Yeah.
A
Now, part of me thinks that's. It's. I think it's lame to be inflammatory. To be inflammatory. If you. If I say something that I think is funny and it strikes a nerve with all you. And you're upset.
B
Yeah, sorry.
A
I found that funny. You did? But if I'm like, I'm trying to make you. I'm trying to push your buttons, and I'm saying that I either don't think is funny, or I'm just going gratuitous over the top. I think that's kind of like. But then I also think there's. I think it's. If you're, like, playing it like, I need. I need to move my audience or I need to, like, change, like, levels, and I'm gonna do it this way, then I feel like I think we'll.
B
See a lot more of that in the next couple. Next couple of years.
A
So you think that getting canceled. So what would be the logic there?
B
You get canceled for the benefit of.
A
Because, like, your comedy fans are like. Yeah, yeah. Because it is, I mean, almost repetitive.
B
Dude, I'm not kidding you. Like, I'll give you his name off air.
A
Just say, we'll believe it.
B
No, no, no. Not playing that game.
A
I would never do you dirty like that. I would always believe it. I. I mean, almost everybody that is a singer, entertainer, comic. If you're good enough and you get caught up in that, you almost always raise.
B
Yeah. Because public opinion now is. Is. You can see it.
A
Yeah. I mean, it's almost like it's a good thing, though. You know what I mean?
B
Like, not really. Because, I mean, the assassin is beloved.
A
Well, that's. If you get assassinated, it's definitely not worth it.
B
Just depends who.
A
Yeah. I mean, I remember talking to Shane in the beginning, but, I mean, people.
B
Tried to do it with Trump. People tried to do it with Trump when he first got assassinated. There's people that, like, took huge. Ls talking about that.
A
Yeah.
B
The guy that was working with Jack Black. Jack Black. Had to step away from concerts.
A
Right.
B
Just because of what this guy said on stage. And it was a four sentence, like a four word sentence. It's. I mean, yes.
A
No joke.
B
So it's weird that like on one side it works, another side it doesn't. It depends who it is.
A
Yeah, it's got to be well, well orchestrated, you know, but man, that's gonna be interesting. Now I'm. Now I'm gonna be waiting for some so to get canceled. That's fake.
B
Yeah, dude, it's. I think we're gonna fall more and more into that.
A
Yeah, that's lame though.
B
Yeah. No, but it's the game. People are trying to get rich. A lot of people aren't funny. A lot of people are just in the, in the place right now, dude.
A
There's a lot of people in your place.
B
Dude, it's wild.
A
You hate it.
B
What do you mean?
A
Like, there's somebody. Like, I go back and forth sometimes. I'm like, yo, if you can sell tickets, you rent out this room. You can sell tickets because you've had a 20 year comedy career. A 20 year Internet career. A 20 minute Internet career. If you can sell the tickets, you can sell the tickets. But then sometimes there's part of me that's like, I don't know, there should be some like barrier of entry.
B
I love one of my agents and he said this and I pray he probably hate that I'll fucking say it on here. But he said when he started, Bilber and Greg Geraldo were no. No one. And Carlos Mencia, the blue collar and Dane Cook were at the top of the game. He goes, it works in a cycle. The hacks are back.
A
Yeah.
B
And like, I look, I look around and I see things. But you do have to play the game. And I lucky enough, I teamed up with the homeless pimp. Man. He's the best and he's so good. We've been working for two months. He's picked me up 50,000 followers in two months. My numbers are out of control. It's been so fun. But also just like to hand over somebody. Your social media, not worry about it. Know that it's taken care of. He came off of Nate Bar gets his tour. He came off like. And he just like, he came to me being like, ricky, enough. Yeah, do something with your social media. He's like, this is ridiculous. You have to do something. And then we just started up our stuff and it's just been so fun. And he is, dude, on the subway, I saw some girl watching My clip. This is. I took a clip of a picture over her shoulder, she said, and it totally looked like I took a picture of her breast. I was not doing that. No.
A
I mean, he's. He's a great. There's a. There's two sides to it of, like, the actual production and that, but, like, also just, like, the motivation of, like, I know how to do it. Here's how we're gonna distribute it. All I need you to do is do it, you know?
B
Yeah.
A
And. And I'll.
B
You have to do the work. You have to do the work and.
A
Right.
B
The best thing is we've done nothing but old material in the new podcast. So in the new year, we're just doing all new. We just come out all new. Stand up.
A
Wow.
B
And it's just gonna be. It's gonna be so fun. I go on the road with a Z's after that for March, April, and then I go into my own tour.
A
Wow.
B
Yeah. This year's gonna be fun. I'm excited. It's been very cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
And do you think you would have done all that without Pimp or no Shot? Really?
B
No Shot. I was. I mean, listen, man, I've made a lot of my money in the last couple years writing, so, like, it's been nice to step back from Stand up and do it when I want to have fun, but at the same time, like, learning that I can go on the road and do this stuff and grab some extra money on these weekends and go travel where I want to travel and perform, it can. It's going to be a lot of fun. And, like, people are asking me to come out, so, like, I'm pumped. I'm pumped. And the new shit is crazy, man.
A
One of the best.
B
But the best part now is, like, you know, with how everything is, it's like, why not throw it all against the wall? And it's just so fun. And, like, there's no producer or this person or that person or this person telling me how to do it. So it's been nice.
A
Dude, A guy like Pimp, who, like, he just gets the Internet, understands the.
B
He also makes you uncomfortable around the camera.
A
Yeah. That's a huge. I can pretty much only be in front of the camera with, like, the two guys I work with. Like, if it's not her or this other guy, Pabs, like, I just feel awkward, and I'm like, if I. If I got to do multiple takes, I feel like, you know, I don't know.
B
Yeah.
A
Once. If you can get beyond that, with somebody, it's like, invaluable.
B
Yeah, no, he's. He's the best. And we've been doing insane work. It's so funny because, like, his name's Mike Lavin, but everybody knows him as the homeless pimp.
A
Yeah.
B
And like, I heard Chris DiStefano tell a story about, like, how his kids call him pimp. Yeah, I mean, like, he's at school, school being like, pimp mom and Chris. And I'm like, yeah, we got to call you Mike in my house, man. My kid goes to private school.
A
If you really push me, I would. I would not have known Mike.
B
Really.
A
I would have just said, I mean, he's in my phone as homeless pimp.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so funny. I try to keep. I try to keep it at Mike just so I'm not like, talking like that in front of my kid.
A
I got it. We got a guy here who is. We call him Steve and his name's Ryan.
B
Why? He was quiet and then tell anybody his real name when he first got here.
A
Yep.
B
Wow.
A
Yes.
B
I feel like that can happen to a few people.
A
No, listen to this. It's even worse. He. He used to call in our radio show when he was really young. So he was 15 when he called in. And we knew him as this 15 year old Steve. And it was funny because he. He was a young. At that point, Barstool hadn't like blown up to the point that we had. Old and young. It was like the same demo. So all of a sudden when we found out that like, like kids were listening and following, it was like a big deal. And so we. He would regularly call and be like, 15 year old Steve's on the line. So then he. Now he's 22, so he's graduating, he's coming for a job, but we call him.
B
In other words, 15 year old Dave Point and I has been in touch with a 15 year old.
A
So like, so Ari comes here and I'm like, that's 15 year old Steve. And he's like, does that mean? He was like, come sit on my lap, 15 year old Steve. I was like, oh, no, of course, Ari. Of course, dude. But like, in my mind I'm like, that's just his nickname. When I realized that I'm talking to other people, I'm telling you that it's like a little boy. It's my associate. He's only 15.
B
Just as long as his parents.
A
It's not much better when I'm like, no, no, he's 22. Don't worry.
B
He's after he became a real man and he looks.
A
Yeah, yeah. I am trying to always keep up with the next thing, though. I was. I was. I'm trying to get you in on my. My AI plot, bro.
B
A lot of people around me would be upset if I got into the AI world.
A
No, no. See, this is the problem.
B
People view my brother's graphic artist.
A
Huh?
B
My brother's a graphic artist and a very, like, decorated one. Done great work.
A
Like, no one is like, what I'm doing with AI is not like, let's replace artists with fucking AI.
B
Mm.
A
What I'm doing is, like, you can use it to just manage all of your content in a. In so much of a better way and. And, like, help you create your content and just. I think that when people think of AI or any technology as replacing something, rather than just, how can I use this to make my life easier and better? It's like, just think of it that way and you'll be so far ahead of the game. My homies, AI being like, yeah, I. You know, I can make a song that sucks. Nobody likes that.
B
My oldest homie, he's about to turn 50 next year, but he looks 70. It's great. I love him. He's so funny. Oh, shout out Danny Palmer. And dude. He's the funniest dude in the world. But, like, chat GPT. Chat gtp, GPT. All right. Whatever it is, has taken over his life completely. It's insane. He'll be like, where should I go for my 50th birthday? And now we're just going on an AI trip at this point, bro. It's unbelievable how he uses it. He has it, like, he uses it for everything. And how to get through his. His calendar set. It's wild, bro. He's just swallowed by the technology.
A
When you're man. Anything to get you through the day. Come on, dude.
B
I think AI is great for eulogies.
A
Just.
B
Just eulogies. When you're asked not to do. When you're asked to do one for someone you barely know, just give them the Cliff Notes. They make it a little bit more sensitive.
A
No, I mean, the thing I'm working on is. Is actually I'm.
B
It's for editing.
A
Yeah.
B
Making the world of. Yeah.
A
Like, for. For someone like us. I have thousands of hours of backlog shit, you know, and every time you're on the Internet, you watch a clip that goes viral. It could be from two minutes ago, it could be from 20 years ago. It doesn't really matter, you know, as long as the subject matter is there and it's funny. So I'm like, we've got also, you know, we were interviewing all of you guys, all the comics before, like the major boom, you know, so it's like we did well with those, but if we, you know, we were almost two ahead of the games. And it's like I got all you guys hours and hours and hours of shit that I can just recycle and put out there when it's timely, when the topics we talk about go viral again. And now AI can like look through the whole fucking catalog like that. Dude.
B
You like. You don't like as much as it important in your world, like of just like content and the rest of that and making it like. I'm not kidding you. I've had producers before, sending me a deal, asked to see my engagement.
A
Yeah.
B
So it's like they're asking you basically, how much are you worth? Yeah. It's wild to see. I believe it happened to me two movies ago where I was like, holy shit, like, I need to start taking care of this. Yeah.
A
I mean it is. It's the way of the world now.
B
It's how people. I mean, the only TV more interesting the more. The only screen more interesting than your television is your phone. You sit there with the TV on with another screen in front of you.
A
It's one in one.
B
Like you have to.
A
Yeah, Yep.
B
You have to participate in it. And I didn't want to. I didn't want to. But there's ways of going about it where you don't have to take away everything from yourself. That's the thing and that's what Pimp was really good for me.
A
You can use. It's the same thing with AI too. It's like you're not. I'm not replacing what I do. I'm making it 10 times easier so I can make 10 times as much. You know, that kind of stuff to me is.
B
I was just talking to Jeff Foxworthy. I got to do a show with him, man, in Atlanta, where he kicks it.
A
Yeah.
B
And he was saying he has like nine hours of unreleased material from his whole entire career. I was like, yeah, you need to put that up.
A
Yeah.
B
Like all that just needs to go.
A
Totally.
B
Yeah.
A
In. In one way or you know, it could be even. I think the Stefano is doing something like every Sunday he puts up a new. A new clip of his stand up of just like material that's not quite good to. Good enough to Be like on a special, but not like throwaway shit. And it's just like, new stand up all the time. Because I know. I know so many people.
B
I think Josh Johnson is the one that's really killing it right now. Like, Josh Johnson is on a different level, and he's doing new shit at such a high level that, like. And putting it out there and just selling out everywhere.
A
I get that you don't want all the burn material and, you know, you want people to see it in the right. In the club and in the right.
B
Format, but his stuff is pop culture. Josh gets up there and just does an hour, breaking down the whole Diddy case.
A
Right.
B
Like, it's good. Have you seen it yet?
A
No.
B
Check out Josh Johnson. Like, his Internet stuff that he's decided to do is incredible.
A
I mean, you just see so many more people see it on the Internet.
B
Yeah. And if you put it with the right production into it and enough care and it'll sound good.
A
Right.
B
Like you're gonna sit around and ask the crowd what they do for a job.
A
That. That I think is where I think that's cut.
B
I think that's.
A
I think that was.
B
I think we passed that break.
A
Breaking point was the. The crowd work stuff was like.
B
Yeah.
A
It started out, you know, cool, a couple good moments, and then it became like either a. Not really.
B
Imagine if the assassin got hit with some crowd work in between. What do you do for a living? Just clock the comic dude, that third one, man, when he. When he fixed that gun, bro, that's some scary. He's not a professional. Yes.
A
He knows what the he's doing. He gave me a gun.
B
He's at least semi pro. Right. That he's playing in Europe.
A
All right. As I was saying to my boy Ricky, I am always trying to be one step ahead of the game. I'm always trying to see what's next and be on that wave. I was ahead of the curve on podcasting. I was ahead of the curve on social media green screens. I was ahead of the curve on the comedy podcast space. And now I think I'm onto my biggest thing yet in the AI world. I'm working with a company called opus. On Monday, December 16th, I'm going to be doing kind of like a live stream presentation talk on how to integrate this company and their AI into the content creation world. If you are a content creator, if you are starting out, if you are a veteran, if you are trying to make new content and you're trying to manage old content, this company is going to revolutionize the world. I believe it in my bones. Everyone we've showed it to understands that this technology is crazy. And so I'm going to be presenting it and talking about it on Monday, December 16th. Check the link in the bio on YouTube or go to my social media page at KFC Barstool. You'll find the link. You have to sign up to be able to. It's free, but you have to sign up to get the link to watch. So if you can make it on the 16th, cool. If not, still I could use your support. Please click the link and sign up because the more names I get, the better. So help your boy out and come listen. If you're looking to get involved in the next big thing in content creation and the AI Space Express if you're looking to dress nice for the holidays, you got to have a holiday party. You're gonna go, you're gonna be around your family, you're gonna go out to see friends. You want to look sharp for any of these Christmas parties. Express has got you covered now. They've got the merino wool sweaters, 100% wool, high quality, nice and comfy. Still looks sharp, perfect for the holiday season. Maybe get hot like me. You don't want to wear the sweater. You want to dress in some layers. They've got the button up shirts, the 1mx button ups, all sorts of different colors, stretch material. If you want to play it real casual, they got the Pima cotton T shirts and you can all pair it together with either some casual jeans, they got the hyper stretch material, or you can get a modern tech suit which is the blazer with the pants. These tech suits you can wear every single day. You can machine wash them, you can machine dry them. So it's more for the everyday working man who wants to look sharp when going to work, but also, you know, you don't want to dry clean it every day. You don't have a new suit for every day. You can buy the tech suits and you can keep them in your daily rotation. Whether it's for you or for someone else. This love for a loved one. This season Express has got you covered. They've been dressing guys like me for, I don't know, it's gotta be like 40 years now that they've been in business. So you know there's a reason why they're still out here doing it, because they deliver the goods. So go to express.com or shop in person at Express this holiday season. Make sure you get the clothes for all occasions@express.com Factor Meals Surviving Barstool is back. It reminds me of my season last year where every meal I ate a Factor meal. And my God, I still think about the buffalo chicken dip. I still think about the Baja chicken. I still think about the, the steak. It was like an Angus beef steak with some roasted potatoes. The salmon, oh, my God, the Baja salmon. Then they had the breakfast with the. They had different flavored pancakes. They had like orange pancakes, blueberry pancakes. I mean, factor is one of the all time great inventions in cuisine because all of these meal prep things, if you're not cooking them, if they're just like microwavable, they always come out trash. Somehow. Factor has gourmet meals that are microwavable and it doesn't overcook them, it doesn't dry them out. It's amazing. You can still have like a juicy steak after popping it in the microwave for two minutes. You can have fish that you leave in your, in your fridge and you microwave it. Delicious. It is a miracle what factor does to me. It's the best. And you don't have to cook any of it. It is all right there in the tray with one of the best menus in the game from snacks, desserts, meals, different types of. If you're, if you have different diets, different whatever, they've got you completely covered and it's no mess, no stress and you stay well fed. Right now you can get 50% off when you go to FactorMeals.com 50KFC 50KFC and use promo code 50KFC. You have to eat. You don't want to go shopping. You don't want to spend money on groceries. You don't want to have to cook, you don't want to have to do dishes, but you still want to eat well. Factor is for you, truly. Factor meals.com 50kfc promo code 50kfc. Are you. Are you still working with Judd Apatow?
B
I know you're right with him chilling, man. I just did the Beacon with them. I went out to Atlanta to do some benefits. Yeah, we got some stuff going.
A
I'm one of the best, like, odd couples I've ever seen.
B
Dude, it's so funny. It's just so fun. He just lets me be me around him and it's really, really fun.
A
Are you. Do you write, like, what do you write with him? Like your.
B
So right now me and him don't have a project going together. He. He has something going on. I actually started working with Judah Miller who I met during King of Staten island, and I'm actually working with David Bernard, who's the producer on White Lotus.
A
Oh.
B
So we just figured out something that we're going into together, and we're really excited about it, and that, like, came all together at a week before Thanksgiving.
A
Wow.
B
So, yeah, I'll have more on that coming in the next couple weeks. But it's been. It's been a lot of fun.
A
So. So you think so are you. You said primarily you've been making money of writing.
B
Yeah.
A
But you think that's, like, your main thing from now on, or you just kind of float back and forth when.
B
You want to flow Back and forth when not riding. Yeah. It's been nice because it's.
A
That's nice. If it's like.
B
I did a movie this summer, which was really sick. I did the now you see me 3mm with Woody Harrelson. Yeah. Do some scenes with Woody.
A
That's like, that dude.
B
Woody's the man, man.
A
Yeah, he's cool.
B
He's the coolest guy ever. I'll tell this story only because I've seen people tell stories about him.
A
Okay.
B
Last day of shooting, he's like, ricky, I reckon you smoke weed. You got me pinned, man. And. But I hadn't smoked since I got to Budapest because I don't bring weed to other countries.
A
Smart man.
B
And he's like, when we get back to set, let's smoke. And it's our last day, and I was like, awesome. About to go smoke weed with Woody. And we have a bucket list, dude. Like, straight up, like, this is. This is it. And there's one lane here, and another lane is, like, a mile away. You can see it in the distance. And Woody gets out before me, and two cars ahead of me gets into a car accident. And I'm stuck behind it for 40 minutes. So, dude, I get back to base camp, where all of our trailers are, and they. I had. They have to cover all my tattoos, so I have makeup all over me, but I'm like, like it. I'm going home with this makeup on today. I have to catch Woody. I go by his trailer. His car is gone.
A
No.
B
And I'm broken. I'm like. I'm in the middle of the farms in Budapest. These things. I haven't smoked in weeks. This is my last day traveling. And then I go back to my trailer, and he rolled me Js and left them for me. Dude. Wow. What a guy. This is the coolest way this could have went.
A
I was gonna say second to, like, smoking with him.
B
And, dude, they were sloppy. Like, roll, too. And it's just such a Woody roll. Like, looked like he did it in one hand, like this. It was just, like, amazing. But, yeah, working with him, how serious he takes the script. Like, how. Like, how much fun. And then, like, in the beginning, they were like, stick to script. And then they're like, yo, Woody. Like, we were working with Reuben Fleischer. Actually, Santino's in the movie, too, but we're working with Ruben Fleischer. He had done. He had done Venom. He had done a few of these other movies with Eisenberg and whatnot. And he. He was like, yo, he's from the Apatow people. Like, he likes to do, like, improv. And then I just spent the next two days just. No, but, like, competition with Woody of, like, who can make who laughed.
A
That's.
B
And it was so fun. And, like, he would hear things and be like, say that every time now, like, he. He's that involved with the script, which was really.
A
Dude, watching guys like that who, you know are funny, but then they could do serious. And, like, you just like, when you reach a certain age where you've been in the game for so long, and it's like, oh, they can do. They can do it all, you know? Bro, these guys are professional.
B
You get lost in that. Those baby blues he has. Bro, that guy has some eyes on him.
A
He's been doing it for a long time now.
B
Real long time. Real long time. And he's cool as hell.
A
He was great in True Detective. I love that.
B
Oh, yeah, dude. G's just great everywhere he goes. Like, it can. He can be anywhere. He's just awesome, and everybody loves him. That's the other thing. You meet those guys and you're like, okay, that's. Yeah, that's good.
A
Yeah.
B
I mean, sometimes you meet somebody and.
A
You'Re like, I want to say that's a guy who. If he did not live up to the hype and if he was kind of like an or whatever, that would crush. You know what I mean? Yeah, that would suck. They would find out that, like, Woody Harrelson's not like Woody Harrelson. You know, who's. The. Who's the. Who's, like, the most you've ever been disappointed by.
B
It's funny. I've definitely softened towards it, but it was Louis before the case. Louis before. Before he got caught taking out his dick. He was never nice before that.
A
Really?
B
Yeah. Yeah. And that's why I think a lot of people cheered against Him?
A
Yeah. And not specifically to you, you just mean.
B
No, no specifically to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just didn't get along at first. But we've, we've like over time have like, we're cordial, we say hi, you'll ask me about my son. Like he's, he's a cool guy now, but I think like there was definitely a place where he was just on such a level where he wasn't even not trying to be around nobody.
A
Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, funny how that, you know, sometimes you get knocked down.
B
I think it had to do a lot with like why, like it went so far and. Yeah, yeah. Being like that, right? Dude, I mean there's that, there's that Jimmy Fallon like interview between him and. Have you ever seen it?
A
I don't think so.
B
Where Louis tells him on Fallon that he didn't give him a job because he was too good looking. And Fallon like sits there and he's like, oh, like you watch Fallon process. What the, what the. I wanted that job. I was a young kid. I want. Yeah.
A
Wow. Yeah, that's shitty.
B
I mean, dude, some people, some people, some people, I mean this job is competition. People take it to a different level. But like. Yeah.
A
And then I mean once, once the hate train is out, like we were talking the other day about just how many people hate Drake right now.
B
Well, it's the sad part about Jay Z is no matter what, even if he's completely innocent, he's always going to have this stain.
A
There are people who want that to be true.
B
Yeah.
A
Like if I could say to you.
B
That all has to come from the right too, dude. There's so much of like these celebrities in Hollywood and this and that. So like all that, right, Is them being like, look, we told you, right? They're killing babies, they're drinking blood.
A
I think if I could say to them, like, would you rather there be no child victim or you get to like pin Jay Z but there is like rape occurred? I think they would be like, we want that.
B
Do you know Gavin? Gavin Matts?
A
I don't think so.
B
He posted the other day, 500000 or dinner with Jay Z?
A
I don't know, I mean hove came back so quickly that it makes me feel like he's probably, I don't know, like usually if you are guilty of something, you're a little more measured with your response. He like right away was putting out like a statement that was very kind of like casually written.
B
Well, you gotta understand like also with that with PR and The rest of that, they knew that was coming. Yeah, that's been. Yeah, that's been something that their companies. Crisis PR and the rest of.
A
See, the problem though is like, I. I don't know, there does seem to be some weird, fishy circumstances with that. But what people are going to start doing is being like, hey, it's a little weird that he was like, hanging out with Beyonce, like, right when she turned 18. You know what I mean? Like, even if, Even if, like, those charges don't stick, they start to look at like the rest of everything you do and how you behave.
B
Yeah. Then there's been. There's been a bunch of that around. Rap Forever rap dodged the Me Too movement. Seems like the reckoning's here.
A
Right? Right. But you know, like, imagine being Drake who, like, you know. Yes, there's some weird fucking. He was on stage with that girl for his never. Like, that was weird. But like, when there's. When Diddy is like an actual pedophile and. And everyone's like, running around calling you the pedophile. That would drive me fucking insane, dude.
B
I mean, he's definitely not having a good year.
A
Drake is not having a good year.
B
But also super bowl is going to be brutal for him.
A
But also, I like, he is. His hate is, like, fueling the amount of people who hate him is putting Kendrick on another level.
B
But dude, the, the. The Drake. The. The Drake young girl thing has been a thing like the Louie takes out his dick thing that we have all heard, but we don't say anything about. Yeah, but like, for years.
A
Is there any, like, actual.
B
I don't know, just talking to Millie Bobby Brown is inappropriate.
A
Like, that is weird. I think that's very weird.
B
That's a weird behavior.
A
Right?
B
I've been on sets where like, like, there are younger people there. I stay away from them completely.
A
Right.
B
Just. Those are kids.
A
I don't even want to be in the same room alone with, like, some of the interns or something like that. Just being like.
B
I thought you were going to say the Rizzler, yo.
A
When he came here a couple months ago. No joke. I mean, a lot of famous people have come through this.
B
Yes.
A
I've never seen the office like it.
B
Okay, I want one of his dudes, changed his flights.
A
He was supposed to fly to somewhere and he was like, I got it. I gotta meet the Rizzler.
B
I was a huge Rizzler fan.
A
He's eight.
B
I'm really against the boom guy.
A
And the boom guy, the boom guy. They all came together okay.
B
Do you notice they all don't blink during every. Every video they post? None of them blink. They're just, dude, it's really scary. Justice, man. That kid's gonna have a rough, rough, rough life. I guess now the dad's just that. They wrestling once.
A
Yeah, wrestling's weird. The wrestling. I'm a wrestling fan. I just think it's weird.
B
I just think, like, that clip of.
A
When they were like, behind the scenes where the dad was like, no, say it this way, and then I'll say it that way, and then you say it this way, and it was like, oh, this kid probably hates.
B
Are they trolling at all?
A
I think they're very. Like, they're aware of what's. What's happening at this point. You know what I mean? I don't think they're like, just still like, let's do the boom videos because they're fun. I think they're like, let's. We need to keep this train rolling, you know? But, I mean, I. Dude, I couldn't believe it. I was like, fighterberg, he's. He's even less plugged in. Like, he doesn't know any of this. So they were like, do you want a cookie? And he was like, yeah, sure. Like, what kind of cookies you got? And they were like, double chocolate chunk cookies, bro. Like, what do you mean? And he was like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you, like, owned chocolate chip cookies. I didn't know that. You know what I mean? Like, these guys are acting like they invented chocolate cookies. I mean, has.
B
Does Costco even claim them?
A
I don't think so. I mean, they. You would think by now they would have done that, right? So there's a reason why they're not even.
B
I was talking to Sam Morrell, and he played in the celebrity game at the Knicks and whatnot. And he said the Rizzler came out. And he said. He looked over and Dolan was smiling year to year. Like, just looking at the wrestler.
A
The Rizzler is like, He's. He's. He's funny. He's like, I can. I can get down with that. The other one weird.
B
The other. The other one weirds me out. And I feel. I feel like justice is gonna go through a really hard stage that we're all gonna have to watch, and that's gonna make us all very sad.
A
It's gonna be a Netflix doc on that one day.
B
It's like. It's gonna be like, that homeless guy that had a good voice on the side. Of the road or the ax wielding hobo. Like it's gonna be one of those.
A
Yeah, back when going viral meant like you went viral.
B
Justice takes out the CEO of Costco. Everybody wants to be the boss, dude. Everybody wants to be the boss.
A
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B
Tour.
A
Tour with Aziz and then on your.
B
Own tour, which is the best tour. I love going on tour with Aziz. We just eat so good.
A
Yeah.
B
Before I met him, I never ate cheese. And he introduced me to cheese.
A
The whole genre of cheese.
B
Never fucked with any of it.
A
Nothing.
B
No. And then we just started playing a game which was called will Ricky eat it? And he takes me to all like these really nice restaurants and now I just eat a really nice, like cheeseburger.
A
You wouldn't have cheese?
B
No.
A
Grilled cheese.
B
You wouldn't have never had a grilled cheese. Actually, the first person grilled cheese is fire. Now eat grilled cheese. Yeah. I go to Bedford cheese and get some wild shit cheeses.
A
What's your favorite cheese?
B
They got that truffle one that's pretty wild. Why you have truffle?
A
I just don't like the taste of it.
B
Okay. It's, it's. It had a guacamole moment.
A
Yeah. Where it just.
B
And now it's forced on everything. Yeah, yeah, it's chilling now.
A
I'm having. I'm on this kick right now. I'm eating salt and pepper Sartori cheese. I don't even know. Oh, my God.
B
Where you getting that from? Little mozzarella. Drop that at your house.
A
There's a good. It's a Wegman's grocery store by me that has this cheese section that is.
B
Like, yeah, Wegman's in the city now.
A
Oh, yeah, yeah. Fire Wegmans.
B
No, it's definitely a game changer. Game changer.
A
For the real deal. You'll spend, like, 500 in there. But it is. It is.
B
Is it really considered expensive?
A
I mean, it's. Everything is.
B
Everything in the city is expensive. So I'm just, like, crazy.
A
Where are you living?
B
What? I live three blocks away from here, bro. But the other thing is, like, I like that New York City now has airport prices, so when you go to the airport, everything just the same price.
A
There's no stickers.
B
It's like, oh, this is up.
A
This is just regular.
B
No, we're just walking around. Delta prices everywhere. Shout out Delta. Love Delta.
A
Delta. We're a Delta company, too.
B
Are you?
A
Yeah, we do a lot of Delta.
B
Dude, Delta's the best. You ever fly any of those others? Yuck.
A
Not really, to be honest, I'm always on Delta.
B
Yeah. I mean, they don't hit all the routes, but they're pretty solid.
A
Yeah. For. For. You know what I'm doing? Yeah, it's like the major spots. Are you an Austin guy? You go to Austin a lot?
B
My brother's down there. There.
A
Really?
B
Yeah, he's a graphic artist, and he's worked for some, like, huge companies. He's really talented. He's really impressive.
A
Probably better, bro. Whatever.
B
Yeah, I mean, he's just the man. And so I go down there to visit, but I've never. The only time I've ever done stand up there, which is interesting, was during south by Southwest, which is a very liberal. Liberal festival. So I've never, like, gotten to go do, like, the other world of it that exists. I'm gonna definitely make my way down there soon. Yeah, I mean, me and Shane are cool. Like, I got people down there. It'll be a fun time. Yeah.
A
Would you ever leave New York? I feel like if you stayed to this point, you'd probably stay here forever.
B
No, actually, listen, my wife actually just got assaulted for the third time here on the streets. No way Of Chelsea. Yes.
A
You know, it's not even, like, a bad neighborhood.
B
No, I Guess it is apparently, though. Yeah. I mean, the just they had a public GoFundMe, but, like, comedy seller. Manager just got pushed up the stairs, but by somebody and had 22 stitches put in her head. I kind of hold my breath when my wife leaves the house.
A
Yeah.
B
And I'm kind of tired of that. And I have a young kid that I don't want to explain the world that he's in right now.
A
So you think you are gonna leave?
B
I don't know.
A
Would you stick around here, like, still local, or would you get the fuck out?
B
I, I was thinking. We were thinking Westchester for a minute. I don't drive, bro. I'm like, need a ride? I'm gonna be like, hitting you, dog. Being like, yo, dog, I'll drive you around. Let's get an Uber down to your house. Can I come to the city for the day?
A
I get it. Like, if you, if you're a city kid, there's really no reason, but, like, you don't think you could drive if.
B
I know I could drive. I drive cars, but I don't have a license.
A
But. Okay, but you could if you want.
B
Yeah, I can drive a car.
A
Okay.
B
I'm just driven cars.
A
Yeah. I don't get when people are like, I can't drive. It's like, yes, you can. You can figure it out.
B
Yeah, I, I've, I've only been stopped once without a license, and I won't do that again. I've learned that lesson.
A
I, I went to court again today for what? I got, I got, I got pulled over the other day, and the, like, I had a ticket where you pay the ticket, but then there's this driver assessment fee. It's another 70 bucks for the DMV just to you. And I didn't pay that. I paid the ticket, but I didn't pay that part of it. And so that. This was like, years ago. So it was like, missed your payment, Miss your payment, Missed your payment. And all of the mail was going to my old address, and I just didn't know was happening. So when I got pulled over again, they were like, your license is super suspended. It's been suspended for, like, you know, years because of this thing. So now I had to go to court for it. And this lawyer, I got this like, public defender guy who, like, works at.
B
Like, dude, why are you using public defender? It's not for you, bro.
A
So I, I, I'm like, it's a, it's a whole thing. It's in the town that we just. There was this tragic story where this woman got murdered in. In East Chester, New York. And we. We did a huge fundraiser for them, and it's in this town where it happened. So all the cops know me. And, like, this. We're trying to, like, help you out, and we're trying to, like, you know, make sure. Whatever. So. But I. I do have to show up. And I was like, I. You know, the guy there is like, I handle, like, the traffic. The traffic violations. You know, do you want to. It's like, you can bring in your own lawyer. You can just, like, go with me. I'm like, I'll just go with you. And. And then he's having me fill out, like, the information because there is some level of, like, if you are. If you make enough money, they don't necessarily assign you this public defender.
B
Okay?
A
So he's like, asking me, like, what's your annual income? And what are your. What's your. Like, what's your net worth? And I'm like. As I started to answer questions, he was kind of. I was like, I'm a podcaster. And he's, okay, whatever. And then as we start to get to the money, I watch him kind of go, like, really? Okay? And I was. I was. I couldn't even, like. I was like, mumbling.
B
He's watching you, like, clean out your pool for the third time on Instagram.
A
How much you worth over? And he was like. He goes. He writes out. He goes, oh, you definitely don't qualify for this. But I, like, still use him anyway. But he's. He's. He's great. But he's like, I'm gonna have to go back to court, like, two or three more times. It's crazy.
B
Why do you need to go to court? Why don't you just pay it?
A
Because there.
B
Are you getting points.
A
There's something going on right now at the dmv.
B
How many points are you allowed to have?
A
Thirteen.
B
That's a lot of.
A
And this. What's going on right now is I could get anywhere from 0 to 11. So if I get, like, 11, I'm like, okay, okay. So he was like, if. If we. You know, we need to, like. We need to, like, take this for real. So he's gotta, like. He's like, we need to adjourn this and talk to the DMV. And I. @ first, I was like, let's just be done with this. And he was like, you might get 11 points. And I was like, all right, well, then we gotta. Yeah, take it.
B
Okay.
A
But It's. Yeah.
B
I'm not gonna get a car. There's no reason you can't.
A
You cannot go to Westchester and not have a car.
B
You can.
A
Yeah. I mean, you can.
B
You can.
A
It would probably not be great.
B
Yeah. You got one K. I stay inside, man.
A
I'm an inside guy, bro.
B
Yes.
A
I need this car Eats, bro. The amount of I get delivered is.
B
I saw somebody Instagram then them getting a PS5 through.
A
Totally. I got a controller sent the house the other day.
B
Wow.
A
Yeah. You can get, I mean, everything and it's, you know, it's expensive and you can get flowers.
B
Did you know that, bro, I'm telling.
A
You, I didn't know that ever. You can get plan B.
B
You can get to Mulaney show. Last night, we were all in the Broadway show Mulaney's doing. It's unbelievable. It's just silly. And you leave with your heart happy.
A
Yeah.
B
But I sent them two dozen roses from Uber Eats.
A
I just. You didn't even give it to him. He just got delivered.
B
No, I just had them delivered to Stage Door Dude. I got a picture of Milena with 2000 roses last night.
A
Are you boys with him?
B
Oh, he's the man. Yeah. I mean, I jumped on the road for. With him for over a year, but, yeah.
A
I never know if, you know, there's.
B
Levels like that, like, if we're around each other a lot.
A
You guys have all been around each other?
B
No, me and Melania are very close.
A
Yeah.
B
Our kids, everybody. Like, I haven't met his new newest child, but, yeah, we're close.
A
I love, like. I love a guy who, you know, I feel like he, you know, had some secrets or skeletons, whatever, and then he's, like, kind of bared his soul, put it all out there, and then people, like, accepted it. It wasn't, like, the end for him. You know what I mean? If anything, it's probably like. But it's. There's something nice about.
B
Everybody gets a slip up. And he came back and he. You know, like, my wife always says, like, the move is to always go back to work. Like, when people disappear, that's the problem, because all they remember is that she was like. Like, Tiger woods just went and won. Right?
A
Nothing else.
B
Like, it was just like he took that hit of the 18 or whatever. But John went to work and, like, gave us. Funny.
A
Amazing.
B
You love my shows, and he shows you who he is with his family. He's a really great.
A
He also has just, like, great material.
B
He's also the best writer in the world and can make you laugh and, like, his situation in this new play, he's playing different characters, and it's unbelievable. Like, it's so funny. It's. It was. I got to go to the dress rehearsal. I think it actually opens tonight.
A
Oh, yeah. I was gonna say, I didn't even know about this. Fidelberg's a big, big Broadway guy, so I'm sure he'll be all over dude.
B
What's going on with him? He's fashion and Broadway. This is what he's.
A
You have my boy.
B
You have my boy. Yeah.
A
That's been him. That's been him. He. He is all together at the same time. Like, he'll. You know, he'll wake up in bed, like, covered in, like, Reese's peanut butter cups, but he'll also, like, throw the.
B
Stories that go viral about him. Not when he's critiquing. Wicked. How come. How come Var still doesn't push those more?
A
How often I would say he goes to, like, dude, you just started 15 Broadway shows a year.
B
You need to start, like, an art corner with him where he sits there with a scarf on and gives reviews of dude.
A
That would be great.
B
He is. The fact that he's doing that and actually takes, like.
A
He'll tell you everything you need to know about Broadway right now. What's hot, what's not, who's coming next?
B
Well, the main thing, the. The cast switches out, so it's like. It's amazing. Would you ever do something that Broadway. Yeah.
A
Different animal.
B
Probably later. Later. Later. Yeah. I have two things in front of me right now that I'm really excited to give out. So, like, once that's out, like, I'll rethink everything.
A
Let's go.
B
Yeah.
A
Love to hear it, man. Glad things are going well.
B
It's cool, man. Easy. Happy New Year, right?
A
Yeah, man.
B
What are you doing for the New Year?
A
Probably inside, you know, just staying home. Just probably be.
B
Yeah.
A
You staying inside?
B
Charleston.
A
What's there?
B
I love Charleston.
A
Really?
B
Dude, It's New Orleans with class for a bachelor party.
A
It was good.
B
It's the. It's New Orleans with class. People don't get that fucked up. People aren't. It doesn't smell like piss everywhere. It's the fucking classy New Orleans.
A
I like that.
B
It's great.
A
Just go down to church.
B
I go down there. I've been down there, like, for two, three different New Years now.
A
You got a spot down there. You just like.
B
No, I always say there's a hotel called the Dewberry and It used to be a bank that they turned into a hotel. And it's like this antique thing. It's really cool and, like, beautiful, and it's fun. And just go down there and you get to wear, like, a spring jacket and. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
Maybe you should move some of the.
B
Best restaurants there, too. Colbert lives down there. Danny McBride lives down there. Like, there's so many people that spend their time down there. I really like it. And I guess it's just not Florida.
A
Yeah. It's like you.
B
I just got back from as close.
A
As you get into Florida without being in Florida.
B
So I spend a lot of time in Florida.
A
Yeah.
B
My summer. My summer. I usually spend one of the months if I'm traveling a ton with the kid down in Florida. And we do it and it's the off season, which is great because no one's around.
A
Yeah.
B
And we went down there for Thanksgiving, man. And politic identity is the craziest thing I've ever seen. And that whole world is swallowed by it. I've never seen more Tesla trucks to cyber trucks. And then it's just like, they can't help themselves but talk about.
A
It's all like, they think about everything relates back to it.
B
Dude, my wife got punched in the face right before this. My wife got punched in the face the day after election day.
A
No way.
B
On 18th and 6th at noon. Okay. From behind.
A
Random.
B
Yeah. And we told the people in Florida that they had heard about it, and they're like, they were migrants, right? And we're like, no, it was actually, like, a white.
A
No, no, it was migrant.
B
It was a homeless white man. And they're like, but the migrants took over the homeless shelter and then the homeless man. And I was like, dude, everything in the world, it's the migrants. Whatever you want to hear anymore. The political identity is a really, like, weird thing. And it's also interesting to watch comedians be in it, because never in the history of comedy have comedians been on the side of a president. I know that's not okay. And people are like, oh, Ricky, you like Biden? I made Biden. Made fun of Biden three years ago in my special. So much so that I got invited to the White House because of it.
A
Really?
B
And it's like, that was cool, but it wasn't going to make me slow up on Biden. But, like, people always see it, like, red and blue now, where it's.
A
I'll be honest, man, you know, it's. It's. It's. As a podcaster, I like seeing How. How big and popular and influential podcasting has become. On the other hand, I'm like, I don't think we need to be engaging with this world. You know what I mean?
B
But I mean. I mean, comedy is engulfed in it, right?
A
That's what I mean. It's like. I just don't think. I don't know. To me, that should be.
B
It should be interesting to see how it plays out.
A
And it's only getting more and more ingrained in it, you know? No, especially with. At least with this administration, dude, when he just gets.
B
Does he do Rogan more pro?
A
I feel like I've have, like, a standing or.
B
Why doesn't he just start his own pod?
A
Dude, I. I've always thought about that. Like, he crushes all the other forms of media right now. If you just had the Donald Trump show once a week, once a month.
B
Well, that's what the next four years will be. Remember, he had a speech daily.
A
Yeah.
B
Like, that was my favorite thing Shane said in his special. Like, he misses the speeches. And it's true, dude. He would come in just to talk on somebody you didn't even know.
A
I can't wait for it to, like. He needs to formalize it on a show, though. Be like, you know, have ad breaks in the middle, promo code. Promo code, Trump for your. And underwear. You know, dude, it's going to be.
B
A wild four years, and I'm pumped for it.
A
Yeah, let's go.
B
Yeah. Keep. John came back to the Daily show, man.
A
Yo, Honestly, if. I feel like if John Daley, if Jon Stewart doesn't leave the Daily Show, I think, like, the political landscape would have been different. I feel like he kept people in check with that show.
B
Maybe. I. I mean, I think he's just brilliant and he's awesome. Really.
A
I would go for him for president.
B
Yeah. But at the same time, he doesn't want it.
A
Right.
B
I got to go on the road with him this year.
A
Really?
B
Oh, yeah.
A
I think he's.
B
We did, like, 10 stops together.
A
He's like, bucket list for me. If I could get him on the show, that'd be like, he is, dude, brilliant.
B
I think the coolest, nicest guy. And no matter where he is, a warm pizza shows up. That's all he does. He doesn't drink, no smoking, nothing.
A
He's like, fucking New Yorker.
B
He's the man. Yeah, he's comedy. Bruce Springsteen, dude.
A
So you've been on the road and worked with, like, everybody at this point, huh?
B
A good amount, and then. No.
A
Who's on, like, your list of people.
B
I'm done after this. Like, I've done it all. Like, I need to really focus in on my tour and my people and bringing my people out. That's why it's been so great to bring pimp on, because we've been able to, like, figure out, like, oh, the second half of the year, we're going to be able to go out and I'll build. So we're going to pretty much drop everything thing right before I go out with Aziz, and then during Aziz's tour, I'll just figure out my new stuff that I'm gonna go out with in the top of the second quarter. Third quarter. Yeah.
A
Great, man.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
Proud of you, dog. You're doing.
B
Thank you, man. Thank you for always having me and always being kind.
A
For sure.
B
I like the new setup. The last setup was not as good. I felt like everything was, like 4 inches higher.
A
I don't what was. When he was. Last year was it.
B
It was a seat that I fell into deep.
A
The last. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a little bit better now. We're trying. We're trying out here. Good, man. Thanks, bro.
B
Thanks for having me, man.
A
Of course. Sa.
B
Sa.
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