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Bob Fox
Like, look at each other.
KFC
Like, good to go. Yeah, let's figure that out.
Jackie
Yeah, yeah, it's okay for now.
KFC
I got it.
Jackie
It's a full bird plan.
Feidelberg
That's like the Cheeto on the lock. Don't worry, guys. We're all safe.
Jackie
Okay, tech guy.
Feidelberg
Got it.
KFC
All right, let's go. It's a Thursday episode, which means we're got one of your favorite barstool personalities, Bob Fox, is in the building.
Bob Fox
I've been getting booed lately. I don't know.
KFC
That was. Dude, between. So. So Dave and. And Bob went to ufc, and when they got put on the Jumbotron, they got booed. Yeah, but Dave had just gone on CNN and said, like, Trump and the tariffs are stupid. He's at the UFC crowd. They don't forget. They start booing. But watching Dave, like, watching a man's ego, like, crumble in real time was unbelievable. First you guys thought it was the Patty the baddie gear. Then he thought it was you. And then after that, the follow up, both of us, the next rundown, he was talking about how Shannon Sharp, he did an interview on Club Shay Shay, and it didn't get posted. Turns out that they were just waiting till, like, May because Dave doesn't know how. Oh, people stack episodes. Yeah, they. Well, Austin emailed them about something else, like, hey, whatever happened, blah, blah. And they were like, and by the way, whatever happened to our episode? And he said, yeah, you're. You're slated for May 13th or some, like, we just stacked it. Now, whether they said like, oh, we got caught or not, who knows? But between the booing and the perceived spiking of his interview, Dave was like, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's.
Bob Fox
The booing has been exaggerated at this point.
KFC
Dude, when we watched the clip, I.
Bob Fox
Thought it was like, no, yeah, I.
KFC
Wouldn'T even say it was you guys. He shouldn't have said anything.
Feidelberg
Yeah, yeah, yeah. If. If no one said anything, you wouldn't hear.
KFC
There was no, like, chatter online. Like, look at Dave getting booed at ufc. He's the one who started.
Bob Fox
Also, like, prelims. Like, the arena was barely even there yet.
KFC
Yeah. So, yeah, it is funny, though.
Bob Fox
We did look at each other.
KFC
We were like, what the is that. It is funny that you guys Were like, well, it's the Patty. The baddy gear. And then Patty came out, and he.
Bob Fox
Got, like, a huge level, like, look at each other. Like, was it.
KFC
Do you want to talk about the Trump thing or. No, it doesn't matter.
Bob Fox
We could.
KFC
So the, the other big thing of the night was Trump at ufc and how. I mean, first of all, the man comes out like a fighter. Like, he has a Kid Rock song, right?
Bob Fox
That's like his.
KFC
Is it? Oh, I thought it was, like, his song. No, no, it's the Undertaker. Like, okay. But he has his walkout music.
Feidelberg
He is. I actually like the fact that late Trump does that kind of like, I like, I think the President should go to, like, the Super Bowl.
KFC
Yeah, totally. I was stunned when, when, when this was the first time a sitting president was at the super bowl this year.
Feidelberg
Yeah. That, like, he goes, like, the national championship, like, I think part of the presidency should be, like, getting, like. I think he's, if he was a guy I liked, I'd really like it. Right. It's more like I begrudgingly tip my cap. Like, that's my.
Bob Fox
UFC is very smart to go to.
KFC
I mean, that's like, it's like Barrel.
Feidelberg
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
KFC
He plays the music. He walks out of the tunnel, like, down around the ring, shakes hands, like he has a. Yeah. You know that.
Feidelberg
I think that's cool. I think probably American Badass is kind of a weird song choice, but, like.
KFC
Well, it's a kid Rob, and the.
Bob Fox
First few times he walked out, he's.
KFC
With Kid Rock, I'll be honest.
Feidelberg
Kind of song does kind of bend.
KFC
You know what he needs to do?
Feidelberg
I mean, it's. Now that we're saying it's insane, the President walks after that. But it's kind of funny.
KFC
He needs to come out on a motorcycle, like, Undertaker.
Bob Fox
Oh, my God. Imagine that bandana around his head and everything. He leaves. He throws the fist up to think.
KFC
I, I, I suppose golf, the golf course is, you know, he's in a, in a polo and, like, slacks. I don't think I've ever seen him in anything other than in a suit and his golf attire, though. Have you ever seen Trump in, like, a T shirt?
Bob Fox
No.
KFC
Jeans, a sweatsuit? Nothing, Right?
Bob Fox
I don't think so.
Feidelberg
No, you're right. Yeah. I hadn't thought about it.
KFC
Imagine if he just came out in, like, jeans and a, and like a, like a graphic te or something like that.
Feidelberg
Or something like Trump in jeans and a T shirt. Looks like a sales guy upstairs.
Bob Fox
Yeah.
KFC
Trump Casual clothes. Right? That.
Jackie
And see if that happens.
Bob Fox
Look up. Like Trump in a busing with the boys T shirt.
KFC
See, I think he would do something like that, though. Like. Like. Like something that's still, like, on brand for him.
Bob Fox
There's him.
KFC
There you go.
Feidelberg
There's some jeans. He looks like. Who's the guy in Home. Home Improvement.
KFC
Yeah, there you go. Back in the 80s, before he, like, you know, that's hilarious. Did you hear. Have you heard about him in Home Alone?
Bob Fox
The. The director, Chris Columbus, right, is like, that's, like, the biggest stain on my career. I wish I could take him out of the movie.
KFC
So he wanted to shoot at the. At the Plaza, and Trump, like, extorted them and was like, you have to put me in the movie if you want the Plaza. And at the time, I don't think he loved it, but he was like, whatever.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
KFC
And now he said, it's like all I get asked about when it comes to Home Alone. He's like, it's a, you know, classic, but all they ask me about is Trump. And, yeah, he was like, I wish Chris never did that.
Bob Fox
Who watches Home Alone, too? And they're like, I just can't get over that.
KFC
No. I don't even know if it's, like.
Bob Fox
Seconds of the movie.
KFC
I think people are just always like, so Trump was in it, like, you know, he's like that.
Jackie
Have you guys said what your walkout song would be?
Feidelberg
I'm sure you've covered that Cheeseburger in Paradise.
Jackie
Yeah, that's gonna be great.
KFC
I mean, I have never even thought about, like, a UFC walkout that. That you have to be like, yeah, like a baseball walkout is a little different. You can be a little fun with it.
Feidelberg
I think ufc, I go, no music.
Bob Fox
That'd be good.
KFC
That would be gangster.
Bob Fox
Tyson used to do it.
Feidelberg
Oh, I. You know what's funny is I. I think of it Tom Hardy and Warrior.
KFC
Yeah.
Bob Fox
It might have been inspired by Tyson.
Feidelberg
Yeah, look, I'd be like, that actor. Those. Those fake badass guys are so cool.
KFC
What did we just say that about on television? We're talking about the last of us, and we said something was very. Remember? We were like, oh, that's from this scene. And we were like, I'm sure that's from something like 100 years ago.
Feidelberg
Ah, I know, Exactly.
KFC
I'm sure we sounded like idiots, though.
Feidelberg
We were.
KFC
We were attributing, like, something that I'm sure is a very common, like, entertainment trope to, like, a recent show, whatever. It Was. I can't remember. So it's a stupid point. But anyway, if you were at ufc, would you shake Donald Trump's hand? Fiddleberg.
Feidelberg
See, that is a great question. I sit here saying, no, I think I'd probably pussy out in the moment.
KFC
So that's what Dave told Bob Fox was gonna happen. Bob Fox said, are you cool with me not shaking his hand? Because I know, you know, you guys are boys and your reputation and all that shit. And Dave said, you can do whatever you want, but you're gonna cave. My man did not cave.
Bob Fox
Trump walk past. I didn't see him. No. Yeah. It's just. Yeah, it wasn't me. I felt, Felt like it would be so, like, I mean, obviously, if you know me, you know my politics. I feel like I've spent, like, 10 years feeling one way, stand up and smile, like, yeah. But I also don't want, I don't want it to be a bad look for, like, Dave. So I would. If Dave would have said, like, no, I'd rather you do that. I would have done it for Dave. But, like, because Dave didn't give a. Like, I didn't give a. I also.
KFC
I don't think there's anything, like, if you were to shake his hand, I wouldn't be like, you're a hypocrite. Yeah, I think there's, I think there's. If you're in these settings and, like, I mean, here's.
Feidelberg
I don't think. I don't think not shaking his hand would have erased your beliefs. Like, but, like, I forgot what I was saying.
KFC
I, I, I, I think, I think, here's. Honestly, I think, I think that, like, the, the way the world used to be.
Feidelberg
What's going on with you? Sorry.
KFC
Allergies.
Jackie
I was wondering. I was wondering.
KFC
You look like you've been like, I'm really strong. Yeah, bro. Are you an allergy guy? I'm the biggest allergy guy there, apparently. And I'm like, raw dogging.
Jackie
You look bad.
Feidelberg
Like, I honestly, I thought, I thought that you got. I said this about pads before, but Pabs goes out until, like, 4am I don't have any idea.
KFC
Yeah.
Feidelberg
And I was like, oh, he's getting older. I can tell. Now this is just me biking from.
KFC
East Village to here. And then I got in. I was like, this would be a bad day.
Bob Fox
You got that, like, Tom Coughlin shade of red.
KFC
You're talking off the Lambo. Any type of allergy medicine? Yeah, you got everything, like, dig well or something. Okay. Allegra.
Feidelberg
That's how I tell my mom tells me to do something like medicine. Okay.
KFC
I would say this will go away in an hour. It's just gonna be a bad hour. I think the most toxic, masculine thing about me is, like, if you have, like, a pollen allergy, I'm like, you're a.
Bob Fox
Like, 12 things where you could be, like, allergic to all fruit, bad circulation, all fruit. It's all about it.
KFC
You mean allergic or, like, it just gives you, like, stomach problem?
Feidelberg
Like.
KFC
Or something like you.
Bob Fox
It makes my whole mouth, like, real itchy. It's, like, just not worth it. That's why I told you we went to a concert the other day. I said, I'm having my one grape for the year. Like, one grape a year. I love grapes.
Feidelberg
Why do you even do it?
KFC
Oh, you love grapes?
Bob Fox
Because it's, like, only worth it once a year. But I like to remind myself this is what a grape tastes like. And I'll usually check in with Marty. I'll text him once a year, a picture. Here's my grape for the year.
KFC
You need to make that a bigger thing.
Bob Fox
Honestly, just a thing. I've never publicized that. It's just for me and Marty, that.
KFC
Needs to be like. Like, June 1st of every year. Is Bob Box Grape Day.
Bob Fox
Well, no, I already had Grape day.
KFC
What is it? Oh, you already had it the other day? Yeah.
Feidelberg
Bob was sitting at the bar, had a. A cotton candy.
KFC
Wait, you had a. Yeah, grape.
Feidelberg
At a bar. In the drink.
Bob Fox
In the drink. It was a cotton candy drink, and they put cotton candy, grapes in it. And I was like, that sounds great.
Feidelberg
I walked in, he's taking a picture holding a grape. Like, what are you doing? Sending Marty. It's my grape of the year. It's like, your best grape. Like, no, no. It's the one grape I have.
Bob Fox
And then February 24, 2024, is the last grape I had before that.
KFC
Once a year. Once a year, you need to do it. Like, Tommy did his Diet Coke in the park, like, to have a crowd, like, drop it in Grape day.
Bob Fox
And then 20 minutes later, I'll be like, yeah.
Feidelberg
Great concert, though. Shout out, Knox.
Bob Fox
Great concert.
KFC
Yeah. Yeah. Do you plan it, or I guess the grape.
Bob Fox
I completely don't plan. I see a grape. It looks firm. It looks like it has some snap. I want that grape.
KFC
Those are. Those are good. I don't eat grapes often, but when I do, I'm always like, I got to eat more grapes.
Bob Fox
Yeah, grapes are great.
KFC
Green or purple?
Bob Fox
This one was green. Last year's was purple.
Feidelberg
I used to peel them as a kid.
Bob Fox
Yeah, I used to do that too.
Feidelberg
Yeah, like you, like, you eat around it, eat around it until it's just like a flesh ball.
Bob Fox
So I also, like, I wasn't allergic to all fruit till I was like six or seven or something. So, like, I got a taste of everything, realized I loved it, and then cut off.
KFC
Do you. Can you drink wine?
Bob Fox
Yeah, I don't, but I think I can.
KFC
Changes, whatever.
Bob Fox
Yeah, it's so weird. So I'm like, it's, it's all over the place. You also. Do you know how hard it is being like a seven year old kid telling your mom, I think I'm allergic.
KFC
To all fruit and vegetables.
Feidelberg
I think the only I could eat is cookie dough ice cream.
Bob Fox
I was also like, tell. I would tell her, like, I can't. I can't shovel snow because I have really bad back problems. My mom's like, yeah, you have back problems. You're 14. I made her come take me to get X rays and I have major back problems.
KFC
And she felt the age of 14.
Bob Fox
Oh, yeah, dude.
KFC
I kind of had the same thing when my, my back problems first started. I remember it was when I was in college and like, I was at home. I used to go back and forth at home a lot in Fordham, and I had like a paper due the next day and I was in one of those like, spasms where like, I couldn't operate, you know, And I was basically like, you need to write this paper for me. Like, and she was kind of like, you're faking this whole fucking thing. Like, get up. Like, get up. You put. It was like Joe Missoula with, with the Tatum.
Feidelberg
Get up.
KFC
And then like we went to the doctor and it was like, your nerves are obliterated right now.
Bob Fox
She was like, I got the Luigi.
KFC
The Luigi.
Bob Fox
Oh, yeah, the Luigi. Had read about Luigi. It said like spondyo lethesis. And that's like the. I have where like a part of the vertebrae kind of slipped out of place. So it could have been me.
Feidelberg
Luigi might have overreacted. I'm fine.
Bob Fox
Chilling.
Feidelberg
I thought Luigi had some, like, real bad.
KFC
I got a pinch nerve in my neck right now. Dude is ruining my life.
Bob Fox
You got that like Darth Vader thing where you can't turn your neck.
KFC
Dude, what happens is, you know when you wake up and you're like, oh, I slept wrong on my neck. And you're like, pavs. It's like, it's gonna be a bad day, but like I'll be all right. Yeah, that happens to me. And I'm like, the next six weeks are.
Bob Fox
Dude, I was thinking that this weekend in Vegas, cuz, sleeping in a hotel bed and playing and all that.
KFC
Poor Rico.
Bob Fox
I was thinking it as I was watching WrestleMania and I was like, I think their bodies probably hurt more than my body does.
KFC
Dude, I was thinking that too. Just even like a, like just taking.
Bob Fox
A bump, like take bumps on the concrete, on the outside, on the floor, steps.
KFC
If I were to just like, if I were to just like stand on this little table and just like jump on the ground, I, it would wreck me. These guys are like flying and because, because. So when Schultz, Andrew Schultz went on Raw, he, you know, had. He kind of like Logan, like, threatened to. Yeah.
Bob Fox
Got involved, didn't take a bump.
KFC
Right. And then Bert was like, if I do it, I'm gonna do it. And, and he ended up doing choke slams and not taking the bump. And I was thinking, like, you know, I would love to take a bump, but like, I would. And I was, I was trying to think of, like, if, if I could I just get like, simple, like flying flat on my back. And I was like, I don't, I think it would just.
Bob Fox
I don't think you could.
KFC
No.
Jackie
Just taking a bump, like it term.
KFC
Yeah, that's what they call getting thrown around. Like, I thought you talk about.
Feidelberg
There's a couple of different terms.
Bob Fox
Wrestlers do both, you know, especially in the 80s.
KFC
Yeah. I just saw how Randy Orton snuck under the ring at raw. That was cool. He pretended to be like a stage.
Bob Fox
That's how they got the Undertaker under the ring back in the day too.
KFC
But it was so funny watching him. He just, he, so he's in like a black hoodie, looks like a stage hand, and he just goes over to the stairs and he's like, he's just like touching the ropes, not actually doing anything. He slipped underneath. Bob went to what here? You're like, 15th WrestleMania, my ninth.
Feidelberg
Wait, hang on. I, I, I interrupted us, unfortunately, to call out how ugly Pabs is. I want to, I, I, I feel bad about interrupting the Trump. The. Oh.
KFC
Oh, yeah.
Bob Fox
Oh, no.
KFC
Oh. So my, my point was going to be that it should. If the world was regular still. You can be a Republican and shake a Democrat's hand and vice versa. Yeah, yeah. I also, I wasn't giving.
Bob Fox
Yeah, I wasn't trying to be you. Yeah, it was just, it's not me to do that.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
Bob Fox
I was trying to just be me.
Feidelberg
That's what My fear was is that like, I. I have to acknowledge people in the room. It's crazy to me to not acknowledge.
KFC
That's what I mean. That's just like, social.
Feidelberg
I would really not want to. And I hope sitting here, I'd be like, I just, like, I'm just gonna. Around my phone. But I'd be like, I don't know. If there's a person in front of me, I have to acknowledge their existence.
KFC
Yeah.
Jackie
But I get like, not wanting to feel like a fraud like that with, like, girls who like, talk. Like, if I have a friend and they're both talking about each other to me, it's like I. The people pleaser me wants to just be like, yeah, she sucks.
KFC
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jackie
But then like, the, the, like, if there was a. The fraud in me is just like, it's not for them, it's for, like, me not feeling.
KFC
Yeah, totally.
Bob Fox
I treated the. The fighters that I've talked about the exact same way that night. See, even if they came up to Dave where it's like, if. If I'm. If I'm publicly being like you, you. You're a piece of. And then you come over, I'm not going to shake your hand and smile and act like I'm like, that's fake to me.
KFC
Well, I. It's also. I mean, you're talking about what's his face, right? The anti Semitic.
Bob Fox
Not even just the Nazi. Like, there were fighters that have talked about barstool that we talk about back.
KFC
Okay.
Bob Fox
They walk back.
KFC
See, I think those. My point was going to be if. If there was someone that we, like, beefed with as a blog, like, whatever. I don't even. I can't think of an example now, but another radio host or something like that, and then I was to, like, see them at Radio Row or something, I would probably still say hello. You know what I mean?
Feidelberg
I do that. I just give like. I mean, even here, like, you've had fights with people and you walk by, you're like, what's up, dude?
KFC
That's what I mean by just weirder. There are instances where I have, like, personal problems with someone and I still will shake their hand or be on a show with them or whatever. So I think it's okay if you shake the president's hand too. I don't know.
Bob Fox
Yeah, I think I. I totally think it would have, like, been okay. I just think it wouldn't have been for you.
KFC
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. That's fine. I. It's crazy that it's gotten to that point. But it, you know, it certainly has.
Bob Fox
I also like, all politics aside, I think it's hilarious that I shunned the president.
KFC
Well, that's pretty cool too. That's like my dad, my dad did not have sex with Sharon Stone. Yeah, it's a better story. Yeah. I can tell people that I turned her down rather than I did it. So yeah, you always have that one on your belt. It is, I do find it funny. I mean most of the people that end up in these spots are either right leaning or full blown Republican or love Trump. So there's nothing like phony about it. But it is funny how much, I mean people like geek out, you know.
Bob Fox
Like, yeah, I think that Dave's there.
KFC
Rogan's there, like all, all the comics, they are all like, you know, and it's like I, I, I, I don't know, just no apologies. Right. That's what I mean. Whether it was Biden, him, but Obama, like, I mean I would probably shake anybody's hand, take pictures with anybody, interview anybody. That's kind of how I view it. But I, it would take a lot for me to like, you should buy.
Bob Fox
Non answer the Internet. Imagine that.
KFC
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Jackie
Do the Republicans claim Kanye?
Feidelberg
No, I don't think so.
KFC
Now I'm back out on Kanye. I don't know. We. We were talking about how, like, I was out on Kanye, then I started to view him. Actually, this is perfect for you. I viewed him as a wrestler. I was like, if you view Kanye as a wrestler and this is a character, if a. If. If a wrestler came out in a black Klansman outfit, you'd be like, this is crazy.
Bob Fox
He's got to get his ass kicked.
KFC
Yeah.
Bob Fox
That's the issue, though, is at least wrestling. You know, he's got to come up and.
KFC
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. So I. You know, then he was where he. He was wearing the swastika shirt. He said something more ridiculous. All these things that are objectively, you know, abhorrent, but we were just, like, laughing. If you look at it through the lens of. Of entertainment. And then he said he sucked his cousin's dick. And, like, I don't know. Or maybe not. Maybe that's more funny.
Feidelberg
I don't know. Tweet it or say it.
KFC
He tweeted it, but he.
Feidelberg
Like, there's not a him. Right?
KFC
I don't know what's going. I think it is back to him.
Bob Fox
I kind of. I kind of think it's always been him.
KFC
If it's not him, it's crazy. This tweet. I mean, he. He's like, me and my cousin said.
Bob Fox
He used to suck his dick till he's 14.
KFC
Right? Yeah, yeah. But. But it was like a whole. It was like a whole story. So, like, if it's not him and it's these crypto guys, you're crazy. He goes, I mean, he tweets so much that I can't even. Now that people think I'm gay, I'm allowed to say me. That's why he did it. He just wanted to be able to say the word.
Feidelberg
Yeah, he's like Cranston and Seinfeld I.
KFC
Was told by a Jewish lawyer that I would not be able to see my kids if I was anti Semitic. And he was right. For now, he's just great. I can't even find this. Sweet.
Bob Fox
By the way, my comments after ufc, everyone thinks I'm Jewish now. Ah, everyone thinks I'm Jewish.
KFC
Welcome to the club.
Bob Fox
I'll tweet like, I can't wait for Andor tonight. And my comments are like, shut up, dirty Jew. Oh, my God.
Feidelberg
So I was talking about this the other day that, like. So I. I, like, don't look at my mentions or anything like that, but occasionally when you're around on the bottom of Twitter, like, you accidentally hit Gro or you hit one of those keys on the bottom, and I hit just mentions the other day by accident, and it was like three tweets of, like, you dumb Jew. I was like, what the is this all about crazy. They had the hard K's in there.
Bob Fox
It was like, hard case.
Feidelberg
I was like, this is just. Are these. It's probably been a while. So I was like, I didn't. I. I don't know. It's like the land you don't think about. I'm like, I'm sure things are fine back there. You.
Bob Fox
The Donald Glover gift when he's walking in with the pizza and everything's on fire.
KFC
That's our favorite gift. Yeah. Yeah.
Jackie
Wait, are you saying to you.
Feidelberg
Yeah. Oh, it was like. It was. It was brief. It was one or two tweets.
KFC
A couple. Couple of tweets, whatever it was.
Feidelberg
And it was just like there were multiple people being like, you Jew. And I was like. I was like, I don't even tweet. I don't even know what you guys are replying to.
Jackie
Do you think the people think it's art that you're the re guy?
Feidelberg
If so, I feel like. I feel like Yanni Feidelberg deserved a little grace. I feel like Yanni was kind of an asshole in that concentration camp. I'll say. But, like, you know, we've never been in that situation.
Bob Fox
I forgot that Ari made that joke when you said Ari, and we were just talking about ufc. I. I said Ari Emanuel. I thought we were confusing fights with Ari Emanuel, one of the most rich people in the.
Feidelberg
That's Ari Manuel. He's like, cma, right? Yeah.
Bob Fox
Wma.
KFC
Yeah.
Feidelberg
Oh, he's wme. No, I think I thought he was caa.
KFC
There's one of those.
Bob Fox
Because he's. He's ufc.
KFC
Yeah.
Bob Fox
Oh, we saw him at ufc. He Was there.
KFC
See you. You were saying that Dave. Dave geeked out over Cheryl, right?
Bob Fox
He did, yeah. The only time you guys walked past.
KFC
Yeah.
Bob Fox
He, like, tapped her on the shoulder was like, I just want to say I'm a mess. Massive fan. Like, absolutely.
KFC
He doesn't do that for many people.
Bob Fox
Yeah. And she just turned and was like, oh, thanks for saying that. And, like, kept walking. I don't think. I don't know if. If she recognized him. She didn't acknowledge it, but she might have.
Feidelberg
Where was she before Curb? Was she an actress before that? I didn't know.
KFC
Sure, she must.
Feidelberg
I. I said this the other day. I feel. I forget if I said on the show and where I said it, everyone actually knew the answer. Do you know how much time there was between Seinfeld and Curb?
Bob Fox
Not that much. Right. Like, not as much as you would expect.
KFC
So I would say ended in 98.
Bob Fox
And I think curb 04 or something.
Feidelberg
No, curbs. 99. Seinfeld was 96. Curbs 99.
Bob Fox
Holy.
KFC
You sure that Simon was 96?
Feidelberg
I'm not 100, but pretty sure. I think it was three years. Curbs for sure. 99.
KFC
That's bonkers. 98.
Feidelberg
98. So.
KFC
So that's one year.
Feidelberg
So now double check curve.
KFC
He does. He just Googles the funniest things. Running years.
Bob Fox
2000.
Feidelberg
October 2000.
Bob Fox
I think that's valid.
KFC
Running years rather than, like, stop date.
Bob Fox
Yeah, I probably would have gone that, but it worked. You know, I think I would have.
Feidelberg
Just gone to show, but I don't think that's a crazy one.
KFC
I, I, it's just. It's just always different from what I would Google. Yeah, I don't think we've ever googled something insane.
Bob Fox
Dave said anyone from Kirby would geek out for, like, that.
KFC
Even like a side guy, like a. I don't know.
Bob Fox
I mean, he. Back in the day, like David Wallace, when he did a rundown, Dave was like, oh, my God.
Feidelberg
You know, I remember David Wallace. It was so such a clear memory for me of us in the serious radio room doing a live radio show, and David Wallace is putting and talking. He was just talking in the room. And we're like, dude, we are on serious radio. He wasn't talking into a microphone. He was just like, I missed that one.
KFC
I have him in my phone as Andy Buckley. David Wallace.
Feidelberg
I love that.
KFC
And I'm always like, wait, which one is the name? Which one's that?
Feidelberg
He was great.
KFC
He was great.
Feidelberg
While we're still on Curb, real quick, I guess this is a problem that a lot of people are having. My curb account on Instagram is just all tits now.
KFC
Oh, yeah.
Feidelberg
Like they. It's all just naked chicks every. And I'm like, I just want my curb your enthusiasm.
KFC
They just sold out to like only fans, chicks and stuff.
Feidelberg
I. I don't know who it is, but they were there.
KFC
All these meme accounts kind of do that. Eventually they, you know, you just have like a million followers. So you can get, you know, whatever your doesn't matter what your little niche is. People want exposure and they'll pay for it.
Feidelberg
I was saying and Keegs is like, all my gay accounts have started doing that.
KFC
Yeah.
Feidelberg
And it's like kind of investment is that why are you going to buy a million gay followers and be like, is a bunch of tits.
Bob Fox
Monkey account.
KFC
My baby.
Bob Fox
Like, you should be like baby monkeys. Cute monkeys. One day I followed that one day it was oiled up asses. What happened there. I don't recall following this account.
KFC
That's dangerous too, because it's like, you know, I got kids now. I'd be like, oh, look at this cute monkey account. Tits and ass.
Bob Fox
That was this weekend. I was with my nephew at WrestleMania. There were a couple times where I'm on Twitter literally looking up like, hashtag wrestlemania and he's over my shoulder like, let me scroll real fast past that one because that wasn't WrestleMania.
KFC
Just can't be on the Internet everywhere.
Bob Fox
It's a minefield.
KFC
Yeah.
Feidelberg
I used to have the screen protector. Yeah, that. You know what was crazy? Have you seen my phone, how it's perfect?
KFC
What do you mean it's perfect?
Feidelberg
Like the screens not cracked. It used to look shattered because my screen protector was broken, but my screen's fine.
KFC
That's funny. You just been like looking through a lens of broken.
Feidelberg
Dude, I dropped. I didn't drop away, but a weight the other day rolled onto it like so perfectly. It was like. It was a dumbbell. I had my phone on the floor at the gym and a dumbbell like rolled onto it like that and just kind of perfectly grabbed it and slid it off. And I was like, oh, I just broke my phone. I picked it up.
KFC
No, you fixed your phone.
Feidelberg
But the downside of that is now I don't have the privacy screen anymore. And anytime on my phone in public now, it's just like, just like scrolling Instagram. I'm sorry, it's on Twitter from like porn stars we've interviewed or something like that. Like every time I interviewed her. Yeah.
Bob Fox
I'M supporting her work.
Feidelberg
I. I literally own. I don't know about. Only. Only active porn stars I follow actively tweeting are ones we've interviewed.
KFC
Yeah, okay, bud. I'm serious.
Feidelberg
People are gonna.
KFC
We've also interviewed a lot, bro.
Feidelberg
There's a lot.
KFC
They're also.
Feidelberg
I was thinking, because, like, there are ones from. From yesteryear. Who was the one?
Bob Fox
Yeah, only such a funny phrase. Only follow the ones, dude.
Feidelberg
I remember doing, like, two vlog series on a porn star where I was, like, making, like, bad PowerPoint presentations about my love for her. And, like, it's. Honest to God, it wasn't even a point. No, it wasn't a point. I even really liked. It wasn't one I like following. It wasn't like I was like, oh, that's a hot chick. It was just like. It was. God, forget her name. She was a bigger gal. And I had, like, these PowerPoints.
KFC
God damn, the YP Real Beaters era was so funny.
Feidelberg
No, this was. This was like, Milton.
KFC
Yeah. Yeah.
Feidelberg
But, like, I remember living in an apartment in the South. South end of Boston, and I remember, like, my friend being like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm just working on this PowerPoint dude.
KFC
See, I think that stuff's hilarious. And, like, you know, you reach an age where people are kind of like, why are you doing that? Or talking about. It's like, I don't know. I still think that's just.
Feidelberg
Yeah, I was 25 years old trying to woo a porn star. It was funny.
Bob Fox
Yeah.
KFC
Yeah. I still find that funny. You.
Bob Fox
I also love, like, people that have bits that aren't for public. Like, can you look up? Can you go on Pat the pool boy.com? just go, Pat the Pool Boy dot com. This is a classic beef thing where he's the manager of Pop Punk. We just find out things about him where one day he'll just send us a link.
KFC
This is Kate's Pat this.
Bob Fox
Kate's Pat the Beef. He'll just send us a link. And he just made himself. If you need a pool clean, you get Pat the Pool Boy.
KFC
What's a sheep without a shepherd?
Feidelberg
I can't even swim. Never learn. Don't want to. My swimming is cleaning.
Bob Fox
And this is a bit that's just for the boys. Just for the. The fellas, you know.
KFC
He'll actually do it, though. No, of course not.
Bob Fox
Just for. You know what?
Feidelberg
This is awesome.
Bob Fox
It's so funny, bro. Yo, the. The.
KFC
The. The commitment to this bit. Like, yeah, you have to go to, like, you know, Godaddy or whatever, Buy the domain space, set up the.
Feidelberg
Dude, this is really funny.
Bob Fox
Yeah, it is. He was talking about this on mooc. Can't sleep recently. And I sent the link to everyone in the band. I was like, you guys got to see this shit. It's amazing.
Feidelberg
No.
KFC
She can. Foster care. Parents deceased. Siblings deceased. Restrictions, Pools. Yeah, let's see. Pat took on an additional vow of celibacy as a proverbial consummation of the marriage over the last 15. Ridiculous.
Bob Fox
Ridiculous. But the beef is just the best. And it's. It's people like this that come into our lives at barstool, where it's like, yeah, he's one of one. We'll never meet another.
KFC
Yeah, totally. There's so many of those that. That, you know, you, you, you, you. You can't take them for granted, you know, there's plenty of people here like. Like, that are. Are probably a dime a dozen. You know, you could probably find a million of me, a million of this, a million of that. But then there are people. It's like, there is not one person on the planet Earth like you.
Bob Fox
No. I mean, this guy's got the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise in his hands, basically.
KFC
Like, I remember finding that out being like, oh, oh, you're gonna be a billionaire.
Bob Fox
And still might be.
KFC
I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Feidelberg
That one.
KFC
That one that came on Netflix wasn't. Wasn't quite it, but I thought that was gonna be the one that, like, sends it to the moon.
Bob Fox
If. If he becomes a billionaire, punk shows are gonna start looking like KISS shows quickly. He will put that money back into the shows for us. I know for a fact.
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Bob Fox
Babies. So no.
KFC
Right.
Bob Fox
But we'll do shows for sure. Like, we're gonna do another tour like we did last year this year. So probably like fall college towns.
KFC
Probably. To me, Pop punk's one of my favorite things that ever developed at Barstool.
Feidelberg
Yeah, it's just, I remember, I forget if it was your first ever show. I don't think it was. But the super bowl in Georgia.
Bob Fox
Oh, no, it wasn't our first, but it was like our third or something.
Feidelberg
Yeah, it was early and like, that. I remember being there and being like, this is legit. So cool that I'm like, even part of this company. Like that. That that night was, like, one of, like, the coolest thing.
Bob Fox
I was like, that was a really fun night.
KFC
So sick.
Bob Fox
That was the night that I got accused of pissing the bed at the. The house.
Feidelberg
Oh, really?
Bob Fox
It was not me, but I listen, I was a little tipsy and I'm not a big drinker. So that night, that night I was drinking and woke up at the Barstool house. I called an Uber back to my hotel because I wasn't staying at the house. And I remember it was like my first real hangover and my driver was trying to, like, give me a tour of Atlanta. He's like, you want me to show you Al Capone's old house? And I was like, no, I don't want to see it. And I got a call from YP on that Uber. He's like, bro, did you piss the bed last night? And I was like, I don't think so. I was like, I'm not wet at all, so if I did, it's physically impossible. I got up. Yeah, I pissed on it.
KFC
Peed in the bed.
Bob Fox
I don't think so. And thank God it was not me.
KFC
Who was it?
Feidelberg
Someone with the last name feidelberg. He's not in this room always, brother.
KFC
I mean, it runs in the family.
Bob Fox
And I believe it was. I believe it was confirmed by your dad. The story was like, he came down, he was like, oh, no, it's my son.
KFC
Bro. I'll never forget when. When Feidelberg, like, probably first met my friends in New York early on and. And, like, I had just found out that he's just a chronic bed pisser. And I remember saying, like, for real, like, how many beds do you think you pissed? He goes, how many do you think I slept in.
Feidelberg
It?
Bob Fox
Really?
Feidelberg
Honestly, Like. Like, looking back, I was never that bad. Like, I didn't. I wasn't a bed wetter, but I have wet beds before. Yeah, but, like, it's.
KFC
But to me, it's. It's kind of a binary thing. It's pretty. I feel like you either do it or you don't.
Feidelberg
Yeah, it was.
KFC
There's not many people have, like.
Feidelberg
I peed once, my early to mid 20s. Again, it wasn't crazy, but we were probably. We were over 10.
Bob Fox
That's a lot.
Feidelberg
That's way more than average, I think, actually, I don't. We were around 10. Around 10. Well, I'll give it 8 to 12.
KFC
Yeah.
Feidelberg
No, really?
KFC
Have you ever peed, like, no. Like, the closet?
Bob Fox
What?
KFC
Like, no, I was not a. I didn't get, like, piston. Like, they're. They think they're in the bathroom.
Bob Fox
No, but that's how the Gallagher brother feud started in Oasis, when they were, like, I don't know, 16. Liam came home super drunk and pissed on Noel's new boombox. Ever since then, it's been button heads.
KFC
So what? They still went on to, like, do.
Bob Fox
Yeah. Oasis hadn't even started at that point.
KFC
That's great.
Bob Fox
But they started the band. They'll still attribute it back to that.
KFC
They're like Kanan Undertaker in real life.
Bob Fox
Oh, yeah.
KFC
Like, they need to. They need to have, like, An MMA match, like, it's like, winner.
Bob Fox
No, no, no. We got 72 days till the reunion. We need to keep them apart till then.
KFC
Bubble wrap. Is that. Is that gonna be your, like, best moment, you think?
Bob Fox
Maybe? Yeah. Ever?
KFC
Yeah.
Bob Fox
Like, me and Nate traveling the world, going to Cardiff, Wales.
KFC
Like, what else? I think this is it for you.
Bob Fox
This is it. It's. It's when they got back together when.
KFC
Like, McGregor was not a rapist and, like, winning the title and talking, you.
Bob Fox
Know, we didn't even have to go there. Like, like, if McGregor, like, beat Khabib in two seconds and then went on to be, like, the most monogamous man of all time, like, maybe, but the most.
Feidelberg
The. Mmm. Dude.
Bob Fox
That's what I'm looking for in an idol. But when they got back together, like, my fiance looked at me, like, so genuinely, was like, I think this is what you've wanted more than anything in the world since I've known you. And I'm like, it literally is. And then the fact that I was able to get a ticket is insane to the fact.
KFC
No. Wasn't that awesome?
Bob Fox
Didn't Nate, like, it was complete, like, coincidence because we were on tour with Pop Punk. I was in. We had just gotten to Philly. It was one in the morning, and I had to, like, stay up till four in the morning to make sure I got in the queue or whatever. I get in the queue, Nate gets in the queue at the same time. He's like, 500,000 or he was over 120,000 in line. I was 500, 511 or something. So I'm like, holy. I'm like, I'm going to get it. Like, I'm definitely going to get tickets. For a moment, take my phone out, and I'm like, this is content. Let me film me getting tickets. As soon as I press film, kicks me off my mobile hotspot, kicks me out of Ticketmaster, and I was like, oh, my God, I just ruined it. Refresh the page. Thank God it's still on there. I try to buy four tickets because I'm like, that's the most you could buy. I'm sure I'll be able to figure it out. People to get. Get the tickets to whatever. My credit card declined because I'm trying to spend €800 in the middle of the night while I'm in Philly. So I had to do it, like, 10 times. And the last time that it could have possibly worked, I had, like. Like, three seconds left on the countdown. It went, you must have been so wet. I was sweating. I texted Nate, like, we knew. Like, all right, if you get tickets, one of them is mine. If I get tickets, one of them is yours. I texted him like, I'm 511. We're getting them. And then he did not get a text for the next couple minutes. And he said he was just panicked.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
Bob Fox
So the fact that we got. And then the next night in Philly, we did Don't Look Back in Anger. The whole crowd was going nuts. Like, it was like a moment. So I can't cool that.
KFC
That you guys had that for Oasis and then you told him to go to the game for ov.
Bob Fox
You predicted one of the greatest.
KFC
Yeah, yeah. You were like, April 3rd, whenever he's.
Bob Fox
Gonna break the record, texted him in February, dude, you going to those games?
Feidelberg
I. I went to one of the games. I went to the game with him and I was like, how'd you get these seats? He's like, bob told me two months ago right now, they so good at, like. Like, when I. When I go to a game, I'm like, I just. I just want to be in the building. I'll go wherever. I don't care. But Nate is, like, thoughtful, and he had. We were right on the dot, on, like, Ovi's dot, where he'd be for two periods. And I was like, how did you get these seats? Like, these have to be, like, the most sought after seats. And, yeah, Bob texted me.
KFC
Bob Fox and games on a tweet.
Bob Fox
About it from a Caps fan in February. That was like, I hope OV does it when they're coming to New York. And I looked at when they were coming to New York and, like, did quick math. I couldn't literally figure it out.
KFC
Out.
Bob Fox
But I texted Nate that moment and I was like, you should probably buy those tickets now.
KFC
Definitely.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
KFC
That's awesome.
Feidelberg
What concert for you guys would be like, is there something that would be like, Oasis level for you? Frank Ocean for Pavs.
KFC
Frank Ocean for sure.
Feidelberg
I would probably also say you're a Frank Ocean too.
KFC
Yeah. Frank Ocean is your answer.
Jackie
I've said this. Yeah.
Bob Fox
I thought he tours.
KFC
Did, like, one show in the last. I hate Frank.
Bob Fox
I didn't realize.
KFC
He's so dramatic.
Bob Fox
Didn't he do Coachella?
KFC
These people, it's like, do your right years ago. I know, but, like, I hate these people. It's like, whatever. Do whatever you want in your life. I don't care. But it's like, make an album. Go on tour.
Feidelberg
Do it.
KFC
Like, you get everyone's hopes up, they love you, and then you never give them anything again.
Feidelberg
He's like. He's. He's the opposite Kanye. You gotta think him like a wrestler.
Bob Fox
He's.
Feidelberg
He's the baby face. A lord to Frank.
KFC
Ocean is so big, and people want to see him so bad. That Tyler creator, like, three years ago, teased that there's a special guest coming to his festival. Drake. Right. And it was Drake and Drake, our special guest. The biggest artist in the world that I want. This little niche R B guy who put out one album 25 years ago. I can't think of who it would be for me.
Feidelberg
I mean, mine would have been Blink, but that just happened last year or a couple years ago.
Bob Fox
That was awesome. And that was kind of mine for a long time. I had tickets to see Blink five separate times, and all five shows were either canceled or I couldn't go for some reason.
KFC
Like, I had crazy five. That's a lot.
Bob Fox
Yes.
Feidelberg
Jesus.
Bob Fox
One of which was like a Brooklyn show. Hundred Cap. They were playing nine. Their top hundred cap. It was like something like that on Spotify. It was like a Spotify invited event. And someone I know got invited. I said, you could be my plus one. An hour before the show, they got sick and they were like, sorry, can't go, and I can't transfer the ticket. And I was like, oh, what do you mean? But it all worked out in the end because that would have been with Skiba. So, like, I got to see him with Tom. Nice. The reunion was the way to see them for the first time.
Feidelberg
That's very. Yeah, that. I. I didn't realize.
KFC
How much money do you think, like, those guys make now?
Bob Fox
Blink 182.
KFC
Yeah. Like. Like, or anybody.
Bob Fox
They got paid a ton to get back together from Live Nation. Yeah, like, they. They were getting back together, but Live Nation was like, all right, we're gonna give you.
KFC
So you're not even. We're not even talking about album sales or anything when it comes to those things. It's all just touring.
Bob Fox
Yeah.
KFC
And they're just. They're just like, we want to do like, 20 cities with you. So here's what. Like, how much? What do you think?
Bob Fox
30 million each, maybe.
KFC
Oh, wow. That is.
Bob Fox
If I had to guess.
Feidelberg
You say 30?
Bob Fox
Yeah, I would guess. It was like a hundred million dollar tour, and it was like a hundred dates. It was like a crazy amount.
KFC
So they got their money's worth. I just.
Feidelberg
I remember the money out there. When we saw them at City, and they were Just about to put out the deluxe album of their album that's currently out there, like, reunion album or whatever. And Mark was, like, trying to sell it where he's like, it's gonna have, like, three new tracks. And it's like. And then Thomas goes. It's a money grab. And I was like, okay. Yeah.
KFC
I just. There's just so much money out there for, like, these, like, legacy acts in music. And like, every. Especially music. Like, I feel like now, you know, with the exception of, like, the mega big people, it's really, like, time to be, you know, the, the, the people thriving the most are from the 90s and, like, early 2000s. Yeah. You know, it is crazy. That's why I really. I've said this a million times, but I really believe there was something to, like the music. It's not just like, old man or I don't like the new stuff, but I, I. There's a reason why all these new acts cancel their tours, why all the old acts are back out there.
Feidelberg
I agree. But it's also like that. I think that's the way it's been historically. Like, the. I think we've said this before. Like, we're like the group that has the money, which now is supposed to be Millennials, is who, like, big acts are for. Like, when I was a kid, my dad would go see the Rolling Stones, but it would. It was the 90s, but, like, the Rolling Stones would be doing TV Garden and stuff like that.
KFC
Yeah. There's always legacy acts, for sure. I just feel like they. It's usually coupled with, with, like, the current acts are out there crushing. Yeah. And I, I don't know if that. I mean, at least in the rap world, that's the case. Like, I'm sure.
Bob Fox
I don't know if this is just like, a rock and roll bias thing, but I feel like bands were also such a. Like, I'm more inclined to become a fan of a band than a single artist. And I don't know if everyone's like that. Probably not, because nowadays most artists are just solo.
KFC
Well, I'll tell you what's crazy, is starting a band rather than being a single artist.
Bob Fox
I know it is, but it's like.
KFC
Just the thought, though, of being like, we're gonna go on tour and I have to split this just, like, multiple.
Bob Fox
Personalities in the band and the dynamic to, like, be a fan of and look through the evolution of a band. Like, way more interesting to me.
KFC
I'm with you. I'm just. Point of view, though.
Bob Fox
I feel like that could be part of the reason why people are gravitating more towards bands and not, like, solo artists. But. I don't know.
KFC
It. It's just. It's. It's. You know, everything else is going to be equal except for how much money goes into your pocket at the end of the day. Right. Unless you can really somehow now show that, like, the four of us, five of us together, makes more money. But, yeah, I mean, I remember Hootie. Darius Rucker talking about going, yeah, together with Hootie, and he was kind of like, I'm taking a pay cut for this.
Feidelberg
But, like, also like that, like, for a reunion type deal. It's like, I would imagine Darius Rucker's like, I have.
KFC
So he's not doing this for the money.
Feidelberg
I just want to hang out with the boys.
KFC
Yeah, yeah.
Bob Fox
Change up the set list. You know, he probably did his Darius Rucker country set list for six years in a row, right. And was like, all right, I want to sing all those Hootie songs again, and I want to do covers again.
Feidelberg
It's like, if you. If you had as much money as Darius Rucker had, which is probably a couple hundred million, maybe a little less money. Yeah. Like, it is money. More money than he'll ever spend in his life. And then they were. And then you were like, what do you really want to do right now? He's like, I honestly, I just want to hang out with my friends.
KFC
Yeah. No way. That's true. No way. But that's. That's cracked. That lets me think, though, that it's. That it's not close to what we thought. Those aren't true.
Feidelberg
But, like, no way. It's $12 million.
Bob Fox
I. I don't know. Worth at least 100 mil, you would think.
KFC
Hootie was one of the biggestly get, man.
Feidelberg
He said that his price to do a wedding is a million. I don't think it's one tenth of his net worth.
KFC
Yeah, I'm just, you know, it's very interesting to, like.
Feidelberg
My point is, even if you had $12 million, and it's like, what do you want to do this year? It's like, I don't know. I kind of want to hang out with the friends.
KFC
Yeah.
Feidelberg
But guess what? You could do that, and we'll give you $2 million or $5 million, whatever it is, you go, all right.
Bob Fox
So I'm sure Darius probably could sell out arenas, but I know for a fact, as Darius, you selling out amphitheaters. Who do Gets back together. They play the Garden right away.
Feidelberg
Right, Right.
Bob Fox
So it's like, that could also be fun. Let's change it up and start playing arenas again. I saw them on that reunion tour. It was the Bare Naked Ladies and Hootie and the Blow. I took my mom. We were fucking raging.
KFC
Like, who is that? Who is like that right now? I just don't. I don't. You know, I'm sure there's some band that's, you know. But to me, like, I mean, Hootie was insane that that album has like, four or five.
Feidelberg
Like, saying how they, like, got so.
KFC
Popular is still Letterman story. Yeah. Do you know that story about going.
Bob Fox
Around colleges where they do it?
KFC
No, no. He was. He was Letterman. Like, they got on the radio and Letterman was in his car and, like, heard the song. But there was something about. Like he had. Was about to go through a tunnel or had gone through a tunnel and lost reception.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
KFC
But like. Like was able to just hear like, a snippet of hold my hand or only, I only want to be with you or whatever it was. And it was enough for him to be like, got these guys book him on the show. And he did that. And he said, like, it was. Did the show on a Monday, and by Thursday we sold out. Like, it was.
Feidelberg
He heard him on Monday, they booked him for Friday or Thursday. If they do it, don't do a Friday show. They were the biggest back, biggest act in the world on Monday.
Bob Fox
That's fucking crazy.
KFC
It's so weird in a way that.
Feidelberg
It was on a radio station that does not play that genre of music. Music. It was. It wasn't Letterman driving. It was. Letterman was in his car and had.
KFC
A driver got it.
Feidelberg
And they were listening to some station that does not play Hootie music. The DJ just happened to like it. So he's like, we don't really play this, but, like, this song rocks. I'm putting it on Letterman Hurt.
Bob Fox
That's like a scene in a movie.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
Bob Fox
You know, that's like that thing you.
KFC
Do for the first time.
Bob Fox
Oh, my God. That seems incredible.
Feidelberg
Who. Darius had said that they. They were making good money. Like, he said they were touring the East Coast. They were probably making 75 grand a year at the time, which in the 90s. Shitload of money.
Bob Fox
Yeah.
Feidelberg
And he's like, I was perfectly happy. Like, I didn't need to get to the next level. He's like. But, like, it happened like that. Like, you know, one.
KFC
You know, it's so interesting that, like, there's probably less barriers of entry than ever now. You don't necessarily need a label. You don't need all these things, however. So it's easier to get in. But I think it's easier to pop back then because it was like, if you. If you get on let. If you're a comic and you do a Letterman set, like your careers, things are more streamlined now. Like, you could do those things now. And it's like, yeah, you could do.
Bob Fox
SNL and people might not see it.
KFC
Right, right.
Jackie
I keep thinking about how inspiring the Blue Man Group is.
KFC
Like, the Blue Man Group.
Bob Fox
I. I had to explain the Blue Man Group to my nephew this weekend in Vegas.
Jackie
Somebody the other day too. People don't know about the Blue Man.
KFC
This today. Jack Village.
Jackie
Right.
KFC
Dude, they. They make bank.
Bob Fox
Well, there's 10,000 of them. I think like, the Blue Man Group is like, there's 10 Hun. There's a dozen Blue Man Groups in the world.
KFC
World.
Bob Fox
It's a franchise.
KFC
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jackie
But I think there's like, certain.
KFC
But I think like, the creators are like, they started.
Bob Fox
It's kind of like the original Blue Men.
Jackie
Start your own, like, chick fil a. I think it's like, you can. Technically.
KFC
We were talking about early days of Blue Man Group when, like, you get off stage, you just perform for 12 people. You're covered in like, lead paint. You're like, guys, I don't think it's working.
Feidelberg
I'm going back to Deloitte. Stupid.
KFC
There's some guy, like, stick with it, man. I think one day we're going to be worth $100 million. Like, yeah, okay.
Bob Fox
It can all come off. You're just like looking like a Smurf on the subway.
Jackie
Tobias staying the next day. I really, like, need to know.
Bob Fox
I bet they, they have it figured out by now.
KFC
Early on. I bet it was like, you go home with some chick, you got blue.
Feidelberg
All over the place.
KFC
I don't know.
Jackie
I also. I read an article. I'm realizing I didn't like, finish the article, but it makes me think, like, in terms of music. And I wish I had finished it, but it was something about how like, Christian music and lo fi music are the two genres that people don't need a face to the name or like, they don't need to like, kind of what you were saying about how you like bands more than single artists. Because I didn't like.
KFC
Wait, what's lo Fi?
Jackie
It's just like.
Bob Fox
It's like, like calm, like almost like relaxing type music. Like relaxing beats.
KFC
Yeah, okay.
Bob Fox
Yeah, like study to it.
KFC
That's like what you listen to when you're editing that in the Indian music.
Jackie
Yeah, exactly. But I don't like, I just thought it was interesting because it's like they're booming and they can't figure it out because it's like it's the first time that people don't care about like the storyline and it's almost like, oh, so maybe AI artists will be a thing.
KFC
If we could for those things for I mean like I think people like Christian rock cuz they're, it's like religion.
Feidelberg
So if that's Christian rock, they do know like who it is. It's Jesus. They have someone to picture.
KFC
Right, Right. And the lo fi is like I'm listening to this while I study. So I wouldn't care if that's a person or AI.
Bob Fox
Yeah, it's like elevator music almost exactly.
Jackie
But it's just interesting.
Bob Fox
Audiobook star plan.
KFC
No, I have like the. Sometimes this thing pops on like the.
Bob Fox
Oh yeah.
KFC
Have you seen thronglets on black mirror?
Feidelberg
No, bro.
KFC
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Feidelberg
Yeah.
KFC
He creates a video game that is the first ever. He said, these are like living beings. They're completely digital, though. And they're these little, like, yellow. They're called Thronglets. There's a little, like, little creatures. And the idea is, like, they're alive, right? And in the. In the Black Mirror show, they, like, take over this guy's brain and all this crazy happens. I won't spoil that. But the show's whatever they. But the game is called Thronglets, and they created. At the very end, during the credits, a QR code pops up. And I was like, what's that? And they created a game and I went and played it, and it's fucking addicting. It's like a little bit of SimCity, a little bit of lemmings. You have these little creatures. You have to feed them. It's like Tamagotchi kind of. You have to feed them, keep them entertained and clean them. And then you have to, like, build a bridge to cut down trees. And they have to, like. And. And, I mean, I went down a hole. I. I blinked, and it was. I put on a screen recorder. I was like, let me record myself playing this for a. For like a tweet. And I forgot that I was screen recording. And I. When I. I got a phone call, talked to Shay. Go back. The screen recording was 45 minutes long. This is it.
Feidelberg
You play.
KFC
You play with these little creatures. You feed them apples, you throw them beach balls, and you scrub them up. And then you have to build a bridge by cutting down trees. But then you find out that. That bones are better than trees. So if you kill them. Them. You get their bones and you build the bridge fast. You kill them. But then if you. If you're like, I'm gonna be nice, and I don't kill them, they get overpopulated and more of them die.
Feidelberg
It's like this whole thing, but it's like. It's like, environmental conservative, conservationist.
KFC
But, bro, I couldn't. I mean, it was.
Bob Fox
Someone's gonna.
KFC
Really.
Bob Fox
This segment, and they're gonna insert the Dave clip from the rundown the other day where he goes, you got a lot of time in your hands.
KFC
Did you see, bro, I. I couldn't win you can't win. He was. I was talking about video game, like Last of Us and like the TV show and the video game. And then I was talking about WrestleMania and he was like, boy, like, you're watching all this and like playing. It's like, that's what we do, dude. You're watching the TV show too.
Bob Fox
And you told them. You're like, I don't watch wrestling every week, but I'll, you know, pay attention to what story lines are going on. He's like, you're watching wrestling every week.
KFC
Like wrestling and, and video games. While I understand what he's talking about. They're inherently nerdy. Basement boy. It's like absolutely our demographic.
Bob Fox
So, like, there's always been like a part of KFC radio that's been inherently nerdy.
KFC
I know that. That actually let me know. And this is not a surprise, but I was like, this man knows nothing about me.
Bob Fox
Like, you like video games and wrestling.
KFC
I was like, they're my two favorite things ever.
Bob Fox
Yeah. Let me show you my tattoos I got last week.
Feidelberg
Nice to meet you. You're a Mets fan.
KFC
Wow. Loser. Yeah, bro.
Feidelberg
I watched Black Mirror the other night. I just did the first episode.
Bob Fox
I did too.
Feidelberg
I didn't care for it.
KFC
Which one was that one?
Feidelberg
Jones. And they're, they're.
KFC
To me, they're very. It's like the Twilight Zone. Like, I put them on when I'm, when I'm like, if I'm, if I. There's no movie I want to watch and I'm not gonna. Like, I've watched all the new episodes of the shows that I'm really watching. If I want to be on my phone. Like, it's just kind of like a paragon. And it always.
Feidelberg
I just. People talked about it like, I, I, I, I. After watching the first episode, I was like, I think I'm putting Black Mirror in the same box I put Nathan Fielder in. Where people say it's genius.
KFC
I think it was the original season. Yes.
Feidelberg
I thought people were saying that again about this season.
KFC
I certainly wouldn't. I mean, it's always. All of them are far fetched and silly now. There's always one theme question, kernel of truth or something that makes me like that. That's thought provoking. Like, what if, what if the world went down that road?
Feidelberg
Yeah.
KFC
Or what is. You know, what if you could gaslight someone in real life? Like, like, I don't know. Some just far fetched. But it's. It's not like the, it's not what it once was. I think they ran through all, like, the plausible ideas.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
KFC
Kind of cool that the.
Feidelberg
In the first episode, I was like, they're doing way too much. Where the first episode was like, it's like, here's our commentary on pharmaceutical sales. The medical industry. Ads only fans.
KFC
Yeah.
Feidelberg
Subscriptions, like, it was like. And also the subscriptions, like ants on Netflix.
KFC
Yeah.
Bob Fox
Premium.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
KFC
Right after that, I want you to watch the Gaslighting one is fucking preposterous. It's like, how's the.
Bob Fox
The Star Trek one? Because I like the original USS Callister.
KFC
Oh, I didn't know. I haven't gone through them all yet.
Bob Fox
So they got a sequel to that, which is apparently 90 minutes. And they said they made, like, a movie. Yeah. See, I like Kristen Milioti from the Penguin.
Feidelberg
Yeah, I like Callister too. Callister was good.
KFC
That was good. I like the.
Feidelberg
The.
KFC
There was another space one with it. With Aaron Paul.
Bob Fox
Yes.
KFC
Yeah, that's like a little mini movie, too.
Feidelberg
That was, like, last. That was the only one I like from last year.
Bob Fox
Yeah.
KFC
Yeah. They always have one that I think is good. The rest are kind of like.
Feidelberg
I thought. I think I misunderstood. I thought, I'm sure there are people out there without Pavs included. It said that one was, like, really good.
Jackie
I just watched Shutter island last night for the first time.
Feidelberg
What do we think?
Bob Fox
Good one.
Jackie
So crazy. I did not see it coming at all.
KFC
Yeah.
Jackie
I don't know why I didn't. And I thought it was about, for some reason, like, like, a island of celebrities that looked like other people. And then like, like, I just, like, had it all before.
Bob Fox
You watch the movie or mid movie?
Jackie
Like, mid movie. I was like, all right, where do the celebrities come in? It is an entertainment.
KFC
That's a great one.
Feidelberg
What inspired this?
Jackie
I was just, like, telling I was with my family this weekend. I was like, oh, I never. I'm like, been too scared to watch Shutter island alone, but, like, I want to watch it. And my sister was just like, let's watch it like you, because it's so up my alley.
Feidelberg
But it's one of his best fear.
Jackie
Of, like, being crazy that I, I. I think I'm officially off the hook for schizophrenia, by the way.
KFC
You're not.
Bob Fox
That's good.
Jackie
I'm not.
Bob Fox
Congrats.
Feidelberg
Hell, yeah.
Bob Fox
Nice.
KFC
I didn't realize that you were stressed about that.
Feidelberg
He's actually brought this up online.
KFC
I could have told you. You're definitely, definitively not schizophrenic.
Jackie
No, I don't Think that that's definitive. I've asked pilots to like, keep check on me because, like, sometimes I just.
Feidelberg
Like, really, I. I'm fully in charge.
KFC
If I have to send her to an institution.
Feidelberg
Yeah, you. You're Jackie's power of attorney.
KFC
We spend eight hours sitting next to each other every day. I do a little chat. What makes, what makes you think and what did you. Were you ever like. Yeah, it's long. There's been times. I mean, schizophrenia is like, you, you know, the craziest you can be. What are you talking about?
Jackie
Well, I. I have like. Okay, so I realize that this is like normal, but I'll definitely have periods of being like, kind of out of body, like this isn't real and like, I kind of freak out.
KFC
Well, yeah, we know she's simulation and.
Jackie
But like, but like it gets a little. And then there was just definitely a period. So I like, I like was on. On Lexa Brow before, like, anxiety medication. And then like I cut it off cold turkey and like, you're not supposed to do that. I went really crazy, guys. I kind of kept it like.
KFC
Like I say you've never, you know, you've just been the same old idiot here.
Jackie
Well, I remember when I was kind of like crying, there was just a period where I was like, also like crashing out and like going through like a thing. But like, during that period, I definitely was like kind of keeping it in check up here. And I thought that was. And then, and then I was having like brain zaps. And I didn't realize it was like when you.
KFC
It's a brain zap.
Jackie
So when you cut off like Lexra or like anxiety medication, you like, literally see electricity and hear electricity in your head and it's really crazy. And I didn't know that that was a thing, so I was like, oh, my God, it's starting.
Feidelberg
How long is it? When. When will give me the time frame?
Jackie
Now I sound crazy too.
Feidelberg
From this. When was this happening?
KFC
Maybe now I'm back on speed dial.
Jackie
What was it like?
Feidelberg
What period was this happening?
Jackie
A year.
KFC
I remember coming into the studio every now and then. You had been crying. Yeah, I just thought that was like, girl, like.
Jackie
But I think that, yeah, it was good. Like, I got stuff down that I need to get done, but I think it was largely because I cut off. Yeah, but I needed a little bit of insanity to like, get you going.
Feidelberg
To make a mess before you clean up.
Jackie
Anyways. I don't know.
KFC
Shutter Island, Great movie talking.
Jackie
Yeah, Shutter Island.
KFC
I feel like Shutter island is, is the movie that people are like, it's, it's like underrated, but it's not. Cuz we all say that. You know what I mean?
Feidelberg
Yeah.
KFC
Like, it's, it's not mentioned with the Aviator and the Departed and all these other ones, but it's like, you are. We're always saying that, you know, Are.
Bob Fox
You the one that has the tweet about Shutter island, about the towel, about the way Leo wears his towel?
Feidelberg
I don't know. I do get mad about how people wear the towels.
Bob Fox
So funny. Wears it right? Yeah.
Feidelberg
Special. No. Lou Lo rocks it up around his sternum. I'm like, what are you doing, dude?
KFC
Cover your nips up like a girl.
Feidelberg
Yeah, no, I, I, I, I get very towel judgy.
Bob Fox
I, I feel like it might have been an old tweet of yours in the past, because I, ever since I saw the tweet of the towel up to his nips, I've never been able to see it.
KFC
That's a crazy move for. There you go. There you go. There it is. I'm watching Shutter island end.
Bob Fox
Is this it?
KFC
No, no, that's a Jackie tweet you, by the way.
Bob Fox
But he had a T. But that's.
KFC
You know, that's it.
Feidelberg
That's too high. My belly button sits on my hips.
KFC
Above the belly button is, Is too high. Anything above the belly button is too high.
Feidelberg
But, like, Lou would be up here. Dud, by the way, I texted him, because in that show, in that. Not Shutter island, in that Black Mirror episode, he invented that.
KFC
Which one? The.
Feidelberg
The Dumb Dummies.
KFC
The what?
Feidelberg
Dumb Dummies.
Bob Fox
For the. The streaming website that the husband goes on.
Feidelberg
What Chris O'Dowd is doing.
Bob Fox
Wait, where he starts drinking piss, Remember?
KFC
Oh, yeah. Yes, I remember that. Where he's like, I'll do it for 10 bucks. I'll do it for $20.
Feidelberg
No, it was for Followers.
KFC
Yes, it was.
Feidelberg
It would do what?
KFC
What would. What would you do? Or something.
Feidelberg
I forget I texted him. He couldn't remember the name either, but it. I was like.
Jackie
He just keeps pulling up tweets about.
Bob Fox
I know.
KFC
I said it.
Feidelberg
I said it. Towels.
KFC
Towels.
Feidelberg
Right here.
KFC
Those towels.
Feidelberg
Just those towels.
KFC
Just move the water around.
Feidelberg
Can I tell you something? I hate my towels. Like, literally this morning in my apartment, I was like, I hate these towels.
KFC
Those towels. Just move your water around.
Bob Fox
You're a towel Nazi.
Feidelberg
Look, here's the deal. I've been talking on the Internet for 15 years. I mentioned towels a couple times.
KFC
Dude, the The. The. I want a tow towel that's like a rag, basically. You know what I mean? Like, go sop up the water. The soft ones is just you. You're just moving around.
Feidelberg
Yeah, that. There. There are two kinds of towels in this world. Towels that dry you and towels that don't dry it.
KFC
Yeah. And the soft towels are like. It's like a robe almost. Maybe it feels nice around you, but.
Feidelberg
Yeah. When you put the robe on and you can feel yourself, like, the wet bouncing on you again, there are towels like that. Those are such kind of towels.
Jackie
Don't you feel as though if you only put it around your head. Hips that, like. Doesn't it. What's the point of not drying your top half?
Bob Fox
No, you dry and then I put it on.
KFC
You put it on before you put clothes on. You're not naked. Why am I naked? It's like you're brushing your teeth or doing all this at the sink. You just put it around your waist. Okay. You guys put it around, like, your chest. Yeah, but, like, that would actually be really funny if girls just did the waist, too. And then that would be really fun. It's like, I'm already dry. I'm just. There's probably so many movies you. You got. We could probably make such a great list of movies they need to watch.
Feidelberg
Oh, yeah.
KFC
You know, maybe not him. He's a nerd, but maybe you. Yeah, I'm missing a lot. So much stuff from that era. I. I saw, you know, these.
Feidelberg
We're getting pavs on fast five this week.
Bob Fox
Yeah.
KFC
I saw somebody breaking down the. The. The time period between Wonder Years. Wonder Years is set in, like, the 50s and made in the 80s or 60s and 80s and happy days, same sort of thing. And. And you think of that as, like, it was. It was hearkening back to such an old time. It would be like a show now set in 2005.
Feidelberg
That's crazy.
KFC
Like, imagine if you're like, time to do this period piece where we're gonna show. They're gonna dress and Talk and that 70s show, 2005.
Bob Fox
Yeah.
KFC
Yeah.
Bob Fox
That's.
KFC
Again, though, I do feel like something happened. Maybe we hit, like, an Internet revolution or like, things have changed, but they haven't changed that much, I don't think. I think if you did something in 2005, you'd be like, oh, I remember those songs. I remember, like, that was closed. But, like, inherently, everything is still in the same ballpark. Whereas, like, I think the difference between, like, the 60s to the 90s is like crazy. Crazy.
Feidelberg
I think, I think I agree with you, but I think it's because we live through it.
KFC
Yeah.
Feidelberg
Where like, like if you asked me like, do I look different? I'd be like, I don't really look that different.
KFC
Yeah.
Feidelberg
And you showed me a picture of 20 years ago.
KFC
Holy.
Feidelberg
I look like, really?
KFC
If you show me a car from 05, like, remember like cop cars and like the, the movies in like the 70s and 80s look like, like totally. You know what I mean?
Bob Fox
I drive a car from 08.
KFC
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like we, we almost just like plateaued a little bit in terms of like certain, certain looks and technology and maybe I'm wrong.
Bob Fox
I think things definitely slowed down at the very least.
KFC
Yeah. We just reached a point where it's like.
Bob Fox
Yeah.
KFC
It's all.
Feidelberg
See, even, like, even like movies.
KFC
We've talked about this.
Feidelberg
I would say things sped up. I think it's just because we're. I think just because we've been here every day, it look, it feels like it's changing slowly.
KFC
We had this discussion about movies though, like that, you know, if you watch Jurassic park from 1992, it's still graphics wise and looks awesome. Yeah. Where you know, in some ways almost like better. And that's crazy. That like true. You know, you're talking like 30 years later.
Bob Fox
Spent so much more time on that. Yeah.
KFC
Yeah. Some of these like CGI movies now look like that looks fake compared to this. So like there is, there's got to be some level of like we've reached critical mass or whatever you want to call it, where it's like, it doesn't get much better.
Bob Fox
People bring that up with all the time. Yeah. Like you look at like PS2 to PS3 and it's like, holy massive.
KFC
Yeah.
Bob Fox
And then like PS4 to PS5 and you're like, yeah, it looks a little better.
KFC
Fucking iPhones are all kind of like it's just incremental, you know, until maybe there's another, you know, explosion or whatever. I don't know.
Jackie
Do you feel any kind of like I was born in the wrong generation? I feel like you don't.
KFC
If I had to pick one person, be the post trouble. This is you.
Bob Fox
I guess so. But I feel like it's such a cringy like, like, no, I'm an old soul. Yeah.
KFC
Yeah, but you are. I mean, you, you know.
Bob Fox
Yeah. I think I would have had a lot of fun.
KFC
How old are you again?
Bob Fox
26.
Jackie
Oh my God.
Bob Fox
I think I would have had like a lot of fun. If I was born, like, grew up with my brother and sister. Like, my sister's nine years older than me, brother's 12 years old.
KFC
I mean, you know the music you listen to Star wars, it's all old, you know?
Feidelberg
Yeah, I was seeing that. I watched Complete Unknown the other night, and I was thinking, I was like, 60s.
KFC
They ripped.
Feidelberg
Like farting around the West Village on a motorcycle, shooting up to Newport. That's. I mean, there's also nothing stopping you. Like, it's like, Pat has a motorcycle. I could bar. I can do it right now. I can walk out the door and go get on a motorcycling ride to Newport. But in 65, it was different.
KFC
Pat is like a motorcycle, like junkie.
Bob Fox
They'll post like, time lapse videos of him driving up to Massachusetts doing, like.
KFC
Content of like, being. Which would be so fun funny. If he. I want him to like, make a motorcycle whatever show page, whatever it is, get a whole bunch of followers and then come out to them as gay and just have them be like, what?
Feidelberg
That would be the opposite. Once that happens, that's how he comes out to us, that he's straight.
KFC
It's like, dude, you're straight.
Feidelberg
Yeah, you're straight.
KFC
He's always, oh, I hate chicks.
Feidelberg
Straight.
KFC
I would like to live in a time where there's. There's no technology. That would be cool.
Feidelberg
I don't know what my career.
Bob Fox
I don't think I could survive. Like, I couldn't survive living in like, North New Jersey, New York in the 60s, 70s or 80s. I think maybe the 90s, I could get away with.
KFC
The 90s are the greatest hour of.
Bob Fox
Yeah, but like, like, that's why I feel like I can't say I was born in the wrong era. Like, if I was born in the.
KFC
70S, why do you say you couldn't live?
Bob Fox
I think I get stabbed on the subway or something going to a Yankee.
KFC
You're not tough enough.
Bob Fox
Yeah, no, exactly. Yeah. I was born in the right era. I'm allergic to all fruit, buddy.
KFC
But it just imagine living in that era of like where we. We were talking about this like a couple episodes now of like, you just get a job, work for a few years, and you've made enough money to like, buy a house and retire and all crazy. That would be cool.
Feidelberg
My dad talks about that era where he's like, he's like, yeah, when I got a job, you're underpaid for five years, you're overpaid the rest of your life.
KFC
Yeah, yeah, right. That's not the case anymore. It's funny because it's either like unimaginable wealth for like. No. You know, you can be like an Internet influencer who makes like $100 million, or you, you can't make enough to buy a house. It's like one extreme or the other. So there's some people like, this is the greatest era ever because you're one of these, you know, lucky people who can do that. But I mean, like, like the Shannon Sharp's gonna get $100 million. You know, like that. There's more, more opportunity for that than, than anything. But that's the very top, you know, 0.001%. Yeah. The rest of us are just gonna make like 50 grand until you die. I don't know what. People need to stop talking about their money. That's what they need to do.
Jackie
People in New York are so quick to ask what your rent is. It's kind of crazy.
Bob Fox
That is a super common question.
KFC
It's also a little. I think there's a couple things. I think they're. It's a little bit of commiserating and then it's a little backdoor way to find out like how you're doing.
Feidelberg
Yeah. What's your rent? And they multiply it by four.
KFC
Yeah. I bet more though, from a point of view of like, like that he got hit with that lawsuit as soon as he talked about making $100 million. It's like, I don't think that would have happened if you don't talk about the money. Just keep your business quiet, bro. Get your dick hard with Bluechew. Have better sex with Bluechew. It's the original brand offering chewable tablets for better sex. And starting now, Bluetooth is offering a combo so strong it'll knock your socks off and your neighbor's socks off. You gotta move. You'll have to move towns with the amount of noise you'll be making. Bluechew Max has arrived and combines the active ingredients of Viagra and Cialis into one chewable. That's like, like, that's like Thanos getting all the stones. You get the Viagra, you get the Cialis. Put them together and that means that it act acts fast and it lasts because Viagra used to be like, you get that hard on right away. Cialis is the long lasting.
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Yeah.
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Feidelberg
What's that?
KFC
Yeah. So Shan Sharp is. So he, you know, a couple days ago and announced he's going to get $100 million deal. And then this girl comes out and says this girl he dated consensually for two years but is saying that he forced himself on her two in two different occasions. And he came out right away and made a video being like this is all these allegations are false, he said. And, and the girl lawyered up with the, the Tony Busby who's like the Jay Z, like celebrity lawyer he goes after, you know, and he said Tony Busby is going to put out a 30 second snippet of a sex tape that makes me look like an abuser. I challenged them to put out the full video. Go ahead, put out the full 10 minutes. If I had it, I would, but.
Bob Fox
I don't have access to goodness.
KFC
So, but, and, and so I don't know. A lot of, a lot of it, like the timing seems suspicious. I think it's a little bit weird. Like if you're, if you're in a consensual relationship, that does not mean that, you know, you can't be abused or assaulted. But it's just all a lot of like weird circumstances. But when you're 54 and you're dating a 19 year old, 19 year old.
Bob Fox
What the.
KFC
I didn't know that at first. Like I, I do think he probably is probably a lot of weird on both sides. But the, like that to me is where it starts.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
KFC
Well, down to that. And that doesn't mean, you know, did anything. It's not Illegal. I mean, I think they need to change the age or something like that. There needs to be a new. It's not based on just you do this and you're legal. It should be like an age gap thing, you know what I mean?
Feidelberg
Like the old. Was it you divide your age in.
KFC
Half plus seven or whatever. Like, like if you. Okay, if you're 18, you are legal.
Feidelberg
So weird. We were like concerned with that when you were like 20.
KFC
I know, but it's not funny that like more people were concerned about that when they were like 20 than like.
Feidelberg
The 50 year olds.
KFC
The 50 year olds just say is illegal.
Bob Fox
It should be post headlines on is horrible Shannon Sharp to rape.
KFC
Yeah, that was. Well, so then that was interesting though. They put out this, this. She, she put up a phone clip, a phone call clip. And she says they're arguing and she says, stop manipulating me. And he goes, if you say that word one more time, I'm gonna choke the out of you. Which is not a good thing. But the headline of like I'm gonna choke you versus if you said that, like it's like, you know, Shannon Sharp says he's going to kill woman. And it's like, if you do that one more time, I'm gonna kill you.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
KFC
So it's all very. But it all comes about when once people find out that, you know, you're flaunting your money. But yeah, this is, this is gonna get, this is gonna get me. He did offer her 10 million bucks up front to not say anything, but. And I know that looks bad, but I don't know, there's definitely a world where it's like, that doesn't necessarily mean I did anything illegal. But there's a bunch of. That's going to be distasteful. There's a bunch of that's going to be private and weird and I'd rather that just not be out there. But the, the look of I'm willing to give this person $10 million to go away certainly looks guilty. But when you, if you're about to make 100 million and your people are saying, you know, this will hurt your brand, if we can make this go away, we should.
Feidelberg
But yeah, I'm not even giving someone $10 million. I'm instead taking 90 million to not.
KFC
Have a hassle, that's really. Yeah, that's really what it is. And, and it's also like you're getting offered 100 million but not after these accusations come out. So now you're gonna get knocked down to like 50, so you might as well give her 10 so that, you know, you start doing the math and all this. Yeah. But, you know, it definitely does not look and sound good. And then he released like text messages that she sent to him that are like, crazy explicit. Being like one was like, I want you to. I want to put my tongue in your ass. And then you put a black baby in me.
Bob Fox
Oh, my goodness.
KFC
Oh, my God, this is gonna get so messy.
Bob Fox
I don't know if this is distasteful to bring up. Andor debuted last night.
Feidelberg
Star wars show is hilarious.
KFC
Put a big. Kept saying, put a big black baby in me. He goes, and this is another thing, you know, they slide this in there. He goes, her name is Gabby, which also is a little weird because she's. She. She filed as Jane Doe. And I don't think you're supposed to out people, but I also sometimes think, if you're gonna drag me, we're gonna be public, then you gotta be public. But he goes, her name's Gabby, also known as Carly on Only Fans, which is a way to like slide in that. She's also an only fans girl. So. So it's a whole lot of mudslinging and all that. So young.
Feidelberg
And the black baby reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. It was like. It was like 2001, Brady. This pats won the Super Bowl. Brady was on Letterman. And I guess at the time some woman had offered. I'm sure. I'm sure he wasn't a real offer. I'm sure it was a psychotic fan or whatever. And someone had offered Brady a million dollars for a sample of his sperm. So they could. Should make their baby or whatever.
KFC
That's actually a great idea. They should become studs.
Feidelberg
And. And David Letterman goes, you should take it. Just send them Vince Wilforks or something like that. And I was like, that would be great. Of course, nowadays it's not okay.
Bob Fox
I think there's a Jason Bateman movie about that. The Switch up, the Change up, something like that.
Feidelberg
You're mixing up two movies. There's Change up. The Change up stars Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds. A great movie movie. And then you're thinking of Switch. No, the Switch is also a Jason Bate movie. You were thinking of. Ah, God. What's it called? It's Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughn has like a thousand kids.
KFC
Yeah.
Bob Fox
No, no, no. I'm thinking of the Jason Bateman one where Jennifer Aniston is having. She's gonna get inseminated. He goes into the bathroom all Drunk and spills the cup. And he's like, I guess I'll just put mine in there.
Feidelberg
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's funny.
KFC
I'll just put mine in there.
Bob Fox
I was gonna say. Andor the new Star wars show debuted last night. Big, big, like, change in Star wars culture. They said rape in a Star wars for the first time.
Feidelberg
Really?
Bob Fox
There's an attempted rape. It was adult. I didn't even know.
KFC
Like, a guy forcing himself.
Bob Fox
Like, he's. He's like, it's heavily implied. He's grabbing her. She says, he tried to rape me. It was like. It's now Andorra is like Star wars for adults.
KFC
It's like, yeah, yeah.
Bob Fox
Dark. Fucking real mature show. But I was sitting there in my X Wing helmet, my lightsaber. Oh, my God.
KFC
So me and Baby Yoda are like, holy.
Bob Fox
Like, oh, my. The ears do it. Don't listen, Grogu. Don't listen.
Feidelberg
That's hilarious. Holy.
Bob Fox
Texted Jeff D. L. I was like, you didn't warn me for that one.
Jackie
In. In Shutter island, they said the N word, like, hard R. And I had such, like, a, like, white woman reaction. I was like, oh, God. And I was so proud of myself.
Feidelberg
That's a good check.
Jackie
That was a good check.
KFC
Have you ever seen me and you saw this recently? I think we were both watching, like, on tbs, the Longest Yard remake with Adam Sandler.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
Bob Fox
Stone Cold goes Stone Cold Goldberg.
KFC
Goldberg or Stone Cold?
Bob Fox
Both of them are.
KFC
Yeah, but.
Bob Fox
But Stone Cold says, I think, Stone Cold.
KFC
Yeah. I mean, he blatantly drops a hard R right on Nelly. And that show, that. That movie is like a fun sports movie.
Feidelberg
Yeah, dude.
KFC
They used to throw this around.
Feidelberg
Like, that's how a white man runs a football.
Bob Fox
You guys talk about Stone Cold driving his ATV into the fans.
KFC
Did we talk about this?
Feidelberg
No.
KFC
Oh, at WrestleMania, he drove his. His ATV down the ramp, and he crashes it into the barrier. And there was a girl sitting front row, but there's still, like, several feet.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
KFC
And she, like, it hits and she kind of gets jarred. And then I think she sees the potential for, like, dollar signs and then just, like, collapses.
Bob Fox
She was pissed.
KFC
Watch her just fall down. Like, bro, if anything, that's like, if you're sitting front row, WrestleMania, it's an honor. I'd be like, run me over. So this is on my face and run me over.
Bob Fox
That being said, my first wrestling event ever, I was front row for the raw after WrestleMania 20. Stone Cold comes out, does the beer bag. Beer all over my lap as A four year old, I think.
KFC
Yeah.
Bob Fox
And my dad was ready to jump the barricade and fight Stone Cold. And it was like, no, no, this is an honor. But my brother brought up a great point about this. Nick Khan had to go over to this girl right afterwards and, like, calm her down.
KFC
Well, even Stone Cold kind of gave her, like.
Bob Fox
He was like, are you all right?
KFC
Yeah.
Bob Fox
And then this was also kind of funny. He misses the ramp to go on.
KFC
He's supposed to go with that black thing there, that black rap. So he's got to stop. He has to bag it up, up, and then they have to help him move.
Bob Fox
My brother said he's like, what if this girl goes backstage? She goes, I want that man sobriety tested right now. Right after he does the beer test. What happens? What happens?
KFC
Then he was drunk and he crashed.
Bob Fox
Into me and he hurt me at Wrestlemania. Look at this. He got the wheel stuff.
KFC
He might have been drawing. Yeah.
Bob Fox
There's a chance he was there.
KFC
And then you would think at this point that he would be like, all right, let me, like, figure my out.
Bob Fox
He's just like. He went so fast. I was watching from the press box, like, oh, my God.
Feidelberg
He's got to slow down.
KFC
And then watch this, though. He. He does a little double middles, and.
Bob Fox
Then he zips down.
KFC
Watch how fast he goes down the ramp. Here he is moving, bro. Bro, that's bad. So like an indoor. That's a good ramp. He's got enough space there, but badass. And then what? He just kind of said, like, you guys are awesome, then left.
Bob Fox
He. So both nights they had a legend come announce the attendance of the building. So the first night it was Shawn Michaels. The second night it was Stone Cold. And he did a funny bit where he was like, I don't know if this number's true, so I'm going to have to verify myself. 1, 2, 1, 3, 4.
Feidelberg
What?
KFC
He is awesome. He is great.
Jackie
Can you have a golf cart in New York City? I feel like I've never seen one.
Bob Fox
Can you drive one?
Feidelberg
Probably not, I'd venture to guess. No, but you should be able to do.
KFC
I would love to get back on that scooter trend. If we can have the city bikes. I think we should have the scooters.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
Bob Fox
I mean, the lime scooters.
KFC
Yeah, yeah, that was that. I'm.
Feidelberg
I'm a. I mean, you can have them.
KFC
No, but we should have them like the. You know, you can pick them up and drop them off if you. It's actually, I Think safer. Like the city bikes are heavy and.
Bob Fox
You'Re pedaling and like are definitely, I think, definitely safer.
KFC
Yeah. I'm surprised that if you can do that, you should be able to do this city. Should just do city scoots too, or whatever.
Bob Fox
Although the. The dead zones of those. I didn't realize they had dead zones. I went to Atlanta last year for pfl. It was such a hot day.
KFC
What, it just cuts off or something?
Bob Fox
Yeah. And I wanted to see the hotel they filmed Loki at.
KFC
So I said it.
Bob Fox
I'm take one of those scooters.
KFC
Yeah.
Bob Fox
Took it over, got back to my hotel and it stopped working. And I was like far away from my hotel, but I was like, I guess I just gotta fucking lug this thing. The heaviest scooter you could ever imagine when it's dead. It's like a hundred pound razor scooter. Lugged it all the way back to my hotel. Tried to like say, all right, I'm leaving it here. It's like, no, no, this is a dead zone. Zone. I had to lug this thing a mile away from my hotel and then walk back. I took the scooter so I wouldn't sweat. I got back to my hotel room, like, boring.
Feidelberg
It's horrible.
KFC
I was cruising around Austin. I took. I took it like into the suburbs of Austin.
Bob Fox
Frankie's a big scooter guy. So on the punk dates, like in dc, we were zipping around. It's awesome. Could not keep up with him. He's like zooming out of traffic.
KFC
Yeah, I had one. One for a couple days in New York and I was taking it from the old office up to Grand Central and I was flying up and down Park Avenue and I was like, this is so sick.
Bob Fox
And I will eventually logging it onto the train.
KFC
No. Yeah, it really was only two days. And then it broke. We got like a prototype, so I think I brought it on the. On the Metro north with me. And then like, it was like one trip and it broke. But. But yeah, I'm a big time scooter guy. That'd be fire. So pop pong coming up. My mom's basement. Still cooking. Anything? Anything on the horizon?
Bob Fox
May 4th. I'm doing my first ever 24 hour stream. I hope people.
KFC
Oh, fuck.
Feidelberg
Yeah.
KFC
What's that for? May the fourth.
Bob Fox
Just May the fourth. And it's the 20th anniversary of revenge of the Sith this year. Okay, so we're celebrating revenge of the 5th as well. It'll be like 11am on May 4th to 11am on May 5th have, like, a ton of stuff planned for it.
KFC
We do it in office or at home?
Bob Fox
In office, yeah. In the. In the pop punk studio. So I think Nick Hamilton, Jake Bastard, probably going to be with me probably the whole 24 hours. Hours. It's gonna be.
KFC
Oh, you know what I want to do? I want to play some WWF 2K with you.
Bob Fox
Oh, that'd be great.
KFC
I. I start. I. I started the other day, and I'm very bad at it. I have to, like, learn, like, once.
Bob Fox
The basic stuff, you'll get the hang of it.
KFC
The very beginning, though, is very, like, setting up, like, your faction and your group and all that.
Bob Fox
Oh, you're doing, like, the Myri stuff.
KFC
I must have just clicked into that by accident. Is there. Is there a place where you can just wrestle and go?
Bob Fox
Totally. A place where you could wrestle and go Also. You'd probably like the. The showcase mode. This year they have, like, two, like, story modes. One of them is called showcase mode mode where you play through, like, classic matches. So you'll play Hogan versus.
KFC
You could do, like, Helena cell 98, not that one.
Bob Fox
Because this year's faced on the Samoan bloodline. So it's all matches that the Samoan bloodline were involved in. Alpha and Sika, the Rock, the Head Shrinkers, all of that. So it's. It's fun.
Jackie
Should we get the gang back together and do that little game that we played?
Bob Fox
Oh, Park.
KFC
That was on the three of us. Yeah, yeah, I would. I. I'd love all those. I don't know if there's any other, like, little collaborative, cooperative game even just.
Bob Fox
Like, get together and play Mario Party one day.
KFC
Oh, oh, you know, we got to play Gang Beasts. Have you played that?
Bob Fox
I think I've heard of it. Aren't they like, little, like, color guys?
KFC
Yeah, you're like these little, like, throw each other off. Yes. You're like, on a dock or something like that. Great game. Yes.
Bob Fox
Oh, I definitely.
KFC
You walk very funny and you, like, throw your arms and headbutt people and you pick them up and throw them off, but you can climb back up.
Bob Fox
And it's almost like that fall guy game without the, like, object, like, the obstacles. It's not like a race. It's just like a battle royal. Right.
KFC
But yeah, so then, like, you throw, like, the subway. Yeah. It's so fun. I play with Keegan. He kicks my ass every time. But you get hit by a train. There's one. You do it on a dock and. And sharks jump out of the water. Onto the dock and eat you. There's one where you're in an aquarium and a giant octopus comes out and kills you.
Bob Fox
Yeah, this is my.
KFC
But, yeah, this. This one will play. And. And. And it's so frustrating and, like, annoying. You just headbutt people and smash them and throw them.
Bob Fox
Oh, yeah.
KFC
Then you got to climb back up. This guy's about to get creamed by a train.
Bob Fox
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Jackie
Oh, wow.
Bob Fox
Oh, no.
KFC
They can't get. But they make it, like, intentionally hard to maneuver. It's not that easy to climb up, so, like, you got to hit, like, a thousand buttons just to make this little climb. And then it's so fun. We got to do it.
Feidelberg
Love it.
KFC
We got to do it. Yeah, you do. Like, best of seven. It's fun. All right, so, yeah, we'll do some video game streams. My mom's basement's always cooking. Be ready for the May 4th stream. Get ready for punk four episodes of.
Bob Fox
My Office Basement this week as well.
KFC
Oh, it's a big week.
Bob Fox
Big week.
KFC
Is mine out?
Bob Fox
Yes.
KFC
Yeah. Go listen to the last of us. Talk with me, Clem and Bob andor talk. Whoa. I don't know what that one is. That's cool. Thank you, Bob. Appreciate it.
Bob Fox
Of course. Thanks for having me.
Feidelberg
Thanks, big dog. Sa.
Podcast Information:
The episode opens with KFC (the host) setting the stage for a Thursday broadcast featuring Bob Fox, a beloved Barstool personality. The focus quickly shifts to a recent event where Bob Fox and Dave Portnoy attended a UFC fight and faced unexpected booing from the crowd.
At [00:56], Bob Fox shares his discomfort with the crowd's reaction:
Bob Fox: "I've been getting booed lately. I don't know."
KFC elaborates on the situation:
KFC: "So Dave and Bob went to UFC, and when they got put on the Jumbotron, they got booed. But Dave had just gone on CNN and said, like, Trump and the tariffs are stupid."
Dave's remarks on CNN about political topics seemingly triggered the negative response at UFC. KFC observes:
KFC: "...watching Dave, like, watching a man's ego, like, crumble in real time was unbelievable."
The discussion shifts to the presence of Donald Trump at UFC events. Feidelberg expresses his admiration for Trump emulating a fighter persona with walkout music:
Feidelberg: "I actually like the fact that late Trump does that kind of like, I like, I think the President should go to, like, the Super Bowl."
Bob Fox adds:
Bob Fox: "UFC is very smart to go to..."
They debate Trump's choice of walkout music, referencing Kid Rock and contemplating more theatrical entrances akin to professional wrestlers.
The conversation delves into the complexities of interacting with political figures in social settings. Bob Fox reflects on the challenges of maintaining personal integrity while navigating public expectations:
Bob Fox: "I feel like I've spent, like, 10 years feeling one way, stand up and smile, like, yeah."
They debate whether it's appropriate to shake hands with public figures like Trump, considering personal beliefs versus social norms.
Bob Fox introduces his quirky tradition of limiting himself to one grape a year due to his fruit allergies:
Bob Fox: "I'm having my one grape for the year. Like, one grape a year. I love grapes."
This leads to humorous exchanges about managing allergies and the lengths to which they go to enjoy certain foods.
KFC and Bob Fox share personal stories about dealing with back issues, highlighting the frustration and disbelief from family members regarding their conditions:
KFC: "...we went to the doctor and it was like, your nerves are obliterated right now."
The trio reminisces about their experiences with pop punk concerts and discusses future plans. Bob Fox mentions:
Bob Fox: "We'll do another tour like we did last year this year. So probably like fall college towns."
They express enthusiasm for the pop punk scene's growth and the community around it.
Mid-episode, KFC promotes sponsors like Brunt Workwear and BlueChew, integrating them seamlessly into the conversation with humorous takes:
KFC: "Make life easier by getting harder and discover all your options@bluechew.com and right now you get the first month for free..."
The discussion shifts to various media topics, including TV shows like Black Mirror and movies such as Shutter Island. They critique and share opinions on plotlines and character developments, emphasizing how media influences their conversations.
KFC and Bob Fox explore the intersection of video games and wrestling, sharing personal gaming experiences and favorite matches from wrestling events:
KFC: "We could be asking him questions, you know, like, would you rather live in the 1800s?"
The conversation is peppered with humorous stories, including Bob Fox recounting an incident at WrestleMania and Feidelberg discussing phone mishaps. They maintain a lighthearted tone, ensuring the discussion remains engaging and relatable.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts and guests reaffirm their plans for future interactions and events, including Bob Fox's upcoming 24-hour stream celebrating Star Wars’ Revenge of the Sith anniversary. They encourage listeners to stay tuned for more entertaining discussions and personal stories in upcoming episodes.
Bob Fox on being booed at UFC:
[00:56] "I've been getting booed lately. I don't know."
KFC on Dave’s ego crumbling:
[01:15] "Watching Dave, like, watching a man's ego, like, crumble in real time was unbelievable."
Feidelberg on Trump’s UFC appearance:
[03:15] "I think he's, if he was a guy I liked, I'd really like it."
Bob Fox on Grape Day:
[09:37] "I love grapes... It's the one grape I have."
KFC on shaking Trump's hand:
[15:43] "I think it's okay if you shake the president's hand too."
KFC discussing legacy pop punk:
[33:16] "Pop punk's one of my favorite things that ever developed at Barstool."
Bob Fox on 24-hour stream:
[83:39] "I'm doing my first ever 24 hour stream. I hope people..."
This episode of KFC Radio masterfully blends current events, personal anecdotes, and lighthearted banter, anchored by the engaging personalities of KFC, Bob Fox, and Feidelberg. The discussion around the booing incident at UFC serves as a catalyst for broader conversations on politics, personal health, and entertainment, making it a rich and entertaining listen for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.