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Kevin Clancy
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Kevin Clancy
I just saw you were illegal because you had turned 18. It was an under 18 tournament.
Ralph Macchio
I mean, people are the black belt.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, you should, you know, none of.
Ralph Macchio
This should have been also drinking scotch in front of this teenager talking about World War II.
Kevin Clancy
It's another addition to Casey Radio on the Barstool Sports network. We got a full house. 15 year old Steve is back in the building. Una behind the glass Pavs and Jackie that. So, you know, the family is, it's a big squad. Big. It's big for us, man. I mean, you go back to like it was probably a period of time where it was like just me and you for a little bit, right? I mean, me, you and my brother. And then by the time my brother left, I guess Jackie and Nick, it kind of, you know, gone back in. But yeah, I mean from three to three to six, three to five is a big, big difference. So we got a whole team here I am covered in ketchup.
Chris Castiglione
Okay. I hadn't seen anything. I was just going to be, what?
Kevin Clancy
What's all over you covered in ketchup?
Chris Castiglione
How does this happen?
Kevin Clancy
First of all, what a, what a stroke of luck. I guess I'm wearing red pants. The day that I get covered in ketchup. I come to work, I go to the kitchen, I get a bagel. Not a bacon, egg and cheese, no salt, pepper, ketchup. I just had a bagel, cream cheese. I come, I sit down, I eat my bagel, I do a One Minute man video. And then I was like, it smells like ketchup. And I looked down and this, I mean you can see it. But when it was like dark and wet, it was like, it looked like it was covered in blood. And I was like, I'm looking around, you never know in here. I was like, did I get booby trapped? Did I sit on a bacon, egg and cheese? Like, what is going on? So I grabbed Jackie to film it and I was like, we gotta like Crack the case. We gotta figure this out. And so I retrace my steps. I go back to the kitchen, and I was like, okay, here's where I leaned over the table. I'm thinking maybe I bumped up against it. And I was like, I don't know what's going on? And then Jackie's like, what's that? And there was a ketchup packet on the floor, and I must have just stepped on. It popped, and I was just covered in ketchup. And it smells like that. Ketchup.
Jackie
See the video, though, that I said, it was like, look back, you go, what?
Kevin Clancy
I was. I mean, it was gonna. I'm happy she saw that. It was gonna haunt me for the rest of. I was like, around. Like, how do you just get covered in ketchup?
Chris Castiglione
Red rum.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. And I, I, I, I. I mean, I didn't hear it pop or anything, but I must have just. And it was. It was on, like, the cabinets. I mean, it exploded.
Chris Castiglione
That's. This. This place is. It's not upkept. Not. There's not a lot of upkeep.
Kevin Clancy
No, no. I mean, it was next to the dumpster.
Chris Castiglione
And, dude, there was a. They were keeping track of how long there were. In the other bathroom, there was a cockroach in the middle of the floor, and they just kept track for how long it was there for. It was like two weeks. Like, it was just, like, dead. Very obvious that no one cleaned the bathroom for two weeks. It was just, there's a cockroach in the middle of the floor. And I was like, cockroach is still there.
Kevin Clancy
It's fucking disgusting. That is actually fucking gross.
Jackie
Do you think the RStudio is the grossest?
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, probably up there.
Kevin Clancy
I don't think not the girls. Son of a boy. Dad is kind of like, be close. Yeah, yeah. They can't be great, right? It's not great. We've been in here, like, the longest and lived in it the most and, like, are here.
Chris Castiglione
We literally lived in it at times.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Right, right. Slept in here, lived in here. It's not great. It's Jackie's fault.
Jackie
I feel like we got new interns to play.
Kevin Clancy
Get your interns in line, man.
Jackie
Guys, seriously, clean it up.
Kevin Clancy
I feel like I see that you've gone into your, like, summer Canadian tuxedo.
Jackie
Yeah. Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
It's a good fit.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, thanks.
Jackie
Thanks.
Kevin Clancy
And. And, you know, your shoes. You want to put your shoes on.
Jackie
Yeah, I'm a flats girly. It's pretty big. Pretty big. You know Shift. So just don't be alarmed if a new personality starts to come out.
Kevin Clancy
What.
John Feitelberg
What.
Kevin Clancy
What tanning lotion are we using here?
Jackie
Oh, okay. I'm so happy you asked. So, everyone. You know, I've tried out a lot of the tanning lotions. It's just a good old CVS brand. But right now, don't look closely, because I haven't shaved my legs since. Like, it's a bad tan right now. It's, like, been kind of.
Kevin Clancy
I was going to say. I wouldn't. I wouldn't shout out this brand.
Jackie
Okay, first of all, my skin's all dry. Stop looking at my leg.
Chris Castiglione
I was going to say, I think it looks fine. I don't. I don't. I don't have.
Jackie
You look up close. It's really not okay. But. But today's. Today's supposed to be the last day of the tan, so it's like I. I need to exfoliate. Just don't worry about it. Tomorrow I'm gonna be looking good.
Chris Castiglione
Is there anything else we should worry about?
Jackie
What?
Chris Castiglione
Is there anything else we should worry about?
Jackie
Yeah. Okay. Can we do that?
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. So this. We've been teasing this for, like, a week. I can't even remember what the thing was, so. Refresh my mind.
Jackie
Yeah, yeah. It's just, like, phrases. I just asked Chat GPT to come up with, like, phrases kind of like, oh, speaking of.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Jackie
Oh, okay. Like. Like. Like, look away at the cat dragged in. Or like, I only saw the first one. I tried not to look at any of them, but, like, not my circus, not my monkeys. The only one I know that's in there. And then. Sweet.
Kevin Clancy
What do we do with it?
Jackie
We pick it. We don't tell anybody. And then we have to try and slip it into conversation stealthily. And if you get caught, then. Then you have to pluck out six arm hairs.
Chris Castiglione
Okay.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
Oh, okay.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. We were trying to come up with the. The punishment. Jackie was like, I don't know, like, pluck your arm, Harris. I was like, that's. That's it. Obviously, that's what's going to be.
Chris Castiglione
I have a different punishment that I would like to do. I don't know if we don't have to do it for this. I think this is a funny punishment, and I think someone should have to do it at some point. I think we should all have to do it at some point. I think it's funny. It is like, you know, like, sometimes when, say, someone performs at the Grammys, and then, like, their local Mic leaks, You know, like the mic. Like, they were actually, like, they were dubbed or they were lip syncing. But, like, you can actually hear them being like, girls. They want to have fun. So we have to do a local mic concert. So, like, we'd have to dance and sing and. And as much as we can. And then. And like, we'll put on like five songs, say. And then it gets edited into like a one minute clip that can never go anywhere because we can't put out.
Kevin Clancy
I was gonna say we can't do any music.
Chris Castiglione
But just picturing like Pabs, Jackie, Kevin, myself, anybody trying to dance and sing, you. There's no routine. There's no choreography. You just got to put on a concert. You got to do it on this table that just came to me. You got to do it on this table. And then it gets edited and it's just our voice that goes out.
Jackie
Okay.
Kevin Clancy
Oh. Because we can't play the music.
Chris Castiglione
Play the music. So it's just our voice of like. And you don't get to learn the lyrics. It's just like we put on songs that you probably know. And you got to sing and dance as best you can to say four or five songs night.
Jackie
Kevin and I are pretty staunchly. We're not going to sing and dance. Like, I think that you're kind of always trying to fight.
Kevin Clancy
Just wants to do that. Wouldn't it be funny and really good for content if we. We did a little karaoke concert?
Chris Castiglione
That would be get up there in.
Kevin Clancy
A dress, high heels, and you just. You just like, sing Taylor Swift. Wouldn't that be funny?
John Feitelberg
We should all.
Kevin Clancy
We should all do that. I'll go first and second and third.
Chris Castiglione
The people who are not performing, they choose the music, they choose the songs. You just.
Kevin Clancy
You're just there and then those people have to just sit there. And then they watch you have audience.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Jackie
Oh, yeah. Okay. I see the vision. I don't want to. But here's the thing also, it's like, we know this. We're not the team to do things right now. First of all, I want on the record. We're doing something six arm here is much easier than like doing a full concert type thing. I. I say let's ease into it. Okay, But I like this idea and we'll do it, but I just don't.
Kevin Clancy
What. It's just like, so hard to work in naturally.
Jackie
Yeah, I know, I know. That's the point. Yeah, mine is. So I am just gonna grab a second.
Kevin Clancy
I will do my first. I just Want to see, like, if they're all as hard as this one or if. If I grabbed a bag. One bad one. Okay. The first one.
Jackie
Do you guys wanna. It's might be kind of.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
Steve's gonna say one thing and he's gonna.
Jackie
I'll get the tweezers today.
Kevin Clancy
Okay. So it says you.
Jackie
No, don't say it.
Chris Castiglione
I could get six arms, hands, no problem.
Kevin Clancy
No, there's one I still want to play. I still want to play my game. I invented my taboo game.
Jackie
Okay, what is it?
Kevin Clancy
It's like. It's like. It's like pyramid, where you have to get somebody to say a word. You know what I mean? Like a clue giver and then a word sayer. Right?
Jackie
Clue giver, word sayer. Okay.
Kevin Clancy
But if. Okay, so it's. Let's say it's our turn, right? And our word is meat. Okay.
Jackie
Okay.
Kevin Clancy
And let's say we were playing without other Casey Radio people, right?
Jackie
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
So the idea is you have to get your partner to be able to say the word, but if the other teams meet so we can say the word too, then it cancels out. You don't get points. So if I were to say something like, you cook this when you're doing barbecue, everybody would be like, meat, Right. Or they could guess that. But if we were playing with people who didn't know you, and I say you wear sweatshirts that have this on it a lot.
Jackie
Oh, yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Only me and you would know meat.
Jackie
It's kind of like the tick tock trend where it's like people hold up their phone. Okay.
Kevin Clancy
But the other. If the other team can also guess it, like, you don't get any points. So it's basically like a best friend test. It's like, do we have our own insight?
Jackie
Yeah. Do we have enough, like, inside jokes with each other?
Kevin Clancy
Doesn't be inside jokes, but it could just be like things that I know, you know that. Like if I were to be like, we always joke that you're from, you're not from. Yes. But other people might not know that. You know? But so if you say it, like, in a general way, anybody could guess it. So you have to, like, how well do you know somebody? It's like a best friend test. I don't know what the name of it would be.
Jackie
It also reminds me of the other game that we were gonna play, the straw. Like picking straws, short end of the stick. I think we were gonna.
Kevin Clancy
I love that one.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
What's that one?
Chris Castiglione
The one we played at the Delta Lounge at the airport.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. Yeah. But what a shower.
Chris Castiglione
It basically was just short straws and it was whoever had to. We all wanted to shower, but like none of us really wanted to. And it was whoever got the short.
Kevin Clancy
Straw, so we just had to pass. That was me.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. And I walked right in with them.
Chris Castiglione
I think all of us ended up showering, right? Did you? Loser. I didn't love my shower. Oh, I loved it. It was just. I. I kept. You know what?
Kevin Clancy
It was like, it was a delight.
Chris Castiglione
It was like I was on the.
Kevin Clancy
Phone in my shower.
Chris Castiglione
You know when you can hear and you're staying in a hotel and you can hear all the doors opening and closing, so you never really like, relax.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
You know what I mean?
Kevin Clancy
It's like.
Chris Castiglione
Like the big lock opening. The big lock closing. And I was just like showering, but I could constantly hear doors opening.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
And I kept being like, oh, yeah.
Kevin Clancy
You'Re in a very public shower now.
Chris Castiglione
I was like, is that my shower? Is that my door? And no, you locked it. And I never really, like, chilled.
Kevin Clancy
I was at a wedding this weekend and my parents were there. The family wedding. And they were right above or below my hotel room. And my mom goes to me, so don't be making any noise. I was like, jesus Christ. So I turned my porn down. Thanks for the tip. That was awkward. As.
Chris Castiglione
Dude, I was at. I had Dana's wedding this weekend. The separate weddings. Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
The is such like a Massachusetts thing that I. I think at least I don't know, we're the. The. Dana got married at a very nice place. And everyone I've spoken to at the wedding or outside of the wedding who I, you know, I told where the wedding was. Everyone's reply. So Peyton Pritchard got married. I'm like the 9th best player on the Celtics. Like that's the biggest thing about this.
Kevin Clancy
But you know, for. For Dana that was probably like, it.
Chris Castiglione
Won'T be clear. Like it wasn't just like the people I like. Because I was in Massachusetts all weekend. Every. I was in three separate locations.
Kevin Clancy
They all knew that I was like.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, I was at the Witch M Beach club.
Kevin Clancy
They.
Chris Castiglione
Oh p. Got married there. Why do you all know that?
Kevin Clancy
It's cuz his wife. It's cuz his wife is very famous.
Chris Castiglione
Oh really?
Kevin Clancy
She's way more famous and richer than him. Oh, I forget her name. You know some Emma McDonald. Yeah, she's.
Chris Castiglione
Oh, okay, so that makes more sense.
Kevin Clancy
She's a famous tik tocker. Yeah. Model.
Chris Castiglione
Well, that solves that one dude. I spend time with Eddie this weekend.
Kevin Clancy
What a gem.
Chris Castiglione
Gotta be my favorite person.
Kevin Clancy
Did you see he brought that pizza to Vindog?
Chris Castiglione
I did not. He told me he had told me he was with Vindal night before.
Kevin Clancy
I. I actually. It made me like, check myself where I was like, I would never do that in a million years. I wouldn't think to do that. It was a really nice thing he did.
Chris Castiglione
He's. I was driving home today and I was just thinking about him and I was like, there are probably a hundred people at barstool who make their money, like, who are professional talkers. None of us are better than Eddie. Yeah. Like, he just, he. The way he, like, he's so engaging, but he's like. Like he doesn't pressure you.
Kevin Clancy
And he's so funny in that accent, man.
Chris Castiglione
Dude, he did. I know, like, last time I talked about him, I did like his face thing. He did the same thing again today where he's like. He was talking about all the places he'd been in Massachusetts and he's like, linwood Cafe. And I was like, no. He goes, good pizza. Like, the way he says goodbye.
Jackie
He's also just somebody that you like. You just. You just want. You root for him.
Chris Castiglione
I, I, like, I like, I enjoyed being at the wedding and watching Eddie operate because he would just walk around. Like, I. I don't even know how he. I don't think he knew the people. Like, he would just be at a new cocktail table talking to new people.
Kevin Clancy
And I was like, that's awesome. I was so mad when he won to rival.
Jackie
Well, it was just like the second. The second I knew that I was up against him, I was like, oh, so I don't have it.
Kevin Clancy
I was like rooting hardcore for Jackie. And then he gave his speech and I was like, eddie, Eddie just won.
Jackie
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. I think I was like, jackie's gonna vote for Eddie.
Chris Castiglione
The. I also, I was down the cape. So I caught up with a buddy of mine and he. He was telling me a story about how he was just in Puerto Rico and. And the cabbies wouldn't really talk to him. And he. They always give him one way. Or dancers. Obviously he's a language barrier. But he. That started to bother him. He wanted to talk to him more. So he would ask every cab he got in, he would just go, bad Bunny or daddy Janky. And they would go, no.
Kevin Clancy
I was going to say, that's all it takes.
Chris Castiglione
They would start. They'd start. He goes. And they like, unload all this stuff, and he doesn't speak Spanish. But then he would just go, pero no, I bad bunny. Seen Daddy Jenky. And they would go, I swear that I spent that. You got a point.
Kevin Clancy
I would go, pit bull.
Chris Castiglione
Pit bull. The only reason I even got that story was because I had asked him. I was just like, yeah, like, what have you been up to lately? Like, what's your new thing you're doing? And he was like, what do you mean? And I said, I don't know. I've been listening to a lot of Bob Dylan. And he was like, I've been listening a lot of Daddy Yankee. This is G. And I was like. I was like, what do you mean?
Kevin Clancy
What is he doing listening to Daddy Yankee?
Chris Castiglione
I thought he was kidding. I started laughing and I was like, no, it's not like Bob Dylan makes more sense. He's like, no, I've actually been listening to Daddy Yankee.
Kevin Clancy
I would argue there is not a white person in the world who listens to Daddy Yankee. Like, you're at a bar, you're on the dance floor, you hear Gasolina. You know, reggae tone comes on you. You know it, you'll sing it, you'll dance to it. But to be like, let me get my Spotify out, Daddy Yankee. Like, scroll through a couple hits. Like, if you're playing a deep cut. Daddy Yankee, that is insane. 8:00am R tone two. I mean, that, like, listen, these are all Nina Sky, Move youe Body, Sean Paul, I'm Still In Love with you. I don't know that other one, which.
Jackie
It was Daddy Yankee, Gasolina and Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kevin Clancy
I mean, man, that. That, like, reggae tone movement and Sean Paul in, like, the 2000s was.
Jackie
I've been going through kind of like a big extra plug face. And, like, I just feel so white.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, my God. You are the whitest. That was my favorite Jackie moment ever. Nobody utilizes the invisible ink like Jackie.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
She's always hiding gossip.
Chris Castiglione
Do you do that a lot?
Kevin Clancy
Oh, at least to me. Yeah.
Jackie
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
I mean, they'll, you know, if. If it's like, somebody at work, there's some tea, there's some gossip, there's some news, something. It's like. It doesn't actually do anything. Just, you know, but when I.
Jackie
It just makes me feel a little bit better.
Chris Castiglione
I get that.
Kevin Clancy
When I saw. So if you. I posted it on Social. But if you didn't. If you didn't follow. If you don't follow along with me. Jackie texted me with the invisible ink. This is Saturday at noon. Who is. And I don't know if it's okay for me to say this. And then the next text was the invisible ink, or is it just a term? And I didn't hit it right away. And I was like, what could this be? Like, oh, a name. That's a word. That's a term. And. And then she said she thought it was a Slurpee, but it was. It was Jigga. Jay Z's nickname. Is it?
Jackie
Fine.
Chris Castiglione
It is. It's funny because, like, if you switch that J with a W, people are a lot more happy.
Jackie
I was gonna say, I feel like. I feel like I'll just, like, double GS are off the table maybe.
Kevin Clancy
Like. Like, I. I say the word larger. I don't even say bigger.
Chris Castiglione
Like, that's.
Kevin Clancy
That's. That is larger than. But then. So I said, it's Jay Z. And she said, oh, oh, see, that's confusing because he talks about himself in the third person.
Jackie
They all talk about themselves in the third person.
Kevin Clancy
It's kind of like I thought it was just a good friend of his. She said, I don't know. I just heard it all the time in songs. But then I looked it up, and it said that it was a slur. What? Said that it was a slur?
Jackie
I don't know. I just looked. I looked it up, and then it was like, you can't say that. And then Kevin posted, and I was like, well, I don't want to get.
Kevin Clancy
She DM me on the post. Be like, wait, can I say this or not? Well, it's out there now.
Jackie
Answer me at all.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, I think I just. She sent me that, and then I screenshotted that and posted that. I mean, it's. It's rooted in. I think we know why, you know, he's Jay Z and he's taking the job. I actually didn't put that together, I think.
Jackie
Yeah, it was just kind of like.
Kevin Clancy
I mean, he's got a song called Jigga My Jigga My Neighbor. So, like, it's all, you know, connected.
Jackie
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
But that was. That was maybe my favorite Jackie moment ever.
Jackie
Do we ever come up with our rap names?
Kevin Clancy
Like, I think, well, you. Aren't you supposed to be a country song?
Jackie
Una made a great rest of the rap for me. Do you want.
Una
I did, like, the creepiest thing I've ever done, and I. All I had downloaded for my flight to move to New York was the episode where Jackie was starting her rap song. And then I lost Internet, and I didn't have the whole episode downloaded. So all I heard was like, two of the bars, she said. And all I had was my notes app. And I was like, I'm gonna get to town.
Chris Castiglione
It's on.
Una
And I kind of it really good on the table.
Kevin Clancy
You got.
Una
No, I'm not gonna like wrap it, but I'll just say it so you can hear the bars. Let's see. Okay, so I used your initial idea. I said, big shoes to fill, but I wear them like slippers.
Jackie
Genius.
Una
All star mvp. Like, I'm hardened on the clippers.
Kevin Clancy
Wait, wait, wait. You. Which is. When did you start? That's.
Una
Yeah, that was me. Want to come for me? Then you better reconsider. I'm murdering the track. Call me Jackie the Ripper. I slip on your big shoes just to take out the trash. That was something you said. Watch my first rap song turn into a smash. I'll say what I want. The backlash. J Nick's on the track and about to make a splash.
Kevin Clancy
Bar.
Jackie
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Anyway, so now. So like, she's your ghostwriter. You have to perform.
Jackie
Here's the issue is like, now that you've contributed again, I'm like, barely. I'm barely making lunch money with this thing. And now I gotta give you half the price.
Una
No, you can take it.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, that was a made up line. That was your line.
Jackie
No, no, it wasn't.
Chris Castiglione
That wasn't what?
Jackie
I'm barely making lunch money.
Chris Castiglione
No, cuz I'm barely making lunch money. I got to give you the proceeds. You just said that with your own head. What? That's not your line.
Kevin Clancy
Well, put it on the next one then.
Jackie
That was an accidental bar, I guess. But no, because I was saying.
Chris Castiglione
You just said with your own brain. I'm barely making lunch. Lunch, lunch money. I got to give you half the proceeds.
Jackie
No, no, because that was the whole point of the song was I was like, I know I'm not going to like, make $100,000 from the song. I'm going to make a little bit of lunch money. So I would say, like, from this song, like, I'm playing it overnight. I'm barely making lunch money. But now you can get the proteins.
Chris Castiglione
Are you.
Kevin Clancy
That's on your life.
Chris Castiglione
Damn, I thought I sniped that.
Kevin Clancy
That has to be the name of the song, by the way. Like, lunch money in parentheses. And you get half the. The lunch money song is going to be a smash.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah, that's.
Kevin Clancy
No, that's like, you know, that's how the music industry works. You're the star she's the ghostwriter. You're, you're. Yeah, you're the host. She just has to do that. She gets writer credits. She'll be on the Spotify, you know.
Jackie
Did you hear it?
Kevin Clancy
No. What'd you say?
Jackie
It's like a sandwich with no bread. You can't do it without the authentication.
Chris Castiglione
I didn't hear. You didn't say it.
Jackie
Pick another one.
Kevin Clancy
Wait, it's like a, Is that a phrase? Wait, that's a question of mine. Are these phrases or you made these up?
Jackie
I, I kind of, I said like.
Kevin Clancy
You never heard that?
Jackie
I said can you do niche phrases? And also can you freestyle? Freestyle it a little bit. And like, I think that they just kind of came up with their own. So like essential bread, they said it means, you know, one.
Kevin Clancy
I mean I can, I can defer, infer what it means, but it's not a very. I don't think anyone's ever been like, I'll have a sandwich, no bread. I mean, I guess if you're the coolest one.
Jackie
It's no, it's no embarrassing making lunch money, but.
Kevin Clancy
Today's KFC radio is brought to you by Blue Chew Harder Dicks makes for an easier life. What do you think? That one? No, wait, no, harder. I mean hard and easy don't go to. Yeah, no, hard and easy go harder Dicks make for an easier life.
John Feitelberg
Yes.
Kevin Clancy
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Chris Castiglione
Oh, you want to hear a crazy story?
Jackie
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
My buddy moved from Northern California to Texas we weekend, but he was away, so he hired a moving company to do the moving. And he got to his apartment on Saturday or whatever. All the stuff was there. Very lucky. Fantastic. But there was one box he didn't recognize, and he opened that box up and what was it but a dead man? Just some guy's ashes in his house. Yeah. No, not a body. Not a body.
Kevin Clancy
I was like, wait second, dude. Like an international story.
Chris Castiglione
But the. So like, he like, reached out to. He. He found the family and then reached out to the son on LinkedIn and was like, hey, I just got home and I'm sorry to say this, but I think I have your father here. And the guy replied like, my sister's moving this weekend. I know she would be unaware of any missing packages. Can you please provide photo authenticity? And Pat just sent back that picture. And they kind of. And I don't know what to say other than thank you.
Kevin Clancy
Wait, so. So he was moving. How did this. And he got their box.
Chris Castiglione
He hired a moving company, right? And I guess somehow they.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, so they were moving. He was moving and like their. Got put together.
Chris Castiglione
Exactly.
Kevin Clancy
Got it.
Chris Castiglione
And he had said that he had mailed them. He had emailed them earlier because he. In his unpacking, he was. I'd seen that they ripped one of his paintings, his favorite painting, he says. And so he emailed them like, yo, you guys up my painting. What's the deal with this? Blah, blah, blah. They didn't reply to that. It's like two or three days later, he's opening more boxes, sees that one, and just sent an email that said, oh, you didn't want to reply to the rib painting. Well, I suggest you handle this.
Kevin Clancy
I don't know what to say except thank you. It's great. I've got your dead father here.
Chris Castiglione
That's unreal, dude. If I moved into a new apartment and my there's just ashes, I would leave. I'd be like, I need to get a new I. Bouncing a check in Vegas. I'm like, I gotta get the out of here.
Jackie
That's a bad.
Kevin Clancy
That's it. That was it. Yeah.
Jackie
You're also always saying, like, you know, like, that's the color.
Kevin Clancy
That was well executed.
Chris Castiglione
I wasn't even gonna bring it. The only reason I brought that story up was to say if I moved into it. Just to say as soon as I read, I was like, how can I bounce like a check in Vegas?
Jackie
Wait, what? Does it bounce like a check in Vegas?
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
That's a tough one to work in there. That would ever work. What else do we got?
Chris Castiglione
I get my hairs out.
Jackie
No, no, because you did it. I don't think you got called out.
Chris Castiglione
I did. That's two.
Kevin Clancy
I mean, Fetalberg only has about seven. On his head. On his arm. You're about to pluck 99 of the hair on your body too disgusting. There's something about this that rubs. I think fingers are like five. What?
Chris Castiglione
Well, two and then two is four. Then another one was five.
Kevin Clancy
I don't trust you, mathematic expert.
Chris Castiglione
You can take them. I don't even hurt. You want to take them out?
Jackie
Maybe we need a new. We might need.
Kevin Clancy
Maybe. Maybe, like Jackie should just throw a bag of chips in your face.
Jackie
Do you think that was the most mad at me you've ever been? Don't answer that question. Actually, don't answer that question.
Kevin Clancy
No, because it might be, though. But yeah, we can go through the list of all the times. Plenty of times. Yeah. No, I'm more mad at, like that than like, if you up at work for the millionth time, that's like, whatever, but just wrecking my face.
Jackie
You said to.
Kevin Clancy
I don't think I did.
Chris Castiglione
It was. It was. It was supposed to hit you in the face. It was. You were mad because you kept missing his face.
Kevin Clancy
And then you were like.
Jackie
But then I. Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
The. Speaking of Up. Pabs. First up ever.
Jackie
Wait.
Kevin Clancy
Well. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, one could argue that this is. It almost became a good thing because.
Chris Castiglione
It'S like everything we're like, way worse is way better than middle of the road.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, the.
Chris Castiglione
It was. Also, I didn't. Not that it would have been good either way, but once I. I thought it was just wallpaper. I didn't realize.
Kevin Clancy
Me too. So that's where. I actually think that's where he did a bad job. Is that I didn't even know what it was. So. Wait, so if you don't know. So last episode came out and. And we promoted it on social. And usually it's like a picture of. Of us, like, photoshopped with, like, the person we're talking about or the topic we're talking about. And this was like a stock photo of just a man and a woman arguing in, like, a living room. And I was like, this sucks. And. And we were like, it's gotta be uno. The interns. Like, somebody did this. Like, that's new. I. I would imagine we all had paths at the bottom of the list. And. And he was like, nope, it was me. But it was. The story John had told was about a guy from Reddit who was discharging his gun left and right in the house. And so the wall in Pav's Photoshop picture had bullet holes in it, but I don't think anybody recognized that right away. So it just looked like one of those shutter shock pictures.
Chris Castiglione
I knew it was. I. But I was like, I don't know what this is about.
Kevin Clancy
Well, I was. It was Photoshop. I wasn't Chad Beauty. But. But for fights. Went in on Twitter. Like, no. Yeah.
Una
We thought you asked for a boring way to promote a podcast.
Chris Castiglione
I didn't go in on anything. I just said what it was.
Una
But it wasn't.
Chris Castiglione
But it was. I didn't. I said it was wrong, but it's still. That is what it is.
Una
Sure.
Kevin Clancy
But.
Chris Castiglione
But.
Kevin Clancy
But Pabs. Having to be like, it was me.
Chris Castiglione
Like.
Kevin Clancy
Like that voice note and everything. Like, before sending that, I. I'll give the quick backstory. I usually post a YouTube thumbnail. I woke up. YouTube wasn't allowing me to download the thumbnail. And I'm, like, on my way to work, so I don't have a laptop with me, so I just quickly kind of just do it on my phone. And then I felt really guilty doing it. But, like, this will be a placeholder because it takes me an hour to get to the office, so I would. Really. Yeah. Well, for my old apartment, I just moved into.
Chris Castiglione
Not for long. Long. Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
20 minutes this morning. It was a breeze. I lived in Alphabet City. That takes an hour. It took, like, 45 minutes. Yeah. Wow. In Manhattan. In Manhattan. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. It's the worst city in the world. But, yeah. Then I was just like, I could rather wait an hour and not promote the show till. Because I always promote at 9. Not promoted till 10. Yeah. So, like, I'll just have this as a placeholder and no one will notice. Five minutes later, John. Then John tweeted about it. It was noticed.
Chris Castiglione
Oh.
Kevin Clancy
It was the thing. I was, like, sick the whole day about it.
Chris Castiglione
I was like, that's crazy.
Kevin Clancy
I'm going to venture because of the chatgpt thing.
Chris Castiglione
But anyone. Like, I wasn't. I wasn't mad. I was just Saying what it was. No, it wasn't.
Kevin Clancy
It wasn't, like, sick over that. It was sick. I was like. I felt guilty doing it and then I was like, fuck. That was a really mistake. Well, it's so funny because the, you know, I understand that the. That Chat GPT can make, like, really good graphics now, like, on the fly, but it's all, like, relatively speaking, those pictures still, like, stink. Yeah. But, yeah, John's exact tweet was. I don't know what this is, but there's a new episode out today. I assume a new intern asked Chat GPT for a boring, nonsense way to promote a podcast. Question mark?
Chris Castiglione
See, that's why I don't. I, like, that's not how I meant it at all. I just meant it like, yeah, there's a new episode out today. This promo sucks. There is an episode out today, but.
Kevin Clancy
You know, people, like, fights coming for heads today.
Chris Castiglione
I knew exactly how you meant it when I typed it. I didn't mean it like, I was.
Kevin Clancy
More sick over the fact that Jackie tweeted it was Pavs. Now people know that I use ChatGPT. No, it was more just embarrassing.
Jackie
I also would like to, like, defend. And nobody's preying on your dumble more than me. I didn't think it was that bad.
Chris Castiglione
It was just boring.
Kevin Clancy
Nobody wishes the worst for you.
Chris Castiglione
There's no context. You didn't know, like, what it was like, what's the episode about?
Kevin Clancy
What is this picture about? If there was. If there was a screenshot of the Reddit conversation with the bullets, like the, you know, and you saw the bullets.
Jackie
Like, maybe if the bullet holes in the back were just more.
Kevin Clancy
I didn't even see the bullet.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, I saw it. I just thought it was.
Jackie
Well, because we can't show guns and it's, you know, it's kind of like, problem. Yeah, it was trying to be like, a little bit like, oh, what is this? Granted, it looked like wallpaper.
Chris Castiglione
If I like that. I. I don't know. I was not. If I was Matt, I would just text you. I wouldn't, like, make a.
Kevin Clancy
Make a public, like, a scene about it.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, but if people thought that's what it was. And again, it's. The point is to get. It was arguably the best promo we've had in Godden.
Kevin Clancy
400, 000 impressions. And I planned this all around. The whole time. I knew this was gonna happen. So that's why I did this.
Chris Castiglione
This is all planned.
Kevin Clancy
It's so funny because it's like, if you could just fake that stuff all the time. It'd be great. But you really can't.
Chris Castiglione
Right?
Kevin Clancy
Like, if today, for this episode, you tried to do another one, it would be like, that's.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Now you're trying too hard. Now we notice it. Whatever. It's gotta. Your stupidity just has to be natural.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Otherwise it's not effective. That's why Jackie works all the time.
Jackie
No, I was ready. Like, I was, you know, excited for your first up. I was gonna go all in, but, like, I can't really.
Kevin Clancy
I mean, you said that first up. Is that true? You've never up. First month as an intern, I deleted Taylor Tomlinson's ati.
Chris Castiglione
I was gonna say. Yeah, I remember. There was an ATI deleted.
Kevin Clancy
Right, right. Pretty clean slate. I thought that was a prank. No, you end up pranking me because, like, oh, we said it was going to be like. What did we say? You said it was like, Taylor was texting me about how excited she was. She's going to play it before the Garden. Right. Play it at the Garden. And now it's gone. That was great. That was a good one.
Chris Castiglione
That was good.
Jackie
He was on the struggle bus that day.
Kevin Clancy
Jackie was like, that was my phrase.
Chris Castiglione
I had a feeling. I had a feeling.
Kevin Clancy
Goddamn.
Jackie
I would say something like that is a phrase on the struggle bus that. Six arm hairs, everybody.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. I guess that's the rule, right?
Ralph Macchio
Yep.
Jackie
Get them out.
Chris Castiglione
Everybody, Everybody.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, I just got, like, six in one burst right there.
Chris Castiglione
A. That's easy.
Jackie
Yeah, we probably could have.
Chris Castiglione
You can. You can hear mine get.
Kevin Clancy
I don't think I'm able to.
Una
Yeah, me neither.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, I'm gonna take a quick pause. Okay.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. While John's here, I guess we can just do our little Nick's postmortem.
Chris Castiglione
Sad.
Kevin Clancy
It is sad. It is sad. I was just arguing with Dave on the rundown about how much people relish beating the Knicks, and they're trying to, like, deny that that's the case. It's like, everything every. Like, everybody either says, like, the Knicks are irrelevant and haven't won and they don't mean anything. But then when they win, Halliburton's making videos. Miles Turner's posting Family Guy clips. They're tweeting at Ben Stiller. Dave's making shirts like, you wouldn't be doing this for the Pistons. It's almost as if they. They be like, the defending champions or, like. Or like a legacy team. And that's. And like. And. And then Dave was like, well, they. You bring it upon yourselves by being. I'm like, yeah, listen, we have a very passionate, crazy, wild fan base, and it drives other people crazy. Admit that, though. Admit that, like, it drives you nuts. And. And he. I would do this for any team. No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. If the Atlanta Hawks, it would be nothing. No one would watch the Orlando Magic. Yeah. You know, so it is. It's a weird dynamic where it's like, I do understand the people saying, like, why are they the Mecca? They haven't won in so long. All that's true. But there's just. I don't know what it is. It maybe. And I think it actually just ties back. I do know what it is. It's the city. It's New York. It's just like New York envy or whatever. But, you know, there's a reason why Kobe, Jordan and LeBron always play good at the Garden. There's a reason why people get up for these moments. They hate the celebrities, they hate the fans. They. They hated it all. But then you can't turn around and be like, the next don't mean anything because they clearly mean something. And it's so good for the league that they're good and, like, hopefully it continues. But yeah, Albert and Halliburton thinking that he won mvp, though. Oh, that was so good. That. That gave me a little bit. A little bit of solace that would have been. Did you see that?
Chris Castiglione
I did. I saw the game, but I actually.
Kevin Clancy
I turned it off, too, because I was sick of it. But, like, that, you know, EJ was like, you know, however he hyped it up, like. And they wouldn't have done it without this guy, you know, he led the team. He was like a monster. He was unstoppable. And Halliburton, the whole time's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like your Eastern Conference finals mvp, and he starts to step up and like Pascal Siaka, that felt good.
Chris Castiglione
But the thing, the thing about Halliburton, that. And this is more about the Olympics than this, but I feel like he'd even make that moment funny. Like, remember when did he do the Olympics? After the Olympics where he was like, flashing his gold, being like when you got an A on the group project.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chris Castiglione
I don't know Halliburton that well.
Kevin Clancy
I, I, unfortunately, he's now, you know, like, mortal blood enemy for the rest of the time. I, I didn't, I didn't have a problem with him. Now I Have to. You know, he's now, like, hand in hand with Reggie Miller. Reggie Miller is just. If there's. If I, I. I don't know if I could say these things, but I feel like if I could murder someone to get away with it, I think I would murder Reggie Miller. He's kind of the same thing. Like, I don't mind. I actually like it. Like, people complain all the time when sports analysts are, like, boring and vanilla, and then here's a guy who's not. Yeah, but it's a little weird to be, like, on the call, on the broadcast.
Chris Castiglione
See, I. I think they have it.
Kevin Clancy
At least balanced out. You know what I mean?
Chris Castiglione
Like, I watched, like, three of the games, probably, and it didn't really jump out to me, the bias. I'm sure to me it did.
Kevin Clancy
But I was also like, I'm reading into this, but it was just like, every 50. 50 call he was going against, and like, everybody, oh, that's an offensive foul. I was like, no, it's not. And I. And it's probably just like, sometimes you disagree with the analyst. But in my head, I was like, he's saying this because he hates the.
Chris Castiglione
Knicks, but that's why I think they should. He should do it the way Biz does it, where Biz, like, Biz doesn't pretend he's rooting for anyone.
Kevin Clancy
Yes.
Chris Castiglione
He's like, I want the Toronto Maple.
Kevin Clancy
I think this is, like, the coming out.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Like.
Chris Castiglione
Because, like, that's a very fair thing. Just say it and we all know it. And also just be like, Biz was doing. He wasn't on the call. He's doing intermission. But, like, for the Toronto series, Biz had a maple leaf style, and he would wear his blazer from the Maple Leafs. That said he was the ambassador of the team, and he would talk about the game they were playing. I just feel like.
Kevin Clancy
The only thing is, I feel like if you were to say to Reggie Miller, you're being biased, he'd be like, no, I'm not.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
So that. That's what would bother me, because he had. He was on the Rich Eisen show being like, Josh Hart when there was a time where the Knicks fans are all chatting like, Reggie Miller, and Josh Hart walked over and was like, did you hear him? Do you hear what they're saying? And. And he's, you know. So, like, then it's on. The rivalry is kind of back on. All that's well and good, but I just feel like then you gotta, like, I need, like, Stan Van Gunny to be, like, pro Nick's guy or something to kind of balance it out, but that. That's the way these broadcasts should be, I think.
Chris Castiglione
I think Biz at one point had the. The Maple Leafs tie tied around his head. It was just going, yeah, I don't know. Maple Leaf's gonna get out there tonight. Like, that's a way more entertaining way to watch a game.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, it is. For entertainment value. It's so much, much better. But I. And the Nick, like, I don't get why then you get penalized now for, like, Knicks fans being excited and, like, throwing parties. And it's like, it's cringe. It's lame. It's like, you know what's lame is not. Not doing this.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Not being, like, naming the streets is. Was stupid. But that's like a dumb PR thing that, like, the city wants to capitalize on. If I found out that, like, Jalen Brunson was like, hey, guys, like, let's name the streets after us, then it'd be a different story.
Chris Castiglione
Right.
Kevin Clancy
But I'm sure it's some, like, you know, public relations team in the mayor's office who's like, we got to do this. You know what I mean? So that kind of you got to get penalized for. And the Jalen Brunson hate is insane. Like, a week earlier, people were like, he might be the best player in the Eastern Conference, and now it's like, he's overrated. He's a bum. Get rid of him. He's not gonna. You can't take the next step. He had a bad series. He averaged 30 and six, like, the out of here.
Chris Castiglione
But it's crazy how it's like, sports are so funny. Like, it just happens. This is what happened to Tatum last year.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
Like, there's just always someone. Like, I saw Colin Coward say, like, tyrese Halliburton is doing everything he's told Jason Tatum does. Like, there's a way better player, blah, blah. I. I didn't even watch the video. It was just someone who sport. Some Boston sports fan, I follow, like, quote tweeted it and it's him, like, on, like, I think it was like a five minute video about how Halliburton is just waxing Jason Tatum. Like, if Jason Tatum was a real superstar, he'd be doing what Halliburton's doing. And someone just screenshotted it with their two.
Kevin Clancy
Identical.
Chris Castiglione
This final. And they're just. Exactly.
Kevin Clancy
I saw one too. It was like, Jalen Brunson had 19 points in the. In the game. In the closeout game, they were like, Jason Tatum would never. And it was a screenshot of, I think from that series. He scored 18 when the Knicks bounced him. I don't know.
Chris Castiglione
Everything's just people saying things. No one knows anything.
Kevin Clancy
Nothing is backed up. Rico, with the Kansas coach, when was the last time this guy lost 10 games last. Last year?
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. Nobody knows anything anymore. Rip to inside the NBA as well. That's. That's the big debate is whether or not that's gonna, like, continue on at espn. Well, they're going somewhere else, right? Aren't they? Yeah, but a lot of people are kind of like, they don't think it's gonna have the same. Which I think is kind of a fair.
Chris Castiglione
It's fair. Ish.
Kevin Clancy
But like, I mean, it very well might. But I also think there are concerns, like, it's not going to be the same. It's never.
Chris Castiglione
I'm sure. Yeah, right. It'll be. It'll be different and it'll be its own thing. And I'm sure it'll be still pretty goddamn entertaining.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, I think the four really entertaining people I think I saw, I think it was worldwide WOB or somebody was saying, though, like, there's like, ESPN already has Scott van Pelt for the post game. So now what do you do? Are they gonna like, kick Scott van Pelt out for these guys? Probably not. And when you do an ABC game, it's. You go. You go to the local news for post game. So are these guys gonna be able to cut into like, the, you know, ABC's 11 o' clock news? Probably not. All those things that are like, more logistical.
Chris Castiglione
That it's like will, but it'll probably like, like, SVP's not on the ABC broadcast. He's just on ESPN.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. You just pop over ESPN?
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
I found a kid who swings a golf club like a dream.
John Feitelberg
I'd like to try to qualify him.
Chris Castiglione
For the u. S. Amateurs coming to apple tv.
John Feitelberg
Plus, what's your name?
Ralph Macchio
I'm not into older guys, but I'm flattered.
Kevin Clancy
A new comedy series. Stick. I don't want to go on this trip.
Ralph Macchio
Your mouth's saying one thing, but those eyes are saying something else.
Kevin Clancy
From the home of Ted Lasso, you see your shot at redemption.
Chris Castiglione
This is your mulligan.
Kevin Clancy
Owen Wilson. This game takes and it takes. The game's finally giving me something back. Stick.
Ralph Macchio
You know, Arnold Palmer iced tea, lemonade. Mix it.
Chris Castiglione
I'm missing a nap for this. Streaming June 4th on Apple TV Plus.
Kevin Clancy
But those guys are probably the best to ever do it.
Chris Castiglione
They're awesome.
Kevin Clancy
I mean, they're. That. That basically, like, is a podcast, but I'm almost surprised that those guys. I know Shaq has his own show, but, like, those guys should just have a podcast.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah. I mean, Barkley start one for a bit. The steam room.
Kevin Clancy
I'm sure he did. Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
Or that might have been a show, but yeah, surprise.
Kevin Clancy
He hasn't like, really started one. But those. I mean, if those. Those four guys. If EJ was the host and he had three. I mean, the young bullet. Yeah, but I guess they're like, we do this, like, you know, 50 times a year on TV, so you don't need to. But did you see the. The truck that overturned with bees?
Chris Castiglione
No.
Kevin Clancy
250 million bees got loose. 70, 000 pounds.
Jackie
Wait, why was it. Why was there a truck?
Kevin Clancy
It was. They were transporting it. Probably because we're, you know, saving the bees still.
Chris Castiglione
I don't know. We saved them.
Kevin Clancy
That's. Yeah, I remember you telling me that. So I was going through my head and thinking that and good for us.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. We fixed the ozone and we fixed the bees. The two times that the. The people were like, humanity is like. Humanity stepped up. We did our. We did the thing.
Jackie
I'm kind of.
Kevin Clancy
I'm.
Jackie
I'm working against the ozone because I'm doing window open. AC on.
Chris Castiglione
It's a good time of the year for that.
Jackie
It's a good time. It's a. I can't be stopped, dude.
Kevin Clancy
AC on fire going. Because I like having fires. I had a fire. People were like, June. A June 1st fire is insane. It's like, well, this is how I roll. It's also been pretty cold.
Jackie
There was like a. A article that was saying that, like, Ozempic, since it's going to be for the use of everyone or like everyone's gonna be able to use it. It's gonna be like Advil, basically that there has to be a new, like, original or kind of being skinny is like a sign of wealth because you can, you know, you can afford like gym and no seed oils, all that stuff or whatever. So now it's. There has to be like a new sign of wealth which isn't going to be getting skinny. So then people, they was saying that, like, they think that it's going to be having really big families. And then like, that.
Kevin Clancy
That makes sense.
Jackie
And then also, like going on vacations very nonchalantly with your really big families, which I just thought Was, like, a really funny, like, niche way to show, like, to be the next. Like, it's also, like, annoying. I wish. Like, the way to show wealth. Like, why couldn't I just be in the Arrow? That was like, I just had to lose a few pounds. Seven kids?
Kevin Clancy
Well, yeah, because, I mean, having, like, more than two kids, I think is, like, insane.
Jackie
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
If you're like, I to it. I mean, if you were to go on vacation with, like, your family of, like, seven, you need, like, hotel rooms and seven plane seats and all that, sort of. So it does check out. I don't know if that'll be the, like, you know, the thing that shows, but it makes sense.
Jackie
It does make sense.
Chris Castiglione
It's the. I don't know the one thing, but it's certainly something that more people can't afford.
Kevin Clancy
I'm getting accused of being on Ozempic.
Jackie
I, I was look. Yeah, you.
Kevin Clancy
But I mean, like, I. But, like, yeah, I don't know. I, I, that's a bit much.
Chris Castiglione
What?
Kevin Clancy
To think that I don't know. Zempic.
Chris Castiglione
I, I would agree that it's too much, but you've lost a ton of weight.
Kevin Clancy
Have you hit, like, well, but I.
Chris Castiglione
Didn'T notice it until the other day. You were standing here in a sweatshirt. I was like, when the. Did you get really skinny?
Kevin Clancy
I've always been that, like, you know, lose, like, £15 and you can't tell. And then I lose 16 and I look like I'm a corpse, you know? But I don't. I was not, like, I was fat for, like, me, like, my blah body. But I don't think I was like, I need to go get old. Zemping. Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
But I'm almost like, I'll take it, you know?
Jackie
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Like, a lot of people were dming. I put up a video the other day explaining. And I mean, all my mentions are like, ozempi. Ozempi King. Why are you lying? I'm like, we're not.
Jackie
We're giving too much credit to Ozempic and not enough credit to, like, stress or.
Kevin Clancy
It's depression. Depression. And I cut out, like, 1500 calories a night. Yeah. Pinto ice cream is, like, over. It's like. I think it's, like, 1400 calories. And I did that every night for four years. Do the math. It's like, millions of calories.
Chris Castiglione
One of my favorite lines in Parks and Rec is when toys. I think it's like, season six or something like that. They've started filming Guardians of the Galaxy, so Chris Pratt. Andy Dwyer, who for four seasons has been five seasons, whatever it was, has been again, not like. Like. But just kind of like, whatever.
Kevin Clancy
Like a regular, normal guy. Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
And now he's shredded, and now he's jacked. And Adam Scott's character is like, you look good. What have you been doing? He's like, I just stopped drinking beer. He goes, how much beer were you drinking? It's a lot.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. Like, when I say I'm cutting out ice cream, people like, oh, you're not having, like, a scoop? Like, no, not having, like, 16 ounces of. Of ice cream a night. Dude, how much beer?
Chris Castiglione
Oh.
Kevin Clancy
But, yeah, the bees were in this tractor. Tractor trailer flipped over 250 million bees just, like, everywhere. And they just put out a warning wherever it was, like, stay away from there. There's going to be a swarm of bees.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, it must suck. Like, just living in that town.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
The town is now a B town.
Kevin Clancy
And they said. They. They said in the next 28, 24 to 48 hours, they will find the queen. Right. Right now it's just like, where's the queen? Ah. And they will, like, the queen will find a home, and everyone's gonna, like, find a hive. And I was like, yeah, no, that's a B town.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah. Right?
Kevin Clancy
Like, you need to. You need to move. That's it.
Chris Castiglione
It's like the town in arachnophobia.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
Great.
Kevin Clancy
Have you guys ever seen that movie?
Jackie
Probably not. Oh, my God. There's actually no movie that would ever.
Kevin Clancy
Want to see this movie. It's from the 80s. This punishment, watching it.
Jackie
No, no. That sounds. Is it about with spiders?
Chris Castiglione
Sure.
Kevin Clancy
It's called arachnophobia, girl. So in the movie, what is Jaws about? Am I gonna be afraid? I have a fear of shark. Should I watch it? This guy dies in, I think, South America, and they need to ship his body back home. And so they ship a coffin, and this spider from, like, the. You know, this venomous spider from the African. The South American rainforest jumps in the casket, and they bring it home, and all these people start dropping dead, like, getting bit by this thing. I had a legit fear for a long time. I checked my shoes before I put my feet in, like, every single time, because that was how one of the people died. He just put his foot in and gets bit. And this Jeff Daniels is the guy in it. And he's a. He's not a exterminator. Someone else is an exterminator. But he's like. I think he's like a wildlife Botanist. Some shit. Botanist.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, yeah.
Kevin Clancy
So he starts, like mapping out. He's like, you died here, you died here. And he's like looking at the map and it's like this circle around this one house and it's his house. And it's like in the basement is like this fucking queen spider. And it, it's, it's like. Yeah, it's like Jaws, what Jaws did for first sharks, this did for spiders. I was, it is terrifying.
Chris Castiglione
It was, it was like that and like eight legged freaks came out right around the same time. I feel like, what a world where.
Kevin Clancy
Though, like, I feel like now every topic has been done, every movie's been made. We were just talking before about how many TV shows are out there right now. There's like a million shows to watch. But like in the 80s, it was like, spiders are scary. Let's make a whole movie about spiders. They did, they did sharks. We'll do spiders. Like, whatever.
Jackie
In Nicaragua, I saw one of the spiders that was basketball size. Nicaragua jumped.
Chris Castiglione
When did you go to Nicaragua?
Jackie
I don't know, like, when I was 12.
Chris Castiglione
Oh, okay. I thought it was a recent thing. So you saw one that big when you were like 12?
Kevin Clancy
That would scar me for life.
Chris Castiglione
I'd like, Yeah, I don't, I wonder what I would do because I'm not like, I don't really have any like, fears like that. Like, I'm not like scared of heights or.
Kevin Clancy
Spiders would do it.
Chris Castiglione
Spiders. I, I, I think I'd be like. I think I, I honestly think seeing that would be like seeing the turtle.
Kevin Clancy
If it jumped at you.
Chris Castiglione
If it jumped to me, I'd certainly get scared. But like, if I just saw it, I don't think I would.
Jackie
No, you would. It was hairy too. It was honestly more like a dog than it was a spider.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, I think that would make it more okay.
Kevin Clancy
I think actually a lot of spiders are hairy, but, but you just, they're small. When you see them, you're like, oh.
Jackie
That looks like my version of this shoe is like. You know that meme where like the, the spiders in the toilet bowl?
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Jackie
And then like whenever, like I go to pee in the middle of the night, I'm always thinking like, oh my God. But then I'm like, I don't live.
Kevin Clancy
In Australia, but like in, in, in, in arachnophobia. The like final scene is he's. It's funny because, like, at some point it's almost like this spider has like a brain and it's like fighting them.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, yeah.
Kevin Clancy
But he goes down.
Chris Castiglione
It's into that snail. Yeah, yeah.
Kevin Clancy
It's got. You know, it's a sentient being. And he. The spider jumps at him, like, and it's like. Like flying through the air like a flying squirrel. And he has, like, a nail gun, and he, like, shoots it, and it, like, hits the nail gun and, like, sticks it to the. To the wall. And it's like. No, it is. And you will be watching it. We should. Yeah, we should watch. You'll do a live stream, like, watch it here.
Jackie
Here. In, like, mono. Once every four years, they have, like, the. A worm year. And so then every four years, it's like, my parents can't, like, walk without worms falling, like, on their head. And I'm always like, I can't come home. I'm not coming home that year. What, in trees?
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
That's so funny you say that, because I always remember I. I had, like, the high school graduation party at my house, and my parents had a. Like, there were trees and woods and stuff like that. And my buddy, who was from Louisiana, actually was standing under one of the trees, and a worm landed on him, and he freaked out, like. Like, started, like, slapping himself.
Kevin Clancy
Get it off me.
Chris Castiglione
Get off me. Get it off me. And I was like, what the fuck was that, dude? It was a caterpillar. And he's like, oh, did I not shock you here? And I was like, what the fuck do you mean? Where are you from? Where the caterpillars shock you? And he's like. He's like, down in Louisiana. Like, if they touch you, they shock you.
Kevin Clancy
You.
Una
I got shocked by one right before graduation.
Chris Castiglione
What does that even mean?
Kevin Clancy
What are they like?
Una
They're, like, out on the sidewalk, and it's like. It's, like caterpillar season. We also have, like, cicada season. So they come out of, like, the tree roots and they're.
Chris Castiglione
But so, like, everywhere. Like, if you stepped on that caterpillar, would it shock you?
Kevin Clancy
No.
Una
It has to touch your skin.
Chris Castiglione
Right, Right. But, like, let's say it was barefoot.
Una
Yes.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Una
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
And it's like a sting. Like, it's just like a quick, like, little. Yeah. You also.
Una
You cannot avoid them. It's like the sidewalk is made of them. You have to. And when you drive down the street during this time, there's just smashed ones all in the street. They're literally everywhere.
Kevin Clancy
I can't even.
Una
They're everywhere.
Kevin Clancy
I'll take the homeless people and the, like, the danger and all that.
Chris Castiglione
Three months a year, I get electrocuted by caterpillars. But, you know, nine months is pretty good down here.
Kevin Clancy
Even the cicadas, when it's like, oh, it's going to be like a bad cicada year, there's going to be like a billion of them. Like, literally. Literally, when somebody wrote the Bible and they wrote, like, about the Apocalypse, that's one of the things. And they're going to be swarmed by bugs. The end of the world. And there are places that are like.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, yeah, you don't have to shovel twice a year. I'll.
Kevin Clancy
I'll take that trade any day, man. What. What's your number one? Like, bees, Spider, snake, you know, whatever. Like, what's your scary. What are you going to be most afraid of? I was getting wood out of my shed, the firewood and something. I went out twice, and both times something fell from the ceiling, like, onto my head. I think it was just like a little cricket. Like, it wasn't anything. But both times I was like, I wish there was a camera on me because I was like, the most, like, the least masculine you'll ever see a guy, I think.
Chris Castiglione
I think bees would probably be mine, just not an individual bee. Like, I'm not scared of a beast thing, but I am scared of being swarm. Like, like, if that truck tipped over, that, like, just because I've heard how they go down your throat and they.
Kevin Clancy
Go in your nose.
Chris Castiglione
But then I don't want to go out like that.
Kevin Clancy
Then I've seen these videos on, like, Instagram of, like, beekeepers and bee people, and they're just like, grabbing chunks of. Yeah, put them in his mouth and spit them out. Like, I can't tell those people are just getting stung and they're just, like, badass and they don't care. Or if they're just not getting stung.
Chris Castiglione
I'm guessing they're getting stung not a ton, but I'm guessing I got stung.
Kevin Clancy
I stepped on a bee. This is, like, probably like five years ago now, but barefoot. Stepped on a bee, and I realized I was like, I don't think I've ever been stung by a bee until right now because this fucking hurts. I always thought it was just, like, I don't know, just like, getting pinched, you know, and my foot, like, I had a big white spot around it. And like everything else, I maybe almost, like, allergic to it or whatever, but I was like. I was like, I stepped on a nail or something. Like, this is not just a bee. And they were like, it's a bee sting, you fucking Pussy.
Chris Castiglione
Dude. As a kid, I got sung by a bee three days in a row. Oh, once in the eye, 3p. I looked like a Bristol community college walking by the lake. I got sung by one by. The next day was at a gas station. My mom was pumping gas and I was just standing there. I got stung right here. And then the third day I was in like Westport, my grandma.
Kevin Clancy
That's probably like the most improbable thing that's maybe ever.
Chris Castiglione
Like three bee stings.
Kevin Clancy
Like some people get three bee stings in a lifetime. Maybe.
Chris Castiglione
I would argue that those are probably my only three. I don't, I don't think I have any other ones. But it's three days in a row. One of the gas station in the eyeball. Like it was like right here. Like right inside there. I looked like a freak.
Kevin Clancy
I just chop my head off.
Chris Castiglione
That's crazy.
Jackie
I feel you're like asking for it if it's three in a row.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, you're you. What were you wearing?
Chris Castiglione
I was wearing an outfit of honey.
Kevin Clancy
So, yeah. What else do we got? Did you see. Oh, speaking of like movies from the 80s, we got Ralph Macchio on the show today. The Karate Kid dude.
Chris Castiglione
K. I was so nervous about that interview cuz I was so positive about Karate Kid. And I was like, what if everyone hates this movie? And I'm like, it's just my interview being like, this is the greatest movie of all time. 88% of rod.
Kevin Clancy
I was going to say it's smoking, it's doing well.
Chris Castiglione
I.
Kevin Clancy
It's a good interview. I wish we had like more time with him. It's a, it was a very interesting interview. I've never felt this way as the, as the host before, where everything has been said.
Chris Castiglione
Yes.
Kevin Clancy
About the Karate Kid. Yes. Like, there was like, you know, I wanted to talk to him about how he's the real bully and how the crane kicks in, a legal move and all these things that have been talked about on the Internet. And he brought them all up, being like. And so, yeah, they did, you know, blah, blah, this, that, the other. And I was like, oh, there goes the interview. Those are all the things I wanted to talk about. And I was like, I. I know that he's talked about them a billion times, but. But I haven't. And my audience hasn't maybe heard it yet, so let's do it again. But the way he kind of glossed over, it was just like, yeah, we're not doing that. And it was, it was too short to like really get into, you know, the rest of it. I mean, it's still good and if you grew up on it, it's definitely worth watching.
Chris Castiglione
It's. He was so incredibly nice.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, he's really nice.
Chris Castiglione
Like, really.
Kevin Clancy
I mean, by the way, when at one point we asked him, like, what was your favorite, like, period, time period of your career? And he describes when Karate Kid 1 was out and a hit 2 and 3 were already on the way. He's a 23 or 4 year old kid living in New York, making those movies and going to watch the Mets win the World Series. And I was like, that is. I didn't even know that. That's my dream. Yeah, I wanted to be Daniel LaRusso.
Chris Castiglione
When I was growing up.
Kevin Clancy
The amount of times I was like playing make believe in my house with a tie around my head, like, I was, you know, wearing the, the headband, doing crane kicks and, and obviously like rooting for the Mets. And I was like, you were just that, doing that all for real?
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Like, oh my God, what a time to be alive.
Chris Castiglione
He also got married right after Karate Kid 1. They're still together.
Kevin Clancy
Good for him.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he, I think he got married in like 86 or something like that. And I was like, oh, not, not that, you know, I know anything. But I was like, I imagine that's not still happening.
Kevin Clancy
That one didn't last.
Chris Castiglione
I know how statistics work. And no, they're still together.
Kevin Clancy
That's crazy. Named his kid Daniel after Daniel LaRusso too. It really, it sneaky. Became one of the biggest, like, franchises ever.
Jackie
Like, I didn't with Jaden Smith is underrated.
Chris Castiglione
I actually haven't seen that one. Okay.
Jackie
I actually haven't seen the original.
Chris Castiglione
So I. That's why in the interview, I tell him, like, I went in with a completely open mind, but I didn't even realize that Jackie Chan's in the James. I thought this was Jackie Strand's first. Probably, like, helped my excitement. But I was like, I think that.
Kevin Clancy
I think that was like, okay, but I think this is supposed to be like, they really. I think that was before Cobra Kai.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
So, like, I think Cobra Kai really turned it into like a Fast and the Furious thing where it's like, this is now, like, we're gonna be at Comic Con. Like, it. We revived the whole thing. So I think the Jaden Smith thing was like, hey, we'll redo that thing. And then Cobra Kai turned it back into like, we gotta get back on.
Chris Castiglione
The Even when Cobra Kai came out again. We didn't really get a chance to get into this. Like, at least for me, I did not take it seriously at all.
Kevin Clancy
No, it was a YouTube.
Chris Castiglione
It was a YouTube TV show.
Kevin Clancy
Right.
Chris Castiglione
And it was just like, YouTube wasn't making TV and there's. They're still not really. I don't like. Does YouTube have shows now?
Kevin Clancy
No, but it is funny that, like, there's just been this movement and it's.
Chris Castiglione
Kind of created by YouTube. Obviously people put shows on YouTube, but, like.
Kevin Clancy
But I think, like, YouTube is like, television now, you know?
Chris Castiglione
I agree, but I think they were. That time. It was.
Kevin Clancy
I would. I would argue they're like House of Cards and Orange is the New Black. There's a couple ones early on that were like, these are the beginning of the streaming era. TV shows.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
I think you would probably say Cobra Kai was like the first show to come from YouTube that, like, really was taken seriously and became a thing. And like.
Chris Castiglione
But they didn't keep doing it well. Like, YouTube produced it. YouTube, like, YouTube made that. I don't think YouTube people put shows on YouTube now. But I don't think YouTube is still making shows because Netflix bought, I think after season two, Netflix maybe after season three. And then now it just lives there.
Kevin Clancy
Right. But it is interesting that, like, in general, podcasts and some original content on YouTube is kind of the new TV channels. And I think that's where you run into, like, podcasts, where you need like a phone, maybe a camera, someone who can kind of produce and you can go, you know, it's getting harder to do that. You know what I mean? Where it's like full. These are now full scale productions. Right. You need basically a TV studio.
Chris Castiglione
Yes.
Kevin Clancy
You know, because a lot of these podcasts that started out like we did, now they're basketball players and athletes and entertainers and actors. So it's like, we have a big budget, we have people who are skilled, and we're gonna run like, there's gonna be new content every single day. It's. It's no longer, like, I just have a podcast. Yeah, I have a TV show.
Chris Castiglione
Right.
Kevin Clancy
You know, which is cool. And also, it's getting a little bit away from, you know, I think kind of what the essence of it all.
Chris Castiglione
Was in the beginning.
Kevin Clancy
You know, I saw it when. When Underdog went through their, like, layoffs. Somebody was kind of. I think it was a Jenkins and Jones fan, was sort of like, if. If all of our guys like this are getting laid off for another, like, famous athlete, entertainer podcast, like, we got to start to question where the industry is headed. Right. And I agree with that on a level because I'm on the other side of it. But it's also kind of like, they were done dog.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, I didn't know.
Kevin Clancy
I believe. I. I'm almost positive that's what I was seeing, all that discourse. But it's like anything else. It's like if. Yeah, when you get in early, you can kind of just be like a regular guy and you're around, you're just doing it, like for the love of the game. And then eventually it's like once people kind of get their claws into it, it's like, now this is a real thing.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
You know, it's almost like early UFC or things like that, where it's like, yeah, no, now there's real athletes.
Chris Castiglione
It's tough.
Kevin Clancy
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That's what I think as well. But my. That is also my expert opinion, but I think the Thunder are gonna get this.
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See DKNG co Audio to go. Your list, Una. Yeah, yeah, we told Una to put together a list of things to talk about.
Una
Yeah, they're not very fleshed out because I thought I'd be telling you before, but that's fine. Trump said Biden was executed in 2020 and now there's just robots of him.
Kevin Clancy
No, he didn't.
Una
He said that to quote, there is no hashtag Joe Biden executed in 2020. Hashtag Biden. Clones, doubles and robotic engineered soulless, mindless entities are what you see.
Chris Castiglione
Okay, this is actually kind of interesting because I had a situation this weekend that I wasn't going to talk about either, but I bounced like a check in Vegas. No, I was. So I was home. I was in Massachusetts this weekend. I was in a couple of different locations. So one day I couldn't. There wasn't a gym where I was staying and I just like found like a local gym and just went. Paid a dollar, paid a day, day fare and in the gym.
Kevin Clancy
What a meathead you are.
Chris Castiglione
It's just. I want to kill people. If I don't. It's just, I. I'm doing this for your good. The only way I. Yeah, but it was. I walked into the gym and there it was, a big gym. And they were probably like. I forget the exact number, but let's say there were 14 TVs. There were 14 TVs in the cardio area and on the car, on the treadmills were like 14 guys. And they were all walking and they were all watching individually Fox News. And there was no noise. So, like, there was no sound. And I was like. It could just hear their heavy breathing. Also, a bizarre amount of them were in golf polos. Like, not a ton, but like three. I was like, what the fuck are three of you doing working out in a golf polo? And I was like, if I walked into or if I. Or if anybody Walked into a room and saw like 18 kids walking on a treadmill or doing something and just like, like zoned out, staring at TikTok you. It would be a cultural crisis. You'd go, this is gonna kid. This is gonna up this whole generation, they're gonna be brainwashed. And I was like, I'm looking at the same thing and they're not even listening. It's like they don't even, they're not retaining or gaining any information. It's just a blank screen. It's just like the sight of Sean Hannity calms him down so much. I was like, I was like, if this was a different demographic of people, we'd go, well, this isn't good, right? They can't all be getting their news this way.
Kevin Clancy
It. I mean, and the reason I brought.
Chris Castiglione
All that up was the, the story they were watching was like, I, it was something about Biden's cancer, but it was like the graphic was very red and intimidating and I was like. And then it went into trans athletes and I was like, are they just, they just walk all day and just watch this stuff?
Kevin Clancy
I mean, that's literally just like, like a, like a walking dead. Like zombies just like walking.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, it was like. And I could hear all their breathing. I was like, like, this is so weird that like all these white haired octogenarians are just living in Massachusetts and just, what do you call it? Footprints. Just walking and staring. And I'm like, this is. It felt really weird. Yeah, it felt really.
Kevin Clancy
I mean, Trump's on his right now of. I think he's just saying, he said, he said he was like, yeah, I might, I might pardon Diddy. What? Dude? Like, he's pardoning Larry Hoover, Derek Chauvin, Diddy. It's like white, black, whoever, you can all get pardoned. And Trump's or Biden's a fucking robot. It's like at this point, literally just saying, you know, whatever he wants about anything that's. That's particularly great. What else we got?
Una
One thing, I didn't write this down, but Jack Mac's tweet. Where? Do you guys know what I'm talking about? No, he tweeted and he said, I'm gonna post a controversial take in like an hour or something. And so he tweeted, which I agree with, a lot of people were mad, but he said that if you could pick any 10 NFL players, put them on a team and then have them play flag football tomorrow against the USA flag football team, that the USA flag football team would like Win. Blow them away. And people were like, no, the NFL team would win. I think the flag football team would 100 win.
Chris Castiglione
I don't. Yeah, I don't think that's an insane take at all. I think if you gave the football team a year to train.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
And he said that and, like, learn the rules and stuff like that. But, I mean, a game's a game. Like, athleticism doesn't. You show up to play fucking basketball with a bunch of old guys. Fucking one of those guys is going to be so good. He can't really walk, but he's like. You're like, how does this guy understand geometry? In a way, I don't. The. I think football is the same way. Like, we, like, I don't understand these rules.
Kevin Clancy
Is that different, though?
Chris Castiglione
I don't know.
Jackie
I do think that the. The. There's a certain stealth to grabbing the flag.
Chris Castiglione
I think there's stuff that. All that I think I would imagine. Again, I'm not gonna put 50 grand up on it, but, like, I would bet on the flag football team.
Jackie
I didn't know.
Kevin Clancy
You want to see Jack Max out there.
Una
I think in the tweet, too, he said 50 grand on it. Did I just.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
I need to learn a little bit more about flag football. If it's, like, a radically different sport. I can understand what he's saying. I think the learning curve is shorter than. I don't think it would take a year.
Chris Castiglione
I just threw a year out.
Kevin Clancy
No, but I'm saying I think it could take, like, a quarter. Like, I think. I think it might be. If you really put, like, the best of the best together, I think they can figure it out.
Chris Castiglione
But it's also like. Like, they've been doing it so long. Like, I'm thinking of, like, playing, like, NHL with my buddy. And, like, he knew the pass across the crease. You score every time.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
And it's just like. That's just the thing. I. Because he's played so much more than me. I just don't know that.
Kevin Clancy
I know. But. But imagine if you were playing, like, another hockey game that. And you were, like, the best by a mile at that game. And it's like, all right, this is a little different. But, like, I just want to make sure we're understanding. It's like the Olympian team versus, like, the stars of the NFL, as I understand it. Right. Yeah.
Una
Pick any 10 NFL players.
Kevin Clancy
Like, I could see in the beginning, like, some. Some growing pains, and then, like, then they just get cooking.
Una
He specified tomorrow, like, he Basically said, anytime.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Una
And maybe the NFL team again, I'm.
Chris Castiglione
Not putting up a massive bet, but I put a unit on the flag football team.
Kevin Clancy
I could see this being one of those things where it. I think it could. Maybe it's true, or it could be like, we were insane for having.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
You know, I mean. Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
We're talking flag football.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, I'm with you.
Kevin Clancy
What are there. What are the rules? Is it. Is it that different of a game?
John Feitelberg
Yeah. You can't really even compare it.
Kevin Clancy
Jackie's sick of you. She's gone.
John Feitelberg
Yeah, I know. That's crazy in her. Like, Jean fit.
Chris Castiglione
It.
John Feitelberg
Like, you can't really even Compare it to 3v3 basketball. Like, it's a much smaller field. You. You can't be physical. So the physical aspect is kind of canceled out. It's kind of canceled out. Now. There is obviously the speed where that would be huge. But I was talking to. And it is a little bit biased, but I was talking to a lot of the flag football guys that are on the USA team, and they were saying, like, hey, they would beat us in a month or two, but if you rolled the ball out tomorrow, they were like, we would beat them, without a doubt. There's so many little rules, because if you are running right, you catch the ball. Let's say I'm a defender. I'm Sauce Gardner.
Kevin Clancy
Right.
John Feitelberg
Fights. Let's just say in another world, you're amazing at flag football. You catch it, and he runs a slant. If I touch you, it's 10 yards. You. You can only swipe at the flag.
Kevin Clancy
You can't touch their body at all.
John Feitelberg
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
It would be too physical.
John Feitelberg
Yeah. It's just so many rules that are different.
Chris Castiglione
I feel like even little things like. Like, they know how to, like, move their hip a certain way that gets the flag out of. I remember the guy that, like, he.
John Feitelberg
Like, he's running, and then he, like, almost as he's running, he, like, ducks like. Or squats, essentially. But then is. Because he's done it so many times, is. Is good enough athletically to, like, then get right back up without going down.
Chris Castiglione
So it's.
Kevin Clancy
It's just.
John Feitelberg
It's. There's so many little minute details.
Chris Castiglione
I remember being in Chicago once and. And they had, like, Ohio State, maybe they had some big college handball team there.
Kevin Clancy
Okay.
Chris Castiglione
And I think. I think Dan had talked about the. On the act, like, handball in general, and they were all there, and they were like. They were saying exactly what you're saying. Really? Like, yeah, dude, if Patrick Mahomes wants to learn how to play handball. He's going to be unbelievable at this. But if he wants to play me in handball right now, he's not.
John Feitelberg
But handball, I understand people wanted to, like, learn how to play hockey. Like, they would be better than, like, yeah, probably.
Kevin Clancy
But like, if this was like a couple years ago, let's say, like you think Tom Brady stepping on the football field and getting beat by these guys.
Chris Castiglione
Yes.
John Feitelberg
Because it's so different.
Kevin Clancy
It's.
John Feitelberg
It's like.
Kevin Clancy
Are you not even, like, passing the ball?
John Feitelberg
Not really.
Jackie
And you can't tackle. Right.
John Feitelberg
There's no. You can't touch team touch.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
John Feitelberg
Like, you can, but, like, if you do it. And let's say like a guy really hits, like it's 5 yards, 10 yards. And then there's like these little details that it's.
Chris Castiglione
Even his instinct, like Travis Kelsey's instinct is to lower his shoulder. That guy's instinct is to jump down.
John Feitelberg
The field is also cut in half. There's five people and the quarterback is like 15 yards behind.
Kevin Clancy
Like, don't you think there's a world where these guys, though, just like, Hail Mary, like, touchdown every time. If the field is that small and I'm that much faster than you just go. I throw it. Like, maybe. Maybe on defense it's different, but I feel like they're going to score every single time.
John Feitelberg
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
It's like first pass.
John Feitelberg
I guess it's. This is why, like, if the Olympics really wanted to do something, it would be like, make a special role. There's the NFL team.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
John Feitelberg
And then there's.
Kevin Clancy
Or at least somebody should step up and do like an exhibition where it's.
John Feitelberg
Like, so they have done it. There used to be this American Flag Football League, affl, I think, and it was on NFL Network and there was a few players that played in it when they were suspended or they were cut. Maybe they had like a, like domestic violence thing against them. But they were. They weren't in jail yet. Like, they were, but they were like.
Kevin Clancy
The real all Stars, you know.
John Feitelberg
But these guys were NFL players and they went. And I think the team was like Ohio. There was this player on the team. Some people that are listening may remember Noel Devine, who is this really, really fast guy that played for West Virginia, didn't pan out in the NFL, but he was on that team. They an NFL quarterback and the American flag football team beat him by like 40 points. So there's precedent that obviously that's not the NFL all star team.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
John Feitelberg
But I Also, am thinking, these guys. Why would Jamar Chase spend any time really trying to learn the game? Like, he's just going to go out.
Kevin Clancy
There because there's dumb fucking people on the Internet saying they would lose.
John Feitelberg
Well, that would be.
Kevin Clancy
There's gonna be, like, team. You know, Team Jack Mac versus, like, Team Jack.
John Feitelberg
That. I mean, it would be such an event. Like, I would be so into it. I. I would.
Kevin Clancy
That's. That's the sort of. We should do barstools, should put their money into that, like, instead of doing the Arizona bowl and those big productions so much. It's not. It's not feasible, but, like, for, like, this era. You know what I mean?
John Feitelberg
Yeah. I mean, even if you can get.
Kevin Clancy
Guys to incentivize those guys, they're like.
John Feitelberg
College football all stars, but didn't pan out in the NFL, like, who want to take more of a chance, obviously Jamar Chase isn't going to risk it unless it's the Olympics, because the NFL's telling them, Go and play.
Kevin Clancy
Right.
John Feitelberg
That's the thing. You will never see it. So it's kind of like. And even when I posted, I knew. It's like, you're kind of can't really. You're talking about something that will never happen. It's like 94 bulls against or not 94, like, 97 bulls, 98 bulls against the.
Kevin Clancy
The Warriors. Yeah, yeah.
John Feitelberg
It would never happen. It's impossible to happen.
Kevin Clancy
Right.
Jackie
So you could simulate it by doing.
Kevin Clancy
That's the other thing I was gonna say. AI can simulate these things.
Jackie
Well, no, I was saying, like, if you get a. I'm sure there's a high school football team. If you get a high school football team and you get some barstool people. So then it's like, all right, we have adults who, like, we'll get our most athletic. And then we see how. Well, like, people who know how to play flag football, I think the best.
John Feitelberg
Thing it would be. Would be actually, like, the best. They do these seven on seven tournaments. The best high school players go against the American flag football team. And then if, like, the American flag football team WINS by, like, 100, then it's like, okay, maybe you have a conversation.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. It is interesting that, like, the. At some point, being, like, big and strong is counterproductive if you can't touch. You know what I mean?
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Like, it's almost. It's almost a negative of.
John Feitelberg
It's an offensive game, at least I've been told.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, you know, it's like, okay, I hit hard or I, I tackle.
Chris Castiglione
Well, that does literally nothing.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, that, that's probably not only is it not going to be good for you, it's like gonna.
John Feitelberg
Also sauce gardener. Right. His size is going to be so big pause. But you know what I mean, his size is going to be. But what really helps him is his physicality, which isn't a hundred percent negated because obviously reaching for passes and all of that is huge. And speed. But I like, I've never seen a group of people so confident in something that was like. No, it's. And it was with the caveat of, hey, if we, if they had a month of training, we'd be yeah, yeah, yeah. We're like, yeah.
Kevin Clancy
So they're not being like outrageous. They're already there.
John Feitelberg
No, they were just like, hey, what? Like all these guys played football in college. They're like, yeah, like these guys were better than me. Like I looked up to them.
Kevin Clancy
That's why I, I do. I, I can see one side of it. But I said before you came in here, there's also a world where if it played out, I think we, we might be like, we were idiots for everything.
John Feitelberg
That's a hundred percent possible. I would love to see it, but I would really, really, really love.
Kevin Clancy
So we need to get a gorilla, 100 men, flag football team, a pro all star team. We gotta like just, we need like the Internet games where you simulate all of this.
Chris Castiglione
Dude, you see the, what is it called? Enhanced enhancement.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, I was gonna bring that up.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Dude, that, that is the, the. So the swimmer is really making like the most noise. That guy, I don't know his name.
Chris Castiglione
But he, I, I don't know anyone. I just.
Kevin Clancy
So, so there was a swimmer who was an Olympian. I think he won like bronze medal or something that he was like, he was very good. He. And, and the Enhanced games is. If you don't know you're allowed to take steroids, you're encouraged to. Steroids take. If you break a world record, you get a million bucks.
Chris Castiglione
Oh.
Kevin Clancy
Heavily incentivized and this guy did so. He broke the world record for like the 100 meter freestyle or whatever. By the way. He's a freak. Like, you know, swimmers in general are kind of built weird. Yeah, he has the lats. I mean he's like a triangle. He's a freak dude.
John Feitelberg
And his arms are probably this like huge.
Kevin Clancy
And, and so he, I think he got the million dollars, but his wife went on social media and was like, this is like the best thing that's ever happened. She was like, he's. He's not like a roid juice head, roid monkey. Like, he's. He's using it, but it's, like, controlled. It's the dosage or dosages are right. She's like, we made more in this in one month than we ever made in our entire lives as Olympians.
John Feitelberg
Peter Thiel's, like, funny, right?
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. He's like, he's. She was more saying, just like the Enhanced Games, people are treating their athletes way better. It's like. Well, they're also, like, asking you to poison your body. But her point was like, he's not. He is, but he's not, like, abusing it. He's not. There's no danger. He's not like, his head's gonna explode tomorrow. She's like, yeah, he did a cycle. He performed. He's coming off of it. Like, it's. You know, so. She was like, as a family, as a man who's trying to provide as all that, the Enhanced game's, like, the best thing that's ever happened to him. Right. Which I'm sure is all propaganda, and I'm sure they're giving him money to say all these things and all that, but it is an interesting.
John Feitelberg
But then if someone beats his record, do they get the million dollars?
Chris Castiglione
They certainly write to it, as I understand it.
Kevin Clancy
Then. Then we just. Then we go down. Then becomes like, just. Yeah, someone's just gonna keep on breaking records. They're just gonna be complete freaks.
Ralph Macchio
No.
John Feitelberg
Yeah. But the flag football team is one of my bigger what ifs. It will never happen just because of contracts, but maybe, who knows? Like, I mean.
Chris Castiglione
It makes a lot.
Una
Of sense how Mr. Beast about it.
John Feitelberg
Yes, Mr. Beast, 100%. He's probably the only one that could make. Make totally financially, for sure.
Kevin Clancy
I mean, he spent $100 million on his reality show. Like, if you. If you put together a $100 million pool and gave 5 million in Jamar Chase and 5 million here and play one game of flag football, you make it happen.
John Feitelberg
And then you get Amazon involved, and it's like, BEZOS and the NFL's like, it's good for the brand.
Kevin Clancy
Huge. I mean, I would watch that over the actual Olympics.
Chris Castiglione
The NFL might try and stop it, because what if that gets too big and everyone's like, let's play football.
John Feitelberg
It's kind of boring to watch. I was watching some. Like, I watched a few games. It's all right. It's like, it's Just like it's not.
Kevin Clancy
It's too.
John Feitelberg
There's too many little details, dude.
Chris Castiglione
There's also all I was thinking this weekend I was at a bar where the UFL was on and I forgot that's even happening. I forgot even existed. And no one was watching it obviously. And I was like, I don't even know if we like football if one of 20 different teams aren't playing. Like there's probably 10 NFL teams and 10 college football teams who like the.
Kevin Clancy
Whole that matter is really into the rest is like.
Chris Castiglione
And then the rest is like obviously.
Kevin Clancy
Localized when you're watching like a Jets Jags game. Sucks. Not enjoyable.
John Feitelberg
People just love to gamble. UFO actually puts up decent television numbers.
Chris Castiglione
Really.
John Feitelberg
But the only thing is if you put something on ABC at 2:30 on a Saturday, people it's gonna get numbers. And it's like how much of it that is just a bar putting it right.
Kevin Clancy
Right.
John Feitelberg
Like how many people are actually watching it?
Kevin Clancy
I don't get out.
John Feitelberg
But if you look at the numbers, they, they're kind of comparable to a. Like a NBA regular season game.
Chris Castiglione
Oh, that's good. That's like. I mean, for a new Sport, that's good.
John Feitelberg
100. Yeah, but I mean like, can you name a UFL player?
Kevin Clancy
UFL existed.
Chris Castiglione
I saw a thing the other day in ESPN tweet and it was like so and so. Just made a kick to beat the blank. And I was like, I don't have a fucking clue what's like. I think it was particularly confusing because I think one of the players, one of the teams has a kicker who's like famous for something else and goes by one name.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. Oh yeah.
John Feitelberg
Marquis King is the punter. No, Well, I don't know if he.
Chris Castiglione
Kicked because I know him. Yeah, yeah, he was the Raiders guy, right?
John Feitelberg
Yeah, he's in the. He's in the ufl.
Chris Castiglione
No, it was like it was just one name and maybe it was just his last name, but it was presented as like a Madonna type deal.
Kevin Clancy
I was like, who the is this guy?
Ralph Macchio
It's interesting.
John Feitelberg
The Rock, like you, like he owns it, but he. I haven't seen him promote it.
Chris Castiglione
No, I, I forgot. I. Once I saw it, I was like, oh yeah, I think the Rock owns this. But I'd forgotten that the league even existed.
Kevin Clancy
Did you see a lot of tweets going around saying that the, the New York City has not won a championship since like 2000, whatever. And everyone's like, the Liberty just won.
Chris Castiglione
The tweet was very specific. It said A major championship.
Kevin Clancy
Come on.
Chris Castiglione
And it's not a major change.
John Feitelberg
It's just so disgolt, I think, too.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, the Liberty just won.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, they won in like 2021. Again, that's not what the fuck.
Kevin Clancy
Like, it's. It's hockey, basketball, football, baseball. That's it.
Chris Castiglione
It was like, trying to dunk on it. There's a word in it that very specifically says it's not. That's. You're not what they're talking about.
Kevin Clancy
And they try to turn it into, like, a female thing, obviously, but it's like MLS doesn't count all. There's a bunch of other guys play, too, that don't count. Lacrosse. None of this counts. Yeah.
John Feitelberg
You know, like the MLL or like someone. Somebody. You know, like if. If the Bills won, no one would count that for New York.
Kevin Clancy
Right, Right, right, right, right. Totally. They're all semantics games.
John Feitelberg
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
I got something for you that. That you might be interested in. I don't know. I gotta bet it myself, but someone DM'd me and, you know, I mean, everyone's just gotten so crazy about the WNBA in general.
John Feitelberg
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Because I got. I got my tinfoil hat on for the wnba.
John Feitelberg
I actually have a question.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
John Feitelberg
How many more NBA players are more famous than Angel Reese or, like, more known? I think it's. I think it's.
Kevin Clancy
Very few. Very few. Yeah. I think The Reese has five.
Chris Castiglione
I was gonna say sub 10.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. Yeah.
John Feitelberg
So LeBron, because you think KD is more known. Probably.
Kevin Clancy
Probably Kyrie, as always. You gotta go to, like, the, like, the household moms who, like. It's like, my mom has. No, no, I. I'm saying I think you have a better chance of knowing Angel Reese because of Caitlin Clark and the, like, racial tensions and all that. Caitlyn is only too bigger than, like, Tyrese Halliburton, LeBron and Stuff.
John Feitelberg
LeBron and Stuff's the only two bigger than Caitlyn, in my opinion.
Kevin Clancy
I don't even know. I think. I think you're talking about face.
John Feitelberg
Yeah. Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
I think Caitlin Clark beats maybe all of them.
Chris Castiglione
When you. You guys were. I was over there.
John Feitelberg
He's not bigger than. She's not bigger than LeBron.
Chris Castiglione
When you guys were doing like, the Instagram thing.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, yeah.
Chris Castiglione
And when I started hearing the numbers, it was like they were doing like, guess the top 10 followed Instagram players in the NBA. And it was like LeBron had like 170 or something insane. And then after that, it was like Steph had like 50, maybe Lonzo Ball and then after that was like, yeah, like it got like by a top five, I think it was like down to under 20 million.
Kevin Clancy
Go to baseball. It's real depressing. Starling Marte is like the fourth most followed person. He has like 2 million followers, but I don't know why he has that.
Chris Castiglione
But part of that is also like.
John Feitelberg
I think in Hispanic cultures he's like known as like the guy like papa.
Chris Castiglione
A lot of that too is like we follower counts matter to us because it's the worldly working. Like baseball players don't. Like I don't get how many followers I'm still getting paid $70 billion. How many Instagram.
Kevin Clancy
It is just an interesting metric where you can measure.
John Feitelberg
You know, Marty did like a Marty versus against a, a five star guy who's a senior going in high school quarterback. I think his name's Fison. And then he was there with the Nil collective with the school. He's going to Tennessee. And then the guy who I've met before grabbed me and was like, oh, can you talk to him about TikTok and Instagram and all that? I was like, oh yeah, of course. And I talked to him for like five minutes. My first thing I said was like, honestly, doesn't really matter. Like if you just want to play football, just play football. Like, yeah, it definitely can help, definitely in the Nil era. But like if you don't need money, you're probably already getting paid by the school to play football already.
Kevin Clancy
Like, right?
John Feitelberg
Honestly, it may cause more problems than not. But if you, if you want to do that then like, I mean he had like a 14 year old sister. Like, just listen to her.
Chris Castiglione
She can probably.
Kevin Clancy
Like that's the thing too. With age. It's like most athletes coming up now will be different because you grow up with it. But if I'm like an old man and someone's telling me like I need to have my, my Tik Tok following, who can.
Chris Castiglione
My check from the Celtics still going to clear.
Kevin Clancy
Right?
Chris Castiglione
Okay. I'm not worry about that.
Kevin Clancy
It's like you need a, like a digital footprint. Oh. So if you. I don't know why this guy was doing this because people are so crazy with the wnba.
John Feitelberg
But he was like, the numbers on WNB is insane.
Kevin Clancy
Well, he was looking at stats on. And he's.
John Feitelberg
Oh wait, I got this too. I got this too.
Kevin Clancy
I think the shooting percentage, they changed it, right? So he was, he was searching, searching stats and like if you search rebounds, like Angel Reese is like has the most Rebounds in the league. But while. While looking at that screenshot, it has her shooting percentage. She's shooting 31% from the field.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
And then when you search, when you sort by shooting percentage the lowest because like, 31's like, near the very, very bottom of the league, her name just like, doesn't show up. So it's just like if you're trying to find the worst shooters in wnba, Angel Reese's name just does not appear.
Chris Castiglione
I did. Really?
John Feitelberg
I did see. I did.
Kevin Clancy
I have not looked at it myself.
John Feitelberg
I was gonna look at the. But also, sometimes those things are like, I mean, look, we haven't fixed the search function on barstool for.
Kevin Clancy
If you search. If you sort by this. The numbers there, it's fine. If you sort by that, she just disappears.
John Feitelberg
That is quite convenient.
Kevin Clancy
It though. It's one of those things.
John Feitelberg
It's like, oh, man, it's tin hat.
Kevin Clancy
But it's like it's there for a reason. Those guys right now who are betting against her first shot is. I've never been more jealous to not be a part. They bet first. Angel Re's first shot miss every game. And they've hit like, every game in a row. And they play the Titanic music.
John Feitelberg
She had one the other night.
Kevin Clancy
Like, they're so bad.
John Feitelberg
It wasn't even close.
Kevin Clancy
It's not even close.
John Feitelberg
It was like she shot from like the baseline, and she's probably like 15ft away from the basket. It's just like. It was just an airball.
Kevin Clancy
It was just bad.
Chris Castiglione
It's just.
John Feitelberg
It's just she. She's. She's kind of like Rudy Gobert. So good on defense. Like, outside of that, it's just. It's. She's.
Kevin Clancy
And then, you know, the rebounds. But the me bounds are tough. Yeah. When Lisa Leslie was like, you need to get better at layups. I feel bad, but it's like she brings it upon herself by being like. Like, I'm the face of the league or like, you're gonna remember me too. It's like we're gonna remember you because you missed.
Chris Castiglione
I will say I saw someone say that Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark is interesting because it's like we get to relive Larry Bird and Magic Johnson, but if Magic sucked.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
John Feitelberg
That's the biggest thing. Like, I think if she was really good, it would be dynamite for the wnba.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. And that's what I mean. It still is dynamite for them, but it's like, as time plays out, there will come a day especially like, down the road People are gonna be like, you used to mention Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark and the same breath.
John Feitelberg
She's really good though. Or like she's really popular though. I think we miss it.
Kevin Clancy
But like, it's also a race thing too.
John Feitelberg
Thing. Like, but I like, she's, she's huge.
Kevin Clancy
I, I saw somebody like, she got the Angel Reese Reesy Puffs cereal.
Chris Castiglione
Uhhuh.
Kevin Clancy
And they poured it out and just a brick fell out of it. So funny though. All right, thanks for having me.
Jackie
Didn't you start the office debate? That was a while ago. It was like, who's more famous, Morgan Wallen or Aaron Rodgers? And we had a clip and you guys were like, Aaron Rodgers, no doubt. But I think it's Morgan Wallen now.
John Feitelberg
That was a little bit.
Chris Castiglione
As you say. It's, the conversation is absolutely.
John Feitelberg
I think we did talk about that. I would say Morgan.
Kevin Clancy
I still think, I still think it's Aaron Rodgers. They're in the same circle. They're in the same world.
John Feitelberg
Bigger. It's like even though Morgan is political, he's not like Aaron's gone so political.
Kevin Clancy
That Aaron Rodgers was being mentioned as a possible vice presidential candidate. Like, he's very much more on that.
Chris Castiglione
More, more. It's, it's a fairer conversation now when it, when that conversation first happened, people like Morgan Wallen's doing a sold out show in Australia.
Kevin Clancy
Like, who gives a about that? No, he's definitely bigger.
Jackie
But like, like the 12 year old like Tik Tok girls, Morgan Wallen versus.
John Feitelberg
Like Josh Allen is probably a better question. I would say Morgan probably.
Kevin Clancy
But all of these things when you're.
John Feitelberg
Talking about that, what's her name, Right.
Kevin Clancy
Wing football fans, like they're kind of in the same circle. Usually there's a lot of right wing.
John Feitelberg
Like people that are obsessed with Aaron Rodgers that don't watch football. Then you take is like if you watch sports, you're a loser. Have you been seeing that a lot?
Kevin Clancy
It's been, I saw that dude. Yeah. I saw some guy on Instagram just being like, walk. He's walking. Just filming himself. Yeah, but it's like I was like, you're totally right. Shut the up.
Chris Castiglione
It's, it's, I, I tell the story all the time. I went to an Eagles game with Shane and like a bunch of his friends and Billy McCosker War Mode was there and I, I, he looked like he had just come from the job site. I didn't know how to talk to him, so I was just like, oh, like you big Eagles Guy and he just looked at me, goes, if you can name more than three guys on.
Kevin Clancy
A football team, you're gay.
Chris Castiglione
And I was like. I was like, oh, there's another level of man. I forgot about that.
Kevin Clancy
What do those people do?
Chris Castiglione
The man who's so manly, he doesn't even care about sports.
John Feitelberg
What do they do all day?
Kevin Clancy
They just watch Fox. Fox News. They just. They're just politics.
John Feitelberg
Like, like, that's.
Kevin Clancy
They're just into politics.
John Feitelberg
Like, like, so draining.
Kevin Clancy
I have another bone to pick with you. Leaving Michigan, man. Off the crying list is.
John Feitelberg
I know. No, no, I know, I know, I know.
Kevin Clancy
What do you think? Top. Top barstool criers of all time. Let's go through it.
John Feitelberg
So I think Rigs is.
Kevin Clancy
This was inspired by Kelly's is one. Yeah, I. I would have. I. At one point, I would have argued Michigan man. But then I started to really go through, like, the. The meat and potatoes of Rigs. This thing. It's. It's insane.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
And then Dave brought this up. You'll see it on the rundown today. Riggs, people forget, cried while accepting the award for crying at the award show.
Chris Castiglione
It was a joke.
Kevin Clancy
It was a joke award. It was a mockumentary award about crying. And you choked up and started crying, which thereby proves you're the number one cry. So it is Rigs, but you have. So in no order, you have Rigs. You now throw Kelly into the mix with the Taylor Swift thing. You had Meek, Phil. Meek Phil crying at the wild card birthday. You had Dugs crying about I gotta give Dukes. Dukes was up there.
John Feitelberg
It was a first round matchup. Like, it's like. It was a 710 game too.
Kevin Clancy
It wasn't like, yeah, it was like a regular match.
Chris Castiglione
Didn't he also cry his own brain?
John Feitelberg
Maybe, but he's like. His thing is. His thing is. You don't understand the pain.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
John Feitelberg
Take it like getting the senior season taken away from you.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, but. But. But Michigan, man was the most uncomfortable I've ever been in my life. That was insane. When I. We. I was the judge on the panel for that in. In barstool idol and all of the interns, all the contestants were sitting there, and I watched him. He just like. I watched him devolve. He was just like. His chin started going higher, and it.
John Feitelberg
Was about a woman, right? Like, he was.
Kevin Clancy
Dave was voting off a different girl, and he would. And. And. And he was like. Like, I'll take her spot. I'll leave. He was like, you shouldn't be voting her out. And Dave was like, you can leave, you know, if she can say, but you have to go. And he, like, was standing up for her. But then this. I think all that had happened, and then this was, like, one of the final votes, and he was just, like, overwhelmed with emotion, and he was like. And I will never forget, I was sitting there as a judge, and he was like, right in front of me, and I see what's happening, and I, like, I looked over Dave and I was like, oh, my God, he's crying.
Chris Castiglione
Like.
Kevin Clancy
Like, nobody else had noticed it yet because, like, there's so much. And I was like, oh, my God, this guy's crying. I was like, this is about to be a massacre. I almost want to, like, just go grab him and, like, you know, And I was like, he's crying right now. I mean, that was insane. I said that.
Jackie
Wait, what was the reaction again? Like, did he get called out?
Kevin Clancy
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dave was like, are you crying? It was like, straight out of league.
John Feitelberg
Ended up liking him more. And then he left on his own. He wasn't gonna win, but he left on his own. Yu.
Kevin Clancy
I. I think it was like a. You know, he was on the street, I believe.
John Feitelberg
Yeah. He like, why am I crying?
Kevin Clancy
I said, it should be like, we have all these seeds of crying and that Michigan man should be the name of the region. The Michigan man bracket. And.
John Feitelberg
And Duke's crying about a Uganda verse. Ghana, or what was it?
Chris Castiglione
What? Dukes.
John Feitelberg
Wait, you've never seen this?
Kevin Clancy
No, I was thinking about the date.
Chris Castiglione
I was thinking the Daytona.
John Feitelberg
Billy crying.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. At least, like, Billy. Billy was like. Like, went over there, right? He was, like, in Africa playing with. He did play.
John Feitelberg
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
You know, I could see you have a week together with these people who live like, this third world life fair.
John Feitelberg
That's fair. But he wasn't crying about that. He was crying. I know what you're saying.
Kevin Clancy
He's just mad at you.
John Feitelberg
He wasn't crying about, like, oh, this world is like, I'm so lucky. Like, I can't believe these people that I just met. He was just like, no, he lost.
Chris Castiglione
We lost.
John Feitelberg
And, like, he was like. Like, I love these guys.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
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Chris Castiglione
Like this is.
Kevin Clancy
I could work here. It's like, no, no, these like, those are the real barstool.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
When you're sobbing over.
John Feitelberg
I got. There's so many people that were responding that was like, this is why she shouldn't have a job. I was like, this is why she.
Kevin Clancy
Should have that job. She is the one.
John Feitelberg
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Like this is why it's like, yeah.
John Feitelberg
Like also, first of all, most people like the guys that will comment not to go all Michigan, man, white night hairs. Like, they'll be like, these women shouldn't have jobs. It's like the most valuable thing you can have at a media company is a woman.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
John Feitelberg
Just from like an ads perspective. But that I got a lot of those. But I Think ultimately hers is probably at the bottom.
Kevin Clancy
You think so?
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, I would have it towards the bottom, too.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
Just. Just because, like, I. That's. That's probably not one of Kelly's top 10 Taylor Swift prize.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. There's so many people cry about. About Taylor Swift. That's not that.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
You know, that's not that crazy.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah. There aren't. Aren't a lot of tears shed for the Dayton basketball team or the Ghana football team. Taylor gets a lot of tears. Yeah. You gotta have a real big tear moment for Taylor. Stick out.
Kevin Clancy
All right. Good stuff, Jack. Thanks.
John Feitelberg
Thank you.
Chris Castiglione
Thank you.
Kevin Clancy
Anything else before we. Let me.
Chris Castiglione
You got anything else? Good. Oh, wait, I have a question that maybe you can answer too. I. I've heard about the Dan thing from last week that he like, clicked a. A link. Barstool email.
John Feitelberg
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
So do those emails come from Barstool Sports?
Kevin Clancy
Wait, what happened? I don't.
John Feitelberg
No, they. They come from, like, our hr.
Chris Castiglione
Like, but is it like, so. So. So Kevin, for you. What? I guess. I guess Dan got a link for a hundred dollars in free Ubereats and he clicked it and then it was. It was Barstool who sent the email and it was. He ended up failing catfishing scam. Like, we're Pete's, like, testing to see if we're all dumb. And Dan clicked it. And I texted Dan's. I was like, dude, how bad are things at home that you're clicking for $100 free food? And I was like, dude, what are you doing texting or clicking? Like, on the one hand, I get $100 of free food. On the other hand, my incredibly value identity, valuable identity, gets stolen. Like, don't click the link, dude. And. But then someone told me that the email comes from Barstool.
John Feitelberg
It does.
Chris Castiglione
Well, then that's bullshit.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, that's like the ultimate happen to me. And it was labeled. I think it was like a Christmas, like, bonus. I was like, of course I'm going to click on it from Barstool Sports. Merry Christmas.
John Feitelberg
And it's from the hr.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. So then obviously I'm going to click on. This is what they're trying to teach you guys.
Chris Castiglione
But what the lesson I'm learning from this is do not open anything from Barstool.
John Feitelberg
There's definitely a flip side to it.
Kevin Clancy
There's definitely barstool.
Chris Castiglione
In about 10 years, I already followed that rule. But, like, I'm like, why would I ever. If you're openly telling me you're sending me fake links, why would I Click a Barstool.
Jackie
Well, they also do give us free.
John Feitelberg
That's the thing.
Kevin Clancy
So, yeah, that. That seems like a. A system that's not very, very effective.
John Feitelberg
That's something that somebody came up with and everyone's like, that's such a great idea. But you don't think about the second order effect of like, wait, why am I opening anything?
Chris Castiglione
Right.
John Feitelberg
Yeah, like, that's happened to a few people. Like, it happened to Ohio State, like, a few months ago. It looks legit. And I think they probably partnered with Uber Eats and was like, can you just give us your format? We're just gonna have the. And UberEats was probably like, yeah, no.
Chris Castiglione
But we also have a deal with UberEats. Like, it all makes sense. Like, oh, it's from Barstool. It's with a brand we work with. Like, no shit.
John Feitelberg
And a hundred dollars sounds right. So that's nice.
Kevin Clancy
It feels like I texted him.
Chris Castiglione
I was like, dude, you literally were like, on the one hand, I could get 10 free blizzards or my whole life could come crack.
Kevin Clancy
The dude does love his Dairy Queen. He does love the blizzards. No, that feels like in Arrested Development, Walter J. Weatherman, teaching lessons, you know.
Chris Castiglione
And that's why you don't click links.
Kevin Clancy
Like. Yeah, it was from a trusted source. Talking about a. A company that we work with and it was a deal that we get all the time.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, like that. I'm just never gonna click anything.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, no, that's.
Chris Castiglione
That's an email I would click. And I don't. I don't open them. I don't click them, but that's when I would click.
Kevin Clancy
Good job, HR and tech. Like, it's about.
John Feitelberg
Yeah. So you probably. I think they sent it to people that haven't completed the. Whatever.
Kevin Clancy
Like the training.
John Feitelberg
Trainings.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, that's. That's what their goal is.
John Feitelberg
Like, that's one of the biggest rack. It's not for us, but just like, in general in the world. The HR industry, training things, I can. Only because they're required by the state. I can only imagine how much we have to pay for the portal for us to have trainings. Yeah, I would assume. Yeah, it's the one for everyone just.
Kevin Clancy
To click through and nobody. It's like, yeah, now that's about a submarine with a screen door.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah. The only good ones.
Kevin Clancy
Wait, what did he do? We're playing a game. You have to. You have to try to sneak, like, a stupid euphemism in without getting caught. So I said that was about as effective as A screen door with a submarine with a screen door. I was trying to do it while you were here. I was about to be like, all.
Chris Castiglione
Right, get out of here, Jack.
Kevin Clancy
Get Jack. Thank you, man.
Chris Castiglione
Later, brother. Una, you got any more that. That? We're about up, but I have a few.
Una
I'll save some. But just one thing that I think is so funny, that it's real is Tinder added a height filter.
Kevin Clancy
Saw that.
Una
And so people are like, well, you should be able to add a weight filter. And I was thinking about that. I'm like, yeah, but they should do bmi, because weight, weight without height doesn't mean much. So I was like, let's just solve the whole thing. Bmi.
Kevin Clancy
Or you should just have to be like, full ass body picks. My height's gonna matter. I can't. You can't just do your neck up or whatever? Yeah, that. That, that's the. That is.
Chris Castiglione
I mean, that is a fair rebuttal.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah. Like, I'm all for it. You want to. Because, yes, if you're. If you're true type, you only like guys over six feet. You should be able to make it over six feet only.
Kevin Clancy
However, there's.
Chris Castiglione
If it's under whatever amount of power.
Kevin Clancy
Not a new thing. Like, I've seen a lot of man on the street stuff where they're like, how important is height to you? And they say, like, it means everything. And then the guy pulls out a scale and the girls, like, smack them in the face. And it's like, well, that's the game.
Chris Castiglione
You'Re playing right now, you know, and you also. I cannot possibly get taller. I can get skinnier.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, right. There's nothing I can do about it. Yeah, I. There. I. That also led to that. That tweet I saw people arguing about, you know, it was like, why do short girls date, like six or five men? You know? Yeah. And how they, you know, like, tall people should stick with the tall people and that sort of thing. I don't know. I don't think anybody wants. I mean, if you're like a six, five guy, it's like, I have to go for like, date like a six foot tall volleyball, like, and then create like, breed like an army of tall freaks. Like, I don't know, are we breathing here now? Like, I just want to have. I like short people. I don't know.
Jackie
Yeah, the number one thing. I don't, like, use apps anymore. But the number one thing that I. And I talked about this, a lot of my friends too, would look for Is. Are your friends attractive? Because if. If, like, there's so many hot guys that are like, freaks and are like, crazy that if you have hot friends, you're probably normal. If you have weirdo looking friends, you're weirdo.
Chris Castiglione
Really?
Jackie
So if. If you have only ugly guys in your picture, I won't swipe. Like, I'm just like, you gotta be weird.
Una
No, because I feel like it means if they're hot and. Or like, whatever. If all their friends are ugly, it means they're probably like, really funny or something.
Kevin Clancy
I was gonna say, I feel like if I. If I saw like a whole crew of guys who were all good looking, I'd be like, these guys are all like, frat boy douchebags obsessed with who. Like, you know what I mean?
Jackie
Well, I'm not saying they have to be like, studs, but, you know, you know, the type of. Like, if you could tell that they're the oddball of their friend group, I.
Kevin Clancy
Guess, like, that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Jackie
It's a bad thing. Like, maybe you can't win, bro.
Kevin Clancy
You can't win. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Look at me and like, my, like, fat, funny friends, like, you're a freak. Like, oh, here's all my hot guy friends. Like, you're vast happen.
Jackie
But like, like, And I know what it. It sounds like, but it's like, if I were to swipe through, you guys would be like, all right, yeah, that is an obvious red flag. Like, you. You would know what I mean.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Jackie
You know, Whereas just because it's like, I just gotta. I just gotta be safe out here. Like, I can't. I can't be like, like something on. Whatever, guys, but just don't put ugly guys in here. Just don't. Don't befriend ugly people. Seriously. Seriously.
Chris Castiglione
But seriously.
Jackie
Yeah, you look crazy.
Kevin Clancy
All right, we'll get into our interview.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
All right. Ralph Macchio, the legend himself. The Karate Kid. The new. The new remake, Karate Kid Legends is out in theaters. Go watch it now. If you have not seen it, go back and watch.
Chris Castiglione
If you got a kid, take him in the movie.
Kevin Clancy
And I. And I was re. Watching the. The first one with my kids. It's. It's awesome. There's this scene in the first one, they're at a Halloween party. Daniel LaRusso goes as a shower dressed up as a shower. Everything's pretty normal. And at one point, this chicken shows up at the party and they're like, oh, this guy's Dressed as a chicken. And the chicken takes out eggs and just throws them in people's heads. Real eggs. Just any smashes. Daniel Russo in the head with an egg. And everyone's like, it's crazy. I was like. In my head, I was like, oh, this is where they fight. Because it's probably the bad guys. And it's just a funny prank where the chicken just smashes eggs on people's heads. At the Halloween party, it was one of the weird things. I was like, what was going on in the 80s? Or that was a normal thing.
Chris Castiglione
Cocaine.
Jackie
I like, last week, I just had to catch up with a bunch of people, so, like. But I didn't want to, like, drink, so I was like. I just kept pitching. Seeing sinners with people for some reason. So I have to see sinners with, like. Then nobody could. So then I moved it all. Next week, I have to see Sinners four times next week with different people. So. So now I have to, like. I'm gonna switch in for some of them.
Kevin Clancy
Put it all together. Just goes a big group. Too many people. No, that's. That's like, episode of, like, Curb. I don't know.
Chris Castiglione
Promis. A lot of different plates. If I had four separate sinners dates, I. I would go, you know what? Hey, guys, I'm going to Sinners with all you. Anyone want to go to.
Kevin Clancy
I'll tell you this much. If I was on the fourth date, if I was like, are these dates like.
Chris Castiglione
Like, Tinder dates or.
Jackie
No, some of them are just friends. Some of them are dates.
Kevin Clancy
But. But if I was like, all right, like, Thursday, we're going to the movie. Like, how's your week been? You're like, well, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, I went to see this movie, I'd be like, get the out of here. This is insane. I don't remember to talk to you again. That'd be crazy. I'll see this movie for the fourth time in four days.
Jackie
Well, I'm not gonna tell you. I'm just gonna be like, oh, my God.
Chris Castiglione
I do that. I see movies 10 times, and I don't. No one knows.
Jackie
Well, now I'm gonna switch in Karate Kid.
Kevin Clancy
There you go.
Jackie
Yeah. Yeah, you do you see it?
Chris Castiglione
I. I think, and I don't. I. I try. It's not like I don't, like, refuse to tell them or anything like that, but, like, I keep it a secret.
Kevin Clancy
We're all just. I've also social, misfit, depressed, autistic.
Chris Castiglione
If you're watching, if you think you're experiencing it for the first time with a person.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
So like, they're gonna have more fun if they think it's my first time.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Jackie
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
And I also feel weird when I'm watching and I know they have and I know they're watching me for reactions. Like, just watch them. We're all good. All right, Ralph Macchio. My hero. On KFC radio, it's Father's Day season. So what does that mean, John? What am I getting?
Chris Castiglione
Omaha Stakes, of course.
Kevin Clancy
I feel like they should work with Peyton Manning. Have they ever done that? They need a campaign with him.
Chris Castiglione
They certainly should have. I mean, if they haven't.
Kevin Clancy
Quintessential. You need a father.
Chris Castiglione
They're smart enough to be advertising with us instead of Payton.
Kevin Clancy
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Ralph Macchio
Good.
Kevin Clancy
Not a camera in the world. This guy doesn't look handsome.
Ralph Macchio
Come on camera. Press that. This is what I remember.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
Gotta get up to change the channel with this.
Kevin Clancy
The weird second dial. You know the one that had like 65 channel UHV. I don't know what the fuck that was. I never. That made it never made any sense to me. This is probably the type of TV I watched the original Movie on.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Bro. I gotta tell you, Karate Kid is, like, a core piece of my life. I was born in 85, and, like. And even just, like, as we were sitting here getting ready for it, I was, like, just going through all Karate Kid stuff, and I was like, holy. This is, like, a piece of who I am as a person, man.
Ralph Macchio
It's, you know, it's a. It's. A lot of time has gone by, so. I've heard that, I'm sure, so many times. But, you know, first of all, as I get older, it gets kind of sweeter and richer because it's. I'm usually meeting people that have fondness. Yeah. Like, you know, this was my whole child.
Kevin Clancy
I can't imagine there's many people out there who are like, yeah, I don't think there's anybody out there who feels that way.
Ralph Macchio
Most part, it's a. It's a pretty good embrace. And it just became, you know, part of our childhood. A piece of pop culture.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
And through the years, through parody, through, you know, sequels, and just exploded and, you know, it's kind of. And. And the interesting thing about it is. Popcorn is the Karate Kid was. Because it was a summer movie, you know, it has resonance in such deep areas. People come up to me, you know, tears in their eyes. This is the one they watched with their grandfather or their mom or their brother had a tough time in school, and this was the one that gave them the inspiration. And then. And then. Yet it has all the fun.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
Sweep the leg and.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right.
Chris Castiglione
I was. I was thinking about that last night at the premiere.
Kevin Clancy
By the way, are we just not gonna say he's wearing the.
Ralph Macchio
Oh, that's.
Chris Castiglione
Look at that. So I got this at the premiere last night.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
I just thought you had Legends.
Ralph Macchio
You had your roots done.
Chris Castiglione
You're closer than you think. But the. So we're at the Karate Kids Legends premiere last night.
Ralph Macchio
Awesome.
Kevin Clancy
Incredible.
Chris Castiglione
It was like. That was so much fun. It was. I. If you don't have a chance to go to a New York City premiere, I recommend it because it's the most fun way to watch a movie. All the kids and the geese going nuts and all that stuff. But I was thinking while I was watching it, like, there must have been a time in your life, or I imagine there was, when you kind of rebelled against it.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah. I. Listen, there was certainly. I. I'd be lying to say they were, like. I would say the mid-90s to the mid early 2000. So, like, if I do it In. In. In movie timeline post, My cousin Vinny.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah. Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
To, you know, there was a. There was a dry spell before maybe like Dancing with the stars, which was 2011. So, like, I was 95 to 2005, that 10 year stretch. I never didn't want to talk about it. I never. Because I knew how much it meant to the fans. So to me, you have a lot of actors or people that are associated with a certain work that's kind of pigeonholed them and they get on these things and like, you want to come on the podcast. Yeah, but I'm not going to talk about that. I'm doing this now. I think I was always very mindful of the fact that the Karate Kid and how it found its way into pop culture globally, and how it resonated with so many people's upbringings. To walk into a situation like this and say, okay, we're not going to talk about that, made no sense to me because it was their story, their movie, their characters, their, you know, Mr. Miyagi affinity, their journey that was so inspirational. So for me to then sit there and say, I'm not talking about it, but I would say, can we talk about some other things?
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
Can we?
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
Yes. I'm not. Am I ever gonna put the headband on and the GI ever again? In 2002, I would have said, no way. That's done.
Kevin Clancy
Right? Right.
Ralph Macchio
And then here we are. They come in with a Cobra Kai pitch.
Chris Castiglione
So how old were you when you, like, accept, like, like what a gift.
Ralph Macchio
It is to have that I would say when I did my first kind of panel screening years later with a full audience and say, I don't know. I don't. I can't pinpoint the date. But somewhere in that time window, toward the end of that time window, maybe when Comic Con started becoming super popular, right. At first they started out as kind of like Star Trek conventions, and then it became pop culture, more mainstream events. Yeah, right. And. And so it wasn't just like, like, you know, horror movies and Star Wars, Star Trek. It was, you know, I got anything.
Kevin Clancy
That really has a popular franchise, like anything that has a longevity to.
Ralph Macchio
It was then, it was at that point that I, you know, you just saw how beloved it was decades later. They'd come dressed up in costume and they'd know every line, you know, and. And so at that point it became, oh, and also the how I met your mother thing. Right. The whole Barney stints, Barney Stinson saying that Johnny Lawrence is the true Karate Kid. And Daniel Rusos is.
Kevin Clancy
I mean that became this like, you.
Ralph Macchio
Know, Internet thing that, that thing that was throughout that series. And then Billy and I wound up doing a cameo on, on the series. But it was at that point that like I started to see fan theories. The Internet became a place to play.
Kevin Clancy
I think the Internet is a huge part of the Karate Kids.
Ralph Macchio
All of that story stuff started. They, they put a guy put out a. Who's the real bully?
John Feitelberg
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
Was the kick legal? All of a sudden I'm saying, you know, this is not just a movie now that resonated with people. It has now become a conversation. And then. And so at that point I was just like, you know, now I wanted a bucket of popcorn and to keep watching this.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
And it kind of, you know, it, it just, you know, kicked it into the stratosphere of you know, some of those lines of dialogue are part of the American lexicon.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
I mean sweep the leg and the crane kick and wax on, wax off and all these things.
Ralph Macchio
I mean it was at that point that it. And then when you have the kids. So I'll have 10 year old kids now that's running down the street. Yeah. And they all know who Miyagi was and they all, you know, think that, oh, they say hey, don't you play the dad on my favorite show? I think I'm see your movie with the other old guy.
Chris Castiglione
I was thinking about that last night. The. I was, I was very surprised. I didn't realize that how, how much it resonated with younger generation. I knew with me and I knew with Kevin and stuff like that. And then last night like all the kids going nuts. I happened to go into the bathroom I think while you guys were walking in and. And people were screaming and pictures and Jackie Chan obviously.
Ralph Macchio
Right, of course, yeah. So it, it does connect. On how many projects, how many films certainly films to the televisions streaming series back to major motion picture like this. They were on the cusp of all that. But how many have that over 40 years time. Star wars, right? Exactly.
Chris Castiglione
Last night I was thinking that you. I was like, I was, I was walking home from the movie and I was like, what a gift. Ralph has to have this unbelievable franchise throughout, have a through line through his entire career. And I was trying to think of other actors who had it. Stallone with Rocky and Creed, Vin Diesel with Fast and Furious. There aren't many who were just like no, this is this humongous. Like it's a really, really big thing that everyone loves and it's Lasted my entire career. That's a crazy accomplishment.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah, it's. It is. It's nuts. I don't know how to make sense out of it other than, you know, you know, the filmmakers deserve a lot of credit. I mean, John Avilson, who directed Rocky, directed the Karate Kid. Robert Mark Kamen, who wrote that original screenplay, created that Miyagi character, you know, the human Yoda for every fatherless kid, you know, and you. And it worked on that level where you're single parenting, it's mentorship, it's fish out of water, New kid in a different town coming, dealing with loss, loss of his father. In this movie, it's the loss of his brother. You know, those are all human, relatable elements. But then it. It kind of. With Cobra Kai, then it was about those three guys who wrote that show, who grew up the ultimate Karate Kid. Fans knew way more and know way more about that movie than I do, and. And they care so much, and that's why Cobra Kai worked, because we cared so much.
Kevin Clancy
Did you have anything to do it? Like, was that happening with or without you?
Ralph Macchio
I was like, sure, I'll play LaRusso. He acts like a dick now, and he. He has a car dealership and. And is rude to other people to set up the Johnny Lawrence redemption.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, Right.
Ralph Macchio
But I love the way Cobra Kai ended because it. It ends in such a way where these two guys that were at each other's throats figure out a way to be the best versions of themselves for the sake of the next generation. And that's part of what drives me. Even with Karate Kid legends, it's another chapter for a new generation. A fresh look, different. We're not trying to do what we did. You can't touch.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
That original film, that kind of cinematic magic.
Chris Castiglione
I had no idea what to expect going in. I. I was like, you know, happy to see the movie. Obviously, I. I really didn't have any expectations. I was blown away.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah. I had time.
Chris Castiglione
So much fun.
Kevin Clancy
Early it was. The early feedback seems to be like. It's a huge heater.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
It's gonna be a big bottom line. The bottom line is, if you're gonna compare it, if you're gonna, you know, just. Just rip through. Well, this. That. If you're not gonna buy the popcorn, you're not gonna have a good time, but it is. The themes are. Are. And that was what I fought the most for, is keep that connective tissue. Keep those. And. And honest.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
You could change the tone. It's a lot of Quick cuts. It's the tick tock generation. Sometimes it moves super fast, but, you know, it's another generation.
Kevin Clancy
Got to reach them.
Ralph Macchio
You guys see in the original Karate Kid, you weren't on your phones and. And streaming series at once.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
It was either summertime. What'd you do? You went to the movies or to the beach. Those were your four things you did.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
You have a podcast you didn't even have. You guys to listen to. It was like, amazing. Radio maybe.
Kevin Clancy
Right.
Ralph Macchio
You know, so it's tougher now. So, you know, the film is. Is. Is different. But that's great to hear. Like, this is the best news of the day. Walking fresh, not knowing. Being fans of the original and still having a great time.
Chris Castiglione
I loved. I mean, the action was. I. I know. I. I thought maybe the karate had a little more Jackie Chan style.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah. It's certainly more kung fu style. Certainly more Hong Kong style in the filming, which I love. Inside is very young Jackie Chan.
Chris Castiglione
Also, Josh Jackson.
Ralph Macchio
Josh is great.
Chris Castiglione
Being the elder statesman in a kid's sports movie. Like, come on.
Ralph Macchio
And. And the kid, Ben Wong, props to him.
Chris Castiglione
He was unbelievable.
Ralph Macchio
He does. You know, if one thing you need in the Karate Kid franchise is you better be rooting for your kid.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
And he does a really good winning job of. We want to see him succeed.
Chris Castiglione
It's. It's such an interesting. I was walking home, I'm talking to my friend last night, and he was like, I. It's such a great thing. Like, it's a great format of a movie where it's like a kid gets in a fight early and like, well, I want to see his redemption. I got it. So I'm locked in right away. Like, I want to see him fight that kid.
Kevin Clancy
It's the most basic, pure, like, it's like.
Chris Castiglione
Like you're watching a heavyweight fight. Like, you know, there's gonna be a second.
Ralph Macchio
When's the rematch?
Kevin Clancy
Right.
John Feitelberg
When.
Kevin Clancy
When the first one came out. How old were you?
Ralph Macchio
22 when it came out. It's 21 when I started shooting it.
Kevin Clancy
And was it expected to be a big deal? What did you think you were walking into?
Ralph Macchio
Like, no, I. Listen, that summer it was Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters. Those were the big guns.
Kevin Clancy
Right.
Ralph Macchio
I mean, so you're not thinking, like, we're gonna be on their level sleeper at Columbia Pictures, which is Sony now, But budget was 7.5 million, which is like craft service on a Tuesday for Mission Impossible.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Wow.
Ralph Macchio
That's crazy. It was, I think, listen, John Avilson directed It. He directed Rocky, won the academy.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
It wasn't a throwaway.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah. They had, I mean, it was a three picture deal.
Kevin Clancy
I was gonna say right off the.
Ralph Macchio
Bat, just when those were starting.
Kevin Clancy
So that's. But it was already a thing.
Ralph Macchio
They were hopeful. But you know, I think, I mean, at the, you know, it had enough of the. It had enough of the boxes checked for it to maybe be a summer success. The fact that I'm sitting here 41 years later and it's, it's a relevant major motion picture after a number one Netflix series.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Was it, was it a hit in the moment or was it like a.
Ralph Macchio
Little cult class, like right away.
Kevin Clancy
Right away with box office.
Ralph Macchio
But it was a word of mouth.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
Like the reviews were very favorable, some mix, but mostly very favorable. And it became the conversation that the families could go to.
Chris Castiglione
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Kevin Clancy
How.
Chris Castiglione
How long did it stay in theaters?
Ralph Macchio
That's. Those days are done. A year I miss. It was like, I can't see it this weekend. I'll go in October.
Chris Castiglione
Right.
Ralph Macchio
If you don't get there by Thursday. Wait for now.
Chris Castiglione
I go, I go, I go to the movies a lot and I, I like go opening weekend now because it's.
Ralph Macchio
Gonna be gone, unfortunately. I mean, and it's all about that. But Karate Kid was like, so it came out June 22nd. I know because I have the poster in my birthday. And it, it's. I think you get in the discount theaters after like maybe September. October.
Kevin Clancy
That's a good summer, man.
John Feitelberg
That's a great summer.
Kevin Clancy
So you're, you're 22.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
You're Daniel LaRusso. You got this, you know, two more movies in the can ready to go. You must have been on top of the world.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah, well, those were not. I mean, I think the, the second, you know, I just come off the Outsiders. That was my. That was a. You know, when I got the. The Karate Kid and then when the. The Karate Kid came out. I saw it at a sneak preview in May of 84. Never. I didn't see the movie until I saw it with a full audience, kind of like last night. But it wasn't. It wasn't a premiere. It was a sneak preview for paying.
Chris Castiglione
Oh.
Ralph Macchio
It was like they were building the word of mouth, which is what they did back then. Now there's. Now it's like you need your opening weekend. Otherwise, you know, it's a flop. Parachite business. Parachute business. Open or you die. That's just the way it's changed. But we were so. I saw it for the first time there. And now I'm losing my train of thought of the question. Someone younger.
Kevin Clancy
I was just saying, you know, you must have been on top of the world after.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah. So it was.
Kevin Clancy
Was.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah. We came out of that theater and everyone was doing a crane kick on the side of the 3rd Avenue, like, did. Everyone was doing things.
Kevin Clancy
Sweep the leg. The crane kick. Wax on, wax off. Like, those are.
Ralph Macchio
Get them a bodybug culture.
Kevin Clancy
You know, crazy. I mean, like.
Ralph Macchio
And then sports too, man.
Kevin Clancy
So unhinged. Think about it.
Ralph Macchio
Like, what the cool about that line is. It was what it's called Looping now. Adr. Automated dubbing, Dub recording. It was off camera. Right. So the only thing on camera is the. Yeah, right. So he did, like, get him a body bag.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, yeah.
Ralph Macchio
And then, you know, everyone had a.
Kevin Clancy
And then I've seen. You know, so there was the. You're the bully. The crank kicks Illegal. I just saw you were illegal because you had turned 18. It's. It was an under 18 tournament.
Ralph Macchio
I mean, people stole the black belt.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, you should. You know, none of this should have been allowed.
Ralph Macchio
He was also drinking scotch in front of this teenager talking about World War II.
John Feitelberg
So.
Kevin Clancy
So what do you think? Like, I feel like the Marty McFly, Doc Brown relationship. Very similar to the Daniel Russo Miyagi. Both of them weird as. Yeah, totally. If your son came home today and was like, hey, I'm hanging out with this little guy. Yeah, you'd be like, no, you're not. Go on tick tock.
Ralph Macchio
With your phone. I'm gonna keep an eye on you as you go down that cesspool of.
Kevin Clancy
You is funny that. It's like. It's something that quite literally, I don't think anybody could relate to. I don't think there's anybody out there that actually Ever did that. But it does feel like this wholesome, you know.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Relationship.
Ralph Macchio
I mean, that character, you know, when you look at Doc and, and Miyagi. Miyagi was very much a, I call him the Human Yoda. Yeah, right. You know, where, you know, a fatherless kid is getting picked on and he has, is, you know, a, you know, a Jedi warrior. That kind of helps him navigate the bad kids, but in a way where fighting is always the last answer to problem. Find balance. You train hard not to fight.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah, exactly.
Kevin Clancy
I mean, I, I, there's so many memories. Did you play the video game?
Ralph Macchio
No.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, my God. The Nintendo, the original Nintendo. Karate Kid is one of the best games ever. Yeah, you, you, I've seen it. You gotta catch, catch flies with the chopsticks. That's like one of the hardest things. You got to chop through ice blocks. You gotta try to get through all seven of them.
Ralph Macchio
That probably came out with the second, that came out with the Karate Kid Part two.
Kevin Clancy
That's because you're in Japan.
Ralph Macchio
The merchant. All that stuff happened because they didn't know. That answers your question. They, they were hoping for success and knew, but they didn't have all that lined up. Yeah, today's day and age. They got, they got all that stuff because that's part of the revenue. Then it was part two. They were teed up for the lunchbox and the, in the Village with the karate chop action.
Kevin Clancy
Perfect timing for that. Like the 80s and 90s when the.
Ralph Macchio
Mets won the world.
Kevin Clancy
What a time to be alone.
Ralph Macchio
I was, that was.
Kevin Clancy
Are you a Mets man?
Ralph Macchio
Yeah, big time. I was, I was at all those games, including game six.
Kevin Clancy
So you're 22, 23, four.
Ralph Macchio
They're about 24.
Kevin Clancy
Watching the Mets win the World Series.
Ralph Macchio
I was on Broadway Trilogy.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
My cousin Van Mini Crossroads came out and then, and then Karate Kid.
Chris Castiglione
What were you doing on Broadway?
Ralph Macchio
I was doing a play called Cuban as Teddy Bear with Robert De Niro and Burt Young, who played Paulie and Rocky just recently passed away. Great. Bert Young. And that was, that was amazing summer for me because I had. Crossroads was still in the movie theater, although not a hit, but it was kind of a cool blues. I played a guitar protege. It was cool, a cool film. And, and then Karate Kid 2 was coming out. So I had both those kind of overlapping in the theater. And then I was at the Longacre doing the, the, the play. And then I jump in the car and head to Shea Stadium. It was just, it was just stupid time.
Chris Castiglione
So actually that, that Reminds me of a question I. I've asked Danny DeVito once. He was on the show, and I was like, you know, you've been around for so many iterations of Hollywood. What part, what generation did you feel the most comfortable in? So between, like the 80s, 90s, 2000s, 2010. Now, like, when were you. Like, this is not even the most comfortable. Like, when was, when was Hollywood, when was celebrity life the most fun?
Ralph Macchio
That's a good question. I mean, I've always.
Kevin Clancy
It's hard to beat mid-20s in the 80s.
Ralph Macchio
Like, maybe I'm wrong, but here's the difference. You know, just like everything else, youth is wasting on the young. So if I could go back the wiser.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
You know, more seasoned, balanced version of me to that time, I would have been, you know. Yeah, you drink it up a little bit more.
Kevin Clancy
Because you think probably literally. Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Ralph Macchio
But I've always kind of kept one foot in and one foot out. That's kind of how I've survived it all. Especially during the lean years when I wasn't working much and I was like, wow, I guess this is done. Yeah, you know, like late 90s, mid to 2000, up until, you know, I mean, it was a long stretch of time, but that's when, you know, my kids were born. I was, I got to be the stay at home dad. I was writing, directing a little bit, short films, doing, but I never thought off, which is. I love. That's when the Karate Kid remake came out with Jackie Chan and James.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, right, right.
Ralph Macchio
I was like, I can't sit here while they do this. I gotta come up with something. And it was at the point. I love that video. Now with my success, it's.
Chris Castiglione
That's great. It was a little too fam.
Ralph Macchio
It to be funny to be funny, but it still works. And, and you know, it's all cyclical, right?
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
But that, that was about, I think it was like the Tiger woods scandal and the Charlie Sheen drinking the tiger blood and, and Sandra Bullock won the Oscar and then had something with her husband.
Chris Castiglione
Oh, yeah.
Ralph Macchio
And that was, that was all happening. And so the concept, I just came up with it, I said, said, I've always had that title in the back of my head.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
And I just said, wouldn't it be fun to do a reverse intervention on a guy who's just home at night, kisses his kids, hugs his wife, watches television, goes to the movies and goes to the Met game? Let's just say even the family wants to fuck him up so he could become Relevant, you know. And so I, I, at one point, we wanted. I was, I was trying to get Ozzy Osbourne to come in to play my Mr. Miyagi. Like, that's who I was hiring, you know, he wouldn't do it. So then we wound up using the Internet as the Miyagi. You know, clips of badass guys messed up, you know, where. You know, those, those tapes, sex tapes I'm trying to get and the more. And then I brought in Todd Holland, a great director, did Malcolm in the Middle, Larry Sanders show and. And a bunch of other stuff, who. We developed a project idea years back that never went anywhere, but I said, would you do this with me? I need. I was going to direct it myself, but I said, would you do this? I. I'd rather just make sure I do the best job. And he was so well versed in comedy. And I, I walked into Funny or Die and I said, here's my title. Wax on. I didn't even get the word. I didn't get to the Fs. And they're like, where and what?
Chris Castiglione
I watched it again this morning, released.
Ralph Macchio
It, you know, like the two days before the, the Jackie Chan. Because I never thought I'd be doing this. Yeah, this is way.
Kevin Clancy
Was there any thought. I feel like nowadays with nostalgia, the Internet remakes, if you last long enough and you're still around, you'll probably have your second time in the sun, you know, did you ever think that, like, I just got to make it another decade and this will probably hit again? Or was it all a surprise?
Ralph Macchio
I mean, it's all possible. I. I don't. I mean, you know, it's like I tell my kids what happened to me is like a. It's a bazillion to one. Just even. Even when you think of the Outsiders, Karate Kid, my cousin Vinnie. Just say those three movies that have all, like, none of those. Of those three are like, oh, God, this thing is. Just doesn't fit anymore. You still Vinnie.
Chris Castiglione
Timeless.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
I mean, Bill Belichick's on a podium right now.
Ralph Macchio
Yeon. I almost is a good story. I told this on, I think Chris Eisen, but I literally was driving with the Deflate Gate as a Jet fan. Right. So, I mean, I'm tortured. So I'm always rooting against naturally, you know, Brady and Belichick, as great as they are, respect them. But, you know. Yeah, I literally was driving on like Deer Park Road on Long island when I. He goes, I don't pretend to be the Mona Lisa Vito of I almost drove off the road, like, just hearing Belichick say those or like it just, you know, I almost, I think I, I like skidded. I stopped and I looked around just hoping everyone heard that at the same time. But everybody was going on with their day. I'm like, I felt like just getting out of the car say, excuse me.
Kevin Clancy
Did you, you know what just happened?
Ralph Macchio
Did you know what just happened? I just love that. I love you. Bring that up.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, I mean, it's, it's, you know, timeless. It's. It spans generations. I mean, even my, my son was in martial arts and, you know, he was doing one of the, like the demonstrations and he kicked through a piece of balsa wood and, you know, did whatever.
Ralph Macchio
I'm still trying to get through it.
Kevin Clancy
But I, I, you know, I was filming him as everyone does these days. And then I, I went home, made like a little video. I put the you're the best music in the back. And I'm. I was like tearing up watching, you know, he's like the five year old.
Ralph Macchio
Brings the feels music.
Kevin Clancy
And like that moment I was like this. It's crazy how like impactful it is. That song's awesome, by the way. Along with the Rocky music, the karate kidneys, all that. That like, it's just. They don't make them like they used to, man.
Ralph Macchio
No, I, I agree.
Kevin Clancy
I guess they do now, though.
Ralph Macchio
I mean, they touch. That's what they do. A nice job with Legends is we, we just try to just pepper just enough of that connective tissue. Not to say not to, not to. There's just enough of the nostalgia feels, but it's really its own thing.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
Like you could, I mean, you guys are big fans for, for, for a long time, so you get a lot out of it in that respect. But you could really just walking off the street, not seeing a frame of Cobra Kai and have a good time. There were children. Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
Running up and down the aisles.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chris Castiglione
It was unbelievable.
Ralph Macchio
It is pure.
Kevin Clancy
And then it. It's great for like the, it's multi.
Ralph Macchio
Generational, but you don't need to know, you know, what we're hoping for on opening weekend. That's how these things work.
Chris Castiglione
I couldn't recommend it harder. It was so. It was so much fun. So great, really great shots in New York. Like, it really made you feel like a part of the city.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah. Which is new to that franchise.
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
It's always a valley or, you know, it lives in San Fernando Valley.
Kevin Clancy
Right.
Ralph Macchio
It's a character.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
You Know.
Kevin Clancy
And now. And you see, you taught Jackie Chan a few things, I'm sure.
Ralph Macchio
A few things, yes. My favorite moment with Jackie. He's great. He's like the youngest kid on the set. He loves making movies. He loves. He'll hang the lights for you. He'll change the microphone. He'll do anything. He's there early, leaves late. So it's great to see at his age, but at 71, I will say I was pretty nervous, you know, because I, you know, he's a martial artist. I kind of play one on tv. I got that down. Right. But he. He was doing one move with the kid. He had to take him and flip him, and he, you know, I mean, Jackie Chan has broken, like, 500, everybody. And he. And he threw his shoulder, and it hurt, and he. He winced and. And yelped a bit. And there was something on one side of my brain. I was like, I don't wish pain on anybody. On the other side of my brain, it's like, I'm good. I just saw Jackie Chan say, ouch. Okay, so throw the kick. I'm ready. Because I was pretty intimidated.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah, I'm sure.
Chris Castiglione
I'm sure we got a heart out for you. But before you go, I wanted to ask, could you. Would you mind autographing this for me?
Ralph Macchio
I would love to.
Kevin Clancy
I love it, man.
Ralph Macchio
It's the easiest, easiest thing all day.
Kevin Clancy
That's great, dude. Really appreciate it, man.
Ralph Macchio
This is fun.
Chris Castiglione
That is so much fun.
Ralph Macchio
I told my son. I'm like, really?
Kevin Clancy
Does he know us? Yeah. That's awesome. I love hearing your immense. I'm assuming you're a Knicks guy, too, right now?
Chris Castiglione
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
Tomorrow night, huh?
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
This way.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. You got it on upside down.
Chris Castiglione
One tree, two branches. Two branches, one trick.
Ralph Macchio
The roots are strong. The tree survives.
Kevin Clancy
There you go. You want me to hold it for you?
Ralph Macchio
Yeah.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah. The bonsai trees, man, there's so much that I like that I can tie back to that movie that I didn't know. You named your son Daniel, right? Right.
Ralph Macchio
Yep.
Kevin Clancy
Was it. It was after. Yeah, after that character decision.
Ralph Macchio
These things are cool sign, but it's hard to do.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, no, yeah.
Jackie
Don't worry about.
Chris Castiglione
It's also. That's awesome.
Kevin Clancy
That's great, bro. Thank you.
Ralph Macchio
So, yeah, he's. He's Dan Macchio now.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
New York Islanders.
Kevin Clancy
Oh, cool. Awesome. Yeah.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah. So he's. Yeah, he was the one. I said, oh, I think they sent me the request. He goes, oh, dad, you got to do this.
Kevin Clancy
That's great, man. He should have come through. Bring him through next time. Well, yeah, when this. You know, when you're on the third or fourth iteration of this one, come back.
Chris Castiglione
Hey, thanks, man. Had a good pleasure to meet you.
Ralph Macchio
Love these hangout conversations.
Kevin Clancy
Try to keep it easy, you know?
Ralph Macchio
Yeah, that's great. Great.
Kevin Clancy
Good.
Ralph Macchio
I look forward to tuning in.
Kevin Clancy
Yeah.
Chris Castiglione
Thank you so much. Congratulations again.
Kevin Clancy
Thank you, man.
Ralph Macchio
Yeah, yeah, I need to. I actually just bring you around tomorrow.
Chris Castiglione
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Ralph Macchio
Tuesday, right?
Chris Castiglione
Yes.
Kevin Clancy
Bro, you think this is for Keegan?
Chris Castiglione
This is for me.
KFC Radio Podcast Summary: "THE KARATE KID ft. Ralph Macchio"
Episode Details:
The episode kicks off with the hosts engaging in their characteristic casual banter, sharing humorous anecdotes about their work environment. Kevin Clancy recounts an amusing incident where he was unexpectedly covered in ketchup after accidentally stepping on a ketchup packet in the kitchen ([01:28]). This leads to a lively discussion about the state of their workplace, highlighting issues like unclean bathrooms and general disarray.
Notable Quote:
The conversation shifts to personal grooming habits, with Jackie Feitelberg discussing her tanning routine. She humorously admits to not having shaved her legs recently, resulting in an uneven tan that she plans to fix the next day ([04:32]).
Notable Quote:
The hosts introduce a game inspired by phrases generated by ChatGPT, where they attempt to slip obscure phrases into their conversation without being noticed. The penalty for getting caught is plucking six arm hairs, adding a playful competitive element to the show ([05:07]).
Notable Quote:
Chris Castiglione shares a bizarre story about a friend who, upon moving into a new apartment, discovered a box containing a deceased man's ashes. The moving company's mishandling led to this unsettling discovery, highlighting the unpredictability of moving experiences ([23:38]).
Notable Quote:
A significant portion of the episode delves into the NBA Finals, with the hosts debating the relevance and performance of teams like the New York Knicks. They discuss the passionate fan base, individual player performances, and the overall impact on the league. Kevin Clancy expresses admiration for players like Pascal Siakam, considering him one of the most underrated athletes ([36:07]).
Notable Quote:
The hosts engage in a spirited debate about whether a team of top NFL players could outperform the USA flag football team. They explore the differences in rules, physicality, and the adaptability required to switch from traditional football to flag football. Insights from listeners and personal opinions add depth to the discussion ([67:03]).
Notable Quote:
The highlight of the episode is an in-depth interview with Ralph Macchio, best known for his iconic role in "The Karate Kid" franchise. Ralph shares his experiences working on the original films, the enduring legacy of the series, and the impact it has had on multiple generations of fans.
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Legacy of "The Karate Kid": Ralph emphasizes the timeless themes of mentorship, overcoming adversity, and personal growth that resonate with audiences ([115:16]).
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Cobra Kai Influence: Discussion on how the "Cobra Kai" series revived interest in the original movies and introduced the franchise to a new generation ([117:36]).
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Personal Reflections: Ralph reflects on the personal impact of the series, including memorable moments from premieres and his interactions with fans ([124:59]).
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Collaborations and Cameos: Ralph talks about working with Jackie Chan in "Karate Kid Legends" and the camaraderie on set ([133:56]).
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As Father's Day approaches, the hosts promote Omaha Steaks, encouraging listeners to gift their dads quality steaks for the occasion. They also engage in light-hearted banter with Ralph Macchio, including memorable moments like autographing memorabilia.
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The episode concludes with the hosts addressing listener questions, sharing additional stories, and thanking Ralph Macchio for his participation. They reinforce the community-driven nature of the show, emphasizing listener engagement and feedback.
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Recommended For: Listeners who enjoy a blend of humor, sports discussions, personal anecdotes, and exclusive interviews with iconic personalities like Ralph Macchio.