We Go Through Jackie's Notes App - Full Episode - KFC Radio

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KFC (0:00)

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Feits (0:09)

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KFC (0:11)

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Feits (0:11)

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Jackie (1:07)

Do you think that loss made everyone on planes? Like, I, I, Somebody else is going to have to start talking on this episode.

KFC (1:18)

No way. No way.

Jackie (1:30)

Should we discuss anything beforehand? Like, should we talk? Do we have anything to talk about? So just let's.

Steve (1:37)

Any maintenance? Anything to get out of the way.

Jackie (1:39)

I just meant like, I mean, like, I don't, I don't really have any, like, full topics. I was just thinking, like, I have my note. Do you have anything? Just, let's just.

KFC (1:48)

You want to start the podcast?

Jackie (1:50)

This is all obviously getting cut.

KFC (1:52)

That's right. I always forget you're in charge of it.

Jackie (1:54)

Well, actually, today Steve's gonna be doing the edit, so I'm, I think I'm extra nervous today because I'm like, everything has to stay in.

KFC (2:00)

It's your. It's out of your control.

Summary

KFC Radio – Episode: "We Go Through Jackie's Notes App" Release Date: July 24, 2025

Hosts: KFC and Feitelberg (Feits)
Guests/Participants: Jackie, Steve, Sass, Joseph
Platform: Barstool Sports Network

1. Introduction and Starting the Episode [00:00 – 01:07]

The episode kicks off with KFC and Feits briefly mentioning where listeners can access KFC Radio. Shortly after, Feits introduces the concept of "Truly Unruly," promoting a high-alcohol seltzer, followed by a Chevrolet advertisement. The hosts then transition into the main conversation.

2. Social Media Critique: Instagram Content and Man Spreading [02:04 – 05:24]

Discussion Highlights:

Instagram Post Ownership: KFC questions who posted a particular Instagram image, leading to Steve admitting responsibility ([02:12 – 02:17]).
Critique of Content: KFC expresses frustration over the trend of men appearing awkwardly positioned in tight shorts, likening it to "yak" and criticizing the unnatural camera angles ([02:25 – 04:14]).
Man Spreading Debate: Jackie and KFC discuss the phenomenon of "man spreading," debating its comfort and societal perceptions ([04:14 – 05:24]).

Notable Quotes:

KFC ([02:33]): "And you can see like, cheeks and dick and balls. But it doesn't look normal at all."
Jackie ([04:14]): "That’s why we're always like, don’t man spread."

3. Personal Reflections and Therapy Insights [05:25 – 11:45]

Discussion Highlights:

Jackie’s Therapy Session: Jackie shares an anecdote about her therapist listening to the podcast, leading to insights about her social anxiety and self-perception ([07:57 – 11:45]).
Impact of Past Trauma: Jackie discusses the negative influence of her former soccer coach, who mistreated her, resulting in her constant fear of being disliked ([10:19 – 11:45]).

Notable Quotes:

Jackie ([07:57]): "She was like, you seriously make it sound like everyone hates you."
KFC ([10:23]): "Everyone loves me. No, I, I. This also came up in therapy."

4. Influential Podcasts and Industry Critique [12:09 – 14:34]

Discussion Highlights:

Time Magazine’s List: KFC mentions that none of Barstool’s podcasts made it into Time’s list of the 100 most influential podcasts, sparking a debate about the credibility and effort behind such rankings ([12:16 – 14:34]).
Audience Engagement: The hosts discuss how listeners engage with podcasts and question the authenticity of podcast rankings ([14:06 – 14:34]).

Notable Quotes:

KFC ([12:25]): "Nothing from Barcelona is insane."
Steve ([14:07]): "That's all I listen to."

5. Exploring the Notes App: “Moment of Silence” and Personal Stories [21:07 – 52:14]

Discussion Highlights:

Moment of Silence Segment: KFC shares a personal story about being interrupted by a fly in his apartment, leading to an exaggerated moment of silence ([25:07 – 26:09]).
Historical Anecdotes: The hosts discuss various historical events, including moments from "Happy Gilmore," the Bosnian War, and cultural references to Kazzy lines ([26:10 – 52:14]).
Humor and Anecdotes: KFC and Jackie exchange humorous and sometimes dark stories, blending personal experiences with pop culture references ([30:08 – 52:14]).

Notable Quotes:

KFC ([25:28]): "But I like the whole moment of silence for that fly."
Jackie ([42:37]): "I saw, like, one time, like, a guy, he had a nice little china set, and then it was like, make a wish."

6. Job Discussions: Worst and Real Jobs [76:20 – 91:05]

Discussion Highlights:

Worst Jobs: The hosts candidly discuss which jobs they would perform the worst, identifying roles like club promoters, cab drivers, and plumbing ([84:06 – 91:05]).
Criteria for “Real” Jobs: A debate ensues about what constitutes a “real” job, with suggestions including doctors, cops, lawyers, and construction workers, while artists and investment bankers are also mentioned ([90:04 – 91:05]).

Notable Quotes:

Steve ([84:27]): "Club promoter. I'd be the worst in the world."
KFC ([90:51]): "The stock market can't just close? Are you sure?"

7. Linguistics and Personal Interests [86:08 – 91:07]

Discussion Highlights:

Jackie’s Interest in Linguistics: Jackie reflects on her success in a linguistics class and considers it as a potential career path, referencing the movie "Arrival" ([86:18 – 86:55]).
Cultural References: KFC and Jackie discuss Sigmund Freud, Freudian slips, and their impacts on communication and personal interactions ([52:39 – 55:55]).

Notable Quotes:

Jackie ([86:14]): "I took a linguistics class in college, and I actually did the best in the class."
KFC ([53:18]): "I think it's a beautiful story."

8. Social Anxiety and Interpersonal Relationships [15:00 – 75:07]

Discussion Highlights:

Social Interactions: Jackie delves into her struggles with social anxiety, especially in conversations and maintaining focus during interactions ([15:00 – 75:07]).
Friendship Dynamics: The hosts share experiences about relying on friends for support and the challenges that arise when friendships intersect with personal relationships ([58:03 – 75:07]).
Overcoming Anxiety: Jackie discusses strategies to deal with anxiety, such as being herself and reducing reliance on others for validation ([55:23 – 75:07]).

Notable Quotes:

Jackie ([15:00]): "I seriously have the mindset where it's just like, all right, take it or leave it."
KFC ([55:50]): "You're like the most normal person, except when you just start thinking about yourself."

9. Cultural Trends and Consumer Behavior [52:14 – 79:54]

Discussion Highlights:

Trendy Items: The hosts critique current fashion trends and consumer behaviors, such as the popularity of "Labu boos" and similar items ([]50:39 – 54:00]).
Etymology and Language: A light-hearted discussion about the origins of phrases like "Big Apple" and the influence of British accents on American perceptions ([]73:01 – 75:46]).

Notable Quotes:

Sass ([50:00]): "This is just, like, literally, it's..."
KFC ([74:11]): "I have somebody in mind."

10. Concluding Discussions and Final Thoughts [75:06 – 87:56]

Discussion Highlights:

Final Anecdotes: The conversation wraps up with various humorous and reflective anecdotes, including personal experiences with credit card fraud and observations about societal norms ([75:06 – 87:56]).
Future Episode Teasers: The hosts hint at upcoming topics and continue their banter, maintaining the show's signature casual and humorous tone ([86:58 – 87:56]).

Notable Quotes:

Steve ([86:58]): "One of my friends in college used a Venmo card at the bar every single night."
KFC ([87:17]): "Anything that would make me, like, I'm just not losing New Jersey. Rocking."

Conclusion

"We Go Through Jackie's Notes App" offers listeners an unfiltered glimpse into the hosts' personal lives, anxiety struggles, and their candid takes on societal trends. Through humorous anecdotes and sincere discussions, KFC, Feits, Jackie, Steve, and Sass navigate topics ranging from social media critiques and therapeutic insights to job candidacies and cultural phenomena. The episode maintains a balance between light-hearted banter and deeper personal reflections, embodying the quintessential bar conversation that KFC Radio is known for.

Notable Quotes Recap:

Jackie ([57:49]): "I promise you, a bear is not in the room right now."
KFC ([57:06]): "How do I deal with this situation? It's a computer. It's not a person."

Listener Engagement: As always, KFC Radio encourages listener interaction through Stoolie Voicemails, contributing their own embarrassing stories and hypothetical questions to keep the conversation lively and unpredictable.

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