F*ck 'Em ft. Kris Jenner - Khloé in Wonder Land

Transcript

Kris Jenner (0:00)

Kris Jenner.

Khloe Kardashian (0:01)

This is an important subject. All the people that he's exposed.

Kris Jenner (0:05)

People.

Khloe Kardashian (0:05)

No Mom. I mean, no Mom. Oh, my God. No Mom. When you start acting like my mom. The headline was that I hate my facelift. What's up with Kris Jenner? We heard she was furious with Steven Levine.

Kris Jenner (0:15)

The media build you up just to knock you down.

Khloe Kardashian (0:20)

Them. Fuck em, Fuck em, Fuck em.

Kris Jenner (0:22)

Fuck em, Fuck em, Fuck em. Yeah.

Khloe Kardashian (0:24)

I ran into Oprah.

Kris Jenner (0:26)

Name drop over here. Dinosaurs are really dragons feelings.

Khloe Kardashian (0:30)

Did anybody else understand what she just said?

Kris Jenner (0:32)

Yes.

Khloe Kardashian (0:33)

Okay, good.

Kris Jenner (0:34)

Wedding bells with you and Corey.

Khloe Kardashian (0:35)

You're sexy, you're outgoing, you're so smart.

Kris Jenner (0:39)

What's happening here?

Khloe Kardashian (0:40)

What if I'm riding the bike and somebody jumps out of the bushes, grabs the bike, nobody will know where I am, throws me in the back of a van and takes off?

Kris Jenner (0:47)

That's crazy. Oh, my gosh. You turned into a goat.

Khloe Kardashian (0:54)

I know. Thanks, Chloe.

Kris Jenner (1:00)

Thank you so much for my little surprise in my car today.

Khloe Kardashian (1:04)

Did you get the smoothie? Did you get the.

Kris Jenner (1:08)

Was that not from you? Who else would it be from? You didn't leave anything in my car today. On my dashboard.

Summary

Khloé in Wonder Land – "F*ck 'Em" ft. Kris Jenner (April 29, 2026)

Summary of Episode

Episode Overview

In this candid and unfiltered episode, Khloé Kardashian welcomes her mom and family matriarch, Kris Jenner, for a freewheeling conversation diving into media rumors, health and wellness routines, family dynamics, conspiracy theories, and how they handle the relentless scrutiny of celebrity life. With irreverence and honesty, they swap stories, support each other through the media circus, and occasionally venture down wild internet rabbit holes.

Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Media Rumors, Headlines, and the Facelift Story

Kris and Khloé open the episode reflecting on invasive headlines—especially about Kris’ facelift and rumors regarding her feelings toward her plastic surgeon.
[00:05] Khloé: “The headline was that I hate my facelift. What’s up with Kris Jenner? We heard she was furious with Steven Levine.”
[00:15] Kris: “The media build you up just to knock you down.”
Kris is adamant she loves her facelift and her doctor, calling rumors of her being "furious" with her surgeon Steven Levine, "a flat out lie."
[19:45] Khloé: “The headline right now is that I hate my facelift and I’m really mad at…Steven Levine, which couldn’t be further from the truth. It’s a flat out lie.”
They talk about how other doctors online have speculated about Kris’s procedures, with some even mistakenly claiming she’s had rhinoplasty:
- [21:55] Khloé: "There was one doctor…with the pointer going, ‘Kris has had three rhinoplasties,’ and I've never had my nose done.”
Kris shares, as a public figure, she didn’t intend to publicize her facelift, but media obsession made it impossible to ignore.
They discuss how online “experts” and clickbait culture put celebrities under a microscope, often pitting women against each other and spreading misinformation.
Kris: “People who talk down about other people… It’s lame and corny, and it just shows me who you are.” [26:38]

2. Handling Public Scrutiny & Family Dynamics

Khloé and Kris reflect on mental health and boundaries regarding media attention:
- [18:41] Kris: “I like to take mental health breaks and not go online because I think it’s really healthy.”
Kris describes her manager role juggling family brand responsibilities and putting out daily "fires" from stories and deliverables.
They joke about thick skin after decades in the spotlight:
- [30:27] Khloé: “We have been doing this for 20 years, so I’m no stranger to…criticism about anything.”
The pair reiterate the importance of supporting other women, not participating in negative body or face shaming, and how lucky they are to have a supportive inner circle.
- [40:25] Khloé: “Just pitting people against each other, especially women…is fascinating because it’s so ridiculous…we should all really be building each other up and wanting each other to win.”
Rumors about Kris and Corey (her partner) are discussed, with Kris stating she doesn’t let breakup stories bother her anymore.
- [39:16] Kris: “Do you get frustrated that there’s constantly breakup rumors about you and Corey?”
- [39:21] Khloé: “Not anymore…maybe it bothered him more than me.”
They discuss the "cougar" label, but laugh it off, focusing on happiness over age difference in relationships.

3. Family Life, Mother's Day, and Wellness

Maternal vibes and family love are central, including discussion of what a perfect Mother’s Day looks like, gift anecdotes, and shared puzzles:
- [44:12] Kris: “The morning I like to do a brunch…I love to be with my kids…But then I do need…a few hours and let me just, like, veg out, chill, get a massage…alone.”
Khloé and Kris talk about wellness routines and sleep, discussing peptides, supplements, saunas, and their obsession with mattress firmness.
- [10:18] Khloé: “I feel really good about myself right now…peptides, supplements, the way I take care of myself and the sleep I try to get…”
Khloé discusses how watching true crime makes her more cautious and paranoid, describing fears of being kidnapped on vacation:
- [09:08] Khloé: “What if I’m riding the bike and someone jumps out of the bushes, grabs the bike, nobody will know where I am…”

4. Pop Culture & Media Consumption

The pair gush over recent events like Coachella, Justin Bieber’s and Billie Eilish’s performances, and surprise Madonna guests.
- [03:28] Khloé: “I wanted to go to Coachella because I wanted to see Justin so badly…he’s like part of our family.”
Show recommendations: “Friends and Neighbors,” the Luther Vandross documentary, "Imperfect Women” with Kerry Washington, and staple true crime favorites like “Dateline.”
- [07:56] Kris: “A girl…Ashley Flowers…she does this podcast with her best friend…helped solve over 20 cold cases.”
Discuss media overload, the difficulty distinguishing AI-generated content from reality, and the dangers of misinformation.
- [18:12] Kris: “You even have a problem with what is AI. My mom will see AI photos of like me and my sisters…when did you guys work at this restaurant?”

5. Lighthearted Conspiracies & Internet Rabbit Holes

The episode turns playful as they dive into dinosaurs, ancient civilizations, pyramids, and giant conspiracies.
- [49:12] Kris: “What about that dinosaurs are really fake and all of those bones are man-made?”
- [49:22] Khloé: “I don’t believe that. I believe that they’re real.”
They joke through the absurdity of conspiracy theories, skepticism about unexplored oceans, and the ongoing mystery of mermaids and aliens.
- [53:27] Kris: “There’s shit in there that they don’t want us to see. No one better tell me that there’s no mermaids. There’s definitely mermaid. We don’t even know.”

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Khloé, on media pressure:
“The media build you up just to knock you down.” [00:15]
Kris, fiercely about rumors:
“Fuck 'em, Fuck 'em, Fuck 'em.” [00:22], [54:27]
On being open about cosmetic procedures:
“I want to inspire or show other women…to build women up and be secure enough… Some of these things are very scary for people… and to show somebody that, you know, at 70 years old, I don’t really care what someone thinks of me. I don’t need anyone’s approval.”
— Kris Jenner [27:21]
Oprah cameo reference:
“Oprah had said something to me…‘How does it feel to have all this positive energy out there about your face?’”
— Kris Jenner [28:07]
On conspiracy tangents:
“Dinosaurs are really dragons feelings.” — Kris Jenner [00:26], callback at [34:35]
“Who's to say they didn’t have wings and could breathe fire?” — Kris Jenner [49:05]
On mermaids and the unexplored ocean:
“There’s shit in there that they don’t want us to see. No one better tell me that there’s no mermaids. There’s definitely mermaids. We don’t even know.” — Kris Jenner [53:27]
On not caring about haters:
“I don’t give a… at this age, all these people. But how. What somebody thinks about them, them, them,” — Khloé [29:40+]

Key Timestamps for Major Topics

Media Rumors & Facelift Story: [00:05], [19:45], [21:55]
Online Media Culture & AI: [18:12], [18:41], [26:02]
Family & Relationships (Corey, Mother's Day, etc.): [39:16], [44:01], [44:12]
Mental Health & Wellness: [10:18], [13:16]
Coachella/Pop Culture: [03:24], [04:44]
Conspiracies & Internet Culture: [34:35], [49:12], [53:27]
Memorable “F*ck ‘Em” Chant: [00:20], [54:27]
Notable Guest Mentions (Oprah, Lori Loughlin, Bill Gates): [28:07], [43:46], [45:53]

Tone & Conversation Style

The episode is playful, irreverent, and at times deeply reflective—a sisterly, mother-daughter dynamic filled with jokes, asides, mutual support, and venting. Both Khloé and Kris blend humor, warmth, and raw honesty as they toggle between celebrity woes and the humor they find on the strange internet.

Closing Remarks

This episode stands out for its no-holds-barred approach to addressing both the blessings and absurdities of fame, the importance of supporting women, and the ability to laugh off relentless tabloid narratives. As always, “Khloé in Wonder Land” delivers a blend of relatability, pop culture savvy, and family-centric values—streetwise and sometimes just plain silly.

[54:30] Kris & Khloé:
“Fuck ‘em.”