Caller (6:36)

Hello.

Chloe (6:36)

Hi. Who's this?

Caller (6:38)

My name's Ankara.

Chloe (6:39)

Ankara?

Caller (6:41)

Yes, ma'.

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Am.

Chloe (6:42)

Hi, this is Chloe. How are you?

Caller (6:45)

I'm good.

Chloe (6:46)

Ooh. What do you want to talk about?

Caller (6:48)

I wanted to tell you about. I was engaged for about five years.

Chloe (6:55)

Oh, my gosh.

Caller (6:57)

And the gentleman broke up with me, and I was like, what the heck? Come to find out he cheated on me and then is asking me for money.

Chloe (7:14)

What?

Caller (7:16)

Yeah.

Chloe (7:17)

What a fucking loser.

Caller (7:18)

I know. And I really wanted to talk to you about him because I already feel better.

Chloe (7:24)

Aw, you're so cute. Well, first of all, anyone that wouldn't marry you after five years, that's a big red flag. And so he did you a favor.

Caller (7:34)

I agree. Thank you.

Chloe (7:35)

And then the fact that he cheated on you, bigger loser, bigger red flag. And then he's asking you for money. That's crazy. You sound too great to be with this guy.

Caller (7:46)

Thank you.

Chloe (7:47)

You sound too great. And you deserve all the love in the world. And you're gonna make this Valentine's Day about you and your girls or whoever you love. And you're gonna forget about this guy. Cause who needs him?

Caller (8:00)

Thank you. You're totally right. And, Chloe, I hope your Valentine's Day is filled with so much love with your family this year.

Chloe (8:06)

Aww. Thank you. You're so sweet. Hello.

Caller (8:11)

Hi.

Chloe (8:12)

Hi. This is Chloe. Happy Valentine's Day.

Caller (8:15)

Oh, Happy Valentine's Day.

Chloe (8:17)

Thank you. Who's this?

Caller (8:19)

My name's Natasha.

Chloe (8:20)

Hi, Natasha. How are you?

Caller (8:22)

I'm good. How are you?

Chloe (8:24)

Good. What's going on? What do you want to talk about today?

Caller (8:29)

I just wanted to tell you kind of about, like, a little failed romance that I had. I dated this guy for, like, three years. I was, like, totally obsessed with. With him. I, like, was planning our future and everything. He was, like, practicing to be a tattoo artist and asked if he could tattoo me, and I was, like, totally down for it. I let him tattoo me, and then I found out, like, while we were dating, he got a girl pregnant. Yeah. I had to call it off. I was like, I can't be with you anymore. But, like, now I still have this tattoo, and I, like, think about it all the time.

Chloe (9:06)

What's the tattoo of?

Caller (9:08)

It's just, like, a rose, but you.

Chloe (9:10)

Still feel like it represents him.

Caller (9:13)

Yeah.

Chloe (9:13)

Do you ever consider maybe covering it up or adding to it or even just removing it?

Caller (9:20)

I thought about lasering it off. Cause I just, like, I don't want to have the reminder anymore.

Chloe (9:26)

I get that, and I think that's smart. I think when you're ready to do that, laser it off. I mean, I've lasered some tattoos, and let me tell you, they definitely hurt, but you. It's good. Just the technology, you don't have any remnants of it. It's amazing.

Caller (9:45)

Yeah. I'm just scared of, like, the pain of, like, getting it removed.

Chloe (9:48)

I know it is painful. There are some places that will give you a little. I think it's lidocaine shot.

Caller (9:55)

Okay. Okay.

Chloe (9:56)

That actually is very helpful, I will say. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry you went through that, and I'm sorry. Such men are just such losers sometimes. It's crazy.

Caller (10:07)

I know. They're awful.

Chloe (10:09)

They really are. It's crazy. But with all that being said, I hope you still have an amazing Valentine's Day, because Valentine's Day is not just about the partner in your life. It's also about your family and how, like, you can still love on yourself. And if you have kids, but just, like, siblings or parents or best friends, you have to make the best of it and just give love to anyone that's been good to you in your life, not just a man.

Caller (10:35)

Thank you. I appreciate that.

Chloe (10:37)

I do want to say that with the live phone calls coming through, I also had people call in and leave voicemails who couldn't get through. And so I'm going back and forth from voicemails to live phone calls, and I'm loving them.

Caller (10:54)

So this is back in Freshman year of high school, and it was my first time bringing a boy home for the first time, and it was just so. I was so nervous. I was freaking out. So we were sitting on our back porch, and the door to my back porch, you could see the stairs inside the house. So out of nowhere, we're sitting on the back porch, and we hear, like, this loud thump. And we're like, what just happened? So we looked inside, and my little sister had just got in the shower, and she fell down the stairs, and she jumps up. She's like, I'm good. And she's literally naked in front of my new boyfriend. I was like, are you kidding me? So, yeah, needless to say, it was very embarrassing. I was completely shocked. I didn't know what to say. But we did go on a few more dates after the fact. But that's my funny fail story. Aww, thanks.

Chloe (11:50)

That's so cute. Because, Lauren, I know that's such a big deal to you, and I'm not trying to invalidate that, but for me, maybe because I'm older, I'm like, this girl. Your sister was probably mortified. Like, for you to be mortified is so sweet, I think, because it shows how much you, like, just liked the guy and love your sister. But your sister, I would think, is, like, so mortified by that situation. Probably way more than you. Poor you, Lauren. And poor your sister. Oh, my gosh.

Caller (12:25)

Okay, so, hey, Chloe. My name is Dylan. And first of all, I'm gonna start off and be like, I love you. You're my favorite. So just want to get that out the way. All right? So my question for you, all right, is my most hated red flag is being with somebody, but then they try and keep it a secret. Like you. It's almost like the friends know and everything like that. But then when during certain times, you want to kind of brush upon or, like, be like, oh, no, we not together, or, you know, at least seeing each other, but they know damn well we still going out to dinner. They know damn well we still taking trips. They know everything. But then you don't want to claim somebody in front of somebody. So my question to you, I feel like, is like, is that not only a red flag, or am I tripping? That's the first question. And number two is like, has that ever happened to you where, like, somebody doesn't want to claim you in front of certain friends? Because. And then it makes you almost kind of feel like, like, there's, like, is there an issue with me? Like, the hell's wrong with me. The. But you know, that's my question. All right, well, much love to you. Bye.

Chloe (13:34)

Okay, Dylan, I love you, and thank you for your message. So, number one. Yes. That is a major red flag when people don't want to claim you. I'm not saying you have to make me or anyone else public on social. I feel like for some people, they. They need that validation to feel like you're a real couple. I don't believe in that. Some relationships, I just don't want to publicize it. That's fine. Doesn't mean it's a secret. It means that we're private. Being a secret is what you're saying. Like telling your certain close friend groups, you don't really talk like that. That's. That's gonna give you such an insecurity, and that's a big red flag. There's a reason they wanna keep it a secret. And what is that reason? And it's weird either way. I don't get down like that. You shouldn't get down like that, Dylan. And for me, have I had that happen to me before? Yes. And the second I feel that it happens, I don't like that. I might ask and be like, so what is this? I might bring it to that guy's attention and say, I'm noticing that you're being secretive in this department. Why? And I'm also not someone that wants to beg. So I sort of will remove myself from the situation and just know it's a red flag. And I'm not starting off on a red flag, Corny.

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Chloe (18:33)

Oh, phone's ringing. Gotta go. Hi, this is Chloe. Who's this?

Caller (18:38)

Hi, Chloe. This is Taylor.

Chloe (18:40)

Hi, Taylor. How are you?

Caller (18:43)

Good, how are you? I love you so much.

Chloe (18:45)

Oh, I love you too. Thank you.

Caller (18:48)

I'm calling from Nashville, Tennessee, and I know you were just here hanging out with Dolly. So we're the same.

Chloe (18:55)

You know what? You're right. I was hanging out with Dolly. Let's not forget it, people. Oh, she's so perfect. I can't even describe it. You can imagine what's going on love wise.

Caller (19:07)

Well, I have a first date story to tell you. That did not go well.

Chloe (19:11)

Oh, my gosh. Tell me.

Caller (19:13)

Okay, so it was a couple of years ago, or maybe it was. Yeah, it was like a year or two ago, I went on a first date with a guy from a dating app. And we had already been talking and we actually had FaceTimed and everything before the date. And then we decided to go on a coffee date and then do kind of a walk around the park after because it was the summer, so.

Chloe (19:34)

Yeah. Yeah.

Caller (19:36)

And, you know, innocent. And so we. I show up at this coffee shop. I'm the first one there, and he walks in and he does not look the same as his photos or even from when we FaceTimed.

Chloe (19:50)

What?

Caller (19:51)

Yeah. So we go to order coffee and then he gives a name to the barista for the coffee drink order. And it was like a Star wars name. I think he said Chewbacca or something.

Chloe (20:05)

Shut up. Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

Caller (20:08)

He did proceed to ask me for feedback about the date, which was extra weird.

Chloe (20:12)

I've never heard that before, but. Okay, I think that means that he's gotten turned down a lot. And he's like, finally like, okay, what is it? Because it has to be me. It. Yeah, it is him.

Caller (20:25)

Hi, Chloe. Okay, I have a crazy first date story that I thought I would share. So there was this guy I was texting, and he lived in Hungary, super random. And we got along over text. And one day he was like, I love the city you're in. I want to come visit you. And I was like, I mean, okay, if you're going to pay and come all the way over here across the world, sure, why not? Clearly, nothing could go wrong. So legit comes, like, months later, and he's here. So we go out to dinner, and my gut is just like, no, no, not feeling it. This is not good. So that night I'm like, I don't want to waste his time. I need to talk to him and tell him this is just not going to work. And I'm not feeling it, so I have to talk. And he goes, can I go first? And he asked me to be his girlfriend after one day. Okay. So I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. I want to tell you no. So then he goes, are you ready for this? He says, but I love you.

Chloe (21:29)

Oh, my God.

Caller (21:32)

What? You what? No, I am shook. You just met me. You don't love me. You don't know me.

Chloe (21:37)

Oh.

Caller (21:40)

So then I'm just staring at him, and then he says, are you ready for this? I love you. With a sister. You what?

Chloe (21:46)

What?

Caller (21:46)

As a sister.

Chloe (21:47)

I love a sister.

Caller (21:49)

So I left and never talked to this Hungarian man again.

Chloe (21:54)

Oh, my gosh.

Caller (21:55)

And that's my crazy mistake story. I love you.

Chloe (21:58)

Oh, well, this girl didn't leave me her name, but I love her. And I love your crazy Hungarian story. I have so many questions that I don't even know where to begin. Hello.

Caller (22:12)

Hello.

Chloe (22:13)

Are you the Hungarian story?

Caller (22:16)

I am.

Chloe (22:18)

Wait, what's your name? Because you didn't. You didn't leave it on the voicemail. I'm dying about your story.

Caller (22:23)

Oh, my God. I'm Sailor.

Chloe (22:25)

Shayla. Shayla, your story. I have so many questions for you. First of all, are you okay?

Caller (22:32)

I am okay, thankfully.

Chloe (22:35)

Good. How did you meet this guy all the way in Hungary?

Caller (22:40)

It was so random. He. He was so. I live in Nashville, and he came to visit in Nashville and ran into him at this, like, public setting. And that's how I got, like, Instagram. And then we texted just a few times, and then he came back to do the dinner. And then everything else you probably heard in the voicemail.

Chloe (23:01)

Oh, my gosh, it is crazy. And then after you were like, no, this is nuts. I just met you, of course we're not in love, and I won't be your girlfriend, he just backed off.

Caller (23:12)

Well, I just I decided to go, like, gave him a hug and I booked it out of there.

Chloe (23:20)

That is crazy. He sounds like a great guy. Just. I don't know, I was thinking like 90 Day Fiance. That's all I kept thinking about.

Caller (23:27)

Yeah, no, exactly. 90 Day Fiance vibes. They are, honestly.

Chloe (23:33)

Yes, exactly. What are your plans for this Valentine's Day?

Caller (23:38)

I mean, I'm single. Probably going to hang out with the girl.

Chloe (23:43)

That's the best. So I was listening to Shayla. She didn't leave her name in her voicemail. I was listening to her voicemail and then they called and said, you have the same girl calling in right now to talk to you on the hotline. I was like, how crazy.

Caller (24:00)

Hi, Chloe. My experience I would like to tell you about is the worst excuse I've had for being late on a date. So this experience has happened to me semi recently, actually. I was out. We were going. Me and my boyfriend were going to a little coffee shop. Well, not my boyfriend. This happened like maybe a week ago or two.

Chloe (24:22)

Oh, my gosh.

Caller (24:23)

I obviously didn't know what to say for my real excuse of having explosive diarrhea because we've only been dating for a week or two. You know, like around a month maybe. And my best excuse I could, you know, master up the courage to say was that my mom was having a absolute crash out over not being able to find the Christmas family holiday picture.

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Caller (26:56)

Hi.

Chloe (26:57)

Hi. Who's this?

Caller (26:59)

My name is Haley.

Chloe (27:01)

Hi Haley, how are you? Good, how are you?

Caller (27:05)

I'm doing wonderful. I actually took a day off of work today and I seen this post and I have the most perfect stories for fails.

Chloe (27:15)

Oh my God. I need to hear it.

Caller (27:16)

Okay, so I had my first relationship and I was 16 years old when I started dating him and I turned 17. It was our one year anniversary coming up in February and I really wanted to get him a present. I am a broke newly 17 year old and at the time I lived in Illinois and in the city of Illinois you were legally an adult at 17. So I went to the mall with one of my best friends and me and her shared the same birthday and we were shoplifting him a present. So I shoplifted this keychain. It had one of his favorite bands. We were at Hot Topic and I got arrested. Oh my God. Spent our one year anniversary in jail and he stole. Cheating on me on our one year anniversary. I can't get a hold of anybody. Luckily my big sister bailed me out. Best big sister in the world. I was such a troublemaker. Whenever I got out of jail at 17, I found out that he was actually cheating on me that night. So then I went and dated. I found out who that girl boyfriend was at the time and I stole her man back.

Chloe (28:33)

Oh my God. Legendary. This is. How did you know he was cheating on you if you were in jail though?

Caller (28:42)

Well, this was the time of like my faith. And his best friend was dating my best friend since we were like 10 years old. My best friend Brittany. And so him and his best friend were dating me and my best friend and she was actually there that night. They were all hanging out and this girl, Amber, that was her name, of course, Amber. Yeah. Brittany was wasted and she was just letting them hang out the whole night and make out. And when I got to jail she told me and so of course I did not even break up with him, I just cheated on him back. And then I told him to his face that I did.

Chloe (29:25)

Oh, my God. Well, it actually. Besides you going to jail, it you realized who your ride or dies are, which is your older sister. You realize the ones that will tell you the tea and tell you what really happened and then the ones that weren't meant to stay around. You actually learned a lot that Valentine's Day.

Caller (29:44)

Truly I did. I really did. And I will never stop lift ever again in my life. Which I think me and you have at least one Gail experience in common, so.

Chloe (29:56)

Yes, we do.

Caller (29:58)

It happens.

Chloe (30:00)

And it happens.

Caller (30:03)

Hey, Chloe, this is Ava Gatis. I'm sorry, I'm laughing. I'm surrounded by my family right now, so. Because I don't know what's happening, I'm getting up.

Chloe (30:19)

That person got the giggles.

Caller (30:21)

Hi, Chloe, it is I. Nico Zen, it is I. And I feel it may be a West coast passive way of saying, yes, we believe in the vengeance of Princess Diana and we are putting the Radit Bandini team in place. So thank you for respecting my business savvy, but I will not be sharing that story until I receive pay for it. And I have full, total authoritarian, dictatorial control over how it develops. And wishing you all great things to happen and continue to happen and blessings for you and your family this and every on your happy Armenian little Christmas. That's right.

Chloe (31:02)

Thank you. Okay, well, that was fun.

Caller (31:05)

Hi, my name is Jackie. I live in Idaho. Oh, man. Dating problems. I had a guy that thought taking me to Buffalo Wild Wings would be a romantic date. Red flags that I've ignored, definitely. People talking about, like, hurting animals, Valentine's Day gone wrong. Got broken up on Valentine's Day in high school. That was fun.

Chloe (31:45)

I gotta call this person.

Caller (31:47)

I have friends that they did, like a partner swap, but on accident, so.

Chloe (31:57)

This can't be real.

Caller (31:58)

They met and started hanging out with each other, husband and wife. But then my friend's husband started sleeping with his boss's wife. And then my friend started sleeping with her husband's boss, and he ended up getting fired. And it's so crazy that this happens to people. And something that I've never told anyone is that I have had sex during the day on my driveway in the middle of the day with cars driving by.

Chloe (32:33)

Like, on your.

Caller (32:34)

Not my proudest moment.

Chloe (32:36)

On your driveway, like, the floor. I've actually never heard of that. What's her name? Jackie. Jackie. I've never heard that one. Having sex on, like, the concrete, huh?

Caller (32:51)

Hi, Joey. How are You. I just want to give an advice, and it's to think before you do anything crazy. I'm really heartbroken at this moment. And, you know, I. I regret every day that I. I lost the love of my life. So please, before you make a big decision, please stay calm. Do not. Do not make decisions being angry, because I regret it all the fucking days of my life, you know?

Chloe (33:36)

What a sweetheart. I feel so bad for this woman. She is saying that she broke up with the love of her life, but she didn't realize it then, and she thinks about him every day, and she's just so heartbroken. And she's just saying when people make decisions to leave someone, like, don't act out of emotion. Act if, like, it's really something you want to do. I feel so bad for her. Poor thing. Let's do Kim from Houston, Texas.

Caller (34:05)

My name is Kim and I'm from Houston, Texas, and I want to talk about this time. I had, like, a first date. So the girl that I first date, everything was all good. Like, we were good. We were ordering food, we were chilling. But she was like, like, in like a rush. Like, I was wondering. I was like, damn. Like, you know, we had appetizers, but she scarfed it down. We had our regular meals. She scarfed it down. Then she asked for dessert and scarfed it down, too. And we're like, literally only like 20, 30 minutes to the day. I was like, what's the rush? Like, what's going on? She was like, yeah, my boyfriend clocked me in about 10 minutes. I was like, here, your boyfriend? What? And it was awkward. Like, of course I didn't pay because at that point I was just like, were you trying to do, like, get a meal? You know, I just didn't know. But, yeah, that's crazy. That was my first day sale.

Chloe (34:57)

Oh, my gosh. I don't know if you said your name was Cam or Kim. I think it's Cam. But when I was hearing your message and you said that she was scarfing down food, I was going to say she either double booked and had another date after you. I was not going to assume that her boyfriend worked there. I thought maybe that's like a place that they ate at. But I could tell that she either had another date after you or had a boyfriend. Shady. Shady. And I think you handled it perfectly well.

Caller (35:26)

Hi, Kali. I absolutely love you and your podcast. You are everything. I have a crazy first date, I guess kind of fail that turned to a romance on my first date with my current fiance. We were going out in Central park, and it was 2020 was Covid. And we drank two bottles of wine, and it was going well, and all of a sudden, he turned to me and was like, I really need to go to the bathroom. And I was like, oh, my goodness. Thank God. I really need to go to the bathroom, too. So he is like, okay, I'm gonna go find one, and then I'll come back. So he goes, like, 15 minutes goes by. 20 minutes goes by. I'm like, oh, my gosh. Like, is he standing me up? And at this point, I'm like, I have to clean so badly. So fast forward, I ended up running into a McDonald's. The bathroom was out of order. Ended up peeing in my pants on the first date. Ended up going into a parking garage and paid the guy to let me use their bathroom. Walked back to the date without any underpants on because I was wearing a dress and told him that I had dinner in 10 minutes and had to leave. And we are getting married in April. So crazy. First date, fail that turns successful. Love you.

Chloe (36:55)

Oh, gosh. Okay, you did not leave your name. No, but what. What a sad, sweet story. I don't even know. Like, first of all, thank God you were wearing a dress. Could you imagine if you had, like, pee stains all over your pants? That would be mortifying. 2. I feel so bad you peed your pants. Like, you must have really had to pee. That's so embarrassing. So sad. Where Was he for 20 minutes? At the beginning, when he was looking for the bathroom, where did he go? Oh, my gosh. What a story. But I love that you guys are engaged. You guys are going to be married. What, like, a funny story that you get to tell your kids one day. I mean, it's cute. It's endearing. It's very relatable. I feel so bad, but I love that you're just laughing it off and so cute about it. Jessica Max.

Caller (37:49)

Hi, my name is Jessica Max. I was calling to share a giant red flag I missed when I was in my 20s. I was just freshly dating someone. I think we had gone on maybe four dates. And after the fourth date, he stopped by my apartment and showed me that he got a tattoo of my face on his back, which was insane, because, like I said, I barely knew the guy. And, yeah, needless to say, it didn't go well after that.

Chloe (38:22)

Oh, my gosh, Jessica. Poor Jessica. That is a big red flag. I think if someone on your third or fourth date is going out to get your face tattooed on them. It's a little scary. And that is a big red flag. I wouldn't like that very much. Jessica, you sound amazing, and I love that you realize that's a red flag. Now you have to go through these things to realize that they're not. They're not good. You really do. Thank you guys so much for calling in, for leaving your voicemails, for writing in all of the above. I had so much fun. I could literally do this for hours and hours. I hope everyone has such an amazing Valentine's Day. Spend it with your family, your significant other, your children, your siblings, whatever. Just spend it in love and be happy. And know that you don't need a partner to celebrate Valentine's Day. Have a great Valentine's Day. And remember that Wednesdays are for Wonderland.