Khloé in Wonder Land: “Khloé’s Valentine’s Day Hotline”
Host: Khloé Kardashian
Date: February 11, 2026
Episode Overview
In this lively Valentine's Day-themed episode, Khloé Kardashian opens up her Valentine’s Day “Hotline” to live callers and voicemail stories from fans. With her signature warmth, candor, and irreverent humor, Khloé swaps real-life romance fails, relationship advice, and hilarious anecdotes about love. The episode is a celebration of love in all forms: self-love, familial traditions, red flags, breakthroughs, and the sometimes wild, often messy, reality of dating.
Main Themes and Purposes
- Valentine’s Day Reflections: Khloé’s personal take on Valentine’s Day, its emotional significance, and family traditions.
- Love Language & Relationship Insights: Khloé shares her perspectives on love languages and what matters to her in a relationship.
- Live Callers & Voicemails: Listeners recount their wildest, funniest, and most mortifying romance stories, seeking Khloé’s advice.
- Celebrating Self-Love: Highlighting the importance of loving oneself and cherishing close friendships and family, especially on Valentine’s Day.
Episode Breakdown
1. Khloé’s Take on Valentine’s Day
- Not a Big Deal Until Kids:
- “To me, Valentine’s Day isn’t a big deal. I mean, I love Valentine’s Day more because of my kids. I think prior to that, I didn’t really have much of a feeling about it.” (03:51)
- Making it Magical for Her Kids:
- Heart-shaped notes on doors with compliments for each morning Feb 1-14.
- “My kids get so excited to open the door and see what heart comes next. So that’s a tradition that I love.” (05:03)
- Her Own Best V-Day Memory:
- Recalls being broken up with on Valentine’s as a teen.
- “This person actually just moved to another state and, like, stopped calling me, which was so crazy and horrible.” (03:29)
2. Khloé’s Love Languages & Insights
- Physical Touch Favorite:
- “I think my love language is physical touch if I really like you. If not, don’t touch me.” (04:05)
- Gift-Giving Nerves:
- “Yeah, I’m not good with gifts. Like, I get very uncomfortable receiving.” (04:19)
- Thoughtful Gestures:
- “I like for people to feel that they’re special or taken care of or that I remembered something they said in a conversation.” (04:43)
3. Relationship Red Flags and Advice
- Being Kept a Secret:
- “Yes. That is a major red flag when people don’t want to claim you. … There’s a reason they wanna keep it a secret.” (13:34)
- Expressing ‘I Love You':
- “Time doesn’t really matter in my head. It just depends. I need the context and the circumstances.” (04:52)
4. Notable Anecdotes from Khloé
- Serenaded by Giveon (While Annoyed at Tristan):
- “Tristan was like, ‘Come outside,’ and Giveon came … and he is just, like, singing. And I remember, like, I hated Tristan. … Poor Giveon is still singing. It was mortifying.” (05:20)
- Mom’s Chocolate Tradition:
- “My mom gets me this box of chocolates from See’s … I’ll tell her not to get them for me because I eat them all. But then when I don’t get them, I get sad.” (03:58)
Highlights from Call-In Stories
1. Cheating, Jail, & Petty Payback (Haley) [27:01]
- Shoplifted a present for her boyfriend for their anniversary, got arrested, then found out boyfriend cheated—so she dated the other girl’s boyfriend out of spite.
- Memorable quote:
- Haley: “So I shoplifted this keychain ... and I got arrested. ... Spent our one year anniversary in jail and he was cheating on me on our one year anniversary. ... So I went and dated ... her man back.” (27:15–28:20)
- Khloé: “Legendary. ... Besides you going to jail, you realized who your ride or dies are, which is your older sister. ... You actually learned a lot that Valentine’s Day.” (28:33–29:44)
2. The Tattoo That Wouldn’t Go Away (Natasha) [08:29]
- Boyfriend gave her a tattoo, then got another girl pregnant; haunted by the tattoo’s reminder.
- Natasha: “But, like, now I still have this tattoo, and I, like, think about it all the time.” (09:06)
- Khloé’s Advice: “I think when you’re ready to do that, laser it off. ... The technology, you don’t have any remnants of it. It’s amazing.” (09:26)
3. Outrageous First Dates
- Catfished & Chewbacca ([Taylor], 19:13):
- Was catfished by a date who used a Star Wars name for the coffee order—“I think he said Chewbacca.”
- Khloé: “Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.” (20:05)
- Hungarian Love Bomb ([Sailor], 22:18):
- Man from Hungary visits after brief messages, professes love—and then “love as a sister.”
- Sailor: “He says ... are you ready for this? I love you. With a sister. ... As a sister.” (21:46)
- Khloé: “I have so many questions. ... I was thinking like 90 Day Fiancé.” (23:20)
4. Real-Life Red Flags
- The Hidden Relationship ([Dylan], 12:25):
- “My most hated red flag is being with somebody, but then they try and keep it a secret.”
- Khloé: “There’s a reason they wanna keep it a secret. … You shouldn’t get down like that, Dylan.” (13:34)
- Face Tattoo after Four Dates ([Jessica Max], 37:49):
- Jessica: “He stopped by my apartment and showed me that he got a tattoo of my face on his back, which was insane, because ... I barely knew the guy.”
- Khloé: “That is a big red flag. ... Now you have to go through these things to realize that they’re not good.” (38:22)
5. Bizarre & Embarrassing Moments
- Naked Sister on First Date ([Lauren], 10:54):
- Sister falls down the stairs naked in front of her date.
- Explosive Diarrhea Excuse ([unattributed], 24:00):
- Couldn’t tell new date the real reason for running late—so blamed her mom and Christmas photo drama.
- Sex on the Driveway ([Jackie], 31:57):
- “Something that I’ve never told anyone is that I have had sex during the day on my driveway.”
- Khloé: “On your driveway, like the floor? I’ve actually never heard of that.” (32:36)
6. Sweet Surprises & Happy Endings
- Central Park Pee Mishap Turns Engaged (Unattributed, 35:26):
- Both needed the bathroom badly, but she peed herself—now engaged to the date.
- Khloé: “What a funny story that you get to tell your kids one day. ... It’s cute. It’s endearing. It’s very relatable.” (36:55)
Notable Memorable Quotes
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On Love Languages:
- “I think my love language is physical touch if I really like you. If not, don’t touch me.” (04:05)
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On Red Flags:
- “Anyone that wouldn’t marry you after five years, that’s a big red flag. And so he did you a favor.” (07:24)
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On Self-Love and Spending Valentine’s Day:
- “Valentine’s Day is not just about the partner in your life. … Just give love to anyone that’s been good to you in your life, not just a man.” (10:09)
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On Learning from Heartbreak:
- “You have to go through these things to realize that they’re not good.” (38:22)
Key Timestamps
- Khloé’s Valentine’s Day Family Traditions: 03:51–05:07
- Khloé’s Love Languages & Advice: 04:05–05:07, 13:34–14:51
- Giveon Serenade Story: 05:20–06:30
- Live Callers Begin: 06:36
- Cheating Fiancé Story (Ankara): 06:48–08:06
- Tattoo Regret Story (Natasha): 08:29–10:35
- Hiding Relationships Red Flag (Dylan): 12:25–14:51
- Hungarian “Love as Sister” Story: 21:29–23:27
- Shoplifting/Jail/Payback Story (Haley): 27:01–29:56
- Driveway Hook-up (Jackie): 31:57–32:36
- Red Flag Tattoo (Jessica Max): 37:49–38:22
Tone and Style
Khloé’s tone is candid, sassy, and supportive—often balancing humor with genuine empathy. She’s irreverent and authentic, always validating listeners’ experiences while gently roasting red flags and outrageous situations. The episode blends vulnerability, laughter, and a no-nonsense approach to love and self-respect.
Final Takeaway
Khloé closes with encouragement to enjoy love—whether it’s with a partner, family, friends, or simply oneself. Her message is one of resilience, humor, and cherishing the people who matter, making for a feel-good, inclusive Valentine’s Day episode.
“I hope everyone has such an amazing Valentine’s Day. Spend it with your family, your significant other, your children, your siblings, whatever. Just spend it in love and be happy. And know that you don’t need a partner to celebrate Valentine’s Day.” (38:29)