Khloé Kardashian (0:00)

We make it hot, hot, hot. We make it crazy. We stop the clock. Clack clack. Are we ready?

Rob Kardashian (0:09)

Yeah. Today I wanted to do a one on one episode about debunking rumors I've heard about me or my family. I just know that there's a long, long list. Every Kardashian has a clone stored in Calabasas.

Khloé Kardashian (0:25)

So the Kardashians are closed.

Rob Kardashian (0:26)

Yes, 1 million percent. I've heard this rumor. The Kardashians are success is all due to the deal made with the witches. I got plastic surgery to elongate my hands. She has the entire Internet asking what are those? Kim has six toes. Just count them. There's six toes there. One, two, three, four, five. I get it. That does look like a six toe. Yo, Rob, the reason why I'm calling you is because one of the questions are, would you ever come back to tv?

Khloé Kardashian (0:59)

Listen, it's definitely. I feel like this is.

Rob Kardashian (1:14)

Take your chance, discover chance, osplanted the new fragrance Chanel. Cuz I take a chance. Little more. A little more. Okay, guys, so I've been thinking that I absolutely love having guests on. I love sharing my space with really inspiring, smart, incredible people. But I also love just chit chatting one on one with you guys. I love talking with myself and sharing thoughts with you guys. And today I wanted to do a one on one episode with all of you about debunking rumors. So we had the team google some rumors what they've heard about me or my family. And I haven't read them yet. So I'm going to read them with you guys and chat about them. Give my insight. Yeah. First, you want to talk about the first time you ever heard a rumor about yourself? I don't remember the very first rumor. There's just always been. I don't know if people feel like they have to top these rumors because some of these rumors are crazy. There was something from many years ago about like how we abducted raccoons or something. It was like this whole thing, it was bizarre. In some rumors you're just like, where would that even start from? And how does it have legs to become a viral thing? So I don't know the very first rumor I've heard about me or my family. I just know that there's a long, long list. And I guess that's what we're about to get into is the long, long list. Chloe was secret. I was a surrogate for Kim. I've never been a surrogate for Kim or anyone. I've had one pregnancy that I've carried, and that was true. Another rumor is that I faked my split with Tristan for PR first of all, I don't want any of that kind of pr. We've been broken up for this. December will be four years. So that's a very big commitment. I don't think Meryl Streep can pull that off. Like, that's crazy. And she's the best. Another rumor is I'm secretly married to Tristan. I've never heard that rumor. No, I'm not. I've heard this rumor that the Kardashians are witches. Oh, I've even seen this video. The story is their great grandmother on the Kardashian side went to a witch and made some sort of spell that her family would be famous and rich. I'm not a witch that I know of. I can't tell you what my great grandmother did, but I don't think any of us are witches. I would hope if I was a witch, I would know some really cool spells, and I. I know nothing. Another rumor is that Kris Jenner orchestrates everything. I actually love that rumor, and I don't think it should be debunked, because I think it's cool. And in a way. Oh, I don't know if she orchestrates, but in a way, she's. She's, like, the most powerful woman in my eyes. So, like, I'm here for it. Oh, she plants stories about others to take the heat off of one. No. I mean, that's amazing. But none of us plant stories. But, like, why would you plan it about another kid? Plan it about somebody else? Do you know what I mean? Because then you're just putting your other child in the same drama that you're trying to eliminate the other one from. So that doesn't. Some of these don't even make sense. The Kardashians are all AI clones and reptiles. I'm not a clone. And, like, AI just became a thing over the past few years. Like, how. So what, we just became clones? Lame. I have heard the reptilian thing, okay? I've seen videos where people do photos of my hands from when I was literally 24 and I had shorter nails. When your nails are shorter, they look stumpier, hence the long nails. I like elongated fingers. Also in this photo. I know this photo because I got annihilated from my skinny fingers, okay? And I was wearing nude nail polish, and my hands and my fingers look the same skin color, so they do look extra long. I'm not gonna lie about that. I have never wor nude nail polish scents. And this is years ago because of this photo. I don't like the way my hands look. I don't want my hands to look like that. But also, when you get older, I just think you naturally lose fat in your hands. So, yes, from a photo that I was 50 or 60 pounds heavier than I am now, number one. And I was 24. I'm now 40. My hands are going to age a little bit. Kim has six toes and is part alien. She does not have six toes. Kim actually has beautiful feet. I would say we all do in our family. There's one sister's feet that aren't the best, but you know, God is fair. She is pretty gorgeous. So they're fine. They're just not the best. This is rude. I have a question for whoever made this rumor that Chloe faked her voice for years. I. I didn't fake my voice for years, but I do wonder where the old voice went. And it's not just me, this is Kourtney, Kim and I. Back in the day, we had such different voices than we do now. And I don't know if it was the time, like everyone sort of spoke in more of a high pitched voice. I don't know. My voice is different, my laugh is different. What I can't figure out because when I see old episodes of Keeping Up, I die that that's the sound of my voice. I cannot believe it. It's a totally different voice. I agree. Or no, I could see where this comes from, but did it gradually start changing into more of a normal voice or was it just one day I pulled out this deeper voice? I don't know. I can't tell you. So I would love if someone can figure that out for me. Was this a gradual transformation or did we just go from the high voice to this voice now? Because I don't know. Chloe is the family crisis manager in disguise. I've never heard that, but I'm honored. I am not. I am the family, like, support system. Whenever someone needs me, I'm gonna be there. But family crisis manager, we're definitely when there is a crisis, we all come together. We have a few family meetings, but it's totally my mom and Kim that, mainly Kim that will like, lead the way, give guidance, but we're all support if there's a crisis or whatever. We're all there to support one another. Kim normally will have like a master plan and like, okay, this is what we gotta do, blah, blah, blah. Everything's gonna be Fine. And my mom just, like, reassures you everything's gonna be fine too, but definitely not me. Every Kardashian has a clone stored in Calabasas. No. Sounds amazing. But I would want to look different so I can go and do things. Where would you go if you were in disguise? If I was in disguise. I just want to do, like, normal things. I love Costco. I would love to go to Costco and just walk up and down the aisles and just shop without people. Like, why are you here? I've gotten into fights at Home Goods because I wasn't supposed to be at Home Goods. And the girl was like, what are you doing here? And I said, what are you doing here? Anything she said, I said the same sentence back. She was like, shouldn't you be at Neiman's? I go, shouldn't you be at Neiman's? And she was like, just kept going at me. And I was like, I love HomeGoods. She did not want me to be there. She was like, you should not be buying stuff here. And I was like, why? Like, it's. I don't want to be bullied for going to Costco and HomeGoods. It's not nice. And I would love to go to a fair. I love fairs. Like, just go to a fair, ride the rides, have fun, win the games without everyone thinking. It's strange that I'm at the fair. Do you have a weird favorite, like, bear food? What the is that thing called? Yes, I do. Funnel cake. That's what it is. I love funnel cakes. I love the frozen lemonades. Yum, yum, yum. And I love that spinning machine that you have to, like, stand on the wall and it spins. You love that. I'm not a big roller coaster girl, but that's why I like a fair. Okay. The family holds weekly scandal planning meetings. No, we hold. Well, we used to. Or we attempted to hold weekly meetings to just discuss, like, what's going on in each other's lives. Like, those types of things that lasted, I think, for, like, two weeks, and then I'm still waiting for the next one. It's been a few years, but we used to do that in, like, come up with ideas as a family. That was really fun. We haven't done that in decades. But who the wants this many scandals? That's horrible. Kim's crying face was intentional PR move. No one would intentionally look like that crying. That's crazy. Like, that's. You would try to avoid that. Chloe has a burner tick tock where she Responds to haters. I don't. I did have a finsta for a minute years ago, and I forgot the login password, so I don't have it anymore on my phone. And I don't have the energy for a finsta. Like, what bothered me is I didn't realize people could see if you're looking at their stories. That's annoying. Like, let me just look from my page. Why do I have to go through all this work to stalk someone? So now, like, the girls always have to remind me, you know, they can see if you look at their stories. I've just. Who the fuck cares, okay? I'm looking at your stories, boo. I don't care. And when I respond, I respond from. I say it with my chest. I respond from my own page. So now I don't. The family uses crisis actors in scenes on the show. For what? Like, anytime you have an entourage around you, they think those are, like, paid actors, not actual friends. We barely have people around us. I feel like we've lost all of our friends because we've been on camera for 20 years, and most of our friends are like, we don't want to be on camera anymore. We have to do so. We don't have as many friends as we once did. So who you see are the loyal few that have stayed, that haven't disappeared. Chris has a secret vault of blackmail material. She doesn't, but I would if I could. I think I would just to threaten people. Sometimes you just have to remind people who the you are. Don't with me because remember this. And then just leave it at that. Chloe has a secret twin, and they split public appearances post surgery. What does that mean? Am I just doing tons of surgeries? Oh, my God. Wow. Well, I don't have a secret twin. Like, everyone wants to joke. 10. Kris Jenner. Any 10. If I had a secret twin, Kris Jenner would be milking that twin. She would love a twin Kardashian act. Please. Chloe and plastic surgery. People think she reconstructed her whole face. I'm going to take that as a compliment, but I have done my nose. I've said this a thing thousand times. Dr. Raj Kanodia in Beverly Hills. He's amazing. I love my nose for a multitude of reasons, but mainly because I feel like it's a subtle nose job. It's not super crazy. I don't think you would know I had a nose job unless you saw my nose before. Then you'd be like, oh, okay, she had one. But if you just saw me for the first time. I don't think you would think I had a nose drop. I like that. I've also lost 60 to 80 pounds at some point depending if I was coming off of a pregnancy. That changes the shape of your face. I've also done Botox and fillers. I don't love fillers anymore. Still love botox. I do lasers on a monthly basis. Love a laser. Skin tightening. Anything I'll do for skin tightening. But the only facial surgery I've done is the nose job and I would tell everyone I don't care. We also have video photos. I've been on TV since I've been 22. 21. 22. You guys like? It's obvious. But yes. Also I'm 40. Going to be 41. My face is going to change the older I get. Different makeup techniques. But I would say I don't even know if my nose made such a difference in my face cuz it's a similar shape as my original nose. It's more I would think the weight loss or just aging. I definitely think I notice my face looking not the way I like it. I would say stranger. When I was doing fillers I didn't like that look. But I think we had filler blindness for a moment or some people did. And yeah, also lasers tightening things. You're. I would say that that's what I think I did have here on my face. I've had skin cancer and I had a tumor removed from the side of my face and my doctors talked about it. I have photos of a huge. I've posted about it because I want to bring awareness to skin cancer. I didn't know I could have melanoma. I never thought that's what it was. We removed a huge chunk of my face to save my life and I had to wear a bandage on my face for over a year to help the scar from not being crazy. My whole face concaved and I do get filler that is. It's a bio stimulant filler. I believe it's a sculptra. Not sure I do that here because I need to fill that space. So that is. Sorry. That is the only place that I do get filler on right now. I used to do it in other places. Now it's just here to fill the loss of volume that's in my face because I want to. I don't want my face to be indented the way it was. You photoshop every picture you post. I don't but there was a time that I Definitely did. There was a time that I was around some people that would make me feel like I needed to. I also think it was the era, too. I felt like a lot of people were photoshopping or heavily photoshopping more than they do now. I do feel like there was a time that we all just got consumed in this filter lifestyle, and we couldn't see ourselves without a filter. And there's definitely days that I'm like, ugh, I need a filter. I don't feel good about myself, but I'm on video, like. And I do like myself better in video than stills. I don't think I'm the most photogenic, but I'll take 500 photos to get the one that I like. That's okay. I'm allowed to do that. But I will say there was a time that I heavily photoshopped. I wouldn't dare post a photo without heavily photoshopping. And in hindsight, when I look back at those photos, it's a cartoon character. And it's humiliating that I thought that was even a version of myself. I feel bad that I thought I needed to look like that, but I was around people who were all doing that, and if they took my photo, they would make me look that way before giving it to me, and then I would think that's how I looked. And if I got paparazzi, I'd be like, I don't look like that. I look like this photo. And I really had to reprogram my mind to be like, okay, we have to lay off the filters. This isn't real. That's not how I look, and I don't want to look like that. It was a strange time. Maybe filters were a new thing. I can't remember. I just remember being so consumed in the filter world and having my face look away that it just wasn't. But currently now, no. I like to have good lighting. I definitely have more controlled photos, like, good lighting. And I might take a bunch to get the ones I like, but. But I don't have to Photoshop every photo. But there was a time I was banned from the Met Gala. Oh, my goodness. I was at the Met Gala. So I've been lovely. I just don't love red carpets. Like, they're not any red carpet of any sort. They're not what I care to do. I will go. And I. The Met Gala was such a great experience because we. It was. All my sisters were there, I think, right? Yeah. It was all my sisters and my mom that were there. So it Was such a great moment in time to go. And if I get invited back, I mean, I've been invited back, but I miss the days of red carpets where you're taking something to promote a movie or draw attention to your friend's brand or whatever it is to a good cause. Anything that used to be fun and do silly poses on the carpet used to be so light hearted and fun. I don't remember people being like, her face, her clothes, what shoes is she wearing? Like, it just is so horrible. Now you're going just to be annihilated. And that's not why I'm choosing to leave my house, my kids. Why would I willingly want to do that? So I would have to be in a very jolly mood to go on any red carpet. I want to walk around it. I have so many events that I go to and I say, no red carpet. I'm so sorry. And it's like they know that ahead of time. No disrespect. I just don't want to hear the noise. I'm going to call my brother Rob. There's a few things about him that I read, and instead of me answering for him, I'm going to call him and let him answer some of them.