The Lord & The Lady ft. Scott Disick

Summary

Podcast Summary: Khloé in Wonder Land — "The Lord & The Lady" featuring Scott Disick

Episode Information:

• Title: The Lord & The Lady
• Host: Khloé Kardashian
• Guest: Scott Disick
• Release Date: January 9, 2025

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Introduction

In the inaugural episode of "Khloé in Wonder Land," Khloé Kardashian welcomes Scott Disick for an open and candid conversation titled "The Lord & The Lady." This episode delves into their tumultuous past, personal growth, navigating fame, and the dynamics of parenting under the public eye. Through a blend of humor, introspection, and heartfelt anecdotes, Khloé and Scott offer listeners a transparent glimpse into their relationship and individual journeys.

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1. Early Antics and Relationship Evolution

Khloé and Scott reminisce about their earlier days marked by reckless behavior and conflicting emotions. They discuss instances of excessive drinking and the resulting chaos, highlighting how these moments shaped their relationship.

• Notable Quote:
  • Khloé Kardashian [00:04]: “Cliff, you are father extraordinaire.”
  • Scott Disick [00:06]: “I do explain to Mason how drinking affected me... I did some things that you just don't remember.”

Key Points:

• Scott acknowledges his past mistakes and their impact on his role as a father.
• They recall a particularly wild incident during a pre-wedding party at the Palace of Versailles, where excessive drinking led to a drunken wrestling match in front of thousands.
  • Khloé Kardashian [24:54]: “And you and I started wrestling on the floor in front of thousands of people.”
  • Scott Disick [25:05]: “I threw up my driver... we were shamed in the hallway.”

Relationship Dynamics:

• Initially, Khloé harbored resentment towards Scott, feeling he was encroaching on her territory.

  • Khloé Kardashian [06:25]: “I felt like I didn't like you so much.”
  • Scott Disick [06:47]: “I was not a great person and you were like, yo, I like you, but you're a fucking asshole at that point in my life.”

• Over time, mutual growth and increased maturity transformed their relationship from disdain to a strong friendship.

  • Khloé Kardashian [07:12]: “I consider you one of my best friends, and I love you so much.”
  • Scott Disick [07:27]: “We went through a lot, for sure. A lot of ups and downs.”

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2. Navigating Fame

The conversation shifts to the complexities of living in the spotlight. Both Khloé and Scott share their perspectives on the benefits and challenges of fame, emphasizing how it affects their personal lives and relationships.

• Notable Quote:
  • Scott Disick [13:15]: “The only real pro is money. Everything else is a God.”

Pros and Cons:

• Pros: Financial stability and opportunities that come with fame.
• Cons: Lack of privacy, constant public scrutiny, and the pressure to maintain a certain image.
  • Scott Disick [13:22]: “If I was working at Fortune 500, I'd be working my ass off... but with this, you're just noticed wherever you are.”

Managing Public Image:

• Strategies to navigate fame without feeling overwhelmed, such as knowing when to stay hidden and maintaining personal boundaries.
  • Khloé Kardashian [14:23]: “But I don't care to give it a lot of attention.”
  • Scott Disick [14:35]: “We have learned to navigate living our lives in a way where we don't really feel that famous.”

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3. Parenting in the Spotlight

Khloé and Scott discuss the unique challenges and responsibilities of raising children in a highly public environment. They share their approaches to protecting their kids from the negative aspects of fame while fostering open communication.

• Notable Quote:
  • Scott Disick [21:47]: “He knows that. And he... you're treated like every other kid.”

Guiding Principles:

• Honesty and Transparency: Teaching their children about the pitfalls of fame and substance abuse by sharing personal experiences.

  • Scott Disick [23:05]: “I talk to him all the time about it... honesty is the best policy.”

• Balancing Privacy and Public Life: Allowing their kids to have normal childhood experiences while navigating the public's interest in their lives.

  • Khloé Kardashian [20:58]: “Would you ever let your kids watch the show like old episodes? I would be mortified for so much that my kids would have to see.”

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4. Reflections on Personal Growth

Both guests reflect on their personal transformations, discussing how past behaviors have evolved into more responsible and thoughtful lifestyles. They emphasize the importance of self-improvement and learning from past mistakes.

• Notable Quote:
  • Scott Disick [38:32]: “I definitely regret a lot of my horrific behavior... but I don’t dwell on it.”

Key Points:

• Acknowledgement of past mistakes as a catalyst for personal growth.
• Focus on providing a better environment for their children, using their experiences as teaching moments.
  • Khloé Kardashian [22:39]: “Because he'll see how your dad was a real dick then, but he also knows how incredible you are now.”

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5. Humorous Memories and Lighthearted Moments

Interspersed with serious discussions, Khloé and Scott share humorous anecdotes that highlight the lighter side of their relationship. These stories bring levity and showcase their enduring friendship.

• Notable Quote:
  • Khloé Kardashian [26:21]: “But the hangover.”
  • Scott Disick [33:35]: “Let them go. And if they come back, it's meant to be.”

Funny Stories:

• Recounting their early "podcast" sessions in a bathtub and amusing incidents like their infamous wrestling match in Paris.

  • Khloé Kardashian [42:07]: “We were on top of it. What year was that?”
  • Scott Disick [42:20]: “And then this episode’s the Lord and His Lady. Episode one.”

• Sharing playful banter about their children’s antics, such as Rain's misunderstanding about a nanny's supposed dancing.

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6. Future Aspirations and Goals

The episode concludes with Scott sharing his aspirations for the future, including his passion for building houses and his dream of acquiring a family lake house. Both Khloé and Scott discuss their hopes for continued personal and professional growth.

• Notable Quote:
  • Scott Disick [40:13]: “I'd like to get a family lake house.”

Career and Personal Goals:

• Scott elaborates on his love for building houses, which transitioned from a passion project to a successful business.

  • Scott Disick [40:25]: “I love it. It was a passion, and then it turned into a business.”

• Khloé expresses enthusiasm for their evolving friendship and collaborative ventures, hinting at future podcast episodes.

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Conclusion

"The Lord & The Lady" serves as a heartfelt and insightful conversation between Khloé Kardashian and Scott Disick. Through their shared memories and honest reflections, they offer listeners an authentic look into their lives, growth, and the enduring bond they share. This episode sets the tone for "Khloé in Wonder Land," promising more intimate and meaningful discussions in the episodes to come.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

1. Scott Disick [01:00]: “That's horse manure.”
2. Khloé Kardashian [24:54]: “And you and I started wrestling on the floor in front of thousands of people.”
3. Scott Disick [13:15]: “The only real pro is money. Everything else is a God.”
4. Scott Disick [21:47]: “He knows that. And he... you're treated like every other kid.”
5. Scott Disick [38:32]: “I definitely regret a lot of my horrific behavior... but I don’t dwell on it.”
6. Scott Disick [40:13]: “I'd like to get a family lake house.”

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Final Thoughts

This episode encapsulates the essence of "Khloé in Wonder Land," blending humor with profound insights. Khloé Kardashian and Scott Disick's chemistry makes for a compelling listen, offering both entertainment and valuable life lessons. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to their stories, "The Lord & The Lady" is a must-listen that provides depth and relatability beyond the glitz of fame.

Transcript

[Khloé Kardashian]

Lord Disick, I know you don't do podcasts.

[Scott Disick]

I don't do anything for you, though.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Cliff, you are father extraordinaire.

[Scott Disick]

I do explain to Mason how drinking affected me. I'm not treating you any different because of my mistakes or how I live, but if I see a problem, I will take action. Do you remember when we wrestled? Crazy drunk wrestled.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Oh, Paris. Courtney kicked you out of the car. You threw up on your driver. My mom was like an embarrassment. That's how rumors get started. I don't know how many people remember this, but. Oh, this is more than a show. It's a window into my world and the stories that make it meaningful. Welcome to Chloe and Wonderland Number one. You are the very first person that is recording with no way in my pocket.

[Scott Disick]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I don't know if it's going to be episode one, but that's bullshit.

[Scott Disick]

So I'm like the guinea pig.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yes.

[Scott Disick]

And then I'm not even the first step.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I don't know.

[Scott Disick]

Oh, because you probably get something more famous than me and then.

[Khloé Kardashian]

No, it just depends what you give me.

[Scott Disick]

That's horse manure.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Well, hey, let's see what you got.

[Scott Disick]

I'll give you everything I've always wanted.

[Khloé Kardashian]

To give you, but thank you. I know you don't do podcasts.

[Scott Disick]

I would do anything for you, though. Thank you know that.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Have you ever done a podcast?

[Scott Disick]

No.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Shut up.

[Scott Disick]

I was asked to do one, though, the other day when I was in Vegas. These guys who have a podcast asked me to do one, and I just said, yeah, but.

[Khloé Kardashian]

And you didn't. You just bailed.

[Scott Disick]

I didn't do it.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Okay.

[Scott Disick]

It's a good one, though. And I would if I did them.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Why didn't you do it?

[Scott Disick]

I don't know. I just feel like if it's not within our family, the last thing I want to be asked is about our family.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Get it?

[Scott Disick]

Yeah. And then maybe I answer something a little bit weird, and then I have 87 fucking people writing me on the group chat. How could you say this or that? Like, I don't want our group to.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Talk about anything vicious.

[Scott Disick]

Like, imagine if they were like, so is Kris Jenner really what she's like in real life? And I'm like, yeah, she's lovely. And then they turn it around somehow. And then she's like, so you don't think I'm lovely? I just. I don't. I don't want all that stress.

[Khloé Kardashian]

It's a lot of stress. It's A lot of pressure.

[Scott Disick]

And I've been in like, interviews where I'm like, you could just ask about me. And then it turns immediately. I had something happen recently. I was doing a car segment and they told me they were going to ask me just about my vehicles. And I'm into cars. Right. And I sit down in a chair in my house and I thought it was about the cars. And his first question is about you and Lamar. And I was like, what about. I was like, is this a tell what the.

[Khloé Kardashian]

You just like, what a throwback couple.

[Scott Disick]

But. Right. I'm like, what's going on here? So it was a total decoy to try to like, get me to talk about intense. So I had to. I stopped.

[Khloé Kardashian]

What year was this?

[Scott Disick]

Recently, Like a few months ago. That was probably the last time I've done an interview. And that was kind of like, this is exactly why I don't do interviews.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah. And it's scary. And I think with podcasts, anything like they even doing this, it was really intimidating for me because people will twist your words around. It's not the same how it was years ago.

[Scott Disick]

No. Now anything you say can be used against you or it's not politically correct. And I know how you and I talk sometimes. It's not politically correct.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah, no, it's.

[Scott Disick]

And we're not trying to offend anybody, but we're. We're just used to being who we.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Are and being normal.

[Scott Disick]

Being normal. But the new normal is fucking bizarre.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah.

[Scott Disick]

It's weird. Everything is twisted upside down. Even when I'm with May sometimes and he's looking at insta TikTok. This one, that one. And I'm like, the information that they get so much more than we had. Like, I remember it being hard to find a naked girl to jerk off to. Literally. Like when I was 14, I would have to find like a Playboy somewhere.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Well, do you remember going to your parents house and looking. Was it your mom in Playboy?

[Scott Disick]

No.

[Khloé Kardashian]

What was she?

[Scott Disick]

No, she worked at a Playboy mansion. Okay.

[Khloé Kardashian]

We were down in your basement.

[Scott Disick]

Oh, and she had the outfit, the Playboy bunny. Bunny, yeah.

[Khloé Kardashian]

And pictures. I remember one of the Bonnie the Bunny.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah. And I think in Manhattan, it was like one and a half nerds Clayboy Mansion club.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yes.

[Scott Disick]

That's what it was. She wasn't a nude model.

[Khloé Kardashian]

That's how rumors get started.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah.

[Khloé Kardashian]

So speaking of your kids, I think it's so crazy to think of when. I mean, I first met you. You really are, I would say, the king of reinvention. We have Lord Disick. We have Scott. We have Ditkat. Douchebag. No, just kidding. But then we have Douchelord.

[Scott Disick]

Douche kebab.

[Khloé Kardashian]

You are, I think, father extraordinaire.

[Scott Disick]

I do really like the father thing.

[Khloé Kardashian]

But it's crazy how many. And I know that is a part of life, the evolution of life, the different chapters we have. But think about to when I first met you.

[Scott Disick]

Oh my God. We were kids.

[Khloé Kardashian]

We were kids. How old I first met you?

[Scott Disick]

Like, 20. 3.

[Khloé Kardashian]

2. 22.

[Scott Disick]

And I was a young 22.

[Khloé Kardashian]

You think?

[Scott Disick]

I mean, I didn't come off that way. And I felt like I tried to overcompensate by trying to make pretend that I was mature and knew what I was doing, but I really didn't. Like, I was definitely like relying on my parents for things. And like, I wasn't like a big shot on my own, like running a business, knowing what I was doing. Like stuff like calling home. Like, I probably need money to like take court on a date.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah, but isn't that how every 22 year old is?

[Scott Disick]

Well, yes, but at the time, you know, your sister was older than me by five years. So like I was trying to be more mature than I really was. But I was a kid, you know, like, it's my first like real relationship relationship. And you know, it progressed fast. And then we were living together. That was, you know, my first time, I think, really living with someone.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I mean, it's so weird.

[Scott Disick]

Cause with you too.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I know. Cause Cord and I were living together and then you and Court met. And what's weird is I don't know why. I hated you so much from the start. Like, I didn't even give you.

[Scott Disick]

You did give me a chance, I think.

[Khloé Kardashian]

You think? Yeah, I felt like I was gun ho. I'm like, no, this guy's a dick. And I just don't like you.

[Scott Disick]

No, I did some things that you just don't remember. Yeah, we were fine. Who?

[Khloé Kardashian]

You and.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah, there came a time where you were like, yo, you're. Fuck you. And then. Right.

[Khloé Kardashian]

But I felt like I didn't like you.

[Scott Disick]

No, it wasn't from the get go.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Okay, well good. My memory doesn't serve me correctly.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah, no, you were totally fine. I just was not a great person and you were like, yo, I like you, but you're a fucking asshole at that point in my life. And I was like, when I look back, I'm like, I can't believe anybody tolerated that kind of shit.

[Khloé Kardashian]

But it's also what made You. You.

[Scott Disick]

Sure.

[Khloé Kardashian]

And I also think the evolution of you and the growth of you is such a beautiful thing. I mean, I consider you one of my best friends, and I love you so much. And I don't think we would be where we are now with the current for.

[Scott Disick]

No, I believe that all of those situations, for sure. Because the bad. No, we've. We went through a lot, for sure. A lot of ups and downs.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I think a lot of me not liking you was. Yes. What you did. But also, I felt like you were encroaching on my territory, too.

[Scott Disick]

I just thought you were being protective and being smart.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Okay, we could keep it there then. Sure. I was being smart. I like to hear that.

[Scott Disick]

I mean, you were. Honestly, you were just protecting your sister. And looking back, I would have probably done the same.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I mean, the really amazing thing about our relationship, yours with the entire family, is that you were around before the show even started.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah. Which I think is a nice thing.

[Khloé Kardashian]

It's a great thing. I think it's an amazing thing. And just all of us on this journey together, I think is so special.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah.

[Khloé Kardashian]

And I don't think. I don't know how many people realize that you were on the show because there's new viewers of the show. I think the oceans definitely know.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah. Probably not.

[Khloé Kardashian]

But what did your parents think? Like, what did your friends think back at home about starting this venture with your girlfriend and her family and all of us?

[Scott Disick]

I mean, you remember my parents, they liked it. They loved it. Because they were just like, we hate that you live in California, but if we can see you on tv, it's good enough for us. Because, like, we didn't have FaceTime. Probably. Imagine if they didn't. If we had FaceTime when they were alive, I'd have been. They would have called me 97 times a day on FaceTime.

[Khloé Kardashian]

They already did call you all the time.

[Scott Disick]

No, but not on FaceTime.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Right.

[Scott Disick]

Because we didn't have that yet.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Right, Right.

[Scott Disick]

So I got crazy.

[Khloé Kardashian]

No FaceTime.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah.

[Khloé Kardashian]

No Instagram. There was none of that.

[Scott Disick]

They had some. They had, like, my. They just had, like, the tabloids.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Oh, yeah.

[Scott Disick]

And that was a problem. Yeah. Every day they're like, you got Chloe pregnant? I'm like, yes, Dad, I got Chloe pregnant. She's like, okay, I'll call you later. I'm like, you never got me pregnant. But that's what they would say on the front of them.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah.

[Scott Disick]

Like, every week it was a different sister. I got pregnant. Like, where's the kids?

[Khloé Kardashian]

It's crazy. When I. So I did a poll like, who do you guys want on my podcast? And you were the number one person that got requested to be on my podcast. And then my number one question was, well, I think there's two questions. Have you and I ever hooked up?

[Scott Disick]

Fuck, yeah.

[Khloé Kardashian]

No, we haven't. And I didn't know if this was related to you and I or. Or just in general. Why aren't we married? I don't know if that's, like, together or just why aren't we married?

[Scott Disick]

Why aren't we both not married?

[Khloé Kardashian]

But I don't know which one it.

[Scott Disick]

Was, or do they mean to each other?

[Khloé Kardashian]

That's what I'm saying. I don't know.

[Scott Disick]

That's a huge difference.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Well, nobody specified who my.

[Scott Disick]

Well, how do we ask the Polars?

[Khloé Kardashian]

But I don't care to give it a lot of attention.

[Scott Disick]

Right. That would be a little weird.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Do you find it strange? I mean. No. No, I don't find that strange. For years, people have always ran with this narrative about either you hooking up with Kendall. I've always seen a lot. It's either been Kendall or me. And I'm like, I don't even know if you and Kendall hang out that much because she's always just so busy.

[Scott Disick]

I don't think it has any truth. So they just run with anything. You know what I mean? Just like, oh, look at their relationship. They're close. Boom. Let's just say something ridiculous.

[Khloé Kardashian]

It's so nasty. Yeah.

[Scott Disick]

And then people with us because we get along well. People are like. They're soulmates. Like, like, bro, I have children with her sister. Yeah.

[Khloé Kardashian]

It's one.

[Scott Disick]

Not soulmates.

[Khloé Kardashian]

It's.

[Scott Disick]

I obviously say a lot of gross things that are probably too much, but, you know, that's just who I am. You know, it's your humor, but obviously I'm not serious. Like. And I. I've even, like, the fact that people think that is psychotic. But I guess if I was watching a show and I wanted to be entertainment, you know, I guess I would jump to those, too. Like, oh, my God.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Well, the crazy thing is, if we actually were together, we would be annihilated for it. So it's like, people.

[Scott Disick]

Do you know what I mean?

[Khloé Kardashian]

Like, no one's ever.

[Scott Disick]

It would be pretty crazy.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Well, yeah, it's disgusting, but I'm.

[Scott Disick]

But it would be totally fine in, like, two weeks these days. Like, after two weeks of, like, annihilation, it would be, like. And it worked.

[Khloé Kardashian]

It's wild.

[Scott Disick]

It's psychotic.

[Khloé Kardashian]

It's psychotic. Where was the turning point in our relationship that made. Because I don't remember exactly why I turned it around. Yeah, like, where it turned, because I. We had a rothy start, and then it. Once it turned good, I feel like we never got off that track. Even if we don't agree on something, we don't ever, like, hate each other. Where before it was very apparent our disdain for one another or how frustrated I was. If we have a problem now, we, like, talk it through. But what do you think?

[Scott Disick]

Like, I honestly think it was probably just me being a little bit better of, like, maturity or something or growing up a drop, and you were like, all right, let me give them another chance. And then we became friends. And I think when we moved to the Hamptons, we became closer and we'd spend more time together again. And I kind of think that.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Don't you think it was that far?

[Scott Disick]

No, maybe not. Maybe not. No, it wasn't. It was way before that.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I feel like maybe just when we moved out, like, when I moved out and you and Kourt had your own space. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong.

[Scott Disick]

Well, because when we lived together, we really never saw you, so it wasn't like it really mattered.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Okay. So something that you and I talk about a lot privately is the fame aspect. And I think it's easy for us to say, like, people, this is a. An awkward because you always want what you don't have. So people. When you complain about fame, people are like, oh, must be. Yeah, yada, yada. But what are, for you? What are the pros and cons to fame? Like, how do you deal with it?

[Scott Disick]

What do you think the only real pro is? Money.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Right.

[Scott Disick]

And then everything else is a God.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I agree.

[Scott Disick]

But it. You know, I. I see sometimes when people, like, will come up to me or something if I'm in public, and, like, there's. Let's say, people asking me stuff, or there's photographers, and they're like, how do you deal with this? And I always say, you know, you take the good with the good with the good and the bad with the bad. Like, there's a price to pay for everything. You know, if I was working at Fortune 500, I'd be working my ass off and stressed out and be in an office all day and not be able to see my children as much, and I'd be stressed out to another level. But with this, you're just noticed wherever you are, and it can be frustrating and difficult, but, you know, it's Just like any job. Like, there's perks and then there's the negatives. But you can also, like, you and I, I feel like, have learned to navigate living our lives in a way where we don't really feel that famous because we know where to go. We know where to not. Not leave at certain times.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I know, but isn't that sad how calculated we have to be in order?

[Scott Disick]

Like, there's no way you or I could just, like, be set up on a random date and, like, just, like, go to a random restaurant with somebody we don't know and go have a drink and be like, oh, I wanted to meet them and see what's up.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Now that we are both parents, what advice would you give to your kids? Do you want them to be a part of this?

[Scott Disick]

I feel like it's up to them.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah.

[Scott Disick]

They don't seem very interested, but I remember Kylie and Kendall at their age not being interested at all and not wanting to do the show or be on the show or having any part of it. And at that time, I don't think they even knew what it was or what it was gonna be. But they definitely were like, we're going to school. Like, you guys can film. Even though they were, like, on the show but, like, out of default, right? Just like, if the cameras are rolling, they were in the background type thing. But it's crazy to think what they've become now. Look at the 13 or 14 grandkids when they all become of age. What they could do is, like a royal rumble of the world.

[Khloé Kardashian]

It's terrifying.

[Scott Disick]

It's insane.

[Khloé Kardashian]

It is terrifying.

[Scott Disick]

Look at what two girls I know, like, Kendall and Kylie, blew up a whole society of their age.

[Khloé Kardashian]

That's a good way to look at it. It really is.

[Scott Disick]

13 different personalities hitting on different demographics.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I am so terrified just for.

[Scott Disick]

Oh, my God.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Storm. Shy, true and dream to be teenagers at the same time. I am terrified.

[Scott Disick]

And then you have the older North. I know, me. This one, that one. So they're going out. They're gonna be like, oh, there's my cousin. Oh, there's my. Oh, this whole club's my cousin. Let's go. It's gonna be insane. Imagine the guy on the microphone having a name drop every person there.

[Khloé Kardashian]

No, it's gonna be a problem.

[Scott Disick]

I see you dream. No, this one, that one. North. I like. We were killing it with four of us going out, five of us going out, killing it. Like, when we first got famous, it was like, oh, we're going out. It's wild.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Think about them in Vegas. Remember our Vegas nights?

[Scott Disick]

Oh, my God. Imagine them going 15 deep, like, with their friends, and, like, it's just crazy.

[Khloé Kardashian]

We were a tsunami of craziness. I can't imagine them.

[Scott Disick]

And now it's such a different thing because people look at you so different just because of even, like, social followings. Like, Mason decided to get Instagram the other day because we let him. He got a million followers, like, within a day or two, not posting a photo. And for some people, that's like their life dream. Like, oh, my God. Followers. Oh, my God. So for them, they don't even care. But, like, their whole network is so ginormous, they don't even understand yet.

[Khloé Kardashian]

No, they don't have a clue because they also grew up with it. I think out of all your kids, I think Rain would be the one that's the most comfortable in front of the camera.

[Scott Disick]

I think he'd want it the most. Like, he'd want to be camera up.

[Khloé Kardashian]

He's like.

[Scott Disick]

He's ready to.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Jim Carrey. He is the funniest kid. Has the craziest personality and voices.

[Scott Disick]

Wild. You don't even know what happened this morning.

[Khloé Kardashian]

What?

[Scott Disick]

So we're all having, like, breakfast before they go to school, and one of our nannies, Allie, and she's great and he loves her, and he pulls me aside in the morning. He's like, did you hear anything last night? I go, no. He goes, very loud. I go, it was loud. I go, what are you talking about? He goes, you know, like. I go, what are you talking about? He goes, allie was dancing again last night. I go, she was dancing? He goes, yes.

[Khloé Kardashian]

What does that mean?

[Scott Disick]

She sneaks men in at night. She dances, and the men just shower money on her and make you happy. I swear to you. I go, so your nanny exotic dances at night for money in your house? Yeah, when we're sleeping. He's like, yeah. Em and Ally overhears him, and she's like, yeah, Rain. And he's a lying.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Right.

[Scott Disick]

Of course. Okay. He's lying. She stopped dancing.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I didn't know what you were saying.

[Scott Disick]

Out of my house.

[Khloé Kardashian]

He's what, nine?

[Scott Disick]

He's wild. Yeah, about almost.

[Khloé Kardashian]

He's gonna be 10 in December, and.

[Scott Disick]

He is after two weeks, and this.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Is what he said. Oh, my God.

[Scott Disick]

But he was so, like, serious.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Stone cold face.

[Scott Disick]

I mean, I obviously didn't believe him, but I just wanted him to tell the story, so I was like, keep going. And he's like, I mean, yeah, the guys were Making it rain. They were throwing money and you know, she just does what she does. And I was like, maybe it's a Christmas phone.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Also like you.

[Scott Disick]

He's wild.

[Khloé Kardashian]

He is wild.

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[Khloé Kardashian]

Would you ever let your kids watch the show like, like old episodes?

[Scott Disick]

Yeah, I think it's cute that like they have, you know like a lot of families show their kids albums of pictures. We're able to show them full videos of our lives of them being born of them like growing up, you know.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I just think the version which I would too, I mean I would be mortified for so much that my kids would have to see. But the version you are right now and the version you were then like sticking hundred dollar bills down waiters throats. I thought about that just now, yelling at people like yeah, I don't want you.

[Scott Disick]

But the truth is I do explain to Mason like how drinking affected me and how badly it put me in certain places.

[Khloé Kardashian]

That's good.

[Scott Disick]

And he knows that. And he, for a while thought I was gonna treat him differently because of that. And I said, I'm not treating you any different because of my mistakes or how I lived. But if I see a problem with alcohol with you, I will take action. Right. But other than that, you are just like every other kid. And you're try drinking when you're going to try drinking. But if I see a problem that might be hereditary, then I'll jump in. But until then, you're treated like every other kid. But I think that an amazing way to look at it, have him see the crazy. It's funny that he hasn't seen some of these things.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Maybe, yeah, maybe you also. Maybe if he sees the outlandishness of you, like the Miami days and all that, maybe that would prevent him from drinking. Yeah, because he'll see how, like, my.

[Scott Disick]

Dad was a real dick then, but.

[Khloé Kardashian]

He also knows how incredible you are now. So it's not like you're still like this, but.

[Scott Disick]

No, definitely.

[Khloé Kardashian]

But you know, you're right. And I think that's a great way to look at it. Cause he is gonna be a teenage when he's 15, but he's gonna be experimenting when he's older. And it's good that you say that to him. Cause you still gotta let him be a kid. But also know I do know what could happen if someone doesn't really love him.

[Scott Disick]

I talk to him all the time about it and I'm just like, you know, it take you down a really bad road. Or it could be a really fun road, you know? Like, I feel like Kendall and Kylie are a perfect example of, like, they'll go out, they have some drinks, and they're like the perfect mix of like, where Kendall didn't even drink. Right. Like, Kendall and Kylie, they have a few drinks and they have fun and they're good, but nothing more.

[Khloé Kardashian]

And me and Kourt were slob kebabs.

[Scott Disick]

Well, Kourt stopped kind of after the first kid, but not me. Well, you only get drunk. When you get drunk, do you drink to get. Yeah, and that's when it's. Ha. Like it's a rare occasion, but when.

[Khloé Kardashian]

It happens in full force, it happens.

[Scott Disick]

Do you remember when we wrestled in the, like, straight up crazy drunk wrestled in the middle of that. Oh, the Versailles. Paris.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Oh, Paris. Yes, on the floor.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah, in the Versailles. And people were like, guys, this is like a museum. You can't be wrestling and throwing things. We're like, fuck everyone. No, it was I threw up my driver, I think.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah. It was Kim and Kanye's. What's that? Wedding. So it was the wedding, but what's. It's like a party before the wedding.

[Scott Disick]

I know. Lana Del Rey was, like, singing while we were fighting. Oh, my God.

[Khloé Kardashian]

It was miserable. It's so embarrassing. Kim and Kanye rented the entire. It was in palace of Versailles. Scott and I weren't aware that the wedding location was going to be elsewhere. We were flying to Italy.

[Scott Disick]

So we were in London.

[Khloé Kardashian]

No, we were in Paris.

[Scott Disick]

Yep, we were in Paris. We were staying the Four Seasons. Okay, good.

[Khloé Kardashian]

We were in Paris.

[Scott Disick]

You're right. You're right.

[Khloé Kardashian]

You and I were having a drinking competition.

[Scott Disick]

Oh, my God.

[Khloé Kardashian]

And I took an entire bottle of vodka, drank it. I was also going through a divorce. I was like, not in the best place. And you and I started wrestling on the floor in front of thousands of people.

[Scott Disick]

I think it might have been my birthday.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Maybe it's around that time.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah.

[Khloé Kardashian]

And.

[Scott Disick]

And I was like, I'm trying to.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Courtney kicked you out of the car. You threw up on your driver. My mom kicked me out of the room and was like, you are an embarrassment. She's like, you're disgusting. I don't know if she said those words. I mean, she was, like, yelling at me, and Courtney was yelling at you, and we were, like, shamed in the hallway.

[Scott Disick]

Oh, it was.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Fell asleep. I remember Kendall and Kylie walked by and everyone was like, you gotta get up. We have to catch a flight to go.

[Scott Disick]

That was the craziest. Waking up the wedding and everyone.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I was like, you guys are assholes for not waking up, like, telling us to stop earlier.

[Scott Disick]

I think I slept in the bathroom. I threw up.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I.

[Scott Disick]

And they're like, we're getting on a plane. We're going to Italy and all that.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I was so drunk at the wedding, but I drank the day before.

[Scott Disick]

I was horrible. It was horrible. Oh, they really needed to tell, but.

[Khloé Kardashian]

They needed to take.

[Scott Disick]

We were gonna fly the next day at some point.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Oh, it was horrible.

[Scott Disick]

But that was so crazy to, like, look back at that. And now, like, obviously you'd still have fun, but we would never be throwing bottles around and wrestling through the Versailles.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Like, I hope. I mean.

[Scott Disick]

I mean, who knows?

[Khloé Kardashian]

That was fun, actually. Yeah. Do it again.

[Scott Disick]

I don't it.

[Khloé Kardashian]

But the hangover.

[Scott Disick]

Oh, my God.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Do you think because you are an only child, you got away with so much more? Like, I wonder. I think we having siblings, like, we hold each other accountable. Where. When you're an only child, no one's there to, like, either rat you out or tell your parents or to talk.

[Scott Disick]

About things in a real way. Like, my parents didn't really know how to discuss certain things and relate it back to them and say, you know, I've been through this and I could. I could help you. Here, Let me tell you a story about myself. Whereas Mace or P. Or anybody like Mason, especially, like, if he's going through something, you know, I talk to him about my life and, like, mistakes that I did. And I'm like, here's what I've done and what's worked for me, what hasn't worked for me. And, like, even recently, like, he's starting to really like girls, and obviously girls like him. And I just said, you know, it's like, you could do whatever you want. Just don't lie and don't manipulate any girls. So if a girl tells you she wants to maybe do something with you and, like, hook up or whatever, if she knows that, like, you're not in a relationship with her, don't tell her you are just to get something out of her. And he's like, no, I know. I get it. And I hear him on the phone. He's like, we could. We. We can't, but we're friends. And he tells them straight up, like. Because that's where it's fucked up. Like, manipulating a girl to say, I love you, I love you. I want to be with you. I want to be with you just to, like, get somewhere, right? And then the next day you're with someone else. So I said, listen, you can do whatever you want as long as you're honest. And, you know, honesty is the best policy. But back in our day, it wasn't so easy. Like, you know, if you met someone, it was like, okay, I gotta, you know, do whatever it takes.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Oh, I also work, but I also think now because of social or this or that, it's so transparent to who they are. You can't realize these days where back in the day, we could live double lives and no one would know about it.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah, I can't even imagine. Like, they have no way of being private. Hiding anything.

[Khloé Kardashian]

No.

[Scott Disick]

Right.

[Khloé Kardashian]

No. How are you with dating around the kids? Like, that's separate. Or is it, like, do you discuss that with them? Do they ask?

[Scott Disick]

They. Yeah, I mean, I kind of told.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Them that, like, because they're older, I imagine. Yeah, they.

[Scott Disick]

They ask me. They'd like me to be with somebody, I think, and they, you know, they do voice to me that they, like, Me to be with someone. And I kind of say, like, until I find the right person, I don't really want to bring another person around unless it's like the end all, be all person. Just because I don't want them to get attached to somebody else. But I have to do my thing too, or I'll never meet anyone. But, like, they're all, like, starting to get older and it's not that much longer until, like, they're of age, all of them. So for the next, like, five, six, seven years, if, like, my attention is on them, I have the rest of my life to be a single guy. Like, right now, it's a guy. I like that my focus is on that. And if I was with somebody else, like, yeah, I'd still be a good dad, but I would have somebody that I would be putting on a pedestal near them.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I mean, if I weren't in my situation, I would be like, scott, this is bullshit. But because I feel the same, right?

[Scott Disick]

Like kind of in the same thing.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I feel like my kids are, yes, men are younger than yours, but they're just my top priority. And I don't care about dating. I don't know what will happen in a couple years or next year, I don't know. But I'm. I'm not dating. I don't care to, like, my focus is just my kids. But I think if I wasn't in my situation, I'd be like, you're so full of shit. But I totally get it. And I think it's the smart. To me, I think it's the smartest thing.

[Scott Disick]

Well, look, I mean, you know, my youngest is 10, right? So in eight years, he graduates high school. In eight years, I'll still be able to do my thing.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I mean, I feel like in eight years, you and I both will find someone for sure.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah. I'm just not that worried about it. Like, I feel like, yeah, I'm not worried about it. The right person, if they're meant to be, they'll come. But I'm just like. I don't want to, like, search and be disappointed.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah, I think it's so different.

[Scott Disick]

And I. By the way, a lot of people I know that are not famous are in like, these long relationships and they're breaking up.

[Khloé Kardashian]

That's crazy. But I keep hearing, where are you going? Yeah, the grass is not always greener. You gotta water your own grass sometimes.

[Scott Disick]

Is that like masturbating?

[Khloé Kardashian]

No, just water your own grass. But I meant just like. But prioritize, right? Your Relationship and water yourself with your partner. Like, if you're in with someone for, like, 12, 15 years, dude, they're. Don't start over. You're good.

[Scott Disick]

But no, like, these are people that are like, that's what I'm. But they're making straight up. Like, no, they're not. Like, it wasn't. Like, there was no option.

[Khloé Kardashian]

What would you say you've, like, in terms of vulnerability or what you want to give to your next partner? Like, what would that be that you would do differently from the past? Like, do you want to be more vulnerable or do you feel like staying guarded is the way to be?

[Scott Disick]

I don't think I was, like, guarded or anything in my last relationship, you know, I don't think that was, like, a problem in our relationship. Yeah, that's not, like, a huge thing I think about. I just.

[Khloé Kardashian]

So even being in the limelight and stuff, you feel like you're pretty open when you meet people.

[Scott Disick]

Like, when I'm deep into a relationship and I trust somebody and, like, love somebody, which is a rare thing. Right. I've only been in a few relationships, but, like, my last one, I trusted the girl I was with very much and told her everything that I felt in the world and was totally, like, a good, fine thing, you know? Good.

[Khloé Kardashian]

So it hasn't hardened you?

[Scott Disick]

No, like, my last relationship was good. It was just kind of like we were in different places at different times in our lives. And we know that I tend to date a little younger than I should, and.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Are you gonna stick with that? Are you gonna try to go a little older?

[Scott Disick]

No, I can't go. Well, so what's your age range? Maybe I'll get back with her when she gets older. That would be easier.

[Khloé Kardashian]

But she'll still be the same.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah, but she'll be matured then and older and been through life a little bit and gotten fucked over. Had some heartbreak. Learn the rules of the.

[Khloé Kardashian]

So that's a little cheat code. Yeah.

[Scott Disick]

Like, let them go.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Let them go.

[Scott Disick]

And if they come back, it's meant to be.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah.

[Scott Disick]

So they needed, like, some time.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Okay.

[Scott Disick]

It's kind of great because it gives me a time to, like, be with my kids.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Got it.

[Scott Disick]

And come back when you're ready. And you've gotten, like, some life lessons in you.

[Khloé Kardashian]

What are the things you both love and dislike the most about each other? I mean, honestly, I feel like with you, the things that I once disliked from you, I, like, love. Like, they're just who makes you up? Like. But I don't Even I just think we have such a relationship where you're literally like my brother. That it's everything you do. Like, if my brother annoys me, it's like.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Like it's.

[Scott Disick]

If we're gonna get over anything.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Oh, yeah. No, I don't have a doubt. Even if I don't talk to you for weeks or, like, you can call me at any time and you're my obsessed with you.

[Scott Disick]

I feel like I could go to you with, like, anything in the world. So same.

[Khloé Kardashian]

It's so weird.

[Scott Disick]

Happy that I have you.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I know. I'm so happy that we all have each other.

[Scott Disick]

I would say the only thing that annoys me sometimes we don't see each other enough. And we live so damn close to each other. I agree that it feels like we don't live near each other when we go walk to each other's houses.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Well, I was gonna say, the only thing that really annoys me about you is when you say you're gonna come to something and then you don't show up.

[Scott Disick]

Right.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I was thinking you were gonna do that to me today.

[Scott Disick]

Never.

[Khloé Kardashian]

And I said, well, my mom is right next door. I could always pull her out.

[Scott Disick]

No, I would never do that.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Well, I didn't know.

[Scott Disick]

No, you never did, Keith. You think that I gotta. Never not showing up to anything.

[Khloé Kardashian]

You're the biggest liar. No, you don't show up to almost everything I invite you to. That's okay.

[Scott Disick]

No, I know. It just. I'm not that.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I'm never not. What'd you just say?

[Scott Disick]

I'm gonna show up to everything. Like, the other day I showed up to the party for Dream at your house.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Oh, my God, that was so funny.

[Scott Disick]

And I was like, I am not gonna not make this. I was like, mace, get in the car. We gotta get out of here. We gotta go have fun.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah.

[Scott Disick]

And a lot of driving. He was killing all the.

[Khloé Kardashian]

He felt like he was thriving.

[Scott Disick]

He had the best time. And we went to Malibu after that. We had a good little day. Took all his friends to try to know if, like, a little Italian. Cute. Yeah, I mean, bada boom, bada. Bada bing. Bada boom.

[Khloé Kardashian]

You're drinking a dc.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah, I learned it from you.

[Khloé Kardashian]

What happened to your ginger ale?

[Scott Disick]

You're over it. I don't drink those anymore.

[Khloé Kardashian]

No?

[Scott Disick]

No. Well, I didn't, you know, the whole thing with ginger ale, you know.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I know.

[Scott Disick]

I didn't think sugar had sugar. And it's a dc. I'll only have, like, once in a while. And have one. The gingers were something else.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Addicted.

[Scott Disick]

That was the whole joke with the flats Hawaiian rolls. Oh, God, those are sickening.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Oh, my God. Did you see what Kim made the other night on the Family Chat? She made sweet Hawaiian rolls. She sliced them, melted vanilla ice cream, dipped the sweet Hawaiian rolls in vanilla ice cream. Like, oh, batter. Sprinkle cinnamon and sugar on it. Fry it so it's French toast, but drenched in vanilla ice cream.

[Scott Disick]

This is like a recipe.

[Khloé Kardashian]

She saw it on the top.

[Scott Disick]

Tick tock. Yeah.

[Khloé Kardashian]

And so eating it and I'm like, if Scott sees this.

[Scott Disick]

Thank God. I'm like, I wasn't telling her.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I know, but trust me, she'd find a way.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah. Dairy free.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Take one of those pills, pop before you eat. Good to go.

[Scott Disick]

Wow. It actually gives me like ptsd thinking of all those gingers and those Hawaiian rolls. I used to take some of your.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Guilty sessions right now.

[Scott Disick]

You know that.

[Khloé Kardashian]

But for that, like what?

[Scott Disick]

They would go on vacation with me.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Sweet Hawaiian rolls.

[Scott Disick]

Like, I would pack those.

[Khloé Kardashian]

What is something you would take right now? What's like your snack fetish that you love if now we're out of sweet Hawaiian rolls.

[Scott Disick]

I like Cheerios. It's like sweet the Honey nut Cheerio.

[Khloé Kardashian]

That's it.

[Scott Disick]

Nothing crazy.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Wow. So you used to be the coconut water. Are you not the king snapper anymore?

[Scott Disick]

I haven't been snacking like I used to.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Damn.

[Scott Disick]

I haven't really had chips either for a while.

[Khloé Kardashian]

That shit really works.

[Scott Disick]

But the chips were like. I was a big chipper.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah.

[Scott Disick]

And like goldfish.

[Khloé Kardashian]

No, you loved all that crap. Oh, my God, the junk out of your bed.

[Scott Disick]

Oh, yeah.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Used to. If anything would piss me off, it would be that the caps.

[Scott Disick]

No. You didn't care as much as the other person.

[Khloé Kardashian]

No, I didn't care that much. But just seeing it in the caps, that's what bothered me. It would be three different Gatorades on the soda.

[Scott Disick]

It was three different Gatorades. One ginger, a bowl of the fish, goldfish. And then maybe a chocolate or a candy and some chips. I mean, it was a fucking whole thing.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Snacker. Oh, my God.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah, totally. It was a snack a thon.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Do you have any regrets?

[Scott Disick]

I mean, no regrets, I say no. Yeah, I mean, I definitely regret a lot of my horrific behavior, going through some of my life, but I don't dwell on it, you know, and look back and say, like, maybe I do, but I would have done things a little differently in certain times and places. But I feel like instead of making it about Me and thinking about it, like, oh, I'm just trying to make it, like, if I can give my kids the help to not have to go through those times that I had that were miserable, it's all worth it.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah. That's all you can do.

[Scott Disick]

Like, you know, you dwell on it so many. And there's so many things I see that I could have had different turnouts in my life or just how things are better and being a different way, you know, or getting where you want. I could teach them. And it makes me happy that I've been there and done it equal ways, you know?

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah. But you can't change anything. It's brought you here to where you are. And I think it would be something different to say if you were a fucking loser mess right now. But because you are where you are now, I think it's cool to reflect on those things.

[Scott Disick]

No, it would be way too old to be still doing that stuff.

[Khloé Kardashian]

What is one goal that you're still chasing if you have one?

[Scott Disick]

I'd like to get a family lake house.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Nice.

[Scott Disick]

I think that's a good goal.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Maybe that is a great goal.

[Scott Disick]

And I build houses so I could build it.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Oh, yeah. I don't. I don't know if enough people know that you build houses.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah. I love it.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I know that's your passion project.

[Scott Disick]

I mean, it was a passion, and then it turned into a business.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yeah.

[Scott Disick]

And it's a good business, you know, like.

[Khloé Kardashian]

But do you love that your career is still a passion project of yours? Yeah.

[Scott Disick]

I mean, you always hear people saying, like, a job is not a job if you really love it. And I feel that way a lot with the building the houses and stuff like that. And then when I started doing it, it was like, wow, this is amazing.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I don't know how many people remember this, but.

[Scott Disick]

Oh, the pod.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Pod, yes.

[Scott Disick]

In the bathtub.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yes.

[Scott Disick]

That's what I was thinking.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Oh, my God. I can't believe I didn't start with that.

[Scott Disick]

So I'm thinking we're doing this.

[Khloé Kardashian]

We're.

[Scott Disick]

Well, podcasts are the biggest thing in the world, and you and I started a podcast way before anybody. In a bathtub together, we. Which is insane.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I had a bathing suit on, and you had swim trunks on, but there was no this one podcast. Well, when you say in a bathtub together.

[Scott Disick]

But it's still psychotic.

[Khloé Kardashian]

The whole thing was psychotic.

[Scott Disick]

But you looked like you were from Baywatch.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yes, I did. My. I had a red bathing suit on.

[Scott Disick]

It was crazy. But we.

[Khloé Kardashian]

When there was no Visual for podcasts. It was.

[Scott Disick]

Right. We just had this thing, and then we eventually lost the recorder.

[Khloé Kardashian]

What lake was that? Where were we?

[Scott Disick]

It was a sound. Yeah. The bay.

[Khloé Kardashian]

The bay.

[Scott Disick]

It was behind her house. Yeah. Oh, you are holding on for dear life.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I would not let go of that raft, so.

[Scott Disick]

But, yeah, we were on top of it. What year was that? That was. Penelope was.

[Khloé Kardashian]

And it was called the Lord and the Lady. Because you're the Lord, I'm the fucking lady.

[Scott Disick]

That should be the episode of this.

[Khloé Kardashian]

The Lord and the Lady. Okay.

[Scott Disick]

Jot that down.

[Khloé Kardashian]

The Lord and the Lady. So we did a few episodes.

[Scott Disick]

Imagine if we stuck with that. And I tried to do another one in Cleveland.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Yes. But I was pregnant and I hated it.

[Scott Disick]

Oh, you were not having it. No.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I was so annoyed.

[Scott Disick]

There's also a question that I read from a poll that said if we got stuck maybe on an island together. Okay. What we would get annoyed with first. With each other. And I was like, oh, I know exactly what my answer would be for that.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Tell me.

[Scott Disick]

Me asking you too many questions. Yeah. Like that night in the car.

[Khloé Kardashian]

You'll never let that night go. I must have just been on, like, highly bad mood.

[Scott Disick]

I mean, we're in a car. We have nothing from Santa Barbara to do is to talk. And I guess some people don't. They're. You're like, have you heard of the radio? Put a song on. I don't want to talk. The whole time, you were just asking.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Me, like, 50 questions.

[Scott Disick]

Well, you weren't.

[Khloé Kardashian]

10 minutes.

[Scott Disick]

So I just wanted to get the juice while I had you.

[Khloé Kardashian]

And I was really.

[Scott Disick]

I locked the doors. I was like, yo, I'm getting it on. So I just wanted to know.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Stop asking so many questions.

[Scott Disick]

I think we might have, like, got out of the car, maybe.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Stop. I need to get out of the car.

[Scott Disick]

I need to switch cars.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Oh, my God. Wow.

[Scott Disick]

But, yeah, that would be it. If we were stuck on another.

[Khloé Kardashian]

You're never gonna let that go.

[Scott Disick]

No, it was too funny, because that really was just like. I'm just asking you questions.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Honestly, the questions wouldn't bother me. What would bother me is the hacking.

[Scott Disick]

I don't hack anymore.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I've noticed that. But why do you not hack anymore?

[Scott Disick]

Because I was scared of you telling me. You also told me I would never find a girl if I did that.

[Khloé Kardashian]

So I made you better.

[Scott Disick]

You unhacked me.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Oh, my God. You. I love that. For us. I'm very proud of you. Because that's, like, when you just do things out of habit. You don't even notice you're doing them. I feel like that was that. So how you had to be aware enough to stop doing the hacking.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah, it was a lot.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Big deal. But you noticed it was a lot.

[Scott Disick]

It was gross.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Okay, good. As long as you noticed.

[Scott Disick]

Yeah, no. Thank God you were so gung ho about it. You're like, you're never going to be with anyone if you keep hacking.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I'm not one to sugarcoat things.

[Scott Disick]

I can't believe that you thought of the podcast that we originally did too.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I just thought of that. I was like, why have we not.

[Scott Disick]

Talked about that was crazy.

[Khloé Kardashian]

That were the original podcast.

[Scott Disick]

Nobody thought of it.

[Khloé Kardashian]

No, I've had a wife on it.

[Scott Disick]

We would have been, like, the biggest.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I don't even know what we talked about, but we loved that we were podcasting in an actual tub, but no one could see us.

[Scott Disick]

Right.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Like, we could have really been, like, in bed and pretending or in chairs. Yeah, but we were in bed.

[Scott Disick]

But we could have been laying in bed.

[Khloé Kardashian]

We could have been lying to the audience, but instead, we actually were doing the things we said we were doing.

[Scott Disick]

I guess we were filming a show. Yeah, but they got the visual still.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Who cares about that show? Wait, what was your favorite take series?

[Scott Disick]

I kind of like the Hamptons. Even though you hated the Hamptons?

[Khloé Kardashian]

The Hamptons was my least favorite take series.

[Scott Disick]

I like. I liked them all. I like New York.

[Khloé Kardashian]

You did not like New York. Well, maybe because you lived there.

[Scott Disick]

I love you.

[Khloé Kardashian]

You're from New York. But some of the people.

[Scott Disick]

Oh, I think I like the one. But I did one with Kim without you. No offense to you. It was just nice because I got to be with Chris a lot and like, my friends and.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Oh, that Chris.

[Scott Disick]

I was like, what? It's a crooked. No, not the dump.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I was like, where are we going with this?

[Scott Disick]

No, I think those take shows were fun. Miami was too much for me. New York was great, and the Hamptons was pretty great, but they were fun. It was just crazy that we would move our lives for, like, five months at a time.

[Khloé Kardashian]

We had nothing else to do. Lordy, thank you so much for doing this. I appreciate you. Love you. And I feel honored that you don't do podcasts, but you did mine.

[Scott Disick]

Maybe after this, I'm going to have to start.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Scott. Welcome to Wonderland. That's what this is called.

[Scott Disick]

Oh, I didn't even know that.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Chloe in Wonderland. So welcome to Wonderland.

[Scott Disick]

And then this episode's the Lord and His Lady.

[Khloé Kardashian]

The Lord and his lady.

[Scott Disick]

Episode one. Let's just make that clear.

[Khloé Kardashian]

You can't make it clear.

[Scott Disick]

I did this, and then I'm episode, like, eight.

[Khloé Kardashian]

Well, I'll tweet about something really juicy. We could. You could be episode one.

[Scott Disick]

Come here, babe. Let's.

[Khloé Kardashian]

I don't know what hand movement that was, but it felt great.

[Scott Disick]

It wasn't good.

[Khloé Kardashian]

It felt gross.

[Scott Disick]

It was.