Kill Tony Episode #709 – Featuring Big J Okerson & Bill Maher Released on March 4, 2025
Episode Overview
In episode #709 of Kill Tony, recorded live from the vibrant comedy scene in Austin, Texas, hosts Tony Hinchcliffe and Brian Redban welcome a star-studded lineup of guests, including the renowned comedian Bill Maher and the legendary Big J Okerson. This episode is a whirlwind of hilarious one-minute stand-up performances, insightful interviews, and candid conversations that delve into personal anecdotes, societal observations, and the unfiltered world of stand-up comedy.
Main Guests
Bill Maher and Big J Okerson
Introduction and Banter
The episode kicks off with the energetic introduction of Bill Maher and Big J Okerson. Tony and Brian express their excitement about having such illustrious guests on the show.
- Tony Hinchcliffe [00:27]: “This is an incredible, incredible booking. One of the most legendary guests in the history of the show.”
Discussion on Kill Tony
Bill Maher humorously interacts with the hosts, discussing his unfamiliarity with the show’s format and making light of the unique dynamics on stage.
- Bill Maher [07:10]: “I love this show, though. What was your name again?”
Promotion and Personal Insights
Bill Maher takes a moment to promote his favorite comedian, Kyle Dunnigan, and shares personal insights about discovering his Jewish heritage.
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Bill Maher [22:09]: “I found out four months ago that I'm Jewish. That's how good Jews are at hiding.”
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Bill Maher [24:05]: “I've never thought of it, but you're right. She was very smart.”
Humorous Exchanges
The conversation flows seamlessly between humor and personal stories, showcasing Bill’s trademark wit and Big J’s charismatic presence.
- Bill Maher [22:12]: “Because I'm not making any money on my investment properties. What the fuck?”
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Bill Maher [07:36]: “I love my sharia more, by the way. Great song.”
- Bill Maher [22:09]: “I found out four months ago that I'm Jewish. That's how good Jews are at hiding.”
Hans Camp
One-Minute Stand-Up
Hans Camp returns to the stage with a fresh one-minute set, reflecting on the aftermath of the recent elections and societal changes.
- Hans Camp [10:57]: “I can't wait for the grocery store prices to go down as soon as we're done kicking out all the people that grow our groceries for us.”
Interview and Personal Stories
Tony engages Hans in a heartfelt conversation about his mother's passing and the impact it had on his life, blending humor with emotional depth.
- Hans Camp [38:52]: “She couldn't speak anymore. She was like...”
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Hans Camp [10:57]: “I never used to say retarded, but now I say retarded. In New York, we don't say that.”
Miles Johnson
Short Stand-Up
Miles Johnson gears up for his one-minute performance, bringing his unique comedic flair to the stage.
Interactions and Banter
Tony and Brian commend Miles for his impeccable timing and humor, reinforcing his status as a top-notch comedian.
- Brian Redban [13:08]: “I haven't seen Miles in a while and I will say he's getting too handsome for comedy.”
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Brian Redban [13:13]: “I mean, it's all autumn colors, but it's all of the autumn colors. Your hair's coming in nice. You look fantastic.”
Eve Ellen Bogan
One-Minute Stand-Up
Eve Ellen Bogan delivers a sharp and edgy one-minute set, touching on her experiences relocating from New York to Texas and the cultural adjustments that followed.
- Eve Ellen Bogan [34:00]: “I moved here to Austin like a year ago from New York, which makes me better than everybody.”
Interview and Personal Challenges
The conversation shifts to Eve’s personal struggles, including coping mechanisms like self-inflicted bangs and dealing with anxiety.
- Eve Ellenbogen [43:03]: “I cut my bangs to cope with my hair. That's better than a lot of things.”
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Eve Ellenbogen [34:00]: “I don't follow the Jew rules. I eat bacon. I love, love foreskin.”
Sharon Ruth Hensley
One-Minute Stand-Up
Sharon Ruth Hensley brings her sharp humor to the stage, discussing her transition out of being a sugar baby and her quirky habits.
- Sharon Ruth Hensley [47:11]: “I have hyperhidrosis. Someone should have told me sooner.”
Interactions and Personal Stories
Tony and Brian engage Sharon in a light-hearted conversation about her unique lifestyle and comedic perspective.
- Sharon Ruth Hensley [48:22]: “I prefer uncircumcised because they're really good at doing my favoriteest thing ever.”
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Sharon Ruth Hensley [47:11]: “I have a nine and a half and have hyperhidrosis.”
Benny Boy
One-Minute Stand-Up
Benny Boy captivates the audience with a bizarre and entertaining story about attempting to steal a television, blending absurdity with dark humor.
- Benny Boy [66:31]: “I grabbed the TV and immediately I went, ah, this thing's too fucking heavy.”
Interview and Dramatic Narratives
Tony delves into Benny’s past, uncovering his brushes with criminal activities and his colorful adventures.
- Benny Boy [75:28]: “I signed up every week, all right?”
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Benny Boy [66:31]: “The TV was too heavy for me to make it back to my truck.”
Chris Cabral
One-Minute Stand-Up
Chris Cabral humorously addresses a mix-up regarding the measurement of his penis, turning an embarrassing situation into comedy gold.
- Chris Cabral [74:14]: “They measured the umbilical cord instead of my penis. So, yeah, it was kind of embarrassing.”
Interactions and Personal Stories
Tony and Chris engage in a playful exchange about his stand-up journey and his unique experiences as a comedian.
- Chris Cabral [93:27]: “I was a park ranger in my civilian life.”
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Chris Cabral [74:14]: “I've been watching these Joi videos. J O stands for jerk off instruction.”
Marvin Izzy
One-Minute Stand-Up
Marvin Izzy shares his tumultuous journey, including a heart attack and his struggles with addiction, all served with his signature humor.
- Marvin Izzy [86:28]: “I suffered a heart attack a year ago... I was on a red band diet.”
Interview and Personal Reflections
Tony and Marvin discuss his near-death experience, coping mechanisms, and his path to recovery, highlighting his resilience and comedic outlook.
- Marvin Izzy [90:27]: “A heart attack happened in my house. I felt weird in the chest.”
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Marvin Izzy [86:28]: “I was trying to get on the big AJ diet, but I just, you know.”
Jared Zeller
One-Minute Stand-Up
Jared Zeller offers an array of impressions, including a controversial take on Kamala Harris, blending political satire with personal anecdotes.
- Jared Zeller [102:05]: “I want to hear you, Kamala Harris, act like a real person, man.”
Interview and Personal Stories
The hosts encourage Jared to delve deeper into his comedic inspirations and personal life, unveiling his experiences and motivations behind his humor.
- Jared Zeller [113:07]: “I was in Moscow, Russia, and a little kid latched onto my leg.”
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Jared Zeller [102:17]: “You know me, man. Hey, man.”
Cam Patterson
One-Minute Stand-Up
Cam Patterson injects raw humor into his performance, tackling topics like relationships, self-improvement, and societal expectations.
- Cam Patterson [117:00]: “I was a pimp. I sell pussy. Which is insane.”
Interview and Personal Insights
Tony and Brian engage Cam in a candid discussion about his comedic style, personal growth, and his perspectives on various social issues.
- Cam Patterson [121:27]: “I hate Disney World. It's for kids, man.”
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Cam Patterson [118:00]: “I'm done. Thank you so much.”
Host Interactions and Banter
Throughout the episode, Tony and Brian maintain a lively and dynamic rapport, seamlessly transitioning between guest segments, sharing inside jokes, and navigating the unpredictable nature of live comedy. Their interactions often highlight improvisational humor, reacting to guest stories with laughter, disbelief, and playful teasing.
Notable Host Quotes with Timestamps
- Tony Hinchcliffe [99:25]: “Do you think maybe you should get a dog instead of all those cats?”
- Brian Redban [95:07]: “That was definitely the scenic route to his truck.”
Themes and Highlights
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Personal Struggles and Triumphs: Many guests share deeply personal stories, such as dealing with family loss, battling addiction, or overcoming health crises, all while infusing humor to connect with the audience.
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Cultural Observations: Discussions often touch upon cultural differences, immigration, and societal norms, providing a comedic lens through which guests and hosts dissect everyday issues.
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Comedy and Creativity: The episode underscores the creativity and resilience required in stand-up comedy, with guests narrating their unique paths to finding humor in life’s challenges.
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Interplay Between Hosts and Guests: Tony and Brian’s ability to engage guests in meaningful yet humorous conversations adds depth to the episode, making it both entertaining and insightful.
Conclusion and Closing Remarks
As the episode winds down, Tony hints at a significant upcoming announcement related to the Kill Tony show, enticing listeners to stay tuned for future developments. The hosts also express gratitude towards their sponsors—Via, BlueChew, ExpressVPN, ZipRecruiter, and PrizePicks—for supporting the show. The lively atmosphere culminates in a heartfelt thank you to the audience, closing the episode on a high note.
Final Host Quote with Timestamp
- Tony Hinchcliffe [124:49]: “Thank you. Good night everybody.”
Notable Quotes Collection
- Bill Maher [07:10]: “I love this show, though. What was your name again?”
- Bill Maher [22:09]: “I found out four months ago that I'm Jewish. That's how good Jews are at hiding.”
- Eve Ellenbogen [34:00]: “I don't follow the Jew rules. I eat bacon. I love, love foreskin.”
- Benny Boy [66:31]: “The TV was too heavy for me to make it back to my truck.”
- Chris Cabral [74:14]: “I've been watching these Joi videos. J O stands for jerk off instruction.”
- Marvin Izzy [86:28]: “I was trying to get on the big AJ diet, but I just, you know.”
- Jared Zeller [102:17]: “You know me, man. Hey, man.”
- Cam Patterson [117:00]: “I was a pimp. I sell pussy. Which is insane.”
Final Thoughts
Episode #709 of Kill Tony exemplifies the show’s commitment to blending diverse comedic talents with unfiltered and authentic conversations. From Bill Maher’s reflective anecdotes to Benny Boy’s outrageous escapades, each guest brings a unique flavor to the table, making this episode a memorable installment in the Death Squad TV network’s repertoire. Whether you’re a long-time fan or new to the show, this episode offers a rich tapestry of humor, personal stories, and insightful banter that captures the essence of Kill Tony.
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