#715 - KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

Summary

Kill Tony #715 – KID ROCK + MARK NORMAND

Recorded: April 22, 2025
Location: Bridgestone Arena, Nashville, TN
Summary By: Podcast Summarizer

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Episode Overview

This electrifying live episode of Kill Tony takes place in the heart of Nashville at a packed Bridgestone Arena. Host Tony Hinchcliffe, joined by co-host Brian Redban, welcomes two heavyweight guests: legendary musician Kid Rock and world-class comedian Mark Normand. The show follows the classic Kill Tony format—randomly selected hopeful comics each perform one minute of stand-up, followed by fast-paced, no-holds-barred interviews and ruthless, hilarious roasting from Tony, Mark, Kid Rock, and the band. Regulars, surprise guests, and Nashville’s unique energy push the night into unforgettable territory.

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Key Segments and Highlights

1. Show Launch, Energy & Guests

[00:00–06:19]

• The atmosphere is rowdy and celebratory as Tony and Redban hype up the arena crowd.
• Tony: "Make some goddamn noise for Brian Redban... And how about one more time for the best damn band in the land here in Music City USA?" (02:11)
• Mark Normand and Kid Rock make dynamic entrances, with Tony describing Mark as a "sniper, genius," and "smoking his cigar backwards."
• Special mention of Nashville as a dreamland and possibility of a residency.

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2. Open Mic: Bucket Pulls & Unique Comedian Moments

Martin Phillips (Golden Ticket Winner)

[07:55–12:04]

• Memorable tap dancing bit, with Tony prompting him to perform on stage:
  • Tony: "This is a first in Kill Tony history. Who better to be our first tap dancer than the styling… Martin Phillips!" (10:11)
• Kid Rock offers open invite to his bar:
  • Kid Rock: "You wear that outfit, you go right down the street here to Kid Rocks... drinks are on me, and you crush as much pussy as you want tonight." (11:40)
• Mark Normand: "If this isn't a make-a-wish, I don't know what is. It's like if somebody put a Woody from Toy Story in the microwave." (10:55)

Patrick Callahan

[14:08–18:04]

• Stand-up about being mistaken for a woman and dramatic weight fluctuations.
• Crowd enjoys rapid-fire roasting:
  • Tony: "You look like Kid Rocky Road."
  • Mark Normand: "We got Redban and lap band."
• Patrick reveals he fixes ice machines for a living and demonstrates his train whistle sound (cringe-worthy moment).
• Wrestles with a joke book thrown his way; Tony quips, "If only it was that hard to catch diabetes." (19:19)

AJ Jackson (With Dog ‘Ozzy’)

[20:28–26:31]

• Set bombs heavily with abortion and Power Rangers jokes.
• Tony: "First time in this show's history where the dog did a better job than the comedian."
• The untrained dog becomes the star—eventually catches the joke book from Tony.
• AJ admits he's unemployed and recently moved; crowd gives him a hard time.

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3. Stand-Out Sets & Moments

Ryan Adams

[28:14–34:13]

• Strong comedy set with memorable jokes about Facebook quizzes, his grandpa, and working at a sex shop.
• Tony: "Our first good bucket pull of the night. Ryan Adams. Incredible."
• Reveals his father was addicted to meth and a preacher, getting a wild crowd pop for mentioning meth:
  • Tony: "A huge pop in Nashville for crystal meth, ladies and gentlemen." (32:58)

Cam Patterson (Regular) – Phone Sex/Magic Routine

[35:37–43:29]

• Does a solid set about phone sex with a prop twist (magic trick).
• Classic Kill Tony interaction with playful racism and mutual roasting, including Mark Normand's "You look like if a box of Newports was a person" (38:15) and quick-witted banter about Nashville's "white Atlanta" bachelorette culture.

Chris Dunn

[44:19–47:33]

• Jokes about his wife's "time of the month" (her paying the bills), crowd boos after a rough delivery.
• Tony and Kid Rock offer live feedback.
• Tony: "Much like your last name, I do believe your career is done." (46:16)
• Chris competes in the Mexican Drum Off (loses to Michael Gonzalez, complete with instant replay of him dropping his stick on stage).

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4. Regulars & Legends Bring the House Down

Fiona Cauley (Golden Ticket Winner)

[60:13–67:46]

• Jokes about giving her older fiancé roadhead; Mark Normand: "You're in a wheelchair. You're like Stephen Hawk-TUA." (62:54)
• Honest, emotional interview about her absent father; crowd gives a heartfelt standing ovation.
• Tony: "You might be one of the most beloved people in this little Kill Tony universe." (67:05)

Ari Mati (Regular)

[81:35–89:01]

• Recounts "walking behind women at night" with perfect tension.
• Observations about Nashville women: "white girls that got some badonka d here" (85:01), hilarious bits about local food ("No one has a solid shit in Nashville").

David Lucas (Hall of Fame Regular)

[99:20–108:20]

• Razor-sharp roast set on body positivity, Uber lawsuits, and his love for white women ("If I don't fuck white women, Martin Luther King died in vain").
• Legendary roast exchange with Tony, Mark, and Kid Rock, riffing on each other's looks, partying with Kid Rock, and poking fun at the show’s dynamic.
• Lucas: "Tony, you got on Netflix without showing your dick...surprised I didn’t see you topless on the first episode." (101:34)

William Montgomery (The Big Red Machine, Hall of Fame Regular)

[124:44–136:01]

• Makes a grand surprise entrance with his trademark absurdist stand-up ("Three out of four coaches in the final four are Jewish…what's next, the right to vote?") and stories about Tennessee.
• Tony: "No comedian I believe has made it quite as wildly proud as you." (130:27)
• Wild tales of overeating in Nashville and buying discount Adidas gear.

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5. Notable Firsts & Crowd Interactions

• Maniac [74:20–80:59]:
  • Only four months into stand-up, brings manic, high-energy set about fucking couches and personal chaos.
  • Reveals he has seven kids and a supportive home, surprising the hosts.
• Several comics (e.g., Mitch Kralinger [54:45–59:04], marine biologist) steer their sets into hyper-niche topics with mixed results.
• Mark Normand rapid-fire roasts almost every interviewee.
• Regular calls for crowd restraint when booing, Tony reminding audience: “Don’t boo until the 60 seconds is up. Deal.” (27:21)
• Female comic Joanna Dixon [119:30–122:55]:
  • Balances comedy with tales of being engaged to another comic and living in Walmartland Arkansas.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Lines

• Tony Hinchcliffe to crowd: "If only it was that hard to catch diabetes." (19:19)
• Mark Normand: "We got Redban and lap band." (16:57)
• Kid Rock, on reward for Martin Phillips: "Drinks are on me, and you crush as much pussy as you want tonight." (11:40)
• Tony Hinchcliffe, on bombing comic: "You do. You look like kid Rocky Road." (16:49)
• Mark Normand, on Fiona Cauley: "You're in a wheelchair. You're like Stephen Hawk-TUA." (62:54)
• David Lucas: "If I don't fuck white women, Martin Luther King died in vain." (101:16)
• William Montgomery: "Three out of four coaches in the final four are Jewish…what’s next, the right to vote?" (128:45)

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Guest Highlights

• Kid Rock’s Energy:
  • Playful, occasionally controversial presence throughout, offering support and barbs (e.g., inviting comics to his bar, referencing southern culture and his records).
• Mark Normand’s Presence:
  • Delivers quick wit, relentless jabs, and classic deadpan even during awkward audience moments.
• Band & Production:
  • Stage band gets numerous shout-outs; replays of awkward moments provide visual punchlines.

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Episode Flow & Unique Elements

• The pacing alternates between tightly edited one-minute sets and longer, improvised interview/roast sections.
• Crowd energy is volatile—cheering, booing, and even groaning at certain sets, with Tony continuously managing the chaos.
• A heavy focus on local Nashville culture, inside jokes, and southern personalities.
• Several regulars and legends (Cam Patterson, Ari Mati, David Lucas, William Montgomery) elevate the episode with memorable, high-energy performances that contrast with the rawness from open-mic amateurs.

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------|-----------------| | Show Open, Guest Intros (Mark/Kid Rock) | 00:00–06:19 | | Martin Phillips (Tap Dancing) | 07:55–12:04 | | Patrick Callahan (Weight Loss, Ice Machines) | 14:08–18:04 | | AJ Jackson (Dog, Bombed Set) | 20:28–26:31 | | Ryan Adams (Strong Set, Sex Shop) | 28:14–34:13 | | Cam Patterson (Magic/Phone Sex) | 35:37–43:29 | | Chris Dunn (Bomb, Mexican Drum Off) | 44:19–47:33 | | Fiona Cauley (Wheelchair, Road Head) | 60:13–67:46 | | Ari Mati (Regular Set, Nashville Observations)| 81:35–89:01 | | David Lucas (Legendary Roast Set) | 99:20–108:20 | | William Montgomery (Hall of Fame Set) |124:44–136:01 |

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Final Thoughts

This episode of Kill Tony captures the riotous, unpredictable spirit of live comedy at its most extreme. The guest pairing of Kid Rock and Mark Normand sets the tone for an evening filled with both sharp wit and wild unpredictability. Standout moments come from both seasoned regulars and first-time bucket-pull comics, all under Tony Hinchcliffe’s deft and fearless crowd work. As always, the line between triumph and disaster is razor-thin, and almost anything goes in the Nashville arena.

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Want the Highlights?

• Martin Phillips tap dancing for the first time on Kill Tony – [10:11]
• Kid Rock offering open invites and local color
• Ryan Adams kills with jokes about sex shops/meth family – [28:14]
• Cam Patterson's prop magic and brutal roasts – [35:37]
• Fiona Cauley brings the house to an emotional ovation – [60:13]
• David Lucas’ epic roasting with Kid Rock and Mark Normand – [99:20]
• William Montgomery’s triumphant return and signature absurdity – [124:44]

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For comedy fans, this episode is essential viewing/listening—a perfect mix of chaos, heart, and hilarious riffing that defines Kill Tony at its best.

Transcript

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hey, this is Redban and you're listening

[Brian Redban]

to the Death Squad podcast network. This episode of Kill Tony and every episode of Kill Tony can be found at Death Squad TV, Apple, Spotify and anywhere you get podcasts. Check out tonyhinchcliffe.com for everything. The Golden Pony, Tony Henchcliffe. You can also check out Shopsquad TV for Death Squad merch hats, mugs, whatever. Shopsquad tv. And now, here's a brand new episode of Kill Time. Hey, this is Red man coming to you live from the Bridgestone arena here at Nashville, Tennessee for a brand new episode of Kill Tony. Get up and Tony,

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Nashville, Tennessee,

[Brian Redban]

who's ready for the best fucking night of your lives? God damn right, Nashville.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Make some goddamn noise for Brian Redband, ladies and gentlemen. And how about one more time for the best damn band in the land here in Music City usa?

[Brian Redban]

Fernando Castill, Vallejo. Carlos Sosa. Big Mike, Michael Gonzalez.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Matt Muhling on the electric, John Dees on the keys. And right there he thinks he's an Austin still. That is the one and only D Madness on the bass guitar. No reaction, no react. D. You don't even smile. You got fucking 15,000 people going crazy. You're sitting there with a straight face. There you are, you son of a bitch. How about, how about one more time for our little opening act, Our little crowd warm up.

[Brian Redban]

Winona Judd.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What kind of fucking dreamland are we in? We might stay here.

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

Let's, let's.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Why don't we do a residency in Nashville for a while, huh? Amanda Jean Roland on the beautiful national anthem. We are here in the United States of America, ladies and gentlemen. What a time to be alive. The number one live podcast in the world is here at Bridgestone Arena. Thank you so much for being here. We're going to have so much goddamn fun. Before we get started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible. Who's ready to start tonight's fucking show, huh?

[Brian Redban]

Well, well, well.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You know, we have two totally different shows between tonight and tomorrow night. Not easy to select, not easy to decide exactly who you're gonna have on a Friday night in Nashville. And I gotta tell ya, I don't think I could have possibly have booked this fucking thing any better. And any are in for a treat. Ladies and gentlemen, your first guest, who's going to be with us all night, One of the best, one of the best comedians in the world. A sniper, a genius. You know him, you love him. Make some noise for the great and powerful Mark Norman. Yeah, right there, baby. Mark Norman. Hell yeah. Let's go. Smoking his cigar backwards, ladies and gentlemen. What a badass. Well, you might as well stay up, cuz I'm warning you right now. This roof is about to explode. As I bring to the stage a first time guest in the history of the show, a man who I've wanted on this show since the very first episode. Who better in Music City, USA than perhaps one of the funniest, coolest musicians of all time, Nashville. I present to you live in the

[Brian Redban]

flesh, Nashville's own Kid Rock. Oh, it's about to go down.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

My God.

[Brian Redban]

What up, Nashville?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell,

[Brian Redban]

can I get a little. Hell, yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Let's go. We are here. Kid Rock in the house. An amazing time is about to be had in beautiful Nashville, Tennessee. Kid Rock, Mark Norman. You guys know how it works. Over 200 human beings signed up for the chance to be selected out of this bucket. They get 60 seconds on this stage. You know, their time is up and you hear the sound of a kitten. That means they have to wrap it up then, or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood bear, which brutally interrupts them. I conduct an interview, we have some fun. We meet them all at once. The whole thing's improvised. Anything can happen. Who's ready to start tonight's fucking show? I have selected the first bucket pool of the night. While we go wrangle them, I have one of our great golden ticket winners ready to get us started with a brand new minute. And by great golden ticket winner, I mean perhaps the greatest golden ticket winner in the history of the show, ladies and gentlemen, on an absolute hot streak to get us started tonight. This is the unstoppable force known as Martin Phillips.

[Martin Phillips]

Oh, man, how cool. I was on the road and a lady DM'd me and she said, hey, I'll show you around town. And my pussy. I was like, damn, this city offers great tours. Like what a package deal? You know, it's not too bad in a city. You know, you might be stretching this out. I'm an advocate for smoking during pregnancy because those moms deserve to look cool too, you know. And when you see a messed up kid, you're like, hey, his parents are chill. You know, that was strange. When I was a kid, the tooth fairy was coming. So I put my grandfather's dentures underneath my pillow with a note that sat in his. Here's a full set. Pay a bit. I included the gums.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Martin Phillips, getting us started here tonight. I love it. Martin, you are. This is a very Special look.

[Martin Phillips]

Oh, I'm a cowboy, baby.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell yeah. I fucking love it. You look like if Brokeback Mountain had an actual broken back. You know, this is.

[Martin Phillips]

I say I have something special on tonight because, you know, I do all these killers of guilty shows in big theater so I have more room to mess around. So right Now I'm wearing $3 tap shoes.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Those are tap shoes.

[Martin Phillips]

You know tap shoes.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You know how to tap dance?

[Martin Phillips]

It's just walking, you know.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, okay. Well, why don't you put the mic, why don't you put the mic on the floor? Let's see if we can pick it up. Hell yeah. Oh, shit. This is a first in Kill Tony history. Who better to be our first tap dancer than the styling?

[Martin Phillips]

It's that easy? It's that and easy to do.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Unbelievable.

[David Lucas]

So.

[Martin Phillips]

So book me, grand old Aubrey.

[Mark Norman]

If this isn't a make a wish, I don't know what is. This is a beautiful thing. It's like if somebody put a woody from Toy story in the microwave.

[Kid Rock]

If there's a cash fries, just fucking give it to him now.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Right?

[Brian Redban]

Oh, I love it.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Martin, you're enjoying Nashville?

[Martin Phillips]

Yeah, yeah, it's cool. I just got here this afternoon.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

But Jesus, you got thrown right into the vortex, huh?

[Martin Phillips]

Yeah, I do. Jogged in, you know, and wear a little out with it. His whole outfit's also very hot. It's very uncomfortable, actually.

[Kid Rock]

I'll tell you what, you, you wear that outfit, you go right down the street here to Kid Rocks. I'll have them waitin for you. You go, you go in there, drinks are on me, and you crush as much pussy as you want tonight.

[Brian Redban]

Yeah. Let' Martin Phillips, the show has begun.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

There he goes. Make some noise for Martin Phillips, everybody. He's got us started here tonight and it has begun. Martin Phillips. You'll see him at Kid Rock's bar getting trashed tonight. If you're wondering what he's like when he's trashed, he walks exactly the same. There's no way to know. Hello, everyone. You know, sometimes life throws a little roast your way. Maybe it's a Google review that has you looking like a villain, a mug shot you wish never happened, or a negative article that's haunting you like an ex at a party. That's where net reputation comes in. They specialize in cleaning up your online messes so you can focus on what really matters. Roasting, joking, and, you know, just having fun. So if your Google search results look like a dumpster fire, let Net reputation put out the flames. Whether it's a negative review or an embarrassing article, they'll help you bury that stuff faster than I can bury a heckler. Visit netreputation.com where they'll make sure the only thing that shows up when people search your name is that you're a genius. Not that one time you tried to sing at karaoke. Net reputation. Check it out. Right now. Uh. Oh, there she is. Ladies and gentlemen, we spared no expense for Nashville, Tennessee. That is indeed Heidi live in the flesh. And the great Valerie, everybody. The real deal. All right, it is time for your first true bucket pull of the night. Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna meet somebody here in an arena for the first time in Nashville history on Kiltoni. And the first bucket pull tonight goes by the name of Patrick Callahan. Here we go. The heartbeat of the show, the bucket. And it starts with Patrick Callahan.

[Patrick Callahan]

Hey, what's up, guys?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow. Wow.

[Patrick Callahan]

All right, let's get this out of the way. I don't know if you guys can tell, but I am a man. I know you thought I was a lunch lady, but, yeah, I am a man. But I get called ma' am a lot. I'll go to the drive through, I'll order my food, and they'll be like, okay, can I get anything else for you, ma'?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Am?

[Patrick Callahan]

I always panic a little bit. I'm like, no, no. Then I get up to the window, they're looking at me all confused. They're like, I thought you were a lady. I'm like, yeah, she's in the trunk. I got here to Nashville yesterday, and I smoked some weed. Hell, yeah. And I had the best meal of my entire life. You guys ever tried bread? You ever toasted it? All right, guys. That's me.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

That's it. All right. I'm Patrick. All right, Patrick Callahan. Here you are.

[Brian Redban]

Well done.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

This is it. You're in it. A big house in the big house.

[Patrick Callahan]

Hi, mom.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell, yeah.

[Patrick Callahan]

What's up, buddy?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Does your mom look exactly like you?

[Patrick Callahan]

She does.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

It's kind of.

[Patrick Callahan]

People get us confused.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What exactly is your. What do you eat to be shaped like that? Exactly. It's a very specific shape. Your arm. You have the arms of a normal sized man. You have the kind of head and neck of a normal sized guy. And even the chest, I dare say, is normal size. And then all of a sudden, it gets crazy. Are you preggers?

[Patrick Callahan]

Like, what is. This is what happens when you lose, like, £100 twice and then gain it back twice.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

How do you. When you. Oh, a lot of people In Nashville, cheer for losing and regaining weight.

[Patrick Callahan]

Hey, that's.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I guess that's a pastime here. This is incredible. Oh, my goodness.

[Patrick Callahan]

What's up?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

This is incredible. So how did you lose the weight? Let's start with gain the weight. Your mom's cooking.

[Mark Norman]

It wasn't eating pussy.

[Matt Adkins]

Hey,

[Patrick Callahan]

it's when your parents always tell you to finish the plate. You know, clean plate, cup that. Don't do that. All right.

[Mark Norman]

You're not supposed to eat the plate, too.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I know, I know.

[Patrick Callahan]

Yeah, that's true.

[Kid Rock]

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You do. You look like kid Rocky Road. This is incredible.

[Patrick Callahan]

Yeah, I get melted ice cream.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Pretty fun.

[Patrick Callahan]

Thanks.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Redban.

[Mark Norman]

We got red band and lap band.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Red ban and bread pan.

[Patrick Callahan]

That's me.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I love it. How long you been doing stand up, Patrick?

[Patrick Callahan]

Almost two years.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Almost two years. All of it here in Nashville? In Dayton. Dayton?

[Patrick Callahan]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow. You seem like you haven't been dating anybody your whole life.

[Patrick Callahan]

I have a lady. Okay.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You do?

[Patrick Callahan]

She's in the basement.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, okay. I'm guessing that's where the kitchen is.

[Mark Norman]

I think her name is Wendy.

[Ryan Adams]

True.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I love it. I love it. You guys live together?

[David Lucas]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What's your house? Is it a White Castle?

[Patrick Callahan]

Yeah, it's close to one, you know. Yeah. You got Skyline around?

[Mark Norman]

You know?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I love it. What do you do for work?

[Patrick Callahan]

I fix ice machines.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

[Patrick Callahan]

Swear.

[Brian Redban]

Pretty.

[Patrick Callahan]

Pretty cool, right? All right.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Amazing. Wow. How long you been doing that for? 10 years. 10 years fixing ice machines. It's sad.

[Patrick Callahan]

Yeah, I know. That's all right.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Goodness. Wow. What do you do for fun?

[Patrick Callahan]

Comedy. I don't know. I make a lot of. I produce, like, podcasts and stuff. Trying to be red band, you know.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow. You really set your standards very high. Amazing. So you fart sometimes, Is that what you're saying?

[Patrick Callahan]

Sometimes, yeah. I have a cool soundboard.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Incredible. Do you have any special skills or talents that would surprise us? We just found out Martin Phillips can kind of tap dance.

[Patrick Callahan]

I can whistle like a train. That's kind of cool.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, let's hear that.

[Ryan Adams]

All right.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Terrible. All right. Fuck me. Fuck me. Bye now. Wow. People hated your train whistle.

[Patrick Callahan]

They should.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

It's autism, you know, Sounded a lot like a ufo.

[Patrick Callahan]

Something.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah.

[Mark Norman]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Amazing, Patrick. Amazing. Well, congratulations. You did get pulled out of the bucket. What do you guys think, big or little? How many you think big? How many of you think little? How many you like it when comedians do good on the show? How many you like it when comedians do Bad on the show. Oh, you are evil. Let's go. Medium for you, huh? There you go. It's his first time. Oh, no. It's his first time ever. Ever getting a medium. Oh, do we got a replay of that? Oh, we have the direction direct. We have the great Anthony Giordano in the director's truck telling me that we have a replay. We love replaying when people don't catch the books. Oh, there it is, right off his hands. Let's see it there. Play a little. Give me a little goofy horn on this. Here it comes. The moment of a lifetime in an arena. Oh, my goodness gracious. Wow, look at that. If, if only it was that hard to catch diabetes. Ladies and gentlemen, your next bucket poll goes by the name of A.J. jackson. Straight back to the bucket we go. We want to see what the hell Nashville has to offer tonight.

[Brian Redban]

Oh, shit. AJ Jackson brought a human with him. Yeah, he did.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Make some noise one more time for A.J. jackson accent.

[Brian Redban]

So I got high as hell the

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

other day and started watching Forest Gump

[Brian Redban]

and I realized why that movie is so timeless. Cuz women are and men are. Huh?

[Martin Phillips]

Ay, chill out, buddy.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

All right, so I'm a 90s baby.

[Brian Redban]

I'm a big fan of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I think the Power Rangers. Badass, huh? Y' all know what else is badass? Abortion. Hell yeah. I think the. I think abortion clinics are still in the Power Rangers thunder, right? Ozzie, get over here. Ozzy, come here. Because abortion clinics, they'll be like, dude, the patient will get out on the desk and they'll be like, you ready? You ready? And the abortion doctors will go, it's aborting time. Coat hanger saver. Power up. Baby blaster. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Go. Go kill some babies.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

All right, we're gonna. We're. We're gonna stop you right there. Holy.

[Kid Rock]

You realize we are in the Bible belt.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah.

[Brian Redban]

Hey, the up thing is I am Catholic.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Sorry, Father.

[Mark Norman]

All right, I get why you brought the dog. Now you're gonna need emotional support after that set.

[Brian Redban]

Sure thing.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay, aj, let's just talk about it here. First of all, this is the first time in this show's history where the dog did a better job than the comedian. We love the dog. I see why he was trying to get away from you the entire set. That absolutely embarrassing. Yes, sir. How long have you been doing stand up comedy?

[Brian Redban]

A little less than a year.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Little less than a year. And you came out 2025 in an arena with Forrest Gump and Power Rangers references. Those are two of my favorite things. Yes sir. Yes sir. Still two of your favorite things. 30 years, that's called autism. Are you just call yourself autistic? Are you really self diagnosed? I don't know if you've seen our autistic. Autistic people on Kill Tony. They're autistic as.

[Brian Redban]

Yeah, I'm more adhd.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Attention deficit horny disorder every time.

[Brian Redban]

Most people are like squirrel.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I'm like, seems like you got a lot of excuses for being just a boring normal dude. I'm autistic. I'm add. Look at my dog. I got nothing. Power Rangers, have you been diagnosed by a doctor with any of these things?

[Kid Rock]

Not doctored.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Right? Doctored. Right. Just ex girlfriends.

[Brian Redban]

Not too many of those either, Towny.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I bet a kid. Rock.

[Kid Rock]

Power Rangers, Forrest Gump. I mean, save some for the rest of us.

[Brian Redban]

Hell yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Aj, what do you do for work?

[Brian Redban]

So I. I'm kind of unemployed, if you couldn't tell.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay, guys, save your booze. Save your booze until I ask for them. It's psychotic to just constantly boo.

[Brian Redban]

No, I did. I just moved to Nashville about a month ago.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

From where?

[Brian Redban]

Tulsa, Oklahoma.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay, I. I really can't help you. I'm trying to get them to not boo you. Every single thing you say is terrible to say.

[Brian Redban]

There's nothing good about Tulsa. I get it.

[Mark Norman]

I get it.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Do you like country music? That's. That's the wrong answer. This is incredible. I think if we would have planned this. If I'm like, okay, I'm gonna create a. That the crowd's just going to hate. That's literally why I asked that. I'm like, I'm just going to give them a fucking beach ball here. I don't really like country. I don't really like hot chicken. I don't like. I don't like rainy nights and temperate days.

[Brian Redban]

Can we at least get an applaud for the doll?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Don't. Fucking God. So creepy for you to literally spell it out like that. Yeah, you know, I was looking. So what's the deal with the dog? Is this just.

[Brian Redban]

He's a more.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

He's a support animal. He is completely not trained.

[Brian Redban]

He's just chilling. This is definitely not.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

He's adorable. We love him. Everybody loves him. We kind of want to save him from you. Yes, but he's not an emotional support animal.

[Brian Redban]

Yeah, he's just.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

He's just like his daddy, I guess.

[Brian Redban]

Ass.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow.

[Mark Norman]

I think. I think that's a bomb sniffing dog.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I wonder if he'll as long as

[Brian Redban]

there's peanut butter on there.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I wonder if he'll catch the little joke book, do you think? Can the dog, like, catch things, Aussies? Does it ever catch anything if he looks at you? Hey, if I hit the dog in the face with a joke book, I'm going to feel bad. Oh, Ozzy, look. Ozzy. Ozzy.

[Patrick Callahan]

Marshall.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Azzy. This dog. Azzy, look over here. Oh, my God, you. Have you ever taken this thing on a airplane before? Well, it's never an airplane. Never an airplane.

[Mark Norman]

Gotta be terrifying. There's 20,000 people here.

[Brian Redban]

Hey, Aussie luck.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Azy luck. That's not a post for the camera. This is the least trained dog I've ever seen in my entire life. I've seen. I've seen Costa Rican street dogs that are better trained than this thing. Hey, look at this.

[Mark Norman]

The bounty hunter was all right. Named.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

All right, you take it.

[Mitch Kralinger]

Ready?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Boom.

[Brian Redban]

Wow.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

He caught it.

[Brian Redban]

I did one thing right.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh,

[Mark Norman]

the poor dog.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Aj, get the out of here. You don't get to fist bump Kid Rock after that. Okay, so let's have a quick chat real quick. Save the booze for when they really, really, really, really deserve them. Granted, AJ deserved it, but God damn. See sweet Heidi like a. Like a piece of ginger in between rotten sushi bites. Just cleanses the room like a sage princess. All right, you guys ready for bucket pool number three?

[Brian Redban]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay, but don't boo until the 60 seconds is up. Deal. There's some people booing me, saying, don't boo. It's pretty crazy, but. All right, here we go. Remember, if you boo the whole time, the rest of the world's gonna make fun of your city for being a shitty audience. And you don't want that little insider trading information, okay? You could boo if you want to. We get paid the same amount no matter how much you boo. Ladies and gentlemen, your third bucket poll goes by the name of Ryan Adam. Ryan Adam.

[Brian Redban]

Come on, we gotta get a good

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

bucket pull out of.

[Ryan Adams]

Has anybody here ever taken the Am I gay? Test on Facebook? If not, don't bother. It's 35 minutes of gay porn, and once you get to the end, there aren't even any questions. I checked twice. My grandpa, he used to babysit me, but now I babysit him. I took him to buy some groceries, and in the middle of the aisle he goes, $5 for a bag of Doritos. Back in my day, I could get my dick sucked for a dollar. I said, grandpa, you can't. You can't trick Me like that anymore.

[Brian Redban]

There we go.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Look at that. Look at that. An amazing Ryan Adam has arrived at the Kill Sony Universe.

[Ryan Adams]

Yes, sir.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I love it. You stayed in the pocket. There were 10 retards that still tried to boo during your setup at the top of the set. You plowed through it. You hit your punchlines. You killed it. You did it. Our first good bucket pull of the night. Ryan Adams. Incredible. Ryan, how long have you been doing standup?

[Ryan Adams]

I'm going on seven years. Years.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Seven years. Perfect. All of it here in Nashville.

[Ryan Adams]

I'm from Atlanta. I drove up here today.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I love it. Congratulations. That's my birthday. This is your birthday today? Birthday. Happy birthday, buddy. Yeah.

[Mark Norman]

How old are you today? I can't tell if you're 17 or 48.

[Ryan Adams]

I'm 30.

[Mark Norman]

Oh, that's 30.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah. Nice. Yeah. What do you do for work, Ryan?

[Ryan Adams]

I am a. I'm a restaurant manager full time in a. I work at a sex shop part time.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

Selling dildos.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah. Is there anything new hot off the market coming up in the sex shop? Any state of the art technology we should know about?

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah, we got one that's called the Showstopper.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Ooh, what's that? I mean, I have one in my ass right now, but tell the crowd what it is.

[Ryan Adams]

It's just like a giant, you know, dildo. And it has like a air suction control, little jackrabbit thing on it.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Air suction.

[Mark Norman]

Showstopper. That's what we used to call a rape whistle,

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Tony. I actually have this. Like, the whole thing sucks out, though. Like, it comes out of the shell too easily.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, it's like a little air pulse jackrabbit thing. We just got those on the shelves. They're like little. It kind of like vibrates, but it's just like it sucks and then it pushes air out real fast.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You really have one of these? Shut the up. What do you do with it? I. I used it once, but like I said. What did you use on your butt? No, no, no.

[Brian Redban]

It's a.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Are you talking about the suction? Never mind. He's not even paying attention.

[Mark Norman]

Red band. Appropriately wearing his predator shirt shirt in honor of Russell Brand.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell yeah. The number 17. Ish. Okay, very good. All right. Red band. He also looks like the goalie from the big green right now somehow. Okay, so, Ryan, Adam, let's talk about it. You're born and raised in Atlanta. Atlanta.

[Ryan Adams]

In Atlanta? Yeah. About like 30 minutes south, but pretty much Atlanta.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

And what do you do for fun? You got A girlfriend? A boyfriend? Are you really gay?

[Ryan Adams]

I'm not really gay, but I do have a fiance and she's great for fun. I like to ride my dirt bikes. Oh, that's about it. I like to go moto camping where I got into the woods with my dirt bike and set up a little camp and stay out there for a couple nights.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

And then comedy.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Fun fact.

[Ryan Adams]

Comedy.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Every bike's a dirt bike if you use the Showstopper right beforehand. The old muddy trails.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I love it. Ryan, before we get you out of here, tell us something crazy about your life or childhood or something that would surprise us about you.

[Ryan Adams]

My childhood? My dad was really big on meth whenever I was a kid.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Ah. Wow. A huge pop in Nashville for crystal meth, ladies and gentlemen.

[Ryan Adams]

Crystal meth.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You can't. You can't even make it up. The crowd goes wild for meth, of all things. Absolutely incredible. They. They booed almost everything all night. You mentioned meth win once the place goes nuts. Kid Rock.

[Kid Rock]

You said your dad was on meth?

[Ryan Adams]

He was big on meth.

[Kid Rock]

Probably had a couple Kid Rock CDs.

[Ari Mati]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Big on meth.

[Ryan Adams]

He was also a. A preacher too. A Baptist preacher.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow.

[David Lucas]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, my goodness. Incredible. He was breaking bread and breaking bad at the same time.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah, pretty much, yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Amazing. What does he do now?

[Ryan Adams]

He's in like the trucking industry. He kind of got past all that. Married a nice lady, a nice subdivision manager somewhere.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I love it. That's making it 30 minutes south of Atlanta. What does your fiance do?

[Ryan Adams]

She's a bartender. Shout out, Ali. Love you, baby.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow, look at that.

[Mark Norman]

Is she here?

[Ryan Adams]

No, she had to work.

[Mark Norman]

Oh, she's dead.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah. Well, she's going to love to see how good you did here tonight in an arena in Nashville, Tennessee. We have custom made Nashville joke books by the great bonsai. Who's in attendance live in the flesh, right here. There you go, my friend Ryan, Adam, your first killer of the night, other than Martin Phillips, of course. And now it is time for one of the regulars of the show, your first regular of the night. An absolute sensation once in a generation. Talent that we watch, write and perform a new minute every single week. Nashville. I present to you the Nashville arena debut of Cam Patterson.

[Ari Mati]

Hell yeah.

[Cam Patterson]

Thank you.

[Brian Redban]

Hell yeah.

[Cam Patterson]

Thank you.

[Chris Dunn]

That's all. I. I just realized something about myself I don't like. I don't like phone sex. I was having phone sex with my girlfriend. We was on FaceTime and she was playing with herself and I'll Be eating my meat. And then she was like, can I use a toy? And I was like, yeah, no problem. You can use a toy. And then she pulled out an 11 inch green dildo, and I was flabbergasted. Really, dog, Understand something. I said a toy, not hoax dick, you dirty hoe. It's clobbering time, dumb ass. That's crazy. And, like, I don't listen. I'm fine with my girlfriend having, like, toys to use, play pleasure herself and shit, but it has to be the same size as my dick, no bigger. And I. I've been to her house a million times. I've never seen a green dildo there ever. Dawg. Where has she been hiding this bitch from?

[Kid Rock]

Me.

[Chris Dunn]

I really. I want to go there and cut it in half and have two of my dicks so she can use it when she need.

[Brian Redban]

Like that pissed me off.

[Chris Dunn]

Cause understand something. That's like me going, you know what? Can I use a toy? And I just pull out a fat white bitch.

[Brian Redban]

It's clobbering time. All right.

[Chris Dunn]

I make everybody say, y' all.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hilarious.

[Chris Dunn]

Hey, Tony, wait. I got something.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris Dunn]

You know how I failed the last time?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What?

[Brian Redban]

A drink with you. Drink it. Oh, you dirty.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh. What did you just do?

[Brian Redban]

Mark you up my whole trip. Oh, sorry.

[Mark Norman]

I thought it was vodka.

[Brian Redban]

No, it's water. That's water.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, can we get Cam another cup of water? You.

[Chris Dunn]

Are you all good?

[Mark Norman]

Oh, but we'll give you another water there.

[Brian Redban]

God damn it. That went for you.

[Chris Dunn]

What the.

[Brian Redban]

I'm sorry.

[Mark Norman]

Right?

[Chris Dunn]

This all good, man.

[Mark Norman]

I thought you were my slave.

[Brian Redban]

Whoa. The going on here.

[Chris Dunn]

There too many crackers to say that right now, man.

[Brian Redban]

All.

[Mark Norman]

All right.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I mean, in. In his defense, we've never seen you dress quite so slavy before.

[Brian Redban]

Listen, wait a minute.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

This is a whole new look.

[Brian Redban]

You wait a minute.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You came out with OJ's glove on your head.

[Brian Redban]

Bacon soda.

[Mark Norman]

Yes. We got Kinrock and Crack Rock Dark.

[Chris Dunn]

This was a terrible idea. I spilled something on my shirt backstage. And then, like, this. My head, my. I got to cut my hair down. My hair don't look good right now.

[Brian Redban]

Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Damn, this not going to work at all. Wow. You look like a

[Mark Norman]

blacker. Every time I see it. You look if a box at Newports was a person.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

This magic trick brought to you by Hennessy.

[Mark Norman]

Sorry about that.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

We got Hennessy in Tennessee. What the hell are you about to do? There is no winning this. You're about to just spill a bunch of water on a stage. Okay.

[Brian Redban]

Okay.

[Joanna Dixon]

Before.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay, good.

[Brian Redban]

I did it.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

That is in.

[Maniac]

Yeah.

[Brian Redban]

Science guy.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Bill.

[Brian Redban]

Bill. Not a science guy. Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah.

[Chris Dunn]

I'm happy.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Absolutely.

[Chris Dunn]

I'm so happy.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

That word.

[Brian Redban]

I'm putting this.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow. Yeah. That is incredible. You're a crazy. That's a. You are like a real magician, Cam.

[Chris Dunn]

I'm a magic man. You know what I'm saying?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah.

[Brian Redban]

Yeah.

[Chris Dunn]

Magic dog.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I always thought you were more of a David Copper House, not a David Copper Field, if you know what I mean.

[Chris Dunn]

That it flew over their heads. But I got what you.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

It's a lot of math. But when It'll hit you on your drive back to Atlanta or whatever. It's close as I could get to saying the. The N word. Okay, forget it. Anyway. Absolutely incredible, Cam. Your magic.

[Maniac]

Magic.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

The jokes. Mark. Norman, what do you think about this guy?

[Mark Norman]

That was fun. I didn't. I didn't see. You're a prop guy.

[Chris Dunn]

Yeah.

[Ryan Sharp]

I know magic.

[Mark Norman]

Black people love science and hate their kids, but that was really something, I gotta say. Well done.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

That is amazing. He's been on this magic kick. I saw him backstage. He made a whole rotisserie chicken disappear.

[Brian Redban]

Whip it through the glass.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris Dunn]

I didn't realize my face was up there.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah. It's cool, right? We have state of the art technology. Oh, what the. It's actually a mug shot that we got. We took it off of Kid Rock. This is your first time seeing the great Cam Patterson?

[Chris Dunn]

He's so confused right now. Like, who is this?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

He's got a lot of energy, this little guy.

[Maniac]

Energy.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

He looks like he's on the kitchen, this little guy. That is one way of putting it. That is one way of putting it. This the best ever, man. Absolutely. How do you like Nashville?

[Chris Dunn]

So I like Nashville. Nashville, nice. I don't like all the. The bridal showers. That's gay.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

The what?

[Chris Dunn]

The bridal showers and. Oh, yeah, I don't like all that.

[Mark Norman]

The bachelorette.

[Chris Dunn]

Nashville.

[Brian Redban]

Cool, though.

[Chris Dunn]

I f. In Nashville. Nashville, nice.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah.

[Chris Dunn]

Nashville is like white Atlanta. That's what it is. Really?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yep.

[Chris Dunn]

Yeah, it's white Atlanta.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

It is. Yeah, it is. A lot of these bridal showers give second and third wedding vibes. I don't know if you're feeling the same thing. Feels like very few first weddings happen.

[Cam Patterson]

Yeah.

[Matt Adkins]

It's nice, though.

[Chris Dunn]

White as. That's a big lady.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell, yeah. Oh. Oh, my God.

[Chris Dunn]

Big lady.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You guys know how to spot him? Like Doppler radars over. He's like, big lady, big lady, big lady. Big lady. Oh, my goodness. Hell yeah. Look who's got the front row.

[Brian Redban]

Hell, yeah. These two have the best lady. Pretty sure that was a compliment.

[Chris Dunn]

Hell, yeah, I will her.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I would.

[Chris Dunn]

I would her.

[Mark Norman]

You only noticed her because you look like Kool Aid.

[Chris Dunn]

You going to hell, nigga. I sort of.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Those two people have the best three seats in the house. You chose the wrong show to come 30 minutes later.

[Chris Dunn]

It's a tomato. That's crazy. I love you, white lady.

[Ari Mati]

It's good.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell, yeah.

[Chris Dunn]

Hell, yeah. I love you, white.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell yeah. Hell, yeah. It's good. I love it. The first bucket pool. Put a wig on inside the front row. You gotta love it. Absolutely incredible. A tornado and a tomato. Hell yeah. Oh, my goodness, Cam, it's amazing. Amazing, that is. I can't believe you were able to get the punchline to your joke to show up to the front row.

[Mark Norman]

That's a Tennessee Titan.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

This guy's got. This guy's the one that gets in between those legs every night. Hell, yeah. Every night he. Every night he goes from Nashville to Rashville. Oh, this is Kill Tony Tyson.

[Kid Rock]

Gonna say, God bless you, soldier.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

We love it. You know what I'm gonna do? Here's a big joke book. Check this out. This is. This is for her.

[Joanna Dixon]

Oh.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh. It's over. It's over. Here, here's another one. Boom.

[Brian Redban]

Oh.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Got it. It's a good catch, Cam. Patterson, you did it again. You stud. Make some goddamn noise for the young star. 25 years old, a juggernaut, and you found him right here on Kill Tony. You guys ready for another bucket pull? Here we go. We're having fun here in the dirty south here in Nashville, Tennessee. Make some noise for your next comedian. This is without a doubt. His name is Chris Dunn, everybody. Here comes Chris Dunn.

[Brian Redban]

What's up, Bridgestone?

[Chris Dunn]

How we doing? I can't believe I'm gonna say this to an arena, but it's my wife's time of the month right now, Not her period. That's just what I call it when she covers 100% of our bill. It's pretty emasculating. I'm the one who can't fuck for a week. I thought moving in together would solve the problem, but our pay periods haven't synced up yet. Mine's late. Are you kidding me? Shut the fuck up.

[David Lucas]

Why?

[Brian Redban]

Boo.

[Chris Dunn]

Yeah, she's. She's four years younger than me. My what? Okay, never mind.

[Mark Norman]

All right.

[Brian Redban]

Wow.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I mean, let's just look at the science behind what just happened here. Just for people watching, Wondering how comedy works in a crowd like this. And for the perhaps, where are the bucket pools at? Where the comedians at over there? Yeah. Take note. You cannot leave pauses for laughter if there is no laughter. It's my wife's time of the month. I pay the bills. I'm no comedian. Yeah, clearly. Yeah.

[Kid Rock]

I'm just going to go out on a limb and guess that it might not be a good idea to tell your crowd to shut the up.

[Chris Dunn]

Sorry.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

No doubt about it. You kind of did everything wrong there, Chris.

[Chris Dunn]

Sorry about that.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah, apologies don't matter at this point. You're in the eye of the storm, my friend. How long you been doing stand up?

[Chris Dunn]

Under two years. Just under two years?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Under two years. Well, much like your last name, I do believe your career is done.

[Maniac]

Now.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What do you do for work?

[Chris Dunn]

It's not good. I. I'm an Uber delivery driver right now.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

How old are you?

[Chris Dunn]

34.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

34. And you're an Uber delivery driver? Mark Norman.

[Mark Norman]

Well, at least one of your deliveries is good.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

So how did life end up like this? How did you end up? 34, a white guy, Uber delivering. What happened?

[Chris Dunn]

I was in bands. I did okay. I kind of started over when I started doing Sando up. So I've started living shitty again fairly recently. I was all right for a minute.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You don't play music anymore?

[Uncle Laser]

Not.

[Chris Dunn]

Not professionally, no.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

But what, what, what did you do when you were doing it professionally? What instrument were you playing?

[Chris Dunn]

Drums.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What type of band were you in?

[Chris Dunn]

Mostly like rock, punk rock type bands.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

But you decided to not do it

[Chris Dunn]

anymore, didn't like it, always wanted to do comedy and started doing comedy?

[Mitch Kralinger]

Comedy.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Do you think you're better at drums than you are comedy right now?

[Chris Dunn]

Yeah.

[Brian Redban]

You guys think we should have a Mexican drum off right now? Well, well, well.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Let me explain how this works to the great Kid Rock. We have a tradition on this show where if it just so happens to be that a comedian knows how to play the drums, well, then they get a 20 to 30 second drum solo and compete with the house drummer. And they go solo versus solo. And at the end of the Mexican drum off, the crowd decides who they like more. If Chris Dunn wins, the rules are are that he becomes the new drummer for Kil Tony and has to move to Austin, Texas and literally be the drummer every week. I can already tell the crowd hates this idea. They love Michael Gonzalez. But let's see what's going to happen. Ladies and gentlemen, going first, this is Chris Dunn. All right, he lost a stick there at one Point doesn't get much more embarrassing than that. Unless you count the set that he had earlier. All right, we got a little replay of him losing his stick. Let's see that real quick, Anthony. Let's see it. Absolutely embarrassing. Everything's going okay. And then God. Oh, and it hits him in the head. Jesus. We didn't even notice that the first time. Let's see it again. See the replay up there. It's unbelievable. I mean, even God himself is like, nope. Look at that. All right, here to defend his throne. Undefeated all time in Mexican drum offs.

[Brian Redban]

This is the legend himself, the one true Mexican king, Michael Gonzalez. Wow.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow. Oh, boy. I mean, what can I say? There was Kid Rock noticed your Bell Bib Devo homage in there. How many of you have Chris done winning the Mexican drama? How many of you have Michael Gonzalez winning? Wow. Wow, wow. Well, I wish there was an even smaller joke book I could give you. Chris. This is a stunning, stunning performance. Congratulations. It could have gone anyway, but it went terrible for you, Chris. That's the heart. That's the nature of the beast. The thumping heart of Kill Tony. And you are a prime example of. Fuck. There he goes. Chris Dunn, everybody.

[Mark Norman]

And Dunn.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

And you hear that music, music. You know that the Mexican has retained victory yet again.

[Brian Redban]

Oh, my God. Wait a second, wait a second. That's feminist Stacy. Oh, my God.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wait a second. We know this lady from the first few hundred episodes of the show. Fellow feminist Stacy, one of the famous old band members, a feminist out of Los Angeles, California. How did you become one of the bucket pole girls? Feministic Kid Rock, meet clit rock. Oh, God. Oh, no. And yes, it's at least five inches. Oh, my God. I cannot even imagine what that pussy looks like. Your beard is unkempt, Feminist Stacy.

[Brian Redban]

I'm not taking my sister estrogen pills at the moment.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, Jesus. You are extra angry tonight. Look at you, you savage beast. It's amazing all the booze that we've gotten tonight. The place is completely quiet for a feminist in fucking Nashville. Feminist Stacy, what are you up to? Oh, well, I've been in Austin trying to support women's rights to choose, so more Kiltoni regulars aren't born. Oh, my God. Why do you make these faces?

[Brian Redban]

Oh, no, don't do that.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Feminist Stacy.

[Brian Redban]

Oh, no. Oh, God.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, disgusting. Mark Norman. I'm gonna queep on you next. No, don't do it, Stacy. I'll do it. I'll do it. No, don't do it.

[Mark Norman]

Anyone else?

[Cam Patterson]

Hard

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Feminist Stacy looks a lot like Jeremiah Watkins. The former band leader of the show out of Los Angeles, Californ. Many global tours under his belt, now doing, of course, all of his own shows. Working with Dr. Phil. Working with the goddamn comedy jam. Working with fucking stand up on the spot. Stand up on the spot? Really? He's part of every fucking comedy show in the world. And it's good to see your face. Bucket pole. Number five will indeed be next. How about one more time for feminist Stacy with a little I love you, Nashville?

[Brian Redban]

Go.

[Mark Norman]

Yikes.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

A little blast from the past of kill Tony. All right, your next bucket bowl makes some noise. Oh, Jesus Christ. Can't we all do this at once? All right, here they are. We're keeping it moving. Thank you, ladies. How about one more time for Heidi and Val Godamn? I mean, Heidi's ass is unbelievably ridiculous. Ridiculous. Usually I can keep it professional and not audibly say that, but how about one more time for Heidi's ass, everyone?

[Brian Redban]

You could tell America is back

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

by the sweet cakes of Heidi's ass. All right, your next bucket poll goes by the name of Mitch Kralinger. Everyone, 60 seconds uninterrupted for Mitch cralinger.

[Mitch Kralinger]

As someone who works in the field of marine biology, sometimes people ask me about sea level rise because that's a scary thing you hear about. And I have to say, I'm not really all that worried about our ocean levels, like, rising up, because for me,

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I just see that as job growth,

[Mitch Kralinger]

you know, like, I'm just getting more to explore. My career is growing at an alarming rate of a quarter inch a year. Which, to put that into perspective, that's the same rate that my hair is falling out. So if you see me in, like, a year from now, now you can look at the top of my head and then decide if you still really want to invest in that oceanfront property. One of my favorite facts about sea turtles is that they're.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

One of my favorite facts about sea

[Mitch Kralinger]

turtles is that their sex is determined by the temperature of their nest. So if the sand is really warm, then they develop as females, and if the sand is cold, they develop as males. Because even in the world of sea turtles, males and females cannot agree on what type.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Did I go over time? No.

[Brian Redban]

Even in the world of sea turtles,

[Mitch Kralinger]

males and females cannot agree on what

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

temperature the thermostat should be set to.

[Mitch Kralinger]

All right.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Jesus Christ, dork. A very oceanic set. What's your question? Exactly. Exactly. I'm curious.

[Brian Redban]

What's that?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You're. You didn't go over Your time. You just talked about dorky ocean. That's what I was worried. I got the.

[Mark Norman]

Are you a comic or a substitute teacher?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Exactly. That was odd. How long you been doing stand up?

[Mitch Kralinger]

About a year and a half.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

A year and a half Is all of your material that you've written ocean stuff? What the.

[Mitch Kralinger]

Like 60% of it.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Why? Why? Because it's what I do.

[Mitch Kralinger]

I'm passionate about the sea, you know.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What exactly about the sea are you passionate about?

[Matt Adkins]

I don't.

[Mitch Kralinger]

It's what I do for a living.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What do you do for a living?

[Mitch Kralinger]

So I'm an aquarist. So I'm in a department called Aquatic Sustainability.

[Mark Norman]

Oh, boy.

[David Lucas]

Yeah.

[Brian Redban]

Wow. I'm not.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I'm not a Greta Thornburg.

[Mitch Kralinger]

It's not what I.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Don't worry, I'm.

[Mark Norman]

Ocean life is the only time you're around something wet.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

So what exactly is your job at the aquarium or whatever?

[Mitch Kralinger]

So aquatic sustainability, it's basically trying to make, like, a lot of facilities, like, more aquatically sustainable for the environment. Like oceans, like aquariums and things like that.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

So I'm. They hate the ocean.

[Chris Dunn]

Ocean.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I mean. Yeah. Nobody really gives a. It's giant bodies of water and nothing seems to really be changing drastically.

[Mark Norman]

Tennessee is landlocked.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah, I know. I used to live in Tennessee. I used to live in tennis. Where do you live now?

[Mitch Kralinger]

I live in Atlanta.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay. All right.

[Kid Rock]

There we go.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay. What's a redeeming, exciting quality about you? Is there anything that is. Isn't aquarium related? Because much like an aquarium, you are tanking right now.

[Ryan Adams]

I know.

[Mitch Kralinger]

Like, any fun facts? I can wiggle my ears individually.

[Kid Rock]

Whoa.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

That's actually crazy. I've never heard of such a thing. Look right out there at that red light on that camera and do one ear at a time. Let's see what we got here. Kid Rock. Oh, wait. You could do it.

[Brian Redban]

It.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, my God. Wait, Kid Rock can do it.

[Ari Mati]

Holy.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Kid Rock has 145 more talents than you. That's incredible. Kid Rock, international superstar for three plus decades is like, I got that too.

[Kid Rock]

My ear wiggling, I'm going to take for the fifth consecutive year White Boy of the year once I.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Again. Hell yeah. Wow. Mitch Kinger. And so you thought that some of that aquatic material was just going to crush this arena tonight?

[William Montgomery]

No.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay. So you kind of were planning on doing bad.

[Mitch Kralinger]

Well, you know, just chances of getting on her, you know.

[Brian Redban]

So I was like, well, you know,

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I got my marine. Let me ask you this. First off, you're here right now you're still here. You're still in it. Are you glad you signed up? Yes. Okay. Well, at least you have a good attitude. Ladies and gentlemen, Mitch Kralinger, everybody. We are running out of little, tiny joke books fast. Bonsai nowhere to be found. I think he might be in the back sewing some up right now. This is unprecedented, the amount of little joke books that are going to be out. We get to take a break from bucket pools for just a moment. And this is a very special moment, ladies and gentlemen, because this spot was given out to this person many, many months ago. Because it was decided as soon as we knew we were doing the Bridgestone arena in Nashville, that this specific all time great golden ticket winner deserves. Deserved a spot. Here she is, from Nashville, Tennessee, one of the all time great golden ticket winners. Her first time here at Bridgestone Arena.

[Brian Redban]

Make some noise for the great and powerful Fiona Colley.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wait a second.

[Brian Redban]

She looks better than ever. That's Heidi O. One more time for Fiona calling.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell, yeah.

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

So I did recently get engaged. I really use the hell out of my. Make a wish. I'm marrying John Cena. Oh, my God. No, my fiance, he is, like, a good bit older than me. And the only, like. Okay. The only real difference I've noticed there is when I give him roadhead. I guess all head I give is kind of roadhead. When I give him roadhead, though, he will turn his hazards on, Like, what the. Safety first. Yeah. Thank y' all so much,

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Fiona Cauley. Let's check in with Mark Norman first.

[Mark Norman]

Well, I gotta say, you suck dick. You're in a wheelchair. You're like Stephen Hawk. Tua

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

boom. Holy shit. That is without a doubt your Doritos joke of the night, ladies and gentlemen. Wow. Fiat Fiona. How amazing is this? You're here in your hometown, down the street from your home club. You have some family in attendance. I do believe. You look fantastic.

[Brian Redban]

Thank you.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Life is perfect.

[Kid Rock]

Kid Rock, born and raised Nashville.

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

Born and raised. Yeah.

[Kid Rock]

And you know, we call that here. She's a unicorn, right?

[Brian Redban]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

God damn. Damn right. Kid Rock, meet Kid Roll. If you guys were in a band, that would be the name. Rock and Roll. Oh, yeah.

[Kid Rock]

Rock and roadhead.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

How exciting that you're officially engaged.

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

I know.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

It's amazing.

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

Anyone can do it.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Amazing. Amazing. Is your. Is your father gonna roll you down the aisle?

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

No, I think I'm just gonna, like, army crawl or something.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

The best. This is one of those moments. Moments that can only happen on this fucking show. Just magical dialogue and he's older, right?

[Mark Norman]

So you'll both be in a motorized scooter soon.

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

Yeah, I'm excited to teach him how to use it, you know?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell yeah, I love it. Seriously though, is your father in your life? Is that how that works? Does he kind of like. Is he just gonna like hold your joystick and push it slightly forward and walk alongside of you? How does this work exactly?

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

No, my mom will walk. Walk me down the.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah. Aisle. Okay. Perfect.

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Well, we have good news for you. We are here at Bridgestone arena and the great people at Bridgestone have donated a new set of tires. It is incredible. So you can go through any type of weather. Ice. If the snow tries to stop you, you will plow right through. Is incredible.

[Mark Norman]

Is your dad not around?

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

He's somewhere.

[Mark Norman]

Oh, geez. He really missed out on some parking.

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

It's a really good point.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

And when did. When did your dad. Was he ever part of your life?

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

He was. Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

And then when you got sick with this debilitating disease, he hit the road.

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

Yeah, kind of.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Really? Oh, geez. I was kidding.

[Mark Norman]

Oh, my God.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Every once in a while I ask a question. You just find. Know the sad truth all together.

[Brian Redban]

No. E.

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

E.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You know, why don't you. I bet he ends up watching this. Why don't you look at that camera and talk? Tell your dad exactly how you.

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

I'm okay.

[Uncle Laser]

Him?

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

Yeah, yeah, he's somewhere. I heard recently. He said I stopped speaking to him cause I got famous, but.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Ooh, I like that. Good for you.

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

Spicy. Let's change the narrative.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah, I like that storyline. Goddamn right. He didn't walk out on you. You rolled out on him.

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

Yeah, no, I army grilled away from him.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Fiona, you are an absolute fucking icon. You are. I mean, in this little Kill Tony universe, you might be one of the most beloved people. And tonight you came out fucking guns ablazing and absolutely crushed it. I've been so looking forward to this for you and it's awesome. You did it. The American dream. How loud can this place get for the great beat, huh?

[Mark Norman]

Hot wheels.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

All right.

[Mark Norman]

I mean, that standing ovation was a little offensive.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

All right. I do believe we have a bucket pool in the back. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a one word name. Make some noise for Maniac, ladies and gentlemen, Maniac. It's a one word name. This should be interesting. All right, actually, this is Matt Adkins. They weren't able to. To find Maniac, I guess, and they handed me the piece of paper. So. This is Matt Adkins. One more time for Matt Adkins.

[Matt Adkins]

Yeah. So I've been doing comedy for about a year and a half, give or take. And, you know, people, they ask you, how do you come up with jokes? What's your writing process? Sorry, I'm out of breath.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

But.

[Matt Adkins]

And I tell them, well, it's pretty simple, man. It's a lot like my ex, you know, After a few drinks, they really start hitting me, you know? You know, I'm built kind of like Bugs Bunny, but, you know, I eat more than carrots. I eat ass, too.

[Brian Redban]

Yeah, you eat ass?

[Matt Adkins]

Hell, yeah. I also kind of look like Jesus if he sold Fentanyl, you know? Yeah. I don't get it. Like, he's kind of gaslighting us, talking about, oh, I came back from the

[Mark Norman]

dead and Three days.

[Brian Redban]

Whatever, dude.

[Matt Adkins]

We do that nowadays.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

No problem.

[Matt Adkins]

We got Narcan, dude. It's the big deal. He needs to come back down here and see things have changed a little bit. That's it, I guess.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Matt Adkins, welcome to the show. Matt.

[Matt Adkins]

Thank you so much, Tony.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

How long you been doing stand up?

[Matt Adkins]

A year and a half, give or take.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Where at all here in Nashville?

[Matt Adkins]

I go to Nashville. I go to Huntsville. I started in Venue 220 in Pulaski where the KKK was founded.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, wow. Very exciting. Kid Rock is. Kid Rock is hard as a rock right now. What do you do for work?

[Matt Adkins]

Well, I'm a painter. I paint. Not, like artistry, but, like, houses and stuff. Oh, commercial.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Whatever.

[Matt Adkins]

Whatever you got.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay. Absolutely. What do you do for fun? You look like you have some interesting habits.

[Matt Adkins]

I mean, I kind of like to do a lot, man. I'm a skateboarder. Fucking. I'll go hiking. I'll fish.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell, yeah.

[Matt Adkins]

I'm like an ATV as a person, you know? All over the place.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay. I love it. How about drugs? You look like you've done every drug except for a daily multivitamin.

[Matt Adkins]

Let's see. Acid mushrooms. One time in Indiana, I did a Suboxone. I almost fucking died.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Tell us about that.

[Matt Adkins]

Yeah, so I was like, me and the homies. I won a contest at Hardee's. I worked at Hardee's. And, yeah, one of the people there was like, dude, sign up. You might fucking get on. I was like, I ain't no way. But here. You know what? If I do, I'll take you with me. I got on and then we was at the hotel, and he's like, man, we need some weed. And I was like, dude, I'll find us some weed. Watch a Dude come walking out and the way he walked out, he had. Had that I'm a dealer walk. And I was like, he's got it. So I went over there and he's like, man, I can't get you no weed because my dude's out of town. But I got these Suboxone strips and I don't know.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What did it make you feel like?

[Matt Adkins]

For about 10 minutes, I felt really good. I was wrapping Tech9 in the trunk and Hell yeah, and a few other things. I was hanging out with this dog named Chico at the hotel. And then.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Was the dog real?

[Matt Adkins]

Yeah, the dog was real.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay.

[Matt Adkins]

Some old lady's dog. And then, I don't know, we went to Wendy's and I think that's where it went downhill. I got a frosty and that made me throw up.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

And that's actually happened to Red Band. He just overdosed on the Wendy's one day. Oh, got a little blood sugar attack, didn't you, big boy? Come on, come on. I love it. Tell us. Tell us the craziest thing about your life that other than your near overdose, that you would find interesting.

[Matt Adkins]

I got my hair ripped out by a drill, which was. I thought it was my shirt too. I didn't even know. And my headphones, but shit, I don't know. I got struck by lightning kinda, I guess.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, some. You got struck by lightning?

[Matt Adkins]

Yeah, well, it hit the house and I was hanging onto the back. When refrigerators and freezers were stuck separate. I was hanging on in my Spider man costume. And that's when I found out don't. With Electro, you know, I swear to God, I was in a Spider man costume and it hit the house.

[Ryan Adams]

I was like.

[Matt Adkins]

And I. I swear to God, I flew from here to probably that stair set right there. Dude, up against the wall. I never felt nothing like that. No power like that before was crazy.

[Patrick Callahan]

Did.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Did it change you? Did you notice a difference? Did they give you any special power hours or anything?

[Matt Adkins]

I feel like I could move quicker after that.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Can we see how fast you can. Can you put the mic in the mic stand and show us some of the quick movements that you can do? Yeah. Look out, LeBron.

[Mark Norman]

Wow. Dude, you gotta start a cult.

[Matt Adkins]

Oh, dude, I've been told that I could be a cult leader. Actually, I'm not even playing.

[Mark Norman]

Oh yeah, I can see.

[Matt Adkins]

That's the third person now within a week that's told me that.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Just thinking about. With the thought of like, can I

[Matt Adkins]

get a fist bump from.

[Mark Norman]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt Adkins]

Hell yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah, bro.

[Mark Norman]

You're like Charles Manson but without all the ladies, right? Yeah, and he killed.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

All right, Matt Atkins, I like your style. Here's a big Nashville joke book, my friend. Lightning does strike twice. Another drop. Joke book by Matt Adkins. All right, we finally wrangled a one word name all the way from section 104. Roby, seat 12. We thought we had. What was that mark? You throwing plates over there?

[Mark Norman]

Trying to get it to the crowd, but the wind caught it.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for the long awaited Maniac. Ladies and gentlemen, the Kiltoni debut of Maniac.

[Maniac]

Fun fact, I'm not racist. In fact, my ex wife is black. We were married for eight years, three kids together. And just because I hate that bitch doesn't mean I hate all black people. It's case by case. Another fun fact.

[Brian Redban]

I used to fuck my couch.

[Maniac]

Oh, yeah? When I was a kid, I'd fucked the shit out of that couch. The problem is I trained on this, this couch and the cushions go straight up and down just like this. And that's how I trained. I'd lay on top and punch straight down. So when I got my first piece of pussy, my angles were off. Pussy's more of an upshot, right? So I had this poor girl laying on the bed and I'm just laying on top of her and I'm just stabbing straight down and just fucking the shit out of the crease between her thighs.

[Brian Redban]

And I'm just giving it to her

[Maniac]

it for like 30 seconds. And then she stops me and she says, hey, guy, it's not even in. And I had already finished.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow. Maniac. Holy. Look at the energy on this guy. Incredible. Mark. Norman, what do you think?

[Mark Norman]

Was the couch still at the Raymore and Flanagan when you it, Norman, was it?

[Maniac]

Every time, baby, every time.

[Mark Norman]

Wow. Was it a black couch?

[Maniac]

Yes, absolutely. Leather. You know the one.

[Mark Norman]

Oh, leather.

[Maniac]

You know the one.

[Mark Norman]

I've got couch too.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Maniac, you are energized. Are you on Adderall or something?

[Maniac]

No, sir, no, sir. Just manic.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

This is just natural. Yeah, you're manic. Yeah. Do you have high highs and low lows?

[Maniac]

Absolutely, yes.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

How often do these manic episodes happen for you?

[Maniac]

My wife would have to tell you specifics, but pretty much every week, you know, we got grind and then of course, exciting stuff like this. Bro, I'm manic as a right now. How y' all doing?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow, I love it. You're very honest. A lot of people that come up here with bipolar disorder are not aware of it at All. Yeah, yeah.

[Mark Norman]

He's got UPS and Down syndrome.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

So let's talk about it. How long you been doing standup?

[Maniac]

Four months next week.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Four months. Wow. Wow.

[Maniac]

Sir, you, sir, you, sir.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

One of the least experienced comedians out of everyone, yet somehow you stayed in the pocket delivering your stuff. Super into it.

[Maniac]

Yes, sir.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You didn't lose traction. Nothing threw you off at any point. What do you do for a living?

[Maniac]

I do H vac, commercial, industrial. Yes, sir.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay. And you said that you're married, which is very surprising.

[David Lucas]

Yes, sir.

[Maniac]

Married with seven kids.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You have seven kids? Yes, I do, yes, sir.

[Ari Mati]

Holy.

[Uncle Laser]

Holy.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow.

[Brian Redban]

Wow.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh my God.

[Maniac]

Got manic last weekend and built him a treehouse. Cause that's what we do.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow. How old are your kids from?

[Maniac]

So we got 18, 14, soon to be 13, 12, 11, 10 and 6.

[Brian Redban]

Wow,

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

this is amazing. How's the 18 year old turning out?

[Maniac]

She's doing awesome. Got her own job, trying to race our college.

[Martin Phillips]

Wow.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

She's going to college?

[Maniac]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Real regular college?

[Mark Norman]

Yes, sir.

[Maniac]

Yes, sir.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow. You must be so proud.

[Maniac]

Absolutely, absolutely.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

That's amazing.

[Mark Norman]

Damn. Seven kid. You're like Elon Musk without the. Yeah, the money.

[Maniac]

Just a bunch of rusty parts in the yard.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah, yeah. This is feline musk. Wow. So what do you normally do when you have this kind of manic energy? When you're not building tree houses or doing stand up. What do you do with it?

[Maniac]

So I pretty much grind seven days a week. I work for the greatest company, Southern mep. And then I work for myself on the weekends doing H vac, residential and all that, you know. And then I got a lot of hobbies, Boxing, comedy, you know, doing with my kids. Like I stay busy. It's a positive.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Let's see some shadow boxing. Maniac. I gotta see it. I want to see your form. Put that mic in the mic stand there. Let's see what we got. Whoa, he's a southpaw, huh? Okay, all right. Little tippy tappy. All right. Incredible.

[Maniac]

You're gonna fight once he tries. You say, you say, you say.

[Mark Norman]

Who was she?

[Maniac]

A big girl.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Incredible. Wow.

[Maniac]

No smoke.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What's the how do you. As a father? Because I cannot picture you as a father to an 18 year old girl. Yes. Wow. Has she ever brought any boys home or anything?

[Maniac]

No, she's gay. Yeah, we rocking out the whole. Oh, yeah, she came.

[David Lucas]

She's got a.

[Maniac]

She's got a wonderful girlfriend. I love her to death.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Right, right, right, right.

[Maniac]

She came to me about two, three years ago. And she was like, daddy, I'm gay. You know, I hope, I hope this doesn't freak you out. And all I heard was no dicks. And so,

[Chris Dunn]

wow.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You know what I mean? It's all a father could really ask for. I love it. You talk about that on stage?

[Patrick Callahan]

No, not yet.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Just now. You should. That's great. And it's personal to you?

[Maniac]

Yes, sir.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Amazing. Amazing. So you were truly pleased when she told you that she was gay?

[Maniac]

Absolutely. Absolutely. I love all my kids.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Let me ask you this, what's your oldest son's age?

[Maniac]

He's 14.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

14. So what would you say if the 14 year old boy told you that he was gay?

[Maniac]

I'd be freaked out if he was interested in touching anybody. No, no, no, not if he was gay. Gay. My, my 14 year old's autistic. He battles epilepsy. He don't let nowhere. He only let nurses touch him. So if he ever like, wanted a connection with anyone in that kind of way, we would celebrate it.

[Uncle Laser]

Absolutely.

[Maniac]

You know, hard swallowed maybe, but we would celebrate it.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow.

[Maniac]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You said he suffers from epilepsy?

[Maniac]

Epilepsy.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, yeah.

[Maniac]

I. I suffer from speaking weird.

[Uncle Laser]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah.

[Maniac]

So maybe where it comes from.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I like your style, Maniac. It's incredible. We got one big joke book for you, buddy.

[Maniac]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Got it.

[Maniac]

Appreciate you, big dog.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Let's keep it moving along before we get back to this bucket. Ladies and gentlemen, I must warn you, this place is about to get very loud. Loud. I'm bringing up another regular and it's a very special regular indeed. This man has been an icon in the show's history. And soon I'm sure we will be able to get him his United States citizenship.

[Brian Redban]

But for now, he remains the Estonian assassin. Ari, mate. Sam.

[Ari Mati]

I was walking home last night and guys will notice feeling, you know, when you're walking late at night and you're like behind a woman you don't know and you're walking the same direction and there's that tension. She turns left, you turn left,

[David Lucas]

she

[Ari Mati]

turns right, you turn right. And you're kind of in a rush, but you also don't want to seem like an assailant. It gets really strange, you know, when you notice that she knows you're there as well.

[Matt Adkins]

Well,

[Ari Mati]

the body language changes a little bit. They start clutching the bag, warming up the hamstrings. And then there's a really tense moment, you know, like when they finally look. And now you like, gotta try really hard, hard to not walk like a Rapist. Would a rapist do this? Then you take an alternate route and then you reappear from another street. You gotta be like, don't worry, I just live where you live. Thank you so much.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Boom. Ari Mati. For the record, with a new minute, 55 seconds, this guy never misses, never takes a show off and goes above and beyond. Basically doing two sets at once. Almost a two minute long set. Of course we let our regulars go as long as they want. Ari, how the fuck did that feel? You just did it again, buddy.

[Ari Mati]

Thank you. To be honest, I was kind of stressed back there.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Huh. I love it.

[Ari Mati]

When the show started, they started booing.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I was like, oh dear God, if

[Ari Mati]

they bore no near this act out I'm huh. I love Nashville. Second time here for me. Oh my God, what a place.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Tell us what, what do you love about it?

[Ari Mati]

The beautiful women. They got them. You got white girls that got some badonka d here.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

They do. I love that you notice that. Just a.

[Ari Mati]

And I love the cellulite on your ass.

[Brian Redban]

I love

[Ari Mati]

is filled those craters would come.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

There is a very real thing that happened.

[Maniac]

That Hattie B ass.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah, there's. There's a belt. There's a big white girl ass belt. I noticed it because I'm from Ohio. And then when we went to la, everybody from Ohio that moved to California noticed that there's a flat drop off. Girls from California tend to have no ass.

[Ari Mati]

No ass. California, no ass.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Right? No ass. Bill. Texas, they got good asses. But here and here and up into Ohio, I'm sure Kid Rock actually knows. He actually probably has a map from his. A pirate ship like map of what white girls asses sizes around the globe.

[Mark Norman]

And the Jewish shorts cut off with the boots. Very nice.

[Ari Mati]

The jean shorts.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh yeah, we love the jean shorts.

[Mark Norman]

That hand was sticky.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You got to love it. Where are my white girls with jean shorts and fat asses tonight? Anywhere. This girl's raising her hand. How are we supposed to believe that? Get on your. Get on your chair.

[Patrick Callahan]

You.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I am a white girl with jean shorts and a fat ass. I guess everyone is. No one's beating our sweet little tomato pie up here. Hell yeah.

[Brian Redban]

Hey, Kool Aid.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I love it.

[Ari Mati]

Kid Rock. Oh my God. Such a big fan. Such an honor to meet you. I love love you.

[Kid Rock]

Thank you.

[Ari Mati]

I love we both say the nword. I love it.

[Mark Norman]

It's God's country.

[Ari Mati]

I love it.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I love that the.

[Mark Norman]

The. The little boy church shirt you got ready tonight. That's nice.

[Ari Mati]

It's my def Jam shirt today. I saw it at the store. I was like, it's Def Jam time.

[Mark Norman]

I thought it was picture day.

[Kid Rock]

It's like a Cosby sweater,'80s Gap commercial, right?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is a wild shirt. Would you get that from, what, a vintage store or something?

[Ari Mati]

Yeah, I was at the secondhand store and I was skeptical because it looks so big. But then I watched Def Jam all day. I was like, if. If they can pull it off, I got it.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You know what I'm saying? I love it.

[Ari Mati]

I love it. I can't wait to get, like, a fucking onesie with my face on it. You know what I'm saying? You know that Def Jam shit?

[Maniac]

Bam.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

People will buy that. That's Merchant.

[David Lucas]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What else? Do you have fun up your sleeve here in Nashville? Any other big plans?

[Brian Redban]

I don't know.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You've been eating good while you're here.

[Ari Mati]

Yeah, it's that chicken. They love the chicken. They love the fried chicken. Everything that gives you diarrhea. Yeah, Nobody has a. Nobody has a solid shit in Nashville, huh?

[Mark Norman]

No, there's no portion here, but you got the miscarriage with the.

[Ari Mati]

You just pee out your butt.

[Mark Norman]

His Bourbons, tacos, barbecue.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

It is a healthy flow here. You know, normally you go on the road and your body kind of clenches up a little bit. You know, you tend to retain. If you're a comedian out on weekends, it takes a day or two for you to come up with a solid shit. Not in Nashville. Not in Nashville. Country fried fucking steak and eggs at the Sun Diner. My favorite breakfast here in Nashville. Nashville. And right afterwards, both times today and yesterday, I'm just speeding back to the hotel. It is unbelievable.

[Brian Redban]

They got that gumball.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

They really.

[Brian Redban]

Hell yeah, I got the gumball.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yep.

[Mark Norman]

But no porn here on my phone.

[Brian Redban]

No, no.

[Ari Mati]

Crazy, right?

[Mark Norman]

What the is that? I didn't know what to do, so I. I bought a.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I love it. All right, Matty, you are a God damn star. You did it again. You did it again, folks. The juggernaut, the Estonian assassin. Ari.

[Ryan Sharp]

Matty.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

We're trying to get him his American citizenship. It's a lot harder than you think it would be. You could probably make a call, right? Can you? Kid Rock knows a guy. Ooh la la. Heidi and Val, absolutely killing it tonight. Time for bucket pull, number eight, ladies and gentlemen. Make some noise for Ryan Sharp, everybody. Here we go. You guys still having fun out there? Here he is, Ryan Sharp.

[Ryan Sharp]

How are we doing tonight? It's weird. I'm 23, I'm from Pittsburgh, and I live with a roommate and it's weird having being an adult male with an adult male roommate because some nights I'll be at work and I work overnight so I don't get home till 2am and they'll text me like, hey, there's a fresh batch of brownies on the counter. Don't forget to clean up after yourself. Feels like living with a wife sometimes. And other times I'll wake up at 1:30 in the morning and I'll open my door and he'll just be standing

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

there looking at me like that, like,

[Ryan Sharp]

hey, did this look infected to you?

[Chris Dunn]

But.

[Ryan Sharp]

It's okay. It's okay to have those type of relationships with your homie where you can look at their fucking dark star and be like, no man, that looks totally fine.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yikes. So Ryan Sharp, basically saying that blah blah, blah blah, you have a roommate and your roommate showed you his butthole once. You could have done that in five, five seconds. It took you 60. Okay, you're 23. How long have you been doing stand up?

[Ryan Sharp]

About a year.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Amazing. So is that your best joke?

[Ryan Sharp]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Really?

[Ryan Sharp]

I'm never claim to be good at this.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I got, I. Do you have anything shorter? Do you have like one short joke? Do you have like something that's like 10 or 20 seconds long where it's like ah da da da da da. How is that possible? You must have one joke that has nothing to do with your roommate just showing you his butthole. I'm rooting for you here. I'm trying to help you. 23, there must be something, right?

[Mark Norman]

You got a one liner or something?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Shut the up. With who booze a 23 year old, you dorks. Shut up. None of you chased your dreams at 22, so stop being a. Okay, stop it. You could boo the 40 year olds that have been doing it eight years, but don't be with 23 year old one year in. And that's coming from me.

[Mark Norman]

You got a short joke, Pull your dick out.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay, we're gonna, we're going to create you a short joke right now just by asking you the right questions about your life. You ready? You just gotta answer honestly. You're 23. Did you go to school?

[Brian Redban]

School?

[Ryan Sharp]

No, I dropped out of college. No, 10th grade.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay, sweet. You dropped out of 10th grade. What made you drop out of high school at 10th grade?

[Ryan Sharp]

The prison system.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Tell us more.

[Brian Redban]

Whoa.

[Ryan Sharp]

I was a really bad drug dealer and I got arrested in school.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

And how did you get arrested?

[Ryan Sharp]

Some kids like, oh, his backpack smells like weed and they Searched me and I had a quarter ounce of weed on my backpack.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yep. That'll do it. Have you been selling drugs since then?

[Ryan Sharp]

No. No.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

That made you stop?

[Ryan Sharp]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Did you go to the juvenile justice system?

[Ryan Sharp]

Oh, yeah, I was there for about three years.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Three years?

[Maniac]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, my God. It's like the Lil Wayne of lil kids. That's incredible. They put you in juvie for three years? Yeah. How old were you when you got caught with the weed in your backpack?

[Ryan Sharp]

16.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

16. And they kept you there until you were 19?

[Ryan Sharp]

Yeah, yeah. I got out right after my 19th birthday.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You were like the oldest kid in juvie.

[Ryan Sharp]

Not. Not really.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Really?

[Ryan Sharp]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I've never even heard of such a thing. Keeping a 19 year old in that system. Okay. All right, so you're a shitty drug dealer. What do you do for work now?

[Ryan Sharp]

I'm a manager at Chipotle.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell yeah. Let's talk about it.

[Mark Norman]

Hell yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

How long have you been a manager at Chipotle?

[Ryan Sharp]

About six months.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Where is the Chipotle? Pittsburgh.

[Ryan Sharp]

Yes.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Most of the people that work for you are the. They white, Mexican, mostly black. Okay, we're getting closer now. We're almost to the joke. Can you guys feel it? A lot of black people working for you at a place. And what's that like, Ryan?

[Ryan Sharp]

Feels good to have. No, I'm joking.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I love it. He stopped himself and said, I'm joking. You did it. That's a joke. Feels good to have black people working for you, doesn't it?

[Ryan Sharp]

Indeed it does.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

When you tell them what to do, do they always listen to you? You seem like you'd be kind of easy to bully.

[Ryan Sharp]

No, they listen to me. I'm the most well rounded manager we have.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

When you say you're the most well

[Ryan Sharp]

rounded man, I mean in more way than one.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah, sure. But what are the other managers, like?

[Ryan Sharp]

Brain dead and.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow. Let me be the first to tell you, you're fired. You no longer work at Chipotle. That's a wrap.

[Ryan Sharp]

That'll be the best thing that happened up on this stage.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay.

[Mark Norman]

You get free burrito.

[Maniac]

Yeah.

[Mark Norman]

Nice.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell yeah.

[Ryan Sharp]

If you couldn't tell, all I eat is food from work.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Absolutely. What do you do for fun, Ryan? You're 23. You're in Pittsburgh. What do you do when you want to get wild?

[Ryan Sharp]

My buddy's actually a comic that I'm here with, and I record a lot of his stuff and I go out and do open mics and support all the bros and.

[Ryan Adams]

Sure.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Other than comedy, is there something else that you're into any other hobbies?

[Ryan Sharp]

Music.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What do you do musically?

[Ryan Sharp]

I produce music.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah. Do you ever.

[Ryan Sharp]

Not as much anymore. But what do you do?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You sing.

[Ryan Sharp]

What was that?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You ever sing?

[Ryan Sharp]

No, no.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What do you do exactly?

[Ryan Sharp]

I just make beats and mix and master.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

All right. Incredible. Most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you besides this.

[Ryan Sharp]

This has to be up there.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Come on, Ryan. This is what you want.

[Ryan Sharp]

I can't think of anything.

[Mark Norman]

Virgin.

[Ryan Sharp]

No.

[Mark Norman]

All right.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Do you have any special moves in the bedroom that you do? Have you ever done a trick that works for you? You have any special things you do to please a woman in the bedroom?

[Ryan Sharp]

Are you sure that's called sexual harassment nowadays?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

No, not if she consents. Ryan, I'm saying that when you're having sex with a consenting woman, do you have any tricks or anything that you do? Any special maneuvers?

[Mark Norman]

The eater burrito bowl.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah.

[Ryan Sharp]

Yeah. I pour the burrito, I take the burrito and I empty it out and then eat it out of her. That's my. My special.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Jesus Christ, Ryan, you are crazy. This. This is wild. Do you love doing stand up?

[Ryan Sharp]

It's a fun hobby. I'm not really good at it, but I. I do it anyway. It's just for the love of it. It's fun to get on stage and embarrass myself.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

There you go. I guess that's about as good as it's going to fucking get with the styles of Ryan Clark, ladies and gentlemen. There he goes.

[Mark Norman]

Is any woman willing to him.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

There's a dude that raised a couple dudes raised their hands.

[Mark Norman]

One guy. Sorry, buddy, I tried.

[Kid Rock]

Can't believe. Can't believe he's not luring those black chicks from work back to his apartment with those sick beats.

[Uncle Laser]

He's probably been.

[Mark Norman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Ryan Clark, sick beats. That is something to imagine, ladies and gentlemen. It's perfect. That that set was pretty lackluster because I have something on deck that you're not going to believe. Not only is this one of the greatest regulars in the history of the show, he also happens to be one of only three living members of the Kill Tony hall of Fame. This is a very special surprise drop in from Kill Tony Legend, one of the greatest regulars in the history of the show, one of the greatest roasters on planet Earth.

[Brian Redban]

This is David Lucas. Yeah,

[David Lucas]

I'm sick of this body positivity. They tried to make it real popular a few years ago with Lizzo

[Ryan Adams]

and

[David Lucas]

even she was tired of being a fat bitch. She lost weight. They tried to make us start feeling Bad for fat people again this year. And I'm a fat person. I don't think the world should accommodate big back motherfuckers. You know, y' all saw that shit where that fat ass girl tried to sue Uber because she couldn't fit in the car.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Car.

[David Lucas]

It's like, bitch, you know you ordered the wrong size Uber. You should have ordered a tow truck. You know, You can't let nobody that size get in your car. That bitch get in your car. Your fucking oil light. Come on, man.

[Ryan Adams]

That's.

[David Lucas]

If she would have tried to get into my car, I would have turned into a Japanese granddaddy. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. Too big. You pick size. I love Nashville. It's full of white women. Yeah. I feel like if I don't white women, then Martin Luther King died in vain. All right, that's my tie. David.

[Uncle Laser]

Luke.

[David Lucas]

Thank you.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

David Lucas.

[David Lucas]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Martin Luther King size comedy.

[David Lucas]

Look at Tony. You got on Netflix without showing your. I'm surprised. I was like, I know they gonna have this topless on the first episode.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell, yeah. Your sweat is streaming everywhere right now.

[David Lucas]

Now you got on that. That can't get wet, Tony, so we don't know if you sweating.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Kid Rock.

[David Lucas]

What's up, Kid Rock? What's happening, bro?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Kid Rock, of course, friends with the greatest president of the United States of America. A fun fact about David Lucas that you might not have guessed by looking at him is that David, surprisingly, is right wing, right thigh, and right breast.

[Kid Rock]

David's been up to the house.

[David Lucas]

Yeah, yeah, I've been to your house. Kid Rock, you a party, bro. You actually look dehydrated today. Somebody.

[Kid Rock]

He was at the house last night.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

We had fun last night at the Southern White House. David was at the Southern Waffle House.

[David Lucas]

God damn, Tony, we you the only that took his pants off when he walked in the Kids Rock house. I got asses out.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I love it. David, you are a beast.

[David Lucas]

Hell yeah, bro.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

How you. How you been enjoying Nashville?

[David Lucas]

Oh, bro, Nashville dope, bro. I got to hang out with Kid Rock and Mark Norman last night was in that the 5. Kid Rock is the most partying. And we found out he only has two jokes that he says all night. Look at him. Kid Rock, you need an iv. You don't look all right, bro.

[Mark Norman]

You look like David Spade with aids.

[Kid Rock]

Hell of a week.

[David Lucas]

Kid Rock look like the Teemu version of Randy Johnson, man.

[Kid Rock]

I look like Brad armpit.

[David Lucas]

Hey, you look like one of them things we used to have as a kid where you got to drop it in water for it to expand. You. You look dehydrated. Your ass need a sip of water. Somebody bring this n a liquid IV

[Mark Norman]

Man, I don't like white trash Ellen.

[Brian Redban]

So great.

[David Lucas]

Tony was the only girl to come to kids rock house and not get get.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I got lucky. I. I got out of there.

[Chris Dunn]

Just.

[Kid Rock]

You don't know that.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah,

[David Lucas]

Couple of more beers. Boy, them but goddamn cowboy boots would have been

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

nothing.

[Mark Norman]

Yeah, Mark, Kid Rock's got a lot of women. But David was the only one whipped last night.

[David Lucas]

No. Can I tell the joke? Can I tell the joke? Driving up to Kid Rock's house.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Sure.

[Ryan Adams]

All right.

[David Lucas]

If I tell it, it's not racist. So I'm the only black person in this suburban driving up the Kid's Rock Southern mansion, right? And I noticed that I was the only black person after we had to enter a gate and wind around a curve. And I'm like, damn, it ain't no other niggas in the car. Y' all could do whatever y' all want to me right now. And Tony was like, we actually brought you to fight his other way.

[Brian Redban]

I was like, can't run that one.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh yeah,

[Mark Norman]

there's bojangles unchained.

[David Lucas]

Mark, you got on capri pants. Shut your ass up. You got your ankles out like Heidi. What the wrong with you?

[Mark Norman]

You miss it? Ari? Maddie was wearing your shirt from eighth grade.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

It is true. We went from Ari Maddie to re fatty. This is incredible.

[David Lucas]

Tony. Shut the up, nigga. You look like you about to assassinate a with the pressure coming out of your ass. I put a 762 round in that ass, boy. You can shoot a nigga from a half a mile away. I know. Be silent. All you hear is. Drop dead.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, what a wild.

[David Lucas]

I thought K was gonna talk more tonight. All the. We was talking last night.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, well, it's a.

[Kid Rock]

It's a school night.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

It is.

[Kid Rock]

I have a show tomorrow. I don't drink before show, so I'm a little.

[David Lucas]

Oh, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. This nigga heart don't start beating till tequila touch his tongue.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

It is fitting that you're here at Bridgestone arena since you are burnt rubber.

[Brian Redban]

I knew it, I knew it, I

[David Lucas]

knew it, I knew it. Well, you got skid marks on the front of your draws, Tony. You look like the type of man to let other people fart in your pants. I don't know what it means, but it was funny.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

David's been eating lunch at Hattie B's and dinner at hepatitis B's.

[David Lucas]

Tony look like the type of to get in bed with a big T shirt and a bowl of ice cream.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You're killing me tonight. This is a one sided victory for you. Hell yeah.

[David Lucas]

It's like we sitting on the opposite sides of the car.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You know

[David Lucas]

Kid Rock. That's my. What's up, Bobby?

[Kid Rock]

What up?

[David Lucas]

Yeah, go for it.

[Mark Norman]

Come on. Call him. What you want to call him?

[David Lucas]

The N word.

[Mark Norman]

I'm just joking. Don't do it, Mark.

[David Lucas]

Don't get that man in trouble.

[Brian Redban]

He don't give a.

[David Lucas]

Kid Rock's the only white person to put the N word on an album. And nobody says that's how badass he is.

[Kid Rock]

No, no. Political correctness.

[Martin Phillips]

Zero.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

The American dream, the first amendment at its finest.

[David Lucas]

But that makes you free, dog. You ain't like the rest of these gay ass artists that can't even sleep at night. You're free.

[Uncle Laser]

True. Thank you.

[Mark Norman]

You're free too. Now.

[David Lucas]

Mark looked like he would have owned the only slave plantation the whole. A plantation full of RuPauls.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I don't know. David Lucas.

[David Lucas]

Yes, sir.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Ladies and gentlemen.

[David Lucas]

Yes, sir. You know what time it is?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Done it again. You are a legend. The hall of famer. One of the greatest regular in the history of the show. One more time for the great and powerful king of the roast. David Lucas, everybody. The man, the myth, the legend. We are flying through it. We're almost there. Let's get another bucket. Pull up, make some noise for Max Tidy, everyone. Max Tidy. The kill Tony debut of Max Tidy. There's Heidi and here's Max Tidy.

[Brian Redban]

Hey,

[Cam Patterson]

so I. I seen a video of a guy killing a bear with a blow dart gun the other day. Yeah, because that's what pops up when you type in guy blows bear. Nashville. We shave our balls in here. We shaving our balls. Yeah, yeah, I, I like to do mine with the straight race. Act like I'm holding my dick hostage. I start saying weird shit and I'm like, you know how I got these scars? My dick looks up like circumcision. Oh, man, you guys, this crowd probably doesn't have to imagine, but imagine getting into the Ku Klux Klan and finding out you're not a racist. How embarrassing is that? You gotta get the tattoo covered up. Just says J KKK A solid.

[Mark Norman]

Cool.

[Cam Patterson]

I'll take that. Well, end on a good note.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Sup, Max Tidy, welcome to the show.

[Cam Patterson]

How's it going?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Good, how you doing? Standup comedy, nine years. Where at?

[Cam Patterson]

South Bend, Indiana mainly.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow. Is that. That's where you still live?

[William Montgomery]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Why? What made you stay in South Bend?

[Cam Patterson]

A child.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay? You made a child.

[Cam Patterson]

That happened.

[Mark Norman]

Oh, are you dating one?

[Cam Patterson]

Oh, I'm not Kid Rock, bro.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Who? Man, it takes a set of ball with the balls to make a joke like that.

[Cam Patterson]

You've seen the crowd he's been running with.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Cam Patterson]

Oh, man. Epstein's Island. It's a joke. Okay, dude, my family loves Kid Rock, bro. My family loves Kid Rock.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Max, you better. Oh, show goddamn respect of the king himself.

[Cam Patterson]

Give it up for Kid Rock. Let him hear.

[Matt Adkins]

Come on.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Well, you don't need to do that. They already love them.

[Cam Patterson]

A lot of hosting.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Your turn. You're okay, Max. Is that your real name? Max Tidy.

[Cam Patterson]

Max Tidy.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What do you do for work?

[Cam Patterson]

I work at a dispensary.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay. How old's your kid?

[Matt Adkins]

Six years old.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Six years old. And you're able to support yourself and the kid off of a dispensary job?

[Joanna Dixon]

Yeah, we've been doing the thing.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Me, me, me, me, me, me. All of it in Indiana? That's legal there?

[Cam Patterson]

I. I work in Michigan. I just recently moved to Indiana.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay, so you drive up to Michigan. Yes. And you work there. How long's your drive? Daily?

[Cam Patterson]

It's like half an hour.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay. Yeah. And what were you doing before the job at the dispensary?

[Cam Patterson]

I worked at a whiskey distillery.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay. All right.

[Cam Patterson]

Gateway occupations.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Uhhuh. And have you ever thought about. Are you still with the mom?

[Mark Norman]

No.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay. Does she have visitations rights? Yeah, we, like.

[Cam Patterson]

We have, like, a schedule set up.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay. And how often do you have the kid?

[Cam Patterson]

I get him, like, for my two days a week, and then, like, every other Sunday, then like, once a quarter again for a week straight. Talking about, like, my visitation rights right now.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Yeah.

[Mark Norman]

Interesting.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

That's the decision that I made.

[Cam Patterson]

I like that.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Kid Rock.

[Kid Rock]

Assuming those are super supervised.

[Patrick Callahan]

Is it?

[Cam Patterson]

Dude, my dad loves you, bro.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Why do you keep saying that? Everybody's dad loves Kid Rock.

[Patrick Callahan]

That's a good point.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

The obvious.

[Cam Patterson]

That's a good point.

[Kid Rock]

Half the country, yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay, Max, what do you think's the most interesting thing about you? You've seen this show before. You understand the interview portion of this

[Cam Patterson]

show a little bit? I. I don't know about most interesting things. I could make them not like me more.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay, do it, if that's what you're doing.

[Cam Patterson]

More bit.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I mean, it's a. How long is the bet?

[Cam Patterson]

It's like 30 seconds.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

30?

[Cam Patterson]

Maybe 20.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Let's make it 20.

[Cam Patterson]

Let's make it 20. Have you guys heard everybody mad about these pirate guns? As heard everybody mad about these pirate guns, the R15.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, God.

[Chris Dunn]

Yeah.

[Cam Patterson]

I think they're mad about the shooting at that pirate bar, the sand hook.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay, we're gonna save you. Here's a medium joke book. There goes Max Tidy, everybody. Oh, there he goes. We have a special treat for you, ladies and gentlemen. We're running a little bit ahead of schedule here, so I'm gonna get this guy up here. He is not a golden ticket winner. He is not a regular, but he is a developed character on the show. Show. Make some noise. This is the Nashville arena debut of Uncle Laser.

[Uncle Laser]

Y' all can tell I was probably addicted to cocaine at some point in my life. And I quit. But summer's coming, so we'll see. You know, we'll fucking see.

[Brian Redban]

It sucks quitting shit.

[Uncle Laser]

You're great at. Listen, I'm great at coaching cocaine.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I can turn a Sunday Funday into

[Brian Redban]

a no call show.

[Uncle Laser]

No Monday in a instant. You hear me? But I had to quit. I started smoking pots. And this little hippie here, she. All right, shut up. Listen, she smokes. This called dabs. You ever done dabs? God. Well, listen for those. Y' all don't know what dabs are. Is the highest rated thc. Basically, when you smoke dabs, it gives you down syndrome for the rest of the week, okay?

[Brian Redban]

He got shit to do that day.

[Uncle Laser]

Not gonna fucking get to it, all right? And then she wants to get all sexual with me. She's like, hit me with that horse cock, daddy. And I'm like, first off, who talks like that, you know? Second of all, you're gonna be lucky to get My Little Pony, you know? Cause I got cerebral palsy at this point. She goes, hey, are you okay?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Do you need anything?

[Uncle Laser]

I go, nuh. My mom's coming to get me. Don't worry about it. My name's Uncle Lazer.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Y' all been great, Uncle Lazer. Coming from a place of experience and honesty, talking about what he knows. Very real stuff. This is the real guy. Live in the flesh. This is who he is. This is what he does. He keeps a harmonica on him at all times. Times. And a pair of outfielder sunglasses. He is an actual gas station visiting a gas station visiting human being. Rocking the stone cold muscle shirt right at home here in Nashville, Tennessee.

[Mark Norman]

It's a beautiful head of hair.

[Uncle Laser]

Thank you, ozan. Thank you, Mr. Mark. Like a.

[Mark Norman]

Like a homeless Pat McAfee.

[Uncle Laser]

Dollar General. I'll take that. I take that.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell yeah. How you been enjoying Nashville?

[Uncle Laser]

It's a good time. A lot of country folk out here. Good time. Just trying to put the country. You know what I'm saying? What are we talking about?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Hell, yeah.

[Uncle Laser]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

How's it been going for you? Any wild nights? What you been doing, Tony?

[Uncle Laser]

I mean, I know we're in Nashville and this is more of an offshot, but I think I found out who the Randy street wrangler is. Okay, for those y' all don't know, there's a serial killer in Austin. He done killed like 30, like, boys that fit my description to a T. But the other night, there's a little girl. I see a little nighttime ballerina. And she calls me and she goes, hey, if I give you 30 $500, you come over here and me in front of one of my clients while he watches, and I said, is that gonna be cash or check? You know, And I went. And I get there and he's wearing. He's wearing a diaper, like an adult diaper. And I'm thinking when I drive there, I'm like, he's probably some decrepit old man, you know, just trying to live out a sexual fantasy. When I get There, he was 6, 8, 285 pounds, and he was non verbal. He just looked at you real weird. He sounded like a diesel engine when he opened the door. And I had to my best friend while he watched. And of course, corner to the greatest hits of Creed. And I didn't know they had a Spotify playlist for cuckolding music, but. Son of a. Here.

[Brian Redban]

What?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What? Jesus Christ. Wide open with.

[Brian Redban]

Wide open.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh.

[Brian Redban]

3 foot 9 with a 10 foot dick.

[Uncle Laser]

You know what I'm talking about?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, hell yeah. All right, Uncle Laser. Getting to perform form in front of kid.

[Uncle Laser]

This is my idol.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I know.

[Uncle Laser]

This is my idol. I know. I'm nervous as right now. No, thank you.

[Mark Norman]

It's good to.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

No, don't be weird. This is. This is incredible. This is like if David Lucas got to perform for the Kool Aid man. Laser, I love it. You were on the. You were on the. The final part of the. My depth chart here. And you came in swinging. Crushing. Great stuff, Uncle Laser.

[Cam Patterson]

Thank you, Tony.

[Brian Redban]

Thank you, guys. Thank you, Nashville.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I thought I was done with the bucket, but then we realized we have not had a female comedian yet tonight. So I went through about 50 names until I found one. Ladies and gentlemen, your final bucket poll of the night here. First female comedian of the night. Make some noise. One minute uninterrupted oh, that's right. Fiona was up. Yes. Your first standing female comedian of the night. Make some noise for her. It is. Joanna Dixon. Joanna Dixon. Hello.

[Joanna Dixon]

Hello. I'm too short for this. Hello. So I just got engaged to a comedian, which was really fun until I realized very quickly that date night equals open mic night and weekend away equals waking up at 6am getting in my car, driving eight hours to the Bridgestone arena parking lot. Parking lot for the Kill Tony show. So that was my. That's my weekend away.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

How fun.

[Joanna Dixon]

No, yeah. So I didn't come into comedy for the things that, you know, people usually do. Money, fame, women, single ladies. Yeah, no, I, I just really wanted to be included in his hobby. Isn't that fun?

[Amanda Jean Rowland]

Well,

[Joanna Dixon]

anyway, well, so, you know, he needed a host and I'm not afraid of a microphone and people ask me all the time, what is it like to be engaged to the Frisco kid? And I don't know if I'm in a real relationship or in the longest bit of his whole career. So yeah, that's my time.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh my God. Goodness.

[Joanna Dixon]

Too short for the stand.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

It's okay. Joanna, how's it going? How long you been doing stand up?

[Joanna Dixon]

Like kind of two years.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Kind of two years. Okay.

[Joanna Dixon]

Where at different kind of shows. My, my fiance, he runs the Music Depot in northwest Arkansas. So I, I host there. I host around northwest Arkansas.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay.

[Joanna Dixon]

Yeah.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

All right, tell us something interesting about you, other than your fiance.

[Joanna Dixon]

Yeah, well, the interesting thing is that my fiance is Mexican and loves my black cat.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay. Other than your fiance, name something unfiancian related about your life. You.

[Joanna Dixon]

Me? Yeah, I. I'm a waitress.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay.

[Joanna Dixon]

And I serve really horrible people that don't want to take tip me.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

That's in northern Arkansas.

[Joanna Dixon]

In northwest Arkansas. Yeah. The land of Walmart. Walmart employees don't want to tip me money. So.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Okay. Boy, do you talk about your fiance the whole time when you're delivering their food.

[Joanna Dixon]

Is that so horrible? Sorry, you're not in a happy relationship shirt. That sucks.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh. Oo.

[Mark Norman]

When's the wedding? Cuz he might get deported, that guy.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Let's see this fiance. I'm being told that Anthony has found the fiance in the audience. He's right there, I think.

[Joanna Dixon]

I think he would be happy to be deported to south central la.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

How the does that guy live in northwest Arkansas?

[Mark Norman]

That's some lawn work.

[Joanna Dixon]

NWA A nice white area.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Where did you guys meet?

[Joanna Dixon]

At church, at the Lord's house? Where else would we meet?

[Kid Rock]

All right, he's in the relocation program.

[Brian Redban]

Did he God's country? Yeah.

[Mark Norman]

Did he want to get up tonight? And then you ended up getting up.

[Joanna Dixon]

That's how it works.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, well. Sucks to be y'. All. Joanna Dixon, congratulations. You are the last little joke book winner of the night. All right, you know what, ladies and gentlemen, we've had a lot of fun tonight. I think there's only one thing left to do. I gotta tell you, this is an amazing moment in the history of the show. If you could have told me at any point in the last 12 years that we would be lucky enough to be doing one sold out arena here in one of my favorite cities in the world, Nashville, Tennessee, I would have told you. Holy. That's incredible. It's amazing that we're doing back to back nights. Not only because I love Nashville and because I have so many awesome friends and what feels like family here in Nashville. The great Zany's comedy club here in Nashville. One of the best comedy clubs anywhere in the world. The great Dorfman Brothers and Brian Dorfman and. And so many great people. The great Lucy. There's just so many great spirits here in Nashville, Tennessee. But there is one man who was born and raised in Tennessee

[Brian Redban]

who just

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

so happens to have the record for all time appearances on the show, the record for all time interviews on the show. The hall of Famer, the Memphis Strangler.

[Brian Redban]

The Titan of Tennessee. The dark knight of Nashville. The monster of Memphis. The vanilla gorilla. This is the big red machine. I tell William Montgomery, What a sweet little dog. Yesterday. Yesterday. But I never got a dog.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Oh, my God,

[Brian Redban]

It's him. Live in the flesh. The goat. William Montgomery is here. Rocky Top, you'll always be Home sweet home to be good old Rocky Top Rocky Top, Tennessee. Rocky Top you'll always be oh, sweet o to be gone oh, Rocky top, rocky top 10 usher. Rocky top, you'll always be all sweet, all the best Good old Rocky Top Rocky Top, Tennessee.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Nashville,

[Brian Redban]

Nashville.

[William Montgomery]

The weirdest thing happened to me today.

[Brian Redban]

I flew in on Delta and we did not crash. I'm shaking Delta's bullshit.

[William Montgomery]

Virginia Giffrey, the girl Jeffrey Epstein gave to Prince Andrew to have sex with when she was 16, got hit this week by a school bus going 80 miles per hour. And my only question is, where in the hell did Hillary Clinton find a

[Brian Redban]

school bus that goes 80 miles per hour? You know that bitch ain't finding those Cooper. And you know Keanu Reeves was driving that motherfucker, saying the bus can't go under 50 miles an hour.

[William Montgomery]

I don't know if anybody realizes this, but three out of the four coaches in the final four are Jewish. I mean, first it's Hollywood, then the

[Brian Redban]

banking system, now this. What's next, the right to vote?

[William Montgomery]

In response to the U.S. tariffs, Canada is imposing large tariffs on dog food and flamethrowers, which is bullshit because I

[Brian Redban]

might have to get a second job to pay for this. You know, I love feeding Red Bands mom dog food. She fucking crawls around like a dog on her head, hands and knees and she fucking eats it off of my back, dude. And your mom can get up there. Redbird.

[William Montgomery]

Okay, that's my time.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Thank you, Toby.

[David Lucas]

Wow.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I mean, every God damn time. The one true blood king of the show to Tennessee zone, William Montgomery.

[Brian Redban]

Wow.

[William Montgomery]

Nashville, it is so nice. I had a horrible time in the hotel last night. I ordered two large Papa John's pizzas and then I got an alert 30 minutes later that it was cancelled. And then I ordered a bunch of White Castle and I ate the White Castle Tony. And then about 30 minutes later I

[Brian Redban]

get a text message and it's my pizza at the. The front desk.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

What did you do?

[William Montgomery]

Ended up eating the two pizzas after the White Castle.

[Cam Patterson]

So.

[Brian Redban]

Nashville, you're going to make my ass fat up here.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

That happens. Uber delivery does that sometimes.

[William Montgomery]

I know, but. Oh my gosh, it's so nice to be back in Tennessee.

[Mark Norman]

It really is.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Tell me some of the things that you love about Tennessee. This is your home state. No comedian I believe has made it quite as wildly proud as you. I mean, there's so many greats from here. Well, I, I was.

[William Montgomery]

Excuse me, Tony. I was a PI Kappa Alpha at the University of Tennessee. And, and Tony, one of my. One of my fondest memories of the first time I put a ton a funnel in my. The first time I butt Chuck, Tony. That happened up in Knoxville, Tennessee, about three hours away. So it really is so nice I ended up.

[Mark Norman]

Wow.

[William Montgomery]

Ended up getting raped a couple times that night. It was like real nasty, but so nice to be back.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow. PI Kappa Alpha, huh?

[William Montgomery]

Yes.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Red band was PI PI pie.

[Brian Redban]

Yeah, your fat ass. I see pies Redback.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Tell me some more things that you love about Tennessee. You are home in front of an arena. Look at your face up there, all around that band. You see that up there, William?

[William Montgomery]

Well, I think people in this audience might like to know I lost my virginity right outside of Sevierville, Tennessee.

[Brian Redban]

Oh, yeah. I was putting it in the first time right outside of Dollywood.

[William Montgomery]

But yeah, so that's A good memory did that. Got a couple staff infections in my boy.

[Brian Redban]

Wow.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Such honest answers from William Montgomery here.

[Mark Norman]

What's with the new outfit? I see you got a tracksuit on. Usually you look like you're in a jug band.

[William Montgomery]

I started doing the row machine a whole bunch. I've done 500. I've done 500,000 music since January. And I got on the ebay, the Adidas ebay store. Shout out to Adidas ebay store. You can get everything for like half off, 75% off. So I've been going ham on ebay recently, but yeah, Adidas store. And they said if I mention it tonight, I might get a new sponsor.

[Brian Redban]

Tony.

[William Montgomery]

So everybody buy a pair of the

[Brian Redban]

basketball socks, please, on the Adidas ebay

[William Montgomery]

site after this, please.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow.

[William Montgomery]

Because I told him I'm going to mention the. The basketball socks. If so, if. If there's an influx of the basketball socks, they know it's. We'll know it's because of me, Tony.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

But wow.

[Mark Norman]

I think basketball.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Incredible. That is amazing.

[Brian Redban]

Bob, with the bottom. Wait, why was I not invited last night? Why could I have not gone to

[William Montgomery]

the party last night?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Well, you flew in late. We invited you. Oh, yeah. And we invited you. Yeah.

[William Montgomery]

I sat next to some weirdo on the airplane who was telling me about how he's back in Austin, he has a lady with a family who he loves. And I'm thinking, this guy's getting catfished. And then he starts telling me about Sasquatches. How when Jesus comes down and saves everybody, the evil people on earth will still be around and the Sasquatches are going to come out. It kind of. So just waiting for that to happen. Toad.

[Mark Norman]

That guy was the weirdo.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

William. These people want to know what fires you up, dude. They want to. They want to see you amped up. I probably.

[William Montgomery]

Probably, Tony. Maybe some people. Tennessee can feel me on this.

[Brian Redban]

Maybe some lightning bolt hugs. Maybe a little bit of funnel cake in this. Maybe some candy apples.

[William Montgomery]

Okay. That's all I got. To

[Brian Redban]

see the fair food.

[Maniac]

You were.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

You were going down a list of universal fair foods that is not Tennessee Specialized to Tennessee. What are you planning on doing tonight? What's your big plan? What do you like to do in Nashville?

[William Montgomery]

I don't know. I'm gonna be hollering at Redbay and hopefully and he's gonna let me go out with his fucking ass. And then I'm gonna fucking go back, order some Papa John's again. And then on purpose, order the White Castle. I gorged Myself last night. I actually just found out that if you vomit in between eating, you can eat a whole bunch more food. I had never done it. I'd always heard about that. But before, it's some eating disorder, which is very sad. But I was stuffing myself last night, Tony. I was just so excited to be here in Nashville. So I don't know if I can

[Brian Redban]

eat some food tonight.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

I don't know if that's good for you to do this new White Castle and pizza.

[William Montgomery]

It's good for my heart. My coach told me it's good for my heart. My rowing coach. Seriously?

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Wow.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah. He's like, it puts a pressure on your heart. I wear my. My heart rate monitor when I'm doing it. My heart. Heart rate goes way up right before I put my finger in my mouth. I get so nervous before I make myself throw up and my heart rate goes through the roof at the beginning part.

[Kid Rock]

Who. Who's your coach? Rosie o'.

[Ryan Adams]

Donnell.

[Mark Norman]

She love.

[William Montgomery]

I'm sorry, Kid Rock.

[Brian Redban]

I don't think I understand that one, man.

[William Montgomery]

Oh, cuz she's a fat.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

William. Lights out, Montgomery. I don't know. I want to see you around for a long time. I know you're making a joke about your rowing coach. I think you should stop eating White Castle and pizza every night.

[Brian Redban]

Well, Tony, that's weird because I don't think I'm ever going to stop any White Castle. Nashville, Tennessee. How about one more time for the

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

great Carmel William Montgomery. Tennessee's own William the Big Red Machine Montgomery. Guys, this has been a crazy honor for me. Can you please do me a favor? Let's see how loud this place can get for Kid Rock. An American patriot, a legend of rock and roll and a legend of Tennessee. One more time for Kid Rock. And how about one more time for one of the great comedians of today. The great and powerful Mark Norman. Fresh off of the Ryman Auditorium last night. This guy's crushing it. Mark, anything you want to plug or shout out?

[Mark Norman]

I love Nashville. Thanks for having me. You guys are the shit.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Make sure you check out Kid Rock's bar on Broadway. So much fun.

[Brian Redban]

How about one time? Tony is Cliff, everybody.

[Mark Norman]

Come on.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

Thank you to Wynonna Judd, Cactus Mosier, Amanda Jean Rowland McVader, Yoni Christie. Notorious Productions. Red Band.

[Brian Redban]

Love you guys.

[Tony Hinchcliffe]

God bless Bridgestone Arena Outback Presents Zanies here in Nashville. And God bless the United States of America.

[Brian Redban]

We love you. Thank you. Good night, everybody.