Podcast Title: KILL TONY
Episode: #717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Release Date: May 6, 2025
Hosts: Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban
Location: Sunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin, Texas

1. Introduction

The episode opens with hosts Tony Hinchcliffe and Brian Redban welcoming listeners to another live recording of "Kill Tony" at the Sunset Strip Comedy Club in Austin, Texas. The lively atmosphere is amplified by the energetic performance of the Kill Tony band, setting the stage for an entertaining night.

2. Special Guests Introduced

Antonio Brown

• Background: Antonio Brown makes his first appearance on the show, bringing his notorious social media antics into the mix. Known for his controversial tweets and high-profile career as an NFL wide receiver, Brown adds a unique dynamic to the episode.

• Notable Quote:
  Tony Hinchcliffe (04:50): "Antonio Brown is staying anchored with his CBD line, stayanchored.com. The weed. That's you."

Tommy Pope

• Background: Tommy Pope joins as a first-time guest, recognized by Tony as a favorite person on social media and a standout comedian from his YouTube channel "Tires." Pope brings fresh comedic perspectives and interactions to the show.

• Notable Quote:
  Tony Hinchcliffe (09:30): "Tommy Pope is on 'Tires' Season 2, debuting June 5th. One of my favorite comedians."

3. Comedians Take the Stage

The core of "Kill Tony" revolves around aspiring comedians selected from the audience to perform a 60-second stand-up set. Each comedian draws a name from a bucket, leading to spontaneous and often hilarious performances.

Comedian Highlights:

• Todd Royce (05:30):

  • Performance: Discusses his awkward relationship with his mother, incorporating relatable humor about family dynamics.
  • Interaction: Highlights his active presence in Las Vegas comedy circles.
  • Notable Quote:
    Todd Royce (06:15): "Now I'm a 16-year-old virgin arguing about the sexual habits of two Muppets with my mom."

• Tyler Wayne (10:45):

  • Performance: Shares humorous anecdotes about his past relationships and homelessness, weaving in his experiences while dating.
  • Interaction with Antonio Brown: Antonio Brown lightens the mood by sharing his own quirks, such as his endorsement of "stayanchored.com" marijuana products.
  • Notable Quote:
    Tyler Wayne (11:20): "I was taking a dump and she told me she worked for the government. I was hoping she didn't have a knife."

• Dylan Jarbo (16:00):

  • Performance: Offers a comedic take on his high blood sugar diagnosis and awkward gym encounters.
  • Notable Quote:
    Dylan Jarbo (16:30): "I have a weird relationship with my mom, which is probably why I'm still in therapy."

• Ike Rafferty (22:15):

  • Performance: Presents a satirical idea of Tyler Perry remaking "Schindler's List," blending dark humor with pop culture references.
  • Interaction: Engages in playful banter about personal hardships and his time living out of his car.
  • Notable Quote:
    Ike Rafferty (22:45): "If that movie came out, I would love to see it. Unbelievable glasses."

• Busco Jones (28:30):

  • Performance: Delivers raunchy jokes about relationships and quick pregnancies, reflecting his edgy comedic style.
  • Interaction with Hosts: Hosts probe into his double life as a real estate broker moonlighting at a pizza restaurant.
  • Notable Quote:
    Busco Jones (29:10): "I told her to stick my leftovers up her fat ass."

• Will (35:00):

  • Performance: Discusses cultural differences humorously through a video about an African tribe trying Fanta, adding a twist with offensive humor.
  • Notable Quote:
    Will (35:45): "I hope they don't let them try the grape flavor because that's going to turn that village upside down."

• Nate Lorette (40:20):

  • Performance: Shares experiences as a DoorDash cyclist, blending personal anecdotes with observational comedy about delivery services.
  • Notable Quote:
    Nate Lorette (40:50): "I'm making $100 a week on DoorDash, sometimes like $400."

• Andre from Russia (46:30):

  • Performance: Combines cultural satire with personal humor about moving from Russia to America, touching on stereotypes and personal relationships.
  • Notable Quote:
    Andre (47:15): "I rent Ladyboys in Thailand because it's cheaper than real women."

• Mike Love (52:00):

  • Performance: Delivers jokes about addiction to Tinder and humorous takes on past relationships, culminating in an absurd story about stealing a television.
  • Interaction with Hosts: Engages in a mock-serious discussion about his alleged theft and charitable work.
  • Notable Quote:
    Mike Love (52:45): "I stole her TV and returned it because my own was broken. It made sense in the moment."

• Anime (58:30):

  • Performance: Offers a quirky monologue about van life and personal quirks, integrating absurd scenarios and self-deprecating humor.
  • Notable Quote:
    Anime (59:15): "I'm not one of those truck stop hookers, but I hustle via an app called Wonolo."

4. Interactive Segments and Special Moments

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in playful and often outrageous interactions with guests and comedians:

• Antonio Brown’s Presence:

  • Antonio Brown frequently interjects with humorous comments and playful insults, maintaining a high-energy atmosphere.
  • Notable Interaction:
    Antonio Brown (16:45): "Black dudes usually like me from behind. He may have a fat white ass."

• Jordan Peterson's Surprise Appearance (36:00):

  • In an unexpected twist, renowned psychologist Jordan Peterson makes a brief appearance, offering a humorous yet insightful comment on a guest's Adderall withdrawal.
  • Notable Quote:
    Jordan Peterson (36:15): "It would be nice to get him off the stage away from you mean bastards right away."

• One-Star Yelp Reviews Segment (24:30):

  • The hosts read and humorously dissect one-star Yelp reviews of favorite local establishments, adding comedic commentary on customer experiences.
  • Notable Quote:
    Tony Hinchcliffe (25:00): "This place is not worth $23. It was more like a snack."

5. Grand Finale with William Montgomery

The episode culminates with the return of perennial guest William Montgomery, whose over-the-top persona and blatant humor provide a memorable closing to the episode.

• Performance Highlights:

  • William delivers a rapid-fire monologue packed with cultural references and exaggerated jokes about sports and personal life.
  • Notable Quote:
    William Montgomery (1:05:30): "Antonio has a song called 'Over It' on Spotify now. It's called 'Over It.'"

• Interaction with Antonio Brown:

  • A humorous exchange revolves around William’s newfound music career and Antonio’s sobriety journey, blending absurdity with personal anecdotes.
  • Notable Quote:
    William Montgomery (1:07:00): "Give me a hug, bro."
    Antonio Brown (1:07:15): "He's been almost four years sober. You can't do it, man."

6. Conclusion

The hosts wrap up the episode with a final shout-out to their loyal band members and a humorous recap of the night's antics. Antonio Brown promotes his new song "Over It," and the hosts express their gratitude to the live audience and listeners for another night of chaotic comedy.

• Final Notable Quote:
  Tony Hinchcliffe (1:10:30): "We are living the dream, buddy. Antonio Brown and the big red machine that is together they are the big brown machine."

Overall Highlights

• Energetic Atmosphere: The live audience and the dynamic interactions between hosts, guests, and comedians create a vibrant and unpredictable environment.
• Diverse Comedic Styles: From dark humor to self-deprecation, the featured comedians bring a range of styles that cater to varied comedic tastes.
• Special Guest Dynamics: Antonio Brown’s involvement adds a layer of celebrity intrigue, while Jordan Peterson’s surprise appearance injects intellectual humor.
• Memorable Quotes: The episode is peppered with standout lines that capture the essence of each performer’s unique voice.

Conclusion: Episode #717 of "Kill Tony" masterfully blends live comedy with unexpected celebrity guest appearances, delivering an evening full of laughter, outrageous jokes, and memorable interactions. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the show, this episode offers a rich and engaging experience that showcases the unpredictable charm of "Kill Tony."