KILL TONY #738 – JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
Recorded: October 7, 2025 | Location: Comedy Mothership, Austin, TX
Hosts: Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban
Guests: Jimmy Carr, Andrew Santino
Specials: Zac Brown (musical guest), Ari Matti, David Lucas, William Montgomery
EPISODE OVERVIEW
The 738th episode of Kill Tony brings together international comedy force Jimmy Carr and red-headed powerhouse Andrew Santino as guests. Hosted by Tony Hinchcliffe and Brian Redban, this live taping at Austin's Comedy Mothership features a stacked lineup—highlighted by golden ticket regulars, special guest sets, and unpredictable, uproarious interviews with aspiring comics pulled from the audience "bucket." The episode is packed with sharp-roasted crowd banter, spontaneous musical cues, and stand-out guest performances, all stitched together with Kill Tony's signature irreverence and raw energy.
MAIN SEGMENTS & TIMESTAMPS
1. Kickoff & Guest Introductions [06:00–12:00]
- Tony welcomes an electric full house, quickly bringing up guests Andrew Santino (“White Noise” on Hulu) and repeat favorite Jimmy Carr.
- Zac Brown is introduced as the evening's musical correspondent, plugging his Sphere Vegas residency and upcoming album.
“Me and you, often confused for two ventriloquist dummies. Here we are, working together!”
— Tony Hinchcliffe to Jimmy Carr [10:40]
2. Show Format & Crowd Banter [12:00–14:00]
- Tony outlines the show’s gauntlet: ~300+ comedians signed up, with randomly selected names performing a 60-second set, followed by a no-holds-barred panel interview.
- Some first great crowd roast moments:
- “You guys make Andrew Santino look like a Dominican Yankee player… When you make a baby, it’s just gonna look like a cup of cum.”
— Tony [13:15] - “Let’s see your ghost cum, dude.” — Andrew Santino [13:50]
- “You guys make Andrew Santino look like a Dominican Yankee player… When you make a baby, it’s just gonna look like a cup of cum.”
3. Golden Ticket Opener: Jack Shaw [16:00–20:00]
- Jack’s set: Riffs on the perils of "roadhead" and anxious male sexuality.
- Panel banter: Tony, Jimmy, and Santino poke fun at his nervous energy and cartoonish persona, leading to Jack's jazz scatting live (“I threw up in my mouth a little bit.”—Zac Brown [19:40]).
- Santino teases: “Once again, the Jews stealing black art live.” [20:50]
4. First Bucket Pull: Marvin Izzy [21:00–28:00]
- Set: Discusses misunderstandings around “kerfuffle,” celebrates an 18-year marriage, jokes about his grandparents (cousin marriage bit).
- Interview: Talks Bronx upbringing, witnessing a stabbing, and plans to donate his ponytail for wigs amid much panel disgust.
- Jimmy Carr’s feedback: “You’re adorable when you smile… Laughing a little bit would be good with your set.” [25:00]
- Newly cut hair is waved around grossing out the whole table.
5. Justin Tamayo: Dating Struggles, Pool Guy Tales [32:00–41:00]
- Set: Epstein’s island joke, online dating woes—especially “getting tricked by fat girls.”
- Interview: Panel dissects fat-shaming, online dating filters, and pool maintenance myths (chlorine/pee chemistry gets debated).
- Quote: “If you’re peeing in your pool, that’s all you got, then…”
— Justin Tamayo [38:45]
6. Jesse 'Battle' Vasquez: Prison Tales Unleashed [41:00–51:00]
- Set: Gun violence/serial killer jokes, nerves evident (“I perform for 15 people max…”).
- Interview: Opens up about repeated stints in Texas prison (“100 pounds of weed”/“Conspiracy, smuggling illegals"), running a “store” with stamps as prison currency.
- Andrew Santino urges: “Your material should be about prison. There’s a wealth of it.” [48:00]
- On prison sexuality: “No, never a close call. Used imagination and vintage porn.” [49:45]
- Ends with a stamp-collecting joke book award.
7. Paul Ramirez: High School Trauma, Coming Out, Family Roasts [53:00–60:00]
- Set: “Pokemon trainer with a fentanyl addiction,” dark student-teacher sex gag, awkward coming out.
- Interview: Hyper-nervous, quick-fire answers, roasts his own mother (“My mom’s fat”), panel riffs on El Paso, family, and merch ideas (“I’m gay”—Paul’s new catchphrase).
- Jimmy Carr: “Are you really gay or is this a bit?” [57:50]
8. Chris Reese: Masturbation, Movie Twists, Coloring Books [60:00–67:00]
- Set: “Asian man, you good at masturbating?”; sends texts about suicide while using vibrating phone for pleasure.
- Interview: Talks building circuit boards, coloring books, health neglect, and horror movies.
- Notable burn: “Thank you for not shooting the place with insulin…” — Tony [63:00]
- Jimmy: “Can I cut your hair off? Want to donate your hair to sick kids or be a bad guy?” [66:20]
9. Regular Sets: Ari Matti [67:30–74:30], David Lucas [107:00–115:00], William Montgomery [155:20–end]
Ari Matti (“Estonian Assassin”)
- Slaughters with a chess/battle of sexes routine (“Women’s chess is basically checkers…”), tales from touring Philly, L.A., and Portland.
- “Portland homeless are like the cool, fentanyl zombie kind—it’s interactive Walking Dead.” [70:00]
David Lucas (Legendary Roaster)
- Dismantles smoke detector habits in black homes (“The cure for diabetes is in the fucking smoke detector…”), then the room with a Jimmy Carr roast battle.
- “You look like you host American Idol in Ireland.” [112:00]
William Montgomery (Final Set)
- Batman-Bruce Wayne “land deed” bit, then veers into voyeurism (“Watched two people have sex from my hotel, naked… Maybe I could help them out!”)
- Jimmy Carr suggests new venues for masturbation; William considers “jacking off at Buc-ee’s on Bucky.” [162:30]
- Closes out with trademark weirdness and audience roasting.
10. Panel Interviews: Standout Bucket Pulls
Aaron West [75:00–88:00]
- “Olive Garden tour of Italy…without leaving Beaumont, Texas” and cannoli-in-urinal humor.
- Reveals third performance in eight years, opens up about sobriety journey, disastrous work stories.
- “It’s incredible confidence with… terrible material. You could be a great comedic actor.”
— Jimmy Carr [81:30]
Mason Bird [92:00–100:20]
- Self-deprecating gym/food humor (“I look like WW3 propaganda… I’m Big Mike at Jersey Mike’s”).
- Deep-dive on family alcoholism and the refusal to go on Ozempic ("If you take Ozempic to lose weight, you’re a bitch. Back in my day, you had to get AIDS.")
- Is awarded a Golden Ticket and future Secret Show spot.
Donna Lee [120:00–131:00]
- Honest, touching set about her “tirish” background and critical Thai mother, delivered with an emotional punch.
- Shares her journey: 12 years off-stage for family, comeback to follow her dream.
- “This is my dream. Now it’s my turn to be first.” — Donna Lee [122:30]
- Panel discusses washed up/step-mom porn, dealing with online haters, and the "sucky sucky" bit, pivoting to heartfelt moments about her late mother and resilience.
Ronnie Rohrbach [131:00–150:00] (Final bucket pull)
- Blew the roof off with dark, quick-witted self-deprecation regarding his cerebral palsy and being adopted from Guatemala.
- Panel in stitches over stories — from growing up tasked with mixing drinks with his "bad hand," being a disc golf enthusiast, and entering (and placing) in a “prettiest butthole” contest in Lansing, MI.
- Delivers a jaw-dropping tale of getting raw-dogged by a stripper at Rick’s Cabaret for $350—complete with Yelp review readings and a possible love child.
- “My friend, that is cerebral. Ballsy.” — Jimmy Carr [148:10]
NOTABLE QUOTES & MOMENTS (with Timestamps)
- “You guys make Andrew Santino look like a Dominican Yankee player. I mean, look at the lack of color on these people.” — Tony [13:10]
- “That’s when I learned I come from positive affirmation.” — Jack Shaw [17:45]
- “I feel like I’m in a dream sequence in an episode of Saved by the Bell.” — Zac Brown [19:45]
- “Your material should be about prison. You’ve got a wealth of stories.” — Andrew Santino to Jesse Vasquez [48:00]
- “You came here tonight with some pretty good jokes. They did pretty good, huh, Paul? Do you feel good? ...You’re panicking. It’s okay, Paul. Close your eyes, Paul.” — Tony [54:20]
- “Thank you for not shooting the place with insulin. Am I right?” — Tony to Chris Rees [63:05]
- “Portland’s homeless… It’s like an interactive Walking Dead experience.” — Ari Matti [70:10]
- “You look like you read Dr. Seuss to n***as in prison. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.” — David Lucas roasting Jimmy Carr [112:40]
- “If you have to take Ozempic to lose weight, you’re a bitch. Back in my day, we didn’t have Ozempic, you had to get AIDS.” — Mason Bird [96:30]
- “This is my dream. Now it’s my turn to be first.” — Donna Lee [122:30]
- “I came in third place in a prettiest butthole competition.” — Ronnie Rohrbach [137:10]
- “You came inside of her? Not on purpose!” — Panel to Ronnie regarding the strip club story [147:20]
- “Maybe I could jack off on Bucky…” — William Montgomery [162:35]
ADDITIONAL HIGHLIGHTS
- Musical Direction: Zac Brown’s quips as music correspondent, Sphere residency hype.
- Panel Dynamics: Jimmy Carr’s relentlessly dry wit and Santino’s deadpan escalate the show’s laser-sharp roasts and running gags (pool cleaning, fat jokes, family self-roasts).
- Realness Amidst Insanity: Several comics open up about sobriety, prison time, family trauma, health concerns—even as most interviews spiral into hilarious filth and chaos.
- Prankster Energy: Repeated crowd dunks (“You look like…,” “Tell us about your [troubled] family…”) and Tony’s signature “close your eyes” therapy sessions.
REGULARS & SPECIALS
- Ari Matti: Estonian “killing” the chess/gender contrast routine, road stories with Martin Phillips
- David Lucas: Roasting racial smoke detector habits and Jimmy Carr’s complexion
- William Montgomery: Surreal, manic one-liners and tales of hotel window voyeurism, plus a spontaneous audience member roast
SUMMARY/TL;DR
Kill Tony #738 is a riotous, star-studded marathon of lightning-fast sets, unfiltered interviews, savage panel commentary, and historic guest interplay. Highlights include raw and honest stories about prison life, family dysfunction, sex work, and intensely self-aware humor—spanning from a viral strip club story to Golden Ticket triumphs, all carried by the unmistakable chemistry of Tony Hinchcliffe, Redban, and guests Jimmy Carr and Andrew Santino. Comedy fans—especially fans of biting, alt-room energy—will not want to miss this instant-classic episode.