Kill Tony Ep. 746 Summary

Guests: Adam Ray, Ian Edwards
Date: December 2, 2025
Location: Comedy Mothership, Austin, Texas
Hosts: Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban

Main Theme

This high-energy, joke-packed episode of Kill Tony features comedians Adam Ray and Ian Edwards as guests, along with a parade of aspiring comics and standout regulars. The show is a balance of rapid-fire roasts, crowd work, playful panel banter, and interviews with audience-drawn comedians—each delivering a one-minute set and weathering unpredictable, hilarious questioning. As always, the episode is fueled by raw honesty, relentless teasing, and the wild vibes of a live Austin comedy crowd.

Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Panel Introductions & Announcements (05:45 - 09:50)

• Adam Ray is hyped as a “Guest of the Year Hall of Famer,” prepping for his upcoming giant theater tour and last-ever Dr. Phil Live (09:25).
• Ian Edwards is plugged for his YouTube special, Untitled.

Notable Banter:

• Adam jokes:
  “Got in today, shaved Redban’s back an hour before the show and just fired up to be here.” (09:35, Adam Ray)

2. Golden Ticket Opener: Martin Phillips (10:40 – 24:15)

• Martin delivers jokes about failing at poker, awkward advice from middle school students, and being a recognizable “distinct figure.”
• Discussion swirls around Martin’s dating life (“Never the ones you want, you know?”), distinct wardrobe, and a “frequency healing” gadget he tries onstage—leading to a mock “healing” session.
• Panel riffs on Martin’s glasses (“liberal cuck glasses”) and skin routine.

Notable Quotes:

• “If I am going to go gay, it will be with a cripple. That was my high school yearbook quote.” (22:00, Adam Ray as Martin)
• “You’re the most handsome cerebral palsy person I ever met.” (23:00, Tony Hinchcliffe)

3. Bucket Pull #1: John Chaney (24:30 – 37:15)

• Delivers jokes about his Pakistani ex-wife and being a veteran.
• Interview explores his nervousness, military service (artillery, Iraq), being a drill sergeant, raising straight-A kids, and experience in a teen rehab facility.
• Frequent roasts on his shaky stage presence.

Notable Quotes:

• “You look like Bert Kreischer if he was called the sleep apnea machine.” (32:30, Adam Ray)
• “So do they seem Pakistani?” (Tony probes about his children’s appearance, 35:50)

4. Bucket Pull #2: Michael Hines (41:10 – 56:50)

• Machine-gun delivery of dark one-liners (marriage and “hitting women,” abortion, Crossfitter Jesus).
• Reveals he was rear-ended by a car earlier that day (the panel jokes about the ethnicity of the driver), and shares his Marine Corps background, failed love life, and a recent one-night stand.
• Memorable role-play of Michael’s encounter with a Latina woman—panel improvises “makeout” bedroom scene.

Notable Quotes:

• “What ethnicity was the guy that hit you?...Mexican, Tony.” (45:10, Michael Hines reluctantly answering)
• “I’m gonna lick that fupa, girl. Bring it over here.” (54:50, Adam Ray in sketch scene)

5. Bucket Pull #3: Big Stu (56:55 – 01:13:55)

• Jokes about learning the “wrong Spanish” from Duolingo, lack of motivation in Tulsa, and having “big” in his name despite being smaller than prior guests.
• He lost 40 pounds recently, makes custom flags/ signs for work (including trans flags), and demonstrates his unique talent: kicking himself in the head.
• Reveals fondness for black women; panel stages a risqué cocaine-fueled hookup re-enactment.

Notable Quotes:

• “You look like Andrew Santino if he quit comedy to manage a Little Caesars.” (1:09:15, Adam Ray)
• “They taste like honey.” (1:12:10, Big Stu on his preference for Black women)

6. Featured Friend Spot: Taylor Boss (1:14:00 – 1:21:15)

• Shares “fruit by the foot” as addiction gateway story, and history of drugs, painting, and mental hospital residency.
• Praised by both Adam Ray and Ian Edwards for his art and comedic growth.

Notable Quotes:

• “They put you in with the craziest person just to kind of scare you a little bit.” (1:17:25, Taylor Boss about mental hospital)
• “Taylor’s hilarious. Known you for a while… always cool to throw bones to somebody who grinds.” (1:20:10, Adam Ray)

7. Bucket Pull #4: Muhammad You All (1:21:20 – 1:35:10)

• Edgy material on the “N-word” and his “shade,” panel cracking up at his deep darkness and the visual contrast with Ian.
• Describes his journey from Sudan to Iowa to Austin, missing his ex (a white stand-up comic), and living with genital warts acquired as a 10-year-old in Egypt.
• Works as a sample guy at Target.

Notable Quotes:

• “First time I’ve ever been light-skinned in my life and I appreciate it.” (1:25:45, Ian Edwards)
• “You’re the only guy D Madness has ever seen before.” (1:26:00, Tony Hinchcliffe)

8. Regular Set: Dedrick Flynn (1:38:10 – 1:48:10)

• Reflects on adjusting to Austin from Atlanta; riffs on counting black people, bus rides, and new-found local fame (“I got motherfucking regular, bitch after 39 signups!”).
• Expresses gratitude, excitement about doing shows at home, and describes how life is changing.

Notable Quotes:

• “This is the most booming city in the world, right? Ask me my favorite comedian—Tony Hinchcliffe.” (1:39:10, Dedrick Flynn)
• “All I know is phone calls but I haven’t gotten the hugs from it yet.” (1:43:50, Dedrick Flynn)

9. Bucket Pull #5: Stevie One Leg Wonder (1:49:10 – 2:00:45)

• Makes debut; his first time ever doing stand-up.
• Lost his leg in work accident, raising three grown kids solo. Performs prosthetic “kick my own head” trick to crowd delight.

Notable Quotes:

• “The divorce cost you an arm and a leg?”
  “Just a leg. I was good at negotiating.” (1:55:55, Tony & Stevie One Leg)

10. Surprise Guest: Pauly Shore & Brian Holtzman (2:01:30 – 2:07:50)

• Pauly awkwardly apologizes for past behavior (“I lied about being banned”), with Holtzman as his pseudo-caretaker.
• Holtzman delivers a blistering rant about “retards at the airport,” drawing huge, shocked laughter.

Memorable Moment:

• Classic Holtzman: “There’s a lot of retards at the airport. Is there anybody who can get on the fucking plane without help?...Retard Air!” (2:05:40, Brian Holtzman)

11. Bucket Pulls & Miscellaneous (2:09:00 - 2:45:40)

• Owen Galavin: Irish ancestry = inbreeding jokes; struggles with pressure during interview.
• Sebastian Santa Maria: Shrek/Fiona masturbation dreams, open about drug past, engineer background.
• Brandon Roris: Family man, VR comedian, previously emotional on show, gently roasted for being so earnest.
• Kendall Jr.: Disability due to spinal surgery and past heroin addiction, now clean, jokes about family, ends with toilet humor.
• Panel consistently highlights lack of confidence, nerves, and bizarre facts about the guests, often inventing wild, absurd premises on the fly.

12. Regular Closing: William Montgomery (2:45:40 – End)

• Delivers signature non-sequiturs, pokes fun at Redban’s body, references his viral “bomb” opening for bad audience (“It doesn’t matter…so what if I do comedy, I’m not allowed to bomb?”).
• Discusses coping mechanisms—buying oriental rugs on eBay, inability to use his rowing machine, and feeling down.
• Adam Ray and Tony sincerely praise his resilience, recurring “pants rant” character, and role as “Vanilla Gorilla.”

Notable Quotes & Moments by Timestamp

• Adam Ray: “Still got it…maybe the greatest guest of all time.” (09:45)
• Tony Hinchcliffe: “We’re brothers in this” (on longtime collaboration with Ian, 08:30)
• Adam Ray (Impression): “If I am going to go gay…it will be with a cripple.” (22:00)
• Redban (after failing to kick his own head): “Oh my God, my belly button!” (1:09:55)
• Ian Edwards to Big Stu: “How often do you even see a redhead?”
  Big Stu: “Once a week.” (1:12:40)

Flow & Tone

The episode is relentlessly playful and raw, with hosts and guests sparring in good humor and occasionally getting dark or weird. The stand-ups range from new-to-stage to burgeoning professionals, with the panel always ready to “heighten” the absurdity—especially with saucy role-play scenes and off-the-cuff roasts. The live crowd’s energy is high, fueling both boldness and nervousness in bucket-pull comics. Regulars Dedrick Flynn and William Montgomery keep the show’s heart pumping with authentic stories of struggle and self-deprecation.

Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |----------------------------------|-------------------| | Panel intros, tour plugs | 05:45 – 09:50 | | Martin Phillips (opener) | 10:40 – 24:15 | | John Chaney | 24:30 – 37:15 | | Michael Hines | 41:10 – 56:50 | | Big Stu | 56:55 – 01:13:55 | | Taylor Boss (comic friend) | 1:14:00 – 1:21:15 | | Muhammad You All | 1:21:20 – 1:35:10 | | Dedrick Flynn (regular set) | 1:38:10 – 1:48:10 | | Stevie One Leg Wonder | 1:49:10 – 2:00:45 | | Pauly Shore & Brian Holtzman | 2:01:30 – 2:07:50 | | Final bucket pulls | 2:09:00 – 2:45:40 | | William Montgomery (regular) | 2:45:40 – end |

Episode Character

The show’s signature is in its fearless roasting and deep dives into the guests’ strangest qualities, taking even tragic backstories and turning them comedic and communal. Adam Ray shines with quick impressions and sharp off-the-cuff bits; Ian Edwards is slyly sardonic; Tony Hinchcliffe is master of needle-sharp questioning. With surprise cameos (Pauly Shore, Holtzman), classic William Montgomery weirdness, and heartfelt moments from regulars, it’s an unfiltered showcase of comedy, camaraderie, and chaos in the Austin scene.

Listen for:

• Big Stu and Redban’s failed attempts to kick their own heads.
• Michael Hines and Adam Ray’s unsparing play-by-play of a one-night stand.
• The panel’s joyous reaction to the “darkest” guest ever, Muhammad You All.
• William’s therapeutic rug shopping saga and boisterous crowdwork.

For stand-up fans, this episode is a whirlwind of the best and weirdest the live scene has to offer, blending vulnerability, savagery, and full-throttle crowd engagement—the signature heart of Kill Tony.