Podcast Summary: Kill Tony #747 – HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT

Date: December 9, 2025
Recorded Live at the Comedy Mothership, Austin, TX
Hosts: Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban
Guests: Harland Williams, Nick Rochefort
Band: Raul Vallejo, Fernando Castillo, Carlos Sosa, Michael Gonzalez, Matt Muling, John Dees, D-Madness

Overview

This episode of Kill Tony brings together legendary comedian Harland Williams, returning to much fanfare as the reigning Guest of the Year, and Nick Rochefort, making his first appearance. With a lively crowd, a full band, and the usual chaos of comedians pulled from the bucket, the episode is a wild ride of offbeat interviews, unpredictable stand-up, and classic Kill Tony roasts. The recurring themes are resilience, the often-surreal world of open-mic comedy, and the fine art of comedic improvisation.

“This is one of those nights where you get a little bit of both: a first-time guest who I think is funny as shit, and an absolute legend.”
— Tony Hinchcliffe [04:59]

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Guest Introductions & Banter (04:38–07:24)

Harland Williams opens with a quirky anecdote about leaving a "seven-layer lasagna in the oven," leading to riffing about lasagna layers and comparing them to space shuttle tiles.
Nick Rochefort’s dry, absurd humor debuts (“Space is fake. But I know.”), hinting at his offbeat comedic persona.

Memorable quote:

Harland: “I did a 14 layer lasagna. I cut it up the same size as the space tile, stuck them all over my Corvette Stingray, and I won. 102 through Bakersfield.” [07:06]

2. Explaining Show Mechanics for New Guests (07:51–08:44)

Tony explains the Kill Tony process to Nick: random comedians get one minute, then a panel interview ensues.
The energy is playful and anticipatory, with Tony teasing the unpredictability of the bucket.

Featured Comedians & Panel Interaction

3. Danny Martinello – Bathtime Masculinity (08:44–15:33)

Canadian comedian Danny riffs on being told “taking a bath makes me feminine,” and riffs further into bath-time foods, accidental nudity on social media, and childhood Adderall abuse.
Panel riffing: Harland and Tony joke about “the penis gasping for air like a koi fish” [11:53], and share wild stories about Danny’s rumored Adderall dealing as a kid.
Standout: Harland’s relentless riffing on bath-time anatomy and Danny’s energy.

4. Matthew Coffin – Parking Lot Service Dog Life (16:20–21:40)

Jokes about "Operation Midnight Hammer" and turning into "an old black lady in winter".
Reveals he brings his dog Lucius Fox everywhere, and that the dog is his “service animal,” resulting in a bizarre, uncomfortable Q&A about the authenticity of his need.
The panel expresses disbelief at Matthew’s eccentric lifestyle and comedic delivery.

Notable roast:

Tony: “Is there anything that you do without the dog? …This is a real human being, ladies and gentlemen.” [20:00]

5. A Fender – From Homelessness to Pot Growing (25:07–33:39)

Jokes about Southern stereotypes, moving via short bus, and recently landing an apartment after homelessness.
Shares pride in being a “pot grower” and details about surviving homelessness (“They take shits in the street... you gotta be respectable… put it in a bag, take it far from the Mothership.” [29:00]).
Tony and Harland riff on homeless hygiene hacks. Panel probes about Offender’s tattoos, love life, and success in comedy.

6. Emo Ma – Black Rooms and Global Comedy (34:18–44:49)

South Sudanese-Australian Emomajak delivers sharp cultural jokes about race and moving from Sudan to Australia as a refugee.
Harland offers playful, awkward commentary about Emo’s dark complexion. Emo discusses Australia’s racism, comedy scenes in various cultures, and his Indian-Canadian fiancée.
Affable, well-received, and considered a “great interview” by Tony and Harland.

Notable exchange:

Tony: “What’s the most racist thing that’s ever happened to you?”
Emo: “Someone tried to rub it off in Bali.” [40:00]

7. Ashley Ann – The Ex Files (47:07–52:56)

Ashley jokes about dating a bisexual ex, threesomes gone wrong, and her ex’s criminal past.
Shares a turbulent personal life: her ex is in/out of prison for DUI and armed robbery, and she's now engaged to a legally blind man she met at karaoke.
The panel ridicules her ambiguous storytelling and tumultuous relationships.

Classic roast:

Tony: “This is perhaps one of the craziest ex-girlfriends we’ve ever had on this show. Wow. Revenge is sweet — 13 years she’s been plotting.” [48:13]

8. Ari Matty – Movie Titles & Ethnic Comedy (53:34–64:43)

As a Kill Tony regular, Ari delivers a polished set imagining how American movies play overseas ("Taken in Albania is called Normal Business"), lampooning Denzel Washington action films, and sharing stories from Estonia.
The panel and crowd are engaged, often letting Ari’s narrative flow for longer than usual.
Jokes about Halloween in the US and differences between Estonians and Russians.

Harland riff:

Harland: “One are murderer and raping empire, and the other are really nice, intelligent, beautiful people.” [58:21]

9. Doc – Divorce, Trauma, & Medical Mishaps (73:18–84:21)

Doc delivers a grizzled set moaning about ex-wives, daughters, and the “bullshit” he’s endured. His material is crass and cathartic, centering on trauma and jadedness.
Interview reveals wild stories of controlling spouses, Craigslist infidelity, and a traumatic urology experience.
Harland and Tony poke fun and express awe at Doc’s “unfuckable energy”.

Strong Bucket Sets & Standout Interviews

10. Jack McWilliams – Stability Amidst Chaos (85:45–95:27)

A comedian’s comedian, Jack’s set on sexual innuendo and product placement is tight, clever, and lands well.
Shares 10 years in standup, work as a golf caddy, and hope to be hired as a club doorman.
Extended riff about Texas’ beloved H-E-B grocery chain, with Tony, Redban, and Harland effusing over its products.

Quote:

Tony: “You have to understand, it’s real and it’s an anomaly…our grocery stores, our gas stations, our tax breaks—so many things are better here in Texas.” [93:39]

11. Paula – Audience Wildcard (95:59–104:06)

First-timer Paula struggles through a set about synchronized swimming and white underwear, but her interview takes a surreal turn — she reveals her uncle was killed by the mob and she was once on the Steve Harvey show.
The panel roasts her for her “Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction after the overdose” vibe, and Harland debuts a child-catcher impression.

12. Jenny Ann – Nerddom & Dating (104:06–111:23)

Jenny Ann’s set riffs on being a “nerd emoji”, Hot or Not, and dating apps. The panel deems it dull and attempts to prod for a “most interesting fact,” but get little in return beyond anecdotes about selling a Mustang and brief shoe modeling.
Tony invokes the policy of a “year’s break” for lackluster performers.

Regular Closer:

13. William Montgomery – Absurd, Awkward, and Relatable (113:10–122:57)

William’s set is classic deadpan absurdism: jokes about Kevlar, ChatGPT replacing Redban, and Donnie Darko.
In the interview, William details his depressive funk, eBay lamp obsession, birds crashing into his windows, and a failed attempt to cry on cue.
Exchanges between William, Tony, and Nick Rochefort play up the show’s unfiltered and unpredictable spirit.

Quote:

Tony: “Do you think there’s any correlation between what is being considered, you know, a very viral moment for you and all of these things? Birds flying into your windows, owls, all these..” [121:42]

Notable Quotes & Callback Moments

“The penis does float and the little hole in the tip gasps for air like a koi fish.” — Harland Williams [11:53]
“I’m a caddy so I go like six months at a time. …I was just passed on another callback to be a door guy here literally tonight”—Jack McWilliams [88:04]
“She put her [profile] on Craigslist personals. And she was dating a lot; usually five to seven guys at a time. …Good luck finding a romantic gangbang, bitch.”—Doc [77:01]
“We all have different gradients and shades of skin. Black people, white people, Asian people.”—Harland Williams, riffing on Emo Ma, [36:19]
“I keep deposit, look, scratches, I have evidence, no scratch here before, I have picture. …Photoshop is free—and so are we.”—Ari Matty on seeing Jewish tourists in Cozumel [62:12]
“Texas: our grocery stores, our gas stations, our tax breaks, our booming economy. So many things are better here.”—Tony Hinchcliffe [93:39]

Important Timestamps & Segments

| Segment | Timestamp (MM:SS) | |--------------------------------------------|----------------------| | Guest Introductions & Lasagna Riff | 04:38 – 07:24 | | Danny Martinello Set & Interview | 08:44 – 15:33 | | Matthew Coffin Set & Interview | 16:20 – 21:40 | | A Fender Set & Homelessness Stories | 25:07 – 33:39 | | Emo Ma (Emojak) Set & Global Comedy | 34:18 – 44:49 | | Ashley Ann & Relationship Mayhem | 47:07 – 52:56 | | Ari Matty Extended Set & Movie Jokes | 53:34 – 64:43 | | Doc – Divorce Trauma & Urology Riff | 73:18 – 84:21 | | Jack McWilliams – Comedy & H-E-B Riff | 85:45 – 95:27 | | Paula – Audience Wildcard Interview | 95:59 – 104:06 | | Jenny Ann – Nerd Jokes & Roasting | 104:06 – 111:23 | | William Montgomery – Closing Set/Interview | 113:10 – 122:57 |

Tone & Atmosphere

Chaotic, irreverent, and gleefully confrontational.
Harland’s surrealism pairs well with Nick Rochefort’s deadpan and Tony’s fast, razor-edged roasting.
The show oscillates between supportive mentorship for up-and-coming comics and full-throttle comedic takedowns.

Final Thoughts

This episode encapsulates Kill Tony at its best: a parade of wild characters, heartfelt struggles, and razor-sharp comedic banter. Harland Williams shines with offbeat riffs, newcomer Nick Rochefort holds his own, and regulars like Ari Matty and William Montgomery provide standout comedic moments. Amidst the chaos, the show demonstrates real opportunities for aspiring comics—and unfiltered, unpredictable entertainment for the fans.

Find More

Harland Williams: The Harland Highway Podcast, upcoming “Commzilla” theater tour, film “Wingman” in 2026.
Nick Rochefort: Scuffed Real Tour (shamonicshouse.com), antique store on Instagram @chamonixhouse.
House Band, Secret Shows, and Door Guy spots: Follow @KillTony and the Comedy Mothership for updates.

Listen on DeathSquad.TV or wherever you get your podcasts.

Podcast Summary: Kill Tony #747 – HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT

Overview

“This is one of those nights where you get a little bit of both: a first-time guest who I think is funny as shit, and an absolute legend.”
— Tony Hinchcliffe [04:59]

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Guest Introductions & Banter (04:38–07:24)

Harland Williams opens with a quirky anecdote about leaving a "seven-layer lasagna in the oven," leading to riffing about lasagna layers and comparing them to space shuttle tiles.
Nick Rochefort’s dry, absurd humor debuts (“Space is fake. But I know.”), hinting at his offbeat comedic persona.

Memorable quote:

Harland: “I did a 14 layer lasagna. I cut it up the same size as the space tile, stuck them all over my Corvette Stingray, and I won. 102 through Bakersfield.” [07:06]

2. Explaining Show Mechanics for New Guests (07:51–08:44)

Tony explains the Kill Tony process to Nick: random comedians get one minute, then a panel interview ensues.
The energy is playful and anticipatory, with Tony teasing the unpredictability of the bucket.

Featured Comedians & Panel Interaction

3. Danny Martinello – Bathtime Masculinity (08:44–15:33)

Canadian comedian Danny riffs on being told “taking a bath makes me feminine,” and riffs further into bath-time foods, accidental nudity on social media, and childhood Adderall abuse.
Panel riffing: Harland and Tony joke about “the penis gasping for air like a koi fish” [11:53], and share wild stories about Danny’s rumored Adderall dealing as a kid.
Standout: Harland’s relentless riffing on bath-time anatomy and Danny’s energy.

4. Matthew Coffin – Parking Lot Service Dog Life (16:20–21:40)

Jokes about "Operation Midnight Hammer" and turning into "an old black lady in winter".
Reveals he brings his dog Lucius Fox everywhere, and that the dog is his “service animal,” resulting in a bizarre, uncomfortable Q&A about the authenticity of his need.
The panel expresses disbelief at Matthew’s eccentric lifestyle and comedic delivery.

Notable roast:

Tony: “Is there anything that you do without the dog? …This is a real human being, ladies and gentlemen.” [20:00]

5. A Fender – From Homelessness to Pot Growing (25:07–33:39)

Jokes about Southern stereotypes, moving via short bus, and recently landing an apartment after homelessness.
Shares pride in being a “pot grower” and details about surviving homelessness (“They take shits in the street... you gotta be respectable… put it in a bag, take it far from the Mothership.” [29:00]).
Tony and Harland riff on homeless hygiene hacks. Panel probes about Offender’s tattoos, love life, and success in comedy.

6. Emo Ma – Black Rooms and Global Comedy (34:18–44:49)

South Sudanese-Australian Emomajak delivers sharp cultural jokes about race and moving from Sudan to Australia as a refugee.
Harland offers playful, awkward commentary about Emo’s dark complexion. Emo discusses Australia’s racism, comedy scenes in various cultures, and his Indian-Canadian fiancée.
Affable, well-received, and considered a “great interview” by Tony and Harland.

Notable exchange:

Tony: “What’s the most racist thing that’s ever happened to you?”
Emo: “Someone tried to rub it off in Bali.” [40:00]

7. Ashley Ann – The Ex Files (47:07–52:56)

Ashley jokes about dating a bisexual ex, threesomes gone wrong, and her ex’s criminal past.
Shares a turbulent personal life: her ex is in/out of prison for DUI and armed robbery, and she's now engaged to a legally blind man she met at karaoke.
The panel ridicules her ambiguous storytelling and tumultuous relationships.

Classic roast:

Tony: “This is perhaps one of the craziest ex-girlfriends we’ve ever had on this show. Wow. Revenge is sweet — 13 years she’s been plotting.” [48:13]

8. Ari Matty – Movie Titles & Ethnic Comedy (53:34–64:43)

As a Kill Tony regular, Ari delivers a polished set imagining how American movies play overseas ("Taken in Albania is called Normal Business"), lampooning Denzel Washington action films, and sharing stories from Estonia.
The panel and crowd are engaged, often letting Ari’s narrative flow for longer than usual.
Jokes about Halloween in the US and differences between Estonians and Russians.

Harland riff:

Harland: “One are murderer and raping empire, and the other are really nice, intelligent, beautiful people.” [58:21]

9. Doc – Divorce, Trauma, & Medical Mishaps (73:18–84:21)

Doc delivers a grizzled set moaning about ex-wives, daughters, and the “bullshit” he’s endured. His material is crass and cathartic, centering on trauma and jadedness.
Interview reveals wild stories of controlling spouses, Craigslist infidelity, and a traumatic urology experience.
Harland and Tony poke fun and express awe at Doc’s “unfuckable energy”.

Strong Bucket Sets & Standout Interviews

10. Jack McWilliams – Stability Amidst Chaos (85:45–95:27)

A comedian’s comedian, Jack’s set on sexual innuendo and product placement is tight, clever, and lands well.
Shares 10 years in standup, work as a golf caddy, and hope to be hired as a club doorman.
Extended riff about Texas’ beloved H-E-B grocery chain, with Tony, Redban, and Harland effusing over its products.

Quote:

Tony: “You have to understand, it’s real and it’s an anomaly…our grocery stores, our gas stations, our tax breaks—so many things are better here in Texas.” [93:39]

11. Paula – Audience Wildcard (95:59–104:06)

First-timer Paula struggles through a set about synchronized swimming and white underwear, but her interview takes a surreal turn — she reveals her uncle was killed by the mob and she was once on the Steve Harvey show.
The panel roasts her for her “Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction after the overdose” vibe, and Harland debuts a child-catcher impression.

12. Jenny Ann – Nerddom & Dating (104:06–111:23)

Jenny Ann’s set riffs on being a “nerd emoji”, Hot or Not, and dating apps. The panel deems it dull and attempts to prod for a “most interesting fact,” but get little in return beyond anecdotes about selling a Mustang and brief shoe modeling.
Tony invokes the policy of a “year’s break” for lackluster performers.

Regular Closer:

13. William Montgomery – Absurd, Awkward, and Relatable (113:10–122:57)

William’s set is classic deadpan absurdism: jokes about Kevlar, ChatGPT replacing Redban, and Donnie Darko.
In the interview, William details his depressive funk, eBay lamp obsession, birds crashing into his windows, and a failed attempt to cry on cue.
Exchanges between William, Tony, and Nick Rochefort play up the show’s unfiltered and unpredictable spirit.

Quote:

Tony: “Do you think there’s any correlation between what is being considered, you know, a very viral moment for you and all of these things? Birds flying into your windows, owls, all these..” [121:42]

Notable Quotes & Callback Moments

“The penis does float and the little hole in the tip gasps for air like a koi fish.” — Harland Williams [11:53]
“I’m a caddy so I go like six months at a time. …I was just passed on another callback to be a door guy here literally tonight”—Jack McWilliams [88:04]
“She put her [profile] on Craigslist personals. And she was dating a lot; usually five to seven guys at a time. …Good luck finding a romantic gangbang, bitch.”—Doc [77:01]
“We all have different gradients and shades of skin. Black people, white people, Asian people.”—Harland Williams, riffing on Emo Ma, [36:19]
“I keep deposit, look, scratches, I have evidence, no scratch here before, I have picture. …Photoshop is free—and so are we.”—Ari Matty on seeing Jewish tourists in Cozumel [62:12]
“Texas: our grocery stores, our gas stations, our tax breaks, our booming economy. So many things are better here.”—Tony Hinchcliffe [93:39]

Important Timestamps & Segments

Tone & Atmosphere

Chaotic, irreverent, and gleefully confrontational.
Harland’s surrealism pairs well with Nick Rochefort’s deadpan and Tony’s fast, razor-edged roasting.
The show oscillates between supportive mentorship for up-and-coming comics and full-throttle comedic takedowns.

Final Thoughts

Find More

Harland Williams: The Harland Highway Podcast, upcoming “Commzilla” theater tour, film “Wingman” in 2026.
Nick Rochefort: Scuffed Real Tour (shamonicshouse.com), antique store on Instagram @chamonixhouse.
House Band, Secret Shows, and Door Guy spots: Follow @KillTony and the Comedy Mothership for updates.

Listen on DeathSquad.TV or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Podcast Summary: Kill Tony #747 – HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT

Overview

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Guest Introductions & Banter (04:38–07:24)

2. Explaining Show Mechanics for New Guests (07:51–08:44)

Featured Comedians & Panel Interaction

3. Danny Martinello – Bathtime Masculinity (08:44–15:33)

4. Matthew Coffin – Parking Lot Service Dog Life (16:20–21:40)

5. A Fender – From Homelessness to Pot Growing (25:07–33:39)

6. Emo Ma – Black Rooms and Global Comedy (34:18–44:49)

7. Ashley Ann – The Ex Files (47:07–52:56)

8. Ari Matty – Movie Titles & Ethnic Comedy (53:34–64:43)

9. Doc – Divorce, Trauma, & Medical Mishaps (73:18–84:21)

Strong Bucket Sets & Standout Interviews

10. Jack McWilliams – Stability Amidst Chaos (85:45–95:27)

11. Paula – Audience Wildcard (95:59–104:06)

12. Jenny Ann – Nerddom & Dating (104:06–111:23)

Regular Closer:

13. William Montgomery – Absurd, Awkward, and Relatable (113:10–122:57)

Notable Quotes & Callback Moments

Important Timestamps & Segments

Tone & Atmosphere

Final Thoughts

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Summary

Podcast Summary: Kill Tony #747 – HARLAND WILLIAMS + NICK ROCHEFORT

Overview

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Guest Introductions & Banter (04:38–07:24)

2. Explaining Show Mechanics for New Guests (07:51–08:44)

Featured Comedians & Panel Interaction

3. Danny Martinello – Bathtime Masculinity (08:44–15:33)

4. Matthew Coffin – Parking Lot Service Dog Life (16:20–21:40)

5. A Fender – From Homelessness to Pot Growing (25:07–33:39)

6. Emo Ma – Black Rooms and Global Comedy (34:18–44:49)

7. Ashley Ann – The Ex Files (47:07–52:56)

8. Ari Matty – Movie Titles & Ethnic Comedy (53:34–64:43)

9. Doc – Divorce, Trauma, & Medical Mishaps (73:18–84:21)

Strong Bucket Sets & Standout Interviews

10. Jack McWilliams – Stability Amidst Chaos (85:45–95:27)

11. Paula – Audience Wildcard (95:59–104:06)

12. Jenny Ann – Nerddom & Dating (104:06–111:23)

Regular Closer:

13. William Montgomery – Absurd, Awkward, and Relatable (113:10–122:57)

Notable Quotes & Callback Moments

Important Timestamps & Segments

Tone & Atmosphere

Final Thoughts

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