KILL TONY #754 SUMMARY — “Rick Ingram + Bert Kreischer”
Recorded live at Comedy Mothership, Austin, TX | February 3, 2026
Hosts: Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban
Guests: Rick Ingram, Bert Kreischer
Featured Regulars: Hans Kim, Dedrick Flynn, Martin Phillips
New Golden Ticket Winner: Angel Diaz

Episode Overview

This episode of Kill Tony delivers high-energy chaos featuring comedic giants Bert Kreischer and Rick Ingram. The show moves at breakneck speed, blending sharp insult humor, outrageous interview banter, over-the-top crowd interactions, and a parade of stand-up hopefuls attempting a killer minute on stage. Bert and Rick bring out everyone’s wild side, sparking some of the show’s rowdiest moments in recent memory—including the instant ascension of Angel Diaz, a crowd-work whirlwind and brand-new Golden Ticket winner.

Main Vibe: Unfiltered, unpredictable humor; heavy on crowd interaction, spontaneous roasts, and raw authenticity.

Key Segments and Discussion Highlights

1. Show Kickoff & Introduction of Major Guests

[08:36]

• Tony Hinchcliffe welcomes two legendary comedians—Bert Kreischer (“Free Bert” on Netflix) and Rick Ingram (new special “Crowd Pleaser”).
• Crowd energy is buzzing: “Two of the biggest comedians in the world. Let’s fucking go!”
• Rick shares: “Fun fact, I was the guest on episode one of Kill Tony, before it even had its name.”

2. Regular Hans Kim Returns: Edgy ICE & Camping Jokes

[13:40] Hans Kim’s Set

• Hans jokes about ICE in Texas, racial stereotypes, and tries a “three-gun competition” bit.
• Panel riffs on Asian racism stereotypes and Hans’ solo camping trip loaded with self-deprecating jerking-off humor.
• Bert Kreischer:

  “I haven’t been able to laugh at this whole ice situation, so it was nice that you brought levity to it. Thank you.” (16:17)

• The panel teases out the absurdity of camping solo on mushrooms: “Could you imagine you’re hiking and come across ... an Asian guy masturbating on mushrooms?”
• Hans’ camping trip morphs into a riff on serial killer vibes and public masturbation.

3. Notable Contestant Moments

a) Big Vinnie — Chicken Salad & Pokemon Hustler

[22:16]

• Jokes about weight, “Torta the Explorer,” and food obsession.
• Spontaneous deep-dive into rotisserie chicken salad recipe.
  • Rick: “You’re way more passionate about chicken salad sandwiches than you are your comedy.” (26:08)
• Reveals he makes a living flipping Pokemon cards, including helping a single mom sell her son’s collection for rent:

  “So she turned to her son’s Pokemon cards ... his collection was probably $1,500.” (33:45)

• Bert and Tony gleefully explore the underground world of card-slinging.

b) Greg Bergman — “Hockey Puck” Dick

[43:17]

• Sets the tone with racy material: non-binary girlfriend and a “penis implant” that left him with what he calls “the biggest penis in Austin” (but only in girth).
• Detailed, raucous Q&A about the implant experience, which was even filmed for a documentary:
  • “It’s like a hockey puck; couple cans of tuna stacked.”
  • Admits to three rounds of injections, leading to “unusually thick” results.
• Crowd and panel obsessed with the grotesque logistics and comedic opportunity:

  Tony: “You gotta close with a dick. You can’t open with it, ‘cause I can’t stop looking at your dick.” (47:58)

  • Bert, agitated after touching the bulge: “That is a solid cock ... Dreams really do come true!” (48:53)
• Panel implores him to build his act entirely around this unique premise.

c) Elazar Guzman — Joke Recovery, JW Origin Story

[1:18:34]

• Set about weight loss & push-ups app falls flat; old “stepdad was a little person” joke brings the panel back.
• Reveals Jehovah’s Witness upbringing, no birthdays until 17, massive weight loss via quitting IPAs.
• Bert and Rick turn his family backstory into fuel for improvised roasting and commiseration.

d) Sharon Ruth Hensley — Anxiety on Display

[1:31:10]

• Hyper-literal set about penis-related interactions with Tony; panel struggles to follow her logic.
• Admits to onstage panic disorder, rambles about Texas dick-pic laws and court cases.
• Rick, deadpan: “You have three words to your name and not that many punchlines at all.”
• Tony: “We’d love to hear a 25-minute banger from Sharon Ruth Hensley ... We’d all pass out.”

e) Dedrick Flynn — “Greyhound”

[1:53:58]

• Destroys the room with 2 minutes about riding the Greyhound bus, getting robbed by a man with “no arms” using his toes.
• Bert: “Your set was absolutely incredible. ... It’s almost like watching good ice skaters—when you came up, I was like, Oh, I’m not worried.” (1:57:32)
• Hilarious breakdown of Greyhound bus demographics, Atlanta’s bus station, and looting.

f) Zach Townsend — Guns & Kids; TikTok Sketch Fame

[2:04:20]

• Compares guns and kids, touches on teacher-student scandals.
• Admits recent sobriety and his last “hurrah” night before quitting: “Got blacked out on wine ... accidentally did ketamine.”
• Bert reveals Zach was his opener at the Moody Theater, praises his professionalism.
• Tony plugs Zach’s Kill Tony video game parody sketch.

g) ANGEL DIAZ — Breakout Star, Golden Ticket Winner

[2:29:00]

• Instantly captivating: wild energy, unpredictable riffing, constant “give it up for ___” and literal butt slapping.
• Admits to being unemployed, living with his sister in Austin, and “going out of state to steal”—mainly bounty paper towels and spray paint.
• Tony:

  “Don’t ever change. ... If you shake him a little bit he slaps his butt.”

• Hysterical interview about his open criminal case, graffiti, and chaotic stream-of-consciousness answers.
• Movie reviews (Tallahaga Nights, Forrest Gump) delivered in broken, blissfully comic logic:

  “He was just everywhere, you know? ... Just have, like, this dumb guy as a fly on the wall.” (2:41:05)

• Tony, stunned: “You are truly priceless, and you are the newest Golden Ticket winner.”

h) Andrew Low — Coin Star Routine, Angel Diaz Callback

[2:51:30]

• Set on Coin Star machines is upstaged by the shadow of Angel Diaz.
• In a show first, Tony brings Angel back to the stage to explain someone else’s material in “movie review” fashion—hilarity ensues.

i) Spencer Boone — Goth & Latina Girls, Autistic Toy Collectors

[2:59:34]

• Opens with deadpan “I like hot dogs and my mom has a tramp stamp.”
• Works at a rock and roll/horror movie shop, riffs on customers with “autism” and family collections.
• Panel exploits stories about his mom’s butterfly “crazy” tattoo and penchant for PT Cruisers.

4. Regular Martin Phillips Closes with Awkward Charm

[3:15:30]

• Signature stumbly set: “Started using my baby pictures on dating apps ... they’re like, oh my god, what happened?”
• Rick Ingram: “You have the sweater of Bill Cosby and the movement of a lady who just got A drink from him.”
• Bert and Tony roast Martin’s wobbly stage presence with affection and close the episode on a high note.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• Bert on Hans Kim’s Edginess:

  “Not a lot of people know this. Asians are the most racist people.” (16:57)

• Big Vinnie, on Flipping Cards:

  “She turned to her son's Pokemon cards ... his collection was probably $1500.” (33:45)

• Interrogating Greg Bergman’s Anatomy:

  “You gotta close with a dick. You can’t open with it...” — Tony (47:58) “That’s a solid cock.” — Bert as he pokes Greg’s groin (48:53)

• On Elazar’s Jehovah’s Witness Upbringing:

  “No birthdays for a long time ... my mom was like, 'It’s a special day today,' and I’d be like, 'What is it?'” (1:24:15)

• Dedrick Flynn’s Greyhound Theft:

  “A nigga with no arms stole my wallet.” (1:54:06)

• Angel Diaz’s self-summary:

  “Yo, give it up for 26 ... give it up for stealing ... give it up for me, I just did good.” (2:30:44) “If you shake him a little bit he slaps his butt.” — Rick and Tony (2:36:03)

• On Angel’s Movie Reviewing:

  “So they were recruiting guys ... ‘who are we fighting against?’ ‘The Nazis.’ ‘All right, bet.’” (2:39:13)

• Postscript on Angel’s Future:

  “You are truly priceless ... you are indeed the newest Golden Ticket winner here on Kill Tony.” — Tony (2:44:42)

Key Timestamps for Segments

| Time | Segment / Moment | |------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------| | 08:36 | Introduction of Bert Kreischer & Rick Ingram | | 13:40 | Hans Kim’s set & panel roasting | | 22:16 | Big Vinnie (chicken salad, Pokemon cards, dating single mom) | | 43:17 | Greg Bergman (penis implant saga) | | 1:18:34 | Elazar Guzman (old jokes, Jehovah’s Witness story) | | 1:31:10 | Sharon Ruth Hensley (anxiety, penis mentions, panel struggles) | | 1:53:58 | Dedrick Flynn (Greyhound set) | | 2:04:20 | Zach Townsend (guns, compare to kids, sobriety) | | 2:29:00 | Angel Diaz (butt slaps, “allegedly,” movie reviews, Golden Ticket) | | 2:51:30 | Andrew Low, with Angel Diaz reviewing his set | | 2:59:34 | Spencer Boone (hot dogs, goth girls, horror store, mom’s tattoo) | | 3:15:30 | Martin Phillips (closing set, awkward riffing with panel) |

Episode Tone, Dynamic, and Takeaways

• Wild Crowd Engagement: Non-stop roasting, callbacks, and comedic one-upmanship. The panel sparks hilarious digressions, openly mocking or celebrating contestants’ backstories and quirks.
• Notable Chemistry: Bert falls into joyful hysterics, Rick’s dry-as-bone delivery brings surefire punchlines and “meta” crowd work.
• Angel Diaz — Breakout Star: Angel’s bizarre, magnetic stage presence recharges the whole night; panel immediately identifies him as “the future.”
• Meta Moments: Angel re-explains another comic’s set on command, riffing as offbeat as any “movie review” on Netflix.
• Comic Variety: From seasoned pros to vulnerable newcomers, the show spotlights a massive stylistic range—from blue-collar to raw improv, from classic roast to surreal stream-of-consciousness.

Final Notes

• Best For: Fans of roast comedy, live improv, crowd chaos, and high-concept “meta” humor.
• Standout Episode If: You love unpredictability, comic deconstruction, and wild new talent being discovered on air.
• Must-See Segment: Angel Diaz’s entire arc—introduction, off-the-wall interview, movie reviews, and the moment he becomes Golden Ticket winner ([2:29:00]-[2:44:42]).

For more: Watch Bert Kreischer’s “Free Bert” (Netflix), Rick Ingram’s “Crowd Pleaser” (Comedy Store YouTube), and keep an eye on Angel Diaz—if you can ever manage to keep up with him.