Kill Tony #761: KIM CONGDON + ADAM RAY

Date: March 24, 2026
Location: Smart Financial Center, Houston, TX
Guests: Kim Congdon, Adam Ray
Hosts: Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban
Description: A raucous, fast-paced live comedy experience where comedians draw names from a bucket for a chance to perform a minute of standup, followed by interviews and roasts by the hosts and guests.

Episode Overview

This special on-the-road edition of Kill Tony, taped at a packed Smart Financial Center in Houston, brings returning hall-of-famers Adam Ray and Kim Congdon back to the panel. The episode is a classic blend of rapid-fire sets, candid interviews, and unsparing roasting, with plenty of local flavor and audience participation. From golden ticket winners to total first-timers, each comedian navigates the infamous 60-second set followed by wild banter with the hosts and guests.

Notable Segments & Discussion Points

1. Opening & Introduction (05:06–08:18)

• Tony Hinchcliffe kicks things off, celebrates Houston, and brings out guests Adam Ray and Kim Congdon (“arguably, statistically, the greatest guest in Kill Tony history”).
• Bandleader intros—shouting out the ensemble and crowd-pumping.

2. Golden Ticket Winner: ENRIQUE CHACONE (08:18–13:48)

• Notable Set: Tales of growing up in Southwest Houston, animal rescue to impress a girl, and locals’ casual use of the N-word.
• Quote (09:54): “Every time I wanted to say the N-word, I would snap a rubber band on my leg.”
• Chat about DACA status, blending in by drinking Busch Light, and “reciting the Ten Amendments.”
• Memorable Moment: Tony and the guests riff on Enrique’s hometown and style, blending local humor and social commentary.

3. First-Timer, MAX WISSINGER (14:39–21:01)

• Set Highlights: Jokes about looking young, being gluten-free, and working in supplements.
• Quip (17:01): “People call me R.F. Gay Jr.”
• Interview teases Max’s style—always ready with a new punchline. Good-natured roasts focus on his appearance and material delivery.

4. JAKE MCFARLANE and the “Black Comedian” Routine (24:27–31:25)

• Set: An intentionally provocative riff on sexual exploits and racial stereotypes.
• Best Roast (26:21):
  • Kim: "If white pussy tastes like nickels, what does black pussy taste like?"
  • Jake: "Like cocoa butter and original wings."
• Notable Story: A meandering but crowd-pleasing tale about a confrontation at a black comedy show, pulling a gun, and being “Jigaboo Jake.”
• Memorable Tagline: “Not black. Not black. Not black.”

5. COLIN SLEDGE – Golden Ticket Hometown Favorite (32:18–39:22)

• Finger-blasting quips and UTI jokes:
  • “God gave us ten fingers, so we should be finger-blasting all the time.” (32:18)
• Jokes about parents in the crowd, working at Express, and old mall tales.
• Vasectomy tales, hair transformations, and “dumping loads.”
• Guest Flirts: The panel jokes about Colin’s transformation since getting a girlfriend.

6. UNCLE LAZER’S Houston Homecoming (60:03–68:25)

• Manic, southern storytelling about the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo.
• Quote (62:21): “She’s Louisiana, she’s Cajun... the proper nomenclature is 'queef.'”
• Wild Story: Losing virginity at 12, a “trailer three-way,” and a comedic bit about a black man’s mythical status.
• Memorable Roast (68:02): “The only kind of downs black people get are first downs on the football field!”

7. KYLE CLINTON – Substitute Teacher, Ex-Meth Head (69:05–77:26)

• Jokes about Kentucky roots, cousin dating stereotypes, and being a “crystal Methodist.”
• Interview: Opens up about meth addiction, wild substitute teaching stories, being called “Mr. Epstein,” and surviving student bullies.
• Notable Exchange: “You really are a pussy-ass bitch.” / “Kid was right.” (75:09)

8. NUNZIO GIANNI – “The Halftime Show” Flop (78:03–85:14)

• Miami transplant falters with nerves but reveals he grew up in a funeral home and that his mom works at strip clubs (as a VIP host).
• Adam and Kim advise to lean into his Italian/Puerto Rican heritage for authenticity.

9. YOUNG – Rising Star, Golden Ticket Winner (86:57–93:05)

• Set Highlights: Zings about “racial calendar months” and bloodlines—“Where I grew up, they don't ask about race, because we’re better at keeping our bloodline pure.” (87:02)
• Memorable Quote: “I aborted a half-black baby. Rest in peace, Laquinxia.”
• Reveals her mom had three abortions before her—leading to jokes about gender preference in China.

10. SMITHY – The “Dancing Ass” Truck Driver (94:22–105:23)

• Raucous minute about gay friends, the changing times, and old Black men.
• Quote (95:34): “I’m not gay, I’m just competitive.”
• Reveals military background, moving for Kill Tony, struggles with insomnia, and pigeon-toed walk.
• Dance-Off with Adam Ray (104:44): Crowd-pleasing highlight—“Go, pigeon toe, go pigeon toe, it’s your birthday!”

11. HANS KIM (125:09–135:36)

• Set: Houston, race, crime, and his “honest Hans” persona.
• Tells an explicit story about a double-team gone wrong, complete with anatomical details and “tickling” sexual preferences.
• Best Panel Exchange:
  • Tony: “So your soft penis was in her mouth... did you tell your friend you already nutted inside her?”
  • Hans: “I lubed him up.” (130:07)

12. DEDRICK FLYNN – The Dark Storm (144:00-151:05)

• Shouts out Houston and Pimp C; tells a hilarious story about “chasing that iodine poisoning.”
• Discusses Atlanta and Houston life, drinking, and the stress of New York comedy clubs.
• Sporting new BUC EE’s gold chain.

Memorable Quotes & Moments

• "You know, a place that you need to visit, though, Tony, is Biss in that, bro. You got to go to Biss in that." – Enrique (12:00)
• "Sometimes you have to save the kitty to eat the kitty." – Enrique (09:46)
• “I look like Lizzo’s waiter, bro.” – Enrique (13:31)
• "If white pussy tastes like nickels, what does black pussy taste like?... Like cocoa butter and original wings." – Jake & Kim (26:15)
• "My German half likes to turn the bathroom into a gas chamber." – Max (20:30)
• “She said, ‘You gonna make this pussy shard.’” – Uncle Lazer (60:50)
• "God gave us ten fingers, so we’re supposed to be finger-blasting all the time." – Colin Sledge (32:18)
• Hans: “I lubed him up.” (130:07)
• "Rest in peace, Laquinxia." – Young (90:19)
• Dance-off: "Go, pigeon toe, go pigeon toe, it's your birthday!" – Tony (104:44)
• Jasmine gets her first kiss in years on stage—from a white-bearded audience member (123:12)

Highlighted Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | Notable Action or Quote | |---------------------------|-------------|---------------------------------------------------| | Tony intro/guests | 05:06-08:18 | “Tonight’s guests... Adam Ray and Kim Congdon...”| | Enrique Chacone | 08:18-13:48 | “Every time I wanted to say the N-word…” | | Max Wissinger | 14:39-21:01 | “R.F. Gay Jr.” & German/Mexican gene jokes | | Jake McFarlane | 24:27-31:25 | “White pussy tastes like nickels...” | | Colin Sledge | 32:18-39:22 | “Ten fingers... finger-blasting…” | | Uncle Lazer | 60:03-68:25 | “She said, make this pussy soir...” | | Kyle Clinton | 69:05-77:26 | “Crystal Methodist... Mr. Epstein...” | | Nunzio Gianni | 78:03-85:14 | “Mom’s a VIP host at a strip club...” | | Young | 86:57-93:05 | “Rest in peace, Laquinxia.” | | Smithy & Dance-off | 94:22-105:23| “Go, pigeon toe, go pigeon toe…” (104:44) | | Hans Kim | 125:09-135:36| “I lubed him up.” (130:07) | | Dedrick Flynn | 144:00-151:05| “I ate so much shrimp I got iodine poisoning.” |

Guest Panel & Tone

• Adam Ray brings high-octane energy, physical comedy, and sharp riffs (including a wild dance-off).
• Kim Congdon shines as the cool, sharp-witted foil, calling out self-awareness in comedians, pushing for more personal material, and consistently landing self-deprecating and crowd-pleasing roasts.

The panel is irreverent, multi-layered in their ridicule, quick to riff on local Houston culture, and perpetually pushing comics and guests into wild territory.

Episode Tone and Takeaway

The tone is chaotic, raunchy, brash, and deeply interactive. The Houston crowd is wild (sometimes booing, sometimes roaring), and the panel isn’t afraid to double down on edginess, race, and sex jokes, or to turn bombing sets into gold with ruthless (but often good-natured) roast commentary. This episode is a showcase of what makes Kill Tony unique: a roulette of real talent and total trainwrecks, all made hilarious by comedians who know how to mine the moment for every possible laugh.

For new listeners: Expect a rapid rotation of upstart comedians, lightning interviews, unsparing honesty, and a live crowd riding every moment. Watching new comics succeed, and spectacularly fail, while pros volley with them, you get a sense of the raw underbelly and hilarious risk that defines the scene.

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