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Brian Redban
Hey, this is Redband and you're listening to the pilot episode of Hinchcliffe Notes here at Deathsquad tv. Come check us out live at the Comedy Store. Every Monday, Death Squad takes over and it starts at 8pm with Hinchcliffe notes and followed by ding dong show. Both shows are 100% free. Just go to the Comedy Store or go online to TheComedyStore.com and reserve your free tickets. Also, if you want to see me and Tony do stand up comedy. And you live In Toronto, Canada, July 11 through the July 13, we got some shows there at the underground comedy club. Tickets are going fast. Saturday's already sold out. There might be adding more shows, but there's only a few tickets left to the current shows that are out there. So go to Death Squad TV to get your tickets. And also, don't Forget Comic Con 2013. Death Squad will have a midnight show Friday and Saturday, July 19th and 20th. Tickets are also available at American Comedy Co.com or just go to Death Squad TV. Also, don't forget to please subscribe to us on itunes and stitcher. Just search for Death Squad hit. Subscribe. And now, here's a brand new episode of the pilot episode of Hinchcliffe Notes.
Rick Ingram
They asked me what I do and who I do it for and how I come up with this up in the studio. All I want for my birthday is a big booty house. All I want for my birthday is a big booty house.
Brian Redban
Hey, this is Red Band coming to you live from the Comedy Store.
Tony Hinchcliffe
How you guys doing today?
Rick Ingram
Yeah,
Brian Redban
we got a brand new podcast here, guys. First episode, pilot episode. Let's bring the guy, the man up if he's here. Guys, give it up for Tony Hinchcliffe. I'm in the kitchen. What's up, guys? How's it going? Thank you guys for all coming out.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I want to just tell everyone thank
Brian Redban
you for having us here at the comic store.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Guys, give it up a. Tony, I thought you were gonna explain. You said you. All right. Hi, everybody. I'm sorry I'm late.
Brian Redban
We were gonna talk about it. Me and you were talking about it. We were talking about.
Tony Hinchcliffe
This thing's already a hit.
Brian Redban
Yeah, that's right. That's hilarious. But Tony has been on many episodes of Death Squad. If you've listened to the Ice House Chronicles, he's been on the Joe Rogan podcast and he's been asking for a podcast for a long time.
Tony Hinchcliffe
And people have been asking Brian to give me a podcast for a long time. Let's not forget that.
Brian Redban
Yeah, that's totally. My mailbox is flooded with a whole bunch of offers from other things. But no, and this is kind of cool because we've actually shot different ideas, which we might even do sometime together.
Tony Hinchcliffe
A lot of ideas.
Brian Redban
Yeah. And what was your idea for this one?
Tony Hinchcliffe
I was looking at that note earlier that said, the Apple Dumpling Gang.
Brian Redban
We had this. I had this idea that I really want to do. I don't know if you guys ever remember the Apple Dumpling Gang.
Rick Ingram
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Back. Yeah. Don Knotts and Tim Conway. I want to reboot that, but I'm Tim Conway, he's Don Knotts.
But we're just like.
It's like super dirty. Like, it's like the Apple Dumpling Gang grows up or something. Or it goes.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I don't even know what the Apple Dumpling Gang is.
Brian Redban
Netflix that shit. Well, it's probably horrible now. Can you imagine?
Tony Hinchcliffe
So, yes, I'm excited about this. This is fun. We have a different concept that I decided to go with here. I was good. I got really high one night and I had the idea that if I'm gonna do a podcast on a Monday night at the Comedy Store, in which there's 50 people that a lot of people don't know around the country and stuff that, you know, like 50 or 60 comedians come here every Sunday and Monday at 6:00'.
Matt Devlin
Clock.
Brian Redban
It's a mob.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It's unbelievable. And everybody's been part of it at some point. Every great comic. I mean, you read the. You read whatever book, no matter how many decades ago or whatever, and they talk about a Sunday or a Monday night here. You know, signing up at 6. I mean, the system hasn't changed at this place forever. So when you said a Monday, 8 o' clock podcast, I'm like, how can we use the natural resource of this building to our advantage? Because there's so many comedians that want to do so much. I mean, and when you don't get a spot downstairs, it's just like a mind.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Because you wait for an hour, you pay for parking. Right.
Brian Redban
You usually have to, like, do something like. Like miss something or do something just so you can make it there. Like leave work early. I mean, I remember trying to do it. I gave up pretty quick.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Right.
Brian Redban
Because that, I mean, it's like. I don't know. The other comedy clubs are even worse. I heard, like the Laugh Factory, where people are starting the lineup at 1:00 clock in the afternoon.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah.
Brian Redban
And you don't get on.
Tony Hinchcliffe
And it's a random lottery. They just pick 15 random. Like maybe a few. Maybe a few. A couple employees owe a favor to or think they're really funny. And when they're making the lineup or whatever, they're like, you know, we got to give this guy spot. He's been hilarious for five or six years. We've seen him, you know, so. But other than that, it's very random. And I used to ride my bicycle here all the way from Burbank. You know, I would take the train at Universal City and get off at Hollywood Highland, and I'd bike miles right. Right around. Where you live is where I used to live. And. And it's crazy, the bicycle ride home after you don't get a spot.
Brian Redban
Oh, yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I mean, it's really a mind.
Brian Redban
It's almost as bad as getting the spot and failing and hating yourself. Like. Like you just want to kill yourself. It's almost that bad.
Tony Hinchcliffe
And I think a lot of people, you know, I hear so many people say, how do you start? How'd you start? You know, the. It's like the million dollar question. You get asked that all the time. How do you even start something like that? And it's, you know, it's going through that kind of ridiculous grind. And once you do a spot, you do good, you want more. And it's. It's crazy.
Brian Redban
It's an addiction.
Tony Hinchcliffe
And so there were tons of people, and I figured, why not give everybody a smaller forum than the three minutes that they're trying to get? And that's all for three minutes, by the way. Yeah, so. But. So I said, what if we give everybody one minute and see how it goes? If I. If I brought a funny friend on and.
Brian Redban
Because then that's a total of four minutes. So you've added an extra minute. You've had 25%.
Tony Hinchcliffe
If they get a spot downstairs. If they get a spot downstairs and made it to the first, you know, 15 people that signed up here, then they get a total of four minutes.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
33% more work than they thought they were gonna get tonight.
Brian Redban
And who knows, maybe down the line, you even tweak that number a little bit, you can add more percent.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Yeah. It's a growing podcast, guys. You never know what's going to go.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It's so experimental. It's crazy. This whole thing can fucking explode at any given moment. There's no doubt about it. This thing has no. Barely any structure whatsoever. But we're gonna try our best around me. And I have a very special guest, one of the funniest people I know Rick Ingram is here.
Brian Redban
Yeah. Wait. Wait a second. You know what? Rick Ingram is amazing.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah.
Brian Redban
But I think you need to really tell people what the name of this podcast is, because there's a lot of cont. I was at JCPenney's earlier, and I was looking at Twitter, and there was some controversy about the name because a lot of people think you should change it to something else. What do you want it to be?
Tony Hinchcliffe
I'm pretty bendable at this point. I always thought that a decent name for a podcast would be Hinchcliffe's Notes, because it's a. It's a cool mix of, like, Cliffs Notes.
Brian Redban
And it doesn't roll off the tongue, though.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Well, Hinchcliffe Notes, I'm pretty sure nothing with the word Hinchcliffe. And it's going to roll off the
Brian Redban
tongue unless you spell it out, which is a lot of what a lot of people on Twitter have. They think it should be H+Inch Cliff +E podcast.
Tony Hinchcliffe
H+Inch Cliff +C. That's how you spell it.
Brian Redban
Right? But spell it out maybe like inch
Tony Hinchcliffe
plus H. It's H. It's not itch.
Rick Ingram
It's not an itch in there.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It's H plus inch cliff plus C. That's how I tell people to spell my when they go, oh, can you spell that out all the time?
Brian Redban
It seems like it's more confusing, though. I remember, like, it took me, like, a month to figure out what you
Tony Hinchcliffe
were talking about,
Brian Redban
like, H +inch cliff +E. Wait, what's. Oh, he's spelling it, but all right, I see.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It's inch Cliff with an H at the beginning. And I don't know.
Brian Redban
Do you ever think about Hollywood ing it up? Like putting a red band to it, like having a Tony Baloney or something like that?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Tony Baloney. That's pretty easy.
Brian Redban
Yeah. Tony Baloney.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Does that roll off the tongue?
Brian Redban
That's perfect if your name was really Tony Baloney.
Tony Hinchcliffe
What if we keep it untitled and that's like, well, the pot.
Brian Redban
This is the pilot. That's what's good. This is the Tony Hinchcliffe pilot podcast. So this is when you figure out what you want this to be.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Have to decide right now?
Brian Redban
No, by next Monday.
Tony Hinchcliffe
By next Monday. I gotcha. So you guys might witness history at some point. I love it.
Brian Redban
Yes.
Tony Hinchcliffe
How exciting.
Brian Redban
How'd you. When you first meet Rick Ingram?
Tony Hinchcliffe
I. I first saw Rick Ingram. I said. Like I said, I signed up. The first time I signed up here was a Sunday night, and I got to see Rick Ingram a Few nights after that, when I was just here watching one of the real shows for the first time. I think it was probably that Tuesday night, something like that. And my mind was blown because he's so funny and he's off the cuff all the time, and it's ridiculous. And he. Yeah, he just cracked me up. Him, Duncan Trussell. Like, there were a few people on that lineup because sometimes it's really old school here because there's a lot of people that have been here for decades. You know what I mean?
Brian Redban
Yeah, totally.
Tony Hinchcliffe
And then all of a sudden, you see somebody like that and it gives you hope that you guys all know who Rick Ingram is, by the way. Should we? Yeah, let's bring him. All right, great. Ladies and gentlemen, my first and only guest tonight. Put your hands together for the one and only Rick Ingram, everybody. Yeah, Rick Ingram.
Rick Ingram
Hello.
Tony Hinchcliffe
How are you, buddy?
Rick Ingram
I'm fucking great.
Brian Redban
Interesting mic choice, by the way. The one right next to Tony. You guys are very close. I could tell it already.
Rick Ingram
I was confused if maybe I was supposed to sit there or why there are so many here.
Brian Redban
I'll get closer.
Rick Ingram
Let's bring it in.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Hell yeah. Talk about this.
Rick Ingram
Wait, do all of us have to take our shirt off? Or can we do like a shirt off, pants off, hat off type of thing? It's gonna get creepy.
Brian Redban
Let's touch ends of the mic. And we can't untouch it. The whole either.
Rick Ingram
Listen.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Oh, it's happening.
Brian Redban
All right.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Oh, my God.
Rick Ingram
Is that not the gayest thing?
Brian Redban
Now let's take our left hand and
Rick Ingram
put it directly on the crotch. So this is experimental, and I heard it from a hipster friend of mine that it's the best podcast that they've ever heard. Oh, yeah, Two weeks ago, they told me. They said it's not out yet, but it's fucking amazing.
Tony Hinchcliffe
They love it.
Rick Ingram
So I knew they were genuine.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I'm sure they're going to keep loving it because I highly doubt this train wreck's ever going to go mainstream.
Rick Ingram
Perfect. Well, as long as we can keep no listeners, it'll be high on their list, I'm sure.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I love it.
Rick Ingram
There's already too many people on this list of open micrs for it to be fully true.
Tony Hinchcliffe
You know, I was actually surprised. I went out there at like 6:30 or so, right? And I basically explained what was going on and only nine people signed up. And then after I walked away with the list, people started tracking me down. Like one after. They were all. They all. You could tell everybody. Everybody had second Thoughts. They're like, wait a second, what if I don't get up in this room? And how can this help me? I've never been on a podcast. I guess I could say that I did a podcast at the Comedy Store.
Rick Ingram
Have an extra minute to kill, right?
Brian Redban
Wow.
Rick Ingram
I mean, that's probably high on the resume. If they're looking to. If they're getting bumped down on the open mic downstairs, give them a minute of pure humiliation upstairs.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I love it.
Rick Ingram
Still get some attention, which is really what they want. Positive, negative reinforcement, doesn't matter. That's why most people are in Hollywood, because they don't care that no one likes them ever.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Right.
Rick Ingram
They can stick it out.
Tony Hinchcliffe
So, yeah. So basically the plan would be that they do a minute perfect. And we either.
Rick Ingram
Do we then sit them down here or is there a reason?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Or is that one of the producers of the show, Josh Martin, it was his idea to leave an empty seat and an empty microphone just in case somebody did so good that we wanted to call them over to the couch.
Rick Ingram
Josh, obviously an expert in comedy, knew that there was a lot of talent on the line.
Brian Redban
Yeah, I still think it's a good idea.
Rick Ingram
That's kind of like a cartoon dog version of Josh Martin. Yes, it is.
Brian Redban
Exit stage left, even.
Tony Hinchcliffe
All right, that's pretty good.
Rick Ingram
So are these people all open micrs or are these people here because they are decent people who want to make fun of bad human beings?
Tony Hinchcliffe
I think it's a mix of both.
Brian Redban
Yeah, I see that death squad shirt right there in the front row.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I think these people.
Rick Ingram
These people are here to watch the humiliation.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I think so.
Rick Ingram
Beautiful.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Or it could go good. You know, the. The other side of it is, as
Rick Ingram
Josh pointed out, we could. I might be scooting back over once the new George Carlin comes up here and crushes. Can you imagine a minute doing so good in a minute that the two of the most cynical people, probably three. I don't know how cynical you are, Red band.
Brian Redban
But if it's a girl, it's different.
Rick Ingram
But yeah, well, obviously that's vagina rules don't apply.
Brian Redban
No, I think if there's a hot one minute girl, we automatically she gets to go on the couch, right?
Rick Ingram
Yeah, that's.
Tony Hinchcliffe
What are we?
Rick Ingram
San Fernando rules, I think is what that one's called, the casting couch. She can get it going in one minute. That's going to be exciting. And in one minute. I mean, it's. There's a good chance that Chris Rock would bomb if you only had one minute.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, it's possible. I mean, well, it's not really about the minute as much as it possibly is about a joke that's under a minute. Like, everybody also gave me a. The topic. Like, for example, you know, Skyler's gonna be talking about chicken dick.
Rick Ingram
Funny, funny shit. I don't even know if we need him to come up. He just crushed harder than he could ever follow.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Can we get a couch to push up next to the couch?
Rick Ingram
Yeah, we just Pete with chicken dick right off the top.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Whereas Brian Farrell is gonna be talking about in quotations, black friends.
Rick Ingram
Oh, shit. Hopefully racist.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I forgot.
Rick Ingram
Hopefully.
Tony Hinchcliffe
So that'll be fun. But, Rick, you have a lot of experience. Yeah. You've been on the road with Andrew Dice Clay, right? Yep.
Rick Ingram
Did some touring with Dice. Did some touring with Paulie. Wow. Pretty much met every single B star on their way down to Z stardom. And yeah, got to see the worst parts of America where they're still famous.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Is there anything about.
Rick Ingram
No. I mean, it's like Pauly Shore in la, people are like, ooh. But like Pauly Shore in Sharif's Port, people are like, holy shit. I mean, top three most famous people list. Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Pauly Shore, obviously. And I think that has something to do with country Music Television's love of the hit Pauly Shore movie. Son in law.
Tony Hinchcliffe
They do play that a lot.
Rick Ingram
They love it. And everywhere we went, people would tell paulie, oh, man, you can come stay with me, Paulie. We'll do a whole son in law too. And you could tell in Paulie's mind,
Tony Hinchcliffe
he's like, maybe some producer in Shreveport's gonna make it all happen.
Brian Redban
My ex girlfriend has I fucked Pauly Shore T shirt and always bugged me. And her mom and dad has a Pauly Shore pict that when she met Paulie Shore on their nightstand.
Rick Ingram
See, that's beautiful.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Oh, my God.
Rick Ingram
That's what you want. Pauly Shore by your bedside?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Who has that by the bedside?
Brian Redban
My ex girlfriend's family.
Rick Ingram
Yikes.
Tony Hinchcliffe
And you went over there and you saw it?
Brian Redban
No, she. She took a picture. She told me. I was like, no way. She took a picture.
Tony Hinchcliffe
A picture of the picture?
Rick Ingram
Yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Holy.
Brian Redban
And she had a I fucked Polly Shore T shirt.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Really?
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
See, those were the worst nights were Paulie didn't pick up pussy at the show. Then it's fucking dredges. Then you're going to Hooters. And then if he doesn't get anything at Hooters, which, I mean, that's pretty fucking Sad. But if he didn't, straight to the strip club you hit up fucking, the finest thing Columbia, South Carolina has to offer. And yeah, eventually he'll leave with someone.
Tony Hinchcliffe
There's a lot of comedians in the room that I'm sure would love to know what it's like going on the road with Andrew Dyson Clay. And yeah, if anything, anything, any wild.
Rick Ingram
The. The key for. I was lucky. I was in an era of Andrew Dice Clay, where he was experimenting with sleep medication. So I got to experience Ambien. Andrew Dice Clay, which at first I just thought, like, I was 23 years old at the time. And I was positive that, like, oh, this is so funny. Andrew Dice Clay calls me. He pretends to be a black guy, and it's just hilarious, right? You're like, oh, that's funny. That's pretty cool. No, this dude was straight hallucinating. In the middle of the night, he would call. My phone would ring at like 4 in the morning, and I'd be like, oh, it's Dice. And this would be if I was in town, if we were on the road, he just would call you. You'd answer, hey, motherfucker, this is Marvin. And you're like, oh, God, I just made it rain with my giant black dick. And like, it's one of those things, like, his impression is so bad, he has to reference in hallucination how black he is so that, you know, the character is black. So I was convinced it was just him fucking around. And then we were in Miami and we had to fly at like five in the morning or something like that. And Dice was still tripping fucking balls at the airport. He's yelling at the fucking security guy at that point. He thought he was a drill instructor. And the guys obviously knows it's Dice, and he's just like, you know, sir, did you have your luggage? And he's like, oh, where are you stationed? That soldier? And I was positive we're gonna get arrested. Doesn't break. The whole time, dude was just fucking hallucinating. So for like, six months, that was my life. Was like three times a week getting a phone call from Andrew Dice.
Tony Hinchcliffe
What happened at the end of six months, he stopped taking Ambien.
Rick Ingram
Yeah. At that point, I think there was a situation where you'd, like, wake his kid up and they would drive around while he was hallucinating and pick up garbage. He would, like, fill his Escalade with trash. And so then after that he was like, this isn't safe. That was one of those eye opening you go out to your car and it's filled with the entire neighborhood's garbage and you're like, oh. And when I heard that, I'm like, oh. I don't necessarily think he's around now. Now I think he's hallucinating. So yeah, that was that. I got to meet O.J. simpson, you know, with Dice. With Dice, because Dice wouldn't meet oj. Second fiddle. OJ wanted to meet someone. God damn it.
Brian Redban
What did OJ smell like? Did he have a smell? Because that's one thing I've always sweaty
Rick Ingram
and he was giant and his hands were enormous. He put his arm around me and I literally thought I was going to be crushed to death. He had like a 27 year old blonde girl with him just ready to die. Didn't care.
Taylor Dean
Wow.
Rick Ingram
Take pictures. He made her take like eight pictures of us at the bar.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I even shout at them like that,
Rick Ingram
screaming at her, what are you doing? Take pictures. I told OJ about how much I love the Naked Gun. Should have seen the fucking smile on this guy's face. Oh, man, no one ever tells me that. Yeah, there's a fucking reason, oj.
Brian Redban
Wow.
Rick Ingram
You're a fucking legendary football player and you murder people. So that comes up first.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Before the Naked Gun was the time frame that you met him. Was that before, after he got away with it, or before?
Rick Ingram
Oh, yeah, this is after that. This is. Wow. I mean, he got away with it in 94. I was 12.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, I guess so.
Rick Ingram
Although it would have made more sense for to be on a Dice Clay tour then.
Brian Redban
Was this during his selling black market satellite service? Did you remember those days?
Rick Ingram
I know he was in Florida because they wouldn't take his money there, I think. So he was stuck in Miami. And yeah, he just loved, loved Dice, loved everything. He remembered all my jokes that I told, which was really creepy because then you're like, oh, OJ's the annoying fan. Oh, you know what I liked? Oh, God, shut the fuck up, oj. But you can't tell OJ that, cuz he'll fucking kill you.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Of course.
Rick Ingram
Yeah, yeah. I met Mitch Hedberg like five minutes later. And then I gave Mitch Hedberg back a bag of pills that I found in the hotel room.
Brian Redban
Serious?
Rick Ingram
Yeah. And then he was dead like six months later. But not because of those vitamins I returned to him. No, it's just I got to the hotel and we were staying at the Four Seasons in Coconut Grove or whatever and the improv just owns the. The two suites that they have. So it Was like the comics that were there the week before were staying in the same suite. And I checked in, and we got to my room, I'm like, this is fucking awesome. And then I opened up. Opened up the drawer where, like, the shitty Bible supposed to be. And there was no Bible. It was just a bag of pills, unmarked. And I was like, double dare. You know, you gotta fucking risk. Do you take them? Do you not? I was trying to figure out what they were. No. Then when I met Mitch Hedberg, he was like, hey, you didn't find, like, a bag of, like, pills in the room? Yes, I did. He came back, got him the next day, and, yeah, he's dead.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That was about six months later he was dead.
Rick Ingram
Yes, it was.
Brian Redban
Saved him right there.
Rick Ingram
Why didn't you listen, I'm not gonna deprive a man of what he needs when he's in Miami. That's.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Did you ever get to see Mitch Hedberg live?
Rick Ingram
No.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Were you a fan of his work?
Rick Ingram
I was a fan. I guess the first time I saw him do it. The amount of Mitch Hedberg fucking knockoffs that I've seen since Mitch Hedberg has made me not a Mitch Hedberg fan. But, yeah, I don't. He's all right. I'm not really into the fucking one liner retard style. We got some of that on here. One liner retard.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It's all under a minute, so you're definitely about to be perfect. This is so.
Rick Ingram
This is like Twitter open mic, essentially, right?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Exactly. You guys ready to get it started? Shall we?
Rick Ingram
Fuck. If people watch vine videos, why wouldn't they watch this?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Exactly. It's a quicker, faster format of an open mic and short attention span.
Rick Ingram
Comedy.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Hell, yeah. Well, I mentioned this bit earlier and I'm excited to see it. Put your hands together. Chicken dick, everybody. It's Skyler. Yeah, Skyler's talking about chicken dicks.
Rick Ingram
Get that big chicken dick up here, Skyler.
Skyler
All right, what's up, guys? Sup? So as a black guy, I have this. I'm supposed to love chicken. I have this weird relationship with it. I can't eat chicken with bones. I don't like Sunny Sud. I have bags. It's like they're staring at me. So, you know, I went to my therapist and I figured out that I was molested by a rooster. I was literally forced to suck cock. But, you know, don't worry about it, you know, I still love pussy, you know, and I shouldn't have went into that Catholic church's chicken. And so you Know, I still love the pussy, and it's great. And, you know, you guys realize I'm talking about my cat, right?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Oh, you son of a bitch. And that's the dismount.
Frank Castillo
Hey.
Rick Ingram
Oh, there you go.
Tony Hinchcliffe
How about that?
Rick Ingram
I mean, do you think.
Tony Hinchcliffe
We think we should keep the people up there for their. The second part, right? Okay, Skyler.
Rick Ingram
I think that would only be fair. Otherwise, we're talking behind their back, right?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Exactly.
Brian Redban
We gotta see tears.
Rick Ingram
I would. The first thing I would say is I felt like it was similar to the dice hallucinations you had to open with I'm a black guy. Just so we know that you're doing a black guy.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It was very Marvin of you.
Rick Ingram
Yeah. And it almost. It almost sounded like it was Tony Gwynn style, too.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Right.
Rick Ingram
It was like, well, I'm a black guy. Listen, you have to see it. If you're listening to this podcast, you would be like, that's racist. Pretend that that's a black guy.
Matt Devlin
Right.
Rick Ingram
So, yeah, inflection is maybe something I would work on, but I'm a black
Skyler
guy, so, you know.
Rick Ingram
Well, no, that was like a white guy doing a black guy. Or Travolta. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Tony Hinchcliffe
What up, everybody?
Rick Ingram
Shit.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah.
Skyler
I mean, I think I'll get more work if I do Travolta.
Rick Ingram
Almost iron. Well, that was a Travolta.
Matt Devlin
Yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
What he's doing.
Brian Redban
He's doing a black Travolta.
Rick Ingram
If you only got one minute, you should have just opened with Black Travolta.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yep. There you go. Yeah, and that's. Then that's. This part of the show. It's called tag it or faggot. That's right.
Brian Redban
Faggot with a ph.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Right.
Tony Hinchcliffe
So there you go. You got your tag. You're the new black Travolta. You can open up with that. There you go, Skyler.
Rick Ingram
Lucky son of a bitch. Look out, bath houses in WeHo. There's some new black cock coming to town.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Even Skyler is the whitest name ever of all time. I've never met a black Skyler before.
Rick Ingram
He was doing animal word plays and shit.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Chicken dick. Catholic church's chicken. I heard there. Yep, yep.
Brian Redban
That was fun.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Thought about those things at one point. You want to. You just want to pick a random one off the list.
Rick Ingram
Oh, shit. So they all have to be in here. That's how it works.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I'll go down the list, and then you can pick randoms as we go on.
Rick Ingram
You could pick it from the fuck Yeah, I think. I mean, you're going to follow chicken dick. You got to follow it hardcore. With something like Yao Ming's tough childhood. Jaron Horton. Yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Gerard Horton.
Jaron Horton
Thank you all for having me. Being tall is stressful, y'.
Tim Greer
All.
Jaron Horton
It is, because short people always tell me what they would do if they had my body. You know, hey, man, if I had your height, I'd be in the NBA right now. I'm like, nah, man, you just be a tall college dropout. You know, that's like me going up to a guy in the gym locker room. Amen. With a dick like that, I'd be doing porn right now. You know, a lot of people ask me. They're like, jaron, what is it like being tall? And I just tell him, being tall is like being an Asian kid in high school. Just a lot of pressure to be great. That joke is called Yao Ming probably had a Tough Childhood. That's it.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Very good. It's a good joke.
Rick Ingram
Yeah. It was one golden rule. You can always make fun of Asian people. So well played there.
Jaron Horton
Thank you.
Rick Ingram
You.
Jaron Horton
Thank you.
Rick Ingram
That's right off the bat.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Now you're in a locker room a lot where you're naked around guys that would.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
Let's talk more about dick watching.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah.
Jaron Horton
At 24 Hour Fitness, man.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That's.
Rick Ingram
That's all there's there to do is. No, I don't.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That's all is that project. Have you ever checked out the weight room before?
Rick Ingram
There are a few issues with his rebuttal that I have.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I have more beef with the rebuttal than I do the joke.
Rick Ingram
Listen, I don't know what you guys do at the gym. I go in and just look at dick. I don't even go in the locker out.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It's good for your triceps, your biceps. I work everything out right there with my dick watching.
Rick Ingram
But as a comedian, you know when you sat there and you saw the dick that inspired this bit. Yes. You had to be like, hey, you know what? I can write this whole day off for taxes now. Because that's going to be part of my show. So Dick watching on the taxes minus $20. Keep that on the 1080 next time. Yeah. All right. Wow.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That was great, man. I love it.
Rick Ingram
I don't know if you guys know, we. Right off the bat, you started Tony. You broke the color barrier. Comic number one, the Jackie Robinson of the show.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Definitely chicken dick. Sky chicken dick.
Rick Ingram
And then he probably again, he was the Tony Gwynn. So this was probably the Jackie Robinson right Will Count Jaron is the first black comic on the.
Tony Hinchcliffe
He's so excited about that. You could totally tell he's been called light skinned his whole life.
Rick Ingram
Yeah, that was a good way to.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Why do they call it really urbanized?
Rick Ingram
Jaron.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, Gerard. And come back up. Question. Why is there a D2D's in the word light skinned?
Jaron Horton
Light skinned. Because light skinned it. I don't know. Light skinned, light skinned black people. We just got bad grammar, I guess.
Rick Ingram
Fuck. Amen. Actually.
Jaron Horton
Yeah, that's all it sums up to is better.
Rick Ingram
I gotta call this just honesty. Holy shit. In the belly room. Hilarious.
Jaron Horton
Oh, man.
Rick Ingram
He was like, you know what? There's not even a joke to add to that. It's just bad grammar.
Tony Hinchcliffe
But you should take that one and run with it, man. I can't do that joke about black people having bad grammar. I think that's your target sometimes. I think you made it through the faggot phase and you went straight to target.
Rick Ingram
No homo.
Brian Redban
No, I got to get.
Rick Ingram
Fine.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Definitely. That's fine. Me and big hashtag with this.
Rick Ingram
No, I'm the Greg Hibbert of the fucking Tony podcast. I say no homo and I don't care.
Tony Hinchcliffe
All right, thank you, Jaron.
Brian Redban
All right, thank you, thank you.
Rick Ingram
That was not. And what a great representation you got him to answer for all black people on grammar.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That was amazing. I mean, that's a really. I hope that gets, like, quoted in Wikipedia or something one day.
Rick Ingram
That absolutely.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That was the explanation from Jaron Horton. Well, there's been so much talk of blacks and whites and Asians.
Rick Ingram
Tony, the way you said blacks, like, you really seem like you emphasized hatred at the beginning of the beat.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Well, that was blacks with a capital L. Blacks. But next, going down the list with a joke about that's just called racist, everybody.
Rick Ingram
An oldie but a goodie.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Put your hands together for Rich Slayton.
Rick Ingram
Oh, that's a racist name. Rich Slayton.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Oh, he looks racist.
Rick Ingram
Fuck yeah. I'm buying it already. Very much so.
Rich Slayton
I got called racist for the first time. That's a white nightmare. Because there's no good response to being called racist. I can't say yes, and I can't say I'm not racist because that's the internationally agreed upon verbal signal for I am definitely racist.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Right?
Rich Slayton
A close second. When a white guy wants to use the N word. No, it's okay, bro. I have black friends. No, you don't. You know a black guy and he thinks you're racist.
Rick Ingram
That's what you get.
Rich Slayton
Awful cracker White people want to say the N word now. It's weird. They want to say it, like, in a fun way. There's only. Only one time where a white guy can get away with any version of that word, and that's if it's. If it's an art, if it's in a play or a movie or a character. If it's in a song. If it's in a song, sing that song as the artist intended. Don't change the artist's lyrics because you're uncomfortable with that word. Only in a rap song, by the way, not in a country song.
Rick Ingram
You don't want to. You don't want to do that.
Rich Slayton
I really wish my dick was bigger so I could look just like a. Don't finish that lyric. That's bad news. And that's it, guys. My name is Rich.
Rick Ingram
Thanks, Rich Slate, the grand wizard of comedy.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That's definitely. There was a. It felt. It felt like it had to do with race.
Rick Ingram
It was race based.
Rich Slayton
That was a topic.
Rick Ingram
Okay, yeah, good talk, guys. Yeah, I think it could really, you know, crush all throughout the South. You could do a full tour of former Confederate States.
Rich Slayton
They got the haircut for it.
Rick Ingram
Yeah. Maybe get one of the two black guys who open for you to go with you and objectify him in some way.
Rich Slayton
Soften the crowd a bit first.
Taylor Dean
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
And then Cracker. I mean, that. That was pretty offensive, right?
Tony Hinchcliffe
That was the part that really stood out to me, too. It was a very hard cracker. Like, you said it. You landed on it a lot of hate.
Rich Slayton
I threw the er really hard.
Rick Ingram
Yeah, Yeah. I think with an A, maybe Cracker.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That's fair, right?
Rick Ingram
For future referencing. Totally. Well, guys, that's.
Rich Slayton
That's insightful.
Rick Ingram
Killer stuff, though. Oh, also, didn't he have great comedy cadence?
Tony Hinchcliffe
He was really pushing.
Rick Ingram
It was like 80s style. You know, it was coming.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Your hand going like that, and you build it up, right?
Rick Ingram
Yeah, it was good.
Tony Hinchcliffe
And you have the beard that every casting agent in Hollywood loves. Totally everything. You could be in every beer commercial.
Rick Ingram
The looks called organ chic.
Rich Slayton
Portland, guys.
Rick Ingram
That's right, Portland, Eugene, wherever.
Tony Hinchcliffe
And have you ever cut down a tree before?
Rich Slayton
No, but I want to.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Do you have a commercial agent?
Rick Ingram
None.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Well, if there's any commercial agents listening right now, Rich Slayton would play a great white guy on anything white.
Rich Slayton
Really good at it.
Rick Ingram
All right, you know what? You know what you're good at, and I do appreciate that about you, Rich Slate.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Well, there you go.
Rick Ingram
Thank you, guys. All right, thanks, Rich.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I'm gonna give that one a faggot.
Brian Redban
With a faggot. Huge faggot.
Rick Ingram
Definitely a faggot. Was that what watching baseball was like when they still had the Negro Leagues? And so you'd go watch. It's just like four or five really skinny white guys kind of playing. Not that excited. All right, Am I choosing now?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yep.
Rick Ingram
You know, I see something here about fat people who wear fatness shirts. And I think we haven't had the fats represented yet. So. Jeff Schwind.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Hell, yeah, Jeff Schwind.
Rick Ingram
Here he comes. He doesn't even look fat. He doesn't look fat at all.
Jeff Schwind
It's fitness, by the way. I find it ironic when fat people wear T shirts promoting fitness. The other day I saw a guy wearing a Nike shirt that said there is no finish line. And so I just came to the assumption he wears that to the Golden Corral.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Corrections.
Rick Ingram
Fuck, yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Is that the whole. Okay,
Rick Ingram
well, is Golden Corral a sponsor? Is there anything we can positive we can take from this?
Tony Hinchcliffe
They were a sponsor before that just happened.
Rick Ingram
That fucking. They said no chocolate fountain after that.
Tony Hinchcliffe
We had one fucking sponsor. Golden Corral was nice enough. And they just texted. That's why red bands. Going to figure it all out. Right now he's talking.
Rick Ingram
You know what?
Brian Redban
We're screwed, guys. We're screwed.
Rick Ingram
What kind of insults me in a way is he didn't even try and use up his minute right?
Tony Hinchcliffe
I know. It's definitely. That was definitely like a queef.
Brian Redban
That was a queef.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, totally. You want to do another 20 seconds or something?
Brian Redban
I think he's got like 58.
Rick Ingram
What's was that? If that was the opener, what would you close with? Do the closer.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Keep it short.
Jeff Schwind
I don't know if I have a closer. Not under a minute.
Tony Hinchcliffe
What would you have done had you gotten the three minutes downstairs?
Jeff Schwind
Couple of road rage jokes from the Midwest. We don't really have road rage there.
Tony Hinchcliffe
So, like, what?
Rick Ingram
All right, you set it up, so keep the joke going. Oh, he just does the whole set up and he's like, but I won't do the joke.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Knock, knock. Who's there? I gotta go.
Brian Redban
Road rage. You know that. Like that Ohio sniper that killed like 23 people like 10 years ago.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Was that Ohio?
Rick Ingram
I thought it was D.C. yeah, it was Ohio.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Really?
Rick Ingram
Ohio had their own sniper?
Brian Redban
No, it's the same guy. He traveled.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Really?
Rick Ingram
Yeah, Interstate.
Brian Redban
You know, he also was in Arizona.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Interstate.
Rick Ingram
80 taxpayer dollars, man. Obama.
Brian Redban
All right, let's hear a middler. A middler.
Jeff Schwind
What's A middler.
Brian Redban
Like in between an opener and a closer.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It's a joke.
Rick Ingram
Oh, I thought you. I thought you knew. Like, he had a Bet Midler joke. I was like, do the middler.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Do the big Midler closer.
Rick Ingram
I thought he was gonna do a whole song and dance.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Cause there's no business. I don't even know what she does.
Rick Ingram
Jesus.
Tony Hinchcliffe
She's like.
Rick Ingram
That was like Eliza Minnelli.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I get them all confused, man. They're all just famous.
Rick Ingram
They're all unfuckable trolls is what you want.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I don't know why they're famous. Bette Midler, Liza Minnelli. It's all like the same thing, I guess.
Rick Ingram
Yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Not in place.
Rick Ingram
Boner killing.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Every time I go to Avon's, there's no makeup.
Brian Redban
I don't.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Oh, Bette Midler did do jokes, didn't she?
Brian Redban
Yeah, like Avon jokes.
Rick Ingram
Lucky girl.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Do you have any Avon jokes?
Jeff Schwind
I don't.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Have you ever been. Have you ever been more uncomfortable on a stage before?
Jeff Schwind
No, this is only my fourth time, so.
Rick Ingram
Oh, wow. All right. Four times. I mean, what. Let's talk about what got you there.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Hell, yeah.
Rick Ingram
What was the. What was the moment where you said, yeah, this is what I'm doing.
Jeff Schwind
This is why I'm moving to la.
Rick Ingram
What was the break? So you didn't start until you came to la?
Jeff Schwind
No, I did a couple of shows in Indiana.
Rick Ingram
Indiana? Little Hollywood.
Jeff Schwind
Yeah. You know Snickers nightclub?
Matt Devlin
What?
Rick Ingram
Big time out there, right?
Tony Hinchcliffe
What part of Indiana?
Jeff Schwind
Fort Wayne.
Rick Ingram
Whoa, whoa, that's it. Metropolis. Jesus. What? What, do they have a club there? Is there like a Chuckle Bin or something?
Jeff Schwind
They have a Snickers.
Rick Ingram
Snickers. Get the fuck out of here. You gotta get down to Snickers in Fort Wayne next week. Hanging with Mr. Cooper's gonna be there.
Tony Hinchcliffe
He was actually on the line up here last night.
Rick Ingram
Fuck yeah. See, that's the kind of big time names we get odd here.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Mark Curry.
Rick Ingram
Wow. Snickers is there. Do you have a connection? Can you hook up the fucking podcast with maybe a week at Snickers?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Can we do like a month at Snickers, you think?
Rick Ingram
Yeah, get us July through September.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Fuck, yeah. So what did you even talk about? All I remember is Coral.
Rick Ingram
He was in something. Listen, I think you got to get the out of here.
Tony Hinchcliffe
You definitely get the congratulations.
Rick Ingram
Ellen was a Ph and a couple Fs couple. The PF was at the end and it was silent and there was a hard capital F at the front. That was the sound of the queef. After you say faggot. Faggot.
Brian Redban
That's hilarious.
Rick Ingram
Disturbing.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Up next is Matt Devlin, whose joke is. Won't be doing any 911 jokes. Perfect. I know Matt Devlin. This is a funny guy, actually.
Rick Ingram
Oh, yeah. Holy shit. Excellent.
Matt Devlin
I wrote that joke in Fort Wayne.
Rick Ingram
Yes. Callback.
Tony Hinchcliffe
There you go.
Rick Ingram
Yeah.
Matt Devlin
You see that? Professionalism. How much time we got?
Brian Redban
It's.
Matt Devlin
It's a joke. It's a joke, but it's a segue. It's a segue into a segue when you're in places like Indiana and you need to let the crowd know that it's about to get fucking horrible. And half the time you're breaking even. So fuck em, right? And the joke is I won't be making any. Relax, I know what you're thinking. Don't worry about it. I won't be making any 911 jokes tonight. Mainly because all the good ones are already taken and they don't translate into English very well.
Rick Ingram
Was that. Was that the. You take it from there yourself.
Matt Devlin
Like genocide and terrorism and abortion and, you know, the good.
Mike Stanley
The good.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah. So that's a hilarious joke.
Matt Devlin
I know. I think I'm down to eight seconds, so I'm just. I'm not gonna step on it.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Was that last part part of it? All right, forget it.
Brian Redban
He just fucking comes on my shoe. Tony came over my shoe.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It happens. I'm sorry.
Rick Ingram
There's a lot of. There's a lot of man boners for the. For that one.
Brian Redban
You like that joke? Yeah. I mean, you were, like, really amazed by.
Matt Devlin
You should have seen it in Florida. It was. I went down a treat at Mako Island. You ever been to Marco Island? Check that place out.
Rick Ingram
God, he does promotions for Vacation Destination.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Hell yeah.
Brian Redban
I want to check that place out right now.
Rick Ingram
You imagine if there was an actual commercial and just this flashed up up there and he's like, go to Florida. Trust me.
Matt Devlin
Old white people in golf carts.
Rick Ingram
Fuck yeah. You have a Boston accent. Are you from the New England area? No, not at all.
Matt Devlin
Yeah, I grew up in Pembroke, Massachusetts.
Rick Ingram
How far is that from Worcester?
Matt Devlin
It depends on who's driving. My sister will get you there in about 40 minutes. And you to the commoner, it's about an hour and ten.
Rick Ingram
Oh, so your. Your sister, she can fucking fly?
Matt Devlin
Oh, yeah, dude.
Rick Ingram
Hell yeah.
Matt Devlin
Wow.
Rick Ingram
Well, if I ever go to Worcester, I'm gonna look, you know, have you call your sister.
Matt Devlin
You say it right? That's a good stat.
Rick Ingram
I knew a guy from Worcester, he thought it was the coolest city on Earth, like, bragged about it, like, it was fucking great.
Matt Devlin
It's a shithole.
Rick Ingram
Exactly. Like, I mean, there's no way. Worcester, Mass. Is fucking awesome, right? But he would always sit, bro, fuck, where are you going? Yeah, I'm going down to Miami. Fuck Miami, bro. You want to fucking go to a city that can potty, go to Worcester, Massachusetts.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah. What I've learned is everybody's favorite place is just where their favorite dive bars are, where they've had the best experience. Yeah, it really sucks when you get out on the road, because then all of a sudden, you have to take the advice of people that, you know, you just met.
Rick Ingram
Like, and.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, but, like, a little bit more than five years now, and we just really had a great one pulled on us. A couple weeks ago, we were in.
Matt Devlin
Am I finished.
Rick Ingram
Holy shit, man. Calm down, bro. I think we should let him go, man. Dude, it's gonna fucking kill us.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I love it now.
Rick Ingram
It's great. You fantastic attitude.
Matt Devlin
My old lady's going out of town for a week. I gotta go. Ten days.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah. Well, they will definitely not fag it then. Not faggot. Go tear that Matt Devlin, everybody.
Rick Ingram
Honestly, if anyone leaves the room and the rest of us end up dead from a bomb explosion, look into that guy.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, he's great, right? Charisma. But we were in charisma. We were in Sacramento.
Rick Ingram
They said about the Unabomber.
Tony Hinchcliffe
We were in Sacramento, and after one of the shows, you know, we asked everybody like, hey, where's a cool place to hang out after this? And they're like, we took Sacramento, took the advice of a couple guys that are, like, real fans.
Brian Redban
They had squad shirts. Yeah, thank you.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah. And they were, like, talking to us about things we've talked about. Anyway, so we really took their advice. We're like, all right. We had 20 bars recommended to us. We're gonna go to this bar. And it was a. It was a gay bar.
Brian Redban
It was called the. In Live, the Living Room, which happens to be the other part that it's
Tony Hinchcliffe
called the Living Room. And we ended up driving by it, and it's actually just somebody's house. It's literally their living room. And if you go there, they serve you drinks and basically try to fuck you. From what we understand, it's Oprah abuse.
Brian Redban
It's.
Rick Ingram
It was from what you understand and didn't experience.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Then we realized it was a gay bar. And then we went to that place that had all the meth heads. It was, like, something, right?
Rick Ingram
Much better.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It was really crazy methods And a pool.
Rick Ingram
Hand jobs or blow jobs, that's the only difference.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It was Sacramento.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
So, wow.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Here we go.
Brian Redban
I'm still lost in that last guy's eyes. He has very charming eyes.
Rick Ingram
He does. He had the kind of eyes that could kidnap Elizabeth. Smart. You know what I mean? You're just like, yeah, this guy might be a God.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
He had strategically messy hair. That's always funny when people mess up their hair, but, like, you could tell that they looked in the mirror to
Rick Ingram
do it for spicing.
Brian Redban
I feel like if I talk to him long enough, I'll remember being molested in a garage.
Rick Ingram
That's a nice feeling.
Tony Hinchcliffe
You almost.
Rick Ingram
You remind you of beautiful.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah. Let's keep it moving.
Rick Ingram
Listen, I'm looking at this list, and I know right now if there's one thing I want to see, it's a white guy doing an impression of a black guy. So let's go. Taylor Dean. Drunken Obama. Oh, my God.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Absolutely.
Taylor Dean
No, I. I know I look like Mitt Romney's biggest fan, but. No, I. I really do like Obama. I think he's fantastic. I like him. Especially at the White House correspondence dinners. It's just really great to see him loosen up because he's always so dignified, and he's still dignified at those dinners. But I think you never see him drinking on camera. But I think he drinks before the show, like, has a couple openers and then just goes up. And he's really poised while he's doing it. But I like when he's up there, and I like how he makes fun of himself. Just like America. See, when. According to Fox News, when it comes to the redistribution of wealth, America is like a giant cookie jar. Yeah. And if you get. See, it's a metaphor. If you give a mouse a cookie, oh, he's gonna want another one. He's gonna tell his friends. Soon, the number of cookies in the jar runs thin. This is a problem that afflicts America today. This is going nowhere. So that was fun, I guess. I sent it to Saturday Night Live, but they haven't called me back.
Rick Ingram
Hold on a second.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Wait a second.
Rick Ingram
You cannot name drop things that you fail at. That is part of bragging. You can't just say, oh, I put that on this thing. That is going to be tremendously unsuccessful for my career. Just in case any of you ever get to see some sort of a reel called things that never get you booked.
Brian Redban
All right.
Rick Ingram
So there is no punchline to that. You just. You thought you would flow into.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah. What do you normally do when it's not just a minute. You just keep doing a speech. Like, do you have one memorized?
Rick Ingram
Or is this like a shay matash type of thing where you're hoping that eventually the impression. She was a comic that used to perform here, and she had blonde hair, too. She did impressions. And one thing I noticed from watching her was her impressions would go on long enough that eventually the crowd would start the. Yeah, we get it.
Brian Redban
Clap.
Rick Ingram
So is that, like, how the punchline usually where you just keep doing the impression and eventually the crowd's like, okay, please, you don't have to give us a punchline.
Taylor Dean
No, I like to do it until it gets to a point where it's just gotten bad. Okay, I'll try to make fun of it as a punchline. Kind of like what I did.
Rick Ingram
So instead of doing good comedy, you just keep it bad and come up with quips to talk about how bad it is.
Tony Hinchcliffe
All right.
Rick Ingram
Successful game plan.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It's a really good approach as opposed
Rick Ingram
to having it to fall back on and being able to come up with just write it bad and specialize on the making fun of it.
Taylor Dean
I think. I think the impression. The actual inflection is good. It's just. I'm. I'm not black.
Rick Ingram
Okay, listen, that's your problem, not my problem. I can't make you. Is that what we should have suggested? I would be black if I were you?
Tony Hinchcliffe
You're definitely not black.
Rick Ingram
Yeah, but the Obama. Is that the big impression you do the Obama. That's your good one. You don't have, like, I like Obama.
Taylor Dean
I like Jim Carrey.
Rick Ingram
You do? You do a zany Jim Carrey impression.
Taylor Dean
Oh, I love Jim Carrey.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Do you do the Jim Carrey that does good impressions? Jim Carrey.
Taylor Dean
Oh, yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Can you do good impressions? As long as you're doing an impression
Rick Ingram
of Jeremy, maybe you should always go
Brian Redban
through them like it's a warp.
Rick Ingram
Tunnel man.
Taylor Dean
I just. Yeah, I love his expressions.
Matt Devlin
Like he.
Taylor Dean
And have you seen his unnatural act?
Rick Ingram
He's a Canadian, so. No,
Taylor Dean
Rick. Rick. I don't. Rick hates Canadians. If you haven't got.
Rick Ingram
Listen, it's not hatred. It's just utter disdain for a group of people.
Taylor Dean
I don't know how there's who want
Rick Ingram
to be us so badly.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Are you Canadian, Taylor?
Taylor Dean
I think hate is a shorter word. It's a more concise version of utter disdain or something longer that you can think of.
Rick Ingram
Trust me, I save my hate for individuals, not groups of people.
Taylor Dean
Carey is Canadian.
Tony Hinchcliffe
When you were tucking in Your shirt earlier. Yeah.
Rick Ingram
When you were putting. When you were putting together the Honda blue shirt, team outfit. And you're gonna get us all a great deal. This is the comedy. See, I feel like. Cause when I started doing comedy, I did it in Kansas City and I was in college, and, like, when you start, you just don't know stuff. And people would give us the worst advice, and one of the things they would always say is, like, oh, and you gotta make sure you dress the part. Like, you can't just go up in jeans and T shirt and expect people to think you're a comedian. And I feel like this is kind of how I would have dressed. Like, taking their advice, I'd be like, all right, I'm gonna. You know what? Brunch with grandma. That's what I'm going for.
Taylor Dean
It's kind of backward. It's like someone who dressed to be successful.
Rick Ingram
Right.
Taylor Dean
But didn't know how to dress to be success. This is how I dress.
Rick Ingram
This is every day.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Play a lot of golf every day.
Rick Ingram
All right.
Taylor Dean
Golf.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah.
Taylor Dean
Yeah. I'm your average comic. Plays a lot of golf. Like, so.
Rick Ingram
He's got Kato Kaelin hair. Just look at him. Let's get some wind on him.
Taylor Dean
Who's Kato Kalin?
Rick Ingram
Holy shit.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Oh, my God.
Rick Ingram
How old am I?
Tony Hinchcliffe
How dare you? What do you. What are you gonna do next? Burn an American flag?
Rick Ingram
Yeah, no kidding. I'm up here telling OJ Stories, and this guy doesn't even know who Kato Kaelin is. Wrong crowd, wrong crowd.
Taylor Dean
All right, so.
Rick Ingram
All right, well, Taylor, who is he? He was a. Yeah, you'll figure it. Google that.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, there he goes. Taylor Dean. He's about to go pick up a shift at Best Buy right now, straight
Rick Ingram
to the electronics department, where he'll be entertaining Charles Fleischer for two hours. Wow.
Brian Redban
That was my uniform when I was the assistant manager of a General Cinema movie theater in Columbus, Ohio.
Rick Ingram
That's the fucking look.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Authority. Did you like that job?
Brian Redban
Oh, I wanted to kill myself every single day.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Were you, like, the projectionist guy or, like, what was.
Brian Redban
No, I was an assistant manager, but it was also a projection name drop period of time. No, you should throw that outfit away.
Rick Ingram
Wait,
Brian Redban
get.
Rick Ingram
Get rid of the joke in the outfit.
Brian Redban
No. What?
Rick Ingram
Is that your guitar?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Why are you leaning.
Rick Ingram
Why do you have a guitar?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Please tell me you're leaning up against somebody else's guitar.
Rick Ingram
That would be even better.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I think it is, and I think it is. Wow.
Rick Ingram
You had an opportunity to really impress us with one minute of A zany song about you and your frat brothers or something, and you chose to do that Obama bit. That went nowhere. All right, only suggestion for. For Taylor, I would say write punchlines, right? Focus on punchline writing.
Brian Redban
Or sentences.
Rick Ingram
Yeah, even full sentences. And if you're serious about snl, maybe impressions of people of the same race that they might have you play on Saturday Night Live, they're really not in
Brian Redban
hurtful need of a good Obama.
Rick Ingram
Do you do a killer Oprah, by any chance? Because there's a character they'll also never let you play that you could work on. All right, We've been mean enough.
Brian Redban
Unless he just did all black people that he would never be able to do in blackface. In blackface.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That could be your whole thing, Taylor. Yeah.
Rick Ingram
Don't focus on being funny. Focus on the straight racism.
Brian Redban
Yes.
Rick Ingram
Let's. We'll hook him up with Rich Slate. We're gonna have Rich Slayton teach you a thing or two about moonshine, and
Tony Hinchcliffe
we'll bring you back an unknown comic of. Of the Ku Klux Klan.
Rick Ingram
That's.
Brian Redban
It.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Just wears a hood on stage.
Rick Ingram
Little do we know there's a banjo on that guitar case, right?
Tony Hinchcliffe
World's biggest banjo. Oh, my God. There's nothing you could do other than put on a white hood that would make you more racist.
Rick Ingram
Yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Your fucking shirt's tucked in, dude. Either you're racist or you're. You have a guitar case full of Bible booklets right now.
Rick Ingram
He kind of looks like Zack Morris from when they worked at the Malibu Sands Beach Resort, you know? And he's like, he just got back from fucking Stacy Karosi, and he's got that fucking hair flip, like, let's win this volleyball tournament.
Tony Hinchcliffe
What happened?
Rick Ingram
You know what I like about. It's important when you're a comedian to understand things and to be able to reference things. You go the opposite direction, which is an interesting decision. I'd rather just not know anything about society. All right, keep up the great work.
Tony Hinchcliffe
How old are you, Taylor?
Rick Ingram
What, 24.
Brian Redban
God, I thought he said 44.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah,
Rick Ingram
he was educated at home by the ShamWow guy, though, so you can't expect the highest level of education. Oh, my God. That's the Ivy League of infomercial education, guys.
Tony Hinchcliffe
We did fat people who wear fat shirts, right?
Rick Ingram
Yeah. Fit the fitness shirts, but, yeah, we did do that.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Fitness shirts. All right, should we do Little Brother Goes to the Hospital. Frank Castillo.
Rick Ingram
Yep. Here you go, Mr. Castillo.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah.
Louis Castillo
Thank you, guys. Thank you. I have a little brother and little Sister. I'm not saying I like one more than the other. It's just that if there's ever fire, I know which one I'm picking. That doesn't make me an asshole. That just makes me efficient. My little brother went to the hospital today because he had three pieces of peas and a few pieces of rice stuck up his nose. I wasn't mad. I was actually really impressed. That's two away from my best record. This is the kid you're gonna hear about who gets his dick caught in something, and I'm gonna be that little brother or that brother that gets that phone call at 2 o' clock in the afternoon and be like, hey, listen, I got my dick stuck in the vacuum again. Don't worry, I got you covered. Just remember, turn it off and twist and pull. That's what got me out of it.
Rick Ingram
All right, thank you. All right.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah. Frank Castillo. You're Mexican, yes?
Louis Castillo
Yes.
Tony Hinchcliffe
And you only have one brother and one sister?
Rick Ingram
Yeah.
Sarah Most Hijabi
Well.
Rick Ingram
Unbelievable. That's not a believable joke. I didn't even think about that.
Louis Castillo
Divorced parents, so actually I got three siblings in total.
Skyler
Oh.
Rick Ingram
But because of the divorce, you don't count them as real siblings.
Louis Castillo
No, they're only half.
Rick Ingram
Bravo.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Interesting. Now, how many vacuums are there to get your dick stuck in in a typical Mexican household?
Louis Castillo
Just about three. And one's at least a Hoover.
Tony Hinchcliffe
There you go.
Rick Ingram
I feel like that was aimed at white people. Hoover's such a strong white name.
Brian Redban
That's a Target brand.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Is it?
Jaron Horton
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
Guys, there's going to be a lot of potential for all sorts of sponsorship on this right Podcast from what I've so far, a lot of good references.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Target Golden Corral is already dropped us, but we got to get new ones.
Rick Ingram
Yep.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah.
Mike Stanley
Are.
Rick Ingram
Do you know, or are you related to a Mexican named Houston Castillo?
Louis Castillo
No, no. Castillo is a popular Mexican last name, apparently.
Tony Hinchcliffe
How about Louis Castillo?
Louis Castillo
No, not Louis Castillo.
Brian Redban
How about Albert? No.
Rick Ingram
All right.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Rodrigo?
Louis Castillo
Rodrigo? Yes.
Tony Hinchcliffe
What?
Rick Ingram
All right. He's obviously his primo. He doesn't want to talk about it.
Brian Redban
Right.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Well, I got confused. Honestly, I daydreamed at one point during that. Yeah, one point you were talking about the brother and the sister, and then all of a sudden you were on peas, and I'm like, I missed something important, but I don't think I did.
Rick Ingram
I think the problem was it was repetitive in its format. So it started out with peas and rice up the nose, and then. It's funny because you've already done it.
Jeff Schwind
Yes.
Rick Ingram
And then when you do the second bit about getting your dick stuck in a machine. It's the same twist. Once again, you. You have already done that before, so you got to get rid of the. The first setup punchline. Otherwise, it's not a misdirection.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Then I would change peas to beans to make it more realistic. Yeah, okay.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
Maybe hit him with like. Yeah, throw a few beans up there.
Tony Hinchcliffe
So, yeah, but you got it.
Rick Ingram
It's got to be like. Yeah. He stuck peas and rice up his nose.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Beans.
Louis Castillo
That's beans and rice.
Rick Ingram
Beans and rice up his nose. And that's so stupid. I would never do something that dumb.
Brian Redban
Right?
Rick Ingram
And you know, this is the type of kid who's gonna get his dick stuck in a vending machine. Trust me, I would know. See, at that point, you're not stupid anymore.
Tony Hinchcliffe
There you go, Louis Castillo. That's a tag.
Rick Ingram
There you go. Tag it. No, faggot on that one. He got it. Ill faggot.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It's a whole new bit.
Rick Ingram
Los Faggot.
Tony Hinchcliffe
We changed everything that was in that bit.
Rick Ingram
I'm like, here's what we do. We change. I used to have a bit about. It's completely different. Just take this one. I don't do my act anymore. And to be honest, if we've learned anything from Carlos Mencia, it's that a Spanish accent is going to make this a lot funnier.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
So. All right.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Awesome. The random pick from Rick Ingram.
Brian Redban
Yeah. When he said peas, I was really turned off by the idea of somebody eating peas and rice.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
That's fucking weird.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah. It didn't make any sense.
Rick Ingram
And peas smell terrible, so how would they ever go up your nose?
Brian Redban
Yeah, there's a.
Rick Ingram
Actually, it'd be more likely if he was like, yeah, my brother was letting someone pee in his nose.
Brian Redban
Right.
Rick Ingram
I'd be like, yeah, okay.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, that would have been weird. That would have been a big twist.
Rick Ingram
See, for a second, I looked down, I thought that said Kenny Loggins, but it says Kenny Lyon. Faux restaurants.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I think that's what we're gonna get about this. I like a good bowl of foam.
Rick Ingram
Ain't afraid to show it up. Yeah. Ken Griffey Jr. That shit. Turn the hat backwards,
Frank Castillo
folks. Y' all know about these pho Vietnamese restaurants? Pho. I like them. I was walking last week, I saw one with a unique name by the name of Pho Tastic. Next day, I saw another pho restaurant by the name Phoenix Beulus. I was kicking it in Compton because I was going to get some weed. Saw a faux restaurant that just opened by the name of Faux Real. The one in Compton. Crenshaw, everyone. Excuse me. By the name of Faux Show. It's one opening in Hollywood by the name of. For Life. All right. Y' all don't like shit.
Rick Ingram
Wow.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Hell, yeah.
Rick Ingram
Okay.
Brian Redban
I was hoping for like, 20 or
Tony Hinchcliffe
there was 30 more.
Rick Ingram
There was already a lot of tags, but the only one he missed was Twitter.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I think you should forget about five of those tags.
Rick Ingram
Yeah, he might even be a fog it. Hard to say. A dick sucking.
Matt Devlin
I love that.
Tony Hinchcliffe
When you get into why you were going to Crenshaw, it has to be because that's where you buy your weed.
Rick Ingram
Yeah, that's racist.
Tony Hinchcliffe
You know that you can just get a medical card now. You don't have to, right? I mean, that's a long. That's a long, dangerous trip.
Rick Ingram
But he buys his weed in 1996. Everybody knows that.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That's the good shit.
Rick Ingram
What's your race, by the way? Guatemalan. Mexico is Mexico. It's a Dave Taylor classic. I can't act like that's mine. That is a DT Classic.
Frank Castillo
But I. But for ladies, you know, it's still a mystery. I know you guys were a little confused, but for ladies, I could be whatever you want me to be. I could be whatever you want me to be.
Rick Ingram
What the is this guy doing right now? I'm pretty sure.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I'm pretty sure he just.
Rick Ingram
He was.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Gave a plug for his penis.
Rick Ingram
Yeah. It was like, you know what? This didn't go over well. But I'm still gonna try and get some pussy. So while I'm in the spotlight.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Oh, my God, he's doing that. I guess that's an international.
Rick Ingram
It doesn't matter. Border to border. That one is eating pussy.
Brian Redban
Let's give him. Let's get him away from us, man. He's creeping me out now.
Tony Hinchcliffe
There you go, everybody. Kenny Lyon.
Rick Ingram
Kenny Lyon. You know how much better that would have been if that was Kenny Loggins?
Tony Hinchcliffe
I can't believe that's what Kenny Lyon looks like.
Rick Ingram
Me neither. Not what I was expecting. We should rename that dude Kenny Lyon. Yeah, he could be Kenny Lyon. Lion O. Travis Travers.
Tony Hinchcliffe
What's a whiter name? Kenny Lyon? Taylor Dean or Skyler from earlier. Remember the.
Rich Slayton
I like that.
Rick Ingram
Skyler's just one name, like Sinbad.
Brian Redban
Skyler.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Oh. All right. So our next lovely contestant will be Mike Stanley with Quit drinking here. He is very unique. Oh, he's got a comedian hat on. This guy's got comedian hat.
Rick Ingram
Mike Stanley.
Mike Stanley
How's it going, everybody?
Tony Hinchcliffe
And the comedian jacket.
Mike Stanley
Yeah, you guys are. Can I do it? Do it.
Brian Redban
Good.
Rick Ingram
Go.
Mike Stanley
Okay, good. You guys ever get so drunk at the end of the night, you think you're looking at a menu and a Denny's, but it turns out you're sitting on your toilet looking at a picture of a sandwich on Instagram, calling your girlfriend waitress for 20 minutes? Don't call your girlfriend waitress. That's mean. She's an actress. They hate that. I quit drinking, actually. It's been two years since I had a drop of alcohol. Two years. Thank you. Thank you. Ugly chicks are pissed. It's like, sorry, I'm not taking the potion that fixes your face anymore. That's the thing, when you quit drinking, you've got no scapegoat anymore. You've got nothing to blame anything on. No one's ever blamed a one night stand on being drowsy.
Rick Ingram
You know what I mean?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Right?
Mike Stanley
No one's ever had too much soup and thrown a trash can through the windshield of a squad car.
Rick Ingram
Right.
Mike Stanley
If I piss the bed now, I'm fucked. I've got no one to blame that on.
Rick Ingram
Right?
Mike Stanley
If I do it at a friend's house, that's even worse. What am I gonna say? Oh, I left the window open? Wolves must have jumped in, pissed all over your comforter and just my crotch. They were very selective about the territory they were marking. Last time I got super drunk, I was hanging out with my high school buddies and I was just like, wow, I cannot wait until you guys graduate. Three more years. You guys hang in there. I'm Mike.
Rick Ingram
Stanley.
Mike Stanley
Thanks, guys.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Hell yeah. There you go.
Rick Ingram
That was misdirection.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That was so good. I think somebody should buy this guy a shot right now. Fuck yeah.
Mike Stanley
Take drinking right now to celebrate.
Rick Ingram
One wolf urine. Very strong smell.
Mike Stanley
Thanks. I don't know why I'm thinking so
Rick Ingram
comparison than odorous urine for you. So congrats on that.
Tony Hinchcliffe
How long have you been doing comedy, Mike?
Mike Stanley
11 years.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Holy.
Rick Ingram
And you agreed to do a one minute spot on a belly room.
Mike Stanley
Well, when you start somewhere else and then you come out here, you're. Your credits don't transfer. You know what I mean? It's like you come from a shitty
Rick Ingram
college, you got to come from a place like Fort Wayne, Indiana. I know.
Mike Stanley
You know what's my respect? I've played that room that he talked
Rick Ingram
about and they wouldn't have me back.
Mike Stanley
They wouldn't have me back you.
Rick Ingram
So you're banned from Snickers in Fort Wayne. Yeah.
Mike Stanley
I mean, that should get shot from Snickers. This is what it looks like when you get chopped from Snickers.
Rick Ingram
Everybody spots else. I would just go into clubs and be like, look, I don't have a manager or agent, but they don't let me perform in Snickers in Fort Wayne. What about Butterfingers? Oh, so you got material minimum for you right now.
Tony Hinchcliffe
What did you have to do to get to not be able to perform again at Snickers?
Mike Stanley
What they, what they do there is. I don't know if you've. Here's what happens. The guy who owns it also tries to do a talk show at the beginning of it, a cable access talk show.
Rick Ingram
Always successful.
Mike Stanley
Yeah. So he has people who write for him just like the shittiest one liners and stuff like that. And he films it and then puts it on public access. So he needs the comedians to be as clean as possible. And yeah, they booked me for a weekend. I worked there. I sold a bunch of stuff. I had a great weekend. And he was like, you were great. And then I found out from the, the booker, they were like, you're too blue for his TV show. So I didn't fit for the cable access show that he was filming so they wouldn't have me back.
Rick Ingram
Whoa, hold on. So you're telling me there's a Cracker or Snickers TV show? No, there's a crack.
Mike Stanley
There's a cracker who runs Snickers.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, that's about right.
Rick Ingram
How is the Snickers TV show not taken off? They're giving TV shows to that dude from snl and the owner of Snickers already has a format figured out that we all would love. Wow. So did you have to be a guest on the show and or does he interview local people?
Mike Stanley
No, you're just like, you're there to do the show as a comedian, like a normal weekend, like a Wednesday, Saturday, and then he just takes parts of your acting and puts it on his cable access.
Rick Ingram
Oh, okay, I see. Yeah. Wow, that's fucking a nightmare.
Mike Stanley
Which is crazy that he couldn't find like three minutes of material out of my act because I was doing like 45. And like he couldn't just take three minutes from my act and put it in there.
Rick Ingram
Jesus. Who is the guy that has performed at Snickers before?
Mike Stanley
He scooted out of here.
Rick Ingram
Yeah, well, he's probably crawling back to Snickers as we speak because he's done in the Belly Realm.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Thank you so much.
Mike Stanley
Yeah, great format. I love this, by the way. This is Great. Good to meet.
Rick Ingram
Oh, yeah, we'll try and get you real spot, cuz you seem professional.
Mike Stanley
Thanks,
Rick Ingram
man.
Brian Redban
Yeah, that was awesome.
Rick Ingram
That's like a legitimate Philadelphia comedian outfit.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, I mean, that is really the comedian getup.
Brian Redban
So are you going to have like a semi final round? Are you picking like a winner or are we picking or are we just.
Tony Hinchcliffe
No, I didn't really think of that. I was just sort of thinking about.
Rick Ingram
I don't think there are winners in today's contest.
Brian Redban
Yeah. But maybe we could get like the like four weeks of winners and they have to like kiss each other or something on stage.
Rick Ingram
That wouldn't be bad. Maybe Elephant walk, the top three from each week.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, I think Taylor Dean would love that idea.
Rick Ingram
What do you think?
Brian Redban
He's gonna murder us.
Rick Ingram
Chaz Lyon.
Brian Redban
Now I know what that outfit is. That's. Nevermind. I was gonna say that movie. Remember the American Psycho movie?
Rick Ingram
Let's just go down this lineup because extra work, extra work is the topic and the name is really the joke. We're talking to Andrew yanker.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Wow.
Rick Ingram
Get Mr. Yanker up here. Oh, he's got a BJ vales face. I like him. All right. Absolutely.
Andrew Yanker
How you guys doing tonight? I moved to Hollywood to be an actor. Yeah. But currently my car is getting more work than I am.
Mike Stanley
Guys,
Andrew Yanker
they're like, I go to auditions, I go to auditions. I go to auditions. And they're like, oh, Red Jedi. You can come back in a few hours. We're gonna need that car. But I'm making a little progress. I was in a photo shoot yesterday and they told me to get out of the shot. They were like, what the fuck are you doing here, man? You're supposed to be in the background.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I love you.
Rick Ingram
That was amazing.
Brian Redban
That's amazing.
Rick Ingram
You've got. You're like half human, half demon. If Dave Matthews had sex with a demon, you would be its child.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Love how you keep looking at your own reflection in the mirror. That's over here. You still do it. I'm sorry. You don't have to look down like that.
Rick Ingram
I wouldn't change anything about anything.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I absolutely love it. It's like a real misdirect. Because the amazing part of his misdirects are that you never truly think he's about to go where he's about to go.
Rick Ingram
Yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
And he goes there.
Rick Ingram
He did go there, though.
Tony Hinchcliffe
So it's almost like.
Rick Ingram
And you told us the joke and they kind of laughed like, that's not funny at all. And then after that, then you were like. You threw in another little tag then. Yeah, yeah. Then they were like, the Jetta's, the Jeddah can come back. But like, it didn't work though.
Brian Redban
But the beginning, his first sentence gave a sense of foreshadowing almost. I'm an actor.
Rick Ingram
The setup was pretty good.
Tony Hinchcliffe
What was the first sentence?
Rick Ingram
Something about. About going.
Brian Redban
What was the first?
Rick Ingram
Car is getting more work than he is.
Brian Redban
Because, I mean, he's an actor.
Rick Ingram
Oh, actor.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
So he's an actor. And then the car.
Rick Ingram
Where are you from? New York City.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Holy shit.
Rick Ingram
It's from New York City. Wow. Well, if you ever. If you ever want to go to a real city. Fort Wayne, Indiana. That's where the best of the best started. And other than la, it's the only place that has a real comedy scene. So forget about your country roads of New York City. And. Yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I don't know.
Rick Ingram
I don't know what to say.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yanker, I think. I think you're unbelievable. How long have you been doing stand up in Los Angeles?
Andrew Yanker
Six months.
Taylor Dean
Wow.
Rick Ingram
You seem like. Like he should be one of the characters from that movie strip. Were you in the military? Have you ever been kicked out of the military? Because you might be a little off kilter.
Andrew Yanker
I went to a military camp and they didn't like me too much there.
Rick Ingram
Military.
Tony Hinchcliffe
How old were you when you went to military camp? Wow.
Rick Ingram
Did you get sent there?
Andrew Yanker
Yeah, my dad sent in it.
Tony Hinchcliffe
What does your dad do for a living?
Rick Ingram
Why is your dad such a dick?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Your dad's a lawyer.
Rick Ingram
What did you do to get sent to military camp?
Andrew Yanker
I didn't get straight A's.
Rick Ingram
That. That was it.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Oh, my God.
Rick Ingram
Isn't this the plot to Bill and Ted's excellent adventure?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Can one of the serial killers who performed earlier go kill this guy's dad?
Rick Ingram
We need to set him free. Unchained this man's mind because I think it's going Yankee.
Tony Hinchcliffe
You're fucking hilarious so much. Yeah, that's a. Tag it without even. We're not even gonna tag it. That's a. Keep it exactly the same.
Rick Ingram
What I liked about him, like, there was a slight creepy thing to him, but not like child molester creepy. Like he's the type of guy that might molest a child molester.
Brian Redban
Right.
Rick Ingram
He's a child molester. Molester. So in a way he's doing good.
Brian Redban
Yeah, it's like Dexter but like totally gross.
Rick Ingram
He's. He's the kid raping.
Tony Hinchcliffe
He can only blow a load if it's on a.
Rick Ingram
Some creep yeah, yeah. Oh, you've. You've touched kids before. Hello. Yanker. I mean, that's obviously gonna be the name of the show. Yanker.
Tony Hinchcliffe
How we doing on time?
Brian Redban
Oh, I think we have time for maybe two more. Let's do two more quickie.
Rick Ingram
Fuck yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
All right. You guys having fun out there? Is this. Wow. Okay. You want to pick one or just go for it. Okay, I'm interested.
Brian Redban
Wait, is there any girls? No girls.
Rick Ingram
No girl is gonna allow us to make fun of them.
Tony Hinchcliffe
They wanted to see what was gonna happen in the first one and feel it out.
Rick Ingram
We need someone that we can objectify.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Do you want to do a minute?
Brian Redban
Yes. There we go.
Rick Ingram
Yeah. Whoa.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That's how fast it happens. Some estrogen up in this party. That's right.
Sarah Most Hijabi
Pussy power.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
Okay. Pussy power.
Sarah Most Hijabi
I've been on stage like three times, so perfect.
Rick Ingram
That's two more than most of the comedians tonight.
Sarah Most Hijabi
So I'm sure you can tell by the way I look. I went to school for video game design, which means I'm unemployed like most others. It's basically like the 2010's version of an English degree, which means you're not going to go anywhere in your life. I suck at this, you guys.
Tony Hinchcliffe
No, you're great.
Brian Redban
I want to tag it.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Pocket. Stay in the pocket.
Sarah Most Hijabi
It's not that kind of tagging. Slow the down. This isn't a Bag it and tag it. Don't. Don't pound each other.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That's hilarious. No, settle. Settle down. She's like, relax.
Rick Ingram
She's got attitude now. I like it better. I love it. She's just yelling at you guys. We're seeing Silver Lake. Tina Fey.
Brian Redban
Silver.
Rick Ingram
It's a compliment.
Sarah Most Hijabi
I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, it is.
Sarah Most Hijabi
I view her as intelligent and also hot.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, absolutely.
Sarah Most Hijabi
So that works.
Tony Hinchcliffe
And you don't scar.
Rick Ingram
There you go. That's the key.
Brian Redban
I could tell she has big areolas.
Sarah Most Hijabi
It's like saucers.
Brian Redban
Yeah. Silver dollar nipples.
Sarah Most Hijabi
As soon as I take my shirt off, I just start singing. Jimmy Crack Corn.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
Damn.
Brian Redban
I could tell.
Rick Ingram
I don't even know if that's a racist reference or not, but I hope it is. What's your name, by the way, since you're not on this list? Right.
Sarah Most Hijabi
Sarah Most hijabi.
Rick Ingram
We're not gonna repeat that.
Brian Redban
If you say it three times, something happens.
Sarah Most Hijabi
My dad comes out of the mirror and tries to choke you with a gold chain.
Rick Ingram
Holy.
Brian Redban
There we go.
Rick Ingram
You should have opened with that.
Brian Redban
I know.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, exactly.
Rick Ingram
Gold chain, choking fathers yes, I'm half Persian.
Sarah Most Hijabi
I'm a day walker though. I can get to the airport.
Rick Ingram
A day walker? That's very close to a Canadian racial slur. I like ice walker. Just thought I'd point it out.
Sarah Most Hijabi
I don't know what that's about.
Rick Ingram
Oh, nice. Half Persian, half what, by the way?
Sarah Most Hijabi
I don't know. Europe got together, raped some Cherokees. I'm turned into this.
Rick Ingram
Wow.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
Rape Cherokees?
Brian Redban
Yeah, I'm German, Irish and a little bit of Indian. That means like, like.
Rick Ingram
Listen, hey, everyone's so Indian. We're not filling out scholarship forms. We don't have to pretend to be Indian.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Okay.
Rick Ingram
Some of us can just be normal white people with no native blood whatsoever.
Brian Redban
I'm spiritual too, is what I was trying to tell.
Rick Ingram
Okay, well that's cool then.
Tony Hinchcliffe
So could you like not decide what you wanted to do with like long hair, short hair?
Rick Ingram
It's the modern mullet.
Sarah Most Hijabi
No, my hair is cut like Final. Final Fantasy from Final Fantasy 13.
Rick Ingram
I know.
Sarah Most Hijabi
Final Fantasy video game.
Tony Hinchcliffe
So you're a real.
Rick Ingram
That's why you attack. Wanted to tag it immediately.
Sarah Most Hijabi
Yeah, most of actually I just forgot cuz he may as made me nervous. But most of what my bits are about is how I discovered my vibrating controller with Final Fantasy. Because it's a true story.
Rick Ingram
Yeah.
Sarah Most Hijabi
God, why did you summon Odin again?
Rick Ingram
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Hey, I gotta show you my. I got this video game called Rev. I think it was called Rez.
Rick Ingram
Ah, yes.
Sarah Most Hijabi
We just talked about this.
Brian Redban
Yeah, and I got that.
Sarah Most Hijabi
You can attach it to your wrist.
Rick Ingram
Yeah.
Brian Redban
You could also put it in your asshole. It's pretty fucking great. I'm sure you'll like it.
Sarah Most Hijabi
I mean, I was at home masturbating, playing Pokemon like every other 13 year old boy. So I was really happy.
Brian Redban
Pikachu.
Rick Ingram
Pokemon. My God. I feel like we're just in the middle of like we're sitting here in between. Destiny.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Absolutely. I think she's gonna be a huge star. I think you got to change your last name. It's a little bit aggressive. Either that or use it as a. Use it as an opener. Acknowledge.
Sarah Most Hijabi
Jabby.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Then you could do that, the gold chain dad thing and maybe show some nipples. Jesus Christ.
Rick Ingram
Just so you know, I don't want you to feel objectified. He's done this to every comedian we brought up here tonight.
Brian Redban
Done it all night long.
Rick Ingram
Loves nipples.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Sarah Most Hijabi
If only. I get kicked out of Snickers, right?
Brian Redban
Damn.
Tony Hinchcliffe
How long have you been doing? You've only done it a few times.
Sarah Most Hijabi
I've literally this Is my fourth time on a stage.
Rick Ingram
She's already doing callbacks. Did you hear that Snickers reference just now?
Tony Hinchcliffe
No, I missed it. She fucking crushed it. Holy shit.
Rick Ingram
You're at level three even though you've only been on stage four times.
Sarah Most Hijabi
I know, I'm really good at leveling up.
Tony Hinchcliffe
You're already. You're.
Rick Ingram
Bet she fucks better than all of us.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Definitely.
Sarah Most Hijabi
I get all the pussy.
Tony Hinchcliffe
You've only been on stage three times and you're already the seventh funniest female in the country. So congratulations. Give it up for Sarah, everybody.
Rick Ingram
Sarah, we have time for one more. We got one more. That is never going to be able to follow Sarah. She looks like a hot Barry Melrose with that haircut.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Sorry. In advance to any comedians who didn't get on we an experimental adventure.
Brian Redban
I've had fun.
Rick Ingram
What? What does that say, Tony?
Tony Hinchcliffe
That says Junior Seaw. And that says aid. I think it says aid.
Rick Ingram
An AIDS dating site. Is that a bit. Does someone have a bit about an AIDS dating site?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Tim.
Rick Ingram
That is Tim.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Is Tim here? Tim Greer, Is it an AIDS dating site? All right, Tim Greer.
Rick Ingram
The best of the best.
Tony Hinchcliffe
If it was ad dating site, we were gonna go with Junior SEO. But since it's aids. Yeah, great.
Tim Greer
So that's the thing. I'm gonna start a website for people that have aids. I feel bad for them. What I'm gonna do, I'm gonna call Date aids. Date aids. Think about it. It's benefits of having an AIDS dating website. You can tell within a 50 mile radius who has AIDS. Like that beautiful woman you see jogging down the street. You're gonna think differently when you see that bitch's profile on date aids. Like, nope, you're burnt. Like serious. I mean, it's that. But that's. Look, there's benefits though, okay? If you want to commit suicide and you just really want to give the fuck up, this could be better than the suicide hotline.
Rick Ingram
Like for real. It could.
Tim Greer
Like, fuck. You will go on day dates. You know, find you a good profile. Call her up. Hey, how long you have to live? What you doing tonight? Like, seriously, that's a good thing. But hey, that's my date aids.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That's a really funny premise.
Rick Ingram
Funny premise, yeah. One I feel like you ignore the science, the fact that people don't just drop dead of AIDS anymore. There is just medication for it, right? So that, you know, there's not necessarily going to be an expiration date for everyone with aids.
Brian Redban
Although, did you know that us three had aids?
Rick Ingram
Because that Also is somewhat.
Tim Greer
You guys can have the first three profiles. We can even like plug them.
Rick Ingram
He tagged it. I love it.
Tony Hinchcliffe
There you go. That's a tag.
Rick Ingram
He tagged that one. And an AIDS dating site, maybe throw in like, it's called ChristianMingle.com or something like that.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Oh, yeah, there you go. There you go.
Rick Ingram
Just, you know, something that would really offend people and at the same time make everyone else really happy, right?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah, but you're really, you're really gonna have to try to t sell this idea to Nice.
Jaron Horton
Wow.
Rick Ingram
See now just. Just so people know, had it been the racist rich slayton up here instead of Christian mingle, I would have said black peoplemeat.com. but I didn't want. I didn't want to sound racist myself. Nice. Black guy said it was funny.
Tony Hinchcliffe
We're in. Yeah.
Rick Ingram
Okay.
Tim Greer
Light skinned it don't count.
Rick Ingram
Hell yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
This guy's starting out this. He's going against the light skin.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
Not only did he steal the east coast comedians comedy jacket, but by the way, for those of you have only been on stage less than five times, get the black leather jacket and start being a comedian today.
Tony Hinchcliffe
You're gonna see this guy in two weeks wearing the same hat as the guy that's been doing it 11 years. There's no doubt about it.
Rick Ingram
All right, thanks, man. That was fun.
Tony Hinchcliffe
I have one more question for you.
Mike Stanley
Nobody.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Because you made a comment about light skinned it earlier. Who, who said that? People call it light skinned because black people call it that because they have bad grammar. What would be your reasoning as to why it's called light skin? Did with two Ds.
Tim Greer
They're trying to like fully extend the light skin, you know, to really show you how light they are.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Emphasizing. Yeah.
Tim Greer
Emphasizing, yes.
Rick Ingram
So it's, it's just a. Rub it in deeper. Like, you know, you're so much lighter, we have to say it incorrectly.
Tony Hinchcliffe
You're light skinned it.
Rick Ingram
Damn. Also, I don't know if this is racist, but are you related to David Allen Greer?
Tim Greer
No. I wish.
Rick Ingram
Fair enough. I wish I was too.
Tony Hinchcliffe
There he goes. Everybody give it up for Tim Greer.
Rick Ingram
Yeah. Gotta extend it. I'm gonna use that. I'm gonna just add EDS onto things. I want to emphasize.
Tony Hinchcliffe
What can white people do that with?
Rick Ingram
I don't know. I think if we, if we said, oh, that that Greek guy is dark skinned, that shit would be racist as fuck.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Right.
Rick Ingram
At least it sounds that way.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Because they'd be like, why do you have to say it like that?
Rick Ingram
And I'd Be like, well, because I'm racist against Greek people. They're filthy animals.
Tony Hinchcliffe
But really, that's what they're being, right? Couldn't, couldn't they? Couldn't one say that it's racist to make fun of a lighter skinned.
Rick Ingram
Well, yeah, but it's not. It's not racist to be black people. They can do whatever they want. That's the rule.
Tony Hinchcliffe
So that's it on comics, right, Brian?
Brian Redban
Yeah, I think we should. We have another podcast coming up that we have.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Awesome.
Rick Ingram
Does it. Do you guys wonder what it feels like to be one of the people who didn't make it on to tonight's
Brian Redban
show twice in a row?
Rick Ingram
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
There's people waiting around. They're like, oh, I'm next. I'm next. And now how many more?
Tony Hinchcliffe
Anybody sign up? That's not. That didn't get on here or downstairs.
Rick Ingram
Those are the people who got Henson.
Tony Hinchcliffe
That's who. That's who I want to talk to. He's got a junior say.
Rick Ingram
I'll bet.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Here's Kyle Henson, everybody. Oh, yeah, the experiment, the great experiment continues with Kyle Henson with his bit. Junior say all.
Matt Devlin
Thank you.
Kyle Henson
Thank you, Tony. Awesome podcast. Congratulations.
Rick Ingram
Points.
Kyle Henson
Junior Seow died. Sad. Oh, I found out on Facebook, like, what happened in the good days. Used to find out somebody died from a reputable source like tmz. I don't believe it though. So I go to Wikipedia. It says, junior Seow shot himself in the chest. Like, if you point the gun this way, you're probably gonna die. That got me a little bit more curious. Like, guys, how much do the saints pay for hall of Famer suicides? Some people don't get that joke. I understand. And other people are just butt hurt. Like Patrick Swayze or a kid in a Penn State locker room. Joe Paterno means no, thank you, guys. I'm Callhance.
Tony Hinchcliffe
My favorite part of that set was when a lady in the middle of the audience just goes, what? What?
Rick Ingram
The good old days of tmz. What? Like you understand protocol for how comedy shows work and at the same time, you felt it was important enough that you question his joke mid bit.
Tony Hinchcliffe
The rest of us thought the same thing. We just. We were just able to keep it in the. What do you say before the Paterno thing? Oh, Patrick. So you took a shot at Patrick Swayze?
Rick Ingram
Yeah.
Kyle Henson
For no reason either.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Why would he be butthurt?
Kyle Henson
He died of colon cancer.
Tony Hinchcliffe
No, he died of pancreatic cancer. I was the first one to write the joke about it.
Rick Ingram
Wait, hold On. You're the first person to write the pancreatic joke about Patrick Swayze.
Tony Hinchcliffe
As soon as he. Here's what's crazy about this situation. As soon as he got pancreatic cancer. I know that that's one of the fastest moving cancer. So I'm sure I need to write the first Patrick Swayze as dead joke because it's gonna be big for me in a month. I was really. My favorite thing is always to be the one that tries to like, attack whoever dies and then listen to the. I try to write something funny about it and then listen everybody go, oh,
Rick Ingram
you didn't do it. It's too soon.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Nobody but right you love. I was literally working out in the comedy show down stairs in the original room for a month Patrick Swayze is dead jokes. And the first joke that I ever sold, I made a hundred dollars off of my Patrick Swayze joke. What's the creator? Cancer.
Brian Redban
Are you allowed to say it?
Tony Hinchcliffe
No, it's. It's not. Well, basically it was pretty nai. I shouldn't say it, but yeah.
Rick Ingram
Something about one minute to tell us. Oh, no. Okay.
Tony Hinchcliffe
The gist was Ghost 2. This time it's for real.
Rick Ingram
Great punchline. If some of these comics had your punchlines. You know, maybe this will be a
Tony Hinchcliffe
good fucking Andrew Yanker. I'm trying to get that guy to write for me.
Rick Ingram
I'm telling you, I'm trying to get that guy to finger bang me. Yanker was fucking.
Tony Hinchcliffe
You want to yank her in your stanker. Sorry, everybody.
Rick Ingram
Yanker in the stanker.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Fuck yeah.
Rick Ingram
All right. Wow. That this.
Kyle Henson
Well, my minute kicked ass. You know, it was better than the not three that I got downstairs.
Rick Ingram
True.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Hell yeah.
Rick Ingram
You made someone's nights.
Kyle Henson
This is it, my career. I don't have to work anymore.
Tony Hinchcliffe
So much comedy heat right now. You could iron your shirt with it.
Kyle Henson
I probably should.
Rick Ingram
We really should have let Sarah headline.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Oh, definitely the last two. We know that one for next. We'll have Sarah on next week. The follow up. Kyle will never have you on again. Thanks a lot.
Rick Ingram
This was the big shot.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah.
Rick Ingram
It's over.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Yeah. But thank you so much.
Mike Stanley
Thank you. Thank you.
Rick Ingram
What's that? What was that?
Tony Hinchcliffe
What's this?
Brian Redban
Is that a faggot or a tag it?
Rick Ingram
He was light skinned. That was for emphasis. All right, we could do one more,
Brian Redban
but this is the last one. We have to do it real fast.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Here we go then. How about the guy. The guy named Slope has. I just got to go with that. With this. Slope has State, Ohio joke Lopez.
Rick Ingram
I'm assuming that's a possibly retarded person with the last name Lopez Slopez. Well, he was too slowed. Hispanic person.
Tony Hinchcliffe
He didn't make it.
Rick Ingram
How about Lopez? No.
Brian Redban
All right, let's just end this.
Rick Ingram
Gay roommate. Do it.
Louis Castillo
Ingram.
Brian Redban
Where can people find you?
Rick Ingram
People can find me wandering around the streets of Sherman Oaks online. Twitter. Rick Ingram.
Tony Hinchcliffe
And you just made the very hilarious show called the Rick Ingram Experience. He's so funny that he calls out people in the crowd and he interviews them as his actual guests. Instead of bringing in celebrities, he just brings up people from the crowd and turns these strangers into hilarious interviews. And it's unbelievable. They can check that out where?
Rick Ingram
Yeah, this summer they're gonna release when they're not out yet, but the summer they should be released on will be out on YouTube at least.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Awesome Rick Ingram Experience. I'm sure that'll be the start.
Rick Ingram
Also, I have a podcast called Embrace the Hate that is not as racist as it sounds.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Sounds awesome. Embrace the Hate. Well, fuck yeah. Well, thank you so much for being part of this. It's been a real pleasure.
Rick Ingram
And again, those hipsters were right. This shit's the bomb. Well, raise the roof.
Brian Redban
Be doing this every week at 8:00pm Hell, yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
It's gonna be a whole new thing. Thanks to the death squad fans that came out and made it tonight. You guys are awesome. Hell yeah. Laney and Jerry are here.
Rick Ingram
Kato Kaelin.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Josh Meyerowitz up there.
Rick Ingram
Oh, he's my favorite completely normal person.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Shout out to David Pierce.
Rick Ingram
David Pierce.
Tony Hinchcliffe
And all the creepy lawyers associates. Hell yeah. All the creepy lawyers that sent Andrew Yanker to military camp.
Rick Ingram
Yeah.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Hell yeah. Tony Hinchcliff on Twitter. Thanks, Redban.
Brian Redban
Thank you. All right, stay tuned for the Ding Dong Show.
Tony Hinchcliffe
Hell yeah.
Rick Ingram
It.
Date: June 14, 2013
Venue: Comedy Store, Los Angeles
Hosts: Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban
Panel Guest: Rick Ingram
Special Notes: Debut episode of what becomes “Kill Tony” – a live comedy showcase where new comedians get one minute to impress a panel of established stand-ups and a live audience.
The debut of Kill Tony introduces a fresh and highly experimental podcast format, blending open mic stand-up comedy with immediate panel feedback and roasting. Hosted by Tony Hinchcliffe and Brian Redban, with Rick Ingram as a special guest, the show’s purpose is to give amateur comics a platform—one nerve-wracking minute each—followed by raw, fast-paced critique and a heavy dose of irreverence. The tone is loose, sometimes brutal, and intentionally unstructured, as the team takes chances with the format and with the comedians who dare to sign up.
The bulk of the episode showcases one-minute sets from a parade of up-and-comers. After each set, panelists—with heavy audience interaction—break down jokes, roasting, tagging, and riffing.
The pilot of Kill Tony is chaotic, brash, and often hilarious, capturing the vulnerability and unpredictability of live stand-up. The hosts and panel don’t hold back—sometimes nurturing, sometimes eviscerating—with moments of genuine encouragement and a lot of biting sarcasm. Amid awkwardness and tangents, the raw format emerges as both a proving ground and a gauntlet—a circus for anyone trying to be funny on the LA comedy battlefield.
For Fans of:
Open mics, roasts, behind-the-scenes stand-up, and unfiltered comic critique.
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Quotable moment:
“This whole thing can fucking explode at any moment. There’s no doubt about it.” – Tony Hinchcliffe [06:58]