KT: Behind The Tape (Ep: 779 Adam Ray) - KILL TONY

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Boom.
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I love it. That's fucking.
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My God. Ladies and gentlemen, there he is. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. Here we go. Good to see you. You.
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Hello, hello.
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How are you?
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Good to see you. Look who's absolutely thriving.
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Just you, me.
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Just you and me, babe.
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Throwing it back like the good old days.
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That's right. We went solo with Jimmy Carr last week.
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How was that? Jesus. Just bit city.
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Nice and easy. I want to see that. Oh, yeah. We gotta watch this. Yeah, you gotta. I mean like we're on. We're on such another level, dude.
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Oh man, it's crazy.
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Crazy.
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Grab one of these here.
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Come on, come on. The screen's going down. Get us watch.
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Got it.
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What's up, dude? I'm going to have to load you up pretty soon. Okay.
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Yeah,
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I.
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It.
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Sa.
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Sar.
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It's sam. Start in about 20 minutes. Do you want anything to eat or drink or anything?
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I'm chilling right now. I'm. Have a drink. You got to.
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In our line of work, our serotonin. Our dopamine receptors get so blown out
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of proportion's probably out of control.
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Madison Square Garden, Ian, to AD all these things that we do, then you're like, okay, now it's like, you already did it, dude. You're doing it. Did the O. You just did the. It's your third year at msg. People don't. Bands don't even do that. The Beatles didn't do that. Boy doesn't do that.
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Jumbo woman did it twice. So let's just. Let's not make. Let's not say things we don't know.
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That's a funny joke, but.
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No, it's not even a funny joke. It's a good reference. Trying to get some love on your BTs. I love it. When did you get department?
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Four weeks ago.
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Oh, yes. Timing is. Is serendipitous. Oh, and I don't use that word a lot unless I'm in the mother suprema. What's his name?
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Augustus Romulus.
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Of course it is.
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We call him Augie. Augie the doggy.
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Oh, my God.
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Is that crazy or what?
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You're just obsessed with obsessed. Obsessed.
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He's obsessed with me. We're on the same page. It's crazy.
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Well, yeah. That is.
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That's what happens if you swap him and Nick.
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Slow down and. Slow down and focus on that.
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You do a face swap with him and Nick. That's what?
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You. Yeah.
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Did you get that?
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That's me. I'm a cutie pie. You're adorable, dude. Well, I'm in this. Five months pregnant.
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I know.
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Super congrats. Look at us, we're all grown up. You're having a baby. I got a puppy.
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Crazy. I don't do drugs anymore. Don't take that. Don't take that. That's not true at all.
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Quiet before the storm.
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Ready, Betty? Yeah.
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I'm gonna go pee.
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Adam, I'm gonna get your picture here real quick. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. I went second step.
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That's it.
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Dude, we got the other ones. I've done like some sort of like a. So I was like, I should do a smile on this. Yeah, yeah, this is perfect. Yeah, it looks really good. It in color. Yeah. Like complete nudity on Instagram. My girls is showing everything. Adam's good now.
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Okay.
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This video
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time was breastfeeding.
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I love you.
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I love you, big baby.
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Follow us all the way down, but stay behind for sure. Shoot from afar.
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Got it.
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You might want to go in front of me. Thank you.
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Hello.
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How are you?
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What's the sound? Yeah, that sounds. Yeah, adorable and like a Christopher Jezebel.
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And 60 seconds. If you have a funny question, go for it. I'll ask the Mesa question so that you can sit back and be funny.
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You got.
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You can't.
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Can't wait.
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You made it. Welcome to Kill Tony, the number one live podcast in the world. How the we doing tonight, everybody? Very exciting stuff. How exciting. How many of you traveled here to be here live in Austin, Texas? I try to get fun when I drink. So good.
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I do it on my own website.
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I want it strong. My water, I like it strong.
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Yeah. Everything is just me just yapping and they love.
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Yeah. Very black.
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We can do it very black.
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We're really doing it.
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Six shots is a lot less than you guys normally fire off. I just have one guest. Tonight is one of those nights because we like to let the show breathe a little bit. Sometimes with one guest gives us all more time to do what we do best. When I say a great guest, I mean I'm talking about the only two time Kill Tony hall of Fame member. The multiple time. The only multiple time guest of the year in Kiltoni history. You know him from so many great episodes, including the biggest episode ever in the show's history. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you one of only four living members of the Kiltoni hall of Fame. This is the one and only, the undeniable, the Force of nature that is known simply as Adam R.
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There he go.
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Oh yeah. Right where it all started. Ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen. And now the Adam Ray show is on Netflix. Every Friday a new episode drops. I mean, I feel like it really. The big boom. I have to say I have to take some credit in your wild success.
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You have to.
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Because I feel like we don't have
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to, but go ahead.
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Progression for last few years, I mean, has just been unbelievable. I remember the New Year's. What was it? New Year's Eve episode in which you were Dr. Phil.
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Yeah. Happy New Year, Nicole.
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Yeah. And then Dr. Phil. I had to use some real networking to have him bestow upon you the guest of the year that year.
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Yeah, it was weird to get emotional watching that. Yeah. I was like, is it okay if I cry? Watching him be like, congratulations, you're.
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It's fine.
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It's. You're getting famous by being me. Dirty Jubag or whatever he said. I forget he didn't say that, but he said something.
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But to watch you get the credit that you deserve as truly one of the best comedians in the world.
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Love you guys.
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Thanks for coming up.
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And my wife is five months pregnant.
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Everybody loves the Brad Pitt Troy movie.
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Now that Odyssey came out became like a political thing.
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Yeah, everybody on that movie.
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I've always loved it. I thought that movie was okay. Yeah. I've been watching it and I watched
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it Sleepover with Friends.
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So I liked it.
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But I never thought the movie was
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like, yeah, I think it's better than
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people give it credit for. And that's like to my chagrin. Cuz it's the same people that wrote the Game of Thrones series and they're douchebags.
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But it is pretty good. Cuz there is like at like there's at least one real theme to it like that people.
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Have you seen.
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No. I want to pay my bills. If I heard.
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I really like get to the theater.
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I don't really give a question. Meet Key Lime pie. Oh, good pimp.
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We love key Red face of pie of choice. What's your favorite pie? Right. The world wants to know. We had you on so many episodes. I've never had a chance to ask you about your.
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I already did my hard thing probably,
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you know.
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Okay.
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Yeah, it's an exciting time.
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Sure.
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You got an Adam Ray episode.
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Rhubarb.
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That was one of our gym teachers, Was her name.
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She was Elizabeth.
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We called her Rude Barb. I do remember your gym teacher.
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He's been asking me to do this for two years. He lives here now. I'm staying with him on vacation.
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Okay, what's the biggest culture shit shop until probably now?
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Thursday.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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Good for you. That's crazy that you got pulled right away.
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That's good luck. Sorry. You love basketball.
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I bet.
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I bet.
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What is the biggest thing? There's too many choices here in America.
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You go to very rare to find in public. Like, easy.
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Yeah. Frosted Flakes.
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I loved a lot.
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You know one of my first jokes, I was so poor, I started out and I had Frosted FL cereal a lot for dinner. I remember having Frosted Flakes for dinner one day and I was singing this on stage and I go, I was having frosted Flakes for dinner tonight. Super poor, whatever. And instead of, you know the slogan they great. But I. As I was eating it in my head, all I heard was, I'm sad, sip on plank. And it got. It actually got way more laughs here than it did then.
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But you're about to find out.
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I'm gonna go to place for dinner many a time.
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Yeah.
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And I gotta tell you, that is the wood. As I watched you go right from Los Angeles. We were in LA together. You were working at the Comedy Store. I remember it all so clearly. And now you're here, It's a little bit different. Like a bit sweet and sour.
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Extremely. I love buckies.
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Ah, good enough.
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Yeah.
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Here. There's a lot going on here. Make some noise. This is Big. Big. I believe it is either Billy or Big. We're going to say Big Ed. 90 Day. Here it is. Big Ed.
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This is funny. How did you get that name? You know how they used to say religion was the opioid of the masses? Yeah, that might be a. I don't
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know if that's a funny.
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That might just be a premise. I was trying to. I was trying to see if I had it on like this document. But like, I have written down somewhere, like, the new opium. Yeah, do it. Okay. Yeah, yeah. But like, I don't know how to make it work. You actually make points.
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So, like, yours will work.
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I have to figure out what the point is.
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I think.
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Yeah, I think it's a funny observation. I don't know what the point is because that's the only way I ever thought of saying. It's like the new opiate of masses is open. But like, people don't. People don't even understand that because it's like opium used to be like such a. Like, like niche thing in like Chinese, like, communities and like, dens. I think I think people also might not know that quote.
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Yeah.
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You know, like, religion is the opiate of the masses. Yeah, the way you just said it was pretty funny. That was way better than I said it was.
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Jamar.
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Neighbors only way I can, like, think of things. You know what I mean? It's like a two liner. Can I. If I give you my phone and, like, I don't know you or something, will you make a cameo for. For my mom? It's her birthday in a couple weeks. Let's do it right now. For real.
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I swear to God. Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in pro pony history, you are inside the community Bumpy algorithm right now. For you are watching a live cameo on a podcast that's a live show.
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Her name is Carolyn. All right, here we go.
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Hey, Carolyn.
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Being here, obviously. Listen, you're my best view. I love you. I'm here with your son. He's a little weird. I'm hanging out with Kill Tony and there's a girl in the front row that's driving me crazy.
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I'll probably die tonight.
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But anyways, I love you. You're my best view. And happy birthday.
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Happy birthday.
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We can wish her Happy January. So sick.
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Or whatever.
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Do the Deep Throat. Do the Deep Throat. I like it. What was that? What you ended your set with. Oh, no, here we go. All right. What's her name? Carol. All right, Carol.
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I'm not.
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My ke.
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Throat would be. Okay.
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I go to.
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I'm going to go to confession on Saturday so I can get communion on Sunday.
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It's a cameo or a Netflix.
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Like, stop you. And then she goes. Both became famous.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm serious. Yeah, you were mega famous for a bit, right?
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Alexis should have made her. Jesus Christ. Look at this. Honey, you're leveling up.
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God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, Big Ed's going to feel like a piece of.
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They're all hot. Julia.
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Ladies.
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Oh, my God.
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Makes that other one look like. A real kiss.
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That's cool, bro.
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Julia, I think you should go for it.
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Just relax.
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Just have fun.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh, my.
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This is so weird. No, we can't do that. No, no, we can't do that. Stay sideways, stay sideways. Yeah, like that. Come on, let's go for it one time. Come on, let's go for it one time. Okay, we're going to hit this. Oh, my God. What was this something.
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What the.
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Was that
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Mic?
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Real quick, tell us. Give us a guy that hasn't.
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But it's been a minute, right? It's been eight Years. Yes. What would you. What's he tried his best. He tried his best.
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He looks like he's having fun. I haven't seen him smile that big the whole time.
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He's done.
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You're loosened up a little bit now, right? Julia, let me ask you something. What would be if you could give him one piece of advice on his kissing? What would you say? Do fucking better.
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Julian.
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Here's a big sofa for you. Good job. Good job.
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Do better. Julia, look heavy on the super show red bed.
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Red Ben is on fire tonight.
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Red Ben is the MVP of tonight's episode.
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Episode Red band saved all of his funny material for tonight.
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Yeah. Red band. Careful, you're going to get booked on your own show.
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Ladies and gentlemen, one of our great radio in the history of the show. Do y'. All, do y'.
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All.
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What happened to horror movies? Like, because like when I was growing up horror movies we had like actual monsters. Like we had like Freddy, like don't go to sleep with nobody. How do you feel?
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That was so much fun now.
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Was it?
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I knew I was going to get you that horrible.
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When the elliptic her sp.
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It's like the light hit you and then you just. And then you looking around the room
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and it's a band and people doing
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better than you on the side in front of you. That's crazy, bro. What do you have to say to
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like the haters now after this? I never be checking.
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You got a golden ticket, bro. Redman got the golden ticket, but I helped him get it. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Just like he helped me get regular.
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You never climbed the great wall of vagina
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black.
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Budget friendly. The choice is simple. Pick up a pack today.
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Angel Soft.
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Soft and strong.
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Simple. You saw that. It drives me crazy.
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Last night I was in bed with my gal pal. Told you.
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Wanted to role play.
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I was like, all right, let's pretend we're at a beach and a jellyfish just stung your face.
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You are built for this game, Pat o'. Neal. Truly Truly not one of. But I can say without any hesitation, the fastest rising comedian in the world. Live in the flesh one more time. In real time. We find the talent here in Leanne.
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The whole turkey thing I wish I didn't mention. Cuz do you know if you're tell if you're opening? Remember. That was a great set before.
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Holy.
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Hello.
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Thanks, bro.
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We love you guys.
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Thank you.
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Good night, everybody.
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Yeah, buddy.
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Yes, sir. Gonna get by you. Oh, thanks, buddy.
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Hey, Adam, congrats on the baby, man. That's amazing. Such an awesome. I appreciate it. Thank you so much. Congratulations, Adam. Thank you so much. How did you feel about the show tonight? You know, one for the books, dude. One of the most fun shows. Wow.
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Wow.
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No way.
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Come on, go.
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Wow, dude. Let's go. I think it's the first time I painted you as you. Yeah, I. When I looked over, I was like. And I started to see the hat. No way, dude. A nice me. Wow. I'm honored. So cool. Yeah. There we go.
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Nice.
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Love it. I love you too. Congratulations on everything.
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Thanks.
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Great episode. That was a fun one, right? Really? Yeah. Really silly. Yeah, Some good. I think it's funny when you dip in your characters as yourself. You know, every episode too that I'm on with myself. I go. I go, don't do it. But then like, then a moment always presents itself. I'll be right back. Or when Tony started talking about Trump, I was like, I can't not. Dude. It just makes people smile, man. People love your. That was fun one.
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That was amazing.
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Real silly and just like.
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Real silly and just the tape. You.
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They were some of our best back and forth and I was like, I really picked moments and. But there was only once that I look at you to talk and Versus other times or maybe if I'm talking too much and you have to go. Yeah, it was a good quote.
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Solo is the way when it's you when it's Adam. You know what I mean?
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So many little things like. Like you listed like so many fun guests. There are so many little fun callbacks. And then the through line of Brian just ripping like that is so. Is so great for the. Yes, I definitely think he's back shirts need to be paid. You giving the ticket and taking it back and then getting it back again. Oh, man, that's so funny. By the way, that Nina Lynn. If you know who Nina Lynn is, you're gonna freak out. No, that was Nina Way. She's a famous streamer, Asian streamer from Brooklyn. And she's just constantly Getting arrested and in trouble and like that. And, yeah, the Internet's gonna love. The. The. The guy with the. Who kissed the girl dude. And then you got Big Ed. So you know who Big Ed is? I've only seen him, but you know him enough.
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Yeah, that was wild.
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I literally thought you knew. And I was like, oh, you put this in. But then I looked at you, I was like, oh, no, you don't do that. So then when he came out, I was like, wait a second. This guy just on here right now. And he was so wild.
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Yeah.
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I've watched one episode of that show, and way back when I was doing the podcast with Brad, they were trying to get him to come on, and we didn't for some reason. But I remember I saw him on Bobby's podcast because he got so big from that show, and that meme was. I remember seeing that everywhere, and it's like, obviously, like, he's a cartoon character.
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Unbelievable. But unbelievable. You never know what you're gonna see or say,
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oh, I did see that.
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Yes.
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Wait, that's from the Too Many Cooks. Yeah, it's his first film. Wow. So it's gonna be like a horror movie with a Barney type.
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Wow.
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Just good. Good energy. Even people that come out with. I mean, I guess even the guy that did the Cisco Kong song came out guns ablazing. But it was just like. Like, I'm glad you cut the leash on that, because it's like, it is annoying, at least to me. Just doing it enough. Now I just get a little annoyed when I'm like, you're not even. That's what I was complimenting. What was the trans girl's name? Alexa.
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Yeah.
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I was like, thanks for coming out and prepared. Because even if you eat and you come out with a game plan, you can't knock that, you know, because now you're just like, all right, now we can actually talk to you because you. Because you. You gave a fuck. So now we got give a. But when you're just coming out and you're like, oh, I just wanted to do some, you know, wild performance art. Yeah.
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Well, the thing is, is I. I've always tried to avoid making it a talent show, like this weird thing, or else it becomes that thing if it doesn't stick, if it's not stand up or stand up esque. Even if it's performance.
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Yeah.
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B
Like, it's got to be stand upy or else it's a whole different show.
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C
Right.
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B
And then we're in hell, and then. And it gets wibbly.
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C
Wobbly.
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And then, yeah, it loses its Spice
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C
Girls as judges, Right?
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Yeah. Yeah. Fuck it.
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C
Yeah.
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B
Trans people are getting funnier.
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C
They have not been funny. No, she is. She was hilarious.
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B
What's a week in LA for a guy like Autumn Ray, like, nowadays?
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C
Shoot a couple episodes of the show, go to. My Mariners are in town, so, you know, I'm buddies with a bunch of the guys on the team, so go to those games at Dodger Stadium, probably go to at least two of the three. And then do Bad Friends Thursday, and then go to San Jose Improv Friday, Saturday, come back, do it with Dana on Sunday.
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Tell the Bad Friends we said hello and that we'd love to have them on sometime.
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C
I definitely will.
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B
You're really doing it. We're really doing it. Adam, your things are so you. That's what's great. A lot of these people, they do the impressions so well that you like. You're like, man, who is that with your impressions? There's still a little bit of.
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Oh, yeah.
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Have you been thinking about, like, you know, Biden was such a hit because it was so topical after his terrible debate. Have you thought about other, like, known characters?
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C
What do you mean? Like. Like a Johnny Depp? Oh, yeah.
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B
We should do that before the end of the year.
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C
Even before the end of the year, actually. We should do it in the Christmas time when Ebenezer's getting ready to come out.
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B
Oh, I love it.
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C
What I want to do, which Derek
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B
and I get Hunter and you, somebody
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C
just told me they go, you should get him on your show.
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B
You could absolutely do that. You think? My guess would be it would be your most watched. Click, clipped. Like. I mean, your shit'll be everywhere. People are obsessed with Hunter Biden right now, and to be quite honest, I'm kind of impressed. He's, like, making sense. He's got some interestingly good points. I can't believe I'm saying that. If you would have played a video of me saying that a year ago to me, of me saying that, I would go, that's me, like, doing a bit. There's no way Hunter Biden is out there doing podcasts, making kind of a little bit of sense.
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C
All right. Wow. All right, so just slide into the dm. Hey, it's me dad.
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B
It's so funny you mentioned that, because I've been thinking about getting him on this show, and I was like, how would I do that? And then I realized, oh, you just message him on Twitter.
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C
Yes. Yes.
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Yeah, it's not. It's not brain Surgery.
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C
I want to see your newsome man. I think we would destroy. And that's why I thought you were going to do it.
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YouTube.
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C
Do it YouTube.
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A
What?
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C
When we did YouTube Festival, I thought you. Oh, we had to run Tony back, right? I mean, that's not. Wow. Use him like an exact sound again. He's got kind. It's kind of great. He's kind of cool. It's cool guy voice, right? Isn't it? Yeah, yeah, that's it.
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Right?
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Is that. That's totally. It's cool guy. Yeah. Like, it's rasping, but. But it's like Fireman Joe Rogan. He's a yes man. Yeah, he's got like a. Yeah, it's raspy. Like I'm doing my Clint Eastwood. Yeah, yeah, wow. Totally. But real gesturing, slick back hair.
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Epstein would be really funny. Oh, my God. I know. You thought I was hanging around.
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Oh, my. Or it's like something if I get into like a Jewish name and it's like, he's like Epstein, but saying he's not like, oh, no, I'm totally not Jeffrey Epstein. There's some guy like, what's it. Or maybe it's just a bucket pool. Some guy in real life who, like, is like, no, I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw that guy.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I want. I want to be the ghost of Johnny Carson down the line. This probably a good time to bring that up. Wow.
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Yes.
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Oh, my. Perfect. Anytime you want, pal.
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Perfect. Let it rip, Carson.
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If you're feeling the ghost of Carson.
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The pants just pulled up. That's not on purpose. I just bought ankle socks and the. The pants are tucked up and I haven't pulled them down.
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Red band.
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But if it's making you uncomfortable. Yeah, you're being Derosi.
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Red band. Red band freaks out when he sees other men's ankles because he doesn't have ankles. So it's, like, weird to him.
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It's like a flex right now.
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B
Yeah.
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C
I wish I was in the feet. Like,
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B
I just want to hold it
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C
like a baby hand. I think that means you are into it.
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B
I think you're into baby hands.
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Yeah. Like, let's go for a walk, kid. Wow.
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B
One of the most frightening things I've ever heard you say. All right, let's go down to the bar and get some B roll down there for a bit, Nathan, and maybe the mics will pick us up yapping a little bit and then we'll be good. You're gonna have the worst sleep and shut the up there's.
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Two ways about it. Do you want to park the car
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at the end of the days with the white walls intact, the carburetor in great shape, or do you want it
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held together with Bailey wire? I know how I'm gonna park my
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car when I'm 75. Bailey wild bailing Wire.
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D
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KILL TONY: Behind The Tape (Ep: 779 Adam Ray) — August 7, 2026
Host: Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban
Special Guest: Adam Ray
Location: Comedy Mothership, Austin, TX

Episode Overview

This episode of Kill Tony is a behind-the-scenes look at the live podcast featuring returning guest and multiple-time Hall of Fame member Adam Ray. Recorded at the Comedy Mothership in Austin, the show embraces its usual blend of wild crowd energy, fast-paced comedy, and candid banter between hosts and guests. With only one main guest, the episode is able to "breathe," offering deeper dives into Adam Ray’s comedic career, his personal updates, interactions with fans, memorable bits, and his unique impressions.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Candid Catch-up: Milestones & Personal Updates

The episode opens with Tony and Adam exchanging updates on big life milestones:
- Adam Ray shares that his wife is five months pregnant.
- Tony talks about his new puppy, Augustus Romulus ("Augie the doggy").
- They reflect on how they've "grown up" together in comedy, from LA's Comedy Store to the heights of their current projects.
- [13:40]
  Adam Ray: "Well, I'm in this. Five months pregnant."
  Tony: "Super congrats. Look at us, we're all grown up. You're having a baby. I got a puppy."

2. Return of the Hall of Famer: Adam Ray’s Kill Tony Legacy

Tony grants Adam an enthusiastic introduction, reflecting on his Hall of Fame status and his iconic guest spots:
- Adam is the only two-time Kill Tony Hall of Fame member and multiple-time Guest of the Year.
- Tony reminisces about Adam's famous Dr. Phil impersonation on the New Year's Eve episode.
- [18:15]
  Tony: “When I say a great guest, I mean... the only two time Kill Tony Hall of Fame member... This is the one and only, the undeniable, the Force of nature that is known simply as Adam Ray.”

3. Comedy, Culture, and Life in Austin

Discussion about transitioning from L.A. to Austin and the differences in comedy culture and daily life.
- Adam mentions the "sweet and sour" feelings of moving, missing the Comedy Store's legacy, but loving local staples like Buc-ee’s.
- Reflections on new opportunities and the high number of choices in America.
- [23:05]
  Adam: “Extremely. I love buckies.”

4. Developing Material: Bits, Observations, and Crowd Work

Adam and Tony riff on joke premises and comedic misfires.
- Adam tries out a new joke about "religion being the opiate of the masses" and the struggle to make older references fresh and relatable.
- [24:09]
  Adam: “I think it’s a funny observation. I don't know what the point is because that’s the only way I ever thought of saying. It’s like the new opiate of masses is open. But like, people don't even understand that…”

5. Audience Interaction: Live Cameos and Wild Moments

In a signature Kill Tony moment, they record a live Cameo message for an audience member’s mom, adding to the show's interactive, off-the-cuff flavor:
- [25:15]
  Adam (recording cameo): “Hey, Carolyn. Listen, you’re my best view. I love you. I’m here with your son. He’s a little weird. I’m hanging out with Kill Tony…”
- Jokes and references to signature episode moments and characters, including mentions of "Big Ed" and wild on-stage antics.

6. Reflecting on the State of Stand-Up and the Show's Reputation

The group discusses keeping Kill Tony grounded in real stand-up, resisting turning the show into a talent show or "weird performance art."
- [38:08]
  Tony: "I've always tried to avoid making it a talent show, like this weird thing... it's got to be stand upy or else it's a whole different show."

7. Comedic Impressions and Topical Humor

Adam and Tony brainstorm new impressions to add to the show, including timely figures like Hunter Biden, Newsom, or even Epstein.
- Commentary on how Adam’s impressions retain a dose of "himself," keeping the performances fresh and original.
- [39:38]
  Tony: “With your impressions, there’s still a little bit of you.”

8. Show Recap & Host Chemistry

After the taping, the hosts and Adam review highlights:
- Praise for the episode’s “real silly” vibe and authentic back-and-forths.
- The spontaneity leads to “some of our best back and forth,” with recurring mention that single-guest nights allow for deeper, funnier, and less rushed content.
- [35:07]
  Adam: "Real silly and just like... some of our best back and forth. I was like, I really picked moments..."

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

[12:08] Tony: "Madison Square Garden, Ian, to AD, all these things that we do, then you’re like, okay... you already did it, dude. You’re doing it. … you just did the… It’s your third year at MSG. People don’t... Bands don’t even do that. The Beatles didn’t do that."
[19:23] Adam (on Dr. Phil cameo): "Yeah, it was weird to get emotional watching that. Yeah. I was like, is it okay if I cry? Watching him be like, congratulations, you’re..."
[24:09] Adam: “I think it’s a funny observation. I don't know what the point is because that’s the only way I ever thought of saying. It’s like the new opiate of masses is open. But like, people don't even understand that…”
[25:15] Adam: “Hey, Carolyn. Listen, you’re my best view. I love you. I’m here with your son. He’s a little weird. I’m hanging out with Kill Tony…”
[35:07] Adam: "That was amazing.”
[35:28] Tony: “Solo is the way when it’s you when it’s Adam. You know what I mean?”
[38:08] Tony: "I've always tried to avoid making it a talent show, like this weird thing, or else it becomes that thing if it doesn't stick, if it's not stand up or stand up esque. Even if it's performance."
[39:38] Tony: "With your impressions, there’s still a little bit of you."
[43:00] Adam (joking): "Yeah. Like, let's go for a walk, kid. Wow."
[34:35] Adam: "Great episode. That was a fun one, right? Really? Yeah. Really silly. Yeah, Some good. I think it's funny when you dip in your characters as yourself. You know, every episode too that I'm on with myself. I go. I go, don't do it. But then like, then a moment always presents itself. I'll be right back."

Timestamps for Important Segments

13:40-14:00 — Adam & Tony talk about major life updates (baby, puppy)
18:15-19:23 — Tony's introduction of Adam Ray's Kill Tony accolades, Dr. Phil impression legacy
23:05–24:09 — Adam reflects on culture shock, moving to Austin, “Buc-ee’s” love
24:09–24:32 — Adam works through new stand-up material, discusses referencing Karl Marx
25:15–25:36 — Live Cameo for fan’s mother
35:07–35:28 — Show recap and host chemistry discussed
38:08–38:29 — Conversation about show structure (stand-up vs. talent show)
39:38–41:11 — Impressions, topical comedy (Hunter Biden, Newsom, etc.)

Final Thoughts

The episode is marked by intimate, authentic moments between Tony, Brian, and Adam Ray, interspersed with crowd work, memorable jokes, and fresh material development. Adam’s comfort with the hosts yields some of the most organic, silly, and insightful exchanges Kill Tony fans have come to love. The approach of hosting a single, deeply-involved guest for the night enables richer dialogue and showcases why Kill Tony endures as a unique staple in the live comedy podcast world.

For fans of stand-up, character work, and the unpredictable energy of live comedy, this episode with Adam Ray is a must—you never know what’s coming next on 'the number one live podcast in the world.'

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You can be a little piggy this August 7th and August 8th and watch kill Tony live from Madison Square Garden on our own independent livestream. Holy moly. Killtonylive.com that's where you go. You can watch both nights live. These episodes will not go onto YouTube. They're never going to be a normal Monday drop. If you want to see these live Madison Square Gardens, you have to watch the stream. It's available for replay if you buy it for a few weeks, I do believe. And you have an option of getting merch bundles as well. So go to killtonylive.com get tickets this Thursday at noon to watch the livestream August 7th and August 8th. And if you're a real big kid, get on an airplane and join us live August 7th and August 8th. Tonyhinchcliffe.com for those tickets and get the stream afterwards to watch again what you already saw.
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Boom.
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Mind blowing. Pigs in the blankets all day. We'll see you there. KillTonyLive.com this Thursday at noon.
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I love it. That's fucking.
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B
My God. Ladies and gentlemen, there he is. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. Here we go. Good to see you. You.
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C
Hello, hello.
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A
How are you?
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Good to see you. Look who's absolutely thriving.
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C
Just you, me.
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Just you and me, babe.
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Throwing it back like the good old days.
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B
That's right. We went solo with Jimmy Carr last week.
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C
How was that? Jesus. Just bit city.
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Nice and easy. I want to see that. Oh, yeah. We gotta watch this. Yeah, you gotta. I mean like we're on. We're on such another level, dude.
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Oh man, it's crazy.
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B
Crazy.
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C
Grab one of these here.
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Come on, come on. The screen's going down. Get us watch.
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Got it.
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C
What's up, dude? I'm going to have to load you up pretty soon. Okay.
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Yeah,
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I.
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It.
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Sa.
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All right, before we get into it, I got to tell you guys about something. We just launched Kill Tony. Plus, here's the deal. You sign up, you get every new episode ad, free and uncensored. We're giving members a brand new angle of the show that's never been seen before. This is as close as you can get to sitting in the audience. You also get bonus content, Q and A episodes, behind the scenes stuff, extra bits you're not getting anywhere else. And there's perks on the merch store, too. It's five bucks a month. That's less than a cost of a beer or a pack of cigarettes or a lot of fun things links in the description. Or go straight to killtony.supercast.com to join. This is a very, very exciting opportunity for all you die hard fans and super haters. Go to killtonysupercast.com all right, back to the show.
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Sar.
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B
It's sam. Start in about 20 minutes. Do you want anything to eat or drink or anything?
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C
I'm chilling right now. I'm. Have a drink. You got to.
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B
In our line of work, our serotonin. Our dopamine receptors get so blown out
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C
of proportion's probably out of control.
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B
Madison Square Garden, Ian, to AD all these things that we do, then you're like, okay, now it's like, you already did it, dude. You're doing it. Did the O. You just did the. It's your third year at msg. People don't. Bands don't even do that. The Beatles didn't do that. Boy doesn't do that.
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C
Jumbo woman did it twice. So let's just. Let's not make. Let's not say things we don't know.
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B
That's a funny joke, but.
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C
No, it's not even a funny joke. It's a good reference. Trying to get some love on your BTs. I love it. When did you get department?
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B
Four weeks ago.
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C
Oh, yes. Timing is. Is serendipitous. Oh, and I don't use that word a lot unless I'm in the mother suprema. What's his name?
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B
Augustus Romulus.
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C
Of course it is.
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B
We call him Augie. Augie the doggy.
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C
Oh, my God.
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B
Is that crazy or what?
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C
You're just obsessed with obsessed. Obsessed.
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B
He's obsessed with me. We're on the same page. It's crazy.
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C
Well, yeah. That is.
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B
That's what happens if you swap him and Nick.
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C
Slow down and. Slow down and focus on that.
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B
You do a face swap with him and Nick. That's what?
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C
You. Yeah.
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B
Did you get that?
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That's me. I'm a cutie pie. You're adorable, dude. Well, I'm in this. Five months pregnant.
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I know.
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Super congrats. Look at us, we're all grown up. You're having a baby. I got a puppy.
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Crazy. I don't do drugs anymore. Don't take that. Don't take that. That's not true at all.
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Quiet before the storm.
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C
Ready, Betty? Yeah.
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I'm gonna go pee.
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C
Adam, I'm gonna get your picture here real quick. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. I went second step.
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B
That's it.
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C
Dude, we got the other ones. I've done like some sort of like a. So I was like, I should do a smile on this. Yeah, yeah, this is perfect. Yeah, it looks really good. It in color. Yeah. Like complete nudity on Instagram. My girls is showing everything. Adam's good now.
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Okay.
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This video
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time was breastfeeding.
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I love you.
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I love you, big baby.
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Follow us all the way down, but stay behind for sure. Shoot from afar.
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Got it.
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You might want to go in front of me. Thank you.
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Hello.
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How are you?
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What's the sound? Yeah, that sounds. Yeah, adorable and like a Christopher Jezebel.
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And 60 seconds. If you have a funny question, go for it. I'll ask the Mesa question so that you can sit back and be funny.
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You got.
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You can't.
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Can't wait.
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You made it. Welcome to Kill Tony, the number one live podcast in the world. How the we doing tonight, everybody? Very exciting stuff. How exciting. How many of you traveled here to be here live in Austin, Texas? I try to get fun when I drink. So good.
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I do it on my own website.
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I want it strong. My water, I like it strong.
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Yeah. Everything is just me just yapping and they love.
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Yeah. Very black.
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C
We can do it very black.
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We're really doing it.
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Six shots is a lot less than you guys normally fire off. I just have one guest. Tonight is one of those nights because we like to let the show breathe a little bit. Sometimes with one guest gives us all more time to do what we do best. When I say a great guest, I mean I'm talking about the only two time Kill Tony hall of Fame member. The multiple time. The only multiple time guest of the year in Kiltoni history. You know him from so many great episodes, including the biggest episode ever in the show's history. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you one of only four living members of the Kiltoni hall of Fame. This is the one and only, the undeniable, the Force of nature that is known simply as Adam R.
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There he go.
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Oh yeah. Right where it all started. Ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen. And now the Adam Ray show is on Netflix. Every Friday a new episode drops. I mean, I feel like it really. The big boom. I have to say I have to take some credit in your wild success.
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You have to.
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Because I feel like we don't have
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to, but go ahead.
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Progression for last few years, I mean, has just been unbelievable. I remember the New Year's. What was it? New Year's Eve episode in which you were Dr. Phil.
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Yeah. Happy New Year, Nicole.
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Yeah. And then Dr. Phil. I had to use some real networking to have him bestow upon you the guest of the year that year.
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Yeah, it was weird to get emotional watching that. Yeah. I was like, is it okay if I cry? Watching him be like, congratulations, you're.
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It's fine.
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It's. You're getting famous by being me. Dirty Jubag or whatever he said. I forget he didn't say that, but he said something.
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But to watch you get the credit that you deserve as truly one of the best comedians in the world.
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Love you guys.
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Thanks for coming up.
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And my wife is five months pregnant.
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Everybody loves the Brad Pitt Troy movie.
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Now that Odyssey came out became like a political thing.
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Yeah, everybody on that movie.
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I've always loved it. I thought that movie was okay. Yeah. I've been watching it and I watched
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it Sleepover with Friends.
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So I liked it.
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But I never thought the movie was
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like, yeah, I think it's better than
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people give it credit for. And that's like to my chagrin. Cuz it's the same people that wrote the Game of Thrones series and they're douchebags.
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But it is pretty good. Cuz there is like at like there's at least one real theme to it like that people.
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Have you seen.
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C
No. I want to pay my bills. If I heard.
[20:44]
B
I really like get to the theater.
[20:45]
C
I don't really give a question. Meet Key Lime pie. Oh, good pimp.
[20:50]
B
We love key Red face of pie of choice. What's your favorite pie? Right. The world wants to know. We had you on so many episodes. I've never had a chance to ask you about your.
[21:01]
A
I already did my hard thing probably,
[21:05]
B
you know.
[21:05]
C
Okay.
[21:07]
A
Yeah, it's an exciting time.
[21:10]
D
Sure.
[21:10]
A
You got an Adam Ray episode.
[21:17]
C
Rhubarb.
[21:20]
B
That was one of our gym teachers, Was her name.
[21:27]
C
She was Elizabeth.
[21:28]
B
We called her Rude Barb. I do remember your gym teacher.
[21:37]
C
He's been asking me to do this for two years. He lives here now. I'm staying with him on vacation.
[21:42]
B
Okay, what's the biggest culture shit shop until probably now?
[21:46]
C
Thursday.
[21:47]
A
Oh, really?
[21:48]
B
Yeah.
[21:49]
A
Good for you. That's crazy that you got pulled right away.
[21:53]
B
That's good luck. Sorry. You love basketball.
[22:00]
C
I bet.
[22:01]
B
I bet.
[22:04]
C
What is the biggest thing? There's too many choices here in America.
[22:08]
B
You go to very rare to find in public. Like, easy.
[22:13]
C
Yeah. Frosted Flakes.
[22:14]
B
I loved a lot.
[22:15]
C
You know one of my first jokes, I was so poor, I started out and I had Frosted FL cereal a lot for dinner. I remember having Frosted Flakes for dinner one day and I was singing this on stage and I go, I was having frosted Flakes for dinner tonight. Super poor, whatever. And instead of, you know the slogan they great. But I. As I was eating it in my head, all I heard was, I'm sad, sip on plank. And it got. It actually got way more laughs here than it did then.
[22:39]
A
But you're about to find out.
[22:40]
B
I'm gonna go to place for dinner many a time.
[22:44]
C
Yeah.
[22:44]
B
And I gotta tell you, that is the wood. As I watched you go right from Los Angeles. We were in LA together. You were working at the Comedy Store. I remember it all so clearly. And now you're here, It's a little bit different. Like a bit sweet and sour.
[23:06]
C
Extremely. I love buckies.
[23:11]
B
Ah, good enough.
[23:14]
A
Yeah.
[23:14]
B
Here. There's a lot going on here. Make some noise. This is Big. Big. I believe it is either Billy or Big. We're going to say Big Ed. 90 Day. Here it is. Big Ed.
[23:34]
C
This is funny. How did you get that name? You know how they used to say religion was the opioid of the masses? Yeah, that might be a. I don't
[23:45]
B
know if that's a funny.
[23:46]
C
That might just be a premise. I was trying to. I was trying to see if I had it on like this document. But like, I have written down somewhere, like, the new opium. Yeah, do it. Okay. Yeah, yeah. But like, I don't know how to make it work. You actually make points.
[24:06]
B
So, like, yours will work.
[24:07]
C
I have to figure out what the point is.
[24:09]
A
I think.
[24:09]
C
Yeah, I think it's a funny observation. I don't know what the point is because that's the only way I ever thought of saying. It's like the new opiate of masses is open. But like, people don't. People don't even understand that because it's like opium used to be like such a. Like, like niche thing in like Chinese, like, communities and like, dens. I think I think people also might not know that quote.
[24:32]
B
Yeah.
[24:33]
C
You know, like, religion is the opiate of the masses. Yeah, the way you just said it was pretty funny. That was way better than I said it was.
[24:45]
B
Jamar.
[24:45]
C
Neighbors only way I can, like, think of things. You know what I mean? It's like a two liner. Can I. If I give you my phone and, like, I don't know you or something, will you make a cameo for. For my mom? It's her birthday in a couple weeks. Let's do it right now. For real.
[25:00]
B
I swear to God. Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in pro pony history, you are inside the community Bumpy algorithm right now. For you are watching a live cameo on a podcast that's a live show.
[25:13]
C
Her name is Carolyn. All right, here we go.
[25:16]
B
Hey, Carolyn.
[25:17]
C
Being here, obviously. Listen, you're my best view. I love you. I'm here with your son. He's a little weird. I'm hanging out with Kill Tony and there's a girl in the front row that's driving me crazy.
[25:30]
B
I'll probably die tonight.
[25:31]
C
But anyways, I love you. You're my best view. And happy birthday.
[25:36]
B
Happy birthday.
[25:37]
C
We can wish her Happy January. So sick.
[25:39]
B
Or whatever.
[25:41]
C
Do the Deep Throat. Do the Deep Throat. I like it. What was that? What you ended your set with. Oh, no, here we go. All right. What's her name? Carol. All right, Carol.
[25:52]
A
I'm not.
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B
My ke.
[25:55]
C
Throat would be. Okay.
[25:58]
B
I go to.
[25:58]
C
I'm going to go to confession on Saturday so I can get communion on Sunday.
[26:03]
B
It's a cameo or a Netflix.
[26:04]
C
Like, stop you. And then she goes. Both became famous.
[26:13]
B
Sorry.
[26:13]
C
I'm sorry. I'm serious. Yeah, you were mega famous for a bit, right?
[26:29]
B
Alexis should have made her. Jesus Christ. Look at this. Honey, you're leveling up.
[26:34]
A
God.
[26:36]
B
Oh, my God.
[26:39]
C
Oh, Big Ed's going to feel like a piece of.
[26:42]
B
They're all hot. Julia.
[26:43]
A
Ladies.
[26:44]
C
Oh, my God.
[26:44]
B
Makes that other one look like. A real kiss.
[27:00]
C
That's cool, bro.
[27:01]
B
Julia, I think you should go for it.
[27:04]
C
Just relax.
[27:04]
B
Just have fun.
[27:05]
C
Yeah.
[27:08]
A
Oh.
[27:09]
C
Oh, my.
[27:10]
B
This is so weird. No, we can't do that. No, no, we can't do that. Stay sideways, stay sideways. Yeah, like that. Come on, let's go for it one time. Come on, let's go for it one time. Okay, we're going to hit this. Oh, my God. What was this something.
[27:38]
C
What the.
[27:39]
B
Was that
[27:43]
C
Mic?
[27:44]
B
Real quick, tell us. Give us a guy that hasn't.
[27:56]
C
But it's been a minute, right? It's been eight Years. Yes. What would you. What's he tried his best. He tried his best.
[28:02]
B
He looks like he's having fun. I haven't seen him smile that big the whole time.
[28:05]
A
He's done.
[28:07]
B
You're loosened up a little bit now, right? Julia, let me ask you something. What would be if you could give him one piece of advice on his kissing? What would you say? Do fucking better.
[28:23]
D
Julian.
[28:24]
B
Here's a big sofa for you. Good job. Good job.
[28:37]
C
Do better. Julia, look heavy on the super show red bed.
[28:46]
B
Red Ben is on fire tonight.
[28:49]
C
Red Ben is the MVP of tonight's episode.
[28:51]
B
Episode Red band saved all of his funny material for tonight.
[28:56]
C
Yeah. Red band. Careful, you're going to get booked on your own show.
[29:07]
B
Ladies and gentlemen, one of our great radio in the history of the show. Do y'. All, do y'.
[29:19]
D
All.
[29:20]
B
What happened to horror movies? Like, because like when I was growing up horror movies we had like actual monsters. Like we had like Freddy, like don't go to sleep with nobody. How do you feel?
[29:43]
C
That was so much fun now.
[29:44]
A
Was it?
[29:48]
C
I knew I was going to get you that horrible.
[30:01]
B
When the elliptic her sp.
[30:04]
C
It's like the light hit you and then you just. And then you looking around the room
[30:09]
B
and it's a band and people doing
[30:11]
C
better than you on the side in front of you. That's crazy, bro. What do you have to say to
[30:16]
B
like the haters now after this? I never be checking.
[30:21]
C
You got a golden ticket, bro. Redman got the golden ticket, but I helped him get it. Yeah.
[30:28]
A
Yeah.
[30:28]
B
Just like he helped me get regular.
[30:30]
A
You never climbed the great wall of vagina
[30:36]
B
black.
[30:46]
D
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C
Budget friendly. The choice is simple. Pick up a pack today.
[31:27]
A
Angel Soft.
[31:28]
C
Soft and strong.
[31:29]
B
Simple. You saw that. It drives me crazy.
[31:35]
C
Last night I was in bed with my gal pal. Told you.
[31:37]
B
Wanted to role play.
[31:39]
C
I was like, all right, let's pretend we're at a beach and a jellyfish just stung your face.
[31:59]
B
You are built for this game, Pat o'. Neal. Truly Truly not one of. But I can say without any hesitation, the fastest rising comedian in the world. Live in the flesh one more time. In real time. We find the talent here in Leanne.
[32:26]
C
The whole turkey thing I wish I didn't mention. Cuz do you know if you're tell if you're opening? Remember. That was a great set before.
[32:39]
A
Holy.
[32:39]
B
Hello.
[32:45]
C
Thanks, bro.
[32:49]
B
We love you guys.
[32:50]
C
Thank you.
[32:51]
B
Good night, everybody.
[33:33]
C
Yeah, buddy.
[33:36]
B
Yes, sir. Gonna get by you. Oh, thanks, buddy.
[33:44]
C
Hey, Adam, congrats on the baby, man. That's amazing. Such an awesome. I appreciate it. Thank you so much. Congratulations, Adam. Thank you so much. How did you feel about the show tonight? You know, one for the books, dude. One of the most fun shows. Wow.
[33:59]
B
Wow.
[34:00]
C
No way.
[34:01]
B
Come on, go.
[34:02]
C
Wow, dude. Let's go. I think it's the first time I painted you as you. Yeah, I. When I looked over, I was like. And I started to see the hat. No way, dude. A nice me. Wow. I'm honored. So cool. Yeah. There we go.
[34:32]
B
Nice.
[34:33]
C
Love it. I love you too. Congratulations on everything.
[34:36]
D
Thanks.
[34:36]
C
Great episode. That was a fun one, right? Really? Yeah. Really silly. Yeah, Some good. I think it's funny when you dip in your characters as yourself. You know, every episode too that I'm on with myself. I go. I go, don't do it. But then like, then a moment always presents itself. I'll be right back. Or when Tony started talking about Trump, I was like, I can't not. Dude. It just makes people smile, man. People love your. That was fun one.
[35:07]
B
That was amazing.
[35:09]
C
Real silly and just like.
[35:11]
B
Real silly and just the tape. You.
[35:15]
C
They were some of our best back and forth and I was like, I really picked moments and. But there was only once that I look at you to talk and Versus other times or maybe if I'm talking too much and you have to go. Yeah, it was a good quote.
[35:28]
B
Solo is the way when it's you when it's Adam. You know what I mean?
[35:34]
C
So many little things like. Like you listed like so many fun guests. There are so many little fun callbacks. And then the through line of Brian just ripping like that is so. Is so great for the. Yes, I definitely think he's back shirts need to be paid. You giving the ticket and taking it back and then getting it back again. Oh, man, that's so funny. By the way, that Nina Lynn. If you know who Nina Lynn is, you're gonna freak out. No, that was Nina Way. She's a famous streamer, Asian streamer from Brooklyn. And she's just constantly Getting arrested and in trouble and like that. And, yeah, the Internet's gonna love. The. The. The guy with the. Who kissed the girl dude. And then you got Big Ed. So you know who Big Ed is? I've only seen him, but you know him enough.
[36:38]
B
Yeah, that was wild.
[36:39]
C
I literally thought you knew. And I was like, oh, you put this in. But then I looked at you, I was like, oh, no, you don't do that. So then when he came out, I was like, wait a second. This guy just on here right now. And he was so wild.
[36:52]
B
Yeah.
[36:53]
C
I've watched one episode of that show, and way back when I was doing the podcast with Brad, they were trying to get him to come on, and we didn't for some reason. But I remember I saw him on Bobby's podcast because he got so big from that show, and that meme was. I remember seeing that everywhere, and it's like, obviously, like, he's a cartoon character.
[37:11]
B
Unbelievable. But unbelievable. You never know what you're gonna see or say,
[37:20]
C
oh, I did see that.
[37:21]
D
Yes.
[37:22]
C
Wait, that's from the Too Many Cooks. Yeah, it's his first film. Wow. So it's gonna be like a horror movie with a Barney type.
[37:29]
D
Wow.
[37:31]
C
Just good. Good energy. Even people that come out with. I mean, I guess even the guy that did the Cisco Kong song came out guns ablazing. But it was just like. Like, I'm glad you cut the leash on that, because it's like, it is annoying, at least to me. Just doing it enough. Now I just get a little annoyed when I'm like, you're not even. That's what I was complimenting. What was the trans girl's name? Alexa.
[37:53]
B
Yeah.
[37:53]
C
I was like, thanks for coming out and prepared. Because even if you eat and you come out with a game plan, you can't knock that, you know, because now you're just like, all right, now we can actually talk to you because you. Because you. You gave a fuck. So now we got give a. But when you're just coming out and you're like, oh, I just wanted to do some, you know, wild performance art. Yeah.
[38:11]
B
Well, the thing is, is I. I've always tried to avoid making it a talent show, like this weird thing, or else it becomes that thing if it doesn't stick, if it's not stand up or stand up esque. Even if it's performance.
[38:26]
C
Yeah.
[38:26]
B
Like, it's got to be stand upy or else it's a whole different show.
[38:30]
C
Right.
[38:30]
B
And then we're in hell, and then. And it gets wibbly.
[38:32]
C
Wobbly.
[38:33]
B
And then, yeah, it loses its Spice
[38:35]
C
Girls as judges, Right?
[38:36]
B
Yeah. Yeah. Fuck it.
[38:42]
C
Yeah.
[38:44]
B
Trans people are getting funnier.
[38:47]
C
They have not been funny. No, she is. She was hilarious.
[38:51]
B
What's a week in LA for a guy like Autumn Ray, like, nowadays?
[38:54]
C
Shoot a couple episodes of the show, go to. My Mariners are in town, so, you know, I'm buddies with a bunch of the guys on the team, so go to those games at Dodger Stadium, probably go to at least two of the three. And then do Bad Friends Thursday, and then go to San Jose Improv Friday, Saturday, come back, do it with Dana on Sunday.
[39:17]
B
Tell the Bad Friends we said hello and that we'd love to have them on sometime.
[39:20]
C
I definitely will.
[39:21]
B
You're really doing it. We're really doing it. Adam, your things are so you. That's what's great. A lot of these people, they do the impressions so well that you like. You're like, man, who is that with your impressions? There's still a little bit of.
[39:38]
C
Oh, yeah.
[39:40]
B
Have you been thinking about, like, you know, Biden was such a hit because it was so topical after his terrible debate. Have you thought about other, like, known characters?
[39:50]
C
What do you mean? Like. Like a Johnny Depp? Oh, yeah.
[39:54]
B
We should do that before the end of the year.
[39:56]
C
Even before the end of the year, actually. We should do it in the Christmas time when Ebenezer's getting ready to come out.
[40:00]
B
Oh, I love it.
[40:02]
C
What I want to do, which Derek
[40:03]
B
and I get Hunter and you, somebody
[40:07]
C
just told me they go, you should get him on your show.
[40:10]
B
You could absolutely do that. You think? My guess would be it would be your most watched. Click, clipped. Like. I mean, your shit'll be everywhere. People are obsessed with Hunter Biden right now, and to be quite honest, I'm kind of impressed. He's, like, making sense. He's got some interestingly good points. I can't believe I'm saying that. If you would have played a video of me saying that a year ago to me, of me saying that, I would go, that's me, like, doing a bit. There's no way Hunter Biden is out there doing podcasts, making kind of a little bit of sense.
[40:44]
C
All right. Wow. All right, so just slide into the dm. Hey, it's me dad.
[40:49]
B
It's so funny you mentioned that, because I've been thinking about getting him on this show, and I was like, how would I do that? And then I realized, oh, you just message him on Twitter.
[40:59]
C
Yes. Yes.
[41:00]
B
Yeah, it's not. It's not brain Surgery.
[41:03]
C
I want to see your newsome man. I think we would destroy. And that's why I thought you were going to do it.
[41:09]
B
YouTube.
[41:11]
C
Do it YouTube.
[41:12]
A
What?
[41:12]
C
When we did YouTube Festival, I thought you. Oh, we had to run Tony back, right? I mean, that's not. Wow. Use him like an exact sound again. He's got kind. It's kind of great. He's kind of cool. It's cool guy voice, right? Isn't it? Yeah, yeah, that's it.
[41:29]
A
Right?
[41:30]
C
Is that. That's totally. It's cool guy. Yeah. Like, it's rasping, but. But it's like Fireman Joe Rogan. He's a yes man. Yeah, he's got like a. Yeah, it's raspy. Like I'm doing my Clint Eastwood. Yeah, yeah, wow. Totally. But real gesturing, slick back hair.
[41:51]
B
Epstein would be really funny. Oh, my God. I know. You thought I was hanging around.
[41:57]
C
Oh, my. Or it's like something if I get into like a Jewish name and it's like, he's like Epstein, but saying he's not like, oh, no, I'm totally not Jeffrey Epstein. There's some guy like, what's it. Or maybe it's just a bucket pool. Some guy in real life who, like, is like, no, I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw that guy.
[42:13]
A
Yeah. Yeah.
[42:15]
C
I want. I want to be the ghost of Johnny Carson down the line. This probably a good time to bring that up. Wow.
[42:20]
A
Yes.
[42:21]
B
Oh, my. Perfect. Anytime you want, pal.
[42:23]
C
Perfect. Let it rip, Carson.
[42:25]
B
If you're feeling the ghost of Carson.
[42:28]
C
The pants just pulled up. That's not on purpose. I just bought ankle socks and the. The pants are tucked up and I haven't pulled them down.
[42:35]
B
Red band.
[42:35]
C
But if it's making you uncomfortable. Yeah, you're being Derosi.
[42:38]
B
Red band. Red band freaks out when he sees other men's ankles because he doesn't have ankles. So it's, like, weird to him.
[42:46]
C
It's like a flex right now.
[42:48]
B
Yeah.
[42:49]
C
I wish I was in the feet. Like,
[42:52]
B
I just want to hold it
[42:53]
C
like a baby hand. I think that means you are into it.
[42:59]
B
I think you're into baby hands.
[43:00]
C
Yeah. Like, let's go for a walk, kid. Wow.
[43:06]
B
One of the most frightening things I've ever heard you say. All right, let's go down to the bar and get some B roll down there for a bit, Nathan, and maybe the mics will pick us up yapping a little bit and then we'll be good. You're gonna have the worst sleep and shut the up there's.
[43:24]
C
Two ways about it. Do you want to park the car
[43:26]
B
at the end of the days with the white walls intact, the carburetor in great shape, or do you want it
[43:30]
C
held together with Bailey wire? I know how I'm gonna park my
[43:34]
B
car when I'm 75. Bailey wild bailing Wire.
[44:03]
D
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