#1014: January 31, 2025

Summary

Knowledge Fight Episode #1014: January 31, 2025 (Aired March 7, 2025)

Podcast Overview

In this episode, Dan and Jordan examine clips from the January 31, 2025, edition of The Alex Jones Show. As is standard on Knowledge Fight, the hosts apply their signature mix of detailed fact-checking, comedic banter, and exasperated disbelief to Alex Jones’ latest claims. The focus is on debunking misinformation, highlighting right-wing media echo chambers, and observing how Jones’ narrative has devolved into reflexive recitation of Twitter outrage cycles and culture-war panic.

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Main Themes and Episode Purpose

• Analyzing Alex Jones’s narratives post-2024 election, particularly how Trump’s return to power supposedly spells doom for Jones’s hated “globalists,” despite no meaningful changes occurring.
• The transformation of conspiracy media into a direct echo of Twitter, where Alex’s content overwhelmingly recapitulates social media noise rather than presenting original or evidence-based reporting.
• Chronicling Jones’s extreme rhetoric, hypocrisy, and reliance on violence fantasy, as well as highlighting his increasingly desperate commercial efforts.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Opening Banter & Bright Spots (00:04–03:51)

• Dan and Jordan riff on the repetition of “Red alert!” from Alex and open the episode with their traditional exchange of “bright spots."
• Jordan's bright spot: The graphic novel Monstrous by Marjorie Liu, highlighting its unique storytelling and art.
• Dan's bright spot: A touching moment with his cat Selene, and a brief reflection on the joys of animals.

Tone: Light-hearted, personal, and reflective—the calm before the storm of Alex Jones content.

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2. Villainy and the ‘Great Awakening’ (06:39–08:34)

• Alex opens by characterizing his movement as having “routed the enemy” and beginning a “takeover worldwide”:

  “To now routing the enemy and beginning the takeover worldwide that they cannot stop... It's the great awakening. It's the fourth turning and they knew it was coming in the cycles. My mega turning, the greatest ever since we recorded history.” — Alex Jones [06:49]

• He cites Pete Buttigieg removing pronouns from his X bio as “bellwether” evidence that “the left is in retreat,” reflecting social media-driven priorities.

Hosts’ Insight: Dan and Jordan note the absurdity of equating such trivial social media moments with historical turning points, mocking the melodrama.

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3. Misinformation About an Illinois Name Change Bill (09:04–12:32, 32:12–36:59)

• Alex fabricates a story about Illinois passing a law to allow violent criminals (specifically “illegal aliens”) to change their names to “evade the law.”

  “Governor Pritzker is set to sign a bill that will let the state change the name of convicted violent illegal alien criminals to, quote, protect them from Trump. That's racketeering. …” — Alex Jones [09:04]

Fact Check (Dan):

• The actual bill (HB 5164) only removes the requirement to publish name changes in newspapers and provides privacy for victims of stalking, domestic violence, and trafficking.
• Judges retain discretion; serious criminals and registered offenders face strict restrictions and must report name changes to law enforcement.
• Alex is “just making shit up,” sewing together Twitter rumors without research.

“Alex knows nothing about this story. He's just seen some tweets and he's making shit up about it.” — Dan [32:42]

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4. Cheering the ‘Deep State’ Purges (12:37–15:59)

• Alex celebrates a “purge” at the FBI, which Dan explains is Trump firing anyone associated with the January 6th investigation, i.e., a vindictive partisan move rather than a noble clean-up.

  “They all sat around even though they weren't bad, all of them, and they were at the top. ... Purge them. This is life and death, people. This isn't a game.” — Alex Jones [13:33]

Hosts’ Reaction: They lampoon the idea that firing career FBI officials in this way is heroic, proposing Bear Grylls as the new director or game show casting for agents as a joke.

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5. Extreme Rhetoric & Pedophile Panic (16:13–17:52)

• Alex claims imminent revelations about “pedophile rings” and trafficked children, then leaps to apocalyptic predictions (“they'll do anything ... including nuking Trump and saying the Iranians did it with a suitcase”):

  “The key to bringing them down is going for the pedophile rings, because that's in all these agencies ... it's incoming. … They'll do anything they think they can get away with, including nuking, you know, Trump and saying the Iranians did it with a suitcase.” — Alex Jones [16:13]

Pattern Noted: Dan points out how these child exploitation stories are Alex’s favorite political prop—never substantiated, but ramped up with each news cycle for maximum outrage and fundraising transitions.

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6. Epstein Files & Unfulfilled “Bombshells” (19:15–25:14)

• Alex claims, again, that the “Epstein list” is about to be released under new FBI Director Kash Patel—just as he’s done before, with zero real results.

  “As soon as he’s confirmed they are releasing the full Epstein list … we're going after the networks, the NGOs, US government officials, everybody.” — Alex Jones [19:24]

• Dan: Notes the only action taken was a PR stunt that revealed nothing new; points out that Alex’s own past allies (including Trump appointees) played key roles in letting Epstein off light.

“This is by design. And without the ability to convince the audience that victory is almost there, but always just out of reach, Alex would be as poor as his reading comprehension skills. ... If Kash Patel was gonna release the names... then fucking do it.” — Dan [23:14]

• Violent Imagery: Jones describes driving a “stake through Dracula’s heart,” only to pivot to accusations of violent rhetoric from Democrats—an egregious example of projection.

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7. Violence, Hypocrisy & Rhetorical Double Standards (25:33–29:02)

• Alex plays a mild “fight in the streets” clip from Hakeem Jeffries, calling it a “veiled threat”—after having just graphically fantasized about stabbing his enemies.
• Dan and Jordan thoroughly mock this selective outrage.

“Alex sounds like a whiny baby if he wants me to believe that this is some kind of veiled threat. But everything he does is cool. Non violent violence fantasies that he just wants someone to carry out against his enemies. Politically.” — Dan [26:40]

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8. International Misrepresentation: German Elections (29:14–31:54)

• Alex falsely claims the EU “will overturn the German elections” if the far-right AfD wins. In reality, centrist parties in Germany are debating immigration, but not plotting coups; EU isn’t intervening.

“This is entirely made up... Alex has no grasp on the situation whatsoever. He's just playing team sports, which you see what team he's on.” — Dan [30:16]

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9. Desperate Commercialization: Knives & Sweepstakes (37:06–40:37)

• Jones devotes significant airtime to selling limited-edition knives and new truck sweepstakes, growing ever more frenetic and less subtle about his need for support.

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10. Twitter-Fication of Alex Jones’ Show (47:27–50:11 & throughout)

• As highlighted in multiple segments, Alex Jones’s content has fully devolved into live-fire, cold-reading of tweets—often without understanding who is posting or what it's about.

  “Alex’s show is not anything other than Twitter now.” — Dan [47:27]

  • Example: He misattributes a “to arms!” call to Elon Musk—only to realize midway it’s from Palantir founder Joe Lonsdale, who is agitating against nonprofits and homelessness.
  • Another: He covers a tweet “debunking” Moderna’s vaccine development, but only reads a snippet that, in context, means nothing sinister.

“He's reading a tweet that he hasn't even familiarized himself with before the show. It's not even misinformation. It's just nothing. He's reading tweet.” — Dan [48:57]

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11. Amplifying Transphobia and Culture-War Memes (51:11–62:03)

• Jones deepens his “culture war” obsessions, fixating on minor stories like Pete Buttigieg’s social media, anti-DEI moves, and fabricated “men’s room tampon” panics.

  “Number of genders from 4004 before Christ to 2020 AD was two... from 2021 AD to 2024 AD, 73 genders. And now in the year 2025 present, it's back to two.” — Alex Jones citing an Elon Musk meme [56:07]

• Hosts break down how Alex superficially connects A (meme) to C (anti-trans policy), using B (Illuminati/Jacobin fantasy) as seasoning—when really his motive is just to air bigotry and cheer on anti-worker, anti-LGBT actions.

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12. Misrepresentation of Vaccine Development Clip (62:13–68:33)

• Alex echoes a viral tweet falsely claiming the Moderna CEO admitted advance knowledge of the COVID pandemic.
• Dan emphasizes: The clip is about expanding manufacturing due to rising concern in early 2020—not evidence of a conspiracy—something anyone could see if they watched more than a Twitter snippet.

“All Alex is covering is the little clip that's put on Twitter in order to misinform.” — Dan [66:28]

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13. Meta-Commentary and Exhaustion (Throughout, esp. 68:38–72:24)

• The hosts reflect on the utter emptiness and cynicism of the current Alex Jones show and the outrage economy that has hollowed out right-wing media.
• They note that the post-election landscape, supposedly Jones’s moment of triumph, actually reveals “limp-noodle” malaise, desperation, and a never-ending reliance on the illusion of imminent revelation or apocalypse to keep the donations coming.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Alex Jones, villain in full:

  “This is not just kicking the living hell out of the New World Order. This continues. It's the equivalent politically, non violently, of taking a giant 10 inch dagger, double edged, razor sharp, and just plunging it into the heart of them 50 times.” [21:37]

• Dan, on Alex’s fantasy versus reality:

  “If Cash Patel was gonna release the names of all of Epstein’s conspirators, then fucking do it.” [23:14]

• Jordan & Dan, on meaningless outrage:

  “It is like the entirety of Twitter has turned into what QAnon used to be… all a fictional game that everyone is building together.” — Jordan [69:18]

  “His show is almost meaningless.” — Dan [69:07]

• On the ‘Great Twitterfication’:

  “He's a lazy piece of shit who's reading tweets.” — Dan [50:36]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:04–03:51: Opening banter; bright spots
• 06:39–08:34: Alex claims “total takeover” and makes a cause célèbre out of pronoun removal on Twitter
• 09:04–12:32 / 32:12–36:59: Disinfo about Illinois name-change bill; Dan debunks thoroughly
• 13:33–15:59: Cheering FBI purges; joke about Bear Grylls as new director
• 16:13–17:52: Violent rhetoric, suitcase nuke paranoia, and transition to ad pitch
• 19:24–25:14: “Release the Epstein list!”—again nothing happens
• 25:33–29:02: Hypocrisy: decrying “violent rhetoric” after indulging in it himself
• 29:14–31:54: False stories about German elections and EU intervention
• 37:06–40:37: Knife sales and escalating raffle desperation
• 47:27–50:11: Twitter as the primary news source; Alex cold-reads tweets, often confused about authorship
• 56:07–62:03: Ridiculous memes as proof, connecting the Illuminati, Jacobins, and transphobia
• 62:13–68:33: Moderna CEO clip; Dan exposes the misleading soundbite game
• 68:38–72:24: Post-coital malaise and critical reflection on conspiracy economy

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Conclusion: Flow and Tone

Dan and Jordan oscillate between incisive, anger-tinged fact-checking, pointed meta-commentary on media decay, and absurdist comedy in response to the emptiness of Jones’s content. Their exasperation is palpable but never dispirited, as they reinforce—through clear examples—how the entire Alex Jones project has become a parody of itself: a Twitter recap masquerading as a revolutionary broadcast, propped up by merchandise sales and empty threats.

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For New Listeners:
If you didn’t hear the episode, know this: the “news” Alex Jones covers is almost entirely unsubstantiated Twitter culture-war hysteria, repackaged with apocalyptic intensity, while Dan and Jordan expertly dismantle it—both forensically and with humor—revealing how thin and cynical the whole enterprise has become.

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Most Unmissable Moment:
“It's not even misinformation. It's just nothing. He's reading tweet.” — Dan [48:57]

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Episode in One Line:
“Alex Jones’s show in 2025: It’s just Twitter, but louder, and with more knives for sale.”

Transcript

[Jordan]

Red alert.

[Alex Jones]

Red alert.

[Dan]

Red alert.

[Jordan]

Red alert. Red alert.

[Dan]

Red alert.

[Jordan]

Red alert.

[Alex Jones]

Knowledge fight. Dan and Jordan. I am sweating. Knowledgebody.com. it's time to pray. I have great respect for Knowledge fight. Knowledge flight. I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. Knowledge.

[Jordan]

Dan and Jordan.

[Alex Jones]

Knowledge fight.

[Jordan]

I need.

[Alex Jones]

I need money. Andy in Kansas. Andy. Andy, stop it. Andy in Kansas. Andy in Kansas. It's time to pray. Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding us. Hello, Alex.

[Jordan]

I'm a. I'm a huge fan.

[Alex Jones]

I love your word.

[Jordan]

Knowledge fight.

[Alex Jones]

Knowledge fight dot com. I love you.

[Dan]

Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledgepad. I'm Dan.

[Jordan]

I'm Jordan.

[Dan]

We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

[Jordan]

Oh, indeed we are.

[Dan]

Dan, Jordan. Dan, Jordan.

[Jordan]

Quick question for you.

[Dan]

What's up?

[Jordan]

What's your bright spot today, buddy?

[Dan]

Why don't you go first?

[Jordan]

My bright spot is the graphic novel. Monstrous. It is. I believe it's by Marjorie Lu and it's fucking fantastic.

[Dan]

Okay, what's it about? Give me the elevator pitch.

[Jordan]

It is about the daughter of the most thing who's got one arm. She's half a wolf. Also, there are Canucks and there are humans. Some people are immortal, some people aren't. You'll never know. Some people have magic, some people don't. They're old.

[Dan]

Oh, sorry. This is my floor.

[Jordan]

There's no. There's. There's old gods that are just kind of hanging out and maybe they're alive or maybe they're not. You'll never know. Okay, Everybody knows that cats are the smartest things in the universe and can travel through different dimensions. Also, real cute. Real cute. Half cat people.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I don't feel like I have much of an understanding of the plot, but I feel like you've given me a number of background sketches of where it takes place.

[Jordan]

There's. There's. It is. It's great for two reasons. Truly, it's an original story. It really is spectacular. The world is spectacular and the artwork is astonishing.

[Dan]

Nice.

[Jordan]

There's just no other way to describe it. The. The visual medium is so perfect for it. So it's great.

[Dan]

I need to incorporate a little bit more of like graphic novels and stuff into my diet. They're always really better than I think they're gonna be.

[Jordan]

There's definitely some things in graphic novels that, like, it is a medium that can do things that can't be done in other mediums. And because of that, there's just stuff that you can only find there. So some things are great.

[Dan]

Yeah, it's like cartoons can defy physics in a way that you just accept, you know, that's great.

[Jordan]

All right, what's your bright spot?

[Dan]

My bright spot is that I was reading earlier. And look, for years and years, when I had Selene in the house, she wouldn't jump up on my lap. Like, she was very resistant to that level of affection. And, you know, now when I lay down to read or just lay in bed, she kind of. She'll lay in the bed too.

[Jordan]

All right.

[Dan]

But she doesn't usually jump on me. And earlier today, actually, I was just laying there and she laid on my chest trying to stop me from reading. She was sabotaging me. Pay attention to me in the cutest way possible. And so I relished that moment. It was very nice.

[Jordan]

That's amazing.

[Dan]

And then she got off my chest and started jumping over me back and forth, also trying to stop me from being able to read.

[Jordan]

That's more cat like.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah. What an asshole.

[Jordan]

That one's very cat.

[Dan]

Yeah, she's great. So today, Jordan, we have an episode to go over. We're gonna be talking about January 31, 2025.

[Jordan]

All right.

[Dan]

Last time I teased that we would get into February, and I lied.

[Jordan]

Okay, fair enough.

[Dan]

I forgot that January had 31 days.

[Jordan]

That'll happen.

[Dan]

I don't know how to do that hand thing.

[Jordan]

Isn't it the knuckles?

[Dan]

I think so.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

But I don't know what it means.

[Jordan]

I'm out. Yeah, see, I'm already out. I touched the first knuckle and I was like, nah, I'm afraid of January.

[Dan]

Lot of confidence pointing to the first knuckle.

[Jordan]

I don't got it. It' fourth knuckle. You'll never know.

[Dan]

So confusing these months. I know. 28 in February.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

Except for sometimes. So we're talking about the 31st, and we'll get down to business on that. But first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.

[Jordan]

Ooh, that's a great idea.

[Dan]

So first, a wonk degenerate got hooked on the pod. Too late to get a ticket to the X ray. Arcade, thank you so much. You're now policy wonk.

[Alex Jones]

I'm a policy wonk.

[Jordan]

Thank you very much.

[Dan]

That looked like it should have been a poem.

[Jordan]

I really. I read it three times. It was.

[Dan]

And arcade. Maybe I.

[Jordan]

You know, it was like. It was Formatted like that, so I just left it.

[Dan]

But Nick, give me back my moving crates. Politically speaking. Thank you so much. You're an out ball. Zwonk.

[Alex Jones]

I'm a policy wonk.

[Jordan]

Thank you very much. Thank you.

[Dan]

And fuck nazis. Love, Tyler. Thank you so much. You're an out ball, Zwonk.

[Alex Jones]

I'm a policy wonk.

[Jordan]

Thank you very much.

[Dan]

And we got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan. So thank you so much, too. I've been a supporter for over a year, so it's probably time I request a shout out. Keep up. Keep the pup dates coming. Thanks, Beth. Thank you so much. You are now a technocrat.

[Alex Jones]

I'm a policy wonk.

[Jordan]

4 stars.

[Alex Jones]

Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. Someone, someone. Sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. Daddy Sharp, bom bom. Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. He's a loser. Little, little titty baby. I don't want to hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ.

[Dan]

See, I scanned over the names when I. Right. When we started the episode, I saw the request for pup dates.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Which is why I had to weave in a little Celine story.

[Jordan]

Nice.

[Dan]

Balance things out.

[Jordan]

It. I like it.

[Dan]

Can I have cat and dog energy?

[Jordan]

I think it's great. Y. I'm just. I'm just. I've got three dogs. You know, it's tough to. There's. There's always something going on.

[Dan]

One of them's always up to something.

[Jordan]

Oh, literally.

[Dan]

You know what it's like? You're like Dave. Like Alvin, Simon and Theodore.

[Jordan]

Oh, okay.

[Dan]

You got three little chipmunks.

[Jordan]

All right, I can see that.

[Dan]

Do they get up to mischief? Do they harmonize?

[Jordan]

They absolutely get up to mischief. There is 100% mischief going on.

[Dan]

You three should record a Christmas album.

[Jordan]

I don't know if Jake can sing. That would be great.

[Dan]

What's not so great, Jordan, is our episode.

[Jordan]

Oh, okay.

[Dan]

Let's just get down to it.

[Jordan]

Fair enough.

[Dan]

Alex is talking real, real villainy.

[Jordan]

Oh.

[Dan]

I would say at the beginning of this episode here on the 31st.

[Jordan]

All right.

[Alex Jones]

We, we, we, we, we. We've gone through being ragtag, totally under attack, having the facts, knowing what was coming to building beachheads around the world in government and in institutions and corporations and individually to now routing the enemy and beginning the takeover worldwide that they cannot stop. And they recognize that because it's momentous. It has major energy behind it. It's. It's the. It's the great awakening. It's the fourth turning and they knew it was coming in the cycles. My mega turning, the greatest ever since we recorded history. So they tried to bring in absolute tyranny and just total cultural poisoning, sabotage, to try to destabilize things so much that they could kind of end the cycles of history. That didn't work and only supercharged this awakening. But a bellwether is Pete Booty Juice and all the different cabinet people. Just last night, not just him, a bunch of them removed their pronouns from their X handles because it's a cult. They know it's ridiculous, but they understand now it's backfired so much, they've got to at least hide.

[Dan]

I just feel like Alex is leaning into a little bit. Sounding like a villain who's taken over the world.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Alex Jones]

Aha.

[Dan]

The great awakening, all this. But Pete Buttigieg removed the he him from his Twitter bio, which is something that went around social media because The Libs of TikTok account posted about it. There's a lot going on in the world, but apparently this is a bellwether. This is super important.

[Jordan]

Works for me.

[Dan]

It's crazy. You're talking about the tides of history. You're talking about, like, the world changing. And your story that you're gonna use as an example is someone taking the pronouns out of their bio.

[Jordan]

Right, right, right. I remember. So I remember in my school World War II by watching the movie Saving Private Ryan. And a big part of that was D Day. Very similar. D Day, he, him day done.

[Dan]

Yeah. So Alex doesn't just have a stupid story that he saw on social media about Pete Buttigieg's social media account. He also has some big legal news.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Alex Jones]

The hearings have just been spectacular. Kash Patel, Tulsi Gabbard, RFK Jr. We've got a bunch of key highlights we didn't get to yesterday that are just amazing. Then a big stack on Democrat governors and mayors protecting rapists and killers, literally protecting them. Governor Pritzker is set to sign a bill that will let the state change the name of convicted violent illegal alien criminals to, quote, protect them from Trump. That's racketeering. That's criminal. That's obstruction of justice. That's a conspiracy against the law, against people's rights and safety. That is a civil rights violation of the greatest order. Like California's passed a law where you can have sex with 12 year olds.

[Dan]

So Alex is lying about this bill. Judges still have discretion over accepting or not accepting someone's request to change their name. So, for instance, if someone returned to change their Name to evade the law. It's not going to be approved, probably. The bill that Alex was talking about is House Bill 5164, the primary function of which is to remove the requirement that newspapers publish name changes. This is largely centered around providing ways for people to change their name and retain their privacy in cases like if they're being stalked. The bill is designed to aid people like folks fleeing domestic violence or even human trafficking. And it works by capping the fee for applications at $25, providing avenues where your case file can be kept entirely private, and a way to not be forced to publicly file your address in order to change your name. Alex is supposed to be in favor of supporting victims of human trafficking, but now he wants to make sure that their abusers are able to look up their address and private details if they want to change their name. Sounds like he doesn't really care too much about the issues that these people face who are in these situations.

[Jordan]

Yikes.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

It costs. You have to pub. You have to publish your home address to get your name changed.

[Dan]

No, no, you don't. In the newspaper, they were required to publish name changes.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

But you would have to include your address on the court filings.

[Jordan]

Right, Right.

[Dan]

And that would become a matter of public record.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

Unless you were able to successfully appeal to make those public or make those records be kept in private.

[Jordan]

Yeah. Sometimes. Sometimes there is an advantage to being in the past. You know, in the 1880s, you could just go to a different town and say your name was something different and that was that.

[Dan]

It was easier. There was less logistics involved.

[Jordan]

Then you could even say your name was somebody else's name who got lost and then just lived their life for a while. Nobody was going to check. No.

[Dan]

I think that's the plot of famous advertising based prestige television show.

[Alex Jones]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I think that Alex is like really warping the story for his purposes.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

The bill itself is not at all what he's talking about, but he's turned it into a. They want to be able to change the name of criminals. It's garbage.

[Jordan]

Yeah. Especially for something that is so not dramatic. It's a very simple, civil, like, hey, let's just cross some T's here. We've had something like this for a while, but let's just smooth it out.

[Dan]

Let's streamline this process in order to make it more amenable to people who need to use this.

[Jordan]

Yeah. It shouldn't even take time.

[Dan]

No.

[Jordan]

It should just be like, oh, done.

[Dan]

So Trump, as he's gotten in is kicking people out of the FBI. Just kicking them out.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

And Alex is cheering on the Purge.

[Alex Jones]

Six out of seven executive assistant directors and 25 special agents in charge out at FBI, according to FBI whistleblower. I love that Trump's already announced it, but they call it a whistleblower. Trump continues cleaning out deep State, firing FBI officials promoted by corrupt ex director Ray. Yeah, anybody they liked, anybody they put in, just fire them. They all sat around even though they weren't bad, all of them, and they were at the top. They go from bad to worse. They sat around and went along with this. Purge them. This is life and death, people. This isn't a game. Look at this. FBI still stalling and refuses to turn over Seth Rich records information could take down Democrat Party for a generation.

[Dan]

So Alex isn't quite telling the whole story here, although I don't think that there should be any consequence. If he would just tell the truth. Like his audience wouldn't care.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

The acting Deputy Attorney General, Emil Bove, was carrying out a purge of anyone at the FBI who worked on the January 6th cases. And according to the Associated Press, he'd sent out a memo that, quote, identified more than half a dozen FBI senior executives who were ordered to retire or be fired by Monday and also asked for the names, titles, and offices of all FBI employees who worked on investigations into the January 6, 2021 US Capitol riot. Trump and his followers attempted to take over the government after he lost in 2020. And now that he's won in 2024, he's using the power of the state to try and rewrite that piece of history. It's pretty simple dictator PR stuff, but I don't know why Alex wouldn't like for his audience. Anybody who's listening to him and likes him thinks that January 6th was a setup.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So if he was saying they were purging anyone who had anything to do with these investigations, they would support that.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I don't know why you got to still distort this a little.

[Jordan]

You know, I don't even know anymore. I always thought that his whole audience was kind of anti FBI on account of all the things that they did to, you know, the patriots in the past.

[Dan]

Sure.

[Jordan]

So I thought we would be fine with, you know, just being like, hey, Trump got rid of everybody at the FBI. Fuck them.

[Dan]

You know, it's just an empty building now.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's have a reality contest to pick new FBI people. I think that's the probably the smartest.

[Dan]

Way to go and let's model it after Hole in the Wall.

[Jordan]

I like that.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Jordan]

I've got a second option.

[Dan]

Sure.

[Jordan]

All right, there's a new show where Bear Grylls hunts people, but he doesn't kill them.

[Dan]

Is this real?

[Jordan]

It is. He hunts people, but he does not kill them. And a lot of the time he'll be hunting people, and he'll be like, very clearly capable of catching that person. And then just talking to the tv, being like, look at this idiot. I can totally hunt this guy right now, but I'm going to go hunt somebody else. It's crazy.

[Dan]

You might have noticed a look of disappointment on my face.

[Jordan]

I know. You want him to kill.

[Dan]

Yeah, I know.

[Jordan]

Yeah, I know. You want to do the Great Escape.

[Dan]

His name is Bear.

[Jordan]

I know. That's why we got to let him hunt the new FBI people.

[Dan]

Yeah, if we're. If.

[Alex Jones]

But.

[Jordan]

Okay, here's how we escape Bear, you join the FBI. If you don't, you die.

[Dan]

You have to escape Bear.

[Jordan]

You have to escape Bear.

[Dan]

And fit through the hole in the wall.

[Jordan]

And fit through the hole in the wall.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Depending on body type. Gotcha.

[Dan]

And Bear can kill you.

[Jordan]

Well, obviously it's the FBI. The stakes should be higher.

[Alex Jones]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So look, they could do anything at this point, the globalists, to try and take out Trump, they're very scared of this Seth Rich. Information, of course. Apparently.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And Alex gets a little extreme in his predictions.

[Alex Jones]

And the key to bringing them down is going for the pedophile rings, because that's in all these agencies and all these groups, and we have them dead to rights with the smuggled kids. And we know where they are now, most of them, and what they did with them. And it's incoming. It's imminent. You're already seeing a lot of it, but it's going to get wild. And this is going to just. Abs. If you think the public hates the left and hates the Democrats in the deep state. Now, wait, so Trump understands? He's not holding back. This is beyond spectacular. But the enemy is so scared right now. Oh, my God. They'll do anything they think they can get away with, including nuking, you know, Trump and saying the Iranians did it with a suitcase.

[Jordan]

No.

[Alex Jones]

All right, we're gonna go to break here in a few minutes. I need your support. I cannot do this without you. We have incredible supplements, incredible products. They just launched a new Made in America limited edition knife sale.

[Dan]

Ooh, a knife sale.

[Jordan]

We're doing knives? Yeah, we're doing knives. All right.

[Dan]

Oh, this knife is good. For stabbing.

[Jordan]

Time for some Cutco.

[Dan]

Yeah, that was an ad nuke.

[Jordan]

Yep.

[Dan]

So you can see there, too, how Alex has decided to advance, just push along the story of the 300,000 missing kids that are now supposedly being found. There's no news on that front. Alex hasn't brought any new information to the table. But there needs to be progress. The storyline demands it, so Alex just makes it up. The idea of these missing and exploited children are a political prop for Alex, pure and simple. There's. There's nothing else to it. He's using it to create this intensity and then scaring you with the idea of nuking Trump with a suitcase nuke and then transitioning that into ad sales.

[Jordan]

So, okay, so let's say we suitcase nuke Trump Iran.

[Alex Jones]

Iran.

[Jordan]

I mean, let's go with the human race. Suitcase nukes Trump for whatever dastardly reasons we have. Then we just got a hole in the White House where the White House used to be. Well. Or is it like. So does he think it's so small that it, like, just takes out it, like it's a little nuke grenade?

[Dan]

Well, he says it's a suitcase, so, I mean, we know how big suitcases are generally.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

He has to think it's in that. It's bigger than a bread box.

[Jordan]

Sure, sure.

[Dan]

But it doesn't. I mean, like, if you. They're also mobile. So it doesn't have to be at the White House.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

Could be at the winter White House.

[Jordan]

Sure. But I mean, it could also not be a new. Like, a regular grenade would also kill him.

[Dan]

Sure.

[Jordan]

If it were a suitcase in his.

[Dan]

Hand, it would do the same job.

[Jordan]

The same job.

[Dan]

Yeah. But it's fun to say they're going to nuke him.

[Jordan]

I mean, because it feels like that's overkill. Yes. It feels a little like it's overkill.

[Dan]

Sounds like something that would happen in a cartoon.

[Jordan]

It does, it does. Like a very small mushroom cloud. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

Well, but that's the only way you can make sure that you get all the Cabinet, I guess.

[Jordan]

I suppose.

[Dan]

And then blame Iran for it.

[Jordan]

I know there's a show called Designated Survivor, so you're not going to get everybody. That's all I have to say about America.

[Dan]

Not a bear Grylls has anything to.

[Jordan]

Say about it, or he will get everybody.

[Dan]

He's British, so Cash Patel has been made the FBI director. Sure. And he's. He's going to get business done.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Alex Jones]

There's so many angles, so much to hit, so much to go through. Let me just put my head down and start going over it. When you look at the globalists in the UN and Mayorkas and the open borders, the human trafficking and the human smuggling and the child sex slavery and the murders and all of it, it's all part of the same agenda. And when Kash Patel, what I told you last week, as soon as he's confirmed they are releasing the full Epstein list, has already been ordered to by Trump and Patel went on. It's like a 10 minute response. But we'll play a few minutes of it here. Full things on infowars.com real Alex Jones to say no. We're going after the networks, the NGOs, US government officials, everybody.

[Dan]

So we're here in the future. And Cash Patel hasn't released the Epstein files. We did get a deeply embarrassing PR stunt carried out by Attorney General Pam Bondi where she gathered a bunch of dipshits like the libs of TikTok lady and Mike Cernovich. They all went to D.C. and she gave them stunt binders supposedly filled with the Epstein documents.

[Jordan]

Great.

[Dan]

It was all a dud though. And the information she released was already public, which it's had a little bit of a backlash among the red pilled community. Also, if Alex wants to touch any of this, he needs to explain how Alex Acosta, Trump's first Secretary of labor, happened to be the guy who gave Epstein the accurately dubbed sweetheart deal where they agreed to non prosecution in 2008.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

He further needs to explain how Pam Bondi was the Attorney General of Florida from 2011 to 2019, which happens to be the state where Epstein was prosecuted.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

And just previously he'd gotten that deal from Acosta. I'm sure these records are going to be out any day now though.

[Jordan]

I would imagine so. I can't see any reason that they would. Some sort of conflict of interest here.

[Dan]

I believe we're going to get to the bottom of things.

[Jordan]

Makes sense to me.

[Dan]

And it's not all talk because that's.

[Jordan]

What they elected him to do and I'm sure he's going to follow through with it. No doubts.

[Dan]

Just like price eggs.

[Jordan]

Absolutely. That's going down.

[Dan]

Energy, power.

[Jordan]

Going down. Med beds.

[Dan]

Sure. Med beds. It's not just talk, man. Cash Patel is going to do this.

[Jordan]

Feels like it's just talk.

[Dan]

I feel like it's just talk.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And here's some more talk.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Alex Jones]

Because this didn't talk. I mean this is.

[Jordan]

Feels like it's putting the globalist political.

[Alex Jones]

Head in the guillotine and raising the blade up and when they release it, it's flipping the switch. Yeah, I'll find and name Epstein's accomplices. That's yesterday. So it makes me actually catch my breath because this is real. I mean, this is not just kicking the living hell out of the New World Order. This continues. It's the equivalent politically non violently, of taking a giant 10 inch dagger, double edged, razor sharp, and just plunging it into the heart of them 50 times. I mean, it's. This is, this is Count Dracula and you got the steak and you're hammering it in and, and, and, and Trump's already put the stake on their heart and already hit it once. It went in about an inch and it's going, it's through the rib cage now. And the next hit, it goes into Dracula's heart. Is he gonna be okay just sitting here? And Matt Helsing just drove the stake through the rib cage and it went. And one more. It goes home. So if you're not on the edge of your seat right now, and if you're not concerned they're going to do a cyber attack and knock the power out or something, or blow up a nuclear reactor, I mean, the list goes on and on. You're not paying attention.

[Dan]

So it always seems like we're just that one little inch away from Dracula's heart. Like it's always that next hit that's going to finally vanquish the devil and save all the children or whatever. This is by design. And without the ability to convince the audience that victory is almost there, but always just out of reach, Alex would be as poor as his reading comprehension skills. Alex begins that clip by saying that this isn't just talk. And that's the problem, is that it is just talk. If Cash Patel was gonna release the names of all of Epstein's conspirators, then fucking do it. I think Patel is an idiot and he's unfit for the job of an FBI director, but a good action is still a good action. I'm not offended by the idea of releasing the names of Epstein's clients, but I'm deeply offended by using the false promise that you're going to release the names of Epstein's clients as political cover. Particularly in the realm of politics, until someone does the thing they're talking about doing, you should consider a lot of it is probably just talk.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And in this case, it's particularly offensive given the subject matter that it surrounds.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And I'm offended that Alex missed that golden opportunity to plug the Knives. You had a knife sale?

[Jordan]

You did have it. Yeah. There was. That was available to you. That's a huge miss. I'm just gonna say this. I don't. I don't. I didn't like it whenever. Literally turned into figuratively. And I really don't like it when this isn't talk means this is talk.

[Dan]

Yeah. We're just fucking around.

[Jordan]

That's very frustrating.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

I don't appreciate that at all.

[Dan]

I'm. Hey. Not fucking around.

[Alex Jones]

Around.

[Jordan]

This isn't talk is what happens whenever you're like, oh, I'm going to. I beheaded that guy. And they're like, oh, sure, asshole. And then you hold up the head and you're like, this isn't talk. And they go. Good use of the phrase.

[Dan]

Yeah. Being now in the present that we're in where Cash Patel has been confirmed and he's in office. Could have done it and they did that fake PR stunt instead of doing it.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

It's kind of just talk. It's really, really feels like just talk.

[Jordan]

Really just talk.

[Dan]

So Alex has just given us this nice fantasy about stabbing Dracula.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

With not one of the Alex Jones store.com knives.

[Jordan]

Disappointing.

[Dan]

And so I found it shocking that he would pretend that other people are using violent rhetoric.

[Jordan]

That is interesting.

[Dan]

It seems a little sad.

[Jordan]

He put a stake in their heart.

[Alex Jones]

Here is Hakeem Jeffries, who is the leader now of the Democratic Party. He's. He's the. He's the House Democrat leader. He's. He, He's. He, he. He's more important than even Chucky Schumer now. And he's the guy tells you what they're planning and just listen to him. They're the ones saying we're calling for violence. They're the ones saying, oh, mostly peaceful and go out and confront everybody. And we need to beat up Trump. Somebody needs to kill this guy. Former CIA operative Phil Mudd said, remember? But. But that's in the past. This is him yesterday. And the Trump administration's called for his apology. Here it is.

[Dan]

We are going to fight it legislatively. We are going to fight it in.

[Alex Jones]

The courts, and we're going to fight it in the streets. That is not even a veiled threat.

[Dan]

Oh, my God. Alex later plays that clip three times in a row, back to back, just, like, on a loop. It's pathetic.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

He's playing this clip to somehow make it seem like the left is throwing around violent rhetoric. But this is the mildest shit you can imagine. He just got done with an extended Fantasy metaphor about stabbing the globalist through the rib cage. Alex sounds like a whiny baby if he wants me to believe that this is some kind of veiled threat. But everything he does is cool. Non violent violence fantasies that he just wants someone to carry out against his enemies. Politically, this middle of the road shit just doesn't work anymore. A good percentage of his show is just extended descriptions of violence so he can't have this thin skin about what the other side is saying. I get that this is an important part of like fascist propaganda where you exaggerate what the other side is doing in order to preemptively justify the things you intend to do. But Alex is coming off real weak. This seems very complainy. And the idea that he's like. He introduced that clip by saying, Trump has asked for an apology for that.

[Jordan]

Yeah, the fuck I remember. Cuz I remember this when I was growing up. The most violent movie I ever saw. The most violent movie. Like it makes John Wick look like Anne of Green Gables, which I recall being very violent too. Step up to step up.

[Dan]

Street Streets.

[Jordan]

The street. That was a bloody movie.

[Dan]

Isn't that a dance movie?

[Jordan]

Well, sure, but the streets, they got danced real hard.

[Dan]

Sure.

[Jordan]

They got. They got served. Yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

You know what the most violent song in the world is?

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Doobie Brothers Taking it to the Streets.

[Jordan]

Take it to the. Yep.

[Dan]

No more need for that one. Is to the Streets.

[Jordan]

You know what? Ironically, I don't even think Streets of Rage is that violent of a video game.

[Dan]

I think it is. I think that one, that's where it falls apart. Remember that rapper of the Streets, the British guy?

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good. Still around. Put out an album out last year. The year before that. Yep.

[Dan]

Trying to think of other street things.

[Jordan]

Car tracks, racetracks. They're very dangerous street life.

[Dan]

Was a guy who was on some Method man tracks back in the day.

[Jordan]

Fast and Furious, Tokyo Drift, that was very street based.

[Dan]

All of them were.

[Jordan]

Well, I mean. Yeah, well consider that, but that one especially.

[Dan]

You know what, having said that, I take it back, the first few are pretty street based.

[Jordan]

Very street based. Eventually we go to space that is less street based.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah. Or like through a building. Like it's. Yeah, the first few were pretty street based.

[Jordan]

Very street based. Yeah.

[Dan]

So Alex, in this next clip, he's. He's trying to get some topics covered.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

And he talks a little bit about the German elections.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

And what's going on internationally.

[Jordan]

All right.

[Alex Jones]

Yesterday, when the main Conservative Party that's been globalist Forever in Germany voted with AFD in a new parliamentary alliance because AFD is in total ascension. And then Merkel comes out of retirement and says we need parliament to ban AfD and kick them out of the government. That's not just suspending the upcoming election they're talking about because they're going to win, but we're just going to kick you out of government. That's a coup. And then the other big party said, well no, no, we're not going to do that. And Merkel and Olaf came out Schultz Current and said, oh, we'll just ban you too. That's what you call losing, forcing themselves, showing their tyranny. The EU commission saying, yeah, we're unelected and yeah, we suspended the winner of the Romanian election and we'll do it in Germany too if AFD wins.

[Dan]

The EU commission didn't say that they suspended the Romanian election because they didn't and they didn't threaten to overturn the German one if AFD won. This is entirely made up. So what happened in Germany was that the Christian Democratic Union Party, of which Angela Merkel is a member, they'd put forth a non binding resolution that would limit immigration. Historically, it's been the practice of the parties in the Bundestag to never rely on far right votes to pass things because they are unwelcome in decent coalitions. Friedrich Merz is the CDU leader and his thinking was spelled out by him saying that policy wasn't wrong because the wrong people back it. And he was still critical of AfD. However, he seems to have an idea that if he leans more toward the extreme right on the topic of immigration, it could lure people who might be drawn to AFD back to a more center right option like the CDU. Previously, Mers has promised to not work with the AfD and Merkel came out to criticize this development where you would use their votes in order to pass something which is very tacky historically. Alex has no grasp on the situation whatsoever. He's just playing team sports, which you see what team he's on.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah, that one's pretty clear. I've always found making explicit overtures to the right wing to work successfully. And that's I think what the past 20 years of the Democratic Party we.

[Dan]

Saw that getting the Cheney's in on the 2024 election helps.

[Jordan]

Absolutely.

[Dan]

Yep.

[Jordan]

We were all like, holy shit. Now where you guys got it?

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not, it's not a winning strategy, I don't think.

[Jordan]

Probably not long term.

[Dan]

Nope.

[Jordan]

No.

[Dan]

So I think that if I had to guess what the top story of the day is, it's this thing about Illinois allowing people to change their name.

[Jordan]

Right?

[Dan]

That's the top story. Which is nuts.

[Jordan]

Municipal politics. Yeah.

[Dan]

There's so much going on in the world.

[Jordan]

I mean, a lot.

[Alex Jones]

All right, let's get moving there. Cause I got a lot to hit. Illinois Democrats to allow illegals to change their names to evade ice. They have a bill about to be signed by Pritzker that allows ones, including that have committed major crimes to change their names and then supposedly not put it in a federal database. That's fraud. That's illegal.

[Dan]

This is clearly the top story of the day and the one that Alex is trying to push the hardest. He hasn't done any work on the story, though. So you just hear him bluffing at details, like saying that people who have committed, quote, major crimes can change their name and then, quote, supposedly not put it in a federal database. What are major crimes? Why does Alex say supposedly and that? These are hedging words where Alex is trying to tell this story, but he's unwilling to commit to it entirely because he knows that he's just making it up. If Alex had done any work on this at all, he would know that this isn't a new bill, but one that's amending the already existing public act. 103-ASH-1063. Section 5, paragraph B says, quote, a person who has been convicted of any offense for which a person is required to register under the Sex Offender Registration act, the murderer and violent offender Against a Youth Registration act or the Arsonist Registration act in this state or any other state, and who has not been pardoned, is not permitted to file a petition for a name change in the courts of the state during the period that the person is required to register unless that person verifies under oath as provided under section 1 dash 109, that the petition for the name change is due to marriage, religious belief, status as a victim of trafficking, or gender related identity as defined by the Illinois Human Rights Act. A judge may grant or denied the request for legal name change such filed by such persons. Any such persons granted a legal name change shall report the change to the law enforcement agency having jurisdiction of their current registration pursuant to the duty to report requirements. Paragraph B1 says, quote, a person who has been convicted of a felony offense in this state or any other state and whose sentence has not been completed, terminated or discharged is not permitted to file a petition for a name change in the courts of the state, unless that person is pardoned for the offense. Paragraph D says, quote, if the circuit court orders that a name change be granted to a person who has been adjudicated or convicted of a felony or misdemeanor offense under the laws of this state or any other state for which a pardon has not been granted or has an arrest for which a charge has not been filed, or a pending charge on a felony or misdemeanor events, a copy of the order, including a copy of each applicable access and review response, shall be forwarded to the Illinois State Police. The Illinois State Police shall update any criminal history, transcript, or offender registration of each person 18 years of age or older in the order to include the change of name as well as their former name. Alex knows nothing about this story. He's just seen some tweets and he's making shit up about it. And he knows that he's supposed to tow the party line on this. This show is mostly just a guy making shit up.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Like the. The law isn't amending these things that I just read.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

These qualifications and these needs. These reporting of people who have been convicted of felonies or misdemeanors. He would know any of this if he did any footwork.

[Jordan]

See, now, I didn't know that you had to register if you committed arson. Is there. Is it like. It's not. I assume it's not like you have to go up to your neighbors and be like, I burned my other house down. Right. But I feel like this is an opportunity that I didn't know about. If I know a struggling restaurant owner, I now know that there's a list out there with people who are already cool. You know what I'm saying?

[Dan]

Well, they're already on it.

[Jordan]

You know what I mean?

[Dan]

I think it's a mixed bag, though, because you could make an argument that the best arsonist would never be on that list.

[Jordan]

No, no, no, I understand. I understand that argument.

[Dan]

It might just be a list of the worst arsonists available.

[Jordan]

I mean, it's a list of arsonists that are sloppy. At the very least, we know one.

[Dan]

Thing about them and is that they got caught.

[Jordan]

Right. Sure, sure. Absolutely. But, you know, it's not.

[Dan]

It's not safe.

[Jordan]

It's. But also, you know, it's tough to find a lot of people willing to burn down a building.

[Dan]

That's true.

[Jordan]

Most people are resistant to the idea.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah. It's not. It's not currently in.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

With social normal.

[Jordan]

It's not a fad. Maybe if There was a meme that the kids were up to.

[Dan]

Yeah, people are uptight. It's not woke to burn buildings down or something.

[Jordan]

It's anti woke. Yeah.

[Dan]

So there's just so much news coming up. Alex has got just a lot of stories and he doesn't.

[Alex Jones]

I've just scratched the surface. I got a bunch of victories, a bunch of dismantling the deep state. A bunch of economic news. Oh, they're now hoarding gold. Government banks aren't hiding it. Big scandal there. I mean, this is getting totally cuckoo. Oh, and then some gigantic over the top covered news. This is going to blow you away, this video. In fact, I'll hit that at six after next hour. Then we'll look at this crazy gold development real fast. The great folks in Arkansas, one of the top collectible, handmade, high quality knife makers have done a limited run of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 different knives. There's as little as 45 they made of one. The most they made of one was a hundred.

[Jordan]

We're gonna have to put a clock.

[Alex Jones]

On this fixed blade knife. The evo fighter. Stonewashed blade with black knife handle. Look at this baby in my hand.

[Jordan]

Look.

[Alex Jones]

That's a breacher. That's a booby knife. That is just badass. Made in America by our wonderful hillbilly friends. I'm a hillbilly too. Arkansas's north Texas or I guess I'm southern Arkansas. Get yours now. This is my favorite. They got skinners. They got everything. @thealexjonesstore.com and it is a fundraiser and there's another big sale. The patriot apparel, the supplements, everything will take too long to get into it all. But today is the day we're launching.

[Jordan]

The third.

[Alex Jones]

Off road vehicle. So I'll give you a first look at that right now. Then we'll come back with our number three and four, Jade. Ours got major breaking news coming up the fourth hour. We'll be right back with our number three. Please stay with us. Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to make two big announcements. First off, next Wednesday in studio, we're going to give away our second big sweepstakes winner on the incredible Ford tremor turbo diesel super off road truck. And we're also launching the third big sweepstakes and showing you this amazing off road SUV that I really want for myself. But one of you is going to be getting it. So let's walk over here right now. Look at these bad boys.

[Dan]

Oh, just look at them. Look at these. These trucks wild. So there's so Much news to get to. But I'm gonna do, I, I, I gotta do an end for these knives. There's so few of them. And then also I'm gonna play a pre recorded thing that I did about how I'm giving away another truck. Yep, things are good. Yep, things are really, really good around the business. You know, when, when, when feelings are high, when largess sure is there, when, when comfort and stability absolute on us. You give away trucks and raffles, you.

[Jordan]

Know, it's, it's always good whenever somebody's like, oh, does that sound too desperate? And then somebody else goes, like, we're more desperate than that. And then you go, well, then let's do it then. There's no reason not to.

[Dan]

Does this look really bad and desperate? No, it looks chill.

[Jordan]

It is bad and desperate. So lean into it. Yeah, let's have a dance competition.

[Dan]

Also, when Alex said, I have so much news to get to, they're hoarding gold and hiding it and stuff, I was like, ah, his gold sponsor is going to be on later.

[Jordan]

That sounds.

[Dan]

And lo and behold, that is.

[Jordan]

Lo and behold. How crazy is that? Yeah. So weird.

[Dan]

This is all just desperate for money.

[Jordan]

So weird how it happens like that.

[Dan]

Yeah. So Alex is talking about all the big issues of the day.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

And I guess because it crossed his mind, he starts talking about Joe Rogan.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

And says something real dumb. Okay, folks.

[Alex Jones]

All the time. I see it constantly. I've been looking for it. Say, you know, look at Joe Rogan. He says he's for free speech, but these Gab McGinnis and Alex Jones and a bunch of other interviews from his archive that he transferred over to Spotify four years ago aren't available. Well, Joe told me what happened and, and I, and, and I. It wasn't off record and I've talked about a few times, but no one ever seems to care. And that goes into what's happening over at Facebook. Look at this. They're getting rid of the cult. It was a control system. Meta Staffers revolt over tampons removal from men's rooms. Show up with their own. And they're sabotaging things. They're doing sit ins all over the tampons in the men's bathrooms. This is a cult. Now, Spotify is in Sweden. The technical systems, but its main offices for for administration and for content is in New York. And Joe told me that more than half the staff are transgender. They're a bunch of crazy men. And that they kept deleting episodes and even new ones. He did when he first went to Spotify, he almost had to leave, but then they had, like, a truce with them, and they were doing stuff like on the floor. Okay. Just. Just. Just breaking everything. So they throw temper tantrums, and now it's come out that the man that thought he was a woman that was coming to firebomb and kill everybody, including Hegseth on Monday, is in this cult. And they've got these tranny psycho teams and serial killer groups around the country. They're the most violent group per capita of any group, and they try to cover up the mass shootings and the murders they're doing. And I'm not attacking all transgender people, but I'm saying this particular slice, it's insane.

[Dan]

That slice. Where are you guys? The ones who shit on the floor in the. In the Capitol? What are you talking about?

[Jordan]

I mean, I. I strongly support shitting on the floor in all aspects of, like, resistance. Shit on the floor?

[Dan]

Well, you're. You're. You're a naturalist.

[Jordan]

I mean, I just can't see a reason to, 1. Get too mad about somebody shitting on the floor. Surprisingly easy to pick up.

[Dan]

Debatable.

[Jordan]

Depending. Yeah, depending. Right.

[Dan]

It's circumstances.

[Jordan]

You have to. You have to. If you make good choices previously, it's very easy to clean up for bad choices. Sometimes you're in a. You're a rough go.

[Dan]

Sure.

[Jordan]

And then just like, what greater way to insult somebody just shit on their floor.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

It's always. Definitely something. You're not prepared. You don't really know exactly how you're going to deal with it emotionally when you stumble upon such a protest.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

I will say. I know that. So I feel like there's no way that Rogan told Alex this, but if he did, he thinks Alex is a complete idiot who. He could just tell. Whatever.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

There weren't rogue employees who took down Rogen's old episodes. He agreed to take down a bunch of them when he signed a $100 million deal with Spotify because Spotify didn't want to deal with them. Some of them were episodes where he talked to really dangerous people like Gavin McGinnis or Milo Yiannopoulos and gave them essentially zero pushback on shit. But One of the 42 episodes that was taken down was Alex's first appearance on episode 911. This likely had nothing to do with Alex being on it, though, because his return for episode 1555 is still on Spotify, and they had no problem with that. The most likely explanation for this episode being taken down is that they played a bunch of videos and stuff that they didn't have copyright to in the episode. At the time when Rogan was getting $100 million from Spotify, he said there were a few episodes they didn't want on their platform. I was like, okay, I don't care. Because of course he didn't care. If they're giving you $100 million, you can take down whatever you want. He doesn't give a shit.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So that was in April 2021. And then the next year, in February 2022, Spotify removed another 70 episodes from Rogan's back catalog. The reason this is interesting is because the removal of those episodes was done in response to the backlash to the compilation video of Rogan saying the N word and a bunch of racist shit on his show. Spotify was losing users, and artists like Neil Young and Joni Mitchell had asked Spotify to remove their catalogs in protest of Rogan because Rogan loves money. He apologized and said that his show was a out of control juggernaut. He went back and removed a bunch of episodes where he said super offensive shit. And then everyone moved on. But news around this time likes to say that India Ari posted the compilation of Rogen saying all this racist shit, and that's what got the ball rolling and caused all the backlash. In reality, Alex had either created or published this compilation like a year prior when Rogan was refusing to have him back on the show because Alex had lied about what he said about Sandy Hook to Rogan's face. In his campaign trying to attack Rogan, Alex was calling him a racist, which Alex stopped doing once Rogen had him back on the show. But the ricochet of this shot was that this later outrage against Joe happened, which led to the removal of ton of his episodes from Spotify. The point is that Alex and Joe are the types of people who create and profit from their own persecution. It's perfectly encapsulated by this. Yeah, they're dumb shitheads who cause their own problems and then make money off them while trying to make everyone else hurt.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah. You know, sometimes you just aren't ready to hear that India Ari is involved. You know, you're just not ready. You're just like, that's just not a name. I was thinking of being involved here.

[Alex Jones]

That's what.

[Dan]

That's the name that is on a lot of the news stories that are concurrent from around that time. Yeah, I guess she had a big Twitter.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about that? Yeah, those. Those were strange. Times whenever you're just. It was, you know, it was like people who. I don't want to say people who had done something, as opposed to people who just were really good at engagement farming. But it felt like there was more of that back then where in order to have a huge following, it was just because you were already like, oh, I released two gold albums last year, so now I've got a huge following as opposed to like, okay, I went to this social media conference where they taught me how to farm engagement from the bots that I can then sell to.

[Dan]

You know, I went to a public hearing and I blurted a bunch of stuff out, yelled at people, and then I got an agent. That's how it works.

[Jordan]

Yep. Cool. Yep. All right.

[Dan]

So I have a theory, and it's not a theory. It's just the truth.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And that is that this show has become poisoned by Twitter.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

Alex's show is not anything other than Twitter now. And I think it's really summed up by this.

[Alex Jones]

So Elon Musk just posted this to X. Events in Austin, Texas and D.C. this week are related. We're engaged in a war that will decide the trajectory of our civilization. And NGOs are a major front. Well, the 3 trillion Trump just cut off and the judge blocked it. That'll be overthrown. Overruled our governments in hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayer money annually to unaccountable nonprofit orgs who then fund radical activists and political organizers. Trump is fighting leftist judges over his federal grant freeze. And today the city of Austin, Texas voted to give money to notorious leftist NGOs and to protect illegal aliens. What can we do? To arms. Saddle up and stand ready. It's time for the state of Texas to join in this battle on the side of the good guys. Read our latest Cicero blog on how Texas can lead with reforms to pierce the veil of any government funded NGO and stop activists hiding billions in ideological spending behind the grant mazes. Notice I've been focusing heavily the last week intensely on this. I want to get Joe Lonsdale on immediately. Please tell the producers.

[Dan]

So at the beginning of that clip, Alex thought he was reading a tweet that Elon posted. But by the end, he'd realized it was someone else. A guy named Joe Lonsdale. That's kind of weird and it shows a lack of preparation. But also, listen to some of that content this guy said, and it was in all caps. To arms. Saddle up and stand ready. It's time for the state of Texas to join the battle on the side of the good guys, wasn't Alex just complaining about Hakeem Jeffries using threatening language? Like this guy said, to arms. All caps, exclamation point. Alex has literally no idea what he's talking about or what he's reading. If he did, he would know that. Joe Lonsdale is one of the founders of Palantir. And this post is promoting the blog for the think tank he founded called the Cicero Institute. They're largely centered on trying to criminalize homelessness. You notice this kind of thing happening a lot with Alex these days, where he's surprisingly warm to these venture capital type elites, whereas his entire career is supposed to be about opposing them. This is happening because he has absolutely zero problem with companies like Palantir. It was all an act. Also, this is so indicative of Alex's content. He's reading a tweet that he hasn't even familiarized himself with before the show. It's not even misinformation. It's just nothing. He's a reading tweet.

[Jordan]

Yeah. Yeah. He might as well have the. He might as well have his feed on.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Like, don't. Don't some shows just do that? Where they have the live feed on like a screen? Right. I'm just like their Twitter feed and then they read. Looks like some. Looks like at this guy. Right?

[Dan]

Probably some Twitch streamers or something. Yeah, there probably is something that somebody does.

[Jordan]

Might as well just do that, right?

[Dan]

Yeah. But Alex pretends to be something so much more.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And God tells him the future and all this shit. No, he's a lazy piece of shit who's reading tweets.

[Jordan]

He's reading. He's cold reading tweets.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Thinking it's an Elon Musk thing and then realizing halfway through it's some other guy. Oops. It's the guy who started Palantir. You going to do, I guess try harder.

[Jordan]

Hey, Palantir. Pal and smear. Who cares, Right? Yeah.

[Dan]

How the times have changed.

[Jordan]

Yeah. Right.

[Dan]

So Alex rants a little bit about how great Elon Musk is, because he's great. Well, Alex is on air, so he has to do some of that.

[Alex Jones]

And the city of Austin, Chicago, Louisiana. Denver, these are the key enemy bases. And now to have a titan, a big tech leader must directly flame throwing each rat hole. Going after globalists in the eu, going after globalists in Latin America, going after globalists in Africa, going after globalists the Middle east and Asia and Europe and Eastern Europe. Flame throwing the commie mayor of LA flame throwing the commie mayor of Chicago flame throwing the evil fake Republican governor of Illinois dominating Patrick Bateman 2.0 in California. And now you see the results. The mind virus coming at your children saying men are really women, women are really men. Women is the pronouns the cult making you accept California passing a law two years ago. They'll put you in jail if you misgender someone. Pete Booty Juice last night had he him on his X account. Zoom in on that. He removed it last night. This is the guy that famously would park a quarter mile from his offices and get out of an SUV and then ride a bike. What a joke. Now today Pete Booty Juice has removed him. He and they're all doing it.

[Dan]

So I think that what Elon is doing is less flame throwing globalists as much as it is him gutting and attacking anything that can serve as a check or regulation on his ability to accumulate wealth and power. Most of the things that he's done in terms of the government involve agencies that have a direct connection to his businesses, and many of the countries he's taken particular aim at have been ones that have conflicts with how he runs his platforms. For instance, he's really been vocal about his support for AfD, which part of that is just cuz he's a Nazi. But another part is that the German courts and the EU commission in general have been pretty clear that they view the way Twitter is run as being in violation of the Digital Service act on many counts. Germany has pretty tight rules on hate speech and holocaust denial type stuff, which Musk is obligated to follow if he wants Twitter to be accessible in Germany, those rules stop being a hassle for him if extreme right wing parties get into power and they don't care to enforce these things. Many of his actions have this dynamic to them where there's a really dangerous, hateful side to them and also a very reasoned, cynical financial side. And Alex is weirdly pretending that both of those things don't exist.

[Jordan]

So weird.

[Dan]

California has no law where you'll go to jail for misgendering someone. The state has protections in place for workers where it's against the law to intentionally misgender someone in the workplace. It's a form of harassment like any other kind of harassment that just isn't appropriate at work. Alex is pretending that the law says you'll go to jail if you misgender someone because he strongly opposes regulations meant to protect workers. He likes the boss because he is the boss and he thinks the boss should be Able to do whatever he wants. The way Alex is using a middle school level gay bashing against Pete Buttigieg certainly makes me feel more comfortable that Alex is totally cool and doesn't hate gay people. But I'm more interested in the fake bike riding thing. Alex hates these photo ops, these ideas, like you get driven over there and then you get out and get on a bike. He can't stand the idea of like, I don't know, let's say someone putting a piece of duct tape on their own mouth that says silenced so they could pose for a photo with their lawyer outside of a courthouse.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

That level of fakeness and opportunism would just piss Alex off. Person would be a joke.

[Jordan]

Yeah, it's. It's pretty bullshit to do that.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Pretty embarrassing to be somebody like that.

[Alex Jones]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

And I mean, with news like this, you know, Alex is just. He's too serious. Like, think about this, right? This reminds me in terms of importance. I remember Reagan saying, you know, like, Mr. Gorbachev, take down your pronouns. And the world changed.

[Dan]

It did.

[Jordan]

So it feels like we're just reliving that all over again. It's. It's a momentous occasion.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

They're going to be playing this on what happened in the 2000 and twenties reels in 2070.

[Dan]

Do you remember the day that Libs of TikTok tweeted about Pete Buttigieg removing the pronouns from his bio? Oh, my God. Fuck. Is this going to be on the test?

[Jordan]

Ken Burns.

[Dan]

What a history class.

[Jordan]

Whatever future Ken Burns documentary on Twitter is, that's like 30 hours long is going to be one of the most annoying things that's ever been created.

[Alex Jones]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So second most annoying thing that's ever been created is Alex Jones's Twitter recap show, which he continues by discussing a meme Elon posted.

[Alex Jones]

Great. They tried to make us conform. It backfired. No more. Rachel Levine. The admirals and main mission is your children's genitals being removed. Rachel Levine. Out, out, out. These people, they're all over the Internet. Oh, we're coming in the bathroom to talk to your children. What's wrong with that? You don't like it literally says that Elon Musk put out this great meme the other day. Number of genders from 4004 before Christ to 2020 AD was two male and female in the animal kingdom as well. But from 2021 AD to 2024 AD, 73 genders. And now in the year 2025 present, it's back to two. Now, where do we see this before? Many times. But the Jacobins of the Illuminati, the real Illuminati in the history books, French Revolution, not to empower people, to enslave. Wanted a 9 day week. No families. Wanted to turn the average human into an animal. Want to destroy language and culture. They created communism. It's mainline history books that you see where communism has its roots. The Jacobins, the French Revolution. Who were worshipers of Lucifer? Who Does Saul Linsky say he followed Lucifer? Look it up. Dedicated his book Rules for Radicals to it. So when you see Zuckerberg apologizing and saying he's not with a globalist, I said, I want to see you stop the censorship. And I want to see, you know, what else you do. Well, he said, no more dei, no more men and women's bathrooms here. No more tampons and men's bathrooms.

[Dan]

I think Alex got lost in his thoughts about the Jacobins here. Yeah, it seems like he was gonna say that the Jacobins and the Illuminati tried to bring in a bunch of genders and then kind of realized that that would invalidate the premise of Elon Musk's meme, because there should be a spike in the late 1700s along with the 2021-2024 one. Elon's memes are not to be corrected. So Alex just got lost in saying other things about the Illuminati that didn't connect to the main point he seemed to be trying to make. And I think that this is a really good illustration of Alex's conversational pattern. He starts with one thing, in this case, his feelings of vindication about transphobia becoming more mainstream within the power elites. In order to cover that subject, he finds a source to work from, almost always something someone posted on Twitter, often tracing back to Elon to expand on the incredibly trivial source he's working with, Alex will try to connect that thing to something else from his world of mythology, in this case the Jacobins and the Illuminati. He'll wander down that road a little bit and say some of the words he's memorized to say about these things and try to make it connect. This will often fail because the connection between his trivial source and his expanded mythology isn't really there. Instead of owning up to the fact that his thought went nowhere and he made a connection between two unrelated things, Alex needs to keep the plate spinning. So he jumps to another subject that connects to the initial thing that he was talking about. In this case, transphobia. We can call Alex's jump off point A, his call, his connection. B. And the thing that about Zuckerberg there at the end, we'll call that C. A connects with C. But it's not very interesting. The right wing hates and is uncomfortable about trans people existing. And Mark Zuckerberg is feeling less pressure to accommodate trans employees because the right wing is in power and they won't enforce these worker protections on him anymore. That's not interesting. So Alex needs B to season things up into a story that can keep the audience's attention. A doesn't connect with B and B doesn't connect with C. But because A connects with C and because Alex just keeps talking, he's able to make it look like this all makes sense to just a passive observer. A and C are what are real. His hatred of trans people and his desire to let companies discriminate against their employees. B is really just there for branding purposes. And when you look at Elon's meme, really what it's illustrating is not number of genders, it's illustrating right wing hysteria.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Those four years, they use this as the cornerstone of their. Their panic and their cultural hysterics.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

That's what that graph would be showing. Not any connection to reality about number of genders people understand or whatever.

[Jordan]

Yeah, boy. People really. You know, like, if you've ever. If you've ever been called into your boss's office and then had them show you a Far side cartoon. Not like, you just called me, I just got called into the boss's office. Where you're like, what's going to happen? And they're just like, have you seen this? That makes you really angry. Right. That's how I feel about Elon Musk just tweeting a stupid fucking meme.

[Alex Jones]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And, you know, there's another element of it, too, that is I've called you into my office to tell you about Alex talking about Elon. Talking about me.

[Jordan]

Sure. There's that.

[Dan]

Which is also infuriating.

[Jordan]

There's that. That's there. Yeah, that's definitely. It's possible that that exists.

[Dan]

Whose time is not being wasted.

[Jordan]

I mean, I didn't know of the meme up until this point.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

So now that I have that information, I can move forward and it does not feel like it improves my life in any way. Like, if I was Marie Kondo, that meme would be gone for my birthday. No, out gone.

[Dan]

Well, I felt like the only way that I could make it into anything worthwhile is trying to Use this to explain the way that Alex uses that that be.

[Jordan]

No, I understand, I understand.

[Dan]

And I think if you look at a lot of his storylines and the way he talks, you'll see that pop out quite a bit.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

Like thought one and three are connected and then the middle one is just to make it interesting and it's not really connected at all. And I think if you were forced to like accept all the times that his thoughts went nowhere.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

I think people would be like, man, you have a lot of bad thoughts.

[Jordan]

Really just letting him go too. Just really spewing them out.

[Dan]

Cool, man. All right, so it's all Twitter.

[Jordan]

It's all Twitter.

[Dan]

It's all fucking Twitter.

[Jordan]

It's all Twitter.

[Alex Jones]

But I didn't know this video existed. Just one thing to have the federal filings that they already had it made on the shelf and was man made. So they own the patents on it and it would own the patents on the supposed vaccine to respond to it. And now that's all come out even in Congress. But look at this video. At the World Economic Forum. The globalists knew, they planned it in advance. CEO of Moderna admits We made the vaccine 2019 because we knew the pandemic was coming. Let that sink in. They knew they had the exact vaccine for COVID 19. They were behind it and they will be behind the next one. Klaus Schwab the WF are a serious danger to all of humanity. This isn't theory, it's coordinated agenda. What are they planning next? Now that's Jim Ferguson.

[Dan]

Alex isn't reporting on the CEO of a Moderna or anything. He said at the World Economic Forum, he's covering a tweet. Some guy named Jim Ferguson tweeted this and Alex is covering that tweet. He's not covering the video, he's not covering the vaccine coverage or anything. He's covering a tweet. That is what he's doing. That's the level of work he's capable of at this point. And it is uninspiring.

[Jordan]

It's not great.

[Dan]

No. He's reading cold reading tweets.

[Jordan]

He's reading the tweet. Covering is a very generous way of describing what he's doing with that tweet.

[Dan]

Sure.

[Jordan]

Covering is an interesting. Like he's not got a bunch of different angles on it. Just kind of just say he's repeating something, reading it. It's a. It's like a book report, you know? Yeah. Well, report is also doing a lot of work there.

[Dan]

If I'm. If I'M a person who's interested in uncovering truth.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

Then I see a tweet from this Jim Ferguson character. Right. And I'm like, oh, my God. This is a person saying that they had foreknowledge of the COVID pandemic and made a vaccine in advance.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I'm going to go ahead and watch this whole interview. I'm going to watch where this came from. And if I'm Alex Jones and I'm convinced that this is good evidence, I'm going to play that whole conversation.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

I'm going to discuss it. We're going to do like an actual bit of coverage about the source material.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

I'm not going to read this guy's tweet and then maybe click on it and play the little bit. Little bit that's on Twitter.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

That's pathetic.

[Jordan]

Probably not going to be enough.

[Dan]

That's indicative of not caring about what's beneath the surface. And all you care about is Twitter engagement.

[Jordan]

Yeah, it does kind of. You know, that whole like, stop drilling, you've hit oil thing, Boy, you. You shouldn't. You shouldn't take it that hard. That's some whiplash of not drilling. Drill a little bit deeper.

[Dan]

Don't.

[Jordan]

A little bit.

[Dan]

Don't sell a sold car. Don't raffle a raffled car.

[Jordan]

Jesus Christ.

[Dan]

So Alex does end up playing the clip, of course, that's in this guy's Twitter. And we'll talk about that here in a second.

[Alex Jones]

This is really important. But first, here's the clip of the CEO of Moderna, who again, the Pentagon went to them with Gates, created this company just for this. They've been given the bird flu contracts before Biden left. I mean, this is their little front group. Here it is.

[Jordan]

And I'm going to go with the. Stefan, Ben. So let's talk about vaccine development, because we've heard how it happened, obviously, with COVID 19 starting from 2022, and how extraordinary the process was also in terms of the speed. How is development, adoption and scaling of vaccine going on when it comes for.

[Dan]

Different variants and sub variants?

[Jordan]

Because this is one of the big.

[Dan]

Concerns as we, as we're all here.

[Jordan]

Now and we're discussing. We understand the context and this is a great deal.

[Dan]

Sure. Good morning and thank you for having me on the panel. So the great news versus 2020. Where we are today is we have manufacturing capacity. As Seth knows, when the pandemic happened, Moderna had made $100,000 in 2019 for the whole year. And I Remember walking after Diverse into the office of my other manufacturing and I say, how we make a billion dollars next year. And you look at me a bit funny, say what? Say I want to make a billion dollars next year, there's gonna be a pandemic.

[Alex Jones]

And Fauci said, don't worry, trouble be hit by a new pandemic out of China. Respiratory, boy, they don't even hide it. Love to brag like we're all stupid. All right, Dr. Kirk Elliott joins us for the balance of the hour.

[Dan]

That's Alex's Gold sponsor, so fuck him.

[Jordan]

Yep.

[Dan]

So this is a clip from 2023, and it doesn't reveal that Moderna had advanced knowledge of a pandemic. If you go into that clip with that interpretation, it's easy to see how you can make what the guy says fit that mold. But if you challenge the context and ask follow up questions, that interpretation is pretty hard to support. Which is why all Alex is covering is the little clip that's put on Twitter in order to misinform.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So this guy is talking about manufacturing capacity and the ability to adjust to new situations. In 2019, Moderna made 100,000 doses of all across the board medications, not just Covid vaccines. In 2020, this guy saw what was happening in the world and asked if it was possible for them to make a billion doses. If you listen to the clip in context of the conversation that's happening, you even hear him reference Seth.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

And that clip, the person who just spoke is this guy, Seth Berkeley, who was pointing out that in 2020, when the world Economic Forum met, there were people who didn't think Covid was going to become a worldwide pandemic. Seth points out that the Moderna CEO is one of the people who were concerned that this was going to become a pandemic and that he was especially concerned with the ability to provide solutions to less developed countries. So they're talking about these decisions and these ideas that he had in 2020. It's not suspicious in the larger context.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

But it is if you just present this little tiny piece.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

Which is why that's all Alex is doing.

[Jordan]

It's any. It's any business owner being like, hey, we sold all of our hamburgers. Can we make more hamburgers? How do we make more hamburgers? Because we will also sell those hamburgers.

[Dan]

But also, you only know how many doses of like all your shit you had in 2019 into 2020. He's talking about being in 2020 and seeing the writing on the wall. And being like, this looks like this could be a friend. Can we boost manufacturing? It's kind of like we sold all the hamburgers, and I see a great increase in need for hamburgers. Looking like it's coming, possibly coming.

[Jordan]

Probably going to happen.

[Dan]

So I just. I think this show is Twitter.

[Jordan]

It is very Twittery.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

It depresses me.

[Alex Jones]

Yeah.

[Dan]

There's so much going on. There's so much that is just not even being touched, not even being addressed at all on Alex's show.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And we have just Twitter after Twitter. You have Elon Musk posted a meme. Pete Buttigieg took his pronouns out of his bio. All this shit is just. It's meaningless.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

His show is almost meaningless.

[Jordan]

It is. It is like the entirety of Twitter has turned into what QAnon used to be.

[Dan]

Mm. And the government throw them in there.

[Jordan]

Sure. But I mean. But I mean, like, it is all a fictional game that everyone is building together. Mm. You know, and it's just like, oh, I just saw this clip. I didn't hear it right. I'll cut it, edit it, tweet out something, and then five minutes later, some guy halfway across the world is like, ah, that's it. Yeah. That's the whole thing.

[Dan]

And there's all kinds of sort of malign, corrupt in, like, just sort of reinforcements.

[Jordan]

Yep.

[Dan]

For, like, you can make money if your tweets go viral enough. And, you know, like, it's a. It's a disgusting economy.

[Jordan]

And the sales pitch is always the same. We're just one hammer strike away from Dracula's heart. One more. It's so close. All you got to do is just get us over the line with all of the money that you have left anymore. No. Well, then we can't do it.

[Dan]

Yeah. It's. It's. I don't know. I. I know that he's full of shit. He's always full of shit.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And at other times in history, he's been full of shit. But it just feels like there's even more vapidness in. In this. In this stretch after Trump won.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

After he didn't get killed before the inauguration. Alex, it just feels kind of like a limp noodle. Like, it just.

[Jordan]

I mean, you know, what's fun about it is, to a certain extent, like, their. Their narratives that they were pitching all the way up until the inauguration kind of rely on it not being just a regular, old, peaceful transition of power where we just go, okay, well, we'll see you in a couple of years.

[Dan]

Right?

[Jordan]

Vote for the house. You know, it's got to be like, this is the moment where the left finally strikes right.

[Dan]

Everyone shows their horns.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

They reveal their demonic form that was hidden all along.

[Jordan]

Yep.

[Dan]

And nope.

[Jordan]

But. And to, like, go from that to, like, oh, here's Bernie Sanders in a confirmation hearing. Yeah, I get it.

[Dan]

But, like, yeah, I think what you're saying also has a lot of salience for, like, Alex. He's. He's yelled about the devil all this time, and then like, oh, yeah, RFK got the votes to be confirmed. Tulsi Gabbard got the votes.

[Jordan]

Easy.

[Dan]

Keshe Patel is the head of the FBI.

[Jordan]

Where was the devil?

[Dan]

The devil could have stopped any of that shit.

[Jordan]

It feels like the devil either used to have a lot more power or, conversely, is the one doing this. Yeah.

[Dan]

It doesn't. It's really hard to get a credible feeling of, like, you're under attack when all of this has gone so fucking easy.

[Jordan]

Yeah. But, oh, well, the enemy's in the bushes. I mean, clearly. Guess we'll see you tomorrow. It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. I mean, they're in the bushes, but apparently they can't get out. Are they trapped?

[Dan]

The devil has not captured bush trimming technology yet.

[Jordan]

What you gonna do?

[Dan]

Who knows?

[Jordan]

Just trapped.

[Dan]

So we'll see you next time. See, See where Alex is going. I really need some inspiration from him.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I need something to really kick things into high gear.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And it can't be a tweet.

[Jordan]

I want. I think we need a real life heist. I think we need somebody to try and steal all the gold from Fort Knox. And then we'll have some serious.

[Dan]

That would be good.

[Jordan]

We'll have some. We'll have some content. That. Some news.

[Dan]

That would be good. I'm looking forward to the Super Bowl. That's still coming.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

You know, I have that as, like, almost just, like, the only.

[Jordan]

I'm looking forward to just reliving that. That whole halftime show all over again.

[Dan]

Especially through a dipshit's eyes.

[Jordan]

I didn't get to hear any dipshit tell me about how racist Kendrick was.

[Dan]

Yeah, you'll get to hear that in plenty of it, I'm sure. But until we're back, we have a website.

[Jordan]

Indeed we do. It's knowledgefight.com.

[Dan]

Yep. We'll be back. But until then, I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark. I am the mysterious Professor Woo.

[Alex Jones]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Woo.

[Alex Jones]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Woo.

[Jordan]

And now here comes the sex robots.

[Alex Jones]

Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.

[Jordan]

Hello, Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.

[Alex Jones]

I love you.