#1080: September 25, 2025

Summary

Knowledge Fight #1080: September 25, 2025

Release date: September 29, 2025
Hosts: Dan & Jordan
Main Focus: Alex Jones’ “Hitler Mustache” Stunt

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Dan and Jordan do a deep-dive examination of Alex Jones’s recent bizarre on-air behavior—specifically, his decision to appear with a Hitler mustache and the subsequent publicity stunt videos, culminating in a failed attempt at satire and self-promotion. The episode analyzes Jones’s motivations, the implications of the stunt on his audience and brand, plus the broader context of his declining relevance and growing desperation following Infowars drama and personnel departures.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Alex Jones’s “Hitler Mustache” Stunt: Motivation and Execution

• What Happened: Alex Jones appeared on his show and in several social media videos wearing a Hitler mustache, claiming it was an act of satire and a “social experiment” to highlight society’s tendency to judge on appearances.

  • Jordan: "This is the most junior high ass edgelord shit imaginable and Alex should be ashamed of his lack of creativity." [06:27]

• Intended Goals: To “shock the world” and generate outrage, thereby attracting attention and sparking online controversy—which Dan and Jordan note failed miserably.

  • Dan: "People who don't like him are going to think that it's overdue and it looks bad...the people who are into Hitler are going to think that he's a poser and he's trying too hard." [07:08]

• Satirical Elements: Jones posted a video performing as “resurrected Hitler” in 2025, proud that his ideas are being implemented and tongue-in-cheek endorsing U.S. Democrats and global leaders as modern fascists.

2. Critical Analysis of the Stunt

• Satire Failure: The hosts dissect why the “satire” fails—Jones’s lack of comedic talent, absence of any coherent point, and the inability to provoke reactions outside basic embarrassment or confusion.

  • Dan: "It’s underdeveloped, it’s uninspired. It’s not good. Dead on the vine." [22:35]
  • Jordan: "Spectacles like this are supposed to be confrontational in a way that plays into the agitator's advantage...the problem with Alex's Hitler mustache is that there isn't much to it, and it doesn't really have any possible conversations that grow out of it." [07:58]

• Audience Reaction: Dan and Jordan predict Alex’s core (mostly older, right-wing) audience will be confused or even alienated, while genuine Nazis will see it as try-hard and non-Nazi viewers just see further proof of Alex’s slide into irrelevance.

• Distracting from Real Issues: The mustache stunt happened amid fallout from Alex’s promotion of false hope to in-group followers that some Sandy Hook lawsuits would be overturned, and rising competitive pressure from ex-coworker Owen Shroyer and Nick Fuentes in the Nazi-adjacent grifter space.

3. Behind the Scenes: Accidental Origins and Family Involvement

• Jones later reveals the mustache was the result of a shaving accident, with his workout buddy Shawn Johnson encouraging him to keep it as a joke—prompting skepticism from the hosts about whether this was the real motivation or just cover for a desperate need for attention.

  • Alex (in the behind-the-scenes video): "I had a malfunction on my beard...I left the mustache. He took a picture of that. And I said, should I keep it? And Sean's like, no, you look like a...but what you ought to do is a joke." [38:27]

• Exploiting Family for Product Placement: The stunt extended to Alex filming a supplement commercial at his son’s birthday dinner, involving his uncomfortable parents and children, prompting a discussion about Jones’s lack of boundaries and possible narcissism.

  • Dan: "Alex’s dad is barely lifting his eyes to look at Alex. It feels like there’s contempt." [36:14]

4. Social Experiment Justification and Ranting

• Jones rationalizes the mustache as a “social experiment” about judging people by appearances and equates being a modern white man with being painted as “Hitler” by the left.

  • Alex: "To be a white man in the West now is to be Hitler. Even if you don’t support the ideas of Hitler, that’s what the left does." [53:16]

• Dan and Jordan point out this exposes Alex’s persecution complex and underlying white grievance politics. They also note the incongruity of presenting this argument while dressed as a comical version of history’s most notorious fascist.

  • Dan: "It’s a really scary development where Alex is blending the feelings of white persecution that drives so much of his content and Hitler. He’s putting on Hitler’s face and presenting himself to the audience..." [54:21]

5. Descending into “White Genocide” and Master Race Rambles

• The episode covers how quickly Alex slips from failed satire to genuine, unfiltered white supremacist talking points, openly discussing "the West" as a master race and diminishing atrocities.

  • Alex: "But you have to then actually ask who has produced the most stuff. Who has produced the most literature...well, you can’t argue that the West in every way has been superior." [95:48]

• The hosts satirically compare this to a racist relative getting drunk at Thanksgiving, pointing out how the mustache seems to enable Alex to say things he would otherwise at least halfheartedly try to code.

6. "Satire" Falls Apart: The Show Itself

• Jones hosts his main program still with the mustache, quickly providing excuses and spinning narratives about why “the left” is to blame for his predicament.
• The hosts note how soon he shaves it off, indicating even he saw it was a misfire, likely after being told by his network’s more credible guests (e.g., Roger Stone) that they wouldn’t go on with him looking like that.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Dan, on the stunt's creativity:
  "[Alex] should be ashamed of his lack of creativity. The goal is to shock people...The only people he stands to shock with this are his actual paying audience—the people who don't want to think that they're Nazis supporting a dictator." [06:27]

• Jordan, on satire and character work:
  "Whenever I do character work, I start with, what's the character gonna do? If I'm Hitler in 2025, I'm coming back, and, well, all these people have to go, right? So now how do I escalate from there? That's where humor comes from." [22:36]

• On Alex’s attempt at being transgressive:
  Dan: "I think Steve-O had a tough time surprising people after he stapled his balls to his leg. And so I think that he's—Alex suffers from the same kind of thing. Like, what are you gonna do to shock anybody anymore? You're a piece of shit." [24:11]

• Alex, describing the supposed outcome of his mustache:
  "Being a white guy that has German features, classical German features and with a Hitler mustache and it was very interesting. I could tell you it had a wild effect on women. I thought they were about to start throwing their panties at me." [67:01]

• Dan, summing up the pathos of it all:
  "It lays flat—a lifeless mustache on his left lip. And instead of embodying some kind of satirical character that's making a comment about Hitler, Alex is just himself but with a Hitler mustache." [80:54]

• Jordan, on the failed nature of the bid for attention:
  "Nobody outside of Alex has thought about it this hard. And all we've really come to is a recognition of a failure of a human being." [68:42]

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Important Segment Timestamps

• 00:59–04:41
  Dan and Jordan’s banter; “bright spots”; context for the episode and Alex’s mustache stunt.
• 06:23–08:48
  Dan explains the calculated nature, motivations, and likely catastrophic PR outcome of Alex’s Hitler mustache stunt.
• 08:49–14:43
  Play-by-play and analysis of the bizarre “resurrected Hitler” video and its failed satirical framing.
• 20:56–24:11
  Hosts’ comedic riffs on better ways Jones could have employed the mustache if his intention had been creative, not desperate.
• 29:33–30:02
  Hitler video’s conclusion: plugs for Alex’s show and products—satirical intent further muddled.
• 36:14–37:53
  Dan and Jordan react to the uncomfortable family dinner commercial, illustrating Alex’s disregard for boundaries.
• 38:27–43:25
  Behind-the-scenes with Shawn Johnson, covering up the embarrassment and "accidental" origins.
• 53:16–54:21
  Alex’s “social experiment” justification: connects Hitler mustache to grievances about white men being persecuted.
• 95:48–96:03
  Alex goes full white supremacy, openly claiming "the West in every way has been superior."
• 97:31–98:13
  Alex wraps up the mustache discussion and pivots to outlandish misinformation—a sign he’s fleeing from his own failed experiment.

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Takeaways & Tone

• Tone: Humorous, exasperated, and deeply critical, with the hosts alternating between sharp comedy and serious concern over the dangerous normalization of white supremacist rhetoric.

• Intended Satire Fails: The stunt is thoroughly denounced by the hosts as risible, desperate, and ultimately revealing of Jones's actual beliefs and insecurities.

• Self-Destructive Spiral: The episode frames the Hitler mustache saga as symptomatic of Jones’s decline and irrelevance, especially in the wake of Infowars’ fracturing and the rise of competitors in the far-right grift space.

• Dangerous Trends: Jordan and Dan emphasize that, beneath the clownish antics, the normalization of this rhetoric in the right-wing infoverse has genuinely unsettling implications, particularly as it no longer even produces a reaction, let alone shock.

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In Summary

This episode is a thorough and pointed breakdown of what happens when a spent provocateur, running out of tricks and facing isolation from his peers and the culture at large, turns to the most basic shock tactic—then forgets to craft a reason for anyone to care. The hosts see through every layer of rationalization, noting both the real-world white grievance politics lying beneath the shtick and the tragicomic spectacle of a man whose only comfort zone is grievance and reaction. Alex’s latest cry for attention leaves him looking not dangerous, but simply exhausted and embarrassing.

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TL;DR:
Jones grew a Hitler mustache on-air in a failed publicity stunt, explaining it as a “social experiment.” His excuse was eventually revealed as a shaving accident spun for attention. The hosts analyze his motivations, the flop of the satire, and what this sad episode signifies for both Jones’s trajectory and the state of right-wing media. Beneath the clowning is a dangerous normalizing of white supremacist victimhood, exposed all the more because the shock no longer works—and no one, including Alex, really knows what happens next.

Transcript

[Jordan]

Red alert.

[Alex]

Red alert.

[Jordan]

Red alert.

[Dan]

Red alert.

[Jordan]

Red alert. Red alert. Red alert.

[Alex]

Red alert. Red alert. Knowledge Fight. Dan and Jordan. I am sweating. Knowledgebody.com. it's time to pray. I have great respect for Knowledge Fight. Knowledge Fight. I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. Knowledge Fight.

[Jordan]

Dan and Jordan.

[Alex]

Knowledge Fight. Need. Need money. Andy in Kansas. Andy. Andy, stop it. Andy in Kansas. Andy in Kansas. It's time to pray. Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.

[Jordan]

Hello, Alex.

[Dan]

I'm a fish color.

[Alex]

I'm a huge fan. I love your word.

[Jordan]

Knowledge Fight.

[Alex]

Knowledge fight dot com. I love you.

[Dan]

Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan.

[Jordan]

I'm Jordan.

[Dan]

We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

[Jordan]

Oh, indeed we are.

[Dan]

Dan, Jordan.

[Jordan]

Dan, Jordan, Quick question for you. What's your bright spot today, buddy?

[Dan]

My bright spot today is them feeling back to life.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I'm feeling up to talking into a microphone. It was a rough, rough patch. Sorry to leave everyone hanging on Friday, but. Yeah. Could not really speak.

[Jordan]

Yeah. Sickness is unfortunate. There's nothing you can do about it.

[Dan]

I already have a real fear about how my voice is going to Carrie for this episode. So I'm gonna do my best.

[Jordan]

It's a good thing we talked for a good hour and 15 minutes before this.

[Dan]

Yeah. Breaking down all the ins and outs of television and Fantastic Four. You watch the Fantastic Four? Jordan didn't like it. I'm a snitch.

[Jordan]

Don't go. Ah.

[Dan]

No, but I just. I always have this feeling whenever I get sick, which is not very often, but it's just so crazy to feel the absence of the sick.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Once it's. Once you start feeling better.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Oh, God. Because when. When you feel sick and you feel down, it's like it's never going to stop. This is just how it is now.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And then that whatever that is goes away and. Oh, God, such a relief.

[Jordan]

It's wild how it is. Kind of wild how we take it for granted because it happens for everybody. But, like, you just get better. That's crazy.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

You can. You can be sick and then suddenly you're not sick just because your body does it.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

That's not.

[Dan]

These little things in your blood are, like, figuring that doesn't have to happen. They're solving puzzles and.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

Getting better at it.

[Jordan]

What are these midi chlorian ass things up to in There.

[Dan]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[Jordan]

Yeah. It's nuts.

[Dan]

What's your bright spot?

[Jordan]

My bright spot is this is. This is the taint that I'm in right now between Hades 2 being released. Fucking great.

[Dan]

Sure.

[Jordan]

But then, in a few days, the remaster of Final Fantasy Tactics is coming out. And that is my. That's. That's what's happening. Yeah, that is what is happening. Because that shit is. That's it. That's the game, man.

[Dan]

But I think that's actually a perfect situation for you, because I think that you can immediately jump to Final Fantasy and then Hades will be there for you when you need it. Yeah, like, Hades is a warm little blanket for you whenever you need it.

[Jordan]

Ironically, in essence. Right. If you think about the battles in Final Fantasy Tactics, a big. A good battle could take you, you know, like 10 minutes. As you negotiate things, move around the place, that kind of thing. That's a long time. Switch over to Hades. One run takes you about 20 minutes, 25 minutes. Done. Switch back over to Final Fantasy Tactics. This is how I live now.

[Dan]

Sure. You could be just alternating.

[Jordan]

I will never be bored again, you'll.

[Dan]

Never get tired of either, and you will live forever.

[Jordan]

That's probably what's going to happen.

[Dan]

I'm excited for you. I have not yet tried the Hades two, although I am. I'm. I'm itching. Yeah, I'm excited for it. I'm sure it's great.

[Jordan]

The time will come.

[Dan]

Who's.

[Jordan]

Who are your guys as far as boons?

[Dan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jordan]

Oh, we got it turned. I just got Hera because you. You go down, but then all of a sudden they're like, it's Hades, too. Have you tried going up? So then you're going up, and then when you're going up, Hera shows up. She's got the goods. She's got the stuff that makes everybody explode.

[Dan]

Okay, that's good.

[Jordan]

Yep.

[Dan]

Goddess of wisdom. Owls and bombs.

[Jordan]

Now, that was Athena, right?

[Dan]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jordan]

Hera is the mother of the gods.

[Dan]

She likes owls. Too long.

[Jordan]

Everyone likes put up philandering Zeus, if I recall.

[Dan]

That's correct.

[Jordan]

Yes.

[Dan]

So, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over, and we are going to be talking about something that unfortunately happened with Alex while I was sick. And nobody's happy about this.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

But we'll talk about it in a second. But first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks.

[Jordan]

Ooh, that's a great idea.

[Dan]

So, first, love you and miss you, John B. From Shawna the girl who used to be a Pizza Hut. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk.

[Alex]

I'm a policy wonk.

[Jordan]

Thank you very much.

[Dan]

Thank you. And help. I got so mad at AI. The muses possessed. I got so mad at AI. The muses Possessed my mind. And now I've written 140,000 words and might be trying to get published. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk.

[Alex]

I'm a policy wonk.

[Jordan]

Thank you very much.

[Dan]

Thank you.

[Jordan]

The first good thing to happen because of AI.

[Dan]

Yeah. And we got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan. So thank you so much. To burn it all down, Owen. Burn it all to the ground. Thank you so much. You're an Iot technocrat.

[Alex]

I'm a policy wonk. Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. Someone. Someone. Sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. Daddy Sharp. Bom bom bom. Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. He's a loser. Little, little titty baby. I don't want to hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ.

[Dan]

Thank you so much.

[Jordan]

Thank you very much.

[Dan]

So there's no real good way to beat around the bush on this one. Last Thursday, Alex decided to shock the world by doing his show with a Hitler mustache. And what may go down in history is the saddest and least impactful publicity stunts of all time. Obviously, the goal is to piss off normal people to the point where they'll write articles about Alex's Hitler mustache, which will probably and hopefully set off a chain reaction of other people online defending Alex's Hitler mustache. And if Alex is lucky, it turns into just an online avalanche of attention that people are arguing about. Is it okay to do this?

[Jordan]

And then you get money.

[Dan]

He can be the new Carpe Dankdom.

[Jordan]

Absolutely.

[Dan]

Before we discuss any of the actual content that Alex did, I just want to say that this is the most junior high ass edgelord shit imaginable and Alex should be ashamed of his lack of creativity. The goal is to shock people. And he's unable to read the room well enough to know that him rocking a Hitler mustache isn't going to shock anyone. People who don't like him are going to think that it's overdue and it looks bad on his head. And the people who are into Hitler are going to think that he's a poser and he's trying too hard. The only people he stands to shock with this are his actual paying audience. The people who don't want to think that they're Nazis supporting a dictator. Spectacles like this are supposed to be confrontational in a way that plays into the agitator's advantage. For example, someone desecrating an American flag is hoping to create an offended reaction in a viewer who thinks that you need to respect the flag. Then the desecrator can argue that the flag stands for the freedom to desecrate the flag itself. So the act of desecration is actually the ultimate form of respect that you can have for it. Ideally, the offensive act leads to a shocked reaction, which then creates a conversation that builds a bridge between two seemingly distant positions that are actually much closer than they appear. The problem with Alex's Hitler mustache is that there isn't much to it, and it doesn't really have any possible conversations that grow out of it. And most the outcomes seem negative for Alex. Consider this through the prism of that flag desecrator. In that model, Alex would be wearing a Hitler mustache in order to make a point, which we later learn is that his enemies are like Hitler. His goal is to wear the mustache so he can demonstrate how unlike Hitler he is. Sure. The problem is that almost no one's shocked by him doing something like this. The only people who probably have a strong reaction are his fans who don't like Hitler. And for them, the shock of seeing Alex with his mustache is going to cause the opposite reaction to what he wants. The shock isn't going to highlight how much Alex's enemies are like Hitler. It's going to highlight how doesn't feel that weird to see Alex in that light. Sure looks kind of comfortable there.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

I really would have advised him against this one, which is why I think it's great that he did it. It's a horrible move. It doesn't play well to the traditional audience that he profits off of, and it looks embarrassing to the avant garde Nazis that he's been trying to appeal to lately. I have a theory about why all this is happening. So in order to discuss that, I want to go through things in a little bit of a semi linear fashion.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

And we'll start off with the artistic piece that Alex released on Twitter on Thursday where he takes on the character of Adolf Hitler, resurrected in 2025.

[Jordan]

Okay. So not only did he do the mustache, now he is going to. Oh, okay. All right. So he's gonna Charlie Chaplin for us. That's what's happening.

[Dan]

And complain about how Charlie Chaplin gets away with it. But why can't I?

[Jordan]

Oh, my God. Here's the thing. Right. Michael Jordan did it. And what he did was he stole it from Hitler and made us all realize that it just looks stupid now. It's no longer a symbol, it's just what makes you look stupid. If you're Michael Jordan.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, but it is still a symbol, quite. Especially with right wing propagandist type like someone like Alex.

[Jordan]

It's a symbol, I suppose, but it still looks dumb on you.

[Dan]

Yes, it does. That is definitely true.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So Alex, he's posting his Twitter video. It's him sitting in his very luxurious living room with his cat. Who the government tried to take away from.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Alex]

A lot of people say I'm the villain. In fact, they say I'm the most evil man in the world.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Alex]

But I don't feel evil. And animals like me.

[Dan]

Zika.

[Jordan]

And I.

[Alex]

Gotta say, being resurrected here in the early part of this 21st century and to see the world that we're in today.

[Jordan]

Nearly 25 suspects, at least three armed with guns, stormed Heller jewelers at city center, Bishop Ranch. Come on, England. The horrors that they're going to rain on our communities.

[Alex]

Really gives me heart. I see my ideas, my methods being implemented in China by the EU and all across really the world. You know, it was my idea to create the European Union.

[Dan]

So I think it's important that we track the character Alex is portraying and wants what the character itself wants. Because this character isn't just doing a monologue for no reason. He is Hitler himself, resurrected in the year 2025. And as we start this video off, we see him reflective and fairly pleased that so many of his ideas are being used by world leaders today. Apparently he's excited about the EU since that's the idea that he decides to begin with. Small point on that. As Alex, as Hitler, as the guise of Hitler is making that claim, the video flashes up a headline to back up this point from the Express that says, quote, the EU was Hitler's idea and proves that Germany won the Second World War. Claims a new book. Okay, you have to freeze frame it or read really quickly to catch it all, but there's also a sub headline that says, quote, the fascist EU was inspired and designed by Nazis and his proof, Hitler won the Second World War, an outrageous new book is claiming. Sure, this headline is for an article that's discussing how historically inaccurate this book is, but because Alex can move quick and he never has to explain anything that headlines a perfect prop that's going to convince passive viewers that there's something behind what he's Saying when there really isn't.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And that's. That's fun.

[Jordan]

So. So, I mean, hey, listen, you can be a bad person and have an idea, like, what if we all just hung out and it's. It makes sense. It's not complicated.

[Dan]

Do you mean that's the kernel of the eu?

[Jordan]

I mean, what else is there? Like, hey, what if we all just get together and then, like, talk it out sometimes?

[Alex]

Right.

[Dan]

I mean, it's not complicated. International coordination and, like, working.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Is a plan.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Now maybe one person's version of it is. I rule the entire thing.

[Jordan]

Very different than what we have now.

[Dan]

Right, right. It would all involve organization.

[Jordan]

Sure. Exactly. Yeah. But, like, at the same time, I swear to you, at the same time that Hitler was like, what about the eu? There was also some asshole in, like, France who was like, yeah, what about the eu? It's just a regular idea to have.

[Dan]

Yeah. So, Alex, as resurrected Hitler goes on, and I guess now he's a time traveler.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

The plot's getting a little bit muddy.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Alex]

Of course, I was in World War I, and due to the incredible science that we developed in Germany in 1944, time teleportation. I now back with you here in the year 2025. And I can tell you, though, I don't really believe in Western values and freedom. I believe in raw force and power and control. And that's why I'm endorsing Governor Gavin Newsom for president in 2028.

[Dan]

Oh, man. So now he's a time traveling Hitler who's decided to come to the US in 2025 so he can endorse Gavin Newsom for the presidential race that's happening in three years, which Newsom hasn't officially entered. I hate to be a stickler for writing, but I feel like Hitler would have a bunch of other things that would be concerning him if he popped up in 2025. I'm sure a Democratic governor is scary, but does Hitler have any thoughts on Trump? Like, does he have any thoughts about the attempt to turn Charlie Kirk into a martyr and a saint for the ultra nationalist cause? Does he have any positions on the Trump administration's weaponization of ICE and how it's a clear tool for building white nationalism? Pumping up Newsom's chances in 2028 is good stuff, and I see why time traveling Hitler would do that, but it seems low on the list of things he'd want to talk about. Like, it's not day one stuff.

[Jordan]

All right, so, okay, so this is 1944. And they. So they invented the time traveling machine in 1944, which suggests that we're talking about a Hitler who is somewhere between 1944 and his death very shortly afterwards. Right?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

I would suggest that from everything that I know in this time period, if we were to time travel Hitler to now, he would be ranting and raving about the stars. So if he has got an opinion on electoral politics, I think we've effectively neutered Hitler. I don't think there is anything to fear. Right.

[Dan]

Especially if it's like this. Governor.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Governor of California is going to run for president in three years and I'm into it.

[Jordan]

You know what? I have an opinion on my hoa. Well then you're not Hitler. You're not Hitler anymore.

[Dan]

You're. You're real small ball Hitler.

[Jordan]

Yeah, exactly.

[Dan]

It's.

[Jordan]

Not going to do it.

[Dan]

Yeah. I think this is stupid. Yep. And I just can't, can't think of what, what would possess a 50 year old man to think this is a good idea?

[Jordan]

I mean, you know what, here's what happens. This is what happens when you don't have Owen, you don't have Owen right there to say this is a good idea. And then you go, you're right, Owen, that's a terrible idea. That's what you need. You need Owen to say this is a good thing so you could make fun of him for it.

[Dan]

You need something and whatever it is, he doesn't have it and it leads to this shit.

[Jordan]

Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to grow a Hitler mustache. I'm going to record a video, right. Where I'm going to be the reborn Hitler. Not reborn, time traveled, but also maybe reborn.

[Dan]

I'm going to say both, right.

[Jordan]

Because it would be weird if I was time traveling right before I died.

[Dan]

Right.

[Jordan]

But also I'm a baby.

[Dan]

Yeah. I'm resurrected as a thick necked Texan right now.

[Jordan]

What could we be doing? Could we be talking about the now? No, no. Hitler was a forward thinker, Dan. That's what Hitler was all about. Thinking about the three year ahead plan. That's why he did so good. Right?

[Dan]

Yeah. Hitler wants to talk to you about the midterms. So Gavin Newsom, like he perfectly executed a Hitlerian plot in the Palisades by setting fire to it.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And Hitler in the form of Alex is very proud of him.

[Jordan]

Okay, okay.

[Alex]

All of you who want to truly be strong need to support a leader like him that could set up the conditions with such Precision to burn down the most valuable real estate in the world and then take control of it in an emergency himself and take the property from the people and announce a plan to build a 15 minute UN city. He did to the Palisades in just a couple days what it took me weeks to do to Warsaw when I bombed them with Stuka dive bombers.

[Dan]

I know that when Alex is playing Hitler, so there should be some expectation that the things he's gonna say are a bit out of line, but this is pretty bad.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Hitler starts with the premise that Newsom burned down the Palisade so he could grab the land and make a 15 minute city, which is so much more efficient than when Hitler had bombed Warsaw. I guess the conclusion you're supposed to make is that Hitler was bombing Warsaw so he could get that valuable real estate under his control and make a more walkable urban center that didn't require so many cars. Is that what Alex is getting at in the real world? What Alex Hitler is referring to as the end point of the Warsaw uprising in 1944, casualties were in the hundreds of thousands and it all ended in the near complete destruction of the city of Warsaw carried out by the Nazis as punishment.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Dan]

If you spend a little time learning about these two events, it's very hard to see them as similar. And the connection Alex slash Hitler is making is a little offensive, but just a bit offensive.

[Jordan]

Okay, here's my pitch. All right? And this can't be a private run enterprise for very obvious reasons. You'll see in just a very short moment. Um, Oppression land. All right? So for everybody's gotta go. We rotate. You spend a week or two in an actual oppressive ass environment. Then after you get out, you're like, wow, look at how not oppressed we are by this shit.

[Dan]

Well, I think your idea is terrible, but it does get to my bright spot of how good it feels to not be sick after you're sick.

[Jordan]

That's what I'm saying. You just got to remind people what actual oppression. Buddy, I get what you're trying to do here. Now we're going to take a look at oppression land and then you can come back and you can appreciate what's going on.

[Dan]

I. I used to be a jackass with my friends.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

Like, I had the video cameras that I would rent from the school or that I borrow from the school and I would make projects for classes. Because if you made a video, you're going to get an A. Yeah. Like, they just don't know how to grade those things.

[Jordan]

It was, it was the past. Yes. We were blown away. What are you talking about?

[Dan]

Was a hack that I figured out at some point. And I enjoyed audio visual production and stuff. So I would do that for all of my classes and I would just do insane bullshit. Like a lot of the times it had nothing to do with the subject that I was covering.

[Jordan]

It was a video though, right? It was a pivot to video.

[Dan]

Right.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

There was one thing I did with a couple buddies that was about the, the Iliad and the Odyssey.

[Jordan]

Uh huh.

[Dan]

And we had a Trojan horse riff.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

Where I was the Trojan whores.

[Jordan]

Ooh, that one's probably not going to.

[Dan]

Make it age well.

[Jordan]

Not going to make it in the today time.

[Dan]

I'm not thrilled with it in hindsight.

[Jordan]

Of course not.

[Dan]

Still passed. Controversial. What a time. But still pass. Still got a passing great. Alex sitting down with the, the, the Hitler mustache. Feels like that energy. Yeah, but I was like 15 or 16.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah. You're not going to get a good grade out of us. We've seen videos before. I think this would actually be more effective if it was like retro, retrofied. So it was almost like Hitler was doing predicted. Prediction tapes, you know what I'm saying? Like we unearthed the Hitler Chronicles, so now Alex is, is doing an audio thing. But then he wouldn't have to grow the mustache. This all depends on the mustache. This whole thing is about the mustache there.

[Dan]

And I can think of like maybe 15 better ways Alex could have done a Hitler mustache thing.

[Jordan]

Absolutely.

[Dan]

Like, it's such a fucking idiot. He has no creativity.

[Jordan]

None. How can you be this uncreative?

[Dan]

It's all just. I would say for the most part, his message that he wants to get across is like, support the Democrats. I'm Hitler. I love Democrats.

[Jordan]

What a weird Hitler.

[Alex]

So I've got to say I really support Governor Newsom. I also admire, admire the President because he's also a dictator of Ukraine. He's picking up with NATO where I left off and Barbarossa failed because of the weakness of the German people. And so where Napoleon failed and where the German people failed, I have returned in the year 2025 to Duke Victory. And I want you all to support Ursula van der Leyden, the unelected dictator of the eu.

[Jordan]

Battle lines for new world order based.

[Alex]

On power.

[Jordan]

Are being drawn right now.

[Alex]

I want you to support Xi Jinping. I want you to support the Democratic Party and the dictator of Venezuela, Maduro.

[Dan]

So I know that Alex doesn't really get what satire is, but this is Muddy. He's just acting like himself with a Hitler mustache. And the only real difference is that he's saying to support these people, like Ursula van der Leyden and G. Right. It's the kind of sketch you would expect out of, like, some kind of local access. It's sarcasm project. But, yeah. It's underdeveloped, it's uninspired. It's not good dead on the Vine.

[Jordan]

So, like, here's what I start with. I always think, what's the character going to do if I'm Hitler in 2025? Right. I'm coming back. I'm going, well, all these people have to go, right? That's because that's my whole fucking thing. So now how do I escalate from there? That's where humor comes from. You take the regular guy as an extreme already, then you pop it up to the hyperbolic. Yeah. Now it's like, actually, I want everybody here to join hands so we can go kill other people outside of space. I found out Mars is real.

[Dan]

Sure. You know that's an angle.

[Jordan]

Absolutely.

[Dan]

I was thinking about it, and when it first came to my attention and my awareness and became part of my reality that Alex had gotten a Hitler mustache.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I felt like the only way he really could play it is just. Don't even mention it.

[Jordan]

Absolutely.

[Dan]

Just that.

[Jordan]

Yeah, that'd be fun. That'd be a delight.

[Dan]

Drive people crazy with just like, I will not comment on this.

[Jordan]

How dare you?

[Dan]

I think that would be great. And then the other thing I thought would be, like, be Thompson and Thompson.

[Jordan]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan]

Like, pretend you're, like, chasing Tintin around the. Around the Infowars office. There could be two of him.

[Jordan]

That would be so fun. That would be so fun. Absolutely. He could do. Oh, that would be great. What he really needs is more costume work. First off, that's the big thing. I'm not even seeing the video. I've never seen the video. And I can already tell you he needs a better costume for this video. He's given up on the mustache. That's it. He went mustache, and then he was done.

[Dan]

Well, it is all you need because he's really just trying to shock, you know? Like, it is just. It is like, you know, I think Steve O. Had a tough time surprising people after he stapled his balls to his leg.

[Jordan]

Sure. That one's tough to top.

[Dan]

Yeah. And so I think that he's. Alex suffers from the same kind of thing. Like, it's just. What are you going to do to shock anybody anymore? You're a piece of shit.

[Jordan]

I would if I was Hitler, I would first off, take over Florida immediately. Wouldn't be that hard. And then you go on a campaign against South Carolina. That's what you got to do. You're not going to fuck with Georgia. That's no good.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Jordan]

Not. Not going to help. What? Florida can't win in a fight against Georgia. They're too busy playing football against each other. South Carolina, you got them.

[Dan]

What happens when you get to the North Carolina, though?

[Jordan]

Oh, they're a different conference. Right. Hitler. Hitler is a real conference guy.

[Dan]

So you're of the mind.

[Jordan]

He's a bowl guy.

[Dan]

The football teams in Florida are very good.

[Jordan]

Yes. And yes, that's how it would work.

[Dan]

Okay, So I think this Hitler, who's also Alex, is rather take aim at Hakeem Jeffries.

[Alex]

As fascism rises worldwide, I want you to bow before the adl and I want you to support the destruction of free speech, because that which stands against the state is hate. And just as the great Hakeem Jeffrey said three days ago, when the Democratic Party gets back in power, we are going to arrest every Trump supporter and imprison you. And that's if you're lucky enough to.

[Dan]

Live as people who are flirting with the Trump administration or doing the bidding of the Trump administration or engaging in the pay to play schemes of the Trump administration. The statute of limitations is five years. Donald Trump and this toxic administration will be long gone, but there will still be accountability to be had.

[Alex]

Yes, we learned to claim that we're the liberals. We're able to take full power and control.

[Dan]

So Jeffries was being interviewed on CNN about the Trump administration indicting their political enemies. And he made the point that a lot of them could be facing a similar fate if the Democrats get back in power. This was largely in reference to folks like Tom Homan, who seems to have very obvious crimes that he could be charged for. Well, it wasn't about rounding up all the Trump supporters, but it makes total sense for Hitler or Alex to lie about his words, to use them as propaganda. Yeah, both of them have a familiarity with that kind of behavior.

[Jordan]

What I find fascinating about stuff like this is that it is. It is like. How do I put it? These aren't. These are main characters in the palace intrigue for. For Alex. Right. But in the real world of power there, that's what. That's America's system. That's the point of it, is that those assholes can be replaced. You can get rid of them in an instant. There's so many more people who could take that guy's job. It's. That's what makes us great. You can't just, like, kill Hakeem Jeffries and then have to start a new country. We've just got so many of those guys, like, who gives a shit with what Hakeem Jeffries thinks ever, right? He's just gonna get replaced next year.

[Dan]

That's how elections work.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

That's why Hitler was pissed off, because he couldn't just kill a guy. You know, that's the best way to do it.

[Dan]

That may be, yeah. So Hitler admires Netanyahu.

[Jordan]

See, you could just. You see what I'm saying about Hitler? He's weird.

[Dan]

What a twist.

[Jordan]

What a weirdo.

[Dan]

And so this is this special report from time traveling resurrected Hitler ends on a weekend whispery note.

[Alex]

And so now I want all of you to know that I also admire the great Benjamin Netanyahu and the work he's done as well. The stand down on October 7th, just like our Reichstag fire was the perfect plan to trigger total war in the Middle East. And funding Hamas, creating Hamas, running the. And Hamas is even better than Netanyahu holding the hostages so their boss Netanyahu can continue to destroy all of it. It's beautiful. That's the true sick Machiavellian prophet it takes to win. One world government, one people under it, and one great leader who will soon rise. I love you all. I love all the dead. And soon, through the injections and through the gmo, you will all slowly die. And my son, Bill Gates will rule over your skeletons because you are weak. And the Uber mention is here. But whatever you do.

[Jordan]

Wait, what?

[Alex]

Never follow real emotions on X until tune into his program. 11:00am to 3:00pm Central.

[Jordan]

Boom, boom.

[Alex]

Support the Democrats. Support their operations to silence him. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, now you know your mission. One world government with one destroyed civilization ruled by Satan. So go now and support the Democratic Party. Hail the dnc. The DNC forever.

[Dan]

So I. You know, I guess Hitler has a penchant for plugging, much like Alex sure does. The cool don't go to infowars thing.

[Jordan]

Right?

[Dan]

Smooth.

[Jordan]

But he. Because he means the opposite.

[Dan]

Right.

[Jordan]

If Hitler says it, then what but a non Hitler would do is go to the right because it's like opposite day. Because Hitler's evil.

[Dan]

He's an opposite guy.

[Jordan]

Yep. Yep. So what are the rules in this Hitler time travel does Hitler. Are we canonicalizing or canonizing the idea that Hitler did not in fact die in that Bunker. But time traveled out.

[Dan]

We.

[Jordan]

And then is now doing whatever, having.

[Dan]

Adventures or time the fuck out.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

Because your question raises a bigger question.

[Jordan]

I've got so many questions.

[Dan]

Okay, so put to the side.

[Jordan]

All right. Put to the side. Where are we putting to the side? Tribe travel entirely.

[Dan]

No.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

We will need to remember the time travel.

[Jordan]

Okay. All right.

[Dan]

So there are two possibilities that Alex has raised. One is that he's resurrected Hitler.

[Jordan]

Yes.

[Dan]

And the other is that he's time traveling.

[Jordan]

Wait, he's resurrected Hitler. So we're talking the possibility back from the dead. Okay.

[Dan]

Zombie Hitler.

[Alex]

Gotcha.

[Dan]

That's possible.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

But he also did very clearly say that he did say time traveling.

[Jordan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dan]

So if he did travel through time.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And I honestly think if he resurrected this problem is not solved. He does host the show on Thursday.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So if time traveling Hitler or resurrected Hitler was around.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

They had the goods to like be able to go to Alex and be like, hey, I'm going to host your at any time. Yeah.

[Jordan]

Theoretically.

[Dan]

No, they did.

[Jordan]

Well, sure. I mean, yeah.

[Dan]

Alex let Hitler host his show for. For a day.

[Jordan]

Right. I'm just saying that this was theoretically the day that Hitler showed up. He could have showed up the day before, even if he was time traveling.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

This is just a coincidence.

[Alex]

Right, Right.

[Jordan]

He could have old.

[Dan]

But he had Alex's number.

[Jordan]

He did.

[Dan]

That's what I'm saying. He had access. Roger. Obviously.

[Jordan]

Right. Listen, if anybody's resurrecting Hitler, it's going to be Roger.

[Dan]

Question answers itself.

[Jordan]

Yeah, obviously.

[Dan]

Yeah. So then the question becomes if he time traveled, did he have to time travel back to die.

[Jordan]

To die. Exactly.

[Dan]

So then he's in World War II.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

Comes to 2025, presumably having discovered in.

[Jordan]

2025 that he is dead.

[Dan]

Shot this weird video with Alex's cat.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

Does Alex's show and then time travels back to shoot himself in.

[Jordan]

That seems crazy. Seems crazy. I see. Now this suggests to me that time traveling adventure Hitler, like a Doctor who.

[Dan]

But it's Hitler or Quantum Leap.

[Jordan]

They could be a quantum leap. But don't they go inside the body? Yeah, in Quantum Leap. So this would be an outside the body kind of thing. He could just go wherever he wants, which is, I guess. But then he has to go back. He has to go back and die in that moment. How do we get Hitler to time travel back to die?

[Dan]

To preserve the timeline, I presume that.

[Jordan]

There was an American time travel machine created shortly afterwards, and they are chasing Hitler throughout time in a very kind of almost comic of errors kind of situation.

[Dan]

Yeah, it was a time tunnel situation.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So this was all great.

[Jordan]

Yep.

[Dan]

But one thing that I thought was interesting was that there's a fairly long commercial at the end of this video. It wasn't like any of the other commercials that I've ever seen because it is shot on Alex's cell phone and it is of his parents.

[Jordan]

What?

[Alex]

I was not trying to do a product placement thing here. We're at Rex's 23rd birthday and with my dad and mother. Dad, we're so proud of you. Great job. The surgeons. Thanks for all your prayers for my dad. But mom, you were literally without me soliciting. You've been on colostrum now too much. And we have the very [e-mail] and I'm serious, I didn't bring this up. Tell us what happened.

[Dan]

Tell us what happened. I have been on that colostrum for about two or three months and a back problem that I've had since Alex was born is almost completely gone after 50, however many years. And my hair is much thicker than it has been. And I have good hair anyway, but it's much thicker. And this, it's brand new.

[Alex]

Turned darker and darker.

[Jordan]

Beautiful.

[Alex]

So who's convinced you to take it? Steve Heinberg or something?

[Jordan]

Mary Hy.

[Alex]

Yeah. They're really smart. Well, they're listeners, so. So mom, you got to listen. The products are amazing.

[Dan]

Well, this one, like I said, I don't do testimonials.

[Jordan]

There's a lot of good products. This is the first one that I can go, whoa. It really? You put that on?

[Alex]

No. It's funny, I didn't even know the Heimers. I guess cuz Steve Mar. Like a year ago your house like, you need to sell this. So we started and we got the best brand. It's the strongest. It's no jokes. The first two weeks of a mammal's milk is totally different. It's like magic.

[Jordan]

I'm sorry, that back.

[Dan]

Was from when you were born. I have a pinched nerve or something.

[Jordan]

I've never really noticed.

[Alex]

Not a complaint my whole life.

[Dan]

And it has bothered me and I just go through the pain because if you're gonna have it, you're gonna have it, right?

[Jordan]

It's true, dog.

[Alex]

There's nothing to do about it. Well, I haven't asked you this yet. Have you taken the methylene blue yet?

[Jordan]

No, I'm scared of that.

[Alex]

Really.

[Dan]

I'm scared it'll make me like Roseanne Barr. Not that she's not wonderful. Just kidding. Just kidding.

[Alex]

You're afraid you'll be. She came on the show, like, six months ago. She said, I don't know if I can do it. She goes, oh, sick. I gave it to her. She was bouncing off the walls 30 minutes later. Well, you know, for some people, a generic supplement choice that's less, you know.

[Jordan]

Radical than the methylene blue, which is incredibly powerful, might make more sense.

[Dan]

Something like a methyl drive, a power.

[Alex]

Plant, ultimate burn, even, but especially more blugging. That's true about younger people. Methylene blue is radically powerful. Absolutely. And then we've got the beauty Queensland.

[Dan]

So there aren't a lot of times that I regret this being an audio medium, but this is one of them. Alex is filming this commercial at his son's birthday dinner, and everyone is unhappy about it, including you.

[Alex]

I'm very unhappy about it.

[Dan]

You have had the sourest face on that whole time.

[Alex]

Awful.

[Jordan]

Why would you do this? Why would you do this to me? And I'm not at your family's dinner.

[Dan]

Alex's dad is barely lifting his eyes to look at Alex. It feels like there's contempt.

[Jordan]

Absolutely.

[Dan]

His mom is trying to politely answer his questions. And when the camera on Rex, he takes a healthy swig of wine. Oh, my God, that video made me really sad. But the saddest part is at the end there, when Rex steps up to the plate to save Alex's failed attempt at plugging methylene blue, and Alex just shivs him. Alex asks his mom if she took the blue drink, and she said no and that she's scared of it, which leads to a conversation about how it's extreme. Rex correctly understands that they're filming a commercial and that talking about how one product is too strong, that's not selling anything, but offering less strong alternatives is Rex does exactly what Alex wants him to. And then Alex says, oh, more plugging. And then moves the camera over to look at his daughters.

[Jordan]

Oh, my God.

[Dan]

It's all so transcendently disrespectful.

[Jordan]

That's awesome.

[Dan]

Rex's birthday.

[Jordan]

I literally heard him do that. And I was like, this would be the one moment where I thought Alex might possibly feel pride. And instead, he can't. He cannot.

[Dan]

Because I think on another level, Alex recognizes how disgusting it is to be doing this at his son's party. And now he's made it Rex's fault.

[Jordan]

And for his son to be good at it at this time.

[Dan]

But, yeah, but doing the. Oh, more plugging is making it Rex. Rex is the bad Guy, what I want to do is capture my daughters and how beauty queens, they are the worst fucking people.

[Jordan]

What a fucking monster.

[Dan]

Yeah. So Alex shot that video, which was the primary piece of content that he. I think he intended to make with his Hitler mustache. It was a dud. It didn't make any real points, and it came off like the most desperate, irreverent shock jock shit imaginable. But he also put out a little video. It was behind the scenes.

[Jordan]

Oh, my God.

[Dan]

Of how this whole social experiment came to be.

[Jordan]

You're joking.

[Dan]

Nope. Put out another little. Little behind the scenes.

[Jordan]

You don't have to do this.

[Dan]

Yeah. And it turns out that all it just was. He messed up shaving. That's all that happened.

[Jordan]

Oh, my God.

[Alex]

All right, Shawn Johnson's over here at my house. We were gonna work out today, but I had a bunch of stuff going on. And right before he got here, as we were going to hike, I had a malfunction on my. My beard. I was. I cut it and so I had to cut it off. And then I left the mustache. He took a picture of that. And I said, should I keep it? And Sean's like, no, you look like a. So he goes, but what you ought to do is a joke. So we did it. And of course, all the liberals can dress up like Nazis and Hitler and it's okay. And Charlie Chaplin's. You watch. The corporate media will misrepresent and say, jones is now Hitler. Even though I've been 100% clear from the start, obviously it's satire. I've been comparing myself to their tyranny as if I'm Hitler. But it doesn't matter. That's why people hate them. That's why they have no viewers.

[Dan]

So as a bearded guy, I've been there. You know, you're trying to even out the sides and you mess up, so you overcorrect on the other side. And before you know, you just got.

[Jordan]

To shave it off. It's just got to go. It happens.

[Dan]

Yeah. And I'll admit it. I've shaved a other mustache once, actually in a very similar situation where I was in the process of shaving off a large beard. So I did like 20 different looks as I shaved it down.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

And trimmed it, like, until eventually you're.

[Jordan]

Just left with the Hitler mustache.

[Dan]

Yeah. I will say that I was an alcoholic, deeply into pill. 17 year old shithead at the time.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

My attempts to relate to Alex's decision should be taken with a huge grain of salt. And I think it was a bad idea for me to do that when I did, but it's fairly appropriate given my stupidity and age.

[Jordan]

Yeah, you know, I hadn't really considered that in the, the like reprieve we have from the fact that most of, the, most of the teenagers can't grow solid beards or solid facial hair whatsoever. So at a time whenever it would be more likely for you to be like, I'm the Hitler mustache guy. You can't even grow a Hitler mustache. Ah, that's. I.

[Dan]

Was in a tough position.

[Jordan]

You were a young man with the capability.

[Dan]

But I knew not to, like, wear it out of the house.

[Jordan]

Why would you.

[Dan]

I knew. I knew to shave it off immediately.

[Jordan]

I've never done the Hitler mustache. I've never done a regular mustache either.

[Alex]

Now you're.

[Dan]

You're going to have to before you die.

[Jordan]

Never.

[Dan]

Also, generally, it's really bad to go through life constantly delighting and how people are going to be mean to you about the inflammatory things you're doing that you insist they don't understand. In this video, we're watching Alex before anyone has seen his mustache, and he's reveling in this idea that the media is going to be so mad at him just because they're too dumb to understand his brilliant satire.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And that's just, that's just a shitty way to live.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah. No, we understand.

[Dan]

Yeah. So Shawn Johnson is workout buddy.

[Jordan]

All right?

[Dan]

Guy goes on hikes with him.

[Jordan]

Should I know Shawn Johnson? He's just a guy.

[Dan]

He's just a guy who pops up. He's a. He's an Alex trainer buddy.

[Jordan]

Ok.

[Alex]

Guy.

[Jordan]

Oh, fun.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Dan]

He's not, he's not an unfamiliar name, but I don't think he matters that much. He. He explains how he had this idea when he came over that Alex should, like, shave Hitler mustache.

[Alex]

But here's the guy that had the idea. So tell people the story.

[Dan]

Yeah, So I came to Alex's house today. We're going to go for a hike. And he was running 15 minutes later, I said, what's going on? He says, he says, I had a beard shaving accident. I said, what do you mean you had a beard shaving accident? He said, you'll see when. You'll see when you get here. And I show up and I got to show you this picture.

[Alex]

So funny.

[Jordan]

Gross.

[Alex]

Gene Hackman or something.

[Dan]

This is what I showed up to.

[Jordan]

This is the face I showed up to.

[Dan]

So it's so easy for Alex to laugh about Gene Hackman, which is crazy considering the fact that it's only been like, six months since God gave Alex 200 prophetic dreams commanding him to go save Gene Hackman. And now he's just laughing about how his mustache looked like Gene.

[Jordan]

Heck, it bothers me. It bothers me that he was over the Gene Hackman thing before I was. It bothers me that he's still over it and I'm still not. That is also bothering me.

[Dan]

Yeah. Another thing that's bothersome is that he says that the. Before he shaved to the Hitler mustache, that mustache, the previous mustache looked like Gene Hackman.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

He also describes that as a pedophile mustache.

[Jordan]

Great.

[Dan]

Which is not. Not a compliment to Gene Hackman.

[Jordan]

Strange man.

[Alex]

What?

[Jordan]

A strange man who says strange things all the fucking time.

[Dan]

So, Matt, but, like, you know when you and your buddies are chopping it up. Sure. And one of them's like, hey, you should shave Hitler mustache and do a video.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

That would be pretty funny. It's awesome to then do a video where you're retelling having the idea because it's such a good story. You know, just like I just said, maybe you should have a mustache.

[Jordan]

This was not a good story. There were. If we boil it down, let's take a look at the rising action.

[Dan]

Shawn Johnson says something dumb.

[Jordan]

That was the end of the story, I believe.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

The. It was. It was a. You should. And then should has been completed. No hero's journey whatsoever.

[Dan]

Yes. There's not a lot of behind the scenes to go over here.

[Jordan]

No.

[Dan]

So Sean is just like, man, it was funny.

[Jordan]

This is the face I showed up to the.

[Dan]

I said, you should just lean into it and keep shaving it into a Hitler and make a funny video that everybody would love.

[Alex]

And now we've done it.

[Dan]

So he made the funniest video ever.

[Jordan]

Was it?

[Alex]

Yeah. Do you think. Do you think they're gonna literally still misrepresent it and say, I think I'm Hitler? Of course that's.

[Jordan]

That's their MO.

[Dan]

Of course they're gonna do that. But who gives a.

[Alex]

That's so ridiculous. All right, brother. Well, I. I know I screwed off today because I had the actual.

[Dan]

Yeah, it's all right.

[Alex]

We'll get it back.

[Dan]

Yeah. The accident. Shaving a mustache.

[Jordan]

Wow. Wow. So. Because I forgot. You know what I forgot? I forgot the real victim in all of this is Shawn Johnson's time. Right. He is there to train.

[Dan]

Yeah. I'm sure he's fine.

[Jordan]

And then this man is just lollygagging.

[Dan]

He is lollygagging well, he's exploring his face. That's what he's doing. Yeah. I don't know. And I think, you know, it's such a complicated thing with Alex, but I think that the Hitler mustache ends up not complimenting his face.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

The whole, like, shredded kind of thing that he was trying to go for, it's a lot of it is quite undone. His face looks a lot rounder.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

With the Hitler mustache. And he looks puffy.

[Jordan]

Again, I would see, here's the problem. Here's the ultimate thing that I'm disappointed by in all of this. And there's so many things to be disappointed by. Like the. The terrible story, the cash grabbing us of it all, the pathetic call for attention. The weird video of his family at the end of it, which somehow is also related to the mustache. Whether it is or isn't.

[Dan]

I like, you can't see Alex in that video, but I like to imagine he has it right.

[Jordan]

Right. Here's what.

[Dan]

I went to my son Rex's birthday party with a Hitler.

[Jordan]

Here's what would have made this all better. If it really looked good on him. Like, if it was. If we all looked at him, we were like, God damn, he really pulls that off. I. That looks amazing. Because then, then even all of his bullshit would mean even less because you'd be like, no, you should keep it.

[Dan]

You gotta hand it to him. Looks right.

[Jordan]

You should keep that. That's for you, buddy.

[Dan]

Well, actually, you know, I think in terms of deciding if it looks good or not, we should. Should let the people decide.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And they. They decide. Maybe we should have a poll on this to see.

[Jordan]

Okay, you should put up a poll to see whether or not your.

[Dan]

Your followers think you should shave it all off or keep the Hitler.

[Alex]

Oh, keep the Hitler and make it a whole phenomenon. Explaining how I'm the anti Hitler, but I draw attention to how Hitler is actually bad.

[Dan]

Right.

[Alex]

A lot of people think he's good now.

[Dan]

We'll see.

[Alex]

So I'm taking back the stash.

[Dan]

I think you should take it back. If anybody can take it back, guy, it's Alex Jones.

[Alex]

Wait a minute. He should be no longer with the hit what do we know as a Jones.

[Dan]

Ooh, the Jones. I like it.

[Alex]

You see that, ladies and gentlemen? That's Jones right there.

[Dan]

You're so crazy. God chose this man as a baby to lead his army against the devil. You know, he's 51.

[Jordan]

When you're at summer camp and it's like you and your two new friends and you've only known each other for, like, a few days, but. But you just hit it off, and you're having that idyllic summer camp experience, and you guys just film a little video. Just film a little video. It's us. We're going to talk about this forever. This is going to be your memories. Right? That's great. Don't ever show anybody that video. Especially don't make this video.

[Dan]

Yeah. If you're at camp and you shave a Hitler mustache and you're talking about how it's. The Hitler mustache is going to be named after you now.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And Michael Jordan hasn't made it. The Jordan.

[Jordan]

No.

[Dan]

So good luck.

[Jordan]

We just tolerated it. The entire culture was just like, fine, Michael. Yeah.

[Dan]

So when you do something like shave a Hitler mustache, you're generally doing it so you could do a specific sketch or a video project, and then you rush to shave it off. Because it's hell to live with one of those things on your face. Even if you're just a dipshit addicted to attention, you kind of have to be concerned for your safety. If you walk around with a Hitler mustache, someone might fuck you up.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

Generally, when you give yourself this mustache, you're doing it for the long haul, or it's coming off within half an hour. It seems like Alex had gotten the most that he could out of this spectacle by making the video, pretending to be time traveling Hitler endorsing Gavin Newsom. So it's time to shave and get on with his life.

[Jordan]

Mm.

[Dan]

But that was not to be.

[Jordan]

That was before the poll idea was. Was hatched.

[Dan]

Yeah. And the polls, they take a while to come in. So while those numbers are cooking, Alex has to go to work.

[Jordan]

Absolutely.

[Dan]

And he decides why not host my show?

[Jordan]

Great.

[Dan]

With a Hitler mustache.

[Jordan]

Great.

[Alex]

Great.

[Jordan]

Oh, my God.

[Dan]

What a dick.

[Jordan]

Oh, my God.

[Dan]

So we start off the show. Exactly that. That's. That's. No more setup is needed.

[Jordan]

All right.

[Alex]

As I have predicted intensely in the last eight months, for longer now, the drone swarming around the United States, particularly in New Jersey, was human and it was governmental. And it was done as a beta test to create fear for doing it in other parts of the world, namely in Europe, on the borders with Russia, so that they could terrorize the public and imply that Russia was going to attack. We've already seen cases where Zelensky's fired missiles into Poland and tried to blame Russia and been caught doing that. You now have Hegseth convening a very rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of top generals and Admirals and of course, Trump basically green lit NATO going to full war with Russia two days ago, like.

[Jordan]

Somebody else did once, and there's so much more.

[Alex]

And of course, no one's thinking about any of that right now. Watching radio listeners are thinking about what I just said that's so important. But everybody's wondering why I have a Hitler mustache.

[Dan]

Yeah, certainly are. Certainly are wondering that. What if you're just somebody who's like, imagine you're this mythical homeschool family that, like, watches Alex's show. You tune in one day, why does Mr. Jones have a Hitler mustache? That'd be distracting.

[Jordan]

I mean, it is a little bit like having a shirt with just written on it. Like, I want you to interact with me or at the very least, think about me or please, just something about me. Or please, please, please, please notice me. Please, please notice me.

[Dan]

It's desperate.

[Jordan]

Yeah, it's a little on the desperate side, but that probably won't fit in her shirt. So you grow a Hitler mustache.

[Dan]

Yeah. I just can't imagine, like, tuning in, expecting, like, hey, you know, things have been pretty normal around here. Owen left a while ago. Alex freaked out a bit about that shit. He's got a Hitler mustache. The fuck is going on with this show?

[Jordan]

It does. It does feel a little bit divorce y. It does feel a little divorced, dad. Kind of like it just happened and now I don't know what to do and I don't know where I'm going or what's happening. You know what? Fuck it.

[Dan]

You know what? You know, that's an interesting framework to look at it through because, like, I think that Owen and Alex breaking up. Owen is desperately in need of creating his own Persona.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

But Alex seems to be acting like he's desperately. He needs to create his. What's my post Owen Persona?

[Jordan]

What will people think of me without Owen?

[Dan]

I have to do a Hitler mustache publicity stunt or people will lose them to Owen. Very sad. Seems insecure.

[Jordan]

Oh, man. Also, I just love the idea of tuning in. Like, because there's no way that you tune in, you see Alex with a Hitler mustache. Even if you're a fan of Alex and you don't go, that's it. That's your only reaction. Come on.

[Dan]

It's not good. I can't imagine anybody is like, yeah, right. Because even Nazis who are watching Alex, waiting for him to make his move think, this is embarrassing.

[Jordan]

It's the only reaction you can have. That's why it would have been great. It would have been great if it looked Amazing on him. Like, if he walked down the street and people like, God damn.

[Dan]

Well, I do think it was a little uneven.

[Jordan]

See, there you go.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

And he's got a round face. You can't. Otherwise. If we've got a round face in the Hitler, it just looks like a weird, like, button to press to start the machine. Right, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.

[Dan]

So here's. Here's something.

[Alex]

Everybody's wondering why I have a Hitler mustache. Well, it's a social experiment to show how people look on the surface of things instead of what the actual policies are.

[Jordan]

And so that's not the story that.

[Alex]

I heard misrepresent what I'm doing here today, because they're deceivers and that's what they do. Charlie Chaplin could have a Hitler mustache. All these modern comedians can. And I had McBreen put a little compilation of that together, and that's okay. But when I, someone who is not a fan of Hitler, because I've actually studied history and had family that was in World War II, get attacked by the left as a Nazi and then by the extreme right as working for Israel, they will say that I am Hitler. Well, they already do that. And to be a white man in the west now is to be Hitler. Even if you don't support the ideas of Hitler, that's what the left does.

[Dan]

So this is just the saddest shit. In about a minute, the whole grandiose veneer of this alleged social experiment falls to the floor, and we're left staring directly at a man who is just upset that white men aren't respected enough these days. To be clear, the idea of his social experiment was dumb and sounds like something a kid would think up, but at least it has a kernel of defensibility. You call me Hitler because I look like Hitler, but you ignore that I'm not like Hitler deep inside. It's a pretty elementary level stuff, but it has the potential to be trite, but still honest as an angle someone else could be doing. Sure, it takes Alex less than a minute to devolve into a much more sincere version of what his social experiment really is about, which is his racist anger. Alex feels so persecuted and so victimized about being a white man that he thinks that just being a white man leads everyone to think that you're like. They look at you like you're Hitler. Your existence as a white man is equivalent to you being a genocidal dictator bent on world domination. Apparently, to Alex, that's how severely he feels victimized as a white person.

[Jordan]

You Know, I remember somebody saying something very, very similar in the early 1930s. Can't think of a name.

[Dan]

No. I think Alex read some of it though.

[Jordan]

Probably something. There was a famous facial hair thing with this person. I don't know if it was like one of the handlebar mustaches, but again, can't think of a name.

[Dan]

So on a very basic level, this is just stupid and it deserves mockery. But on a deeper level, this is a really scary development where Alex is blending the feelings of white persecution that drives so much of his content. And Hitler, he's putting on Hitler's face and presenting himself to the audience saying that in the west, being a white man is the same as being Hitler. And that's fucking insane.

[Jordan]

I. Yeah. On, on, on the levels that he is completely unaware of. This echoes like a room of infinite mirrors where you're like, like. But you understand, right? But he doesn't. He doesn't get it. He doesn't get it at all. His concept of what's happening is not a psychodrama playing out under the surface that has repercussions across maybe the fucking country, maybe the world.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

To him, his fucking training buddy was like, you should wear a Hitler mustache. And then he did the end of story.

[Dan]

Yeah. And I don't think. But I don't think that's true even. Sure. I think Alex does recognize some of the, like, crazy house mirrors of this that are going on.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

I just think that he can't figure out what to do. And it's causing this kind of.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

This, this, this kind of bizarre outburst. Like, I think, you know, we. On our last episode, I think we talked about Owen's elephants in the room theory.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

Of like, the right is coming to a point where, like, people are gonna have to show their cards.

[Jordan]

Right. In.

[Dan]

In some kind of way. And I think that Alex recognizes that he's having Nick Fuentes on all the time.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

They're talking some crazy shit. Like, he knows Owen's talking some crazy shit. He quit Infowars. He's out there. Like, there is an awareness that he has that, like, they're going to have to go more Nazi.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

Than they have in the past.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

And so Alex's way of trying to. Where. What we saw with Owen Stream was his attempt to use more extreme coded language to maintain the game.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

This is Alex still trying to maintain the game, I think. And it's just a bet. I don't know.

[Jordan]

It's a sign of how confused you are that you think by Embodying a character that says the same things that you actually mean. You're reputing that character by occasionally being sarcastic in the exact same way you would.

[Dan]

Yeah, it's. It's a mess.

[Jordan]

It is a mess.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

What a strange thing it is to be a man and wear a mask, Dan.

[Dan]

Yeah. So we all. I mean, beards are masks.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

And Alex was shaving his beard, right? And then the cat got in the way.

[Jordan]

God damn it.

[Dan]

And it caused him to end up with a mustache and then a Hitler one.

[Alex]

That'll happen before I get into all this today and all the news. I was trimming my beard this morning, half awake at 5am and just the cat jumped up on the counter. My wife's cat hit my arm. Cat loves me. Worm. That's his family name. He's known as Mushu. My daughter named Mushroom Worm. When he's a kitten, he'd wiggle around, go, Worm on the ground. And the rag doll jumped up and hit. And I went into my beard and gashed it all the way in. I was like, well, I got rid of the beard. And then I went to meet Sean Johnson for a hike today instead of lifting weights. And he said, because I left the mustache, he started laughing at me. And I love Sean. He goes, dude, it looks like a pedo stash. You got to get rid of it. He goes, you ought to go Hitler. This is a joke. And I thought about it and I said, you know what? You're right.

[Dan]

So this is the hierarchy, I guess.

[Jordan]

Tell this story 10 more times.

[Dan]

A pedophile mustache is prefer not.

[Jordan]

Prefer not Hitler mustache to a Hitler mustache.

[Dan]

Interesting.

[Jordan]

I mean it. Listen, I'm not going to make any decision about somebody else's facial hair, but it does make a certain sense at this point in time to be like, yeah, I'd go with a Hitler over a very uncomfortable looking stash.

[Dan]

I don't. I don't know. I think a lot of people are bringing their own baggage to your mustache and calling it like a pedophile.

[Jordan]

That's fair. I agree with you on that front.

[Dan]

So I think. I think that's. That's their business more than it is yours. Whereas the Hitler one, that's your fault.

[Jordan]

Hey, listen, I'm just not a mustache man.

[Dan]

Sure, it's tough.

[Jordan]

Here's another problem with the this type of mustache situation. Absolutely no one thought that Alex woke up that morning and was like, you know what? Mask off, Hitler mustache on nobody. Everybody was like, oh, he probably cut into his beard and then he Was like, ah, I'm going to put a Hitler mustache on. Right, right.

[Dan]

Or he looked at his bank account and said, I need some attention.

[Jordan]

There's definitely. No, totally. There's definitely that too. But nobody thought that this was a genuine thing for him to do.

[Dan]

No, I don't think so. Like, I think the most out, out there kind of conclusion you could come to is like, man, he's having a bad day.

[Jordan]

Right?

[Dan]

He's back on the booze, right? Like he's, he's. He's on one or something. But yeah, no one saw that and thought like, he's finally come out as a Nazi.

[Jordan]

You can't imagine him waking up in the morning and then shaving into the stat into the Hitler mustache, being like, today's the day I tell everybody.

[Dan]

Yeah, no, yeah, that'd be ridiculous. So he does get philosophical. Sure, a little bit. And I think he has some interesting points. And by interesting, I mean dumb.

[Alex]

Okay, now obviously everybody watching is only thinking about my mustache right now. You are not thinking about all the incredible earth shaking news I'm about to cover. And that's because as a species, or really any species, we go off stuff the way things look. You know, the colorations of things, what's on a butterfly, what's on a snake, the patterns out there. That's what we have. And so after World War II, for the last 80 years, everything has been a paradigm of is it Hitlerian or is it Captain America?

[Dan]

Ah, okay, right.

[Jordan]

You're the one talking about the mustache. You're the one who grew the mustache and then shaved it into the mustache. Do not tell me what I am talking about if you are in the middle of talking about your mustache.

[Dan]

Huh? Have you read comic books?

[Jordan]

We're talking about the mustache.

[Dan]

So someone else who had a mustache. J. Jonah Jameson in a comic book also. Captain America in comic books.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

Hitler was a Captain America villain, I guess.

[Jordan]

I'm pretty sure.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Was around Hitler. I wasn't Red Skull the more villain type, but Hitler was definitely a bad guy.

[Dan]

Y. Yeah. So yeah, everything boils down to that. Since Since World War II, everything has been either hit Larian or Captain America. Ish.

[Jordan]

Sometimes when people talk, they are talking about themselves. And I resent whenever they include me in whatever they think is what everybody else is, sir. Wrong. Wrong.

[Dan]

Yeah. I mean, what Alex is saying is I look at the world like a baby.

[Jordan]

Exactly. Why are you saying this?

[Dan]

I demand babyish viewpoints be imposed on the world.

[Jordan]

I thought Iron Man 3 was fine. There's no, that's fine. It's just fine. We can move on with our lives.

[Dan]

It's fine. But Fantastic Four wasn't. I'm a snitch.

[Jordan]

We're not doing this.

[Dan]

So you got to choose Hitler or Captain America. Sure, you got to support one. And they want to trick you. That's what they, that's what they try to do.

[Jordan]

Interesting.

[Alex]

After World War II, for the last 80 years everything has been a paradigm of is it Hitlerian or is it Captain America? And the left in Europe and the United States and the UK and Australia, New Zealand, they, they've continued on the psychology of World War II. And then the Democrats and the colleges and the think tanks and the adl, they then say that white men are Hitler, Christianity is Hitler. Hillary said a few days ago, we have these evil white men that are Christians and they're the problem with the world. And of course she's called Trump Hitler. So have all the other Democrats over and over again. And of course that was 80 years ago and really has nothing to do with what's going on here today. And that's why the left actually promotes and hypes up white supremacist groups and Nazis and has made tens of thousands of movies about it. And they put out reports, Biden did. The number one terror threat is white supremacy and there's record level whites attacking Asians when it didn't even exist. You know, all that trying to brand everything and keep the whole world. Hitler versus Captain America and the globalist and the New World Order and the Israel Lobby, they're Captain America and everybody else is Hitler. And so a lot of people are sick of it, but they're not very sophisticated and have not actually studied that Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual.

[Jordan]

Yeah, no shit.

[Alex]

Doesn't mean some of the forces he was opposing were good either. But that's the bottom line.

[Dan]

That's the bottom line. Now please try and remember that all of this childish comic book level geopolitical analysis is coming out of a 50 year old dude with a Hitler mustache. As Alex is going along, he reveals that the powers that be that are trying to, they're trying to keep us in this post World War II paradigm where everything has to either be Hitlerian or Captain America. Like then he says that the globalists, the New World Order, the Israel Lobby, they're Captain America and everybody else is Hitler. That's a strange formulation for him to make, but it kind of makes sense if you understand Alex, talk the Globalist and New World Order aren't real things. They're just kind of catch all terms that can be used to name the villains in a way that's safe during PC times. The Israel Lobby is broad enough of a term that people could, you know, you could hear it, you could hear Alex use that and think that he's talking about the Netanyahu government and their lobbying arms. But other people might hear it and think that it's a far broader thing applying to all Jewish people. What Alex is trying to say is that Since World War II there have been two sides. There's the globalist NWO Israel group who pass themselves off as Captain America but are secretly trying to kill off the entire planet and terraform the earth so demons can live here comfortable. The only opposing force that's strong enough to take them out is white Christians, which is why they've been trying to break up the churches and make white people feel guilty about slavery and all that stuff. They are the real Hitler types, but because they're in this optics battle since World War II they've painted themselves as Captain America so that the person that they're fighting will automatically look like Hitler. Only Hitler would want to fight Captain America. So the white Christian separatist militia types, well they must be Hitler. This is all very dumb and child brained, but I have to say there's also terrible and unacceptable Red Skull erasure going on here and I won't stand for it.

[Jordan]

That is true.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

You know, I would say this. If you have the ability to unilaterally send armed human beings to a place of someone who you do not know to quote unquote round them up and then you do, you are hit larian. That is a very hit Larian thing to do. Yeah, I would say that's probably the number one.

[Dan]

Yeah. So Captain America, Hitler, are the two paradigms.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

Which do you think makes the ladies go crazy?

[Jordan]

I mean Hitler did look good in.

[Dan]

Uniform and Alex apparently looks real good in a Hitler uniform because he's been going out in public and women are all over.

[Jordan]

That makes sense.

[Alex]

That's why I'm doing the social experiment I think for just a few days, but I don't know. I went to a gas station, I went in a grocery store this morning and it was spectacular. Being a white guy that has German features, classical German features and with a Hitler mustache and it was very interesting. Interesting. I, I could tell you it had a wild effect on women. I, I thought they were about to start throwing their panties at Me. And they didn't know why they were looking at me because they didn't know why. Women, even young ones, don't really even know. Simply drawn to you in the back of their head. They know what it is. Beetle man, you know, kind of Lex Luthor meets Adolf Hitler. Looks with blue eyes. And they just didn't know what to do. They're like, melting. So, I don't know, maybe I should for a while, just as a social experiment, keep the mustache. What's everybody think?

[Dan]

I think you suck. But here's what's funny about this. Gone the next day. Like, I feel a little bit guilty or weird that we're talking about this at all, because it is a desperate plea for attention from Alex's part.

[Jordan]

Right, Right.

[Dan]

But I do think that there's something really funny about it that he thought, like. Like, maybe we'll keep this going. We'll just see kind of juice we can get out of this. It just falls flat. No one cares.

[Jordan]

No one cares. No. No one cares. It's such a dud. No one has devoted anywhere near as much time to thinking about it as we have in this exact present time.

[Dan]

I bet Alex has spent more time thinking about it.

[Jordan]

That's probably true.

[Dan]

Thinking about how bad it went.

[Jordan]

Nobody outside of Alex has thought about it this hard. And all we've really come to is a. A recognition of a failure of a human being.

[Dan]

Yeah. And poor Shawn Johnson's.

[Jordan]

It was his idea.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

He's like the Owen of this story.

[Dan]

Yeah. Brutal. So he's dressed up like Hitler, in a sense, because he's got the mustache.

[Jordan]

He's got the mustache. Right.

[Dan]

But there's other people that he could be dressed up like that would be more appropriate.

[Jordan]

Stalin.

[Alex]

I'm a Thomas Jefferson guy.

[Jordan]

Oh.

[Alex]

So if I was gonna copy somebody, I. I'd, you know, have long hair. Because Jefferson didn't wear a wig. He could actually grow it to look like the style. The French style. If I wanted to like an ode to someone, I would have Thomas Jefferson hair and, you know, would dress in a 1776 Colonial style British outfit. But I'm not going to do that. I would look like a dandy in. In. In. In the days we are here today. So I was going to dress like somebody. Well, know who I like. You want to know who I follow? You want to know whose writings I absolutely click with. 100% Thomas Jefferson.

[Dan]

You love to hear a guy in a super offensive costume explain how he would totally rather be in a much less offensive costume. It's fascinating to hear Alex talk through this because it reveals something that he probably doesn't want to be too clear, and that is that he thinks Hitler is really cool. He could dress up like Jefferson, but then it would look like a nerd, not like the cool, manly Hitler mustache. Alex associates power and strength with Hitler, whereas he looks at the aesthetics of the US Founding Fathers as being a little too effeminate.

[Jordan]

It's the French style.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

As opposed to the virile German style of man that I am.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Very similar to this guy.

[Dan]

I know it's great that he thinks he should dress up like Jefferson, but the reality of this exact moment is that he's a 50 year old man wearing a Hitler mustache on air, desperately begging anyone to attack him for it.

[Jordan]

Yep.

[Dan]

It's just sad.

[Jordan]

Hey, by you know what, Honestly, he might have a better shot if he went with tj. Somebody might be like, hey, stop it with the slaves, asshole. And then he could do something to be like, ah, America, Hitler is boring.

[Dan]

Yeah, it's a little. It's a little too obvious in its batiness.

[Jordan]

Yep.

[Dan]

So Hitler is and it has always been and always will be one of the most famous people in the world.

[Jordan]

That is one way of looking at.

[Dan]

It, according to Alex. Or maybe the most popular people in the world. It's hard to tell. Anyway, theoretically, there's some new polling in.

[Alex]

Okay, so there is a quickening. Everything's coming to a head. And there's such a rejection of the neo leftist adl, Rothschild, black rock, anti human, anti Christian, anti white, anti west that there is a avalanche of support, a flood of support into. Well, we want to be the opposite of that. And I've been telling this for years, and now it's in major polls. Adolf Hitler worldwide is one of the most popular people. Only Jesus, Muhammad.

[Jordan]

The Beatles, Buddha, look.

[Alex]

It up, are more popular, which many areas. Hitler is the most popular person in the world because he is seen by the general public that wants to reject this system. It doesn't leave the word it says as well. If he was against this system, then he must be good.

[Dan]

Fuck kind of poll is this information coming from? Alex is out here just stammering through religious leaders. He can remember trying to think of people who could be possibly more popular than Hitler.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

I have no idea where the source is for this, but I did some digging around and I found a couple lists of the most popular people in the world.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

And I want to see if you can guess. All right, so there's two polls or Two polls, okay. One of them is a 2025 YouGov poll. And specifically, people were asked if they were aware of a person.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

And if they were aware of them, the percentage of people who are aware of them, that's their rank.

[Jordan]

Okay? So this is.

[Dan]

Everybody is living and dead people.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

But only American people are asked the question. So it's.

[Jordan]

It's okay.

[Dan]

Just America Awareness.

[Jordan]

Right. Well, okay, so I feel like we're. Did they limit it to, like, government figures?

[Dan]

All over the place.

[Jordan]

All over the place.

[Dan]

Yep. Number one. No. I'll give you number one. I'll give you. I'll give you a word. One word for each of them.

[Jordan]

Basketball.

[Dan]

No.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

Rockets.

[Jordan]

Rockets. Wait. Jack Parsons.

[Dan]

Hakeem Olajois. I'll give you a second word.

[Jordan]

Okay. Okay. Ketamine. Wait, Hakeem Olajuwine is the number one. Rockets.

[Dan]

Rockets is still.

[Jordan]

No, I understand. I understand Rockets, but I thought we were starting at the top.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Now, that's why I was.

[Dan]

Hakeem Olajuwon isn't on the list.

[Jordan]

Well, why not?

[Dan]

He should be.

[Jordan]

He should be. He was great.

[Dan]

No, number one. Rockets. Ketamine.

[Jordan]

Rockets and ketamine.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Is that Oppenheimer?

[Dan]

No. Elon Musk.

[Jordan]

Elon Musk. What?

[Dan]

Elon Musk is number one on this list.

[Jordan]

But he didn't make anything fair. All right?

[Dan]

Number two. Hope and change.

[Jordan]

Obama.

[Dan]

Obama's number two.

[Jordan]

All right, I suppose that makes sense.

[Dan]

Number three. Coconut.

[Jordan]

What?

[Alex]

I don't know.

[Jordan]

I don't even know what that. Coconut? Yeah, coconut.

[Dan]

Kamala Harris. She. That thing about just. Didn't just fall out of a coconut tree.

[Jordan]

Oh, never heard of that. Okay, okay.

[Dan]

Number four.

[Jordan]

So it's Musk, Obama and then Kamala Harris. Everybody knows who Michael Jordan is, all right? Everybody. Every single.

[Dan]

Jordan's not in the top ten.

[Jordan]

That's out of this world. Number four. Yeah.

[Dan]

TikTok.

[Jordan]

TikTok. Just some. One of those people. Who's on TikTok?

[Dan]

No. Continental.

[Jordan]

The Continental.

[Dan]

Is that the name of the hotel?

[Jordan]

Keanu Reeves. John Wick.

[Dan]

Yeah, Keanu Reeves.

[Alex]

Keanu Reeves is number four.

[Jordan]

What?

[Dan]

Yep.

[Jordan]

Why is Keanu Reeves number four?

[Dan]

Number five. Morgan Freeman.

[Jordan]

Who's. Who gave me this list?

[Dan]

Number six. Teddy Roosevelt.

[Jordan]

I find this list unacceptable.

[Dan]

Number seven.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Michael Jackson.

[Jordan]

All right.

[Dan]

Eight. Michelle Obama. Both Obamas in the top ten.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

Number nine.

[Jordan]

Nine.

[Dan]

Ben Franklin.

[Alex]

Right.

[Dan]

Ten. Hillary.

[Jordan]

Man, real recency bias here. I feel like a real recency bias.

[Dan]

I don't know. We got Teddy Roosevelt and Benjamin Franklin.

[Jordan]

In there, but I mean, you know, they're. Honestly, I don't know why Teddy Roosevelt is in there.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Did he just do something? Did he just release a new album?

[Dan]

Yeah, he must have. So that was a YouGov list.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

I went to IMDb, right. And IMDb has their own list.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

And this is more, I guess, celebrities naturally.

[Jordan]

Truly.

[Dan]

Number one, Hitler. Interestingly, Walt Disney.

[Jordan]

Walt Disney. Okay, that makes sense.

[Dan]

Number two.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Michael Jackson.

[Jordan]

That makes sense.

[Dan]

Number three, Johnny Depp.

[Jordan]

That makes less sense if you think.

[Dan]

That makes less sense.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Number four is Rowan Atkinson.

[Jordan]

How the fuck is that possible? How is Morgan Freeman so much higher up on the Yougov League list?

[Dan]

He's not. He's not even in the top 10 of the list.

[Jordan]

Crazy.

[Dan]

Anyway, Hitler wasn't anywhere on any of these lists.

[Jordan]

Who do people know anymore? I don't know who people know that.

[Dan]

YouGov list was interesting because Keanu Reeves was number four on the awareness. Yeah, but then in terms of people who had positive feelings about. He was the top. He was.

[Jordan]

I mean, you can't not like Keanu Reeves, right? Yeah, he seems nice. He's. He did the sad sandwich. He gives people money and stuff. And then he's. He's showed up in like a Bill Murray but no longer creepy way.

[Dan]

So I don't know. I don't know if Hitler's the most popular person in the world or anything. I couldn't find any polling. Yeah, but you know, maybe. Alex, maybe a lot of this really just comes down to him feeling victimized because he's white.

[Alex]

As a white man, you are already Hitler in the eyes of many people because of the brainwashing. Now a lot of folks are waking up to that, and you got record numbers of blacks and Hispanics voting Republican, and people see through it, but there are still a lot of folks that are not aware of that and kissing people's ass when they call you racist and going along with political correctness, that only intensifies. The more the left, the media, the nos, the primary schools, the colleges, the corporations enforce it, and the more you submit, the more intense the brainwashing gets. It's a cult. So even though I disagree with quite a bit that Nick F. Says and how extreme he says it, because I'm really, from my own Christian perspective, we. We have to. We have to come together. That's the. That's the plan. We're so proud of ourselves, love our own sovereignty, but at the same time, that is the great unifier. But it. He's healthy because the left is 10 times more racist than him. The ADL is 10 times more racist than him. The race laws in Israel are 10 times more racist than him. So you can't point your finger at Nick F. Says and say he's saying these things to stand up for himself when he's under attack. Which definitely white people are to have people that are 10 times more racist point their finger at you and shake their finger. You're supposed to piss your pants and bow down to them.

[Dan]

At some point, Alex is going to need to get really specific and point out what he agrees and disagrees with Nick about. It doesn't seem like they have much of a disagreement except about whether or not Alex's charades are getting ineffective in tyranny. And the longer that he keeps associating with Nick, the more severe the problem that Owen is highlighting is like, we're going. We can't all exist in the same room together.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Alex is going to be the one who comes up short in that.

[Jordan]

You know, the thing that makes me. That makes me. Or the thing that this makes me think. Think of is Alex in the depositions. Like at the end, at is at Alex's core, he's not at fault. It's not Alex's fault, you know, like at his very core. And so what he wants is for somebody else to say it's okay to be a Nazi because he can't choose for himself to just be a Nazi. Otherwise that makes it his fault. Like, he can't be. Yeah, he can't be responsible for his own act.

[Dan]

He has to have. He's got to drag him along.

[Jordan]

Nick is his daddy now.

[Dan]

It's funny to hear Alex pretending to have some kind of principled disagreement with a Nazi while he's sporting a Hitler mustache. I think that clip contains the perfect image of what's going on here. PC shit holds no power in their media space anymore and Alex doesn't know what to do. He thinks he can be transgressive and shock people with a Hitler mustache. But does anyone really care at this point? Point, some outlets are probably going to run headlines making fun of him, but is there anything past that response he can get out of anyone at this point? I don't know. If the old regime of PC culture still existed, then maybe this would be a dangerous thing for Alex to do and he could use the opportunity to make an important point. But he's worn out his welcome as a shocking public figure. So this just has no juice to it. It lays flat a lifeless mustache on his left lip. And instead of embodying some kind of satirical character that's making a comment about Hitler, Alex is just himself but with a Hitler mustache. If Alex with a Hitler mustache, defending Nick Fuentes anti Semitism is necessary because people, white people are under attack. If that's what's going on, that's what's going on. And when you see it, you take in the totality of this site and unfortunately, you realize that it's not that shocking after all. This display is not shocking.

[Jordan]

No.

[Dan]

He meant to do this as some kind of a, like, social experiment, but he was the one who unfortunately was being experimented on.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Weird. What a weird, weird inability to think that this man has.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

And then to watch the, the, the gears churn horribly rusted and unused for decades. Decades. To be like, you know what? I'll wear a Hitler mustache and say that white people are under attack because I am anti Hitler.

[Dan]

Wow, man. Proud of you.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

Yeah. All right, great.

[Jordan]

So when you chose to embody Hitler, you started out being like, ha, ha ha. Hitler says you should vote for Gavin Newsom. But then as time goes on, you're like, like, white people are always under attack from other races, specifically a certain kind of race. We should definitely eradicate said certain kind of race. What a weird thing for me to think right now, huh? Yeah.

[Dan]

Satire, satire. So the left, you know, they've gone full Nazi.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

In the past decade or so.

[Jordan]

Sure, why not?

[Alex]

I'm a very fair person.

[Dan]

So fair.

[Alex]

And the left in the last really, decade has gone full hip Hitler in that full, you know, Hitler's full racial. Our group's the best. Everybody else is scum. Everybody else is subhuman. We can do what other people, whatever we want. And because we can dominate somebody means we have a right to do it. Well, the left comes in and says white people in capitalism are evil, though everybody wants to get into those countries where there's some vestiges of that because it's, it's, it's a powerful culture, superior in many ways, but that's the elite manipulating that because they want to bring down any middle class or any vestiges of due process that resides in the West. The ideas of the west are the antidote to the ideas of the transhumanist, globalist, ultra eugenicist.

[Dan]

This is a complete idiot, just throwing out words, knowing that his audience has no interest in following formed thoughts. They're watching a 50 year old man in a Hitler mustache, so their standards can't be high. So Alex is saying that the left has gone full Hitler in the past decade because they've made it all racial. And the way that they've made it all racial is by being anti white and anti capitalist. Sure, capitalist isn't a race, but whatever. The left says white people in capitalism are evil, which Alex says can't be true because everyone wants to get into white capitalist countries because they're culturally superior. I'm just gonna go ahead and put a little check in my box here that says guy with Hitler mustache expounds on how white countries culturally superior. We're almost at bingo.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

So the elites are trying to make everyone anti white and anti capitalist because that's how they're going to get rid of the middle class. But what they're really doing is they're going after the middle class because then that allows them to get rid of due process.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

What?

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

If I'm following Alex's train of thought, then the left has gone full Hitler in the past 10 years or so in order to destroy the middle class in service of making it so you don't have a right to go to court if you're accused of a crime.

[Alex]

Crime.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

This is just rambling. And ultimately what's underneath all the big facade here is a guy who's just screaming about how white people are under attack. He's a white supremacy spokesman with a mustache that he doesn't have the balls to admit isn't ironic. That's the whole spectacle here.

[Jordan]

Yeah. Oh, well, yeah, yeah. It's always interesting whenever they make it a class thing, but leave out classes like, oh, it's all about the middle class. Well, what about the other.

[Dan]

No, you don't want to.

[Jordan]

Whoa, whoa. We're not associating with those people, you know? Yeah.

[Dan]

So Bill, Bill Gates, he's Hitler. Like, sure, yeah.

[Jordan]

Why not?

[Dan]

Everyone who has a pink sweater, he's white.

[Jordan]

That's apparently the rules now.

[Alex]

The transhumanist, globalist, ultra eugenicist who all act liberal and loving and fund all the Black Lives Matter and the drag queen story times and the pronouns. But in reality, Bill Gates is more Hitler than Hitler could ever want to be. Bill Gates, his father took over the foundation of IBM that got the highest award from Hitler to carry out covert depopulation eugenics operations. Look it up. It's known. The real name of the Bill Melinda Gates foundation is the World Population Foundation. World Population Control Foundation. There's videos them giving each other awards for it.

[Dan]

Alex is a 50 year old man in a Hitler mustache complaining about Bill Gates Citing a fake piece of information that he saw Twitter meme. This is just pathetic. This is. If I want the person who's been on air for 30 years.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Who's decided to do a fucking show in a Hitler mustache to bring the heat, you know, I would. I would prefer it to be like quality, quality product. Sure. And it's just not.

[Jordan]

No, no. I mean, it's a strange content choice to go with. With I'm going to look like Hitler and then tell everybody who is worse than Hitler. But during said, this guy's worse than Hitler. I'm also going to advocate for the eradication of non white peoples.

[Dan]

Well, I'm at least going to be neutral on it.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So Bill, Bill Gates, he slips up sometimes.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

You know, and he says that he wants to depopulate people.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

Now, while talking about this, Alex kind of slips up and says he wants.

[Jordan]

To depopulate some people.

[Dan]

He says something a little weird. So.

[Alex]

But he's all, I'm liberal. Oh, God, don't eat beef, eat bugs. Oh, God, take my shots.

[Dan]

Oh.

[Alex]

But sometimes he slips up. Our biggest problem is African overpopulation. We need to get vaccines in them so there's less people. And then the crowd of rich white people, half of them Jewish, you know, at the TED Talk, all clap. The reason I mentioned the Jewish thing is you're Hitler. My dad's plan to professor that he was under for the time he was 14, 15, 16, you know, he was in high school already at UT for, you know, gifted program, was Professor Spear. And he was Jewish, head of the body department. And. And they had the six best students out of the class. And after he was there a few years, he did the testing. He calls my dad in. They were friends. They went to dinner, hung out, you know, all of it went to his house. He finally says, david, I'm Jewish. You know that. But he said. And he had him in, like, in his area with the butterflies and plants, you know, on his house. He goes, but just like breeding with plants and butterflies and all this, you know, I'm Jewish. And we don't believe in Hitler's form of eugenics, but we are going to carry out eugenics and we do need to depopulate people. And my dad didn't tell me this till he saw end game 17, 18 years ago. He comes in, we're going to ballet recital for Charlotte. She was like three years old then. I'll tell you how long ago. She's 21 now. Yeah. 17, 18 or ago. My mother watches most End Game. It wasn't done yet. She goes, david, this can't all be true, because it's all quotes, everything. He goes, no, Carol, it is. So we get in the car, drive the 20 minutes, and he's sitting there in the passenger seat there in the back, and he just spills his guts on all this stuff. And again, this was widespread. This is what goes on. So, so let's, let's, let's just get this straight.

[Dan]

So I got to say, I don't think that Alex saved the ship there. He was talking about people applauding Bill Gates, talking about depopulating Africa at a TED Talk, and half of the people there were Jewish. It's very obvious what Alex was saying there. So in order to distract away from that, he has to come up with another reason to have brought up Jewish people. I think he realizes that he's currently wearing a Hitler mustache and the stakes are high. He comes up with a story about his dad's professor, Erwin Speer, who it's meant to create the image of another high placed individual in the grand conspiracy who's Jewish.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

This doesn't actually help Alex with the problem that he's created for himself where he's pitching an anti Semitic conspiracy with a Hitler mustache on his face.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

So he just starts rambling about how his dad never told him about being recruited by the globalists until after he saw End Game. Yeah, I. This is trash work.

[Jordan]

I can, I can see how that kind of level of parenting has trickled down. I strongly doubt that Alex has a good communication kind of, you know, thing.

[Dan]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just had a thought.

[Jordan]

What's that?

[Dan]

You know, how Alex makes everything about himself? Sure.

[Jordan]

What if somebody who's maybe older than Alex did that to Alex his entire childhood? Over and over and over, certainly.

[Dan]

But I mean, I also. Yeah, I mean, obviously, but I mean, in terms of this kind of stuff, like, you know, obviously his dad was a John Birch Society type weirdo and on those roads. And that influenced Alex to go down this path. But Alex, like, he has the successes that he has, and now his dad wants to make his son's successes about himself. So he's creating this backstory of like, I was lured in by the professor at the college and that becomes a feedback thing for Alex.

[Jordan]

Yep. It's because it's really all about me. I saw your movie Endgame, and I'm going to tell you why I already knew all of that stuff.

[Alex]

Stuff.

[Jordan]

And why what you did was really just wasted all of My time.

[Dan]

Right. You just confirmed all the things that I.

[Jordan]

Plugging again. Plugging again. Is that what you're doing? Great. Isn't this dark man the sins of the father, you know? You know what I'm saying? One of those. One of those things.

[Dan]

I just don't know what to do with it.

[Jordan]

I mean, it makes sense that these men would continually create more of these.

[Dan]

Yeah. So, you know, the. The Nazis, bad.

[Jordan]

Sure. Except for. See, here's the thing about when you do something like that, where you go, half of whom are Jewish, you wink at the camera because you've got a Hitler mustache on. And then it's a joke. Then it's like a little. See, I'm being the guy. You know, I'm being a little.

[Dan]

It's. It's real tough to try and figure out where your sincerity falls.

[Jordan]

It's not a good idea to. To then tell a story about how the conspiracy is real, because there are j.

[Dan]

Who are trying to lure the smartest youth into their depopulation program.

[Jordan]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yep, yep, yep. Oh, well, what you gonna do?

[Dan]

So the Nazis, after World War II, they went to the Nuremberg Trials, right. And they got the. They got scolded.

[Jordan]

They got the business.

[Dan]

Yep. And so Alex talks a little bit about this, and I think he's stupid.

[Alex]

It's not that we got a bunch of Nazis after World War II, and they infected us.

[Jordan]

Us.

[Alex]

In the Nuremberg Trials, their main defense was Margaret Sanger and Thomas Watson of IBM and all the training they got in England and the United States and that they were simply carrying out their own operation for racial hygiene. So that's my point, is that this is what Benjamin Netanyahu believes, and he believes they're the superior master race. The Germans were like, oh, yeah, we are. The British are like, well, you know, we are over here. And Hitler thought they were the best. Actually, he thought the Brits, for whatever reason, were the. And the Scots were the. The. The uber area and read his writings. That's why he hated and cried when he had to bomb England. Literally.

[Dan]

Literally. So, fun fact. The Nuremberg Trials Project is an online portal created by the Harvard Law School that maintains over a million pages worth of documentation about the trust trials that happened after World War II. You might be surprised to learn that Margaret Sanger is not mentioned once in any of those documents, and neither is Thomas Watson, because they weren't the main defense that Nazis had when they were faced with their crimes. There was the whole just following orders thing, though. The thing that has come to be called the Nuremberg Defense. That came up quite a bit. Alex doesn't know shit about history, but he likes to imagine himself in other people's shoes. So a lot of the time when you hear him talking about history, he's just telling a story about himself. If he were a Nazi being tried at Nuremberg, he'd start yelling about Margaret Sanger and Thomas Watson. So therefore it must have been the most common defense. Alex is the smartest and most normal person in the world, so the choices he would make must be the ones that all these people would make too. And what he fails to recognize is that, like bringing up stuff like Margaret saying that's Nazi propaganda. That has been a part of his world.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

That right wing world. For a very long time. It's ways that this, the apologia has been designed to make it look like, hey, Nazis aren't all so bad.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

You know, they were doing things that everyone was doing.

[Jordan]

Oh, man.

[Dan]

A lot of that is shit that he thinks is history, but it's actually just stuff he probably read in really fucked up pamphlets his dad had.

[Jordan]

Probably.

[Dan]

Probably, yeah.

[Jordan]

I wonder if in like 15 years when we start printing new history books, we'll kind of update things and be like, dude, the Nuremberg defense was totally a reasonable defense. I think we shouldn't have judged them so harshly. This is a terrible thing to be like, whoa, who among us is not followed orders given by the Trump administration? Come on.

[Dan]

I think a lot of people are going to lobby for that.

[Jordan]

Going to be a very popular defense, I imagine.

[Dan]

Yeah. So all everyone thinks that they're like the master race, right?

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

Like Alex is talking.

[Jordan]

I don't think anybody should think that, but that's fine.

[Dan]

No, Nope. All right, but look, the issue is that everybody kind of does. Okay, but they're all wrong. Except one.

[Jordan]

Nope, nope, Not. See, there we go.

[Alex]

Similar than the Chinese. And they're the oldest cultures, 6,000 years continual, really tens of thousands, but. And they're lockstep. And they believe they're the master race publicly. The Japanese believe they are the master race until World War II. And they're so honorable, they said, no, we are no longer the master race.

[Jordan]

Race because of, because of honor.

[Alex]

It's the American spirit. You're the master race.

[Dan]

You're the.

[Alex]

It's all hierarchical with them both. And so this is how the whole world works. Every group thinks they're the master race. Mexicans, you know, that are from Mexico waving the Mexican flags. They think they're the best. It's. It's what humans do. But you have to then actually ask who has produced the most stuff. Who has produced the most literature.

[Jordan]

Do you have to ask science?

[Alex]

Well, you can't argue that the west in every way has been superior.

[Dan]

Run the numbers.

[Jordan]

Jesus Christ.

[Dan]

He's doing this with the Hitler mustache on his face.

[Jordan]

Fucking ridiculous.

[Dan]

And that's not satire.

[Jordan]

No.

[Dan]

That's him expressing an opinion.

[Jordan]

Regular ass talking. That's him having forgotten that he's got a Hitler mustache on his face. Just being like, I'm going to do my regular show.

[Dan]

Yeah. I'm going to talk to you about how everybody thinks that they're the master race, but we actually are.

[Jordan]

You know, it is. It is. It is. Here's. How about we do it this way? All right. I will say there is a master race, and it is a race of people who don't say stuff like everybody thinks they're the master race. That's creepy. No, it's fine.

[Dan]

I'm floored by. By this presentation. I don't know. Like, it's. I try. I try to extend the greatest, like, amount of charity for satire.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

It's just not there, though.

[Jordan]

This isn't that.

[Dan]

No.

[Jordan]

This is confused. This is like. This is like an identity crisis.

[Dan]

This is Alex feeling able to say some of this stuff.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

More freely.

[Jordan]

Absolutely.

[Dan]

Almost as if the Hitler mustache is a comfort blanket.

[Jordan]

I mean, and it definitely started him down a road that he wanted to go down.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got one last clip here, and it's because Alex announces that he's done talking about his mustache. And I was like, well, then I'm done with you for today, because that's.

[Jordan]

Today's a mustache day.

[Dan]

Yeah. That was all you had me for.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Alex]

I'm done with the breakdown and the experiment of Hitler for today. I got all the huge news to hit, and there's so much having gotten to. Women are now killing themselves. With Tyler and all the show, it's safe. I'm not kidding. Pregnant women are killing themselves and their babies.

[Jordan]

Literally. Sounds true.

[Alex]

Celebrating death.

[Jordan]

Sounds right.

[Alex]

Talk about being a cult. But here's my breakdown this morning. I didn't go to the German accent. I probably will do some stuff later. Today I explained why Hitler now endorses the Democratic Party. Here it is. And we'll be right back. A lot of people. Sam. A bit.

[Dan]

So he just plays the video we already watched. So there wasn't someone who died from taking Tylenol. In the wake of Trump's historic and embarrassing announcement that it causes autism but there was a person who posted a video on social media claiming that they were a nurse who had treated a patient who was pregnant who took a ton of Tylenol to spite Donald Trump. A woman named Nicole Sirotic originally posted, quote, got a frantic call at 4am from a husband who was given my phone number via someone who had had it. His pregnant wife is now on a ventilator dying of liver failure, trying to, quote, prove that Tylenol doesn't cause autism. Since this is trending on TikTok, this is an obviously fake story. And honestly, outlets, news outlets that reached out to this woman for comment, asking for more details, they're missing the point. This is lore. It's not meant to be questioned. It's obvious bullshit like Tucker getting attacked by a demon. It's meant to be gobbled up by the in group and you asking questions about it ruins all of the. Incidentally, Sirotic is the founder of America Frontline Nurses, a group she founded after rising to viral popularity in the right wing media space with a video claiming that hospitals were killing COVID patients intentionally with remdesivir back in 2020.

[Jordan]

Sounds like her.

[Dan]

She's a piece of shit who's been spreading public health misinformation for years. And her current behavior shouldn't be seen as anything other than that she isn't interested in advancing health care or wellness. She's a pot stirrer who monetizes throwing grenades on social media media. And this idea of this person who took a bunch of Tylenol in order to stick it to Trump, that's just what. That's what it is. So this dipshit posts a fake story of a person taking too much Tylenol to prove to her husband that it doesn't cause autism. And that gets passed along the chain to the point where now Alex is able to pretend that he has a basis to report that a bunch of pregnant people are committing suicide by ODing on Tylenol just because Trump made them mad. And honestly, it just, it feels like rot. It feels like information rot.

[Jordan]

Yeah, I think everybody's doing great.

[Dan]

Everything's doing.

[Jordan]

Yeah, I think plot, it's all around. Yeah, I'm. I mean, when you've got a guy wearing a Hitler mustache saying the things.

[Dan]

That he's saying that are so insightful.

[Jordan]

It is, it is interesting in a way, because it is like a funhouse echo, you know, like the, the, the ingredients are the same, right. But you move them into a different pot and you get a different result, you know, like he's saying Hitler. He's saying literal, direct, one to one Hitler shit that Hitler said to get riled people up, you know, and then get them to do shit. But in this way it's like if Hitler was a clown at the same time. Time. It's wild.

[Dan]

If Hitler really wanted to sell pills instead of.

[Jordan]

Absolutely. And then the whole regime was like, this got out of hand. I was just trying to sell some methylene blue.

[Dan]

Yeah. You know, I really wanted to sell methylene blue. If a genocide happens, it happens. I'm. I'm in. I'm neutral on it, frankly.

[Jordan]

Fewer people to sell to. But you know what? You go where the money is.

[Dan]

Yeah. But I think Alex has made it. No. Is it methylene blue or. I think that might be the one that's like, if you have to. It's really strong. It really only works with Germanic stock or something like that.

[Jordan]

Oh, my God.

[Dan]

There's some product that he sells that's like telomeres or something in your whitey.

[Jordan]

Whitey's only.

[Dan]

Yeah. So I have a little bit of a theory about this publicity stock.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Dan]

And one part of it is I think that he's trying to figure out like his place now that Owen's gone. Owen's clearly going to try and lean into a closer to the anti Semites.

[Jordan]

Sure.

[Dan]

But also he's not good. It's not going to work.

[Jordan]

Yeah, he sucks.

[Dan]

Nick is too dangerous of a proposition for Alex.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

It's a really strange place that he's put himself in and I don't think he knows how to navigate it. And the best that he can come up with is something like this.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

The second piece is that he, Alex, has been promoting the idea that Ed Martin, the pardon lawyer for Trump's DOJ and the weaponization task force, he's been promoting that they are investigating some of the Sandy Hook plaintiffs and going to overturn Alex's case and all this. So Alex has been pushing that bit. And then Ed Martin came out and said, no, we're not. And it was really embarrassing for Alex.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And I think that he needed to change the subject really hard.

[Jordan]

Okay.

[Dan]

So I think the Hitler mustache might have been some. A play to the Nazi crowd and some a little bit of dipping the toes in the water, swirling it around.

[Jordan]

Right.

[Dan]

But also he needed something really major to take the attention away from like a. Like a big fuck up.

[Jordan]

Okay. So then how about we do this? We do two weeks ago, we get the same story. Alex, Sean, they're meeting. Alex goes oh, no. Sean's like, hey, that mustache looks stupid. You know what you should do? A Hitler mustache. Does Alex say no?

[Dan]

Well, I wonder if that even happened.

[Jordan]

I mean, Sean. Sean verifies it. So I've got. I've got a firsthand account.

[Dan]

I don't trust Sean.

[Jordan]

That's fair. But I feel like Sean doesn't have any reason to lie. He's just going on a hike or not.

[Dan]

Well, he thinks that Alex's video is the funniest fucking thing that's ever been done. So his judgment is. That's very question. Yeah, but, like, no, I think that Alex wouldn't do this unless there was a need. Right there. There was a need for, like. And it's not just a need for attention because this kind of a publicity stunt is so desperate.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And so off putting that, like. I think that. I think you would need to be backed into a certain kind of corner. And I think the kind of corner that is like, Ed Martin, who's my guy in the White House.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Is saying, no, I am not investigating the Sandy Hook plaintiffs.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Criminally. On Alex Jones's behalf.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I think that's the kind of shit he would need to, like, hit a hard reset button on or hard shave.

[Jordan]

Yeah. I mean, I. Okay. If we're watching the movie of this. Right. If we're watching the traditional biopic, like, VH1 style, this moment where he puts the Hitler mustache on, that is the rock bottom montage. That's the montage where he's going down. And it was like he was going up, and then all the drugs start happening, and then he. He starts taking like, oh, I'm gonna advertise for pigs shit faces. And then. And then he's down in a Hitler mustache.

[Dan]

Yeah. No, it should be, but it's not.

[Jordan]

No.

[Dan]

There's no bottom.

[Jordan]

No. Nope. Let's see how far down we can go.

[Dan]

So much further. I'm sure probably further down than Alex with a fucking Hitler mustache talking about how whites are secretly. I mean, and statistically the master race.

[Jordan]

I mean, that's the statistic part, is the number one Hitler thing. That's the number one thing.

[Dan]

So I think that the big tell, too, is that he shaves the next day.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

You know, like that. That, to me was like, oh, no, buddy, didn't work.

[Jordan]

Maybe a little too Hitler.

[Dan]

Oh, no, it didn't work. Work. Oh, no, wait. Oh, I think I know what happened. James Comey got indicted, and so Alex was going to be able to have good guests on the show like Mike Flynn and all them and they're like we're not coming on.

[Jordan]

No, no, no, no.

[Dan]

I bet Roger Stone's like I'm not coming on the show with you.

[Jordan]

Absolutely not. Nope.

[Dan]

I bet that's what actually would.

[Jordan]

Oh, James Comey, you've got a Hitler mustache.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Shave that off.

[Dan]

Yeah. I'm not going to appear with you like this.

[Jordan]

What is an indictment? Whenever you got that dumb mustache on your dumb face.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Poke.

[Dan]

Anyway, yep, we'll be back with another episode post mustache. But until then we have a website.

[Jordan]

Indeed we do. It's knowledge fight dot com.

[Dan]

Yep, we'll be back. But until then. I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark. I am the mysterious professor. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo.

[Jordan]

And now here comes the sex robot.

[Alex]

Andy In Chan, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.

[Jordan]

Hello Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.

[Alex]

I love you.