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Alex Jones
Red alert.
Dan Friesen
Red alert.
Alex Jones
Red alert. Red alert. Red alert. Red alert.
Nick Fuentes
Red alert.
Jordan Holmes
Red alert.
Alex Jones
Red alert. Not Knowledge Fight. Dan and Jordan. I am sweating knowledgebody.com. it's time to pray. I have great respect for Knowledge Fight. Knowledge Fight. I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys. Knowledge.
Jordan Holmes
Dan and Jordan.
Alex Jones
Knowledge Fight. Need. Need money. Andy in Kansas. Andy. Andy, stop it. Andy in Kansas. Andy in Kansas. It's time to pray. Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding us.
Dan Friesen
Hello, Alex. I'm a fish color.
Alex Jones
I'm a huge fan. I love your word. Knowledge Fight. Knowledge Fight dot com. I love you.
Dan Friesen
Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
Alex Jones
I'm Dan.
Jordan Holmes
I'm Jordan.
Dan Friesen
Workable dudes worship at the altar of Selene. Talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
Jordan Holmes
Oh, indeed we are. Dan, Jordan. Dan, Jordan, quick question for you.
Dan Friesen
Sup?
Jordan Holmes
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
Dan Friesen
Oh, I'm gonna let you get to yours, I promise. Sure. It's March. It is March, so I'm gonna go first.
Jordan Holmes
All right. I mean, it is tradition.
Dan Friesen
I'm gonna talk about what my bright spot is.
Jordan Holmes
All right?
Dan Friesen
All right. And I think, actually, I'm gonna do some course correcting with this. Bright spot.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
I was too negative about Survivor on the last bright spot. I think that I was shitting all over this, and I don't feel right. I back to it when I was editing it. I'm like, I'm so negative. And that's not fair. It's fine. I do, like, there's some. Who cares?
Jordan Holmes
We're softening. We're softening. I remember being able to really hate shit when I was a younger man. Now I'm like, let people enjoy things now.
Dan Friesen
It's not even that necessarily for me. It's more that I listened back and I felt like I wasn't being even true to my own opinion. I was being way too negative and, like, say this fucking stupid Billie Eilish boomerang formatively negative without giving Duke credit to, like, some of the stuff that's pretty positive.
Jordan Holmes
That Billie Eilish isn't bad.
Dan Friesen
Sure. I guess boomerangs are cool. I just think. I think that I wasn't fairly representing my point. And I don't like to be that negative when there are some positives. The cast's fun.
Jordan Holmes
Absolutely.
Dan Friesen
I'm excited to see some of these people play that game.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. No, it'll be chaos.
Dan Friesen
Colby's an old man, and it's really exciting. To see him back.
Jordan Holmes
I especially. Here's what I like. I like a good complicated mechanic that never comes into play. I love the idea of having the Billie Eilish Boomerang idol. And then it's just like. And. Okay, well, now we didn't really use it in any boomerang fashion.
Dan Friesen
Well, we don't know if it will. It might not.
Jordan Holmes
Right.
Dan Friesen
But spoilers if you haven't seen the most recent episode, but there's a second Billie Eilish Boomerang idol. There's three tribes, so if someone finds one, obviously there's probably gonna be three. Except, like, I thought that they would be different. I didn't think there would be three boomerang idols.
Jordan Holmes
That is three BB's.
Dan Friesen
But. Yeah. So that's. Look, I just was too mean.
Jordan Holmes
You. It's okay. It's okay. You don't need to. You don't need to carry this guilt with you.
Dan Friesen
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
I forgive you.
Dan Friesen
Thank you.
Jordan Holmes
On behalf of Probst.
Dan Friesen
No, I still hate him.
Jordan Holmes
Okay, well then not on his behalf.
Dan Friesen
So it's your bright spot.
Jordan Holmes
My bright spot is also television related, but it happened earlier today. We're recording a little late, so I had a little bit of. A little time. Pull up some guess what? Terriers. You remember terriers?
Dan Friesen
Donal Logue. Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
And I'll tell you, man, I fucking love Donal Logue.
Dan Friesen
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
He is the most pleasant screen presence I can remember. I don't think I've ever seen him in a negative. Like, I've never been like, oh, no, Donna Loge.
Dan Friesen
I can't think of anything really negative. I think he disappeared from consciousness.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
At some point. Like, no one. No one thought about him after a certain point.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
But I think he comported himself as a celebrity.
Jordan Holmes
Well, of course. No, I just. I turned it on, I saw him and I was like, Donald, like, there's no reason about. It's like a. It's a. It's actually a really fun, like, little mystery show. It's really good. It's really, really good. I remember loving it. I'm looking forward to watching it again. But what my bright spot is, is just knowing Donald Logue is out there, just still doing it, just still being him.
Dan Friesen
Sure.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
I'm so scared to over commit to this because it's like I Google this.
Jordan Holmes
At the very least, at very least, I have not looked him up within the past five to ten years. And he has not murdered anybody prior to five to ten years ago.
Dan Friesen
True.
Jordan Holmes
So in the meaning time. Yes. Maybe he has murdered a bunch of people. But that's not my fault.
Dan Friesen
He's not somebody that is like. People are complaining about a ton.
Jordan Holmes
Right.
Dan Friesen
Which is in and of itself probably a good thing.
Jordan Holmes
No news is good news, right? Yes.
Dan Friesen
Oh, he was on those, that, those MTV things. The cab.
Jordan Holmes
The next tomorrow it's going to be like Dodo Logan the Epstein. God damn it.
Dan Friesen
That would be amazing.
Jordan Holmes
That would be a turn.
Dan Friesen
Well, I'm glad you're enjoying that. I'll never watch it, but great.
Alex Jones
It's great.
Dan Friesen
Jordan. Today we have an episode to go over.
Jordan Holmes
All right.
Dan Friesen
We're still in the present because another possible forever war has been foisted upon us. It's fun to watch and see how Alex is coping. So we're going to talk about March 3, 2026. But before we do, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new Wongs.
Jordan Holmes
Ooh, that's a great idea.
Dan Friesen
So first, your mispronunciation of Ruth Gator Binsburg has created a canon rubbish dwelling crocodile in my head. Thank you so much. You're now policy wonk.
Alex Jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Jordan Holmes
Thank you very much.
Dan Friesen
Thank you. Next, shout out to Mark with a c preparer of PPAPs, calibrator of calipers, wielder of the sword of Orion and father of the moon. Keep your arms wide open. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk.
Alex Jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Jordan Holmes
Thank you very much.
Dan Friesen
Thank you. And episode 1100 mentions wearing shoes while recording. So I demand to know if you're from one of those strange places where people wear shoes indoors all the time or if you record in a strange mudroom slash studio combo. Thank you so much. You're not a policy wonk.
Alex Jones
I'm a policy wonk.
Jordan Holmes
Thank you very much.
Dan Friesen
I When I remember when I was growing up in Hawaii, you'd always take off your shoes going in a house. Like it was all very regular. Then we moved to Missouri and it was less so. But I think we still took off our shoes a bit.
Jordan Holmes
Sure.
Dan Friesen
I feel like I don't wear shoes in the house unless someone else is around.
Jordan Holmes
Okay.
Dan Friesen
I think it's you.
Jordan Holmes
Okay. You think I am the reason that you wear shoes.
Dan Friesen
Not your fault.
Jordan Holmes
Right?
Dan Friesen
Right. I think I'm projecting something on you that I don't want to be around you without shoes on.
Jordan Holmes
You don't want to be around me without shoes on?
Dan Friesen
Well, like I will feel childish.
Jordan Holmes
You mean you do not want to be around me. But you in this situation are the person who is not wearing shoes as opposed to. You don't want to be around me in case I'm not wearing shoes.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. I don't care whether you're wearing shoes or not.
Alex Jones
Right.
Dan Friesen
I feel like I would feel unprofessional or something.
Jordan Holmes
All right.
Dan Friesen
I. Because I put on shoes before you come over.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, well, not always, but most of the time.
Dan Friesen
Or when you have gotten over.
Jordan Holmes
Right, right, right. Did somebody. Did maybe somebody tell you that you had sweaty feet or something when you were a kid?
Dan Friesen
Certain someone did.
Jordan Holmes
Well, I mean, that's positive. Because I do. That's fair. That's fair.
Dan Friesen
No, I don't know what it is. I think. I think there. Something about, you know, like, it's. It occupies the same part of my brain as the people who are, like, never go on stage in shorts.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. Yep, yep, yep.
Dan Friesen
That kind of thing. Like, you don't want to do standup in shorts, and I don't want to do a podcast with my shoes.
Jordan Holmes
Believe me, I won't argue. I would prefer we both wore shoes. So I'm right there with you.
Dan Friesen
Fair enough.
Jordan Holmes
And I don't truck with people who wear shorts on stage, so you also
Dan Friesen
got a technocrat in the mix, Jordan.
Jordan Holmes
Yay.
Dan Friesen
So thank you so much to. My cats are so fat that I call them my policy chonks. Thank you so much. You're now a technocrat.
Alex Jones
I'm a policy wonk. Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. Someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop. Daddy sharp. Bom, bom, bom, bom. Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. He's a loser. Little, little titty baby. I don't want to hate black people. I renounce. Jesus Christ.
Dan Friesen
I've had slippers at some points in my life, and I think that those are comfy and fun, but I haven't been able to find a pair that I like. I found some bad ones that I just don't wear. But I would like that.
Jordan Holmes
I got. Listen. You listen. I got some nice slips. Right? You speak it into the world. The people who buy me nice lips might just wind up thinking, oh, I'm gonna get Dana.
Dan Friesen
You mean your wife?
Jordan Holmes
Yes.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. Those sweatpants are nice.
Jordan Holmes
I know. I know they are. You keep saying that you like things. She's gonna keep doing it.
Dan Friesen
I'm gonna be so cozy.
Jordan Holmes
I mean, it's how I live.
Dan Friesen
So today, Jordan, like I said, going over March 3rd, Trump has attacked Iran. There's been A couple days of a lot of things going on, a lot of bombs here, a lot of bombs there. And so Alex shows up to the show and he's a little bit late.
Alex Jones
It is Tuesday, March 3, 2026. This is an emergency broadcast that we are in a planetary emergency. I was a minute late sliding into my chair because so much new stuff was coming out right as I was going on. The developments are so dangerous, so momentous, it is hard for me to even know where to begin.
Dan Friesen
So Alex goes on to say it like, there's layers of complexity to this, and that's just not true. I'll grant that there are a ton of headlines coming out and news items about various attacks happening in a bunch of countries, but I think that none of that should matter for Alex. In InfoWars terms, this situation is so fucking simple. We're in a planetary crisis because of the war that's been launched with Iran. This is how Alex decided to put it and how he opened the show. So let's imagine for a second that's what he actually means. If we're in a planetary crisis because of the war with Iran, then we should ask why that war is happening. Trump and Israel carried out a large scale attack which killed the Ayatollah, which seemingly had very little plan of what to do next other than keep bombing stuff.
Jordan Holmes
Surprise.
Dan Friesen
So, for Alex, the story should be very clear. Trump has put us into a planetary crisis. Before he attacked Iran, there was a relative calm, or at very least we weren't in a planetary crisis. So Trump's actions led us to this point. To accept this conclusion, Alex would need to recognize that his fervent support for Trump, his blind support for every tyrannical thing his administration has done, the way he sold the audience empty promises, just meant to expand Trump's ability to act as a dictator. All of that are. They're all essential pieces of how we were brought to a planetary crisis. Yep, Alex cried on air about how he would die for Trump and that has led to a planetary crisis. So maybe Alex has terrible instincts, or even worse, wants a planetary crisis. Right? This is why there are tons of layers of complexity. And Alex can't just look at this story as it is. If he did, he'd have to call himself a fucking idiot for getting played by the world's most obvious con man because he liked how that con man didn't seem to mind people using. The reason there needs to be complexity now is that Alex can't deny that there's a planetary crisis. The audience would never accept that. So he needs to work around that reality. Thankfully, the government is helping provide some talking points with folks like Marco Rubio coming out and saying that it was a matter of hitting Iran before they hit us. By adding this piece to the puzzle, you can say that we were in a planetary crisis before Trump launched the attack, and it was just a matter of gaining the first move advantage in a war that was inevitable. Trump didn't cause the planetary crisis. He just accurately assessed that one was already happening and gave America the best chance of coming out on top. This is an angle that Alex can try and use, but it's also paper thin. And anyone who lived through the Iraq War era would remember Alex basing his career on rejecting these kinds of rationalizations for preemptive attacks that start sprawling wars. There's a lot of complexity for Alex, not because the question is actually complicated, but because it's hard to tell which of these angles is gonna be viable. If he had any spine at all, he would've left Trump already and started calling for his impeachment long ago. So it's important to understand that his primary question is what story works best for me. Can he use this as a breaking point with Trump without torpedoing his own credibility in the process, or can he come up with some narrative about how Trump was right to launch the war without losing all of the anti war people within the audience that he's built? It's a very difficult spot for Alex to be in, but thankfully his audience is kind of dumb and probably won't notice that he's going to do both and neither simultaneously. So a lot of complexity.
Jordan Holmes
It is very complex. It's a complex situation. I mean, I, I suppose, I suppose it is complex for a very small group of people who get to make all the decisions, but because they suck so hard, it feels very simple for everybody else on the planet. And it was just being like, oh, these guys gotta get outta here.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. And for someone especially who has the brand that Alex has.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. The idea of, mark you, the idea of somebody being like, oh well, we had to hit him before Iran launched a strike on a thousand mile away country that does not come anywhere near them. And what are you talking about? They're gonna go. They're gonna what? Hit fucking goddamn Columbus, Ohio. That's what Iran's going for.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, that's just what they told us before Iraq.
Jordan Holmes
Insane. Insane.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. It's just very tough to imagine anybody who hasn't any interest in Infowars as a thing not seeing that as like, this is bullshit.
Jordan Holmes
This is bullshit.
Dan Friesen
This is how we got talked. Like, Alex, you've done long shows on this being how we get talked into war and Bush justifies going to Iraq. We're doing this again.
Jordan Holmes
The number of small town, My small town growing up. The number of people being like, you gotta be ready. They might be coming for us. That should. We should. It should never happen again. Of all the things that we should never forget, we should never forget some asshole in fucking some tiny town somewhere being like, oh, man, they're coming for me. Mm. No, they're not.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. I mean, it just. It shows like how we don't learn from hysteria.
Jordan Holmes
No.
Dan Friesen
Oh, well.
Jordan Holmes
Nope.
Dan Friesen
So Alex, he's gonna. He wants to be very specific.
Alex Jones
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
He's going to say some things on the show course. But when he means it, he'll tell you.
Jordan Holmes
Okay.
Alex Jones
There are so many layers to this. And I think it's very important, especially for new listeners and viewers to understand that I will watermark this broadcast verbally every five minutes or so, explaining that my view is this and I was against this war. But then I will walk through the Iranians perspective, the Chinese perspective, the Arab perspective, really that's what I do. And what a lot of corporate media and others do is they pick little pieces out of the show and claim this is what Jones thinks when I'm giving an Israeli perspective or an Iranian perspective or a Chinese perspective. And that's part of the clickbait mental illness that's even more dangerous than AI Deepfakes. It's really one of the tactics that's flooding the Internet with so much confusion. It's not just done to me, it's done all over the place.
Dan Friesen
From this point, Alex does not continue to watermark the show in any way at all. He is totally right about this clickbait mental illness thing, though. The only issue is that he's part of a media ecosystem that literally only exists because they exploit that. All of his documentaries are largely based on taking quotes and video out of context in order to make people think they're saying something that they're not. So you can get off his goddamn high horse here. This is ridiculous. It would be helpful as someone who observes this kind of media. I do also think that Alex is right about some of the coverage that he gets from various outlets. Sure. It's a very common thing for some meme to be going around of Alex saying something and it's just being presented to make him look bad. And it's entirely out of context. That does Happen. There's an interesting dynamic with Alex himself though, which is that I've seen plenty of times when someone's done him dirty with an out of context clip, but I've never really seen an instance of that where Alex hasn't said the same thing or worse in context at some other time.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dan Friesen
There are very few clips where I'm like, hey, that's not fair to Alex, where I'm like, but he also did say that another time.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like, that's like, okay, that's hitting the four dimensional bullseye wrong. You know, like, all right, you hit the dartboard. It wasn't on the right day, but you hit the board. All right. You don't get zero points.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. The only people who like, maliciously and sincerely take him out of context are like us doing an out of context drop. Yeah, like, he didn't yell, I denounced. Jesus Christ. Right. Like that was wildly out of context.
Alex Jones
Right.
Dan Friesen
That's unfair. For fun.
Jordan Holmes
That's what we're doing.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, but like people who have those memes and stuff like that, you're right and wrong. I mean, right and wrong.
Jordan Holmes
It's, it's. Listen, just because other people also suck doesn't mean that gets you off the hook for sucking more.
Dan Friesen
True. You know, so Alex is going to not justify Trump's attack on Iran, but also kind of justify, but really not. We're in trouble.
Alex Jones
All right, so I'm going to give you the bottom line of why Trump's doing this and why he thinks it's the right thing to do. That is not an endorsement of it. Just said it again. And then I'm going to get into the Iranians and their plan to fight to the absolute death. And the straight of Hormuz being closed, China in total panic mode, the markets panicking. They tried to meet their Supreme Council again to elect from the Council of 12A Ringwraith to be the new Sauron.
Jordan Holmes
Is Bill Gates still on the Council of 12?
Alex Jones
And why? We're told by the Pentagon, oh, we're just taking out their weapons. Then Trump's like, no, it's regime change and so much more. But as I predicted, this had a very good chance of going sideways. It has. And now it's about to go over a cliff. We're in deep shit.
Dan Friesen
So Alex can do this. I'm not endorsing Trump's actions as many times as he wants. He can play that game all day and every time he does, it should be a reminder that he is endorsing these actions. We've seen the way he acts when he doesn't endorse something like a war. And we've seen the way he acts when he's trying to make rationalizations for why the audience should kind of just shut up and accept it. And it's very clear that this is the latter also. It's not very important, but Alex doesn't really know anything about how the Iranian government operates. The Ayatollah successor is not selected by a council of 12. That's something that's done by the assembly of Experts, which is an 88 member body made up of clerics. For someone to become a member of that group, they have to be approved by the Guardian Council, which does have 12 members.
Jordan Holmes
Sure.
Dan Friesen
But also, I don't think that Alex is referring to that.
Jordan Holmes
I would strongly suggest he is not.
Dan Friesen
The headline that Alex skimmed and is now incorrectly reporting on is that Israel bombed the building that houses the assembly of Experts, which likely is an attempt to stop them from being able to name a successor.
Jordan Holmes
Sure.
Dan Friesen
All of the articles I can find about the attack make it clear. The building was destroyed, but there were no casualties reported.
Alex Jones
Right.
Dan Friesen
And Alex is saying that they've just killed the Council of 12.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. No, if I'm. If I'm somebody in Iran who is maybe part of that very important. Any one of the important bodies, period. And they were like, hey, yeah, Trump blew up Khamenei. I'd be like, cool. I'm going to be underground for a while. I'm going to be under the ground for a while. I don't know if you'll see me again.
Dan Friesen
Oh, it's this in the news. Trump says we're going to keep doing this.
Jordan Holmes
Surprise, motherfuckers. Break away society. I've taken it over.
Dan Friesen
Oh, man. Man, oh, man. Yeah. It. There's just like, Alex does not have a great handle on this. And I think his. He's approaching it from a very insincere angle.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
So. Oh, well.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Anyway, the world is at war. Everything is terrible. We're in deep shit.
Nick Fuentes
Wow.
Dan Friesen
But also Hillary.
Jordan Holmes
Nice. Do you remember about time that we got back to her?
Dan Friesen
Remember, she exists.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, I do.
Alex Jones
Well, we've got this Iran war expanding and spiraling and metastasizing. We'll be getting to that in great detail today. What it's doing in the markets. They just took out a whole bunch of the Mullah's Council trying to elect a new Sauron. But I wanted to get Representative Eric Burleson to Pop in, because I know he was in both the hearings and, well, the depositions of Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton. And it's obviously one thing a few days later to see video of it, but to be there and person to see the behind the scenes stuff and to see Hillary acting like she knows nothing about Ghislaine Maxwell or anybody ever. 2008, even though she was at her daughter's wedding and so much more after that. We know they were heavily involved in their foundation and then the founding of it. And I think Hillary's really committed perjury here. It wouldn't be the first time.
Dan Friesen
Oh, I just, I don't. I don't feel. I don't feel like this is a great use of time.
Jordan Holmes
No, no. What are we doing?
Dan Friesen
We're in deep shit. Trump is launching World War iii. Hillary.
Jordan Holmes
Hillary committed perjury.
Dan Friesen
But. But hey, if it's the first time, this is quite a development.
Jordan Holmes
Wow.
Dan Friesen
But this is just yet another time. She is.
Alex Jones
Wow. Oh, God.
Jordan Holmes
Just. Just putting it on the tally for a number of times that Hillary's. Hold on, hold on. Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. Forgive me, I forgot we still just kidnapped another leader from a different country. I was, I was still on that one. But in the meantime, I apologize. Hillary has committed perjury somewhere.
Dan Friesen
Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying, hey, let's ignore Hillary. I'm not saying that everybody should just say, hey, Your deposition is 100% truthful and we have no concerns about you. Yeah, I'm not saying that. I'm saying that Alex's show started with, we're in a planetary crisis. If that's the case. Hillary's deposition is kind of not important
Jordan Holmes
if we're in a zombie outbreak, right. And I'm at a hospital and I'm. I'm charged with doing triage and somebody comes in and they're like, ah, I got a nail in my hand. I'm like, that is really terrible. But you're gonna have to wait. You're gonna have to wait for a while, cuz there's a lot of zombies around and they need to be handled first.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. So Alex has this guy, Eric Burlandson. Burlands. He's a Missouri congressman.
Alex Jones
Oh.
Dan Friesen
And state. Congressman or formerly state, now federal.
Jordan Holmes
Okay. Moving his way up.
Dan Friesen
He's a guy who I don't really have a lot of knowledge about and was surprised to see another sitting member of Congress on Alex's show. And he did not disappoint. He sucks a lot.
Alex Jones
What Are the next steps in this, because we got a nice confidence act from Hillary and Bell, you know, her laughing at, oh, there's no connections to us in Pizzagate. They divert off this pizza place that the media did. They created the story about the pizza place, not the WikiLeaks where they say to John Podesta, and it's a woman that ran a service where you could rent kids just for fun. I mean, it literally says on her side, as I say, for what? And she said, we're delivering the seven, her name, nine, take the 11 year old children to the wooded facility, a retreat log cabin, that there's a hot tub by the pool. They'll be there at this time. In the pool, in the hot tub for your entertainment. And but remember, they're well trained, but they are children. I mean, and there's hundreds of those. These are real. And she just acted like she doesn't know. And I noticed that whoever was asked the question at that time started to go there. And I could see Hillary, even though she puts on that, you know, act that she's confident, getting really scared right there. Because that smoking gun stuff, what are 7 year olds being delivered by Uber to the woods to John Podesta for his entertainment?
Eric Burleson
Yeah, I mean, Podesta was another individual that did come up.
Dan Friesen
So you might notice that that version of the story Alex is telling that is stretching the narrative and adding more salacious details to Podesta's email maybe. And if you understand what he's doing here, it makes total sense. This is a power test that Alex is giving his guest. They haven't spoken before and this guy's in Congress. So Alex doesn't fully know if he can big dog him, but this is a good way to find out. Alex is making up all kinds of details about a person who rents kids. And the test is to see if the representative will play along.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
If he nods along with Alex telling the story, then Alex can be pretty confident that this guy has no interest in reporting accurate stories and is willing to. Yes. And whatever nonsense Alex throws out, Alex is testing the waters to see if he can lie freely with this guy. If you don't push back on that story, then you're either insane or you're clearly indicating that you'll take on a submissive role in this roleplay of infowars pretending to be a news show.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dan Friesen
And that's important to do with someone especially who like, is an elected official because they might have more dignity.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
And that means you can't fuck with them.
Jordan Holmes
I mean, theoretically, we. We have the possibility of human being in power. Who would be like, regardless of my political affiliation, it is unbecoming of you to speak of such people in such a manner. Right. That's possible. Or at the very least, he could be like, try not being insane. You know, but this one, him just being like, hey, Podesta's crazy. Right? You got one.
Dan Friesen
Or like a. What you're doing is making a cartoon out of a serious issue.
Jordan Holmes
Absolutely.
Dan Friesen
I don't want to be a part of it. Thank you. Click.
Jordan Holmes
Yep. Nope. He was like, podesta, I'm with you. Let's roll.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. He passed the test. Y Infowars test.
Jordan Holmes
Wow. Which is failing the living test.
Dan Friesen
That's true. And he fails even harder.
Jordan Holmes
Oh, no.
Eric Burleson
Yeah. I mean, Podesta was another individual that did come up, but he. Look, there's so many people that are connected to the Clintons, and frankly, Hillary had amnesia on almost every. Every connection and every interaction. So she. She distanced herself from quite a lot of it. In fact, she seemed to be living her life in such a way that everything revolves around her, and she doesn't really pay much attention to what's happening in the lives of the people around her. In fact, I asked the question, you know, I mean, you would. One would think that she cares about her daughter. One would think was traveling with Ghislaine Maxwell and traveling with Jeffrey Epstein. They were at the wedding at Morocco, the famous wedding where Bill was in. Likely that's the location where he's in the hot tub. And she was only 21 years old at that time. Well, that would put her in a. In an age that would make her potentially a victim. And so I'd ask Hillary, did you ever consider that Chelsea might have been a victim? And did you ask her questions now that you know. Well, she refused to really answer that question. She really fell back on that. She, you know, all of this happened at a time when she was not involved with. Did not have relationship, and she. She had no idea what was going on.
Dan Friesen
This is disgusting.
Alex Jones
Yep.
Dan Friesen
This guy, who's a member of Congress, is creating a fantasy about Chelsea Clinton being abused by Epstein and Maxwell and then asking Hillary about it in a deposition. Then he's going on a dipshits radio show to complain about how Hillary didn't seem concerned about that possibility that he invented enough. These people are fucking clowns. And this kind of shit makes a mockery of what's actually, you know, means to care about a subject like this.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Do you think your daughter was abused by Epstein? Isn't like a random question that it's appropriate for a congressperson to ask someone unless that person is specifically there to talk about that possibility? If that is the premise of the deposition, then it makes sense.
Jordan Holmes
Sure.
Dan Friesen
This is wildly inappropriate.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
There's no reason that this guy would ask Hillary that question except to try to piss her off or to get a disappointing reaction from her that he can try and weaponize on media and social media later. And there's no reason to think that someone who believes themself to be capable of holding public office wouldn't understand that.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
And it's fucking gross.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. Yeah. Beyond the horrifying ghoulishness, to remove all of that out of the way, which is so much even then it's like, okay, so you've painted her as the most powerful person in the world who can fucking destroy everything while at the same time her daughter is at risk at all times. What the fuck are you talking about?
Dan Friesen
That's how much she's. That's how evil that should be.
Jordan Holmes
That's. Your point, is that she's so powerful that if somebody fucked with her daughter, she would murder them. Not like, hey, maybe you would because you're human. It's insane.
Dan Friesen
You care about your family. Not like these demons.
Jordan Holmes
It is. It's fucked up.
Dan Friesen
No, it is. It is disgusting. And, like, let's just imagine a scenario where like. Like his fantasy is right. And Chelsea was a victim.
Jordan Holmes
He doesn't care.
Dan Friesen
He doesn't care.
Jordan Holmes
He doesn't care.
Dan Friesen
And what does asking this question help further, in terms of helping?
Jordan Holmes
It helps make him think she's a bad mother.
Dan Friesen
Right. Great. You pr. Fuck.
Jordan Holmes
I respect that the game has to be played no matter the circumstances. I get that we live in a world where the game exists no matter what context is going on, but seriously, the idea of even giving a shit about the specifics of any name that was. Your name was in there. Fuck off.
Dan Friesen
Mm.
Jordan Holmes
Right? I don't need to. I don't need a single detail. I don't need one.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
Fuck off.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, and I think that. I think that if there are people who are, you know, entrusted with the public trust.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
To, you know, be our representatives. You can't act like this.
Jordan Holmes
You can't act. You just can't act like it. You can't do it. Like, not even like a. Hey, you get one. No, you acted like this. Now you're not in charge of stuff.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. Like. Cuz when. When you're at when you're saying like, hey, did you think about whether or not Epstein abused your child? Like to Hillary Clinton. Are you trolling?
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Is that. Is that supposed to be like an epic troll moment?
Jordan Holmes
Right?
Dan Friesen
Because if so, you're a monster.
Jordan Holmes
You know, we make legislation here. This isn't where we go around being like, ha, ha, ha ha, you suck. This is supposed to be like, hey, if. If this happens, then somebody gets taxed more.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. Should probably take it seriously.
Jordan Holmes
Jesus.
Dan Friesen
Anyway, Trump on the Epstein stuff is totally cool.
Jordan Holmes
I bet he is.
Dan Friesen
He's just doing a cover up.
Jordan Holmes
Soup.
Alex Jones
Soup. And then we get all the Epstein files, and I've literally seen 500 of them where it says things like delivering the sex slave to the Hyatt. Had to beat up the sex slave later. Didn't carry out the mission. Right. Did carry out the mission. Right. We got one piece of pizza that's glowing. And really, you're going to enjoy it. It's really loving. But 70, you're gonna have to share it. And slicely, you know, thin and thinly slice it on women. Well, you bought my baby. Do you want to buy more real Epstein emails? And we got Cash Patel saying there's nothing to investigate. I think that's one thing that's really pissed off constituents. I already studied Trump, already knew all about him, Already knew the socialites. I knew Trump had nothing to do with underage girls. Very little do with Epstein, except being fellow socialites in New York and Florida. And so just overall, there have been some Republicans that have been really pushing and doing a great job, I think. And I think the administration has unduly demonized them for wanting to get to the bottom of this, where they're just being moral and doing what their constituents want.
Dan Friesen
Unduly demonize them. The fuck are you do? Like, come on, man.
Jordan Holmes
What is happening? What is this?
Dan Friesen
Trump is just like trying to protect his occasional socialite buddy who he wasn't that involved with. And that's why he's demonizing his allies in Congress and making them quit.
Jordan Holmes
You know, it's like when it's such relativity, you know, whenever people have adjusted their baseline to where it's like, oh, that's not even. Don't even worry about that. He's just demonizing people who are looking into something. Right. He's just trying to make sure that people who are investigating something are hated by all, you know, and so he's using his power to make people hate him.
Alex Jones
Hold on.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
It's not because he's involved. No, he's just protecting his elite class interests.
Jordan Holmes
Which makes it better that it's not even personal. It is just purely class based. And that makes you sure you will never break free, you poor pieces of shit.
Dan Friesen
But the point is that he's cool.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, that is true. He's cool.
Dan Friesen
Alex looked into it.
Jordan Holmes
He is cool.
Dan Friesen
Don't worry about it. Yeah, yeah. Fucking awful.
Jordan Holmes
My God.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, we're past the point where any of this is really defensible in any way.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
But this guy, this Eric fella, sure, he's got an interesting take about what Congress's responsibility is.
Jordan Holmes
Let's hear it.
Eric Burleson
I think that we, we have way too much confidence in, in the FBI and then the Department of Justice and their ability to pull this off and to do a thorough investigation. I mean, the longer do we have any, the more that I'm convinced that government is not the answer to our problems. I really think that getting these, these documents released, I hope that your listening audience and people that can dedicate time to this are going to do the job that the government has no, no desire to do.
Jordan Holmes
Really.
Dan Friesen
This is such a bleak image. Like, I get people not believing in the government's ability to get things done, but it's wild to hear this kind of thing coming from someone who's an elected politician and is literally one of the government bureaucrats that he's complaining about.
Alex Jones
Yep.
Dan Friesen
This guy Eric Burleson is only been in Congress on the federal level since 2023. But. But he's been in the Missouri Congress since 2009. He's new to the federal level of political bureaucracy, but he's a longtime government person. He's not like, freshly realizing that, oh, my God, things are slow. His position seems downright cynical, where he's like, well, the government can't hold child traffickers accountable, so hopefully we can release a bunch of documents and then vigilantes can do the rest. That's what someone in Congress is saying. Which should help make clear how blurred the line is between government official and online talker. Because here's the deal. When Eric's. He was trying to get elected, you can bet he didn't try to appeal to voters this way. He didn't try to get into Congress based on a we can't do anything platform. In fact, his election website says, quote, I have experience identifying holes in our system and working quickly to fix them. As President Trump fought election integrity at the national level. I battled it on the state level by spearheading legislation Washington to clean up rampant initiative, petitions and referendums. He literally says, I'm proud of my record, but now I'm taking the fight for freedom to D.C. i'm going to Washington to clean house. I say this as a podcaster and as a fellow Missourian. Go do a podcast, you dumb fuck.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
If you think the government can work, good. Try. If you think that the government can't work, don't take a fucking seat in the government. Step aside and let someone who believes the thing can work try.
Jordan Holmes
I mean, it's. It is. It is amazing to not feel that is an indictment to oneself to say, you know, that thing that I do. Useless. No, it's not.
Dan Friesen
That's a real feeling to have when you have a job, because sometimes it feels like you're a cog in a machine.
Jordan Holmes
Sure.
Dan Friesen
And maybe you don't understand all the time why it is that you're doing the thing you're doing. Am I making a. A difference?
Jordan Holmes
Sure.
Dan Friesen
Blah, blah, blah.
Alex Jones
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
If you're in an elected position, you had to appeal to a public that they should put their trust in you.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
To be their representative in a system.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
And no one, not nobody, not even Ron fucking Paul is going to get elected on a we can't do anything platform. Like, he had to have lied to his constituents.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
To have these doubts about.
Jordan Holmes
I mean, on the other hand, he has been elected many times in Missouri before, so it wouldn't surprise me if everybody already knew that he was a gigantic piece of shit and that they want him to be there to say stuff like, I can't help you.
Dan Friesen
I think he. I don't remember exactly where his district is, but, you know, a lot of those are pretty safe. A lot of Missouri districts are pretty safe.
Jordan Holmes
For a real safe. You don't even need to worry about what words you say to them. You just need to make sure that you use the slur from time to time.
Dan Friesen
Outside, I'm not sure. Look, Missouri gets a. Whatever. Listen, I think you wouldn't make it through the primary if you were like, we can't do anything.
Jordan Holmes
It's.
Dan Friesen
The government sucks. We're just gonna leak stuff to conspiracy theorists so they can make shit up.
Jordan Holmes
I mean, you would hope that wouldn't get you in, but, hey, we live in. We live in strange times.
Dan Friesen
No, I think. I think that this. This dude's a fuckhead.
Alex Jones
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Anyway, the Justice Department, they've released all these Epstein emails and all these files. Yep. But they also made them hard to search. And that was on purpose.
Jordan Holmes
Oh, no.
Alex Jones
But the Justice Department made it. We can only search 10 items at a time, both in the public database, the one that Congress can see, and broke the links and photos, videos, though we found a way to find them. So it's the searchability function. When I've talked to IT people, it's done on purpose to limit it to 10. Makes it easier for the database actually to search it all, just like Google does. So they're deliberately making it hard to search. Which, again, who runs around the FBI security parameters and all their computers? Ghislaine Maxwell's sister. Did you know that?
Eric Burleson
I had no idea. I did not know that.
Alex Jones
I didn't know.
Eric Burleson
I truly. Unlike the Cleanse, I truly did not know that.
Jordan Holmes
Nice.
Eric Burleson
Interesting.
Jordan Holmes
Get a dig in.
Alex Jones
It's in. It's. It's in this. 3 million and yes. Where her sister works, she runs the World Economic Forum's complete computer systems and security.
Jordan Holmes
Smoking gun.
Alex Jones
Wow. Yeah. Wow, wow, wow.
Dan Friesen
The claim that Alex is making there is that Ghislaine Maxwell's sister ran, quote, the security parameters and all the FBI's computers. Yeah. Which is another power test for this guest.
Nick Fuentes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
If he believes Alex, then Alex can say anything. And he probably isn't gonna push back because realistically, what is Alex even saying? The first question that you need to ask is which sister is Alex talking about? Robert Maxwell had nine children, and Ghislaine wasn't the only daughter.
Jordan Holmes
Sure.
Dan Friesen
It's most likely that Alex is talking about her two sisters, Isabelle and Christine, who founded an early search engine called Magellan in 1993, which was then bought by Excite in 1996. This is an interesting piece of information, but does that justify and back up Alex's claim at all?
Jordan Holmes
No, it. Wait, hold on. I'm. They are unrelated bits of information, but
Dan Friesen
can kind of feel related because they have to do with search functions.
Jordan Holmes
I suppose, if you really, really, really are only Alex Jones.
Alex Jones
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
So there were a bunch of memes going around dipshit social media last week that claimed that Isabel Maxwell ran Amber Alerts, or the program that sends out warnings about missing children.
Nick Fuentes
Sure.
Dan Friesen
This was not true. And it was likely based on a conf of a company called Comtech, which is involved with Amber Alerts, and one called Com Touch, which is not, but is connected to Isabel and is a British cybersecurity company.
Jordan Holmes
I hate this shit. How often does this shit happen?
Dan Friesen
Quite regularly.
Jordan Holmes
I hate it. I hate that shit.
Dan Friesen
Anyway, this congressman has just flipped over to Alex and shown his little belly clearly messaging to him that his mind is ready to be blown by whatever. Not true, but exciting thing Alex wants to tell him. Him. Did you know that Ghislaine Maxwell sister ran all the security parameters of the FBI?
Nick Fuentes
Wow.
Jordan Holmes
I didn't know that because that's an insane thing to say, period. Yeah, not even. Not even. But get rid of the Maxwell part of it and just get to. Why would anybody have just one person in charge of those things? Also, why would you put a single person in charge of those things?
Dan Friesen
What do you mean by security parameters?
Jordan Holmes
What does that even mean? That's what. That's how unsecure things are supposed to. What?
Dan Friesen
Yeah. I don't know. I think this guy is a real, real winner for. In Congress.
Jordan Holmes
I'm glad that we've got the people we've got. I think that they're all. What I really think is that they're all winners. You know, doesn't matter what party you're in, they're just winners.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, they get it.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
So, Alex, he's talking a bit about the situation in Iran.
Alex Jones
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
I believe Eric is gone by now. I'm not sure he's a dud.
Jordan Holmes
Who cares?
Dan Friesen
But I think that Alex doesn't really have as much of a problem with this as you want. You'd want him to.
Alex Jones
Yeah. There's now talk of. We know there's special Ops there, but actual ground invasion is on the table. I mean, I know Trump wants to leave it on the table, so they don't, you know, underestimate us, but obviously Congress will need to vote on this if we're going to have a ground invasion.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
Dan Friesen
He's still here.
Alex Jones
Well, I'll say this.
Jordan Holmes
I'm sure you will.
Alex Jones
He is pro America. We can say some of it might not be right. Y' all have our opinions, but this is definitely in his perspective of America first. So is Venezuela. It's destroying the old globalist order. We're acting unilaterally, which we should, as a nation, in our interest. And so I had grave concerns, as the founder of Blackwater did, and even the Chairman of the Joint Chief said there's a lot of downsides to roll the dice. I think the President did this from a place of thinking it's the right thing to do. But I agree. Now that this has happened, I hope the regime falls quickly, or we realize they're not going to fall and pull back quickly, or Congress votes and we go. You should go to the American people. Maybe he should do a poll and see what they want. But it's definitely a historic moment and definitely has destroyed the old globalist order.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. Maybe you should do a Twitter poll about whether or not Iran should get bombed.
Jordan Holmes
The idea that you could be alive right now and go like, well, now surely Congress will have to vote on that is absurd.
Dan Friesen
While you're talking to someone who's in Congress.
Jordan Holmes
Right.
Dan Friesen
And Alex is saying that like, everything Trump does is for America and maybe you don't agree.
Jordan Holmes
So why do we need. Why do we need Congress?
Alex Jones
Right.
Jordan Holmes
Congress. If they're not doing what Trump does, then they're being un American.
Dan Friesen
Right.
Jordan Holmes
It's easy to see the connection there.
Dan Friesen
They might disagree with what Trump's doing, but that's just because they're misinterpreting what he's doing and they don't understand how it helps America.
Jordan Holmes
It's a long game.
Dan Friesen
Right.
Jordan Holmes
I would say that at this point, if it's me, I am purely just gonna see what the fuck you idiots will take. That's what I'll do. If I'm Trump, I'm just going like, yeah, what next? Nobody's gonna stop me when I do anything. Try. I dare you. I'm going to pee on the table of the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Stop me. I dare you.
Dan Friesen
See, I think that his behavior and what you're describing wouldn't look that different because there's a chance that he actually just doesn't want to pee on that table. And that'. Not.
Jordan Holmes
And that's why we're not getting it peed on.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, it.
Jordan Holmes
Because he doesn't.
Dan Friesen
He breaks a lot of laws.
Jordan Holmes
He likes to pee in his own place. If he likes to pee on your table, he would pee on your table.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. Maybe we should like start a campaign of like, Trump is too afraid to pee on.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, I believe it.
Dan Friesen
Like bait him.
Jordan Holmes
He doesn't have the. He doesn't have the fucking backbone.
Dan Friesen
No.
Jordan Holmes
To pee on shit, let alone the urinary tract necessary.
Dan Friesen
George Washington would pee on that desk.
Jordan Holmes
Absolutely. That red haired giant would pee all over everyone.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. So Tucker has come out and said, hey, it's Israel's fault.
Jordan Holmes
Well, I'm presumably though, but I mean it is, it is.
Dan Friesen
You know, in a manner.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
It's also our fault.
Jordan Holmes
We're all teaming up to make bad decisions.
Dan Friesen
But he, he's trying to put the blame pretty squarely, I would imagine. Yahoo. And Israel. And Alex has decided, I'm gonna go ahead and take that. Yeah, I'm gonna go with that.
Jordan Holmes
That's a easy W. Now I Want
Alex Jones
to to just say that I 100% agree with Tucker Carlson that Benjamin Netanyahu's been in power 25 plus years, he's out of control, he's super unpopular and he is manipulating us into all of this. And just as I said over the weekend, I said Saturday, notice Israel struck first during the day. The US Never attacks during the day. These things in a major operation. And clearly they precipitated and jumped the gun to force us into it. It have the archivist find that place from Saturday. And I said it's Sunday too.
Dan Friesen
So this is a great dodge for Alex and Tucker, but it's not really real. The idea for the folks like Alex and Tucker who they can see the writing on the wall and they know that they've over committed to Trump, is that they need a scapegoat. And that's going to be Israel.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
There's no problem with people having very serious criticisms and opposition to the Israeli government. And because that position is also held by a large portion of the left, these are these Nazis are going to try and hide behind. You're going to see a lot of them.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Attacking Iran and starting this war is definitely something that Trump did, but Israel and Netanyahu forced him to. That's the angle that Alex thinks is going to fly and the position that he's doubling down on with Tucker.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Unfortunately, Trump held a press conference and literally said, quote, based on the way the negotiation was going, I thought they were going to attack first. If anything, I might have forced Israel's hand. So I guess we're now in a position where Trump is a liar or
Jordan Holmes
I mean, it's nice of him to handle this stuff for us.
Dan Friesen
Is he lying about that?
Jordan Holmes
You know, for my entire life, every president has been lying nonstop all the time. It is refreshing to hear a psycho tell the truth. I will say that.
Dan Friesen
But like whether or not you believe him to be lying, can Alex accept that? Okay, I have to choose between Israel forced him to do this.
Jordan Holmes
Right?
Alex Jones
Right.
Dan Friesen
But if or Trump wanted to do this.
Jordan Holmes
Right.
Dan Friesen
If I take the Israel forced him argument, then he just lied to everyone about why we did this. There's no win.
Jordan Holmes
You know, here's what's interesting to me. I feel like being manipulated is not a thing that people are understanding very well. Because if you know you're being manipulated, you are not being manipulated. Awareness is required or lack of awareness is required to be manipulated. If you are aware of it, you're just agreeing to do stuff that's just a regular Conversation. It is only if you have no idea what's going on. So if. If he was talking to them and they were like, hey, you should bomb them, and he's like, yeah, that's not being manipulated.
Dan Friesen
No, no.
Jordan Holmes
That's just a regular talk manipulation.
Dan Friesen
Like, a lot of the. The behaviors that are involved in it are very similar to negotiation and cooperation.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
It's. It's a choice and an amount of information you have. Those are the differences.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
So, hey, man, did you ever watch Mr. Show?
Jordan Holmes
I did. I liked it a lot.
Dan Friesen
Do you remember the sketch where Jack Black played a farmer, a simple farmer?
Jordan Holmes
No, I don't remember.
Dan Friesen
That one was based on Southern. Southern gentleman in Congress who had a little joke that he told. Yeah, but there's a. There's a kindly farmer who takes in a leather pants salesman. Sure. He says, hey, you can sleep in my barn, of course. But there's three holes in the wall. Oh, don't stick your dick in those holes.
Jordan Holmes
No.
Dan Friesen
Do you know why? Do you remember why?
Jordan Holmes
I don't.
Dan Friesen
Because in the first hole, there's the farmer's daughter.
Jordan Holmes
Sure.
Dan Friesen
Second hole, his wife.
Alex Jones
Yeah. Yep.
Dan Friesen
Third hole, there's a milking machine. It doesn't turn off until a certain amount of gallons are withdrawn. Anyway.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
I bring this up because this clip ends with Alex saying that Trump put our dick in hole.
Alex Jones
Hey, clearly, like Eric Prince warned and the judge staff had, Kane said, this is murky water. And I remember growing up, my dad would tell me, hey, your friends someday will take you out in the woods in a river or a creek or the beach, and there'll be people jumping off cliffs in the water and stuff. And if you can't see the bottom and you haven't gone and checked, don't jump off because kill your friends. Broke his back and my brother broke his leg. And you're hearing this when you're five years old. Okay, dad. Okay. And then all of a sudden, you're 14 years old with older kids, and they. The kid jumps off and compound fractures, jumps into murky water. I mean, you don't jump into water. You don't know what's in it. I mean.
Jordan Holmes
And that's why I want Trump for president.
Alex Jones
Well, we've had so much success. We won all these wars. Let's just do it again. It's like walking around in the desert or West Texas, and you got a hole there, a hole there. One hole might have a pygmy owl in it. One might have a toad in it. One might have a Gila monster in it. One might have a rattlesnake in it. You just don't go sticking your arm down holes. And we stuck our. Basically, Trump stuck our dick in a hole. So this.
Jordan Holmes
We're fucking a rattlesnake.
Alex Jones
Okay. And something's biting on the end of it. And it don't feel good. Something's biting my dick.
Jordan Holmes
What an amazing like.
Dan Friesen
Okay, this is a family show.
Jordan Holmes
It's fun. It's a fun. It's a fun, delightful metaphor. I enjoy it. I enjoy it a great deal. What a crazy thing to say about a positive viewed person.
Dan Friesen
I think. I think the view is evolving in front of our eyes. I think we're getting towards, like, him trying to be allowed to say bad things about Trump.
Jordan Holmes
Right.
Dan Friesen
But he's still positive about him. That is.
Jordan Holmes
I will. I will say this. I would go along. It would take a long way before I was like, you know what? It was the rattlesnake biting my dick that got made up. I was fine with so much else on this terrible journey into the American Southwest. But, man, this. This rattlesnake on my dick is really the breaking point.
Dan Friesen
Trump put my dick in a hole.
Jordan Holmes
My dick in a hole. There's a rattlesnake. Now I have no dick.
Dan Friesen
Here's also the problem that I have with this metaphor. Yeah, the arm still works.
Jordan Holmes
The arm does still work.
Dan Friesen
Still be putting our arm in a hole. It does not need to go to dick.
Jordan Holmes
I mean, for Trump, it does. No, Trump's gonna fuck that rattlesnake.
Dan Friesen
I get it. But Alex is saying that Trump put our dick in a hole.
Jordan Holmes
Yes.
Dan Friesen
He could just still put our arm in a hole.
Jordan Holmes
Yes, that's very possible.
Dan Friesen
It doesn't need to be the dick.
Jordan Holmes
There are any number of. In fact, what makes it such an apt comparison is that there are any number of choices that Trump could have made, even within the metaphor, that would be bad, but would still be better than putting one's dick in a hole.
Dan Friesen
Anyway, don't put your dick in these holes.
Jordan Holmes
Don't put your dick in a hole.
Dan Friesen
You can sleep in the barn.
Jordan Holmes
Don't put your dick in these holes.
Dan Friesen
Classic Jack Black.
Jordan Holmes
Classic. Political juicance, as they say.
Dan Friesen
I think that these are good pieces of advice, though, like, don't jump into murky water.
Jordan Holmes
That is good.
Dan Friesen
No, I fuck a hole in the ground.
Jordan Holmes
These are good pieces of advice.
Dan Friesen
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
I would take these.
Dan Friesen
So Alex has a guest on who's not in Congress.
Jordan Holmes
Sure.
Dan Friesen
But he is his gold sponsor.
Jordan Holmes
Wow.
Alex Jones
Just briefly. He's got to go soon. Our huge sponsor. And by the way, I forgot to bring this up with you. I wanted to get you on about Tucker Carlson who I agree with, exposing these gold companies, ripping people off. We've said exactly the same thing. We've explained though. I watch this documentary, it's great, but it makes it so technical. It's very simple. If someone's selling you gold at wholesale price, you can check the price and know you're getting the best deal. That's what Elliot does. It's, it's so simple to just explain this. Anybody can verify it instead of going through a, you know, huge breakdown of it. But hopefully in the next few days we'll come on and do the deep dive on that. We'll have part of his documentary and get your take on it because you've been harping on this. But that separate issue being our sponsor, you're also an economist and really smart guy as you warned they would probably close the straight of Hormuz. It has been closed by the insurance companies, just by attacks on ships, some of which have been damaged and sunk. So what's happening in the markets? Obviously it's, it's the stock market's way down, gold and silver way down. But as you predicted a month ago when they drove silver down, it would just bounce back up. I believe that this is going to bounce way back as well. The fundamentals. So Dr. Elliot, a lot to hit here. You're with Kirk Elliott Precious Metals, the largest silver and gold broker in the US because you have the highest ratings, the best prices and best service. KPM.com forward/gold720-6053900 and as you told folks two weeks ago, we believe this is a buying opportunity. When they artificially drove down silver with naked shorting and of course we were right. So this is a major buying opportunity.
Dan Friesen
You know it's interesting how I can't remember Alex ever having Kirk Elliott on and saying that it was a sell off opportunity. They can pretend that he's a straight up gold salesman who's just looking out for you as a customer, but it really does feel like every time he's on it's a buying opportunity.
Jordan Holmes
Strange how that works.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, you can tell how stagnant the customer pool is becoming for folks like Alex and Kirk when a huge part of their marketing strategy has be. We're not like those other scam gold businesses. Yep, they aren't getting enough new gullible eyes on their shit and too many people have been burned by their scams or know people who have been burned. So their advertising requires defensiveness, and that's a bad sign.
Jordan Holmes
Mm.
Dan Friesen
And to be clear, I'm agnostic on precious metals as a thing to invest in. It seems like the sort of thing where almost everyone is scamming people. But there are probably some companies that aren't a scam. I just know. Don't know how you'd find them.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Dan Friesen
As Alex likes to say, you can judge a tree by its fruits. And as far as Alex's fruits are concerned, with his past gold sponsors, we can say indisputably that he has no problem working for and promoting someone who's actively defrauding customers. If he could base his career on working with Midas Resources, there's no reason to think that he would demand the people he work with now be above board.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
So if he's advertising with them, that's a negative advertisement.
Alex Jones
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
Yep, yep, yep, yep. I think it's even legal because it's not a Ponzi scheme. It's not a Ponzi scheme, no. But it is legal for you to buy gold from them and for them not to buy it until maybe the price goes down a little bit and then they buy that gold and they pocket the difference. Well, no, that's legal.
Dan Friesen
I think I. You know, I think almost anything is legal with gold and silver and shit. But, like, there. Yeah, there are. There are rules about how much gold you have to hold in reserve. Yeah. You can sell more than you have. There's all kinds of crazy shit. Absolutely.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. So, like, to imagine that this guy is just like, hey, you know, I just want you to buy it for the right price and, like, I'm going to break even. Like, no, you're not.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, it is. It is. Like, you know that. That if it's free, then you're the product kind of thing it needs to be updated to. They're all predating on us. They are trying to eat us all. Every little bit of us. Bones, even. They're killing us.
Dan Friesen
Yes. Yeah, yeah. And I think as it relates to, like, Kirk and his gold pitch, like, I don't think he's hiding that very much. He's just like, there's a war going on. Profit. Right.
Alex Jones
And this. All of this geopolitical conflict is going to help us who invest wisely during this time.
Dan Friesen
And it's not like you're making a big wild pie in the sky predictions.
Alex Jones
Just like. Like, the world is not having available
Dan Friesen
what it needs, which is oil.
Jordan Holmes
And Silver.
Alex Jones
And, and we get to take advantage of that. Incredible. They need to call you now. Get a free consultation, free email. Get a call. You guys need to call. You guys need to take action.
Dan Friesen
You need to take advantage of all these people dying. Isn't this war that I'm supposed to be against?
Jordan Holmes
Isn't this their whole thing about why George Soros is evil?
Dan Friesen
Yep.
Jordan Holmes
So like, hey, do a Soros, but like on a smaller scale, otherwise you're a bad guy.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, middle class Soros.
Jordan Holmes
Middle class Soros.
Alex Jones
Okay.
Dan Friesen
No, it is, it's. It's. They're imploring people to take advantage of global chaos.
Jordan Holmes
Right.
Dan Friesen
In order to make money.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
And when you hear a pitch like that.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
It makes you start to hear the things that Alex is saying in a way that's like, oh, you make more money when there's trouble.
Jordan Holmes
That is probably exactly true.
Dan Friesen
So are you excited? Good for there to be trouble?
Jordan Holmes
Probably exactly. Yeah.
Alex Jones
All right. I'm about to lay out the latest developments in really this, this new world war we're in. And I said that over a year ago. I was the first to say it. And now they've had the big war planners in Europe, in Russia, in China, in the U.S. basically say, we're in a new world war. And I want to explain what this new world war Is in the CIA's own documents, their own war games. They, they called the cold war World War three, but it was a soft war. A cold war.
Jordan Holmes
Is that why they called it that?
Alex Jones
World War four? It's already kinetic. It's economic, it's cyber, it's cultural, it's full spectrum dominance. And it has not the potential in every major AI, corporate ran corporation, Pentagon, war game. Not the, not the potential to go nuclear, but the probability.
Dan Friesen
He sounds like he's doing a movie trailer.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. Is he having fun with this?
Dan Friesen
Yeah, Cuz it'll sell gold. Yeah. Yes. Like, do you hear that tone? The probability, all this, like the way he's delivering this is intentional. It's meant to heighten these feelings that feed into his main sponsor.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. Yeah. Yep, yep. So you remember that time whenever America dropped a bomb and instantly vaporized like 50,000 people? And then we're like, well, we got to do that again. And then they instantly vaporized like another 50,000 people. And then we spent the next 80 years making those instant vaporization weapons so much stronger. And now that we have reached the probability of one of those used, you saying that means that you and I are going to watch millions of people Instantly disappear.
Dan Friesen
And I'm not saying that Alex wants that, but he wants people to like, be really scared about it.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
In order to exploit the opportunity to make some money.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, obviously.
Dan Friesen
So I think that that sucks.
Jordan Holmes
It's no good.
Dan Friesen
And I mean, like the end result that you're talking about. Worse than Alex ripping people off.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
On a. On a scale.
Jordan Holmes
Right. But I mean, it's like, it is so hard to really comprehend just how awful. Like, okay, so they blow up. They. They nuke Chicago. Let's say they nuke Chicago. Fine, you killed Chicago, but you didn't do that. You sent radiation hundreds of miles in all directions. So you've killed Illinois. You haven't just done that, you've killed the lake. You haven't just done that, you've killed all the Great Lakes because they're going to be conn. Like, you have just wiped out a massive section of the world. You can't use any one of these bombs ever.
Dan Friesen
One time, probably not.
Jordan Holmes
But we'll probably be fine.
Dan Friesen
We'll find out.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
So I think that Alex obviously is against nuclear war probably. And I think he saw War Games and he just realized that that was a good quote.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, it is a good quote.
Alex Jones
Models came out last week. 97% chance we have a nuclear war on the current trajectory.
Jordan Holmes
Thank God AI sucks it.
Alex Jones
I have to fight every instinct of self preservation I've got. Because if you panic and run, it's like the pain induction box test in Dune, the novel. Also in the film, an animal will pull its hand out of a box if it's being your massive pain. But a human can control itself if it is a human and just cut it off and just say it doesn't matter. And just understand that that's not real and that's where we are right now. The only way to win this game is not to play. And you've got all these factions that want to attack Trump just because he's Trump over the war. And all the other factions want to say you're a traitor if you don't support total war. There's a major tug of war in the administration over this war.
Dan Friesen
Or there's not. Also, Alex seems to be forgetting about the poison needle that was to fall.
Jordan Holmes
I was gonna say the Gom Jabbar is pretty important. Yeah, we gotta.
Dan Friesen
That's a huge part of this scene in both the novel and the.
Jordan Holmes
We got a Dune to war games move. That was fast.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, that was too quick. Okay, I get. Okay, whatever. Yeah, it's cute. That he remembers that quote from War Games, but it also doesn't mean anything. Like, let's say the only way to win the game is not to play. If that's the case, when was the first move of the game played? I get that Alex wants to sit on the fence now that Trump is going to war with Iran and he feels like nuclear war is probable. Right. But I wouldn't want to own these kinds of positions either. But we're only here because of moves that Alex and his people made earlier in the game.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
Like, the only way to win is not to play the game. Does not mean quit at the last second. No. It doesn't mean, like, hey, halfway through the game, realize you don't want to play the game. You. You did this. Yep.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Alex Jones
You get.
Jordan Holmes
You can't start the game. That's the. The lesson is, if you've already started the game, then you have to keep. You have to do it. That's the problem with it, because you have to do it once you start the game.
Dan Friesen
That's why you don't play.
Jordan Holmes
That's why you don't play.
Dan Friesen
Right.
Jordan Holmes
So if the game has started that. That is no longer applicable.
Dan Friesen
Yes.
Jordan Holmes
It's useless.
Dan Friesen
The ga. The game being unwinnable.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Is why you don't start.
Jordan Holmes
Exactly. But then you started it.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. You started it.
Jordan Holmes
So now we're all gonna die.
Dan Friesen
You just didn't want to play, like, the fourth turn.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. You don't get to. You don't get to be like, ah, no. If you run out of mana, you lose. In Magic the Gathering. You don't get to be like, ah, we'll start over later.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, this stinks.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Fuck you.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
So anyway, I think Alex should be far more negative about Trump, based on the fact that we're in a planetary crisis. And in this next clip, Alex explains that, basically, Trump is gambling with our lives.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, that sounds right.
Alex Jones
I'm not against gambling. I'm not a gambler myself, you know, actual gambler, like roulette, poker, blackjack, slot machines. But, I mean, I've gone and done it to see what it's like here and there. Probably gambled like 10 times in Vegas, a few times on cruise ships. You spend a little bit of money, you said, I'm gonna spend this much, you go do it. And then a few times, you know, my wife's winning, or I start winning, and I'm like, you know what? I just won $2,000 above what I've. I'm done. But you study degenerate. Gamblers. It's when they're down that they double down and go mortgage the house or whatever. And it's just.
Nick Fuentes
Yeah.
Alex Jones
And I, I, you don't gamble with other people's lives. And I know we put Trump in to be bold, but he said, they all said, Jenny Vance said, Tulsi Gabbard said, they all said, we don't want regime change in Iran and vote for us and we won't do that. And then they did it. So it's just one more thing broken. And it is Israel that's driving the bus here. Nick Fuentes joins us in about 20 minutes from now.
Jordan Holmes
Oh, God.
Alex Jones
For an in depth dive on this. Great.
Dan Friesen
Good, good stuff. Good, good booking. I think that, Yeah. I mean, you know, you got lied to.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
These people lied to you and they are abusing the power that you entrusted upon them.
Alex Jones
Yep.
Dan Friesen
Now the difference between that and other politicians who don't live up to their campaign promises is that Alex is psychic. He, God talks to him and tells him what to do.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, yeah.
Dan Friesen
So that's silly. It's silly for these people not to live up to their promises because Alex should have fucking known that from the jump.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. You know, I think a lot of people historically who've been given visions and messages from God whenever they were in their darkest times and it looked like the messages weren't shaking out. Right. God would be like, hey, don't worry about it. This sucks right now, but we're getting to a better place. In the end, it feels like Alex's God is kind of more like neener, neener, neener. I tricked you. I tricked you. I'm the devil.
Dan Friesen
I'm going to tell you the wrong time.
Jordan Holmes
Right.
Alex Jones
Night.
Jordan Holmes
It's 3:34.
Dan Friesen
So. Yeah, look, I mean, like Trump, Trump is gambling with our lives.
Jordan Holmes
That's great.
Dan Friesen
The degenerate gambler.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
Good war is bad. But can you imagine if Kamala Harris
Alex Jones
was president and now you got Trump out, you know, defending Israel. Oh, they didn't make me do it. I made the decision. Yeah, which only makes it worse.
Dan Friesen
Trump.
Alex Jones
And look, Trump also knows it's a message to Russia and China. He's been sold. The middle has tried to kill him. The one, the cases we looked at, it was a setup where they hired lunatics to do it. The CIA did. It came out. I mean, I get why Trump did this. I don't defend it, but I, he's still.
Jordan Holmes
You're defending it.
Alex Jones
And I'm glad he's in there and not Kamala.
Dan Friesen
He's a good guy. He's a good guy.
Jordan Holmes
Why? What?
Dan Friesen
I'm not defending him. He's a good guy. Wait, can you imagine if Harris was in there?
Jordan Holmes
Okay, so then, like, like, okay, does body count matter? You know, like, if Trump. If Trump kills 2 million people, does that mean he's finally worse than Kamala Harris?
Dan Friesen
Yeah. No.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Dan Friesen
No, I don't think so.
Jordan Holmes
No, I don't think so either.
Dan Friesen
I just think we're treating to these kinds of arguments or like, they're showing his ass.
Jordan Holmes
I mean, it's. That's what. God damn it. That's what makes it fun to be Alex. Yes. Is to hate details. Like, shit. Because when you have to deal with, like, oh, it's complex. Or, oh, there are details, those are all just reasons to not do what you know is very simple. You said, oh, these fuckers told us they weren't going to do something, then they did it. Well, guess what that means. Now they have to lose. That's how it works. It's that simple. And yet somehow, if you keep talking, you'll get to. I still think he's better than Harris.
Dan Friesen
And let's take this another step further. If they lied to you about something on this magnitude.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Why the fuck are you believing them about anything?
Jordan Holmes
Why would you believe them about anything?
Dan Friesen
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
Why. Why would you think, oh, well, I'm sure we'll need to vote on that.
Dan Friesen
If they're. If there are lies that involve gambling with our lives in a way. Like, that's this extreme. Yep. Then, like what? Everything like Trump popularized, like, this is fake news. Maybe the news was real. Like, why should you, you fucking idiots?
Jordan Holmes
Yep. Yep.
Dan Friesen
Anyway, Trump is saying, hey, I did this. Sure.
Jordan Holmes
And because he did.
Dan Friesen
And then Rubio is kind of saying the opposite.
Jordan Holmes
Right.
Dan Friesen
And this is weird because they're both perfect human beings. One's got to be lying, right?
Nick Fuentes
Wow.
Alex Jones
Marco Rubio is very professional. He's been a neocon, but now that he's serving America first, at least under Trump, he's a very capable man. You can't say he's not very intelligent, very well spoken, very. A lot of poise.
Jordan Holmes
Jesus Christ.
Alex Jones
And I hope he's on our team. But I wouldn't turn my back on him, if you know what I mean. But he came out and then said, no, Israel decided to strike. And then. And then without our authorization. But we knew they were going to hit us right after that because we give them the weapons. So we went ahead and we. We Joined in. And what he was doing was saying, hey, we didn't start this. It says we real. And we already know that. So that's a big deal. And we got drug into this, and now there's major heat over that. So Trump's doing damage control because Trump always wants to be in charge. But I. Okay, I wasn't going to release this information.
Jordan Holmes
Oh, fuck me.
Alex Jones
Well, by showtime, I wasn't sure, because I need to think about things that are big like this. But it's got a downside. But I think the right thing to do is tell you. So I'm going to tell you what I've gotten from Linehouse sources at the start of the next hour when I bring Nick Fuentes on.
Dan Friesen
Ooh, exciting. Alex is going to make something up.
Jordan Holmes
Great.
Dan Friesen
For fun.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, I can't wait. I'm really grateful that he's going to take some time to think about what he's making up for us, though.
Dan Friesen
He doesn't. He actually just immediately says what his big story is.
Jordan Holmes
Never mind. I take it back.
Dan Friesen
No, that pause that we heard, that was where he was.
Jordan Holmes
That's where he was thinking up, what bullshit do I have? What do I got in my Rolodex of bullshit right now?
Dan Friesen
And essentially, it's just that Trump got played.
Jordan Holmes
And, like, that's also, like, I don't understand why you would. Like, again, so the word manipulate. Right. If you're aware of it. But here's the other thing. If you're not aware of it, that still makes you unfit to be a leader. If you are manipulatable, that is a weakness that will be exploited. We can't have you as the leader. You'll be exploited.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. If you're manipulatable enough to the point that Alex needs him to be in order to get off the hook for taking action in this way.
Jordan Holmes
Right.
Dan Friesen
Then he is.
Jordan Holmes
You're also disqualified.
Dan Friesen
There's no way you can be trusted with power.
Jordan Holmes
No amount of whether or not this is okay in a moral or individual sense will cover for the fact that we cannot have this as a leader.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. It's unsafe.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
But, yeah, Alex is going to try and play that card that he just got played.
Jordan Holmes
Sure.
Alex Jones
So see, what I'm getting at here is, is it. Let's say you love Israel. Okay. You think it's great.
Dan Friesen
All right. Right.
Alex Jones
And you love Netanyahu and you think, you know, he's the best thing since sliced bread. It's not right to have a foreign government and foreign power that. That we've allied with that we give money and weapons to. That has pissed off the Pentagon so bad that they came out and said, not just them, but the Pentagon as well. No, Israel hit them before we knew. So we had to go in. And Marco Rubio said it multiple times. And then the damage control. Oh, no, the Israel lobby, that's not right. And Trump goes, yeah, that's. That's not right. I'm the boss. I made the call. Israel just punked our president. And how does this affect J.D. vance? Very smart. Stood up for me when he wasn't even a senator running for office, saying it was wrong. I was he platform and nobody else would. I've met him, I've talked to him. Very smart. He would make a great president over Gavin. Gavin Newsom. And that's really what we should be thinking about is the midterms and then the presidential election, and it starts in like a year and a half.
Dan Friesen
This isn't gonna fly, man. No one cares. This is sad. Let's pretend that everything Alex just said is legit. Legit. Why should he have any interest in defending Trump? He sounds like a really bad, vain leader who just lies to the public when his image as a big, strong boy is in question. Good luck to Alex trying to get his insane base to warm up. To J.D. vance, though, that's a doomed project. And if Alex had any sense and was able to make his own decisions, the only person he should be supporting is Thomas Massie. Yeah, like, that's his new Ron Paul. He really should be doing that. It's fucking insane that he's an album hot.
Jordan Holmes
I. I find myself in the same situation that I've been in so often, which is whenever somebody tells me that we need to really fucking forget what's happening right now and focus on the midterms, I know I'm being fucked. I know I'm being fucked.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. I don't know. I just. I think. I think you have Alex being a clown. This is nonsense.
Jordan Holmes
He should be free of this. This should be the freedom that you get right now. Whenever everybody else is like, I'm trying to figure out why I voted for Trump. Now that he's doing stuff that I don't, you get to be like, hey, guess what? Fuck everybody and then move on.
Dan Friesen
If he had. If he had kept some of his, like, like, moves, his old move set. Yeah, they can't.
Jordan Holmes
You know what? Fuck this guy. Fuck me. Fuck everybody. Let's go. Let's do something else. Massey, you're great. We'll never look back, let's never analyze anything that happened before now, but let's just say fuck everybody and then move forward.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. We have a blueprint with Ron Paul how we can market you to in betweeners and some people on the left.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
Let's fucking do this thing. Let's make a lot of money.
Jordan Holmes
Everybody would love a reboot. Everybody would love it if he just rebooted Infowars and was like, surprise. We. None of that stuff happened.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. I mean the reason that Ron Paul ever got like widespread popularity is because of opposition to the Iraq war. That transcended party lines.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
Now you have Thomas Massie who has transcended party lines with his dogged insistence on releasing the Epstein files and probably will be bit against the war in Iran. He's your Ron Paul too.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
Come on, man. Anyway, Alex is pissed off that anti Semites are usually dumb.
Jordan Holmes
Well, I mean he's got a lot of evidence.
Dan Friesen
True.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, true.
Dan Friesen
So he, he's, he, he, he. I think it's partially a little bit of a preemptive. Like I'm about to talk to Nick Fuentes. Like, like I got to complain about the dumb.
Jordan Holmes
Right, right, right. These are the bad ones.
Alex Jones
And it is the low IQ attacks on Jews in Israel because Jews aren't one monolithic group. That fosters much of this because you know, the average Jew is an evil or corrupt or involved in some evil thing. And then when they see all this craziness and all this wild eyedness, the social engineers over in Israel use that to get Jews, a lot of which are wealthy, to empower the Jewish globalist, mind control mafia, whatever you want to call it. You know, something that's arm for control. Whereas I just want a big tent for everybody. I mean, I absolutely, I want to recruit all the Jews over to populism and freedom and team humanity. I mean, I listen to Bob Dylan's songs and read his writings and agree with 99 of a lot of people that know Bob Dylan behind the scenes.
Jordan Holmes
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Alex Jones
And you know, he becomes a Christian in the 80s, he becomes an anti globalist in the early 90s. Then he decides it's all bull, becomes a liberal again, now becomes a conservative again. You know, it's like I want the Jews on team humanity and there's a bunch that are.
Dan Friesen
So this is. I get. I. Hmm. Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
This whole.
Dan Friesen
He's making a lot of sense.
Jordan Holmes
Am I, am I, do I understand him using Bob Dylan the way that I think he is?
Dan Friesen
I'm not sure how do you think?
Jordan Holmes
I mean, I guess as like a ideal Jewish maybe. That's never a good place to be when you're like, let me pick my favorite.
Dan Friesen
It's not. But also like. Yeah. Do you know people who know him? You used to be friends with Willie Nelson.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Great.
Jordan Holmes
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Dan Friesen
They're only highlighting how much Willie does not like you anymore.
Jordan Holmes
Not anymore.
Dan Friesen
I don't think that Bob Dylan would be super into Alex. I think in the 90s, 2000s maybe.
Jordan Holmes
Sure.
Dan Friesen
The fake image that Alex put on back then, Bob Dylan might have had some interest in.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. It was fun for people to adopt.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. There was a contrarian ness, like anti establishment kind of feeling that he had. Like, not now. No, no. That illusion is gone.
Jordan Holmes
No, it's gone for all. I mean, anybody who makes like. I guess that's proper. That's part of why we're so fucked. Is like. Anybody who makes stuff now is like, ah, shit, these people are crazy. Like as a, as a function of making things, of just being part of the creative human spirit, you go, well, we can't be part of this Trump shit.
Dan Friesen
Mm.
Jordan Holmes
Right?
Dan Friesen
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
Like. Like, I guess there was, There was other times where you could be like, ah, maybe we have differences, but we can still create stuff. Because I also don't like the capital gains tax or something like that. But now it's. Now it's pretty obvious.
Dan Friesen
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
That guy's a Nazi.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. There's Kid Rock. That's it.
Jordan Holmes
That's it. That's what you've got.
Dan Friesen
James Woods.
Jordan Holmes
And even he's kind of like, I mean, I'm a. I am a Nazi. That's why I support this guy.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, it's. It's a disaster. But the answer for the world and for everyone, especially those Jews.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
Is. Is Jesus and Christianity.
Jordan Holmes
I feel like it's not.
Alex Jones
We have the answer. We have the plan. And sociologically, I could look at that and say the only way to beat the Antichrist system is true decentralized personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Not through the mega church, not through the Vatican. Individual relationship with Christ. And what does the globalist want to shut down? Small churches, individuals. They hate real Christianity. The Muslims do everybody. Because it's the answer. God gave us. The plan. It's real. And now as I've gotten older and I'm literally given prophetic understanding.
Jordan Holmes
Wow.
Alex Jones
Of the future.
Jordan Holmes
Pretty.
Alex Jones
I realized God gives us free will, but he cheats. And I don't mean that in a cheat cheat way, but he. He puts us into a combat Zone, but gives us a boot camp and an instruction manual. Manual and tells us the rules like a video game. You know, you can have the. You know you can have the cheat file on how to be invincible. And what's crazy is God puts us in here and goes, look, I gave you free will, but here's the cheat file. And we just, ah, listen to what you say. Including myself, because I always catch myself. I've got to be strong. I've got to beat the new world order. But when I just lay back and go, no, you got to do it. Tell me what to do. And it's just like. And everything is just calm. Victory. It's just like. So why do I fight against that?
Dan Friesen
That question is a very easy answer. And it's because Alex doesn't believe in his own religious shit or else he would listen. If you believe that God's given you a cheat code to get around free will and all this shit where you've turned life into a video game and that God is the one giving you these commands.
Alex Jones
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
You're gonna listen to him. You would think that's why delusional people act on their delusions because they believe in them.
Alex Jones
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Alex doesn't listen to God because all of this shit he's talking is fake. This is all fucking bullshit. His prophetic dreams are his own desire to be interesting on a radio show. And he fucking knows that.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
This is. Shut the fuck up anyway. I'm salty.
Jordan Holmes
He's fucking. I. If you know even a little bit of the future, we can't be here here.
Dan Friesen
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
If you know a little bit when
Dan Friesen
you're on a show where the elephant in the room is that your chosen leader bombed Iran and probably started another Iraq war.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
You can't be like, haha, I have visions of the future.
Jordan Holmes
Nope, you got to let that go. You got to at the least, at very least for a while.
Dan Friesen
Don't remind us of how you cheerlead us here.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, yeah, put it on the back burner. You're not a psychic for at least a year or two. Yeah, just put that back there. Be like, I got bamboozled like everybody else.
Dan Friesen
You know, you gotta get into the gritty reality of Thomas Massie and various things that he's doing. Real granular.
Jordan Holmes
Batman Begins.
Dan Friesen
Go back to the Second Amendment.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. Like this is exactly.
Dan Friesen
Force Congress to reassert the Second Amendment, please. Great.
Jordan Holmes
Love it.
Dan Friesen
So this psychic bullshit. Come on, man.
Jordan Holmes
It's just so sad. It's so sad.
Dan Friesen
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
Don't be psychic. Whenever you're in the middle of failing, be a psychic. When you're a winner, you know, that's when you knew what was gonna happen.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. Alex's game only works retroactively, which is why when he's wrong, it feels so silly.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Anyway, those. Those Jewish people in the world, sure. They need to accept Jesus, apparently. See, Alex's big tent, He's a big tent kind of guy.
Jordan Holmes
Well, I mean, it is a very big tent, but there's a very strict admissions process.
Dan Friesen
You bet.
Alex Jones
It's beyond pride. It's a. It's. I'm still in the flesh, so I'm struggling and I. I feel like I'm being under attack. So I have to fight from the flesh. And the Jews and everybody else just have to. Just like I need to. You need to turn loose of the flesh. I know it's scary at the moment. You do it and just embrace death of the old self. Sure, just embrace death and you'll be reborn. Just say, I can't do it. It's true. Just try it. Jews try. Everybody just say Jesus.
Jordan Holmes
Just try it, Jews just.
Alex Jones
I love you, Jesus. Just show me. What do you have to lose, Juice? Oh, son. You're real scared, aren't you? Because you've got a real potential that the devil doesn't want you to use. So, hey, if it's Jesus isn't real. He's a fraud. All this stuff. You're not betraying your people. You're fulfilling your people. Ask Christ. Ask the Holy Spirit into your soul. Accept Jesus Christ. Take Christ's hand. He's at the door. Open the door. What do you got to lose? This is all crap. But you know, don't you? Fulfill your destiny. Call on Jesus Christ. Save the world. Bring forth the Messiah.
Jordan Holmes
What? What?
Dan Friesen
What the fuck was that?
Jordan Holmes
I am a fan of weird Paul Simon. Like, what you got to lose, Jews.
Dan Friesen
I dare you. I dare you to adopt my religion.
Jordan Holmes
Oh, my God. Think about it, Jews. Come on. Like you're just talking to just everybody.
Dan Friesen
I do also enjoy going out to break with a rambling.
Alex Jones
We gotta bring back the Messiah.
Dan Friesen
Embrace your destiny. Bring back the Messiah. The seventh seal is opening. This show is fucking insane. I just don't. I don't even know how to categorize it anymore. There's nothing attached to reality about it.
Jordan Holmes
It's something of a variety show. Yep. But there's no band. There should be a. He should have a band.
Dan Friesen
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
If we're doing a reboot of Infowars. Reboot 2028. Right. Thomas Massie is our chosen Ron Paul. I. We have Owen Schroyer in a. In a Go Go dancing cage. And we've got a band. We got to have a band.
Dan Friesen
No, because I think Owen Schroyer could be, like, the Glen Bat. Sure. Alex could turn him into, like, a useful nemesis or something like that.
Jordan Holmes
Maybe.
Dan Friesen
If we're gonna reboot everything.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, but it would be nice to have him in a cage.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, that's true. So you were saying that this is a variety show.
Jordan Holmes
Yes.
Dan Friesen
You know, back in the days, they'd have weird animals that would be brought
Jordan Holmes
on to that show. Carson would bring a zookeeper on, and they'd have a monkey or some shit. Fantastic.
Dan Friesen
And I think that Alex is kind of similar in a way, but with, like, if Johnny Carson tried to flex on those animals. You know, he had that congressman on earlier.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
And he treated him in such a way as to, like, figure out where they were.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dan Friesen
And now he has Nick Fuentes on, and his behavior is quite different.
Jordan Holmes
Oh, yeah.
Dan Friesen
In fact, it seems like he needs to preemptively stop people from complaining about the fact that he's on.
Jordan Holmes
Oh, my God.
Alex Jones
Pointes is our guess. And again, people say this guy's pro white. This guy's. Whatever. We have major universities saying no whites allowed. We have whites of the devil must be exterminated. New York Times. This is the natural response to that. So I don't want to. I don't want to hear a bunch of stuff. I always want to say that as a premise right up front. So, Nick, you told us what was coming two years ago. You've been proven right.
Dan Friesen
So he's psychic. And I don't want to hear when people correctly call him a white supremacist.
Jordan Holmes
Wow.
Dan Friesen
Wow. Okay.
Jordan Holmes
All right, sure. He's a white nationalist, but he was right about everything a couple years ago. We've got him back on Nick Fuentes. All right, here we go.
Dan Friesen
Pretending that major universities are saying no white people in the New York Times wants to kill white people in order to justify his position.
Jordan Holmes
Just. Just like, it is amazing that there is no governing body for saying absolutely batshit. But, like, you know what I mean? Like, I. Like, if there was. If I was going to create a God, it would just be somebody who, like, flicked you on the head whenever you said something insane. Like, there are universities that don't even allow white people. Fuck you. Fuck you. There should be a noise. There should be a bell. There should be something.
Dan Friesen
Alex even said major.
Jordan Holmes
Right. Universities, like, something should stop you.
Dan Friesen
So Nick obviously is against the war. He has been against Trump for a while. He turned before the 2024 election and one of the main reasons was he said that Trump was probably going to go to war with Iran. So him being there makes Alex look kind of stupid.
Nick Fuentes
You never see the end of the Iran war. It's always, this is just the latest climax. This is just the latest ceiling of hostilities between the us, Iran and Israel, which have been ongoing for decades. And I don't think this is the end of it. So I don't, I don't know.
Alex Jones
Do you think Trump even. I'm not trying to give him a get out of jail free card, but I actually know what your answer is. I know you're smart. Do you think Trump even understands this? And the answer is no.
Nick Fuentes
No, I don't think so. And I think he just overestimates his abilities. I'm sure that in part, maybe they did Venezuela to build up his confidence.
Dan Friesen
I don't know if I've ever heard Alex do that. Kind of like, please answer this way. And then actually say what he needs the answer to be. Yeah, that felt sad.
Jordan Holmes
That is. That is like, you know, like that, that whenever you're leaving information out, it's because you feel like if somebody had that information, they would make a choice that you did not want them to make. So by leaving that information out, that person will make a choice that you did want them to make. Right. This is the opposite. This is when you're like, please, I am a baby. Please give me what I want or I will cry and be sad.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, it's two pronged too. It's the, you need to answer this way. And then also you're giving it away when you're like, I'm not trying to get Trump off the hook here, but also he's dumb. Right.
Jordan Holmes
Can I, can we just.
Dan Friesen
You're clearly doing this in order to make a justification for Trump.
Jordan Holmes
I don't understand why you would want this justification. That's the thing that drives me absolutely insane. I would prefer a competent, insane leader nut job than somebody where I'm like, well, it's okay, he's fucking stupid.
Dan Friesen
You ask an interesting question and I can't answer that, but you should direct that to Roger. I don't know why Alex is saying this shit. It makes no sense. Yeah, but that idea that Alex needs to be like, he's dumb.
Jordan Holmes
Right?
Dan Friesen
It's. That's what their conversation is about. It's just Alex kind of begging Nick to be like. Like Trump can be saved. Right, Right. Exactly. Like. Yeah, pass.
Alex Jones
Again, I want you to quantify before we go to these clips and unpack this and what you think is coming next, what you predict next, how we can stop this. Which already said we can't. We still got to try. I think you're right. I'm about to evacuate to South America or something. That's where all the globalists are going. But. Here's my question. Looking at all of this. Is there. Is there? I want you to think about this. I know you already said no. What could we do a peaceful demonstration? I don't know, hang something on our doorway? Or liberals would say mass strike. I don't want to join them in that. Because then you're all with Islam.
Jordan Holmes
Because that might work.
Alex Jones
Way to get Trump off this destructive course we're on. And then maybe describe to people as you predict in the future where this course takes us. Nick Fuentes.
Nick Fuentes
Well, as I said, I'm very pessimistic about that. And the reason being is because when you look at the numbers, it's not popular.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. He makes a fine point, which is why would protest matter? People are already against this and Trump's doing it anyway. So this is just the character of their interaction. Alex is a loser. Yeah. And he's having an interview with someone that he has to act like a loser in front of. Please say it's okay for me to continue deporting Trump.
Jordan Holmes
Right.
Dan Friesen
Please. No. Is that a kid telling him no?
Jordan Holmes
No.
Dan Friesen
Is it a kid trying to parent him?
Jordan Holmes
No.
Alex Jones
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
When is. Has any. Has nobody ever told you no before? Oh, my God. That's what happened. Nobody's ever told you no before. You're just an insane person who's never been told no before. And you got this weird show because your dad was a dentist who bought advertising whenever you were fucking not.
Dan Friesen
And do. You became very useful to a fraud gold guy and then Ron Paul needed you and then you got seduced by a fascist.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
Anyway, like he, you know, Nick is. I don't know. I don't know, like if I would do anything different in his position. But it's kind of embarrassing him being on Infowars now.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
This looks bad for him.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. I would stay away. I would put. There's a lot of stuff that is like, I. Maybe this is just because we live in the present. Right. And you. It doesn't exist for people the way that it used to. But a lot of problems can be solved if you go Away for a while and then people will be happy when you come back. Yeah, people don't go away anymore. They're just back on social media the next day.
Dan Friesen
You successfully change a gimmick in the old wrestling days. Yeah, you got to go away.
Jordan Holmes
You got to go away.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. And I think that, like, both of these interviews that Alex has, both this and with the congressperson are just, they are bad and they're embarrassing for the other party because Alex is acting in a way that a normal person should be like, this is fucking stupid. Why are we having this conversation?
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dan Friesen
But the congressman is, he's engaged in this conversation in a way that Alex is steering and he's controlling.
Nick Fuentes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Nick is engaged in this conversation in a way that Nick is controlling.
Alex Jones
Yep.
Jordan Holmes
It's. It's just more evidence of Alex supplicating. You know, it is, it is more evidence of Alex going to the fucking white nationalist pyramid and hoping that the pharaoh will help him grow crops and shit.
Dan Friesen
Yep. And so we get to, you know, really the point. Point. And that is that, like, Alex has to recognize and it's clear that he's feeling that there's a moral imperative to be against Trump.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. You have to.
Dan Friesen
And when he sits down with a little baby Nazi.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
He can't really argue that we're being
Alex Jones
sold on a forever war right now. So here's my problem. I don't want the Democrats opening the border. I want to. I like Trump killing the carbon tax. I like the no tax on tips. There's all this good stuff. But rapidly, like, I can like ignore some stuff and hold my nose with Trump, but quickly, I mean, by the hour. I morally cannot be part of this. You're already there saying vote Democrat. I get you're saying that as a carrot and stick, but I mean, what the hell's going on here?
Nick Fuentes
I think you have to. I think you have to vote Democrat in 26. And I'll tell you why. I mean, I mean, we're being told always that the Republicans are the lesser of two evils, that they're gonna be marginally better than the Democrats. Look at all of the broken promises. Epstein files.
Jordan Holmes
That's huge.
Nick Fuentes
It's huge. And let's be honest, they tried to cover it up. It's not like they fumbled that. It's not like they made a mistake. They engaged in an active cover up and they failed only because of a revolt within their own party. And now Marjorie Greene is an outcast. She was like the MAGA congresswoman. She Was like the one in Congress who came after Trump won the election. She's an outcast because she led the coup to get the Epstein files released. That's a big one.
Dan Friesen
It's big. That looks bad.
Jordan Holmes
Hey, buddy. Welcome to political disaffection.
Dan Friesen
I think that Nick is. Obviously, his politics and his ideas are incompatible with a decent society.
Jordan Holmes
Sure.
Dan Friesen
But he has reached basically the end point of where all of this should go for people who are in, like, Alex's camp, which is like, okay, the. The fucking outsider renegade candidate is just another illusion.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
You idiots.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
And so he just wants people to vote them now.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
In the midterms.
Eric Burleson
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
I mean, it is. It is like the. The difference. A functioning bear trap and not. Right. If you step on the pressure, the bear trap snaps. Right. That's how you know it's a working bear trap. If it doesn't, if you can step on it, then it's meaningless. It's just more ground. Right. Like, if you can just step on Alex's face and he'll still be like, how do we save him?
Alex Jones
I.
Jordan Holmes
He's just stupid.
Dan Friesen
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
Then you're a shitty trap. Right.
Eric Burleson
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Like an hour ago, Alex was like, he's a good guy.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
He's covering up Epstein stuff, but it's no big deal. He's not really involved. Like, what. What Nick is actually saying isn't really that different than what Alex is saying. But Nick has a point.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
Alex is trying to obscure and like, hey, look, I don't want the open. I don't want the Democrats to be. Isn't it great that Harris isn't in office?
Jordan Holmes
Right.
Dan Friesen
Right.
Jordan Holmes
Well, he wants to. He wants to make you feel like he's on your team while at the same time, at the end of this, nothing happens. Whereas with Fuentes, at the end of it, it is, we need to get. We need to get Trump out of office. That is the idea.
Dan Friesen
But it's not get Trump out of office for a good reason.
Jordan Holmes
Right.
Dan Friesen
It's to make things worse.
Alex Jones
Right.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. It's a critical. It's a critical thing to understand about his position.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
And I think that a lot of people are, you know, making some dunks and maybe talking about Nick saying that people should vote Democrat and I think they should just ignore it.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Nick Fuentes
Thousands of American and Israeli airstrikes destroying Iran's military. Here's how I feel about it. If you will tolerate that, you will tolerate anything. Like it will.
Dan Friesen
What.
Nick Fuentes
At what point do you say no? What point do you say there's no excuses. People say, well, if there's boots on the ground, boots on the ground. Dude, they're dropping bombs everywhere and it's in Iran. So for me, I said, that's the last straw. I'm out. And you know me, I'm not. I'm the furthest thing from a Democrat. I'm far right. I'm not left wing or even liberal. I don't consider myself even a center liberal or a right wing.
Alex Jones
Let's talk about that. Democrats get in. Isn't that an accelerationist?
Nick Fuentes
No, I think that the opposite. Know that I would care.
Jordan Holmes
It's giving us time to regroup.
Nick Fuentes
I would characterize it as corrective. And it's sending a message to the GOP before the big one, which is 28.
Alex Jones
Yeah. You're saying the only leverage we've got is the wake up call, right?
Dan Friesen
Yeah. So I think that anybody. I don't know who would. But anybody who thinks like, hey, Nick wants to vote Democrat, there's some possibility of alliance or there's some possibility of like. It's the same mentality that like the Harris campaign would engage in with Dick Cheney endorsing them.
Jordan Holmes
You bet.
Dan Friesen
You should ignore this. If you. If you want to accept it in any way, you need to accept it in a like, fuck you way. There needs to be a like. Okay, we're the Harris campaign. Dick Cheney wants to support us. We're going to insult him if we get elected.
Jordan Holmes
Thank you for your support. If we get elected, fuck you, I will put you in jail for the rest of your life. For the rest of your life.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. Thank you for Democrat. Right. Enjoy your way of sticking it to the GOP in order to make them more extreme. Good. Who cares?
Jordan Holmes
Right?
Dan Friesen
It does not affect. It is not a meaningful political thing. No, this is strategic.
Jordan Holmes
Right. Well, I mean, it's not as if we've ever seen in the past the Republicans reject somebody and then vote for Democrats and then the Democrats go, we have to get more Republicans. And then they move further to the right. And then in response, the Republicans go further in the right and then. Wait, wait, wait. That's how we got here, huh?
Dan Friesen
The only way really to fight back, I think against this kind of mentality, and I think it would be a fool's errand to do because I think it would blow up in your face. Yeah, but if the Nazis are going to go left and vote Democrat, then the left should go very left.
Alex Jones
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Make obviously, make them vote for candidates that believe in things that are like, impossible to get through otherwise, vote for people who would give Medicare for All, like, these kinds of things. Like, you have to force their hand then.
Jordan Holmes
Right.
Dan Friesen
If they're in a position where they're openly talking about. About sticking it to the GOP with a corrective vote in the midterms, then you need to punish them.
Jordan Holmes
Now, here is my counterpoint, based on the evidence we have. What if, instead, you fondle their balls so they feel good about themselves?
Dan Friesen
Don't stick your dick in this hole,
Jordan Holmes
despite the fact that they have been horribly abusive to you forever and then will continue to do so once you stop fondling their balls.
Dan Friesen
That's a bad strategy.
Jordan Holmes
It is a bad strategy, but while
Dan Friesen
I'm on the subject, mine was bad, too. I don't think it would work, and I think it would have more of a tendency to blow up in your face than not.
Alex Jones
And.
Dan Friesen
And any strategy that would rely on their support is no good. No. It's the stupidest. Good, stupidest thing in the world. But.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
I think it's cute. I think. I think it's cute that Nick is saying this to Alex's face.
Jordan Holmes
Well, I mean. Yeah. The iron. The irony of all of it is that the. The irony of all of this.
Alex Jones
This.
Jordan Holmes
All of this is that right now Nick Fuentes is saying in 1991, we need to vote for Clinton. That is exactly what is happening.
Dan Friesen
Well, midterms, see, that's.
Jordan Holmes
That's whichever. Whichever you like.
Dan Friesen
He is very set. And he does express this, that voting that way in the midterms is in order to make sure there's a good candidate in 2028.
Jordan Holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Dan Friesen
So it is all in service of, like, course correcting for the extreme right. Right. They've gotten off track with Trump and all this bullshit. So, like, there is no there. He would not say this, probably. Well, no, because he did say it in 2024.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
He said, don't vote for Trump.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
Dan Friesen
I don't know.
Jordan Holmes
And then, you know, Clinton stuff will lead to. Back here.
Dan Friesen
Sure.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
It's a great cycle.
Jordan Holmes
It's a good cycle.
Dan Friesen
So, you know, you have Marco Rubio coming out and saying that Israel forced our hand.
Jordan Holmes
Sure.
Dan Friesen
And then you got Trump coming out and saying, I forced Israel's hand.
Alex Jones
Right.
Dan Friesen
And Nick is annoyed that Trump is just lying.
Alex Jones
So if anything, I might have forced Israel's hand. But Israel was ready, and we were ready, and we've had a very, very powerful impact. Well, since the 80s, Iran has not launched an attack first. Every attack has been a response. A Retaliatory attack. I mean, that is literally pulled out of Trump's butt, Nick.
Jordan Holmes
It is.
Nick Fuentes
And that's exactly what happened last year, too. Israel came in and Trump said, oh, we knew they were doing it. They told us. And the whole negotiations were a ruse. It's almost just childish to see Trump in the White House.
Jordan Holmes
Almost.
Nick Fuentes
Well, actually, I forced Israel to do it. This is when Trump just becomes grating. You know, all those things we thought were charming 10 years ago were endearing or funny. Now it's just grating and insufferable. He's obviously full of it. That there's nothing true about that at all. This idea that, like, you say that Iran was about to attack us.
Dan Friesen
Really? See, it used to be fun how Trump would pursue his own interests to the point of directly lying to everyone's face shamelessly, but now I don't like it when he's doing it. I don't like why he's doing it anymore. So it's grading. That's all Nick saying. Like, we used to love his lies and the brazenness of his lies, and now it sucks.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, I. I mean, you know, sometimes. Sometimes there's. There's like this feeling of a. Of an I told you so in. In a. Like, I have the experience of this. You haven't had the experience. It makes sense for you. You to not know this. I am telling you so. But not in a, like, douchebaggy way. In just like a. See what experience counts for. Right. And I don't have that with him. I. I will fight him to my dying day with every breath I have. I hate him so fucking much. And so this idea of him being like, no, fuck off. Fuck you. Yeah, fuck you, you fucking asshole. This was predictable. We told you this was going to happen. You knew it was going to happen. Fuck you.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. I think the correct response to Nick being like, vote Dem is I'll punch you still.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. I'll fight you to the death right now. Right now.
Dan Friesen
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
Vote for anybody.
Dan Friesen
Whatever you believe in isn't political. And trying to make this argument within the political structure and framework is you're trying to hurt and kill a lot of people and. Great.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. This is not a ballot issue. No, no.
Dan Friesen
So I think one of the things that makes it even more difficult is that, like, Alex is a loser. He is just acting like a total loser, raising the white flag to Nick.
Alex Jones
You've been rider than me on this, and I'm not always right. I'm right about 90% of the time. I've been very honest. So I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to now Mia Copa here, because when I'm wrong, I'm going to say it publicly. I needed Trump to be real. And so much good stuff, the carbon tax getting out of it. I can go for an hour and it's still better than that. But you can't have lesser two evils. I have the Democrats trying to put me in prison. I just got subpoenaed again to defend. When I got Arctic Frost. I gotta go to Congress and provide my documents because going after, you know, Jack Smith. So the Democrats are trying to put me in prison. They run show trials on hbo. So obviously it's not that I'm being paid off by Trump. I've been persecuted for supporting. So I want to now pay out on this. I want to save the country, secure the border, find the missing kids. I want to believe, but I'm not in a cult. I'm not delusional. So I. I was like, I'm critical. I'm critical. This is overall good. But I. You know, and now I'm just like, now I'm having to think of the off ramp. Nick, we've talked about this privately. You know, you're targeted, too. They're going to kill your house. This is.
Jordan Holmes
We're.
Alex Jones
We're. Your name's Nick J. Fuentes. I'm Alex E. Jones. Where we're real people, we're under attack. So we're in the real world.
Nick Fuentes
You.
Alex Jones
You do what you think's right. I do what I think's right. You're not paid by people. I'm not. We're just our fans. So, to me, I needed Trump as my. My lifeboat. May not be perfect, but it's the lifeboat I've got. And I'm watching it sink by its own doing. And. And so this is horrifying. And. And so. But I can't sign on the covering of Epstein. I can't sign on to World War Three. And so that's why I tried to promote the optimism, because I fucking need this, man.
Dan Friesen
That feels like one of the realest moments on Alex's show in a very long time. Yeah, I fucking needed this.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
I pretended everything was good and I liked this, and I acted like there was optimism because I fucking needed this. Nick, you baby Nazi. You're right. I was wrong about this. And. And, fuck, it sucks. Now I don't think this means anything.
Jordan Holmes
Nope.
Dan Friesen
I think he'll go back to being like, aren't you glad Kamala is not in office tomorrow?
Jordan Holmes
I believe it.
Dan Friesen
But this is a real moment of. This was about my. My feelings.
Jordan Holmes
Acknowledging that he needed it. Especially in that tone. That's different. Yeah, that is different.
Dan Friesen
He fake cries a lot.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
There was a feeling of. Almost like he was going to cry there. That felt real.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Because it was about himself.
Jordan Holmes
Don't expect. Don't expect the person at an intervention not to try and escape. But if you hear that tone of voice, it's gonna go back to the same as it was tomorrow. But there's something there.
Dan Friesen
Having an experience.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
I needed this shit to be real, so I acted like it was real and it is now clearly fake. And what the fuck? What do I do? Where's my offering? There isn't one. You don't get an offer. No.
Jordan Holmes
And then committed.
Dan Friesen
Your name, your treasure, your blood, all of this stuff to pretending that Trump was a good life raft. You sink.
Jordan Holmes
Yep.
Dan Friesen
Good luck.
Jordan Holmes
Done.
Dan Friesen
If he goes off the air on the seventh, like he's claimed is going to. Yeah. If that happens. See ya.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
Like you. This is a. That would be a great last image of Alex.
Alex Jones
Alex.
Dan Friesen
I needed this.
Jordan Holmes
I needed this.
Dan Friesen
Fuck you.
Jordan Holmes
Well, you got what you deserved, I guess. Yeah. But not even that. You got. You got worse because you deserve fucking horrifying shit.
Dan Friesen
No, I. Well, yes, he deserves more immediate negatives. Yeah. But I think there's got to be something that's really hard. Really hard to deal with for someone who has as much narcissism and pride as him. Yeah. To know that you have supplicated yourself in this way.
Nick Fuentes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
To a child.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah.
Dan Friesen
To a bigot child that. Who, you know is a bigot.
Eric Burleson
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah. I don't like watch. I. Listen, I'm fine with everybody's kinks, but I don't like having it out in public without my awareness or consent. You know what I'm saying? Like, watching this feels like some sort of Dom thing that I didn't. I didn't like. Hey, what's everybody doing?
Dan Friesen
But I don't even think Nick wanted it. No, I think Alex is going through it.
Jordan Holmes
He's just there.
Dan Friesen
Yeah.
Jordan Holmes
I don't.
Dan Friesen
So we have one last clip and it's Alex continuing this feeling that he's in. And it reminded me a lot of earlier times when he would have Rapoport on John Rapaport and he would need Rapoport to console him.
Jordan Holmes
Yes.
Dan Friesen
There would be times when he would be like. Like, John, John, help me.
Jordan Holmes
And I feel the bushes.
Dan Friesen
I feel like now that's what he's trying to get from Nick.
Alex Jones
Oh, my God.
Dan Friesen
And that's funny.
Alex Jones
It's sad to see somebody you fought, bled for die.
Nick Fuentes
Yeah. And you know, that's my whole adult life. I know that's, that's a huge part of your life also. And now we're witnessing totally unraveling. It's a, it's an utter and complete betrayal. It's heartbreaking in many ways.
Alex Jones
And when I try to salvage it with people, I get attacked as a liberal, which is when these people doing that don't even. Can't even find Iran on a fucking map.
Nick Fuentes
Yeah, well, what's called for is for us to be sober minded about the entire thing, you know, because there's a lot of haters.
Alex Jones
I've been a realist the whole time, but was hoping and now I'm just not even hoping. I'm just going to be a realist. Yeah.
Nick Fuentes
I mean, and really it's okay to have hope. I mean, we hope for a better future, but we got to be brutally honest about what this administration has become.
Dan Friesen
Jesus, man. Nick, make me feel better. Jeez, I was, I was dumb to be optimistic. No, hope is okay, Alex. Hope is okay. You're fine, you're good.
Jordan Holmes
If, if I am, if I'm at a playground next week and I'm just like crying, asking a six year old to console me, that's about where I feel like we're at on this show right now.
Dan Friesen
Very much. Very much. And you're so wise and the six year old is a racist and hates you and thinks you work for the Jews.
Jordan Holmes
Yep, yep. That's a rough six year old. It's six times out there.
Dan Friesen
He's only consoling you on the schoolyard because there's something that they could gain. Candy out.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, absolutely.
Dan Friesen
They know that you have a big candy supply.
Jordan Holmes
Oh, my God. It's a double Halloween out here.
Dan Friesen
Yeah. Yeah. So I think Alex is in trouble. I think obviously there's the ticking clock of the 7th, which we don't know if that's going to be his last day on air or not.
Jordan Holmes
Could be.
Dan Friesen
That's what he said.
Jordan Holmes
That's what he said.
Dan Friesen
I don't necessarily think it's going to come and go.
Jordan Holmes
We'll see what happens, who knows?
Dan Friesen
But also, just like he is, as he put it at the beginning of the show, he's in deep shit like this.
Jordan Holmes
He fucking needed this.
Dan Friesen
He needed this to go right. And Trump has done literally Everything wrong.
Eric Burleson
Yep.
Dan Friesen
And I don't really see a way out, but I also don't see him even taking any off ramp.
Jordan Holmes
Yeah, Yeah. I mean, it looks like he's. It looks like there's no bottom. It looks like there's no way for him to have like a red line. It looks like he's just going to keep walking forward into the ocean.
Dan Friesen
Trump put his dick in a hole and a rattler. Yeah, that's not. If that's not over, then I don't know.
Jordan Holmes
I. If, if. Okay, now let me throw this out there because this I think should be our new 2028 question. All right. Trump v. Nameless guy who's got a rattlesnake bite on his dick. Who's better?
Dan Friesen
I think you have to go rattlesnake guy.
Jordan Holmes
You got to go rattlesnake dick.
Dan Friesen
Yeah, right. We don't know anything else about his policies. We know quite a bit about Trump.
Jordan Holmes
All we know about him is that he has got a rat bite on his penis. And that seems like a fair starting point for me at this point.
Dan Friesen
Snake Guy for prez.
Jordan Holmes
Right, I'm down.
Dan Friesen
So we'll see. We'll see what, what he tries, how he's gonna get out of this pickle.
Jordan Holmes
How's he gonna jump the General Lee over this one?
Dan Friesen
But until we, until we do, we. We have a website.
Jordan Holmes
Indeed we do. It's knowledge Fight dot com.
Dan Friesen
Yep. We'll be back. But until then. I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark. I am the mysterious Professor.
Jordan Holmes
And now here comes the Sex Robots.
Alex Jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Dan Friesen
Thanks for holding.
Jordan Holmes
Hello, Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
Alex Jones
I love you.
Date: March 6, 2026
Hosts: Dan Friesen & Jordan Holmes
Main Topic: Analyzing the March 3, 2026 Alex Jones Show in the context of Trump launching a large-scale attack on Iran, exploring Alex’s shifting rhetoric, guest interviews, and the InfoWars ecosystem during a planetary crisis.
In this episode, Dan and Jordan grapple with the chaos and confusion swirling around the Alex Jones Show in the wake of Trump’s attack on Iran—a move that has triggered what Alex himself calls a “planetary emergency.” Through a mix of critical analysis, running commentary, and dissecting selected show clips, the hosts examine Alex’s evasive response to the crisis, his attempts to shift blame, and his fraught efforts to hold together a crumbling narrative while retaining his embattled Trump-loyal audience. The episode also features a detailed look at interactions with guests, including Congressman Eric Burleson and white nationalist Nick Fuentes, showcasing how the InfoWars sphere is navigating (and flailing within) the fallout.
A Reckoning in the InfoWars Sphere:
Dan and Jordan document how the reality of war—a planetary crisis caused directly by Trump’s impulsive attack on Iran—forces Alex Jones into knots. Alex vacillates between justifying Trump, blaming Israel, and floating bizarre metaphors, but crucially, can’t muster the courage to fully denounce his former hero or his own role in paving the way to this point.
The hosts underscore the farcical and dangerous nature of the InfoWars "epistemic world": where congressional guests indulge conspiracy performance, gold grifts ride the wave of global chaos, and white nationalist influencers take the lead in political “realism.” Alex, more exposed than ever, clings to the need for optimism and to his Trump “lifeboat,” only to admit he needed it more than his audience ever did, and that it’s now “sinking by its own doing.”
A Must-listen for…
Anyone wanting to understand how fringe media reacts when their fantasy runs aground on reality, the psychic cost of supporting obvious conmen, and the painful spectacle of ideological collapse—shot through with gallows humor.
For comprehensive context, see the full transcript and follow timestamps for quotes and laughing-to-keep-from-screaming highlights.