Skinny Margs For the Win, B**ch!

Summary

LA PLATICA: "Skinny Margs For the Win, B**ch!"

Podcast: LA PLATICA
Hosts: Josh Leyva & Sebas (Sebastian Robles)
Producer/Guest Host: Matt
Date: September 2, 2025

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Overview

In this lively, humor-filled episode, Sebastian Robles ("Sebas") and Josh Leyva, together with frequent co-host/guest Matt, bring their signature mix of playful banter, cultural commentary, and personal anecdotes to a sprawling conversation about health trends (especially drink choices like skinny margaritas), advances in technology, AI influencers, parenting, and the rapidly changing social landscape. True to form, the hosts blend deep topics with irreverence, poking fun at themselves and each other while exploring what it means to thrive—and stay authentic—in a digital age.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Live Show Announcements & Vibes Check | [00:30–05:00]

• The group opens with hyped-up talk about their upcoming live shows in Texas (Dallas & El Paso), selling tickets and promising good times.
• Strong emphasis on community and their excitement to meet fans face-to-face.
• Banter about affordable ticket prices and Texas stereotypes ("Everything’s bigger in Texas. Well, guess what? The big boy’s coming through." —Matt, [01:26])

2. Monday Energy & Positive Mindset | [05:00–07:00]

• Both hosts affirm their intent to uplift listeners for the week:
  • "If you're feeling down for whatever reason... the love that we're projecting can lift you up." —Matt, [05:46]
• Quick jokes about “being alive is a win,” referencing advice from Matt’s mom:
  • "Any day above six feet is a great day." —Matt, [06:11]

3. Parenthood, Aging, and Passing Time | [06:43–10:00]

• Open dialogue about readiness for having kids, aging anxieties, and the wish to be a younger parent.
  • Sebas reflects on his dad having kids young and the desire to be an active, youthful father.
  • Candid worries about mortality:
    • "When I hit 60, I'm going to be scared to pass away, bro." —Josh, [08:48]
• Discussion about modern longevity tools (exercise, skincare, peptides), desiring to extend youthfulness.

4. Technological Immortality & Brain Implants | [10:05–11:49]

• Matt introduces Neuralink and the idea of humans living much longer thanks to tech.
  • They discuss Brian Johnson (“the don’t die guy”) and the logic that living five more years could grant access to radical life extension.
  • Banter about body image (“if I stretch it, it’s bigger, right?” —Josh, [11:44]) segues into joking about cruise ship adventures.

5. Cruises: Types, Experiences, and Aspirations | [12:10–16:00]

• Sebas shares his curiosity about cruises and is schooled by Matt on options: from luxury Ritz-Carlton yachts ($25,000+) to lively Royal Caribbean ships.
  • Comic improvisation about sunscreen-obsessed travelers and making friends on cruises.
  • Playful confusion between literal and drink versions of “Sex on the Beach.”

6. Drink Orders: Skinny Margaritas & Social Image | [17:00–24:47]

• Deep-dive on drink preferences: why Josh loves skinny margaritas, how ordering them makes Matt self-conscious, and the calorie/sugar breakdowns.
  • "Skinny Margs for the win!" —Matt, [24:43]
  • "Bartender doesn't want to see a 6'2 hairy, muscular guy ordering a skinny mark." —Josh, [24:47]
• They debate language around ordering (“Keep it light” vs. calling it a skinny margarita), pushing back on gendered expectations at the bar.

7. Old Fashioneds vs. Skinny Margaritas: Health Stats | [35:55–36:31]

• Jess provides stats:
  • Skinny margarita: 120–150 calories; 0–8g sugar
  • Old Fashioned: 150–180 calories; 4–6g sugar
  • Surprised realization that Old Fashioneds are not as calorie-heavy as assumed.

8. Bar Etiquette: Go-to Drinks & Experiencing New Places | [27:03–29:53]

• Sebas advocates always having a go-to drink for efficiency; Matt prefers to savor new cocktail menus and experiences.
• Discussion of how different LA neighborhoods (like Los Feliz) are pronounced and their unique restaurant/bar scenes.

9. AI, Virtual Influencers & What’s Real Anymore? | [37:33–47:02]

• Sebas recounts meeting someone who creates AI-generated influencers—digital personas with massive followings.
  • “People out there now are creating these fake humans that look so realistic… there are now influencers… and they're not real.” —Josh, [39:00]
• Extended exploration of AI models, fake news/images (e.g., Mookie Betts’ AI photo), and the philosophical question of whether reality and authenticity will matter as much in the future.
  • Jess brings up Lil Miquela, a robot influencer with 2.4M followers—“She does collabs and interviews… but she doesn’t exist. It’s all generated stuff.” —Jess, [41:20]
• Fear and fascination about future societies where AI creates custom, algorithm-driven content and connections tailored to each individual, possibly eroding traditional human experiences.

10. Societal Change, Disconnection & The Next Generation | [48:30–54:46]

• Debate about humanity’s ongoing shift:
  • Will we lose ourselves in virtual worlds or will people eventually crave authenticity and real connection again?
  • “There’s going to be a time where… we can really easily lose ourselves because we’re so wrapped in this world that's not real.” —Matt, [48:37]
  • Reference to “Ready Player One” and the idea that people might live, work, and play entirely online for economic reasons.
• Some hope that younger generations will be more grounded and savvier about social media’s impacts.

11. Parenting in a Hyper-Digital Age | [54:52–61:19]

• Tongue-in-cheek talk about raising "iPad kids," setting boundaries, and repeating cycles ("our Nintendo 64 was our iPad").
  • Honest acknowledgment that it's "easier said than done" to balance tech use in the family.
  • “Anything for my kids… and your kid’s going to be a little rotten, spoiled.” —Matt, [59:13]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Texas Live Show Hype:
  “They said everything’s bigger in Texas. Well, guess what? The big boy’s coming through.”
  —Matt, [01:26]

• On Mondays and Mindset:
  “Any day above six feet is a great day.”
  —Matt, [06:11]

• On Aging & Parenthood:
  “When I hit 60, I’m going to be scared to like pass away, bro.”
  —Josh, [08:48]
  “I’ll pay whatever it needs to do. Like, freeze me.”
  —Josh, [09:56]

• On Tech & AI Futures:
  “With all these episodes of Black Mirror, anything’s possible, bro.”
  —Josh, [10:45]
  “People are creating these fake humans that look so realistic… There are now influencers and they're not real.”
  —Sebas, [39:00]
  “How do you know I’m not AI right now?”
  —Josh, [49:52]

• On Drink Orders & Masculinity:
  “Bartender doesn't want to see a 6’2 hairy, muscular guy ordering a skinny mark.”
  —Josh, [24:47]
  “Just say, keep it light. I like that.”
  —Matt, [25:39]

• On Adaptation:
  “Adapt or die.”
  —Josh, [54:31]

• On Human Nature:
  “Humans are special. We crave connection, and we crave human, and we crave, like, love and stuff like that. So I think there’s going to be a pushback.”
  —Matt, [53:25]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time | Segment / Topic | |---------------|------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:30–05:00 | Live Show Announcements, Texas Hype | | 05:45–06:43 | Monday Positivity, Being Alive | | 06:43–10:00 | Returning to School, Readiness for Kids, Aging | | 10:05–11:49 | Neuralink & Radical Longevity | | 12:10–16:00 | Cruise Ship Dreams, Royal Caribbean vs Ritz-Carlton | | 17:00–24:47 | Bar Orders, Skinny Margaritas & Masculinity | | 27:03–29:53 | Bar Etiquette: Go-to Drinks vs. Exploring Menus | | 35:55–36:31 | Skinny Margarita vs. Old Fashioned Health Stats | | 37:33–47:02 | AI Influencers, What’s Real, Lil Miquela | | 48:30–54:46 | Societal Change, Detachment, Readiness for Virtual Future | | 54:52–61:19 | Parenting, iPad Kids, Repeating Family Cycles |

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Overall Tone & Takeaways

LA PLATICA fuses lighthearted, boisterous comedy with thoughtful engagement of modern dilemmas—how to stay healthy and authentic when digital culture is shifting at warp speed. The episode is rich with self-aware, unfiltered exchanges, offering fresh Latino perspectives on masculinity, technology, culture, and community. Through it all, the hosts remain grounded in their love for music, fashion, and their audience, with their chemistry and authenticity setting the show apart.

If you haven’t listened, expect high-energy banter, playful debates on "masculine" drink choices, reflections on parenthood and aging, and clear-eyed consideration of the coming AI revolution—all with a comedic twist and zero filter.

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For new listeners:
You’ll laugh, you’ll think, and you’ll get a taste for how two confident, emotionally mature Latino friends are navigating (and poking fun at) the brave new world—one plática at a time. #MondaysDontSuck

Transcript

[Josh Leyva]

Live show alert.

[Matt]

Live show alert.

[Josh Leyva]

Josh has a live show announcement.

[Matt]

Texas. Do they say that in Texas? Please say that.

[Josh Leyva]

The opening of the show, please. Dallas, El Paso.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Josh Leyva]

We're here for you.

[Matt]

What's up with it, man?

[Josh Leyva]

We're so excited to meet you guys. We're so excited to make the live show. Josh, stop. Pull it down.

[Matt]

Josh. Okay, right, right, right, right.

[Josh Leyva]

Dallas and El Paso, September 18, September 19. Tickets are on sale and they're selling quick. They going quick, baby.

[Matt]

Guys, we're coming to you.

[Josh Leyva]

No procrastination. No procrastination. Don't buy the ticket last minute. Get the good seat.

[Matt]

Now party with us, baby.

[Josh Leyva]

Trust me. We talked to them. We're like, yo, they can't be expensive. These got to be affordable. And they are. So go right now. Link in bio. This shit going to be lit. Oh, my God.

[Matt]

Hey, they said everything bigger in Texas. Well, guess what? The big boy's coming through. Damn. The big boy's coming through.

[Josh Leyva]

He's excited. So am I. We cannot wait. We're going back to back, baby.

[Matt]

That's right. Texas. Back to, to, to back. Also, we have other shows that we're doing. So if you from San Jose, Riverside. Who am I missing? Oh, Scottsdale.

[Josh Leyva]

We going Scottsdale. We going Scottsdale.

[Matt]

We got tickets located below. But first things first. Gotta hit up that Texas out. All right, let me see you guys in Texas.

[Josh Leyva]

September 18th, September 19th. Guys, it's gonna be a party. Should we wear bothas the big boys? We might. Ah, damn. Why can't it already be September 18th and September 19th?

[Matt]

Oh, we. We have to worry about those, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

I'm. I might.

[Matt]

I might say, hey, tune in and find out.

[Josh Leyva]

Hey, can you do the. Hold it down, hold it down. Hi.

[Matt]

I think that's French Montana. Texas. We'll see you guys soon. Ciao. All right, guys. What's up? SE Geek time. We're talking about it. You see the mic, you see the covers? They say SE Ghana. You're listening to la, so you know, we're going to talk about the se. You got something to say?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, I got something to say.

[Matt]

Hold on. I got a microphone for you. N321.

[Josh Leyva]

Guys, I used SE recently and I went to the Rufus the Soul concert. Best concert of my life. It was so easy. Green dot means good. Red dot means not so good. Great. Pricey. You can find tickets anywhere on Seag.

[Matt]

Can I talk to them about. SE is the number one rated ticketing app on the App Store for a reason. Like SEVA says, and make it easy for you. And we're going to make it even easier for you as well by providing the code LA10, 10% off your ticket. To purchase, all you got to do, enter the code. Go see your favorite artist, go see your favorite sports team. Check out. Check Se Geek. They got over 75,000 live events daily. What are we doing here, guys?

[Josh Leyva]

I promise you. Just download the app and even if you already have it, open it. I bet you anything you're going to see something you like and then you're going to hit up all your friends. Like, should we go? Should we go? Should we go? And then you're going to go, and then you're going to hang out with your friends and you guys are going to become best friends and you're going to unlock memories and.

[Matt]

And that.

[Josh Leyva]

That's what life is all about.

[Matt]

He's right, guys. Life is about memories. It's about the mems, if you will.

[Josh Leyva]

All right?

[Matt]

The code LAA10. Create some MEMS. Hit us up. Let us know that the experience was amazing and that we provided that with a little bit, just a little bit of lav. Guys, we love you guys. We have an incredible episode for you guys in 12.4 seconds. As of now, you need to get your own microphone, by the way, right? This is my mic. This is my mic. My mic. I'm going to use it.

[Josh Leyva]

Let me be honest, every guest is a privilege.

[Matt]

Do we want to go there?

[Josh Leyva]

Get jolly, Cuz I'm on a podcast with Josh Labor. Hell yeah. You have two more. Ladies and gentlemen, let me just tell you, size 13. Look at those shoes, bro. Ronald McDonald ass shoes. Happy Meal. Ass feet make kids all happy with those feet built a. He can build a playpen with those feet. Make me a coffee.

[Matt]

Go make me a coffee. I'll take it from here. I'll take it from here.

[Josh Leyva]

Nate, why don't you go make me a coffee?

[Matt]

All right, let's get into this episode. Bro, you bullshitting too much, all right? You be bullishing too much. You know that?

[Josh Leyva]

Happy Monday, everybody. Mondays don't suck. According to Google, number one Latino podcast, Latino gang. According to Google, Google gang, the Josh Lea. I was in the building again. Why? Because this is where we work. This is what we do. We film Happy Monday. Mondays don't suck. Once again. Welcome everybody, to La Platica. If you're new here, bien benidos. Take a seat. Damn.

[Matt]

They're new here. There's new people here.

[Josh Leyva]

I hope.

[Matt]

Wow. I hope there's a chance that there's Somebody who has never heard our. Our voices projecting through the interweb and.

[Josh Leyva]

You saying that they just press backspace and went back on YouTube.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Josh Leyva]

These guys are wax.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Josh Leyva]

This video is sponsored by S.E. the number one rated ticketing app on the App Store. Number one rated ticketing app on the app store. Yeah.

[Matt]

Good job.

[Josh Leyva]

That was good. You sound just like me.

[Matt]

I was trying to time it.

[Josh Leyva]

Guys, welcome. Hi. How are you? We're excited to film.

[Matt]

We. Excited to film, man.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Hey, listen, we. Our energy is on level 10 right now. If you're feeling down for whatever reason, the start of the week, we hope that our energy, the love that we're projecting into the ethers can lift you up, whether you're on the StairMaster, you're doing your makeup, you're doing your homework, you're driving to work. We love you. We hope you have a great week. And let's get pumped up, baby. You know why? Because we alive. My mom used to say, any day above six feet is a great day.

[Josh Leyva]

Any day above. Oh, because you're not dead.

[Matt]

You're not dead, baby. Wow.

[Josh Leyva]

That's cool.

[Matt]

You're alive.

[Josh Leyva]

Your mom said that to you all the time. What age four.

[Matt]

And I'm like, I am scared I'm gonna die. Do you remember when you first realized that you're, like, not. I think I had the first realization of death not about me, but my mom. That was my first, like, glimpse of death. I'm like, you're not going to be here forever, so. And then she was like, she's like, breaking news, buddy. Neither are you.

[Josh Leyva]

Speaking about, like, moms, dads, kids. Yeah, all the kids are back in school now.

[Matt]

Back.

[Josh Leyva]

So now everybody. All the moms and all the dads now you have a little bit more time to yourself. I know. Everybody's happy, right? All my friends that have kids, they're happy their kids are fucking back in school.

[Matt]

I'm like, why are you. Why are you this excited?

[Josh Leyva]

Like, you'll get it one day. Maybe I will. Maybe I will.

[Matt]

You ready to have kids?

[Josh Leyva]

I'm ready to have. I don't. I always tell people, like, I'm never ready. Yeah, but who is? Right? It just happens, and then you just get ready. Let's go.

[Matt]

I. It's like, necessarily say, I'm not ready.

[Josh Leyva]

It's like, are you ready to ride a bull? I don't think anybody's ever ready to ride a boo.

[Matt]

How about this? Are you ready to rock and roll? That I am.

[Josh Leyva]

But who's ever ready to ride a boo.

[Matt]

To rideable.

[Josh Leyva]

To ride a boo.

[Matt]

I ride a bull.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, but are you ready to ride a bull? Yeah, you never know what you know, you just gotta hold on. Whatever happens, happens.

[Matt]

Yeah, but.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, of course, man. I mean, I mean father time or father clock or whatever the white people say, I mean it's coming. Like I don't have that much time.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

I do wish that I would have had kids like maybe earlier.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

But I'm ready.

[Matt]

Really?

[Jess]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Because now you really, I think into the future and you know, it's fine. I'll be fine. Like I'm at a good age maybe, you know, God wants me to have a kid maybe now or maybe in a year or two. Right. Who knows? Right. But I do think in the back of my head, well, I'm like, it would have been cool to like just like in my early 20s.

[Matt]

Early 20s?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. Because like I look at my dad and bro, my dad runs like, bro, he's like my older brother.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

You know, like not like that. Like he's my dad.

[Matt]

Like you would want to be a young dad dad.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. Cuz like bro, like think about it. Like my dad had me when he was like 21 and then I'm 35 now and he's not even 60 yet. When if I have a daughter or a son and you know, he's, he or she is, is 35. I'm already be way past 60.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

And bro, it's kind of sad.

[Matt]

Like, well that's how it is for me in my mind when I hit.

[Josh Leyva]

60, I'm going to be scared to like pass away, bro.

[Matt]

Well, no, don't say that.

[Josh Leyva]

Well, that's true.

[Matt]

No, no, bro, you're looking at life all wrong. Bro, you're looking at life all wrong. My mom had me at 33. She's 67 right now.

[Josh Leyva]

Bro. I know like, not even to be like dark, but like a lot of people die in their 60s.

[Matt]

Yeah. But also a lot of people.

[Josh Leyva]

Like it's an, it's an. It's, it's. It's a like your 60s. Like you can die.

[Matt]

Dangerous territory.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. Like bro, anything can happen. I remember. But you're right, I shouldn't think that way.

[Matt]

Right.

[Josh Leyva]

But no, I hope and, and with the exercise that, that I. Technology and technology and peptides and peptides. Peptides. Vitamins, Exercise, skin care and just exercise in general.

[Matt]

Sunscreen.

[Josh Leyva]

When I'm in my 60s, I can still roll with a punches like if I'm in my 40s or even like, late 40s.

[Matt]

Well, that all starts now. You got to start prioritizing your health now.

[Josh Leyva]

What do you think I'm doing? I'm drinking. Salute.

[Matt]

Dude, you're on the right track.

[Josh Leyva]

Lime, lime, Doritos.

[Matt]

You're on. You're on the track to live to, like, what's the oldest you'd want to live? Like, what's too old, man, I, I don't care.

[Josh Leyva]

I want to keep going, bro.

[Matt]

No way.

[Josh Leyva]

I'll pay whatever it needs to do, like, freeze me.

[Matt]

Would you do, like, Would you do, like, a implant in your head that, like, will change? Like, will keep you just alive longer?

[Josh Leyva]

I mean, if, like, the neural. If statistically it works. Yeah, yeah, you do it, bro. You have no idea.

[Matt]

Have you heard of Neural Link? Yeah, I saw this podcast. This guy who's, like, super intelligent, and he basically was talking about that. He is not. He's not. He's gonna wait till Neural link becomes super advanced before he has kids. Because he says when, when, like, the later generation comes, everybody, this is going to be the norm. Yeah, everyone's gonna have neuralink. Yeah, because he's going to be able to detect, like, any kind of illnesses. You might have. Your blood work, it can essentially, it could do a lot. It's going to be an advancement in human and human development, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

With all these episodes of Black Mirror, anything's possible, bro.

[Matt]

You get me?

[Josh Leyva]

No, but that's crazy, bro. I, I, bro, Right now there's people that there's no publicity on, there's no media coverage on. They're doing, like, this. There's probably people walking around that can't even tell you that what's going on for sure. And they're probably in it right now, and they're probably living for, for, let's just even say it gives you 20 plus more years.

[Matt]

There's this guy right now. His name is Brian Johnson. He is the don't die guy. That's his whole brand. Like, don't die. I think we've talked about it on the podcast. He said that if we're. If you're able to live five more years between five more years, that we are going to enter a phase in human society or development.

[Josh Leyva]

Development, I think, is the word that.

[Matt]

We could live to hundreds of years.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. Because if you can take that five divided by four with that five and stretch out that five as much.

[Matt]

Yeah, dude, that's so every day it's.

[Josh Leyva]

Like what you do when you measure your people, like, oh, five, and then you stretch it out.

[Matt]

Yeah. Exactly.

[Josh Leyva]

You're like, oh, never mind. Like, if I stretch it, it's bigger, right?

[Matt]

And that's what counts. Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

That's when you tell your homies, like, how big is your. Your wanker.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

You say, well, if I stretch it, it kind of hurts. But if I stretch it, instead of a five, I'm a six.

[Matt]

Instead of a three, I'm a four. Yeah, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

What is matters?

[Matt]

It does, bro, but it's not. It's not the size of the boat, my boy.

[Josh Leyva]

It's the motion.

[Matt]

You don't know that.

[Josh Leyva]

Yes, I do know that. Yes, I do know that.

[Matt]

No, you don't.

[Josh Leyva]

Trust me.

[Matt]

You're stretching your pecker, buddy. Okay?

[Josh Leyva]

I'm not.

[Matt]

You are. No, you. This is your bit. Okay.

[Josh Leyva]

My bit is for you, though.

[Matt]

I'm on the oasis of the sea. Row Caribbean, the cruise ship, baby. I'm riding the ocean. You get me?

[Josh Leyva]

Trust me.

[Matt]

You don't even know what I'm talking about right now.

[Josh Leyva]

Yes, I do. Well, I've never been on a cruise before.

[Matt]

Exactly.

[Josh Leyva]

I want to go on a cruise, bro. And, like, a lot of people say, like, oh, like, it's cool to do it once, but, like, I wouldn't go on again. That kind of discouraged me, discourages me to, like, go on one.

[Matt]

No, don't.

[Josh Leyva]

I want to go on one. I want to go on one. I want to go to the buffets. I want to eat everything. I want to fucking have the drinks.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Can you recommend me a good cruise?

[Matt]

Royal Caribbean's awesome.

[Josh Leyva]

Royal Caribbean is the best.

[Matt]

No, it is.

[Josh Leyva]

I want to go in fast, bro. There's a Ritz Carlton one.

[Matt]

There's a Ritz Carlton. Look at that. Dude, you're so new to this. Okay, I'm okay. You're a snoozer. Okay. Cruiser snoozer. Cruiser snoozer, Stretcher. Look. World best cruise. Celebrity cruise. Royal Caribbean is up there. Shout out. Royal Caribbean. I had one. That was my. One of my first, like, hosting jobs I ever did was with them. You look up the Ritz Carlton cruise.

[Josh Leyva]

Damn.

[Matt]

That's sick, dude. It's fire. But it's very expensive. Like, I'm not joking, bro. Like, per person, depending on the cruise.

[Josh Leyva]

Can I guess? Can I guess? Can I guess 15,000.

[Matt]

No, M, M. Nah, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

I rather buy my mama 100 cord.

[Matt]

Yeah, look, bro, starting. Depending on the cruise, it could be upwards of 25,000. Per.

[Josh Leyva]

Damn.

[Matt]

Per. Per.

[Josh Leyva]

Okay, but what does it include? Because sometimes somebody can go on a really expensive vacation.

[Matt]

And.

[Josh Leyva]

And if it takes you to crazy destinations, then it's worth it.

[Matt]

Yeah. Not only that, it's the experience. Seas, okay?

[Josh Leyva]

The Ritz Experience.

[Matt]

Welcome to the Ritz, where everybody is rich. Just try to. Just try to make it work. Ritz. Yeah. It's like a yacht. You're on a gigantic yacht. Everything's catered to you. You're in Michel Star Restaurant.

[Josh Leyva]

It's a yacht.

[Matt]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Josh Leyva]

Where's the Slide Cruise ship?

[Matt]

No, it's not that, it's not that. But no, no, bro, you got to go in the Royal Caribbean then. Because the world.

[Josh Leyva]

Yes, I want that, bro.

[Matt]

They have zip. Like casino, bumper cars, basketball courts.

[Josh Leyva]

I want to see people faded.

[Matt]

Like. Yeah, dude. And on a cruise, like you become friends with everybody on the boat.

[Josh Leyva]

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

[Matt]

It's lit. It's lit, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

That's what I'm saying. I want to go on, but you.

[Matt]

Have to also, like put yourself out there. You know what I mean?

[Josh Leyva]

You don't think, you don't think Sebastian is going to put himself out there, bro, I am the guy, okay?

[Matt]

I'm on a cruise, okay. I'm just kicking out, kicking out, kicking out. Yeah. I have so much sunscreen on my body. You know those guys that just fucking all white.

[Josh Leyva]

I've never gotten that.

[Matt]

I'm that guy and I'm on a cruise, Right. But I look like a cool guy. I'm an approachable guy.

[Josh Leyva]

Sure.

[Matt]

It's your first time on the cruise? Yeah. I'm drinking a Sex on the Beach. Yeah, right. I'm just that guy. You're curious.

[Josh Leyva]

I am curious.

[Matt]

You're like, who the fuck is this guy?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Because I look like me, but I'm just lathered.

[Josh Leyva]

Look at like the White Ranger.

[Matt]

Yes, bro. Just.

[Josh Leyva]

Jizzed on you.

[Matt]

And then I'm wearing like 5 inch shorts, but I roll them up just to get more lather. Just lather, bro. You going up to me, what are you going to say?

[Josh Leyva]

Who the are you? Like straight up. And then I'm like, be like, yo, I'm b curious about you, b Curious. Is that not how you say it?

[Matt]

No, you can. I just want to know the context of what you're trying to say here.

[Josh Leyva]

Oh, did I not say it in the right context? I'm curious. I was just saying I'm curious.

[Matt]

And bitly maybe. Depends.

[Josh Leyva]

So I see you.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Josh Leyva]

Who the are you?

[Matt]

That's the first thing you're saying?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. Straight Up. Who the are you, dude?

[Matt]

Yeah, but you got to say it in an accent, right? Yeah, yeah, because then it could be taking like a little like.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, no, I'm saying like, I'm saying it like ridiculous. Who the are you, dude?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

And then what do you say?

[Matt]

And I go, I'm just the guy, man. Yeah, I'm just a guy who loves SPF 50.

[Josh Leyva]

Cool. Well, I'm going to be your friend. Let's go have a drink together. We're on this cruise in the middle of the ocean. Are you down to hang out with me?

[Matt]

Are you down to drinking sex on the beach?

[Josh Leyva]

I am down to drink sex on the beach.

[Matt]

What is a sex on the beach?

[Josh Leyva]

It's, I don't know. I haven't had one since I was like 20 years old.

[Matt]

What? Sex on a beach?

[Josh Leyva]

The drink.

[Matt]

What else are we talking about here?

[Josh Leyva]

I've never had sex on. I ate an actual beach. No, I, I, I don't. I prefer not to. Yeah, it's really sandy and grainy.

[Matt]

Vodka, peach snaps, snaps, orange jice, orange juice, cranberry juice.

[Josh Leyva]

Do you thought you thought that bit was funny?

[Matt]

I got a lot from camera four and that's all that matters to me. So jokes on you. I was going to call you Dimweed.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, it's. It's a good drink. It's a drink that gets you faded.

[Matt]

No, it doesn't.

[Josh Leyva]

Yes, it does.

[Matt]

No. If you drink enough of them, maybe.

[Josh Leyva]

It'S all sugar, bro.

[Matt]

Exactly, exactly.

[Josh Leyva]

Any sugary drink that you drink at a bar gets you drunk fast because of the sugar content.

[Matt]

That's very true.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. And that's what gives you the headache. Yeah, that's why I stopped drinking them. The only sugary drink I actually drink, and I actually still drink to this day, is a tequila soda. Old fashioned, Old fashioned sugar.

[Matt]

Okay, I'll be honest with you. I literally just like stopped listening to you after you insulted my Joe. I just like, I just went like this. This is knocked out.

[Josh Leyva]

Don't care.

[Matt]

Don't care. No, you're right. Old fashioned. I am a tequila soda guy. Starting off with a tequila soda. It's not the move.

[Josh Leyva]

No. Hell no.

[Matt]

It's not the move.

[Josh Leyva]

No.

[Matt]

You need something sweet. Almost even like a margarita. You're good. Yeah, like start with a margarita.

[Josh Leyva]

Spicy mark. Spicy mango mark.

[Matt]

No, not for me. The mango's too sweet. Because they use like a puree, right, for the mango.

[Josh Leyva]

Depends on the restaurant.

[Matt]

Well, how else would they do it?

[Josh Leyva]

Sometimes it's mango juice, sometimes it's Mango puree.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah. No, And I'm going skinny.

[Josh Leyva]

Sometimes it's mango sea root. Yeah, yeah, bro, that's the thing. Like, I get that you go skinny Margarita, but that is so whack that you say that at a bartender. Like, honestly, and I'm just saying this as your friend, we can cut this out.

[Matt]

Well, I go.

[Josh Leyva]

I've been in situations when you order a skinny margarita.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

I have to tell the bartender I am not with you.

[Matt]

No, but here's the thing. I'm not just going skinny Mark. Right.

[Josh Leyva]

Yes, you are.

[Matt]

No, no, no. Listen, I like. I kind of, like, make it like, a little mystery. Like, can I get an Ozempic, Mark? You know what I mean? Like, sometimes I'll throw that out there. Just, like, the fucking syringe inside. Can I get an Ozempic, Mark? You know? Yeah. Can I get a. What's that one?

[Josh Leyva]

Can I get a Manjaro mocktail?

[Matt]

Yes, exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

[Josh Leyva]

Can I get a GLP one with a dash of vodka? Oh, those are nice. I was gonna steal our idea.

[Matt]

Why is skinny marg.

[Josh Leyva]

It's just because. Because you're like, six. What?

[Matt]

Four?

[Josh Leyva]

You're not, idiot. Six. I'll give you six. Three.

[Matt]

Okay. Fair.

[Josh Leyva]

When you wear your tacones.

[Matt]

Fair.

[Josh Leyva]

You're a 6.

[Matt]

2. 6. Are you googling my high chest? Like, how tall is Josh?

[Josh Leyva]

Look, you're a 626.

[Matt]

What does it say on Google if you Google how tall is Josh? Lema food.

[Josh Leyva]

You think people care or ever Googled that? No.

[Matt]

Hold on. Let me see. Let's see what it says.

[Josh Leyva]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

Does it say 63?

[Josh Leyva]

Oh.

[Matt]

Oh, my God, you're right there.

[Josh Leyva]

Do you think people care enough to say anything about me? Jess?

[Matt]

Let's see. Do you have an imbd?

[Josh Leyva]

I don't know.

[Matt]

Listen, I do. You do. You do. You do, too.

[Jess]

510.

[Josh Leyva]

What? I'm not even 5. 10.

[Jess]

But it doesn't.

[Josh Leyva]

Are you. That's not even me, though.

[Matt]

Birthday.

[Josh Leyva]

I think people. I think people know me more as I sell us. Can you type that?

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. There you go. But there's. Is this you? Nah.

[Josh Leyva]

Oh, that is me. That's my birthday.

[Jess]

Instagrams star.

[Matt]

No.

[Josh Leyva]

Where's my picture?

[Matt]

There's no photo.

[Josh Leyva]

Wait, what does it say? Hold on. I've never even read this before.

[Matt]

Famous birthdays. You think you're so influen.

[Jess]

For his I Instagram account, he posts a variety of fashion, cycling, and lifestyle.

[Josh Leyva]

Wow. This is updated.

[Matt]

That's pretty updated.

[Jess]

Earned more than 260,000 followers for his adventure and lifestyle content. Okay, you began your Instagram account in April 2015.

[Josh Leyva]

What?

[Jess]

He hosts his podcast called La Platica. He has also worked as a high end barber. His podcast is the number one Latino podcast in the world.

[Matt]

And that's not according to Google. That's according to famous birthdays. That's what we need to start saying, dude. According to famous birthdays. I've never read this before.

[Josh Leyva]

All right.

[Jess]

He became engaged to Karen Sarai Gonzalez in October 2022.

[Josh Leyva]

False. False. December.

[Matt]

Oh, famous birthdays. If you're listening, they tied the nine.

[Josh Leyva]

June 2023 facts.

[Jess]

Has lived in Los Angeles, California. He has featured Josh Leva on his left.

[Josh Leyva]

You're not even a ass feature.

[Matt]

That's insane. Yeah, they need to change that. Wait, does La Platica have one? If you. I saw like a La Platika thing.

[Jess]

Yours is clickable, but.

[Matt]

Oh, click on mine. What the heck.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, Pop culture podcast in which the hosts discuss influencer and celebrity gossip, relationship advice and more.

[Matt]

Sorry, listeners, if you guys are just listening to this, if you're not interested, I'm so sorry, but this is never captivating far.

[Josh Leyva]

They often inv. What does it say on.

[Jess]

They often invite on celebrity.

[Josh Leyva]

On celebrity guests for interviews. Their podcast also has a video component on YouTube. Their podcast video has been streamed more than 32 million times on YouTube. Jenna Lopez was a guest on the podcast. That's awesome that they included her Shout out. Jennica. What did she say about you're not approachable? That's what she said.

[Matt]

Why did you have to bring that up?

[Josh Leyva]

That's Jenna Colopus. They brought it up.

[Matt]

No, she didn't say I wasn't approachable. She said I wasn't that approachable. Wait. Go to my jazz.

[Josh Leyva]

Stop. It's not about us.

[Matt]

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Jess]

That's not.

[Josh Leyva]

I gotta explain, dude.

[Matt]

Why is that ruined? What is that photo? What is that photo?

[Josh Leyva]

I don't know, bro.

[Matt]

Oh, my God.

[Jess]

YouTube star.

[Josh Leyva]

You have like a sideways smirk.

[Matt]

I'm like the man. All right. The man YouTube phenomena. Oh, my God. Wow. They should have never showed you that. That's tired. They should have never. You're a YouTube phenomenon.

[Josh Leyva]

Wow. Yo, that's best known for his channel, Yo Muscle Boy, which has over 1.8 million subscribers. And Yo, Joshi boy, that's.

[Matt]

That was like a. Looks like a vlog channel.

[Josh Leyva]

He also founded the Salud Drink mix company. This is pretty updated.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

He uploaded his first video called U a Negido on September 29, 2011, trivia on his main channel. Why the. Am I reading your.

[Matt]

Yeah, we can just move past.

[Josh Leyva]

This is it. This is the younger brother.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

He has a younger brother named Mark, and his mother often appears in his video. There's a lot going on on yours.

[Matt]

Cool.

[Josh Leyva]

Well, you're a phenomenon.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Josh Leyva]

Exactly why you shouldn't fucking order a skinny marg.

[Matt]

Okay, listen, I am the.

[Josh Leyva]

Go.

[Matt]

Scroll down for me, Jess. First name, Josh. I'm the 46 most popular. 46 jobs. Six. Josh.

[Jess]

Last name Leva.

[Matt]

Who's number one?

[Josh Leyva]

Who cares?

[Matt]

Yeah, it doesn't matter. Oh, I know her. Not like, know her, but I'm like, I know who she is. She's like a fitness person.

[Jess]

You're pretty mad.

[Matt]

No comment.

[Josh Leyva]

Dang.

[Matt]

That's cool, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

That's awesome, bro. You're a phenomenon, bro. Okay, listen, going back to the skinny mark. How.

[Matt]

Okay, can you. Can you help me out here as a friend? I get where you're coming from. I'm not gonna, like, be like. I'm not like. I get it. Right? It is a little like, can I get a skinny mark? Right. I get it. It's a little sass.

[Josh Leyva]

I know, but, like, how skinnier does it get compared to a regular one?

[Matt]

That's a fair point. I don't want.

[Josh Leyva]

What, are you drowning, bro?

[Matt]

I don't want all the sugar, okay? I just want it to be skinny.

[Josh Leyva]

There's not that much sugar.

[Matt]

Yeah, of course there is. Can you do a comparison?

[Josh Leyva]

All the margarita mix?

[Matt]

Yes. Okay. How can I.

[Josh Leyva]

How much more skinnier does it get?

[Matt]

What if I go? What if I go. Let me get a mark. Keep it light.

[Josh Leyva]

Please say that.

[Matt]

So keep it light.

[Jess]

A regular margarita has.

[Matt]

Keep it light.

[Jess]

Between 250 to 300 calories.

[Josh Leyva]

Damn.

[Jess]

And between 20 to 30 grams of sugar.

[Josh Leyva]

Damn.

[Jess]

A skinny margarita has between 120 to 150 calories and 0 to 8 grams of sugar.

[Josh Leyva]

Okay, so half.

[Matt]

Half skinny marks for the win.

[Josh Leyva]

Half. Okay. Have somebody else order, bro. The bartender doesn't want to see a six. Two, hairy, muscular guy. Tall, hairy, muscular guy. Yo, what if I go ordering a skinny mark?

[Matt]

Like, can I get a skinny mark?

[Josh Leyva]

It makes the crew look weird.

[Matt]

He's like, sure. And then I stand up, I look him in the eye, look him dead in the eye, and just grab him. Please just grab them.

[Josh Leyva]

And that's a please.

[Matt]

And I sit down. I mean, more of that came from Buckle. I prefer you do that.

[Josh Leyva]

But when you're dead ass and you say, yeah, I'll just take a Skinny Mark. It's so whack, bro.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

And for half the calories. That's worth it for you. Have somebody else order it.

[Matt]

Can I tell you the truth? You don't give a. Don't care. I don't care. Do you know how many people have made fun of me for ordering a Skinny Margarita? I don't care.

[Josh Leyva]

Just say, keep it light. I like that.

[Matt]

Keep it light.

[Josh Leyva]

Keep it light.

[Matt]

Skinny Marg. Keep it light.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, Marg. Not too much like margarita mix.

[Matt]

So Skinny Marg. If you insist.

[Josh Leyva]

But that happens rarely.

[Matt]

What?

[Josh Leyva]

That you order a Skinny Marg?

[Matt]

No, I just go tequila.

[Josh Leyva]

Tequila soda has none of that. It's just tequila.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Soda water.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Lemon?

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

What.

[Matt]

What exactly isn't a Skinny Marg like, traditionally?

[Jess]

Tequila.

[Matt]

Huh?

[Josh Leyva]

It's just the mix is different.

[Matt]

Hold on.

[Jess]

Fresh orange juice or orange flavored sparkling water often. No added sugar and fresh lime juice.

[Matt]

What if I just ordered it like that? Can I eat a margarita? Lime juice, orange juice? He's like, because. So skinny. Margarita? No, no, no, no, no. Of course not.

[Josh Leyva]

What the.

[Matt]

Dude, don't be weird.

[Jess]

The alternative in a regular Margus triple Sec.

[Matt]

Yeah. That has sugar.

[Jess]

Simple syrup.

[Matt]

So much sugar. Dude, that'll kill you, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

I don't drink margaritas.

[Matt]

Can we compare a Skinny Marg to a Old Fashioned has a lot of sugar?

[Josh Leyva]

A lot. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's the only one that I have. Like, it has a lot of sugar. But I love an Old Fashioned, bro.

[Matt]

I know.

[Josh Leyva]

I love an Old Fashioned, and it.

[Matt]

Makes me feel like a man. Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

And it's so easy.

[Matt]

Like, it's so easy.

[Josh Leyva]

I've talked to so many people about this. I think maybe a long time ago, I talked about. On the podcast. We've talked about it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

We said, what a red flag. And like, an ick for me is when you go to a restaurant where you know you're gonna order drinks. It's like a restaurant where it's known for its drinks. And the bartender comes up to you and he's like, what do you guys want to drink? Oh, yeah, let me look at the menu. Look, I get it. Yes. That's fine. Look at it. You should always have a go to drink immediately. And then when you grab that drink and you can, like, browse the menu.

[Matt]

Can I tell you something? I have changed my position on that.

[Josh Leyva]

That's fine.

[Matt]

No, because you know why you go to the restaurant for the experience. And each restaurant has different Lists of cocktails. And sometimes you sit at a table and you get caught up in conversation.

[Josh Leyva]

That's fine.

[Matt]

So. So I am okay with being like, can we get a little bit more time? I've changed my position, bro. Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Josh Leyva]

I'm gonna give you a little. No, trust me. I'm gonna get a lot of too. Like a lot of people like, no, I like, I'm at the restaurant. I, I want to order. I want to order what they have.

[Matt]

I.

[Josh Leyva]

That's fine. For me, personally, I'm a big old fashioned guy. Nothing with that drink. Right. My mentality is, let me see how this restaurant or bar makes an old fashioned.

[Matt]

Yeah, but that's a, that's a Sevas thing.

[Josh Leyva]

I know.

[Matt]

That's like your little.

[Josh Leyva]

A lot of people might think like that.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

And then I'm like, oh, let me look at the drinks. Like the Mezcal drinks.

[Matt]

Sure.

[Josh Leyva]

Smoky. You know, I'll ask the bartender.

[Matt]

What do you like?

[Josh Leyva]

I like Mezcal or I like tequila. Bring me something that people order. Something that represents this establishment.

[Matt]

I don't do that because they all, all. They're all going to be sugary drinks. That's what people do.

[Josh Leyva]

But you say, don't make it that sugary. And he likes the skinny ones.

[Matt]

I didn't say that. Yeah, he did. Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

So.

[Matt]

Okay. Okay.

[Josh Leyva]

You know what I mean?

[Matt]

No, I do. I do. And if you're going to go with me to a restaurant, I'm going to order. If you're ready to order a drink, I'm never going to tell you. I need more time. If you order, I'm ordering something. Something I'm going to. I do. I go off of people's leads. You know what I mean?

[Josh Leyva]

But yeah, you're right. You know, there are some restaurants where I know that they have, like, maybe they're known for their mescal. For example, there's a restaurant in Los. In Los Felix. Felix. Los Feliz. That's the thing about la. I want to ask somebody. Is it Los Feliz? Los Feliz. Los Feliz.

[Matt]

I thought it was Los Felix.

[Josh Leyva]

No, no, it's not X. It's with a Z. I cycle there every day.

[Matt]

Los Feliz.

[Jess]

Los Feliz is technically the Spanish, like pronunciation, right?

[Josh Leyva]

Los Feliz.

[Jess]

From here, I feel like it's Los Feliz. Los Feliz.

[Josh Leyva]

That's.

[Matt]

That's what?

[Josh Leyva]

Los Feliz. I don't say that. Yeah, actually, I do say that.

[Matt]

You've said It.

[Josh Leyva]

I say it. Los Feliz. They have great restaurants over there.

[Matt]

No, that's not. Wait, Los Fez.

[Josh Leyva]

If you're.

[Matt]

If.

[Josh Leyva]

Los. Los Fez. Yeah, Los Feliz. Yeah, yeah. It's right by Griffith Park. Guys, if you guys ever come to Los Angeles, like, on vacation or. Or. Or anything like that, go to that city. They have amazing restaurants.

[Matt]

I feel like that. It sounds almost like a no sabo. Like, bro, like, that hit me in. Like, in the Los Feliz. Bro, like, that hit me right in Los Feliz.

[Josh Leyva]

Bro, I. I say Los Feliz. Yeah, like, that's like. Yeah, but it is Los. Los Feliz. Los Feliz. Yeah.

[Matt]

Good conversation.

[Josh Leyva]

There's a restaurant called Mirate.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Josh Leyva]

I don't know if you're. We've been there. We went to a Topo Chico event there. Remember? A long time ago, Me and you, we went to a Double Chico event. Long time ago. I gotta post the picture, bro. We've been there.

[Matt]

Really?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, It's a great. It's a beautiful restaurant.

[Matt]

Wait, with Double Chico?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, Double Chico. Invite us to, like, a dinner or something like that. Okay, bro, I drove you.

[Matt]

Oh, my God. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And they did, like a whole pairing thing with the. Yes. Yes.

[Josh Leyva]

Right before we went to valet. You're like, do you think they ask any marks?

[Matt]

I was, yeah, please stop. You're like, please don't. You. We. You know, the chef, the mate, like the head chef.

[Josh Leyva]

One of. One of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great restaurant. And there they specialize in Mezcal. So there. I might not order the Old Fashioned. Unless a lot of places have an old Fashioned one Mezcal and they smoke it. Yeah. So it's like, stuff like that then. Yeah, but can we stop talking about drinks?

[Matt]

You okay?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You thirsty? You want a drink? Is it making you want to drink?

[Josh Leyva]

Makes me want. Dude, you know what's crazy?

[Matt]

I need to go to the bathroom right now.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. Let's take a break.

[Matt]

Here you go again, dude.

[Josh Leyva]

30 minute mark. I hope everyone's enjoying this video.

[Matt]

Oh, we have a 30 minute mark.

[Josh Leyva]

Almost three minutes, baby. Let's go.

[Matt]

All right.

[Josh Leyva]

What make you skinny?

[Matt]

Break on three. Break on me. One, two, three, break me. You didn't play sports, huh? What sport would you play if you were athletic?

[Josh Leyva]

I am athletic.

[Matt]

No, you didn't get the question. What sport would you play if you were an athletic person?

[Josh Leyva]

Hey, you know how Kiki Hernandez is, like, taste of loose first athlete.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

What am I To you, huh? I did that super sick cycling video, Remember?

[Matt]

That was all AI, you know it. You. You pedal.

[Josh Leyva]

You guys told me I was an athlete.

[Matt]

You pedal on a bicycle. Okay? You are not an athlete, bro. Okay?

[Josh Leyva]

Really?

[Matt]

You went like this on a little bicycle.

[Josh Leyva]

Do you know that they say that the most craziest athlete in the world is. Is. Is Pogacha, and he's the. He won the Tour de France. Do you even know what the. The Tour de France consists of? Yeah, yeah. And you don't care, right? No, but educate yourself.

[Matt]

So you. What are you saying here?

[Josh Leyva]

I'm saying that cycling is a tremendous.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Josh Leyva]

Insane sport.

[Matt]

All right, look, what I should have said is Kike Hernandez is our first real. Salud. Athlete. Real. That's what I should have said. I up. You're right. Thank you for correcting me. My bad. Because you're an athlete. You know what I mean? But real big difference.

[Josh Leyva]

Got it?

[Matt]

Yeah. Go pee pee.

[Josh Leyva]

Let's go on a break so I can whoop your ass right now and then touch you.

[Matt]

You know, we've had this idea of maybe one day we could still do this. Of like, what really goes down on the brakes, right? So we can set up, like, a camera that's actually really rolling while we're on our brakes. Because I feel like goes down when we have guests and stuff like that. Not bad, but, like, you know what I mean?

[Josh Leyva]

Maybe have like an iPhone, like, just filming real quick.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Time lapse.

[Matt]

Do you guys want that?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, I think they do.

[Matt]

Huh? No, not iPhone. It has to be like. Don't listen to him, dude. I just. Sometimes I just go along with it, but I don't really care.

[Josh Leyva]

Break.

[Matt]

Break on three. Break on me. Break. Bro, can you believe football season is back already?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, it's back. That means I'm gonna be at your house every Sunday, right? Every Sunday. I'm talking pizza, nachos.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Josh Leyva]

Bagel bites. Appetizers or doors.

[Matt]

Yes. I'm talking zero productivity.

[Josh Leyva]

But the games are about crazy, and it's going to be worth it. I'm about to put something down. Diet out the dough.

[Matt]

Come on, baby. Diet out the dough. Money in the flow. We have teamed up with DraftKings sportsbook, and they're hooking it up crazy right now.

[Josh Leyva]

What you mean what they hooking it.

[Matt]

Up with new customers? Bet $5 and you instantly get back $300 in bonus bets. Just like that, Bey, Come on.

[Josh Leyva]

My bang. Plus, you get $200 off. $200 off NFL Ticket on YouTube and YouTube TV.

[Matt]

Oh, that's a deal.

[Josh Leyva]

Just like that.

[Matt]

Wait, so you're telling me $300 in bonus bets and $200 off Sunday ticket? Oh, I'm a play play, guys. Just sign up by using the code Latica.

[Josh Leyva]

That's it. And that's platica. In all caps, baby.

[Matt]

Come on, baby. No cap, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

I can already see it. Sunday morning through the night.

[Matt]

Come on, baby.

[Josh Leyva]

Just ask your pad.

[Matt]

My paddle?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, your pad. Opening your fridge, eating all your snacks.

[Matt]

All my snacks?

[Josh Leyva]

All the Coke Z's.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Josh Leyva]

Every Sunday. Mr. Leyva.

[Matt]

How about now? So make sure to head over to DraftKings sportsbook, baby. Let's run it up.

[Josh Leyva]

Yes, sir. Let's go. Can I come over your house now? Actually. How about now? Hello?

[Matt]

Mount McDonaldland.

[Josh Leyva]

Shake con uno de.

[Matt]

Jess. Can you carry on?

[Jess]

Yes. So we were wondering what the comparison between a skinny margarita and an Old Fashioned was. Skinny margarita comes in between 120 and 150 calories, and an Old Fashioned is between 150 and 180, so the difference is not as big.

[Josh Leyva]

Wow, I didn't know that.

[Matt]

I don't think they use a lot of sugar. It's just a sugar cube.

[Josh Leyva]

It's one sugar cube.

[Jess]

Sugar wise, Skinny Mark can have between eight. Sorry. Zero to eight grams of sugar. And an Old Fashioned has between four and six.

[Matt]

Wow. So Old Fashioned is not that bad.

[Jess]

No.

[Matt]

What.

[Josh Leyva]

What kind of.

[Matt]

What is there a Tequila Old Fashioned? There is, right?

[Josh Leyva]

There's Old Fashioned anything.

[Matt]

Yeah. Dude, can I have you look over at camera four? Do you see that middle part? You see how straight that is? You see the perfection on the straightness of that middle part? That is what you should strive for.

[Josh Leyva]

Bro, I'm barely getting into the middle part. Let me do it a couple times.

[Matt]

Well, you should be taking notes. You should be calling her, asking her, hitting her up for every opportunity you. You get to learn.

[Josh Leyva]

Do you use a rat tail tooth comb or like a comb?

[Matt]

Don't give her. No, not yet. Not. Not right now, bro. Later. You should be doing this on your own time.

[Josh Leyva]

Can I use a pico or is it just like the combinations? That's gangster.

[Matt]

She does it effortlessly, too. She'd be like, talk in the middle of conversation. Like, perfect middle part. You. You have to put all your phone. You have to drink energy and focus before you do a middle part. Just a lock in.

[Josh Leyva]

Dude, you love that you said that joke, don't you?

[Matt]

Okay.

[Jess]

A laser level.

[Josh Leyva]

I'll use a laser next time.

[Matt]

You should. You need it, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

I'm so scared. So I went on a car cruise the other day and I met this guy, right? This guy is. He's a pro at doing AI. I don't know if you've ever been on social media recently.

[Matt]

Obviously you have the little bunnies jumping on the trampoline, all that.

[Josh Leyva]

So it's like that.

[Matt]

But that video was crazy.

[Josh Leyva]

Have you seen the Sasquatch guy with the selfie stick?

[Matt]

Yeah, but that looks AI.

[Josh Leyva]

Oh no, that's fine. But he knows how to do all that. He's the one that creates those kind of videos. And he goes, yeah, bro. Like he told me that he has another friend. Have you seen, have you guys seen like Michael Jackson? All modern and he's like posing like in a Rolls Royce or something?

[Matt]

Yes. Yeah, yes.

[Josh Leyva]

Okay.

[Matt]

The photos.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, that's his friend. Oh, so that Michael Jackson is an actual, like an influencer now?

[Matt]

What do you mean? It's.

[Josh Leyva]

No, that's like an old.

[Matt]

No, you might have to look this up on.

[Josh Leyva]

Look, I have it right here. Yeah, no, no, it's on Instagram. Yeah, maybe on Tick Tock too.

[Matt]

Look, wait, so it's actually a person.

[Josh Leyva]

It's all AI. So Michael Jackson, obviously.

[Matt]

Oh, so that person is an influencer. The AI character is an influencer.

[Josh Leyva]

Michael Jackson.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

So Michael Jackson.

[Matt]

See, does he have it actually it looks realistic.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. What is it does. At the Moment it's called Mr. Banks, something like that, but he.

[Matt]

It's Mr. Banks.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, it's Michael Jackson. Right. And it's crazy because like it's an influencer, but it's not real. Nothing is real. Right. So anyway, what I'm trying to tell you is like there's people out there now that are creating these fake humans that they look so realistic and there are now influencers. People follow them. People follow them for inspiration and they're not real.

[Matt]

Yeah. Welcome to the future.

[Josh Leyva]

No, I know, but isn't that crazy how in the future, and this is just now, like AI has just become this huge thing in the past five years, three years, two years, even this year, I feel like it's like the biggest ever, right? Yeah, it's just the beginning.

[Matt]

I know, I know.

[Josh Leyva]

Imagine five, 15 years from now, it gets even realer.

[Matt]

Who's this?

[Josh Leyva]

And they talk with good emotions and, and everything. There's, there's, there's. The guy was telling me, he goes, I'm working on my own AI chick and I'm going to have her on only fans. And I'm like, what the. You. Yeah, I Can tell her to do anything she want. Anything that she wants, I can tell her to do. And they know how to do it. They know how to code. It's like a whole process. It's all these types of software programs, these apps, bro. Like, there's people that don't even know that that's fake.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

And they pay for it, and you can make money off it. Is that crazy? My mom, the other day when we did the live show in Chicago on the way back, she showed me her phone, and in her phone it said, mookie Bets adopts kid from somewhere. Yeah, I forgot what it was.

[Matt]

From Africa.

[Josh Leyva]

It was like, Africa or something, right?

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

He. And my mom goes, super cute. My mom's, like, obviously older than us, right? It tricked her. She was like, did you see what Mookie Bets did? I said, first of all, mom, that's fake. She goes, what do you mean, mom? Like, I'm not saying he wouldn't adopt somebody, but that's fake. Like, first of all, he's in full Dodger gear in a Rancho holding a baby, and there's Lolo everywhere. I'm like, mom, he's in his. It's a clean jersey. It doesn't even make sense to picture. She goes, oh, okay. I was like, mom, this is like, AI. I had a teacher like, this. AI. People do this.

[Matt]

Like, this is on Instagram.

[Josh Leyva]

It was on Facebook.

[Matt]

Ah.

[Josh Leyva]

I'm like, dude, if this tricked my mom.

[Matt]

Yeah, it's tricking. Thousands, Thousands, Millions.

[Josh Leyva]

Millions. And I'm like, we live in a world where what's fucking real and what's not.

[Matt]

Is this one real, Jess?

[Jess]

No, She's a robot influencer, Her.

[Matt]

Wait, so she's a real robot?

[Jess]

Like, yes and no, but to the point of, like, what's real and what isn't? Like, she does collaboration videos. Here she is with JoJo Siwa. Like, she does, like, interviews at music festivals and stuff, but she doesn't exist. Like, this is all generated stuff.

[Matt]

Like, how many followers does she have?

[Jess]

2.4 million.

[Matt]

What?

[Josh Leyva]

No, bro. And whoever's running that account is cashing on that. Isn't that crazy, bro? We're gonna live in a world where in a hundred years from now, we'll still be alive? No, think about it. Do you think this. This. This might be a possibility? Do you think, like, in 100 years from now, this is a thing? This is blown up. You don't even know what's real, what's not, who cares?

[Matt]

Nobody cares.

[Josh Leyva]

Because people are attracted to.

[Matt]

Right like nobody cares if it's real or not.

[Josh Leyva]

Do you like guys or girls or what? No, I, I'm into like AI chicks. Like that's, that's the genre I prefer. Ain't that, doesn't that blow your mind?

[Matt]

It does, but it, it blows my mind. But I think just how fast technology moves, it doesn't surprise me. I'm not like.

[Josh Leyva]

It doesn't. It doesn't surprise me either. I understand the power adapter, sure. But bro, there's gonna be a time where like there's gonna be two guys just like us with a podcast. We're not real. Nothing is real.

[Matt]

Right.

[Josh Leyva]

It's all generated and it looks so realistic. And to be honest with you.

[Matt]

It'S.

[Josh Leyva]

Going to be better.

[Matt]

You know what's crazy is about what, what I think is going to be interesting is you like all the information that we're storing up on our phone and it's collecting data and it's analyzing what we do. Right. It's creating an algorithm.

[Josh Leyva]

Sure.

[Matt]

What if. And I think this is very possible based on all the data that it's collected from your phone. You specifically, like Sevas, it could curate a podcast that is only interesting to you based on your algorithm.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So anything the person is talking about just fascinates you because it knows your algorithm. So it's just talking.

[Josh Leyva]

It's anything that I'm interested in.

[Matt]

Anything you're interested in. And it's hitting everything perfectly. You're just like hooked on it.

[Josh Leyva]

I believe it.

[Matt]

That's so doable and possible.

[Josh Leyva]

I believe it. Well, like, it's just so scary to me. It's not scary because like you said, it's a. Would you say adapt or die? You have to adapt. Adapt or die.

[Matt]

Adapter. Die.

[Josh Leyva]

But it's just kind of scary because like bro, we're gonna live in a world where it's like we're not even gonna care if it's real or not.

[Matt]

That's what I'm saying.

[Josh Leyva]

Because it's going to be so saturated.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

It's gonna be everything there's gonna be. You know, we, we look at, we, we look at humans now and a 45 year old woman, I don't know. For example, I saw, I saw a meme the other day where it was like, how old is Sofia Vergara right now? Let's say 50, right? Let's just say 50. She's smoking.

[Matt]

She's so hot.

[Josh Leyva]

A 50 year old, 100 years ago was a vijita. Yeah, right.

[Matt]

Dying.

[Josh Leyva]

No shade. There was probably some really hot ones.

[Matt]

She's 53.

[Josh Leyva]

Okay. She's 53.

[Matt]

Smoke show.

[Josh Leyva]

Smoke show. Right. Okay, that's, that's, that's current modern. That's a current modern, like super hot, like 53 year old horror. 53 year old's going to look in 100, 200 years from now, like it's only going to repeat itself.

[Matt]

They're like 20. Who knows?

[Josh Leyva]

They might not be real. It's just AI. Who knows?

[Matt]

So what about the idea of like, everything to do with like AI in that world is all technology and that is consumed through, like, through your phone, through tv, whatever it is.

[Josh Leyva]

Right.

[Matt]

It's only digital. AI is only digital. So you can essentially disconnect if you want to.

[Josh Leyva]

Right.

[Matt]

Like you don't have to be consumed in that world.

[Josh Leyva]

And there's going to be a lot of people that do that.

[Matt]

There's going to be a lot of people that do that. But what if we get to a point where robots are looking like humans that are all AI generated, so you come across somebody who you think is a real person, but even they are AI?

[Josh Leyva]

Yes. That's what I'm talking about.

[Matt]

That's crazy.

[Josh Leyva]

It's not just what we see on.

[Matt]

Our phone for now.

[Josh Leyva]

It is for now.

[Matt]

It is for the most part.

[Josh Leyva]

And we're going to look back at this when we're 67 years old and we're gonna be like, oh my God, we used to just have Paris. We should just have the, the, the Puppy filter. Yeah, bro, we're gonna say that back in my day, we just disturbed the Puppy filter.

[Matt]

You're a smoker.

[Josh Leyva]

When you're older, your vocal cords get a little brass fee. All right, well, that's maybe some people.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

But it's the truth.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Your, your mom says stuff like that.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

When I was your age, we used to do this. Well, her parents said the same thing. When I was your age, we used to do this.

[Matt]

It repeats itself 100.

[Josh Leyva]

So when we're 60, 70 years old, like, you know, like, oh, now you guys have this.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Like, you don't even know what the is real or not.

[Matt]

Yeah. What's crazy though is like we are entering a time where even like myself, the way I'm reacting to it, I'm not surprised. Right. I don't know what's to come, but I know whatever we just pitch right now I'm like, you just like, Yeah, I could see that. That's what I'm talking about. Like that could happen. We. The jump that we're gonna have. It's gonna, like. It's gonna be like, realistic where we're like, okay. I could see it like our parents, bro. Like, imagine like our parents seeing, like, how far technology has come. That's gotta freak them out because they've come from nothing, dude. Yeah. Nothing.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I don't think they have an idea of what's coming. We kind of have an idea. Like, if I were to pitch these things to my mom, she'll be like, oh, that's crazy. Wouldn't even believe that that's even possible. But it's like, that's gonna happen within the next year.

[Josh Leyva]

It's wild.

[Matt]

It is. Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

But I do believe even. Even now because, like, even like my little sister and like a lot of people that I know, that's her age, even a little younger, they don't care too much about social media. Like we do. Not everybody.

[Matt]

Okay?

[Josh Leyva]

But there is a lot of people that just. They don't care. Yeah, whatever. You know, it's. It's almost like it kind of flips itself, you know? But there are. It's still going to be like a thing. And bro, like, I mean, things aren't going to be existent, but they are going to be existent in like with digital, like on your phone or things like that. Yeah, Wild, bro. There's gonna be times where like, you're just gonna like. It's like video games. Like, you. Video games make money because the character that you use on Call of Duty, you don't want to use a basic ass character. So you pay to. To buy skins and you dress him up right. It's almost the same thing.

[Matt]

Like. Ready player one?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. That's a sick.

[Matt]

That movie's so cool.

[Josh Leyva]

I love that movie.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. Like I said, I'm with it. I'm so about.

[Matt]

We don't have a choice.

[Josh Leyva]

We don't. And the, and, and, and the more technology there is, the more powerful it gets. And the faster comes. Like. It comes faster.

[Matt]

Whoa. You're sick, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

You know, I mean, like, the longer technology exists, the more powerful it gets.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Like, for example. Sorry. Giving a lot of examples back then, to make a computer, it took food forever.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Now they can make a computer like that.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

You know, and like now those computers can make like that.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Like, bro, even like 3D printing is insane. Crazy, bro.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah. No, it's going to. It's going to get nutty, bro. Nutty.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. And like, there's going to be way. Like, we have to. I don't Know like humanity is going to change.

[Matt]

It is straight up not to be like, I don't know, I guess like spiritual E. But like this is important for us. Like anybody listening to like really don't neglect yourself and try to be as present as possible and really practice that because there's going to be a time where we can like really easily lose ourselves because we're so wrapped into this world that's not real. Which is kind of scary. Yeah. You know what I mean? And like you might lose sense of who you are because you're living in this like, like artificial world, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

And I truly believe, I'm a firm believer that like that Ready Player One movie where you just enter a different world, like virtually the way that people are going to do that more is because it's, it's cheaper to live that way.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

You know, like you can. When we talk about doing like some Ready Player One virtually where you actually go into a world and you do things, it's not. You're not going to go and virtually fight people or play video games or have something fun. No. You're going to enter this virtual reality to work, to make money, to make some sort of digital, you know, like crypto or something like that. To earn something, to grab it back and then to spend it in your, in your regular life or in virtual reality.

[Matt]

Yeah. Crazy.

[Josh Leyva]

How do you know I'm not AI right now?

[Matt]

Dude, I always think about that. You specifically, like just in general. Sometimes I'll trip myself out on like what is real. You know what I mean?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I think there's a word for it. It's called like disattached. There's like a thing where like you're disassociation from like who you are.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like almost like an out of body experience. Like you're kind of like tripping out on like what is real, like what is reality.

[Josh Leyva]

But yeah, bro, I, I met that guy. And you know there's so many people that do that. They create AI Humans.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

And whether they're not on video, but they're posting pictures, they're getting likes, they're getting comments and they're getting a lot of engagement. They're becoming influencers or content creators.

[Matt]

Yeah. But you're people are more fascinated by the idea that it's AI than, than that person, you know, Maybe, I think, I hope.

[Josh Leyva]

Sure, sure. But like I said, there's also people like my mom's age who they don't know that and they think it's real. But not only that I'm just saying you can monetize on that, you can make money off that because that person is getting deals. Because it doesn't matter if it's real or not. It's creating engagement and, and there's a return from it, you know what I mean? Like that's wild.

[Matt]

Wild. Wild. No, it's, it's kind of scary.

[Josh Leyva]

It is scary.

[Matt]

It is kind of scary.

[Josh Leyva]

And we're scared. We're in the middle of it.

[Matt]

Camera four, anybody over there?

[Jess]

It's hard to not think about like Terminator, you know what I mean? And how this feels like it could be the beginning of ending up in some kind.

[Josh Leyva]

This is the, this is the beginning.

[Jess]

With the robots and with artificial intelligence, like all of that, you know, and like that's really a grim way of looking at things. But I mean, obviously like there's so many amazing things that can come of it and it's connected so many people and so many things and expanded on knowledge and all of it. But there's still like a scary side of it.

[Matt]

Oh, 100%.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, it's scary. We're right now, guys, we are living in a special moment where we have still more of a real world than not. We have to like live in that moment. Cuz sooner or later it's not going to be like that. And we might not be here on this earth to witness that, but it's coming and it's coming fast.

[Matt]

It's coming hard back.

[Josh Leyva]

Coming hard and fast. Yeah, bro, like I trip out on this because I'm very like, you know, I'm very like.

[Matt]

No, you're not.

[Josh Leyva]

I'm very.

[Matt]

Whatever you, you're not.

[Josh Leyva]

I, I love, I love sci fi movies and I love just to be like one with myself and spiritual. I'll see an electric car pass by me. Have you heard those things before? They're like, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, right, Yeah, I hear that. And I'm like, what the, bro? If people from 100 years ago heard that, they'd be mind blown.

[Matt]

A hundred years ago, sure. Yeah, for sure.

[Josh Leyva]

50 years ago. Yeah, they'd be mind blown. Like, you know, it has that eerie sound.

[Matt]

I kind of like it.

[Josh Leyva]

I do too. I'm just saying, like I, I hear that. I'm like, damn, bro, we're on the way there. We're almost there, bro. The future, bro.

[Matt]

The future's down the block.

[Josh Leyva]

The future is now, bro.

[Matt]

Yeah man, it's scary. It's a little scary, but also like there's a lot of like, positive. Like Jess was saying, there's a lot of good that can come of it, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

I don't necessarily think that. I think we're close, but I don't know, bro. People. Humans are, like, very special. And, like, we. We crave a connection, and we crave human, and we crave, like, love and stuff like that. So I think, like, there's going to be a pushback. You know what I mean? Like, this whole virtual world that we are, like, speculating that we're going to be living in, I think. What? Say it, Matt. Go ahead. Oh, no. We're looking up robot. I think it's. I think it's a lot further out, and I don't think it's going to be like, how we're making it out to be. I think people are going to search for connection. I think they're going to look for authenticity.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. And you know who's going to save us? Jesus. That and people who are younger than us. I'm telling you, they're. They.

[Matt]

You guys are headed down a dark path.

[Josh Leyva]

They know what's going on. Like, these, like, kids, and I don't think they're going to be so in tune with that. They're not gonna.

[Matt]

I don't know. Are you going to refrain from giving your kid, like, technology or, like, I'm gonna. I want to give my kid a phone, obviously, because I want them to be able to contact me, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

I'm giving my kid the newest iPad ever, and I'm gonna look them and dead in their eyes and say, adapt or.

[Matt]

See you for lunch. See you at supper. This is the biggest iPad kit tapped.

[Josh Leyva]

I want to give. Give him the biggest iPad ever. No, no cover. No. No rubber thingy to hold it just straight.

[Matt]

I want her to.

[Josh Leyva]

Her or she or he to feel the. The back of that iPad. Adapt or die to tell Josh, see you at supper. Have fun. No restrictions.

[Matt]

Nothing. Have you ever really used the word supper?

[Josh Leyva]

Like, never in my life.

[Matt]

Supper is crazy, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

If I use the word supper in my household, especially when I was living with my parents, my dad will probably backhand me.

[Matt]

My mom wouldn't even know what I mean. Me neither. She would be so confused. Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Kiss upper.

[Matt]

Yeah. Vamos a supper.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. Go. Supper.

[Matt]

Supper.

[Josh Leyva]

Supper. Sup?

[Matt]

Where did that. What's the origin of supper? Is that a super American or is that, like, English?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah. We're off to supper.

[Matt]

We're off to supper.

[Josh Leyva]

Supper.

[Matt]

Supper.

[Jess]

The word supper originates from the old French Word evening meal. This, in turn, is derived from the verb so, which means to eat the evening meal or to. To soup, root of so bear is believed to be one of Germanic origin related to the word to words like soup and sup.

[Josh Leyva]

It's French, dude, bro. If you get invited and you're in a household and the mom says, oh, my God. And the mom says, all right, guys, supper's ready. Oh, you know that food's gonna be bland as.

[Matt]

Yeah, But I'm also kind of intrigued. I'm like, yo, what the. What's up with this? Yeah, I'm kind of like, I want to see what's up.

[Josh Leyva]

Like, should we get ready?

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Should wear a tux.

[Matt]

Yeah. Supper. I'm going tuxed out with the penguin tail, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

Like, if someone says, we're having supper, I'm expecting French onion soup.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Which is fire, by the way.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

But, bro, I've never been in, like, in that situation where someone says, supper's ready. I'd piss myself laughing.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

If someone said that.

[Matt]

But it's also.

[Josh Leyva]

But I like to say it, but.

[Matt]

Like, kind of how they say it too. Like, you're like, yo, supper's ready.

[Josh Leyva]

Because it might be some, like, Ballerash.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

It sounds like you're, like, in a castle.

[Matt]

And you're like, you mean dinner? And, like, they look back, you're like, no, I meant supper.

[Josh Leyva]

Like, you're like, bro, if you say you're like dinner, the butler is going to take off his little handkerchief and slap you with it.

[Matt]

And then he goes, adapt or die, motherfucker. And that's on Supper. What if in the future they just say, supper? End this episode, bro. We're good, dude. We're going nowhere fast and hard, bro.

[Josh Leyva]

I'm gonna hit you. Hit you guys up. Like, you guys want to have supper soon?

[Matt]

Suffer, dude.

[Josh Leyva]

Supper soon.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

You guys want to have supper soon?

[Jess]

Supper super soon.

[Matt]

Suffer super soon.

[Josh Leyva]

We're gonna have a super salad, fool.

[Matt]

I'll take the super salad. Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Great joke. Whoever made that joke.

[Matt]

Solid dad joke.

[Josh Leyva]

Solid.

[Matt]

I'm a big fan of the dad jokes, man. I love.

[Josh Leyva]

They're the funniest.

[Matt]

They're the funniest.

[Josh Leyva]

Are you. Wait, are you gonna have, like, your future kids, like, be iPad kids?

[Matt]

No.

[Josh Leyva]

You're lying. Wait. Wait until they. You want some alone time and watch the game or something, right? And you know that it's gonna, like, work. I. I believe. I think they should.

[Matt]

See, here's the. Here's the thing about waiting so long.

[Josh Leyva]

Kids aren't playing Nintendo 64 like we used to. That was our iPad.

[Matt]

I. Right, so what are you saying? Like that's going to what they want to do.

[Josh Leyva]

It's the same.

[Matt]

Yeah, but did your mom let you play Nintendo all day? No. You had, you had restrictions. So I'm gonna create the same restrictions for my kids.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, but there's. The only thing about the iPad is like YouTube, like they have to go to supper. You have to restrict some stuff on there because it. They can that like, that's like a lot of personal experience information coming to them. You know what I mean? So I would like watch it, but like I'm not gonna. I am. I would restrict it, but I'm not opposed to it. I probably imagine like they meet all their homies and everybody has a sick ass iPad and like they just don't have an iPad.

[Matt]

They'll be okay. You're a dick dad if you know you're not, bro. No, you're not. No, you're not. You're gonna be a pushover, dad. You're gonna be a pushover.

[Josh Leyva]

Anything for my kids.

[Matt]

And your kid's gonna like, like be rotten spoiled.

[Josh Leyva]

Dad. I want a new.

[Matt]

And my kids are gonna be disciplined. You ever seen the movie the Little Giants where he puts his hand and he's like, show him. And then the little son grabs his arms and he starts doing pull ups on his dad's arms. That's gonna be my.

[Josh Leyva]

That's from the Little Giants.

[Matt]

I just said that.

[Josh Leyva]

Oh, you did? That's crazy how I didn't hear that.

[Matt]

I believe I said little Giants. Yeah, it's a little giant.

[Josh Leyva]

Whoa. Something's wrong with me.

[Matt]

Yeah, big time. Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

That's just funny, bro. I love that fucking scene. Spike.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah. Spike, give me 1050. 10 right here. He's like, yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, bro. I feel like I'm gonna have that kid that's like, dad, I want a Ford Raptor.

[Matt]

Done.

[Josh Leyva]

And I'm like, dude, you're six it though. Let's go.

[Matt]

Lift it. Or not. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

I mean like, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Like, you know, you say that though. And everybody that I asked, I'm like, they're like, ask. I'm like, did you think you're gonna be this type of dad or mom? Yeah, I like to ask that question. He goes, no, it's always the opposite for my son. When you, when you have a child, I'm. Everything goes out the door.

[Matt]

Matt. What? Do you think you're the only one Here with kids? Yeah. Are you the parent that you thought you were going to be?

[Josh Leyva]

No. And then. Yes, I. From when?

[Matt]

How my dad raised me, he never really talked. Yeah, I knew I always wanted to change that. I wanted to communicate with kids and. But now I'm in an era where, like, I'm working a lot.

[Josh Leyva]

So then that was my thing. Like, my dad would be gone.

[Matt]

So, like, I talked to myself, like, hey, you know, I'm gone because I have to work, and we're living in this house because of this and that. So try to communicate. But for the most part, I would say, yeah, I'm the parent that I. Yeah, you thought you were gonna be.

[Josh Leyva]

Oh, that's good. That's good. I guess.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

I guess what I'm saying is, like, examples, like, there's people that would say, I'm not gonna do the whole iPad thing. And they do the whole iPad thing. You know, I'm not gonna give my kid candy and stuff like that. And they give their kid candy, a lot of it. You know, it's like. It's almost.

[Matt]

It's definitely easier said than done.

[Josh Leyva]

It's easier said that 100.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

So I don't know. I mean, I guess the only way to. To find out is if we have a kid.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Josh Leyva]

Together.

[Matt]

Together. Think it'll be a boy or a girl? Me and you say at the same time, 1, 2, 3.

[Josh Leyva]

Boy.

[Matt]

Boy.

[Josh Leyva]

We would have a boy, and we would name him Marky Brandon.

[Matt]

Just our brother's name. Marky Brandon. Yeah, Marky Brandon Chubbs Dingus. I see a girl in your guys's future first. I'm calling it right now On La Platica, episode 211. You. You and Karen are gonna have a girl first.

[Josh Leyva]

You think so?

[Matt]

I know it.

[Josh Leyva]

I hope so.

[Matt]

I've seen the future. I've been there. It's bright and we don't need roads.

[Josh Leyva]

Where the are we then?

[Matt]

Matt got it.

[Josh Leyva]

Was that a movie?

[Matt]

Yeah, the Back to the Future. Listen, I'm gonna do the outro because you did the intro and you kind of it up. Okay. You up the intro. You know how. Doesn't matter. Okay. Because we're here now. Cool.

[Josh Leyva]

All right, kick it off, Skinny Mark.

[Matt]

Guys. Hope you guys enjoyed this episode. If you guys are listening to us this deep, we love you. We appreciate you. Make sure to subscribe if you're not. If you're new and this is your first episode of La Platica, this is kind of how it is. This is not nothing new. Jess had a Whole episode planned for us that was so heartfelt and beautiful and like very like it was gonna be great, right? Like a little insightful and we just derailed that. But hey, welcome to La Platica. What do we got? Subscribe new episodes every single Monday. Use the code la platica 10.

[Josh Leyva]

La code, did you say?

[Matt]

Yeah, La code. Everything is LA code LABRADICA10 for Salud, right?

[Jess]

First seeking. It's La Platica 10. It's La Platica.

[Matt]

Yes. For Salud. La Platica 10 off your ticketed purchase for your Salud bag. Sason Studios. We cracking over here. It's going down. Subscribe to Cruda Corner. There's a lot of you guys aren't going to do this, but just I got to say, it's on the prompt. Merch is out. And that's it.

[Josh Leyva]

Man.

[Matt]

We had an incredible episode. I enjoy talking about the future with you per us. And I love having camera four. Camera four is my favorite camera.

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, these are my favorite episodes.

[Matt]

Yeah. Camera four. We need to get another camera so we can always have a camera four.

[Josh Leyva]

I'll have one at my house. I'll bring it.

[Matt]

Yeah, we have cameras.

[Josh Leyva]

We see another lens. Oh, oh, you're right.

[Matt]

We need more cameras.

[Josh Leyva]

Who's buying that? Your turn.

[Matt]

What are you talking about?

[Josh Leyva]

Buy lands.

[Matt]

Foe buy lands.

[Josh Leyva]

And we spoke about Royal Caribbean's.

[Matt]

Huh?

[Josh Leyva]

And we're gonna go on a cruise.

[Matt]

We're gonna go on a cruise. Yes, please take me, please. Mo actually wants to go on a cruise for her birthday next year and I was gonna pitch it to the friend group.

[Josh Leyva]

So I'm on the process of getting ripped.

[Matt]

Huh?

[Josh Leyva]

Because I'm taking Peptides.

[Matt]

He was gonna say that.

[Josh Leyva]

Is that a bad thing?

[Matt]

They're illegal. What?

[Josh Leyva]

Yeah, dude, why would you make me pay for them?

[Matt]

Oh, they're not.

[Josh Leyva]

Oh, dude, I'm taking Peptides.

[Matt]

Good for you, man. All right, we gotta go. We're getting the queue.

[Josh Leyva]

Good for you, man.

[Matt]

8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. We're blacked out right now, baby. We'll see you guys next Monday. We love you.

[Josh Leyva]

Back in my day, we just used to have the puppy filter. El McDonald land meal.