The Spicy Questions We Missed Last Ep: Sebas and Josh Get Interviewed Pt 2

Summary

LA PLATICA Podcast Episode Summary Episode: The Spicy Questions We Missed Last Ep: Sebas and Josh Get Interviewed Pt 2
Release Date: March 8, 2025
Hosts: Sebastian and Josh from LA PLATICA PODCAST

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Overview

In this engaging and humorous episode of LA PLATICA, hosts Sebastian and Josh delve into personal anecdotes, discuss the future of their podcast, and tackle a variety of spicy listener questions. Hosted by the dynamic duo, the episode balances light-hearted banter with heartfelt conversations, offering listeners both laughter and genuine insights into the hosts' lives.

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1. Podcast Longevity and Future Plans

Sebastian opens the discussion by contemplating the future of LA PLATICA, expressing uncertainty about continuing beyond another year. This sparks a candid exchange with Josh, who remains steadfast in his commitment to the show.

• Sebastian (00:45): "I honestly think that I couldn't see myself doing this for more than another year."
• Josh (32:08): "There's no reason that we would need to hang it up in any way. This has allowed us to open up so many opportunities..."

The conversation touches on their unwavering passion for the podcast, the importance of their friendship, and the potential for evolving the show's format to stay relevant in the ever-changing media landscape.

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2. Personal Stories: Family and Parenting

The hosts share heartfelt stories about their families, discussing the influence of their parents and their aspirations as future parents.

• Josh (15:17): "Every time I say mother or father, I just feel like they're just their entities. Their entities are just so elite."
• Sebastian (18:10): "They gave the family tree something to hold on forever."

Sebastian talks about his vision of stepping out of his comfort zone, inspired by his mother's proactive approach to life. Josh reflects on his desire to foster a close and open relationship with his future children, breaking away from the emotional distance he perceives in his own father's life.

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3. Listener Q&A: Spicy and Personal Questions

Listener-submitted questions, curated by their producer Matt, spark a lively and often hilarious Q&A session. Topics range from bathroom habits to hypothetical scenarios involving fame and legacy.

• Question (23:33): "Do you let your women finish first?"

  • Sebastian (23:43): "Yes, that's the goal."
  • Josh (24:01): "That's always kind of 50. 50."

• Question (26:11): "Do you pee sitting up or down or. It depends on the mood."

  • Josh (26:16): "I pee sitting down. When I go number two."
  • Sebastian (27:07): "Being sitting down is not bad either. It's super chill."

• Question (29:12): "How long do you guys see yourself hosting La Platica for?"

  • Sebastian (31:22): "I give it like another year... then call it quits."
  • Josh (34:13): "This is home, baby. I'm not gonna lie."

These exchanges showcase the hosts' chemistry and knack for turning even the most mundane questions into entertaining dialogue.

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4. Reflections on Fame and Identity

Sebastian and Josh reflect on their experiences with fame, discussing the challenges of being public figures and the impact of rumors.

• Josh (46:04): "Recently there was a video out that I support Trump and that was not true."
• Sebastian (46:15): "If you're a public figure, people are gonna say the craziest things about you."

They also humorously debate the popularity of their names, with Sebastian contemplating potential names for future children and Josh embracing his middle name, Edgar.

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5. Mutual Appreciation and Light-Hearted Teasing

The episode concludes with Sebastian and Josh sharing their favorite and least favorite traits about each other, blending genuine compliments with playful ribbing.

• Sebastian (58:44): "One of my favorite things about you is your memory for locations, restaurants..."
• Josh (60:22): "The least thing I hate about you is that you're just too perfect."

Their camaraderie shines through as they celebrate each other's strengths while teasing minor flaws, underscoring the foundation of their enduring friendship.

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Notable Quotes

• Sebastian (18:23): "Life is so short to not step out of your comfort zones, to not be weird..."
• Josh (22:00): "Never dies. Can do anything."
• Sebastian (32:32): "Don't take it personally because this is not you. It's entirely you."
• Josh (51:35): "You're the hottest Edgar to walk this earth."

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Conclusion

This episode of LA PLATICA offers a delightful mix of humor, personal reflection, and insightful discussions. Sebastian and Josh's authentic interactions provide listeners with a deeper understanding of their personalities and the bond that fuels their successful podcast. Whether addressing serious topics or engaging in playful banter, the hosts ensure an entertaining and memorable experience for their audience.

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Transcript

[Sebastian]

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[Josh]

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[Sebastian]

I honestly think that I couldn't see myself doing this for more than another year.

[Josh]

Beyond the plutica. Like I just.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, you don't feel the same way.

[Josh]

I never even thought about like not doing this.

[Sebastian]

Don't take it personally because this is that. No, it's not a personal thing. It's just that I just don't like you guys.

[Josh]

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[Sebastian]

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[Josh]

We've said it so many times already and I'm not tired of saying it.

[Sebastian]

And we never will.

[Josh]

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[Sebastian]

Man, you know the vibes, right?

[Josh]

The software in that app is money. I love using it.

[Sebastian]

Talk about user friendly.

[Josh]

My wife be telling me, baby, what you want to do on the weekend Shoe. I'll let you know right now. There's always something going on. And not only that, I have tickets already stuck, stacked. I mean, I must see Kendrick Lamar.

[Sebastian]

Dodger games.

[Josh]

Laker games.

[Sebastian]

Laker games.

[Josh]

Dodger season is upon us.

[Sebastian]

It's right around the corner and you already know we're going to hook you guys up all nasty with it. Use the code La Platica 2025 to get 10% off your next ticketed purchase.

[Josh]

Any ticket.

[Sebastian]

Come on, man.

[Josh]

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[Sebastian]

Guys, we love SeatGeek, but most importantly, we love you guys and we're very excited for you guys to watch this episode that's gonna start in 12.4 seconds. As of, you know, I'm gonna use it.

[Josh]

Let me be Honest. Every guest is a privilege.

[Sebastian]

Do we want to go there?

[Josh]

Get Charlie? Cause I'm on a podcast with Josh. Labor.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, you have too.

[Josh]

Ladies and gentlemen, let me just tell.

[Sebastian]

You guys, welcome back to La Platica, the number one Latino podcast in the world. And I promise you, I can assure you, I could swear to you, we have never said that. Sevas is currently distracted right now. He's not paying attention to you guys. But one thing you can always. One thing you can always be rest assured on is that I will be here for you guys no matter what. Here by your. Here by your side, in. In your ears, in your pov. While you're doing your makeup, while you're on the treadmill, doing your facet cardio, while you're cooking, while you're cleaning, while you're just doing the damn thing. And while we at it, let's give a shout out to our friends over at se, the number one ready ticketing app on the app store. Shout out. SE Geek. Man, you see the glasses? You see the hat? Okay, glasses, hat, bottle. I'm on my pinky. Drinkity. Get it at Starbucks, my boy. Now only available@taste salute.com use code for 10% off all your salud needs, man.

[Josh]

Starbucks.

[Sebastian]

Come on, man.

[Josh]

And by unanimous decision, the best intro of La Platica goes to.

[Sebastian]

Come on, dog.

[Josh]

Tas.

[Sebastian]

Well, you're not doing your job.

[Josh]

Damn, bro, you really trying to start. Start, my boy. And check this out, ladies and gentlemen.

[Sebastian]

I gotta go, man. I'm hungry.

[Josh]

The Josh Lea is wearing the exclusive live tour shirt that you can get on sassonstudios la. What an amazing shirt. Fits great on you. What size are you wearing? Probably a 2XL. I love that.

[Sebastian]

Go to that. Go to that.

[Josh]

It's so sick.

[Sebastian]

Hit the Y, Matt. Hit the Y, Matt.

[Josh]

Boom, bro. It's so sick, bro. It's so sick. God, you're sick.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, this is a 2x right here, bro.

[Josh]

You're sick, fool. You're sick, fool.

[Sebastian]

Dude, it looks pretty cool, bro.

[Josh]

You're sick, bro.

[Sebastian]

Yo, you know, normally I wear an xl and it fits me good. A little oversized with a 2x.

[Josh]

It's like, man, we're wearing glasses today, baby. Honestly, bro, last episode, you're wearing glasses, and then this episode, I'm like, man, chuck it. I'ma wear glasses.

[Sebastian]

We are missing our. Our lovely, incredible producer Jess. He's out of the office today. She's on pto. So we got Matt Matt sitting in camera four, all solo dolo and shout out to Camera Matt, real quick.

[C]

Camera blurred out right now.

[Josh]

Dang. Shout out to camera Matt and honestly, shout out, Matt. He always wears a platiga merch. Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Matt, stay rapping. He.

[C]

Three ones you guys gave me.

[Josh]

He got him on rotation.

[Sebastian]

Matt always, usually, always wears a hat. But since camera four has been cracking.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

And the comments have been going. He's like, let me do my hair.

[Josh]

Got the little swoop.

[Sebastian]

Always got a fresh tape. My boy.

[Josh]

I know you can be. I don't know. Matt turns back that color. He's all red right now.

[C]

Not as bad as that one guest. Oh, we won't say.

[Josh]

What are you talking about?

[Sebastian]

You don't know, bro? How are you sometimes you're out here.

[Josh]

Oh, my God, that's up. I didn't say that, man. Well, what an intro, baby. It's good to be back. We were just here. I'm actually gonna take some PTO as well. Just for a couple days. So. We had a reef. We had a pre film. Just, you know, we pre film all the time, to be honest. But subscribe to the channel, like, d. Josh Leva, I believe said.

[Sebastian]

I actually did not say that.

[Josh]

Yeah, subscribe to the channel. If you're new here, welcome. It is the Josh Leva and me.

[Sebastian]

Tas, you are physically incapable of not doing an intro. Huh?

[Josh]

No, you have to. I just kind of had to, like, just reiterate.

[Sebastian]

Even if it's.

[Josh]

I just kind of had to, like, slingshot myself into it, you know?

[Sebastian]

I have to get into it. Even if you say the exact same. You still got to get it in, baby. I respect that, bro. I respect.

[Josh]

Don't kill my vibe right now. No, no, no.

[Sebastian]

I respect that, bro. I respect that. You know what it is? You know what it is? You're a professional, okay? And you take your work very serious, and you're headed on pto, so you want to make sure you earn your pto, you know, you want to do your part.

[C]

I have to say, bro, the slick back hair is sick.

[Josh]

All right, look, man, I'm gonna. I'm gonna like. Like you're gonna say that again. I'm gonna look into the camera, take my glasses off, and you're gonna do, like, a sharp knife noise, okay? Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Sebastian]

Okay.

[C]

I have to say, bro.

[Sebastian]

The slick.

[C]

Back hair, the glasses. Sick, dude.

[Sebastian]

Not smooth.

[Josh]

Thanks, man. Thanks, Matt. Appreciate that. You know, something about men is we need to compliment each other all the time.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You know, and you don't have to say, like, pause or like, no. What do they Say no homo. No homo. Yeah, like, don't say that. Just say like, bro, you look cute today. Like, thanks, man. Like, you're wearing a pink hat. You look cute and you're wearing the Loewe glasses. Yeah, bro. I'm the only one that has noticed that. Huh? Like, nobody knows that they're Loewe. Huh?

[Sebastian]

Is Loewe like that, like known of a brand?

[Josh]

I mean, if you're the like me, you know.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

If you know, you know, type shit. Yeah, I feel like isn't a great. It's a great brand.

[Sebastian]

I don't really see a lot of people wear.

[Josh]

I believe it's a Spanish band.

[Sebastian]

Band.

[Josh]

Spanish band, Spanish brand. Yeah, yeah, they look really good on.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, they're cool. They're like very unique. I actually bought them for a specific photo shoot that I was doing and then I was like, damn, these are sick. I'm going to wear these like out and about. No, that really super, super my style. Like, if I didn't have a photo shoot, probably wouldn't have bought them. But because I had the photo shoot. Sometimes you got to like, you know, step out of your comfort zone. I'm a big step out of your comfort zone kind of guy. You know what I mean? Like, I like to just put stuff out there.

[Josh]

I like to hear that.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, bro.

[Josh]

I think a lot of people need to step out their comfort. Comfort zone. Some people be in their zone for years and years and decades.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Step out a little bit, you know. They look good on you. They fit your face.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. What it is, bro.

[Josh]

Sick. Those are my favorite glasses.

[Sebastian]

Is that life is so short to like not step your comfort zones, to not be weird, to. This isn't even weird. I'm not saying this is weird, but I'm saying like to just not be afraid to just put yourself out there and maybe look a little silly. Maybe somebody's going to watch this video and be like, I don't like those guys. Yeah, dumb.

[Josh]

You know what's funny?

[Sebastian]

I don't give a.

[Josh]

When I. I don't give a gun. When I wear my L glasses. People say I have. I look like a bug. But like, they're not going to say that to you because they actually fit your face really well. For me, I feel like they do look a little bit bigger than the average glasses, but for you they look fine.

[Sebastian]

I do have a bigger face.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Than you.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm wearing these. Shout out to Desi. Good friends Desi and Steven. They don't really, bro.

[Sebastian]

I actually thought those were lyve, like, because they like the chunkier. Yeah.

[Josh]

So that's why I really, like. I hit up Stephen on the side and I was like, yo, you need them. The Perkins family, by the way, if you guys don't know. I said, yo, like you sent him to Karen. Let me get some. These are actually like so sick. All their glasses are sick. But they're really good quality glasses.

[Sebastian]

They.

[Josh]

And I said, like, yo, I need my own. They sent them to me.

[Sebastian]

They. I love these. They crush it with the glasses, huh?

[Josh]

They crush it.

[Sebastian]

No, like a handful of people that buy their glasses.

[Josh]

Yeah, they're sick, bro. Like, like they're sick. I think they're even at fucking Nordstrom's. Imagine that, a Latina making her own glasses. Now they're at Nordstrom.

[Sebastian]

It's really hard to break into that industry with like glasses. I can only imagine. Just cuz it's so competitive and it's like two mega corporations that own all glasses.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Like, it's like two companies that own like Oakley. Every glasses you can imagine is like just two companies, 100%.

[Josh]

Look, one thing is having Fedia, right? Like, oh, I got Fedia. I'm going to make glasses. You know, you go on some Alibaba or you can do some. Like in China they send you some glasses, but you can tell that they're cheap, you know. But then there's another thing, is like, yo, I'm really going to put in like some money and like really do some quality. And that's what they did.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, I. I cannot. And this isn't like a bougie thing or. Have we talked about this? I can't wear like cheap glasses. And it's not because.

[Josh]

Have we talked about this?

[Sebastian]

I don't know. It's not because I don't like the way they like look or the quality. It's nothing to do with that. For whatever reason, the lens that they use, like, sorry, part of her. Yeah, I get very sick, bro. Like, I get dizzy, but it takes it to a different level where I'm like nauseous, throwing up. I feel miserable. I feel like I got the flu.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

It's crazy what it does to like, my eye and my.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Sebastian]

What is it? The balance, Your equilibrium. Equilibrium, yeah. Equilibrium.

[Josh]

Yeah. Not the equator, equilibrium. The equalizer with Denzel Washington. One is the best movie, two is pretty good, three is dope. But nothing like one or two.

[Sebastian]

No.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Are you a James Bond guy?

[Josh]

I am, but not as much as like. I rather like I. With the equalizer more. Or like John. Or like John Wick. Don't get me wrong. James Bond is the legend.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But I'm not like, oh, my God. The new James Bond movie.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Like, I'm not. But I did see, man. I know you know this Spec. Specter.

[C]

Oh, yes.

[Josh]

James Bond. Specter. He's the one that played the evil villain. Was the guy that played Bohemian Rhapsody. Another incredible movie. Have you seen that movie?

[Sebastian]

No, but I know that actor.

[Josh]

Oh, my God. Okay. So that actor. He's the evil villain. Sick movie. But if anybody has not seen Bohemian Rhapsody, please watch that movie. It's a cinematic treat.

[Sebastian]

I. I, like, grew up, like, watching James Bond's Pierce Brosman. His James Bond, like, take on it is my favorite James Bond. That there is the new one. The new guy, like, the older, like, guy. He's sick. But I don't know. I couldn't fully get into it with him.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

You know, but I love. I love more the idea of James Bond than I love, like, the films all the time. Like, I get it. I'm like this, like, sexy.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Secret agent. He's just badass. Sick. Cars, fast lives, girls cars. I'm like, cool.

[Josh]

Never dies.

[Sebastian]

Never die. Yeah.

[Josh]

Can do anything.

[Sebastian]

Badass. I'm like, that's so sick.

[Josh]

It's. He's the ultimate, like, man. Right?

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

It's what a man wants to be.

[C]

Right?

[Sebastian]

Exactly. But I'm not, like, watching every single film, and I'm like, yeah, that die.

[Josh]

Yeah, me neither. But I will tell you this. And this is a hot take. I rather watch a James Bond film. Any of them. I'm a bigger James Bond fan than I am, like, a Mission Impossible fan.

[Sebastian]

Would you rather be James Bond for a day or be Bruce Wayne for a day?

[Josh]

Bruce Wayne all.

[Sebastian]

But you also. And you also get to be Batman. So it's not just br. Like, you get to be Batman as well, bro. Matt.

[Josh]

Thank you, Bruce Wayne. Okay, that's cool. Yeah. I will be Batman as well.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Even if I was just Bruce Wayne. No Batman. I rather be Bruce Wayne than James Bond. And then that. That's no Batman.

[Sebastian]

I think Batman is the plus. I rather be Bruce Wayne because James Bond is sick. But at the end of the day, he works for the government. Okay.

[C]

Oh, that's true.

[Sebastian]

So Bruce Wayne is just a billionaire and he's Batman because he wants to be. So he has all the power. You don't got to answer to nobody versus James Bond. He has to respond to Q. All those people that he has to, like, yeah, go through. It's the government. He's working for the CIA or whatever it is.

[Josh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sebastian]

So it's like, yeah, he's badass, but, man, Bruce Wayne, that's crazy.

[Josh]

Bruce Wayne for sure. Bruce Wayne is the ultimate. Who with? Bruce Wayne.

[Sebastian]

That's my dream Rolex. I want the Bruce Wayne Rolex just because it's called the Bruce Wayne.

[Josh]

It's such a great watch. Let's get it this year. You should. You should, like, put it in your, like, vision board. Yeah, yeah. It's such a nice watch, dude.

[Sebastian]

My mom. Sorry, this.

[Josh]

No, it's okay. I was just about to tell you that since the beginning of the show, we've been going at it topic for topic for topic, changing it up insanely. Not a lot of people can do that. It's a beautiful thing, what we're doing right now. Just going off topic, like, like, look, you're about to say something else. Go for it. It's that quick. You're that good.

[Sebastian]

We're that good. You were talking about. You were talking about vision boards.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

And my mom was like, super advocate, like Tony Robbins. Positive thinking my whole life, bro. Like, I'm not even joking. It is, like, how she operates. And the other day I went. I went to go visit her and she had the most adorable vision board next to her desk. And I'm like, this is why she's so badass, because she just, like, sees it every day. And I'm like, I, I. It inspired me to, like, set up my own vision board. I used to do it when I was, like, in high school because she would make me really. But I. And I didn't really, like, ah, this is kind of dumb. But now I want to do it because now it's going to have heart and passion and, like, I really want this for myself, you know? And I'm gonna add a Bruce Wayne to that, bro. I'm gonna add the Bruce Wayne Rolex.

[Josh]

Why not? Why not? You've already added something to your life. We're not going to talk about it until you're ready. But you've added already something to your life.

[Sebastian]

I did a little thing.

[Josh]

Yeah, you did a little. A big thing. So congratulations to that. Whenever you have, you know, whenever you want to talk about it. Yeah, that's fine. But yeah, it's. Moms are incredible, aren't they? My mom, just. Mom and my dad, they just built their dream home in Guadalajara. I'm actually going soon.

[Sebastian]

I know.

[Josh]

And you know, you don't realize that my mom's like, it's posted this, you know, like, it's for everybody. And then to me, it's like, wow, that's so touching.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

That's so incredible that, like, my mother thinks that way and so does my father, Right?

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Every time I say mother or father, I just feel like they're just their entities. Their entities are just so. Their entity. Entities are just so elite. But if I say mom and dad, it's just like. That's cute.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

My mother and my father.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

It's just. It just puts them there. You know what I mean? And they did that, bro. And it's finally done. And not only did they just build a house, they built a insane house.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And that's not even, like, me trying to flex. I'm not saying it's a mansion, but it's just such a beautiful home.

[Sebastian]

It's gorgeous.

[Josh]

It's gorgeous. And honestly, like, photos, but, you know, I was telling my wife and I was telling my. My. My mother that I was like, mom, not only, like, you don't understand. Like, yes, you did this for everybody, and you have your. Your home now and stuff, but you gave the family tree something to hold on for, technically, forever, to do that for your family tree. I mean, it's one of the top five ultimate things you can do as a human being. One being. Have a baby. And, you know, I don't know. I. That kind of went overboard. But I don't know the other ones.

[Sebastian]

I think what you're trying to say is, like, leave a legacy. Yeah, that's like, her way of, like, leaving her legacy and, like, something that'll stay in your family forever. And you guys will have such a deep appreciation for it because. Because it, like, stemmed from them to.

[Josh]

Have something like that and to offer it when there's, you know, our friends are over or they're growing over there. Just such a cool thing to have. Just really. My mother just elevated our lives honestly, and to do that at her age right now, and she's still young, but, like, to do that at her age and for her to still have that goal. When I say my mother, I'm talking about my dad, too. My. My mom and my dad.

[Sebastian]

Matt, do you have a mom?

[C]

Yes. Yeah.

[Sebastian]

What's your mom's name?

[C]

My mom's name is Denise.

[Sebastian]

Denise. Yeah. What's your dad's name?

[C]

Fernando.

[Sebastian]

Fernando. Oh, that's cool.

[C]

Denise and Fernando. My mom's older.

[Sebastian]

Huh.

[C]

And I'm a little bit closer to my mom because My dad did construction.

[Sebastian]

Okay.

[C]

He would be gone from, like, four in the morning to, like, yeah, we live the same.

[Josh]

That's me.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[C]

So I remember at one point, my mom ended up working, like, when I was, like, in middle school. And I remember just being home by myself. I get it now.

[Josh]

And it's not like you're, like.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Not close to your, like, dad. You are. But it's like you kind of, like, turn into a mama's boy.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, exactly.

[Josh]

Which is great. So you should be a mom.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. Because you have. You have a very similar story. Right? Yeah.

[Josh]

Me and my. Me and my siblings. Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Sounds like we all have the same story. Minus, like, my dad wasn't in construction and my dad wasn't there. But other than that, it's exact same story that we all share right now.

[C]

And then.

[Sebastian]

This is really cute. This is really cute moment that we're all experiencing right now.

[C]

My dad grew up without a dad, so I think that affected him some way too.

[Sebastian]

Like, oh, really?

[C]

He's alive, but he chose not to be in his life.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[C]

So for sure that affected my dad in how he operates, because I feel like my dad's very awkward. And then, so me being a parent, I'm, like, the opposite. I'm like, I'm gonna change that. I want to eliminate that and eliminate, like, this layer that's, like, blocking to be, like, super close to my dad. So now with my kids, I talk to him about everything and make sure, like, you could come to me for anything, you know, no matter what it is, if you're in trouble. I mean, my son's only 11, but.

[Sebastian]

You know, in the future. No, but, yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[Josh]

That's awesome.

[Sebastian]

It starts now, right? Like, you got to instill. Instill that in them, like, the confidence that they have. Yeah. That's cool, man. That's cool.

[C]

I was gonna share. Do you guys remember the quote from Interstellar?

[Sebastian]

Which one?

[C]

The beginning. I want to say it's the beginning about the parents.

[Josh]

Oh. Like, when you go into the night of this. That one, I want to say it's.

[C]

In the beginning of the movie, but it says, once you're a parent, you're the ghost of your children's.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

And I would think about that all the time because I'm like, one day, I'm just gonna be a memory to them.

[Sebastian]

Wow. You're a ghost of your children's future. Wow.

[Josh]

Yeah. Crazy, right?

[Sebastian]

That is crazy. That is crazy.

[C]

Think about that a lot.

[Josh]

Kind of gives me the chills yeah.

[Sebastian]

Cool. All right, so let's get into this. So we're gonna do a part two to. You know what, bro? You do the. You. You announce it. I took your intro earlier. You're mad at me right now. I feel the tension. You can't look at me in the eyes. That's why you're wearing your glasses, to hide yourself from me. Go ahead, man. Earn your pto.

[Josh]

First of all, I love when you do the intros, and it's not my thing. Intros are not my thing. I just. It's just a pattern that we've. It's just. You're just comfortable me doing them now. Okay, Just put that out there.

[Sebastian]

Okay.

[Josh]

Whatever. You want to do it, you can do it. So, yeah, we're basically gonna. We have so many more questions. If you saw the. The previous episode, we can only do a handful of questions because if not, we can do a five hour episode, but the retention span is just not there. So it's like, why do that?

[Sebastian]

You know, for sure?

[Josh]

You know? So we'd like to have our episodes at an hour, hour and a half. And I know people say, like, oh, you should do them a lot longer, but, like, the retention span is just not there. So we're. We're very statistical people.

[Sebastian]

Very statistical and analytical.

[Josh]

And analytical.

[Sebastian]

So super.

[Josh]

You know, the longest episode that we'll do is like two hours and a half, three hours, depending, Maybe if we have a guest, you know what I mean? But for the most part, it's gonna be an hour, hour and a half.

[Sebastian]

That's. To me, that's perfect. Honestly, even an hour and a half, I'm like, we're pushing it a bit. I think an hour is perfect. It's easy to do an hour and a half when we're in it, but as a listener, like, people got shit to do. And I don't know how many people actually listen to podcasts, like, in 1.5 speed, because that's the way I listen to them, because I can get through them, you know, because other than that, listening to a two hour podcast at normal speed, that's a lot. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. I was going to say this, bro, because this is super sidebar and we'll go into it. Matt has some questions geared up for us that I'm excited to dive into. You and I have been doing this for almost three years now. Every single week we have not missed. Right? Our friendship has evolved tremendously from the beginning to where we're at now. And we've also have figured out like our groove in our pockets of like how we like are on set right now. We are. This is how we are on a day to day basis. But I think we've showcased more of how you and I are outside of this as well. And I mean by you and I and our friend group, bro, like, we like pick at each other. Like nobody is safe. Right. And that's our way of showing love. And like, yo, this is like our. This is how we just are with each other. And I know we've discussed this in the past, but I just want to like reiterate it again when we. I feel like sometimes we have our episodes where it seems like we're like kind of like going at each other.

[Josh]

Right.

[Sebastian]

But little do people know that that is so fun to us and it's just like we want to create an entertaining show and I think some people really take it to heart. Like, wow, they're like kind of like going at it. But I'm like, dude, this is like our friendship one. And none of this. We've never even been into a serious argument.

[Josh]

Never.

[Sebastian]

It's.

[Josh]

It's just, it's just fun and literally never.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. Yeah. And I think it's just some people tend to take. Tend to think, wow, 10 to take things more personally.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Than what we happen, how we happen to take things.

[Josh]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Anyways, I just wanted to know.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[C]

Be one of those.

[Josh]

Huh.

[C]

I used to think about you guys like that before I started working here.

[Sebastian]

Oh, interesting.

[C]

Sometimes I'd be like, oh, they seem kind of pissed at each other today or something. But now that I'm in the room, I'm like, just, you guys.

[Sebastian]

See? See? And that's why I wanted to bring it up because I'm sure he's sure. And I've seen those comments and those are the comments that kind of bother me, you know, because I'm like, bro, he's my best friend and I have so much fun filming podcasts. I. The reason why we've been so consistent is cuz we love doing this and the way we come at each other. I'm going to be fully transparent right now. A lot of the times we're like in podcast mode and it's just like we're trying to be entertaining. We're trying to like just be funny and just be super light hearted about this. And sometimes it comes across like we're being mean to each other or that we're beefing it and that's not the case.

[Josh]

No, for me, it's like, the more meaner, the more I enjoy my time with you.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh]

It's kind of funny. But honestly, I'm kind of glad sometimes people, like, pick that up because it makes things a little interesting, you know? Yeah, it'd be kind of boring if we're just, like, overly nice to each other and, like, just never.

[Sebastian]

Right.

[Josh]

I guess we don't even bicker, but you know what I mean? Like, that would be a little boring.

[Sebastian]

It would be boring. All right, let's go into it.

[Josh]

So, yeah, so we're gonna pick up some more questions. Supposedly Matt has some spicy ones. Jesse, here. But she sent over the rest of the list, and. Yeah, so we're gonna finish those off.

[C]

In the rest of the list. All right, you guys ready for this first one?

[Sebastian]

Ready, dude.

[Josh]

Ready, Dude.

[C]

This is from I am Ashley Lopez.

[Sebastian]

Sup, Ash Lopes?

[C]

Do you let your women finish first.

[Sebastian]

At the same time? We answer this and then we move on. Ready? One.

[Josh]

Wait, hold on, hold on. Give me the question again.

[C]

Do you let your women finish first?

[Sebastian]

1, 2, 3. Yes.

[Josh]

Yes, that's the plan. But sometimes it doesn't go that way.

[Sebastian]

Sometimes it backfires.

[Josh]

Yeah, but, like, that's ideal plan, right?

[Sebastian]

Yeah, that's always the goal.

[Josh]

Yeah, but it's always kind of 50. 50.

[Sebastian]

You know what, man? As I've gotten older, my. My. My ratio has, you know, increased. You know what this means? It's not a 50. 50 for me. It's not a coin flip anymore.

[Josh]

Mine is.

[Sebastian]

No, no, no, no.

[Josh]

Maybe if it's. Sometimes my coin is double this. It's the same thing on both sides.

[Sebastian]

It's a. It's a. It's a fake coin. Not a fake coin.

[Josh]

It just heads.

[Sebastian]

What? It's a. What. What is it called when people have, like, dice that are. That are staged loaded dice? It's like a. Loaded.

[Josh]

When I start getting into the Needy Greedy, I'll play that song that goes. You don't know what song this is?

[Sebastian]

No.

[Josh]

Okay, ready?

[Sebastian]

I don't even know if I want to know it.

[Josh]

It goes right before I get into the Needy Greedy, I go like this.

[C]

Oh, I know what.

[Josh]

I don't want no One Minute Man. No.

[Sebastian]

Dang, you. You sang it, like, so far off.

[Josh]

I don't want no one.

[C]

You're like the bed squeak version or something?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, baby.

[Josh]

Why are you playing that song? It's because I don't want to be a One minute man.

[Sebastian]

You have to, like, psych yourself out. Like you have to, like, motivate yourself.

[Josh]

Yeah, I gotta have, like, sexy time, like, thinking about other, like, rocks and waves and.

[Sebastian]

Rocks is good.

[Josh]

And, like, bread.

[Sebastian]

But sometimes rocks are beautiful, dude.

[Josh]

And, like, cigarettes or, like, a dumpster. Or, like, sometimes when I want to last long, I just think about doing the dishes, and, like, that turns me off, so, like, you know, I'll last longer.

[Sebastian]

There you go.

[Josh]

Yeah. Or like. Or like, if I want to last long, like, without my. My wife knowing, like, I'll just pinch my nipples really hard and distract the. The My senses to my nipples and be like, ow. You know, so nothing feels good at the moment.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[C]

He doesn't catch you, huh?

[Sebastian]

Yeah, he doesn't catch you.

[Josh]

Who doesn't catch me? Who are you guys talking about?

[C]

Whoever you're with, sometimes.

[Sebastian]

Sebast doesn't not only not listen to his guests, he doesn't listen to himself either.

[Josh]

You guys are digs.

[Sebastian]

Next question.

[C]

Matt, this one doesn't have a name, but it's from 1216 X.

[Sebastian]

Okay.

[C]

Do you pee sitting up or down or. It depends on the mood.

[Josh]

What?

[Sebastian]

No.

[Josh]

What do you mean, sitting down? Yeah, I pee sitting down. When I go number two.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, I'd be standing up, obviously, if it's just pee. Do you know the luxury that we have that we get to just stand and pee and not have to, like, sit and do it? Just whip it out.

[Josh]

Josh, you're gonna tell me that sometimes when you need to go number two, you don't need to go number one, too? Yeah, sometimes when you want to go number two, you don't need to go number one, too. Oh.

[Sebastian]

Huh.

[Josh]

No, it's because the numbers just. The sentence is just. Matt, you get what I'm saying?

[Sebastian]

No, I totally get it.

[Josh]

Yeah. Okay, so you need to go number two, right? I'm assuming all the time. I mean, you eat like a German shepherd.

[Sebastian]

That's not entirely true.

[Josh]

I've seen you eat. And when you go number two, you don't need to go number one.

[Sebastian]

Sure. What's your point?

[Josh]

You stand up and pee and then. And then you sit down and poop.

[Sebastian]

No, that's not what she was asking, though.

[Josh]

Yeah, she said, do you. What? What did she say again?

[Sebastian]

She was asking if we. She was just talking about peeing. She would have referenced.

[Josh]

She would have referenced.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

Well, obviously, like, I. I don't like, oh, my God, I need to go to the bathroom or, like, go pee, and I go sit down and pee.

[Sebastian]

I've heard. I don't remember who I was listening to. There was, like, a podcast where this guy was talking about when he's, like, really tired, like, he will sit down to pee. I don't think I've ever, ever even thought of that idea of, like, sitting down to just pee. Like, I feel like it's easier just to stand.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

And get it done.

[Josh]

Yeah. Sitting down just for pee. That's kind of. Yeah. No. Yeah, no, but, Josh. But do you do pee sitting down, right? Like, when you need to go number two?

[Sebastian]

Sure, bro, but that's a whole different question.

[Josh]

I know. Well, that's my question to you. Do you?

[Sebastian]

Sure.

[Josh]

Yeah, me too. There's nothing wrong with that, right? It'd be weird if I stand up first, pee and then poop.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, that would be very weird.

[Josh]

Right? Okay, cool. Does everybody agree with me on the comments down below? Yes. Thank you. So, yeah, like, it, like, being sitting down is not bad either. Like, it's kind of chill.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, it's super chill. I'm just saying that. That it has nothing to do with being, like, machismo or anything like that. It's just, like, I just prefer to stand.

[Josh]

Yeah, no, no. No one's talking about my cheese. That, like.

[Sebastian]

No, no. But, like, I know. I feel like it's not like, oh, I don't. I don't. Because it's kind of, like, frowned upon if you, like, pee standing.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

I've even heard it, like, as an insult. You're the type of guy that, like, pee sitting down. Like, I. That's like a joke. It's like a. It's a huge joke.

[Josh]

Yeah, they've told me that before. I'm like, yeah, I want to poop.

[Sebastian]

So that's the whole machismo part. Like, that's what I'm saying.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I just want to make it known. Like, I'm. I'm. I'm proud to sit down when I poop. Nip. I'm proud of that.

[Sebastian]

Nobody's questioning you, bro.

[Josh]

Yeah, I just want to let, like, people outside. Like, how about.

[Sebastian]

How about you keep doing that? Just keep doing that.

[Josh]

But just know, if it's just number one, I'm standing up. Right. All right, next question. But you do it too, right?

[Sebastian]

Next question. Make it good, man.

[C]

Really good or just good?

[Sebastian]

No, like, super good.

[Josh]

Good. Like, pee sitting down good.

[C]

All right. Are you guys open to being swingers?

[Josh]

It's a good question, to be honest. Let's go on break. Is that okay with you?

[Sebastian]

Yeah. But can I just say what I.

[Josh]

When I say, no, not yet. Let's Go on break.

[Sebastian]

I'm gonna say it.

[Josh]

No, no, but if we go on break, there's like a suspense.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And like, either they fast forward or they just watch our cool little ass commercial, I think. Hold on. And we're back.

[Sebastian]

We back.

[Josh]

I believe the question prior to the commercial break was, would we ever be swingers? I think the answer would be no. I kind of, I rather, I, I, I, I see a little rather kind of gross, bro.

[Sebastian]

I would never do.

[Josh]

Especially with like, swingers are always like. Because I always think about swingers as in, like they go into a house full of them.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And it's just a bunch of people you don't know. That's weird.

[Sebastian]

Like a massive orgy. Yeah, no, I'm not interested in doing that. And not nor would I want to date somebody who like, even thinks like that. Yeah, no, you know, yeah, it's weird. It's weird.

[Josh]

Kind of weird, right? Yeah, Yeah.

[Sebastian]

I think it's the, the type of people. I don't know if I've ever actually met real swingers. But like, from based on what I've seen, like on TV and like movies and stuff, they're off. There's like something off about them. Like, I don't feel like it's normal to be okay with like, yeah, you and your partner hooking up with other people and then just coming back together and stuff like that. Something, something. It's not clicking.

[Josh]

I believe swingers were born extra horny.

[Sebastian]

I don't even think that's the case, bro.

[Josh]

They have to be. That's, that's the only way to be extra horny. Extra horny.

[Sebastian]

Nah, I think, I think it's deeper. I think it's deeper. That's too surfacy. There's deeper, bro. There's like deeper trauma. Psychological.

[Josh]

It doesn't have to be trauma all the time. What about they're just super, like, corny all the time?

[Sebastian]

I don't know, bro. I, I have a hard time just believing that they're just so horny. I'm so horny.

[Josh]

Yeah. Like, I need more than just one, you know? Ah, bro, next question. Matt, Appreciate, appreciate, appreciate that.

[C]

This one's more podcast related.

[Josh]

Appreciate that. Matt.

[C]

This is from Gabby.

[Sebastian]

Gabby.

[Josh]

Appreciate that. Matt.

[C]

How long do you guys see yourself hosting La Platica for?

[Josh]

Ooh.

[Sebastian]

I personally, yeah, like, I give it like another year. Like a solid year. Like a solid like 52 more episodes, 365 days. One more year around the sun and then call it quits your neck.

[Josh]

Okay, bro, Cool. Thanks for letting me know so I can find somebody else.

[Sebastian]

Let's do a. Let's do a crazy beginning teaser that Matt can edit in. Oh, yeah, Yeah. I. I honestly think that I couldn't see myself doing this for more than another year.

[Josh]

Be on the plate again. Like, I just.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. You don't feel the same way.

[Josh]

I had never even thought about, like, not doing this.

[Sebastian]

Well, you can always. I mean, I know that.

[Josh]

I know one day there's going to be, like, an ending to it, and, like, that's fine, but not in my near future. You're giving it, like, a year.

[Sebastian]

You ever seen, you know how, like, in big boy bands, there is, like, that one superstar who, like, leaves the Pac first?

[Josh]

Yeah. You think you're Justin.

[Sebastian]

I'm Justin Timberlake. Yeah. So I'm gonna, like. You can still do it. You know what I mean? But I'm like. I'm doing my solo thing, you know? Don't take it personally, because this is. That. No, it's not a personal thing. It's just that I just don't like you. But don't take it personally, okay. It's not you. It's entirely you.

[Josh]

Cool. Well, I'm glad. I know I have at least, you know, a couple months to figure this out.

[Sebastian]

Figure it out.

[Josh]

Somebody sit where you're at. I don't know who that is. Tough. Tough spot to fill. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna lie. Not gonna lie. But as for me, this is home, baby.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. Good luck.

[Josh]

This is actually home.

[Sebastian]

Good luck, dude. Me good luck.

[Josh]

But, bro, handle your scandal. Handle your scandal. Handle. Handle. Handle. Go do your thing right now. Handle. Full handle.

[Sebastian]

No, honestly, I feel. I think we've talked about this. We. We haven't really sat down and, like, talked about, like, what is, like, the true plan for, like, la platica and the longevity of it. I don't think that there's any intention to, like, ever stop as long as people are willing to listen and be tuned in. There is never a reason why we would need to, like, hang it up. There's. There's no reason that we would need to hang it up in any way. This has allowed us to. Opened up so many opportunities, not only, like, in different ventures, but also, like, the incredible guests that we get to meet, the conversations that we get to have. Like, this is the best thing that has ever happened to both of us.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

So for us just to, like, walk away from it doesn't make any sense, like I said. Unless, like, if we just Couldn't sustain it anymore. Or like, people just stop listening.

[Josh]

Yeah. It's like, wow, that's the only way.

[Sebastian]

Because to run a show, it caught. It's costly. We need to be able to pay Matt. Fool's hungry. You know what I mean? If we can't pay Matt, we're.

[Josh]

Yeah. Stays hungry. No, I, I think that's the answer is when people stop listening is when I'll stop recording.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. But I give it like a year tops for me and I'm out. I'm out, I'm out.

[Josh]

What about if, like this huge network comes and just buys us out and like, they want to bring in their own, like, cast.

[Sebastian]

They go like this. They go like this. They go like, listen, Sebas and Josh, love what you're doing. You guys are excellent hosts. Honestly, I look at you guys and I'm like, wow, I got a raging boner every time I listen to you two. Listen, I have a crazy proposition for you. This is going to sound outlandish. Are you listening, Sevas? I know you have issues listening. Here's where I'm at. Okay? Spotify. Spotify wants you to be on Spotify. And we're going to offer you $1.8 billion. Here's the catch. Are you listening?

[Josh]

Yes.

[Sebastian]

Here's the catch. We only want Josh. We only want him.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

And this has nothing to do with you, Sebas. Nothing to do with you. It's just that you suck. And Josh, Wow.

[Josh]

I can say to my new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra, hey, find a keto.

[Sebastian]

Friendly restaurant nearby and text it to Beth and Steve.

[Josh]

And it does without me lifting a finger so I can get in more squats anywhere I can.

[Sebastian]

1, 2, 3.

[Josh]

Will that be cash or credit? Credit.

[Sebastian]

4 Galaxy S25 Ultra. The AI companion that does the heavy lifting. So you can do you get [e-mail] compatible with select apps. Requires Google Gemini account. Results may vary based on input. Check responses for accuracy.

[Josh]

I'm ready for my life to change.

[Sebastian]

ABC tonight, American Idol returns.

[Josh]

Give it your all. Good luck. Come out with a golden ticket.

[Sebastian]

Let's hear it. This is immense world. I've never seen anything like it. And a new chapter begins.

[Josh]

Carrie Underwood joins Lionel Richie, Luke Bryant.

[Sebastian]

And Ryan Seacrest on American Idol season premiere tonight, 8, 7 Central on ABC and stream on Hulu. What a star. Would you let me take the 1.8, Paul? Would you let me take the 1.8? Or would you be like, fuck, no.

[Josh]

Wait, you're taking the 1.8. Are we sharing it well, you.

[Sebastian]

I could cut you off a little bit of something. I'll cut. I'll slide you a few hundred bucks.

[Josh]

You know, I didn't want to interrupt you. You. That was.

[C]

That was spot on.

[Josh]

That was award winning. Yeah, I would. I would let it go, bro.

[Sebastian]

I'm going to be really psych.

[Josh]

I would have to do a poll, like, hey, this is what's going on. And, like, if people want me to go, I'll go, bro.

[Sebastian]

I'm gonna be real with you. Okay? 1.8 billion is crazy amount of money, right? I don't think that you would ever let me. And vice versa. Turn that down. Obviously, there needs to be, like, some sort of, like, compensation, right? Like, I'll be like, yeah, okay, look, I'm gonna. I'll take it because we're having this opportunity to have all this money, but I'm gonna give you half. You know what I mean? And then from there, like, we. We figure it out. Yeah. And vice versa. I think you would do the same. If they were like, we just want Sebas. And I'm like, that's crazy.

[Josh]

But okay, well, I would actually turn it down.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And I would say no, me too. I would say, thanks for the offer, Australian dude, but I. It. It doesn't work if he's not here. Yeah, like, you can put somebody else. I can't do it by myself. You can't put somebody else there that would replicate Josh. So I'm have to say no. It has to be both.

[Sebastian]

It would be stupid of them for their. Even their own investment, because that would be like, hey, do you realize I, We. We were so flattered by the fact that you've considered us for $1.8 billion. Okay, but this, for your sake, of your investment, this doesn't work with just one person.

[Josh]

Yeah, but what about.

[Sebastian]

So make it 1.9 and I'm in.

[Josh]

But what about if they brought in, like. Like, somebody in the podcast world that's already a beast, that's already super popping? Like, that's kind of hard, too.

[Sebastian]

Damn.

[Josh]

Yeah, if they brought, like, the Ovon. If they brought one of the dudes from Bad Friends.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, it's a whole different show, though. They're at that point.

[Josh]

Yeah, but I mean, that's. That's the whole point, Ryan. To do a different show or, like, Like a mega star in the Latino industry, you know what I mean? But yeah, bro, if that was the case and, like, they just want you and, like, say they were gonna bring, like, Don Francisco, bro. Yeah, I would Immediately be like, bro, it. Do it. You know, but you're gonna. We're gonna have to go havesies, you know, in order for me to exit out.

[Sebastian]

No. 100.

[Josh]

Yeah. But I would have on the contract that it would say, like, if it doesn't work out, I can come in.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

For another fee.

[Sebastian]

More fees.

[Josh]

Yeah. No, yeah. But to answer the beginning question, I have not thought about it. And just like you said, I have not ever said, damn, bro. I'm kind of like over it. Never. I think this is the highlight of my week. I feel like if I don't have this, I'm empty. There's nothing else that I would like to do other than this.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So it's like, you know, it's. I see me doing this for life. I could see just like how Don Francisco is still. Was still on Salvador Gigante forever.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And then after that, he kind of did his own podcast type thing. And, you know, he's just always there.

[Sebastian]

I could see us maybe changing the structure of the show in the sense of, like, content is constantly involving. Right. People are watching different forms of content. Podcasting wasn't a thing that long ago. Right. It just became like, super relevant. What, five years ago? Within the past five years. Would you agree, Matt? Like, podcasting.

[Josh]

Relevant is the key word. Relevant.

[Sebastian]

Maybe the next thing is like, it's. It's a different type. It's a podcast, but just looks a little bit different. I can see us evolving and shifting into a different type of format of it.

[Josh]

Yeah. I mean, this studio is everything I've always wanted.

[Sebastian]

We can do. We can do anything.

[Josh]

I would love to have this studio still here and replicate it or switch it up and have like a whole ass Jerry Springer set. That's my goal, to have a straight up TV show.

[Sebastian]

There you go.

[Josh]

Like, that is my goal. Have a straight up TV show. And hopefully.

[Sebastian]

No.

[Josh]

Well, you know what I mean. Just like a. On YouTube TV set. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, where we can walk around, follow us and like that, you know, to me, like, that's the ultimate goal for me.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Really is. And I've said it before, I want to be like, I want to have a whole asset, a whole show.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. You have some weak wrist.

[Josh]

Did I do that?

[Sebastian]

I want to do some TV shows.

[Josh]

I want to do like, like a show.

[Sebastian]

Next question. Good question. Next question. Good question. Next question.

[C]

Do you shower facing the shower head or away from the shower head?

[Sebastian]

I mix it. I mix it up. I probably start head. No, you know what? I probably spend 80 of my shower away from the shower head. The, like. So the shower's above me, it's behind me, and it's like. And I'm facing the opposite way.

[Josh]

Oh, really?

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I say 70 shower heads here.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And it's hitting me this.

[Sebastian]

Wow.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Wow.

[Josh]

And. And unless I got like, like, like, like soapy bubbles down my butt crack.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And then I kind of go, like, turn around. I go.

[Sebastian]

There you go. You don't have one of those handheld mangetas that, like, you can take off and like, get that?

[Josh]

I sure do.

[Sebastian]

I have a very serious.

[Josh]

But I like it when it hits my lower back and then it just trickles down my butt cheeks.

[Sebastian]

When you are lathering your body so graciously, do you always. Do you soap your legs or do you just let the top from the washing, like, kind of clean your legs?

[Josh]

No, not at all. I go from the bottom up.

[Sebastian]

You go from the bottom up?

[Josh]

Yeah. So, like, when I wash my body, Karen bought me this thing which I need to change out because I feel like I've been using it for five years, which is probably disgusting. But it's this mitt, right? It's almost made. It looks like a 3D printed mitt. It's really plasticky and hard and almost like a scrub. It's this huge mitt, right? And like I said, it's like plasticky looks 3D printed like a scrub daddy. So I'll just put some water in it. And then I just put either body wash or a hawon. And then I go first. Feet this.

[Sebastian]

That's crazy that you start this.

[Josh]

I start low. I start lower. I bet I bend over low first like this. And then I have a mirror. And I look at the mirror. Oh. And then I just lather my body. Lather down here, butt cheeks, you know? All right, this is a kind of crazy question for you. For you too, man. Because you have one of those, right? Like a mitt or like, I have multiple. Okay.

[Sebastian]

Different types of.

[Josh]

What are they called?

[Sebastian]

Yeah. Like a loofah.

[Josh]

Loofah. Loofah. Okay. Because you gotta clean your ass crack, right?

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay. Do you really clean your ass crack? Like. Like.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Seesaw?

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You seesaw it Like. Like you're touching, like, butthole.

[Sebastian]

Yes.

[Josh]

Okay, good. Just checking because a lot of people are weird about that.

[Sebastian]

No, which.

[Josh]

Which you should do.

[Sebastian]

Right?

[Josh]

But, like, that's really cleansing your body.

[Sebastian]

Look, this is. This is tmi. This is kind of.

[Josh]

I know. That's why I said no.

[Sebastian]

It is it is, but, like, the. The truth is, if you're not showering like that, you're not showering properly. Okay. Like. Like just being, like, super honest, like, you're not showering like that, you' properly. That's disgusting. And it's not hygienic.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

You need to, like, wash yourself entirely.

[Josh]

Do you make any sounds when. When you're. Yeah, just like that, bro.

[Sebastian]

That's crazy. So for me, I. I won't like, just to not go soon so we can move on, but I start shampoo, then I face wash, and then I body top to bottom.

[Josh]

Got it?

[Sebastian]

Yeah. And the reason I shampoo first is because when I wash it, the shampoo goes into my face and body. So then that's why I go face wash so I can clear the shampoo off my face from the face wash so my face is perfectly clean. Then the body wash, and then it starts here and it makes its way down. And then I like to go in between my toes. Like, this is my favorite part.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's not my favorite part.

[Sebastian]

Why?

[Josh]

Just ticklish to go to get pedicures because I almost kick them in the face. Why you do that? Sorry.

[Sebastian]

Next question, Matt.

[Josh]

But yeah, that's what I do. And then I do the whole thing.

[C]

I have the same regimen process.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Who's the most famous person you've had.

[Sebastian]

A drink with that I've had a drink with? Probably Mark Cuban.

[Josh]

A drink with. Yeah. Mark Cuban. A drink with.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Honestly?

[Sebastian]

Yeah. Is he more famous than Mark Cuban? I would. Depends on who you ask.

[Josh]

It depends on who you ask. But in my eyes, Pepe. In my eyes, Pep. In my eyes, Pepe. In my eyes, more famous.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. The response that we got from Mark Cuban compared to Pepe Gilar was like, world of a difference, though. Like, people were like, damn, you got Pepe on the pod. But when we got Mark, bro, that was like new heights.

[Josh]

We also met Jay Balvin, but we didn't really drink with him.

[Sebastian]

He didn't drink.

[Josh]

We were with him the whole time, the whole day.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. He didn't drink, though.

[Josh]

I'm going to say Pepe Gilar. And that's sick, bro. No, it's so sick to say that is just so cool.

[Sebastian]

That's epic, bro. It's like such a flex. Yeah.

[Josh]

I'd say I should put that on my bio.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Had a couple with pepper.

[Sebastian]

Had some cocktails with.

[Josh]

Had a couple cold ones with pepper.

[C]

You think he'll ever come back on?

[Josh]

Yeah, probably not.

[Sebastian]

100.

[Josh]

He would bro, probably not, man.

[Sebastian]

I think we'll get his daughter on too.

[Josh]

He said he didn't like you.

[Sebastian]

Why?

[Josh]

I'm totally joking.

[Sebastian]

Also, I'm like, why dinner with him, I think. Yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

You missed dinner, bro. Did I say that already? Have people known that? Yeah, people know that. That I went to dinner with them?

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Okay, I'm gonna talk about it then.

[C]

Now they do.

[Josh]

Next question.

[C]

Matt, what's the craziest rumor you've heard about yourself?

[Sebastian]

Craziest rumor I've heard about myself.

[Josh]

Recently there was a video out that I support Trump and that was not true.

[Sebastian]

Oh, yeah, that's it.

[Josh]

I don't know how the people thought that.

[Sebastian]

Crazy's rumor. I'm. Dude, I've had some crazy.

[Josh]

Yeah, you probably had a lot of them, especially being a megastar on YouTube.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, it's definitely. I've had everything you can possibly imagine people have said about me in some way or another, I think. And that's not just me. I think if you're like a public figure. I hate that word. That's kind of weird. I'm a public figure, but like being out, like, like having exposure like that, like people are gonna say the craziest about you.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

You know, being a public figure is hard, man.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

You know, the craziest rumor I've ever.

[Josh]

Heard about me is like, dude, seven us is so nice.

[Sebastian]

That's pretty crazy. That's insane. Oh, I. Sorry, I just thought of one. This is not crazy rumor, but people have thought, like, I'll post like my nephew or like my godson on like my Instagram and like people will assume like, that's like my kid and stuff, which is. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Your Adonis, so to say.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, yeah. Like I've been hiding. It's not that I'm hiding my son from the world. I'm hiding my world from the sun.

[Josh]

Imagine Joshua the kid, not how. Do you have any baby names? Would you. Okay, this is maybe it's kind of dumb for me to say this. Maybe out of pocket, maybe far fetched. Maybe a little like I'm reaching and maybe it's not my position to say this.

[Sebastian]

It's not.

[Josh]

Would you name your son Sebastian if you had one? Oh, this is a dead ass. Honest question. I would consider your name. I consider. But I believe Sebastian is a better name than Josh.

[Sebastian]

So first of all, my name is in Josh.

[Josh]

It's Joshua, which is worse.

[Sebastian]

No, Joshua's not worse. Josh was better, in my opinion.

[C]

In your middle name.

[Josh]

Then why don't you Then why don't you say the Joshua Leva?

[Sebastian]

Because it's Joshua. Sounds like pompous to me. Like, my name is Joshua. I think it's badass, but it's just like, okay, buddy, why don't you say Sebastian? You always say Sevas when you introduce yourself. Sebastian.

[Josh]

Sebastian. I'll start saying Celestia now.

[Sebastian]

Or Sebastian. Like that. That just feels a little like, you.

[Josh]

Know, Sebastian feels pompous.

[Sebastian]

Right? That's how I feel when I say Joshua.

[Josh]

Hey, man, what's your name again? Sebastian.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. Take the time today to say my entire name and don't you.

[Josh]

Yeah, because that name's kind of long. The other day I went to this event so long. And they had to give me a hello, my name is yeah badge. And she took like five seconds writing my name. Like, dang, I have a long ass.

[Sebastian]

Long ass name.

[Josh]

I didn't. I don't realize that because that's my name.

[Sebastian]

It's very inconsiderate. Your name is very inconsiderate. It's.

[Josh]

Tell that to my mom.

[Sebastian]

It's too long. I gotta go. I'm not saying that's why it's so us. Exactly.

[Josh]

But.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, but listen, I. I, like, I. You're. I would consider you one of, like, my closest, dearest friends. I would name my child. Like, he would have a different first name and potentially. Potentially, if you play your cards right, you. Okay.

[Josh]

I've been playing my middle name. Wow.

[Sebastian]

Peasy. Middle name Peasy.

[Josh]

You would consider it, though?

[Sebastian]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Josh]

Hell, yeah, dude.

[Sebastian]

Especially, like, if you, like, died. If you died.

[Josh]

Wow, that's weird. Bro, don't say that because I'm already freaking out. You're like, no, but seriously, you would consider it?

[Sebastian]

Yeah, dude, if you died.

[Josh]

Wow.

[Sebastian]

If. If I died. Bro, if I died, I promise you, Karen would let you call your kid at least the middle name Josh.

[Josh]

She wouldn't though. No, not Josh.

[Sebastian]

Joshua.

[Josh]

Not even. Bro.

[Sebastian]

Middle name. Nobody uses middle names. It's more of like an homage. Like, shout out my boy, bro.

[Josh]

I'd rather name my son Giovanni.

[Sebastian]

That's hard too, but some sort of. Yeah, I'd rather. You know what? Now that I think about it, I'd rather name my son Edgar, too. I'd go with Edgar.

[Josh]

People don't know that that's my first name.

[Sebastian]

People know that, do they? I think so. Did you know that, Matt?

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

See if Matt knows, people know.

[Josh]

Yeah. So if you didn't know back at home, my first name is Edgar.

[Sebastian]

Thank you for calling Edgar.

[Josh]

Yeah. So all high school my name was Edgar because that's my first name. But outside of high school, outside of my, my education life, nobody would ever call me like that's my dad's name. You know, Mexicans, they call you, most of them, they call you by your middle name.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

You know, and that's my dad's name. So I was that in high school. I was like, bro. Well it, you know, my name's editor, which, which it is.

[Sebastian]

But Edgar didn't have the connotation then than it does now.

[Josh]

No, now it's really bad.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. It's not even that it's bad, but.

[Josh]

It'S kind of cool.

[Sebastian]

It has a stereotype.

[Josh]

Yeah. And so does Karen.

[Sebastian]

So does Karen.

[Josh]

But now it's kind of cool. At first I was like, I was like, damn. Like everybody has such a, like bad rap to it right now, you know, because of the guys, you know, the haircut, the Edgars. The Edgars, the no gmakus, stuff like that.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But now I really think about it and I'm like, I'll put money on that. I'm the most good looking Edgar on planet Earth.

[Sebastian]

That's.

[Josh]

That's third rock from the sun.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

I for sure the most good looking one. I have to be.

[Sebastian]

No, you are for sure.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

You have to be.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

I would, I'd be willing to bet my life that you are.

[Josh]

Thank you.

[Sebastian]

The hottest Edgar to walk this earth.

[Josh]

Yeah. Because before the Nokema cuz it was Edgar Allan Poe weirdo Edgar Rogers, which was an amazing astronaut.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So it's respectable. But then these fools came in the single cab. Dodge Rams and Silverados. Which is a nice truck. Just kind of that up for me.

[Sebastian]

I'm gonna look up famous people named Edgar, by the way.

[Josh]

Edgar Rogers, the astronaut. I just made that up. But there is an Edgar astronaut.

[Sebastian]

What? There isn't. Okay, how about this? I don't know. Edgar Allan Poe was for real. He was for real. But didn't he like eat his cats or something? Didn't he? No, I'm not joking. He has like a weird thing like that. That's why I said weirdo. He, he, he's weird, bro. Edgar Martinez, he was a, he was a baseball player for the Mariners. That's funny.

[C]

Edgar Mitchell, bro.

[Josh]

That guy.

[Sebastian]

There's no super pop in Edgar's bro. You are probably, you might even be the most like current famous Edgar.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

On the planet.

[Josh]

And Dennis, my dad.

[Sebastian]

Correct. Yeah. Coming in. Coming into a close second.

[Josh]

Shout out to my pops. You know what my Pops was.

[Sebastian]

Oh, here we go. On famousbirthdays.com. famous Edgar's number one. Edgar Allen.

[C]

Po.

[Sebastian]

Po. Sorry, bro.

[Josh]

Cat eater.

[Sebastian]

He's a weirdo. He's a poet. Edgar Ramirez, movie actor.

[Josh]

You just said both of these, bro. You're wasting my life.

[Sebastian]

Edgar Wright, director. Sorry, bro. You're not even in the top 10.

[Josh]

There's not many of them, huh?

[Sebastian]

You're not even the top 12, my boy. Damn. You're not even in the top 20.

[Josh]

What about famous Sebastians?

[Sebastian]

Oh, bro, you're gonna be a bottom of the list. Bottom of the barrel, bro. If it makes you feel any better, I'm not even in the top. Josh. Oh, I'm number 44. I'm the 44th most famous Josh.

[Josh]

Who's number one?

[Sebastian]

No, he's. He's up there, though. Josh Richards.

[Josh]

Who's that?

[Sebastian]

He's a podcaster from Barstool. And this kid, you know him, bro.

[Josh]

He'S the most famous one.

[Sebastian]

He's a famous Josh. The most famous Josh. Then Josh Allen. Then Josh Hutcherson.

[Josh]

Oh, Josh Allen from the Giants.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. Josh Parker. Josh peck is number seven. I'm 44, dude. 44 is like one of my lucky numbers too.

[Josh]

No, it's not. Oh, no, it is.

[Sebastian]

It's my angel number 444.

[Josh]

44 is kind of low. I just rather not even be on the list. Falabra. All right, we got one more.

[C]

Let's go.

[Sebastian]

One more, man. Fuck.

[C]

Wait, can we do two more?

[Sebastian]

No. Yes.

[Josh]

Okay, let's do two more.

[C]

Because this one I wouldn't have prepped up, but it's not worthy of being lost.

[Sebastian]

I wonder if people can feel the difference when Jess is not here. Like, I wonder if they can feel the tone of it because we're a little bit more like, how many times do you play with your balls?

[C]

Not a question, but can you guys answer that? This one is kind of gonna piggy off the whole kids thing.

[Josh]

I will give it to me, baby.

[C]

When Josh Sl seas has a child, who will be the nino? Your brother or Josh Sevas?

[Sebastian]

Oh, I mean, dude, I wouldn't even be take it any, like, personal way. Like, if I wasn't a godfather, you'd be really dumb not to have me as one of your God.

[Josh]

You'd actually question that? Okay, if you have a brother, if you had three kids, it's like me asking you, me or Marky?

[Sebastian]

No, for sure. No. But I'm saying if you had three or four kids.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's different.

[Sebastian]

And I Did it. And I didn't make that roster because then now I'm like, what the is going on here, dude? Are you dumb?

[Josh]

Yeah. So you think you're actually going to even make the roster if you had.

[Sebastian]

Four or five kids?

[Josh]

Two, three.

[Sebastian]

No, no, no.

[Josh]

If I had 10?

[Sebastian]

Yes.

[Josh]

You think you're going to make the roster from If I had 10 kids?

[Sebastian]

Yes.

[Josh]

You're out of your mind, brother.

[Sebastian]

No, there's no way. There's no way this guy. There's no way. There's no way.

[Josh]

N. I give you one, you got.

[Sebastian]

To give me one, bro.

[Josh]

Yeah. You sure you're going to take responsibility?

[Sebastian]

Yes.

[Josh]

With. With. With. With responsibility comes what, Great responsibility or how does that. With great power comes great responsibility. Brucey Wayne.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, man. No, you have to, bro. I'm telling. I'm telling you. You would be dumb. You'd be foolish not to make me a God.

[Josh]

Yeah, of course.

[Sebastian]

Foolish.

[Josh]

Of course, bro. And sometimes I just wish I can get married again just so I can have another best man type, you know?

[Sebastian]

But I feel like for the groomsmen, bro, like, I would view them as like all best man.

[Josh]

Yeah, for sure.

[Sebastian]

You know, like, that's. I hate the whole idea is only one of them is the best. No, it's like, nah, bro, these are all my brothers, man. Yeah.

[Josh]

Especially like my wedding. Like, I didn't have one best man.

[Sebastian]

I had.

[Josh]

I chose two. Yeah, but yeah, no, I would. I'd say the same. Yeah. I think for the first one, it.

[Sebastian]

Has to be your brother.

[Josh]

If you have a good relationship.

[Sebastian]

No, no, I'm saying you. I'm talking you personally. Yeah. Tailored to you.

[Josh]

Yeah, my brother. Of course.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And he's the only one I got.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So for sure.

[Sebastian]

But you can have like. I've seen people do like four. They do like the two couples. Yeah, that's. That's like a lot.

[Josh]

Yeah, it's a lot. Especially for, like when your son or daughter grows up and they're kind of like, why do I have so many? Yeah, just make it easy on them.

[Sebastian]

Are you currently a godfather?

[Josh]

Yeah, one of my uncle's kids.

[Sebastian]

Oh, cool.

[Josh]

Yeah, so that's cool, man.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. Super nut you are too. I'm two. I'm godfather of two. Two girls.

[C]

Cool.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. One girl, one boy.

[Josh]

Yeah. Dang. They chose you twice.

[Sebastian]

Chose me twice, bro. They know what they were doing.

[Josh]

You the bank or what?

[Sebastian]

Good call.

[Josh]

Sick ass Domingos. Yeah, I have. I have a nino and my. I personally Have a nino, but he's in Mexico. Yeah, I haven't nino, but every time I see him, like, bro, it's stacked up where it at? Either tacos or hala with a couple pesos, G Or yas, please.

[Sebastian]

That'd be sick.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Is that it, man?

[C]

We could do one more.

[Sebastian]

Let's end off on a doozy.

[Josh]

Didn't you say you have an epic one?

[C]

I don't know about epic, but to candidly, Carmen, it was epic.

[Josh]

Let's see it.

[C]

All right. What's your guys's favorite and least favorite thing about each other?

[Sebastian]

Favorite and least favorite thing. That's a good one. We. I think we've answered a question like this before.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Favorite thing. I'm gonna just go different. I'm gonna try to think of something different. Okay. I'm not. I'm not gonna overthink this. I'm just gonna shoot my. I'm shooting right now, dude. My favorite thing about you. One of my favorite things about you is your memory to, like, locations, restaurants. Like, you're just very, like, on top of that. Like, you would just remember a ton of, like, experiences that you've had, and then you're able to, like, just suggest them. And that's, like, one of my favorite things about. You can tell me. I'm like, bro, I'm going to. I'll be like, yo, I'm going to Solvain tomorrow. You'd be like, oh, bro, you have to check out this spot. You got to order this, and you got to get this. You are a pro at that, bro. So every time I'm going somewhere new, I'll always, like, ask you because I know that you will, like, have great wrecks.

[Josh]

Or, like, you'd be like, hey, what's that one place we were at, like, years ago? I'm like, oh, you talking about this?

[Sebastian]

Yes.

[Josh]

And you're like, what the.

[Sebastian]

Yes. Yes. I told you that I tried to implicate that in my own life because it really, like, I. I just love that whole feature.

[Josh]

And you know what's crazy? Sometimes I think that I'm losing my memory.

[Sebastian]

I mean, that's normal, bro. You're getting older.

[Josh]

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[Sebastian]

No judgments.

[Josh]

But that's weird.

[Sebastian]

Okay, one judgment.

[Josh]

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[Sebastian]

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[Josh]

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[Sebastian]

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[Josh]

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[Sebastian]

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[Josh]

To be. Yeah.

[Sebastian]

And the thing that I like hate about you so many come to mind.

[C]

I just said least favorite, not hate.

[Sebastian]

Oh, we'll go. We'll go with hate. I will say things that I hate about you 10 things 10 things I hate about you.

[Josh]

I love that movie.

[Sebastian]

You really know how to cry. You love me up and turn me up and turn me Love that song, bro. I don't know. I'm trying to think I that I'm a sick cyclist.

[Josh]

And every morning at 7am yeah, probably.

[Sebastian]

How much you, how much you bring up like cycling and how much you think you're like, I'm better than you because I am. Yeah, there you go.

[Josh]

You see the pictures that I posted? They're fire from Salute.

[Sebastian]

There are some Nike epic pictures.

[Josh]

If you guys haven't seen it, please go on my Instagram.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, some of the coolest photos you've ever posted.

[Josh]

Honestly, it literally the coolest pictures I've ever posted. Go on my Instagram and please comment. Like, yo. Coming from La Platica. Episode 180. Where are we at, Matt 4:4. And like, let me know and comment and like, bring that post back to life because I just posted that today, bro.

[Sebastian]

It was one of the sickest photos photo shoot I've ever seen. The team absolutely crushed it. You absolutely crushed it. I think that I look sick. I already know how you, how you responded to when you saw this photo. You couldn't contain yourself.

[Josh]

I couldn't.

[Sebastian]

You're all giddy. You're like, hey, fool, did you see my pig text? I'm like, yeah, well, you just sent. Yeah, we're talking about it. We were just talking about it on text.

[Josh]

Your team killed it, bro.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

And like, obviously they're gonna kill it with such a immaculate, masculine man like myself.

[Sebastian]

Exactly.

[Josh]

I Mean, look at my beard.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, it's a great beard.

[Josh]

It's a little, it's a little long right now. I don't know if you've noticed that. Really longer. You don't see that? I'm kind of like pretty, pretty beardly right now.

[Sebastian]

I can't say that I've noticed, but I feel like you always have a good beard.

[Josh]

No, that, yeah, of course. That's. That's a given. Yeah, but it's pretty like it's longer right now. Anyways, favorite thing about you, you're always so energetic. You're funny, you're talented.

[Sebastian]

No, just say one.

[Josh]

You always know that you always have like the best things to say to me. And you're always in a good mood, man. Always. I've never, I've seen you mad, but like, not really, you know. No, but like you just always just in a good mood, man. Just put me in a good mood. It's like sometimes I just, just want to kiss you, bro.

[Sebastian]

You want to kiss where at though? We're at though. I could leave now. Get the out of here, dude.

[Josh]

Now you might step in outside real quick. All right. Least thing, my least favorite thing is that that you're always energetic. Like, bro, like get mad one day, you know, Piss me off. You can't. You're. What? What? The least, the least thing I hate about you is like you're just too perfect and I hate that you're the full package. I've said that before. Perfect amount of body hair, great chest. Genetically wise, you're nice. Huge legs, huge feet. Like, bro, you're a 13, but you like want to wear a 12 because you don't want to say that you're at 13. You look good in loewe glasses. You. You look good in a spring training Dodgers hat.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, I didn't know these were the spring training hats.

[Josh]

Yeah, they like train in those hats. You have a great brand. DNS feria your light skin.

[Sebastian]

Wait, we're going on the. We're going on the live skin type.

[Josh]

That's the least favorite thing about you is that you're just too perfect too.

[Sebastian]

Light skin on two. Light skin.

[Josh]

Yeah. And then like we are making that shirt that says Josh is my dad.

[Sebastian]

No, we are not.

[Josh]

You're so whack for that, I'm not.

[Sebastian]

Gonna let you use my likeness.

[Josh]

Oh, but for everything else, use it anyways that like that.

[Sebastian]

These are fun. Matt, thank you so much for interviewing us. These are questions from the Internet. We. We might make this into a series Because I had fun.

[Josh]

How much were your glasses?

[Sebastian]

Like, 500.

[Josh]

$500, huh?

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

It's a lot of money for some glasses.

[Sebastian]

Or photo. Photo shoot, man. It was an expense called a tax write off. Learn the laws, play the game. Play the game.

[Josh]

No, I love those. Going back, you were saying that, like, you hate wearing cheap glasses.

[Sebastian]

I can't, bro.

[Josh]

Yeah, you can't. I know, but, like, that's one thing that I do give myself the luxury is, like, if I'm gonna wear something expensive, it's gonna be glasses. I love wearing quality glasses, bro.

[Sebastian]

And glasses can get crazy expensive.

[Josh]

Yeah.

[Sebastian]

Like, think about it. These things that you just wear on your face cost so much money. But don't glasses, like, have, like, good benefits? Right? Like, it obviously, like, protects your eyes and stops you from wrinkle, like, from wrinkles because you're not squinting as hard. There's a lot of good benefits.

[Josh]

I have a good tick tock.

[Sebastian]

You look thick as.

[Josh]

I have a good tick tock clip.

[Sebastian]

All right, ready?

[Josh]

Ready? I'm gonna give it to you, and then we're gonna cut it up.

[Sebastian]

Hold on. Before you do this, let me direct this a little bit. Okay. You're gonna start what you're gonna. I need a massive, like, hooker. Give me a crazy hook before you start.

[Josh]

You want to.

[Sebastian]

Don't just.

[Josh]

Crazy hook.

[Sebastian]

Don't just lead into it. Like, give me a nasty hook.

[Josh]

All right.

[Sebastian]

And go.

[Josh]

What are three things in your life you don't mind spending money on?

[Sebastian]

Glasses, shoes, colognes.

[Josh]

Cool.

[Sebastian]

You.

[Josh]

Anything from my car, glasses, road, bikes. Oh, whatever the price is, I'm paying for it because I love it that much.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. So this is all personal stuff, right? Because I have, like, a different answer for, like, my business, but this personal.

[Josh]

Yeah. Like, three things that, like, if you like it, you don't care how much it is, you're buying it.

[Sebastian]

Oh, oh, sorry. One more thing. Just. Just like a little asterisk. 1. I'd say, like, what's the word I'm looking for? Experiences. I have no problem spending on experiences.

[Josh]

For sure.

[Sebastian]

That's probably over. Over shoes.

[Josh]

Over shoes. For sure.

[Sebastian]

Yeah. Experiences. And that. That includes, like, food, vacations, you know, all that stuff.

[Josh]

Yeah. Memories.

[Sebastian]

Mems.

[Josh]

I love that, man. What a great episode. Benaki, I appreciate you, man. Thanks for coming in to the big homie. Yeah. Shout out to Jess. She obviously she was here. She was here. Even though she wasn't here, she was here.

[Sebastian]

Her aura.

[Josh]

Yeah. Guys, follow Sasson Studios.

[Sebastian]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Instagram and YouTube. Follow La Platica. If you're new here, once again, welcome. D. Josh Leva.

[Sebastian]

What's up with it?

[Josh]

And Sebastian. Sebastian. Follow us on. Follow us on Instagram. Links are down on the description down below. This is la platica. Excuse me. You see the merch? I ain't even gonna talk about it right now.

[Sebastian]

This is available too, by the way. Y'all want to cop this one right here.

[Josh]

You saw him modeling in the beginningstudios la.

[Sebastian]

You can cop that right there.

[Josh]

Guys, there's also. You guys forget there's a link in the description down below to get 10 off anything on Salute tastal.com.

[Sebastian]

If you guys don't click the description, you're missing out on a lot because we put in effort in our descriptions. Now that we have Jess, she writes a little like, you know, paragraph on the episodes. We have links provided. We got resources. We got everything. The description box is popping. Yeah, it's popping. It's good.

[Josh]

Discount codes, everything. Yo, UC Geek.

[Sebastian]

Like, everything, bro.

[Josh]

We description boxes are the modern penny savers.

[Sebastian]

Coupon books.

[Josh]

Coupon books.

[Sebastian]

Yeah, dog.

[Josh]

Man, I love that, man. Anyways, anyways, have a great day, brother.

[Sebastian]

Hey, bless up, G.

[Josh]

Dude, where's my car? But I like it when it hits my lower back and then it just trickles down my butt cheeks.