Truth or Shot: Exposing Ourselves 😳

Summary

LA PLÁTICA Podcast Episode Summary

Podcast: LA PLÁTICA
Hosts: Sebas (Sebastian Robles), Josh Leyva
Episode Title: Truth or Shot: Exposing Ourselves 😳
Date: August 3, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of LA PLÁTICA brings listeners inside a candid, laughter-filled round of “Truth or Shot” with hosts Sebas and Josh Leyva, joined by their friend Jess. The hosts dive into personal truths, playful gatekeeping habits, social pet peeves, and share behind-the-scenes tales about their friendships and travel hacks. The “Truth or Shot” format keeps the energy high as the group alternates between answering provocative questions and taking “baby shots” when the truth feels too risky to share.

Throughout, Sebas and Josh reflect on masculinity, privacy, and authenticity with their signature charm and camaraderie — showcasing the emotionally intelligent and light-hearted approach they bring to conversations about life, culture, and friendship.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Pre-Vacation Anticipation and Podcast Meta Jokes (01:35–03:15)

• Sebas and Josh open with banter about the episode “time machine” (recorded pre-vacation, published during), poking fun at podcast timing and addressing their audience directly.
• Both hosts talk about pre-vacation excitement and how the week before travel seems pointless.
• Memorable Moment: Complimenting their viewers:
  “Damn, dog, you look cute… Guys watching out there, very handsome of you guys.” – Sebas (03:18)

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2. Vivid Dreams & Belief in Parallel Universes (03:31–05:12)

• Sebas shares recurring vivid dreams, including one about breaking a Sprinter van, and describes waking up with lingering anxiety.
• He expresses a belief that dreams might reflect experiences in parallel universes.
• Quote: “I personally think dreams are actual real life situations happening with me… in another parallel universe maybe.” – Sebas (04:32)

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3. Truth or Shot: Hosted by Jess (05:12–56:30)

Format: Jess presents personal or exposing questions; if a host doesn’t want to answer, they must take a shot. The atmosphere is playful, self-deprecating, and honest.

A. “What was the last thing that pissed you off?” (07:26–12:58)

• Sebas: Annoyed by drivers using windshield washer fluid on the freeway:
  “I get so upset… when somebody decides at 75 miles an hour to turn on their windshield wipers… spray hella water on your vehicle.” (08:53)
• Josh: Has an incident in mind but refuses to “expose somebody he loves.” Instead, takes a shot, noting, “That’s when you’re that pissed: I shed a tear of frustration.” (11:50)

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B. “What’s something you low-key want to gatekeep?” (12:59–25:36)

• The hosts “expose” their favorite secret (and expensive) Dodger Stadium parking lot (Lot I), only accessible via third-party apps like SeatGeek and costing up to $350 for opening day.
• Cologne Gatekeeping:
  • Josh: Embarrassed to tell people he often gets the most compliments wearing Dior Sauvage Elixir, despite its “boy” stigma on social media (17:10).
    • “I get the most amount of compliments with Sauvage Elixir… and girls are always like, ‘Of course.’”
  • Sebas: Shares his exclusive “Frederic Malle – Promise” cologne, retelling story of being complimented by an NYX Cosmetics exec at the World Cup.
    • “It's like wearing a watch… if a man wears Frederic Malle… it says a lot about that man.” (21:02)
• Chapstick/Personal Care: Banter about the “most masculine chapstick” (25:47), poking fun at different brands, with Jess explaining why some chapsticks create dependency.

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C. “Who are you least excited to travel with on your upcoming trip?” (34:44–35:32)

• Both dodge the question (take a shot), stressing their love for their friend group and explaining it’s a joke, not a slight:
  • “You can be a bad traveling buddy and not a bad person… traveling is different because you really get to see somebody’s… real self.” – Josh (31:14)
• They joke about a friend, Jonathan, who gets drunk and starts biting people and hitting them with bottles:
  • “He gets a little tipsy and he starts… biting, like a gremlin. … You’ll leave teeth marks and you’re bruised.” – Sebas & Josh (34:25–34:49)

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D. Drunk Behaviors & Red Cards (35:01–36:21)

• Both hosts admit to “falling asleep” or turning into “dead weight” when drunk, and discuss why the urge to keep drinking persists even after reaching a good buzz.

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E. Health & Broken Bones (36:34–39:56)

• Josh reveals he’s never broken a bone or had more than one cramp, credits hydration, and owns a hydration company.
• Jess shares breaking her elbow as a child and discusses immigrant kid struggles in school.
• Both reflect on “angel theory” — the idea that never breaking a bone means you’re supernaturally protected (39:41).

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F. Conspiracy Theories You’d Get “Sent Away” For (40:14–44:29)

• Josh is open-minded, admitting, “I’m easily convinced.” Considers the moon landing, vaccine skepticism, and belief in a cure for cancer as plausible theories.
• Both men admit belief in “big pharma” hiding a cancer cure, the JFK assassination as an inside job, and aliens living among us.
• Jess and the group riff on reptilian shapeshifters, parallel universes, and AI:
  • “There’s shape shifters out there… How advanced AI is getting, we’re not even gonna know reality…” – Josh (44:27)

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G. Shopping Sprees: Splurges & Regrets (47:23–51:19)

• Sebas: Recently splurged on a custom emerald diamond chain (~$80K–$100K), references his love of emeralds stemming from his birthstone (49:45–50:19).
• Josh: Bought a Bottega Veneta crossbody bag for his birthday (~$5K), admits to buyer’s remorse.
• Josh reveals he lost his custom “championship ring” and is visibly upset; Sebas insists there should be “two in the world.”

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H. Last Argument with Your Partner (52:37–53:47)

• Both refuse to answer, take shots instead, citing respect and valuing privacy:
  • “I have so much respect for my partner that I’m not gonna do that.” – Sebas (53:24)
  • “To do it publicly, I’d rather take a thousand shots.” – Josh (53:02)

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I. Live Call: The Jeweler Challenge (56:34–61:03)

• In a fun live moment, Sebas calls their jeweler, Junior, to ask if he can remake Josh’s lost ring before their Europe trip.
• Junior accepts the challenge:
  • “Yeah, no, I think I’ll take that challenge… I’ll give it to you on Friday night.” – Junior (58:54)
• The hosts praise Junior’s responsiveness and attitude.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Parallel Universes & Dreams:
  “I believe that my spirit probably can duplicate itself millions of times… live another life with the same Sebas.” – Sebas (04:56)
• On Respecting Partners’ Privacy:
  “There’s people that talk about their partners openly like that. That’s wild. Couldn’t be me.” – Josh (53:43)
• On Modern Life vs. the Past:
  “I wish I was born, like, in the 50s bro… smoking cigarettes, not knowing that they’re bad for you… men used to dress like men.” – Sebas (44:49–46:20)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:35 – Pre-vacation banter, podcasting meta
• 03:31 – Dreams & parallel universe beliefs
• 05:12 – Start of “Truth or Shot” game
• 07:26 – Last thing that pissed you off
• 12:59 – Gatekeeping secrets (parking, cologne, chapstick)
• 34:44 – Who are you least excited to travel with?
• 36:34 – Drunk behaviors, health, broken bones
• 40:14 – Conspiracy theories
• 47:23 – Biggest splurges & shopping regrets
• 52:37 – Last argument with your partner
• 56:34 – Live jeweler call & challenge

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Final Thoughts

This episode exemplifies LA PLÁTICA’s signature vibe: honest, goofy, and deeply rooted in authentic male friendship. It’s rich in the kind of spontaneous, uncensored revelations and side stories that make listeners feel like insiders. The “Truth or Shot” format unlocks both hilarity and tenderness as Sebas and Josh affirm the value of privacy and self-respect while willingly roasting themselves and each other.

If you want to feel like you’re at the table with friends who are as vulnerable as they are ridiculous, this episode is a must-listen.

Transcript

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[B]

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Let me be honest.

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Every guest is a privilege.

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Do we want to go there, get jolly?

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Cause I'm on a podcast with Josh Lay, bud. Hell yeah. You have too, mother.

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Ladies and gentlemen, let me just tell you.

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258.

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Guys. 258 episodes of LA Platica. Welcome to another beautiful Monday. I hope you guys are having an excellent start to your week. Yeah, we are. I believe we're currently still on vacation, if you're listening to us.

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Are we.

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We're from the past and we come to tell you the future is bright and to smile. Because there's shit to smile about. Apparently.

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There's a lot of shit to smile about. There's always shit to smile about. Even when you don't think there's to smile about.

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Amazing transition. And. Yeah, so we're basically. We're basically. We're basically. Yeah, we leave this weekend, actually, for the vacation that we're actually talking about.

[B]

Dude, no, you're so wrong.

[A]

I know, but I'm talking about, like, right now in my life, right now in the past. In the past.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Which is right now in my life right now. We leave this weekend, and it's crazy. I was just telling Josh and my boys, I was like, bro, this week is, like, pointless. Like, the week leading up to leaving is pointless. There's like, I don't look forward to do anything. I'm just waiting to leave right now.

[B]

I have things that I need to do that I don't want to do

[A]

because, yeah, I'm going on vacation.

[B]

I'm going on vacation, guys. I'm not gonna do the thing you want me to do.

[A]

Doesn't everything just seem a little pointless?

[B]

Yeah, I'm like, dude, I'm going. I'm not doing this. Yeah, but I have to do it.

[A]

But, like, today at the gym, I was just like, okay, now. Yeah, like, let's go. Let's get it going. You know what I mean? So. Yeah, but it's so funny how, like, when people are watching this, we're almost done with our trip.

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We. I think we're coming to an end. I think we're coming back tomorrow.

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I don't even know when this episode drops, to be honest.

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This is not this Monday. This is the next Monday's episode. Guys, if you're listening to this, I'm sorry, we're.

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We're confusing here.

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Yeah, we're confusing you. Welcome to today.

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Yeah. And you guys look wonderful. Oh, my God. Beautiful, beautiful ladies. Thank you. The guys watching out there. Very handsome of you guys. So you can tune in. Damn dog. You look cute.

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Damn, dog, you're cute. You're Damn.

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That's wapo, dog. Shoot. I've been having a lot of vivid dreams recently.

[B]

Yeah, you. You told me this dream that you had at the gym about the Sprinter.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But even like before, I've been having a lot of vivid dreams. Okay. Recently. But, yeah, I had a dream this morning that I had to change the tire on the Sprinter, and I don't know why. I picked it up on, like, straps, and it just fell on top of another car. It rolled like a water bottle back on its Back on its wheels and that's it. And I was like, as long as it still works, it's good. But I remember so worried because I was going to have to tell you guys that I it up. And then I woke up and I woke up and I was still. Oh my God, the sprinter. And then I realized, oh my God, that was a dream. Thank the Lord.

[B]

That's such a crazy feeling, bro. When you have something so vivid like a dream like that and you wake up and you still feel the, like that anxiety of the dream, but you're like, wait, that's not reality.

[A]

I personally think dreams are actual real life thing or real life situations happening with me. Another life in another parallel universe maybe.

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I mean there. Can I say something? You're not wrong.

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I know I'm not.

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Because like who's to say so if somebody to say no, you're wrong. They're.

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They have no proof.

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Yeah, they're idiots.

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I believe, I believe in that. Cuz I. I believe that my spirit probably can duplicate itself millions of times if it wanted to. And live another life with the same Sevas. Why isn't there another Sevas? There is, there has to be.

[B]

Oh, fuck. Jess has a game for us and I'm a little nervous about it because the game is called Truth or Shots. The thing about Jess is she knows a lot of information on Sevas and I a lot. So she's the one who prepared these questions that are very targeted and she believes that there is certain. This is her words, by the way. There are certain questions that she knows we're gonna take a shot to that we will not answer.

[A]

Yeah. So when you went to go with the bottle. Yeah. When you went to go get the bottle, she was like, yeah, if you guys don't want to answer them, like, you guys don't have to.

[B]

Yeah.

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And I'm like, well, fucking. How bad are they?

[B]

Yeah,

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I was like, you know this is a kids show, right? There's kids over here.

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But you know what, let's get into it. We're gonna take baby shots. Yeah, maybe you should have even admitted that. But we're doing baby shots.

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Yeah, I didn't really drew the shot. Love the game. Very well known game around the world, but wasn't planning on drinking today. But I, I don't want to be a buzzkill and it doesn't make sense that in a couple days I'm just gonna be obliterated. Obliterated. So it doesn't make sense. So yeah, I'll play.

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I have a Question. When is the last time we got, like really lit on a podcast? It's been a minute. It was a gas, probably.

[A]

Was it through the corner when we dressed like Halloween?

[B]

Yeah, that was probably it. That was probably it.

[A]

Or Bretman Brett was we. I got pretty lit with bread.

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Yeah. Yeah. But a fun late.

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It was.

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It was fun.

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Yeah.

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Like, weren't we drinking whiskey?

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Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Because that's all he drinks.

[A]

Oh, what a great episode. It just reminded me of what a great person that man is.

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He is man.

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Yes.

[A]

Yeah. Shout out. We gotta go to Hawaii. Yeah, let's I guess get it going. Jess. I mean, I feel like this is something you. You plan on doing. Doing, and now you're just kind of

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like a little bit. Yeah, it's happening on the note of you guys used to like drink a lot on the show and, you know, people I think might miss that a little bit. I was like, they're going on vacation, they're feeling good. Let's. Let's see what we could get out of them.

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As long as there's no fat in the. In the alcohol. My macros are clean.

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I mean, technically it's fat free.

[A]

Yeah, I know, I know.

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Okay.

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Anyways, what was the last thing that pissed you off? And by the way, I. The way that I thought of these questions. Yeah, both of you. Can these apply to both of you? So I'd love to hear answers from both of you and if you don't want to answer, then you can take a shot.

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The last thing that pissed me off. Oh, I'm so angry.

[A]

The first thing that came up to mind. Do you mind if I go first?

[B]

Yeah, please.

[A]

Okay. The first thing that came to mind, something that has pissed me off, and it always has pissed me off, is when you're on the freeway and someone like myself. I love my cars. I take care of my cars. I wash my cars. Sometimes weekly, sometimes at least minimum every two weeks. Right. I get so upset when I'm on the freeway and somebody decides at 75 miles an hour to turn on their windshield wipers and clean their window and spray hella water on your vehicle. I just want to say I. And I'm sorry. Some people do it here. The only time that is okay to do is when there's no one in back of you for a good thousand feet. That's the last thing that pisses me off. I pisses me off when people spray their windshield wipers or their windshield. Windshield wiper fluid to clean their windows.

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Yeah.

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And that just wets everybody in back of them. I think that's rude.

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You know what I've heard? I've heard people do that if they feel like they're being tailgated. That's what they do.

[A]

So they wash their front windshield.

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They hit the windshield because it splashes water on the car behind them, and people get, like, back off. They, like, notice that. So maybe you were tell.

[A]

Okay, I. No, I wasn't. If you do tailgate, I was like. Was I? If you do tell me, fine. That's actually kind of funny.

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Yeah.

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No, but I. There's people that just. That just wash their windshield 75 miles an hour, and they don't have any, like, disregard to people in back of them. And I'm just like, what? Yeah, Sorry. I know that's kind of small, but

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that really pissed you off.

[A]

Pissed me off. Because I think it's very inconsiderate. Yeah, it's very inconsiderate. I think the only time they should do it is when there's nobody in back of you or. Or when you turn on your car and you're already parked. Wash your. Right there in your house or when you're stopped. But even then, that should just be spraying that way, too.

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Yeah.

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Just make sure there's nobody around you.

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You need bigger problems, bro.

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You know me. And I just realized, you know me. Nothing pisses me off.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'll try to find something else that's more like, piss me off

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because you

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just wasted everybody's time, honestly, for that, I think you should take a shot. I think I'm pissed off.

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Yeah.

[A]

So, Josh, like, now I'm pissed.

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Now I'm pissed that you wasted my time, bro.

[A]

This is a true thing. Sorry, I just been wanting to talk about it.

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Yeah. Yeah, Man. I'm trying to think, because this is, like. This is good. I feel like piss is, like, very specific, right? Like, it's got to be very, like.

[A]

Yeah, you're mad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're genuinely mad. Pissed.

[B]

Yeah.

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You're passed.

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You know what's funny? You know what's funny is that I have an answer and I cannot talk about it, though. I can't take a shot because it exposes somebody that I really love, and I don't want to do that. Got it? Yeah.

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Do it.

[A]

That's the answer that she wants.

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Yeah, that's the answer she wants. Yeah. But Jess has no idea what this could be.

[A]

Okay,

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man, you know what? Because. Because I did have it. I don't want to lie. Like, I. I have it. I can. I can Tell you what pissed me off. And you would. You know what's even crazier? It was this Friday.

[A]

I don't know what you're talking about. Or do I?

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You do. You do.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I wouldn't say that. No, not because there's a difference between. Man, you, dude. There's a difference between just taking a simple shot and then exposing somebody.

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Yeah. I'm not gonna.

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And you're a good person, so I'm

[B]

not going to do that. But I was.

[A]

And not. Not a lot of things piss you off either.

[B]

No, I was a little. I was. I was so pissed, bro.

[A]

Were you that pissed?

[B]

I shed a tear. Frustration. That's when you're that pissed.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

That's pissed. Dude. To being pissed dead.

[A]

There's no way you shed a tear. You're that pissed.

[B]

Okay. Cold.

[A]

If I find another answer that gets me pissed, I'll let you guys know.

[B]

You have to be honest. You can't, like, you know what I mean? Because there was something else that pissed you off. Not Sprinklers, bro.

[D]

It.

[A]

It pisses me off. It does piss me off. That pisses me off.

[B]

Yeah, dude. I have the most zero road rage, like, at all. That wouldn't even bother me. I'd be like, oh, what the.

[A]

It doesn't give me road. Well, it doesn't give me road rage. I don't have road rage. I know some people who have road rage, and that trips me out. How can you be so mad, you know? Yeah, but it just pisses me off.

[B]

Okay. I'm like, stop talking about it.

[A]

I'm like, you inconsiderate person.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you not know I just washed my car?

[B]

They don't. They don't. All right. Jesse.

[C]

What?

[B]

You're on a roll.

[C]

What's something you low key want to gatekeep?

[A]

Oh, this is a good one.

[B]

Oh, that is a good one.

[D]

I have one that you guys said a while ago, sticks to me. And I've been wondering what it was.

[C]

A question.

[D]

Like, something. They're like, nah, let's gay keep that.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Say it.

[D]

Dodgers parking.

[B]

Oh, that is a good one, bro. That's a really good one. But it's not that big of a deal.

[A]

No, it's not that big.

[B]

Because it's not only that we're gatekeeping it, it's that it's expensive, you know? So it's like to park in that specific parking lot.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

To go into Dodger Stadium, it's like, minimum, 200 minimum.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Which is depending on the game. So much like gatekeeping, it's like, bro, you really going to spend $2 for parking?

[A]

Yeah, that's how I don't even recommend it, but for me I think it's depending on who's going and what game it is.

[B]

Yeah, we could tell people.

[A]

Yeah, no.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So basically what Sal was talking about is. Yeah, I guess they kind of gatekeep it, but in the reasons also because like, like Josh said, I don't like to tell people to park there because it can get pricey. Yeah, I've seen, I've seen it from like a hundred dollars to like opening day. Me and my boy, we split it and it was 350 just to park there.

[B]

So expensive, bro, it's probably the most expensive lot in Dodger Stadium.

[A]

So when you go to Dodger Stadium,

[B]

you can actually buy them through seatgeek.

[A]

Yeah, you can buy them through seek. Sometimes they're there, sometimes when they're available, which is most of the time, but sometimes they're not. But unless you do it like in advance. So obviously you go to Dodger Stadium and then you get general parking just like anybody else. And It's I think 30, 40 bucks. It got more expensive. Yeah, it's expensive. Which is expensive still. Yeah, which is very expensive still. I think for a lot of people that's very expensive. I believe so. But I don't like parking there. And it's okay if I say that I don't like to walk that far to the game. I like to park very close to the spot. Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So there's a preferred parking and it's lot I. Yeah. So if you go to lot I on seeking put Dodgers parking, make sure it's the game and in the correct date. Lot I, it depends on the game, but people will be selling those tickets or Sea Geek sells those tickets for quite. Bro.

[B]

I've never seen them for 100 bucks, by the way. Never seen.

[A]

I've seen them for 90, but it just depends on the game. But recently this season. Yeah, I mean, it's cool that we keep winning the World Series, but the more they win the World Series, the more expensive gets. Yeah. So they average about 150 to 200. I believe so. But lot I is our, I guess, gatekeep. But like I said, I don't really gatekeep. I just don't say because it's expensive. But it's cool because it's literally 15 steps to the front door or to the gate where you get in. And they always got Bobbleheads there. Because that lot is a little bit more like, not exclusive, but it's like the mark. It's the closest one to premium seating. Premium seating.

[B]

The.

[A]

The games, it's walk. It's like super, super close. The parking is easy. And not only that, what's my favorite part is when you leave, you make a right and the left and you're already out of the stadium. That is true, because there's a lot of parking lots that are kind of close to the actual stadium, but you're kind of. But you gotta go the whole way around to get out. And, oh, my God, you can be there for an hour if you've been a Dodger stadium.

[B]

No, it's brutal. This is not so much of a gatekeep, but it's one of those things that I just kind of find I find kind of funny. So I'll get compliments on my cologne a lot. And sometimes I'm embarrassed to tell people what it is because of the reputation that that cologne has, but I get the most amount of compliments on that. Dude. I've spent X amount of dollars on cologne. The most expensive, the best one, exclusive one, blah, blah. I will not get as much compliments as I do with Sauvage Elixir. The, like, the more expensive premium Savage.

[A]

Yeah, bro, that's the one with Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp. But people, that's a great cologne.

[B]

But Sauvage itself has a Sigma.

[A]

Really?

[B]

It's like a boy. So I was like, I got you.

[A]

I love Savage. I think it smells great.

[B]

But it gets girls like. Like when you tell girls, like, oh, God, of course. But it's like, that's. So that's the one that I get the compliments. Yeah, that is the one. Yeah. And then I've even had people, they'll be like, there's no way. And I'm like, I swear, that's what it is. They're like, it smells different on you. And I'm like, I don't think that's how it works.

[A]

Nah, it smells different on you because they want you.

[C]

Whoa. Well, actually, sorry. Like, the perfumes, colognes do smell different on people because it also mixes with, like, your ph and your sweats and like your, you know, all of that. So it's very possible that it could smell different for you.

[B]

You know what else? And maybe this has to do because Sauvage is not like, that expensive in the sense of, like, quality wise. But I have to put a lot. Then I feel like if you Have a good cologne. You don't have to spray it that much. Sage, dude. I'm doing like, eight sprays.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

I have. I. First of all, I think Savage is cool. I don't think it's really boy, but I get it because I think it's any. Any guy can grab it.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

You know, and I guess I know why guys. Guys or girls might shy away from that. But I have a super sick, exclusive cologne that my wife put me on, and I love to Gatekeeper. And now I'm just kind of like, should I gatekeep it and take a shot and just even make it more exclusive, or should I finally tell the world what my cologne is that I recently have and that it is top tier? Top tier, bro. So top tier that I wore to the World Cup. We got invited by Nyx Cosmetics, and there's a lady, this white lady. She's like the Knicks main. Main, like, lady. Right? Top dog. She's a top dog. And she comes up to me. She goes, what? Excuse me, sir. What are you wearing?

[B]

Excuse me, sir.

[A]

And I. Oh, my shirt. She goes, no, like your scent. She's like, it's. It's absolutely phenomenal. And I was like, at the moment, I forgot what it was called, so I had to call Karen. I was like, hey, what's it called again? So I told her, and she goes, I knew it. I'm telling you, she's a top dog. So she knows her stuff. And she goes, look, between me and you, because she works for that company, and that company is under the umbrella of a major company that doesn't sell. You know, like those huge mega beauty brands, they don't sell.

[B]

What.

[A]

What I'm trying to gatekeep. So she was like, between me and you, there's nothing like that. Because she knew her. Oh. She goes, I wear this one, and it's the same brand, but different scent from the same brand. You want to know what it is? I feel like.

[B]

I feel like you've told me this already. I know it.

[A]

You know it already.

[B]

Yeah. If I get it right, I don't know if this one's it, but I think it's. No, it's not. Because you would have. You would not forgot the name of it.

[A]

Yeah. No, because this is a new one. This is like. I've never smelt anything like it.

[B]

Oh, I thought it was going to be the La Labo from Hong Kong or.

[A]

Oh, my God, no, I already made a video on that. That has not been Gatekeeped.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But that one's phenomenal as well.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

How much you say it? I'm going to just say. I try to. Gatekeeper. I'm going to just say it because I think people should be able to. To. To grab it or to get it.

[B]

What's the price range of it?

[A]

I would. I don't know. Well, we'll look it up right now. Damn. I just had. I just had the name right now. It's just such a hard name to say. Oh, it's Frederick Mall. Promises.

[B]

Broken Promises.

[A]

That's the one. $470 at Neiman Marcus.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I'm telling you, Josh Leva goaded. That's the one.

[B]

The winner of all winners.

[A]

That's crazy. Karen put me on. And, yeah, it's like 470. But if you think about it, because just like what you said, and you know, the lady, she. She gave me some really good advice. She goes, a lot of people hate that some colognes, they think it's a waste of money when they're very expensive. And sometimes I agree, some colognes are very expensive. And you can spend your money on many other things, Right? But if you have it and you're a cologne perfume connoisseur, he goes, the colognes, they're like watches. They represent who you are and how much you respect yourself. She said that? And I was like, yeah, you're right. You're right. So, like, this is a very. In the world of colognes, it's a very masculine, classy, James Bond type of cologne. So she was like, when I know a man wears a Frederick Mall or something like that around that type of top tier, she goes, it says a lot about that, man. I was like, really? I was like, I just got this because of Kangay to me. And she goes, no, but I'm serious. So I was like, okay, cool. Like, it's.

[C]

It's.

[A]

It's like wearing a watch. You know what I mean? So it's like, if you.

[B]

You.

[A]

You gotta check it out. You gotta check it out.

[B]

Well, wow. So you just exposed it.

[A]

I just exposed it. Yeah. Frederick Ma Promises. And they have a lot of. A bunch of them for women as well.

[B]

Do you stack colognes? Do you guys do that? Stack perfumes and stuff like that? I do that sometimes.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I do the Matcha from La Labo.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then I'll wear something else on top, Whatever.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

But I was going to say, you know how you said that? Like, with a good.

[B]

A good.

[A]

You think that good. Colognes or perfumes. With one or two sprays, it should last. It should last all day, right?

[B]

Not all day, but a good amount of time.

[A]

Longer than the average. Right. Because you said that with Sauvage to Tequila quick.

[B]

Not quick, but you have to reapply.

[A]

Sure. I think like that, too. With some of my perfume, with my colognes. Like, I have, like, Spice Bomb. I feel like I got to reapply that or, like, some of the YSL ones. I got to reapply with this one. It might, like. Like I said, it might be more expensive, but it's gonna last you two or three Sauvages because it's only.

[B]

And you're good.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Have you.

[A]

I have it on right now. Do you want to smell me?

[B]

Maybe a little bit.

[C]

It.

[B]

Have you. Have you heard of the, like, the hacks that people do? Like, they put Vaseline and then they spray.

[A]

Ah, it stays longer.

[B]

Stay longer. Stuff like that. That. That just sounds like so much work.

[A]

Yeah. It's too much work. Jess, if you met a guy, right, and, I don't know, maybe you're over his apartment or whatever, and you guys are going to go out and typically, a man sprays the colognes with the spray bottles. Is it a red flag or is it kind of like an ick? If they pull out and they're being super serious, the little oil stick, and they start kind of spraying or kind of. Wait, what? Yeah, like, you know, like those little sticks that have, like, a roller.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that's their cologne?

[C]

I don't think so.

[A]

No. You don't care?

[C]

No, it's just the packaging. You know what I mean? It's the same. It's a perfume or a cologne that would come in a really, really, like, big bottle, too. It's the same product. So I don't. I wouldn't consider.

[B]

That's not. Ick, bro. Like, you're going with ick? Is that what you're, like, searching for?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No.

[A]

So it's okay. Is it an icause I'm saying, like. Because sometimes I feel like I haven't

[B]

even bought a cologne that has that.

[A]

I know. That's what I'm saying. Because most of the time that those colognes are kind of like the replicas.

[B]

Got it.

[C]

Oh. Oh, I see what you mean.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I understand. If I buy, for example, a Frederick Ma or a saage and the kit comes with the roller.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm not saying those.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's the other side of the, like, book where there's blank. Kind of. They're almost like.

[C]

I know what you're talking sense. Uhhuh.

[A]

You know, is that. That's. I guess I'm not saying ick, but.

[C]

No, look.

[B]

Icish.

[A]

Icish.

[C]

Are you talking about, like, you know how there's those. Oil.

[A]

Yes. There's, like, oil, essential oils or something like that.

[C]

But yeah, like, when you go to. There's dedicated shops right. Where you could go and.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, I'll take this perfume.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Be like, hey, can you make me this? But, like, way cheaper.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

No, I don't think so. I have a couple of those. I'm not gonna lie. Especially if I'm testing fragrance. Like, I want to not invest so much money, and I want to have a quality product that's going to last me. That's going to be like, make me decide. Help me decide if I want to buy the actual thing or not. But if you want to smell just as good and save a buck, like, I don't think that's a red flag.

[B]

Yeah, I agree. I don't think that's weird either.

[D]

Dior is a red flag, Savage.

[B]

That's a. I think that's more of a red flag. I would be more embarrassed to have my Dior out than have a roller out.

[A]

Is there. Is. Is there a chapstick that men use that's kind of a red flag?

[B]

Like, too much tent. Like, if it's like, you know, there's ones that have, like, tent, and I'm like, if you're, like, overdoing it, it's kind of like, I don't know.

[A]

That's okay.

[B]

I wouldn't do that. But to each their own.

[A]

Okay, I think I'm just gonna shut up.

[B]

What were you gonna say? Like, the little egg one. Have you seen the little egg one?

[A]

Yeah, I've seen.

[B]

Like, that one's pretty funny. Like, if you've got that.

[A]

I've seen this.

[B]

Come on, bro.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What are we doing here?

[A]

What's the most masculine.

[B]

You know what's funny? I used to love that one.

[A]

What's the most masculine chapstick a man can wear?

[B]

Just regular chapstick.

[A]

Which one, though? Like, I know which one.

[B]

The black one. The black one.

[A]

Chapstick.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, I. I agree. I agree.

[B]

But that's also not the best one.

[A]

I know. It's the most generic one.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Like, Aquaphor is amazing.

[C]

I'm bringing this up specifically because Karen, Eddie, and Blessiv have, like, one that I kid you not, is, like, this big and this Fat. And they literally just will pull it out. And the whole thing, it is the funniest thing.

[A]

All of them.

[C]

I. I've seen Blessings do it.

[B]

And Karen, you know what's funny? I am, like, really bad at applying chapstick.

[A]

Me too.

[B]

Are you a chapsticker?

[A]

Like, not at all.

[B]

I love the idea I get.

[A]

I love the way it feels.

[B]

Love the way it feels. As soon as I do it, I'm like, I'm gonna be a chapstick.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No, not.

[A]

And I was about to say that, too. I know so many people that I've hung around with, and every 20 minutes, I put in chapstick, they're applying, and I'm like, damn, bro.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, but it's, like, a thing that we've never gotten into.

[B]

Yeah. And I also think. And maybe there's some sort of science to this. Like, the more you apply, like, your lips become more dry or over time,

[C]

depending on the product that you use. And this comes from experience as well. Some of them will fix the problem, but then make you dependent on it. So even if you keep using it or if you stop using it, it'll come back because they want you to continue.

[B]

Of course.

[C]

Product.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

That's crazy.

[C]

I went through something like that a few years ago. Literally, like, I was testing the round ones. Like, my lips are just having reactions to everything. And the only thing that worked with a little Vaseline tin, my best friend, she use it. Uses it. And so she was like, try this. And literally, the only thing that I use now. Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Vertical. Is that one specifically.

[C]

Yes. I don't know where I put it.

[B]

I took Accutane when I was coming out of high school, and that, like, creates, like, severe chapped lips. Severe, bro. Severe. So I would apply. I was a chapsick person for, like, a good year because I had to rose painful. Like, it would. My. My lips would, like, blister. Like, cut. You know, when they're so dry, like, they.

[A]

You bleed.

[B]

You bleed, bro.

[A]

Yeah. The only time I use chapstick is when I need chapstick.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

But there's people that don't need it, and they just like to wear it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Isn't that crazy?

[B]

Crazy. That's it, Jess.

[C]

Yeah. This little Vaseline tin, and it has, like, a really nice pink sheen to it.

[A]

What do you.

[B]

What are your. As I've become older, so I didn't mean to cut you off. As I've become older, I've become very, like. What is the word? I'M looking for, like, conscience of my hands being clean and dirty.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Especially since I wear contacts. Like, I'm just always thinking. So that makes me a little nervous because I'm like, your hands are dirty and then you're just putting them on your lips.

[C]

Well, I just go like this.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

And then I.

[B]

That's smart. And then that's the first thing I thought about. I was like, just imagine like doing that with my like.

[C]

No, I just.

[D]

Or you.

[A]

Or you can just like sanitize your hands real quick and then apply, Right?

[B]

Yeah. What? Yeah, but like.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, but that. A lot of people, they live a life of chapstick.

[B]

There's so many people that.

[A]

Yeah, a lot. It's just. And it blows my mind when I meet them because I'm like, that's not me. No. I only use it when I'm sick. I have a cold or your lips are dry. Cuz you know, sometimes when you're sick, you start to get chapped lips. Or the weather is like a little. That's when I'm like, oh, let me go. Or I go, hey, give me 50 on number six. Oh, let me get a chapstick. And then honestly, I'll use that chapstick three times and I'll never see it again.

[B]

Yeah, they disappear.

[A]

They disappear. And then when I find them later in my life, I'm like, oh, a chapstick. And I'll apply it and I'll never see it again.

[B]

Gone.

[A]

They're never. I'll put them in my pocket. By the end of the day, they're not there no more. They're weird.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They're like gnomes.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. You ever put chapstick on before you go to bed?

[A]

Life hack.

[B]

No, it's a hack, bro. I have a chapstick right next to my bed. I just remember that. And I would put it on. I don't do it every night, but I'll do it occasionally. And I'm like, damn, this is amazing.

[A]

Yeah. This might piss a lot of people off. But I think the worst chapstick that I personally don't like, and I think it's like making out with a maple syrup monster. Is Carmax.

[B]

Carmax. Yeah. It's really oily, right?

[A]

Super oily and shiny.

[B]

Yeah. Let's move on right away.

[C]

All right. Out of everyone you're about to travel with, who are you least excited about?

[B]

Damn.

[D]

Sheesh.

[B]

Don't look at me like you don't have an answer. Don't fucking look at me like you don't know who we're both thinking, really. Both of us has to be.

[A]

I'm still thinking about who, so I don't know. You already have somebody. Don't call me out.

[C]

Josh.

[A]

Leiba. Okay, hold on. Do we take the shot or should we make it a day?

[B]

The thing is, bro, we have. We just did a travel episode and we kind of complained about this kind of person. And they're not a bad person. That's the difference. You can be a bad traveling buddy and not a bad person, but traveling is different because you really get to see somebody's. Where they're really at. Where they're really at, who they really are. Yeah.

[A]

Are we thinking about the same person?

[B]

You know what's funny? I don't think we are, because you are not in the chat. You're not in this specific chat that I'm in where we've been discussing things. So I just wrote. I just remembered. You're not in the chat, so you don't know what's happening. There's. There's unfolding behind.

[A]

Did you just tell everybody watching this that I'm not in your chat?

[B]

You're not?

[A]

No, no.

[B]

You're not in my. The chat. That's what I said.

[A]

I am in the chat.

[B]

Not the chat. You're in a chat, not the chat.

[A]

Okay, so are we taking a shot?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Are we calling them out?

[B]

No, we have to. We have to.

[A]

Okay. Just so there's no.

[B]

Oh, bro, you are in the chat.

[A]

I told you. I am in the chat.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yes. Boy, you're drinking too much. I know who we're talking about.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Take a shot.

[B]

It's because it's put us in, like, in a weird.

[A]

Yes, we'll take a shot. Yeah. Plus, I haven't taken a shot.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And just. Just so. Just so we know, because a lot of people like to twist things because we're on vacation. Everybody that's going on our vacation is our besties for life. So that just because we're going to take a shot and not say who, it's out of respect. Not because we're going with somebody we don't want to go to. No, that person we do want to go with. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah. 100.

[A]

Yeah. We're just. It's more like a funny thing. It's more fun that we're not.

[B]

It's 100% more of a funny thing than, like, that serious.

[A]

Yeah, it's not serious.

[B]

Because if it was a serious, they would not be coming on the trip.

[A]

Yes, exactly.

[B]

Point blank period.

[A]

Yeah. Just. You got to throw that out there.

[B]

Yeah. We got to tell you guys a story, though, because it's pretty hilarious.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I was gonna say,

[A]

dude, only if we were like, down to actually, like, call people out. But we're not. We're nice people. That's.

[B]

It Is. We could do it in the sense of, like, it's funny. It's kind of funny.

[A]

Yeah. I would have done it if it was somebody else.

[B]

I agree. I agree.

[A]

Who we still love.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Okay. That's it. That's talking about it.

[B]

I feel like there's going to be people speculating now on.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. That's what I got to say.

[B]

Yeah, it's.

[A]

No, don't be, like, looking at the crew because you're not going to get it right.

[B]

Yeah. And then when you think it is, it's not even close.

[A]

No, it's not even close.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This a funny thing. Only me and, you know.

[B]

Where's my cup?

[A]

I think you ate it, dude. Here, here's another one.

[B]

So weird. That's a really good question, Jess.

[C]

Thanks. I knew it was going to make it good.

[B]

That was a good one. That was a good one.

[A]

But I will say this just to have an answer. But I will say this just to have an answer. And I love this guy to death, but I hope that. Jonathan, if you're watching this, please don't get too obliterated, because then you take the bottles and you start hitting us in the head with them.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Okay. Don't hit me with a bottle this time.

[B]

And he bites.

[A]

Oh, I stopped fucking biting.

[B]

He bites hard.

[A]

He gets a little tipsy and he starts.

[B]

But biting, like a little bite, like a little cute mortida. Like, that's cute, right? No, this motherfucker is a gremlin.

[A]

Yeah, he'll.

[B]

Yes, bro, you're bruised. I'm not joking. You're bruised. Like, you'll leave teeth mark and then you're bruised because he sucks. Yeah, he'll bite the sucks.

[A]

He'll break skin.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So that's my answer. Jonathan, don't get. Don't be biting. That's all I'm gonna say.

[B]

What's your, like, what's your drunk, like, red card? Like, what's your thing that, like, for me, I feel like I'm. I kind of like fall asleep. Like, that's my.

[A]

That's mine too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I fall asleep and then I don't last that long anymore. Not like I used To. So either I'll fall asleep or I'm dead weight.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I mean, it's bad because I shouldn't get like that.

[B]

Like, you're useless.

[A]

Yeah. And then it sucks because then my wife has to take care of me. You know, my wife, she's like. I mean, she's fucking strong and fit, but she ain't gonna carry my ass, you know? So, you know, it's all on her now. So I think it's the same thing. Just kind of like. Cheers.

[B]

Cheers.

[A]

I think also my. My downfall is if I'm already faded, I'll keep drinking as if. As if, like, I'm not.

[B]

I hate that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not that you do that, but that we do that because, like, how long does. Why do we have this idea that, like, once you're buzzed, it doesn't last? Like, you got to keep drinking? Does that make sense? But a buzz should last like, what, an hour? Like a good buzz? Like, where you don't have to keep drinking.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But it's not as fun.

[A]

It's not. It's not. It's not as fun. Yeah. Because you're right. Because you can have three drinks.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you'll have good buzz throughout the whole. Okay. I do believe, though, that, like, once we start it, I do want to take like two shots back to back and have a drink already, just so I can be there and. And hopefully stay there. Yeah. You know?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're on a sick one, bro.

[B]

Just to put it in perspective, like, I've already slammed two of these. Okay. I drink so much liquid so fast, and I do that with alcohol sometimes. And. And that's where I get.

[A]

Yeah, you got to take it easy

[B]

because on my day to day, bro, I drink so much liquid. I was talking to Robert about this, actually, because we were talking about, like, broken bones and sprains and stuff like that. Our friend Steven, unfortunately is going through a serious knee surgery. You know about this?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I was telling him. I was like, bro, you know, I've never broken a bone. Never. I've sprained my ankle and I've gotten. I'm not even joking. This is not going to sound real, but I've gotten one cramp in my life.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I was in. I was in high school. I was laying in bed. I was in. Yeah. After football practice and I cramped on my. On my calf. I've never gotten a cramp before. I didn't even know what was going on. I had no idea what was happening until I realized I was like, oh, I Think this is a cramp, and it's very painful, but I drink so much liquid that I think that, like, I'm hydrated.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I own a hydration company.

[A]

Your muscles are just juicy, juicy Ro. Yeah. Knock on wood. But I've never. Please.

[B]

Had a wood sound effect when he does that.

[A]

I've never broken a bone. And thank God, because it's one of my phobias. I am so scared to ever break anything. I think. I think I. I'll faint. I think I'll faint. But I think, personally, I think I have strong bones.

[B]

Who's broken a bone here?

[A]

How does that feel?

[B]

Can I guess what you've broken? Yeah, your femur.

[C]

No, actually, that would be insanely painful.

[A]

I think you've broken your elbow.

[C]

My elbow?

[A]

Really?

[C]

When I was in first grade, yeah, I fell off the monkey bars, and I landed with my arm mixed up. And mind you, I sprayed, Spoke no English at this point. Like, I was a little immigrant kid.

[A]

Autelio. Autelio.

[C]

And I was trying to be brave, so I was just like, oh, it's gonna pass. It's gonna pass, you know? And, like, I remember holding my arm, and then when we were walking into the classroom after recess, my friend was like, I think Jessica got hurt. And then they asked me, and they're like, what's going on? And that's when I started actually crying. Then my parents picked me up, and I had a cast.

[A]

Like, a hot, pink cast.

[B]

Wait, so it was your elbow? So you had, like, a. Like an elbow cast like this?

[C]

Yeah, something. Something fractured in here. But, yeah, I had a cast, like, So I had to learn how to write with my left hand in first grade.

[B]

Is a fractured considered like a break? Yeah, essentially, right? To a degree. It's a small break.

[C]

Yes. Not like a full bone split or anything like that, but there's definitely, like.

[B]

It's crazy how people have crazy bone breaks like that. Like, even, like, person who came to mind, like, Conor McGregor when he was fighting and he snapped his whole, like, shin. It was, like, dangling, like. That's crazy to me, bro.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, crazy.

[A]

But then again, like, you're fighting.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's like, that can happen. You are fighting physically.

[B]

Yeah, you're right.

[A]

You're right.

[B]

But you're saying, like, just walking or.

[A]

Yeah, but, like, some people just be breaking, like, out of nowhere, like, some random.

[B]

Yeah, they're, like, playing with their kids, and they trip and fall and snap their whole arm.

[A]

That's it. I'm just like, bro, how. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

No, next one.

[C]

Anything?

[D]

No, I was just laughing because I have a friend, he's like 29 and he broke his arm and we're like, bro, like, what are you doing? Like, are you on a trampoline? Like, how the fuck are you breaking your arm at 29?

[A]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, it's just random. I mean, happens, right? Yeah, but like when it happens. Yeah, when it's those random as I broke my fro. How?

[B]

How, bro, how did you break your arm? There's this whole thing I saw. I don't know how true it is. Probably not true, but about like how you're protected. There's like a certain protection over you if you've never broken a bone in your body.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, it's a theory. It's like the something angel theory.

[B]

Angel theory or.

[D]

No, you're the broken soul. Like your old soul went through a lot of like, hurt and damage. So this new soul that you have is being super protected.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

I don't like thinking about that, cuz I'm like, bro, I still have a lot of life to live, God willing. Like, I don't know what's going to happen in the future, but up until this point I have not, you know. But yeah.

[A]

All right, next question. Good shot. Pretty smooth. Nice shot. Kind of feel it.

[C]

What conspiracy theory do you believe you'd get sent away for believing?

[A]

Oh, like sent away where?

[C]

What is it, 5,000, 150?

[B]

Or what is it, Area 51?

[C]

No, no, no, the. When they put you on a psychiatric hold at the hospital.

[B]

Oh my God, that's so scary.

[C]

What could it be like that one

[A]

right there that he.

[B]

He believes that.

[A]

Ooh.

[B]

There's not any conspiracy theories that I would die on a hill for, but there's. I'm easily convinced, you know what I mean? Like, I still go back and forth of like the moon landing. Like I watch some people like, kind of debunk it that we never went. And I'm like, there's a lot. It's kind of crazy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, I mean, maybe we didn't, you know, but do I fucking really care? Like, not really. Yeah, you know what I mean? I do believe, like, I do trip out a little bit about like the vaccine and I probably don't even know. We should probably talk about that. We still. Is that still like a thing?

[A]

Like, I don't think it's a. No, I don't think that's a bad thing.

[C]

I mean, it's a valid thing to Question.

[A]

Right.

[B]

There's, like, things like that that I'll question.

[C]

I feel like everything. Right. And then we're also hearing that, you know, some decisions are being made because. For our benefit. But then if you really look at things like. That's not the case at all. Yeah. Like, I don't know. I'm not gonna.

[B]

Yeah, I know. It gets a little dicey. There's one I guess is a little more safe. I do believe. There is a part of me that believes that we have a cure for cancer. I do think that, bro. And they just haven't released it because of big pharma and money and power. But I'm like, I think it's there. I think it's there. We there.

[A]

Ha.

[B]

Somebody has. Bro. There's been so much money pumped into, like, the research of it that I'm like, bro, They've gotten damn close, if not figured it out. But then again, there's different types of cancers. Right. So I guess it's like.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Yeah. It's not. Yeah.

[B]

So that's kind of one where I'm like, damn.

[A]

I don't really. What? Conspiracy theory.

[B]

There's so many. Can you look up, like, the top 10 conspiracy theories so I can just say yes. No. Yes. No.

[A]

I mean, I have beliefs, but I don't know about.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. There's no conspiracy theory. Oh, JFK assassination. I think he was assassinated. That would not. Inside job 9, 11. Yep. Yep. 100%. 100% Illuminati. New world order. 100% moon landing with states. See what I'm saying? Not far off. UFO incident, probably Area 51. And aliens. Definitely reptilian. Shape shifters.

[A]

Oh, fuck.

[B]

Yeah, they're real, bro. Death of Princess Diana. Another assassination. It was a bomb, wasn't it? Proven or.

[C]

No, it was a car crash.

[B]

Oh, no. That was an assassination. Oh, wow. I am a conspiracy theorist. Chemtrails.

[A]

Oh, chemtrails is good.

[B]

Chemtrails is good, bro. Maybe.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They're.

[D]

They're.

[B]

I don't know, bro. Flat Earth. That was a little tricky, but I've never seen the earth, bro, like, outside of. You know. But there's been, like, a lot of. I'm not a scientist, and there's scientists who have, like, tried to debunk it, and they can't. Like, there's there. You know what I mean? Like, it's. Besides just people saying, like, the. What is that big wall. Ice wall in.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Like, I don't know what The. That's about. It's kind of freaky.

[A]

Yeah. Supposedly, that's where the Illuminati and all the higher powers are at.

[B]

Yeah, that kind of.

[A]

Honestly, that's kind of sick.

[B]

And what about. What about this conspiracy theory that there's already aliens among civilization?

[A]

Ben, Bro, I've been knowing that. Been thinking that.

[B]

Yeah. It's kind of scary.

[A]

There's no way that there's not.

[B]

What if there's. What if there's an alien that's in our friend group and in our circle? What are the chances of that, bro?

[A]

There's probably. I'm probably an alien. I don't even know. I don't even know what if.

[B]

That's. That's the thing.

[A]

I don't know. We don't know. And you can't tell me yes or no otherwise.

[B]

Yeah. But.

[A]

Yeah, I believe in parallel universes as well. Yeah.

[B]

That's not so much of a conspiracy theory, though. That's real life.

[A]

Reptilians, though, that conspiracy theory.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Agree.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's. There's shape shifters out there.

[B]

You know what scares me is, like, how advanced AI is getting. Like, we're not even gonna know reality at some point, bro. You know what I mean? Like, you watch videos and stuff. You're like, I question everything now. I'm just like, is this real? Like, it's crazy. And what if it's like, dead real? It's real as. But I'm like, I don't know.

[C]

Looks. AI.

[B]

You probably look say, I. I wish

[A]

I was born, like, in the 50s, bro.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Maybe not. Honestly, here in the United States, like in New York or something. I think that's badass.

[B]

Just smoking cigarettes, not knowing that they're bad for you.

[A]

You see how I smoke a cigarette? It's not like this. Like this.

[B]

Whoa, cool guy.

[C]

And you're inside a restaurant.

[A]

Yeah. Just, you know. Or when they used to smoke cigarettes inside the planes. How sick is that?

[B]

That's crazy, bro.

[A]

Like, I'm not.

[B]

They used to have ashtrays in the middle of the sea.

[A]

I used to smoke cigarettes when I was, like, 17 through, like, 24. I'm not gonna lie.

[B]

Love them.

[A]

And I'm not gonna be. I'm not gonna, like, lie to you guys either. Still love them. I don't smoke them, though, Anymore. I don't. Because they're bad. I do. You know what's funny? I'll smoke a cigarette every blue moon.

[B]

Yeah, of course.

[A]

Like, why the. Not. Whatever. So I go like this. But imagine being on a Plane and just hanging out with the boys or with you with your girl. Just thousands of feet up in there and shit. That's pretty sick. And like back then, men actually used to dress like men.

[B]

Oh, they're just in suits when they travel.

[A]

They're just fucking dapper and shit. Smoking cigarettes, being fucking man and being hairy and shit.

[B]

Drinking a whiskey on the rocks.

[A]

Yeah, just like anything. Just like this is the. This is the new world. The United States. This. We're in the United States, bro. Nothing better than the U.S. yeah, when we get home, we'll hit the pubs, bro.

[B]

Bro, did you. Have you ever seen those? I'm sure they pop up in your feed. There's like these like bankers back in the 50s, 60s and there was so much money, cuz like there was like it was new in like Wall street or some sort of industry that they would put Ferraris in their offices. Like that's crazy, bro. That's so sick. That's like. That just kind of reminds me of that. Like, just like.

[A]

Yeah, I just want to live in like that era is super cool also. Like the 70s, like when Austin Powers was alive. Like, that would be sick as he's my idol, bro. Just have a Jaguar.

[B]

And then when they ask me my sex, I say, yes, please.

[A]

That's such a good movie. I'm a smoke a cigarette in Europe.

[C]

What was the last thing you splurged on? And how much money did you drop?

[B]

Dude,

[A]

like how much money?

[C]

And you have to answer both to avoid the shot.

[B]

Okay, Splurge.

[A]

Splurged. Splurged. I mean, Reese, the most expensive thing I've bought recently is our flights to Europe. Yeah, but is that not what you're talking about?

[B]

She wants materialistic things.

[C]

No, a splurge is a splurge. Splurge.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I didn't splurge, though. That's just necessity, you know?

[B]

Splurge, bro. That's a splurge. Yeah.

[A]

How is that a splurge? Splurge is like when you don't need

[C]

it, you don't need a vacation.

[A]

Oh, that's true.

[B]

Yeah, you don't.

[A]

Everybody needs a vacation. I'm not gonna say you don't need a vacation. I think everybody deserves a vacation.

[C]

Absolutely.

[B]

I agree, I agree. But like, within reason. Like people going to the beach for the day is like a vacation. You know what I mean? Like a public beach.

[A]

Yeah, I guess that is a splurge, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Cause we don't need to go that far.

[B]

Same. Same with me. Same with me. I would say, but like a personal item that I bought. I bought like a crossbody bag. Like, it was like a.

[A]

What is it the one you sent me.

[B]

No, not that one, bro. The one that I bought for the Bottega Veneta. Is that the name of the brand?

[A]

Oh, Veneta. Yeah.

[B]

I don't even know the name of the brand, but it was for my birthday.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

And that was like a five.

[A]

Their bag. Damn, son.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Where'd you find. Oh, damn.

[B]

So that was one where I was like. And I was like, very hesitant about buying.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. And I.

[A]

Buying an expensive bag for me, I hesitate. I gotta love it.

[B]

Yeah. And I'm not gonna lie, I had a little buyer's remorse after I bought it too.

[A]

Really?

[B]

I was like, this is so dumb. Why did I do that?

[A]

You still have it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, okay. Oh, I know what I bought recently. My emerald diamond chain.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That was a splurge.

[A]

That was a splurge. That to me, super unnecessary.

[B]

Super.

[A]

Like, you'll see. Like, maybe I have a picture on Instagram, but I have a. All emerald diamond change diamond chain that I love. And yeah, that's unnecessary. But in my eyes, like, that's something I wanted, you know, like, treatment, treated myself. And yeah, it was like, I don't know, 80,000, I think.

[B]

Yeah, it was like 80 to 100,000.

[A]

Something like that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She want. She asked.

[B]

You really want to know?

[A]

You really want to know? Emeralds, baby. That's my favorite color. That's my birthstone. It's the what I have in the middle of la platica ring. It's what I have in the middle of my wedding ring. Yeah, you got me a. A watch that's green. Huh. And so my favorite color is emerald because of my birth zone too, but I really love emerald. So that's why.

[B]

You know, I hate to admit this, but I actually lost my championship ring.

[C]

Oh,

[A]

Josh Leyva. You're lying, bro.

[B]

I've been looking for it. I've lost it at Chachi, the. The party. I don't know where it's at. You okay?

[A]

Cut the camera, bro. You losing that is like. I lost it, bro. How? You weren't even faded.

[B]

I don't know, dude. I don't know. I feel like I haven't fully lost it. I haven't. Like, I haven't.

[A]

Like, you see what you wore that day inside your pants, shorts, sweats?

[B]

I check, bro. Everything, man.

[A]

I know. So now what?

[B]

I was going to hit up Junior to make me Another one and you haven't? No.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah, I know. So just throw yours away.

[A]

I feel like it. There has to be two, son.

[B]

I know.

[A]

If there's not two and there's just one, this is powerless. Pisses me off, dude.

[B]

What do you do, man?

[A]

There's no way you lost it, bro.

[B]

I did. You know what it is, bro? Because I have lost weight. I remember I dabbed somebody up recently, too, and it shot off. Like, literally just shot off. And I was able to find it. That's not the time that I lost it, but I'm thinking being a little tipsy, like, I just lost. Could be one of those situations like you happened in Cabo where you just like, it flung away. I. I'm thinking it's something like that because I'm like, what pisses me off

[A]

is if that happened, somebody has it. Yeah, that's what pisses me off. Especially that ring. Yeah, man.

[B]

You know, so we'll see what happens, bro. What if we get another ones where we revamp them?

[A]

Sure. But no, you. This is the first one. I know. Next question. That's a shot. That is, bro. I hope that you find that bro or something. Or somebody watches this video. Oh, I know.

[B]

They're like, wait a minute.

[A]

Yo, honestly, if you find Josh Leyla's championship reward. Yeah.

[B]

I'll give you.

[A]

I'll go in with that reward. We need that ring back, please.

[B]

There's. With the chances of that, bro. I will bring you on the platy guy if you have my ring.

[A]

And, like, obviously, you probably know who has it.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

I'm talking to them.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

If you know who has it, that's cool. Like, they tried stealing it, but it's okay. We forgive you. I would. I would have stole it too, but just figure out how to give it back, please.

[C]

What was the last argument you got into with your partner?

[A]

Oh, that was a shot.

[B]

I can't do that.

[C]

That was a shot.

[A]

That was a shot.

[B]

Cannot do.

[A]

Okay. Since. Since. Since we're dipping, we'll should just take a shot regardless.

[B]

Yeah. Since we're ubering.

[A]

Yeah. And because Jess pulled out these amazing questions.

[B]

So you can bring this. You can put that in the pod. So just so it. It's. It makes sense for the people.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

First of all, I hate sharing my business with my partner. Like, arguing.

[A]

Like, me too.

[B]

So to do it publicly, I rather take a thousand shots.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Go.

[A]

You mean that. And you know what's funny? It's like, it's not even that I'm not comfortable speaking to my friend or my friends about an argument that I had. It's just I have so much respect for my partner that I'm not gonna do that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Isn't it crazy? There's a lot of people that are so open to that on social media that cannot be me.

[B]

I also believe.

[A]

I love my privacy.

[B]

My partner is not here, and I'm gonna have the audacity to talk about them publicly. That is.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. And there's people that talk about their partners, like, openly like that. That's wild. Couldn't be me.

[B]

Yeah. No, I agree. All right, let's do it.

[C]

I knew you guys wouldn't answer that one.

[A]

Yeah, this was. This was a shot. This is an automatic shot.

[B]

Yeah. Okay, but this has nothing to do with, like, not arguing with you.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. Of course I do. But, like, yeah, like you said, like, they're not here. Like, it's just out of respect, but, like, even then, I would. I. One thing about me is I never, like, put my relationship business out there in a negative way ever. It doesn't even matter if I hated her or not. Even if I broke up with my wife one day or. Or wasn't with her, I would never speak bad on her ever. Here. I lose everything. That's kind of crazy that you lost it, though, bro.

[B]

I know. I'm sad. Especially, like, right before you're up. I'm so sad,

[A]

I can't even, like, say the story anymore. Oh, cool. Cool. Ring, bro. Yeah, man. You see that guy over there? Look it. Hey, pz, show me ring. Oh, my God. Both of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't even do that right now.

[B]

He can make another one.

[A]

Dude, can he make it in 48 hours?

[B]

That'd be crazy. Cheers. Cheers to you guys. Camera four. Give it up to camera four, everybody.

[D]

Camera.

[A]

Thank you so much. Cheers. Can I tell you something?

[B]

If you call him, he can do it.

[A]

Junior, can you pull off another la. The one that. That I have, My color, my everything. Can you pull it off in 48 hours? That's a challenge. I think he might, because he already has the whole design, the whole layout already. Should we call him on the podcast, Puzzling it together?

[B]

Should we put them on the spot speaker? Should we do it?

[A]

I can do it. You can do it. Whatever.

[B]

All right, so we're going to. We're going to call our jeweler who designed these rings. His name Is Junior the Jeweler. Junior the Jeweler.

[A]

Yeah. Shout out to great guy. All right, here we go.

[B]

Calling Junior the Jeweler.

[A]

Dude, if he says yes, 48 hours, I think it's just. Oh, I don't know. The casting and the shining it up. I don't know. It's Tuesday.

[C]

You have until Friday.

[A]

You have until, technically Saturday morning. So he has all Friday.

[B]

No, I'm leaving to the airport early. As bro, he has till Friday night.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. But technically Saturday, if he really wanted to.

[B]

I also think I need to go smaller on the sizing.

[A]

Sure. He has your sizing and everything. Everything. He just has to put the puzzles back together.

[B]

I'll call him after.

[A]

Is he not answering?

[B]

No, no. Do you want me to do it now?

[A]

You just told everybody, but you're gonna call him. All the anticipation.

[B]

You're right.

[C]

You're right. Right.

[A]

The. All right, here we go.

[B]

Junior the Jeweler. Can you guys hear that?

[A]

God, there's nothing more. Anticipating the. Hello, Junior, my boy.

[B]

How we doing? Just full. Full disclosure. We're currently on La Platica. I have you on speaker. The world is listening. There's a lot of people, and there's a lot of pressure coming your way right now.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, man. Okay. Can I tell this is.

[B]

This was Sevas's idea, by the way. It was a challenge that he brought up on the podcast that he was like, do you think he could do it? And I'm like, let's find out.

[A]

Yeah. Can I tell him something real quick?

[B]

Sebas wants to be the one to. To bring the challenge to you. So one second. Here we go.

[A]

Perfect throw, Junior. Yes, bro. First of all, how are you? I hope everything is well. We miss you now.

[B]

I miss you guys.

[A]

Now. I was just talking about. I don't know how. We were talking about jewelry on the podcast, and Josh mentioned it to me right now. He goes, dude, I didn't even tell you this. Lost his pinky ring, championship ring last week, bro.

[B]

I was trying to find it, bro.

[A]

Bro. He says. He says it's lost. He goes, I have a feeling it might be somewhere. And I'm like, yeah, somebody else's house. So. So I was like. It, like, really saddened me. I was like, bro. Like, bro, there has to be two rings in this world. You have to have one. And he goes, yeah, I know. I. You know, I think I'm finally, like, realizing that it's actually lost. And I'm like, bro, that kind of pisses me off. He needs that ring. Right? And I'M like, bro, did you hit up Junior? He goes, no, I haven't hit him up. I was like, man, that's probably too late because we're leaving to Europe on Wanted One. And I was like, bro, you think he can make it by Friday night? So I guess what I'm saying is that's the challenge. And I said, you know what? I don't think so. I. I personally, honestly, anything is. Anything is possible. Right? But like, I personally don't think so. But, like, I don't know. We can ask. You already have the graphic design of the puzzle. You just got to put the puzzle together. But I don't know, cuz there's a lot of like, casting. There's more that goes into it other than just like putting diamonds together, right? Yeah, no, I think I'll take that challenge. Oh, wait, Junior, you're serious? Yeah, bro, I'll give it. I'll give it to you on Friday night.

[B]

That's. That's the. That has to be the deadline, right?

[A]

Oh, my God. There's no way. He said, I have about Thursday, son. No, for sure I'll have it.

[B]

Okay, bet.

[A]

What? Wait, Josh, wait, hold on here. Like, what do you have to say about that?

[B]

Josh, bro, look, you are on the spot right now, and if you can make that happen, all glory to you.

[A]

Don't force them because he's on the

[B]

spot and I don't want to force you. Yeah, because you're on the spot.

[A]

Yeah. No, no, no, no. I already have the design. That's like the.

[B]

The part that takes.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'll have it by on Friday night for sure.

[B]

Oh, so I do. I did lose weight, bro. And I was even telling some about this on the podcast. I dabbed somebody up before I lost it and the ring went flying. I was able to find it, obviously, so I gotta. I have a. A ring trip.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Let me measure when I get home today and then I'll shoot you the. The updated size.

[A]

All right. For sure. Yeah, yeah, that's all I need the size and then I'll get it going inside.

[B]

Wow, bro, wow. Damn sad. But we're leaving to Europe and stuff. Has his ring and I'm like, bro, I'm not even gonna be able to have my ring with me. But, bro, if we can make this happen. You're the guy. Wow, everybody.

[A]

Junior. Wow. Thanks, Junior.

[B]

Ig. I'll text you right now then.

[D]

All right.

[B]

I'm a boy. Talk soon. Thank you, bro.

[A]

Dude, the fact that he answered with one ring.

[B]

I know he's a businessman, bro.

[A]

That's.

[B]

You know, they say the most successful business people in the world are the fastest at responding. They don't waste time, bro. It's like. It's a. It's about decision making. You got to answer, you got to go. You got to move, bro.

[A]

Right. Right now when I was talking to him and I was like, yo, like, you know, I was like, yeah, I think you can do it. But then you got to polish it.

[B]

No, you said you can't do it.

[A]

Yeah. You can't do reverse psychology, huh?

[B]

Yeah, because I think. No, bro, because me think.

[A]

I was like, I don't know, man. Cuz I thought about it. I was like, I don't know. Because he gotta cast it and set it and, you know, polish it. And he was like, yeah, yeah. I thought he was gonna say no.

[B]

Yeah, I did too. He was swinging that way.

[A]

But I'll take that challenge. You see, that's a man that looks at an opportunity and says, you know what? That opportunity I'll take it.

[B]

Grabs the opportunity by the balls.

[A]

That's it. What a guy. And then you're gonna see that makes me happy now. But it still pisses me out that somebody has your other ring, bro. That pisses me off. I don't like that.

[B]

What if I find it now?

[A]

Double pingering it? Then you can have your girl rock one.

[B]

She'd have to probably get a resized

[A]

or have it as a chain.

[B]

Not double pinky. Ring it, bro.

[A]

On the same pinky.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Thank you guys so much for watching this episode. If you're not subscribed, I encourage you to subscribe. We don't miss a week of uploading. We got an amazing team that just helps create these podcasts that hopefully are enjoyable to you guys. So shout out to camera four real quick. We love you guys. Platicanos forum is updated. It's a new form that Jessica has been asking to let you guys know so you guys can Questions, comments, concerns. Am I the asshole perspective of a man? Whatever it is, that's the place for you to fill it out so we can potentially feature you. We also want to be able to call you guys. So I think there's a part in the questionnaire where you can enter your phone number so we can essentially call you like we just did doing in the jeweler.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So love you guys. I don't know if I'm missing anything.

[A]

No, I think you're good, man.

[B]

And we'll see you guys next week. Without a doubt.

[A]

Without a doubt. Happy Monday. Mondays don't suck. Ciao.

[B]

More later, guys.

[A]

And mind you, if you're a guy and you are all designer, that's not swag.

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It.