"Motherf*cker, You're About To Die" (w/ Jennifer Lawrence)

Summary

Las Culturistas: "Motherf*cker, You're About to Die" (w/ Jennifer Lawrence)

Release Date: November 5, 2025
Hosts: Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang
Guest: Jennifer Lawrence

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Overview

This highly-anticipated episode welcomes Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Lawrence as the featured guest, celebrating not only her film work and recent cultural projects, but also her personal obsessions, everyday anxieties, and famously candid comedic sensibility. The conversation is a spirited, joyous, and self-aware dive into reality TV, pop culture (both high and low), womanhood, motherhood, paranormal beliefs, beauty standards, and the “culture that made you say culture is for me.” The tone is characteristically irreverent, smart, warm, and chaotic in the best Las Culturistas tradition.

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Key Topics & Discussion Segments

1. Jennifer Lawrence: Certified "Reader" & Las Culturistas Fan

• [03:13] The hosts recount meeting Jennifer Lawrence at the 2022 Gotham Awards, discovering she’s a genuine fan (a “reader” and “Katie”) of the show.

  Matt: “Jennifer Lawrence being a reader feels like too much.”
  Jennifer: “I’m a Katie. That had been the latest one . . . I thought you genuinely liked the coat.”

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2. Pregnancy, Sex, and "Die My Love"

• [05:00] Jennifer discusses quitting vaping (and champagne), shares a wild French pregnancy anecdote, and reflects on the "horniness" of the second trimester, humorously downplaying romantic excitement while married.

  Jennifer: “I’m, like, married. I’m not, like, horny.” [05:26]

• [05:45] She describes her new film Die My Love as “nuts”—a poetic, horny, and wild project she hopes viewers approach without “Twilight” expectations.

  Jennifer: "For those people, I just want to be like, walk, don’t run. Like, take your time. It’s poetry.” [05:58]

• Comparisons are drawn to Cassavetes and Amy Poehler’s “Mean Girls mom” energy.

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3. Jennifer’s Career Agency & Regrets

• [06:56] Discussion of her post-Oscar "giche" (gimmick/genre) phase vs. her current ability to choose roles she loves, from No Hard Feelings to Die My Love.

  Jennifer: “Yeah, the giche, yeah. Boots down.” [06:51]

• Expresses playful regret about learning about Botox too late for No Hard Feelings, keeping a light tone about Hollywood beauty standards.

  Jennifer: “I’m so upset I didn’t get Botox before that.” [06:56]

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4. Reality TV Deep Dive

• [09:14] Jennifer and the hosts geek out over the Real Housewives franchises, especially Salt Lake City and Orange County, analyzing cast dynamics and infamous moments:
  • Bronwyn’s “Cassavetes” energy
  • Husbands on these shows and their resentments
  • Lisa Barlow vs. Angie (Jennifer sides with Angie)
  • Mormon loopholes: “butt chugging” coffee, “soaking” explained

  Jennifer: “The religious stuff really freaks me out . . . we can’t drink coffee, but we put it up our butts.” [18:07]
  Jennifer: “They were butt chugging . . . Like a coffee enema.” [18:36]

• Jennifer’s own brushes with Bravo stars—being confronted by Lala and DM’ing after awkward press encounters.

  Jennifer: “You shouldn’t be allowed to be famous before you’re 30.” [12:44]

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5. Celebrity Encounters & Starstruck Moments

• [23:46] Jennifer admits being starstruck meeting Mark Ronson and, in a moment of over-sharing, sings him a song about street sweeping.

  Jennifer: “I wrote this song once about street sweeping, and it’s like, street Sweeper, sweep me off of my feet . . .” [24:50]

• Reminisces about accidentally misidentifying a woman at a party as Elizabeth Taylor and telling the story on Fallon.

  Jennifer: “I thought I was meeting Elizabeth Taylor after Elizabeth Taylor had passed away.” [08:23]

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6. Paranormal Beliefs, Ghosts, and Existential Dread

• [33:00–37:44] Jennifer recounts haunted experiences—blenders turning on, doors slamming, towels moving—while shooting The Hunger Games and other films.

  Jennifer: "I just come from a world where, like, we believe women.” [34:37]
  Matt: "A ghost, you can't shoot it. It's clear." [37:44]

• The group discusses how believing in ghosts is “kind of like saying you don't believe in aliens,” why ghosts and aliens are scarier than intruders, and the existential consequences of motherhood—constant worry about death.

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7. Motherhood, Anxiety, & Jennifer’s Flying Horror Story

• [50:20–54:47] Jennifer opens up about her intense maternal anxiety (“constantly thinking about death all day”) and describes a traumatic 2016 incident of in-air double engine failure:

  Jennifer: “The pilots were crying. Like, we were just. We were going to die. And I had my little dog Pippi on my lap . . . I just felt so bad for her because... she didn’t agree to this.” [52:13]

• The conversation segues into feelings of self-doubt, gaslighting, and questioning reality during moments of crisis:

  Jennifer: “I feel like I’m lying. And I lived every second of this and everything I’m saying is — I get it. And I feel like I’m telling a lie.” [53:18]

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8. The Culture That Made Jennifer Say ‘Culture is for Me’

• [40:09] Jennifer’s pivotal answer:
  • The Boleyn Sisters (from The Other Boleyn Girl): First exposure to the exoticism and power of sisterhood and history.
  • The Simpson Sisters (Jessica and Ashlee), via their reality shows, as her pop-culture anchor.

  Jennifer: “That was the first time that I kind of was like, wow, sister culture. . . . Then around the same time that I read ‘The Other Boleyn Girl’ was when 'Newlyweds' came out, followed shortly by 'The Ashlee Simpson Show.'" [41:09] Matt: “The Boleyn sisters of our time are the Simpson sisters.” [41:05]

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9. Home Aesthetics & Online Myths

• [43:14] Jennifer clarifies Internet myths about her house’s “shabby chic” décor when she bought Jessica Simpson’s former home, eager to distance herself from the design.

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10. Miss Piggy Movie & Other Upcoming Projects

• [58:00] Unexpected announcement:

  Jennifer: “I don't know if I can announce this, but . . . Emma Stone and I are producing a Miss Piggy movie, and Cole is writing.”

• Brief joke about fan-casting Death Becomes Her with herself and Emma Stone.

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11. Beauty, Botox & Melasma

• [79:16–80:29] The group discusses beauty maintenance, Botox, and the struggle with melasma—offering zero shame and plenty of sarcasm about Hollywood pressures and double standards.

  Jennifer: “People calling out actresses who look like they got a little bit of Botox, acting like you're not going to be the same people that are going to be in comments being like she looks tired, she looks old.” [78:51]

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12. Sleep, Anxiety, and Mental Health

• [62:27] Open discussion about sleep struggles, dependency on Unisom and melatonin, managing anxiety with propranolol and (for a time) SSRI medication.

  Bowen: "I don't like that I can't feel my dick, to be quite honest [on SSRIs]." [61:09]

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13. I Don’t Think So, Honey

• [72:14–78:58]
  • Matt rants about confusing the celebrity wife/sister dynamic (“Kylie Kelce”),
  • Bowen rails against complex board games requiring YouTube tutorials,
  • Jennifer delivers a three-part tirade against voice notes (“lowest possible form of communication”), beauty trolls, and ever-shifting airport security protocols.

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14. Official Las Culturistas Hall of Fame

• [65:08] Jennifer is inducted as the inaugural “Las Culturistas Hall of Fame” member, much to her delight:

  Matt: “It didn't exist before this.”
  Jennifer: “I just can’t believe it.”

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Notable Quotes

• Jennifer Lawrence on Anxiety & Gender:

  “Being a woman is telling two men anything, and them being — and then being like, they don't believe me." [53:31]

• On Fame:

  "You shouldn’t be allowed to be famous before you’re 30. Which we agree with you on." [12:44]

• On Paranormal Belief:

  “It's more scary than an intruder . . . A ghost, you can't shoot it, it's clear." [37:44]

• On Pop Culture:

  “The Boleyn sisters of our time are the Simpson sisters.” [41:05]

• On Hollywood Beauty:

  “People calling out actresses who look like they got a little bit of Botox, acting like you're not going to be the same people that are going to be in comments being like she looks tired, she looks old.” [78:51]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [03:13] Jennifer Lawrence “reader” revelation
• [05:45] “Die My Love” and career agency
• [09:14–22:06] Housewives and reality TV obsessions
• [33:00–37:44] Ghosts, haunted sets, sleep paralysis
• [50:20–54:47] Plane story & motherhood anxiety
• [40:09–42:51] The “culture” that defined Jennifer
• [58:00] Miss Piggy movie reveal
• [72:14–78:58] I Don’t Think So, Honey segment
• [65:08] Jennifer enters Hall of Fame

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Memorable Moments

• Jennifer's botched ghost story in New Orleans completely unhinges the hosts—it’s pure Culturistas comedy gold.
• The “butt chugging coffee” and “soaking” discussion is the most delightfully absurd deep-dive into Mormon loopholes to grace any podcast this year.
• Jennifer’s honest, vulnerable account of her near-death flight experience is both riveting and poignant.
• The show ends with Jennifer’s multiple “I Don’t Think So, Honey” grievances, capping a warm, honest, and extremely funny episode.

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Overall Tone and Takeaway

This episode is a masterclass in celebrity podcasting: hilarious, candid, occasionally dark, and always rooted in a shared love of the highs and lows of contemporary culture. Jennifer Lawrence is in her element—unfiltered, relatable, and endlessly watchable/listenable. For Las Culturistas fans and newcomers alike, this episode cements her as both Hollywood royalty and an honorary co-host.

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Transcript

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Or should I say ho, ho, ho. It's me, Matt Rogers. And in the words of another Christmas icon, it's time. I'm back with my new nationwide tour, Matt Rogers. Christmas in December. Yes, it's time to remember When Christmas is. I'm hitting the road all of December with Henry Kabursky and the whole band performing my album have youe Heard of Christmas? Or along with a bunch of other little surprises. So if you're in LA, San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Philadelphia, DC, New York City, Boston, Toronto, Chicago, or yes, Orlando, Florida, I want to see your gorgeous ass. Go to mattrogersofficial.com or head to my Instagram attrogers though and hit the link in my bio. Until then, stream the album, get your look together and get ready to deck the damn halls at a venue near you. Christmas in December. You in my heart. X.O.X.O. santa boy. Look, man, there. Oh, I see my.

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Oh my.

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Bowen, look over there.

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Wow.

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Is that culture?

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Yes.

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Goodness.

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Wow.

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Las Culturistas Ding Dong.

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Las Culturistas calling.

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Let's get a single on our guest really quickly on video.

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This is important that we document the documentation. Our guest is filmed giving Kris Jenner.

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Amy Poehler and Mean Girls vibes. I can't believe.

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Okay, sorry. I just wanted the Ding Dong.

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That's good.

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I'm gas.

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Good social.

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Good social.

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So background on the guest. So come with us back to the Gotham Awards 2022. We're sitting there at our tables. We're being honored, as it were, with the Ensemble Award and thank you, Gothams, even retroactively for Fire Island. And we're sitting there and we had heard rumors and rumblings that someone who had walked up to present Best Picture at the Gothams was a reader. And we were like, okay, how do we go about this? Because Jennifer Lawrence being a reader feels like too much.

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Too much.

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But I was like, we should just try to figure out. So Bowen goes, I'm gonna. When she walks by, I'm just gonna say, I love your coat.

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I don't remember this.

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And was a great coat. And so you go, okay, I'm just gonna. She's gonna walk by. I'm just gonna say, I like her coat. And if she's like, oh, thanks. Then we'll know that she's not a reader. Whatever. So you said, I love your coat.

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I love your coat. She goes, I'm a reader.

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Confirmed reader. And then I'm a Katie. I'm a Katie.

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That's what I was gonna say.

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That's what you said.

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I said, I'm a Katie. Cause that had been the latest one. The latest one was a Katie also. I thought you genuinely liked the coat.

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Oh, of course. We liked the coat, by the way.

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Anyway, this is my first. I'm hearing no.

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Do you think less of us now.

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I know. Welcome, by the way. Welcome to this fucking show. Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence. Let's go. Let's go. It's been a time coming.

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I'm just gonna black out. I'm like, are you guys talking to me?

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I feel like we should have cocktails.

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I was gonna bring champagne, but now I'm like, quitting the vape. And I. Do you have it? No drink.

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I snap, and they come in.

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I actually met a woman at a party who was French, and she was like. When I got pregnant, they told me not to stop smoking because it would be too stressful. Wow.

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Wait a minute. What was last trimester like for you? You were. You were doing it. All right.

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Um, no, I wasn't doing it. I was just trying to, like, roll around.

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Yeah.

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Trying to get from A to B.

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Right.

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What's the horniest part of a pregnancy?

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Probably second trimester.

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Second try.

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But I'm, like, married. I don't. I'm not, like, horny.

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I'm, like, married. I'm not, like, horny. That's actually roller culture number eight. I'm, like, married. I'm not, like, horny.

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Kind of what your movie Die My Love is about kind of being horny.

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They're so horny in the beginning. Aren't they all?

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That was a really horny beginning of the film.

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Yeah. This is. The movie is nuts.

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Thank you. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm nervous about the people that are gonna think it's, like, Twilight, like, fan sick and that. For those people, I just want to be like, walk, don't run.

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Right? Yeah.

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Like, take your time. It's poetry.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. But thank you.

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I'm sure we're the millions people to tell you this. It's giving Cassidy. It's giving woman.

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Oh, thank you.

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Yes.

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That is the only thing I want to hear.

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So it's giving Cassavetes as sort of like music to the ears for any project.

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Yeah.

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Imagine they said that to us about Fire island or our ensemble trip. It's giving Cassavetes. Oh, they weren't saying that.

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You watched the wrong movie.

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You don't know what Cassavetes is.

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You don't know what Cassavetes is, honey. Damn.

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No, I just, like, I. I feel like because a couple years ago, one of our favorite movies was no Hard Feelings. And just to think that you're at this place now where, like, you can do no hard Feelings, but you can also do Die My Love. I feel like there was a little bit Of a period where it was like you were doing your superhero giche and then it was like, Oscar movie what they were wanting you to do. It feels like now you're picking the stuff you really want to do.

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Thank you.

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Don't you. Is that true? The giche.

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The giche, yeah. Boots down.

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Boots.

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I just. I got overwhelmed when you said no. Hard feeling. I'm so upset. I didn't get Botox before that. I got Botox.

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What are you talking about?

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I learned about Botox after, and I just.

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They admitted it after.

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I just. They did not.

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All you could see when you were seeing it was the fact that you didn't have both.

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Yes. Like, oh, my God. Like, why? Like, who do you think you are? Nelly Torwood?

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No, don't get. No, we're not correcting your name. It's Nelly Torwood.

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She's actually coming in right after you. Yeah. She's going to be really incredible on the show.

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I wonder if she fucks or if she's probably.

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I mean, it depends.

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Not. Definitely not.

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How close are we to it?

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To Tilly Norwood? To Nelly Torwood?

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To Tilly Norwood fucking on screen? Who's gonna be the actor that does the first movie with Tilly Norwood? That's what I want to know. The first human actor.

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I'm gonna say one of. One of the Eastwoods. One of the Eastwoods.

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Junior Eastwood or.

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Oh, Clint's dad. No, Clint's not. Dad's not dead. We're keeping all of this.

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We have broken the news of people's death before.

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We broke the hood of the.

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And then someone really died. Who was it? Oh, my God.

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Who do we. Who do we break the news about?

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We fully announced the death of someone and it was wrong. And then they really died.

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You killed them.

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You can put it out to that.

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How did you get to the place mentally to be like, we are announcing this death when it wasn't confirmed?

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You know what the podcast used to be? Yeah.

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Well, in the Wild west, but I've also, like, literally done that. So I don't even know how I could be like, where were you mentally? I did the opposite. I thought I was meeting Elizabeth Taylor after Elizabeth Taylor had passed away.

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Explain this.

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Well, there was an old woman at a party that was just like, I think you're a really great actress. And I was like, liz. And I was just like, this is Elizabeth Taylor. And then I introduced her to my friend and was like, this is Elizabeth Taylor. And my friend was like, no, it's not Elizabeth Taylor's no longer with us.

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Did we find out who it was.

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She was like just an old gal. She was just an old woman. And she ended up writing, like, to my agent was like. Because I told the story on. On Fallon and she was like, I. I remember this and I think that's me. I'm that. I'm the woman. I'm the oldest woman.

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Was me.

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Was me.

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Wow.

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Anyway, it was very Cassavetes.

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It was very Cassavetes.

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You're probably like Bowen, though, where the people that. That star strike you the most are the housewives.

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Oh, yeah.

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Or are you good with that?

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No, no, no. I mean, I would be. I would be absolutely shocked. Are you guys watching everything Salt Lake right now?

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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Salt Lake is. I. I believe. Yeah, that's Cassavetes.

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I won't get threads. That's good to know.

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I think she looks good.

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Okay.

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You know who's literally doing Cassavetes is Bronwyn. Every. Every Bronwyn, like scene feels like Cassavetes.

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Oh, my God.

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Let's talk about.

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Why can't he just, like, pretend to be nice to her just while they're filming? It seems like it was just like a 20 minute interaction.

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I think on principle, it's that he hates the filming of it all. He doesn't like that they're on a TV show.

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Oh. I think it's because he's like, you owe me money and so I can treat you however I want.

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No, what I'm getting from it is that it's like he thinks this character he's playing on camera works. I think he thinks reunion.

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Right.

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And. But I don't think he gets it because he shows up. Have you noticed? He shows up with her to all the press that they do. Apparently there was a thing where they were scooping ice cream last year. He was there. He's just there with her at everything. So it's not this thing where she's dragging her husband on camera. He's participating. I think he thinks the way he's coming across is just different than he is.

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Okay.

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I think he thinks cute.

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Okay, I hear you. I think that he does not have control over his hatred and animosity for her.

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Oh, my God, I hate that.

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I know. And she's so pretty. When I read. Did you guys read All Fours?

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No, it's not.

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It's not for you. It's whatever. I liked it. But that's just anybody who's read it. That's who I pictured as the main character.

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And. And what I don't even know why.

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I need to, like, say that. I don't. I'm just gonna stop. Just stop talking.

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I believe that she is having a better season because I think that she's giving less. And also, I think the Christian Siriano of it all, she doesn't really need to give.

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Yeah, it is.

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Yeah.

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Doesn't really need to give that many. She's like. She's fine. She's not like. Britney confronted me at the Savage. What?

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She confronted me. She was doing. Because I've spoken ill of her on this podcast.

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Oh, wow.

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She got wind of that.

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Is that why you're being so demure? No, because I'm gonna have some anxiety after this.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They are professionals.

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Yeah.

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You know what I mean? Like, they hear people talk shit about them all day long, and if you don't develop them, like actresses, they're like, actresses.

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Yeah.

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And then she came up to me at the party. She was like, hi, Boen, I hear you're not a fan. And I was like, bronwyn, Bronwyn. Yes, it's true. But I'm really happy to meet you right now. And, of course, I love everything you do. I would not be talking about you if I didn't feel.

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You are really classy. I would have fainted.

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And then Sheena, we worked it out in the remix, and it's all good. And I did DM her when, after that harrowing scene with her mother.

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Oh, that was so horrible.

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I was just like. I was like, hey, just reaching out. I've dealt with dementia in my family. It's really difficult. And thank you for being so vulnerable on the show about it and just reaching out, saying, hey, we love you.

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Wow.

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But that's the beauty.

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Class all the way.

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Class all the way. No, but she initiated. You know what I mean?

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I had something like that with Lala Vanderpump because I called her a C U N T. That was crazy. You shouldn't be allowed to be famous before you're, like, 30. Or like.

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Yeah, you know, that's the whole quote for this, by the way. You shouldn't be allowed to be famous before you're 30. Which we agree with you on.

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Yeah.

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Although that's implying that I'm like, now I'm ready.

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Put me in.

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Yeah.

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Start her up again.

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Yeah, screw you, Dave.

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The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you.

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We miss you. It's also for that rare championship foul ball that you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. You're welcome. Scoot.

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You know, Matt and I weren't super familiar with the off roading game until this summer when we took a dunes tour and went off road. And now I totally get it and I envy the adventure the people off take when they go down the Transamerica Trail.

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[C]

It literally happened to me yesterday. I cracked open a Diet Coke, sat back for five minutes, total reset.

[A]

Right.

[B]

There's something about the crispy, refreshing taste of an ice cold Diet Coke. It just hits.

[C]

It's my little me moment. Like, make time for a Diet Coke break, you know?

[B]

Exactly. Diet Coke is the perfect companion for all break moments. Diet Coke. This is my taste.

[A]

I was saying something about Robin Williams and I said, robin, write Penny and. Yeah, but that's a common misconception.

[B]

Can I say they occupy do the same thing big in the 90s. Yeah.

[C]

You know, amazing children. Robin Wright Penn, the girlfriend.

[B]

Yeah, he started watching the Girlfriend. He's obsessed.

[C]

I'm liking it.

[B]

The show. It's with Olivia Cook and Robin Wright Penn.

[A]

Oh, I haven't seen it.

[B]

Yeah. Would you describe it?

[C]

It's kind of like a fun psychological thriller, but it's told from their points of view. It's very Rashomon meets, you know, wow.

[A]

Rashomon.

[C]

And Robin Wright directed the. Robin Wright. Robin Wright. She dropped the pen. Directed.

[A]

That makes sense. She directed some episodes of House of Cards.

[C]

Yes, that's right. Housewives. Salt Lake. Other thoughts about Salt Lake.

[A]

Other thoughts about Salt Lake. I don't know. I think Lisa's just. She's really bothering me. She's just so unhinged. Because I get that Angie is like doing the same thing. But for some reason, Angie doing it just feels like, I don't know, like a kid doing something. Whereas, like, Lisa Barlow is like, so. I don't know. I mean, this is insulting to both of them. I'm more on Angie's side. I don't know why. She just seems nicer.

[C]

There's an innocence to both of them.

[A]

The religious stuff really freaks me out. I mean, that's why Mormon wives was so. Just to watch all the loopholes is so funny. Like, we can't drink coffee, but we put it up our butts.

[C]

Right. Right.

[A]

It's like, dog would have liked it.

[B]

What's it called? It's like. It's like soaking.

[C]

Soaking.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Or. Yeah, no, that's it. But it's not. They weren't butt chugging. They were just soaking.

[A]

No, they were. They were butt chugging.

[B]

Not alcohol.

[C]

Not. They were. But they were not soaking. They were butt chugging. The coffee.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Like a coffee enemy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. So insane. So what is.

[A]

They all soaked and. But they did it in the butt.

[C]

Soaked in.

[B]

But they did it in the butt. Well, then there's the thing. Is it is. It is. It is soaking. When you put your dick in someone.

[A]

And lay on the bed.

[B]

And someone jumps on the bed.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Heather Gay, I think, explained this.

[A]

Yeah. It was also in Jury Duty, famously.

[C]

Wait, who was soaking in Jury Duty? Marsden.

[A]

Marsden was the jumper.

[C]

Was the jumper.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't remember that.

[A]

Oh, I do.

[B]

Emmy nomination for Marston.

[C]

Nomination for Marston. For bouncing. For soaking. For soaking.

[B]

Did you watch Miami?

[A]

No. I don't know why I. But I do watch Orange County.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I feel like I'm the only one that I. That watches Orange county, but it's, like, my favorite. I know, but I love it. There's just, like, lawsuits galore.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Were you Team Katie? Janela? No.

[C]

No. It's hard to be on Team Katie. I'm sorry, Katie, if you're listening to this.

[A]

Being like, Team Alexis, like. No.

[C]

Can you imagine?

[A]

No, I. Katie seemed so sane.

[C]

She kept lying.

[A]

But she did keep lying. And she did throw up before the lie detector test, which doesn't scream, I think I'm gonna tell the truth, or.

[C]

I have a good relationship with the truth.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[A]

Exactly. There seems to be a lot of fear behind the truth if you're vomiting beforehand.

[B]

You did one of those Vanity Fairs. You were, like, one of the first ones to do it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And is that, like, a real.

[A]

Well, no.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But I found out, like, after yeah. Or maybe right before, I don't know, I found out at some point that it's fun.

[B]

I do think it's a fun social bit.

[C]

Fun.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I like it. I want Rob and I, I think are gonna do it. That's like, been the only feedback I've given on this press tour. I'm like, can we do night?

[B]

It takes two days first and can I go and let's go do it. Check, check, check, check, check, check.

[C]

What is your relationship with Rob? How long had you guys known each other before this?

[B]

What is your relationship with the true. With the truth. With the truth.

[A]

It makes me vomit. I didn't really know Rob and then, I mean, but you can kind of tell how people's personalities are. Like, he's exactly what you would imagine. He's like a folks like a British guy and just like sweet and not dramatic and just like really laid back.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And then we did like dance lessons together, which I guess was like team building exercises.

[C]

Wait, did you get. You guys dance in the movie?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, we did do a dance. It got cut out. But we did do a choreographed dance. But I think it was. I think in the end it helped being more helpful just for like, I don't know, the choreography of like, sex scenes.

[C]

Of course. Yeah.

[A]

And like fighting scenes and things like that. I don't know.

[B]

Did you do intimacy coordinator?

[A]

We did not have one. Maybe we did, but we didn't really. I would have. I felt really safe with him. He's like, not pervy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And very in love with Suki.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

And so we mostly like were talking about like our kids and our relationships. So there wasn't any, like, weird, like, does he think I like him?

[B]

Right, right, right.

[A]

If there was a little bit of that, I would probably have an intimacy coordinator.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Because a lot of male actors, like, get offended if you don't like actually want to want to fuck them and then the punishment starts. But he was not like, he was not like that. Yeah, I've just heard of this. I've never, of course, never experienced it. No, I've never experienced it.

[C]

You know who I'm loving? Just. This sounds so fucking stupid, but you know who I'm really loving seeing again on my screens is Ms. Spacek.

[B]

I. Oh, that one of my favorite scenes in it is you guys. Well, this is a spoiler, but like you're in the house and you come upon each other. It's just like once that relationship starts unraveling and then there's the last time you guys interact where she, like, see. Really kind of sees you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And she just feels like an energetic match there between.

[A]

She did so much of that. Like, it wasn't in the script. She just is such a loving, maternal and wise woman. And she was so. Like, I was pregnant when we were shooting, and so she was just like, do you need to sit down? Do you need water? Like, what are we gonna name the baby? And was just so that. It just kind of, like, came out that way. I've also been looking for vintage Sissy Spacek tees. Cause I think I should wear them on this across the world, right? Yeah.

[B]

Get some good, good carry one.

[A]

Okay. Thanks.

[B]

Are you a big, big vintage shopper?

[A]

Yeah, I like to. I like to hop around.

[B]

I feel like you'd be really good. I'm getting the vibe from you that you'd be good in a thrift.

[A]

Oh, my God. Thank you. I would get overwhelmed on a store. I'm better. Online stores, I get. I. My mom used to bring me to TJ Maxx, and I would faint because.

[C]

You would love everything.

[B]

You were so overwhelmed. It's like Disney World. It's like, I'm happy.

[C]

All these deals. No, we love.

[B]

Can we buy all the pillows? Oh, my God.

[A]

That was really funny. Sorry. T.J. maxx.

[B]

There's a lot of good stuff.

[A]

You know, in England, it's called TK Maxx.

[C]

TK Which I wanna. I really, really want to be in that meeting where they decided to change the letter. It was a huge fucking deal for them, you know?

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah. Really? You should do a skit about that.

[C]

Yeah, do a skit.

[A]

Do every. Does everybody say that to you? Like, how people are like, oh, my God, I have a movie idea for you.

[C]

Right? Yeah. But. Well, we've been out to dinner with our friend Sudi, who used to be a writer of the show. And she does a thing where she. There was one guy who was persistent.

[B]

One time when we were the waiter.

[C]

The waiter was persistent once, and then she just. She shut it down. And I think in a very good way, where she was like, let me just tell you, even if we did take your idea, it would be a huge legal problem. And then that shuts down. You could sue us. And then he was like, okay. But it was a thing of like. It's just.

[B]

Don't even know. I don't get the impulse to want to do that.

[C]

No.

[B]

I mean, like. But that's just like, a lack of. It's like a Lack of insecurity. I'll never understand when someone walks over. Just like, the fact that you're standing and other people are sitting and you're like, I want to tell you my creative idea people I don't know.

[A]

I wish I didn't resonate with what those people are going through, but I met Mark Ronson and sang him a song.

[B]

You thought I wrote a song?

[A]

I was like, I wrote this song once about street sweeping, and it's like, street Sweeper, sweep me off of my feet.

[B]

No, hold on. We need more crossing.

[C]

On the other hand.

[A]

No, I know. And I. I don't know what I was expecting, but he was just like, nice to meet you. And I was like, okay, fine, I'll give it to somebody else.

[B]

Just so you know, this would have gone platinum in seconds.

[C]

The Jennifer Lawrence pen song. Sweet. Street Sweeper.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Wait, do you. How much of this is written out?

[A]

I don't want to keep talking about it because what if you guys sue me?

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Really good.

[A]

Or what if I sue you?

[B]

Really good point.

[A]

What if Mark sues us?

[B]

I would love that, actually. I would love to get into a legal battle with Mark Bronson.

[A]

Yeah, me too.

[B]

I love celebrity mad Libs like that. When you find people. When Find out people, like, have a beef, that you're like, how did they meet?

[C]

How they meet? If the three of us were on the same side of a lawsuit, I think we do very well.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Well, we all have different strengths. Although I think you would probably be team leader.

[C]

No, it's this guy.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Surprises me.

[C]

No, no, no, it's good.

[A]

You're the lawyer.

[B]

I think he's the doctor, and I'm the lawyer.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. So if anyone gets hurt, I will help on the case.

[B]

Well, years ago, they kind of floated to us. Do you want to do the Amazing Race? And I did think that we would have been okay at that because Bowen has an incredible sense of direction. He walks very fast because his legs are very strong, and he also speaks three languages. And I will eat anything, and you can throw me out of a plane. You know what I mean? I'm very spry and fast. Like, I can get through a space.

[C]

I don't think he'd eat anything because you had trouble holding a baby alligator.

[A]

Days ago in your mouth or in your hands?

[B]

In our hands. So we just got back from a New Orleans bachelor party. It was Joel Kim Booster's bachelor party. We shot guns. I did get a little hurt.

[A]

Oh, wow, you got shot.

[B]

This is the first time I've been shot.

[A]

You're like, I'm cold.

[B]

We shot guns and saw gators.

[A]

You killed a gator?

[B]

No, we didn't kill him.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

But we could because we learned. Okay, but we.

[C]

He.

[B]

There was a point where the gator guy was like, you want to hold the gator? And I was like kind of hanging back and being last because, like, I.

[A]

Don'T know if that. I don't see your connection of how that means he wouldn't eat. Like, like, he just means hold it in his hands.

[B]

But here's the thing. If there was a hundred thousand dollar prize or however the fuck dollars it.

[A]

Is, you would just put it in your hands.

[B]

In my hands? In my mouth. In your mouth.

[A]

Okay. I don't know why I'm separating hands and mouths. Maybe they are more similar.

[C]

I'm just saying, like, if you're squeamish, you're squeamish. You know what I mean?

[A]

Okay, I know what you mean.

[C]

Maybe.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If you're. Here's what I'll say. If you put the, like, competitive angle into something, I can do incredible things.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

I don't. I'm not squeamish with my hands. I'm sorry to continue to separate it.

[B]

Squeamish with my mouth.

[A]

But I am squeamish with my mouth. And I was title of that. A mom friend. I was at school. I don't want to talk about kids because it's just so gross. But. But I was at school and I was meeting one of my mom's friends, like boyfriends. And so I was like, hi, I'm Jen. Nice to meet you. And in the corner of my eye, I saw a worm.

[C]

No, that.

[A]

It was like morning time and it had just. I think it was on the sidewalk. And I was like, oh, you're not supposed to be here. And I just squatted down and tried to pick it up, but then it started going crazy and I was like. And like squatted down and then I finally grabbed it and I was like, bye, nice to meet you. While it was just squirming in my hand. And I was just like, what a weird first impression. I could have waited at least for him to go away.

[C]

No, but you needed to do something about the worm in that moment.

[A]

Well, I had to put him back in the planter box. Yeah, he was going nuts.

[B]

It was benevolent.

[A]

He would have just. The sun would have come up and he would have been frat hotter than a jackrabbit on a black asphalt in July?

[B]

Yeah. You ever pour salt on a slug?

[A]

No.

[C]

What does it do?

[A]

It'll kill it. Oh, it'll like because they're all moist.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Is this an ex? Is this a vocal warm up into Southern for you? What is it? Something a asphalt and do laugh.

[A]

It's just a Kentucky saying. Like I'll be over there quicker than than a jackrabbit hopping over a black asphalt road in July. If it's not. And I made that up, that's even crazier.

[B]

But I'm pretty sure I could just make up. So it's got to be real and like God willing.

[A]

And the creek don't rest.

[B]

God will another creek don't rise. On ebay, every find has a story.

[C]

Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea.

[B]

Not just a T, the band tea from the last show your favorite band ever played.

[C]

He wore it everywhere. Then your boyfriend started wearing it, which.

[B]

Was cute until he dumped you and.

[C]

Took it with him, which was not so cute.

[B]

But he was. I miss him.

[C]

Anyway, now you're on ebay and there it is. Same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory. Rent from free forever.

[B]

Yeah, screw you, Dave.

[C]

The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you.

[B]

Except Dave.

[C]

But ebay isn't just for getting whatever your ex ex BFF stole back.

[B]

We miss you. It's also for that rare championship foul ball that you caught then heroically gave to the kid next to you. You're welcome. Scoot.

[C]

And where else are you gonna find your first car? A RAV4 from 2003.

[B]

The one you wish you never sold but now finally got the chance to take back home.

[C]

I'm buying a car on ebay. For good this time.

[B]

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[C]

I'd take a tagline.

[B]

Ever heard of the Transamerica Trail? It's America's longest off road Trail. A 5,900 plus mile coast to coast monster. And now for the first time, Ford and Google Maps are bringing the full Transamerica Trail to street view. It's one of America's most epic off road adventures. And now every adventurer can plan, preview and explore it themselves. How did they do it? By equipping the 2025 Ford Bronco Bad with Google's new street view camera. While the Expedition Tremor and Ranger Lariat carried the team and tools that made it all possible.

[C]

You know, Matt and I weren't super familiar with the off roading game until this summer when we took a Dunes tour and went off road. And now I totally get it. And I envy the adventure that people off road take when they go down the Transamerica Trail.

[B]

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[B]

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[C]

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It literally happened to me yesterday. I cracked open a diet Coke, sat back for five minutes. Total reset, right?

[B]

There's something about the crispy, refreshing taste of an ice cold Diet Coke. It just hits.

[C]

It's my little me moment. Like, make time for a Diet Coke break, you know?

[B]

Exactly. Diet Coke is the perfect companion for all break moments. Diet Coke, this is my taste.

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[A]

Mm.

[C]

And I was like, y' all sure did this. This town is that pride and joy of that town.

[A]

Oh, God.

[C]

And that is your southern impact or that is your impact on the south question mark.

[A]

Well, I don't know if I'VE had a very big impact on the South.

[C]

I think that's a pretty admirable impact on the south is for a whole city to be like, okay, well, this is. This is where they shot the Hunger Games.

[A]

Yeah, the first Hunger Games there was so haunted. I can't even tell us. I mean, blenders going off, like, on their own, just.

[B]

Just. Just out of nowhere.

[A]

A blender. Imagine.

[B]

That's a ghost.

[A]

Yeah, that's a ghost. New Orleans was really bad, too, so I had to move three times. And everybody was like, she's so tired. And I'm like, yeah, I'm. Whatever.

[B]

What was shot there?

[A]

A movie called Causeway. Don't worry about it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Cause no, of course.

[B]

Brian Tyree Henry.

[A]

Yes. So I moved three times, and then I was like, I can't move anymore. I guess I'm just gonna go to a hotel. And so then I got a hotel. And then on the morning, I was, like, shooting nights. And so in the morning would be, like 2 in the afternoon or whatever. And I heard a housekeeper and lifted up, and I was like, oh. I was under the blankets. She didn't see me. And so I was like, hi. And she was like, oh, I'm so sorry. And I was like, it's okay. And then I went back to sleep. And then when I woke up, my producing partner, Justine, was like, I'll come to your room and then we'll go down together. And I was like, sure. And then I got up and my deadbolt was on, so there was no cleaning lady in my room.

[B]

And you don't think it was you being, like, in between sleep and wake, there was a person there?

[A]

Well, now that you bring it up, I mean, I guess it's impossible.

[B]

You don't think that what you said is ridiculous?

[C]

Because.

[A]

I don't know. I just come from a world where, like, we believe women.

[B]

Oh, fuck. Where's that world? How do I get there? How do I. I would love to check it out.

[A]

I would, too. Take me with you.

[B]

Were you a believer, though, before that?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, always.

[C]

Of women or ghosts?

[A]

Neither. No, both.

[C]

Wait, what if she. What if she deadbolted and then took the back door? Was there a back door?

[A]

There wasn't a back door. What do you think this was like, a mansion? It was just like a hotel room.

[B]

Well, that Causeway budget was huge.

[C]

It was so huge, you did not rise from your bed to go.

[A]

Let me try to think of some other ones that were more like just. There's nothing you can argue with here.

[C]

I'm not arguing with that. I believe you as a woman.

[A]

Thank you. Okay. So when I was at the house that I had to move, I was like, watching Handmaid's Tale in the living room because I just wanted a prophecy.

[B]

You wanted a light time.

[A]

Yeah. And the doors in the kitchen started slamming, and I was like, hello? I thought somebody was maybe mad.

[B]

Who's mad down there? And then.

[A]

Yeah, who's mad? And there was nobody there. And then I had, like, folded up towels, and I took them to the room with the shower, the bathroom, and I put them on top of the toilet. And then I was, like, washing my hair. And then the top towel was laid out flat, perfectly on the floor, which, like, there's no way it could have fallen like that.

[C]

No.

[A]

Yeah. So I stayed in the shower for as long as I possibly could until I got brave.

[B]

No, I believe.

[C]

And ghosts.

[A]

It's kind of like saying you don't believe in aliens. Like, as many dimensions as you can see and feel.

[B]

Get out of here.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So you're convinced?

[A]

Yeah. Otherwise, I'm crazy.

[C]

Right.

[B]

I guess what I'm trying to do when I say I don't believe in ghosts and aliens. Trying Always. Always. I think what I'm trying to do is protect myself because I. I'm so scared of it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, there's nothing I'm more scared of than, like, a ghost coming in. And like, that thing that they do, allegedly, where they, like, sit on your chest or like.

[C]

Well, that's.

[A]

That's sleep paralysis.

[C]

That's sleep paralysis.

[B]

The sleep paralysis of it all. And then also the aliens, like, I just don't believe a world where the aliens are coming to, like, hang out and chill.

[C]

No, no.

[B]

Like, hey, we just wanted to find information. It's like, no, they're gonna kill us.

[C]

Right.

[A]

It could be Zoloft. But I actually disagree. I think that the aliens. Proof that they have been here and have just been, like, observing, I think. I mean, they have to be so much more advanced than us to even be able to, like, leave their, you know, galaxy or whatever. And they're clearly not doing anything. I mean, we're doing it to ourselves, so why would they even need to interfere? But I agree. I'm more afraid of a ghost than I would be, like, an intruder. Yeah, well, which doesn't make sense, because.

[B]

An intruder, it's like there's. There's like, at least we're on the same physical plane.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

If it needs to go down. Guess what? I just came from New Orleans on a Bachelor party. And I learned how to lock and load. But. But a ghost, you can't shoot it, it's clear.

[A]

A lot more culture number 19.

[B]

A ghost, you can't shoot it.

[A]

It's clear.

[C]

A lot more guns.

[A]

You said a lot more guns than, like, not believing women than I thought. And like, oh, my God, he's so good at, like, he's really good at taking directions or, like, has a good sense of direction. I'm just like, I don't know where I am.

[B]

Am I?

[C]

Do you have any questions for us?

[A]

Yeah, am I on. What's his name? Joe Rogan.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You're on the roster.

[C]

Roganly.

[B]

Mention the men. Wait, we made a hard pivot.

[C]

You know who wants to say hello?

[B]

Josh Sharp.

[C]

Josh Sharp?

[B]

Yes. Of Josh Sharp. Tada.

[C]

Of Josh Sharp. Tada. That you went to go see his show.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Josh Sharp was very gooped that you went to his show.

[A]

Is he here? Does he want.

[B]

We saw him last night. We went to the Sabrina Carpenter concert altogether.

[A]

Oh, my God, that. That's so cool.

[C]

And he said you were being very charming in the theater and that, like, he.

[A]

Well, I hope I was just watching him and I wasn't trying to, like, wave him.

[C]

Well, no, he did say that, like, you. This is not through any fault of you. No, no, no. It just caused a big stir when you got up to go to the bar and everyone was like, oh, my God, Jennifer Lawrence is here. That's all. And then that was the only moment that, you know, he was, like, very good to me.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I probably went to the bathroom. I don't think I got up and went to the bar.

[B]

Let's clear that up. She's probably going to the bar. Yeah.

[A]

Like, I don't remember there being a.

[B]

Bar in the middle of the show. Like, I eat a in the middle of the show because the bar line.

[A]

Is like an off Broadway. There's just, like, warm Miller lights. Like, excuse me.

[B]

Like a fucking hot high life. Now, your favorite. In the middle of the comedy show, the one man, he says hello and embraces you.

[A]

Okay. Oh, my God, I love him. It was so smart. It was so cool. And I recognized his show. In the middle of it, I was like, oh, he was on Lost Cult. I've heard this story of the Memer. Mer's cat.

[B]

Yes, yes. Of the what cat?

[A]

The Meminger's cat.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Why is this not ringing a bell?

[A]

Meringer's cat. It's a philosopher.

[B]

Schrodinger's cat. Schrodinger's cat. Meminger. The meeminger cat. The meeminger cat.

[A]

Don't act like I'm crazy.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

I don't know. Me manger. It should be Memeinger.

[B]

It is.

[A]

It is where I come from also.

[B]

Wait, we were texting about it, and then I'm realizing you were. Please ask the question. And here we are, like, almost forgetting to ask the question. We have to ask you the question while you're here on Lost Coast.

[A]

I don't know what question.

[B]

What was the culture that made you say culture was for you?

[A]

Oh, my God. I forgot that I had to work on this. But you had an answer. No, I do have an answer, but I really. I still haven't made the connection yet. You guys are going to have to help me.

[B]

Take your time.

[A]

So the original doctor lawyer is the Boleyn sisters.

[B]

Oh, yeah. And Boleyn.

[A]

Anne Boleyn. Well, and Mary Boleyn. Because Mary Boleyn slept with him first, and then he slept with Anne, married her, and Mary gave him a son.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Anne only gave him useless Elizabeth. The first. So that was the first time that I kind of was like, wow, sister culture. Like tea. Like, I have brothers. And that was the first time I saw sisters as, like, exotic in their culture. And then around the same time that I read the other Boleyn girl was when newlyweds came out, followed shortly by the Ashley Simpson child.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

The Boleyn sisters of our time are the Simpsons sisters.

[A]

There's your connection, and I can't connect them for you. That is your own journey.

[B]

I think you were enamored with the idea of sisterhood because it eluded you.

[A]

It did.

[B]

And then the most mainstream depiction, despite them being separate in two different shows, were the Simpson sisters. Now they were on HR shows.

[C]

They were on.

[A]

And I knew that they were sisters. And I was a huge Jessica Simpson fan because I was a Christian and she was a Christian. And so when you're Christian, you can kind of only follow other, like, Christian people.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And so I was. I remember, like, she was going to be coming to Kentucky, and I. I don't even want to continue. I was just like, you were So I want to collect her spit.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And so when the show came out and then the fact that she had a sister and then I could watch the sister show. That was like. That was a culture. Like, I can't believe I'm still here.

[B]

They're in a talking case study in envy, too, because Jessica was the blonde like pop star prototype, you know, married to the boy band prototype, et cetera. And then Ashley, being the younger sister in her shadow, literally the song living in the shadow, she literally physicalized what it would mean to be the exact opposite. And we were just kind of watching it play out. And then there was that, like, couple year period where Ashley was way more popular.

[A]

Usurped her. Exactly.

[B]

It was a usurping.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I saw her twice in concert.

[C]

Her.

[A]

Her album went platinum, maybe even double platinum. And I remember, like, when she was doing the interview thing, and she was like, that's like four times what my sister's was. Oh, yeah.

[B]

She just, like, her record sales would.

[A]

Like, named it right up.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, was this. You're one of the first portholes into reality as a television.

[A]

Reality tv. Yeah, for sure. That. Yeah, that was my first reality tv.

[C]

This is very informative.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I have a picture of me and Joe Simpson from when I liked taking that. But, like, it was me, I think, my friend Sam and Joe Simpson, and he was just like, yeah, I'll take a picture. And you know what I mean? It was like.

[A]

So I read the Other Boleyn Girl.

[C]

Oh, I was talking about Jessica Simpson's book.

[A]

Oh. And I read Jessica Simpson's book while also, by the way, living in her house. Ooh.

[B]

Oh, right. Wait, that's a full story.

[A]

I did by. Oh, my God, I'm so happy I can address this. Don't cut this out. Leave this in. So I've lived there for, like, 10 years or something. The pictures that they're using online.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

I don't know if it's, like, stage furniture or whatever it's called or if it was Jessica Simpson's furniture, but I just. The fact that everybody in the world, or not in the world, but online, that clicked on that, thinks that that's my furniture. I really have to set the record straight. That is not my furniture.

[B]

What was so bad about the furniture?

[A]

That was shabby chic. It was all shabby chic.

[C]

Not 2020. And that's not your thing.

[A]

I'm not shabby chic. I mean, I'll. With, like, a wicker.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like every. You know. Well, I'll sparingly.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, it was, like, shabby chic beyond.

[B]

What's your aesthetic in the home?

[A]

God, I don't know. I live with somebody who does contemporary art, so I have to, like, really squeeze in color when I can't where I can.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, when I get a room, I'm just Like, you know. Yeah, I kind of do a pop, you know, And I'm really loving, like a. Like a kind of robin's egg blue with a pop of coral right now, you know?

[B]

What do you think of this new trend? I want to know. I want to ask everyone. Light blue and brown. I'm obsessed.

[A]

Yeah, I like that.

[B]

Is that a new trend or am I making that up?

[C]

That sounds new to me.

[A]

It feels like.

[B]

It feels like all of a sudden everyone's doing brown and blue in a way that I'm really liking.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, okay. Yeah, you're kind of.

[C]

This is like. This is like a bae. No, no.

[B]

It's my way of being like. So what do you guys think of my outfit?

[C]

What do you guys think?

[A]

You guys are so funny. Oh, my God. I miss my girls.

[B]

I miss my girls. Wait, why did our group chat die?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

I mean, I'm the least engaged in it. I think I'm part of the problem.

[A]

Oh, my God, I'm so busy. But you really are. I know. Really, really busy.

[C]

I don't check the phone.

[A]

Yeah, no, I'm not active. On one of my most active group chats, and whenever I respond, everybody's like, everyone freeze. And, like, it just becomes such a big thing that it makes me not respond even more.

[B]

I mean, that's the thing is, it's just like, if you start calling it.

[A]

Out, I think, why don't we reactivate it? And there was absolutely no, like, pressure to respond.

[B]

Where's Cassie? She couldn't come today.

[A]

I asked her to come and she told me that she was afraid that she would, like, affect my energy.

[C]

She's energy person.

[A]

No, I don't think so. I think she just thought that I would make eye contact with her and be like. Which I probably would. But I did send her the video of you guys going ding dong. So Cassie, for the Katies out there. Cassie is my best friend and we listened to the show together. I think she probably introduced me or vice versa. I don't remember the order, but after I met them, I called her, but we're both moms. So when I cold called her and she answered the phone, I had to start with, everybody's alive. And so she was like, what? And I was like, everybody's alive. I just met Matt and Bowen. And then she just screamed. And then I heard her say to her husband, everyone's alive. She was screaming.

[C]

That's what being a mom is.

[A]

Yeah, it's just like, it's constantly thinking about death. All day, every day.

[C]

That's why now I understand the older I get. There was a reason why the trope of our moms now at their age are constantly are crazy. Well no.

[A]

Yes, that you go crazy.

[C]

You go crazy. And they tell you, die my love. Die my love.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Woman under the influence. This is moms tell you about. Oh, this person. Remember that person?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

She died. Like you're like, holy shit.

[A]

Oh, they love it. They love it.

[C]

They love it.

[B]

On ebay, every find has a story.

[C]

Like if you're looking for a vintage band tee.

[B]

Not just a tee, the band tee from the last show your favorite band ever played.

[C]

You wore it everywhere. Then your boyfriend started wearing it, which.

[B]

Was cute until he dumped you and.

[C]

Took it with him, which was not so cute.

[B]

But he was. I miss him. Anyway, now you're on ebay.

[C]

And there it is. Same tea from the same tour. Still living in your memory rent free forever.

[B]

Yeah, screw you, Dave.

[C]

The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you.

[B]

Except Dave.

[C]

But ebay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex XBFF stole back.

[B]

We miss you. It's also for that rare championship foul ball that you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. You're welcome. Scoot.

[C]

And where else are you gonna find your first car? A RAV4 from 2003.

[B]

The one you wish you never sold, but now finally got the chance to take back home.

[C]

I'm buying a car on ebay. For good this time.

[B]

Shop ebay for millions of fines, each with a story. EBay, things people love.

[C]

That's like a tagline.

[B]

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[C]

You know, Matt and I weren't super familiar with the off roading game until this summer when we took a Dunes tour and went off road. And now I totally get it. And I envy the adventure the people off take when they go down the Transamerica Trail.

[B]

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[C]

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[B]

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[C]

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[B]

You ever just stop in the middle of a crazy day and realize, wow, I needed a break.

[C]

It literally happened to me yesterday. I cracked open a Diet Coke, sat back for five minutes. Total reset, right?

[B]

There's something about the crispy, refreshing taste of an ice cold Diet Coke. It just hits.

[C]

It's my little me moment. Like, make time for a Diet Coke break, you know?

[B]

Exactly. Diet Coke is the perfect companion for all break moments. Diet Coke, this is my taste.

[C]

Six friends, one dinner. And then the bill.

[B]

Suddenly it's giving SAT math section.

[C]

Someone forgot they ordered oysters for the table.

[B]

Someone else swears their cocktail was just sparkling water with vibes.

[C]

Now the check looks like rent in Manhattan.

[B]

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[C]

You pull out the Klarna card.

[B]

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[C]

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[B]

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[C]

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[B]

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[C]

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[B]

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[C]

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[B]

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[C]

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[A]

Whenever we travel, I always remind him of climate change. Like whenever we're at the ocean, I'm like, oh my God, imagine how beautiful all of this coral would have been before it died. And like, this used to be blue. Yeah. Like, wow, our kids are never gonna see like bright coral. Or like when the airplane jumps and I'm like, wow, the turbulence is getting worse because of climate change.

[B]

That's one people don't think about.

[C]

I didn't think about that until true.

[A]

Like something about the air thinning out. I don't know. I'm gonna have to get my facts straight before we're alone again.

[B]

That's the thing is it's like, that's. That's one. Someone said to me the other day, they were like, you know, soon they're just gonna start falling out of the sky. And I was like, who?

[A]

Birds. Oh, airplanes.

[B]

Airplanes.

[A]

Oh, my God. Now, why would.

[C]

Why would they do that?

[B]

I'm sure birds, too.

[A]

Oh, my God. I try not to. I've been really good with flying lately.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I recently. I don't want to, like, say, oh, yeah.

[B]

Weren't you afraid of flying? Yeah. In the very beginning?

[A]

Well, I had double engine failure, which is my favorite thing to say when somebody's like, oh, no, you're in Phantom Thing.

[B]

When?

[A]

Like, in 2016, I think.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

And, yeah, I mean, it was one engine went out, and then we were making an emergency landing because we only had one engine. And then I was flying with a family friend, and he was being really strong, like, he was my guy. And then he was, like, trying to make me laugh and was like, you know that everything's okay because you can still hear the other engine. Like, we're fucked if you don't hear. Like, if the plane goes silent, we're fucked. And as soon as he said that, I knew it would happen. And then it went silent. And then I was like, the other engine went out, Robbie. The other engine went out. And then he, like, just slowly turned away from me and was like, I know it did. And, like, looked out the window, and then I was, like, on my own. And it was.

[C]

So what happened when he told you that you can hear the other.

[A]

He knew that we were gonna die. I mean, the pilots knew we were gonna die. Like, the whole cockpit was lit up. Lights, sirens. Like, the pilots were crying. Like, we were just. We were going to die. And I had my little dog Pippi on my lap, and I just felt so bad for her because, like, she didn't agree to this. And. And then we were getting closer and closer, and I was kind of trying to leave voice messages for my friends and family. I had such a nice life. Don't worry about it. But don't mention this, this, and this in your speech. And then as we start getting closer, I see a Runway, and I'm like, wow, maybe we'll. And then I see fire trucks and stuff, and I'm like, maybe we'll crash. And then flew back up in the air and kind of caught wind for a second and then bound again and just kind of went like that. And then the fireman broke open the door, and then all of us just started hugging and sobbing.

[B]

The plane hit the ground and bounced.

[A]

Yeah, well, there was nothing wrong with the wheels. And then again and again until we.

[B]

So was it falling out of the sky?

[A]

This is, by the way, I just want to stop this for any women that are listening. This is so such the female existence right now. I feel like I'm lying. And I lived every second of this and everything I'm saying is I get it. And I feel like I'm telling a lie.

[C]

Being a woman is telling two men anything, and them being.

[A]

And then being like, they don't believe me.

[B]

Can I just address. I fully believe that. I know. I believe you. I was putting myself in the woman's shoes.

[A]

It's not you. I'm sorry, that's actually poorly timed. I didn't mean for you guys to like, hijack that and make it about yourself. No, when I was in labor, I kept getting like, confused and I kept thinking I was faking it. And so my friends would be like, how far apart are they? And I'm like, I don't know. Cause I can't tell what's real and what I'm faking. It's like. But you're not faking it. You're actually in labor. It's so weird.

[B]

That is crazy.

[A]

I know. I guess just like generations of being burned at the stake, you're just kind of like, how could you trust yourself?

[B]

Those women just were like, we're good. We're fine.

[A]

Sorry.

[C]

The veil is thin.

[A]

Are you mad at me?

[C]

Oh my.

[B]

It feels like you guys are mad.

[C]

I cannot believe this plane story. I can't. I'm. I'm. I literally believe.

[A]

That does remind me of Anne Boleyn. She thought. Well, she thought that it was all gonna be a ruse because no queen had ever been beheaded before and she had made sure that he was the head of the church. So like, the head of the church can't murder his wife. So she like takes her necklace and like her thing off, thinking that it's all gonna be like a mosque. And then it happened.

[B]

Chop, chop, little chop. You know, the craziest chop of all time. Mary Queen of Scots. Did you know about her chop? They went to chop her.

[C]

Uh huh. And yeah, I know that.

[A]

No, you're thinking of.

[B]

She didn't go through.

[A]

You're thinking of Parr. Parr. Catherine Parr is the one that ran away.

[B]

So she ran away. So Mary Queen of Scots, they put her. She said like her prayer or whatever. They put it down. And the guy, I guess, was like an amateur beheader.

[C]

So he didn't get it all the way through.

[B]

Didn't go all the way through. And so he had to keep. Keep, like, hacking away.

[A]

Oh, my God. And, you know her little dogs were under her skirt.

[B]

Yes. And they ran out.

[A]

They ran out.

[C]

What?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Played by Saoirse.

[C]

I know, but yeah. Were the dogs in the movie?

[B]

They don't show it in the movie.

[A]

Shooting with dogs is hell.

[C]

How is this dog?

[A]

Awful.

[C]

But it was. It was meant to be awful.

[A]

It was meant to be awful on screen, off screen. It was, you know.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Totally transcendent.

[B]

I just have to say, this is not a spoiler. I get, I got it.

[C]

I get. I, I. I'm with you.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

I get it. I did want to ask, though, like, how. When you get the script for this, like, I almost feel like I'm like. I'm like, how do. How can you read it and be like, okay, I know. How can you see it? You know what I mean? It's like, it's a hard one. I feel like sometimes when you're reading.

[A]

Well, I didn't. I mean, by the time I had read the script, we had been. I'm sorry, this is gonna sound like I'm, like, correcting you, but I'm not meaning to, but I had read the book and knew that we were gonna make the book into a movie, and then was like, how do you make this into a movie? It from her point of view, and it's all inside of her mind. And then I was like, oh, it's poetry. Okay. So Lynne Ramsey is the only poet that I know. Like, a director is just. And so Lynn had been working on it for a while, and we had been talking about it, so I think I kind of, like, knew a little bit what to expect when I read it. But every time before a movie, I think, I can't do it. I always, at this point is probably a part of my process is calling and acting teacher.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Making an appointment and then canceling and not going. Like, if I don't do that now, it's like, yeah, yeah. So I don't. I didn't think that I could do it. And then when you get there and you start talking about stuff, I think costume helps a lot, too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, kind of getting in the, like, skin a little bit or whatever.

[B]

I was watching it and being like, I can't wait to watch you do theater. Oh, no, you don't ever want to.

[A]

I don't think I would be good at it.

[B]

I think you'd be so good.

[A]

No, I don't think I would be because it's all like. Like, your body.

[B]

I'm sure they've asked.

[A]

And, like, your voice. Well, the only time I wanted to do theater was when I wanted to. I wanted to do Omari.

[B]

You did.

[C]

We heard about this.

[A]

Yeah, I wanted to do Omari. It just didn't work out, the schedule.

[B]

Just.

[A]

What if they were like, okay, well, it's eight shows a week and, like, six weeks of rehearsal. And I was like. I was like, okay, do you guys have daycare there, or. It just, like, wouldn't have. It just wouldn't have worked.

[C]

What about Omari Made you. Made me that.

[A]

The exception, maybe. Because, like, the whole thing is a joke that she's, like, in on.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And so I felt like I could be, like, big and in on the joke. Yeah, you would.

[B]

You would have been so good. Maybe. Maybe it can still happen. Maybe because they extended it to, what, the summer? Right. At least.

[A]

I mean, it's going to be around forever, I think so.

[B]

It's one of the rare things that's, like, making money consistently and, like.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, keep going. And I think I've seen it with all of them.

[A]

I don't know if I can announce this, but I'm just gonna. Emma Stone and I are producing a Miss Piggy movie, and Cole is writing.

[B]

It, so I'm speechless.

[C]

I don't know what to say.

[B]

Should we get the exclusive?

[A]

I think so.

[B]

Watch. When they're gonna be like, well, you can't. You have to cut it, please. No, don't cut it.

[A]

I don't think we. Fuck it.

[C]

You can't if you want. It's all too much.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

You and Emma are gonna be in it, too.

[A]

I think so.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You guys haven't done a movie together, and that's robbery to us.

[A]

It's up. It's like, really?

[B]

What about those rumors that you guys were doing Death Becomes Her? Was there anything to that? Was that just, like, fan.

[A]

No, that was, like, fan casting.

[B]

Because it would be great.

[A]

I would love to. I mean, I would be there.

[C]

One of the great two hairs.

[A]

No, but I would really love to. To work like that and like comedy. Like, I love no hard feelings. And I think no hard feelings is so funny. Like, Gene is so funny.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I don't think that I was very good in it. You were.

[B]

So.

[C]

We know you're not fishing, but.

[B]

This isn't even like that.

[A]

Like, when I did snl, like, I'm not Good at it. You know why? Because. No, it wasn't. But you know why I'm not good is because, like, the greats aren't. They're not being funny. They're like. They're like, Alec Baldwin, he's so serious. He's serious as a heart attack. And, like, the, like, he's really, you know that performing it. I don't. I can't get out of.

[B]

There was not a second where you were pushing in that movie at all. No, it was. You were very.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Whatever groundedness that you brought to it, you don't. We're watching for that all the time. For example, like, looking back, like, probably one of the most iconic performances of the past couple decades is, like, Rachel. Was you in. Was like, Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls? I think, totally. Maybe a movie like that performance like, that stands a shot. Because I think we're talking more about, like, horror for the Oscars. We're talking, and they used to.

[A]

But like, oh, my God, did you guys see what.

[B]

Yeah, you know, I can't. You know.

[A]

I know you can't, honey, but I.

[C]

Think he should just. Just use performance.

[A]

He wouldn't be able to do the post hot dog face.

[C]

I know. I, I, I gotta say, I covered my eyes for that. You can do the same. And then the rest of the movie, you're having a blast.

[B]

What's the last, like, scary movie?

[A]

Like, really funny.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Hereditary is by far my favorite, and I just saw a clip of it this morning. The one where, like, the apparition of her mother is kind of like, like, there, like, the translucent ghosts. Because you can't shoot it. Because they're clear.

[B]

Because they're clear.

[A]

And that's just so. That's so much scarier than somebody breaking in your house with a gun. It just is.

[B]

Yeah, I know. I don't physically enjoy them, but now that I'm on my propranolol, maybe I'll like it better.

[C]

I think, with.

[A]

Are you taking it every day?

[B]

I take it multiple times a day every day. I have, like, an anxiety thing, and I don't think I realize.

[A]

Are you not just on an ssri?

[B]

So I didn't enjoy the experience of being on ssri because.

[A]

Did you give it more than the two weeks? Cause the two weeks you feel like.

[C]

Okay, motherfucker, you're about to die. I was on it for the SSRIs. Like, I was. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh. Oh, okay. Well, I had a hard time with mine without. With Luxapro.

[B]

No, I Was on it for about seven months, eight months. And I was just like, I don't like that. I can't feel my dick, to be quite honest. She thought you were saying that to her.

[A]

Experienced. I thought that Matt, like, would get so mad at me about asking about this. So you were saying, motherfucker, you're about to die.

[B]

Because he knew I was motherfucking abuse. You weren't gonna let go.

[C]

You're crying at me, threatening you.

[B]

Wow. It really got me, like.

[A]

I was like, oh, my God. I didn't realize I was pushing a button.

[B]

No, no, I'm him. On my behalf. Motherfucking, you're about to die.

[A]

What did it mean? What does that meant?

[C]

I meant that when I was on my two weeks on getting on Lexapro, I felt like I was gonna die.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And I think I said, if we roll the tape back, I said. Said you feel like you're gonna die, but you had. You're about to die because you had dared ask my sister about.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[C]

Glad we cleared that up. I'm so sorry. No, no, no.

[A]

I really liked the version.

[B]

You're about to die. He's about to get you for that question.

[A]

Pop your ass like a gator.

[B]

You should not have asked him about his mental health. Having a handle on the physical aspect of it has been.

[A]

Yeah, totally. Just bringing your, like, adrenals down. Yeah.

[B]

It's not Xanax either, because I'm the kind of person who would get, like, addicted to it, to be quite honest.

[C]

Yeah, you'd be out. You would need that to sleep, like, all the time.

[B]

Yeah. And that's. And that's another thing is, like, sleep is.

[A]

I just cannot figure it out.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Because I've been trying to get off melatonin gummies in unisom.

[C]

I'm on my unisom gish now, and it's tough, and I'm like, is this a crutch now? Sorry I cut you off.

[A]

No, that was the end of my sentence. I'm just giving you sympathetic eyes. Like, I get it. A unisom addiction is really hard.

[C]

Was that like. Like, how. Like, when did you say, okay, I got to get off the unisom?

[A]

I don't know, a few weeks ago. But then it was also before I went on an international press tour where, like, you need to take melatonin when you're traveling because you need to tell your brain, like, now it's bedtime. So I'm back on it. I don't know.

[B]

Do you do marijuana et Cetera, Marijuana.

[A]

I mean, of course.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But I don't. It does not help me with sleep because it actually makes me. It makes me anxious. But I just deal with that part. I, like, take a hit, and then I'm like, everything's a little scary.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And that's fine.

[B]

Was it a lot of noise that I said? You know, it's bad every time, but.

[A]

I still love it every time. It's scary, but I'm. But it's not like I'm gonna stop.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, never.

[A]

Yeah. The Kendall really changed my sleep. Like, being able to have two phases of sleep. Like, one, watching tv and then TV goes off, and then I'm like, in another world for a little bit before I close my eyes.

[B]

He's Kindle culture.

[C]

Kindle king. Oh, yeah. I love it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I'm sort of like, marijuana and food. This is our Amazing Race binary.

[A]

Yeah, that sounds so fun. I mean, just do that. You guys aren't, like, dads yet. Like, one day, you're not gonna have a choice. You're just gonna, like, have to go to bed early and, like, hydrated and, like, Saturdays and Sundays are meaningless. Your alarm is still going off at 6, so just. Did you always get in?

[B]

Because this is my thing is, it's like, with. When it comes to kids, it's like, I don't ever think about it, but then I think there are people that I know that are like, I never thought about it. And then one day, I was like, no, I want to have one. Like, were you always wanting to have.

[A]

Yeah, I always thought about it and always wanted it, which is really helpful on the days when it's really hard. I'm like, yeah, like, you always wanted them. Right, right, right.

[C]

I feel like. Is this. Is this movie rounding out? Well. Oh, well. Gia was pointing this out in her profile that dropped today in the New Yorker, and I'm excited to finish it. But, like, your first time.

[A]

Your first Photoshopped a little bit, you know, just didn't need to see melasma, but, you know, whatever.

[B]

I didn't clock. It didn't clock.

[C]

Unclockable.

[A]

It's the only thing I just saw my melasma, of course.

[C]

And that's.

[B]

And that's. That's.

[C]

That's.

[B]

You only ever see your own.

[A]

It's my. You only ever see. That's culture number 40.

[B]

You only ever see your own. I'm so happy that you did one. Thank you for doing that, because I think that that is how a guest truly gets solidified. In the hall of Fame, which we have an announcement.

[A]

No.

[B]

Jennifer Lawrence, you're in the Last coast hall of Fame. No. What do you mean? We just decided it.

[C]

Decided it?

[B]

Just decided it.

[A]

Just now.

[B]

It didn't exist before this.

[C]

You're the inaugural member.

[B]

There's been. Of course, you're on the iconic 400.

[C]

But also you're the first station, but you're busy. You're always welcome to come to the culture rewards.

[A]

Okay, thank you. When are they?

[B]

Well, stay tuned on that one.

[C]

Oh, stay tuned on that one also.

[B]

Do you watch Blood?

[A]

I do. I love Fraser. He's my favorite character. You love Fraser because he's a pro and he knows what he's doing. Yeah. I also think he looks, like, hot.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Hall of Famer Jen Lawrence. Pretty cool.

[A]

Oh, my God. I just can't believe it.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Why did it take us? You know, I was like, when Cate.

[A]

Blanchett did it, I was just.

[B]

Did Lost coach.

[A]

Now I have beef with Cate Blanchett.

[B]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

I was like, those are my sisters. I started this.

[C]

You did.

[A]

I started this. You did.

[B]

You were the first, like, person, I think. Well, is that true? I think when we found out that you listened that we were like, that really shocked us, because in a real way, we are such gigantic, huge fans of yours. And I remember one of our good friends in college was Jack Quaid, and he went and did the Hunger Games.

[A]

He did the Hunger Games.

[B]

Yes. And he came back and he was like. I was like, what's Jennifer like? And he was like, she's so great. She's got a great sense of humor. We had a lot of fun. Like, it felt like a little bit of, like, more of.

[A]

It was so sweet. I really love that movie that he did. Plus one.

[B]

He's really talented.

[A]

I loved it.

[C]

Yes, yes, yes.

[B]

He's always been very talented.

[A]

We were, like, doing that thing where, like, we were searching, searching, searching, and, like, you're spending, like, an hour, like, you can't decide. And then we found plus one. Put it on. And I ended up just, like, absolutely loving it. And so every day for, like, every night for a year, whenever we would look for something, I'd be like, I don't want to watch that. I want to watch something new, like, plus one. I want to watch something like plus one.

[C]

Myerskin.

[B]

Yeah, that was great.

[A]

His foreskin.

[B]

His foreskin was in the movie.

[A]

My Mirskin. My melasma was in it.

[B]

My melasma. My mirskin. Him.

[C]

My myrminger.

[B]

Mer's Cat.

[A]

Mermander's cat.

[C]

The minister's cat.

[B]

I love Merminger's cat.

[C]

Love that guy.

[B]

What if we called the episode Merminger's cat and everyone has to look up? People are going to be like, what is that? And they're only going to find out later.

[A]

Even Chad would be confused. He'd be like, what? I think you mean, I think.

[C]

Who's Chad?

[A]

Chat.

[C]

GPT.

[A]

Chat.

[C]

GPT.

[A]

He's a gay man.

[C]

You can make him gay, right? You can like, you can like.

[A]

He is gay.

[B]

Talk to me.

[A]

He gives me relationship advice. He's gay.

[C]

Anyone or anything that ever says you're so right that many times that validates you that much is a gay man.

[A]

Well, that's like a toxic friend.

[C]

Totally.

[A]

You're so right. I also want to, like, get some of those. Like somebody that was like. Yeah, just somebody that was like, oh my God, you're so right. And not like. Well, not to be devil's advocate. I'm so tired of hearing devil's advocate, Cassie.

[C]

It's.

[A]

It's.

[B]

You're advocating for the devil. Yeah, he's not good at all.

[A]

Yeah, he's attorney for the devil.

[B]

Yeah, he didn't need representation.

[A]

Get out of here.

[B]

I think he's doing just fine. As I look around the world, I think the devil is doing great.

[A]

He's thriving.

[B]

Hey, Jesus, if you're going to come.

[A]

Back, it's your turn. Now's the time. Yeah, well, he wouldn't be able to make it through immigration.

[B]

No, probably not. Got him.

[C]

Got him.

[B]

You got him on ebay? Every find has a story.

[C]

Like if you're looking for a vintage band tea.

[B]

Not just a T. The band tea from the last show your favorite band ever played.

[C]

He wore it everywhere. Then your boyfriend started wearing it, which.

[B]

Was cute, until he dumped you and.

[C]

Took it with him, which was not so cute.

[B]

But he was. I miss him. Anyway, now you're on ebay.

[C]

And there it is. Same tea from the same tour still living in your memory. Rent free forever.

[B]

Yeah, screw you, Dave.

[C]

The things you love have a way of finding their way back to you.

[B]

Except Dave.

[C]

But ebay isn't just forgetting whatever your ex/xbff stole back.

[B]

We miss you. It's also for that rare championship foul ball that you caught, then heroically gave to the kid next to you. You're welcome. Scoot.

[C]

And where else are you gonna find your first car? A RAV4 from 2003.

[B]

The one you wish you never sold, but now finally got the chance Take back home.

[C]

I'm buying a car on ebay for good this time.

[B]

Shop ebay for millions of finds, each with a story. EBay, things people love.

[C]

That's like a tagline.

[B]

Ever heard of the Transamerica Trail? It's America's longest off road Trail. A 5,900 plus mile coast to coast monster. And now for the first time, Ford and Google Maps are bringing the full Transamerica Trail to street view. It's one of America's most epic off road adventures. And now every adventurer can plan, preview and explore it themselves. How did they do it? By equipping the 2025 for Bronco Badlands with Google's new street view camera. While the Expedition Tremor and Ranger Lariat carried the team and tools that made it all possible.

[C]

You know, Matt and I weren't super familiar with the off roading game until this summer when we took a Dunes tour and went off road. And now I totally get it. And I envy the adventure that people off road take when they go down the Transamerica Trail.

[B]

I may never drive on a road again. So whether you're planning to trek across the country or head out on a weekend adventure, scout out the trail on.

[C]

Street view, explore, challenge yourself and let your Ford handle the rest.

[B]

The trail's waiting. You win.

[C]

Find the Transamerica Trail on Google Maps and hit the off road. Ready, set, forward.

[B]

You ever just stop in the middle of a crazy day and realize, wow, I needed a break.

[C]

It literally happened to me yesterday. I cracked open a Diet Coke, sat back for five minutes.

[B]

Minutes.

[C]

Total reset, right?

[B]

There's something about the crispy, refreshing taste of an ice cold Diet Coke. It just hits.

[C]

It's my little me moment. Like make time for a Diet Coke break, you know?

[B]

Exactly. Diet Coke is the perfect companion for all break moments. Diet Coke, this is my taste.

[C]

Six friends, one dinner. And then the bill.

[B]

Suddenly it's giving SAT math section.

[C]

Someone forgot they ordered oysters for the table.

[B]

Someone else swears their cocktail was cheap. Just sparkling water with vibes.

[C]

Now the check looks like rent in Manhattan.

[B]

But this is when you step into your hero arc.

[C]

You pull out the Klarna card.

[B]

One swipe and the chaos disappears. No panic, no awkward payment request to friends.

[C]

Just you, completely in control.

[B]

Because the Clara card isn't just another card.

[C]

It's the ultimate power move.

[B]

Sushi with friends pay. Now that outfit that makes you feel.

[C]

Like a superstar, Pay over time. Last minute flight Klarna card says yes, absolutely.

[B]

So when the bill hits, you don't Need a calculator? You need the Klarna card.

[C]

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[B]

All right, should we do. I don't think so, honey. I feel like it's probably time.

[C]

I think so.

[B]

All right, well, this is. I don't think so, honey. It's our 60 second segment that we do every single episode without fail.

[C]

Without fail.

[B]

And we take an opportunity to rant rail and rage against Coach. And I have something in my head that I'm going to do. Yes, yes, yes.

[C]

This is Matt Rogers. I don't think so. Many times starts now.

[B]

I don't think so, honey. Kylie Kelsey is his wife. I thought she was their sister.

[C]

That's on you.

[B]

I thought Kylie Kelce was Travis and Jason. And here's what happened. So I was leaving a hotel and I walk past this girl and I'm like, oh, my God, that's Kylie kelce. She's about 5, 6. And I say to Melissa, I'm like, I think that was Kylie Kelce. She goes, no, no, no, she's tall. And I go, right. Cause that family is tall. And I go about my life thinking that that's their sister who has a podcast. She's tall. 30 seconds. I even googled and she is 5, 10. Then I find out that's his wife. Yeah, that's Jason Kelsey's wife.

[C]

That's on you.

[B]

I don't think so, honey. That I went this I need that's the so disrespectful towards another podcaster.

[C]

That's okay.

[A]

You also googled it and somehow avoided it.

[B]

I don't know why I thought that was their sister. I don't think so, honey. Me, I need to know this. Like, pop culture is supposed to be something I know about and something I should know about. Other podcasts just. Kylie, I'm sorry, I disrespected. Please come on the pod.

[C]

That's one message. It sometimes women be siblings, but this is their wife.

[B]

His wife.

[C]

I just did it.

[B]

This is what I'm saying. It's like Kylie Kelce. I thought, oh, that's gotta be the Kelsey brothers sister.

[A]

Now I see where you're coming from. I never thought that, but I get it. But she is very tall. I Can see why you're feeling very thrown by that.

[B]

It threw me.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And by the way, wasn't her. Was just. Wasn't her. That was.

[A]

It was just a person.

[B]

I thought because it was the Bowery Hotel. I'm like, this is. No, I do that she would stay. I mean, she's the, the sister of the Kelsey's. She's got a huge podcast now I'm.

[C]

Now I'm forever. I'm sorry. I think you, you, you've kind of ruined it for me forever because I will always think of her as like the sister. You know, it's. It's like, it's like when you. When the mix up is permanent.

[B]

I just thought, oh, wow, they're a family of natural podcasters and natural stars. And then I find out that's his wife.

[C]

Right?

[A]

And I was like, okay, what's yours gonna be?

[C]

It's. It's. It's interesting.

[B]

Okay, well, I guess we'll be the judge of that.

[A]

Yeah, we'll tell you.

[B]

You can't say your own thing is interesting.

[C]

No, no, no. I just mean I don't know if this will actually resonate or if it's just a thing that is specific to me.

[B]

This is Bonyang's. I don't think so, honey. As time starts now.

[C]

I don't think so, honey. Any board game where I have to watch YouTube videos to learn how to play them and see it. There's. I was in charge of the games on this bachelor trip. I had been recommended Blood on the Clock Tower, a traitor's esque game. Mama Kelsey. And I thought, well, I'll learn, I was told, but you have to watch YouTube videos. I watched this YouTube video and I'm like, this is too involved. I'm not. Unless it's Dungeons E. Dragons, I'm not gonna learn how to emcee Dungeon Master this whole situation. And I'm just gonna say games have become their own little culture where, where it starts to alienate people who are not within that system. And I feel like we gotta build the bridge to board games where it's 18.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Unless you're into like no death after 12 or something. It's getting more and more grand. It's getting more and more. I don't know, I don't think it's great about the landscape of game culture. And I think, let's just all open up jockbox and call it a day then.

[B]

And that's one minute. We'll always open up Jackbox.

[C]

We'll always open up Jkbox I don't.

[B]

Even know how to play Monopoly. Monopoly?

[C]

That is probably not true.

[A]

I don't want to.

[B]

Right. I don't want to deal with money. All this.

[A]

I mean. Oh, God.

[B]

Real estate. You think I would. You think that?

[A]

Like the real world.

[B]

Yeah. Hello. It's like. It's not fun at all. Give me Candyland or else.

[C]

Favorite board game?

[A]

I don't know if I have a favorite board game.

[B]

Don't Wake Daddy.

[A]

I don't like board games. Really?

[B]

Yeah, right. You like Don't Wake Daddy or you haven't played in a while?

[A]

I haven't played Don't Wake Daddy. Have you guys played bowls where there's like the first. Where you write down.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

The pieces of paper.

[C]

We did this, but we did a fourth round.

[B]

Okay, so.

[C]

So your. Your version.

[A]

What was the fourth round?

[C]

Fourth round is. You have to. So the third round is charades, right?

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Fourth round charades. With a sheet.

[B]

With a sheet over you like a ghost.

[A]

Oh, that's so funny.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's also dangerous. You had to make sure you have a 10 foot radius all around you.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

Clearance.

[A]

For my birthday, they did a me themed one and it was one of the funniest and also meanest.

[B]

I was gonna say.

[A]

No. It was like. Yeah, it was like X's and so funny.

[C]

Perfect.

[A]

It was really funny. Okay, I have my. I don't think so, honey. I also have backups in case it doesn't last that long. I think that I have, like three. I don't think that they're that interesting. Yeah, I think the first one, like, is relatable.

[B]

Do you want to run them by us?

[A]

No, I'm just.

[C]

I think you can run.

[B]

We can run the clock before you do that. Would you produce. Would Excellent Cadaver produce a Don't Wake Daddy movie with us?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Consider it dying.

[C]

It's not buying.

[A]

How much money do you want? Like hundreds of millions or just.

[B]

I'm trying to think what it might make back. Yeah, hundreds of millions of millions. I think hundreds of millions sounds great. I think us in a Don't Wake Daddy movie. That's like a little fucked up.

[A]

Who's Daddy?

[B]

Jon Hamm.

[A]

Okay. Okay. Thank you.

[B]

He doesn't know that yet.

[C]

He doesn't know that.

[B]

But he. Listen, he's also a reader.

[A]

He is.

[B]

He is. He's. He's actually kind of a Big Katie.

[A]

Big Katie. Okay. I mean, if you get Daddy, then comedy tapa.

[B]

Honestly, I think he'd be amazing in the part. He'd be so good of daddy. Okay, are you ready?

[A]

Ready.

[B]

Okay, this is. And get this. Jennifer Lawrence's I don't think so honey. Her time starts now.

[A]

I don't think so, honey. Voice notes. Because it's a one way communication where you're just like screaming at me and I have to just listen and I never listen because the person people you're like breathing in between or you're like. Well I mean that's kind of like how I. So I always read it and it is the worst, lowest possible form of communication that there is. If you don't feel like texting and you want to write, I mean and you want to talk, then use voice memo and just have it type it out. I don't think so, honey. People calling out actresses who look like they got a little bit of Botox, acting like you're not going to be the same people that are going to be in comments being like she's, she looks tired, she looks old. I don't think so, honey. The airport's not having figured out if I do have to take my liquids out, if I can keep them in. The anthem is different every single time.

[C]

Every time, every single time.

[A]

Same with computers.

[B]

Same with computers. And shoes. And shoes. Although I think that was like one pre check.

[A]

So now I can leave my shoes on all the time. Oh my God, that's on him. You gotta go.

[B]

Well I have to go all the way to the airport and do that.

[A]

You can go in the city. I think you can go to like city hall or whatever this building is over here.

[B]

I'm going to excited for that.

[C]

I agree. Can I just say thank God for Botox.

[A]

Oh my God, I can't believe I waited so long.

[C]

Not until after. No hard feelings.

[A]

Yeah, but you know what? I've stopped getting it in my forehead because I'm just gonna have to get lines with Botox. It has to be. You can get there before with sagging, but once the lines are there, you have to leave it alone.

[B]

Oh, see, I don't know all the rules. All I know is I have these.

[A]

Are made up by me.

[C]

And I'm.

[B]

Gonna for all this. All the times I just let myself bake and sound like someone truly from Long Island. Like I'm like a sun baby and I know I'm gonna pay.

[A]

I remember lady about it, I can't. I literally in summertime I look like I wear a hat with a scarf wrapped around to block my cheeks and I still get melasma. I don't know How.

[B]

What's.

[C]

What's the. What's the fix for melasma? Is it like pico. The pico wave or some shit?

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No, nothing. Because I found out after years of getting laser, that laser makes it work because it exacerbates heat. Also melasma people. Red light. Red light makes it worse. You can't do red light and you can't do saunas.

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Can't do saunas. No.

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I might as well just die. I mean, not that I like saunas, but, like, I don't want to be left out.

[B]

I don't like saunas either.

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No, I don't want to, like, be challenged. Like, if I have to challenge myself, I'll, like, go get a workout in and, like, you know, I don't want to just sit there and be uncomfortable.

[C]

You're a woman in Hollywood. You don't need to be challenged anymore than you already are.

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What is a typical workout out? What do you like to do?

[A]

I've been. I do SLT classes.

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SLT is like Pilates, right?

[A]

It's like Pilates boot camp. And I do berries.

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I may love Mubi.

[B]

Thank you, Mooby. I have to say, movie's killing it because I love the substance more than anything else.

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Loved the substance.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So good. Yeah, they have good taste.

[C]

It's the way forward. Damn. We love you so much.

[B]

Adore you.

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Thanks for coming.

[B]

You must come back.

[A]

Love you girls. I would love to. Love to. I'll be here. I'll just come next week.

[B]

All right, you sweetheart. Sweetheart. Should we sing us out? Yes. What's the song? We're going to end today.

[C]

We talk music. See, you got to do music, man.

[B]

Coming down the street.

[C]

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Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, executive produced by Anna Hosnier and produced by Deca Ramos, edited and.

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And our music is by Henry Kabirsky. Want to tackle one of America's most epic off road adventures? Well, Ford and Google Maps just trekked over 5,900 miles to put the Transamerica Trail on street view. So every adventurer can explore the trail.

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This is an iHeart podcast.