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Jinkx Monsoon
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Bowen Yang
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Matt Rogers
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Bowen Yang
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Matt Rogers
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Bowen Yang
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Matt Rogers
Wow.
Jinkx Monsoon
Is that culture, yes. Goodness, yeah.
Matt Rogers
Las Culturistas, Ding dong.
Bowen Yang
Las Culturistas calling as our guest takes a massive hit of the vape. I'm jealous, to be quite honest.
Matt Rogers
Stars are back. Star behavior is back. Hit the vape.
Bowen Yang
Expand on that.
Jinkx Monsoon
It's just weed.
Bowen Yang
No, we know it's just weed. We love it doesn't matter.
Matt Rogers
This is the thing. Back in the day, like, let's say at the Chateau, there would be signs. I'm saying in the 70s, there'd be signs at the Doors that were like, no actors.
Bowen Yang
Like, the revelry.
Matt Rogers
Like, people in showbiz were never moral paragons.
Bowen Yang
No.
Matt Rogers
And now it's like, okay, we all gotta, like, behave and like, everyone walking.
Bowen Yang
A street line and walking.
Jinkx Monsoon
That's what you say.
Bowen Yang
No smoking inside.
Matt Rogers
I'm sick of eggshells.
Bowen Yang
I'm so fucking hard. They're hard to scoop out of the egg.
Matt Rogers
When you crack the egg, give me.
Bowen Yang
The yolk straight away. And you know when I'm coming, You know. Cause I call in advance, I make a reservation.
Matt Rogers
This is my own thing. So, honey, later, it's gonna be egg forward, period.
Bowen Yang
We just high five. For those who can't watch us and are listening to this, like, it's still just a podcast.
Matt Rogers
It's tv.
Bowen Yang
It's tv.
Matt Rogers
It's a TV show. We're on the idiot Bo.
Bowen Yang
Hey, speaking of tv, the Emmys. I just want to say some shout outs. Hannah Einbinder. We're proud of you, baby. Every single bit of it.
Matt Rogers
Every moment rocks. Hannah Einbinder, we love you. Gene Smart.
Bowen Yang
Cristin Miliotti. Oh, it happens.
Matt Rogers
Aaron Doherty. Adolescence Love.
Bowen Yang
Owen Cooper. Adolescence.
Matt Rogers
Owen Cooper. Adele Tramell.
Bowen Yang
Honestly, the winners were so fantastic this year, and surprisingly. And we'll save the best for last and say Jeff Hiller. God, what I said to Beau, I was like, what did that feel like? In the room, quickly tell them.
Matt Rogers
Rapturous, Euphoric. Volcanic, I would say. I erupted from the corona of my crown chakra.
Bowen Yang
As a. I erupted from the corona of my crown chakra.
Matt Rogers
Corona, crown. I'm being redundant and repeating words, essentially, but you know what I mean? Like, I connected with.
Bowen Yang
That's like a Lord lyric. It's like a lyric by the singer Lorde.
Matt Rogers
Well, you're saying Lorde is redundant.
Bowen Yang
Erupted from the crown of my corona chakra. Anyway, loved, loved, loved. Get him next year, girl.
Matt Rogers
Girl, Never. I'm Susan Lucci until I die.
Bowen Yang
I think that's really chic for you.
Jinkx Monsoon
I love it.
Matt Rogers
Oh, nothing better. I Get to go to the little parties.
Bowen Yang
Go to these little parties.
Matt Rogers
Fun. Oh, wait, I have to shout out.
Bowen Yang
Go ahead.
Matt Rogers
Brittany Snow, Mollen Aukerman, Katie Lowes, Rebecca Cotter, all the hunting wives. Everyone involved in Hunting Wives because they were the belles of the ball. Everyone turned to gawk and say, wow, look at them. They are television peak, television multi. And I want to say someone dropped out during the broadcast from presenting. They pulled in Britney and Marin during the show because Celeste and I sat in front of them. They were like, I guess we're presenting. So chill. So matter of fact, about so professional. They were like, yeah, we don't know what the copy is yet. They did not find out the copy until 10 minutes before. And I would say one of the highlights of the night.
Bowen Yang
Sorry, it took me a long time, so I had. This is brilliant to hear. And I just want to say I had a night full of highlights the other night because I went to go for, I think, my fifth time.
Matt Rogers
Yes.
Bowen Yang
To the Broadway production. Oh, Mary.
Matt Rogers
Oh, my fifth, too. To see our guests.
Bowen Yang
Because it's kind of at the point now where it's like every time they announce even. Even I get, like, a whiff of a casting rumor, and then it comes to be. I'm like, well, I guess I'm going again. And it's never a hardship. It's always a hard. It's always a hard me. Rock hard in the seats for comedy and more.
Matt Rogers
When they post the daguerreotype of whatever actor in the curls, in the bratty curls, as Cola Scola puts it, I go, I guess I'm buying.
Bowen Yang
Can I say, this is the year where we've got Cola Scola with a Tony, Jeff Hiller with an Emmy, and.
Matt Rogers
Jamel Tillman with an Emmy, currently our.
Bowen Yang
Guest on the board and become a Broadway fixture. And so deservedly so. I can't think of anything more. Right. Also, since we've last seen our guests, she has won RuPaul's Drag Race all Winners, All Stars, which. What was the title they gave?
Matt Rogers
7 all winners, but it was called.
Bowen Yang
Like, Superstar of the Queendom or whatever. You know, they're always coming up with these long titles, honorifics, if you will. It is a true joy, as always, to sort of. And let me hit that. Am I allowed?
Jinkx Monsoon
Yeah, of course, honey.
Matt Rogers
I'm out. I trust you.
Bowen Yang
There's trust here.
Jinkx Monsoon
You're on Alda, I'm on prep.
Bowen Yang
So because our guest is on prep, we can share this.
Jinkx Monsoon
And that's a part of everything I need to Talk about today.
Matt Rogers
This or prep?
Jinkx Monsoon
Prep.
Matt Rogers
This is gonna be the most Prepped Forward episode we've ever had.
Jinkx Monsoon
Well, that's on you.
Bowen Yang
We should have been way more Prepped forward. Well, that's good. Is that medical?
Matt Rogers
Sure.
Jinkx Monsoon
I mean, I use it medicinally. I got it from a legal dispensary.
Bowen Yang
Okay.
Jinkx Monsoon
Well, yeah, I have to wait for you to finish. Welcome to yours.
Bowen Yang
Jake's Monsoon. We got a little carried away there, but we figured we give you time to make.
Jinkx Monsoon
I wanted to interject.
Bowen Yang
Interject now, please, through all of that.
Jinkx Monsoon
Well, first of all, I wanted to name drop constantly because you said Hannah.
Bowen Yang
Go ahead.
Jinkx Monsoon
Mind Binder, who was a guest judge on All Stars 7. Gene Smart, who I have yet to meet, like, face to face, but I performed for her at the Tonys with the Pirates.
Bowen Yang
The Pirates? Those from Penzance.
Jinkx Monsoon
Oh, my God, I said it wrong. After Penzance.
Matt Rogers
How do you say it?
Jinkx Monsoon
Penzance. And I've watched press people say Penzance.
Matt Rogers
Pinzens, the Z that throws them off, these prince people.
Jinkx Monsoon
You know, that might be the one symptom I still feel from weed. Cause, like, what I was gonna say is I'm so, like, I seem pretty functional to you right now. I'm on so many other things that negate the weed, but the weed is just, like, patching in the cracks.
Bowen Yang
I understand.
Jinkx Monsoon
That's how I feel about LK Jean Smart. She was in Call Me Izzy. Call Me Izzy recently on Broadway, across the street from. From my building. So sometimes I would be getting out of my car and she'd be doing her stage door, and I'd get to just, like, look over, and there's Jean Smart. Right? And when that wasn't happening, then I had her giant poster just outside my window. So fabulous. Life has become really genie. Life's become very surreal, and I've just had to embrace it. Because if I sit around commenting on how surreal it is, I'll be one of those people who's like, oh, my God, this is so amazing. Rather than shut up. Enjoy it then.
Matt Rogers
This is the new normal.
Jinkx Monsoon
I've been trying to practice talking less. I'm not doing very.
Bowen Yang
Why we invited you to a podcast.
Jinkx Monsoon
Because I dominate everything anyway.
Bowen Yang
That's not true.
Jinkx Monsoon
Because I don't want to be content. Well, I'm what they call a bossy bottom. Right? Anyway, who's they?
Bowen Yang
Who are they?
Jinkx Monsoon
Called the general public Queerdom. Jeff Hiller recently came to see O Mary. Of course, Michael Urie was also nominated. And of course, of course I Was rooting for my castmate. That's what you do, Harrison. Also, Jeff is a friend, and they are friends with each other. And so, you know, when he came to see the show and Michael and him were hugging and the three of us were hugging and congratulating each other on kicking off lot of ass as very queer people, unapologetically. So I think the last thing I said to them before I departed that night was, now one of you go win that Emmy so a straight guy doesn't get it or something. I like that. I didn't really know who the rest of the nominees are because I'm completely unplugged from current culture by choice. Anyway, you got it. You were nominated.
Bowen Yang
He was in the very category.
Jinkx Monsoon
So I'm. Well, see, we have the odds, and.
Matt Rogers
I wasn't in that.
Jinkx Monsoon
And that's what I want to talk about. About, like, us kicking ass, you know, I'm so. Please do you forgive me? I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
Matt Rogers
Oh, no, no, no, please. It's something I couldn't care less about.
Jinkx Monsoon
But that the same applies to you. If you had been there, I would have said, now, one of you.
Matt Rogers
I was in that hustle.
Jinkx Monsoon
Were you there that night?
Matt Rogers
I was in the. No, not. Not that night. Not the same night.
Jinkx Monsoon
Oh, my God. Because it's all in the blender at this point.
Matt Rogers
I know, but that category, I didn't even realize this until after the fact. Everyone made a little lovely moment out of the boxes when they announced the three of us leaping for Jeff, which was me and Colman and Michael. And I was like, oh, right. It's because this was, for the first time in a long time in not any awards show, but in a long since I can remember, a mostly gay Guy Group category. 4 out of 7.
Jinkx Monsoon
It's an astounding thing to witness. It's like so many things all at once. And I was talking to you about this when you came to see O Mary, that there was a scarcity in this industry for us. The visibly, unapologetically queer, like, couldn't try to hide it if we wanted to. So why, like, waste my life trying to play characters that aren't right for me when I know what's right for me, right? And I can keep pulling this thread. But basically, if you look at YouTube with this podcast that's become a TV show, right? And you look at Cola Scola, who wrote O Mary, and you look at Michael and Jeff and all of these people succeeding, do you know why we're fucking succeeding right now. Because when no one believed in us, we created our own stuff. You know, you created this when the roles were scarce. Cole created their own play to create more roles for people like us. And look at the roster since, you know, and then it's just. It's this amazing thing. And I was telling Matt, like, when there was the scarcity, it didn't matter what the role was. If there was any role that wasn't, like, in the box, we were all going for it. It didn't matter if you were a drag queen or a trans woman or a gay guy or, you know, it was like, the role's queer, so we all have to find a way to go for it. And then we're all kind of like, oh, I hope you get it. No, I hope you get it. But we're all actually. You know, it was hard. It used to be hard to watch roles go to other performers not because you don't want it for them, but because you're like, well, there goes that role this year. That's the only one that's gonna happen. But. But now that. That scarcity is not a thing, as I was saying to Matt the other night, it is so easy to celebrate each other. Yeah. You know, like. And I learned all of this from creating the Jinx and De La Holiday show, which is my thing that we created. Right. So if you look at all these queer artists that are blowing up right now, we've all been doing this for 20 years or something. You know, I don't know how old you are, but we're probably the same age.
Bowen Yang
Yeah, 16 years.
Jinkx Monsoon
L. Exactly. So it's like. Exactly. It didn't happen overnight. But the ability to celebrate one another only just keeps. Because then we pull each other in. Rather than fighting with each other, rather than competing, we all pull each other in and then recommend each other for roles because we have worked at tearing down those stigmas.
Bowen Yang
And you also get, I think, better at what you do and funnier when you're surrounded by people who you're inspired by and have things in common with, as opposed to pushing those things away. Just every single time community has been, you can draw a direct line to why something succeeded, how something got better.
Matt Rogers
I think that's why we were also happy for Jeff, because Jeff was this true, like, an actual leader in.
Jinkx Monsoon
In.
Matt Rogers
In terms of, like, comedy gaze or theater gaze. If, like, it was him teaching at UCB or being in the mainstage casts that we all went to go see the shows, he inspires Josh Arpenier and Jackson to then come together. Whatever. They have a model for this. They put their show up, then we all go see their show and go hang out at Barracuda Rest in Peace afterwards. And it was like us and Cole and Julio and all of the New York comedy queers just hanging out. And then we always say that was the beginning of actual New York queer comedy.
Bowen Yang
Well, and also, for what it's worth, we were also watching you on Doll.
Matt Rogers
Yes.
Bowen Yang
You were on TV at that point.
Jinkx Monsoon
Literally, this is happening. Like, you just described your New York queer comedy community in the drag world.
Bowen Yang
Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
You know, Alaska had Drag the musical off Broadway. Her and I were. Her and I and Cole and Tommy Dorfman were all nominated for this acting award with a bunch of muckety mucks. And my friend's mom, Mia. I like saying that. I do it as much as I can. My friend's mom, rona, you know, Ms. Mia. You know Mia. Anyway, it was incredible to look around.
Bowen Yang
Yes.
Jinkx Monsoon
At that function, the Drama League Awards, and see all the big people who are having a really big moment on Broadway. See lifers in the biz.
Bowen Yang
Lifers.
Jinkx Monsoon
See, like, people who are household names. I mean, Nick Jonas was sitting right behind me looking down my dress, I'm sure.
Bowen Yang
Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
You know, there was touching. I mentioned Mia Farrow. It was like. And to even be able to look over my shoulder and see Mia Farrow just sitting there and she. Politely. Because she's my friend's mom, you know, and she's so incredibly kind. I love her so much. It's. I. They're. The Farrow family are like chosen family to me. So it was incredible to see those faces and then see familiar faces. Yeah.
Bowen Yang
Of course you're in the room because.
Jinkx Monsoon
You were talking about your comedy family in New York. And I just keep thinking about when YouTube was a brand new website. That's how long I've been a fan of and Jeffrey self. Starting with just them, kind of like dominating short form as it was being born. So much so that a TV network logo picked them up. And then I watched every episode of Jeffrey and Cole Casserole. So it's like Cole being a huge sensation on Broadway and the ability to celebrate that truly and genuinely, it fuels me to keep going because I'm like, we gotta take this and run. Yeah, there's a place for it.
Matt Rogers
I was gonna say, like, the scarcity is not, like, fully in the past. If it keeps trying to push the.
Jinkx Monsoon
Front lines out, then that's why we have to double down and again, what I'm saying is we created our own stuff, and it's authentic to who we are as performers. And when we get hired for things because they saw something in your podcast or something, whatever, you can connect the dots. But, like, when they hire you from your work that's authentically you, then you get to be authentically you in the work. They hire you.
Bowen Yang
Yeah. A hundred. Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
Rather than having to show up at an audition and be like, hi, my name is.
Matt Rogers
Yeah.
Bowen Yang
The voice. Was that.
Jinkx Monsoon
Voice.
Matt Rogers
No, I don't really. I've never really been able to mask it. Matt certainly does.
Bowen Yang
I mean, I was.
Jinkx Monsoon
Can you remember?
Bowen Yang
Gets. You know what's crazy? It gets harder to slip into as I get older and bigger, I guess more comfortable. My, like, Long island accent and also my masculine thing. But it was kind of like this, I guess. I mean, to be quite honest with you.
Jinkx Monsoon
Like, it was definitely like that immed. It adds the diddy, malady, the slurring.
Bowen Yang
What it needed to do. It did.
Jinkx Monsoon
Yeah.
Matt Rogers
It's shorter vowels. You can't push your S's. It's. I think that's it. And the upper lip sort of, like, flex. It's like, I'm not. See, I don't even want to try it.
Jinkx Monsoon
You don't have to. I'm just curious, you guys. I'm gonna do mine for you.
Bowen Yang
Go.
Jinkx Monsoon
Well, like, back in college, if it was someone I felt safe around, I'd say, like, good morning. I'm just cleaning the room. But if it was someone I didn't know or didn't feel safe around, who.
Matt Rogers
Happened to be in your room while you were cleaning, and what would you say?
Jinkx Monsoon
No, I was the janitor at my college.
Matt Rogers
You were.
Bowen Yang
You actually were.
Jinkx Monsoon
Please don't send me on a tnt.
Matt Rogers
I'm so sorry.
Jinkx Monsoon
I'm so sorry.
Bowen Yang
Oh, my God.
Matt Rogers
I thought you were doing, like, a. Oh, my God.
Jinkx Monsoon
It was a bit. And it's true. I don't need to come up with fiction.
Matt Rogers
Anyway, good morning.
Jinkx Monsoon
I'm cleaning your room.
Matt Rogers
As if someone.
Jinkx Monsoon
And then say it was someone else. It probably would have sounded like, hey, just cleaning. You know, like, just trying to be. Cause when I tried to do a straight voice, it sounds like what I did jokingly, and it starts sounding funny. And then people are like, what is this? Cause, like, if I. I can pitch my voice very low, do you do.
Bowen Yang
The lowest you can do?
Matt Rogers
This would be the lowest I can do. But it's like, that coming out of me is like, what the.
Jinkx Monsoon
I only learned how to do that.
Matt Rogers
Snatch Game is who that. Who is that? That sounds like.
Jinkx Monsoon
Please.
Matt Rogers
Okay. You're not going on stage.
Jinkx Monsoon
Let's not pontificate that. But no, no, the point is, is like I learned that playing that cowardly lion in high school. But it's such a character.
Bowen Yang
That was your take on the Cowardly Lion?
Jinkx Monsoon
Oh, well, I would slip into it when he would be.
Matt Rogers
When he would try to be brave.
Jinkx Monsoon
Yeah, yeah. It was like my actual Cowardly lion voice was.
Bowen Yang
Oh, Dorothy, really good.
Jinkx Monsoon
Oh, no, really a dandy. I had a snagglepuss exit stage live. You forget that he was kind of giving bird Lara. I were king of the forest. But the thing is, it's not an attractive.
Bowen Yang
It doesn't.
Jinkx Monsoon
It doesn't.
Bowen Yang
It's the cat.
Jinkx Monsoon
It's what doesn't lend to what I. The roles I play.
Matt Rogers
These.
Bowen Yang
Right, these ingenues.
Matt Rogers
But I think you bring it. I think you are bringing a very, shall I say, like full spectrum of gender to marry. I think that's your unique take on Mary. It's like you're going like you're screaming like a fucking madman like that. Which like Cole didn't necessarily do. You know, Betty didn't do. Titus didn't do it.
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Matt Rogers
When I saw you do Mary a couple weeks ago I was like, Jinx is one of our preeminent screamers. I think you have to. You're screaming in such a considered way. And I imagine there's some vocal exercise or health that helps.
Jinkx Monsoon
Well, I've been joking. This is my easy answer because if I try to give the real answer, then it's like a 10 minute conversation because I go on tangents. Anyway, the quick fun answer I say is, well, I worked as a drag Queen for over 20 years and I still do. So I've worked in every shitty venue and had to find a way to be heard in every crappy situation. And so I've learned a lot of different tricks. The true thing is every role I've played because I always like to start with like I don't like a character having my voice I want to find even if it Sounds like my voice. I want to find the. Like, the ways it's different.
Matt Rogers
What's Mary's voice?
Jinkx Monsoon
Just a little more. Sorry, I have to, like.
Matt Rogers
Yeah, I'm putting you on the spot.
Jinkx Monsoon
I can't drop into her.
Matt Rogers
No. Right, right, right. But just qualitatively, like, what do you think it is?
Jinkx Monsoon
I think Mary's one of the closer to my actual voice. Over the years, I have picked up from every character different techniques. Like, I know I can pitch my voice that low because I played the Cowardly lion once, and I found that trick then, and I never lost it. And so all of my screaming is very particularly placed and pitched so that if I growl here, then I know I have to kind of, like, whisper yell here until I can get another drink of water, cough and clear my throat, and whatever I need to do to then growl again. So I plot a course. And that's what I do with rehearsal, is I get very technical about, okay.
Matt Rogers
My dresser has to be here backstage with a bottle of Essentia.
Jinkx Monsoon
I come with my own.
Bowen Yang
I'm sorry.
Jinkx Monsoon
I don't rely on people to just have my brand.
Bowen Yang
So you're carrying.
Jinkx Monsoon
I'm carrying.
Matt Rogers
You're carrying.
Jinkx Monsoon
But what was the thing? Oh, Mary. Well, she's, like, more white, and she goes a lot more nasal. Yeah, yeah.
Bowen Yang
Yes. Probably helps.
Jinkx Monsoon
There's moments where she just. You know, like, she just is all. She's very erratic. It's just. With Mary, I've mentioned it a few times, but I like to clear my head of what's going on in my life as best I can. Everyone who works with me knows, like, two hours before showtime, please don't hit me up with something crucial that's gonna throw me off course. Because that is, like, when I'm listening to my playlist and I'm doing my makeup and I'm checking in with the cast and. And I'm getting into the mindset. And then this is the first time I've ever been cognizant of the fact that I go on stage with a clear head and then let my ADHD be Mary's adhd. And I realized, in retrospect, I was totally doing that with Ruth, too. But with Ruth, I was calling it her hearing problem. With Audrey, I was calling it her, like, nervousness around men. So I always have found a way to disguise it so that, like, if I'm fully locked in and present with everyone on stage, then my ADHD is seeing every little thing. And when people say I'm good at improv, it's because I keep my peripheral open as much as possible. And probably that came from having to walk down to the street as a queer person. 100%. And having. I think about that a lot, too now with my noise cancellation headphones in.
Matt Rogers
I stopped you on the street once because you had those headphones in and I had. You had to, like, real. I had to really get in your eyeline.
Jinkx Monsoon
And it was amazing because I'm laser focused in Times Square. That's the way you have to be.
Matt Rogers
We stomp. We're stompers to our music on the street.
Bowen Yang
Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
I guess it's the only way to get through it. You have to make a game of it. You have to do it like Mario Kart.
Bowen Yang
Yeah, 100%. I do think that those games did help. Walking the streets of New York. It's like, I see where I'm going. Like, I. Yeah, there's something. You're in a tunnel.
Jinkx Monsoon
The thing I feel is. So before being able to call it ADHD or whatever special acute thing is going on up here, ADHD is like, pretty much what it looks like. Right. Whatever's going on up here. When I thought my brain was broken, I wanted to suppress all of it because I just didn't want people thinking, what a freak, you know?
Bowen Yang
Right.
Jinkx Monsoon
As soon as I started working with a psychiatrist and a therapist, and they helped me identify what I'm dealing with here. And I'm on. Like I said, I'm on medication that helps me with all my symptoms. And so I just want to say publicly, when I'm hitting my vape, it's not because I don't take my work seriously. It's because the vape help. It fills in the cracks. Like I said, If I have 10 thoughts going on, you limit them. It goes down to five. I think this tried to explain this kind of Z way, but, you know, like, that's another tangent, heavy tangent zone. There should be warning to anything.
Bowen Yang
But. Yeah, no, I mean, that's very interesting that that's. That's a truth.
Matt Rogers
Because I feel like there are roles that are complementary to that kind of thought. Like, that kind of attention to things that you have with your ADHD as you're on stage and as you're plugged into people. I think Mary is one of those roles, right.
Jinkx Monsoon
Where it's like, absolutely. Because you could look at her and think she's a sociopath, and that's one way to play her. And that's. I mean, that's what I thought the first time I Saw it. But now that I've worked with her and had to empathize with her and had to get insight, trying to decode Cole's very, very perfectly written show, there's a reason why it works so well with so many different guests. Like, the writing is just incredible, and so there's a lot of material there to pick apart and figure out why she does what she does. And so I was like, well, sociopath's one way to go. But I always like to go, everything's genuine. Because that raises the stakes. Like, if the character isn't lying, and this whole time they secretly have a secret that negates everything they're doing on stage or whatever. I don't know. Whatever the internal monologue, I'm like, no, I want to make sure I'm committing to the truth of what's going on with this character. And Scott Ellis was talking a lot about that in Pirates. It's like, it's a farce, but for the characters, the stakes are life and death, and that's what makes it funny, is committing to that truth for them. So this was just kind of affirming something I was already kind of, like, figuring out for myself. And so anyway, that was a tangent, but I was like, sociopath means she's doing all of this just because she doesn't care, Right? But ADHD can mean she says it very loudly. I'm so bored. And I know that feeling. And Cole and I are both people who used to drink and don't anymore, right? So I'm like, okay, things are lining up. Things are lining up. I'm like, she's bored. Everything that happens gives her a new idea. She used to use alcohol to numb it down everyone. And then that pulls another thread. I'm like, okay, that's why she wants the alcohol so bad. It's not necessarily that. You know, it's like, don't you understand? It's the thing that you all want me to behave normal. And she believes that's the thing that's gonna help her behave normal. I've fucking been there.
Bowen Yang
Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
But then the whole idea of, like, alcohol helping you feel normal is the tipping point is like, yeah, why fuck with that? Right? Because it's so easy to overdo it. And then you can't backpedal.
Matt Rogers
Well, I wanna talk about playing drunk because, like, it's this thing that, like, seems a little bit trivial. It seems like all actors can do it. All comedians can do it. They can't.
Bowen Yang
It's hard.
Matt Rogers
It's very hard. And I feel like there's a feature in this show where you're talking about. There's a couple moments in the show where Mary is drunk. Like, one particular moment. But I feel like. And I haven't really gotten to talk to Cole about this, but I feel like they wrote the show as a way to make sense of their addiction in a way.
Jinkx Monsoon
And I feel like I have to imagine. I mean, Mary is this erratic character that, like I said, the first time I saw it, I thought she was a sociopath. And then I spent some time with the material. And I'm sure if I had seen it a second time, I would have, like, unlocked it fast.
Matt Rogers
You saw just once before.
Jinkx Monsoon
With Cole, before getting the role. And then I stuck in a few more times. Anyway, the point being that I just felt like, she's not a sociopath. She's dealing with real things for her. And then I know that Cole said they wrote the role to share parts of themselves that they had previously never thought of putting on stage. Right. Knowing that. And I've been saying this a lot because people keep saying to me, which is the hugest compliment. Because, like I said, this is like a perfect play. It's incredibly written. It's incredibly structured. If you do the text analysis, this is like a tight, well constructed play. You can tell that people who really cared about it put a lot of work into it.
Bowen Yang
It's got one of the best monologues, too, in the Great Day. Monologue is, I think, one of the greats.
Jinkx Monsoon
I think I had a different point. But it's great material to work with, so it's easy to find all of this stuff. And I keep saying, oh, Cole and I have lived parallel lives. Right. I've been saying this a lot. Cole, not necessarily a drag queen, but has played many drag roles or roles where Cole was, you know, gender bending, if we're still even calling it that these days. I'm like. I'm thinking, like, it was just Cole being Cole. Right? Like, you know, Cole. It's like Bernadette Peters. Cole.
Bowen Yang
Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
I couldn't call that drag, because it was just one wig and some lipstick. It wasn't drag. It was like channeling.
Bowen Yang
Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
And so I've thought this for a while. We met 13 years ago. Cole and I colonoscopy. Cole and I in Australia. That was the first time we met. But I had been a lifelong fan. And so me and Cole and Jeffrey run into each other. Cause we're all on comedy tours in Australia. And I started. I was like, you're on a comedy tour in Australia. I'm on a comedy. Like, oh, my gosh. I started to feel like these people that inspired me to be so queer in my work because they were making it work for themselves. Am I, like, kind of catching up with them? You know, it was this moment of like, are we all kind of doing the same thing?
Bowen Yang
You're orbiting each other, right? Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
You know the feeling 100%. And then it's like. And then as it became more normal to know them, it was just kind of like, oh, we do the same thing in different ways. And thinking of that, it's like the hugest compliment when people say, it feels like this role was written for you. And I'm like, it wasn't. It was written for Cole. It just happens to be so well written and so true to life that anyone who has lived a similar life or can easily, like, transpose what Mary's going through onto their life. Like I was easily able to do because we live these parallel lives. It's like, no, it wasn't written for me. But you can see why people say it, right? Yeah.
Bowen Yang
Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I think clearly it's speaking to both of your lives in this fascinating way. And I also was thinking about the Great Day monologue as actually an anxious thought. You know what I mean? That whole monologue is actually one big ADHD tunnel that you can get through about. It's literally her racing towards something before it's even had the chance to be. Because she's so. And it panics her. And, like, what I love about that moment is, like, the opportunity it gives the audience to realize they care. Like, it's. Cause you may not have actually even realized that that's your last in the lab.
Jinkx Monsoon
You know, I kept saying I thought she was a sociopath. That's probably the point in the show where I go, she's not a sociopath. Her circumstances are dire.
Bowen Yang
Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
And then I think about, now that I've spent so much time with the material, her circumstances are life and death. And it's in no uncertain terms. It's not like interpreting it. Her circumstances are life and death.
Bowen Yang
Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
And I just relate to Mary so much, but I know so many people do. And again, that's a credit to the writing, a credit to the direction. But I was gonna. I almost didn't wanna share this. Cause I'm like, am I really gonna give away this secret to my performance? Give it while I'm still in the run. But you only have, like, a week left. Oh, okay. The great day monologue for those in the know. For me, my great day is literally playing Marion Broadway.
Bowen Yang
Oh, that's.
Jinkx Monsoon
It's that easy. And I was like, I bet Cole was thinking that too when they wrote this. And I'm like, Cole didn't know this was gonna be on Broadway when they wrote this. They just wrote something so true to what it feels like when you were born to do this and you have known it your whole, like, I'm talking whole life. Like, as long as I've known that I was trans and a redhead, I've also known I was an actor, a performer, a singer, et al.
Matt Rogers
I mean, you have, you have six great days and one of them's a great matinee day. Two of them are sometimes.
Bowen Yang
Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
Oh, two days.
Matt Rogers
I'm saying if your great day is playing Mary, then you have like so many great days.
Jinkx Monsoon
Call it Double Soup Tuesday at the orphanarium. If you watch Futurama, you get it. You make me feel like Double Soup Tuesday at the orphanarium.
Bowen Yang
That would be my day to day.
Jinkx Monsoon
With Double Soup Tuesday. Every day's Double Soup Tuesday.
Bowen Yang
I had soup today, actually.
Jinkx Monsoon
Oh my God. When I play Mary, every day is Double Soup Tuesday.
Bowen Yang
I love that.
Matt Rogers
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I'll tell you, it's prayer. You're the first person in Las Culturistas history that we have asked this question twice of Jinx Monsoon. What was the culture that made you.
Jinkx Monsoon
Say culture was the film Death Becomes me. Did I say this the last time?
Bowen Yang
No, no, I don't think you did.
Jinkx Monsoon
Thank gods. Because that's the dramaturgy I did. Okay, I can literally. I've been thinking about why it made me.
Bowen Yang
What is striking right now?
Jinkx Monsoon
Well, one huge factor is that because I'm realizing this was a very cool rule of my mother. I was allowed to watch basically anything without gratuitous sex or like raunchy nudity as long as I watched it with her so I could ask questions and she could put it into context.
Matt Rogers
Very smart.
Jinkx Monsoon
Very smart and cool. Because her and I, our thing together was to watch horror movies together. Cause we love horror movies. Anyway, but so Death becomes her with. Is called like a horror comedy, right? A dark comedy. You watch it now and it's like, that's not that dark. You know, I saw Dix the musical.
Matt Rogers
You sick and that's darker.
Jinkx Monsoon
God was a faggot.
Bowen Yang
So dark. Dark sided.
Jinkx Monsoon
You sick mother. So anyway, my mom rented Death Becomes her and I realized a huge factor was because of where my birthday lies. Instead of starting at age 4 in kindergarten and turning 5 two weeks later, they decided to keep me at home another year because my mom had just been in this horrible car accident. The car exploded on us while we were in the car.
Matt Rogers
Oh my God.
Jinkx Monsoon
And all the steam burnt up my mom's legs. So she decided for us to stay home together for a year. We were living with my grandmother and that meant we spent a lot of time watching movies together. And she'd make semi regular trips to the movie store, the movie rental place.
Bowen Yang
The Blockbuster if you will, for the vhs.
Jinkx Monsoon
And I'd request Death becomes her every time. And then I'd just watch it on a loop. So when I tell you. And I watched it again last night in preparation for today. I have never tested it, so I don't wanna make this hyperbolic statement that I can't back up. But I'm fairly certain I could say every line.
Bowen Yang
Wow, I believe you.
Jinkx Monsoon
I could do it with the movie, definitely. But I'm fairly certain I could just do it from memory.
Matt Rogers
Could you do.
Jinkx Monsoon
But I don't wanna be certain about that because there's all those interstitial scenes that don't include Meryl or Goldie.
Matt Rogers
Not putting you on a.
Jinkx Monsoon
Or Isabella. You know what I mean?
Matt Rogers
But I'm saying, even though you should, while the musical is concurrently on Broadway, you should stage a one person jinx. Monsoon does the movie word for word of death becomes her.
Jinkx Monsoon
Listen, if I had capacity for anything else. You do at this point, I mean, that sounds like a great plan for next year. And next year is this Christmas.
Bowen Yang
We wanna see it.
Matt Rogers
We wanna see it. But you love.
Jinkx Monsoon
That's the Jinx and Dela holiday show.
Bowen Yang
Just open up for yourselves.
Jinkx Monsoon
Well, I say every line. Dela lip syncs it playing every character. It's a two person. I say every line live from memory. And she lip syncs live to me speaking live to a lovely line.
Matt Rogers
Simultaneous vote. Not tracks from the movie, not any audio from the movie.
Jinkx Monsoon
But I'm underscoring which is available on Spotify because it's on many of my playlists.
Bowen Yang
Oh, I do love that. It's funny. You think you're going to the jinx and death becomes her. To see one of you play Goldie and one of you, you play Marilyn. The gag is that it's just you speaking and her lip syncing.
Matt Rogers
No.
Jinkx Monsoon
So we both are the entire movie.
Matt Rogers
Exactly.
Bowen Yang
Exactly. In this way you both get to live out both.
Matt Rogers
Perfect.
Jinkx Monsoon
And speaking of the musical. Amazing. I can't stop listening to the music.
Bowen Yang
He just recently saw us out.
Jinkx Monsoon
I gotta say, I told this directly to Megan. Sorry, Megan Hilton. Yeah, of course. I. You know, Jen and Megan and Michelle.
Bowen Yang
They were also watching the girls. The girls child, Destiny's Child.
Jinkx Monsoon
Telling my kids this.
Bowen Yang
Meg from Destiny's Child. From Destiny's Child. Jennifer Simard. Imagine the Beyonce super bowl, but with them popping out. Yes.
Matt Rogers
Oh, my gosh, they would be amazing.
Bowen Yang
They would tear.
Jinkx Monsoon
I saw the show. I was thoroughly entertained from.
Matt Rogers
We saw the same answer that with Jennifer, right? Yes, yes, yes. Andrea Gershon and Gina Gershon.
Jinkx Monsoon
I'm so glad I'm in good company to name drops so fervently.
Matt Rogers
Okay, so you went to go see the show.
Jinkx Monsoon
I said to Megan, didn't get a chance to say it to Jen, but Jen and I have a special relationship. I'll talk about that next. But I said to Megan, you and Jen and really Michelle, all three of them, like, delivering incredible drag performances.
Matt Rogers
Oh, yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
You know, like. And it's just really inspiring to see the doors I have opened.
Bowen Yang
Honestly, for.
Jinkx Monsoon
Them to drag on Broadway.
Bowen Yang
You created the type.
Jinkx Monsoon
They were able to do drag on Broadway.
Matt Rogers
They were.
Jinkx Monsoon
Paul Tazbel was able to design Broadway.
Bowen Yang
Yes, he did, though.
Jinkx Monsoon
Three years ago, those months off, I.
Bowen Yang
Told you, by the time we know, you weren't with us.
Jinkx Monsoon
But I thought of that joke while I was brushing my teeth, so I.
Bowen Yang
So you had to get it out.
Jinkx Monsoon
You had it for you. And if I didn't do it, I would have been so pissed and I would have been anxiety texting you afterward. Jen Simard and I presented together at the Drama Desk Awards. Different from the Drama League Awards.
Bowen Yang
Oh, yeah, There's a Drama League.
Jinkx Monsoon
I got them in the. Right. Yeah, I was Drama League. Nick Barish was Drama Desk. So anyway, I'm presenting with Jen. We're both very feminine redheads. I made the joke while we're presenting. Cause she was wearing a low cut dress.
Matt Rogers
Amazing boobs.
Bowen Yang
Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
Sorry, I mean, yeah, I mean, like.
Bowen Yang
They'Re out of Jessamar.
Jinkx Monsoon
That's the thing is, like, if you're gonna wear, it's probably because, you know, you have incredible tits.
Bowen Yang
Flauntable assets.
Jinkx Monsoon
Flauntable assets. If you got it, flaunt it. Right.
Matt Rogers
So you're presenting.
Jinkx Monsoon
We're standing next to each other, kind of looking a little like each other, except some key differences, right. And so I said, I feel like we're standing at opposite ends of a feminine spectrum. And she said, but both redheads. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, so now every time I see her, she does this thing that I absolutely adore. And I hope saying it publicly doesn't mean she stops doing it. Cause I hate when that happens. You know, when I tell someone I like something, they do, and then the next day they stop doing it because they feel insecure of this thing.
Bowen Yang
I should never stop.
Jinkx Monsoon
I was actually giving them their flowers on. Anyway. She just goes, that's my friend. Jinx. That's my friend. That's my friend. That's my friend. And then she comes over to me and we take a picture and she goes, that's my friend. And I think it's very cute. I just fucking love it. They're all so incredible. I've been singing along to the soundtrack. And Chris Seber, oh, he's so good at it.
Matt Rogers
He's incredible. Christopher Catelli, amazing direction.
Jinkx Monsoon
The character of Stefan and The actor's name is escaping me right now because I haven't been on Instagram in. So I haven't seen his name recently. But so good. Like, what a great way to flesh out a throwaway character from the movie. You know what I mean?
Bowen Yang
Yeah, 100%.
Matt Rogers
I mean, you love Death Becomes her so much that. And I know this ties back to what you were saying in the beginning. You were making things when there weren't opportunities given. I mean, fresh off the Drag Race event in season five, you do this documentary called Drag Becomes Her. And I think. I think there is this spiritual importance to this film that you have in you.
Jinkx Monsoon
Well, yeah.
Matt Rogers
Beyond the performances and the looks and.
Jinkx Monsoon
The cosmetics, I feel like I learned every. Okay, so part of my dramaturgy of this, I'm like, trying to make it all make sense of why it made me. So one big thing I do with my characters these days is I, you know, I start with finding their voice, but I also start with finding their relationship to power, because I see how people with immense power behave. And it was something we talked about in acting school. And the best advice about playing drunk, I got in acting school. I went to Cornish College of the Arts in Seattle, Washington. Hal Ryder said to me, the mistake young actors make about playing drunk is going like, oh, I'm drunk.
Matt Rogers
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Jinkx Monsoon
A drunk person tries to hide that fight. Yeah, they're trying to focus, you know? You know what I mean? Anyway. Oh, God damn.
Bowen Yang
Relationship to power.
Jinkx Monsoon
Power. Relationship to power. People who have a lot of power can either be benevolent or malevolent. You know, they can either abuse it or can be generous with it. And that's a spectrum. Right then I've spent a lot of time doing pieces set in specific time periods where women had limited agency. And I've been thinking about that a lot as a trans woman in this time period and how there is something spiritual right now for me, I feel it very deeply as a witch, that helping tell the disenfranchisement story. Helping talk about these women who probably have bad reputations. Yes. Or I don't know that the real Mary Todd, she has a freckled reputation, let's say. But, you know, I'm like, some of these women that seem so extreme. I'm thinking Judy Garland, Right. We know how and why she passed away at a very early age. And then I try to. Since I spent so much time with her, I tried to think of, like, you know, what she was dealing with, the context of her life being completely disenfranchised and having almost no agency in your life. And then you are a household name that has to, like, convince people to hire you because you promise you'll be on your best behavior. You know, like, that duality in a person, to know you have that inside, but you also have this inside.
Bowen Yang
Yeah. And for everyone to know you have it too. And that gives them even more power, because they know they can. You are the one that they're controlling.
Jinkx Monsoon
Exactly. And so I was thinking today about Madeline Ashton and Helen Sharp and their relationship to power. And they both believe that their power is derived from their sex appeal.
Matt Rogers
Because there's a man in the mix.
Jinkx Monsoon
Because there's a man in the mix. Yeah. Right. Like, Helen has found her dream man, and she believes. You know, she says, I need to see you could pass the Madeline Ashton test. Like, that's the final test before we get married. Because if you meet her after we get married and you can't pass the test, it will break me. I just know it will, because it almost has every other time it's happened. Right. So when Madeline is able to steal him away, she's like, of course. Because she's sexier than I am. And then she gives up on her life, and then she finds a way to sex appeal, which is gonna give her the power to get back at someone like Madeline Ashton, who, even though was a friend, has a lot of protection around her. Right. She calculates this whole freaking plan. Madeline Ashton is dealing with the fact that as a woman in Hollywood, her youth and her beauty are her power. That's her power. So it's also sex appeal. But it's like Helen's need for the potion is completely different from Madeline's, but they are both because of their extreme circumstances. And those extreme circumstances, like you've already mentioned, were because of and because they're women at that time. So I just lined it up with my own life, and that's what gives it the spiritual meaning. I'm like, yeah, that's perfect. As long as I'm helping tell those stories authentically and helping you care for the character that at first glance seems that's a crazy person. Right. But then when you really listen to her and really empathize with her, and if you can get your audience to do that, then they realize this is just a woman under extreme circumstances. And then hopefully, hopefully, that sinks in. Whoever they are, whether they needed to hear it or whether they already knew it, it's either a beautiful affirmation or it's a lesson that I Swear to God, I hope they got. You know.
Matt Rogers
Well, it's all about, like. And this is something you probably experienced in your own life, where it's like, what is my locus of control? Like, do I make things happen or do things happen to me? And Death Becomes her is about two women who, like, make things happen because things have happened to them. Does that make sense? I know we're a little stoned, but it's like, that's.
Jinkx Monsoon
No, I mean, I have never been more lucid. No, it's like with. Death Becomes Her. I thought about this today when I'm telling you, I prepared. This is what I mean. Death Becomes Her. It's like drag queens keep things alive that are important to us. And queer people do, too, you know? But, like, drag queens are the ones that, like, keep it present in the queer culture. We are the ones who every year, deliver those costumes that make you remember those characters. Or we do the drag parody version, or we do drag numbers inspired by When Madeline Ashton Falls down the Stairs, which I saw at a nightclub that had a long. You could either wait. They could either hit the music when you made your way to the stage. Like, you could quietly, discreetly make your way to the stage and then hop up and hit the music. Or because they had a follow spot, you could start at the top of the staircase.
Matt Rogers
It's like if you actually ate shit and fell down the stairs while that.
Jinkx Monsoon
Luckily I never did because I always started at the top of the staircase. I'd be like, the dress is Chanel. The shoes wears. Like, walking down the stairs, it was like, it's a. I see me, you know, like, it was a chance to do that, right? And so I think it was there. I think I saw. I hope it was there. And I didn't tell that whole thing for no reason, but I hope the drag queen hears the story, Whoever or wherever she was. She did a number where it was, like. Started with her at the top of the stairs doing, like, I see me. Or maybe she didn't do that number. Whatever. She's doing a number at the top of the stairs in, like, the blue costume and then fakes falling down the stairs. There's, like, sound covering it and stuff. The follow spot is, like, looking for her at the bottom of the stairs. She rips off the blue costume, and now she's got the tits on back. You see that the tits are on her back and she's got the costume on backward. And that the neck's all twisted. And then I don't remember what the number was. But she performed a number. But it doesn't matter what the number was, because as long as it was the perfect number, it's like, how fucking brilliant is that? So we keep these things alive for each other. And now that we are having this moment where we are culture makers, you know, we are culture aficionados. I mean, your award show, I was seeing the pictures from it, and I was having.
Matt Rogers
What do you think of the pictures, Jake?
Jinkx Monsoon
No, I was at probably the worst FOMO of my life, you know, not because I wanted to be nominated, but because I was like, look, first of all, look at all my friends. And then second of all, look at all those, like, fucking muckety mucks. It's just like the Drama League award luncheon.
Bowen Yang
It's like, can you believe army of Pharaoh was Goldblum?
Jinkx Monsoon
Can you believe that you are again, that you get to be in a room where you look at someone, whomever, and then you look over and you see. Well, that was one of your friends.
Bowen Yang
Best parts of watching it, I think. Cause for the cuts to the audience. The cuts to the audience were the best because it was like, oh, my God, there's our friend Bianca. And then there's, you know, Sarah Michelle Geller. And it was. It was just. It was a real treat for just us and also our friends. Like, as the. As those circles get bigger, as you know, so many people were involved in it. And I was like, wow, this is like a very personal experience that we're having watching this. Cause it's people that we love intimately and there's people that we love, like.
Jinkx Monsoon
Externally, all sorts of experience. Like I said, life is surreal. But I don't want to waste too much time commenting on it. I want to just really fucking enjoy it. It's like, you know, when you take a party drug, you know, you have so many hours on that drug. If you spend the whole time going, am I acting weird? Am I acting weird? Am I acting weird? That's what I'm trying to say. Especially with the whole surreal thing. Like, if every. You saw me, you were like, hey, Jinx, how are you? And I was like, ugh, life is. Oh. Oh, my gosh.
Bowen Yang
Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
I can't believe how many famous people I meet every day. If that's how. That's not what I want to be. I want to be plugged into it. And then if it comes up naturally in a story, I'll fucking drop the name, of course. But I don't want to start the conversation there. I want a conversation to happen naturally because I'm looking the person in the eyes and actually having the conversation.
Matt Rogers
You don't want to be perpetually reflective because then you're not actually experiencing anything new. And that's it.
Bowen Yang
Sometimes I just look down at my glass and I say, I love this. I'm in the present. I love the shape.
Jinkx Monsoon
Is that your Meisner? Is that your Meisner?
Bowen Yang
Is that technically Meisner?
Jinkx Monsoon
It's like.
Matt Rogers
Yeah, it's like you have a cup.
Jinkx Monsoon
I have a guess.
Bowen Yang
Oh, I have a cup. And it's.
Jinkx Monsoon
This is a cup.
Bowen Yang
This could hold so much, the possibility of this cup. I sometimes want to go back. Not back, I. But I think it would be interesting to go for, like, two or three weeks to, like, an acting school and, like, get on the ground and eat the lemon.
Matt Rogers
I think they have that.
Bowen Yang
I probably could do it, huh?
Matt Rogers
I think we both should. I could use the classes.
Bowen Yang
Well, it would just be like. Because there were all those tales they would tell back at nyu, like. Like, people that were in, like, theater. Theater school, and, like, they'd be rolling on the ground.
Jinkx Monsoon
I saw that character you did on YouTube and the UCB where he wrote. What was your work? Worst villain.
Bowen Yang
Batman villain.
Jinkx Monsoon
Could have just been.
Bowen Yang
That was the worst actors.
Jinkx Monsoon
Actor, you know, it was amazing. Why does no one ever bring up your Batman villain character from the UCB archive on YouTube?
Bowen Yang
Well, you know what? It's just.
Jinkx Monsoon
I thought when it was fresh, that's Midge.
Bowen Yang
But when it was going on, that. That was such a part of, like, we had a different iteration of our lives, and that was what I was doing. I was doing character work all the time. It's just from a phase of my life that was never this. So no one ever really knows or engaged with that. And it's funny. It's relevant, I think, to the conversation is it's like when someone knows you as something a lot or doesn't know you as one thing, that's like a. That's something you have to break through.
Jinkx Monsoon
And then also, like, you know, you. You two. And I think of Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. I mentioned I love that movie. Did I mention I love that movie?
Bowen Yang
You did.
Jinkx Monsoon
You did.
Matt Rogers
You said it was dark.
Bowen Yang
You said it was dark.
Jinkx Monsoon
Oh, I was being snipey for comedy, but it's actually. I'll tell you the same thing I told the boys. I love that. No, you. I'll tell you the same thing. We went to dinner sometime after I. I'd watched the movie a couple times, and I said I need to tell you I love the film. However, I had to come to that decision only because my anxiety around the idea of the whole slippery slope argument.
Matt Rogers
Oh, oh.
Jinkx Monsoon
And then I really thought about it and I really thought about it and I was like, that's their fear, not mine. I know that that's not real. How come straight men can make the most disgusting, vile, horrible jokes, but if it's, you know, normalized, then we just go, ha, ha, ha ha. Men being men or boys being boys? And I thought they weren't making movies like that anymore. And I'm like, oh, no. I just stopped seeing them. The beautiful thing I love is the movie is satirical. And it's like showing you. Do you see how ridiculous you're being? That's like, to me, it's like. Like this is the most ridiculous thing you can imagine. Let's show em. Let's show em what that actually looks like.
Matt Rogers
There's no slippery slope. We're off the mountain. It's like we're calling. We're saying God is a faggot. It's like it's. We're singing the most.
Bowen Yang
The craziest. It's a wonderful song and it's a great song and you wanna sing it afterwards.
Jinkx Monsoon
And I started saying to myself, it's like, why do Trey Parker and Matt Stone get to make their shitty commentary? And no matter what they say, it's like, it's satire. It's satire. And so they can be as transphobic as they want. It's satire. It's satire. Don't get offended. It's satire. And I was like, well, thank the gods that we are at this point. Now that queer people are, one, there's not the scarcity. Two, we don't have to be a singular archetype of character. We can. I described it as like, when I played Doctor who villain. It's like, I'm so glad I'm here. In this era, queer people are back to being villains.
Bowen Yang
Oh, I love that.
Jinkx Monsoon
Because it was when we realized that queer people being villains was a mockery, you know, of our characteristics and that stopped being a thing. Well, now we're back to queer people being actors in mainstream things. That's not so crazy. So we can be villains again anyway. And then you and the boys have a mutual connection in ucb. And it reminds me that, like, Drag Race is this sisterhood where we don't even have to be on the same season, but those of us, like I said, the Familiar faces, I could list them, but there's so many drag queens doing things that I think 20 years ago when I started drag, I thought, that's surely not possible. When I started in college and gave up drag, briefly, seasonally, and told myself I had to give up drag to be a serious actor, that was a lie. I told myself, by the way. It was protective or something. Yeah, yeah. I was just scared that if I got labeled as a drag queen, that was an end of the versatility of my acting. Then I eventually made the decision, you know, like, yeah, they warn you about being pigeonholed and they warn you, like, do you just want to be a character actor? Do you want to have the ability to do everything? And I'm like, well, I. I know I have the ability to do everything, but I also know I'm one hell of a character actor. So if I put that foot forward, at least I'm guaranteeing work. And I worked a lot straight out of college and I did a lot of classical work. That was stuff that, like, that's a drag queen playing Mistress Quickly in Henry V. And half the people didn't know it was a drag queen, you know, so I've always been doing what I do. Um, it's just like I found my way in and drag and Drag Race has allotted so many of us a way into doing something we were damn sure we could do.
Bowen Yang
Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
Like Bob the Drag Queen says it, like, why she auditioned. She said she was. She's a stand up comedian and a brilliant actor and lots of things. Right. Bob is an incredible human whom I love and lots of things. Has lots of partners for all the things.
Bowen Yang
Many different versions.
Jinkx Monsoon
No, I'm teasing. But the many shades of Bob the Drag Queen. No, it's just like. Again with a tangent.
Bowen Yang
She needed the platform to get those opportunities.
Jinkx Monsoon
Yeah, yeah. I saw Drag Race and I said I could do that. But she also knew she could do a lot of other things. Doing that thing with Rue says it all the time. Like, if God. And I'd say if the goddesses or if the universe or if whatever opens a fucking pathway, take it. And if you know you have other things in you, you'll find a way to redirect yourself back there. Even if it's just a hobby. You know, there's some people who have hobbies that have not with their work, and they love that. My work is my lifestyle, so it's hard to. I mean, video games are my. That I guess video games and. Oh, you know what? And that's why I won't do like, I did Like I'll do like a limited. Like I'm gonna stream a video game for a charity or for whatever, you know, like.
Matt Rogers
But you're not gonna commodify it otherwise because.
Jinkx Monsoon
Exactly. Because that's mine. And it has nothing to do with drag other than the fact that it inspires some of my looks. Well that's fine. That fil.
Bowen Yang
Yeah, 100%. Well, I hope you've taken notes. At home we will move into. I don't think so honey.
Jinkx Monsoon
Here. Now is this how long the episode was supposed to be or did I go over.
Bowen Yang
No, no, no. We're gonna end at 3:30 right when.
Jinkx Monsoon
You that Because I'm so verbose and I always over talk. I kept identifying when it was a tangent because we started tangent zone because of the meds. I don't need to rehash. You can scroll back in the video 15:15:15. Because this is a TV TV show and you could just, you know, listen to the episode once more as I'm sure lots of you people do. Because I listen to the same things over and over and over because I find new new things to it every time.
Matt Rogers
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Bowen Yang
Is it the spacious interior that's comfy for the whole crew or the capability to go off road?
Matt Rogers
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Bowen Yang
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Matt Rogers
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Bowen Yang
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Matt Rogers
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Bowen Yang
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Bowen Yang
I'm going to do my I don't think sony about something new in my life which is frustrating. This is our 62nd segment we take to rant and rave rail wreck things in culture that need to be all those things. So here we go I you have something? Yeah, I have something.
Matt Rogers
This is Matt Rogers. I don't think so many of his time starts now I don't think so.
Bowen Yang
Honey that you can develop new allergies if I my entire haven't had a thing I don't want the thing at 35 suddenly what a random age for you to attack me goddess or mother nature whoever. What I'm talking about is the fact that I sometimes have to put a little makeup on for our jobs and I think that I around my eyes you can see I've developed some sort of contact dermatitis rosacea and more around my eyes it's suddenly I have a skin allergy I gotta go hypo I guess they're saying words to me like hypoallergenic and I have always loved and them saying do you have any allergies? And saying no suddenly you're gonna throw this barricade in front of me and I'm gonna have to leap over it like the hurdle would and I don't want to hurdle I want to sit on the side and enjoy my life of not this rash I don't think so honey. I guess I have more time huh? Itchy itchy boo boo I don't think so honey.
Matt Rogers
Itchy itchy boo boo that's one minute.
Bowen Yang
I all of a sudden like it'll be the day after two days my face will break Out. Suddenly I have, like, sensitive skin.
Jinkx Monsoon
Why?
Matt Rogers
No, because our immune systems are trash.
Bowen Yang
I hate that transition.
Matt Rogers
I. What? What do you mean?
Bowen Yang
Our immune systems? They do get worse, don't they?
Matt Rogers
It's out of our hands. I don't know why we haven't evolved out of, you know, makeup.
Bowen Yang
Oh, you're probably right.
Matt Rogers
I'm saying. But I don't know.
Bowen Yang
Do we need to psychologically and like, emotionally and spiritually evolve out of makeup?
Matt Rogers
Yeah. I mean, but mostly physiologically, like, evolve out of makeup. Because otherwise. Because it's just the allergy that's.
Bowen Yang
You're right. You're right. Exactly. Okay. And either would work. We could physiologically age out. But we need. We do like to have it for play. But. Yeah, no, for some reason, like, it's just. It's been happening and I guess I gotta see my derm.
Jinkx Monsoon
I think the answer to why late in life, at first I was. Had to respect that it was your time. Because.
Bowen Yang
Cause I wanted to be like, tell me all now.
Jinkx Monsoon
Like, no, just my own thoughts. Not like I have any real information. Just I think about this.
Bowen Yang
But why do you think they happen?
Jinkx Monsoon
Well, because there's so many things being put in our stuff that we have no fucking idea. I mean, you know, we're having the microplastics conversation. I don't even wanna pull up this thread. Because then people weaponize it, that idea, which is true, but then skew it.
Bowen Yang
To be something else.
Matt Rogers
To be something else.
Jinkx Monsoon
I don't even need to list.
Bowen Yang
No, we all know examples.
Matt Rogers
I know that I have a PS5 controller in my brain. That's the amount of microplastics that I have.
Bowen Yang
You think that it's. Yeah. They say that the amount of microplastics in all of our brains is like. Yeah. It's like it's solid matter. If they really want to put it together, it's cool.
Matt Rogers
I have at least quadrupled that based on the microwave meals that I eat for pleasure.
Bowen Yang
Oh.
Matt Rogers
When I am stoned and I'm gonna go home and eat my michelinas.
Bowen Yang
Yeah. Do you ever have a microwave lasagna?
Matt Rogers
All the time. My Stouffer's. And I've been cutting back ever since the microplastics conversation has moved in this. No, I'm. No, I'm glad we're talking about this.
Bowen Yang
Come out of the closet.
Matt Rogers
I have another food thing and that's my own. I don't think so, honey.
Bowen Yang
This is Bowen Yang's. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now.
Matt Rogers
I Don't think so, honey. Eggs.
Bowen Yang
What the fuck?
Matt Rogers
What are you. Someone explain to me the egg of it all. It's a bunch of plasma and a yolk. And there's a film around that where if you crack the egg, the membrane of the egg is the thing that makes it hard. So that if you have shards of egg in your container in which you are trying to whisk the egg, it is virtually impossible to take out to extract a shard of eggshell, another piece of eggshell, to scoop it out. But then that runs the risk of more eggshell going into the fucking thing that you go, no, I guess I'll try my luck with a spoon, a chopstick, but then, no, it is always. It is never worth it.
Bowen Yang
15 seconds.
Matt Rogers
This morning I've been practicing my one hand egg crack because guess what? I turn myself on. That's right. I get off to myself when I crack an egg with one hand. And then I looked like a damn fool eating a shard filled omelette while I could have been having something actually normal.
Jinkx Monsoon
Don't eat meat only eat.
Matt Rogers
Don't go animal based, only plant based.
Bowen Yang
That's what it is. I didn't know you.
Jinkx Monsoon
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Bowen Yang
Yeah.
Matt Rogers
No, no, don't eat.
Jinkx Monsoon
I could not agree with you.
Matt Rogers
Sit down. No, but that doesn't deserve a standing oj.
Jinkx Monsoon
Yes, it does. Because I have spent my whole life having to experience, explain to people the.
Matt Rogers
Egg, the, the shark, the shell.
Jinkx Monsoon
No, it's just like, first of all, yes, you are correct on all of that. But the standing ovation was just to find another person who had that many complaints.
Matt Rogers
I'm with you.
Jinkx Monsoon
Eggs. Because they are such a popular food. The way you scoff.
Bowen Yang
Well, because I had them today.
Jinkx Monsoon
Right, okay. That's what I've dealt with my whole life is everyone likes eggs.
Matt Rogers
Everyone loves eggs.
Bowen Yang
They love them.
Jinkx Monsoon
And do, do I like things where eggs are an ingredient? Of course. But eggs, dealing with them, eating them as the thing I don't like.
Bowen Yang
It is horrible what they start as.
Jinkx Monsoon
Also dealing with them, but I just don't. I don't like the flavor, I don't like the texture. There's so many ways to prepare them. I've tried them all. Don't like them.
Matt Rogers
Don't like them.
Jinkx Monsoon
I don't like eggs. But then I say that and then people think I'm vegan. So then I have to go on this whole fucking thing. And if they don'. Then I go, I don't like eggs. And they go, you don't like eggs? Have you tried them scrambled? Have you tried them fried? And then I'm like, oh, my God, please, not again with the eggs. So most of the time, when people. And then it's like, you don't like eggs. Are you vegan? And I'm like, yeah, I'm vegan. Because I'm like, this will save time. And then the breakfast I am delivered is nothing because they didn't have anything. It's a piece of bread.
Bowen Yang
Again, it's so shocking whenever anyone thinks that just, like, a piece of bread is toast.
Jinkx Monsoon
Yeah, it's sliced. A piece of bread is not toast.
Bowen Yang
It's rule of culture number six.
Matt Rogers
A piece of bread is not toast. The creativity that disappears when you say, I don't want an egg in my thing. Well, they go, oh, well, I guess we could do.
Bowen Yang
We don't have any tofu. It's like, why. I think it's because of the consistency.
Jinkx Monsoon
I think, like, the egg itself. So anyway, I feel like you can like eggs themselves, but your ability to hate them that much at the same time, to hold that much capacity of hatred for eggs. I have finally found one other person who at least shares some kind of passion about that hatred.
Bowen Yang
I have a bad comedy idea for. For you guys. You and Jinx should sing Rihanna hate that. I love you so you know that one. But, like, with eggs in the back, this is like a bad comedy idea. You do it like Little Field in 2013.
Jinkx Monsoon
But I.
Bowen Yang
Those were the days.
Jinkx Monsoon
And I represent the hate. And Bowen represents the love.
Bowen Yang
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
And I feel like it's just a, like, 90s throwback. You guys would Ebony and Ivory tear.
Matt Rogers
At that with me with doing a duet with Jinx.
Jinkx Monsoon
A duet with. I do want to say this about the microplastics and the Michelinas. I always said Michelinas. Anyway.
Bowen Yang
Gasolina and Michelin together.
Jinkx Monsoon
Michelina. I ate them in college.
Matt Rogers
Yes. Delicious, Delicious.
Jinkx Monsoon
Listen, though, you were in Wicked.
Matt Rogers
Yeah.
Jinkx Monsoon
Those are like a dollar a pop. I'm sure they're like, what, five bucks a pop now? They were a dollar a pop in college. Yeah.
Matt Rogers
In the Miquelinas.
Jinkx Monsoon
Are you saying he's. You could probably get a deal.
Matt Rogers
There's something about it.
Jinkx Monsoon
The point is you can get something. Something that is exactly like that, that might cost more, but it will be so much kinder to your body, and it'll satisfy all the same things. And I'm not even saying healthy. I'm not even saying healthy. You have reached this point in your career that if you want to get a take home take and bake lasagna. Or if you want to get something that you put in your oven. I know. You know what? You probably have the money to get one of those. What? Air fryers.
Matt Rogers
The number.
Jinkx Monsoon
I mean, there's so many things you could really step up your game is all I'm saying. Unless what you need is the michelinas, in which case I totally get because I have a can of Dinty Moore beef stew for the very same reason. I don't eat beef anymore. But I know that there is gonna be a. I just once again need to taste Dinty Morpe stew. I used to do it on tour and Michelle Visage would say, starting your day with a little Dinty Moore there, huh? Because it would be 9am and I'd be eating beef stew.
Matt Rogers
The number of spaghetti oats was all off. Spaghetti Oaks in my pantry would freak out.
Jinkx Monsoon
I get them once in a blue moon. I need spaghetti oaks Spire D. Beef.
Matt Rogers
Ravioli in a cake.
Jinkx Monsoon
But that's not microwave. I make them on the stove.
Matt Rogers
They're still pl. But there's plastic in them. I'm sure it's not processed in the same plant.
Jinkx Monsoon
My high horse. You can't avoid it.
Matt Rogers
It's crazy. And it's my favorite food.
Jinkx Monsoon
There's some more. There's some plastic.
Bowen Yang
I mean, listen, we can escape.
Jinkx Monsoon
I'm sorry. I should have cleared it with you before.
Bowen Yang
No, no, no, no. I feel like you're used to this because I'll tell you what was really good. Our reactions. So they'll cut them. No, they'll cut to us. Don't worry.
Jinkx Monsoon
I just also got very self conscious that I might have not been tucked. But you know what I'm embracing. Thank you. Okay, Bo, you can. Don't bleep it. I want people to know that it's an anxiety I deal with.
Bowen Yang
Are you ready to do your. I don't think so, honey.
Jinkx Monsoon
Hold on. Good.
Matt Rogers
Yep.
Bowen Yang
We have to make sure that we are clear.
Matt Rogers
Totally.
Jinkx Monsoon
Okay.
Matt Rogers
Are you ready now?
Jinkx Monsoon
I hope so.
Matt Rogers
This is jinkx monsoons. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.
Jinkx Monsoon
I don't think so, honey. Where has everyone's manners gone? Where the fuck have all your manners gone? Where have all your manners gone? Because I am so serious. I feel like if I try to empathize and if I try to figure out why no one has any manners anymore. And I think. And we all had to like, you know, socially isolate and, you know, you could. It was like, don't Say hi to your friends. So we took that on. But, like, manners. Like, it's not gonna kill you to leave. Hold the door open for two seconds. You know, it's not gonna kill you to not be a cunt to people while you walk down the street. You know what happened to, like, just common decency. Look up from your phone when you're having a conversation with people, you know? And while I'm clearing the air where it's like, condoms. What's that all about? I paid for the research. I donated my money to that cancer research fund. It's a moot point anyway. I have diaphragms now.
Matt Rogers
That's one minute. Whatever happened to good breeding and nice manner?
Bowen Yang
Nice manners and good breeding is hopefully both.
Matt Rogers
Hopefully both.
Jinkx Monsoon
You know that I thought long and hard about everything we discussed today that I knew was on the docket. Right.
Bowen Yang
And you wanted to really give.
Matt Rogers
Thank you for sticking to this.
Jinkx Monsoon
I really thought long and hard about that. And I'm like, is this gonna sound classist? Is this.
Matt Rogers
It's not about class.
Jinkx Monsoon
It's literally common decency.
Bowen Yang
It's, don't slam the door behind me when you see me coming.
Jinkx Monsoon
I don't think it's no small fault to our leader showing no class or decorum that now people feel like that's.
Matt Rogers
Out there's social malaise, and therefore everybody is, like, in their own little space.
Jinkx Monsoon
And listen, in Times Square, I'm just trying to get through as quickly as possible. But I'm not being a cunt while I'm doing it. In fact, because I'm from the Pacific Northwest, I would rather go out into the street and walk around a crowded sidewalk. Maybe I do it in a huff if I'm late. I try not to be late because I. Anyway, but I'm so passive aggressive that I'd rather walk around the issue than say, excuse me, because I'm so scared it's gonna come out. Excuse me.
Bowen Yang
And in which case, you wouldn't be having the best. You'd be having good marriages.
Jinkx Monsoon
Excuse me. Could you get five children wrangled so that I can get to my rehearsal?
Bowen Yang
Get your kids wrangled.
Jinkx Monsoon
Want to say I'm a Broadway star, but that's what we're talking about here, and you're making me feel.
Bowen Yang
Feel it as you swiftly pass by.
Jinkx Monsoon
So anyway, I have a personal investment in people remembering to just be decent to one another for many, many reasons. One, because I'm a person and we're all just people. And, like, how the hell are you Gonna make life hell for everyone else. That's who you wanna be. You wanna add to the problem. You see a problem and you wanna add to it. You wanna press the door close button. I'm in a building where I have never seen so many people get on an elevator and press the door close button frantically, like in front of you as you're about.
Matt Rogers
As you get into their one time. That sucks.
Jinkx Monsoon
But mostly it's like I'm in. I hold the door open for them to then watch them go. I'm like, yeah, it brings out something animal pain. It's breaking my brain. Brain. Because I don't. I used to joke like, you know, people are like, how'd you get to be so polite? Or whatever. And I'm like, I just was raised right and I.
Bowen Yang
How'd you get to be so polite? That's such a beautiful thing.
Jinkx Monsoon
So sweet. How'd you get to be so sweet? As you're very nicely. Won't you tell me very kindly How'd you get to be so sweet? I could also do why Mad TV is a big part of culture that.
Matt Rogers
Made that we have to.
Bowen Yang
When I had.
Jinkx Monsoon
It was my goal to have all I had. Nicole Sullivan, Mo Collins, Stephanie. We've had Wilson.
Matt Rogers
No, no, I'm saying like you need. You need to do this.
Jinkx Monsoon
Let me tell you, I've. Oh, yeah. I would love to host a reunion the way Andy Cohen does with Housewives and just talk about him as drag him. You know, if there were any reason to do like a live. Hi, Jinx. Oh my God. I think you just. I think you just. Do I have to pay you now?
Bowen Yang
We can talk about producer stuff on air. We're going to say no, absolutely not. But then we're like really mean and sharp.
Jinkx Monsoon
I want to cut of that tour you do with the Mad TV women. Yeah.
Matt Rogers
Oh, no, no.
Bowen Yang
Nothing happens here.
Matt Rogers
Are we getting this?
Jinkx Monsoon
And he wouldn't. I want to produce it. I'm going to produce it myself.
Bowen Yang
We're all going to co produce.
Jinkx Monsoon
You want to be an angel donor? Of course.
Bowen Yang
Listen, Jinx is still in unmarried till the 20 damn 8th. We went at the time of our lives. But of course we did because you're fucking brilliant.
Jinkx Monsoon
Oh, thank you. And you both are as well.
Bowen Yang
We love you dearly.
Jinkx Monsoon
Thank you.
Bowen Yang
We end every episode, every single episode with a song. Do you know what's in my head? Do you want to have fun? Fun, fun.
Jinkx Monsoon
How's about a few laughs?
Bowen Yang
Laughs. I can show you a fun laughs.
Jinkx Monsoon
Good times. Fun laughs. Good times, fun, laughs, good times.
Bowen Yang
And then there's a bunch of stuff about what happens when you walk in the joint. You can find it online.
Matt Rogers
Las Coltristas is a Production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio Podcasts.
Bowen Yang
Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, executive produced by Anna Hosnier and produced by Becca Ramos, edited and.
Matt Rogers
Mixed by Doug Baines and our music.
Bowen Yang
Is by Henry Kabirsky. There's my at home voice and my podcast voice. My podcast voice is like a leveled up version of me. Kind of like the new Digiorno Wood style crust pizza with a leveled up crispy yet perfectly airy crust. Now that DiGiorno has new wood fired style crust pizzas, I might start doing the show from home. Digiorno is dropping a new crust in four topping varieties, Premium Pepperoni Supreme Speciale, Italian Meat Trio and four cheese. I'll have all four. You've never had pizza like this at home. It's restaurant quality pizza without all the other restaurant stuff. The new Digiorno Wood fired style crust pizza. It's not delivery, it's Digiorno. You can't spell Culturistas without R I.
Matt Rogers
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Bowen Yang
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Matt Rogers
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Bowen Yang
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Matt Rogers
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Matt Rogers
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Matt Rogers
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Bowen Yang
Do you know what the perfect addition is to any party?
Jinkx Monsoon
What?
Bowen Yang
A Casamigos Margarita.
Matt Rogers
Everyone loves a Casamigos margarita. She really is that girl.
Bowen Yang
It's true. Everyone can get behind her.
Matt Rogers
She's a little tangy, little sweet. She's good. Any which way.
Bowen Yang
Anything goes with my casamigos.
Matt Rogers
And that's rule of culture number 87, cuz. Anything goes with my casamigos.
Bowen Yang
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Jinkx Monsoon
This is an iHeart podcast.
Podcast: Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Episode: "Tangent Zone" (w/ Jinkx Monsoon)
Date: September 24, 2025
In this vibrant, freewheeling episode, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang welcome the always-iconic Jinkx Monsoon for a deep dive into queer visibility, Broadway, awards season, neurodiversity, and the formative cultural touchstones that shape their art. The trio navigates tangents galore ("Tangent Zone" lives up to its name), riffing on everything from egg aversions and awards show etiquette to the nuanced craft of playing "drunk" on stage and being true to queer voices in a shifting entertainment world. The episode is celebratory, candid, occasionally unfiltered—and packed with signature Las Culturistas energy.
This episode is a joyous, candid, and insightful celebration of queer culture and the creative process, featuring some of Broadway and drag’s brightest. Whether riffing about pop culture or unpacking the deeper realities of queer visibility, Jinkx, Matt, and Bowen’s rapport transforms every tangent into essential listening for anyone passionate about LGBTQ+ community, performance, and what it means to make culture—and live it boldly.