The 2025 LCCA Nominations Announcement

Summary

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang Episode: The 2025 LCCA Nominations Announcement Release Date: July 23, 2025

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Introduction

In the July 23, 2025 episode of Las Culturistas titled "The 2025 LCCA Nominations Announcement," hosts Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, along with their sizzling special guests, embark on an entertaining and insightful journey to unveil the nominees for the 4th annual Las Culturistas Culture Awards (LCCA). This marks a significant milestone as it is the first time the awards will be televised, airing on Bravo on August 5 and streaming on Peacock the following day.

Announcing the Nominees

The episode is structured around the introduction of various award categories, each accompanied by a list of nominees. The hosts infuse humor and cultural commentary throughout the nomination process, making the segments both informative and engaging.

Most Iconic Building or Structure

• Nominees: Universal Helios Grand Hotel, Lowe's Hotel, Epic Universe, Gobi Tent, Coachella, Coney Island Cyclone, Lumen Headquarters, Severance, Mirror House, Abracadabra, Lady Gaga (SNL).
• Highlight Quote: Matt Rogers humorously quips, "The beach could be an amazing place to drink." ([00:27])

Best Vibe

• Nominees: Japan All, Spirit Tunnel, Jennifer Hudson Show, Top Chef Canada, Seth Meyers, Dochi.
• Highlight Quote: Bowen Yang remarks, "Best vibe, hands down." ([03:50])

Best Movie of All Time

• Nominees: Tar, A Star is Born, Gagachella Bootleg from Videomoon CN, The Incredibles, Nutty Professor 2, The Clumps.
• Discussion Insight: The hosts delve into the cultural impact of these films, debating their enduring legacies.

Social Change Moment of the Year

• Sponsored by West Elm
• Nominees: Gagachella College Students’ Activism, Jojo Siwa’s Evolution, Zoran Mamdani’s Press Tour, A Gay Celebrity’s Children’s Book.
• Notable Quote: Matt Rogers comments, "Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control." ([02:17])

Kindest Greeting

• Nominees:
  • "Oh, my God. Oh, you're here."
  • "I refuse to believe that because you look so amazing."
  • "And we've met several times and I remember."
• Humorous Take: Bowen Yang presents these heartfelt yet comedic greetings, highlighting the nuances of social interactions.

Best Breakfast

• Nominees: Egg McMuffin, Yogurt and Berries, Banana, Crab Cake Benedict, Black Coffee.
• Quote: Matt Rogers shares his personal routine, "I'm actually intermittent fasting." ([05:37])

Best Lunch and Dinner

• Lunch Nominees: Half soup, tomato, half salad Caesar fries, half soup, tomato, half grilled cheese American Pre-A manger UK selection, Free.
• Dinner Nominees: Chicken Parmesan, Korean Food, Tacos, Gourmet Burgers, Home-cooked Meals.
• Discussion: The hosts explore diverse culinary preferences, emphasizing cultural influences on meal choices.

Best Beverage

• Nominees: Dr. Pepper, Whole Milk Martini, Filthy with Way Too Much Sauce, Big Airport Essentia, Celsius.
• Quote: Bowen Yang humorously introduces, "Big Airport Essentia and Celsius." ([07:16])

Special Award Categories

The episode also features unique and whimsical award categories that reflect the hosts' signature humor and cultural insights.

Moon Award for Shining Brightly

• Nominees: Michelle Williams, Sarah Sherman, Chase Sui Wonders.
• Notable Interaction: Matt Rogers exclaims, "Look, man." as they discuss the nominees ([03:00]).

Sun Award for So Hot

• Nominees: Lucy Dacus, Cate Blanchett, Bad Bunny, Calvin Klein Coffee.
• Humorous Commentary: Bowen Yang adds, "Things are starting to go south." ([07:46])

Hags Award for Abbreviated Things to Say

• Nominees: Devo Devastated, Def, Dhatk Later, Didhawhtm, etc.
• Insight: The hosts playfully critique modern linguistic trends, emphasizing brevity and slang.

Trans Rights Award for Indispensable Items

• Nominees: Diet Coke, Fat Ass, Dignity, Netflix, Water Bottle on the Plane.
• Quote: Matt Rogers states, "Open your account in two [e-mail] culturistas." ([12:26])

Notable Discussions and Highlights

Throughout the nomination announcements, Rogers and Yang engage in lively banter, offering personal anecdotes and cultural critiques that enrich the listening experience.

• Chappaquiddick Reflection: Matt Rogers provides a thoughtful take on the infamous incident involving Ted Kennedy, stating, "Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control." ([02:17])

• Personal Anecdotes: Bowen Yang shares a lighthearted moment, "Bowen, look over there. Wow." ([02:56]), showcasing the hosts' chemistry and spontaneous interactions.

• Humorous Exchanges: The hosts frequently engage in comedic exchanges, such as Matt Rogers lamenting missing his eye and reacting to unexpected sights, adding a layer of humor to the episode.

Conclusion

The episode culminates with the recap of nominees and a look forward to the televised awards ceremony. Rogers and Yang express excitement about celebrating the nominees' contributions to culture, emphasizing the importance of recognizing diverse and impactful achievements.

• Final Remarks: Bowen Yang concludes, "We hope you join us and we hope you celebrate all the nominees for their contributions to the culture." ([68:26])

• Upcoming Broadcast: Matt Rogers reminds listeners, "These will also be airing on Bravo August 5, streaming the next day forever on Peacock." ([68:57])

Production Credits

The episode is produced by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio Podcasts, with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang as creators and hosts. Executive production is handled by Anna Hosnier, along with contributions from Becca Ramos, Doug Behm, Monique Laborde, and music by Henry Kabirski.

Notable Quotes

• Matt Rogers: "One shouldn't just mean the end of work, it should mean the beginning of fun." ([00:08])

• Bowen Yang: "Life's too short not to do whatever tastes good. Sip easy. Enjoy Malibu responsibly." ([00:32])

• Matt Rogers: "Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control." ([02:17])

• Bowen Yang: "Things are starting to go south." ([07:46])

• Matt Rogers: "Open your account in two [e-mail] culturistas." ([12:26])

Final Thoughts

"The 2025 LCCA Nominations Announcement" episode of Las Culturistas blends humor, cultural commentary, and heartfelt moments to deliver an engaging and memorable experience. Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang expertly navigate through a myriad of award categories, offering listeners a mix of satire and genuine appreciation for the nominees' contributions to contemporary culture.

For those who haven't tuned in, this episode serves as a vibrant showcase of pop culture's evolving landscape, all delivered with the hosts' unique flair and comedic genius.

Transcript

[Matt Rogers]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[Bowen Yang]

This episode of Las Culturistas is brought to you by Malibu5o.

[Matt Rogers]

One shouldn't just mean the end of work, it should mean the beginning of fun.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes, with a Malibu cocktail, it's like a mini vacation without ever getting on.

[Matt Rogers]

A plane because you deserve to unplug, disconnect and live in the moment.

[Bowen Yang]

I love to enjoy a cocktail with my friends at a local watering hole, a classier bar or at home.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm going to say it the beach could be an amazing place to drink.

[Bowen Yang]

Clock off with Malibu because life's too short not to do whatever tastes good. Sip easy. Enjoy Malibu responsibly.

[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

Search iHeart Women's Sports to listen now. So what happened to Chappaquiddick?

[Matt Rogers]

Well, it really depends on who you talk to. There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a park and left a woman behind to drown. Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control. Every week we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family.

[Sarah Spain]

Listen to United States of Kennedy on.

[Matt Rogers]

The iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever.

[Bowen Yang]

You get your podcast. Look, man.

[Matt Rogers]

Where? Oh, I see my eye. Oh, my. Bowen, look over there.

[Bowen Yang]

Wow.

[Matt Rogers]

Is that the culture? Yes.

[Bowen Yang]

Goodness.

[Matt Rogers]

Wow.

[Bowen Yang]

Let's.

[Matt Rogers]

Good morning.

[Bowen Yang]

Good morning.

[Matt Rogers]

It's great to be with you today.

[Bowen Yang]

Bright and early.

[Matt Rogers]

Bright and early. But it's very exciting because we are here finally to announce the nominees for the 4th annual Las Culturistas Culture Awards and the first televised Las Culturistas culture.

[Bowen Yang]

Awards, airing Aug. 5 on Bravo and streaming the next day on Peacock. Well, I think we should just get started.

[Matt Rogers]

I guess we should.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of most iconic building or structure, the nominees are Universal Helios Grand Hotel A Lowe's Hotel Epic Universe, Gobi Tent, Coachella, the Coney Island Cyclone, Lumen Headquarters, Severance and Mirror House. Abracadabra. Lady Gaga, snl. These are the nominees for most iconic building or structure.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best vibe, hands down, the nominees are Japan all, the Spirit Tunnel, the Jennifer Hudson Show, Top Chef Canada, Seth Meyers and Dochi. These are the nominees for best vibe, hands down.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of best movie of all time, the nominees are Tar A Star is Born, Gagachella bootleg from Videomoon CN the Incredibles. And Nutty Professor 2 the Clumps. These are the nominees for best movie of all time.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of social change moment of the year, sponsored by West Elm, the nominees are Gagachella College students do what they've been educated to do. Jojo Siwa continues to evolve. Zoran Mamdani press tour being somehow not cringe. And when a gay celebrity writes a children's book. These are the nominees for the social change moment of the year sponsored by West Elm.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of kindest greeting, the nominees are. Stop.

[Sarah Spain]

Ah.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God. Oh, you're here. Then I won't leave. You just got off a plane. I refuse to believe that because you look so amazing.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

Shirt. And we've met several times and I remember. These are the nominees for kindest greeting.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best breakfast, the nominees are Egg McMuffin yogurt and berries. A banana. If you don't have time necessarily to do like a whole thing. Crab cake Benedict and just a black coffee. I'm actually intermittent fasting. These are the nominees for best breakfast.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of best lunch, the nominees Are half soup, tomato, half salad, Caesar fries and Caesar half soup, tomato, half grilled cheese, American pre a manger UK selection and free. These are the nominees for best lunch.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best dinner, the nominees are chicken parmesan, Korean food, all tarig. I actually heard the burger here is really good. It's $46 and you get home and your new lover cooked for you again. So far they are amazing. These are the nominees for best dinner.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of best beverage, the nominees are Dr. Pepper Whole Milk martini that you order by saying filthy with way too much sauce. Big airport Essentia and Celsius. These are the nominees for best beverage.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of moon award for shining brightly the nominees are Michelle Williams Death becomes her. Michelle Williams dying for sex. Sarah Sherman in a wig, Dreamworks Moon with the boy on who fishes and Chase Sui Wonders the studio. These are the nominees for the moon award for shining brightly.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of sun award for so hot the nominees are Lucy dacus, Cate Blanchett, Dr. Orna Goralnik, bad Bunny, Calvin Klein coffee that your new lover just brought back from the store. And oh my God, he should have told me this was gonna be so hot. Things are starting to go south. These are the nominees for sun award for so fucking hot.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of filet mignon award for best beef, the nominees are ribeye, Miss Piggy defending herself using the art of karate. Hilary Duff vs. Faye Dunaway, Benito Skinner overcompensating and bulgogi. These are the nominees for the filet mignard award for best beefs.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of Canada award for Canadian delicacy, the nominees are Alanis Morissettes, all dressed chips, maple syrup on a stick on ice. Bowen Yang, age 8. Thank you. Celestium, age 21. Got legal and moved to us, please. These are the nominees for Canada award for Canadian delicacy. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you so much.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of worst sticky feeling, the nominees are Jolly Rancher on hand. Hate that. When you touch a child's hand and it's like, what was that? Various surfaces at Sephora. Women know about that toiletry bag after a long flight. What is that? What is that? And the one you still have for your ex. The relationship is over. But now, even after all that, still thinking about him. And after all that. These are the nominees for worst sticky feeling.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of Borders award for store that should come back. The nominees are Delia's American Apparel, Radio Shack, Halen Hardy and Quiznos. But now we're hearing it might still Be around. Let us know.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

These are the nominees for Borders award for store.

[Matt Rogers]

That should come back in the category of sport we would love to know more about. The nominees are pickleball, since y' all are so obsessed. Women's rugby, women's men's cheerleading, men's Nike and volleyball. Bunch of guys in the park, can't tell how many are gay, how many are. That is the big question. These are the nominees for sport we would love to know more about.

[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

Ubiquitous even.

[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Ian Pfaff]

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[Bowen Yang]

In the category of best gift for mom, the nominees are Necklace Glow perfume By JLo from 2002. Card you signed for your sibling as well because God knows they weren't taking initiative. A shirt and the size you choose feels like a trap. Your mom is a narcissist and you can't win, never could. And a grandchild despite the fact the world lol Anyways. These are the nominees for best gift for mom.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best gift for dad, the nominees are Golf Rather Nice Pen, Apple Watch, Evergreen Ticket to the Sphere, Las Vegas and book about war he already owns. These are the nominees for best gift for dad.

[Bowen Yang]

The category of best gift for sibling cousin. The nominees are Earrings onesie for a baby. You're almost positive they have blank journal that says I know nothing about you. Fill these pages. Bottle of Sauvignon blanc from corner and vintage sure, which is really just something you hate that you got from your mother who is also their mother slash aunt. These are the nominees for best gift for sibling slash cousin.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of in this house we believe in award for best yard sign, the nominees are Beware of dog for sale. Bonnie Salati for Remax. No soliciting unless you have a big fat ass and a great warm smile. In this house we believe Black lives matter, women's rights, equal human rights. No human is illegal. Science is real, love is love, Diversity makes us stronger. And injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. And technically not a sign, but a themed flag for the season. Like pumpkin bunnies, et cetera. So you know what time of year it is when you glance upon the sign. These are the nominees for in this house we believe in award for best yard sign.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of best city up and coming, the nominees are Bentonville, Arkansas, Sayville, New York, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Reykjavik, Iceland, and oh Trust. Whatever city I'm in, I got all the boys up and coming, please. These are the nominees for best city up and coming.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best city established, the nominees are Epcot, Walt Disney World, Sin City, Gotham City, simcity, and oh Trust. Whatever city I'm in, I'm establishing connections with the boys. These are the nominees for best city established.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of AKA award for other way to say that the nominees are they passed, AKA they died. She did the damn thing. AKA she did well doing the deed. AKA knocking boots. AKA kissing and more. AKA sex. You freaked that. AKA you did well and smashed it. AKA someone did well British. These are the nominees for AKA award for other way to say that.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of walking home alone award for what women have to do, the nominees are Purse heavy. Too big purse so small, not functional. Just go and talk to him to make sure he's okay. Learn about toxic shock syndrome and then worry about it until you die. And heels on the grass at a wedding. These are the nominees for the walking home alone award for what women have to do.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of hypochondriac award for illness we think we have this time. The nominees are norovirus fungal infection, slash staph infection. Depression that apparently requires ketamine. The way y' all do it, strep again. And this is not a sickness, but my foot is broken. These are. These are the nominees for a hypochondriac award for illness we think we have this time.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of right hand arm man award for best nicknames, the nominees are best friend, confidant, silly rabbit, Jules for Julia and queen bee for Beyonce. These are the nominees for the right hand arm award for nicknames.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of hags award for abbreviated things to say, the nominees are Devo devastated, defo, definitely tktk later. We are going to get to this, but not right now. Dyhawhtm. Did you hear about what happened to Marie? An rho SLC unknown. These are the nominees for the hags award for abbreviated thing to say.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of trans rights award for stuff you can't take away from us even if you tried, the nominees are My diet coke, this fat ass, my dignity, my Netflix and my water bottle on the plane. You got what you wanted, the water, now let me have the bottle from my collections. These are the nominees for the trans rights award for stuff you can't take away from us even if you tried.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of the secret to life, the nominees are. Fuck a funny nerd. Forgiving your mama first thing every day. Water workout every day even for two minutes. Donatella, Versace, Vogue, 73 questions and dance like everyone is watching and they are simply obsessed. These are the nominees for the secret to life.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best alternative to God bless you, the nominees are. Oh, do you have allergies? Do not sneeze on me. I cannot get sick. This week. I'm an atheist, but good luck with that.

[Bowen Yang]

That was me yesterday.

[Matt Rogers]

And salu not salud. Salut. These are the nominees for best alternative to God bless you.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of best way to be Together, the nominees are Conjugal Visit for when one of you in prison forever, Blood Relative Family Reunion in a row and Respectful. These are the nominees for best way to be Together.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best Damn Bird, the nominees are Lovebirds cause you know they are in love. Daisy Duck Articuno, the one Nelly Furtado is like and Thief who Stole my Mother. Katrina Rogers Sandwich AKA the Original Doll. These are the nominees for best Damn.

[Bowen Yang]

Bird, the category of Grief of the Year. The nominees are Avatar 2, the Way of Water. Bowen's birthday was the day after the 2024 election. The boat episode of Succession when we thought for a second Pervy Lobro died on White Lotus from the protein smoothie and Paige left Summerhouse. These are the nominees for grief of the year. You know, the thing about being outdoors and entertaining your friends outdoors is a gorgeous, affordable little bin to stuff all the covers and the tchotchkes and the things and the bobs.

[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

Outdoor entertaining, cookout shop, patio tables, grills and dishware. Game night. Wayfair's got cornhole croquet and string lights to set the scene.

[Matt Rogers]

And with fast and easy shipping, it's never been easier to get ready to partay.

[Bowen Yang]

So however you kick back outback, go to Wayfair for effortless entertaining and game filled gatherings. Get big stuff like patio sets, gazebos, hot tubs, outdoor dining sets and more shipped free. Shop outdoor furniture, grills, lawn games and way more for way less. Head to Wayfair.com right now to explore our huge outdoor selection.

[Matt Rogers]

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[Ian Pfaff]

My Uncle Chris is definitely somebody worth talking about. He was the kind of guy that used Confederate flags as window curtains, lived in a trailer with an ex con and a retired stripper, left loaded machine guns laying around, drank a bottle of whiskey a night, claimed he could kill a man with his bare hands, drove a garbage truck for a living, spoke fluent Spanish with a thick Southern accent, and is currently buried in a crypt alongside the founding families of Panama. Listen to the Uncle Chris podcast to hear all about him and a whole lot more. This collection of stories will make you laugh. It'll make you cry. And if I do my job right, they'll let you see the world and your place in it in a whole new way. I can't wait to tell you all about Uncle Chris. Listen now to Uncle Chris on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts.

[Kelly Harnett]

Kelly Harnett spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm 100% innocent.

[Kelly Harnett]

While behind bars, she learned the law from scratch.

[Matt Rogers]

He goes, oh God.

[Kelly Harnett]

Harnett Jailhouse Lawyer and as she fought for herself, she also became a lifeline for the women locked up alongside her.

[Ian Pfaff]

You're supposed to have your faith in.

[Bowen Yang]

God, but I had nothing but faith in her.

[Kelly Harnett]

So many of these women had lived the same stories.

[Matt Rogers]

I said, were you a victim of domestic violence?

[Kelly Harnett]

And she was like, yeah, but maybe Kelly could change the ending.

[Ian Pfaff]

I said, how many people have gotten.

[Matt Rogers]

Other incarcerated individuals out of here? I'm gonna be the first one to do that.

[Kelly Harnett]

This is the story of Kelly Harnett, a woman who spent 12 years fighting not just for her own freedom, but her girlfriend's too.

[Matt Rogers]

I think I have a mission from.

[Ian Pfaff]

God to save souls by getting people out of prison.

[Kelly Harnett]

The Girlfriends Jailhouse Lawyer listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of we could go see boop award for best thing to see the nominees are boop. John proctor is the villain the new flick from that cool young director at the Angelica AKA sorry baby by Ava Victor sweat tour and Molly Gordon in anything. These are the nominees for we could go see boop award for best thing to see.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of woman of a certain age award the nominees are Jenna Ortega, 22 Dame Helen Mirren, 79 Queen Elizabeth I elizabethan age Betty Boop timeless and Winona Ryder, the age of innocence. These are the nominees of women of a certain age award.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of harshest truth about wicked the nominees are ableism and as a result bullying, racism and as a result bullying. The mom cheated on the dad, adultery, fascism as a result of bullying and Fanny not realized we don't really get into his gay story. What was that like? Was it hard coming out or was Fanny born wealthy Prequel idea about this. These are the nominees for harshest truth about wicked.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of worst animal to find is hiding in your home. The nominees are opossum, raccoon, human, nasty person you barely know, possum and bunch of lobsters. These are the nominees for worst animal to find is hiding in your home.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of most reductive way to note that a gay man is speaking, the nominees are bit fruity, eh? That fag santo, he's so zesty. We at the network love his sass and niche. These are the nominees for most reductive way to note that a gay man is speaking.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of best title for a book, the nominees are the upstairs of the house, Twilight. She freaked it with that the Bible 2. The squeakquel conflict is not abuse. You can learn a lot from just this title. And oh, this body it stays keeping the score. These are the nominees for best title for a book.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of style icon award, the nominees are Zendaya Shrek, Anna Wintour, Dracula and Dr. Orna Goralnik. These are the nominees for style icon award.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of COVID our bases award for thing you have to admit happened this year, the nominees are law and order. It ends with us. Carla Sofia on cnn, Adrien Brody spit his gum out at the oscars, threw it to his date and Matt and bone were in the shot a minor at the super bowl and subway series we think. These are the nominees for cover our bases award for thing you have to admit happened this year.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of I love you award for best three words together the Nominees are. Pizza is here. Pink Pony club. Welcome to Hawaii. You're my friend and it bears repeating. These are the nominees for the I love you award for best three words together.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of docusign award for technology that moved us forward. The nominees are Ring Camera, Chromecast. When phones touch tips and something happens, Share Password and Stanley Cup. These are the nominees for docusign award for technology that moved us forward.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best title for the next Bridget Jones, the nominees are Bridget Jones 5.

[Bowen Yang]

Oops.

[Matt Rogers]

All Bridgets 5. Bridget's 5. Jones. Bridget Jones. Oh, no, she better Bridget. Bridget on all or Nothing. And Bridget Jones to Terabithia. These are the nominees for best title for the next Bridget Jones.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of today show award for excellence in the morning, the nominees are Jenna Bush Hager. Sex at Times, My girl Nanda at the coffee shop that I see each day. Bodega guys that call you boss. And Muffin. These are the nominees for today's show award for excellence in the morning.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of flirtiest thing you could ever say, the nominees are. You can sit by me, text me your number so I have it. Fuck me tonight. Can you hold my shirt if I take it off? And do you want to go see a Broadway show tonight? These are the nominees. The flirtiest thing you could ever say.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of song that they're absolutely blasting in Trader Joe's, the nominees are I write Sins, not Tragedies, Panic at the Disco, into the Groove, Madonna, Rich Girl, Gwen Stefani, Higher Creed and Rich girl hall of Notes. These are the nominees for a song that they're absolutely blasting in Trader Joe's.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of Hunger Games award for best huge franchise, the nominees are Boop. Shrek Crest, the Hadids and Yo Gabba Gabba. These are the nominees for the Hunger Games award for best huge franchise.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of Lindsay Lohan and Parent Trap award for twins excellence, the nominees are Michael B. Jordan, Sinners, Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson, Dicks the Musical, Lisa Kudrow, Friends Slash Frasier, Zooey Deschanel, Married to a Twin and Soap operas Evil and normal. These are the nominees for Lindsay Lohan and parentrap award for twins excellence.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of the Sweat Tour award for best live indoor performance, the nominees are the Sweat Tour Brat Tour Killa, Lady Gaga, snl, Boop. And Bowen Yang and Lady Gaga. No more slay, snl. These are the nominees for the Sweat Tour award for best live indoor performance. Congratulations. Thank you.

[Bowen Yang]

It's really well served. Richly deserved. In the category of finalist of the year. The nominees are Dr. Orna Gorelnik Gabriette, Delta Work Boop and Megan Fahey. These are the nominees for finalist of the year.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best picture literal picture, the nominees are Dylan Efron but in Air Luigi Mangione, Reveal Lisa Rinna, Eminem Walton Goggins During Sam Rockwell's crazy ass monologue, the White Lotus and picture of a Horse that a Child drew. These are the nominees for best picture literal picture.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of Santa award for being unforgettable, the nominees Daisy Duck, Toad Mario, Sarah Snook, Gaga, Chella and Rosie o'. Donnell. And Just like that. These are the nominees for Santa award for being unforgettable.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of most iconic exchange of words, the nominees Defying Gravity, Intro Ari and Cynthia High Body Count Hair, Angie Katsanevas. Does he make you laugh? He doesn't make me cry. Ocean's Eleven. Does he gag you? He doesn't Clock my tea. Meme of Ocean's Eleven. But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean at the end. Well, baby, I went down and got it for you. Ah, you shouldn't have. Britney Spears.

[Bowen Yang]

Oops.

[Matt Rogers]

I did it again. These are the nominees for most iconic exchange of words.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of Titanic award for monoculture, the nominees are Rotisserie Chicken, Miss Piggy, the White Lotus, the letter S and Wicked. Sorry.

[Matt Rogers]

It's okay.

[Bowen Yang]

These are the nominees for the Titanic award for monoculture.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best gay Guy normal, the nominees are British My Friend Lucas, Low Key, Jacked Nurse, Understanding Palm Springs, Airbnb Host and Jared. These are the nominees for best gay Guy Normal.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of best gay Guy famous, the nominees are Jonathan Bailey, Andrew Scott, Andy Cohen, Tramell Tillman and the one you're thinking him. These are the nominees for best gay Guy Famous.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best gay Guy Somewhere in between, the nominees are Fire Island Pines Bartender 1 with 25,000 followers, pop star makeup artist Jimmy Fowley and the Incredible Pat Regan. These are the nominees for best gay guy Somewhere in between.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of the greatest showman, the nominees are Sutton Foster, Cola Scola, Jeff Goldblum, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. These are the nominees for the greatest showman.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of album of the year, the nominees are Mayhem, Lady Gaga, Am I the drama Cardi B. Now that's what I Call Music. Volume 7 stripped, Christina Aguilera and 1989 Taylor Swift. These are the nominees for album of the year.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of father award, the nominees are Mark Duplass, Andy Cohen, Barack Obama, Mark Ruffalo and J.J. abrams, father of Gracie Abrams, which Barbra Streisand found out. These are nominees for father award.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of Daddy award, the nominees are Adam brody, Freddie Prinze Jr. The Men of the Four Seasons, Ricky Martin and dad from inside out that gay twitter is still wanting to bang them out. And same. These are the nominees for the daddy award.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of circus award for Stop being weird the nominees are. Well, the circus, of course. Hinge date person obsessed with being poly but is single. If you're still like I'm a Hufflepuff, like give me a fucking break for Christ's sake. And Airbnb hosts and the locks they choose. These are the nominees for circus award for Stop being Weird.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of Eva Longoria award for tiny woman Huge impact, the nominees are Boop. Sabrina Carpenter, Quinta Brunson, Toad Mario and AOC These are the nominees for the Eva Longoria award for tiny huge impact.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of best laugher, the nominees are Brittany Murphy, Katie Gavin, Muna RuPaul, Charles Elphaba, Throp Wicked and SpongeBob. These are the nominees for best laugher.

[Matt Rogers]

That sucks. Elphaba didn't get nominated for her other thing.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best crier, the nominees are Rachel McAdams, Demi Moore, Galinda Upland Wicked, Lauren Conrad Black Mascara, Tear the Hills and Timothee Chalamet wearing gay guy shirt crying gay guy tears. Call me by your name. These are the nominees for best crier.

[Bowen Yang]

Linda Upland to get nominated for her.

[Matt Rogers]

Other thing, it's crazy. That would be upset if I were.

[Bowen Yang]

Her only for Wiccan. In the category of pop Crave award for excellence in journalism, the nominees are Caitlin Collins, George Clooney, Steve Kornacki the other election, not this One, Amelia Demoldenberg and Conclave 2024. These are the nominees for Pop Crave award for excellence in journalism.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best 2023 moment, the nominees are Barbenheimer Eras Tour Chinese Spy Balloon, Ariana Maddox, Terra Sandoval up and Gwyneth Paltrow Skiing Lawsuit. These are the nominees for Best 2023 Moment.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of Tina Turner Legend award, the nominees are Audra McDonald Clairo Melissa Etheridge, Monstro, Alyssa sue and Cecily Strong. These are the nominees for Tina Turner Legend award.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of Song of the summer, the nominees are Flowers, Miley Cyrus Espresso, Sabrina Carpenter Party in the USA Miley Cyrus Graduation Friends Forever Vitamin C and Sweet Caroline Unknown. These are the nominees for Song of the Summer.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of Famke Janssen Name Award, the nominees are Charlie Puth, Mariska Harjitay, Dr. Victoria, Frankenstein. Yeah, Betty Boop and Madison Beer. These are the nominees for Famke Janssen Name Award. You know, the thing about being outdoors and entertaining your friends outdoors is a gorgeous, affordable little bin to stuff all the covers and the tchotchkes and the things and the bobs and you need your bins.

[Matt Rogers]

And this is the thing about Wayfair too is they've got so much more than just furniture. I actually bought a vacuum cleaner that I absolutely love and that was a Wayfair buy baby. So listen, if you're needing to clean up the house, do your thing. If you need a little backyard get together, et cetera, Wayfair is your one stop shop for outdoor entertaining.

[Bowen Yang]

Cookout shop, patio tables, grills and dishware. Game night. Wayfair's got cornhole croquet and string lights to set the scene and with fast.

[Matt Rogers]

And easy shipping, it's never been easier to get ready to partay.

[Bowen Yang]

So however you kick back outback, go to Wayfair for effortless entertaining and game filled gatherings. Get big stuff like patio sets, gazebos, hot tubs, outdoor dining sets and more shipped free. Shop outdoor furniture, grills, lawn games and way more for way less. Head to Wayfair.com right now to explore our huge outdoor selection.

[Matt Rogers]

That's W a Y F a a I r.com Wayfair Every style, every home.

[Sarah Spain]

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[Ian Pfaff]

My Uncle Chris is definitely somebody worth talking about. He was the kind of guy that used Confederate flags as window curtains, lived in a trailer with an ex con and a retired stripper, left loaded machine guns laying around, drank a bottle of whiskey a night, claimed he could kill a man with his bare hands, drove a garbage truck for a living, spoke fluent Spanish with a thick Southern accent, and is currently buried in a crypt alongside the founding families of Panama. Listen to the Uncle Chris podcast to hear all about him and a whole lot more. This collection of stories will make you laugh. It'll make you cry. And if I do my job right, they'll let you see the world and your place in it in a whole new way. I can't wait to tell you all about Uncle Chris. Listen now to Uncle Chris on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

[Kelly Harnett]

Kelly Harnett spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm 100% innocent.

[Kelly Harnett]

While behind bars, she learned the law from scratch.

[Matt Rogers]

He goes, oh, God. Harnett, jailhouse lawyer.

[Kelly Harnett]

And as she fought for herself, she also became a lifeline for the women locked up alongside her.

[Ian Pfaff]

You're supposed to have your faith in.

[Bowen Yang]

God, but I had nothing but faith in her.

[Kelly Harnett]

So many of these women had lived the same stories.

[Matt Rogers]

I said, were you a victim of domestic violence?

[Kelly Harnett]

And she was like, yeah, but maybe Kelly could change the ending.

[Ian Pfaff]

I said, how many people have gotten.

[Matt Rogers]

Other incarcerated individuals out of here? I'm going to be the first one to do that.

[Kelly Harnett]

This is the story of Kelly Harnett, a woman who spent 12 years fighting not just for her own freedom, but her girlfriend's, too.

[Matt Rogers]

I think I have a mission from.

[Ian Pfaff]

God to save souls by getting people out of prison.

[Kelly Harnett]

The girlfriends, jailhouse lawyer. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best way to ride with your bitches, the nominees are showstopper by Danity Kane. A sella Quiet car, carpool after swim practice. And we get slurpees. Big van that housewives get on to go on trips and your new crush drives you to the airport. They will never do this again. These are the nominees for best way to ride with your bitches.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of Shh. Don't repeat this award for rumor we are making up, the nominees are. Hailee Steinfeld speaks seven languages and is a certified genius. Football isn't real. Andrew Garfield is dating Melissa Joan Hart. Bowen Yang leaving SNL at some point when you mix purple and gold, you get black. These are the nominees for Shh. Don't repeat this award for rumor we are making up.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of most Matt rogers coded award, the nominees are Soup all discovering FKA twigs in 2024 colorful suits despite colorblindness. Long island but also Florida if you know, you know. And Kate Hudson. These are the nominees for most Matt Rogers coded award.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of most Bowen Yang coded award, the nominees are stu all sat words in casual conversation. Nintendo switch drops puzzlingly single makes you ask what gives and glasses with points of interest. These are the nominees for most Bowen Yang coded award.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best note ever sung, the nominees are in Every night in my dreams my heart will go on the battle cry. Elphaba, defying gravity, sometimes Charlie xcx rewind in the national anthem but not the way she's been acting. And Barbra streisand. You in you can show from tell him duet with Celine dion. These are the nominees for best note ever sung.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of scariest moment in history, the nominees are discovery of fire. Had to be nuts. Paige desorbo leaving summer house. Drones over new Jersey. We never figured this out by the way. Skibidi toilet and hereditary little diva head come off. These are the nominees for scariest moment in history.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of people magazine's sexiest man alive, the nominees are Daniel dae Kim, Dylan o', brien, Dylan efron, Boston rob and Tramell tillman. These are the nominees for people magazine's sexiest man alive.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of the cowboy carter award for best live outdoor performance, the nominees are sunset boulevard. Sunset boulevard Cowboy Carter. Rachel zegler, Evita bowen Yang. Featuring Matt and Celeste Appledance, Coachella and chapel roan music festivals. These are the nominees for the cowboy carter award for best live outdoor performance. Congratulations.

[Matt Rogers]

I was not expecting that.

[Bowen Yang]

Congrats.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of shot we are shooting in this moment, the nominees are Cher on lost Cult. Celine dion on lost. Coach Barbara on lost cultch. Oprah on stratio lab and Taylor swift. These are the nominees for shot we are shooting in this moment.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of best thing you texted your high school friends about, the nominees are Sarah had a baby and it's twins. Congratulations, Sarah. Sarah bought a house. Huge year for Sarah. White lotus. So good. I'm so sad to hear that Sarah got divorced and Sarah is a happy lesbian. Congratulations, Sarah. These are the nominees for best Thing you texted your high school friends about.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best hand moment, excellence in hands, the nominees are Hands by Jewel, Lady Gaga. Put your paws hands up. Sarah Sherman as Nosferatu ad Bryant. You know, if you watch her work, she really does make a lot of interesting hand choices. And 11 minute applause breaks. Cannes Film Festival these are the nominees for best hand moment, excellence in hands.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of most beautiful name for a daughter you haven't even thought of yet, the nominees are Purell, Gasolina, Michelin Vendetta and Stevia. These are the nominees for most beautiful name for a daughter you haven't even thought of yet.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best word to whisper, the nominees are.

[Bowen Yang]

So.

[Matt Rogers]

Sleep, Fuck here and never. These are the nominees for best word to whisper.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of best word to scream, the nominees are Guilty Now, Taxi, Gaga and never. These are the nominees for best word to scream.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of wingdings award for excellence in symbols, the nominees are Grinder app mask indicating sexual interest. Little fire on a menu indicating spicy little peanut on a menu indicating peanut. White smoke from pope building indicating new pope and green light by Lord. These are the nominees for the wingdings award for excellence in symbols.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of best new artists, the nominees are Domingo, Dr. Victoria Frankenstein, Ava Victor, Ms. Eggie and Gabby Windy. These are the nominees for best new artist.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of most amazing impact in film, the nominees are AI, unfortunately and we can tell when it is Kate Winslet hat intro, Titanic music and scoring in film. Jeff Goldblum's chest, Jurassic park and Paul Giamatti blue paint, Big Fat Liar. These are the nominees for most amazing impact in film.

[Bowen Yang]

You know the thing about being outdoors and entertaining your friends outdoors is a gorgeous, affordable little bin to stuff all the covers and the tchotchkes and the things and the bobs and you need your bins.

[Matt Rogers]

And this is the thing about Wayfair too is they've got so much more than just furniture. I actually bought a vacuum cleaner that I absolutely love and that was a Wayfair buy, baby. So listen, if you're needing to clean up the house, do your thing, if you need a little backyard get together, etc. Wayfair's your one stop shop for outdoor entertaining.

[Bowen Yang]

Cookout shop, patio tables, grills and dishware, game night. Wayfair's got cornhole croquet and string lights to set the scene.

[Matt Rogers]

And with fast and easy shipping, it's never been easier to get ready to partay.

[Bowen Yang]

So however you kick back outback, go to Wayfair for effortless entertaining and game filled gatherings. Get big stuff like patio sets, gazebos, hot tubs, outdoor dining sets and more. Shipped free. Shop outdoor furniture, grills, lawn games and way more for way less. Head to Wayfair.com right now to go explore our huge outdoor selection.

[Matt Rogers]

That's W-A-Y-F a I r.com Wayfair Every style, every home.

[Sarah Spain]

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[Ian Pfaff]

My Uncle Chris is definitely somebody worth talking about. He was the kind of guy that lived in a trailer with an ex con and a retired stripper, left loaded machine guns laying around, drank a bottle of whiskey a night, claimed he could kill a man with his bare hands, drove a garbage truck for a living, spoke fluent Spanish with a thick southern accent, and is currently buried in a crypt alongside the founding families of Panama. Listen to the Uncle Chris podcast to hear all about him and a whole lot more. Wild stories about adventure, romance, crime, history and war intertwine as I share the tall tales and hard truths that have helped me understand Uncle Chris. This collection of stories will make you laugh. It'll make you cry. And if I do my job right, they'll let you see the world and your place in it in a whole new way. I can't wait to tell you all about Uncle Chris. Listen now to Uncle Chris on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

[Kelly Harnett]

Kelly Harnett spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm 100% innocent.

[Kelly Harnett]

While behind bars, she learned the law from scratch. He goes, oh, God.

[Matt Rogers]

Harnett, jailhouse lawyer.

[Kelly Harnett]

And as she fought for herself, she also became a lifeline for the women locked up alongside her.

[Ian Pfaff]

You're supposed to have your faith in.

[Bowen Yang]

God, but I had nothing but faith in her.

[Kelly Harnett]

So many of these women had lived the same stories.

[Matt Rogers]

I said, were you a victim of domestic violence?

[Kelly Harnett]

And she was like, yeah, but maybe Kelly could change the ending.

[Ian Pfaff]

I said, how many people have gotten.

[Matt Rogers]

Other incarcerated individuals out of here? I'm going to be the first one to do that.

[Kelly Harnett]

This is the story of Kelly Harnett, a woman who spent 12 years fighting not just for her own freedom, but her girlfriend's too.

[Matt Rogers]

I think I have a mission from.

[Ian Pfaff]

God to save souls by getting people.

[Bowen Yang]

People out of prison.

[Kelly Harnett]

The girlfriends, jailhouse lawyer. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of best Batman woman, the nominees are poison ivy, Dr. Chase Meridian. Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer. Robyn spelled with a Y. This is the riddler's assistant, Robin, whose scenes were cut. And Catwoman Anne Hathaway. These are the nominees for best Batman woman.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of Allison Williams cool girl award, the nominees are Lisa Rinna Eminem. Lisa Blackpink, Lisa Simpson, the Simpsons Lisa from Temecula and Paige Desorbo. These are the nominees for Allison Williams cool girl award.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of Jamie Lee Curtis award for gusto, enthusiasm and individuality, the nominees are Benton Boone, Flipping Gagachella Womencrafts, Provincetown Julia Fox and Monstro Alyssa Sue. These are the nominees for Jamie Lee Curtis award for gusto, enthusiasm and individuality.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of best news we heard the nominees are. Lord is performing tonight at Washington Square Park. Sarah Sherman hired at snl. Simone Biles is up next. There was a scary accident, but everyone is okay. In fact, they have all made friends as a result of their experience during the accident. They found our bags and there is a big sale at our favorite store. These are the nominees for best news we heard.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of Creatine award for straight male excellence, the nominees are Bad Bunny. Calvin Klein. Sebastian Stan. Various. Senator Bernie Sanders. Andy Samberg various. And Jack Antonoff, co author of Manchild. These are the nominees for Creatine award for straight male excellence.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of artist of the millennium, the nominees are Miss Piggy Boop. Pamela Anderson. Jack Antonoff and Mulan. These are the nominees for artist of the millennium. I'll drink to that.

[Bowen Yang]

In the category of most thrilling threats, the nominees are. Do that again. No, do that again. I Dare you. When a parent counts 1, 2, 3, and what if we kissed and you are not attracted to the person? You remember Amanda, right? You don't. If I ever see you again, I'm gonna kill you. These are the nominees for most thrilling threat.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of most uncommon accident, the nominees are. Knife falls on foot while running. Knife to your friend. Who asked if you could bring that knife over here? Holding phone in mezzanine at a Broadway show like boop. And you drop your phone and it hits someone's mother. Eat watermelon seed and it grows in your stomach, exploding all of your organs. But he's blind. And I was eating a Greek salad and it was spicy. I had to go to the hospital and have my stomach pumped. This was last week. These are the nominees for most uncommon.

[Bowen Yang]

Accident in the category of Casamigos margaritas award for things to enjoy anytime, anywhere. The nominees are Fanny Pax. Any decade. The phrase if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready. Anonymous podcasts not a flash mob. Please let me know when you're gonna dance. When my new lover looks me in the eyes. Oh, dear God. I'm at the point of my relationship where I just can't keep my hands off him. These are the nominees for Casamigos margaritas award for things to enjoy anytime anywhere.

[Matt Rogers]

In the category of outfit of the year, the nominees are Demi Moore's yellow coat, the substance. Timothee Chalamet at a Knicks game. Protect the doll's T shirt when a pretty girl gets coffee in just sweatpants and a tank top. And Lisa Rinna in whatever the she wants. These are the nominees for outfit of the year. In the category of Renee rap award for power in lesbianism, the nominees are probably your grandma even though she was married to your grandpa for 50 years. Women in film crews wearing hard clothes to do their tough job. Miss Honey. Matilda Muna and Kara Beaner. These are the nominees for the Renee Rapp award for power in lesbianism.

[Bowen Yang]

And finally, in the category of record of the year, the nominees are Abracadabra. Lady Gaga, Diet Pepsi. Addison Rae. I don't want to miss a thing. Aerosmith, Massachusetts. Jensen McCrae and Supe Remy Wolf. These are the nominees for record of the year. We hope you join us and we hope you celebrate all the nominees for their contributions to the culture.

[Matt Rogers]

These will also be airing on Bravo August 5, streaming the next day forever on peacock.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm Bowen Yang.

[Matt Rogers]

And I'm Matt Rogers.

[Bowen Yang]

Las Colduristas is a Production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio Podcasts.

[Matt Rogers]

Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, executive produced by Anna Hosnier.

[Bowen Yang]

And produced by Becca Ramos, edited and mixed by Doug Behm and Monique Laborde.

[Matt Rogers]

And our music is by Henry Kabirski.

[Sarah Spain]

Join iHeartRadio and Sarah Spain in celebrating.

[Bowen Yang]

The one year anniversary of I Heart Women's Sports. With powerful interviews and insider analysis, our.

[Kelly Harnett]

Shows have connected fans with the heart of women's Sports.

[Bowen Yang]

In just one year, the network has launched 15 shows and built a community united by Passion podcasts that amplify the voices of women women in sports. Thank you for supporting I Heart Women's Sports and our founding sponsors E L F Beauty, Capital One and Novartis.

[Sarah Spain]

Just open the free iHeart app and.

[Bowen Yang]

Search iHeart Women's Sports to Listen now. So what happened at Chappaquiddick?

[Matt Rogers]

Well, it really depends on who you talk to. There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond and left a woman behind to drown. Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control. Every week we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family.

[Sarah Spain]

Listen to United States of Kennedy on.

[Matt Rogers]

The iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever.

[Bowen Yang]

You get your podcast.

[Kelly Harnett]

The Girlfriends is back with a new season and this time I'm telling you the story of Kelly Harnett. Kelly spent over a decade in prison for a murder she says she didn't commit. As she fought for her freedom, she taught herself the law.

[Matt Rogers]

He goes, oh God.

[Kelly Harnett]

Harnett Jailhouse Lawyer and became a beacon of hope for the women locked up alongside her.

[Ian Pfaff]

You're supposed to have your faith in.

[Bowen Yang]

God, but I had nothing but faith in her.

[Matt Rogers]

I think I was put here to.

[Ian Pfaff]

Save souls by getting people out of prison.

[Kelly Harnett]

The Girlfriends Jailhouse Lawyer listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Ian Pfaff]

I'm Ian Pfaff, the creator and host of the Uncle Chris podcast. My Uncle Chris was a real character, a garbage truck driver from South Carolina who is now buried in Panama City alongside the founding families of Panama. He also happens to be responsible for the craziest night of my life. Wild stories about adventure, romance, crime, history and war intertwine as I share the tall tales and hard truths that have helped me understand Uncle Chris. Listen now to Uncle Chris on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts?

[Bowen Yang]

This is an I heart podcast.