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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
The 2025 LCCA Nominations Announcement PART TWO (w/ Matt + Bowen)
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Kate Max
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Matt Rogers
Look man, there. Oh, I see my eye. Oh my. Bowen, look over there. Is that culture? Yes.
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Bowen Yang
Goodness.
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Matt Rogers
Wow. Las Culturistas, it's wonderful to be with you again.
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Bowen Yang
Wonderful to see you again.
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Matt Rogers
We are here to announce the nominees for the 4th annual Las Culturistas Culture Awards and the first televised Las Culturistas.
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Bowen Yang
Culture Awards airing August 5th on Bravo and streaming the next day on Peacock. Well, I think we should just get started. In the category of finalists of the year, the nominees are Dr. Orna Goralnik. Gabriette. Delta Work Boop. And Megan Fahey. These are the nominees for finalist of the year.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of best picture, Literal picture, the nominees are Dylan Efron but in Air, Luigi Mangione. Reveal. Lisa Rinna, Eminem Walton Goggins During Sam Rockwell's crazy ass monologue, the White Lotus and Picture of a Horse that a Child Drew. These are the nominees for best picture literal picture.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of Santa award for being unforgettable, the nominees are Daisy Duck, Toad Mario, Sarah Snook, Gaga, Chella and Rosie o'. Donnell. And Just like that. These are the nominees for Santa award for being unforgettable.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of most iconic exchange of words, the nominees are Defying Gravity, Intro, Ari and Cynthia High Body Count Hair. Angie Katsinevas. Does he make you laugh? He doesn't make me cry. Ocean's Eleven. Does he gag you? He doesn't clock my T. He meme of Ocean's Eleven. But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean at the end. Well, baby, I went down and got it for you. Aw, you shouldn't have. Britney Spears. Oops, I did it again. These are the nominees for most iconic exchange of words.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of Titanic award for monoculture, the nominees are Rotisserie Chicken. Miss Piggy. The White Lotus, the letter S. And Wicked.
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Matt Rogers
Sorry. It's okay.
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Bowen Yang
These are the nominees for the Titanic award for monoculture.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of best Gay guy Normal. The nominees are British My friend Lucas, Low key Jacked Nurse, Understanding Palm Springs, Airbnb Host and Jared. These are the nominees for best gay guy Normal.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of best gay guy famous, the nominees are Jonathan Bailey, Andrew Scott, Andy Cohen, Tramelle Tillman and the one you're thinking him. These are the nominees for best gay guy Famous.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of best gay guy somewhere in between, the nominees are Fire Island Pines Bartender 1 with 25,000 followers, pop star makeup artist Jimmy Foley and the incredible Pat Regan. These are the nominees for best gay guy Somewhere in between.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of the greatest showman, the nominees are Sutton Foster, Cola Scola, Jeff Goldblum, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. These are the nominees for the greatest showman.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of album of the year, the nominees are Mayhem Lady Gaga, Am I the drama Cardi B. Now that's what I Call Music. Volume 7 stripped, Christina Aguilera and 1989 Taylor Swift. These are the nominees for album of the year.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of father award, the nominees are Mark Duplass, Andy Cohen, Barack Obama, Mark Ruffalo and J.J. abrams, father of Gracie Abrams, which Barbra Streisand found out. These are the nominees for father award.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of Daddy award, the nominees are Adam brody, Freddie Prinze Jr. The Men of the Four Seasons, Ricky Martin and dad from inside out that gay twitter is still wanting to bang them out. And same. These are the nominees for the daddy award.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of circus award for stop being weird, the nominees are. Well, the circus of course Hinge dates person obsessed with being poly but is single if you're still like, I'm a Hufflepuff, like give me a fucking break for Christ's sake. And Airbnb hosts and the locks they choose. These are the nominees for circus award for stop being weird.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of Eva Longoria award for tiny Woman Huge impact, the nominees are Boop. Sabrina Carpenter, Quinta Brunson, Toad Mario and aoc. These are the nominees for the Eva Longoria award for tiny huge impact.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of best laugher, the nominees are Brittney Murphy, Katie Gavin, Muna, RuPaul, Charles Elphaba, Throp, Wicked and Spongebob. These are the nominees for best laugher.
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Matt Rogers
That sucks. Elphaba didn't get nominated for her other thing.
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Bowen Yang
Yeah.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of best crier, the nominees are Rachel McAdams, Demi Moore, Galinda Upland, Wicked, Lauren Conrad Black Mascara, Tear the hills and Timothy Chalamet wearing gay guy shirt crying gay Guy tears Call me by your name. These are the nominees for best crier.
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Bowen Yang
Linda Upland did get nominated for her other thing.
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Matt Rogers
It's crazy. That would be upset if I were.
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Bowen Yang
Her only for Wiccan. In the category of pop crave award for excellence in journalism the nominees are Caitlin Collins, George Clooney, Steve Kornacki the other election, not this one, Amelia Demoldenberg and Conclave 2024. These are the nominees for pop crave award for excellence in journalism.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of best 2023 moment the nominees are Barbenheimer Eras Tour Chinese Spy Balloon Ariana Maddox, Tara Sandoval up and Gwyneth Paltrow Skiing Lawsuit. These are the nominees for Best 2023 Moment.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of Tina Turner legend award the nominees are Audra McDonald, Clairo Melissa Etheridge, Monstro, Alyssa sue and Cecily Strong. These are the nominees for Tina Turner legend award.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of song of the summer the nominees are Flowers Miley Cyrus Espresso Sabrina Carpenter party in the usa Miley Cyrus Graduation, friends forever, Vitamin C and sweet Caroline Unknown. These are the nominees for song of the summer.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of Famke Janssen name award the nominees are Charlie Puth, Mariska Hard doctor, Victoria Frankenstein yeah. Betty Boop and Madison Beer. These are the nominees for Famte Janssen name award.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of best way to ride with your the nominees are Showstopper by Danity Kane Acela Quiet car carpool after swim practice and we get slurpees Big van that housewives get on to go on trips and your new crush drives you to the airport. They will never do this again. These are the nominees for best way to ride with your bitches.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of shh. Don't repeat this award for rumor we are making up the nominees are Hailee Steinfeld speaks seven languages and is a certified genius. Football isn't real, Andrew Garfield is dating Melissa Joan Hart Bowen Yang leaving SNL at some point when you mix purple and gold you get black. These are the nominees for Shh. Don't repeat this award for rumor we are making up.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of most Matt Rogers coded award the nominees are Soup all discovering FKA twigs in 2024 colorful suits despite colorblindness Long island but also Florida if you know, you know. And Kate Hudson. These are the nominees for most Matt Rogers coded award.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of most Bowen Yang coded award the nominees are Stu all sat words in casual conversation Nintendo switch drops puzzlingly single makes you ask what gives in glasses with points of interest These are the nominees for most Bowen Yang coded award.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of best note ever sung, the nominees are in Every night in my dreams my heart will go on the battle cry. Elphaba, Defying Gravity, Sometimes Charlie, XCX rewind Free in the national anthem but not the way she's been acting. And Barbara Streisand. You in, you can show from tell him Duet with Celine Dion. These are the nominees for best note ever sung.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of scariest moment in history, the nominees are discovery of fire. Had to be nuts. Paige desorbo leaving summer house. Drones over New Jersey. We never figured this out by the way. Skibidi toilet and hereditary little diva head. Come off. These are the nominees for scariest moment in history.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of people magazine's sexiest man alive, the nominees are Daniel Dae Kim, Dylan o', Brien. Dylan Efron, Boston Rob and Tramell Tillman. These are the nominees for people magazine's sexiest man alive.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of the cowboy Carter award for best live outdoor performance, the nominees are sunset Boulevard. Sunset boulevard Cowboy Carter. Rachel Zegler, Evita Bowen Yang. Featuring Matt and Celeste. Apple dance Coachella and chapel roan music festivals. These are the nominees for the cowboy carter award for best live outdoor performance. Congratulations.
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Matt Rogers
I was not expecting that.
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Bowen Yang
Congrats.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of shot we are shooting in this moment, the nominees are Cher on lost, Celine Dion on lost, Coach Barbara on lost, Cultch, Oprah on Stratio lab and Taylor Swift. These are the nominees for shot we are shooting in this moment.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of best thing you texted your high school friends about, the nominees are. Sarah had a baby and it's twins. Congratulations, Sarah. Sarah bought a house. Huge year for Sarah. White lotus. So good. I'm so sad to hear that Sarah got divorced and Sarah is a happy lesbian. Congratulations, Sarah. These are the nominees for best thing you texted your high school friends about.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of best hand moment. Excellence in hands, the nominees are hands by Jewel, Lady Gaga. Put your paws. Hands up. Sarah Sherman as Nosferatu ad Bryant. You know, if you watch her work, she really does make a lot of interesting hand choices. And 11 minute applause breaks Cannes film festival. These are the nominees for best hand moment. Excellence in hands.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of most beautiful name for a daughter you haven't even thought of yet, the nominees are Purell Gasolina, Michelin vendetta and Stydia. These are the nominees for most beautiful name for a daughter you haven't even thought of yet.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of best word to Whisper. The nominees are so Sleep.
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Bowen Yang
Fuck.
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Matt Rogers
Here and Never. These are the nominees for best word to Whisper.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of best word to scream, the nominees are Guilty Now, Taxi, Gaga and Never. These are the nominees for best word to scream.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of Wingdings award for excellence in symbols, the nominees are Grinder App Mask indicating sexual interest. Little Fire on a menu indicating Spicy. Little Peanut on a menu indicating peanut. White Smoke from Pope Building indicating New Pope and Green Light by Lord. These are the nominees for the Wingdings award for excellence in symbols.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of best new artist, the nominees are Domingo Dr. Victoria Frankenstein, Ava Victor, Ms. Eggie and Gabby Windy. These are the nominees for best new artist.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of most amazing impact in film, the nominees are AI unfortunately and we can tell when it is Kate Winslet Hat intro, Titanic Music and scoring in film. Jeff Goldblum's Chest, Jurassic park and Paul Giamatti Blue Paint, Big Fat Liar. These are the nominees for most amazing impact in film.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of best Batman woman, the nominees are poison ivy, Dr. Chase Meridian. Catwoman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Robin spelled with a Y. This is the Riddler's assistant, Robin whose scenes were cut and Catwoman Anne Hathaway. These are the nominees for best Batman woman.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of Alison Williams Cool Girl award, the nominees are Lisa Rinna Eminem. Lisa Blackpink, Lisa Simpson, the Simpsons, Lisa from Temecula and Paige Desorbo. These are the nominees for Allison Williams Cool girl award.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of Jamie Lee Curtis award for gusto, enthusiasm and individuality, the nominees are Benson Boone Flipping Gagachella Women Crafts, Provincetown, Julia Fox and Monstro Alyssa Sue. These are the nominees for Jamie Lee Curtis award for gusto, enthusiasm and individuality.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of best news we heard the nominees are Lord is performing tonight at Washington Square Park. Sarah Sherman hired at snl Simone Biles is up next. There was a scary accident, but everyone is okay. In fact, they have all made friends as a result of their experience during the accident. They found our bags and there is a big sale at our favorite store. These are the nominees for best news we heard.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of Creatine award for straight male excellence, the nominees are Bad Bunny, Calvin Klein, Sebastian Stan various Senator Bernie Sanders, Andy Samberg various and Jack Antonoff, co author of Manchild. These are the nominees for Creatine award for straight male excellence.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of artist of the millennium, the nominees are Miss Piggy Boop, Pamela Anderson, Jack Antonoff and Mulan. These are the nominees for Artist of the millennium. I'll drink to that.
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Bowen Yang
In the category of most thrilling threat, the nominees are. Do that again. No, do that again. I dare you. When a parent counts 1, 2, 3.
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Matt Rogers
And.
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Bowen Yang
What if we kissed and you are not attracted to the person? You remember Amanda, right? You don't. If I ever see you again, I'm gonna kill you. These are the nominees for most thrilling threat.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of most uncommon accident, the nominees are. Knife falls on foot while running. Knife to your friend who asked if you could bring that knife over here. Holding phone in mezzanine at a Broadway show like boop. And you drop your phone and it hits someone's mother. Eat watermelon seed and it grows in your stomach, exploding all of your organs. But he's blind. And I was eating a Greek salad and it was spicy. I had to go to the hospital and have my stomach pumped. This was last week. These are the nominees for most uncommon.
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Bowen Yang
Accident in the category of Casamigos margaritas award for things to enjoy anytime, anywhere. The nominees are Fanny packs. Any decade. The phrase if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready. Anonymous podcasts, not a flash mob. Please let me know when you're gonna dance. When my new lover looks me in the eyes. Oh, dear God. I'm at the point of my relationship where I just can't keep my hands off him. These are the nominees for Casamigos margaritas award for things to enjoy anytime anywhere.
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Matt Rogers
In the category of outfit of the year, the nominees are Demi Moore's yellow coat, the substance. Timothee Chalamet at a Knicks game. Protect the doll's T shirt when a pretty girl gets coffee in just sweatpants and a tank top. And Lisa Rinna in whatever the fuck she wants. These are the nominees for outfit of the year. In the category of Renee rap award for power in lesbianism, the nominees are probably your grandma even though she was married to your grandpa for 50 years. Women in film crews wearing hard clothes to do their tough job. Miss Honey. Matilda Muna and Cara Beaner. These are the nominees for the Renee Rapp award for power in lesbianism.
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Bowen Yang
And finally, in the category of record of the year. The nominees are Abracadabra. Lady Gaga. Diet Pepsi. Addison Rae. I don't wanna miss a thing. Aerosmith, Massachusetts. Jensen McCrae and Supe Remy Wolf. These are the nominees for record of the year. We hope you join us and we hope you celebrate all the nominees for their contributions the culture.
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Matt Rogers
These will also be airing on Bravo August 5, streaming the next day forever on Peacock.
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Bowen Yang
I'M Bowen Yang.
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Matt Rogers
And I'm Matt Rogers.
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Bowen Yang
See you at the awards. Las Culteresis is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcasts.
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Matt Rogers
Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, executive produced by Anna Hosnier.
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Bowen Yang
And produced by Becca Ramos, edited and mixed by Doug Behm and Monique Laborde.
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Matt Rogers
And our music is by Henry Kabirsky.
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Kate Max
Hi, it's Kate. Max. Primally Pure has launched the most truly non toxic sunscreen on the market. Their sun cream, sun stick and sun lip balm are packed with grass fed tallow, organic mango butter and beeswax. They provide broad spectrum protection and are free from harmful chemicals. No white cast, no compromise. The sun cream is perfect for full body coverage. Use code run for 15% off@www.primallypure.com. that's P R I M A L L Y p u r e.com embrace the sun like nature intended. This is an I heart podcast.