The Iconic 400 Part IV

Summary

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Episode Summary: "The Iconic 400 Part IV"
Release Date: October 10, 2024
Produced by: Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

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Introduction

In the fourth installment of their series, "The Iconic 400 Part IV," Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang delve deeper into the realm of pop culture, dissecting and celebrating a wide array of icons that have shaped and defined cultural landscapes. Hosted by the dynamic duo from Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio, this episode continues their trademark blend of insightful commentary and sharp humor, featuring discussions that range from legendary celebrities to beloved fictional characters.

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Celebrity Rankings: Numbers 150 to 80

The core of the episode revolves around Matt and Bowen systematically ranking cultural icons from number 150 down to 80. Each entry is accompanied by personal anecdotes, humorous exchanges, and thoughtful critiques, providing listeners with both entertainment and cultural analysis.

Highlights from the Rankings:

• 150. Demi Lovato:
  Matt expresses his admiration, stating, "One of my dream guests for the podcast is Demi Lovato." (07:11) Bowen adds, "She would come and be very candid." (07:21)

• 145. Miranda Priestley:
  A standout moment features the duo recounting their encounter at the Netflix afterparty with Venus Williams, highlighting her legendary status and charismatic personality.
  "Venus, you are a legend." (08:43)

• 133. Enrique Iglesias:
  A playful discussion on his impact on Matt's sexual formation, with Matt humorously noting, "You are a young journalist to Demi Moore." (26:47)

• 120. Diana Ross:
  Celebrated as a legend, with Matt reminiscing about her performance at Central Park, "She revealed that big voice." (26:12)

• 95. Faith Hill:
  Described as "the first lady of country," Matt praises her influence in the music industry.
  "She's the Karen Pittman of country." (42:16)

• 85. Sarah Barbara:
  A heartfelt tribute to her musical talent, with Matt and Bowen expressing regret over missing her appearance.
  "I can't wait... You're not fucking ready." (48:04)

• 80. Prince:
  Discussed for his iconic decision to change his name to a symbol, showcasing his rebellion against labels.
  "He was the original gooner." (51:30)

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Key Discussions and Insights

Pop Culture Impact

Matt and Bowen explore how each icon has influenced their personal lives and the broader cultural scene. From discussing Marilyn Monroe's tragic legacy to Billie Eilish's role as the voice of a generation, the hosts emphasize the lasting impressions these figures leave on society.

Humorous Banter and Personal Anecdotes

The episode is rich with playful exchanges and personal stories that humanize the hosts. For instance, Matt's recounting of meeting Venus Williams includes playful self-deprecation and humorous dialogue:

• Matt: "We melted into the ground. We said, perfect." (08:59)
• Bowen: "It was amazing." (09:05)

Character and Celebrity Insights

Discussions often delve into the deeper characteristics that make each icon stand out. The conversation about Peaches highlights her role in shaping modern music and culture:

• Bowen: "Peaches smoked us out." (02:16)
• Matt: "Peaches taught us how to fuck." (02:04)

Fictional Icons and Their Cultural Significance

Beyond real-life celebrities, Matt and Bowen also celebrate fictional characters like Princess Leia and Lassie, analyzing their enduring appeal and symbolic meanings in pop culture.

• Bowen: "Princess Leia... You are the hope within and for without." (09:32)

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Bowen Yang: "Betty Gilpin, the candy burruss of my heart." (01:08)
• Matt Rogers: "Affleck Duck just came out and said, Affleck. We said, I'm buying it." (02:47)
• Matt Rogers: "She'd roll in a ball. I've seen her doing it in the hallway." (10:37)

Conclusion: Celebrating Cultural Icons

As the episode progresses, Matt and Bowen reflect on the significance of recognizing and honoring cultural icons. The discussion underscores the blending of personal admiration with cultural critique, offering listeners a nuanced perspective on what makes these figures truly iconic.

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Final Thoughts

"The Iconic 400 Part IV" serves as both a tribute and an analytical exploration of figures who have made indelible marks on culture. Through their engaging dialogue and sharp humor, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang not only entertain but also invite listeners to reconsider and appreciate the depth of influence these icons wield.

For those who missed the episode, Las Culturistas provides an insightful and entertaining dive into the heart of culture, making it a must-listen for pop culture enthusiasts.

Transcript

[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

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[Bowen Yang]

Oh my.

[Matt Rogers]

Bowen. Look over there. Wow.

[Bowen Yang]

Is that culture?

[Matt Rogers]

Yes.

[Bowen Yang]

Goodness.

[Matt Rogers]

Wow. Las cultur. Ding dong. Las culturistas. Calling number 160.

[Bowen Yang]

Betty Gilpin, the candy burruss of my heart.

[Matt Rogers]

100% in that she is worldwide.

[Bowen Yang]

Worldwide like candy. This is the one of our finest actors.

[Matt Rogers]

Top talent. You have to watch the hunt. And I'm saying that you have to watch the hunt.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. And Matt's horror averse. Matt is saying that you have to watch Ms. David. Mrs. Davis.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm someone who can't sit through a whole fucking season of something and I watched the whole damn thing. Damon Lindelof, the king. That you are.

[Matt Rogers]

You did that.

[Bowen Yang]

I love that show. We love Betty. Oh, okay.

[Matt Rogers]

Leading lady of my heart, number 159. Peaches clock the merch. I came here to the iconic 400 episode today in my Peaches shirt. She is the teachers of Peaches right here.

[Bowen Yang]

Teachers of Peaches. Berlin legend Peters invented everything. Marvin Gaye was the first person to sing about having sex. Peaches was the first woman to sing about swinging her pussy around.

[Matt Rogers]

Marvin told us what sex was. Peaches taught us how to fuck. Ah, there you go. We had a fun hang.

[Bowen Yang]

Fun hang.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay.

[Bowen Yang]

She smoked us out.

[Matt Rogers]

She really did.

[Bowen Yang]

She really did.

[Matt Rogers]

We get smoked out by Peaches. Peaches rolled us a blunt. Number 158.

[Bowen Yang]

The Aflac duck. Talk about the Aflac duck.

[Matt Rogers]

The Aflac duck is the great mascot of. He just says one word because you know exactly what he is. Honestly, the Aflac duck is more important than like the geico lizard. The geico lizard does too much.

[Bowen Yang]

No, you do too.

[Matt Rogers]

I do Too much because you do too little. But the reverse being true in a positive way.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Affleck. Duck just came out and said, Affleck. We said. I'm. I'm buying it.

[Bowen Yang]

Right. Number 157, Calista Flockhart.

[Matt Rogers]

Ali McBeal was more important than anyone can ever understand.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, yeah. We're still feeling the implications today.

[Matt Rogers]

I feel the implications every single day because you want to know what I do every single day?

[Bowen Yang]

Dance like a baby.

[Matt Rogers]

I was just going to say the dancing baby dance.

[Bowen Yang]

Every day you do that? That.

[Matt Rogers]

I do it every day.

[Bowen Yang]

Rank that over the Elaine dance.

[Matt Rogers]

I would rank it over the Elaine dance. I would say it's more important. Well, no, I would say it's a different kind of dance because the. Calista alley. Okay. Number 156, cecily strong. My favorite snl cast member.

[Bowen Yang]

Maybe ever.

[Matt Rogers]

Maybe ever.

[Bowen Yang]

We love you, Phil Hartman. Cecily was the glue. Cecily was the glue.

[Matt Rogers]

You can say that now. Looking.

[Bowen Yang]

Looking back, I just think, like, Cecily just could do it all.

[Matt Rogers]

You could throw anything out, literally everything.

[Bowen Yang]

You could throw it at her.

[Matt Rogers]

I mean, like, this is just. You're just a loser who could never forget. Wait, what is your pathetic life's little mission? To destroy the people who can.

[Bowen Yang]

My dad was a really messed up guy.

[Matt Rogers]

We were never going to be yelled at. It could be yelled at. Number 155, Matthew McConaughey. All right, all right, all right.

[Bowen Yang]

He showed up to the US Open looking on the nose like Matthew McConaughey.

[Matt Rogers]

He looked exactly like you would think he would look. And when I say that, I mean, he was wearing an American flag bandana.

[Bowen Yang]

He looked great, looked handsome, and he.

[Matt Rogers]

Was wearing a white jacket. I said, if that's not the governor of Texas, I don't even know what we're doing. I don't understand why he isn't the Democratic governor of Texas last.

[Bowen Yang]

Last year.

[Matt Rogers]

I want him to, throughout time, do so many different things to me.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, wow. Anyway, number 1 54, Snooki Nicole Pulitzer.

[Matt Rogers]

Snooki isn't very important to the culture.

[Bowen Yang]

Absolutely.

[Matt Rogers]

You know, there's rumors that, like, little tiny rumblings and rumors that they ask her to join Real Housewives of New Jersey. Wouldn't that be interesting?

[Bowen Yang]

I thought you were gonna say traders. She'd be amazing.

[Matt Rogers]

She'd be incredible on Traders.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God. The gift that is Traders.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, yeah. Traders. Traders is. It exhumes reality stars.

[Bowen Yang]

It really does.

[Matt Rogers]

It is made for Snooki.

[Bowen Yang]

Totally.

[Matt Rogers]

Nicole Pulitzi.

[Bowen Yang]

Nicole Pulitzi. When she got punched at that bar.

[Matt Rogers]

Remember when we did their podcast and they vaped the whole time? I never seen anyone vape like that.

[Bowen Yang]

She kept asking about your dick.

[Matt Rogers]

She did. She kept asking about my dick.

[Bowen Yang]

153Sarah Paulson.

[Matt Rogers]

Television Streep.

[Bowen Yang]

Television. Streep. Pedro Pascal's Mommy and Daddy. Mommy and dad. That's Mommy and daddy right there.

[Matt Rogers]

What's your favorite Sarah Paulson?

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God. That's.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm going to say Mar.

[Bowen Yang]

Clark. Marcia Clark is good. Oh, she was. Yeah, she was so good. My favorite Sarah Paulson. Oh, God. That's so. You want to know?

[Matt Rogers]

There's so.

[Bowen Yang]

There's so many.

[Matt Rogers]

It's varied. It is a big. It is a big list.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

You know what? She was also good. She was also good. And she's playing Nicole Wallace in the Sarah Palin movie. Yes.

[Bowen Yang]

That's about. She's sitting next. Game change. But, like, when. When Sarah Palin's trying to, like, learn how to say words on the plane and. Oh, my God, it's so good.

[Matt Rogers]

152. Alicia Keys. You got to have respect. The woman writes a damn song and creates a vibe.

[Bowen Yang]

Creates a vibe. And Hell's Kitchen is a slay. Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Have you seen it?

[Bowen Yang]

No, but, like, people. People love. Oh, my God. Look at. Look at Chicha.

[Matt Rogers]

Chicha is having a major reaction to Alicia Keys. She says, I love Diary of Alicia Keys. Remember the song Baby, baby, baby from the day I saw you. Really, really want to catch your eye.

[Bowen Yang]

I need that. I need. We need more phone. Sort of bridges.

[Matt Rogers]

Thursday's perfect.

[Bowen Yang]

Thursday's perfect. Yes, it's on.

[Matt Rogers]

Colin Taylor.

[Bowen Yang]

Colin Taylor. Oh, my God.

[Matt Rogers]

And yes.

[Bowen Yang]

And yes.

[Matt Rogers]

It was Aristotle Holland. Taylor gives everything, every single time.

[Bowen Yang]

I mean, recent Emmy nominee. Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

For the morning show. My favorite television program.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my gosh. She gets canceled.

[Matt Rogers]

She gets canceled on the morning show. And she spins out while she's being interviewed by Nicole, also a legend.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God.

[Matt Rogers]

She tore. As a white woman who can't get.

[Bowen Yang]

It, who can't help but be racist. Okay, number 150, Demi Lovato.

[Matt Rogers]

You know, I have been saying from the beginning, one of my. One of my dream guests for the podcast is Demi Lovato.

[Bowen Yang]

I would love to have Demi Lovato on. I would be it. I would be nervous.

[Matt Rogers]

Why?

[Bowen Yang]

She's been through a lot.

[Matt Rogers]

She's been through a lot. But I think she would come and she'd be very candid. I mean, we always say to each other, I'm going to Be that bitch.

[Bowen Yang]

I would beat that bitch up from that.

[Matt Rogers]

From.

[Bowen Yang]

But her first YouTube documentary, I will.

[Matt Rogers]

Say this Cool for the summer. And Confident. Those were songs that I listened to. Confident by Demi Lovato for a long time before auditions and meetings. It literally empowered me. 149, Carrie Fisher. I mean, this was truly one of the greats. There, there was, there was from every single angle of the entertainment industry, a contributor. Just like a level up moment, right? Every time she was involved in a project.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, I mean, I mean that, that was a real loss when we lost her.

[Matt Rogers]

I would say so. The Queen of Candor.

[Bowen Yang]

Queen of candor.

[Matt Rogers]

Wishful drinking.

[Bowen Yang]

When. When she brought. She would bring her dog on to talk shows and it would be so funny.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay. Number 148, Venus Williams is this one we reveal. This is when we reveal.

[Matt Rogers]

We were at the Critics Choice Awards.

[Bowen Yang]

A few years ago.

[Matt Rogers]

We went to the. We went to the Netflix afterparty. Outside, people were smoking, smoking reefer. So we went outside to go see who was about, try to get some weed. We run into the tallest, most beautiful.

[Bowen Yang]

Woman in the world, Venus Williams. She turns around, looks at us, and I say to her, what did I say to her?

[Matt Rogers]

I was like, you say, venus, you are a legend.

[Bowen Yang]

Venus, you are a legend. I just. We just love you so much. It's such an honor just to be.

[Matt Rogers]

With some version of the same thing. She hit her blunt, smoked her weed in our face and turned away. And I said, absolutely.

[Bowen Yang]

Don't say a word.

[Matt Rogers]

Nothing.

[Bowen Yang]

Give us nothing.

[Matt Rogers]

We melted into the ground. We said, perfect.

[Bowen Yang]

It was amazing.

[Matt Rogers]

She's an amazing tennis player too. Number 147, Princess Leia. She put her hair up in those buns and no one ever could kind of get that.

[Bowen Yang]

No one got that. No one got it.

[Matt Rogers]

No one could do it like her.

[Bowen Yang]

She recorded a video message, put it into a droid, said, go. Do you know what I mean?

[Matt Rogers]

She said, help me, Obi Wan Kenobi.

[Bowen Yang]

You're my only hope.

[Matt Rogers]

But here's the thing. She saved herself.

[Bowen Yang]

She is the hope within and for without.

[Matt Rogers]

And she bagged Han Solo.

[Bowen Yang]

Fuck you, girl.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 146, Serena Williams. She was also at the party.

[Bowen Yang]

We didn't meet her, didn't meet her.

[Matt Rogers]

But incredible tennis player, fashion icon, one.

[Bowen Yang]

Of the best athletes ever of all time.

[Matt Rogers]

I bet when they created the term girl boss, she was very top of mind.

[Bowen Yang]

She was in the deck.

[Matt Rogers]

She was in the deck when they were all passing around like the girl boss, like lookbook.

[Bowen Yang]

Lookbook.

[Matt Rogers]

You know, where they create terms and catchphrases that'll catch on on the zeitgeist.

[Bowen Yang]

Right? Number 145, R2D2.

[Matt Rogers]

That was Lauren. Oh, my God. Bowen has an arts. Bowen as an R2D could be interesting. Boop boop. Star Wars. A lot of people love it.

[Bowen Yang]

Bowen shows up as R2 and people feel good. Feel good.

[Matt Rogers]

We can get Mikey to play C3PO.

[Bowen Yang]

Mikey can play C3PO.

[Matt Rogers]

He can fit on the costume.

[Bowen Yang]

We're going to have Heidi play BB8.

[Matt Rogers]

She can roll in a ball. I've seen her doing it in the hallway. She doesn't think anyone sees her.

[Bowen Yang]

Number 144, Stephen Sondheim. Just edging out after R2D2.

[Matt Rogers]

Well, I mean, this was a tough one, but Stephen Sondheim, the creator of so many just incredible, incredible pieces of musical theater. Into the woods. My personal favorite, Sweeney Todd. I mean, underrated Assassins.

[Bowen Yang]

I could go on Company. I love.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, baby boy.

[Bowen Yang]

Even. Even the quote unquote, not great stuff such as Merrily gets a new life. And now we have a new appreciation for it.

[Matt Rogers]

That's so crazy that you would call it a not great.

[Bowen Yang]

People. People widely say that gotta move on.

[Matt Rogers]

143.

[Bowen Yang]

Britney Spears beat Steven Sondheim.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. What does Britney mean?

[Bowen Yang]

Britney means the 90s and the odds. Britney means just being free. All the. The story of Britney Spears is freedom. Right? That's why free Britney is actually a very powerful hashtag. It's like she gave us freedom to, like, enjoy this time in pop culture. That was so fun and messy, but she was never allowed to be messy. And that's what broke her ultimately. You know what I mean?

[Matt Rogers]

So much to say, but so little time to say it. But luckily, we've done entire episodes on Britney Spears. Check Those out.

[Bowen Yang]

Number 142, Miranda Priestley. Oh.

[Matt Rogers]

I mean, it's not everyone that can just come into a room and someone screams, gird your loins.

[Bowen Yang]

No, she's here.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, my God.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

[Matt Rogers]

And just. That's all. I've never heard Cerulean said like that. Right, Cerulean.

[Bowen Yang]

Or you turn out to be an even bigger disappointment than all those silly girls.

[Matt Rogers]

Silly girls?

[Bowen Yang]

Silly girls.

[Matt Rogers]

I said take a chance. Hire smart fat girl.

[Bowen Yang]

Number 141, Michelle Visage. Someone who really is mother.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. Looking out for the girls.

[Bowen Yang]

I get a text from her every.

[Matt Rogers]

Month saying, let me know what's happening.

[Bowen Yang]

She checks in. She really cares.

[Matt Rogers]

Adore her.

[Bowen Yang]

Adore her.

[Matt Rogers]

And can I say, when you're. When you're doing RuPaul's Drag Race, when you're in your guest judging, she's coming up with all that shit on the floor.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, yeah, it's crazy.

[Matt Rogers]

And she's sharp, like, so funny. You think, like, oh, they must be flying in jokes for them. They're not.

[Bowen Yang]

They're not.

[Matt Rogers]

They're doing it.

[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

One of the great moments in my life was watching the Usher Las Vegas residency and a stripper climbed the top of a 20 foot pole with just her thighs and plummeted 20ft and caught herself with her thighs. And that was the culture that was curated by Usher, who, by the way, could have fucked any of us in that building. When you walk in, you were given consent. That was the vibe. We were all concubines.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. Courtesans and concubines.

[Matt Rogers]

We were not good enough to be courtesans. We were concubines. We were low status horrors for Usher at that show.

[Bowen Yang]

Number 139, Katherine Hahn. High status.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Queen.

[Matt Rogers]

High status. Witch.

[Bowen Yang]

Witch.

[Matt Rogers]

The witch. Truly Agatha all along. You watch WandaVision and when you realize that it had been Agatha all along, you gag. You gag. Also, the new show is great.

[Bowen Yang]

The new show is really good. It makes total sense to me that she's this, like, Midwestern girl who was like a tech techno head and she just, like, loves Bjork. I'm like this girl. Let's just shout out something.

[Matt Rogers]

We didn't say. Afternoon delight, Mrs. Fletcher.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, God. Wow.

[Bowen Yang]

God. At 138, Gwyneth Paltrow. Can I say yeah? Goop Kitchen.

[Matt Rogers]

Don't talk to me about goop Kitchen. Oh, my God. It's the best.

[Bowen Yang]

It's the best food I've ever eaten.

[Matt Rogers]

The teriyaki.

[Bowen Yang]

The teriyaki bowl.

[Matt Rogers]

No, 100%. I said I want a tray of that at my wedding.

[Bowen Yang]

I want that at my wedding. This is the best Food. And I feel healthier.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

I can't goop kitchen. It might be. It might. It might. It might go up against another thing on this list that's further up that I. Oh, yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Well, we're going to talk about it, but also we have to just say, I wish you well, the ski trial didn't get enough. And we haven't even talked about anything she's ever acted in. Oh, my God.

[Bowen Yang]

Anything she's ever acted in. Number one, Mickey Mouse.

[Matt Rogers]

Truly, like, I would say the Aflac duck of Disney.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, did. Did a lot, though. Yeah. Not. Not like Aflac Duck, where it was.

[Matt Rogers]

He says a lot.

[Bowen Yang]

Mickey. Mickey sometimes won't shut the fuck up.

[Matt Rogers]

No. You know what I do love, though? The. They finally gave Mickey and Minnie a ride. The Runway railway. And they go, nothing can stop us now. It's so good.

[Bowen Yang]

That's the cutest ride.

[Matt Rogers]

Mickey and Minnie get into a lot.

[Bowen Yang]

Of trouble in that ride, but Minnie. Minnie screams more in that ride than she ever screaming.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, she's really a lot. Minnie needs to get those SSRIs together.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 136. Daisy. Daisy Duck.

[Bowen Yang]

Underrated. You know who's obsessed with Daisy Duck? Who? Julio Torres.

[Matt Rogers]

Really?

[Bowen Yang]

I think he should write the movie.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, that would be so good.

[Bowen Yang]

But Daisy's like, what's her story?

[Matt Rogers]

No, she's sidelined.

[Bowen Yang]

She is so sidelined.

[Matt Rogers]

She appears.

[Bowen Yang]

She's the most gorgeous woman ever.

[Matt Rogers]

She's one of the most stunning creatures. She's Helen of Troy. Beautiful.

[Bowen Yang]

Helen of Troy, beautiful.

[Matt Rogers]

One of the things that I love about the Mickey and Minnie runaway really ride is you get to see Daisy element. Which is what? Teaching dance. She teaches dance that we didn't. We don't know that about Daisy Duck. She's a dance teacher. She's a Twilight harp of the Disney community.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God, you're right. Number 135, love.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, yay. Wanna be my lover.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Remember our dance to that?

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, we danced to that. We were a comedy show.

[Matt Rogers]

We had a whole choreographed dance to that.

[Bowen Yang]

So. What fun.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, man, we need the video.

[Bowen Yang]

We. We have it somewhere. Labouche. That is the 90s to me. Okay, number 134, Michelle.

[Matt Rogers]

Michelle.

[Bowen Yang]

Yo. Can you believe she was on this podcast?

[Matt Rogers]

I actually cannot believe that that might be the single. See, this is why I like having the guests in person now, because sometimes some of the people that we've had on Virtual, you forget they were on.

[Bowen Yang]

Forget they were on.

[Matt Rogers]

Michelle Yeoh did our show the year she won Best.

[Bowen Yang]

The legend Michelle Yeoh was on this pod. Like, get out.

[Matt Rogers]

Just amazing. How was she in Wicked?

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God.

[Matt Rogers]

I can't wait.

[Bowen Yang]

You're not fucking ready.

[Matt Rogers]

Someone that's seen it just told me they saw it and they said it's unbelievable and that she's very powerful.

[Bowen Yang]

She's very powerful. No. Can I say she has one moment in the movie where she goes. The wicked witch.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 133, Enrique Iglesias. Important to my sexual formation.

[Bowen Yang]

Never stand by you forever.

[Matt Rogers]

You know what I love, baby? I'm addicted. That's all I really know. But you're the only reason I'm trying, remember? Do you know what it feels like loving someone? Wow. He. I think we're in his key.

[Bowen Yang]

You are. I'm not.

[Matt Rogers]

You picked his key.

[Bowen Yang]

No, no, no.

[Matt Rogers]

Number one thing.

[Bowen Yang]

Iconic mole legend.

[Matt Rogers]

A mole legend. Mole legend. Also the most beautiful man ever.

[Bowen Yang]

So gorgeous.

[Matt Rogers]

132, Olivia Olia Rodrigo.

[Bowen Yang]

We love you gorgeous people. We love you, girl. We are with you.

[Matt Rogers]

I think driver's license changed a lot of things.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, yeah. It brought pop girls. It brought pop girls into a new generation.

[Matt Rogers]

It did. I think it brought like confessional emotion forward again. And also the fact that her first thing was like a ballad like that. I was like, you better announce yourself with this real ass song. You know what I mean?

[Bowen Yang]

And I will say the fun songs are fun.

[Matt Rogers]

The fun songs are so fun. Love is embarrassing live. I just saw her at tour. There was like a whole choreograph thing. I'm telling you that both her albums are great. 131Banksy.

[Bowen Yang]

Who are you, girl? Come out.

[Matt Rogers]

Come out forward. Come forward. Come. Need to know.

[Bowen Yang]

Come forth.

[Matt Rogers]

What if it was Olivia Rodrigo? What if she was like, yeah, so whatever, it's me.

[Bowen Yang]

Come to my concert.

[Matt Rogers]

This is our impression of Olivia Rodrigo revealing that she's Banksy. Yeah, Banksy.

[Bowen Yang]

What?

[Matt Rogers]

My show.

[Bowen Yang]

Anyway, you guys, I'm so excited to be grateful in Texas.

[Matt Rogers]

Thanks. So grateful for all your support to my fans. 130 snowmen.

[Bowen Yang]

You really can go in so many directions with snowmen. They come in. Literally come in all shapes and sizes.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. I think the most famous one is Frosty.

[Bowen Yang]

Frosty. Not a lot of ethnic representation.

[Matt Rogers]

I guess that would be hard.

[Bowen Yang]

A lot of white guys. Well, I want to see snow women.

[Matt Rogers]

Elvira. Elvira is amazing. You know, she. She really kept that character up. She. She's just incredible.

[Bowen Yang]

I mean, she's still holds up to this. You know what she is the Mariah Carey of Halloween.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 128. The movie Carol.

[Bowen Yang]

Carol. I mean, Christmas classic. Yeah. Speaking of Christmas glove.

[Matt Rogers]

Classic.

[Bowen Yang]

Love classic. Sarah Paulson. A great Sarah Paulson. Underutilized. Yeah. But great Sarah Paulson perform.

[Matt Rogers]

I would say this is one of Sarah Paulson's great film performances.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes.

[Matt Rogers]

She is, of course, the street of tv. But Sarah Paulson came in and really tore in this and also 12 Years of Slave.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes, that's right. Wow. Laugh Riots. Both 127. Amy Poehler. I mean, the voice of joy.

[Matt Rogers]

The voice of joy in more ways than one.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes.

[Matt Rogers]

I'll never forget being at Saturday Night Live and seeing her nine months pregnant when I used to go to be on the standby line. When I. When I was 18 years old and my heart was breaking because I was closeted and didn't know what to do, I decided to Google the person I respected most in this world. That was Amy Poehler. And that was why I auditioned for Hammer groups at NYU and went to ucb. Because I literally said, who is the person I respect most in the world and how did they do what they did?

[Bowen Yang]

She's only 127. Interesting.

[Matt Rogers]

Well, that's pretty high up. She made the list. Okay, 126.

[Bowen Yang]

Chicken noodle soup with the soda on the side. I was on 119 and Lexington. I'm like, I want to mess with him. I don't remember the full lyric, but you remember that song.

[Matt Rogers]

You're blowing my mind.

[Bowen Yang]

Chicken noodle soup.

[Matt Rogers]

Here's the elements of a great chicken noodle soup. Bone broth, chicken carrot, carrot noodle. Noodle.

[Bowen Yang]

Egg noodle, preferably egg noodle, preferably.

[Matt Rogers]

Little bit of salt, a little bit of pepper, a little bit of lemon. If you're me, Lemon chicken soup. Stop playing with.

[Bowen Yang]

Stop playing with me.

[Matt Rogers]

Dill number 125.

[Bowen Yang]

Figment.

[Matt Rogers]

The dragon from Disney. Did you know there is a character that's the most famous Disney character that you don't even know about? And it's figment. They were made figment. Popcorn buckets. They sold out.

[Bowen Yang]

He was a dragon. And I will reveal another behind the scenes moment from Wicked. There is a big portrait of the wizard, as in Jeff Goldblum at the Shiz University campus. And the entire time Ari goes, that's figment.

[Matt Rogers]

Ari is so Disney. Cody.

[Bowen Yang]

No, she looks.

[Matt Rogers]

Ari is Disney World.

[Bowen Yang]

She just came back from Halloween Horror Night.

[Matt Rogers]

You're kidding me.

[Bowen Yang]

Without us, I literally was like, matt would die to go with you. No, but this girl fucking is Disney. Down she goes, that's Figment. I was like, you're referencing.

[Matt Rogers]

You are referencing figment. No, that's. That's. That's my cousin.

[Bowen Yang]

Crazy.

[Matt Rogers]

Ariana's my cousin.

[Bowen Yang]

She's everyone's cousin.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 124, Rene Zwiger. ROXY Hart.

[Bowen Yang]

Roxy Hart.

[Matt Rogers]

Bridget Jones.

[Bowen Yang]

Cold Mountain.

[Matt Rogers]

Ruby.

[Bowen Yang]

Ruby from Cold Martin. Yes, thank you.

[Matt Rogers]

Cold Martin.

[Bowen Yang]

Cold Martin. Jerry Maguire.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, you had me at hello. And she did.

[Bowen Yang]

And she did. She had us at hello.

[Matt Rogers]

She had us said hello. Have you ever seen Down With Love?

[Bowen Yang]

I love down with Love.

[Matt Rogers]

Like, she has a monologue in that, which is, like, her explaining her whole deal, and it's so, so good. Judy Garland Judy.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God.

[Matt Rogers]

Like, Renee is.

[Bowen Yang]

Renee really is. Remember when we were all fucking crazy? When she was on that red carpet when she.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, yeah. No, I was. Culture was bad.

[Bowen Yang]

When the culture was bad.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 123, a guy who works out.

[Bowen Yang]

And reads and is kind to strangers and friends alike.

[Matt Rogers]

Where are they?

[Bowen Yang]

Where are they?

[Matt Rogers]

If they exist, they're iconic.

[Bowen Yang]

They're on the list because it would be iconic.

[Matt Rogers]

It'd be nice to meet one guy who works out and reads and is kind to strangers and friends alike.

[Bowen Yang]

By works out, we just mean, like, someone who just, like, take care of yourself. Takes. Is taking care of themselves. Is. Is it. You know, he's got his life figured out.

[Matt Rogers]

That's what I'm saying. It's just like, usually you meet that guy. He doesn't read. I don't read. I'm not one of these guys.

[Bowen Yang]

Some. Some of these guys who work out and read. Some of these guys who work out and read are not kind.

[Matt Rogers]

And I'm mean to my friends.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

122.

[Bowen Yang]

Nathan Lee Graham. Found him. He works out, he reads. He's kind of strangers.

[Matt Rogers]

There you go.

[Bowen Yang]

That is the king.

[Matt Rogers]

My mistake. Sho Beam.

[Bowen Yang]

My mistake. Sh. The funniest. Funniest.

[Matt Rogers]

You gotta. One of the best episodes of this podcast ever is called Constant Comments with Nathan Le Graham. That was the name of his tea.

[Bowen Yang]

That was the name of his tea.

[Matt Rogers]

Constant comments. The other day, I'm leaving my apartment, and I say to the guy, how are you? And the guy at the front desk goes, constant blessings.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God. Number one 21, Whoopi Goldberg. She is one of our greatest entertainers, period.

[Matt Rogers]

She's the legend. She is kind as hell. And she is the moderator of the View.

[Bowen Yang]

Come on.

[Matt Rogers]

She is not only the moderator of the View, She's Otome Brown, Oscar winner. She's silly. Give me. Give it up. And she's. She Is the. The. The number one icon of the One.

[Bowen Yang]

Woman show and not for nothing, the best Oscar host.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay, 100% the best Oscar host. She said, come and get me, boys. 120.

[Bowen Yang]

Diana Ross.

[Matt Rogers]

The boss.

[Bowen Yang]

The boss. And what's the rest of the song?

[Matt Rogers]

RuPaul loves Diana Ross.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Remember when she sang Home in the Wiz?

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God.

[Matt Rogers]

She revealed that big voice.

[Bowen Yang]

She sang in Central park in the rain.

[Matt Rogers]

119. Nicole Kidman. And we know it feels low. We're just at that point.

[Bowen Yang]

It's getting hard now, I have to say.

[Matt Rogers]

Nicole Kidman. It's, like, almost fruitless to list the projects.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God.

[Matt Rogers]

But it's just it. She never stops creating iconography.

[Bowen Yang]

Never had a fallow period.

[Matt Rogers]

I don't think so. Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Truly.

[Matt Rogers]

Was there ever a dip?

[Bowen Yang]

No.

[Matt Rogers]

It feels like. No, because even when she wasn't like a huge fucking, like, red carpet superstar there for a second, she was, like, doing, like, rabbit hole with Sandra.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, wow. Okay, number one. 18.

[Matt Rogers]

The Haley Bieber era smoothie.

[Bowen Yang]

A great smoothie.

[Matt Rogers]

It's $22.

[Bowen Yang]

Still a great smoothie.

[Matt Rogers]

It's a great smoothie. It's worth it.

[Bowen Yang]

It's 22 hours. Because it's an erewhon thing where it's like, why am I paying $70 for chicken?

[Matt Rogers]

There's a lot of collagen in it. There's a lot of fancy collagen.

[Bowen Yang]

Collagen isn't a thing that you like. It doesn't. You don't absorb it through the. Through the gut.

[Matt Rogers]

So what. What is it just in there?

[Bowen Yang]

It's. You're supposed to just, like, take, like, injections, basically.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay, so then that. But have you ever had this?

[Bowen Yang]

I have.

[Matt Rogers]

So delicious.

[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

117. Ricky Martin.

[Bowen Yang]

1 of the most beautiful men.

[Matt Rogers]

Not everyone can just get away with saying, shake your bonbon.

[Bowen Yang]

Not everyone can get away with saying, she bang. She bang.

[Matt Rogers]

Not everyone can get away with saying, you know, I'M living la vida loca she's living la vida loca like living a crazy life she's living the crazy life if you really translate it, that's what the song is. Live in la vida loca she'll push.

[Bowen Yang]

And pull you out she's living the crazy Is that one of the best songs ever? Yes.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 116, Maya Rudolph. I mean, she is.

[Bowen Yang]

She. She altered my. The trajectory of my life.

[Matt Rogers]

Same. Yeah. Talk about it.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, it was like Gemini's twin and then it was Donatella.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. Donatella's important.

[Bowen Yang]

Her and Emily Spivey shaped us.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

Like, literally us. Like, you are watching right now. And if you love. Like, if you liked anything. Maya Rudolph was in snl. You loved those two women.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, no, she was snl.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God. Just like. I was just like. This is the funniest fucking person I've ever seen.

[Matt Rogers]

Legendary. Number one fifteen, Billie Eilish. America's sister.

[Bowen Yang]

America's sister. Hundreds of places above Phineas, her brother. Oh, yeah, but that's okay.

[Matt Rogers]

No, let me tell you something.

[Bowen Yang]

She's the voice.

[Matt Rogers]

Billie Eilish. And when she came out and did Lana Del Rey show at Coachella, Lana Del Rey pointed to her and said, this is the voice of our generation. The voice of your generation.

[Bowen Yang]

What's the difference there?

[Matt Rogers]

I think they're different generations.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, okay.

[Matt Rogers]

But okay, number four and 14, Hoda and Jenna. They're so us. They're us coded.

[Bowen Yang]

They're us coded.

[Matt Rogers]

They're daytime us coded.

[Bowen Yang]

Am I Hoda?

[Matt Rogers]

Yes. Does that make you happy? Makes me happy. I'll be Jenna Bush Hager.

[Bowen Yang]

I can be Jenna Bush Hager too.

[Matt Rogers]

Jenna Bush Hager. A lyric in my song.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm. Yes. Oh, my God.

[Matt Rogers]

I wanna see Jenna Bush Hager come out the building because that's where she works. Stream my album and come see me on tour. Go to Matt Rogers official dot com for the Prince of Christmas tour tickets. 113. Marilyn Monroe.

[Bowen Yang]

She's a lyric in a Kelly Roland song.

[Matt Rogers]

Yes, she is like Marilyn Monroe. Wow. Stole by Kelly Rowland.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God. Stole.

[Matt Rogers]

If there was no Marilyn Monroe, we wouldn't have had that lyric. And stole by Kelly Rowland.

[Bowen Yang]

That's the biggest impact she had.

[Matt Rogers]

Marilyn Monroe, a tragic figure, a Hollywood figure. You'd think we would have learned more from her. Let that sink in.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. No, but we're still making the same mistakes.

[Matt Rogers]

112. Kate Bush running up that hill.

[Bowen Yang]

More like walking down the street to her music.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. To buy her music at the record store.

[Bowen Yang]

To buy her music at the record store.

[Matt Rogers]

She is that artist where you go to the record store to buy her music.

[Bowen Yang]

She is an artist where someone you need to. You need to sound cool and cultured in a pinch. Yeah. Say Kate Bush two words and it's a.

[Matt Rogers]

It's like a fast pass to cool.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

You're going to the dinner party.

[Matt Rogers]

100%. You're invited. You're invited to the cool people party. 111 Charizard. The most fearsome Pokemon in many ways. But I would say Mewtwo. Psychologically that's very scary.

[Bowen Yang]

But Charizard is a dragon for sure. That's so scary.

[Matt Rogers]

The hardest Pokemon card to get to come by.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

It was. It was. You want to know why? Because it was the same price as a Haley Bieber smoothie back then. It was 22.

[Bowen Yang]

22.

[Matt Rogers]

Which to an 8 year old at the time you might as well say a $2,000.

[Bowen Yang]

But now it. I think it does cost $2,000.

[Matt Rogers]

You think so?

[Bowen Yang]

An original first edition Charizard card from the 90s.

[Matt Rogers]

So were they right about those and the Spice Girls Barbie dolls. You should have kept them. Number 110, Mary Tyler Moore.

[Bowen Yang]

She threw that hat up.

[Matt Rogers]

Women felt represented.

[Bowen Yang]

Women felt represented and they hadn't been before. Oh my God.

[Matt Rogers]

She can turn the world on with her smile.

[Bowen Yang]

With no Mary Tyler Moore show. There's no 30 rock.

[Matt Rogers]

Wow.

[Bowen Yang]

You know what I mean?

[Matt Rogers]

Mary Tyler Moore. The greats. One of the greats.

[Bowen Yang]

One of the greats.

[Matt Rogers]

Have you ever seen Ordinary People? No dramatic turn.

[Bowen Yang]

Huh huh?

[Matt Rogers]

Was capable of anything. Was one of those like Carol Burnett types. Kate Bolivars. Yes.

[Bowen Yang]

Totally.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 109.

[Bowen Yang]

Freddie Prinze Junior.

[Matt Rogers]

This was the prototype of Dream boy.

[Bowen Yang]

No. He was the ultimate. Yeah, still is. Yeah. I don't think anyone's really come close he. In the years since.

[Matt Rogers]

You know who he looks like? Anthony.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Don't you think they're kind of. They kind of favor each other?

[Bowen Yang]

They have the same. Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

They have the same vibe and they're like earnestness.

[Bowen Yang]

Totally. Totally. Freddie Prince though just has this like. Just with like the. Just with the family.

[Matt Rogers]

I love it just like.

[Bowen Yang]

Just like a. Like a soulfulness, a sadness.

[Matt Rogers]

I Love Freddie Prinze Senior 108.

[Bowen Yang]

Alan Cumming.

[Matt Rogers]

What a legend.

[Bowen Yang]

What a legend you are. We've already talked about dosing the pussy hats. X2.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh forget it. Cabaret.

[Bowen Yang]

Cabaret. The chimp movie. Which he's a huge part of. Chimp crazy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Traders. Icon.

[Bowen Yang]

Traders Icon.

[Matt Rogers]

Congrats. On that Emmy. One of the best Emmys ever given, truly.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, I mean, if RuPaul were to lose to anyone, it should be to Alan Cumming.

[Matt Rogers]

I bet even RuPaul clapped.

[Bowen Yang]

No, of course she did. RuPaul's classy.

[Matt Rogers]

Classy broad.

[Bowen Yang]

Classy broad.

[Matt Rogers]

107, Patti LuPone.

[Bowen Yang]

That's a broad. A classy one.

[Matt Rogers]

I mean, this is. Patti LuPone is a true original.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

And one of. I think one of our best memories was watching her.

[Bowen Yang]

Was watching her. The Ice palace on Fire Island. Oh, my God, I'll never forget it. And watching her. Nagath all along go. She. We miss her. We need her on screen.

[Matt Rogers]

We need her on screen.

[Bowen Yang]

She's really good on camera.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, she's amazing. I'll just never forget her going over to that hat. The show was called Songs from Hat. Picking out a hat. And she'd look at the piece of paper and go, number 14.

[Bowen Yang]

And then she would.

[Matt Rogers]

She would just shred. Number 106, Paris Hilton. You know, even though the guys are crazy, Even though.

[Bowen Yang]

Even though the stars are blind if.

[Matt Rogers]

You show me real love, baby, I'll show you mine.

[Bowen Yang]

The way she stretches the vowel, that.

[Matt Rogers]

Will always be the song of the summer.

[Bowen Yang]

Interesting.

[Matt Rogers]

Stars are blind.

[Bowen Yang]

I think Espresso. Espresso will always be the song this summer. It's only been one.

[Matt Rogers]

It's only been one. But I guess you're right. I guess Espresso and stars are blind, they both occupy a similar thing. Number 105, Kathy Hilton. Fan. Legend. Red Bull in bed. Legend.

[Bowen Yang]

Red Bull and Ben. Legend. Not knowing what Red Bull is. Legend.

[Matt Rogers]

Hunky dory. Legend.

[Bowen Yang]

Kind of clueless.

[Matt Rogers]

Kind of clueless. But you. You get the sense. Has all the clues, has all the.

[Bowen Yang]

Keys to the castle.

[Matt Rogers]

Prank icon.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God. Prank icon.

[Matt Rogers]

Punk'd walked so Kathy Hilton on the Beverly Hills Housewives could run.

[Bowen Yang]

You think Kathy Hilton was running?

[Matt Rogers]

I think Kathy Hilton is more Ashton Kutcher than we know.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 104, the Loch Ness Monster. Nessie, is she real or not? Opinion from you.

[Bowen Yang]

No, I don't think so either, but it doesn't matter.

[Matt Rogers]

No, it doesn't.

[Bowen Yang]

Because we still know about her biggest legend from Scotland.

[Matt Rogers]

And I'm sorry, Alan. Coming. You're sorry, Alan, but there is no touching the Loch Ness Monster. Nessie.

[Bowen Yang]

No, no, no. She. Her name is the lake. Yeah, and it's called Lake Ness. And her name is Nessie.

[Matt Rogers]

If she were real, she would be number one on the list.

[Bowen Yang]

The number 103. Andy Cohen is he realized?

[Matt Rogers]

I don't think so. No one can say for sure. He rarely appears.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't think. I don't think I've ever met him.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, I don't know. He's not really. He's not really on TV much.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't think he goes plays. I don't think he's ever been on Fire Island.

[Matt Rogers]

Very secretive guy, Andy. He really. He's Discretion.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. He's not out there.

[Matt Rogers]

No, no, you don't know much about him.

[Bowen Yang]

Handsome man.

[Matt Rogers]

I mean, if I would love to meet him one day, shake his hand, I'm sure.

[Bowen Yang]

At least his brain.

[Matt Rogers]

What else are you picking the hole? I think he does the picking.

[Bowen Yang]

OK. Oh.

[Matt Rogers]

102 teachers.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, we have learned nothing from the pandemic. I thought after the pandemic we'd be paying teachers seven figures.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

What happened?

[Matt Rogers]

Well, we didn't learn anything.

[Bowen Yang]

Clearly.

[Matt Rogers]

We are going on hunger strike until.

[Bowen Yang]

Their teachers are paid a million dollars.

[Matt Rogers]

We are not. We will not be eating until something really changes in this country. Pass me those Oreos over there. Oh, girl, did they give.

[Bowen Yang]

Did they pay them?

[Matt Rogers]

We love teachers and I think about my teachers all the time.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, I really do.

[Matt Rogers]

101.

[Bowen Yang]

Samantha Jones, that's a teacher.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, she taught us all.

[Bowen Yang]

She taught us how to be a whore.

[Matt Rogers]

Sex positive.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

I mean, we all said, samantha, cool it. And then we said, no, you know what?

[Bowen Yang]

She's right.

[Matt Rogers]

Samantha Jones had a major point.

[Bowen Yang]

Remember when those fucking girls in the Hamptons were making fun of her age and she was holding those melons and she threw them at the.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. Good. 100. Raven Simone. Raven is. I'll never forget. That's so Raven. My dad's favorite show when I was in middle school was that so Raven. Every day we would watch that so Raven on the tiny TV in my kitchen. And he'd be like, she's funny, man.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, no, she's one of the great.

[Matt Rogers]

She's really funny.

[Bowen Yang]

She. Did you see her in Dr. Dolittle, too?

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, I've seen. I was. You know, I used to stream Raven Simone's album, this Is My Time. She had a song called Let Me See A Backflip. For real? Are you nodding? Are you like a real one? Oh, this guy is. He's on the list.

[Bowen Yang]

This guy.

[Matt Rogers]

If we had met you before today, you'd be on the list. That was really cool.

[Bowen Yang]

I can't believe.

[Matt Rogers]

Are we. Are we out of time?

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah, you're out of time.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay, number 99. Sandra, take the floor.

[Bowen Yang]

This Is someone that you saw for the first time. And I guarantee you saw her for the first time, and you were like, I need more.

[Matt Rogers]

Gupta.

[Bowen Yang]

Gupta. The queen is coming to Grove High School. She is clearly one of our best. I saw her in the Welkin Off Broadway this summer. That she is as good as Meryl Streep.

[Matt Rogers]

Thundering towering actress. Quiz lady.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God, there's so many more things.

[Matt Rogers]

Why hasn't she been on the podcast?

[Bowen Yang]

I literally invited her to come on.

[Matt Rogers]

Does she not want to come on?

[Bowen Yang]

If she wants to come on. She was just busy with rehearsals, and now she's back in la.

[Matt Rogers]

Okay, we have to do that. Sandra, please.

[Bowen Yang]

Let's go.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 98, Tina Turner. Big Wheel. Keep on turning Proud Mary keep on.

[Bowen Yang]

Burning Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling on the river Simply the best.

[Matt Rogers]

You know what's one of my biggest disappointments? Remember when me, you, and Sudie on. I think it was March 8, 2020. We're supposed to go see Tina.

[Bowen Yang]

It was March 13.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. It was like the day the pandemic was like, I'm here and I'm staying.

[Bowen Yang]

We supposed to see Tina.

[Matt Rogers]

I love Tina Turner. Number 97, Michelle Kwan. This is a moment of silence for the fact that Michelle Kwan never got that goal.

[Bowen Yang]

I don't think that should define her.

[Matt Rogers]

I'm just saying if there's ever any athlete that's not gotten the do, it's Michelle Kwan. We need to make sure that we give Michelle Kwan her flowers because she entertained and filled the hearts of Americans and people the world over so many times that we are giving her the gold medal right now. This is last culture recess. First ever gold medal. We're giving it to Michelle Kwan. Congratulations.

[Bowen Yang]

Congratulations, Michelle. Number 96. 96. The cast of Clueless.

[Matt Rogers]

This is not just Alicia Silverstone. This is not just Stacey Dash. This is not just Brittany Murphy.

[Bowen Yang]

This is Paul Rudd.

[Matt Rogers]

Paul Rudd.

[Bowen Yang]

This is.

[Matt Rogers]

Donald Faison.

[Bowen Yang]

Donald Faison, of course. Breckenmeyer.

[Matt Rogers]

Breckenmeyer. I love Breckenmire Wallace.

[Bowen Yang]

Sean. Oh, of course.

[Matt Rogers]

This is Ms. Geist.

[Bowen Yang]

Ms. Geist. What a wonderful film.

[Matt Rogers]

This is Dan Hedaya as. As Cher's father.

[Bowen Yang]

Sure's father. Yes. So good.

[Matt Rogers]

Get out of my chair. Get out of my chair. No. Gosh, so many good lines.

[Bowen Yang]

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[Matt Rogers]

The first lady of country. I feel.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, absolutely. The president.

[Matt Rogers]

The president of country.

[Bowen Yang]

The president of country. Sorry, Sorry, Tim. She is one of the most beautiful women to ever live.

[Matt Rogers]

One of Helen of Troy.

[Bowen Yang]

Helen of Troy. Beautiful.

[Matt Rogers]

She's the Karen Pittman of country.

[Bowen Yang]

She's the Karen Pittman of country.

[Matt Rogers]

I also want to say breathe. Oh, there's a reason why me, Bowen, Josh and Aaron sang Breathe by Faith Hill at the code.

[Bowen Yang]

Is the beating of your heart.

[Matt Rogers]

Cause I can feel you breathe.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, God.

[Matt Rogers]

We could just do the whole thing. Number 94, Anderson Cooper. You know, the number one.

[Bowen Yang]

The news guy, source for news. The news guy.

[Matt Rogers]

When you look at him, you say, I trust you to tell me the truth today.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes.

[Matt Rogers]

On the news program I'm watching on CNN, Anderson Cooper 360. Because the man has good angles all around.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh. And when we're in the mirror, we're just looking at him.

[Matt Rogers]

I'll never forget whenever Anderson Cooper would leave. David Barton. Jim. From the years 2008 to 2000, every gay person at NYU would talk about it. Of course, we're like, yes, we know. He goes there. Number 93, speaking of gay people, Charlie XCX.

[Bowen Yang]

This is a very shy person.

[Matt Rogers]

This is one of those girls who doesn't really do drugs.

[Bowen Yang]

Doesn't do drugs, doesn't go out, kind of stays at home, reads a book.

[Matt Rogers]

She's quiet.

[Bowen Yang]

She's quiet.

[Matt Rogers]

She's demure.

[Bowen Yang]

No, she is. I think she's the voice of our generation.

[Matt Rogers]

Three, six, five, Party girl.

[Bowen Yang]

She would do a little key. She have a little line.

[Matt Rogers]

When I hear 365, I get emotional.

[Bowen Yang]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Matt Rogers]

That album starting with 360, ending there.

[Bowen Yang]

It's emotional for a song to start with. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Here we go.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 92, B.D.

[Bowen Yang]

Wong.

[Matt Rogers]

Jurassic World. The ride got it so right when they had BD Wong running that cue.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God, that's someone. He has that Anderson Cooper vibe where it's just like, stand and deliver.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

You know What I mean?

[Matt Rogers]

Dr. Henry Wu.

[Bowen Yang]

Dr. Henry Wu, the villain escaped Isla Nublar.

[Matt Rogers]

A lot of people think the villain of Jurassic park raptors, the terrifying creatures that roam the island. Now, the villain of Jurassic park was the man who allowed. Don't do that to me. I'm in the middle of a point. Was the man who allowed nature that had been extinct to come back. You don't mess with Mother Nature.

[Bowen Yang]

Don't mess with Mother Nature.

[Matt Rogers]

Now we'll move on.

[Bowen Yang]

Number 91, Alexander Graham Bell. He gave us. Thank you, King.

[Matt Rogers]

We're holding up the phones. You addicted to this? You like this? You like having this phone?

[Bowen Yang]

Blame. Blame Alex.

[Matt Rogers]

Blame it on the AGB because let me tell you something, you wouldn't have a phone without him. Just think about that.

[Bowen Yang]

Think about that.

[Matt Rogers]

How would you call your mom?

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, that's a good thing to do on the phone.

[Matt Rogers]

Forget about texting. Yeah, it started with the call.

[Bowen Yang]

Started with the call. We. And then we were addicted to contact. Number 90. Vancouver gays. Y'all know how to put it down.

[Matt Rogers]

Was that the best sex you've had?

[Bowen Yang]

Some of the best sex I've had.

[Matt Rogers]

By several different Vancouver gays.

[Bowen Yang]

By a few. By a few of them. I was like, they just get it. They're. They're sweet. They love nature. They hike. They play volleyball. There's a volleyball league that I got to go and witness. They had a drag competition in the volleyball league.

[Matt Rogers]

And you had these men, and they were very.

[Bowen Yang]

Not. Not these men. I just. I just had. Had had a few moments, and it was so lovely. I'll never forget it.

[Matt Rogers]

Where are their names?

[Bowen Yang]

I couldn't tell you.

[Matt Rogers]

You could.

[Bowen Yang]

No, no, no, tell me. Number 89.

[Matt Rogers]

Julia Roberts. We're really getting to the top of the cream of the crack.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. Julia Roberts is 89.

[Matt Rogers]

She's 89, which is crazy because she's.

[Bowen Yang]

The number one actress of all time.

[Matt Rogers]

She's Erin Brockovich. Let that sink in. Think about the way she tore up that role.

[Bowen Yang]

She is Test ocean. She is.

[Matt Rogers]

She is. Jules from My Best Friend.

[Bowen Yang]

My Best Friend's I'll never.

[Matt Rogers]

That's my favorite movie.

[Bowen Yang]

My Best Friend's Wedding. It's perfect. Hot to bottom. It. It's candy. It's actually not candy. It's. It's a gorgeous wedding cake.

[Matt Rogers]

It's a. It's. Yeah, it's. It's a thick, rich cake.

[Bowen Yang]

Thick, rich cake.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 88, Pikachu.

[Bowen Yang]

Sorry? Charizard. Pikachu is the most iconic Pokemon period.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, there's no doubt. When everyone's best friends.

[Bowen Yang]

When the world. Everyone's best friend, when the world saw Pikachu, it was like they fell in love. They fell in love. The world was ablaze. Like, our parents knew what Pikachu was.

[Matt Rogers]

Hello.

[Bowen Yang]

Pika pika.

[Matt Rogers]

Give me a break, you cute fuck.

[Bowen Yang]

You cute fucker.

[Matt Rogers]

Give me a break, you cute fuck.

[Bowen Yang]

Get over here.

[Matt Rogers]

Right on my back. I know you weigh Nothing.

[Bowen Yang]

Number 87.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 87, Demi Moore. I think cinema's best crier.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah. She even cried in Charlie's Angels Full throttle at the end, period.

[Matt Rogers]

I mean, the single tier. I was great. No, she's amazing. Also, like, you know, I'm in her book.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes, you are, because you asked her at Sundance.

[Matt Rogers]

Because I told her she was cinema's most iconic crier. And then she wrote in her memoir, at Sundance, a young journalist told me I was cinema's most iconic crier. So I am a young journalist To Demi Moore. And I wouldn't be. I wouldn't want to be anything else.

[Bowen Yang]

You've been described very well lately.

[Matt Rogers]

I've been described well. Number 86, niece, Niecy Nash.

[Bowen Yang]

Nash. She can do it all.

[Matt Rogers]

Do it all. And I'm the most happy, I think I've ever been watching her walk around with her Emmy, like, just like finally getting the respect that she has deserved for years and years and years and years. She was Rainisha Williams.

[Bowen Yang]

She was rainy. She got a huge. When she mentioned Reno911 at the Emmys, Huge cheers, really. And even Lauren afterwards was like, I mean, Reno 911 got a huge applause break. Like, people love comedy.

[Matt Rogers]

We need Niecy to host us.

[Bowen Yang]

We need Niecy to host Destino.

[Matt Rogers]

Come on. Don't you agree?

[Bowen Yang]

Don't you agree?

[Matt Rogers]

Number 85, Sarah Barbara. I think, like, first of all, when she sang Moments in the woods and into the, into the Woods.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God.

[Matt Rogers]

I turned to Matt Whitaker at the end. We were both were crying. Like, I'm just like such a. The most thoughtful singer.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Beautiful artist. I, I, you can tell the nicest person.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God. Just a true all around legend.

[Matt Rogers]

We, we almost had her on this show.

[Bowen Yang]

I know what happened.

[Matt Rogers]

It just. Scheduling didn't work out.

[Bowen Yang]

Scheduling didn't work well, Sarah. No, it was. Oh, God, it was. I think, I think I it up.

[Matt Rogers]

Sarah Bowen.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm so sorry. I it up. I actually.

[Matt Rogers]

We'll get it. We'll do it.

[Bowen Yang]

We'll do it, we'll do it. Oh, my God. Sarah, please.

[Matt Rogers]

Number 84, RuPaul for everything you've done.

[Bowen Yang]

For then you will continue to do.

[Matt Rogers]

Like, just from where Rue started to where Rue is. That is.

[Bowen Yang]

That is.

[Matt Rogers]

You couldn't even do the biopic.

[Bowen Yang]

No, it would have to be 10. It would be 24 episodes, 24 episode miniseries.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. Maxi series with a different person playing rue in every episode.

[Bowen Yang]

Yes.

[Matt Rogers]

Like the Bob Dylan biopic.

[Bowen Yang]

I'm out there. Ca Blanchett should play RuPaul.

[Matt Rogers]

It's really good.

[Bowen Yang]

Number 83, Natalie Portman.

[Matt Rogers]

You are one of the best, in.

[Bowen Yang]

The words of Rihanna, one of the baddest in Hollywood.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, when Rihanna.

[Bowen Yang]

One of the baddest in Hollywood. Forever.

[Matt Rogers]

Forever.

[Bowen Yang]

Forever.

[Matt Rogers]

Wait. That video of Rihanna and Natalie Portman meeting to me is so good. Natalie Portman is everything she is. Ms. Dior. I'll never. There's nothing cooler that cuter than those commercials. Like, I know. She's got it.

[Bowen Yang]

She's got it.

[Matt Rogers]

Fucking superstar. May December. The Academy was doing her dirty by now. Black Swan.

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, my God. Box locks.

[Matt Rogers]

I think it's going to get hard to get in number 82, Steven Spielberg. Thank you for Jaws.

[Bowen Yang]

Thank you for every from Jaws since. Thank you for ET Jaws invented the summer movie.

[Matt Rogers]

Thank you for Schindler's List. Thank you for Jurassic Park. Thank you for the Color Purple. Thank you for Lincoln. It's a prayer.

[Bowen Yang]

Apollo 13.

[Matt Rogers]

Thank you for Apollo 13.

[Bowen Yang]

Apollo 13. No. Was that Ron Howard?

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. Thank you for A Beautiful Mind. That was Ron Howard too. I know your impact.

[Bowen Yang]

Number 81, Kate Winslet.

[Matt Rogers]

I think that we all were in when Kate Winslet as Rose DeWitt BU. Which is a real name they named that character, turned around in that hat and said, it doesn't look as big as the Mauritania. The fact that she was introduced in that movie with a complaint.

[Bowen Yang]

What does she say as she's walking towards the boat? She turns around and says, not my hat because she's wearing it. Yeah, but she says, like, my back.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah, something like that. To go from this isn't. Doesn't look as big as the Mauritania to my baby is strong.

[Bowen Yang]

My baby is strong.

[Matt Rogers]

That's range. Number 80, Prince, when he changed his name to a symbol that was. That was true pop star behavior.

[Bowen Yang]

Well, that was truly him getting past, like, labels trying to, like, make him a prod. He was just like, I'm going to do something that you guys will be so confused about.

[Matt Rogers]

He was the queen of ugly coming.

[Bowen Yang]

Of ugly coming.

[Matt Rogers]

Honestly, like gooning. Prince was the gooner. Prince was the original gooner. He was gooning in the mic. Number 79, Lassie. Oh, what a heroic dog.

[Bowen Yang]

I love Akali.

[Matt Rogers]

Lassie was always down to save the day. The day.

[Bowen Yang]

Akali is so beautiful.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah. Very beautiful coat.

[Bowen Yang]

Coat.

[Matt Rogers]

Vera Fawcett of snouts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? A TV star?

[Bowen Yang]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt Rogers]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

I think they should bring back Lassie.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh, that would be good. But dark and edgy and fucked like Lassie. But doing coke like Lassie. But like fucked up. Like bisexual like Lassie. Euphoria. I want to see Sam Levinson bring back Lassie.

[Bowen Yang]

Las Coltristas is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcasts.

[Matt Rogers]

Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, executive produced by Anna Hosnier.

[Bowen Yang]

And Han Sani, produced by Becca Ramos, edited and mixed by Doug Bame and Monique Laborde and our music is by Henry Kamirski.

[Matt Rogers]

Hey everybody, it's me, Matt Rogers, letting you know tickets are on sale now to see me on tour. The Prince of Christmas tour, that is. I'm doing my whole album. Have you heard of Christmas? Plus a lot more with the whole band all throughout December. Go to www.mattrogersofficial.com See me in a city.