The Las Culturistas Culture Awards 2026 Nominations - PART ONE

Summary

Las Culturistas Culture Awards 2026 Nominations – PART ONE

Podcast: Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang
Episode Date: May 1, 2026
Production: Big Money Players Network & iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

In this highly anticipated episode, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, your devoted “culture consultants,” reveal the first half of the much-loved Las Culturistas Culture Awards 2026 nominations. With their signature wit and an ever-present sense of fun, Matt and Bowen celebrate, dissect, and sometimes poke loving fun at the major (and very minor) moments, objects, people, words, and phenomena from across the spectrum of culture—high and low, old and new, serious and, most of all, ridiculous.

If culture is an endless smorgasbord, this episode is a lavish buffet of categories, from “Most Iconic Building or Structure” to the “Dentist Award for Most Intimate Interaction I’ve Had in Months.”

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Key Discussion Points & Category Highlights

The Spirit of the Awards

• Kickoff Vibes
  The episode opens with gleeful mutual greetings and excitement about hosting the fifth Culture Awards:
  • “I can't believe we're here again.” (02:08, Matt)
  • The awards will air on Bravo and Peacock, Wednesday, June 17th at 9 PM, right after "The Valley."
    • “There's no way of knowing.” (02:42, Matt, on the timeslot in true Culturista fashion)
• Tone: Irreverent, playful, and deeply referential.

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Notable Categories and Nominees

[02:45] Most Iconic Building or Structure

• Flatiron
• Italy
• Barclays Center AKA “Ellie the Elephant's House”
• The Millennial Apartment in "the drama"
• SpongeBob’s Pineapple Home
• The Bell House

[03:12] Best Movie of All Time

• Wicked 1
• Parasite
• Jumanji
• An Inconvenient Truth
• “A Lot of Good That Did”
• Gaga: Five Foot Two

[03:33] Fastest Four-Legged Mammal

• Little dog running away from owner with salami in mouth
• Cheetah
• Wild stallion
• “Me when Dave Matthews Band is back on tour”
• “My mom when Black Friday hit 2009. Online shopping not as prevalent.”

[04:02] Put Your Hearts Up Award for Excellence in Seeing Someone From Far Away

• Two finger salute
• “Shouting ‘over here’”
• “Shouting ‘There’s the killer’”
• “Slowly approaching each other to a song like in High School Musical 3”
• “Squinting and saying ‘She can't come to my birthday but she can come to this. Got it.’”

[04:35] Best Temperature

• Medium rare
• Sunny but breezy
• 74 degrees
• “Hot for October”
• “Medium ‘wow’ Below Deck van”

[05:29] Most Uncommon Accident

• Leaving a mandolin slicer where your keyboard usually is
• Dog bites your eye and just your eye
• “You drop baby, but it’s totally unharmed. But it lands on a button opening a trapdoor and you fall in ass-first. And baby still good. Better even. Laughing.”
• “Smacked with a whole tuna fish after pissing off guy holding whole tuna fish”
• “You’re having a sandwich and washing it down with soda, but you accidentally bite into the can of soda, swallowing aluminum. Now every time you go through TSA, it beeps.”
  • A stellar example of their absurdist humor and improvisation.

[06:16] Outstanding Dinner Party Contribution

• Chilled A
• General knowledge of most media
• An empty clear intestine
• A fire extinguisher (“You don't know what they're equipped with at the home”)
• An EpiPen to share

[06:40] Best Thing That Could Change Your Life for Two Weeks

• Ube (“If you don't know, that’s a yam of the Philippines”)
• Air fryer
• “A crush that doesn’t care if you live or die”
• “Jacob let them by Mel Robbins”
• “New girl at work. What’s her deal? Rachel”

[07:12] Best Thing That Could Change Your Life Permanently

• Rehab
• “Surprise, your rich uncle died with no kids, you’re the sole inheritor… but you have a horrible gambling addiction, so this blessing has become a curse.”
• Surgery
• Ayahuasca
• “You made a really close friend putting yourself out there as an adult, which is hard and it really paid off.”

[08:20] The “Bootylicious Prize for ‘Is a Word, Now’”

• Slater
• Microdermabrasion
• Legitarily
• Frame
• Mog
• Tea

[09:04] Lumpy Shirt Award for Thing That's Doing You No Favors

• Flannel sheets

• Waiting for Dorit

• “Waiting on the world to change” (sung)

• John Mayer

• “That lack of competence. You got this, diva. So many of your friends love you. And those that don't, pay them no mind.”

  • Bowen breaks into the John Mayer song—a funny, memorable moment (09:17)

[10:29] Best Way to Ride With Your Bitches

• The train to the beach
• “Speedboat on arms linked. But wait, who’s steering? Oh, zooted, often edible.”
• “We're all clear, and pre-check. Let’s go. Mexico City ain’t ready for us. We’re four white gays in our 40s.”
• “Beer-bike-bar tour in a former Confederate city where four white women in their 40s. Everyone is cowering in fear.”
• “In a line, all marching toward the queen. You’re an aunt, we love her, we serve her, each of you carrying a giant crumb.”

[11:16] I Love You Award for Best Three Words Together

• “It's barely noticeable”
• “My bill passed”
• “Orange vanilla Coke Zero”
• “Boarding group seven”
• “Move that bus”

[11:43] Shh. Don’t Repeat This Award for Rumor We Are Making Up

• “Wordle is collecting all our data”
• “You can swallow gum and it comes right out”
• “Coke Zero has been proven to flush your body of microplastics”
• “Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox seen canoodling outside of Chateau Marmont”
• “Kamala O’Mary”

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• Meta-Humor about Awards Shows:
  “I've never tried that.” “Never tried that.” (about the rituals and repeats of awards show culture, 02:19)
• Category Dissection & Extra Bits:
  • Multiple times, Matt or Bowen riff on and editorialize the categories, e.g.
    • “That lack of competence. You got this diva. So many of your friends love you. And those that don't, pay them no mind.” (09:28)
  • Category intros are often punctuated by friendly asides or fake seriousness.
• Bowen “singing” John Mayer in the Lumpy Shirt Award category. (09:17)
• Audience Engagement:
  The episode is laced with “everyone knows this” or “we all know the one” gestures to the listenership, making the podcast feel communal.

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Other Highlighted Categories (Timestamps)

• [12:18] Most Beautiful Name for a Daughter You Haven’t Even Thought of Yet: Ricochet, Gelateria, Pizza (pronounced Pizza), Bugonia, Clara
• [17:04] Real Housewives Award for Best Way to Start a Confrontation: “So thank you for meeting me here.” / “You owe me an apology.” / “I am never speaking to you again.” / “No, not here.” / “You’re disgusting. And your husband is disgusting. And your children are disgusting.”
• [19:00] Best Vibe, Hands Down: Stanley Tucci when he’s in Italy; Seth Meyers; Kenny Chesney at the Sphere; Just having dinner on Pride Weekend while a Sade album plays at a respectful volume (quote: “maybe one glass of wine”); Mia Calabrese Summer House
• [19:31] “God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You” Award for Divinity: Punch the Monkey, Jigglypuff, Sean Evans, A Bryant, Madonna
• [20:23] Linda Blair Award for Most Terrifying Child(ren) in Media: Children of Weapons, Child of Adolescence, Adults of Euphoria S3, Teen Zendaya in The Drama, Angelica (“Rugrats”)
• [24:15] Favorite Room in the House, If We’re Being So Real: Kitchen area; Host’s bedroom, during the party (for kissing); Pool; Guest house; Billiards room

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The Las Culturistas Tone

• Language: Conversational, quick-witted, gay millennial vernacular, constantly referencing pop, digital, and high-low art culture.
• Attitude: Warm mockery and deep affection for not only pop culture, but for how people interact with it and with each other.
• Classic Las Culturistas: Deadpan delivery for outrageously silly categories, earnestness mixed with satire, and the sense that “anything can be culture.”

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Memorable Moments

• On Flannel Sheets:
  “Flannel sheets. Waiting for Dorit. Waiting on the world to change. [Sings] Waiting on the world to change.” (09:17, Bowen)
• On Most Uncommon Accident:
  (Elaborate stories about babies, trapdoors, and beeping at TSA, [05:29])
• Sabrina Carpenter & Brian Cox as running joke:
  Recurs both as a fabricated rumor and in the PDA category (11:43, 22:57)
• Best Way To Ride With Your Bitches:
  “We're four white gays in our 40s… Beer bike bar tour in a former Confederate city where four white women in their 40s. Everyone is cowering in fear…” (10:48)

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Structure and Flow

• The hosts rhythmically cycle through categories, riffing and editorializing on each, sometimes launching into improvised asides or faux-drama.
• The tone never wavers from breezy, playful, and in-the-know, frequently winking at listeners.
• The episode ends on a promise of Part Two with more categories and concludes with signature Las Culturistas camaraderie.

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Useful Timestamps

• [02:01] Episode content begins; hosts set the scene and introduce the awards
• [02:45] First nomination category ("Most Iconic Building or Structure")
• [09:28] Example of the mix of real cultural analysis, self-help, and parody
• [14:14], [27:51], [36:03] Ad breaks (skipped)
• [35:47] Episode ends with promise for next week’s nominations

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Conclusion

Part 1 of the 2026 Las Culturistas Culture Awards nominations is a celebration of all things significant, silly, and surprisingly poignant in the world of culture. Rogers and Yang—equal parts cultural anthropologists and queer jesters—merge genuine affection for pop culture with razor-sharp absurdity, making the Culture Awards a loving parody of awards shows, cultural phenomena, and even their own community’s obsessions.

Essential listening for:

• Fans of pop culture (niche and mainstream)
• Listeners who enjoy satirical but affectionate humor
• Anyone who’s ever wanted “Best Thing That Could Change Your Life for Two Weeks” to be its own awards category

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Notable Quotes

• “I can’t believe we’re here again.” — Matt, [02:08]
• “It’s on after the Valley. There’s no way of knowing.” — Matt, [02:40]
• “You got this diva. So many of your friends love you. And those that don’t, pay them no mind.” — Matt, [09:28]
• “We’re all clear and pre-check. Let’s go. Mexico City ain’t ready for us. We’re four white gays in our 40s.” — (Best Way To Ride With Your Bitches, [10:39])
• “Move that bus!” — (Best Three Words Together, [11:20])
• “Remember before when I apologized for being wrong? Well, I don’t think I was wrong. I think you were wrong and you owe me an apology.” — Matt, [24:48]

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See you next week for Part Two!

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In the category of put your hearts up award for excellence in seeing someone from far away, the nominees Two finger salute. Shouting over here. Shouting, there's the killer. Slowly approaching each other to a song like in High School Musical 3 and squinting and saying, she can't come to my birthday, but she can come to this. Got it. These are the nominees for put your hearts up award for excellence in seeing someone from far away.

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in the category of Lil Avocado who is a man award for iconic designs on graphic socks. The nominees are Argyle cheeseburgers, strawberry people with various emotions just says I'm a fucking bitch and I don't care who knows. And ones that say top or bottom. Nasty pig. These are the nominees for Lil Avocado who is a man award for iconic designs on graphic socks.

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In the category of most uncommon accident, the nominees are. Uh oh, you left your mandolin slicer where your keyboard usually is. Dog bites your eye and just your eye. You drop baby, but it's totally unharmed. But it lands on a button opening a trapdoor and you fall in ass first. And baby still good. Better even laughing smacked with whole tuna fish after pissing off guy holding whole tuna fish and you're having a sandwich and washing it down with the soda, but you accidentally bite into the can of soda, swallowing aluminum. Now every time you go through tsa, it beeps. These are the nominees for most uncommon accident.

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In the category of outstanding dinner party contribution, the nominees are Chilled A general knowledge of most media. An empty clear intestine, A fire extinguisher. You don't know what they're equipped with at the home and an EpiPen to share. These are the nominees for outstanding dinner party contribution.

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In the category of best thing that could change your life for two weeks, the nominees are Ube and if you don't know, that's a yam of the Philippines air fryer, A crush that doesn't care if you live or die. Jacob let them by Mel Robbins and new girl at work. What's her deal? Rachel. These are the nominees for best thing that could change your life for two weeks.

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In the category of best thing that could change your life permanently, the nominees are Rehab Surprise. Your rich uncle died with no kids, you're the sole inheritor, but you have a horrible gambling addiction, so this blessing has become a curse. Surgery. All ayahuasca for sure. And you made a really close friend putting yourself out there as an adult, which is hard and it really paid off. These are the nominees for best thing that could change your life permanently.

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In the category of the mouse in the house award for quiet but powerful, the nominees are unionizing the workplace, a fart after eating a cucumber, Amal Clooney, the Bene Gesserit until they're not. And dialogue in any prestige TV show such as slow horses on apple tv. I've never seen this. These are the nominees for the mouse in the house award for quiet but powerful.

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In the category of the bootylicious prize for is a word. Now, the nominees are Slater, Microdermabrasion Legitarily, Frame, Mog and Tea. These are the nominees for the bootylicious prize for is a word now.

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In the category of best little creature, the nominees Grogu Hamsters, Nonviolent Rocky project, Hail Mary, Toad Mario and the miniature wife on peacock. These are the nominees for best little creature.

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In the category of lumpy shirt award for thing that's doing you no favors, the nominees are Flannel sheets. Waiting for Dorit. Waiting on the world to change.

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Waiting on the world to change.

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John Mayer. And that lack of competence. You got this diva. So many of your friends love you. And those that don't, pay them no mind. These are the nominees for lumpy shirt award for thing that's doing you no favors.

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In the category of best celebrity nature name, the nominees are the Rock, Sky Ferrera, Ivy woke Treepane and Gorillaz. These are the nominees for best celebrity nature name.

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In the category of AKA award for other way to say that the nominees are I'm gonna head back to the hotel, AKA I'm gonna jerk it. That's Tea AKA I agree young gay, that's to die for. AKA that's good old gay, devilicious. AKA sounds good to me. Stupid gay and k. AKA sounds bad phone. These are the nominees for AKA award for other way to say that.

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In the category of best way to ride with your bitches the nominees are. The train to the beach. Speedboat on arms linked. But wait, who's steering? Oh, zooted, often edible. We're all clear and pre check. Let's go. Mexico city ain't ready for us. We're four white gays in our 40s. Beer, bike bar tour in a former Confederate city where four white women in our 40s. Everyone is cowering in fear and in a line, all marching toward the queen. You're an aunt, we love her. We serve her. Each of you carrying a giant crumb. These are the nominees for best way to ride with your bitches in the

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category of I love you award for best three words together. The nominees are. It's barely noticeable, my bill passed, orange vanilla coke zero, boarding group seven and move that bus. These are the nominees for I love you award for best three words together

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in the category of Shh. Don't repeat this award for rumor we are making up. The nominees are. Wordle is collecting all of our data. You can swallow gum and it comes right out. Coke zero has been proven to flush your body of microplastics. Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox seen canoodling outside of Chateau Marmont. And Kamala o'. Mary. So the nominees for Shh. Don't repeat this award for rumor we

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are making up in the category of most beautiful name for a daughter you haven't even thought of yet, the nominees are Ricochet gelateria pizza pronounced pizza. Bugonia and Clara. These are the nominees for most beautiful name for a daughter you haven't even thought of yet.

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Real Housewives Award for best way to start a confrontation, the nominees are so thank you for meeting me here. You owe me an apology. I am never speaking to you again. No, not here. And you're disgusting. And your husband is disgusting. And your children are disgusting. These are the nominees for the Real Housewives award for best way to start a confrontation.

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In the category of Hunger Games award for best huge franchise, the nominees are M&M's the Bronte Sisters, Goosebumps A24 movies, merch and more and Golden Retrievers. These are the nominees for Hunger Games award for best huge Franchise.

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In the category of Eternal Lesbian of the pop culture mind, the nominees are Kate McKinnon, Wanda Sykes. Brandi Carlisle. Commune with those amazing twins. The Friend to Lover to Enemy to Friend trope. And the WNBA 83% conservative estimate. These are the nominees for Eternal Lesbian of the Pop Culture Mind. In the category of best space Excellence in outer space, the nominees are Project Hail Mary, Gravity by Sandra Bullock. Ham, the outer space chimp. He did die, but not from outer space. What you're finally demanding from your sister now that you're both in space? And Chromatica by Lady Gaga. These are the nominees for best space Excellence in outer Space.

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In the category of best vibe, hands down, the nominees Stanley Tucci when he's in Italy. Seth Meyers. Kenny Chesney at the Sphere Just having dinner on Pride weekend while a Sade album plays at a respectful volume, conversation flowing, no drugs or alcohol in sight. Well, maybe one glass of wine and Mia Calabrese summer house. These are the nominees for best Vibe, hands down.

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In the category of the God Must have Spent a Little More Time on you award for Divinity, the nominees are Punch the Monkey, Jigglypuff, Sean Evans, A Bryant and Madonna. These are the nominees for the God Must have Spent a Little More Time on you award for divinity. I had to.

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You had to.

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I love that song.

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I'm so glad.

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I'm so happy. That's a category.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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In the category of the Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media, the nominees are Bono, Maura Higgins, the City of Boston, Soda Bread and Beautiful Sheep. These are the nominees for the Corned Beef Award for Irish Representation in Media.

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In the category of the Linda Blair Award for most terrifying Child or children in Media, the nominees are the Children of Weapons, the Child of Adolescence, the Adults of Euphoria, Season three, Teen Zendaya in the Drama. And Angelica Rugrats. These are the nominees for the Linda Blair Award for most terrifying Child or Children in Media.

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In the category of Scariest moment in History, the nominees are. We Didn't Know a Dog Was Home. Several different parts of the ring, depending on your POV. I'm getting this text. Hi. This is Cory Booker, December 31, 1999. And hereditary little Diva Head. Come off. These are the nominees for Scariest moment in History.

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In the category of the Break Me Off a Piece of that award for Men We Want to Dip in the Chocolate, the nominees are Mike White. Abs now Survivor. Mr. Peanut. Clothes off and Hat Too. As for your cane, there's a place for that at the door. Simon Cowell, 2004 Hot Squidward and Hassan Piker. They Can Never Get My King. These are the nominees for the Break Me Off A Piece of that award for Man We Want to Dip in the Chocolate.

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In the category of most poignant title, the nominees are the Hunting Wives. Are the wives doing the hunting or are they being hunted? Heated Rivalry. I believe this is a double entendre Pluribus, because plur one battle after another. It really do be that way sometimes, huh? And so Scarpetta. Any questions? These are the nominees for most poignant title.

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In the category of PDA of the Year, the nominees are Coldplay, Jumbotron, Super Scandal. Timothy Thanking his partner of three Years, Kylie Jenner, Madison Chalk and Evan Bates. Ice Dancing. Sabrina Carpenter and Brian Cox. Spotted Canoodling outside of Chateau Marmont and the pregnancy discrimination Act. These are the nominees for PDA of the year.

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In the category of Tokyo Disneysea Land of great beauty award, the nominees Antarctica, Diker Heights during Christmas, Roku's City, Everything the sun touches. And on that note, Pride, Rock and forest where Shakespeare's wife gives birth to Hamnet near the big hole. These are the nominees for Tokyo Disneysea Land of great beauty award.

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In the category of Fantasia Barrino award for vocal oomph, the nominees are Alex Newell shucked. Gandalf the Bene Gesserit, Charlotte screaming no at Mr. Big and Toad Scream Mario. These are the nominees for Fantasia Barrino award for vocal oomph.

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In the category of Claudia Winkelman award for excellence in bangs, the nominees are Ivy woke. Catherine Zeta Jones Chicago. Michelle Obama for a second. If you remember Lord Farquaad, Shrek and Lisa Blackpink Go over the eyebrows. These are the nominees for Claudia Winkleman award for excellence in bangs.

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In the category of favorite room in the house, if we're being so real, the nominees are kitchen area, host's bedroom. During the party, we're kissing. Does the pool count? Guest house. Yeah, I grew up with a guest house. It was sick. And billiards room. Yeah, I grew up with a billiards room, but I'm just like you. I called it pool. These are the nominees for favorite room in the house. If we're being so real.

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In the category of feelings we have and are ready to say the nominees are. It's you. It's always been you. I think we were too hard on Monica Lewinsky. Yep, I'm gay. American nationalism is a lie. But it's 3pm 4th of July and I want a hot dog. Beautiful. And remember before when I apologized for being wrong? Well, I don't think I was wrong. I think you were wrong and you owe me an apology. These are the nominees for feelings we have and are ready to say.

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In the category of best neckline, the nominees are Deep v. Mock turtle classic crew. They really found it there. One that swoops down to the belly button on a red carpet such as J. Lo and blazer no shirt on a red carpet such as gay guy. These are the nominees for best neckline.

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In the category of best picture, literal picture, the nominees are Olivia Rodrigo, you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love. Album cover. Official Ella McKay movie poster. Vintage Splash mountain on ride photo with cousin we don't speak to anymore. One of Paul Mescal and Gracie Abrams together. And Charles Melton ind. Magazine cover. These are the nominees for best picture Literal Picture.

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In the category of Sound Only We Can Hear, the nominees are Addison Ray's Whistle Tones. That humming sound. Do you hear that humming sound? Is it the ac? It's like a loud humming sound. Like. Neighbor's gasm, my dog telling me to kill. And the difference between good jazz and bad jazz. These are the nominees for Sound Only We Can Hear. This episode is brought to you by Skinny Pop. Somewhere along the way, a regular moment turns into a snack moment. Nothing dramatic, just the realization that popcorn would make everything slightly better. But not just any popcorn. Skinny Pop popcorn. Skinny Pop works because it keeps things simple. Made from just three simple ingredients, Skinny Pop delivers an irresistible taste without being overly complicated. Because don't we all deserve a snack that does not compromise on, well, anything? Yes. The answer is yes. With Skinny Pop, you get cup after cup of salty satisfaction. And who doesn't love that? Skinny Pop is light, airy and endlessly delicious without asking for extra attention. It's popcorn that knows how to exist comfortably in any situation. It's the kind of snack that fits into long listens, short breaks and everything in between. Easy to reach for, easy to enjoy and easy to keep around for whenever snack time decides to happen. Like now. Deliciously popped, perfectly salted. Skinny Pop. Popular for a reason.

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everybody, we need to discuss a vacation that's not just a vacation, it's a statement.

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Virgin voyages. Adults only. Yes. A child free sanctuary at sea. It's giving serenity. It's giving sexy European summer. It's giving. I deserve this.

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They're sailing the Caribbean and the Med, obviously. But now they've added nyc, the west coast and Alaska. So whether you want golden hour off California or full cinematic glacier core main character energy. They said range.

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And the awards. At this point it's less award winning cruise line and more. Do we just engrave their name on the trophy already? They've won so many travel awards the ships might sweep our culture.

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Awards over 20 eateries, Epic Entertainment, fitness classes, wi fi, all included. Luxury without the nickel and diming Virgin voyages. Sailors, consider yourselves called in the category of most fun activity in theory. The nominees are. Birthday at an indoor skydiving place. Shall we have a foot race? Olive Garden if you love shitting right away. Barbecue down at the nude beach. And dinner party with the chef. What if it's bad even though he's a chef? These are the nominees for most fun activity in theory.

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In the category of what to say when the group picture is taking a bit too long. The nominees are. Okay, I think we got it. A silly one and then we're done. Lauren's phone actually has the better camera.

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I can take it.

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I don't mind taking it. These are the nominees for what to say when the group picture is taking a bit too long.

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In the category of pornhub category we would never click on the nominees. Two guys who are both teachers. Who's the one learning Police officers. Bukaki. Ultimately Copaganda, Softcore. What is this? TV Solo for what I'm paying. And when the thumbnail has the guy with too many veins in his head. These are the nominees for pornhub category we would never click on.

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We all know the one. In the category of craziest car passenger behavior. The nominees are Eating soup in car. You have to go over. You don't Screaming, fighting with your brother. He is six and you are eight. Slowly psychologically breaking down your mother. You're a psychopath. You are six. And all the wrong words to where is my husband? These are the nominees for craziest car passenger behavior.

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In the category of Seashell award for thing that simply will not matter later. The nominees are button that is extra on shirt. Birthday card from grandma. She doesn't remember writing this so why should you keep it? Sorry grandma. Love you, bitch. Receipts and also receipts shirt from the 5K your family ran together and college. These are the nominees for Seashell award for thing that simply will not matter later.

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In the category of top fact about Greta Gerwig that you may not know, the nominees are. She's married to Noah Klumbach, avid dinner fan, net worth between 16 and 25 million via AI overview, has a cameo in the Dance the night music video starring Dua Lipa and unavailable to attend the Culture awards due to commitments filming Narnia. These are the nominees for top fact about Greta Gerwig that you may not know.

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In the category of arguably the best choice Natalie Portman has made. The nominees are. The scene at the back of the pet shop when she fully goes for it by herself. You know what I'm saying? May December Natalie's rap all to do those Ms. Dior campaigns. Mama is glowing. Really underrated. One thing you have to give Amidala is her costumes. They are unforgettable and sobbing while shaving head in what's that movie? Something about November. These are the nominees for arguably the best choice Natalie Portman has made.

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In the category of Medieval Times award for best restaurant experience, the nominees are. Is there a doctor in the house? And there is Hibachi. It's going to be a two hour wait, but there are seats at the bar and the bar is incredible. Eataly, legit and drinking around the world. Have you heard of eating around the world? Epcot has amazing restaurants. These are the nominees for Medieval Times award for best restaurant experience.

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In the category of Dentist award for most intimate interaction I've had in months, the nominees Chatty uber driver. Elective colonoscopy, no sedation. Waiter who kneels at the table. TSA just because I made it beep. And this category actually isn't even funny because there is a male loneliness epidemic and we need to talk more about that. These are the nominees for Dentist award for most intimate interaction I've had in months.

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In the category of Hilary Duff award for millennial excellence, the nominees are Indoor fern. Gentle parenting, but it backfires. The gold Lemay pant from American Apparel. The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt and trl. God, the energy in that room. These are the nominees for Hilary Duff award for millennial excellence.

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Join us next week as we unveil the next half of the nominees of the 2026 Las Culturistas Culture Awards.

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Sometimes the butt goes through a lot. When the butt speaks, we listen.

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Preparation H is the butt care expert known for helping people care for their hemorrhoids with confidence. Medicated wipes to help keep things calm, cool and collected.

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The rapid relief spray provides fast relief from itching, burning and swelling.

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There's also a multi symptom relief cream when broader support is needed. Preparation Age treats the issue rather than just masking it. No shame here, only solutions.

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That's right. Rhode island is the perfect place not just for the culturistas of the world, but all the other Easters, too.

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We're talking about the food Easters, the theateristas, the natureistas, the luxuristas. Whatever you're in east, you'll find it in the Ocean State.

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