The Las Culturistas Culture Awards 2026 Nominations - PART TWO

Summary

Las Culturistas: The Las Culturistas Culture Awards 2026 Nominations - PART TWO

Podcast: Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Date: May 8, 2026
Network: Big Money Players Network / iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

This irreverent, rapid-fire installment of Las Culturistas finds Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, your ever-effusive “culture consultants,” joyfully unveiling the second half of the nominations for the 2026 Las Culturistas Culture Awards—an event equal parts parody and genuine celebration of pop culture in all its outlandish forms. The duo traverses a sprawling and absurd array of categories, blending queer humor, insider references, and lovable chaos, cementing the podcast’s status as the ultimate pop culture satirists.

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Key Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Welcome Back: The Fifth Annual Awards Continue

Timestamp: 01:55

• Matt and Bowen return, teasing that the awards will air June 17 on Bravo and Peacock, promising the most offbeat, hilarious honors in pop culture.

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2. The Legendary Categories and Nominees

Best Disney Hotel for Intercourse, Sex, or Lovemaking

Timestamp: 02:09

• Nominees include Animal Kingdom Lounge (“Amongst the Beasts”), the Swan, the Dolphin, “Assorted Disney Cruise Ships at Sea,” and the “Star Wars Hotel rip.”
• Immediate laughter about the “hotness” of that category.

Outstanding Thing to Say When Forgetting Someone’s Name

Timestamp: 02:37

• Hilarious suggestions:
  • “What would you say your name is if you had a guess—long pause—six, seven, have grace.”
  • “I’m face blind and name deaf, so you’re not allowed to not let me forget your name.”
  • “Don’t tell me. I almost have it. Is it January?”
  • The unapologetic: “I don’t remember your name. And if that’s a crime, then lock me up.”

Funniest Sign Outside a Coffee Shop

Timestamp: 03:25

• Memorable entries:
  • “With so much violence, the world is a latte.”
  • “Come flick our bean.”
  • “Covfefe.”
  • “Take this as a sign from the universe: You need a cold brew.”
  • “If he doesn’t drink coffee, dump him.”

“Y’all Know I’m Canada Down” Award

Timestamp: 03:54

• Nominees like Rachel McAdams (“people forget”), “milk in a bag,” “Men of Vancouver,” “Social Safety Net—Must Be Nice,” and “Katy Perry’s boyfriend who opted for noodles at Coachella.”

Classiest Way to Refer to Breasts in Conversation

Timestamp: 04:28

• Cheeky options:
  • “Front ass,” “chesticles,” “sweater puppies,” “milk bags,” “Canada,” “the source of my back pain.”

Black Spot Award for Worst Omen

Timestamp: 04:51

• Standout omens:
  • “Crow hits the window,” “Red sky at night/morning,” “Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau—geopolitical omen,” “the Jumanji board game,” and “saying Macbeth in a theater.”

Shrek Award for “Top Thing We Want to Do to That Green Guy”

Timestamp: 05:36

• Absolutely wild and explicit bits:
  • “Get as close as possible to his lips without kissing him in public,”
  • “Maximum romance, everyone watching,”
  • “Double sided dildo—with Fiona chained up (she wanted to!),”
  • Always with the caveat: “Consent for all parties is priority…except for consensual non-consent.”
  • “Choking.”
  • “While Donkey makes waffles, we frock to the soundtrack.”

Michael Jordan Played Baseball Award (“They Also Do This”)

Timestamp: 06:35

• Nominees:
  • Padma Lakshmi (“hosting, knowing every spice…and comedy”)
  • Amanda Seyfried “and that dulcimer”
  • Stanley Tucci (“acting, food, straight/gay icon”)
  • Wallace Shawn (“playwright, activist, and ‘saying inconceivable’”)
  • Pikachu (“detective and electric type Pokémon”)

Best Way to Be Whilst Flirting

Timestamp: 07:19

• Suggestions:
  • “Tossing hair from one side to the other in one fell swoop”
  • “Light laughter a.k.a. titter”
  • “Extremely forward/vulgar spaghetti”
  • “If dog, on date with dog”
  • “Being Kate Hudson”

Best “Love Actually” Plot

Timestamp: 07:45

• Nominees range from “Porn Stand Ins” to “Prime Minister Hugh Grant (four words)” and “Colin Firth haplessly falling in the water—king of water-based pratfalls.”

Jaws Award for Water Diva

Timestamp: 08:22

• Nominees include “Me (I was called a fish at the beach),” “whales—sing it diva,” “Orcas—protect us diva,” “Colin Firth—again, king of water-based pratfalls.”

Best Nut

Timestamp: 08:49

• Outrageous, very Las Culturistas entries:
  • “Flat on your back, it's been four days,”
  • “Even a thought would make you go,”
  • “Hands free quick, discreet, on vacation with family after a heated fight,”
  • “Big pecan,” and “self suck.”

Best Milk

Timestamp: 09:18

• Possible winners:
  • “In a bag—Canada,”
  • “Harvey—I’m on all fours blindfolded, I hear rushing water but not sure where it's coming from,”
  • “Cock in hand, pain and heart.”

Alison Williams Cool Girl Award

Timestamp: 09:45

• Nominees include “Rosalina,” “Mario Chase,” “Infinity Chase,” “Sui Wonders Fair,” “Archeron,” and “Ciara Miller.”

Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman, Huge Impact

Timestamp: 10:12

• Playful picks:
  • “Malala,”
  • “the miniature wife on Peacock,”
  • “Jo Firestone,”
  • “that girl from Duolingo (the owl),” and
  • “Kirby when they suck up a tiny woman who has huge impact.”

Rob Rauch Award for Excellence in Dickmatization

Timestamp: 10:41

• Outlandish honorees: Notorious B.I.G., Rob Rauch, Tony Soprano, Sawyer from Lost, Alexander Skarsgård.

Most Triggered, Activated, and Dysregulated I Was This Year

Timestamp: 11:07

• Entries that ring all-too-relatable:
  • “Christmas Eve, mall closes at 5,”
  • “Boyfriend being quiet for no reason,”
  • “Stepped on key and cut my finger,”
  • “No mayo, comes with mayo.”

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3. Memorable Quotes / Moments

• On Disney hotel shenanigans:
  “I got a drink after that one. That was a weekend.” (02:37)

• On forgetting someone’s name:
  “I don’t remember your name. And if that’s a crime, then lock me up.” (03:14)

• Classiest way to refer to breasts:
  “Milk bags, Canada and the source of my back pain.” (04:28)

• Shrek award sexual fantasies:
  “She wanted to. She likes this. She had the initial idea... Consent for all parties is the priority except for when we do consensual non-consent where non consent is part of the agreed upon play anyway. Choking.” (05:36)

• On “Love Actually”’s Colin Firth:
  “Is the man ever dry? We love him.” (07:45)

• Water diva logic:
  “Colin Firth. Again, what can we say? He’s the king of water based Pratt balls that is.” (08:22)

• Reflecting on the cultural moment:
  “These are the lost 30 under 30.” (34:23)

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4. More Absurd Categories

• Brat Who Needs a Spanking Award:
  (Includes Timothée Chalamet, Survivor’s Jacob, a mysterious “Little Avocado,” and “Rob Rauch”—20:51)

• Best Stage Direction:
  “They share a glance, a beat, she throws her bagel at him, they die in his arms.” (21:17)

• Female Rage Moment of the Year:
  Includes “Lily Allen, West End Girl,” “Pluribus when she Make Them All Wiggle,” “Nessarose crashed out and dared speak from the Grimmery.” (32:15)

• Most Surprising Snack:
  “Eric Nam, pencil thin straight guy with a mean attitude who gives you the best evening of your life… you’re unsure if his name is Max or Trask.” (32:48)

• The Lost 30 Under 30
  (Names range from Sadie Sink and Greta Thunberg to Addison Rae, Justin Bieber 2012, Windows 98, Tiny Tim, and all dogs.) (33:59 - 34:28)

• Record of the Year:
  “All the Things She Said” (t.A.T.u.), “Fame is a Gun” (Addison Rae), “Gotta Catch ’Em All” (Pokémon theme), and more. (34:28)

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5. Wrap-Up and Ceremony Details

Timestamp: 34:50

• Matt and Bowen extend congrats to all the “nominees,” gleefully invite listeners to tune in for the live show.
  • “It’s all airing on Bravo and Peacock simultaneously at 9pm Eastern Standard Time on Wednesday, June 17th. And after that you can stream it on Peacock because that’s how Peacock works.” (35:01)

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Notable Quotes

• On the absurdity of categories:
  “We love them. These are the nominees for best [category].” (Multiple throughout, becoming a recurring in-joke.)

• On sex awards at Disney hotels:
  “Animal Kingdom Lounge—amongst the beasts.” (02:09)

• On bisexuality in media:
  “Hannah Einbinder, we think. The Rock from Moana (live action). Recess Therapy, every character on ‘Industry,’ based on what plot requires.” (20:22)

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Noteworthy Structural and Thematic Elements

• Whiplash Pacing: The episode rattles through dozens of categories, each dripping with irony and sly cultural commentary.
• Blended Satire: Matt and Bowen oscillate between genuinely loving, celebratory tone and their signature hyperbolic, winking delivery.
• Queer Lens: Sex, body, gender, and the queer experience are present in nearly every category.
• Inside Jokes and Recurring Gags: The segment endings (“these are the nominees for...”), the meta-commentary about Peacock, riffs on category names.

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Conclusion

Las Culturistas’ 2026 Culture Awards nominations (part two) is a delirious, affectionate, and often surreal tour through the pop cultural obsessions and inside jokes of queer millennial fandom. By crafting their own hyped-up alternative to traditional awards, Matt and Bowen keep their audience both in on the joke and genuinely invested in who will take home trophies in categories like “Best Milk” and “Jaws Award for Water Diva.”

Don’t miss the winners—June 17 at 9pm EST, Bravo and Peacock!

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Transcript

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[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

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[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

Welcome back. It's time for us to unveil the second half of the nominees for the fifth annual Las Culturistas Culture Awards airing Wednesday, June 17 on Bravo and Peacock.

In the category of best Disney Hotel for intercourse, Sex or lovemaking, the nominees are Animal Kingdom Lounge Amongst the Beasts, the Swan, the Dolphin, Assorted Disney Cruise Ships at Sea and Star Wars Hotel rip. This one was really hot.

I remember.

These are the nominees for best Disney Hotel for intercourse, Sex or Lovemaking.

I got a drink after that one. That was a weekend. In the category of outstanding Thing to say when forgetting someone's name, the nominees are. What would you say your name is if you had a guess Long pause. Six, seven, have grace. I'm face blind and name deaf, so you're not allowed to not let me forget your name. Don't tell me. I almost have it. Is it January and enough lies. I don't remember your name. And if that's a crime, then lock me up. These are the nominees in the category of outstanding thing to say when forgetting someone's name.

In the category of funniest sign outside a coffee shop. The nominees are. With so much violence, the world is a latte. Come flick our bean. Our coffee bean covfefe. Take this as a sign from the universe. You need a cold brew. And if he doesn't drink coffee, dump him. These are the nominees for funniest sign outside a coffee shop.

In the category of Y' all know I'm Canada down award for y' all know it's Canada down. The nominees are Rachel McAdams people forget milk in a bag. Men of Vancouver. Social safety net Must be nice end Katy Perry's boyfriend who opted for noodles on the ground at Coachella and looks to be in his 20s. These are the nominees for Y' all Know I'm Canada down award for y' all know it's Canada Down.

In the category of classiest way to refer to breasts in conversation. The nominees are Front ass chesticles, Sweater puppies, Milk bags, Canada and the source of my back pain. These are the nominees for classiest way to refer to breasts in conversation.

In the category of Black Spot award for worst omen. Crow hits the window. Red sky at night. Well, for me as a sailor, that's a delight. Red sky in the morning. Well, for me as a sailor, that's a warning. Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau. Geopolitical omen. You see the Jumanji board game and you hear a beating drum and you say the name Macbeth in a the.

[Clifford Taylor the Fourth]

Whoa.

[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

Oh.

What the hell was that? Is everything okay? That was crazy.

It's fine.

These are the nominees for Black Spot award for worst omen.

In the category of the Shrek award for top thing we want to do to that green guy, the nominees are. I get as close as possible to his lips without kissing him at a restaurant in public. Maximum romance with everyone watching. He smells like onions. Double sided dildo. Fiona chained to a radiator in the corner watching. She wanted to. She likes this. She had the initial idea. We're in line at the market. It's a long checkout line. I turn around and tell him, keep that green thang in your pants. Those fat fingers will do. I'M always saying stuff like this to him. Shrek and I tell Donkey, yeah, go make those waffles. And while he's making the waffles we frock to the soundtrack of Shrek, the movie he's in. And it's important to stress that consent for all parties is the priority in these scenarios except for when we do consensual non consent where non consent is part of the agreed upon play anyway. Choking. These are the nominees for the Shrek award for top thing we want to do to that green guy.

In the category of you know Michael Jordan played baseball award for they also do this. The nominees are Padma Lakshmi hosting knowing every spice and comedy. Amanda Seyfried and that dulcimer. Stanley Tucci acting food straight gay icon Wallace Shawn playwright, activist and saying inconceivable and Pikachu detective and electric type Pokemon. These are the nominees for you know Michael Jordan played baseball award for they also do this.

In the category of best way to be whilst flirting the nominees are tossing hair from one side to the other in one fell swoop. Light laughter AKA titter extremely forward slash vulgar spaghetti if dog on date with dog and being Kate Hudson. These are the nominees for best way to be whilst flirting.

In the category of best love actually plot the nominees Porn Stand Ins 4 Prime Minister Hugh Grant 4 Words. Laura Linney's tough brother. Emma Thompson destroyed by Alan Rickman to Joni Mitchell and Colin Firth haplessly falling in the water. He is the king of water based pratfalls. Is the man ever dry? We love him. These are the nominees for best love actually plot.

In the category of jaws award for water diva the nominees are. Me. When I was young they used to call me a fish at the beach. Whales sing it Diva. Orcas protect us. Diva seals you two little girls and I'll tell you who's always wet. Colin Firth. Again, what can we say? He's the king of water based Pratt balls that is. These are the nominees for jaws award for water diva.

In the category of best nut the nominees are Flat on your back, it's been four days. Even a thought would make you go hands free Quick, discreet, on vacation with family after a heated fight. Even though that's toxic. I know, I know that's toxic. Big pecan and self suck. These are the nominees for best nut.

In the category of best milk the nominees are In a bag Canada Harvey. I'm on all fours blindfolded. I hear rushing water but I'm not sure where it's coming from. The One after someone first thought to pull the udder to get it. And cock in hand, pain and heart. These are the nominees for best milk.

In the category of the Alison Williams Cool Girl Award, the nominees are Rosalina Mario Chase, Infinity Chase Sui Wonders Faire, Archeron, A Court of Thorns and Roses. And Ciara Miller. These are the nominees for Allison Williams Cool Girl Award.

In the category of Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman, Huge impact. The nominees are Malala, the miniature wife on Peacock, Jo Firestone, Peacock, that girl from Duolingo, the owl and Kirby when they suck up a tiny woman who has huge impact. These are the nominees for Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman, Huge Impact.

In the category of Rob Rauch award for excellence in Dickmatization, the nominees are Notorious B.I.G. rob Rauch, Tony Soprano, Sawyer from Lost and Alexander Skarsgrd. These are the nominees for Rob Rauch award for excellence in Diplomatization.

In the category of most triggered, activated and Dysregulated. I was this year. The nominees are Christmas Eve, I have no gifts. I get to the mall, it's closed. Closed at 5. I go see Begonia running late. That's fine. There's trailers. Then I get there and there's no trailers this one time. And then the movie itself. Boyfriend being quiet for no reason. Stepped on key and cut my finger. I'm having a tough day. I order a sandwich and I say no mayo, but it comes with mayo. What am I supposed to do? These are the nominees for most triggered, Activated and Dysregulated. I was this year.

[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier this week. My guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter. Who's the worst singer in the group?

[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

The worst?

[Robert Smigel]

Yeah.

[Diana Maria Riva]

Me.

[Robert Smigel]

Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard you only got in because your parents made a huge donation?

[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

The Yardbirds, right?

That's the name.

[Robert Smigel]

The Harvard Yard. But they're open if you have a name suggestion.

[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

We're open.

[Robert Smigel]

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[Clifford Taylor the Fourth]

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[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

Yeah.

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[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

In the category of vacation styles, the nominees Beach Gay Beach Family Intrepid Theme Park, Marathon, White Lotus Murder and Niche Theater Festival. These are the nominees for vacation styles.

In the category of most iconic exchange of words, the nominees are. Hole.

Did you say hole? Or.

Oh, I said hole.

Okay, perfect. Hole.

Flip it around. Wicked Witch. I'm a mom.

Mamacita.

No, I'm a mommy.

Mom of what, a dog?

No, like a human child. Love Island, Angels in America. And the hilarious Ross Matthews. Now, Ross, have you ever been to outer space?

No, but I've seen Uranus.

RU LAUGHS these are the nominees for most iconic exchange of words of the

following, which is the state capital of Kansas, Circle 1, Indianapolis, Budapest, Topeka, Kansas City, or Kansas, which is the state capital of Kansas?

In the category of best breakfast, the nominees are David Bar. David's Bar. Coffee, no food. And everyone giving you attitude. Cold piece of pizza. When, oh, when is she getting her life together? We're all rooting for her, but she has to root for herself. And salmon on the traders. These are the nominees for best breakfast.

In the category of best lunch, the nominees are. Liquid hot dog, 3pm 4th of July. Beautiful bag of chips and assorted grapes on train with the girls. It's been a while, we need to catch up. The last few times have been nice but there was something unsaid. Are we drifting apart as we're growing older? Anyway, four mimosas, please. And a mother's soup. These are the nominees for best lunch.

In the category of best dinner, the nominees are One with a proposal two tables over. So wonderful. Reminds me of how we used to be Steak au poivre at Sardis after an amazing Broadway show. God, this city is so full of life. Whatever it is, you cooked it and you beat Bobby Flay. And spaghetti and meatballs featuring sauce. These are the nominees for best dinner.

In the category of best beverage human, the nominees are. Oolong Celsius. But this is America. Can't we call it Fahrenheit milk straight out of the gallon? If you're a hot boy with your shirt off. V8. And fuck you. If you want to argue with us, take it to the comments. Fuck you. And iced Americano with coconut water. I am a millionaire. These are the Nominees for best beverage human.

In the category of best beverage vampire, the nominees are Girl's blood, boy's blood, non binary children's blood, vampires of a new generation, True blood and orange soda. Just try it, girl. What's going to happen? You die. These are the nominees for best beverage vampire.

In the category of best sauce, the nominees are Red, White, Secret meat and Secret meat. These are the nominees for best sauce.

In the category of Sesame street award for great fucking group of guys. The nominees are down at the fire Department. The strangers who get out of the car when something is wrong with your car, Muna P Town and the Terracotta warriors of China. These are the nominees for Sesame street award for great fucking group of guys.

In the category of most girls award, the nominees are Cat's eye, at least 20 most girls buy pink Jurassic park and factories during World War II. These are the nominees for most girls award.

In the category of the all Good Either Way award for bisexuality in media, the nominees are Hannah Einbinder, we think the Rock from Moana, Live Action, Julian Shapiro, Barnum, Recess Therapy, We Heard Yzma from the Emperor's New Groove and every character on industry based on what plot requires. These are the nominees for the All Good Either Way award for bisexuality in media.

I can confirm Isma, I'll tell you after. Yeah, crazy. In the category of Brat who Needs a Spanking award, the nominees are Timothee Chalamet, Rizgod, Survivor, Jacob, you know who you are. Rob Rauch and Little Avocado, who was a man on graphic socks. These are the nominees for Brat who Needs a Spanking Award.

In the category of best stage direction, the nominees are. They share a glance, a beat, she throws her bagel at him, they die in his arms. And Harper and Yasmin take each other in realizing they've grown into far different women than the girls they started out as on the trading floor. These are the nominees for best stage direction.

In the category of yes award for Girl we Learned about this Year and loved, the nominees are Alyssa Liu, Olandria, Love Island, Sarah Pigeon, Love Story, Rory and Jane Eyre. These are the nominees for yes award for a girl we Learned about this Year and loved.

In the category of best part of where is My Husband Song, the nominees are. I would like a ring, I would like a diamond ring. Baby, where the hell is my husband? Woohoo. Background I would like a ring, I would like a diamond ring. Even better the second time. These are the nominees for best part of where is My Husband Song in

The category of best thing to say to a gay guy, the nominees are. Hey diva, did you lose weight? Did you gain weight? Niecy Nash Betts is here and she wants to talk to you. And you can breathe now. Simon. Love Simon. These are the nominees for best thing to say to a gay Guy.

In the category of album of the year, the nominees are Midnight Sun, Zara Larson, Lux Rosalia, Worst Girl in America, Slater Slater's old stuff actually as well. Give troubled paradise a listen, a great way in and Bing Crosby. All these are the nominees for album of the year.

In the category of Mamma Mia 2 award for here We Go again. The nominees are Mondays Underestimating Cerie. You will pay for this. History has shown Emerald Fennell has a big idea. Someone does well on America's Got Talent despite their challenges in life and Howie Mandel's reservations and high profile politician snorts, eats, fucks or kills something they should not have. These are the nominees for Mamma Mia 2 award for here We Go Again.

In the category of best Gay Guy Normal, the nominees are Jacob, My doctor who is actually a pa. My midwife who is actually a doctor. My pharmacist who is actually my drug dealer. That guy walking fast just seems gay to me. Oh, run already. These are the nominees for best Gay Guy Normal.

In the category of best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees are Troye Sivan, Frank Ocean Style superstar Carson Kressley, the hilarious Ross Matthews and Jafar. These are the nominees for best Gay Guy Famous.

In the category of best gay Guy Somewhere in Between, the nominees are Jared Sam Taggart. Oh, Pit Crew Kirby when they suck up Sam Taggart and four people on the Great British Bake off on any given season and not the ones you're thinking. These are the nominees for best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between.

In the category of When Girls Come Together They Can Do Anything award, the nominees are Girl Scout Cookies, Pinky up by Cat's Eye, Witchcraft, Lesbian Synchronized Orgasm, All's Fair Press Tour and Wuthering Heights. $240.4 million worldwide. These are the nominees for When Girls Come Together They Can Do Anything award.

[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week. My guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter. The worst singer in the group, the Worst. Yeah, me. Is there anything to the idea that the because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge donation to the group, the Yardbirds.

[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

Right?

That's the name.

[Robert Smigel]

The Harvard Yard. They're open if you have a name suggestion.

[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

We're open.

[Robert Smigel]

Since you guys are middle aged, one erection, listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

Humor me. I need some jokes to make me seem funny.

[Clifford Taylor the Fourth]

A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what y' all say. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the Fourth. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more behind the scenes, follow Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network.

[Superhuman podcast narrator]

On TikTok, imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal, but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque, others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year.

[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

Within probably 10 days, I put on 10 pounds.

I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth.

[Superhuman podcast narrator]

Listen to Superhuman on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Diana Maria Riva]

Do you remember when Diana Ross double tapped little Kim's boobs at the VMAs? Or when Kanye said that George Bush didn't like black people? I know what you're thinking, what the hell does George Bush gotta do? A little kill? Well, you can find out on the Look Back at It podcast. I'm Sam J.

[Alex English]

And I'm Alex English.

[Diana Maria Riva]

Each episode. We pick it here, unpack what went down and try to make sense of how we survived it, including a recent

[Alex English]

episode with Mark Lamont Hill waxing all about crack in the 80s.

[Clifford Taylor the Fourth]

To be clear, 84 is big to me, not just because of crack. I'm down to talk about crack all day, but. Yeah, yeah, but just so y' all

[Alex English]

know, I mean, at this point, Mark, this is the second episode where we've discussed cracks, so I'm starting to see that there's a through line.

[Psychology of Your Twenties host]

We also have AIDS on the table

[Clifford Taylor the Fourth]

right now, so thank you for finishing that sentence. Yes. I don't think there's a more important year for black people.

[Alex English]

Really?

[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

Yeah.

[Clifford Taylor the Fourth]

For me, it's one of the most important years for black people in American history.

[Alex English]

Listen to look back at it on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

In the category of the greatest showman, the nominees are jasmine Amy Rogers, aka Boop. Seth MacFarlane this whole time, Nathan Lane, Kermit and Brittney Broski. These are the nominees for the greatest showman.

In the category of artist of the millennium, the nominees are Jeff Koons, Ms. Mojo, Laura Dern, Jackie Chan and RuPaul. These are the nominees for artist of the millennium.

In the category of best news, we heard the nominees are weird straight guy from high school is gay now, which really makes the weird make sense. Chris Fleming isn't actually serious when he says all that mean, crazy stuff. It's just his style. When Chris takes the stage, no one is safe. Did you hear what he said about Seth Meyers? It was brutal. And if Seth took it seriously, Chris would never be booked on his show again. A YouTube comment. Elizabeth Olsen has twin sisters. Zasha Mamet marked safe from Lena Dunham's book they could never get my Queen and there is a big sale at our favorite store. These are the nominees for best news we heard. In the category of outfit of the year, the nominees Aunt Gladys weapons, Jacob Elordi leaving an airport, Carolyn Bessette's argument Chic in Battery Park, Billie Eilish as one less lonely girl, Coachella. Jeff Probst for the last 50 seasons of Survivor. These are the nominees for outfit of the year.

In the category of best new artist, the nominees are Stacey Rush, Zoran Mamdani, Kathryn Lanassa, Marla Mindel and Ditto Procopia. These are the nominees for best new artist.

In the category of best category, the nominees are most triggered, activated and dysregulated. I was this year best vampires. Mamma Mia 2 award for here we go Again. The Corned Beef Award for Irish representation in media and vacation styles. These are the nominees for best category.

In the category of Female Rage Moment of the year, the nominees are Lily Allen. West End Girl Hunting Wives no One Is Safe Pluribus when she Make Them All Wiggle. When Nessarose crashed out and dared speak from the Grimmery Wicked 2. And when Huntrix Girl Turns into a Demon K Pop Demon Hunters. These are the nominees for Female rage Moment of the Year.

In the category of most surprising snack, the nominees Eric Nam, pencil thin straight guy with full body tattoos and a really mean attitude who gives you the best evening of your life many times over several years. You're unsure if his name is Max or Trask and he lives in Santa Clarita. You have to drive to him. It's part of what turns you on. The guy who plays Neville Longbottom, he's been working out. Hear me out. Gum and Big thing of cottage cheese. These are the nominees for most surprising snack. In the category of the lost 30 under 30, the nominees are Sadie Sink, Greta Thunberg, Celeste Yim, A Baby Blue Ivy Carter. All Dogs, Mu Dang Cat's Eye, Punch the Monkey, Olivia Rodrigo, Addison Rae, Tiny tim, Justin Bieber 2012 Windows 98, Venmo

Universal EPIC Universe Chase Infinity Noah Jupe, Jacoby Jupe this mole, I believe it's

new Jabouki we think Zway she told us Apple Martin, Miss Honey, Matilda Pikachu, Zendaya Malala Hamnet, the amazing and very stylish child of adolescence. So good. And he was also in Wuthering Heights and Margot Robbie.

Wuthering Heights.

These are the lost 30 under 30.

And finally, in the category of record of the year, the nominees are all the Things she said Tattoo Fame Is a Gun. Addison Rae Gotta Catch em All Theme to Pokemon Only Hope Mandy Moore Prettiest Girl in America Meg Stalter.

Well, congratulations to all the nominees and please join us as we give out the coveted trophy at the Las coltristas Culture Awards 2026.

It's all airing on Bravo and Peacock simultaneously at 9pm Eastern Standard Time on Wednesday, June 17th. And after that you can stream it on Peacock because that's how Peacock works. So then.

[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier this week. My guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs. Banter.

[One of the Las Culturistas hosts (possibly Bowen Yang or Matt Rogers)]

Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.

[Robert Smigel]

Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Psychology of Your Twenties host]

Your twenties can be so exciting, but they can also be really overwhelming, confusing and honestly, just kind of lonely. May is Mental Health Awareness Month and the psychology of your twenties is breaking down the science behind the biggest roadblocks we face.

[Guest on Psychology of Your Twenties / Radio 831]

I was six years into my career, the 80 hour weeks and just the first one in, the last one out and I ended up burning out. There was a large chunk of my twenties that I like was just so wanting to like be out of that phase out of my skin and I just like really regret not living in the present more.

[Psychology of Your Twenties host]

You don't need to have everything figured out right now. You just need to understand yourself a little bit better. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Guest on Psychology of Your Twenties / Radio 831]

Why are we all so obsessed with romance on the Radio 831 podcast? Join us Sanjanah Bhasker and Tyler McCall as we unpack all the trending tropes, buzzy adaptations, booktok drama and celebrity love stories with hot takes and sharp guests. Each episode digs into what these stories reveal about desire, fantasy, identity and how we love. Now Listen to the Radio 831 podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Diana Maria Riva]

Hey, I'm Diana Maria Riva and on my new podcast How Hard Can It Be? I call on my Gen X squad. From Ohio to Hollywood as we navigate midlife's most fantastic bs unfiltered conversations from night sweatshirt to fupas to scheduling sex. Wait, what sex? Is it just me or does every woman my age want to look at Pinterest instead of having sex? Sometimes they say we can't polish a turd, but we're sure going to try. So let's get blunt with laughs, tears or tears of laughter. Listen to How Hard Can It Be With Diana Maria Riva on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.