Last Update on the Left - Episode 6 - OJ Simpson Revisited

Summary

Last Update on the Left - Episode 6: O.J. Simpson Revisited

Release Date: July 21, 2025
Hosts: Marcus Parks, Henry Zebrowski, Ben Kissel
Podcast: Last Podcast on the Left by The Last Podcast Network

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1. Introduction and Context

The episode kicks off with the hosts humorously addressing a last-minute update prompted by the unexpected death of O.J. Simpson. Marcus Parks shares his nervousness after consuming questionable street sushi, leading to a comedic exchange about his predicament.

Notable Quote:

• Marcus Parks [00:25]: "That's when the cannibalism started."

2. O.J. Simpson's Passing

The hosts delve into the news of O.J. Simpson's demise, reflecting on his multifaceted persona as a football legend, actor, and controversial figure. They express mixed emotions, blending humor with the gravity of Simpson's legacy.

Notable Quotes:

• Marcus Parks [01:28]: "O.J. Simpson, football player, football legend, commercial legend, actor, comedian, husband. He has passed..."
• Henry Zebrowski [01:55]: "O.J. Simpson is dead."

3. Revisiting "The People vs. O.J. Simpson" Documentary

Marcus recounts rewatching the acclaimed documentary series "The People vs. O.J. Simpson," praising its comprehensive portrayal of Simpson's impact on American culture and the true crime genre. The hosts discuss their varying perceptions and the documentary's ability to reignite public interest in Simpson's case.

Notable Quotes:

• Ben Kissel [02:52]: "O.J. Made in America is, I think, one of, if not the best documentary series ever made."
• Marcus Parks [02:05]: "It's just mindboggling."

4. O.J.'s Legacy in Sports and Media

The conversation shifts to O.J.'s enduring presence in sports and media, including his induction into the NFL Hall of Fame and continued influence despite his legal battles. They debate whether his athletic achievements overshadow his personal controversies.

Notable Quotes:

• Henry Zebrowski [28:38]: "O.J. Simpson is still in the NFL Hall of Fame."
• Marcus Parks [28:48]: "He's not removed because he wasn't convicted for the murder charge."

5. O.J.'s Personal Life and Legal Entanglements

The hosts examine O.J.'s post-trial life, including his relationships, financial dealings, and ongoing legal issues. They discuss how his actions and alliances have shaped public perception and his ability to maintain his status despite controversies.

Notable Quotes:

• Marcus Parks [03:25]: "Because he's a piece of. Because he's O.J. Simpson."
• Ben Kissel [24:45]: "He's convicted for some bad shit."

6. O.J.'s Attempted Prank Shows and Public Appearances

Ben Kissel shares his experience watching O.J.'s unsuccessful prank show "Juiced," highlighting Simpson's inability to engage audiences humorously. The hosts critique the show's awkwardness and Simpson's performance, emphasizing its discomforting nature.

Notable Quotes:

• Ben Kissel [32:07]: "It's all just uncomfortable in a bad way."
• Marcus Parks [33:37]: "He was still in very good health later on that colon cancer still comes."

7. General Humor and Tangents

Throughout the episode, the hosts intersperse discussions about O.J. Simpson with humorous tangents on topics like cancer jokes, poor sandwich construction, and nostalgic references to 2005's pop culture. These segments add a comedic layer while maintaining engagement.

Notable Quotes:

• Ben Kissel [21:50]: "Colon cancer, how to avoid colon cancer."
• Henry Zebrowski [14:24]: "We're getting rapidly old."

8. Reflections on Criminal Figures and Society

The conversation broadens to include comparisons between O.J. Simpson and other notorious figures like Bill Cosby and Charles Manson. The hosts explore societal reactions to fame and criminality, pondering whether notoriety influences longevity and public forgiveness.

Notable Quotes:

• Henry Zebrowski [45:52]: "Might as well be spicy, but yet sweet. Like a good general."
• Ben Kissel [45:54]: "What, just on Pure Evil."

9. Final Thoughts and Emotional Closure

As the episode winds down, the hosts express a sense of melancholy over Simpson's death, recognizing his significant yet tumultuous role in their personal and collective histories. They ponder the void his passing leaves and speculate on future criminal figures who might fill that space in public discourse.

Notable Quotes:

• Marcus Parks [39:18]: "But it's just, you know, everyone knows that was, you know, everyone who is kind of on his side almost."
• Ben Kissel [40:14]: "It's such a big part of the 90s."

Conclusion

"Last Update on the Left - Episode 6 - O.J. Simpson Revisited" offers a blend of dark humor and serious reflection on O.J. Simpson's complex legacy. Through engaging banter and candid discussions, the hosts provide listeners with a multifaceted view of a figure who remains emblematic of American celebrity and controversy. The episode serves both as a nostalgic trip and a critical examination of how society grapples with fame, guilt, and mortality.

Final Notable Quote:

• Ben Kissel [56:01]: "Thank you for enjoying the last update on the left."

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Transcript

[Marcus Parks]

That's when the cannibalism started. Last update on the left.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Henry, are you okay?

[Marcus Parks]

I don't know. How did it start?

[Henry Zebrowski]

What happened? So upset. Oh, my God. He almost didn't make it in the room. He was curled up in a fetal position right outside the studio.

[Marcus Parks]

That was because I ate a piece of sushi that I saw on the street. And I ate it just because I was curious.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

I just was so fat. I'm just so fat and fucking stupid.

[Ben Kissel]

You just fucking eat street fish.

[Marcus Parks]

I just am dumb. I'm just fucking dumb.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm glad you're saying it, not me.

[Marcus Parks]

And it seemed to me he lived his life.

[Ben Kissel]

Like a Cumberland.

[Marcus Parks]

What are we going to do without him? Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

Welcome to last update on the left, ladies and gentlemen.

[Marcus Parks]

We had to update the episode.

[Ben Kissel]

We had to update the update. We. We recorded this episode the week. Not the week before, not a month before the week that O.J. died.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It was like three days.

[Ben Kissel]

Three or four days before O.J. died. And you'll hear in this episode, you.

[Marcus Parks]

Hear jokes about how he's gonna die.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. About how we're gonna have to re. We're gonna have to record, like, a new opening because he's probably gonna die before it comes out. And, man, I think he died before even the first update show came out.

[Marcus Parks]

Pretty certain. Yeah, pretty certain. But what we know now is O.J. simpson, football player, football legend, commercial legend, actor, comedian, husband. He has passed, and the juice is dust. Yes, the juice has been spilt. He is not good. The juice is loose.

[Ben Kissel]

Is loose. It's just leaking out of his butthole in the mortuary.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes. That's why you get the little corkscrew thing. They put it up there. O.J. simpson is dead. I recently rewatched the People vs. O.J. simpson, the documentary series, which is incredible.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Did he win again?

[Marcus Parks]

You guys gotta go look. I was, like, rooting for it this time, man. Like, tiny hints, tiny hints, tiny hints. Go watch that, too. Before you listen, even listen to this update, rewatch that whole documentary series, you really reminded of how quote, unquote important the man he was. And what? Like, it's just mindboggling. Natalie never watched it because she doesn't like sports documentaries. And finally, because she. I was like. But it's not, though.

[Ben Kissel]

It's not.

[Marcus Parks]

And she watched all of it, and she was like, O.J. was bad.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

When I saw that Cuba Gooding Jr. Was playing O.J. i'm like, oh, is this the sequel to Radio? Good work.

[Marcus Parks]

What was the documentary series O.J.

[Ben Kissel]

Made in America.

[Marcus Parks]

America was also very.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. O.J. made in America is, I. I think, one of, if not the best documentary series ever made.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Ben Kissel]

It's incredible. It's. But it's a sports documentary. It's a true crime documentary. It's a sociological documentary. It shows how O.J. simpson truly did change America completely.

[Marcus Parks]

He was a murderous Forrest Gump. And for that, we want to say thank you for the years of content and OJ I'll see you in heaven, Right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sure.

[Marcus Parks]

Heaven.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, heaven's not real.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So it doesn't matter.

[Ben Kissel]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

If there was. He's probably there because he did. Because then we talked a little bit about how he made that all his sons sign the NDA to go say goodbye to him on his deathbed. And then. Because it's probably because he didn't want to get the last scoops at the very end. Because then I did research and I did find out that the estate can sue, which is part of the. Partially, the reason why he had an NDA on his deathbed was because he wanted to make sure that the kids didn't go and make money on his name after he died.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why not?

[Marcus Parks]

Because he's a piece of. Because he's O.J. simpson. And, yeah, he might not have been as nice as he seemed.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think his name's worth as much as he thinks it is.

[Marcus Parks]

I think that a lot of people would want to hear from the Suns. I actually do. I want to hear. I want to hear the story.

[Ben Kissel]

But actually, after his d. I can't remember the last time there was a celebrity death in which that many articles were written and that much attention was paid to, like, a man's legacy. Like, his death was massive, very big. It was huge. And it felt like it was one of those things. Like, I felt for a second after OJ Died that it was like a bookend of, like, between, like, David Bowie's death and O.J. simpson's death. For like, a day or two there, it felt like a little magical. Like, things kind of felt like, man, like, maybe things can get back to normal. And then everything just got fucked up again.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

And it wasn't. That was a fantasy of mine that I was hoping would come true.

[Marcus Parks]

There's a lot more bad people that have to die. We have, like, a whole. I could name 10 that immediately need to go. And once those go, then I think.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We'Ll see some new ones.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, well, yeah, but the new ones. But you know what?

[Ben Kissel]

I'm but they'll be our generation.

[Marcus Parks]

They'll be ours, and we'll know how to handle them, which is by one star reviews on itunes.

[Ben Kissel]

All right, so here it is, our O.J. simpson update. Pre death O.J. simpson update, which really makes it not much of an update at all.

[Marcus Parks]

No.

[Ben Kissel]

Enjoy.

[Marcus Parks]

Fly from your grave, Democrats.

[Henry Zebrowski]

About time. About time.

[Ben Kissel]

They found that Republicans. Whoa, you've never. Have you ever heard that one before?

[Marcus Parks]

That's me.

[Ben Kissel]

Republicans.

[Marcus Parks]

That's mean about Republicans.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like. Like. Like pubic hair?

[Ben Kissel]

No, like poo.

[Marcus Parks]

Like Democrats.

[Ben Kissel]

Democrats.

[Marcus Parks]

That means you're. You're dumb.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I like Republicans.

[Ben Kissel]

Republicans is better than Republicans. That's fine, because that. The way I'm saying it sounds more like I'm making. Saying poob instead of poo, like it's some sort of penis boob. A boob on fire already.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow, guys.

[Ben Kissel]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Are we keeping that in?

[Marcus Parks]

No, no, you can't keep it. Absolutely not.

[Ben Kissel]

Is it too good?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

You know, sometimes an intro, if it's too good, people stop. They go back. They listen to the intro again, and then they're laughing so much they miss the beginning, and then they have to go back.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

So, like, I actually think it's important to cut the intro if it's too good.

[Ben Kissel]

And you know what?

[Marcus Parks]

Because they won't listen to the rest of the episode.

[Ben Kissel]

It's a risk we're gonna have to take today. Welcome to the last update on the left.

[Marcus Parks]

What we Spit hot fire. Spit hot fire.

[Ben Kissel]

My name is Marc Parks. Not tired at all.

[Marcus Parks]

No.

[Ben Kissel]

Is Henry Zabrowski also not tired?

[Marcus Parks]

And I think that now that O.J. simpson is sick. Let him kill again. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This time himself.

[Marcus Parks]

Come on. Again. Why can't he just kill one last time?

[Ben Kissel]

And Ed Larson, what is your. What's your stance on O.J. simpson? Make a wish murder.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ooh, O.J. make us wish murder, I would say. I mean, Aaron Hernandez is gone, because that'd be the perfect person from the kill.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

So if he does murder on his deathbed and we allow him to murder, it can't be his choice.

[Ben Kissel]

I don't know. If we allow him to murder, I think what we do is we put him in a ring and he has the option to murder. But, oh, you know who.

[Marcus Parks]

Like Marina Barankovich. Like the thing where you put the ball.

[Ben Kissel]

John Cena.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, John Cena would destroy him.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

He's got cancer. OG Simpson's dying now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

So, yeah, he's not gonna be able to kill John Cena. That's the thing.

[Ben Kissel]

You don't want him to be like, you don't want it to be a guarantee. You want it to be a long shot.

[Marcus Parks]

I thought it'd be like, grandpa's turn, and then you have to go get that. Put the camera in his hands. Being like, let Grandpa do it. He does it best, you know, Like, I thought it'd be like that.

[Ben Kissel]

That'd be nice.

[Marcus Parks]

And then he'd hit just. We choose a person. Well.

[Ben Kissel]

Oh, like a lottery. Like Shirley Jackson's the lottery. You just, like, go to Cincinnati and one person out of Cincinnati gets killed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, man. Let's not do it in Cincinnati. I got family there.

[Marcus Parks]

What? It's O.J. simpson.

[Ben Kissel]

Cleveland. Indianapolis.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. Yeah. My family lives in Indiana, not Indianapolis.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Bottom gets dead. Everything's fine.

[Marcus Parks]

Why can't OJ Simpson kill Dick Cheney?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Whoa. He could kill Dick Cheney.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. With a hammer. Blow to his fucking big headed head.

[Ben Kissel]

You know what? I'm open to it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The juice is loose. And that's blood coming out of his body butt from his prostate cancer.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm glad he's dying. We wanted to do an update on O.J. simpson because we have not yet done. When did we do our O.J. simpson series?

[Ben Kissel]

I'm trying.

[Marcus Parks]

I remember talking about the dancing eos.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah, we talked about the dancing. I mean, we went through basically everything. It was just. This was when we were doing very broad overviews of the stories. We did all the. We did the entire O.J. simpson saga, including, like, the MK Ultra stuff and Juiced and Las Vegas all in, like, one episode.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, we did all of it.

[Ben Kissel]

I think we did all of it in, like, one ep. Like, at least that's what my script says. But that's the thing. I don't know what we actually said.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, it's true. It was a long time ago, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I feel like the episode has never ended because y' all just talk about him constantly.

[Ben Kissel]

We talk about him a lot.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, because. Yeah, that was kind of like what brought him back into the cultural sphere.

[Ben Kissel]

It was also like our first true crime story.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yes. We were really obsessed as kids because I know. I always remember when it came on the news, everybody did. It was a. It was a huge deal. We. It was a big part of our lives. I remember when they showed the Verdict at my elementary school and there was a slight race riot.

[Ben Kissel]

Wow.

[Marcus Parks]

That happened inside of it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Really?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Elementary school.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Kids freaked out because it's like, we.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We saw it in my middle school and, like, everyone was just talking about It. It was perfectly.

[Marcus Parks]

I think also.

[Ben Kissel]

Same with me. Yeah, we saw it in our middle school was. Yeah, perfectly.

[Marcus Parks]

I think kids at home were getting agitated by their parents about the nature of the case.

[Ben Kissel]

Were you in Queens still?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, I was in Queens.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's different. They were just getting violent for any reason in the 90s back there.

[Marcus Parks]

It was intense. It was intense. But, you know, like, he's innocent. So I actually don't even know why we're even. We even try to do any of this.

[Ben Kissel]

Obviously, we're still talking about it to this day. I mean, God, he's innocent.

[Marcus Parks]

I've been trying to figure out who did it because, you know, we know that he tried to write the book. If I did it, it did not go well for him. He said that he probably. He. He said that if he did it, he would have done it different.

[Ben Kissel]

He says, let's say I committed this crime. This was in a February 98 issue of Esquire. Let's say I committed this crime. Even if I did this, it would have to have been because I loved her very much. Right?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Whatever happened, they printed it. Whatever happened to it?

[Ben Kissel]

I have a copy of it. Oh, you do? Yeah, it's what happened. Is that Fred Goldman, Ron Goldman's father, you know, who won the civil suit again?

[Marcus Parks]

So you remember Nicole Brown Simpson? Ron Goldman murdered by Someone.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ben Kissel]

By O.J. simpson.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Ben Kissel]

O.J. simpson definitely killed those two people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do you think he's the funniest murderer of all time?

[Ben Kissel]

I don't know. That's the thing. I haven't. There's a lot of murderers that I haven't spent time with. He's the funniest celebrity murderer to have ever been caught.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay.

[Ben Kissel]

Because I wouldn't say that. Phil Spector's super funny, I guess.

[Marcus Parks]

Robert Blake didn't kill.

[Ben Kissel]

Robert Blake. Wasn't funny at all.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You ever seen funny about him?

[Marcus Parks]

You've ever seen his old. He had a series that he did that was actually really fun. I believe it's called Tony Dancer.

[Ben Kissel]

No, no, I mean, he was. He was incredible in. In Cold Blood.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then also in. Was it the movie with Pullman, Lost Highway.

[Ben Kissel]

Oh, yeah. Lost Highway.

[Marcus Parks]

Keep talking amongst yourselves.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. No, when I heard OJ had the Big Casino, I thought he just had an autograph gig at the MGM Cancer. You know, Big Casino. We know what it is.

[Ben Kissel]

Okay. What do you think I didn't get? I don't get it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The Big Casino.

[Ben Kissel]

What's the Big Casino?

[Henry Zebrowski]

You never heard that as a term for cancer.

[Ben Kissel]

I never have.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. I got the big casino.

[Marcus Parks]

What?

[Henry Zebrowski]

You never heard that?

[Marcus Parks]

What's the big casino? Why would you say that?

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's cancer.

[Ben Kissel]

But. But why would you call it that? Because I don't.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I didn't make it up.

[Marcus Parks]

Why did you make that up?

[Ben Kissel]

Was it. I can't believe you all never heard.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I feel like.

[Ben Kissel]

Is that something your mom used to say? Probably because your mom, you know, was in. You know, she was a gambler.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

I've never heard anyone called the big casino. Because that doesn't.

[Marcus Parks]

That.

[Ben Kissel]

That implies to me, like, I hit the jackpot.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Or you get all your money, everything taken from you.

[Ben Kissel]

Oh, wow.

[Marcus Parks]

Whoa. Yeah, but then. But you sound like. But sometimes you win with cancer. There's no like, ending result in which you're better than you were before necessarily.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You could get a new asshole.

[Marcus Parks]

It sounds like a lot of time. Joe Dancer. That is rather show that Robert Blake made. He was in a show. It was technically kind of funny.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. So far. Barely talked about it.

[Ben Kissel]

It's. It's a Sopranos thing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, that's what it is.

[Ben Kissel]

Sopranos. Okay.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Well, the reason why we wanted to update it because we got pulled back in because I. So am I. I got married in St. Pete, Florida. I told you. Have I told this story in the show?

[Ben Kissel]

No, I don't think so. And by the way, it was also used in Ocean's Eleven when Frank and Dino is like, give it to me straight, Doc. Is it the big casino?

[Marcus Parks]

See the big casino. So I guess it also starts with C. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cancer Casino. It's close. Either way. I think my joke works now.

[Marcus Parks]

I had funny. I used to have funnier times. I used to have fun times a casino than when I eventually will have cancer. Yeah, I assume.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Don't know that.

[Marcus Parks]

I don't know it. You're right. Because maybe by the time we're old enough 45, we will have a new type of fun cancer.

[Ben Kissel]

That's like four years, dude.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, that's why I was joking. That's a joke. That was sarcastic. No, it is happening. We're getting rapidly old.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We all have cancer. Everyone has cancer inside them. It's just a matter of it presents itself or not.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

What?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah. You have cancer in your body right now.

[Ben Kissel]

It's all there. Yeah, we all have it.

[Marcus Parks]

I don't have it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Every human.

[Marcus Parks]

No, I beat it out of me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sure.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Dude. I. My thetans are gone.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, good for you.

[Marcus Parks]

All right. I go I destroyed my thetans on my own. I'm the self actualized Neo that they've been asking for and know that's going to arrive to Scientology eventually, which is why they don't want me in there, because I'm going to disrupt the entire thing. But I was getting married and I remember the day. It was a beautiful day. Do you remember the day?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. In Tampa.

[Marcus Parks]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, is it in August? No, it wasn't.

[Marcus Parks]

Do you remember my anniversary?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. Why would I remember your anniversary?

[Ben Kissel]

It's October, right?

[Marcus Parks]

I know your anniversary.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, it's easy. It's the day before July 4th. Yeah. That's an easy one. I made f would fly on a holiday weekend and spend exorbitant amount of money on plane tickets.

[Marcus Parks]

And yours is my mother's birthday. Eleven, nine.

[Ben Kissel]

Nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I see. I would have guessed May for you.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

No, it was cold.

[Ben Kissel]

Eleven, nine. That's, that's not. That's not. When we got married, when was it? 11:10, Armistice Day.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You remember the day you got the flight?

[Marcus Parks]

But I was down. When I got married, we were in St. Pete, Florida, and I, I, we were staying at this little hotel, and it was so cute for our wedding night. And we were like, oh, this is gonna be fun and romantic in Nice. And I went on to the Instagram because I thought it'd be fun to go see, like, let's see what other atmospheres have been like here.

[Ben Kissel]

What is.

[Marcus Parks]

What's the life like here? What's the party life like here? And the first picture was a picture of a young blonde lady with O.J. simpson in it. And then I got. I went to the bartender And I said, O.J. simpson. Is he here a lot? He's like, he's here about three or four times a week. And I was like, what? It's like, yeah. He comes and he visits his son who lives out here. So he's here all the time. And I just can't even imagine what would have happened.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

If my new wife and I. Because I also know that I would have the. Truly, honestly, it's a millennial issue. It's an addiction to post irony. And so I think that physically, I would have to be restrained to not get a picture with him.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, he would buy you a bottle of champagne for the newlyweds.

[Marcus Parks]

And that was right before.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Make sure you talk through all your problems.

[Marcus Parks]

You know what if there's somebody who's got good advice? He told you, he's like, how to avoid all of this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Don't let her be a waitress.

[Ben Kissel]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

Let her go to a restaurant. Never let her go. And. But it's right shortly after that, he joined Twitter.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And it kind of brought it back. So O.J. simpson's on Twitter. He's talking about how abortion should be legal.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He has very liberal views.

[Marcus Parks]

He's gone full on. I want to say. He said, like that, hello, Twitter world. I just want to say Ruth Bader Ginsburg was someone I really, really appreciated. Like, it's like, it's a weird thing. He was, like, talking about. He was talking about he was pro vaccine.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

He was sure that he had got Covid in January of 2020.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. He was pro vaccine. And he started going to Buffalo Bills games again.

[Marcus Parks]

Just. And they applauded him. They did.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was very good for them.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, for them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just said that.

[Marcus Parks]

But the thing is, after you've narrowly missed having the government prove that you've killed everyone, it's hard to then go. And then you get to be everybody's hero. You get to go. And they played. I want to say that they played the Naked Gun theme, and he waved at the crowd in Buffalo, and everyone cheered for him because that's how desperate Buffalo is for a win. Well, also. And they miss those days when O.J. simpson. And they will do anything it takes to take it back and clock again. I'm sorry, Courtney and Kate, one. I love you both, but you guys like O.J. simpson more than you like alive women. That is just a fact about Buffalo.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do you think that they were, you know, more applauding the Naked gun theme than O.J.

[Ben Kissel]

I mean, I applaud the Naked Gun theme. I. I need to watch 30. Like, I've watched one and two and a half recently and just goddamn had. Like, I was down. Like, I was in a low point. So we just watched both of those movies and, like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I.

[Ben Kissel]

It, like, turned, like, my month around.

[Henry Zebrowski]

When was the last time you saw Police Squad? The actual show?

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, forever.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, it's so good. I got the DVDs. All right. So now we have a full day.

[Marcus Parks]

Perfect.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right.

[Marcus Parks]

It's so worth it, too.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's all jokes.

[Marcus Parks]

And O.J. simpson, if he just could have found some of that laughter. Because I know when I'm sad or angry and I get mad at waiters, you know, talking to my wife, I just kind of, like, I just sit and I try to think about absurd things. I go, like, isn't funny finger puppets? Yeah, it's a weird, huh?

[Henry Zebrowski]

But you'd be mad if one Followed her home.

[Marcus Parks]

A finger puppet?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, a waiter.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, yeah, because then you'd be following us home.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Unless she was, you know, out with the ladies or something, you know?

[Marcus Parks]

Wait, but then. Yeah, but then again, are you just trying to offer more good service? Because I do love waiters.

[Ben Kissel]

And he was like. He was offering more good service. He was returning her glasses.

[Marcus Parks]

I just love restaurants so much. I can't imagine hurting anybody within side of a. I believe everybody that's inside of a restaurant is pure man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I get so mad when I get a bad sandwich.

[Marcus Parks]

Of course, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you make a bad sandwich. Because they're so easy to make.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, actually, no.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. You don't think they are.

[Marcus Parks]

I think that a good bread is one of the most difficult issues.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. We're talking about, like, the smearing of the mayonnaise.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, you're just talking a poor construction. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I get furious.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah. Because you have to be doing it. Even people with no hands who do it with their feet, learn how to do it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Take your time.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Make it nice. Don't make it twice.

[Marcus Parks]

Do it with their teeth. Just as good as anything. So if you're making a bad fucking sandwich and I'm paying you to fucking be there, then we need to think.

[Henry Zebrowski]

About where we're at.

[Marcus Parks]

We're a country wondering why China's winning.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See this?

[Marcus Parks]

China's beating us in AI.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is how OJ Felt when he saw that waiter follow his wife.

[Marcus Parks]

So you're saying O.J. simpson killed his wife and he killed that waiter. Not just Ron Goldman. The man, Ron Gold. And he went to kill these people. Not because he's a psychopath and a misogynist. He killed them. Bad service to fight China, which actually is a huge deal if we think about it that way.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And maybe now it's the reason why he's dying of cancer.

[Ben Kissel]

You think it's polonium from the Chinese?

[Marcus Parks]

I think it's general. So chicken. I think it's got colon cancer.

[Ben Kissel]

American dish.

[Marcus Parks]

General, so I believe, is a real guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Might as well be spicy, but yet sweet. Like a good general. Like.

[Marcus Parks]

Like, bad for you.

[Ben Kissel]

That's always good about General Patton. He's spicy, but he's sweet.

[Marcus Parks]

But I just don't understand you. O.J. simpson, he actually was also still in very good health later on that colon cancer still comes. You got to be careful with colon. Colon cancer. I feel like that's what really this episode should be about.

[Ben Kissel]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

Colon cancer, how to avoid colon cancer.

[Ben Kissel]

I got to get it? Yeah. I'm getting a colonoscopy done here soon. Just because I got to. Because, you know, the bleeding butt and all that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Was yours bumped up early because your blood. Because you have the. Yeah, the stigmata.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah, I just have to do the. Yeah, the anus stigma. I just have to do it, you know, more often than. Than men do earlier.

[Marcus Parks]

You do have an anus. Anus stigmata is a really fun, like, name for album.

[Ben Kissel]

Anus stigmata. Yeah, it's an.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think you're all right. You probably have semicolon cancer. That's in English.

[Marcus Parks]

He's an English.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Punctuation.

[Ben Kissel]

Punctuation. That's why I chuckle.

[Marcus Parks]

You know what's good about that? It's getting. It fills time. It feels seconds of time. It says here the way you avoid colon cancer is don't have a butt.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So be a conehead.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

Oh, yeah, that's right. They just got the dots.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep, yep. That's right.

[Ben Kissel]

How did they defecate?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think they did.

[Marcus Parks]

They don't.

[Ben Kissel]

No. You have to.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But they ate so much.

[Ben Kissel]

That's the thing you ate. You eat so much. When you eat, you must defecate. Any biological animal defecates. Do you think it comes out of their mouth?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know. But when you miss an opportunity, when you interview Dan Aykroyd.

[Ben Kissel]

God.

[Marcus Parks]

And then if you won't get back, we've been trying to hit him up. He won't get back. OJ up for fucking weeks. And now he's about to fucking die.

[Ben Kissel]

He might die. I mean, he's going to die.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If he dies before this comes out, you know, we're sorry.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah, well, we'll. We'll do an addendum. You'll have heard if he dies before this comes out, you'll have heard us come out up top and say, like, hey, this is recorded before he died.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Do you know what's crazy? So my cousin graduated from usc. I went to the graduation, and right next to the graduation was like. They're like trophy hall. And they had O.J. simpson's Heisman Trophy in there.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, wow. I got that. Got stolen.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, they kept it all. Kept. He got to keep his. He. He sold his back when you were still allowed to sell it, and then someone else sell it now. It's, like, in a private collection. But he. They still had O.J. simpson's. No matter what, they're, like, still presenting it. Reggie Bush, on the other hand, they removed it because he got caught taking Money.

[Marcus Parks]

So they decided that Reggie Bush stealing money was.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Reggie Bush had to give back his Heisman. And OJ has not. Even though OJ he wasn't stealing money, he was taking money for to play.

[Marcus Parks]

Football, which is now they made legal.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which is now legal. But Reggie Bush still doesn't have his highest. OJ Got. Still gets to keep it.

[Marcus Parks]

What?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Isn't that crazy?

[Marcus Parks]

So OG Simpson is fine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

You can also be like. Well, I guess he was at first. I guess again. All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He is convicted for stealing sports memorabilia and for kidnapping.

[Ben Kissel]

He's convict. He was convicted for some bad shit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not while he was playing.

[Marcus Parks]

See, that's what they're saying. And I also find that interesting is that as long as it's football concern.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Nobody seems to care about O.J. simpson as long as you put it. Because you notice his Twitter, all this stuff he was talking about. Yeah. Obviously he threw some pretty at this point, we were talking about his quote unquote liberal politics, but it's way more like center liberal. He's acting like a quote unquote normal guy. And then also just talking about football. Like all you do is talk about football. And golf. And golf you just talk about with neutral subjects, which is also kind of sad.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, he was a sports commentator for many years. He's very trained in talking about football.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And he did it for a long time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And no one seems as long as you're just talking about that. But the one thing he did know best, which was how to get away with murder, which I think a lot more people would be interested in. And how do I do what you did?

[Henry Zebrowski]

He wrote a book about it.

[Marcus Parks]

I know. And the thing is they shut it down because people are afraid of the truth.

[Ben Kissel]

I mean, it's very easy. I mean, it's just that he'd be one sentence long, hire a lot of very expensive, manipulative lawyers who have no morals.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow.

[Ben Kissel]

That's how you get off.

[Marcus Parks]

That's incredible.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, it's also got have big hands and he didn't take his medication.

[Ben Kissel]

Arthritis.

[Marcus Parks]

And also it really helps if you have an entire racist police department that you can throw under the bus that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You'Re hanging out with a lot.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

You're always hanging out with.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. So I think that also helps.

[Ben Kissel]

And also have a very incompetent forensics team. That also helps.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow, that does help. Wow, it does take a village. You know, and they say, you know, that's the thing. There's no self made any. Anybody. Yeah, it's really about people help. Everywhere you go. You don't know.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. Like, if I didn't get fat enough, I don't know if I would have booked work. So I feel like in many ways, the Italian and Chinese restaurant community of New York City, in many ways, was my village.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. Because you used to, like, order so much Chinese food, they give you multiple sets of utensils.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Like four or five.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's how you knew it was, like, a good order.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I remember those days.

[Marcus Parks]

If they thought it was a family, that's how you know you were winning. Yeah. Yeah. Because that means that you took it down. Or it's. The worst is when they bring a box.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ah.

[Marcus Parks]

When they. When you see the box of food and you're like, oh. Oh, no.

[Ben Kissel]

Oh.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh. That was when I was getting. I was getting all fat and sassy. I was getting all.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. You'd order enough to get a box.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

Dog. Wow. Yeah. What would that entail?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Lots of apps.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, I like. Yeah, I like to choose the apps. And then also I started to believe that as long as they were meat based, that they were healthy, which is sort of real. So I'd get my spare ribs. I'd get this sliced barbecue pork, which I like both because I like this chunk of them. I like the chunk off the bone. I also like, eaten in slice form. And then I would just get a little bit of the noodles, and I'd get them steam. I would get steamed dumplings because I thought that was healthier because it's steamed. It's cooked with steam. That's air. It doesn't get fried. It's air. And then I would make. I get beef and broccoli. Because that Broccoli in it. Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I just got to be healthy.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah, yeah, of course. And it doesn't matter that it's, you know, like, so quick.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And, you know, rice comes from the earth, too.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

That's all herbs. Rice or herbs, last I checked. Yeah. Yeah. So it's very good. Yeah, that's it. And then. But I'd be like. Because also I'm, like, broke, but I'm also just drinking because then I'm just drinking 40s and eating Chinese food.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. But that's the thing is that back then in New York, you could get that much Chinese food for like, six bucks. Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

25 bucks. Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

Really want to order some Chinese food tonight?

[Marcus Parks]

I just want to do, like, like, New York style.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What was that place?

[Marcus Parks]

King was King Wa was good. And then so was the, the. Oh, my mouth. I'm so hungry.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is definitely dinner time.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. We need to move on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

O.J. simpson is still in the NFL hall of Fame.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Not remove him from there because I guess it's. He didn't get convicted.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. No.

[Marcus Parks]

And that's the whole things.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, he was convicted of the, the other ones.

[Marcus Parks]

But yeah, it's, you know, everyone knows that was, you know, everyone who is kind of on his side almost.

[Ben Kissel]

Well, they would. One of the lawyers from the first trial called it the fifth quarter where. Because they didn't get him on the murder charge.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

When they came in on this charge, like they gave him the maximum sentence for every single thing. I mean, he ended up getting out anyway.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Of course they did. Of course they did. Now I sent you a quote. I don't know if you got it yet. Henry.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

From O.J. simpson's hall of Fame acceptance speech. Would you mind?

[Marcus Parks]

It's pretty great.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And it's pretty inspiring. Well, I'll never forget Jack McBride because he told me, he said, O.J. in this world there are rules that we must all live by. He said, you've got to learn that if you're ever going to be successful in this world, you're going to have to learn to accept the responsibilities for your actions. And I don't know, it didn't hit me right then, but it started to grow on me as years went on because I knew I was this guy's favorite and he turned me in and he would have turned me in anyway. And I guess this is when I began to realize what it really, really is. Second, that it really, really is secondary if you win or lose. It's how you play the game in life and on the field that really matters. So I'll always be grateful to Jack McBride. Responsibility, you know, it's about responsibility for his actions and that's why I'm always been. So he's still out there like because you. How hard it is to pick up clues this far after the murder.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And he's out there and now he's sick. He's sick and he's running out of time. And honestly. Yeah. Sure, he might have ran his way through as many fake titted blonde women that he could have all throughout Florida and left each one sort of vaguely scared and disappointed. But he was researching, trying to figure out who would kill a woman who would ever think to. And so what he would do is just. He'd ask, he'd be like hey, go. Because I thought that was really responsible of him is that he would go on a date with a blonde woman and he'd ask, why should I kill you? And she'd always be like, I'm trifling and cheating and I'm trying to. I'm unreliable. And I, I. And I think you're. You've got a small dick. And it'd be like, well, see, I'm better now. Like, he would, I think that important for him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[Ben Kissel]

Well, you mentioned earlier, is he the funniest murderer out there?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

And he. Actually, the thing is about O.J. simpson is I think he can be directed to be funny. Because if you watch the. The old Naked Gun movies, really. His shining moment. He has one shining moment. That's the boat scene.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. When he gets shot.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, it's great.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah, the boat.

[Marcus Parks]

That's his Buster Keaton.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. When he. When he, like, puts his shoulder in the wet paint, he's like, oh.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, man.

[Ben Kissel]

It's incredible. I mean, it is. It's an incredible scene. But when he was tasked to be funny all on his own, when OJ was given a blank check for his.

[Marcus Parks]

Prank show Juiced, because they were like, oh, OJ's funny.

[Ben Kissel]

OJ. Yeah, OJ's funny. Let's give OJ a blank check and, like, have him come up with all these ideas for pranks. Because 2005 prank shows are very popular.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In 2005, especially the direct to DV DVD market.

[Ben Kissel]

Oh, yeah, no, because that's too hot for television. Too hot for television because there was a music video involved that had a lot of tits. Yeah, just. They just put it in there and it's just O.J. simpson in the stereotypical pimp costume. They rented a mansion somewhere in Florida. A couple of ladies come along.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

It's a lot.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

But Juiced. Have you ever seen Juice?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just the clips you've showed me.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because I never actually watched the whole thing.

[Marcus Parks]

It is unwatchable.

[Ben Kissel]

I've sat down and watched it multiple times. Because we did an OJ Simpson bit for a live show many, many years ago, back when we were doing, like, 300 seat rooms. And I watched it because we were gonna play like that was gonna be the climax of the bit was, like, the show Juiced. I could not find one funny clip.

[Marcus Parks]

Nothing.

[Ben Kissel]

The entire. It's all just uncomfortable in a bad way.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Ben Kissel]

Like, it's. Everyone's uncomfortable. Everyone's, like, very weirded out that he's making light of the murder and that he's like, just. And he's not doing funny. Like, he's at a drive thru and he's like taking sips of sodas before handing them to people. And people are just like, what are you doing? Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

He tries to sell a white Bronco.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

He pops out from behind it and he's just like, see, it's me, it's white Bronco. And it's like, that's all. There's no material.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

There was actually a great expose written by the comedian that wrote this process. And they were talking about how O.J. simpson would arrive. He was visibly intoxicated every time. Every single time. Obviously extremely difficult to control. I wouldn't just kind of obviously blow off shoot dates. Showed up with a bunch of sex workers. He was a. Not in good shape.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, of course not.

[Marcus Parks]

Not ready to be on camera.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was doing. He did whiteface in it. Correct.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. He dressed up like an old man. Like an old white man and just bothered people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, that's fun though.

[Ben Kissel]

But there was no jokes. He was just bothering people. And they just thought, like, why is this strange looking Yoda man bothering me?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, you know, gotta make a living.

[Marcus Parks]

It's. You don't that way. I feel like there's so many. I actually rather you be a Times Square Elmo. I think that there's other things to do besides help OJ Simpson make a prank video.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, 2005 is an abysmal time for art.

[Marcus Parks]

It was a hard time.

[Ben Kissel]

It was real. Yeah, it was real hard.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

Like. Yeah. What were even, like, the movies of 2000?

[Marcus Parks]

2005. 2005. I was just so.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Jerry Maguire. I was just so high.

[Ben Kissel]

No, 2000. No. Jerry Maguire was like 96.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's right.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, that's right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's right.

[Marcus Parks]

I was just fat and drunk. 2005.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We were working together.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

2005. Yeah, that was. Yeah. Senior or remember any of that? Our senior year in college. Yeah. It wasn't a lot going on there.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. What was on them?

[Ben Kissel]

That there's a Harry Potter movie. The third Star wars prequel. The War of the Worlds remake.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, I remember that. I remember getting stoned for that. Sitting in the second row and thinking it was real, dude.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. It was scary for, you know, for the first, like, 20 minutes.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

The Peter Jackson, King Kong.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, it's bad.

[Marcus Parks]

That was a bad year.

[Ben Kissel]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[Marcus Parks]

Awful. All bad.

[Ben Kissel]

Batman Begins.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, sure. That's fine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's good. That's a good one.

[Marcus Parks]

You know, you know, O.J. didn't make any of this better. O.J. had an opportunity. We were looking to O.J. to fix it. Because imagine if he went through all of this, killed his wife, killed her boyfriend, killed, like, you know, like, stole all this stuff, came back after all this. But what if he had made his full on Greta Thunberg move? If he went to save the world, would you feel bad, like, if he went to do something that would like, save a boatload of people?

[Ben Kissel]

Like, oh, you're talking like Randy Quaid at the end of Independence Day.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes. Or if you like, let's say this might be comical, but someone left the bomb on a cruise boat.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay.

[Marcus Parks]

He got the bomb. He found the bomb, jumped off the boat with the bomb, or threw the bomb off. Like lived, threw the bomb off and saved everyone. 1. Would you forgive him?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, you don't have to forgive him. You can just be happy he saved those people.

[Marcus Parks]

But would you be like, all right, O.J. you can be in the Naked Gun remake.

[Ben Kissel]

No. Because he's got cancer now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, yeah, now no one will insure him.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, that's the main issue. But you think if he saved like 300 people.

[Ben Kissel]

Oh, he saved and lived. I thought you meant that he said he sacrificed him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Marcus Parks]

And then he could go on and then we could bring him back too. Would that uncancel him? If he saves like 400, 500 people in one go, will he be. Can he go get his hair played with by Jimmy Fallon?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's interesting. Like, once you become like a notorious, horrible person, nobody even wants you to do anything good.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Remember when. Remember when the KKK tried to adopt the highway? And everyone's like, no, you can't adopt the highway. We won't even let you clean the highway.

[Marcus Parks]

Why? They were doing it because they wanted.

[Henry Zebrowski]

To paint the road white.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. And they wanted us to put up, put up messages. O.J. silver, Simpson, if he wants to maybe get right. If he had wanted to get right with Go, he might could do something cool. Like, they'll tell everybody. Don't you know? I watched Matrix Resurrections. It's bad. He could have saved us all from that. Like, if you could have just done something to protect us all.

[Ben Kissel]

About 2005 was like, it was the year in music of second best album.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ah.

[Ben Kissel]

Like Demon Days by Gorillaz. The woods.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

Cedar, Kenny. It's like all second best albums.

[Marcus Parks]

It's a hard year.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. Gimme fiction. Spoon. Yeah, I like Spoon, but no, it's. But that's Spoon's like second best album. Hyper Magic Mountain by Lightning Bolt.

[Marcus Parks]

It's like their third best album. We're just gonna get. This is where we're gonna get the letters. Yeah. It's not the rest of it. It's this little portion.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. They're just. It's just. Yeah. That was the year that Million Dollar Baby won Best Picture.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, the one about the lady boxer who bit off her tongue to die.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And all her parents and her parent. Her family came to see her in the hospital and they all went to Disney World.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

That was at that movie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That was that movie. Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But Morgan Freeman won. So that's good.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, that's good.

[Ben Kissel]

And like the Aviator won a bunch of awards.

[Marcus Parks]

Aviator was fine.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. Best original score. Finding Neverland.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I liked Finding Neverland.

[Ben Kissel]

We owe a lot of people movies.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Not the other one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Whatever. I hear leaving Neverland, I'm always like, I feel bad for finding Neverland. No one cares anymore. That's what happened.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No one knows about it. Wow. And then it's Johnny Depp, who was doing a Michael Jackson impersonation in Charlie.

[Marcus Parks]

And the Chocolate Factory.

[Ben Kissel]

Wow.

[Marcus Parks]

That's weird, dude. All this is so much more interconnected than the O.J. simpson material.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

That we had. This is actually deeper.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And the Goldman family has never been paid.

[Marcus Parks]

No. The golden family, you know, they never got paid.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They got 100 and something. Thousand dollars.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. They got.

[Henry Zebrowski]

With interest. It's up to like 60 or 70 million, maybe more now.

[Marcus Parks]

They were obviously. They're always like pulled back. Every single time he farts, they talk to the Goldmans and they were never allowed to be released from this at all.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

O.J. simpson will be dead soon. Very soon. That at least we know. And that when he dies, then this will finally be over. And it's weird because I actually kind of feel like almost a sadness in a way.

[Ben Kissel]

Well, It'll be because O.J. simpson was very. To our childhood.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. It's such a big part of the 90s.

[Marcus Parks]

I kind of felt the same way when Charles Manson died.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. That something that an innocence had taken from this world.

[Marcus Parks]

He.

[Ben Kissel]

Manson died something. Something pure, something. I don't know, some Geno Sequoia.

[Marcus Parks]

It's just weird to have a thing that feels like such a big part of your brain and it's gone. Yeah. An institution. It's gone. I could see, like, why, you know, boomers are like, I don't know how to use the printer anymore because someone. Stuff is changed. My mother, who prints out every Everything. She prints out everything. MapQuest, all of it. She prints out everything. And then she overloads the print queue and breaks the printer. I've. I've gone through three printers, and then I fixed three different printers, and I went. And I've talked to that woman over the fucking phone about these fucking printers. And I was like, I bought you a brand new iPad. That's what this is for. You could look at it on your iPad. You don't need to print it out. And she's just like, I don't trust the iPad. It gets viruses. And I was like, that's your action.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So do you. Yeah, that's you.

[Marcus Parks]

You are getting the virus.

[Ben Kissel]

Viruses, iPads. Never heard of anyone getting a virus on an iPad.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think I've ever heard it either.

[Marcus Parks]

She doesn't. She's afraid of it. She's like, I click on it and I go to things. I don't mean to.

[Ben Kissel]

I think she just doesn't know how to use it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, she's probably slapping it with her whole hand.

[Marcus Parks]

It's the easiest advice. Use it. They train dogs to use it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I bet OJ Uses one.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, he does now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Signs all his documents, all his autographs. I looked up how much an OJ Autograph is. They're all over the place. Place. You know, they're. They're either, like, really expensive or like, $2.

[Marcus Parks]

How much is, like, what would be the expensive one? Is it on, like a.

[Henry Zebrowski]

His rookie card?

[Ben Kissel]

Well, that's the rookie card.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

I mean, if you just get OJ to sign a hat. Yeah, that's not going to be that expensive.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, but he's. They got a lot of jerseys with his stats on it and stuff like that. Wow. Go for a good amount of money.

[Ben Kissel]

Actually, you can get a jersey. O.J. simpson autographed Buffalo Bills. Only 160 bucks. That's it on Amazon.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, he does a lot of autograph events now in Vegas.

[Ben Kissel]

Ah, dude.

[Marcus Parks]

Should we each get one?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no. I do not need that in my house. First of all, I'm a Dolphins fan. More importantly than a Time Murder fan, I'm a Dolphin fan.

[Marcus Parks]

Dude. You don't think it would be fun to walk down the street and them together like a squad? Oh, yeah, we're Simpson boys.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That'll go over well. Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

Here in Los Angeles, where the murder.

[Marcus Parks]

Happened, where the Simpson boys.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, you know, he's a good old college boy from this town.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, we. We're kind of guys get all phone.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cry, but interesting one of the things I did learn about the Goldman family is that they can't get the money because they're not allowed to get any money from his pension. From his NFL pension. And that's kind of what he's living off of right now.

[Marcus Parks]

How does he get the money from the NFL pension, but they can't.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, because it's his pension, you can't like be sued for your pension, apparently.

[Marcus Parks]

Is that. Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. So he. Yeah. So he's getting unions, huh? Yeah, they work.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But he.

[Marcus Parks]

Simpson, union man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. So he paid in 7 million to his pension. And so he. And if you wait longer to ask for it. He waited TILL he was 65. He was literally. He made like, like $600,000 when he was in prison.

[Marcus Parks]

Why?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because he was getting. When he turned 65 and he was getting his pension. It was just being put away for.

[Marcus Parks]

Him the whole time. Oh, shit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And so. And then he has a really high pension because he.

[Marcus Parks]

So.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And he paid so far into it. Yes, he paid 7 million into it.

[Marcus Parks]

He has a beautiful home.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I'm sure he does.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. He gets like 20,000amonth, they said, which is very high for people. Most players only get like a thousand or thirteen hundred or something like that.

[Ben Kissel]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so he gets a lot of money for his pension.

[Marcus Parks]

Holy shit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, I'm glad he's doing good. You know, like, it's so funny to think when I saw that 75 year old woman who delivered my instacart the other day, and I just like, you know, obviously I. I tossed her a quarter and I told her to be careful there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Don't breathe on.

[Marcus Parks]

I don't want. It's like that OJ Sims is like just doing great. His teeth look great. You know, you look at him, he's got a big, you know, like he's got new veneers in.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I think he's gonna die soon. He hasn't tweeted since February 11th.

[Ben Kissel]

No, he's gonna be diagnosed on the 9th. Or he was diagnosed in February.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Ben Kissel]

His chemo started in February, so. Yeah, he's. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow.

[Ben Kissel]

His last tweet was a picture of him, a video of him going away. And the caption is Hospice. Twitter World.

[Marcus Parks]

I didn't even believe it myself.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, he changed it to X World, by the way.

[Marcus Parks]

So he decided that for some reason, makes me hate him worse than ever.

[Ben Kissel]

He went with the brand, he changed with.

[Marcus Parks]

The branding is so obnoxious. I don't know why about that. That is Obnoxious to me. Like, it drives me craz.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow. Well, you know, he'll be dead soon.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, absolutely.

[Marcus Parks]

Thank the Lord. But also, what's the big next one that we're afraid of when we lose them? What are we going to do next?

[Ben Kissel]

The next big criminal, Cosby, by the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Way, probably both have CTE because Cosby played high school college football for Temple. He was an All American.

[Marcus Parks]

Or who dies first? Oh, I guess how fast O.J. is, he's going to die faster than Bill Cosby.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I bet Cosby lives to be 100.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

What, just on Pure Evil.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I bet so. I bet so.

[Marcus Parks]

We're too nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What do you mean? We should have killed him?

[Marcus Parks]

I mean, if we. I know. I'm saying in general, we're going to die younger because we're not as evil as the guys that live longer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. We get to have a good time.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing, is we live better lives. They're shorter lives, but the better lives, I mean.

[Marcus Parks]

Do you think Bill Cosby's upset?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't.

[Marcus Parks]

I. I don't think he feels any.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think he feels anything.

[Marcus Parks]

You know why?

[Ben Kissel]

You know why? I think people, like shitty people live longer. They don't worry as much as we do.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, they feel nothing.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

That's the worry.

[Ben Kissel]

It's the stress. That's what gets us.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. It's all the. It's the weight of all the emotions and the tension that you feel and how that affects your body.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Where it's like, if you don't have those feelings and you're just like. You know what I mean? Like.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. You live forever. Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Huh.

[Marcus Parks]

I guess it's also how you be really successful in athletics or comedy as well.

[Ben Kissel]

It's just not feel anything.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. I think it's better that way. I think it's better.

[Ben Kissel]

It's possible.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Because, you know, there was a lot of stuff that I didn't do it just for laughs. I feel like I could have done.

[Ben Kissel]

You know, but now that just for laughs is over, you'll never have that chance. And also, they also never invited us back after they made us perform in that conference room in, like, 2013.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Like 2pm Right.

[Ben Kissel]

We crushed 2017. 28.

[Marcus Parks]

2017.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. 2017.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

2Pm in a conference room. Yeah. We crushed it to the. Those, you know, 20 people, but no.

[Marcus Parks]

One wanted to suck our dicks. There was no. There was no big guy there. He was no Mr. X.

[Ben Kissel]

No.

[Marcus Parks]

That wasn't coming Sucking her dicks. That should have happened.

[Ben Kissel]

No, I got really sick.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, we were sick.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah, I got really, really sick that trip. I spent most of the time in the hotel room.

[Marcus Parks]

We were really hungover.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. Yeah, I think that's. I would be. Yeah, I smoked cigarettes because I used to have a thing where I would smoke cigarettes when I left the country.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh.

[Ben Kissel]

But, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just got you real sick.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah, it just got me. I got so sick. I was, like, sick for a day and a night. Night, because I, like, smoked, like, three cigarettes.

[Marcus Parks]

It was awesome.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. That was the last time, I think. No, last time I smoked cigarettes was in England.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How was OJ Set at the festival?

[Marcus Parks]

Hilarious. That was actually what I was kind of mad is that my agent didn't come and she was at his show. I was just like. I didn't know. He had a full 25 minutes. And then he looks around the crowd. He's like, here's the killer. No, here's the killer. Like, honestly, it was a really funny bit, but you can't do that for an hour.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How do you guys feel about the theory that his son did it?

[Marcus Parks]

Don't think that that happened.

[Ben Kissel]

Don't think that happened.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

Now that he was trying to cover for his son. That his son was the one that, like, was obsessed with Nicole.

[Marcus Parks]

No.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah, that he.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, no, you know, he did.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because his son, like, left the country the day after, right?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. I think it's because he was embarrassed because his father killed his mother.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Kind of get you out of town.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, I think so. I think that would make you want to go on a vacation.

[Ben Kissel]

No, I think it was his son from his first man, first marriage still.

[Marcus Parks]

Father's implicated in a murder. I'm gonna go to Europe. I'm gonna leave.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. But then he was. He was definitely there on the day of the Bronco chase, though. Yes, because he was. That he was at the house on the day of the Bronco chase.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, he did, but O.J. did it.

[Ben Kissel]

I found a weird thing that Sharon Stone just said.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What's that?

[Ben Kissel]

Like, a month ago, she said that on the day of the Bronco chase, the LAPD came and, like, squirreled her away in a safe house because they were afraid that OJ Simpson was coming again.

[Marcus Parks]

Her. Come get her. Why?

[Ben Kissel]

I don't know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because she was a hot blonde, I guess.

[Marcus Parks]

I get. Wow. Think about. Go collect all the hot blood. There was some cop somewhere. It was like, this is a great idea. Because then what we do is we get the comfort every one of these big titted blondes in Los Angeles. We get to comfort each like I want you to be. Come here. Be careful. OJ's out there. You're gonna have to come to my apartment where I keep my mistress because.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Every cop has one.

[Ben Kissel]

One.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, they do. They do. They love them. They think it's great.

[Marcus Parks]

It's very bad. Honestly, I'm just glad my father didn't have a second family because he wasn't organized for one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no, no, no. Certainly not. Yeah. I remember when I worked at the poor house and we had all those cops there all the time and we, we. They would have their own private parties in the back and stuff and they had the most disgusting private parties of anyone we allowed have private parties. Including the New York Giants.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow.

[Ben Kissel]

Didn't you have the Yankees there too?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, the Yankees partially owned the place. A couple of them did. They all were investors, cuz they like to come and then they drank for free. They probably drank as much as they invested, I imagine. Yes, I remember. What? I remember hanging out with Jabba Chamberlain till six in the morning and then watching him blow the game the next day in the 8th and you're just like, oh, that was partially my fault.

[Marcus Parks]

I did, I shaped history. Hey man, that means you, that means you made it, dude. That means you made it, man. Yeah, man, but you know he's not going to make it.

[Ben Kissel]

It O.J. simpson.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. He's gonna be dead soon. And you know what'll be nice? We, we'll get to visit his grave. That's what I'm really looking forward to. Yeah. I'm like, does the knee dance? Yeah. You're like, oh, what else can you say about O.J. simpson? I think he's gonna make a shitty angel. Yeah, I do think, I guess he'll.

[Ben Kissel]

Be buried in Florida.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right?

[Ben Kissel]

They won't bring him back here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, he's lives in Vegas.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, I think he'd be buried in Vegas, in Florida for a little while.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He did. He's currently in Vegas.

[Marcus Parks]

His son lived in Florida. Oh, yes.

[Ben Kissel]

So now he's in Vegas and Casey Anthony hanging out in Florida.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, for a while. That's how he got away from Goldman for so long because he declared bankruptcy and then Florida was like kind of over. The Goldman family.

[Marcus Parks]

See, Florida is a great place for con people to live because they don't really care that the people they, the government doesn't particularly care about those types of rules and the police don't. So it's actually awesome if you're going to commit financial crimes. Florida is really where you want to be.

[Ben Kissel]

Or if you just want to be a general piece of shit. Like, like Florida's a. Okay.

[Marcus Parks]

I love, I still love it. I think it's got a heart that needs help.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Florida is one of my favorite places on earth. I don't think I'll ever live there again. But I, I, I wear it on my sleeve.

[Ben Kissel]

Oh, of course.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, it's great.

[Marcus Parks]

Like the police, they have to, they have to locate him. He has to keep his address available at all times.

[Ben Kissel]

Oh no. Texas is full of like absolutely horrible, horrible people and horrible places and terrible things happen there. But, but I'm always going to be from Texas. Yeah, that's just, it's just going to be the way it is. I've never. Am I ever going to fucking live there again? Absolutely fucking lutely not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Ben Kissel]

No way in hell.

[Marcus Parks]

All I know is you have a.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Good time when you go back sometimes.

[Ben Kissel]

Maybe every once in a while.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. When I go back to New York City to be on Saturday Night Live as a new up and coming comedian the whole city is going to miss. He's going to welcome me back. Yeah, they can't wait to have me.

[Ben Kissel]

Back an up and coming 40 year.

[Marcus Parks]

Old comedian one time on there. No, I'm hoping 45 50. Once I really mat I could get on that show and everybody could see what I got.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, you're gonna get on as musical guest.

[Ben Kissel]

Watch.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is my fart machine.

[Marcus Parks]

Whoa, cool. That's the thing when I'm in my 70s, maybe it'll be cool to have a fart machine then the new alphas will like that. The new zoomers for them.

[Ben Kissel]

I don't know. Maybe we should bring in a fart machine next episode. See if that spices things up a little bit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Very Leslie Nielsen of us.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, very Leslie Nielsen of us. What did he say about O.J.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was, said that he wished that, that O.J. on set was wonderful and he was a great, he was, he was a delight to be around. Great. And that the, it all looks very troubling. I saw an interview when he was promoting Spy Hard and the guy had the balls to ask him about O.J. which I really commend that interviewer Leslie Nielson about O.J. silver.

[Marcus Parks]

Simpson's murder rap while doing press for Spy Hard is incredible. And then he's just like, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He said that he wished O.J. would tell him what happened.

[Ben Kissel]

That's actually the best Possible.

[Marcus Parks]

You know, honestly, I just wish he'd fill me in.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Because it all sounds like quite the ruckus and I just wish Orenthal would call me and he just won't.

[Ben Kissel]

The surprising thing that I found today, I never looked at the dates Ed mentioned it. Naked gun 33 and a third. March 1994, the murders, June.

[Marcus Parks]

Bad rollout.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah. It didn't do well.

[Marcus Parks]

No, no.

[Ben Kissel]

I mean catapulted Anna Nicole Smith to stardom.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, it did.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, it did. It did very good for her.

[Marcus Parks]

I remember what it looked like. She had the wiener and now it is actually more of a transphobic moment. And that's what we're going to sit and really look at next time. Going to look at how comedy needs to be updated, doesn't it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Remember when they panned up and they were showing her legs and then she had like two sets of knees. That was always a good one.

[Marcus Parks]

That was a very, very good bit.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah. When she's distracting the Price Waterhouse guys. But doing the big.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

Going with her tits and you know, that was really fun. Yeah, yeah. Cuz she.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How's she doing?

[Marcus Parks]

We'll do that update next week. Eddie, hate to tell you it's not.

[Ben Kissel]

A funny ending, but patreon.com.

[Marcus Parks]

If you.

[Ben Kissel]

Want to see video, full videos and all kinds of other fun stuff, follow us on Instagram, tik tok at lp on the left. Check us out on twitch@lpn tv. That's twitch tv, lpntv. And go to lastpodcastontheleft.com for all of our live shows this year in North America, Europe and Australia.

[Marcus Parks]

Also, I love there's a quote that Anna Nicole Smith said that I still had it said and it really keeps haunting me where she said she's like, you know how they have those bumper stickers that say happens and you die? No. Happens and then you live. Wow. Yeah. Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She was a millionaire.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Ben Kissel]

Clown makeup.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, hey, you know, we'll see how she's doing next week. Thanks. Ain't everyone again?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hell, Leslie Nielsen.

[Ben Kissel]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's innocent.

[Ben Kissel]

Always. Always. I'm drinking fine and eating chicken.

[Marcus Parks]

This man's needs an enema for his worst, worst film. Thank you for enjoying the last update on the left. You can find other shows that you'll enjoy from the last podcast network on LastPodcast on the left dot com. See you there.