Last Update on the Left - Episode 9 - The Bridgewater Triangle Re-Examined (Live at Sirius XM)

Summary

Last Podcast on the Left — Last Update on the Left Ep. 9: “The Bridgewater Triangle Re-Examined” (Live at Sirius XM)

Date: November 14, 2025
Hosts: Marcus Parks, Henry Zebrowski, Ed Larson
Location: Sirius XM Live Recording
Theme: A comedic deep-dive re-examination of legends, cryptids, and crimes within Massachusetts’ Bridgewater Triangle, delivered with Last Podcast’s signature blend of dark humor, historical trivia, and absurdity.

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Episode Overview

In this spirited live episode, the LPOTL crew returns to the Bridgewater Triangle—a notorious 200-square-mile stretch in southeastern Massachusetts known for its weird blend of cryptids, UFOs, murder, and general paranormal chaos. The hosts revisit key legends, share newly uncovered oddities, and riff on the Triangle’s role in both true crime and American folklore. The live format lends extra energy and off-script shenanigans, revealing how the “sausage gets made” in real-time.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. What Is the Bridgewater Triangle? (02:46–06:01)

• Definition and Geography:

  • A 200-square-mile “paranormal and criminal hotspot" defined by the points of Arlington, Freetown, and Rehoboth in southeastern Massachusetts.
  • Associated with “bizarre, mysterious and sinister activities,” from cryptids and UFOs to tales of satanic rites.

• Origins:

  • Marked as a triangle in 1983, but hosts note hauntings go back centuries.
  • Frequent comedic riffs on the odd, often-mispronounced Massachusetts town names (Taunton, Rehoboth).

• Cultural Framing:

  • The area is believed by some to be cursed, a remnant of conflicts such as King Philip’s War, blending colonial history and supernatural lore.
    • “Some claim a so-called Native American curse is the reason why the area is so rife with both paranormal activity and murder.” (Henry Zebrowski, 07:44)

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2. Cryptids of the Triangle

A) Bigfoot Sightings (11:14–14:49)

• Local “Bigfoot”:
  • Sightings often boil down to “a large, hairy, seven-foot bipedal bear”—possibly just an actual bear.
  • The tale of Joseph DeAndre, who claimed a sighting in 1978 and has led local investigations ever since—without ever seeing Bigfoot again.
    • “Decades of goose eggs.” (Henry Zebrowski, 13:24)

B) The Mystery Cat (16:04–16:53)

• Mansfield Mystery Cat:
  • Described as “the size of a Great Dane,” but the body found (African serval) didn’t fit the bill. Police dismissed the connection.

C) Giant Birds & Pterodactyls (16:53–20:03)

• Pterodactyl Sighting:
  • Kristen Evans’ account of her car being struck by a giant egg, alleged evidence of a pterodactyl.
  • Hosts propose it’s more likely teens with emu eggs, but the legend persists.
    • “I don’t know much about birds, but I know they don’t shit out eggs while they fly…” (Ed Larson, 19:17)

D) Monkey Encounters (25:48–26:44)

• 1980 canoeists saw “orangutan-like” creatures on Lake Nip Island—believed to be “little red-haired, upright-walking” man-apes.

E) Puckwudgies (26:44–32:45)

• Mischievous, 3-foot-tall hairy hominids: can vanish, shapeshift, and lure humans to their doom.
• Their lore stems from Native American legends—originally jealous antagonists to the protective figure of Mouse Shop.
  • “Described as a hair covered 3 foot tall hominid with grey skin, large ears, and long fingers and noses…prolific arsonists, and they can sometimes lead humans to their deaths in Hamak Swamp.” (Henry Zebrowski, 29:43)
• Modern-day reported encounters — including a recurring character named Tim, whose two run-ins involved floating lights and unsettling parking-lot encounters.
  • “Tim had not one, but two encounters…but that’s all we know of him. His name was Tim.” (Henry Zebrowski, 33:45)

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3. UFOs and High Strangeness (45:38–52:35)

• Historical Sightings:

  • First major report dates to 1908 (“unusually bright lantern above the skies on Halloween night”).
  • 1979 Peak Sighting: Radio broadcasters see massive, multi-lighted craft overhead, described “as wide as five 747s” [47:54]. Multiple independent accounts follow.

• Abductions:

  • 2013: Jim Andre “blacks out at computer,” wakes five hours later with a mysterious tattoo—believes aliens abducted, branded him as “a tag.”
    • “It didn’t heal like a regular tattoo. It blistered when it healed and his skin peeled like a sunburn.” (Henry Zebrowski, 51:20–51:31)

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4. Satanic Panic, True Crime & Taunton State Hospital (53:06–62:54)

A) Satanic Murders & Moral Panics

• Carl Drew’s Cult:
  • Drew, a self-identifying Satanist and pimp, reportedly coerced sex workers into “ritual killings” (likely sensationalized) – infamous as the spark point for U.S. Satanic Panic.
    • “It was with these murders that the satanic panic officially began in America, making the Bridgewater Triangle its unholy birthplace.” (Henry Zebrowski, 57:07)

B) Taunton State Hospital

• Asylum Lore:

  • Built 1853, progressive for its time but later site of mass institutionalization, lobotomies, and cruel treatments.
  • Infamous resident: Jane Toppan, female serial killer (31 victims), notorious for fondling dying victims in search of their souls.
    • “Reportedly, Toppan fondled her victims as they died in an attempt to see the inner workings of their souls through their eyes.” (Marcus Parks, 60:06)

• Haunted Reputation:

  • Rumors staff conducted satanic rituals in the basement; “Smokey Man” and “Shadow Man” reported as recurring apparitions.
    • “He’s a little over 5 feet tall and consists of a smoky, hazy cloud in the shape of a man. He’s the Smokey Man. It’s all we got on.” (Henry Zebrowski, 64:44)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On The Live Show Format (08:38)

"You’re seeing all sorts of... you’re seeing, like, Hen throwing everything against the wall; you’re seeing me read everything. It feels really awkward. But it’s done. This is how the sausage is made."
— Marcus Parks

On Massachusetts Town Names (03:13)

“All of the names don’t make any sense. And they are never read as they are spelled.”
— Marcus Parks

On the Loneliness of Podcast Listening (09:01)

“Mainly you’re alone and no one’s holding you. No one’s... you’re not having sex, you’re not enjoying yourself... And so when you hear a podcast of other people laughing and having a good time in a room, you just realize how empty the room is that you’re in while you’re listening to it.”
— Marcus Parks

On Cryptozoology (15:17)

“Anywhere you see a Bigfoot, it is probably a bear with a skin disease.”
— Marcus Parks

On Puckwudgies’ Invisibility (29:43)

“The Pukwudgie is described as a hair covered 3 foot tall hominid with grey skin, large ears and long fingers and noses. Pukwudgies are mischievous little creatures who can vanish and appear at will...and they can sometimes lead humans to their deaths in Habakkuk Swamp, man.”
— Henry Zebrowski

On Satanic Panic’s Real Consequences (57:24)

“All of this dumb shit really does have wild consequences. It created a panic. It ruined hundreds of people’s lives. And it came from that shithead.”
— Marcus Parks

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Major Segments & Timestamps

• [02:46] — Introduction to the Bridgewater Triangle and its cursed reputation
• [11:14] — Massachusetts “Bigfoot”: Joseph DeAndre, skepticism, and local lore
• [16:04] — The Mansfield Mystery Cat and giant bird/pterodactyl stories
• [25:48] — Monkey/ape sightings at Lake Nip
• [26:44] — Puckwudgie legend, encounters, and humorous interpretations
• [45:38] — UFO waves; 1979 broadcasters’ sighting and 2013 abduction/tattoo story
• [53:06] — Carl Drew’s “satanic cult” and the origins of satanic panic
• [58:18] — Taunton State Hospital: history, hauntings, and Jane Topan’s crimes

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Tone, Style, & Standout Interactions

• Irreverent and Comedic:
  The hosts constantly riff, joke, and digress. Jabs at Massachusetts culture, mutual teasing, and absurdist asides keep things light even during macabre segments.

• Audience Integration:
  Occasional references to reactions from the live crowd (“You all giggled at Finger. You all giggled at it. I was being mature.” — Marcus Parks, 56:18)

• Meta-Commentary:
  Multiple moments where they deliberately “show how the sausage is made” (reading/writing, adjusting stories, and noting their editorial process).

• Dark Humor with Sensitivity:
  The hosts call out and reject the more exploitative sides of true crime and paranormal hysteria, contextualizing them within broader societal anxieties.

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Final Thoughts & Takeaways

• The Bridgewater Triangle remains a microcosm of American weirdness: A place where cryptids, UFOs, and sensationalized crimes blur the lines between folk legend, mass hysteria, and true crime.

• Unresolved and open-ended:
  The hosts stress that the region’s strangeness both feeds on and is fed by its own myth-making—there are always more stories, because people keep looking (and sometimes, keep inventing).

• Relevance of skepticism:
  While celebrating the folklore, the episode calls out the real harm caused by sensationalism, exemplified in the satanic panic.

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“It’s likely that the activity in the Bridgewater Triangle will continue for as long as people inhabit the state of Massachusetts.”
— Henry Zebrowski, [65:51]

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For True Believers, Skeptics, & Laugh-Seekers Alike

If you missed this episode, you’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a little about the haunted past (and present) of one of America’s weirdest regions—while peeking behind the curtain at how LPOTL makes its magic.

Transcript

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Marcus Parks]

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[Audience Member]

Oh.

[Marcus Parks]

Let's get comfortable.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Welcome to the last update on the Left, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for coming out here today.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm Marcus Parks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

With me is Henry Zabrowski.

[Marcus Parks]

Sure.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And put your hands together for Ed Larson, ladies and gentlemen, please.

[Ed Larson]

How you doing?

[Marcus Parks]

What's going on, my boy? Now, this is the first time we've ever done. Because we are just gonna do our podcast in front of all of you, which sort of feels like I'm taking a shit and you're all watching, but I do think that this one's gonna be good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think this is gonna be fantastic.

[Marcus Parks]

I think it's gonna be really good. Welcome to Last update on the Left. This is our first, like, you know, we're going back through old topics. We did a couple of these. We did a little touch of JonBenet Ramsey. That's a bad way to phrase it. Yeah. But we. We touched upon JonBenet RA on the show, and I. And I gotta tell you what, I think she's gonna be all right.

[Ed Larson]

Y' all hear the episode today?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. If you want to hear something real funny, is that we record these a little bit in advance. And on Monday, we recorded an episode, and we were right in the middle of it, and we're like, talking about this guy. We're like, watch this die this week.

[Marcus Parks]

Watch him die the second we hit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The second we. O.J. simpson dead today.

[Marcus Parks]

I finally. It took us to do this.

[Ad Host]

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[Marcus Parks]

Know, he's doing great in heaven. Him and Nicole Brown are enjoying themselves. Having a reunited. Is this hard to start? To start like that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, the update that we're going to do for all of you today is an old, I guess, potpourri episode. It's got cryptids. It's got UFOs, it's got murder. It's the Bridgewater Triangle.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes. The first ever American based haunted triangle that's not in Alaska, but Alaska is now new Alaska is a new triangle. Bridgewater Triangle is the old triangle from 1983.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Now weird. It's all. It's. It was born in 1983.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's been haunted for centuries.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. It's been fucked up forever.

[Audience Member]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. But then the guys didn't get there. Is it haunted? Unless a bunch of people get together and say it's haunted. Especially with a Tauntaun based accent. Taunton, Massachusetts, which I already can hear the fucking furious Massachusetts based emails for all of their weird counties and cities. And all of the names don't make any sense. And they are never read as they are spelled.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I thought that we got in trouble last time for calling it Taunton. It was. Or that we called it Tauntaun and it was supposed to be called Taunton.

[Marcus Parks]

It's Taunt.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's Taunton.

[Marcus Parks]

It's Taunt.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's not Tauntaun.

[Marcus Parks]

No. It's not Taun. Taun. No. I wish it was Tauntaun because then I would be right. But I did get. It's Rehoboth. You see that? That's the. That's the. The far right. Is that a right angle? That one? The Rehoboth, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I thought it looks like a fucking. Like a black metal band.

[Marcus Parks]

Rehoboth. It's not. It's a shitty city in Massachusetts.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, we covered the subject a ways back, but the Bridgewater Triangle is actually such a massive paranormal and criminal hotspot that we had to leave a lot of stories out of the episode. And we've discovered even more events that we didn't even hear about back when we did our Bridgewater series.

[Marcus Parks]

Also, if you follow the Bridgewater Triangle Paranormal Investigators YouTube page, you will see that during COVID I think a couple of them lost their main jobs and then haunting things within that. The triangle became their new main jobs. And they honestly, they seem to be really doing well. They are a lot of. There's a lot of methods in the Bridgewater Triangle.

[Ed Larson]

I think it might be all the wives getting together and starting all this stuff just so the guys hit the woods and get some hikes in.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah. It really does help for them to see a pine cone.

[Ed Larson]

The only thing keeping them alive is them searching for a skunk ape.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, to give a refresher, the Bridgewater Triangle is located within a 200 square mile radius with three points between Arlington Freetown and Rehoboth in southeastern Massachusetts. Since colonial times, it's come to be a hotspot for bizarre, mysterious and sinister activities. From cryptids to UFOs to supposed satanic sacrifices.

[Marcus Parks]

And they also remind you a lot on this YouTube channel that it is not just to the triangle. It does happen to bleed outside of the triangle to places such as. Or like all these other weird names I've never heard before.

[Ed Larson]

Doesn't that just make the triangle bullshit?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, just mean. Massachusetts is real up. It is.

[Ed Larson]

It's horrible everywhere.

[Marcus Parks]

It's just. Triangles are a fun, scary shape. We talked about this on the Alaskan triangle episode.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How many sides does a pyramid have again?

[Marcus Parks]

It has. We now know a pyramid has four sides and has a square bottom.

[Ed Larson]

First time I was right. It was so cool.

[Marcus Parks]

It was. It was true. But also pyramids, we know spiritually can be circles. If you're in the uk, spiritually, pyramid can be circles. You just have. You just have to allow that in. You have to stop fighting that information and just let it be real.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Nah, dude, Ed just solved it. It's a cone.

[Ed Larson]

A cone? Yeah, man. You've had ice cream before, right?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Holy. I'll be eating in a triangle. I thought only pizza was triangles.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, a circular is cone is how it goes. Fill it with meat. That's what I say.

[Marcus Parks]

That's. That's from your pretty faces going to hell. And that has already been co opted. Someone stole that bit. Chili cone, Gary.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, well, they used to do it back in the day at Disney. They had a waffle cone filled with meat. Chili. Yeah, they filled with chili.

[Marcus Parks]

They did not actually put chili in the cone. Yeah, they did.

[Ed Larson]

I don't know what you want from me.

[Marcus Parks]

Do they still do that?

[Henry Zebrowski]

They do pizza too.

[Marcus Parks]

They put chili on pizza?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, but they fill the cone with pizza.

[Marcus Parks]

Put pizza inside. But it's already. I guess you know, it's a bunch.

[Ed Larson]

Of cone themed restaurants.

[Marcus Parks]

We have de. Let's move on.

[Ed Larson]

The Bridgewater triangle.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

We have not gotten to any content. We have not gone to the show.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you want to talk about comb based meats, ask the guy with diabetes. Always know.

[Marcus Parks]

Hey, it's pre diabetes. It's the prequel. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Hopefully it never turns into diapheties.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, today some claim that a so called Native American curse is the reason why the area is so rife with both paranormal activity and murder. This curse supposedly comes from the brutal conflict known as King Philip's War that was fought between the Wampanoag people and the European colonists in the 17th century.

[Marcus Parks]

You know, should have fought harder against the King. Phillips War was Tom Hanks's people. Remember that fucking horrible movie, King Phillips.

[Ed Larson]

Who is it? Captain Phillips.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Captain Phillips.

[Marcus Parks]

Captain Phillips. Captain now.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, the one that took place off the coast of Somalia.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. What was the other one that he was like the politician, King Philip something.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think you're the Tom. Tom Wilson's war.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Great job.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not a goddamn thing to do with any of that.

[Marcus Parks]

We edit the show. We look back after we record a lot of times, and we edit things out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, that's the thing. You guys are seeing all sorts of. You're seeing, like, hen throwing everything against the wall. You're seeing me read everything. It feels really awkward. But it's done. This is how the sausage is made.

[Marcus Parks]

And to the future people listening to this, I know you guys love live recorded podcast episodes. Yeah, I know the audience absolutely adores them because what they love. Because a lot of times when you're listening to podcasts, you're listening. Doing something else or you're alone or. And you got a lot of stuff going on. Right. That is kind of like part of the podcast experience. And. But mainly you're alone and no one's holding you. No one's. You're not having sex, you're not enjoying yourself. You're not at a bar, you're not at an amusement park. And so when you hear a podcast of other people laughing and having a good time in a room, you just realize, like, how empty the room is that you're in while you're listening to it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Well, it's argued that the triangle itself was the reason why the conflict King Philip's wore was filled with so many beheadings and mass mutilations and such and such. And the strange happenings of the 20th and 21st century are simply a continuation of the triangle's influence.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes, the demonic triangles influence. Don't go near the trapezoid zone.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, inside the Bridgewater.

[Marcus Parks]

Don't want to go in there. You're gonna end up kissing a dude. Don't go to the trapezoid Zone, brother. You gotta get married to Sarah this weekend, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, inside the Bridgewater Triangle is an area called Hockamak Swamp. In this place, people have seen vicious dogs with red eyes, glowing lights, and ghost galore. In Algonquin, Hochomock translates to the place where spirits dwell. But in other contexts, it translates to mean the devil, hence devil's swamp. Now, this being a highly forested way.

[Marcus Parks]

What?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Feel free to Ooh, it off. Yeah. Be like, oh, wow. Actually, Marcus. All right, it's Huckamuk.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What did I say?

[Marcus Parks]

You're saying the O. You see, in Massachusetts, the only times they say O is when they're having sex with their father. See, they are. They never say those words. They say it's Hucamuk.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, it's. So I shouldn't say Haak. A mock.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Cause Hockamak sounds like the Iroquois name for a pit we all spit loogies into.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, this being a highly forested wetland, the Bridgewater Triangle has its own Bigfoot. Disappointingly, it does not have its own fun nickname. Like Indiana has the Big Muddy Monster. Virginia has the Wood Booger.

[Marcus Parks]

Have we never covered the Woodbooger?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I had never heard of the Wood Booger until today. Literally today. When I was writing this book, I.

[Marcus Parks]

Honestly thought I knew every single iteration of Bigfoot.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No Wood Booger.

[Marcus Parks]

How is he different?

[Ed Larson]

He's got allergies. Yeah, he's just a big Jewish guy with allergies.

[Marcus Parks]

That's not Bigfoot. That's my dentist.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, instead, Bridgewater just has a big foot. Large and hairy, described as looking like a seven foot bipedal bear. And to be fair, it could just be a bear.

[Marcus Parks]

It could just be a bear.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The Forest of Massachusetts black bears, they get to be around seven, eight feet tall.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And they hurt their paw. And they stand up. Right. And they walk around.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. They're taking a shower if they're out there, you know, you never know with a bear.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, they work in restaurants, too.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But in one case, this so called bear lifted the back of a police officer's patrol car while the cop was out on a call to investigate a complaint that the Bigfoot was rummaging around in someone's garbage.

[Marcus Parks]

I wish you could see the Bridgewater Triangle. Paranormal investigators talk about how this girl I knew, she. It's like, okay, all right, let me slide into it. Oh, you are either. Oh, you betcha there.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, you betchas.

[Marcus Parks]

The middle of the country. Jfk. Yeah. We're like, oh, come here, Maryland. Okay. Yeah, come here, Marilyn. That's what gets me into Boston.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Let me see a Maryland. But they talk about how their cousin's sister's father was the police officer whose Bigfoot messed with his car. And he said, I'm not going back to that bridge. Water. I can't do it. God damn it. I'm not going back to Bridgewater. He won't go. He won't go because he said that he was scared because he's afraid of his trunk getting messed with again. But I just think the guy was hammered.

[Audience Member]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, it's funny is that I don't have a single fucking story that actually occurs in Bridgewater.

[Marcus Parks]

No. Because it's the title of the triangle. It is not the location of the triangle, it's the brand.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Isn't Bridgewater outside of the triangle?

[Ed Larson]

There's three Bridgewater.

[Marcus Parks]

It's where you look at the triangle.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, it's the viewing station towards the.

[Marcus Parks]

Triangle on the triangle.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But even though it could very well be a really big bear that walks on its hind legs. The Bigfoot hunter that keeps the torch alive in Massachusetts is Joseph DeAndre who had his first encounter with Night in 1978 when he and his friends saw a dark haired Sasquatch on the opposite bank of a river. After that sighting, Joseph founded the Bridgewater Triangle Expedition team, or BATET for short. And he now leads frequent investigations armed with cameras and rifles. But since then, Joseph has never again seen another Bigfoot. Decades of goose eggs.

[Marcus Parks]

He has to meet with Batet and petite. He has a meet with these guys every fucking week after he saw Bigfoot one time. Everybody has to meet back up with Joe each week and be like, are you sure? Are you sure this is where you saw the Bigfoot there? And he's just been like, I know, I was here. I know. You know, then no one does anything. They better get food. Food or something.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, man.

[Ed Larson]

You know, the guys at Batet have big tits.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Even now, Even like I said, the magic of editing. Now, even if this Bigfoot is really a big black bear, it still tracks. With Bridgewater being an odd place when it comes to wildlife.

[Ad Host]

Sure.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because a gigantic bear is not the only abnormally large animal animal to be spotted in the area.

[Marcus Parks]

And to be fair, they're now saying that a lot of Bigfoot sightings there's like, did you guys see the research that they talk about how the. The sightings of bears with mange? Like this kind of type of mange that affects bears. Like it. It definitely is in the Pacific Northwest. It's in Florida. It's in where anywhere you see a Bigfoot, it is probably a Bigfoot with. It's probably a bear with a skin disease.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right.

[Ed Larson]

Finally figured out close the case on that one.

[Marcus Parks]

But the thing is, is that I a normal occurrence. I also feel like there's probably a man of the mountain, but there's other animals inside of the Bridgewater Triangle that definitely don't belong there. Unless they were Released by, like, a member of the Celtics when he was done with it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, there's a massive cat. It's called the Mansfield mystery cat.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, it's a scary mystery cat.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

It asks its questions three, and all of the answers are all, I'm chicken, please.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm the mystery cat.

[Marcus Parks]

The mystery is, I have sex with your family.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's said to be the size of a Great Dane. Big fucking cat. Whoa.

[Marcus Parks]

That's a big cat.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Oh, big cat buddy.

[Marcus Parks]

Big cat buddy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, it was thought that the mystery of the mystery cat was solved in May of 1993 when someone found the headless carcass of an African serval cat. But police themselves dismissed the theory. This ain't the big cat because the serval only weighs about 30 pounds.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, that's a big cat. Exactly. Lost five pounds. Now, it's not just cats, though. There's other types of animals that there aren't. Now, one of my favorite phenomena, as you guys know, is I love large birds. I love. But I mean bigger than normal birds. And I love when people see quote, unquote, dinosaurs. Now, and there's something about the Bridgewater Triangle that for some reason attracts pterodactyls. Now, I have a good clip from a lady. Now, this woman, I want to say is a. I'm not going to say she's not shopping. Seduced by the Bridgewater Triangle paranormal investigators. But I think that she is. I don't know, she's involved.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Flirting.

[Marcus Parks]

She's flirting like there is some kind of. There's a. There's a tension. There's a sexual tension here.

[Ed Larson]

I think it's just finally, someone didn't think she was crazy.

[Marcus Parks]

I mean, this woman has yelled this story several times at a wawa for certain. So here it is. Kristen Evans tells her story to Westbridgewater Community Access about her pterodactyl sighting late.

[Ed Larson]

One night in the town of Abington.

[Audience Member]

One night, I was driving down the street and something hit my car. And to my shock, my entire windshield was covered in, of all things, yolk. And there are pieces of shell about this big all over my car. The next morning, my mother said, you're never going to believe what happened last night. My friend and I were sitting outside in the backyard when all of a sudden we started hearing crashes. We ran out and Kristen, we saw a pterodactyle.

[Marcus Parks]

They saw a pterodactyl.

[Audience Member]

Of course, I was like, what are you talking about? She's like, it had dangly legs. It was massive. It was Crashing through the trees. The trees are still broken if you want to go see. So that happened around 10 o'. Clock.

[Marcus Parks]

And when long does this story go on?

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then after that, you know, Tuesday's trash day.

[Marcus Parks]

So we looked and I saw claw marks or by the recycling and there was no way because Marty, he puts that out on Wednesday. No, it's a bad story.

[Ed Larson]

But I don't know much about birds, but I know they don't shit out.

[Marcus Parks]

Eggs while they fly, you know, what do pterodactyls do also? Was it a weaponized movement by the pterodactyl against this woman?

[Ed Larson]

I know that they had a lot of lost emus around there. It was probably just some kid picking up an emu egg and throwing car.

[Marcus Parks]

I don't put past the youth of Inner Massachusetts of egging this woman with a bunch of em eggs. I don't put it past them. But I look at the size of this egg. Oh my God. Hit that lady's car with his eggs. You know what's for his suit eggs. It'll come windshield. You get an accident, you kill a family. Yeah, it's very possible. Or pterodactyl.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Pterodactyle.

[Marcus Parks]

Or it's man. Can you imagine if it was just a guy in a hang glider and he got caught out there.

[Ed Larson]

He's just literally got a basket of emu.

[Marcus Parks]

Somebody help me. Is there anybody here? I see you there. That pterodactyle can talk. Fly from your grave.

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Cement mobile.com but besides bears, cats and the occasional obligatory big bird, strange animal noises have been heard around the shores of Lake Nip. Nip A nicket AKA Lake Nip. Let's stick to Lake Nip, which lies within Hamak swamp.

[Ed Larson]

There people have reported name things like fucking idiots.

[Marcus Parks]

I think it's, there's a lot of allergies there. I think it was a lot of old Native Americans with allergies just naming shit after making noises in their sleep.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Lake Nip people have reported frequent monkey noises. In 1980, several men traveling in a canoe saw little creatures milling about on an island in the middle of Lake Nip. Although they saw them from a distance, these were not Bigfoot sized, but were closer to red haired orangutans who walked upright like men. The travelers paddled to the island to look for them, but found nothing.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh man, I was for that trailer for the new the Kingdom. The Planet of the Apes. Looks good.

[Ed Larson]

It looks phenomenal.

[Marcus Parks]

Them all in that island just being like, do you know there are places outside of here where humans play baseball like we do? They're like, what? Yes, yes. They leave it. They make cheesesteaks just like we do on this island. Our island.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But out of all the mysterious creatures and creepy cryptids that have been seen in the Bridgewater Triangle, none have reached the infamy of one of Henry's favorites, the ever lovable Puck Wedgies.

[Marcus Parks]

Man, the Puck Wedgies are still probably my top five Cryptids. I love them because.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Top five, what's. How long is your list?

[Marcus Parks]

Because I, I still like, I think Bigfoot's probably still the, the number one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

You know, Flatwoods monster. Sexy. We know that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

You guys seen a lot of the fan art of the Flatwoods monster. Very sexualized.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

I also like, I like Mothman because no one believes him. And then I also like. Well, even though we're getting sued over it, have you seen this shit? Yeah, we know, it's just like we had to change. So you know, we're changing Mothman Red Eye blend. We're changing it to the butterfly dudes. Blue eye blend. This is gonna be fun. I think you guys are gonna like it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I was pretty proud of Butterfly, dude.

[Marcus Parks]

I think it's gonna be good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

The Mothman people came for us.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, the a.

[Marcus Parks]

There's a Mothman economy that we did not know we were fucking with.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And then all of a sudden the Mothman people arrive and they're like, you think you can come take our Cryptid fucking money? And I was just like, how much is it? They're like, we made $19 last year. And I was just like, but what are you talking about?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It wasn't even West Virginia Mothman people. It was Ohio Mothman people.

[Marcus Parks]

But we now know Ohio's the new Florida.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God, man.

[Marcus Parks]

How much?

[Ed Larson]

That's so crazy. They're taking the Mothman from us.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. What?

[Ed Larson]

If they really respected the Mothman, they wouldn't take his identity.

[Marcus Parks]

They put Statue of Liberty on condoms.

[Ed Larson]

That's right.

[Marcus Parks]

You mean to tell me we're gonna allow the Mothman to be taken from us? The statue? Is that true? Am I what I just said?

[Ed Larson]

What the stat. I don't know.

[Marcus Parks]

I just believed you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I took it as fact.

[Marcus Parks]

But once you get down. All right, we'll skip this legal conversation. But then, yeah, then I like the puck wedgies. They're up there because they're representation of my people.

[Ed Larson]

I don't think we need a condom. That's like, give us your tired, you're weak.

[Marcus Parks]

I think some of us.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Definitely going to be using a lot of huddled masses.

[Marcus Parks]

The condom for the huddled masses. Are you dirty at the Port Authority? Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I got. Once I once got offered a blow job at Port Authority. It was awful.

[Ed Larson]

It was awful.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It was 6am I was waiting near the Ralph Kramden statue. Cab driver walked up to me. So what are you doing this morning? I'm like going to Washington D.C. for a show. He's like, do you like movies? I'm like, what kind of movies? The kind they play right over there. You like Blowjob?

[Marcus Parks]

Yes. Right? You like Blowjob?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Normally.

[Marcus Parks]

Normally, if you were going to ask.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just told him I gotta bust a catch. He's like. And then walk away. I got a feeling it was a numbers game that day. The pukwudgie is described as a hair covered 3 foot tall hominid with gray skin, large ears and long fingers and noses. Pukwudgies are mischievous little creatures who can vanish and appear at will. They can shape shift into animals. They shoot poison arrows. They're prolific arsonists, and they can sometimes lead humans to their deaths in Habakkuk Swap, man.

[Marcus Parks]

It'd be cool. Hang out with a bunch that's like. That would be the best crew to hang with.

[Ed Larson]

Whammies.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What, like in a Press your luck. Yeah.

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[Marcus Parks]

The whammy is a puck wedgie.

[Ed Larson]

That's right.

[Marcus Parks]

I didn't even think about that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There you go.

[Marcus Parks]

Let me look that up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, the Puck wedgie death lure is a light called the Tepe Wonkas, which are souls of humans they've killed. These human souls are used to kill more humans, which are then ensnared and used to kill even more humans. Still, the origins of the Pukwudgie legend began in parallel to the giant Mouse Shop who always made the Pukwudgies jealous because he could get along with the Wampanoag people while every effort the puck wedgie made to help humans backfired.

[Marcus Parks]

That's why you shouldn't help for people help people. The number one that don't ask you for it, it don't help them or don't give if you don't have extra right. And then also too man, don't extend yourself for people who won't extend themselves to you. These Puckwudgies are wise.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so the Pukwudgies gave up and decided they would instead play the tormentor to MAU Shop's role of protector. Now, at first, they were just annoying. So Mouseop collected as many Pukwudgies as he could and scattered them across New England so they wouldn't be as much of a nuisance to human.

[Marcus Parks]

Now they work the tolls. Give me a cornice, you little fucking.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But when the Puckwudgies returned, they did so with a vengeance. Instead of just hiding shoes or chasing away deer, the Puck Wudgies showed back up and just plain started murdering people. Started kidnapping children, burning villages.

[Marcus Parks]

Dude, where's my Puck Wudgie movie? Puck Wudgies vs.

[Ed Larson]

The Cops. Oh, my God. Puck Wedgies are cops.

[Marcus Parks]

Man versus the Chuds.

[Ed Larson]

Dude, that's a fucking movie.

[Marcus Parks]

Save it. Next year, March Madness.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In response, Mouschop sent his five sons to deal with the now murderous Puck Wedgies. But Mouse up sons were lured into tall grass and were shot dead with magic arrows. Enraged, Mouse Shop crushed as many Pukwudgies as he could underneath his feet. But many escaped and later regrouped. They tricked Mouse Shop into the water, where he drowned, and the Puck Wedgies have ruled the Bridgewater Triangle ever since.

[Marcus Parks]

That'd Be a cute Pixar movie. Like, I think that's like a fun dark movie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I feel like you're part Puck Wedgie.

[Marcus Parks]

Is he in the back? Yeah, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

And the front? Unfortunately, yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

I mean, I'm not waxing. I don't care what the polls say. I don't care what the emails from Biden say. I'm not waxing my back.

[Ed Larson]

Now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Once European colonists arrive and were told of the Pukwudgie legend, they believed it wholeheartedly. Except they filtered the story through their own cultural lens and reclassified the Pukwudgie as foot soldiers of the devil. The very hand of Satan itself. And hence the legend lived on in New England amongst the whites for centuries. And there are still people in modern times who have reported encounters with these evil little creatures. In one example, a paranormal enthusiast named Tim actually had not one. But that's all we know of him. His name was Tim.

[Marcus Parks]

I had a source once deep within the government. Tim. He told me everything, how I could catch the bus. Thank you, Tim.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Tim had not one, but two encounters with these creatures, both in the woods and without. One evening, as Tim was walking in.

[Marcus Parks]

The woods, Tim was walking.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He encountered a br. Floating light. Being an enthusiast of the paranormal, he excitedly took out his digital camera and tried taking a snapshot.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh yeah, I love orbs. Oh, hell yeah. It's an orb. Oh, is that my grandfather? It's an orb.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But the orb suddenly disappeared and reappeared 30ft away off the path in the thicket.

[Marcus Parks]

Yell flat with me there. Or you flirt with me. I'm Tim. People respect me around here. I give people secrets.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now obviously this is one of the dead souls that I mentioned earlier.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But perhaps unaware of the story of the Puck Wudgies leading men to their deaths in the forest, Tim followed the light.

[Marcus Parks]

All right, that orb. I'll follow you back to your home. It's simply because I'm lonely.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Soon enough, though, he sensed that something was wrong. Tim sensed that something was wrong.

[Marcus Parks]

Tim always does when something is wrong.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But when he returned to the path, he found a two foot tall man walking towards him.

[Marcus Parks]

Hey, how you doing? I heard a lot about you. Let me ask you something.

[Ed Larson]

You like blow jobs?

[Marcus Parks]

I do love a blow job. And he's one of my favorite activities. Outside of looking for the Puck Whiting.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Tim ran in the opposite direction. So the figure turned back into the thicket and disappeared.

[Marcus Parks]

All right. Guess some guy doesn't like blowjobs. I'll go fuck a rabbit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A few years later, Tim Was in the parking lot of a grocery store. But we're still quite close to the woods.

[Marcus Parks]

I see you, woods. I'm over here. I'm buying milk. As soon as I'm done purchasing milk, I'm gonna be open side of you, triangle.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was in the car waiting for his friend.

[Marcus Parks]

Weird. Like we had the parking lot conversation the other day. It is kind of strange, like just hanging out in a parking lot. Unless. Unless you're getting a blowjob and you're in a. And you're sitting in a parking lot. That's suspicious.

[Ed Larson]

You ever go tailgating for nothing?

[Marcus Parks]

That's called drinking and driving. You getting pulled over? Just tell. I'm just a mobile tailgate.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Actually.

[Marcus Parks]

And in Massachusetts they let you go. If you sing the song, they let you go.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, Tim was in his car waiting for a friend. When he saw that the friend was in the grocery store. His friend was picking up like milk or something.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, I thought he was like meeting the friend to go sit with him alone in the car.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no, no, he's outside. I guess I gave the context clue. If he was in the parking lot in front of the grocery store, I.

[Ed Larson]

Just assumed he was buying drugs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That also happens in the parking lot of the grocery store. Not a bad guess.

[Marcus Parks]

I love orbs and cocaine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, that is when Tim saw the same small figure in his rear view mirror.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Hey buddy. I knew it. Fun.

[Audience Member]

Ya.

[Marcus Parks]

I knew you'd sit long enough for me to suck your dick.

[Henry Zebrowski]

As the puck wudgie stood there staring, Tim's car turned on by itself and the radio cranked up to full volume.

[Marcus Parks]

Short people had no reason.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So people, completely forgetting about his friend, Tim stepped on it and hauled ass out of the parking lot as fast as he could. As far as I know, that was Tim's last encounter with a puck wedgie.

[Marcus Parks]

What about the friend in the groceries?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Fucking left his ass behind.

[Marcus Parks]

He just comes on out that pucky sitting there. You know, I met your buddy Tim, and he wasn't that into blowjobs. But I see you've purchased a lot of candy and maybe you might be interested in a blowjob. Give me a milky little piece of shit. You know, actually I could go for a blowjob. Actually, I'm going through a divorce. I'm going through a divorce with my wife. You little man. You could suck my dick.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dick.

[Marcus Parks]

Come with me to court. Support me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In another story, a man named Bill Russo was out walking his rottweiler named Samantha at midnight.

[Marcus Parks]

As you do. Very fancy name. For a rottweiler.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Samantha.

[Marcus Parks]

This is Samantha. She'll bite your dick off.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, he did that every night because he worked the late shift at his job. Yeah, but on that particular night, Bill took a different route. And as they walked, Samantha started quivering and shaking. Then Bill heard a high pitched wail.

[Marcus Parks]

Saying I want you. I want you. Kiry kiiiiiiii.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Perfect punch wuggy. Up ahead, underneath the streetlight, Bill saw an erect figure.

[Ed Larson]

Pudgy indeed.

[Henry Zebrowski]

3Ft tal belly, more like a wedgie, walking towards.

[Marcus Parks]

Hey, I don't.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It was also naked, but covered in hair, 3 to 4 inches long. So obviously he could see his dick and bone.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah, it's true. But honestly, it's warm out, these are my clothes, I'm a buck watchy man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's interesting to think about though, is if he has three to four inches of hair, but he could see his dick and balls hanging out.

[Marcus Parks]

Five to six inch long dick, that's the thing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But for a three foot tall creature, that is a proportionally massive cock.

[Marcus Parks]

It's a demon.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Demons do have big dicks.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, or he could have been older.

[Ed Larson]

And he's got the long balls.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, that's the thing.

[Marcus Parks]

You know that war work Davis is packing, right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Really?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like how many?

[Marcus Parks]

Like, well, packing how many?

[Ed Larson]

But he has like penises.

[Marcus Parks]

No. Yeah, he's not bringing them in a case. I'm saying he has a large penis.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How many inches is, is it like, like a weird like Holden dick?

[Marcus Parks]

How do you know? You told me. Yeah, no, he's just got like. He's Warwick Davis, but he's got, he's got an Ed Larson on him. Ah, I see, so it's like a standard.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Got gigantic balls.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes, you got a standard penis. But he's small.

[Ed Larson]

Good for him. That's how he's working so long.

[Marcus Parks]

I actually think that would keep you from working.

[Ed Larson]

You think so?

[Marcus Parks]

You're so confident. Why would you need to act? If you have a huge penis, you should do anything but act. You should be president, should be a professional baseball player.

[Ed Larson]

Anything else slide too much in baseball?

[Marcus Parks]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Buckwhegies. Now Bill Russo for some reason thought that perhaps because of the creature's height, this was a hairy child.

[Marcus Parks]

That was his first thought. Yeah, just another freak. That's a hairy child if I've ever seen one. Oh my God. Go to sleep, child. Slate.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But as it walked towards him, he realized that it was old and it was speaking to him. It kept repeating over and over again, I want you.

[Marcus Parks]

I want you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was saying I want you. If you didn't get it, the cadence became more insistent.

[Marcus Parks]

I want you at lunch.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And the creature began beckoning. Bill.

[Marcus Parks]

At lunch, eh? You. I talk to you. I don't talk to him. I talk to you. The dog can watch your job. Trying to seduce me, you hairy child. I know you got the hair of an older man, but your boy, well, terrified.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Both Bill and the dog turned around. They didn't run home. They speed walked home.

[Marcus Parks]

Let's get out of here. Samantha. This is too good to be true. That is the only way I can do a Boston accent. I can't do any other variation on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It besides just Kennedy, but that's great. Reportedly, Bill returned to the spot many times, but never saw the creature again.

[Marcus Parks]

He was so freaked out. Why would he go back?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, you know, sometimes you get a little something kind of scares you at first, but then you get curious.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Having sex with a small hairy child. That's what happened with Father Mike, who was my priest, but he just never went all the way, way through with it because I guess I just wasn't forward enough.

[Ed Larson]

I can't tell who's the coward in this situation.

[Marcus Parks]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, the cryptids are all well and good, but we need one more ingredient if we want to call the Bridgewater Triangle a semi permanent full on flap. We need UFOs. And luckily the Bridgewater Triangle is full of them.

[Marcus Parks]

You see, I do think of all of the, the domestic triangles. They do have the most, like, I don't know if you'd say recorded activity, but they have a ton of witness accounts and people talking about like, fires on Lake Huckamak, you know, like, and Lake Nip. They would see these weird, like, flames and there's a lot of different, like, you know, ghost lights. If you do listen to these paranormal investigators, which I do think a lot of it is fueled by grain alcohol, Mountain Dew and math. But they, but their hearts are in the right place. Place. Yeah, but they're seeing stuff.

[Ed Larson]

There's lots of people seeing the same thing, right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, for the most part. I mean, there's variations. Okay. Yeah. You could argue that maybe they're just telling the same story to each other. It just gets bigger and bigger each time. And, you know, maybe they just saw some weird at night.

[Marcus Parks]

But don't ruin the magic of the Bridgewater Triangle.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, the sighting started in the 19th century, but the first notable sighting came in 1908 when two undertakers driving a carriage saw a quote, quote, unusually bright lantern above the skies on Halloween night. The hottest time for UFO sightings in the Bridgewater Triangle, however, was the 1970s, when seemingly the entire country was awash in both UFO sightings and general paranormal activity.

[Marcus Parks]

I wonder how this lines up with Mothman time periods.

[Henry Zebrowski]

About 10 years after 15.

[Marcus Parks]

Let's move on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The most famous Bridgewater UFO sighting occurred in the spring of 1979, when two radio broadcasters, Jerry Lopez and Steve Sibracchia, were on their way to Raynham, Massachusetts for a night at the dog track.

[Marcus Parks]

Completely innocent night.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Radio DJs going to the fucking dog track in the middle of the night.

[Marcus Parks]

I can smell that. Yeah, just like morning DJs at the night dog trap.

[Ed Larson]

I don't like to watch a race as much as I like to eat them.

[Marcus Parks]

That's why I always bet on the loser.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, as they were driving, Steve saw an incredibly bright light just over the tree line. And the light only grew larger as it got closer to the car. The two broadcasters stopped the car and watched as a series of bright lights blotted together in the shape of an arrow and passed overhead in a formation that was, by Steve's guesstimate, the width of 5, 7, 4, 7, wing to wing.

[Marcus Parks]

Say it properly. 5, 7, 4, 7.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wang.

[Marcus Parks]

No, Wayne.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Jerry, however, remembered it being shaped like a baseball home plate with a series of lights on it and something like a cord was dangling from the craft, shooting off sparks. But they both said it was so close that they could throw a rock and hit it.

[Marcus Parks]

That was not the only. The other case that we covered with shitting UFOs was the Bigfoot UFO flap in Pennsylvania.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, the Pennsylvania bigfoot flap in 1973. Yeah, I remember that one. The craft then.

[Marcus Parks]

I just was like, market, remember it. Shooting ufo. Good work, Henry. Locked memory.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, the craft then continued hovering over a field for a minute, then took off. And over the course of the next week, there were a series of sightings reported by other people in newspaper and radio stories. And it was only then that Jerry and Steve came forward with their own account. One of the strangest UFO stories out of Bridgewater, however, came in 2013 with a man named Jim Andre. Jim said he was on his computer at 9:15pm when he suddenly blacked out. And when he woke up, he was in the same chair, but five hours had gone by.

[Marcus Parks]

You mean every time I'm in a hotel.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A nap?

[Ed Larson]

I took a nap and it's scared.

[Marcus Parks]

It's gotta be UFOs. This is an extension of somebody's why they missed a bar mitzvah. They missed something big.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He stood up and tried gathering his thoughts when he noticed an intense burning sensation on his right forearm. When he looked down, he saw a tattoo that resembled an Aryan Gray, which is a hybrid I'm not familiar with.

[Marcus Parks]

Has anyone heard of the white power parrot called the Aryan Gray? What is the Aryan Gray?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I tried Googling it too.

[Ed Larson]

Is it a Nazi alien?

[Marcus Parks]

I've never heard of a bird, the African Gray.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like a nose? No, not a bird, like a gray alien. Not like a fucking parrot, you idiot.

[Marcus Parks]

We're talking about UFA alien. You went bird? I wish.

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Bird.

[Marcus Parks]

I thought that that was like an Aryan grain. I thought it was like a bird that you could teach the sigile. Like I thought it was like a parrot that lived forever.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You thought that a guy got abducted by a UFO and he woke up with a bird tattoo?

[Marcus Parks]

Literally. That's what I read. I thought I was like, oh, must have some. That's why I thought, oh, that, that's super real. I'd be like, that's crazy. It's not a margarita film. That's also just as crazy as the aliens tattooing themselves. Cuz number one, that's revealing who did it. Mystery's gone. If only they did it to JonBenet Ramsey, we'd know what happened to her. That's just the truth. He's just like, oh, who did this to me? Jam? Oh, I see right there, it's this racist bird.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But the thing about the tattoo is that it wasn't bleeding as tattoos usually do immediately after they're done. And it didn't heal like a regular tattoo. It blistered when it healed and his skin peeled like a sunburn.

[Marcus Parks]

Like it was a brand.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And to this day, Jim is convinced that he was abducted and for some reason tattooed by aliens that night.

[Marcus Parks]

Does he continue to have the tattoo?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know. I don't have his number.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, he was tagged, you know, like.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, like when we catch. Yeah, we catch a bear, we put a thing in its ear. It's the same thing.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, but normally they don't have like somebody from Brooklyn and they're doing like stick and poke tattoos most of the time. It's like a weird indiscriminate piece of metal that's put in the back behind your nose or it's like put in your knee cap or put inside of your, like your tit flesh where it's like this guy. That's true. Yeah, but the. I'm looking up Jim Andre Racist bird tense. When you say an Aryan Gray, you mean entirely white gray?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I mean an Aryan mixed with a gray alien. It's.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, it's an alien with a swastika. On its forehead? Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like a nor. I guess it would be more like a Nordic gray.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Does that make more sense to you?

[Marcus Parks]

Thank you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, there's a lot of ooky, spooky stuff going on in the Bridgewater truck, granted, but there's also an inordinate amount of murder. And in the Triangle it tends to have an occult edge, or so they say. Now we here all know that the satanic panic was just that it was a moral panic. And the massive coordinated groups of so called devil worshipers who impregnated women just so they could sacrifice the babies didn't really exist. But that doesn't mean.

[Marcus Parks]

That'S what I was looking to apply to next.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That was going to be my retirement. But that doesn't mean that there weren't killers who used the concept of Satan to give their murder a bit of kick. Guys like Richard Ramirez. In that same vein, you had a guy named Carl Drew who was a Massachusetts pimp and self identified Satanist. It was said by witnesses that Carl Drew entrapped sex workers and held them in his thrall by involving them in satanic cult activities and threatening violence, possibly sacrifice, if they rejected his so called protection.

[Marcus Parks]

All right, my sex workers for Satan that I have brought from various locations across the country to hang out in my living room. We're going to play Cranium and we are going to get to the end of Cranium or I will murder you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

When confessions that were in all probability coerced, but still a good story. Anyway, these women said that Carl Drew made them watch as he performed ritualistic human sacrifices in a log cabin in Freetown State Forest. You know what he called the log cabin?

[Marcus Parks]

What?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Carl Drew's cabin.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow, man. Evil as hell. What happens in there?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Supposedly one of the sex workers, Robin Murphy, shifted from observer to participant. And that's when another sex worker, a woman named Karen Marzen, went to the police. She called Carl the devil and said that she expected there to be consequences for going to the cops. And indeed there were, as Karen Marzin was murdered and supposedly sacrificed on February 8, 1980. Who knows if the ritual part is true, but the forensics did tell the story of a brutal murder.

[Marcus Parks]

There's something about a man with a mullet calling himself a Satanist in the middle of Massachusetts that I just, just don't believe them. And there's like, they always kind of say that it's always like a guy who kind of looks like Carl from Aquatine who's just like, you know, Mike War. Kind of has the. I used to be a Satanist, but, you know, now I'm. I'm different. But it's like, have you seen Satanist? This is the crowd of Satanists. Like, they look like this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, this crowd is far too attractive to be Satanist.

[Marcus Parks]

Hey. Hey. You see there? There were some disappointed frowns. There are people. You guys look.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well. Marsden's hair and fingernails were pulled out, her head was beaten with stones, and she was finally killed when Carl snapped her neck. Once she was dead, Carl allegedly persuaded Robin Murphy to slit Marsden's throat. Carl then removed the head, and observers said that they kicked it around like a soccer ball. Finally, Carl had sex with the headless corpse, carved an X on its chest, and smeared Karen's blood on Robin's forehead. Does it hit differently when you get to look me in the eyes when I say this shit?

[Marcus Parks]

I told you all we should have played Cranium.

[Ed Larson]

They did play Cranium.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, my God, I forgot. One more round of Cranium.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But before Marsden's mutilated body was even found, Robin confessed to the police and fingered Carl for both that murder. Murder and one before.

[Marcus Parks]

You guys all giggled at Finger. You all giggled at it. I was being mature.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it was a test to see how many people are. Yeah, I do it all the time. Like when I say titular. Yeah, to see if he giggles, of course. And he always does.

[Ed Larson]

He 69 Carl for the murder.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, others testified that they were present at the murders or were told about the murders by Robin or Carl. But all have recanted their testimony in the decades since, saying that their testimonies were coerced. And besides that fact, they were all on a lot of drugs at the time, so maybe the memories weren't all that great.

[Marcus Parks]

We were on crazy drugs. Ibuprofen. I took an Aleve and I killed those women. I don't remember.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But even if all the satanic ritual sacrifice stuff was embellished or completely fabricated, which it probably was, it was with these murders that the satanic panic officially began in America, making the Bridgewater Triangle its unholy birthplace.

[Marcus Parks]

All of this dumb shit really does have wild consequences. Yeah, like something happens like. Like that is legitimately, like, it created a panic. It ruined hundreds of people's lives. And it came from that shithead.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it really did. And it just came from people paying attention to the fucking Bridgewater Triangle.

[Marcus Parks]

We should have been hunting for buckwhudgies. Everybody that was in there killing people, they would had so much more hanging out with and looking for puck wedgies.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Well, staying in the realm. Staying in the realm of reality. We spoke extensively on our original series about taunton state hospital, which is a mental asylum that also sometimes housed the criminally insane. And it's located smack dab in the middle of the bridgewater triangle. Built in 1853, Taunton was state of the art for its time. Time. Its 40 buildings had running water, a sewer system, central heat, and full ventilation.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

So it must have been a really nice place for all the people inside.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Of it, kinda, at times.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

When they weren't getting, you know, plunged in ice baths to try to shock them out of their mental illness.

[Marcus Parks]

Honestly, I could use it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I could do that to you today.

[Marcus Parks]

Let's try it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Come over.

[Marcus Parks]

Come on. Let's fix me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So this attention to what we now consider basic human rights came from progressive quaker policies in which the mentally ill were no longer just chained to a wall and left alone as they had been for centuries and centuries. They did, however, still do lobotomies galore. Throughout the 20th century, some of the patients at taunton had genuine mental illness, but some were there simply because they were promiscuous, outspoken, poorly socialized, or they masturbated to the point where it was a noticeable problem.

[Marcus Parks]

How do they lock up half of massachuset? Take a lap. Take a lap.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. For that, you get claps, not laughs. But the most famous resident of Taunton was a woman or Taunton mental hospital.

[Marcus Parks]

Taunton.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Taunton was a woman who. No, I'm gonna say Taunton.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Say Taunton.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Yeah. At this point, the most famous resident of taun was a woman who absolutely deserved to be there. She has one of the highest body counts of any American female serial killer that we know of. 31 people. And her name was Jane topan. Reportedly, topan fondled her victims as they died in an attempt to see the inner workings of their souls through their eyes.

[Marcus Parks]

Women are fucked up. I didn't know that about serial killer. Obviously, men do horrible things, but it's actually nice to hear.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

A woman fondles the soul.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Get the last guy we talked about cut off a woman's head and fucked the corpse. And you're getting weirded out by a.

[Marcus Parks]

Woman going, you know what he's saying?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like, pinch into fucking cheeks. And you're like, women are weird.

[Marcus Parks]

It's because if I met Carl and he said he did all that, I unfortunately, I'd be like, seen it, buddy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

People do it all the time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Been there, done that. But with this. This makes you feel icky.

[Marcus Parks]

No.

[Ed Larson]

It's fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm just saying it's great for women representation.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

You have a theory, you stick to it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And unlike many female serial killers, she admitted to experiencing a sexual thrill from watching patients be near death, recovering, and finally dying, which is pretty much edging. But with murder.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

In one case, Topan poisoned a family's housekeeper. So it would appear that the housekeeper was drunk. Topan's plan was to get the housekeeper fired and take her place. And when the plan worked, Topan moved in and killed the whole family.

[Marcus Parks]

Holy shit. How have I never heard of Jane Topan before?

[Henry Zebrowski]

God, I don't know.

[Marcus Parks]

We should do this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, we're gonna.

[Marcus Parks]

This is a big episode.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, we're gonna do Jane Tapan. We're gonna do the. The satanic murders that we talked about earlier. I got, like, four episodes.

[Marcus Parks]

This. Awesome.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Well, Topan died in Taunton at the incredible age of 84. Wow.

[Ed Larson]

They always last so long.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She beat out Ed Gein's life in a mental hospital by seven years.

[Marcus Parks]

And he loved the mental hospital. He loved it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Yeah. He was 77. But, you know, women live longer, less stress. Now. Like many mental hospitals in America, Taunton closed down the Asylum Wing in 1978.

[Marcus Parks]

Now all you go out into the Triangle. Get out there, you crazies. Enjoy the woods.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it continued to be used by the state to house juvenile delinquents and, more recently, recovering substance abusers. But considering how it was indeed an insane asylum, it's just as haunted as any other insane asylum. And it has the added bonus of rumored satanic cult activity due to its location in the Bridgewater Trail Triangle. See, it was rumored that the hospital was actually closed because the staff were taking incapacitated patients into the basement to conduct satanic rituals. And several patients were sacrificed when the devil would appear.

[Marcus Parks]

No, I'm not here. I'm just here for Covid. I. No, please don't. I'm not crazy. You go on the slab. This is my friend. He's watching.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, this isn't completely outside of the realm of possibility. Fucking Jimmy Savile did this in the UK all the time.

[Marcus Parks]

It's real.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Reportedly, there's still bizarre demonic markings on the basement walls.

[Ad Host]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Think about. We do have to do Jimmy Savile at some point.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We don't have to do anything.

[Marcus Parks]

He used to sleep in the morgue with all the bodies. And then he would go, and he would.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ah, God.

[Marcus Parks]

And he would shower at the hospital. Hospital. Like, he'd stop just to go Shower at the hospital with the small hairy children.

[Ed Larson]

He was an idea man.

[Marcus Parks]

He a bad idea man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He did have a lot of ideas.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

A lot of energy. When you ever see somebody that old still jogging, think about it, be like, what are your other hobbies? What are you trying to keep what you need all this stamina for?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, one staff member said that as he stood on the last step of the staircase before entering the basement, he was hit by an incredibly vivid vision of devil worship, complete with auditory hallucinations of drums and chanting along with the smell of smoke. The vision stopped as soon as he stepped back, and he quit Taunton the next day. Staff members have also said that they've seen an apparition that they call the Smokey Man. Oh, he's a little over 5ft tall and consists of a smoky hazy cloud in the shape of a man. He's the smoky man. It's all we got on.

[Marcus Parks]

Have you met that smokey Man? For the puck wedgies.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Others experience something they call the shadow man, who sometimes appears as United.

[Marcus Parks]

Know what?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Shadow.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, it's a shadow man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And sometimes he appears fully formed. Consistently, though the apparition is described as definitely a man. It's a man, but his face is obscured and he always appears in the corner of a residence room and stares directly at the terrified patient.

[Marcus Parks]

Why don't you sleep? Go to sleep. Go the fox sleep. I can't do what I'm gonna do while you Thanks. I want to do together for sleep and so keeps passing through Ah. I just want to fondle and touch.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm just a shadow man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so considering how there are actually many stories that I didn't even talk about in this update.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, dude.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So many.

[Marcus Parks]

Many. There's a lot of shit in this triangle.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's likely that the activity in the Bridgewater triangle will continue for as long as people inhabit the state of Massachusetts. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.

[Marcus Parks]

We did it. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow.

[Marcus Parks]

This is the first time we've ever done a straight up live podcast like this. And I think we did fine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We did fine. No, seriously, We've never done a live podcast like this ever.

[Marcus Parks]

I feel like news nude.

[Ad Host]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

I normally choose to be nude on stage, but I feel like when Natalie sees me try to get in the tub, like that kind of nude.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Like. Which is a. Too. Too nude.

[Ed Larson]

You know you did naked comedy before.

[Marcus Parks]

I know, but it's.

[Ed Larson]

And the same guy kept showing up every week.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, I remember that. You sat like that. Honestly, I love a fan yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, I've seen you naked on stage a couple dozen times, but it's.

[Marcus Parks]

Weird is that when I'm using my body as a weapon, I don't feel nearly as vulnerable as this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I know. This is weird. I'm gonna go home and take a shower.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Because I feel like. But it's nice. So I'm glad you hear. I could. I trust you all. Yeah. I trust you all and I'm glad that you were here for this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. I can tell by your T shirts.

[Marcus Parks]

And if you're listening to this in your car right now, I'm sorry you didn't have any fun today. I'm sorry that you got a live podcast episode and you probably were like, oh, you know, and because you're gonna. You'll be mad, right? About getting it.

[Ed Larson]

Just get some fucking ice cream and get over it.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, man. Go buy some bullets and think about how you want to use them. I said ice, but I did say. I just said bullets because, like, what's nice about is that you can just. That you can think and you can write names and ideas on the bullets.

[Ed Larson]

You need a good pen, though.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes. Uni Sharpie. Yeah, yeah, Thick Sharpie. Cuz then to me, that's all. Sometimes I just get it out of my system and then I take those bullets and I throw it out in the trash can in front of the middle school. Just cuz again, the kid. It's just so they. It's out of my hands.

[Ed Larson]

Investigate him, not me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They go right down the middle and say, just go home and masturbate. Good night, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much.

[Marcus Parks]

You're all angels in disguise. Hail Satan.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And now we come to the point where I believe we exit first. Goodbye.

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[Marcus Parks]

As we walk through you, we walk through this crowd. Oh, should we do like. Do we need to do like plugs and stuff? Do we have to go like, hey, well, you've just listened to the last podcast stuff. Do we have to do like that? We do it on the show? Nah, we got our bosses here just to go like. And yeah, you can see more like the last spot.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Go to patreon.com podcast on the left. You want to see us do this live?

[Marcus Parks]

If you want to go see us.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Live, go to LastPodcast on the left.com to go see all of our live dates. And if you want to follow us on Instagram or tick tock, go to.

[Ed Larson]

LP on the left.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.

[Marcus Parks]

Good night. Yes.

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[Marcus Parks]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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