Side Stories: Atomic Wedgie

Summary

Last Podcast on the Left: Side Stories – Atomic Wedgie
Episode Release Date: March 26, 2025
Hosted by: The Last Podcast Network (Henry Zebrowski and Marcus Parks)

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Overview

In this gripping episode of Last Podcast on the Left, hosts Henry Zebrowski and Marcus Parks explore a series of bizarre and chilling true crime stories, culminating in the peculiar case of an atomic wedgie that led to a fatality. Their blend of dark humor and in-depth analysis provides listeners with both entertainment and unsettling insights into some of the most unusual criminal cases.

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1. Objects on the Road Series

Timestamp: [06:12] – [09:38]

The episode kicks off with a discussion about a strange wave of crimes in Bennington, Nebraska, where large objects like flat-screen TVs and children's bikes were left obstructing roads. Drivers who swerved to avoid these objects encountered Spencer Rademaker, whose erratic behavior and eventual arrest signaled the end of this unconventional spree.

Notable Quote:

• Henry Zebrowski at [07:37]:
  "His face, his mug shot is what you'd call cosmically dumb."

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2. Ghost Adventures and Aaron Goodwin’s Divorce

Timestamp: [09:38] – [15:55]

Henry and Marcus provide updates on Aaron Goodwin from Ghost Adventures, revealing that his wife, Victoria Goodwin, has filed for divorce amid allegations of plotting to kill him. They discuss the involvement of criminal Grant Amato and speculate on the implications for Aaron, blending their trademark humor with the gravity of the situation.

Notable Quote:

• Henry Zebrowski at [11:22]:
  "She’s coming to kill you. This is not a person that she’s just a lady."

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3. Execution Methods: Idaho and South Carolina

Timestamp: [16:00] – [29:31]

The hosts delve into the controversial return of the firing squad as a method of execution in Idaho, contrasting it with the problematic lethal injection protocols in South Carolina. They examine the logistical challenges and ethical dilemmas surrounding capital punishment, all while infusing their discussion with dark comedic undertones.

Notable Quote:

• Henry Zebrowski at [24:04]:
  "I prefer to be shot to death. Death with a super soaker, whenever."

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4. Ingested Earrings Case

Timestamp: [29:22] – [31:22]

A bizarre incident is discussed where a man swallowed a pair of $770,000 Tiffany earrings during an attempted theft. The podcast explores the medical repercussions and the absurdity of the crime, highlighting the lengths to which individuals might go in moments of desperation or criminal intent.

Notable Quote:

• Henry Zebrowski at [31:09]:
  "If you shop at Tiffany's, you might be buying poo poo earrings without you even knowing it."

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5. Kimberly Sullivan’s Captivity Case

Timestamp: [32:17] – [42:00]

A deeply disturbing account of Kimberly Sullivan, who is accused of holding her stepson captive for over two decades in Connecticut. The story outlines the horrifying conditions inflicted upon the stepson, including severe malnutrition and psychological torture. The hosts critically analyze court footage and discuss the complex dynamics of prolonged abuse.

Notable Quote:

• Henry Zebrowski at [38:10]:
  "Remember that every single time you. If you ever hear a kid or anybody in these scenarios talk about stealing food, it's because they're not eating."

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6. Atomic Wedgie Fatality

Timestamp: [52:19] – [73:57]

The focal point of the episode is the unusual case of Bradley Davis, a Marine veteran who fatally wedged his stepfather's underwear over his head, resulting in death. The hosts dissect the mechanics of an "atomic wedgie," the alleged staging of the crime scene to appear as self-defense, and the legal consequences Davis faces. This segment combines horror with humor, examining the senselessness of using such a humiliating and violent act to end a life.

Notable Quotes:

• Marcus Parks at [52:25]:
  "Marine veteran kills a stepfather with an atomic wedgie. We love it."
• Henry Zebrowski at [54:08]:
  "He has murdered him by ignorance."

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7. Dubai Porter Potty Conspiracy Theories

Timestamp: [73:00] – [83:10]

Wrapping up the episode, Henry and Marcus delve into the realm of conspiracy theories surrounding the so-called "Dubai Porter Potty." This alleged extreme form of sex trafficking involves horrific acts under the guise of luxury parties for the ultra-wealthy. The hosts compare these rumors to confirmed cases like Jeffrey Epstein’s, questioning the veracity while highlighting the disturbing nature of such claims.

Notable Quote:

• Henry Zebrowski at [70:55]:
  "If you never hear, you never see how real this is."

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Conclusion and Upcoming Events

Timestamp: [85:00] – [End]

The episode concludes with the hosts sharing updates on their upcoming live shows across various locations, encouraging listeners to attend for more darkly humorous and engaging content. They balance the heavy themes discussed with light-hearted banter, maintaining their unique blend of comedy and true crime exploration.

Notable Quote:

• Henry Zebrowski at [82:10]:
  "That's what I do. I get up every day."

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Final Thoughts

This episode of Last Podcast on the Left seamlessly weaves together a tapestry of true crime stories, each more bizarre and unsettling than the last. Henry and Marcus’s ability to blend dark humor with thorough analysis ensures listeners remain both entertained and informed. The episode's highlight, the atomic wedgie case, stands out as a testament to the podcast’s unique approach to exploring the macabre and the absurd.

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Stay tuned to Last Podcast on the Left for more enthralling and unsettling true crime stories, delivered with a side of dark humor.

Transcript

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Marcus Parks]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Marcus Parks]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Marcus Parks]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Marcus Parks]

Plus, get delivery in as fast as 30 minutes. There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast on the left side stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Love it. All right, we're rolling. Oh, yeah, I can't. We can't even start with singing, Elvis. I think you can sing. You can sing it, but you can't play it. Yeah, God forbid. I mean, especially Elvis. Oh, no, we'll. We'll get shot. Oh, yeah. Oh, Mr. Zabrowski. Oh, you've been served.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, Austin Butler, you ain't nothing but a pound dog. Speaking of getting shot.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, that's because.

[Marcus Parks]

Why?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because I be in jail.

[Marcus Parks]

No, the pound. You know, they kill the dogs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, great.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, we. We'll start with something else immediately.

[Henry Zebrowski]

To the dog murder. As soon as we start. As soon as we go. Hey, hey, hey. It's me, Austin Butler. It's your best friend. Hey, I'm not Elvis.

[Marcus Parks]

You're not in. You don't have to stay in character. You've already been nominated for the Oscar.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is me. Pr. This is me. Hey there, bubba. Hey. Listen, I just going to tell you something. Ed Larson.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. What?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is that your name?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, it's my name.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, that's. Congrats, You've been served.

[Marcus Parks]

Served?

[Henry Zebrowski]

What? Yes. Oh, suit. Copyright infringement.

[Marcus Parks]

Copyright infringement.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I just got. You just got Butler.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, well, Butler, you should have been fatter when you died in that movie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, they wouldn't let me. I. I had to go into. I was doing a movie called Skinniest Man Live right after that film, but at the same time, I was like, can I talk like Elvis, though? And they said, I don't think you can do anything else. All of a sudden I was like, oh, you're right, Bubba.

[Marcus Parks]

How did you feel about Priscilla making out with Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun movies?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm going to tell you the truth. I got as hard as a candy cane. Something else in else. Try. I. I'll tell you what. I'll say the original Elvis Wayne, it wasn't much of a cook, but Austin Butler, he's a bit of a Dr. Cookenstein. He enjoys him welcome side stories, by the way. That's it. This is your host, Dr. Cuckenstein. Yes, Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting with the. They're my. Actually Dr. Cuckenstein's monster.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

My wife. Quit begging me. Ted Larson.

[Marcus Parks]

I can't believe they let the monster get marri.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They asked him and they rejected because the love couldn't be made. First of all, love can't be born in a lab, even though human meat can. So can bacon. We learned a lot about this right before the show. But we talked about this before.

[Marcus Parks]

Bride of Frankenstein. She's not even in the movie because.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She knows he's gay. Oh, Frankenstein's monster is canonically gay.

[Marcus Parks]

Is that true? Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm saying it right here.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. Frankenstein's monster. Frankenstein's monster. Yeah. He's a hound. Oh, Frankenstein. Mr. Heinrich. Rick. Frankenstein is ready to my friend. He is ready out there. Well, it says here, according to Google AI, of course, there's no explicit statement about Frankenstein's monster sexual orientation and Mary Shelley's novel. But if you see the scene with him and the blind man, the. The little bit of affection and sexual tension, I would even say is that it seemed as rife with sexual tension.

[Marcus Parks]

Now, is it Frankenstein Frankenstein Frankenstein or Frankenstein Frankenstein bears?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Don't do Mandela effect with me. We already. You yelled at the Mandela effect, man. Do you remember?

[Marcus Parks]

I do remember. It was fun. Nothing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wait, what does it say? What is the original pronunciation according to Frankenstein, Frankenstein.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, it's Frankenstein.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Frankenstein, Frankenstein. I think it was just a Mel Brooks bit.

[Marcus Parks]

It's a Mel Brooks thing, I'm pretty certain.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So Eddie's back. He just did his highly invasive first leg of his highly invasive comedy tour. That's the name of it.

[Marcus Parks]

Not invasive species. Highly invasive.

[Henry Zebrowski]

His. That's his tour and his comedy is highly invasive.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes, we check your panties as you walk in the door, but you do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Have to fill out a questionnaire beforehand. You do have to say yes to it beforehand. But that's just because the venues are on top.

[Marcus Parks]

That's right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But we have. Before we get into talking about your.

[Marcus Parks]

Adventures, I was nice also in. You know, Hernie was wonderful. Had a great experience.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, great. In Huntsville. Hernie Von Braun was so happy to be brought out on stage. He's still working on that tight 25. Ernie von Braun has some choice things to say about the town of Huntsville. And we here at LPN apologize for everything that he said to you to your faces about the town that you lived in. But we had a great time and that was just the blast. But we have so many updates, we have so much bullshit to get to. So let's just jump right in. Number one, our Object on the Road series. Right. So we have covered on side Stories of all the types of crimes that go unlooked at by the police in this country. We here at Side Stories have our fingers inside of the pulse of this one style of crime. Objects in the road.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And for those of you who don't maybe remember, but I believe that this was in Southern. This was in Nebraska. What, what happened? A rash of objects that were left in the road wasn't the size of a child's bike. One was a flat screen television, one.

[Marcus Parks]

Was a child's bike.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Pretty certain.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This a. A people would be. They would swerve out of the way in the middle of the night only to be confronted by a young man that had been sitting, watching and waiting, asking to see if they needed help or a ride somewhere.

[Marcus Parks]

You okay?

[Henry Zebrowski]

You guys okay? You okay?

[Marcus Parks]

You wanna. My car.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, you're okay. Hang out my car and I'll tell you. Guess what, man, they found him. We thought that for a while because you remember then he called the newspaper, he called the. He called. I believe it was First Alert six. Yeah, that was covering this Bennington outside of Bennington, Nebraska. And he said, please stop covering this in a super awkward way. Now we can actually see awkward face. And he is exactly as we thought he would be. His name is Spencer Rademaker. Now Spencer Rademaker, he is. He'll hear the only way you could look at it. His face, his mug shot is what you'd call cosmically dumb. He looks like a person. That is, yes, he is a bit simple, but also life is unfolding at such a speed that it's coming at him. Like, you know when they jump through the time holes and shit like in Star Wars.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like everything is moving at a thousand miles an Hour to this man.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. It doesn't look like he can't read, but it looks like he chooses not to.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I won't read. Yeah, I specifically won't. And so he. This young man, it seems he has called the. Tried to get people to stop investigating this crime.

[Marcus Parks]

Took three months to get this fucking guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Three months. And they said that they had a. I guess they had tags on. They had like they were following him. He was on a list of suspects. We're not quite certain what was the piece of evidence that brought him in. It might have been himself. Because again, I don't think Spencer Rademaker is a verbal. What's his name? I don't think he's a Kaiser Soze.

[Marcus Parks]

No, no, no, no.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, I think that this. I don't think he's the mastermind. So he is now.

[Marcus Parks]

No one died.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No one died yet. Well, now he's in jail.

[Marcus Parks]

Now he's in jail and people can die in there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We'll see what happens. He might die in there. Yeah, he's just. He does seem strange. He said so, but yes, we'll see. We'll see how he turns out.

[Marcus Parks]

I wonder if he's gonna like put stuff in the hallway of the jail.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cells if he does that. Honestly, if we could get a word to his lawyer if he does that. That's how you get out of this. You keep pressing commit to the bit. If you. If you obstruct alleyways in the prison, they're gonna know this is just what he does. Yeah, he's like a beaver, but a man. Everywhere he goes he builds a dam. And it's just because he needs to keep busy.

[Marcus Parks]

He's a beaver buddy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's a beaver guy.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. That's all.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's all he is. Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And you can tell because of the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Tail and his buck teeth and his doe like empty eyes. Oh, yes.

[Marcus Parks]

Education level.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, yes, yes. He has the same college degrees that one can get as a raccoon.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. But you know, we can give this story an old. Got him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Got him. And you know who to thank for that. Side stories. Yep. Did it again. Another fucking criminal.

[Marcus Parks]

We will not rest until the streets are clear of bicycles.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But then anybody else could travel. All knows. I don't care what you believe in. Now that was one update. Another update we have. I wanted to bring this up the last time. Is that with the Ghost Adventures. Oh yeah, our friend from Ghost Adventures.

[Marcus Parks]

Your friend.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, I actually didn't know him very well. Yeah, Aaron Goodwin, this guy from Ghost Adventures. We now know that his wife plan to whack him.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I believe her name is he. Victoria Goodwin. Victoria Goodwin. But the reason why I wanted to bring this up is that I missed a fact that wasn't covered when this story first broke. Okay, first of all, did you see this super sad post Aaron Goodwin did?

[Marcus Parks]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Posting that he's now divorcing her, obviously.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And it's just this emoji.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, I come on. Face emoji. It's a happy people, 40 and over.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's the happy face emoji with the little hands. Yeah, that. He's just saying. He's thanking everyone for their love and support.

[Marcus Parks]

Why are the hands in the. In the. In the emoji?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It makes no sense.

[Marcus Parks]

I've never seen anyone gesture like that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Don't kill me. That's what that is.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Please don't kill me. And so the. His wife who used to be lovely, now we know she's evil. She was talking.

[Marcus Parks]

She might have never been lovely.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, you're right, Eddie. Except those pictures.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, she did look. She had a smile in it. And it didn't look too crooked.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, they did. Technically. They did the thing that everyone does, which is like. I think people always even hit too hard on. The Instagram's just a highlight reel. It's like.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, of course it is. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't want to put my sad shit on Instagram.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, you want to see me struggling for Facebook. Exactly. That's where it's for. That's where emotional problems are. Wow, she's still on there.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Delay. The wife's still on there. What was the last thing that she just said here? Lions don't concern itself with the opinion of. This was a long time ago. Yes, but that is the way that's.

[Marcus Parks]

Her lifestyle 135 weeks ago.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But still, that is the. You. If you see this, just know this, fellas, if you're married or. And I'm sorry, this is specifically for the fellas. If. If you're in Cishet, if you're going and you got a wife or you got a girlfriend, if she posts any sort of square that just says a lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep. You're gonna get killed.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's coming to kill you. This is not a person that. She's just a lady. This isn't. You know, she's not the. She's not fighting the war.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Shot fighting Russia.

[Marcus Parks]

And frankly, I'm sick of all this anti Sheep. You know, rhetoric.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sheep are technically strong, but they're gullible.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, they are gullible. But you know, there's. They. They give us clothes. We have mutton.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. You can rail the out of one if you're lost in a field.

[Marcus Parks]

Lovely vagina. Human penises. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're very valuable.

[Marcus Parks]

Supposed to treat these animals like. And we don't want to be these animals.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right. Now we're in the woods. Now we're like a lost sheep. Now we're like a lost sheep. Wandering through the bush.

[Marcus Parks]

She could wish her vagina was like a sheep.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This isn't about the sheep. Sniffer was about the sheep. I'm sorry he brought sheep into it. But this guy.

[Marcus Parks]

Pretty faces.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I do. They do. I think sheep are angelic.

[Marcus Parks]

You have a lipstick on it. You can kiss them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You can do anything you want to a sheep if. If you're alone with it.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, but.

[Marcus Parks]

And in the horny for sheep.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. In Scotland or if you're a farmer. Yeah. So Victoria Goodwin was talking to a very specific person she was talking to and the person that she. These texts came back and forth about planning to kill her husband were with a young man by the name of Grant Amato.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

For those of you that are unfamiliar Grand Amato is Skeletor's kid. He looks like if Skeletor's kid was a bubble boy. Like he is a. The most. He's allergic to morality. That's what he looks like. Grandmatto is such a piece of shit. So just for just real quick paraphrasing of his crimes. He was already in jail. He's a famous criminal. He killed most of his family except for his brother. I believe it was mom, his dad and his other brother or his sister. He murdered them because he gave the entire family's life savings. He put the family in millions of dollars of debt. Just sending money to an only fans lady. Oh that. If you have this reaction to. There's like a whole thing too. If you watch it. You should watch the explore with us. I think it's on Grant Tomato. Yeah, it's a great. It's a up sad story, but this is a guy that. This is the last. I'll tell you what, Victoria Goodwin. This was the last guy you should have been hitting up for advice. Okay. Because he got caught. He got caught.

[Marcus Parks]

It's interesting.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's bad with money.

[Marcus Parks]

Go after criminals in prison for advice on criminal. Being a criminal. They already got caught.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that she knows that he's enough of A weak willed human being that maybe that he could figure out something for her. I don't know what she thought, but she started talking to this guy, but he gave a bunch of money to this only fans model. And if you look at. But there's a, there's a call in this story in IWU that if you see Grant Amato, it's a, it's. Or it might be undreading. There's a very. The whole story of it that the video that people have to see is him talking to the only fans model when he's trying to be like, I have to break up with you. My dad says they're cutting it off and I have to break up with you. And I know. I love you. I love you so much. And this woman does the best. Oh, oh, no. Sorry, puppy. Like she could. She's one of five guys that have killed their families. Just sending her money. She's just like looking out a window going, oh, no. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no.

[Marcus Parks]

Thank you for everything.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah. He's just like, I didn't stop the call. I didn't gang up the call. And so that's just what I wanted to add. He. The big update really is the fact that Aaron Goodwin is divorcing her. So he's already said, all right, enough's enough. He still says that I. He was blindsided and he just loved his wife. And that is really, really sad. And that's what you really got to be careful for when you are. And I mean this, guys. And a lot of you out there. I saw it in Huntsville. I seen Atlanta every time I go. A lot of us. And I'm proud of you boys are punching outside of your weight.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, a lot of you guys got hotter people than you deserve. And you just have to remember that.

[Marcus Parks]

Sometimes that they'll kill you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They will. And that they're not innocent just because they're cut than you and that you need to check in.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. You really need to make sure they 1000% love you before you get the life insurance.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's the key.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right. And also, you know what I, you know what you do what you know, I've been doing. Now I'm going to try this when I get my health insurance.

[Marcus Parks]

Push ups.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No sit ups.

[Marcus Parks]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no jumper jacks. Nope. No. Change the beneficiary every month.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, that's nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Go in. Change it to somebody random.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Somebody famous that's like just, just, just.

[Marcus Parks]

Like someone who's got too much money.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just like every once in a while and then just be like, I don't know if you want to. I don't know if you're ready to cash out this month, because right now, if you knock out old Henry Zabowski, it looks like George Knapp. George Knapp receives all of this, so you better be careful. Right? They said they could. They could insure me up to $7,500. So that's all going. George Knapp's pocket.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, my God. This dude, like, looks like a GH Hunt.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He. Yes, he does. He is. He's Ichabod Lame. Come on. Come on, you pieces Idiots. That's grand Amado. Aaron Goodwin is not. Aaron Goodwin is. He's a fine man.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Goodwin's cool, and he doesn't deserve that happening to him.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes. I wish that his wife didn't try to kill him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Me too. Except at the same time, I hope that it frees him up to some awesome coochie coo from some people that feel really bad for him.

[Marcus Parks]

Has anyone talked to the. Like, what. What channel are they on? Ghost Adventures? Travel Travel channels. Anyone? Talk to the executives of travel channels, See if no comment traded this whole thing?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No one said. No, no, no, no.

[Marcus Parks]

Make a ghost that only for their show, Eddie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That only makes the show more expensive. That's the last thing I want to do.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, I mean, what, to kill this man? And then they can. If you could hunt his friend.

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Marcus Parks]

Can I ask one more question about the last. Please, I'm sorry to interrupt. No, Is, is the guy D'Amato, is he gonna get Amato? Amato, is he gonna get in trouble? Like, are they gonna extend his sentence?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I. I have no idea. He's in, he's in for three arrested. He's in there for three consecutive likes.

[Marcus Parks]

So it doesn't even matter.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's just there. Yeah, I think that he thought. Because I think some places you can get a conjugal visit, there are certain places you can maybe get one. You can swing one.

[Marcus Parks]

I don't know if that's happening anymore after what happened this week, but death.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Row, they do that quite a bit. Sometimes they do that, they allow you to do it. We talked a little bit about. We don't want to talk about this. But also, you know, congrats on the state of Idaho getting their firing squad back.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah, no, ID's going full firing squad.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But the. But I do found what I found interesting about that story was the fact that they still have to build the facility for it.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. $750,000 to build like a room with bulletproof walls, I guess.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I feel like. Or is there. But why not doing.

[Marcus Parks]

Is there not enough land in Idaho?

[Henry Zebrowski]

How cool would it be they should.

[Marcus Parks]

Do with a potato gun?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, dude, think about this. You go into a room, you get to choose the guns. Oh, right. So what you do is. I think that's what it is. The first things you walk in, you have to rent the gun. You have to go to the gun kiosk where you go and you rent the gun for the afternoon. And then you go into the other room. And then I think there is a cockt hour. And then they have the. Then he's presented, then they do the service.

[Marcus Parks]

The cocktail hour is when they do the lethal injection.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But they were saying that apparently lethal injection was not. It was no longer considered a viable option because they've been having so many problems with it.

[Marcus Parks]

The last guy having trouble sourcing the drugs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's just. Not only just sourcing the drugs, but also apparently they believe that it's more cruel and inhumane.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, yeah, because the drugs were being made by people who don't make actual drugs for humans. They're made. Being made by people who make like Windex and shit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, it's also the main issue was that they were discovering that the people were suffering quite a bit before they died. And also that people that were administering the. The lethal injections were fucking up quite a bit. Like one guy they said, apparently took eight turns to try to find the right vein and all this stuff. And then he's getting. They like paralyze you first. So you're sitting there all paralyzed, but you can still experience everything. And then you're obviously going to be experiencing a great deal of pain. And so that's the reason why they're saying o. But a firing squad is so much more like, it's. It's more. And you die instantly, quote, unquote. But you still got the. You know, you can put the blindfold on, you got to smoke a cigarette, you got the guy there. I don't know if they do the thing where everybody, like one guy has a bullet, like everybody does.

[Marcus Parks]

Smoke a cigarette. I want to smoke a turkey. Yeah, Take some time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, fry a turkey. Super dangerous. You don't want to get any water in there. You got to be really careful. I prefer to be Shot to death. Death with a super soaker whenever.

[Marcus Parks]

You know, I end up murdering you in Idaho, I hope they give me the firing squad instead of, you know, lethal injection. Why I think lethal because I think the firing squad's way more humane or why am I going to murder you?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Probably because of my ever traveling health life insurance, beneficiary status.

[Marcus Parks]

You never know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You don't know. Yeah. You have to wait.

[Marcus Parks]

I gotta get a guy in there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah. And find out when it could go to you.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, simultaneous fire. South Carolina execution in South Carolina. Yeah. Three show three shooters fired live rounds.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Is it true that one person has a blank?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, that's what they're saying is that they got three people with bullets. So you just get shot in the head.

[Marcus Parks]

So there isn't like. But then there are four people and one person is a blank. And so they don't know. No one knows if they were the one who actually killed him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that guy just gets. Gets. I think he gets to pop a champagne bottle.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And the other three just shoot the guy and they just go. Yeah. We never get to do this.

[Marcus Parks]

Hell yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

What kind of gun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's sitting right there.

[Marcus Parks]

What kind of gun would you like to be killed with?

[Henry Zebrowski]

AK47.

[Marcus Parks]

Hell yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Shred my corpse. If you want me dead, you need to kill every inch of me has not enough. She'll be dick first. Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

They use a.30 caliber rifle.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. So they really blow you up there. But you know, we don't believe in the death penalty here.

[Marcus Parks]

No, no, no.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it might be happening to talk about it might happen to Chad Daybell and seems like it don't like him anyway, so.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I am not. But I would fight for you, Chad Day Bell, to sit your fat, dumpy, pale ass in jail for the rest of your filled life. Because nothing would make me happier than seeing you get beat to death on the pickleball court just like that almost happened to Scott Peterson.

[Marcus Parks]

Really?

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's just like. We don't even want to get into that. But Scott Peterson got into a huge fight on a pickleball court in jail.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which is also. I can't even imagine just pickleball in jail. Pickleball. Can you imagine? Reach jail.

[Marcus Parks]

Dude, how has it gotten that popular?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I've seen it. Did you think they do Ms. 13 versus Aryan Nation? Like, do you think that they do full on like nation of Islam versus. Is there.

[Marcus Parks]

Is there a Jewish longest yard?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is there a Jewish jail gang?

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah. But they're in the white collar.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it's like. Oh God. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, they didn't like his. They said that his pickleball style was annoying.

[Marcus Parks]

Interesting.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

I mean I could only imagine. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So.

[Marcus Parks]

And there was the guy who murdered his wife during a conjugal visit recently too.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It does happen. Yeah, no, no, it happens.

[Marcus Parks]

I don't. I feel like conjugal visits might be on their way out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that they are heavily monitored and they are very rare. It used to be, especially in the California penal system, they viewed it as essential to a death row inmate stay. And so it was viewed as they used to get 48 hour to 72 hour stay ins where someone would come in and Because California used to actually not believe in the concept of like the most extreme prison natures. Even though we had Alcatraz San Quentin, we had all the bad ones, but it's still like they, you know, la we kind of cared for a little bit.

[Marcus Parks]

Almost.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Almost. So we got some real. Oh, one last update. I know you guys have been waiting with a lot of updates today but one last update. I know you guys been waiting on how this news was going to turn out. They got the earrings back. Oh. So the man that.

[Marcus Parks]

So they went through and he's alive.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. They didn't him out seven hundred seventy thousand dollar pair of earrings from Tiffany's. He swallowed them after fooling them. He told them he was a member of a basketball team. He got in there, he ran away with the earrings and swallowed them. He. This man has been handcuffed to a gurney in a hospital for two weeks. This is completely real. And they have been apparently what I learned. I got a great email from a nurse that says essentially if it gets past your esophagus, it's going to come out of you.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So if it gets past your. That's the real bad part is your throat and your esophagus. But if it can get to your stomach, it can largely come out of you.

[Marcus Parks]

Wow. So what they basically get surrounded by Probably.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Essentially.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so they have to. So they. Apparently when we heard about this, it had already passed through his esophagus and it has been sitting in his stomach waiting for it to come through his intestines. And it just did. Poo Poo Monday. They all knew that Poo Poo Monday was coming and they got him and they sat with a bucket.

[Marcus Parks]

I just wish it took so long.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. I mean it's thick.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. But it came out. And you know what? Good for the good for them getting it back. But we really need to know how much are the earrings now?

[Henry Zebrowski]

They. According to their sources, they've been cleaned and put back into circulation.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, so they're not even going to let people know? So any. So if you shop at Tiffany's, you might be buying poo poo earrings without you even knowing it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I think what's the key is here is hold these people's feet to the fire.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you go into Tiffany's to get anything.

[Marcus Parks]

How do I know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How do I know this isn't covered in shit?

[Marcus Parks]

Exactly.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's your new way to get a discount at Tiffany's.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, just start screaming it right when you walk in the door.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How do I know this stuff isn't covered in.

[Marcus Parks]

I want the shitty earrings. I want the watch with on them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I want to see. I thought one almost killed a thief. Yeah, I want the ones that killed us that try to kill a thief.

[Marcus Parks]

You know, Best Buy, you can make an offer on a floor model.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You can, you know, and honestly I will say it, a lot of the managers really even being be appreciated being called the floor model. And that's why it's really important to don't lowball them though. Because you come for the manager. You best not miss.

[Marcus Parks]

How much?

[Henry Zebrowski]

For you. I suck for free. I suck and I you, huh? Hey, I suck and you be wife, huh? Actually, sir, no thanks. I'm a pass.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, all right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I need a little flirt. I need a little flirt.

[Marcus Parks]

You got shitty earrings, Tiffany. Yeah, we all know it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right, now we have to get to the main stories.

[Marcus Parks]

Wasn't. Isn't Melania banging someone at Tiffany's?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Melania is a Tiffany's body. Well, she's a Russian and Mossad spy. Oh, that probably has her vagina. I believe her vagina is sewn. Got. Okay, so I don't think she has sex with anyone.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay, good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Tiffany Trump is who you're thinking.

[Marcus Parks]

No. Okay, well there was the Tiffany's at Trump Tower and apparently it was rumored that she was banging one of the security guards there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's no way. Y bet. Maybe.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, probably. Yeah. I like those rumors.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, sure. I mean she's. She's, you know, she's undi. Undeniably a beautiful evil woman. Well, all right, we got some good ones here. All right, so which one we starting with?

[Marcus Parks]

Well, we have a Fritzelish situation now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a little bit pretzel. You know, ladies don't do enough crime. It's nice to see someone do such A specifically male crime.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, well, we had a, you know, we, we started the show with a lady crime.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We did, we did. But this is some real ass. I want to say this lady's the real ass, bro.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah, yeah. Really cool woman. This story is horrific, horrifying. This story is horrifying because of Connecticut. This is one of those stories that was just absolutely plastered all over my life when it came out. Because this is a. We do have, I'd say, a mild fascination with this style of horrific crime. This is Kimberly Southern.

[Marcus Parks]

I mean, point of the show.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is. Yep, yep. It's everything I live for. Kimberly Sullivan, 56 years, fun. She looks like an evil clown. Porcelain doll. She, it seems, has.

[Marcus Parks]

I don't know about a porcelain doll.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She just is looking just. She is frightening.

[Marcus Parks]

She looks like a mannequin in a fire.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now it seems that she has kept her. She goes holding her stepson captive for over 20 years. Now we, we know about this is that the son that was kept captive, who's 20 plus years old, he set.

[Marcus Parks]

Fire to the house to try and get rescued.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So now we know this. So the, the way the story starts is that Kimberly Sullivan called the police. If you watch law and crime's got a good breakdown on it. And she calls the police, saying, she calls 91 1. There's a fire in my house. Help me. My stepson's stuck inside. They come, she's outside of the house completely made up. It's really like a wild scene. She's got like a fancy robe on and she's got a full face of makeup. And she's holding a dog. Well, he's holding very fancy dog. And she's like, they're like, is anybody else in the house? She's like, my stepson. My stepson's in there. You see her get carried away, right. You then see it so accurate. You saw the slightest sliver of what the sun looked like. So the reason why this is so up is that when the young man comes out, you know, maybe not, I guess not much younger than us, but he is. He was five foot nine. Yes, five, 20 years younger than us. Well, he's like over 20. He's over 20.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He is five foot nine, 16, terrifying. And when you see him, there's a little tiny shot of him being pushed into an ambulance. And he's frightening looking.

[Marcus Parks]

He's apparently 48 pounds, is small for anybody.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. He was bound. His teeth were rotting out of his mouth. He said he couldn't eat without his teeth breaking and falling out. He said that he had gotten to the point where he was eating whatever he could find. Kimberly Sutherland had other. Her two healthy daughters. Yeah. And that's. Now, this was her stepson. So there's some talk about whether or not this had to do with the father. His biological father that lived with them up to him about a year before.

[Marcus Parks]

And the father ditched the kid.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, father's dead. Father died. All of this was happening while the father lived at the house. The woman now, Kimberly Sullivan, is now countering her son's claims. Her son is basically like, they. They tortured me, starved me, beat me, subjugated me to all forms of psychological torments. And the fact that I was told that I could not leave. They physically bound me to a bed. They locked a room. He had to defecate into buckets and to diapers. Diapers that he wore. He also. He said that the only way he was allowed to know what was going on was that he could listen to the local. I believe it was a local hockey team on the radio. So that's the only way he knew what year it was. Now, there's a lot of people because Kimberly Sutherland.

[Marcus Parks]

So he was forced to listen to hockey.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. Oh, yeah. Go.

[Marcus Parks]

Talk about torture.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So bad. But Kimberly Sullivan is. I do believe that she's good. It's gonna come out as all real. But she is already countering.

[Marcus Parks]

He's 68 pounds. Well, like what? I'm like, how could it not be real?

[Henry Zebrowski]

This woman is saying, you know, hey, he could have left at any time. He was old enough, and he used to go on errands, and he used to do stuff. She also posted through the $300,000 bail she's got because she said filthy rich. Well, yes. And she. But she said to the police that we didn't have money to feed him. We didn't have anything. And he was like, that was all horseshit. She then also basically is intimating that this is coming either from the dead husband that died a year ago or that he was such a dangerous person. Her bound son.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That he had to be shut up. He had to be.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, then you get the cops involved if they're that dangerous.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But this is what she's saying is that you would. No one would take my call seriously because there was a. There was a welfare check. I think it was in 2012. There was a welfare check.

[Marcus Parks]

That's a long time ago.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And the cops were like, it's fine.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. But that's, you know, 12 years ago now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But that was when he was pulled out of school forever. 13 years ago.

[Marcus Parks]

13 years ago.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's when he was supposed that even then he was in school.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But he kept coming to school, stealing other people's food. Filthy wreaking, trying to survive. Yes. Because anytime you hear that, remember that is that every single time you. If you ever hear a kid or anybody in these scenarios talk about stealing food, it's because they're not eating. And Kimberly Sullivan, they. And you see this. I've seen so much of this.

[Marcus Parks]

I feel like no one should ever get in trouble for stealing food.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. And same thing with me. I actually really do believe that that's like my one because, you know, I love my. My body cam footage. That's the stuff that really bums me out. This stuff I really can't stand is the. Anything involving food shoplifting.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's like. It's food.

[Marcus Parks]

You have to just do something. Give it to him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just somebody buy it him. All right. They're obviously you're not doing this because it's fun. Sometimes they are and that's different. But that's. You're going to be crazy.

[Marcus Parks]

What's the weight limit on food shop lifting to.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I say weight limit straight up. Ah, 225.

[Marcus Parks]

I was gonna say. I said 230.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they have the scales in front. Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

I've been giant and starving.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sure.

[Marcus Parks]

And I have stolen food at 250 as I have.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I did as well. I stole.

[Marcus Parks]

I mean, man, does that mean I committing myself here?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. I've just called the police. Hey there. Hey. Hey, it's me. Excuse me. Sergeant Austin Butler. Hey. Hey.

[Marcus Parks]

They gave you a fake badge.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, they did. Yeah. I just had to ask for it and give him $5,000. Yeah, yeah. I'm a police officer. I'm gonna have to arrest you for food rape.

[Marcus Parks]

You have a suspicious mind.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah. That's how I know. That's how I know the criminal 19. So this woman, is she. I think that she's gonna be. I think that we're obviously more information is going to come out about this. We are gonna know because why didn't he leave I it. And also because he was tied to the bed. Yes. And also why didn't he eat?

[Marcus Parks]

Because she was starving him physically unable to leave.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So they. I think that's going to come out. I think that when he try to.

[Marcus Parks]

Run at 68 pounds and 5 9, your bones are going to crumple and.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The only thing that really even convinces me, which is why I like watching the body cam footage, is this really. The stuff that convinces me is like you can barely see the sun get pulled into the ambulance, but you see the cop's face as he turns away from the ambulance going, what the? Like, you just see this, like, Jesus Christ. Because it was a full grown man that was built like a ventriloquist dummy. And so it's like not good. So she's like, we're gonna say. But she's quite the looker, huh? No, look at her. Look at them. Look, she got her full face of makeup on.

[Marcus Parks]

What is going on with you?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Look at her. No, I'm not saying she's attractive. I'm just saying she really, like, she was really ready for her spotlight. And she's got a very expensive lawyer.

[Marcus Parks]

She looks like she's been taxidermied.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's the. It's the. That very intense blue eyeliner.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That is the most haunting. And her skull, like, cheekbones.

[Marcus Parks]

Better make a better funeral.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, those are experts. Those are experts doing that. That's why they look good, Eddie. All right, that's one story. All right, here's another story.

[Marcus Parks]

The biggest story. This is. Dude, this is. I can't believe we didn't start with this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's because it didn't come. It's all happened while we were gone.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The movie, the Thing is currently happening.

[Marcus Parks]

A version of it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. It's in Antarctica.

[Marcus Parks]

It's scary because there's no know aliens that's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, we don't know.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, we do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So there is a group of South African scientists.

[Marcus Parks]

Literally the day the astronauts get back, this happens.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They are. These guys are. So these guys are in. Apparently they're in a part of Antarctica. They are on some. Or forget what. What exactly it is. They're. They're doing like, they're on a cliff face and they are in the. They're in a part of Antarctica that is about to enter into their, I guess the overwinter season.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Because their winter is our summer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And that is extremely, obviously intense.

[Marcus Parks]

Negative 58 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And I think at that level, it's like planes can't even fly.

[Marcus Parks]

Like, there's like certain things instant death when you walk outside.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So there is a. They are unreachable for 10 months during this time period. Now this is at the Sanae for an Arctic base. It's cut off because of the winter weather. They got an email sent to the South African government saying One of our team members has gone insane.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so they are stuck out there, and they're starting to say that this. One of the scientists. They haven't named who got into the leader's face. There was a physical altercation. This person is beginning. Their behavior, according to them, is becoming increasingly egregious. Yeah. People are starting to say that he is threatening sexual assault. Physical assault.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, he's threatening. I thought he did it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know. No, this is one of those where it seems to be. It's getting really bad there, and there's.

[Marcus Parks]

No way if he's. If. Because it's so. You know, they don't really say who it is in all the accusations. Do we know if the person they're accusing is a man or a woman?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No idea.

[Marcus Parks]

Interesting.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No idea. I think that it's. I'm gonna. Unfortunately, I'm gonna guess it's a man.

[Marcus Parks]

I'm gonna guess it's a man because it's 99 usually. Man. Even though we've covered two lady stories today, we don't.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Did. Yeah. But no, this story is. This story is obviously developing. We looked at that. We looked up for any form of updates, and it is. We are not there yet.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. The closest place that they can go to was 186 miles away. And that ain't. You ain't going nowhere in negative 58.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Marcus Parks]

That much.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. And then the South Africa's environment minister, Dion George, he said he's going to personally speak to the team members. He's gonna figure it out for himself.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, thanks. Thanks. Because we all know the government in South Africa is right on the money.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know what fixes stuff, Eddie? You know what always fixes stuff? A zoom.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That'S it. That's all you need. Boom. Like, as he's going there, and then you see that, like, he pulls up the zoom, and. And the guy's sitting there with, like, the two. Like, he's pulled out his own eyeballs, and it's got, like, gauze wrapped around it, and he's like. Like, all I see is pain. All we know is hell. And he's gonna be like, so. So you guys are gonna get wrapped up by October then.

[Marcus Parks]

But they're stuck there for almost a year, right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I guess. Yeah. 10 months.

[Marcus Parks]

10 more months they're gonna be there, and then. So until anyone's even gonna get to him. So maybe. Do they overpower this person? How do you do it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know. Let's.

[Marcus Parks]

Is there a gun There professional. To be a gun, there must be.

[Henry Zebrowski]

As professional explorer Alan Chambers explains the harsh reality from a psychological perspective, it's a very, very lonely place. There's very little interaction with humans or animals. So if you're in a camp or a research center, you work those people for six months, if not a year. I remember when I first had sex with a man and what I think it does from a psychological point of view is that everything becomes heightened. It's all white. There's no color, no noise, nothing you could see as normal to. So everybody's behavior, including your own, gets magnified and little things become big things. Like my little penis. So big. And so apparently we just don't know. Wow. South African government. They also oversaw a base on Marion island where an unstable team member in 2017 also destroyed their room with an ax and attacked a colleague with a frying pan.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes. Which, you know, that could have been a bacon based crime.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, we never know.

[Marcus Parks]

And there's no real predators there. The polar bears obviously are only in the north and not in the south. And so this is like they, they got nothing to really worry about as far as animals coming after them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. But don't worry. The guys from the South African government are saying they don't think that anyone involved, involved in Sen. I4 emails has dangerous intentions. But in the event that we need to do an urgent intervention, he says we can send people from the Norwegian and Germany base. They might send personnel and they're 200 miles away.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. If they decide to even go. Why would they go?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, if they said that everybody.

[Marcus Parks]

If everyone's dying over there, why would they put their lives in risk?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It seems like they. Because in the end it's one for one, all for one and all for one for all.

[Marcus Parks]

You know, there's no government in Antarctica.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's right.

[Marcus Parks]

There's no police force to come and check on it. There's. It's all. It's not a country.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it's a. Penguins with the police.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, exactly.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. There ain't nothing out there, buddy.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, there's nothing. And it's like, it's running like, kind of like maritime law, ish kind of thing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it's. It's all. I think that they will be held to the same laws of the state by which they live.

[Marcus Parks]

The Antarctic Treaty System is, is basically what they do. And there's. There' I think a bunch of countries signed a treaty in 1959 in order to. 56 countries basically said, got together and said, we Will help make sure there's law here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know who's weird way not going to appreciate that? The Kraken. Because as a matter of fact, he's law there.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay.

[Marcus Parks]

If anything lives there, it's the crack.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It has to be the Kraken. That's the only thing that would be there. So even he's gonna be like, white people crazy. That's like the first thing he says. These white people crazy, huh? Trying to come up here, man. This is squid's house. You want to come to a squid's house? Whatever you want. All right. So that's the story it's going to be developing. I can't believe again, it happened.

[Marcus Parks]

Happened for months, probably.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Nope. I'm. I. And, and I'm not saying that I want this to happen, but for the sake of our show. It would be really cool when they get there if they were all dead. But I think that's not fun. It's not good. I don't want that to be so. No. I want it to be a boring result. I want them all to be.

[Marcus Parks]

Do you know what they're even doing up there?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that they're trying to see if you can. Yo yo. On the other side of the planet. I think that's that red line. Day one, one, yoga continues to go down. Day two, despite intervention. Yo yo goes down. Day three, Dr. Malenka is gonna kill me in my sleep. So fucking I don't know. Oh, whoa. Was it. Oh, that was a bit. We'll get back into this next week when hopefully we have maybe more information.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. I mean, who knows? I don't think we will have more information.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I honestly doubt that because it's made.

[Marcus Parks]

International news at this point. Yeah. Person ain't letting anyone. If they are going crazy and they are running this and they're not letting anyone send any emails.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, it sounds like they attacked the leader. And I just wonder if they do the same thing that they do on a flight. You know, like the. The flight attendants are trained to tape you to the chair.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So I wonder if they do something like that.

[Marcus Parks]

I've seen a flight attendant hold somebody down for the duration of a flight attendant flight. That was crazy. I couldn't believe how strong they were.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's intense. They got. The flight attendants get like that mom strength early.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They get gripper strength.

[Marcus Parks]

And it was a man holding down a woman. But man, that was crazy. She just started. At one point in the flight, she showed up hammered. I saw her, like getting really drunk.

[Henry Zebrowski]

At the there's just no reason for it.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, I mean, you can get a little. You can have a couple, but you know, don't get blackout for when you're in the craziest situation.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Be a normal person. Person.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I need to have two drinks in an airport.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, but otherwise they'll let you on a plane soused. Man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're not supposed to.

[Marcus Parks]

I know, but they do buses. They try. They. I feel like in a bus it's harder to get on Styles.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think only because on a bus people do get beheaded.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And it's a bit difficult. Whoa, there's a bunch of these. All right, so this is. Oh, so good work, Rob. So Sanai's four's reason for existence is to provide a permanent year round base for scientists undertaking research projects. Objects under the auspice. Well, they're still not saying what it is. Oh, it's just about oceanography, biology and yo yo sciences.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, wow. I didn't know that. Well, great. At least I was correct. But we hope that they come home safe no matter how good it is for the show. So we are going to. We reach out to them. Instacart is here to keep you on the couch this basketball season. With pre game rituals and post game interviews, it's hard to find time for everything else. Let Instacart handle your game day snacks or weekly restocks with delivery in as fast as 30 minutes because it's bad luck to be hungry on game day. Download the Instacart app today and enjoy. $0 delivery fees on your first three orders. Service fees apply for three orders in 14 days. Excludes restaurants. Hey, listeners. Marcus, Edd and Henry here. It's a little bit of an announcement.

[Marcus Parks]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Marcus Parks]

Man killed his stepdad with atomic wedgie. Well, the only reason why 30 years in prison.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is the dumb story of the week. I only reason why we even brought this up is because a lot of people. Potawatomi Potter with Tommy. A lot of people sent this in. And what a silly title, right?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Marine veteran kills a stepfather with an atomic wedgie. We love it.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everybody likes to it.

[Marcus Parks]

That's that. And that is the headline in military.com.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. So a guy named Bradley Davis, he got into an altercation. So they are, they all talk about this. His father was a 58. His stepfather, 58 year old Denver Lee St. Clair. And they said, which I also think it's. I like how they put this. He said their, their altercation ended with Davis pulling his stepfather's underwear up over the man's head. Had a combative known as the atomic wedgie. Unfortunately the move would kill Sinclair. And so it seems like he said all this stuff the guy came for. He was like I was just messing with him. Yeah, he was like I was messing with him. I thought it was like funny and I had no idea that the underwear would choke him. That's what he said. The underwear went over his face, underneath his, his face and under this chin and choked him down. Death. And they said they were talking. Sinclair began insulting Davis's mother. He called the stepfather a bully. They, they had a bit of a fight back and forth. And then he said that he pulled the underwear around him. They. Or over his head. They, they took a picture. They thought it was going to be funny. And then they had all the stuff. And then if they really looked at it you actually could see that he was beaten at death. Yeah, the father was beaten to death. And the atomic wedgie seemed to be the coup de gr that finally did end his life. But it was way more of a finish him. Yeah, it was a fatality.

[Marcus Parks]

He claims self defense.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He did.

[Marcus Parks]

I don't think you can kill somebody with an atomic wedgie and claim self defense.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that that can only be done in sophomore year of high school.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know if it can be done as an adult because again the atomic wedgies just get more serious and also that's it. Probably one of the worst parts about atomic wedgies is the mutually assured destruction.

[Marcus Parks]

He ended up pleading guilty to first degree manslaughter.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So yeah, he, so he's going to jail. But again people were joking about that. The atomic wedgie part of it. But mostly it was about him beating a man to death.

[Marcus Parks]

It really was.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I've never done. I've never really been wedgie.

[Marcus Parks]

You've never been wedgied?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, we'll fix that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, leave my balls alone.

[Marcus Parks]

No, it won't be me. It'll probably happen at the meet and greet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I know. When have you. When's the last time you got wedgied?

[Marcus Parks]

I probably, I Think I got wedgied in high school at some point. Yeah, we used to beat each other up all the time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You. You roughed house with boys? Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. The worst thing I ever did to someone was I found a cup on the floor of the locker room and I put it in some kid's mouth.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The scene discussed.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, but he wasn't nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, sometimes you got to give a guy mrsa, you know?

[Marcus Parks]

But you. We all become better people over time, yo.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Of course you have to be, because if not, you just become worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, well, you know, I mean, this. The thing is, like, this guy. I'm not sticking up for the guy who killed the stepdad. Yeah, but the stepdad's being horrible to his mom. Yeah, of course. And he's from the military.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is more.

[Marcus Parks]

You would expect him to pop off. To pop off and beat the fucking shit out of him, you know? I mean, I wouldn't. I don't. Was he a Marine?

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was a Marine, yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

I mean, you don't fuck with a Marine's mom.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You don't normally say that a Marine's mother's a whore. Yeah, because it will. Sometimes it leads to a bad result. Yeah, people get really upset. I think that this is more of a cautionary tale to remind all of us how fragile this life is and that if you get into a physical fight, you could kill somebody.

[Marcus Parks]

They also say that he staged the crime scene to make it more like an equal brawl.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what he did. Is that essentially. No, it was bad. He murdered the man and killed himself.

[Marcus Parks]

A wedgie?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

He gave himself, I think, probably like, turned over some coffee tables, maybe hit his head against the wall or something. That's me guessing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yes. Just try to make it look. Look like it was. It could have been a silly thing that went out of control. Yeah, but it wasn't.

[Marcus Parks]

Taking the pictures while he dies, that's really the probably, but seal the deal.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, everyone was pretty upset with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, hey, don't say anything about his mother.

[Marcus Parks]

No, right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They'll know that in jail, won't they? Don't insult his mother, because this man is going to go full court press and he's going to kill you with your underwear. Underwear?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what you can still get in jail, yo.

[Marcus Parks]

Underwear.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You can still.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah, you still get Atomic wedgie to death.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that there is a. There's a. There's a character that I believe that Marcus is Going to play in his stream mandate tonight.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That is one of the most vile men I've seen in a minute. And what he is is this guy that used to serve time in maximum security jail. Jail. And for those of you that don't see the scene they won't see the stream. You should though because these are going to be cut out as this man talks about the fur. He's a first time I got a piece of that booty in jail.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know this guy man spread his cheeks and I made it one push in two push. It was so juicy. I just ah shot my ejaculate. I ejaculated. This man's rough. Yeah so they just don't. Oh these guys don't meet does that guy loves underwear and the other guy loves butt.

[Marcus Parks]

Well I think it doesn't the guy who love but isn't he free?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know but it sounds like the way he talks about jail. He wants to go back. Yeah he is very very excited got wet Ah just looking at it. Oh hey there. Oh you're talking disgusting. All right. Oh now listen. Hey look, listen. I think two men is fine for two men to be together. Okay you just have to remember everybody's consensual. Okay. Miss me Sexual health officer. Awesome mother.

[Marcus Parks]

You know what I love about this Military.com article about the whole thing is this a whole article about how this atomic wedgie you know and everyone everything went wrong and then right up with the bot. Want to learn more about military life?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. You want to sign up for the.

[Marcus Parks]

Military Thinking of joining the military Military careers keep we're keeping up with the military life and benefits military.com as you cover.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're right really quick. All right so before we get to I don't have many letters that I even want to talk about necessarily but I did have some extra stuff here. Like we had a whole section about only fans models that have really run into quite a bit of trouble that are. This stuff is very interesting. It all kind of happened over the weekend.

[Marcus Parks]

Only fans is popping off lately it's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Just been obviously I think that newspapers like to report upon it truly it's.

[Marcus Parks]

A good you know title.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I also think that it always serves think about from the black Dolly days the idea that these people making these choices have horrible things happen to them and so the newspaper love it's supposed.

[Marcus Parks]

To be the safest way enjoy it home by yourself.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it's just it's humankind is unpredictable at best and not nice at most. Now this, the first one was. This story is about Michaela Brushe Reilersdom. She's being charged with murder after she was paid $11,000 by a 55 year old man, Michael Dale, for a BDSM asphyxiation scene. Now, she went in the room. Her and her husband run this OnlyFans site together. Yeah, she's done this a couple of times. The man paid her up for $11,000. Quite a significant amount of money. He said he wants to do this extreme BDSM scenario where he is fully wrapped in duct tape and Saran Wrap.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then he has shoes glued to the outside of the Saran Wrap to his feet.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then she would manipulate his body sexually.

[Marcus Parks]

What's the point of the shoes?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's a skin fashion.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's just about feeling good, feeling sexy. This is what this guy wants.

[Marcus Parks]

Are they Js?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, they are heels. They're high heels.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Absolutely. So he went through this process. Apparently the. It went quote unquote, as planned, for about eight minutes. And then the man struggled. Would seem to be with pleasure. Then with frightening times.

[Marcus Parks]

I guess you can't have a safe word if you're surrounded by duct tape by the mouth and your Saran wraps.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We're going to talk about this as a. So then when she noticed he stopped moving, she was like, oh, no, the man was dead. Dead. Now, I will say, if you're agreeing to do these BDSM things, and I'm not even blaming, like the dude is what the dude is. This is what this guy wanted.

[Marcus Parks]

He asked for a version of this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He asked for the not permanent version.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then this lady went ahead to try to do it. Now I feel like this is where we might just need one little caveat here that I just want to say as a.

[Marcus Parks]

As a gray area of the law.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, sure. But she's going to get. She's getting nominated. I believe it's for man nominated. Sorry, it's award season. But the poke holes in it.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you ever are doubting, at least in the nostril area, just poke holes in it. And no matter what that guy says. Right. Yes. It'll still be hard to breathe. He's gonna be like. I think what's important though is for you as the professional in the room, doom to be like, no, you horny little face. No. Because you're already dominant.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm poking holes in here because you're not gonna like, not being able like. Or you gotta really Keep a eagle eye on there or you got to keep an eagle eye. I'm not. I'm blaming the woman only because her ignorance of the situation.

[Marcus Parks]

It was his first time doing it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And that is a very. That's a big build up. This is not just getting spanked. This is not just getting whipped. This is not just like. That's.

[Marcus Parks]

It's not even just stepping on balls.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, it is. Ornate scenario.

[Marcus Parks]

Everyone knows plastic over the face equals death. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Unless you're doing it for fun as a kid, because that's what everybody likes. You never. You always did. You never did that.

[Marcus Parks]

No, I never put bags over my head as a child.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Jackie and I used to put bags over our head to go.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, well, I don't think that's a good idea for any children listening. An 11 year old who listens to our show came to one of my shows this weekend.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Good.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Was it 11 listen to podcasts?

[Marcus Parks]

I don't know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know.

[Marcus Parks]

I. I don't know. I. By the way, you rock, Enzo.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. I love you, Enzo, but, I mean, you shouldn't be listening to podcasts.

[Marcus Parks]

No, I don't know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You should be playing ball.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. No. Well, you know, he's. You know, he seems like fun, but I'm just saying, please don't put bags over your head.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm just saying if you want to have fun and you're responsible, it's how you can do it.

[Marcus Parks]

We used to choke each other.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's different.

[Marcus Parks]

That's different.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But this. But this guy, this lady was in a lot of problems, and then there was another lady that, like, this is all sad, but. Yeah, always. When in doubt, poke a hole in it. Except for a condom. Always keep those entire. Yeah, but this. Another lady was found.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, I mean. Well, hold on. I'm not done talking about this. This is. This is still. I want to stay on this for two seconds. She got charged with second degree murder.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Marcus Parks]

Do you really feel like this is murder?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that.

[Marcus Parks]

I don't think she chose to kill this man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, I think that that's.

[Marcus Parks]

She was already paid.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Second degree murder is, I believe, is basically manslaughter, which is what this is.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She has murdered him by ignorance. Yes, she has murdered him by ignorance. Unfortunately, she damned herself when she put the tape and stuff over his nose and mouth. No matter what it was he was asking for, it, sadly, was in her purview to say no.

[Marcus Parks]

If you help someone with assisted suicide, what is that?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Murder?

[Marcus Parks]

That's. That's Second degree murder still. Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Depending on that can go up to first degree murder. Yeah, I believe. Wow. It can go. I believe. But that is one of those. Yeah. It makes total sense that she was charged with second degree murder because yes, it's the word. It's just. But also remember that that's just the name of the crime versus the like, what it is. So it's just like, that's homicide, essentially. You just say that's from the police. That's homicide. In the judicial system, they call it murder.

[Marcus Parks]

I feel like, yes, she needs to face some sort of responsibility for what happened here because obviously they were very irresponsible at the very least. But I don't know.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Murder. It's what it is. She did, he died. And if she had eight minutes to rip it off of his face. The same thing with. With the Sarah Boone case with suitcase. The man, the boyfriend in the suitcase. You're right. You're right where they. The main. The whole thing hinged on. So you are like laughing at his.

[Marcus Parks]

Ass and filming it, but it's a little more sinister to me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The only thing that. But we don't know what would happen if she didn't film herself because she told the police that she did not understand what level of distress he was under and that she. She was just out of her own ignorance. That's why, like, she should have taken the plea in the first place. That's what they were begging her to take the plea because she would have gotten 13 years for manslaughter by copying to it. She decided to go all the way. Technically, that is what damned her. But it was also her filming the video. If it was just her story, it might have been extremely difficult to prove how well she knew.

[Marcus Parks]

I wonder what. Because this, this incident happened on only fans. She was filming it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She filmed it. There is video of it.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. What were the people, like, watching it say?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that it was for him.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay.

[Marcus Parks]

It wasn't like a live stream.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. I believe that she was filming 11 grand.

[Marcus Parks]

You get your own video.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Customs. Your custom video.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay. All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I believe that is for him.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I imagine the 11k is also for the risk that you're incurring.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because it's really intense.

[Marcus Parks]

Absolutely.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not as intense as a Dubai Porta Potter, but way more intense about that. Oh, Rob doesn't know what that is either. I'm the only one who brought this. I'm the only one who know. Who's this? What this is?

[Marcus Parks]

I. I now Know what do you do by Porta Potty?

[Henry Zebrowski]

So there was another only fans model that said by sheer accident, she definitely was. She definitely accidentally fell from the top of a construction site where broke her spine and a bunch of her limbs and she's now currently in the hospital. But it's pointing to this other concept that is up until this point, like I'm going to say straight up, this is mostly in the world of conspiracy theory. We don't quite know how real this is.

[Marcus Parks]

I never heard about it before today, but then there's lots of people talking about it for over a year.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's just been around for a very long time. There used to be a term called yachting. That was a term that was called. Which is.

[Marcus Parks]

But yachting was like murder based.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, it's. I feel like this is where, this is kind of where the stories start from. It starts from the concept of, of sometimes women of a certain persuasion, depending on their job, whether they are cocktail waitress like type of thing, they are invited to be a part of the staff of some giant vacation yacht.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then when you go there is either a full on agreement or an unspoken agreement. Then you are then here as a. You're going to be an escort and, and you're available to people on this yacht. It's been used as, as a way to smear celebrities in blind items. It's also as a way to smear bad guys that we know Matt Gates was definitely involved in a lot of this kind of yachting scenario. Human trafficking. Human trafficking. We see the same thing with Andrew Tate. He was involved with quite a bit of probably with the pipelines that led to this, which is finally out of.

[Marcus Parks]

America again, by the way.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean him I got that piece of. But I think that what we're seeing is this. So, so with the Dubai Porter Potty is that this is what seems to be an extreme version of sex work, blah, blah, blah, quote unquote sex work that is done by powered moneyed people in Dubai that talk to what seem to be a lot of ladies in Europe. And what they will do is say, okay, come here, we're gonna have a weekend and you're gonna hang out with these princes and you're gonna get a certain amount of goods. So you're gonna show up, they're gonna put you on a shopping spree, you go get all the stuff. There was one woman talking about, it's the first time I've ever been in a Hermes shop. It was the first time I ever walked inside of A gu. And she outfitted me with like 200 grand worth of clothes. They then showed up with 50 grand. Just cash US money handed to you. And they're like, all right, so we're gonna have our party tonight. And then the party involves being utterly degraded. So it's like the whole point is to get you. You get pooped in your mouth and pissed in your mouth and having sex with animals.

[Marcus Parks]

And it's called the Dubai Porta pot.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's called the Dubai part of body. And they do this all night, right. And then you're kind of dropped off and then.

[Marcus Parks]

And they like beat you and too.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All of it. Every single. All.

[Marcus Parks]

Any. The worst thing you could think of in any way. It's worse than that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But what they do is they kind of say like, we do it for you. Do it like four times a year. That's like what this lady was saying that this other lady told her that she did. She's like, you almost get used to it sometimes she says the smell begins to remind you of money. Like that's like one of those things she starts to say. Right? Like you start to. But this is all we don't know yet. I am not putting it past a single person. Especially after you see kind of what Epstein's just. Epstein, which is probably a low level version of this. Epstein didn't even have the money that these guys had.

[Marcus Parks]

This is actually nowhere close. This is closer to Dubai money.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is closer to Diddy. Technically. This is much closer to sort of what Diddy was doing in terms of the scale. Because it's. That's what they do in a way that is very over the top. It's. It's at a very big scale. And these are rumors everywhere. And there's going to. We're going to. I'm going to get a lot of pushback because there are.

[Marcus Parks]

Obviously we don't know how true the Dubai Porta Potty is if it's just like a fucking nightmare story. But it seems like enough people are talking about it where it's. You're going to. If it doesn't exist, it's going to be willed into existence.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is a thing that is it. There are too many of people like this that we are now seeing that are. That they have to exist.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So we just don't know exactly how materially true quite a bit of it is. But what we've Talked about with JFK, what we've talked about with MK Ultra, is that even if 1% is true, that means the Entire history of the world is different than you think it is.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So it's like it's one of those where. Well, we will. This is going to be one of those things. We've got forever. But, you know, obviously we have a human trafficker president and we're. That's like. I guess it's one of the big things that we do here now. Yeah. Prince Andrew was definitely involved. Peter Nygard. If you watch that documentary about Peter Ngard that was deeply involved, then you also look over at the Mormons, which we've been covering now for a month and a half. Tim Ballard with UR was a part of it. This is a whole thing that was all human trafficking that was done by the Mormon slice. So. So it's like every group's got him. You got the Catholics sending in boys into the Vatican, which is still completely real. You got six stupid Il Papu sitting there turning a blind eye because he's blind.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so alive. Did he. They're still talking. Alive.

[Marcus Parks]

He's almost better. They sucked the come out of his lungs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. They contemplated letting him die. I saw some people say, like, I got some pushback too, about Pope Francis, but just remember, if he was going to do something, he didn't do it.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If he was gonna. Yeah, he looks rough.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, he's got. They taped his thumb up here. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's starting to look like those J.D. vance memes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He is looking rough.

[Marcus Parks]

He's officially looks worse than Tootsie. Wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's saying a lot. But that's a fairly serious story that we ended there with. But it's a.

[Marcus Parks]

It's one of those where we still don't. I mean, man, it's just so upsetting.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, yeah. Yeah. Eddie.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. I. I hate it so much.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah. It's not good.

[Marcus Parks]

But, you know, I guess it's technically what we do here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, but you ever been to a Willy Wonka potty party, Porter Potty.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, what's a Willy Wonka Porta Potty?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's made out chocolate.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, yeah. Oh, chocolate.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The schnberries taste like schnberries.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay. I never had a snozberry.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah, you're about to get one.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, I could see that Timothy Shamala.

[Marcus Parks]

Ding Dong getting all covered and getting an atomic schnozberry.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can we bukaki him one once?

[Marcus Parks]

I, I. Have you not seen the movie, but call you by your name?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. But no, that's.

[Marcus Parks]

I guess that was just one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He made it a Filling.

[Marcus Parks]

He got hammered.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, he's in that new movie with Gwyneth Paltrow where they're supposed to be having sex quite a bit. But you can just. Jackie and I both were talking about how it will just be difficult to hear after all. Over all the bones slapping together. Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

They're so thin, they'll start a fire. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's going to sound like rifling through the remains of Dachau having sex with each other. Well, this is. What a great. What a great episode. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It wasn't. No, buddy, but hey. But there was some laughter along the way as normal.

[Marcus Parks]

Amen.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So we did it.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't care what anybody says. Should I talk more about. I should do both. This thing on Palmari and Demas.

[Marcus Parks]

What's that?

[Henry Zebrowski]

The idea of the pink foam.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, I want to hear this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

These are some listener emails.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to do at least one Lister email.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

You respect these emails. I can tell.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All I do is respect. I wanted to talk about the pink foam that was brought up twice in the last episode.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'll try to avoid getting two in the weeds. But it does require a quick physiological lesson. You can think of your cardiovascular system as a basic plumbing system. Blood moves through your veins and arteries like water through pipes. And your heart acts as a pump to keep things flowing. The path of blood basically goes from your body to the right side of your heart to your lungs, back to the left side of your heart, finally out to the body again. The other component you need to know is about the foam is that it's called surfactant. It is a liquid extremely similar to dish soap that is produced in small quantities in your lungs. It basically helps to keep friction low as your lungs expand and withdraw, preventing the from sticking together and collapsing. It is not uncommon to see pink foam from the airways after someone has died, as the blood that was previously pumped to the heart backs up into the lungs and mixes with the surfactant. This can occur because of increased pressure in the lungs from chest compressions during cpr. Someone working hard to bring air into the lungs or the heart failing and backing up. Imagine someone took a container of bubbles, added some blood, and kept squeezing and shaking the bubble bottle. This is basically what is happening in someone's chest resulting in pink foam. So does not necessarily mean an embolism. It doesn't necessarily mean it can just be a general after effect of having died.

[Marcus Parks]

Okay. All right. So nothing to worry about.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's. There's the pulmonary And Dema. Nothing to worry about. Worry about. That's what you're supposed to. They're supposed to look. I guess nurses are supposed to look for pink frothy, spooky mutum as a sign of heart failure and pulmonary hypertension.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, thank you, nurses. I met the. The. The. The nipple twisting nurse on the road, by the way.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, you did?

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, yeah, they came to one of my shows.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I won't say she make sure you stayed up or.

[Marcus Parks]

Well, yeah, she. She offered and I was like, the Florida shows were amazing, dude. Well, the. The Jacksonville show people came out, man, that was wild. We had over 200 people come to that show. That was awesome. Awesome. And then of course, the Tallahassee show sold out. It was awesome. With to sing a P. Funk song.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dude, you guys don't understand. That was the very first place we ever performed comedy together. It was in a former gay bar called Brothers that is now it's called.

[Marcus Parks]

Gay bar called 926 Bar.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's awesome.

[Marcus Parks]

With some. The. With some of the people who still work there. They were all so impressed by my knowledge of the layout of the place.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's so amazing.

[Marcus Parks]

Stage. I was like, ah, you know, it was a drag queen with tits in there was doing coke and then I had to turn them down. And then over here, that used to be the liquor store. Now it's just a bar.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

And then over here is where I threw myself through the wall when we had that telekinesis fight.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, the memory fight. Yeah, we did the mind fight. Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

They were like, you really did come from here. What I A fun story I learned about the place was they used to. Because it's a gay bar in Tallahassee. So that's always like, you know, almost getting attacked by the community.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And they are. So that makes for some tough hombres.

[Marcus Parks]

It really does. It really does. And there was a rumor that somebody was trying to set up the owner of Brothers and that they had. When they. Not necessarily when I crashed to the wall, but a contractor who had come to like fix a wall. They said that they h. They hid cocaine in the walls. So whenever they could call the cops and then have the place, you know, like shut down and like that and everyone go to jail. So when they changed over ownership because the rumor was going around so hard and they knew like a drug sniffing dog, they were like, hey, let's just have the dog come in here and make sure that nothing actually happened. And they said that when the dog got in there, it like basically When a drug sniffing dog is looking for cocaine, it like sits down when it finds it. And they said that there was so much cocaine like mixed into the grouting. Just kept sitting down everywhere.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, that checks out because that was one of the. Wow. I've never seen so much now.

[Marcus Parks]

It's like, it's. It's like a normal ass club. It's like, it's got. It's a real venue now. And I had such a good time. Danny Bedrosian from P. Funk and his some fierce band rocked it. Evan Rossi was amazing the entire tour.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's our old, old buddy. Old, old Murph dude.

[Marcus Parks]

Every. I was like. I was like, hey, Evan, you got any merch to sell? Go ahead. And you know, I. It was kind of like an empty gesture.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ye.

[Marcus Parks]

And then he brought a. He brought a lamp to sell, like at the mer. And then as like a joke, I'm like, oh, that's funny. You know, whatever. And then every show, people bought the lamp every single fucking time. He made like an extra 100 bucks on the tour selling these goddamn lamps. I'm like, you're making more money selling lamps than you are doing comedy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. And that's the lesson. Sell lamps. But.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, but we got.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So if he just got into the lamp business, he'd be doing. Doing extremely well.

[Marcus Parks]

I was telling him and I'm like, you accidentally found your new thing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You should be selling lamps. Here's your $5. You know, like, thank you for doing comedy, but that is great. I was so excited.

[Marcus Parks]

Much fun, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I can't wait to join you in our Florida dates.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, no, we got a lot of we. Side stories. Has lots of dates. The Huntsville show was a wild success.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So much fun.

[Marcus Parks]

We're gonna be in May 7th. We're gonna be at the Fort Lauderdale slash. Dania Improv, whatever it's called now. I think the name might have changed, but list. We will be there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cannot wait.

[Marcus Parks]

Very excited for that show. That's going to be my hometown show. Lots of people come in that. That I grew up with. So it's going to be very emotional and weird.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's going to be interesting. We're going to be getting heckled a lot.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So just be there for that because you're going to want to be a part of that debacle.

[Marcus Parks]

And then the following day, we're going to be in Orlando, just two and a half hours north. And then our favorite place. Yeah, we the. At the Funny Bone. We sold that show out, but so we added A late show now, so. So if you weren't able to get tickets to the first show, there's now a second show available for you to get tickets at. And speaking of selling out the early show, we also did that in June at Dad's Garage Garage. And then we added a late show to that as well. So make sure you go get the tickets for that because we're going to do two shows back to back. Thank God. I'm actually really happy we get to do that twice this year because we've never done that before.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, we have no idea what we're going to do.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah, I don't know. Especially because we riff a lot, so it's going to be interesting. So it's actually worth it to come to both shows. It's like one long show.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're literally going to be completely different. And Ned Garage, we're specifically doing improv.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So that's going to be one. We are specifically going to be testing our improv skills. So we'll see how we go, how it goes. And go check out our Detroit show. We're at the Masonic on April 18th. You're going to come out. That is my beautiful wife's birthday.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, really?

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's going to be there.

[Marcus Parks]

She's going to come.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. I think it's because we're going to go see grandma. Oh, we gotta go see grandma. Nice. Yeah, we gotta get up there.

[Marcus Parks]

That's so sweet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh, man. Well, come on out to Detroit. It's going to be amazing. Our show is on fire. The Ryman was crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're gonna have a good one. You guys come and see us. You're gonna like it. And if you don't go yourself.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah. Oh, in November, we got Crime Wave.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Which will be come crimewave.com come, come see us. Because that is going to be an interesting time.

[Marcus Parks]

Yes. To say the least.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Contact in the desert. Oh, yeah. Contacting the desert. We have a busy year, dude.

[Marcus Parks]

I was looking at it. I'm like gone every other week for.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The rest of the year. We're extremely booked. But hey, booked and busy book and blessed every day.

[Marcus Parks]

Amen.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what I do. I get up every day. 3am I wash my face with sparkling water. I take a in a River. By 5:15am I am over at my inquisitor's home where I tell my secrets from the week before. And then by 7am I'm trailing my wife.

[Marcus Parks]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

By 8am I gotta go right to the do. I double for me and this comedian in Russia, best friends with Vladimir Putin and I do the translations for him.

[Marcus Parks]

Oh that's so nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's honestly been really great.

[Marcus Parks]

You've been doing so well that Henry actually replaced all the toilet paper with Peter Bread.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I like the pocket. Go to patreon.com last podcast and left to give us money to watch us talk. Go to the Twitch TV LPNTV and see us live this week. We have good put at 6pm Come and check us out. All right you. Bye. Hail Satan.

[Marcus Parks]

Hail Antarctica.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes hey listeners Marcus, Ed and Henry here. It's a little bit of an announcement.

[Marcus Parks]

You loving all the episodes of last podcast on the Left lately. Well listen now you can get even more from us.

[Henry Zebrowski]

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