Last Podcast on the Left – Side Stories: Attack of the Drones
Release Date: December 5, 2024
Hosts: Ed Larson & Henry Zabrowski
Network: The Last Podcast Network

1. Welcoming a New Co-Host

Timestamp: 01:23 - 02:35

Henry Zabrowski and Ed Larson kick off the episode with exciting news about introducing a new permanent third co-host to the "Side Stories" segment. Their enthusiasm is palpable as they joke about the challenges of incorporating a new personality into their dynamic.

Henry Zabrowski [02:14]: "Big news."

Ed Larson [02:17]: "Hunter, come in here."

2. The Hunter Biden Banter

Timestamp: 04:10 - 06:09

The hosts engage in their trademark irreverent humor, discussing Hunter Biden's recent release and speculating wildly about his future endeavors. Their conversation teeters between playful insults and exaggerated admiration, showcasing their unique comedic chemistry.

Henry Zabrowski [04:16]: "I just love his smile. I love that it's another person related to a president that I could draw from memory."

Ed Larson [04:38]: "Hunter Biden. I'm thinking either WWE or you Porn."

3. Orcas Sporting Salmon Hats

Timestamp: 06:16 - 08:38

Transitioning to a more bizarre topic, the hosts delve into the unusual behavior of orcas wearing salmon hats—a phenomenon that has resurfaced after a 37-year hiatus. They explore possible explanations, ranging from environmental factors to playful anthropomorphism, all while maintaining a humorous tone.

Henry Zabrowski [07:06]: "But yes, this is. It is true. Orcas are wearing salmon again on their heads after a 37-year gap."

Ed Larson [08:31]: "I love my orcas. Congrats on the salmon."

4. Chris Chan's Personal Developments

Timestamp: 08:50 - 13:07

The conversation shifts to Chris Chan, a controversial influencer, discussing recent allegations and personal life updates. The hosts navigate sensitive topics with their characteristic blend of mockery and curiosity, touching on accusations, relationship dynamics, and public statements.

Henry Zabrowski [12:31]: "Look at her. Is Chris Chan a get?"

Ed Larson [13:07]: "Oh, Christian, congratulations."

5. Predictions of an Alien Invasion

Timestamp: 13:15 - 25:22

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing Cliff High's predictions about a potential alien invasion triggered by Donald Trump's appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast. The hosts analyze these claims, linking them to recent drone sightings in the UK and the US. They debate the plausibility of such an event, exploring theories ranging from interdimensional beings to advanced unmanned aerial vehicles.

Henry Zabrowski [20:39]: "They said that if Trump does agree to go on Rogan... it would trigger a 39-day sequence that would end in an alien invasion."

Ed Larson [24:22]: "I have a theory. Whenever we see stuff like this... it's actually like a malfunction on their part."

6. Real Drone and UFO Sightings

Timestamp: 25:22 - 34:12

Ed Larson and Henry Zabrowski delve into recent reports of mysterious drones across New Jersey and Arizona, sharing footage and eyewitness accounts. They discuss the characteristics of these drones—comparable in size to sedans, oddly shaped, and equipped with unusual lighting. The hosts offer various theories, from government experiments to extraterrestrial technology, while highlighting the increasing frequency of such sightings.

Henry Zabrowski [22:29]: "They are weirdly shaped. They look like stingrays."

Ed Larson [28:28]: "Look at this one. It looks like a plane."

7. Revisiting the D.B. Cooper Mystery

Timestamp: 35:06 - 38:19

The podcast revisits the enduring mystery of D.B. Cooper, discussing recent claims by Cooper's family that relate him to other skyjacking incidents. The hosts analyze the plausibility of these claims, debating whether Cooper survived his infamous jump and the potential for his capture by extraterrestrial forces.

Henry Zabrowski [36:16]: "I personally think that he died. But these families keep pushing it because there was a book, D.B. Cooper, the Real McCoy..."

Ed Larson [38:03]: "Yeah, that's not too much?"

8. Listener UFO Encounter Stories

Timestamp: 44:35 - 60:47

The duo shares and dissects listener-submitted UFO encounter stories, blending skepticism with open-mindedness. These accounts range from hallucinatory experiences during spiritual tours to odd celestial phenomena resembling familiar figures. The hosts critique the credibility of these stories while entertaining speculations about their origins.

Listener Story [50:06]: A freelance gaffer describes a transformative experience during a vortex tour in Sedona, where an entity communicates profound messages through vivid visualizations.

Ed Larson [55:18]: "Sounds like you sat on a peyote cactus."

Henry Zabrowski [60:51]: "I love every day knowing that I get my crack rock from my local crack guy."

9. Concluding Remarks and Upcoming Events

Timestamp: 61:08 - End

Wrapping up, the hosts promote upcoming live shows and encourage listeners to engage with their content through Patreon and other platforms. Their sign-off is a blend of humorous banter and promotional messaging, staying true to their entertaining style.

Henry Zabrowski [61:24]: "And keep your ear to the ground. We might do it, we might not."

Ed Larson [62:41]: "Rock and roll. See you guys next week."

Key Takeaways:

• Humorous Analysis: The hosts maintain a comedic tone while discussing serious and bizarre topics, making the content engaging and entertaining.
• Open-Minded Skepticism: While poking fun, they also express genuine curiosity about unexplained phenomena like UAPs and mysterious drone sightings.
• Listener Engagement: Sharing and dissecting listener stories fosters a sense of community and involvement among their audience.

Notable Quotes:

• Henry Zabrowski: "Everything is real in terms of. If one thing is real, everything is real." (Timestamp: 25:03)
• Ed Larson: "What's it gonna be? Imagine if Kim Kardashian." (Timestamp: 05:07)
• Ed Larson: "Hunter Biden should fight Mike Tyson." (Timestamp: 05:54)

This episode of "Last Podcast on the Left" masterfully blends dark humor with discussions on current and quirky events, providing listeners with both laughs and intriguing topics to ponder.