Side Stories: Attack of the Drones

Summary

Last Podcast on the Left – Side Stories: Attack of the Drones
Release Date: December 5, 2024
Hosts: Ed Larson & Henry Zabrowski
Network: The Last Podcast Network

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1. Welcoming a New Co-Host

Timestamp: 01:23 - 02:35

Henry Zabrowski and Ed Larson kick off the episode with exciting news about introducing a new permanent third co-host to the "Side Stories" segment. Their enthusiasm is palpable as they joke about the challenges of incorporating a new personality into their dynamic.

Henry Zabrowski [02:14]: "Big news."

Ed Larson [02:17]: "Hunter, come in here."

2. The Hunter Biden Banter

Timestamp: 04:10 - 06:09

The hosts engage in their trademark irreverent humor, discussing Hunter Biden's recent release and speculating wildly about his future endeavors. Their conversation teeters between playful insults and exaggerated admiration, showcasing their unique comedic chemistry.

Henry Zabrowski [04:16]: "I just love his smile. I love that it's another person related to a president that I could draw from memory."

Ed Larson [04:38]: "Hunter Biden. I'm thinking either WWE or you Porn."

3. Orcas Sporting Salmon Hats

Timestamp: 06:16 - 08:38

Transitioning to a more bizarre topic, the hosts delve into the unusual behavior of orcas wearing salmon hats—a phenomenon that has resurfaced after a 37-year hiatus. They explore possible explanations, ranging from environmental factors to playful anthropomorphism, all while maintaining a humorous tone.

Henry Zabrowski [07:06]: "But yes, this is. It is true. Orcas are wearing salmon again on their heads after a 37-year gap."

Ed Larson [08:31]: "I love my orcas. Congrats on the salmon."

4. Chris Chan's Personal Developments

Timestamp: 08:50 - 13:07

The conversation shifts to Chris Chan, a controversial influencer, discussing recent allegations and personal life updates. The hosts navigate sensitive topics with their characteristic blend of mockery and curiosity, touching on accusations, relationship dynamics, and public statements.

Henry Zabrowski [12:31]: "Look at her. Is Chris Chan a get?"

Ed Larson [13:07]: "Oh, Christian, congratulations."

5. Predictions of an Alien Invasion

Timestamp: 13:15 - 25:22

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing Cliff High's predictions about a potential alien invasion triggered by Donald Trump's appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast. The hosts analyze these claims, linking them to recent drone sightings in the UK and the US. They debate the plausibility of such an event, exploring theories ranging from interdimensional beings to advanced unmanned aerial vehicles.

Henry Zabrowski [20:39]: "They said that if Trump does agree to go on Rogan... it would trigger a 39-day sequence that would end in an alien invasion."

Ed Larson [24:22]: "I have a theory. Whenever we see stuff like this... it's actually like a malfunction on their part."

6. Real Drone and UFO Sightings

Timestamp: 25:22 - 34:12

Ed Larson and Henry Zabrowski delve into recent reports of mysterious drones across New Jersey and Arizona, sharing footage and eyewitness accounts. They discuss the characteristics of these drones—comparable in size to sedans, oddly shaped, and equipped with unusual lighting. The hosts offer various theories, from government experiments to extraterrestrial technology, while highlighting the increasing frequency of such sightings.

Henry Zabrowski [22:29]: "They are weirdly shaped. They look like stingrays."

Ed Larson [28:28]: "Look at this one. It looks like a plane."

7. Revisiting the D.B. Cooper Mystery

Timestamp: 35:06 - 38:19

The podcast revisits the enduring mystery of D.B. Cooper, discussing recent claims by Cooper's family that relate him to other skyjacking incidents. The hosts analyze the plausibility of these claims, debating whether Cooper survived his infamous jump and the potential for his capture by extraterrestrial forces.

Henry Zabrowski [36:16]: "I personally think that he died. But these families keep pushing it because there was a book, D.B. Cooper, the Real McCoy..."

Ed Larson [38:03]: "Yeah, that's not too much?"

8. Listener UFO Encounter Stories

Timestamp: 44:35 - 60:47

The duo shares and dissects listener-submitted UFO encounter stories, blending skepticism with open-mindedness. These accounts range from hallucinatory experiences during spiritual tours to odd celestial phenomena resembling familiar figures. The hosts critique the credibility of these stories while entertaining speculations about their origins.

Listener Story [50:06]: A freelance gaffer describes a transformative experience during a vortex tour in Sedona, where an entity communicates profound messages through vivid visualizations.

Ed Larson [55:18]: "Sounds like you sat on a peyote cactus."

Henry Zabrowski [60:51]: "I love every day knowing that I get my crack rock from my local crack guy."

9. Concluding Remarks and Upcoming Events

Timestamp: 61:08 - End

Wrapping up, the hosts promote upcoming live shows and encourage listeners to engage with their content through Patreon and other platforms. Their sign-off is a blend of humorous banter and promotional messaging, staying true to their entertaining style.

Henry Zabrowski [61:24]: "And keep your ear to the ground. We might do it, we might not."

Ed Larson [62:41]: "Rock and roll. See you guys next week."

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Key Takeaways:

• Humorous Analysis: The hosts maintain a comedic tone while discussing serious and bizarre topics, making the content engaging and entertaining.
• Open-Minded Skepticism: While poking fun, they also express genuine curiosity about unexplained phenomena like UAPs and mysterious drone sightings.
• Listener Engagement: Sharing and dissecting listener stories fosters a sense of community and involvement among their audience.

Notable Quotes:

• Henry Zabrowski: "Everything is real in terms of. If one thing is real, everything is real." (Timestamp: 25:03)
• Ed Larson: "What's it gonna be? Imagine if Kim Kardashian." (Timestamp: 05:07)
• Ed Larson: "Hunter Biden should fight Mike Tyson." (Timestamp: 05:54)

This episode of "Last Podcast on the Left" masterfully blends dark humor with discussions on current and quirky events, providing listeners with both laughs and intriguing topics to ponder.

Transcript

[Henry Zabrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

This is the last podcast on the left. Side Stories.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side Stories. Yes. First of all, what a lovely day to be in New York City. Our childhood homes. Comedy childhoods.

[Ed Larson]

Comedy childhood.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And it's. You're from here, I'm from here. I'm from here. Not to brag, but I never get to do this. We never get to do this as a show.

[Ed Larson]

What's that?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Bringing somebody new? A new permanent third co host to side Stories.

[Ed Larson]

Big news.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Big news.

[Ed Larson]

Big news.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I. I can't believe it. Obviously, it took a lot to really work it out, but I'd like to introduce you one of our favorite comedians who's going to be joining side Stories permanently.

[Ed Larson]

Big news.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Big news.

[Ed Larson]

Rock and roll.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hunter, come in here.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Hunter Biden, everybody. Come on in, brother. Come on in.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Fool.

[Ed Larson]

You fool.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You. You fucking idiots.

[Ed Larson]

Free at last. Free at last.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I love you, Hunter.

[Ed Larson]

He went to the mountaintop, folks.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Dude, I love a guy that got to smoke crack. Smile along the way and make it out alive.

[Ed Larson]

Who do you think has had more sex in the White House? Hunter Biden or jfk?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Ooh, man. Bill Clinton. Come on. In terms of gay sex, it might be Abraham Lincoln.

[Ed Larson]

Free Chelsea Clinton.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Where is she at? Yeah, let's Investigate Chelsea Clinton. Can we investigate Chelsea Clinton? Welcome to side Stories. I'm Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And we are going to be actively investigating Chelsea Clinton and whether or not she has nipple rings.

[Ed Larson]

That's right.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I want to see him. We were here. We're here in New York City.

[Ed Larson]

City. We're staying show on Saturday with the last podcast on the left at King's Theater.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Come check us out. We're gonna be great. And we're in Philly on Friday. But it won't even matter for you because those tickets are assisted. Sold out.

[Ed Larson]

Sold out, baby. That's right, man.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And I will be making an appearance as everybody's favorite not president.

[Ed Larson]

Whoa. Who's that gonna be? I'm guessing Jeffrey Epstein.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yep. My favorite guy. You know, you guys, I love him.

[Ed Larson]

Your favorite politician.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I love that guy. He was honestly one of the most powerful comp. One of the most powerful politicians of all time, if you can call him that.

[Ed Larson]

Also, don't forget, we're going to be at the Masonic Lodge on December 21st with Classy Night out. It's going to be a blast. There's still a couple tickets left for that. That's in Los Angeles at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Please join us for that.

[Henry Zabrowski]

All right, now, I. This is a lot of news is coming out. Obviously, we celebrated Hunter Biden's freedom.

[Ed Larson]

God damn.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I just love. Again, I love his smile. I love that it's another person related to a president that I could draw his by memory. And I really appreciate that about him. I get. We love his energy here.

[Ed Larson]

That's right.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We love what he brings to the table. We think he's a fun guy and he's going to get out there. And I'm hoping next, what's Hunter Biden's next step? Z.

[Ed Larson]

Hunter Biden. I'm thinking either WWE or you Porn.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Wow. Yep. I could see.

[Ed Larson]

Imagine if Kim Kardashian.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Can we make this happen?

[Ed Larson]

Can. Can Hunter Biden start dating Kim Kardashian? New sex tape.

[Henry Zabrowski]

See, I feel like even Kim Kardashian's old. I think we need somebody new. I think that he needs to go steal Bianca. Sensory. Who's that? Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Zabrowski]

New nipples out, lady.

[Ed Larson]

Dude.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I mean, I feel scared for her. She makes me feel kind of uncomfortable, man.

[Ed Larson]

Do you think Hunter Biden's trapped right now?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Like a gun, a dildo? It's a huge penis. He doesn't need one. He really doesn't need one.

[Ed Larson]

Imagine if he had one like on his back though. He strap on on his back and.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Like, come on now. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[Ed Larson]

Hop on the small of my back.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hop on the small on my damn back. I want you to come on the small of my damn back.

[Ed Larson]

Ah, yes. Good old free. Free Hunter Biden.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. I love that he's out there and I love that he's. He's. He's gonna fuck your wife. He's gonna fuck your wife. He's gonna ruin a dinner reservation. And I love that for him. He gets to be out there. You know what? Also fight Mike Tyson.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hunter Biden should fight Mike Tyson. And then when the winner of that fights Donnie Trump Jr. Wow, man. I think that's. I think that's the way to do this. Come on, let's just turn it all into a big, giant, soul sucking, empty entertainment venture.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God. He should know who he should is Gil Foyle.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

That'd be really great move for him.

[Henry Zabrowski]

She's very skinny.

[Ed Larson]

Very skinny. Maybe too skinny.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Like, she creeps me out.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Oh, that's her whole thing.

[Henry Zabrowski]

She creeps me out. She's very frightening. Speaking of frightening. Okay, big news. So not just. This is the second big news.

[Ed Larson]

Are we going to skip updates?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, the updates I have. I mean, this is.

[Ed Larson]

Orcas are wearing salmon hats again.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, the orca. Yes, that is true.

[Ed Larson]

That's a huge update.

[Henry Zabrowski]

All right, we'll do. Let's do.

[Ed Larson]

I feel like we're the ones who like. I feel like the orcas have been listening to our show. They've only been going up in popularity since we've been talking about them. We brought up the salmon hats months ago.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We did.

[Ed Larson]

And now guess what?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Wearing them again.

[Ed Larson]

Back in style, dude.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I mean, it's like when you walk around New York City and everybody's dressed like it's Kramer versus Kramer. Everybody is dressed like it's a. It's an episode. They're all like NPCs from the background of Seinfeld.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But yes, this is. It is true. Orcas are wearing salmons again on their heads after a 37 year gap. I found it interesting is that in 1987, I was reading a cool article about this is that apparently they do sort of. They don't really know the source of why they know that they have community.

[Ed Larson]

It's bad. It's a style.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But they said that it might. There actually might be a real reason too. Is that they were at that time period in 1987. When it happened was a time when this. This group, this pod, the K pod or whatever was in this. This harbor and there was an overabundance of salmon. So part of them thinks that maybe some of the behavior is literally salmon storage on the edge of their heads and that they think get to it.

[Ed Larson]

Later type of deal.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And then they also think now the reason why that's actually coming back is more is kind of interesting is that now it's the J pod, I think is what they're called that are now doing it. And they're saying that they think some of those guys used to be members of K pod. Oh. So it's like they're bringing back old. It's like they're doing. They're retcon.

[Ed Larson]

That's.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They're bringing it back.

[Ed Larson]

They're nostalgic.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's nostalgic again. And member berries.

[Ed Larson]

That's amazing.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's all it is.

[Ed Larson]

I love my orcas. Congrats on the salmon. Salmon probably easy to catch. Also expensive to the ocean. You know, they're slower because they've been working so hard. Their skin's off, you know, So I think that easy to catch. Wear them as a hat.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's just making judgment calls about salmon, and I'm not going to do that to you.

[Ed Larson]

I love that we both had salmon for lunch.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We did. And he got a bigger piece.

[Ed Larson]

That's right.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I watched him get a bigger piece.

[Ed Larson]

I should have gotten the bigger piece.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Why?

[Ed Larson]

Because I'm bigger than you and I need more food.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But I'm just as dense, you know?

[Ed Larson]

Yes, you're just as dense, but I need more salmon than you do. And I think.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I know I could have.

[Ed Larson]

I don't agree, to be honest with you.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I know. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Of course.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I eat a pound and a half at home in one plank. It's not good. But yes, this one update, the other update. There is another update which you're not going to be happy with.

[Ed Larson]

What's this one?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Our favorite lady, the sexiest person in the influencer world, Chris Chan. Oh, might be a mommy. We are looking at it right now. Chris Chan has made a bit of a what there's calling a coquettish statement about maybe being a mommy, saying that they are now they've been seen regularly at the same con I was with last time with a really good friend of mine, Kid Cadet, who runs these cons. Like they would. Like, this is the same time when Chris Chan, like, just showed up at that place I was at in Raleigh last January. You Remember that?

[Ed Larson]

No.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Do you remember when I was saying that he.

[Ed Larson]

I just learned about Chris Chan on the show a couple months ago that their existence.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Dude, I think we talked a little bit about this, about how Chris Chan was at this Comic Con, this anim. This animate con and Raleigh that I went to and did you put a baby in them? She were there. No, they can't hold the baby yet. She's got a girlfriend that goes by the name of Flutter. At the time, remember I told. Oh yeah, it's gross. It's like Robin Williams film Chris Chan again. And I can't wait to tell Dave Willis this because at the time I was trying to explain to the crew from Aqua Teen you might not want to be hanging with Christian. This person that's going to come. And they were like who? And then I described Christian to them. They're like, oh, we met them today and they are very strange. And I was like big fans of Aqua Teen. And then they brought Christian then brought her new girlfriend, Girlfriend Flutter to the anime Raleigh Con. This today. Like literally it was like two days ago I saw the same pictures. Guess who was in the background of all of them?

[Ed Larson]

You.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Dave Willis. Oh, he was in the background of every one of those pictures of Christian Flutter. And he is going to love that now.

[Ed Larson]

Nutter Flutter.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's, that's. That is actually I would call G is definitely another Flutter. Christine Chandler, also known as Chris Chan was seen out and about with their new girlfriend. Now we don't know whether or not.

[Ed Larson]

Flutters are girlfriend jail.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No. So the story was was that Chris Chan was accused of doing full on full cor. Press incestuals upon their mother. She apparently did a sexual assault to her mother. The charges were dropped by her dementia ridden mother. Okay, now those charges were dropped. Now that was kind of put together. I forget the name of the troll. It was Bella Isabella Jenky who was this horrible, horrible person that it seems put Chris Chan up to either do it for real or just talk about it and put it in writing. Which got them arrested. Then they were released because the Georges were dropped. Now they are out. They are obviously they are strange, obviously. But they are looks to be happily in love. If you look at this, they don't. They are being again very, very coy about it. But you see a picture of it's Christian with a. A young, very, very young lady by the name of Flutter. That tiny. According to Internet rumors is comes from big money. Does it need Chris Chan's influence which makes it pure.

[Ed Larson]

Is Chris Chan a get. Are they like. Are they like a hot commodity or is this like.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Look at her.

[Ed Larson]

It's a fucking nightmare. Human.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Absolutely not. But they were just talking about this a little bit. We're going to move on right now. I'm just saying that it turns out. But according to Christian, they made a statement about them possibly being pregnant. And that statement is rather vague, according to Christian. When the child. When the child is actually coming into play for summer. Somewhere around that point. Or I might. I just might keep y'all in the dark and that y'all know until. And wait till after the child is born. That's word for word.

[Ed Larson]

Ugh.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The statement. So, Christian, congratulations. I hope she is a feminine child.

[Ed Larson]

I hope she's an abortion.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We'll see. I don't know if we're gonna get there. I don't know if we're gonna get all the way there. Christian first has to run for House of Representatives, which I will be proudly voting for the first trans member of the House of Representatives.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

By voting for Chris Chan.

[Ed Larson]

Is that as well at this point? No, there's someone in there now.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Who's in there?

[Ed Larson]

I don't know their name, unfortunately.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You fucking piece of fucking shit. How fucking dairy. Sarah McBride this year.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Congrats, Sarah McBride. I won't take that. I won't take that from you.

[Ed Larson]

You can't take it from them.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I can do a lot of stuff.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah. They're already. They're telling. They're telling them they can't use the bathroom already.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I just am. So I just got. We got to move past this Isn't that show. Talk about that. It makes me that everybody's really stupid and it's a fucking massive waste of time and they should just. Just the idea of telling someone where they can go to the bathroom makes me want to fucking flip out.

[Ed Larson]

It's weird to have a news show when I refuse to read the news these days.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, it's like we read the real news, Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

That's right.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And such as this extremely, extremely real shit that's going on. We just did a little bit of a breakdown of this on Dan Soder's podcast, but we got to save it for. Here I am in New York City during what has been called, what they're trying to say might be a predicted alien invasion. This came from a person by the name of Cliff High. Cliff High predicted this. Now, they did a computer scientist known for his past predictions, using a tool they called predictive Linguistics a high. Who previously predicted the 2004 Indonesian tsunami.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But that was one.

[Ed Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And they also. To the day.

[Ed Larson]

Or that that was just going to.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Happen to the day. And they also said that they called 9 11.

[Ed Larson]

You can't say you called 911 after 9 11.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They said after that they had called the plane hits the building. I called it. No.

[Ed Larson]

You didn't tell anybody.

[Henry Zabrowski]

This is just.

[Ed Larson]

You didn't tell anyone that you're a criminal. Then you're. If you're implicated, you're correct.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But have you seen any of the stuff with LeBron James pretending to have like read or like, no things?

[Ed Larson]

No.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That like LeBron James has.

[Ed Larson]

I mean I do that all the time.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He has an issue where he has been caught red handed not knowing what he's talking about. And he always says, oh yeah, I read that. Oh yeah, I'm working on that. Right. I'm always.

[Ed Larson]

Of course he doesn't know anything. He was a pro basketball player at 18.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's.

[Ed Larson]

How would he know anything?

[Henry Zabrowski]

He. I like that he's into candles and he is trying to read more.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And I love LeBron James. I love him. I think the. In terms of a. A man to look up to as a business leader and a father and a. And competitor.

[Ed Larson]

My, my Bron James, Miami, right now.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He's good to look up to.

[Ed Larson]

Rise from your grave.

[Henry Zabrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

This is.

[Henry Zabrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

Of course he was going to be on Rogan.

[Henry Zabrowski]

There was you know, there's a couple days where we didn't know whether or not because they were trying to get Kamala and him. And then we, you know, then Rogan came out and just became a Trumper and all that went down in like four days.

[Ed Larson]

Of course, became a Trumper. He came to his studio and did an interview.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He always was, but it's like now we know that Rogan is. But he always was. And then having Trump be there is how we then know that he is for certain that he is. And then it's why he's complicit and why he's gonna be and eventually be sort of to blame for everything that's to come. But the, this guy Donald Trump is like. So they said that according to Cliff High putting to the machines.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That if Trump does agree to go on Rogan, and I don't know why, I think it's because that this is considered to be a high benchmark for audience like 20 million people about listening to Rogan.

[Ed Larson]

I would say it's.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Which is, it's close to rivaling Howard Stern at his peak, which is probably one of the most listened to show in modern history.

[Ed Larson]

It's crazier with Rogan though, because with Stern he was the only thing people could listen to.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, also he did it in the OG way where they had a spread from terrestrial radio station to terrestrial radio station. It's different, but it's just more just maybe that's why he said that when that was triggered, it would trigger a 39 day sequence that would end in an alien invasion. That would be the way we'd see it is a fight between US military and these unknown like crafts or whatever the shit.

[Ed Larson]

But that didn't happen, did it?

[Henry Zabrowski]

So in the UK for the last two weeks, outside of the lake and Heath, this is a, another. This is an air force base, the Royal Air Force Base. They have been getting these drone incursions that they have. They've been calling them drones. This is now all over the place. It happened all over this weekend in New Jersey, Arizona. You need to look at this shit.

[Ed Larson]

Did they say, wasn't there a one over Brooklyn?

[Henry Zabrowski]

I didn't see one. I did not see the one over Brooklyn, but I saw, I just was watching live footage of New Jersey drones.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Literally happened. He said that. So the 39 day that Time Eater ran out. December 3rd. Okay, so on December 3rd, mysterious drones. This comes from USA Today. Mysterious drones have been reported flying over parts of New Jersey in recent weeks, leading to an Investigation involving mold, multiple police agencies, even the FBI. So this is. It's legit.

[Ed Larson]

How big are the drones?

[Henry Zabrowski]

They say that they're about the size of sedans.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, that's huge.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And they are weirdly shaped. They look like stingrays.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They have an odd assortment of lights, different colored lights, and they keep showing up in front of the airport. Now, this is images and footage of the drones. They've been circulating online. We saw these. This was in Morris County. They were. They've emerged from multiple counties. Morris County, Somerset, Warren and Sussex counties. They have no idea what they are. They were first spotted in November 18th. This is just the New Jersey drones. The UK drones have also been seen for the last two weeks. And now the UK stuff is getting so hot and bothered that they're starting to shut down. Civilians filming the drones. You have to look at the footage. The key is to really see what this shit looks like.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And the stuff over the. The stuff over. Not just the Arizona. This, that. The Arizona stuff is also wild. Look at this video. This happened three days ago.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Look at this massive object.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, that's clear.

[Henry Zabrowski]

So this is. And you're gonna.

[Ed Larson]

Three objects, dude.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's not gonna even be one. Watch this. So it looks like it's three separate objects. You see this big, massive, kind of squiggly light.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

By a little red light. And this other light on top. What you're going to now see is these other lights. I'm going to skip ahead a little bit so you could see. Because see the guy now, he. He see how this other light has popped up.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

This light.

[Ed Larson]

Were any of those helicopters investigating?

[Henry Zabrowski]

No. And then you're going to watch it. Slowly but surely. It's one object, buddy.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, you think that's one object?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

And it's in Arizona.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It is where the. See how it forms a darkened triangle?

[Ed Larson]

Cool.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It is one giant object. It is very, very, very similar to the Phoenix Lights.

[Ed Larson]

I have a theory. Whenever we see stuff like this, like, you know, like I said, I'm still dipping my toe into aliens and ufology and all that stuff. So I feel like I almost have like, a clearer view of it because I don't know. Too much information.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. You're not as. But you're just not as bogged.

[Ed Larson]

I think that whenever you see stuff like this, it's actually like a malfunction on their part.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I. You know, they actually talk about this. They do talk about this within circles, about the idea of. Let's say this is highly Protracted. There's a completely. There's no. There's no reality to this, but it's. It's a thought process. Let's say they are actually biological creatures.

[Ed Larson]

Okay. Right.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Like, let's say one of the things. We talked about this today in Sodor's episode, and. But I do get. What I hold is that everything is real in terms of. If one thing is real, everything is real. So I think that not only do they live in the ocean, they also come from other planets. They're also interdimensional. They're also us from the future. And they're also like. They are.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, there's multiple different races from different places. Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But let's say they're biological ones. That's real. Who. Let's say we think like people and they want. The goal is for it to be a recon mission. Right. That's why. That's. Maybe that's ostensibly why they're doing these things. They're gonna go. They're looking out into the various folds of the universe to find resources. You know, there's always that kind of story that they use. Independence Day famously uses it with the. They've run out of resources, so they run here to get hours. Yeah, but who would you send across the universe to go look for shit?

[Ed Larson]

A drone?

[Henry Zabrowski]

I think that's one unmanned.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Or an idiot.

[Ed Larson]

You would send that? Well, we. First thing we sent in the space was a dog. A dog? Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You'd send somebody you could afford to lose out there. This is an A team.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Oh, you think so?

[Henry Zabrowski]

I think that if you get here, you were sent here to get away from your family.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, Columbus was B team.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He was B team.

[Ed Larson]

He was B team. Italy's like, go, fuck, yes. We're going with America.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Vespucci, He's V team.

[Ed Larson]

B team. He was B team.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yep. So it's like, maybe these guys are B team. If that's one of the. That's one of the angles. But look at this. This was also seen two days over Jersey. Again, it looks like a big.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, it looks like a big thing.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's a big. It is one big object. Now, we. We talked a little bit last week about the UAP Congressional hearing. We're getting in more detail over the next couple of weeks about what a congressional hearing is, all that type of shit. But they talked about how some of this stuff is obviously retrofitted human technology, but this fucking ain't.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, it's just lights, though.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I know, but it's. It's what the lights are. They don't know what the living fuck they are. They are. They are thick, dude.

[Ed Larson]

So they were only up for one night and they were. They were gone.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, they've been saying that they've been coming for repeat performances. People are going out like they're for the. For the uk. They've put out a live stream. I found it on Reddit. They keep shutting them down. There are live streams of Lake and Heath that you can go watch. And they've been calling them. They've been saying, here they come. They're coming now. And then you watch these little points of light, and they're not. They keep saying that they're researching this stuff, and the only answer that they can come back with is like, it's. They seem to not be dangerous. So they're up there. But the ones in Jersey, man, some of these ones in Jersey are. They are physically like they are there. They. They look like actual. Like. I don't know how to describe it. They look like little planes. They look like they. There's a reason why they're calling them drones.

[Ed Larson]

Look at. This is the Brooklyn, NYC, November 12th footage that I saw the other day. I don't know. I don't know what's real and what's not real at all. Like, looks like it's easily made. So, you know, obviously, I don't know for sure, but yeah, there was the Brooklyn. There's some weird object over Brooklyn. I don't know where. There it is.

[Henry Zabrowski]

There it is. Yeah. A metal sphere.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, man. I don't know what that is.

[Ed Larson]

You know they're coming. Who cares, though, right?

[Henry Zabrowski]

I don't think that. How do you put it? It's not that I don't hear. There's one UOP flying over Mexico last night. Look at this fucking thing.

[Ed Larson]

What's that?

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's creepy as fuck.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, but the thing is, it's like.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, it's just ramping up like a mother.

[Ed Larson]

But do you think it's ramping up? Because we are getting better with drones and people just think that our personal drones are UAPs.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I. This is. This is a question that we have to figure out. This is a question we have to figure out.

[Ed Larson]

I guess there's just more and more drones everywhere, and all of a sudden, now there's more. Now there's more UAPs.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's just that they look like they're. They don't look like anything that anybody has. That's what's up, is that they don't look like anything, Eddie. They don't look like other planes. We don't know where they're coming from. They're saying that we can't find their origin of flight. They can't. They don't know what direction they're coming from. They're just popping up in the sky. They're not like, that's what's. That's why there's also a part of me that wonders if it's a fully natural phenomenon. If the stuff that comes out of the ocean is like literally another type of animal or something that we just don't physically understand. We just don't understand like the abyss. So maybe I have dreams about the abyss all the time.

[Ed Larson]

I love the abyss.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I always have dreams where I. That is a common occurrence for me. For dreams that I fall it into a big like ocean and I. And I can breathe the water.

[Ed Larson]

That's fun.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Maybe it's because I'm fish.

[Ed Larson]

You may be part fish. Who knows? A little bit of a walrus.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Whatever, dude. Oh God, man.

[Ed Larson]

I don't know. I mean, but what they're doing nothing. What are they doing? Just observing.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They don't know what to do.

[Ed Larson]

Hanging out, dude.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They literally don't know what the fuck to do. Look at this. This is what they're talking about. This is over Jersey. See this, this weird ass configuration? It looks like a natural formation. Like it doesn't look.

[Ed Larson]

It is moving.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It is moving and it's swirling and the fucking like. You see that's solid as fuck.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Like what is this shit? Like legitimately? It's just. I just. I don't know, man. Because it is ramped up noticeably.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

In the last month.

[Ed Larson]

So what are. Do you have any theories? You keep saying I don't know, but like.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, it's. If it could possibly be. I mean all of our audience is gonna be like, you know how much of our audience, they all hate to have them hate that. So it's so hard to like.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, I hate it too, but I'm learn. I'm doing my best to learn and be a part of it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Look at the news and tell me it's not going crazy. You know, that's the difference. It's like the legit. When the legit news stands there, like not even the funny, silly news. You have two anchors like you're watching in New Jersey and that New Jersey when that these two anchors are openly arguing about what it is and they're all like. They're talking to the police and they're talking to the FBI, the police are asking people in New Jersey to tell them what it is. They don't know what the. So they're all like, that's what's hard, is that you expect that because obviously a lot of it will. Does end up getting debunked, which is good. But they try to do it kind of quickly and it's seems to be coming faster than they can debunk it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And it's. I. What if we made a big mistake on November 5th?

[Ed Larson]

Oh, it doesn't have anything to do with that.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I don't think. Yeah, I honestly do think it's. There's a lot of people that want to attach it to it, and I don't. I don't want to attach it to it because I don't think that anybody's any. I don't think in the end, like, if he literally didn't come for Hitler, like, you're not coming for our president.

[Ed Larson]

They don't understand the news. They don't understand English.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Then why is it happening now then? To you? Why would it be happening now?

[Ed Larson]

To me, why would it be happening now? I think that it's always happened. Do we have more cameras than ever? I think we have more drones than ever.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The only.

[Ed Larson]

There's more technology than ever. So I think there's a lot more things being mistaken as UFOs.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But we had that five years ago. We had the same stuff. Yeah, five years ago. Pretty much.

[Ed Larson]

Don't you think it goes in fads?

[Henry Zabrowski]

It does. You know, famously goes in fads. They call them flaps. UFOs are, you know, like, they do. They co. In waves. It is very, very. All the time.

[Ed Larson]

And we're gonna. If there's like three shark attacks next week, we're gonna forget about this.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Dude, this is. These again. These are these. It's. This is why it's weird, man. It's because of the way they blink.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And they are in a situation like the Phoenix.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They're in a line. Yeah. It's really weird. And that's why they keep. And, but. And I guess that my main issue truly is the. Is the fact that they're calling them drones.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know what I mean? Is that if they weren't calling them drones. Look at this one.

[Ed Larson]

Well, it's the ultimate.

[Henry Zabrowski]

This is the one I saw. Look at this one.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, but, you know, this one.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Looks like a plane.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

This one literally looks like a plane, but it's not one.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, no, it's mimicking a Plane.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's fucking frightening. Right? That's frightening. That's weird. As.

[Ed Larson]

And this is on the actual news.

[Henry Zabrowski]

This is on the news. This isn't from one of my silly little websites. This is on the NBC News. So whatever it is, even though I'm like, let's just say I'm not going to put them above them. I'm not going to put the media above being full of absolute shit.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But this is. This is pretty interesting. I don't know. Everyone's gonna be yelling, everybody debunks. Everybody's so smart. Eddie. I know. The Reddit. Reddit's so smart. All the people out there are so smart. They know so much better. So I know you're all cursing at me and calling me an idiot, but I do think that maybe there might be something there. But, you know, just go on just living your life. It does technically change nothing, so it doesn't really matter.

[Ed Larson]

What would it take for people as a whole to believe.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I don't.

[Ed Larson]

Other than like Trump shaking hands with a fucking alien.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They don't think I would. I wouldn't believe. I believe it less if Trump did it. I think that we are past that point. I don't think that we'd ever believe it. I think that it would have to literally take a mass actual invasion for people to think it's actually real. And I think that if it happens in a subtle way, people will acclimate it to it so fast that it also won't matter.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Do you look for. Do you look in the sky all the time.

[Henry Zabrowski]

All the time.

[Ed Larson]

Trying to find something.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Every time. When I'm in a plane, When I'm out anywhere in the country.

[Ed Larson]

When you found nothing.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I've never seen anything.

[Ed Larson]

You've never seen anything?

[Henry Zabrowski]

No.

[Ed Larson]

I had a dream we saw something recently. What we see, we saw a little light in the sky that zoom. That zipped.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It could happen this weekend. It's all over the place. But I don't know why. Side Stories, lpotlgmail.com. why do you think if it's real? Let's just cut all the people who think it's. You don't think it's real. You just don't pay attention to that. For those of you that don't. That think it's real, why now? Why would there be an uptick?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Find out. We will fucking find out. I put it to the audience. New DB Cooper alert. This guy's not anything. I don't. I barely want to cover this story. It's just in the news. So I just figure that we should just at least talk about how, like, the family of a guy by the name of Richard McCoy was the. They. This family is certain that this man was D.B. cooper because he also got arrested for a skyjacking, I guess, just months after the DB Cooper thing. And they found.

[Ed Larson]

So that would have assumed that D.B. cooper lived then.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. And that they found his. They say that they have his parachute that was retrofitted specifically. And it could not be anybody else's parachute, according to this family. And they had to wait for their mom to die to talk about it because they're more than certain she's involved.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, because she had the money. Yeah. But D.B. cooper jumped out of 32,000ft.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, no, it was, like, lower than that, or. I think that's the reason why it was so dangerous, is because it was. I don't remember. I don't remember all of the.

[Ed Larson]

You wouldn't just freeze. It's cold.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I think that he died.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I personally think that he died. But these.

[Ed Larson]

But they never found anything. They never found the cash and everything. Were they over the ocean?

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, they were in a mountain. If he's. He splatted into a side of a mountain and a bunch of birds took that money and made fucking, like, nests with it, as far as I'm concerned. But they keep. They keep pushing it because there was a book, D.B. cooper, the Real McCoy, that does talk about this being the. The actual D.B. cooper, that McCoy was the real D.B. cooper. But the family sued them.

[Ed Larson]

This family.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. Sued the author of that book and they got it shut down.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

So, I mean, so they even said.

[Ed Larson]

Themselves it's not true.

[Henry Zabrowski]

They do. I just. Well, because I think it's because the mother if it. That's the only thing that makes me interested. It's because the mother has something to hide.

[Ed Larson]

They should have to give the money back to the guy they sued if they're going to come out and say that it is father now, I'll tell you that much.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I don't think. I think that's why they're trying to do this, is they're trying to get money. Because I think that money's gone.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I don't think they got any of that DB Cooper money because it was like 75 grand 100 years ago.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. That's not too much?

[Henry Zabrowski]

No. I don't know. I don't remember what it was, but it's not enough. And also, D.B. cooper, I just. I. People love the story of D.B. cooper. And I think that people like it because he got away with free ass money. And people like when somebody gets away with free ass money.

[Ed Larson]

Well, and also just jumping out of a commercial airliner.

[Henry Zabrowski]

There's something that was like. People love and are fascinated by DB Cooper.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. I mean, I like a good bank robbery. You know, I like. I wish that, like, there was still a chance for criminals to commit crimes. There's too many cameras, you know, there's no level anymore.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Because as far as I'm concerned, rob as many banks as you want.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Rob stores.

[Ed Larson]

As long as you don't hurt nobody.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, of course. Just don't hurt people. Like, banks are insured.

[Ed Larson]

Stores are major banks. Not like, I don't want no credit unions.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Even them.

[Ed Larson]

No, no, no. I respect credit reunion.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I respect your credit union. I don't.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, you want to get in the fucking bank business and you want to be innocent about it? I don't work, buddy.

[Ed Larson]

All right?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Your fucking hands are covered in blood. To credit unions. All right? You're just as implicit. The only thing that's not complicit. Pure raw, uncut diamonds.

[Ed Larson]

TD Banks fucked again. They had to get. They got caught embezzling over $1 billion. They're of our own, man.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You remember when you go to TD bank, that was my favorite because we used to go. Because that. You used to bring a change in. Yeah. And then you used to go, put the change in.

[Ed Larson]

I like playing the change. And you try to guess. And there was that little girls, like, now you don't know what you got.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Is that real still?

[Ed Larson]

What?

[Henry Zabrowski]

The change machine.

[Ed Larson]

I don't know. I stopped going to TD bank after they stole from my mother.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, those. You remember, they used to give us piggy banks, though.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, they did. But that was back when they were new. There was a different one. There was a blue. They were blue. And then they turned into TD Bank.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. What were they now?

[Ed Larson]

Who gives a. You fucking assholes.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hey. You're here to hear us struggle through trying to remember something. How dare you criticize us.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, well, you know, as long. Do you think that DB Cooper could have been scooped up by aliens?

[Henry Zabrowski]

No. Piece of. No. D.B. cooper's. I think he's Greece.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, he is Greece.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I think he's a. Yeah. Wet spot.

[Ed Larson]

Spot in the mountain.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

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[Ed Larson]

Do we have any. We, we got some UFO mail.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I mean we do have some ufo. I'm going to go into a little bit. I'm just trying to think of. There was, there was the one story. Cuz this story is like a nothing burger with the thanksg. He, he said that he couldn't. The guy killed his brother accidentally on Thanksgiving because he says he sneezed too much and so. But then you looked at it. I thought it was like a really good killing. I thought it was like a strangling or stabbing but then he just accidentally knocked him over and he hit his head and then he had a call. So it really wasn't.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, that's a, that's an accident.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's not exciting. Oh you know what other people that missed 9 11, you remember we talked about on side stories a couple weeks ago we talked about people that missed 911 like because you brought up the alligator attack that, that guy got 8 on 911 and how like he got to live a blissful life. You know who else who didn't know James Cameron.

[Ed Larson]

Okay. Because he.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Where was he at? Everybody else's favorite disaster. The Titanic.

[Ed Larson]

That's nice.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He was under the water at The Titanic, missed 9 11, came back up being like what I miss. They said a land based Titanic. And you know what actually made me upset? He didn't immediately go look at it because that's a land Titanic. You could get there by car 911. Yeah, like 9 11. You can drive to 9 11, but.

[Ed Larson]

Not when you're in the middle of.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The ocean, dude, get on a boat. You're already on one. Come back, fucking go to New York, take a picture of the new Titanic. That's a ground floor Titanic you're getting in right now. You get to see it at the top. You get to tell everybody you were there. You get to take pictures dying off of that. Rudy Giuliani should have still been. He should still have goodwill to this day, but he ruined it.

[Ed Larson]

God. Both him and Chris Christie, like, had goodwill because of the disasters and immediately destroyed it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, because it turns out the disasters was them after all. Rudy Giuliani was his own 9 11.

[Ed Larson]

Bill Paxton was the one that told James Cameron.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. I imagine that when he came out of the water, Bill Paxton just said, hey, James, guess what? It's game over, man.

[Ed Larson]

Game over, man.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Game over, man. They're fucking two planes. Our buildings, man. We gotta get out of our buildings, man.

[Ed Larson]

I got a little dick.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, you say? And then. Oh, yeah, Bill. Yeah. I love the fact that it was Bill Paxton. And then someone else wrote an email. I forgot I was saying about, like, if you could just miss 911 at how nice that was.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You know?

[Ed Larson]

Although I feel like if you missed it for a couple days and then you found out about it, it'd be even more depressing because then you just feel like a idiot. My guess, like, what's going on with my life?

[Henry Zabrowski]

There's a part of me that would think, like, still got it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I could definitely not remember this. I could definitely, definitely not remember this.

[Ed Larson]

Should we get to one of these UFO stories?

[Henry Zabrowski]

I got a couple of them. All right, let me listen to this. We got a couple of good ones here. We got some good longer form letters, all right? And I wanted to read. Because I wanted to read this first one that the other ufo, because I'm in a UFO mood. I haven't seen any yet. I've had people, but also people have just been texting me all day.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Also be on the lookout, if you see anything, please let us break it for you.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Take a picture. I actually got a lot of footage. Also recently I've gotten a lot of footage, but I'm saving them for my man.

[Ed Larson]

Personal footage from people.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Also, if you know how to make some fake footage, send that too.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Don't muddy the waters. CIA already has enough fun doing that. All right, let's get to some.

[Ed Larson]

It would be good to See some fake footage, though, that people make in order to determine what's real and what is fake.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I will say I have seen a lot of fake footage.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, so have I, through you.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Some of what I have shown you is just subtler than you want it to be, which I do understand. We all don't want it to be subtle. We want it to be forthright.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Now, do you think, like, they would walk around or is this just like. Are they globs of jelly? Like, what the. You know, I.

[Henry Zabrowski]

One of my feelings is that the ships themselves are the aliens. They're not piloted by things inside of it.

[Ed Larson]

Okay. Like, nope.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. I think that the things that we're looking at are literally the aliens.

[Ed Larson]

All right, that's cool.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And I think that they are trying to look like our stuff.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, it makes sense. I mean, look at a stealth bomber.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yep.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Which is awesome.

[Ed Larson]

Very similar. I know, man. I've seen a stealth bomber up close. Yeah, that shit's wild. I want just cruising real slow too. And it was just like, it looked like it was just floating.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah. I want to scare somebody in a plane.

[Ed Larson]

Do you think that's where we got the technology from for the stealth bomber?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Well, that's what. That's one of the things.

[Ed Larson]

Silent.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But it's the. It's the cloaking technology and it's the. It's whatever these was. The TR38, I think, is another example that they said is going to be a triangle shaped UFO.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That is a. What is it? The TR3 something. Yeah, the TR3B. Does America have a reverse engineered UFO? This is what they say they call this an anti gravity spacecraft.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But we don't know yet what quite.

[Ed Larson]

What it is and what, like, keeps them invisible like giant ghillie suits?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes, yes, they know it's them fucking with lights. They're fucking with imagery. All right, so let's get to some listener emails. Around a year ago, I was working as a freelance gaffer in Los Angeles when I was offered a job in a low budget indie documentary centered around psychics in Sedona, Arizona.

[Ed Larson]

Congrats.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Hey, this is where we all make our money. I took the job thinking it would be a fun excuse to get a paycheck, see Arizona, and entertain myself at the expense of a couple of phony psychics. Though there was a fair amount of bullshit in Charlatans among the psychics we interviewed, I am writing about an indisputable experience I had while interviewing one specific psychic that fundamentally shifted my worldview during this part of the documentary, we were to accompany one of the psychics on something called a vortex tour. One of the big spiritual tourism draws to Sedona are the spiritual vortexes that are supposed to enhan your spiritual energy. Our guide was a guy who went by the Hindu named Bana, despite being a tall white dude from Portland with a youth pastor vibe. Oh, that's the. Bana is also the American Bono.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He carried a guitar just like Bono and kept saying send it. If there was anyone I expected to guide me to a life changing spiritual experience, it was not him.

[Ed Larson]

It was like our. Our guide in Hawaii. Yeah. It's like, come on, you're from North Carolina.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Your name's Ro. Ryan?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Todd. Yeah. He took us on a short hike up a small hill called Baby Bell, slightly off the main trail. During the hike we were interviewing him, shooting B roll etc and so until was the lighting guy, I was very much in work mode our entire ascent. When we reached the top of the hill, Bana had the entire crew stop working for his demonstration. He had a stand in a circle rimming the top of the hill, facing away from each other and toward the Sedona landscape.

[Ed Larson]

God, I love rim in a hill.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Not especially in a groove. Then I'll meet hill's father. Yeah. There was nothing that seemed to set the top of this hill apart from any of the other. No crystals, altars, carvings, anything else. Just dirt, plants and sky. He instructed us all to breathe in and exhale, then proceeded to strum his guitar twice. I focus on a faraway mountain range, fully expecting to have a nice little break before getting back to work. That is not what happened. Almost instantly, my vision changed to what I can only describe as a high definition filter, similar to the crystal clear effect people get when consuming marijuana, paired with a blurry vignetting effect. Before I could even process what was happening, I started to see every possible iteration of a mountain, forest, mother earth, spirit flashing frame by frame as visualizations until they became one. It wasn't quite a hallucination. If you can imagine in your head a cube floating in front of you, it was very similar to that. The difference was I was not in control of the visualization. These visualizations were paired with an innate understanding that whatever this entity was was introducing itself to me. I would describe it as a loving mother's energy. It began to communicate with me without the use of words. It was as though thoughts, ideas and intent were transferred to me with little to no room for misinterpretation. Most notably, it seemed to lack any kind of emotion. Not in a heartless way, but in a precise yet loving way. It began with the classic, don't be afraid, I am not here to hurt you. Followed by everything as is as it should be. Nothing is good nor evil. It just exists. An instant understanding of the oneness of everything. Before I knew what was happening, I felt my head turn from the mountain ranges I was looking at and focus on a particular rock spire to my right. When I say focused, it was if I mentally zoomed into the spires dozens of miles away. This entity began comparing me to the spire, how it was shaped by the wind and the rain, but still stood strong against the elements, similar to how I've endured the hardships in my own life. Because the entity could see and communicate their understanding of specific hardships back to me, I began to get emotional. I am not a very emotional person, so I instinctively repressed them, prompting the entity to tell me that it was okay to cry. I began to feel the sensation of tears on my face. When I reached up to wipe them away, I realized they weren't tears at all. My face was dry, and it seemed as though the sensation of tears was being simulated by the wind. Almost as if small bursts of compressed air were being shot on my face. After this incredibly personal and emotional message, the entity asks if I would like to ask it anything. I would like to keep my requests private since they are deeply personal to me. What I will say is that the answers to my questions were given to me in a cryptic visualization of little beings made of blue. Made of blue light with veins of white light pulsing through them. I have yet to figure out what those mean. And just like that, it was over. The experience could not have lasted more than 10 minutes, though. My perception of time was very warped, so I am not sure. Before we descended the mountain, I had the biggest, almost involuntary shit eating grin on my face to the point that other members of the crew were commenting on it. I found it difficult to speak for almost our entire descent.

[Ed Larson]

Sounds like you sat on a peyote cactus.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It does sort of sound like. I mean, when I had my full, truly last, full, ego destroying trip. Mm. It is like that. I think you can trip naturally.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah. I'm still waiting for my flashback. Man, I ate so much acid when I was a kid. It's like, where is this where? I thought I use it as an.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Investment when I'm really.

[Ed Larson]

I want my. I want. I go to concerts. I don't. I don't need acid. I want my flashback. I have found David Gilmore a couple weeks ago. Nothing.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yeah, you don't remember any of that? I would say get to meditating. Meditating is what allows me to feel sort of a natural buzz. And then you know what's also really helps with it? Set a couple bud lights.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Really gets you set. Really gets you to set a meditative mood. All right, let's do one more of these UFO encounters. All right. I was out in my backyard smoking a cigarette. Yeah, dude, miss it. Waiting for the dog to do his business. Melt my whole life. When I noticed the constellation Orion in the sky, maybe a bit brighter than normal. It caught my eye and I stood watching for a few minutes.

[Ed Larson]

Orion was out hard when we were in Humboldt. It was, if you notice.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, he's fucking.

[Ed Larson]

It was there.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I saw his dick.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, no, it was pretty cool. He's. But he was like, look at this, look at this. Check it out. Check.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That made me weird. I didn't realize he'd be moving around. That's what we saw.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I heard they're actually going to change the name of Orion to Hunter Biden.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, my God. Congratulations. Big, huge dick. And then he did that little slime of stars that look across the crack pipe.

[Ed Larson]

You know, Hunter Biden's dick can actually do cocaine.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Wow.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty great. Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Pardon me, I'd like to meet Hunter Biden. All right.

[Ed Larson]

Imagine that, though, if you're doing blow with someone and they put it out there, fucking stored it up with their dick, you're like, God damn. Wow, America.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Can I vote for you for anything? All right, so up. Up in the sky. So the Orion was a bit brighter. It caught my eye and I stood watching for a few minutes. I began to notice a movement in the stars. It seemed like the figure itself was waving or wiggling a little bit, like it was twerking. Like a person holding an uncomfortable pose for too long. My mind went to a ufo, but if so, this was like a projected illusion to distract or enchant me. I felt like this was something beyond that, more than a visitor, something very old here, long before and long after us. Suddenly, the stars representing his hands dropped to the belt level.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The head star shifted a bit and I could tell this was a humanoid figure standing at rest. Finally, I also knew somehow the head star was a face looking directly at Earth, looking directly at me. And it knew I was looking right back at it. Orion's left hand began to shift up and slightly to the west. It quickly returned to its original position near the base of the belt. It then and it returned again. The star hand seemed to wave in and out of the belt area repeatedly for around two minutes. The head start began to shudder and from Orion's belt erupted an Aurora Borealis like plume of prismatic blob which flowed outward and coalesced into twisted ropes that grew larger in my vision until I felt my balance failing and I was suddenly laying in the wet grass, kicking my legs up to protect my face from the stellar rainbow jizz. I ride in the ground wailing Orion as it washed over me, warm at first but becoming cold surprisingly fast. I laid there afraid to move and afraid to open my eyes until I started getting chilly and I stole a peek. The sky looked normal, I wasn't covered in space goo and I had lost my cigarette and put my elbow and dog from writhing around. I am still unsure if this was a nuts and bolts UFO trying to psychically invade me or an interdimensional trickster figure taking the form of Orion. Please share this story and help me unlock the meaning of this experience.

[Ed Larson]

Sounds like he had a stroke or a UTI and was just hallucinating.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Who knows, you know? But then is an illuminated hallucination not real? If you're seeing it, it's not. You're right.

[Ed Larson]

It's a hallucination.

[Henry Zabrowski]

You're correct. Yeah, but if it's sucking your dick as real as it gets, buddy. And you just got Biden, you never know. You never know. I gotta go down there. I love every day knowing that I get my crack rock from my local crack guy. Yeah, he gets it from these farms upstate. And then I love like I. Then I laugh. Taking my like freshly made. I got my little picnic basket with my rocks in it. My freshly made glass. I go down and I visit the sex workers. They love me. We laugh. And then I live a fun life knowing that I could get off scot free. That's right, boo. Because I'm having too much fun for this to be illegal. Love you Hunter Biden. Miss you buddy.

[Ed Larson]

You know what though? Seriously?

[Henry Zabrowski]

Never text me anymore.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, well you old Biden, the President. Go ahead and pardon all those people with marijuana charges too while you're at it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Eddie, let's not get.

[Ed Larson]

I'm sorry, I just wanted to. I just wanted to say something.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No, let's not ever let. Let's, you know, let's not him do something. Well, yeah. You know what I mean? Well, Joe Biden or they're going to miss you.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah that's right.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And I hope that when you go to heaven, Jimmy Carter's there waiting for you, man.

[Ed Larson]

You know, Jimmy Carter is going to outlive Biden.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's very possible.

[Ed Larson]

It's definitely. Jimmy Carter is like the king of hospice. They put a little crown on him.

[Henry Zabrowski]

He won't quit. He's like. He's the Keenan Thompson of hospice. He will. He will not leave. Anything else. Eddie, before we get out of here. No, no. We did our plugs up top.

[Ed Larson]

We did our plugs up top.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Go to patreon.com last podcast on left to watch this horribly filmed version of side Stories. We're in a hotel room.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And it looks like this. Also go to last podcast left dot com. Buy those tickets. We gave you all the live shs. We show you when we're doing it.

[Ed Larson]

It's a show up Atlanta in January. I can't wait. January 11th at the Coca Cola Roxy. And that's the next one after this.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And still super pumped. I don't know if I'm allowed to say this yet, but there might be.

[Ed Larson]

Another thing in Atlanta the day after. Yeah. Keep your ears paled.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Yes. Because Eddie and I might do a full on improv show.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

And that's what. We've ever done that before.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

No.

[Ed Larson]

So, yeah. So keep your ear to the ground. We might do it, we might not.

[Henry Zabrowski]

But.

[Ed Larson]

But we're looking to maybe hopefully jump.

[Henry Zabrowski]

In there and for you idiots putting your ear to the ground. Check your laptop.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Henry Zabrowski]

That's not where you're gonna get your information from the ground. All right. You know, Pocahontas.

[Ed Larson]

And clear your. Clean your ears if you go because they're covered in dirt.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Safely outside. No Q chips apparently. Even though I do it because I'm a ruler.

[Ed Larson]

I love. I can't stop. I'm not stopping.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I put it right in my ear. Pussy. I don't care that I'm wrong.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zabrowski]

I know it's wrong.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like. Yeah. Without a condom.

[Henry Zabrowski]

It's my ear.

[Ed Larson]

Ear. Yeah, it's my ear.

[Henry Zabrowski]

What do you want from me?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. One day I'll go get it like dripped out. But for now I'm stabbing.

[Henry Zabrowski]

We have. So if you have so much wax that you have to go to the hospital. Yeah, like that's bad.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Also there's a drum in there. Beat it.

[Henry Zabrowski]

The Neil peered it.

[Ed Larson]

Free, baby. I found this T shirt.

[Henry Zabrowski]

Oh, wow. Yeah, I just saw that. Great shirt.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Rock and roll. See you guys next week.

[Henry Zabrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

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