Last Podcast On The Left: Side Stories – Blowin’ Bubba

Release Date: November 19, 2025
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski, Eddie Pepitone

Episode Overview

This episode of Side Stories delivers a wild, bizarre, and darkly comedic take on the past week’s strangest news. Henry and Eddie riff on ancient music, the chaos around the Jeffrey Epstein emails, conspiracy theories, recent scandals, micro-penis rumors (including Hitler’s), and a slew of tragic and weird current events—intertwining dark humor, personal stories, and their signature brand of irreverence.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Ancient Greek and Roman Music Rabbit Hole

[01:22 – 05:00]

• Henry describes a stoned weekend spent going down a rabbit hole about ancient Greek and Roman music, introducing the "Dialos" (double flute played simultaneously).
• Eddie quips: “This is very Ewok.”
• The hosts joke about the intensity required for the music, circular breathing, and the unlikely chances for flute players to be rich or organized—“Anybody that plays flutes like this for a living is both wildly poor, I’m sure.” – Henry [03:49].

2. Epstein Email Dump and Political Fallout

[05:00 – 17:00]

• The hosts unpack the House’s decision to vote for a release of Epstein-related documents, and the resulting chaos among politicians.
• Eddie: “It's Jeffrey time.”
• They read through notable email excerpts, satire fake outrage, and discuss the questionable mention of “Trump blowing Bubba”—which turns out to not mean what conspiracy theorists on the internet have latched onto.
• On the alleged Trump-Clinton “blowjob” email:
  • Henry: “It’s a joke about Trump…defacing himself in front of someone else.” [09:44]
  • Eddie expresses doubt over the physical plausibility: “I don’t think he could physically, sustainably suck a penis.” [10:32]
• The nature of power and mutual protection is discussed—Epstein as a hub for collecting “compromise” on elites.
  • Henry: “Donald Trump is the single most disloyal human being to ever exist.” [15:59]
• Both hosts express complete apathy over which political party gets taken down and a general desire for “starting over.”
  • Eddie: “It would be fun to watch everyone go down and just start from scratch.” [17:00]

3. Hitler's Micro-Penis and the Dangers of DNA

[21:05 – 29:57]

• The hosts react to recent headlines claiming Hitler had a micro-penis, based on a new DNA analysis from a couch found at his supposed death site.
• Henry lays out how a distant Hitler relative corroborated the DNA, and a genome analysis suggested Hitler’s “Kallmann syndrome.”
  • Eddie: “It would be fun to clone Hitler just to shoot him in the head.” [23:46]
• The comedic nightmare ramps up as they discuss fundraising to clone and kill baby Hitler (and others), eventually escalating to “drown infant Hitler in a chamber of Jewish cum.”
  • “[D]rown an infant version of baby Hitler…in Jewish cum.” – Henry [25:09]
  • "I want this in the world. We're cloning a Hitler army to kill it." – Eddie [24:38]
• Raucous debate over rumors about famous figures and micropenises, with strange Wikipedia tours and more off-color banter.
• “If you have a micropenis, please email me.” – Henry [31:47]

4. Food Influencer Incident—Unraveling the "Accident"

[34:23 – 36:39]

• Follow-up on last week’s report about food influencer Michael Dy, “Food With Bare Hands,” whose mysterious "accident" turned out to be being shot by police after charging at them with a knife.
  • “It's a troubled group.” – Henry on influencers [36:06]
  • Eddie: “The only profession that makes me proud to call myself a podcaster.” [36:10]

5. Sextortion and Elder Crimes

[36:46 – 41:47]

• News from Upper Arlington, OH: a 76-year-old man murders his wife after falling for an online sextortion scam.
• The hosts riff on the absurdity of elderly people being blackmailed over nudes, and how little the public actually cares about “grandpa’s dick pics.”
  • Henry: “Your penis is not worth $15,000.” [38:46]
  • Eddie: “How gnarled and horrible is your penis that you think your wife won’t want to live anymore after other people see it?” [39:20]
• The hosts encourage older listeners not to fall for scams, and to “just own it”—advising public shaming is rarely as bad as people fear.
  • “Nobody would even care. Dude, the President…has probably fucked his own daughter.” – Henry [39:53]
  • The Letterman Approach: “That keeps you from getting blackmailed: just tell everybody, own your scandals.” [42:00]

6. War Tourism & The Ethics of Violence for Profit

[43:57 – 46:35]

• Eddie brings up new investigations into “sniper tourism” during the Bosnian War: wealthy Europeans allegedly paid to snipe civilians as part of a war-crimes-for-hire scheme.
  • “That's a horror movie, man.” – Henry [45:10]
• The hosts underline the endless profiteering in the context of global conflict, echoing the episode’s cynical, comic tone.

7. Parent Fails: Hot Car Death, Porn, and the Stay-At-Home Disaster

[46:46 – 52:03]

• An Arizona story: a father accidentally leaves his daughter in a hot car, ultimately resulting in her death; it’s revealed he was watching porn and playing video games as she died.
  • “It happened to him. And it's an extremely sad story.” – Henry [50:38]
  • Eddie: “I gotta say, women, hire your standards…this guy's worthless.” [50:48]
  • They discuss the gravity and responsibility involved in parenthood, and lament that “there’s no training to be a dad.”
  • "You just have to keep them alive. It's one job." – Eddie [51:47]

8. The Great Widower Email Competition & The Circus of Life

[53:16 – 56:44]

• Announce a competition: the “saddest widower” email will win a foot-shaped dildo, with live reads on the next stream.
• Marvel at circus logistics: cleaning up after elephants (including elephant piss).
  • “Big wheelbarrows filled with piss…made me laugh.” – Henry [56:01]

9. Closing Banter: Old Man Pissing and Mood Turnarounds

[57:05 – End]

• The show closes with reflections about men, aging, and the power of a good piss.
  • “As I get older, every piss I take is like a day changer sometimes.” – Eddie [58:14]
  • Henry: “I was in a really bad mood before this and I'm pretty all right now. I want to thank you.”
• Parting jokes about drowning clone Hitler and crowds yelling "Hail Satan!" at comedy shows.

Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “I supported you emotionally from afar.”
  – Henry [01:33]
• “There's no video of President Trump sucking a Ding Dong.”
  – Eddie [08:59]
• “Imagine Trump, like, physically on his knees for an extended period of time…”
  – Eddie [10:44]
• “[E]veryone go down and just start from scratch.”
  – Eddie [17:00]
• “We're cloning a Hitler army to kill it.”
  – Eddie [24:38]
• “Drown an infant version of baby [Hitler]...in Jewish cum.”
  – Henry [25:09]
• “Your penis is not worth $15,000.”
  – Henry [38:46]
• “You literally never know who you’re dealing with.”
  – Eddie [36:39]
• "The only profession that makes me proud to call myself a podcaster."
  – Eddie [36:10]
• "Just tell everybody somebody's blackmailing you, own the ownership."
  – Henry [42:00]
• "If you have a micropenis, please email me."
  – Henry [31:47]
• "I made you cry."
  – Henry, about “Jealous Guy” [29:05]
• “Big wheelbarrows filled with piss...made me laugh.”
  – Henry [56:01]
• "As I get older, every piss I take is like a day changer sometimes."
  – Eddie [58:14]

Episode Flow & Tone

The episode brims with the hosts’ trademark devil-may-care energy—veering from stupid-high ancient flute music, through depraved political scandals, darkly comic riffing on both historical atrocities and personal failings, to moments of real-life tragedy and compassionate takeaways (even if wrapped in gallows humor). No subject is sacred, and every twist is treated with a mix of shock, sarcasm, and odd hope for total systemic collapse (and rebirth via sex toy distribution to widowers).

Important Segments & Timestamps

• Ancient Music & Flutes: [01:22 – 05:00]
• Epstein Email Fallout: [05:00 – 17:00]
• Hitler’s DNA & Cloning Fantasies: [21:05 – 29:57]
• Influencer “Incident” Reveal: [34:23 – 36:39]
• Elder Sextortion Story: [36:46 – 41:47]
• Sniper Tourism War Crimes: [43:57 – 46:35]
• Hot Car Dad Tragedy: [46:46 – 52:03]
• Widower Email/Sex Toy Contest: [53:16 – 56:44]
• Elephant Piss & Old Men Pee Chats: [56:44 – 58:47]
• Outro & Comedy Shows, “Hail Satan”: [61:32 – 62:03]

For Listeners Who Missed the Show

If you’re looking for a summary of the chaos in last week’s current events—through the eyes of two comedians who approach every horror with humor, skepticism, and a dash of hopeful anarchy—this episode delivers. You’ll get the wildest takes on political scandals, conspiracy emails, historical rumors, and human folly, with jokes and philosophical pessimism in equal measure.

No subject is too sacred, too stupid, or too horrifying for Henry and Eddie—and if you can stomach the gallows humor, you’ll learn something, too.

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