
Henry & Eddie bring you this week's biggest stories and true crime news - Joey Chestnut set to defend hot dog title while on probation, The Enhanced Games fails, Reddit's Cannibal Cat, Nebraska Dog shoots woman with shotgun at convenience store, China's new AI Pet Translator, Shady Sherpas caught running schemes around Everest, Tom Selleck Catfish Incident leads to murder-suicide, Listener E-Mails, and MORE!
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Eddie Pepitone
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Nick Mullen
there's no place to escape to.
Eddie Pepitone
This is the lost on the left side stories.
Nick Mullen
That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories, yes.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, but Julie and I, we. We had a nice co. Collective outing last night. We both enjoyed ourselves and went and saw the Mandalorian and Grou movie.
Nick Mullen
Oh, wow. So you went on a date. That's really nice.
Eddie Pepitone
We went to. We went to Gados and we got our tacos.
Nick Mullen
I love guados. Thank God. Also, I want to say thank you so much for supporting like small ips people just making stuff out there that
Eddie Pepitone
are just trying to make small ips. Cuz he's so tiny, people. He's.
Nick Mullen
I'll.
Eddie Pepitone
All right, well he's adorable. You would actually really like this movie. I was, you know, no spoilers, but I was surprised on how graphic it was.
Nick Mullen
What do you mean?
Eddie Pepitone
I mean he like, like, he like tries to like suck his own dick.
Nick Mullen
Are you serious?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, Grou.
Nick Mullen
Are you serious?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, Grou tries to blow himself.
Nick Mullen
Is that real?
Eddie Pepitone
Halfway through the movie. Yeah, it's real. You got to go see it. You know it's not going to have the spoiler. You can't look that up. You have to go to amc. Actually, no, I think you should go to an independent theater. Tries to go to the Lambley. Yeah, he tries to suck his own pins. You know, it's okay because he's not a child. Did you know that?
Nick Mullen
No, we know that. We covered this. Yeah, he's 50. No, we know we covered this.
Eddie Pepitone
Suck his own dick if he wants to.
Nick Mullen
Says no. That is not True.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, come on. AI's Sham 60 wrong. And this is the proof.
Nick Mullen
It says right here.
Eddie Pepitone
The proof is in his own pudding.
Nick Mullen
According to Google. AI, it says, no, that is not true.
Eddie Pepitone
What is Google aid AI really say?
Nick Mullen
It says, no, that is not true. Grogu, often referred to as Baby Yoda from the Mandalorian, does not exhibit any such behavior. He's an infant character in the Star wars universe whose actions are strictly limited to innocent childlike behaviors like using the Force, napping and eating things.
Eddie Pepitone
Like innocent childlike behavior.
Nick Mullen
That's according to Google.
Eddie Pepitone
Not an innocent child like that.
Nick Mullen
You could kill his. He rips things to shreds. Any claims or memes suggesting otherwise are entirely fabricated by Internet users.
Eddie Pepitone
So what did I watch?
Nick Mullen
I think you watch straight up gay pornography.
Eddie Pepitone
I think everyone should go to Rush to the theater before they cut this out.
Nick Mullen
Oh yeah, cuz that's the thing. Cuz this sensors. This was. Isn't this the. What's his name? This is the Abel Ferrara cut. We just know what's his name. Who did blue as the warmest color? I feel like it's. Didn't he get it? Isn't he doing a Star wars movie? Isn't the guy from Blue is the warmest color? Isn't he gonna do something with Chewbacca where they have open vaginas? Am I wrong, Rob? I don't think so.
Eddie Pepitone
Is that on?
Nick Mullen
Is there? But what's the buzz on that?
Eddie Pepitone
Imagine they just shaved Chewbacca and he's got huge tits.
Nick Mullen
Nothing.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh my. Imagine would Chewbacca be with tits?
Nick Mullen
A Q score.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh my God.
Nick Mullen
All the way up. Q score, all the way up. Bye, slave. Leia. You got caug. I like free ass, big titted, naked. Sean. Chewbacca. Welcome to Side Stories. I'm really glad Eddie did the bit and he said, I have this bit.
Eddie Pepitone
You always go first.
Nick Mullen
I do and I'm happy.
Eddie Pepitone
I wanted to talk about Grogu. I couldn't. I was like, guys, this is a lot.
Nick Mullen
Yes.
Eddie Pepitone
And then like four minutes into the. The self fellatio, it gets entertaining.
Nick Mullen
Why?
Eddie Pepitone
Because he's like.
Nick Mullen
He's like on a slippery surface.
Eddie Pepitone
At first you're looking around, you're like, oh, why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? This is up. And then you're like, this is artistic.
Nick Mullen
He did grow up.
Eddie Pepitone
It's a choice.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, he really did. He grew up quite a bit. I'm sitting here with curious Star wars fan Ed Larson.
Eddie Pepitone
You ever try to blow yourself when you're A kid.
Nick Mullen
No, because I don't believe that for a second. No, because I, I've never. This is. We've covered this on. On round table. We've covered this.
Eddie Pepitone
Remember Round table?
Nick Mullen
I'm over the. For the years. I've never been compelled to want to suck my own penis. Cuz I've never wanted to suck a penis.
Eddie Pepitone
Okay. Even if it's your own.
Nick Mullen
Especially if it's my own.
Eddie Pepitone
I never tried because I know I'm not flexible. I like can't touch my toes even as a child. No, I, I know it's like a fruitless.
Nick Mullen
No. In order for me to suck me off to the point where I like it, I would have to like it. Yeah. And I'd have to separate me. Sucking me off from the suck itself.
Eddie Pepitone
Could you? But yeah, here's the thing. Can you separate the pain of your mouth to the joy of your.
Nick Mullen
No, actually, I'll give you a straight answer. No, I can't. What it would do to my back would hurt. And that would all hurt. And the sucking of it would not be that fun. Honestly, I feel like the sucking of it would be my, the, the lack of pleasure I would have in sucking it. Yeah. Would make me not happy. Me sucking the penis in general.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
Would make me not jazzed. Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
The last thing you want.
Nick Mullen
But I'd get jizzed if I did it right. Which I won't. You.
Eddie Pepitone
I don't think. Yeah, because you don't want to like, after you jizz be like, I wish I didn't do that. You know, you don't want that.
Nick Mullen
I mean, I do. I do that, but that's different.
Eddie Pepitone
That's alone. That's more of a.
Nick Mullen
The sad empty feeling.
Eddie Pepitone
Dicks alone.
Nick Mullen
No, but that's. But it's you. You. It's too much.
Eddie Pepitone
All right.
Nick Mullen
It's called post nut clarity. Oh, sure.
Eddie Pepitone
Yes.
Nick Mullen
That's what I've heard. Side stories. LPOTL gmail.com I would love to hear one actual story. And I think this is just like snuff films. Yeah. I don't think anybody's ever sucked their own dick till they came inside their mouth. And I'd love to if you know a single person, you send me a picture of their driver's license. That's what I wanted. I want you to ask your friend that says, oh, I definitely sucked penis and my own penis and came into my own mouth. And I want you to send a picture of the. Here's the picture from the driver's license to me.
Eddie Pepitone
And then what do we send them in return?
Nick Mullen
Nothing.
Eddie Pepitone
Nothing.
Nick Mullen
No, I read it on the story. You get to embarrass your friend on the show.
Eddie Pepitone
You get to embarrass your friend on the show, and that's what you get.
Nick Mullen
And I think it's a huge, huge get. Yeah. Well, we have a light episode today in terms of just like not material. Just in terms of it's nice, it's a little bit less.
Eddie Pepitone
It's a classic side stories episode today.
Nick Mullen
So we got a couple updates. Number one, the single most American man you have ever met. That is you've never met. You can't meet him. And if you do meet him, it might slap you in the face. But that's just because you better not talk mess about his favorite tubed meat.
Eddie Pepitone
He might be one of the few people I'd pay for a meet and greet.
Nick Mullen
Maybe I might. Yes, I might. Just because an eat and greet. You know what would be nice about paying to see Joey Chestnut is that he then he would take it as a job. Because if he takes it as a job, he's going to nail it. But it seems that his one on one fan interaction might not be all that great. But we have really, really good news. In the single most American headline of all time, Joey Chestnut has been cleared to defend hot dog eating title at the nation's 250th birthday celebration despite being on probation for battery. I think that the reason why he's even going, I mean, like, it's, it is of the time.
Eddie Pepitone
Yes.
Nick Mullen
To have somebody on probation. I think most of the people at the 250th will be on probation.
Eddie Pepitone
I hope so.
Nick Mullen
You know, like. But I think. Well, yeah, they have an escape from jail. Yeah, they will be there. Because I feel like the 250th celebration this year will be the most ankle monitors we've ever seen on the White House lawn. Like, this is going to be the most on parole outing.
Eddie Pepitone
Wasn't the point of the ankle monitor. So you can't leave. Or are they to be at the White House?
Nick Mullen
You'd have to be at the White House to be there, right? Yeah. And then hopefully participating in the games. But this, I guess they are doing this for the 250th year. For July 4th, Joey Chestnut is being released conditionally from his jail in Indiana, which is hilarious to come to New York City.
Eddie Pepitone
He's actually in jail.
Nick Mullen
He was, he's, he now isn't under. He has 180 days of probation. He's not supposed to leave Indiana. Right. So he's not supposed to leave the state of work. Well. Well, could you not do a hot dog eating championship in Indianapolis?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, if you don't want to make fucking money and they eat sausage there.
Nick Mullen
Do you want to go to you? Honestly, if Joey just thought really wanted to be a champion, he'd go to the Sun Punching competition that happens in Gary. See that one where you punch. They line up. So.
Eddie Pepitone
Yes.
Nick Mullen
And one father tries to punch as many sons.
Eddie Pepitone
The Joe Action Sun Punching festival.
Nick Mullen
Yeah. Until his. His hand breaks. He does it to. His hand breaks and then. But this year, we're hoping to get to a baker's dozen kids.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
That'll be the new record. But Joey Chestnut was in a bar in Indiana getting pretty hammered as he does. He says Joe Justin does not remember the incident. Wow.
Eddie Pepitone
So he's blackout.
Nick Mullen
He got fully blackout. And according to him, or according to a video he saw after the fact.
Eddie Pepitone
I don't know if I miss getting blackout drunk or not.
Nick Mullen
I really don't miss getting blackout drunk. I don't miss wondering or feeling deeply embarrassed.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Just waking up and be like, oh, fuck, who do I got to call?
Nick Mullen
Well, thankfully, I never black. Like, thankfully or not thankfully, I never blackout. I would definitely feel as if I was driving from the backseat.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
But I definitely wasn't blacked out.
Eddie Pepitone
You think back in the day when we were going hard in murder fist, you never blacked out.
Nick Mullen
Tallahassee. It was more like that. But not in New York. No.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
I could never drink enough and stay awake.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Well, I worked at too many sports bars. There was nothing I could do about that. Thank God I got out of that business. You saved my life.
Nick Mullen
Hey. Hey. Welcome. Hey. Welcome to this. Into the incredible world of show business. Now, Joey Chestnut, he's in show business. And apparently he did this thing, which we've all done.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
Probably in less observed times where if person came up to him, do you shake his hand? And it seems they got into like a funny little tussle thing. According to Joey Chestnut, when he watched the video after the fact, but then he took it a bit too far when I guess he started slapping him in the face. Now, Joey Chestnut, the guy started slapping Joey. No joke, Joe. He started slapping the fan. The thing is, is that we don't know what he did. We don't know whether or not this was a situation.
Eddie Pepitone
Was it a fun slap? They don't. The video is not released.
Nick Mullen
No Joey Chestnut saying he thinks he entirely admits fault and says I'm sorry, I'm black. I was blacked out. I got to figure out what I'm. What's going on in my life. He did say that, but he's like. It did seem like I was having fun, whatever it was that I was doing. But I heard the man while I was having fun. We didn't know. Joey Chestnut's kind of a big boy. Yeah, he's 6 foot 1, 210. Between. 210, 230, right? Yeah, he is. He's big boy. And so it seems they got into a little, like, what would have been a funny tussle, but then he was really intoxicated, and then he might have really hurt this man, and he slapped him a bunch in the face. Now we don't know whether or not the man who came up to him was saying stuff like, oh, Mr. Hot Dog man, he thinks he could eat all the hot dogs.
Eddie Pepitone
It's definitely what happened. You're at a bar in Indiana and Joey Chestnut walks in.
Nick Mullen
Oh, you want some mustard? I got it in my mustard distributor, you know, like. And then he's having to go like, hey, listen, I'm off the clock, okay?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, not today. Wait. Bring it to Nathan.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, yeah. Hey, when you see me out there at Comets, we can talk.
Eddie Pepitone
You don't see 40 pounds of escargot in front of me, do you?
Nick Mullen
See, I'm at work, right? Yeah. Normally I'm eating 15 double pounders, all right? But now I'm here drinking bales because that's my real life, right? And so then the guy, probably, who knows? And then he'd be like, oh, bet I could eat more hot dogs than you.
Eddie Pepitone
I got bigger hot dogs than me.
Nick Mullen
I got a big ass throw.
Eddie Pepitone
I'm Joe Chestnut. I'm a champion.
Nick Mullen
I bet you like pigs in a blanket.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, of course.
Nick Mullen
Just. Just cracks in the mouth. Cracks him in the mouth.
Eddie Pepitone
All right, So I ran into Michael Moore at a bar. Not Michael Moore, the fat documentarian.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, I was about to say, he's like. Because I bet he could eat a lot of hot dogs.
Eddie Pepitone
I bet he could do. Well, no, Michael Moore, the boxer. The guy who knocked out and won the title from Foreman. Or did he lose the Foreman? Can we look that up real quick?
Nick Mullen
Can we have a straight man? Fact. Yeah, fact.
Eddie Pepitone
But anyway, so I recognized Michael Morrows at a bar. This is years ago. This is before I even knew you. And I saw him in a bar. We're all drinking, getting blackout, and. And I cozy out to him like, Michael Moore and he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we just talking and drinking. We, like, had a nice night.
Nick Mullen
You call him Champ?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, of course.
Nick Mullen
You always get calm, dude.
Eddie Pepitone
I got. I got to call. I got to call Frazier Champ once. No one recognized him, and he was walking around at the. It was the. The Roast of Tarantino, and he was walking around, and I was like, what's up, Champ? And he's like. And he stopped and shook my hand. It was very cool. But so I see Michael Moore and at the bar, and I recognize him immediately. He's got a very distinct face. And I was like, we're just talking. I asked him was like, do people, like, try to fight you? And he's like, man, all the goddamn time. He's like, people always try to fight me.
Nick Mullen
That's the last person you want to fight. Sorry. It's. Yes, he beat Evander Holyfield.
Eddie Pepitone
He beat Holyfield, but he lost a Foreman is what it was.
Nick Mullen
When Foreman came back before me came,
Eddie Pepitone
that was the one to the slow two punch.
Nick Mullen
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
Which people said it was a fix, but if you really watch that dude, he's got.
Nick Mullen
His arms are both like £100. He knows what to do. He is one of the hardest, the punching boxers ever in all of history.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, but remember, he's saying the P. Yeah, that's. So this happens to these people, of course.
Nick Mullen
And Joey Chestnut, he pled guilty to misdemeanor Banner Reef. So that is kind of cool. He pled guilty. He acknowledged what he was doing. So he got 180 days less if
Eddie Pepitone
you slap somebody than if you punch somebody.
Nick Mullen
No, I don't think so. I think should be. No, it's all assault.
Eddie Pepitone
There should be like heavy assault.
Nick Mullen
There is. There is levels depending on what you do to the person, but you can't get. Once you get.
Eddie Pepitone
Because, like, when you flip off a hat, it's assault. That shouldn't be the same as punching you in the face eight times.
Nick Mullen
It's all about severity. And the cops going to call it as they see it. Largely, they're going to call it as they see it. But normally, as soon as there's physical contact, it's assault. Especially in a domestic violence violence situation. And then depending on the state, they might have to do something. So if they. If any physical contact happens, which I agree with, I think that's how it goes. If we are getting to the point where we're calling the police, then obviously something is going on.
Eddie Pepitone
Shoulder check. Shoulder check should be allowed.
Nick Mullen
You couldn't do that no matter what.
Eddie Pepitone
I feel like a shoulder check is plausible deniability.
Nick Mullen
Yeah. I mean, we all have done it.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick Mullen
We've all done it. Everybody. Everybody's challenged somebody else.
Eddie Pepitone
Get out of the way. I'm trying to get off the subway.
Nick Mullen
Of course you got to do it. All right. But the thing is, is that because of his indiscretion, Joey Chestnut was of course in danger of not being able to perform this year. And this is a crucial fucking year for hot dogs.
Eddie Pepitone
It is a big year for hot dogs.
Nick Mullen
Big ass year for hot dogs. Fuck. Whatever's happened on the White House, I don't give a fucking shit. But for the hot dog eating competition.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
This is a very big year.
Eddie Pepitone
250. I bet they're going to have to like block off the streets more than usual.
Nick Mullen
D. You know who else has performed while on probation who I thought was interesting was Mike Tyson, Michael Vick, Tiger Woods. Hope Solo.
Eddie Pepitone
Okay.
Nick Mullen
Who you met?
Eddie Pepitone
I met Hope Solo. Very attractive lady. Oh, yes, she was very nice.
Nick Mullen
Good.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She didn't try to hit me or nothing.
Nick Mullen
Wow. You see, that's again. And that's because you are a habitual fucking line stepper, Eddie. And you're not. Now, we do know that he was not allowed. Joey Chestnut, he says that he was not allowed, remember 2024, famously, he had taken his Possible foods, the. The. The fake meat company. He taking an advertising deal from that.
Eddie Pepitone
He got a worse deal for eating vegan food. He did. Than he did for slapping a human being and getting arrested.
Nick Mullen
He really did. He got way more punished for it.
Eddie Pepitone
Which is true.
Nick Mullen
Cuz he said. And then Chestnut then said inside him, putting together some other thing. He did an impromptu separate event in 2024 where he competed against four army soldiers and fought a five minute hot dog eating contest. He ate 57 dogs in five minutes. The other guys at Combined, oh, you
Eddie Pepitone
know, he was just relaxing because when he's got to do it fast for Nathan's, he eats like 70, I think.
Nick Mullen
Oh, dude. Because then the Patrick. Yeah, Patrick, Berladi Bertoletti who won the National. Nathan's that year because he was still there, right? He obviously, he got the gold just because the champion wasn't around. He got 58 dogs in 10 minutes. So when 2025, when Choe Chestnut went back, he fucking put down a staggering 70 and a half hot dogs and he won. But he was still five short of his record. And he is still very, very upset because he wants to come back. Because according To Joey Chestnut, your sport isn't about eating. It's about driver dedication. At the end of the day, hot dog eating challenges both my body and my mind. Hey, he. Right before he defended the title in 2014, he. He did engage to his. He got engaged to his girlfriend, but they broke up a year later because she couldn't handle the heat.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
How many hot dogs could you guys do in 10 minutes, you think?
Eddie Pepitone
In 10 minutes? Yeah. Oh, man. Probably like, if five. If I had to. Yeah, five, maybe six. I am not a had to.
Nick Mullen
I'm not a speed eater. Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
Also, I don't. I want to enjoy it. They don't put, like, condiments on it, you know, it's just dipping it in water. It just seems gross to me.
Nick Mullen
You know what?
Eddie Pepitone
I feel like I could, like, go toe to toe with people. Shrimp.
Nick Mullen
Yo, yo. I was about to say same goddamn thing.
Eddie Pepitone
Scallops. I bet I could go. I bet I can go hard on sky, but I think I could eat
Nick Mullen
a solid 200 shrimp.
Eddie Pepitone
I have. I have an unending belly for shrimp.
Nick Mullen
I can eat shrimp. I throw up. I can eat shrimp till I pass out.
Eddie Pepitone
There is something about it.
Nick Mullen
What's the most shrimp?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, yeah.
Nick Mullen
I'm looking it up right now.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
Oh, Joey Chestnut has done some stuff. Oh, I bet 21 pounds of shrimp he ate. Whoa, 200 shrimps, man, in eight minutes. That's a lot.
Eddie Pepitone
21 pounds.
Nick Mullen
That's a lot of shrimp. You think you can handle that? No.
Eddie Pepitone
Nothing.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, I like eating it.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, and he used horseradish sauce. Oh, my God. That's a lot of shrimp.
Nick Mullen
He's a real man. Man.
Eddie Pepitone
I wonder if you had to peel it.
Nick Mullen
No, I mean.
Eddie Pepitone
Well, if you know that. That's kind of what I like about it is, like, taking my time peeling it
Nick Mullen
speed. You can't just be.
Eddie Pepitone
I like to relax with my shrimpies.
Nick Mullen
I like sucking them out. I suck them out of the tail.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, yeah, the heads.
Nick Mullen
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
Look at that.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, yeah. He's eating all that shrimp.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, my God.
Nick Mullen
Wow. He's just eating shrimp by the handfuls. That is truly, truly vile. Like, that is not how. How. That is not. If there's a God. That is not how God intended for shrimp to be eaten.
Eddie Pepitone
I mean, that is how a shrimp is intended to be eaten. I'm sorry. Hey, you're right.
Nick Mullen
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Eddie Pepitone
These are like. These are like the enhanced games. Whereas like. I know it's wrong but I'm so morbidly curious.
Nick Mullen
All right, so I watched some of the enhanced games talking to the enhanced. Watched some of them just cuz I was curious and they were saying according to they brought that vampire a millionaire guy on for some reason. The guy that's like 42 but looks 39, you know what I mean? He keeps replacing his blood over and over again with his son's blood.
Eddie Pepitone
Is that the guy with the big butt? What? There's a guy with BBLS that does pranks all the time. I just figured it was him like
Nick Mullen
you talking to mine.
Eddie Pepitone
You don't know about the guy with bbls. That is it does pranks all the time.
Nick Mullen
He's always talking about something. Look at something while I'm looking.
Eddie Pepitone
Let me just.
Nick Mullen
All right, so the enhanced games we legitimately are nowhere near. They thought they were going to break all these records by having all of these guys in illegal equipment using every single form of ped. They've got one world record. They got one.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
Lady swimming. And it's really got a lot to do with the suits. What they're saying is it's like high tech suits they were wearing. They were saying that some of the swimmers were so loaded on PEDs they were literally sinking into the water. The. The mountain. The guy from Game of Thrones. Yeah, he fell a full 30 pounds short of his record. Dude, he's old. 30 kgs. He doesn't matter.
Eddie Pepitone
Game of Thrones was like 10 years ago. He killed Pedro Pascal. The first time any of us saw Pedro Pascal.
Nick Mullen
No, I'm saying he had set this up. The guy who played the Mountain, he's been a very high level strongman competitor.
Eddie Pepitone
40s.
Nick Mullen
But that is technically pre. That's prime time for strong men.
Eddie Pepitone
You think so?
Nick Mullen
Yes. Oh, no, I know.
Eddie Pepitone
So your bones start going.
Nick Mullen
No, dude. Because the thing is, is that your mobility starts going. The worst part is that, like, the thing about the strongest men in the world is that they can't, like, walk upstairs, but they can do so many other things. Like a big. Carry a big rock. They could throw a tag. They can do stuff like that, but they can't move fast and they can't. And they're gonna die early. But before they do that, they're very strong.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
And the mountain was really. He was prepping for this. This was a big deal because he was all. All juiced up to the tits.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
To get it over.
Eddie Pepitone
I mean, they all lived. I feel like that's a triumph. In the Enhanced Games.
Nick Mullen
And none of them died while. But no, they were all. There's a lot of doctors there. A lot of guys in lab coats. A lot of doctors. You know, like the X Games. We're not X Games. What was it the. When they did NFL, the xfl, and they brought that back and they'd have like, oh, yeah, fake doctors.
Eddie Pepitone
They let the players date the cheerleaders and. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. That was fun. He was fun.
Nick Mullen
Oh, yeah. He ate me. But it seems. It seems Enhanced Games were largely a failure.
Eddie Pepitone
Fred Curley ran the 100 meters in 9.97 seconds, which is insane. Yeah, that's an insane amount.
Nick Mullen
But it's still not the record.
Eddie Pepitone
No, it's not. He did not beat Usain Bolt, who ran it in 9.58 seconds.
Nick Mullen
And he did it normal. Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
And he did it normal. He did it Usain Bolt, like.
Nick Mullen
But just know that the Enhanced Games, we're not there yet. Hopefully, what I'm hoping in the further. They broke one versions. I got the one. They got the one Christian
Eddie Pepitone
American. Yeah. I love how American these days.
Nick Mullen
He went. He got. That was a man. I sorry, I misspoke. It was not ladies swimming. Was men swimming. He won, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't count because he was on steroids. Yeah. So again, this is. I think we're just the beginning of this. Enhanced Games. Next thing, I want giant cages. I want them in mech suits with weapons fighting each other. This is next.
Eddie Pepitone
I feel like, but that's like 10, 15 years off.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, hopefully.
Eddie Pepitone
No, we're not to do enhanced games at least like eight times before we get to fighting to the death.
Nick Mullen
I just want fighting. It doesn't even have to be the death. It is the fighting to the. To the. You're crippled. Yeah, I would. That's what I prefer. If we're doing enhanced games, I want to see him really do enhanced things. I want them on sort of like a giant spinning, like, mountain climbing wall that they'll fall off of into like a bunch of water fil. Gladiators. But real. But real. Like you actually can die in it.
Eddie Pepitone
I know they have it in Vegas and it's a good place for it, but I feel like the best spot would be like, Moscow.
Nick Mullen
Oh, that's if we really want to do it. No, Dubai.
Eddie Pepitone
Dubai, you think?
Nick Mullen
Just so that men can die legally.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, yeah.
Nick Mullen
So that we can all be happy and really be entertained. Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
Where can they do it and actually just kill people and it doesn't matter?
Nick Mullen
Dubai, Dubai, Gary, Indiana. I'd say either one of those. Anywhere where you can do a competition to death in. In 2026. Not in this economy.
Eddie Pepitone
Hell yeah.
Nick Mullen
All right, so we got a couple. One more update.
Eddie Pepitone
One more update. This guy, the. So last week we briefly talked about the. The billionaire who fell to his death back in 2024. And his son is currently being accused of pushing him off. And we weren't sure about it. There's a lot of things going on. Obviously, the. The story is still developing.
Nick Mullen
When we first thought. I thought it was like a boy. Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
I thought it was like a 17 year old.
Nick Mullen
Just like you, dad. Yeah. You do anything. I hate you. You won't let me have tapas in the nighttime.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. But Jonathan Andick is a straight up man who. He works for the company Mango Fashion. And he had to quit after he got arrested. And so now he's not even a part of the. Of the Mango company anymore.
Nick Mullen
What I love is that he seems that he went and they're like, yes. They're like, oh, he wanted the. The money. Money, Right. He wanted the money. He was trying to kill his father for money. But it's just such a funny idea of being like, aha. Yes. I will push my father into the canyon.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
And no one will be the wiser because every man who goes along the canyon, he does a risk.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. And I believe, you know, I was like, you know, and it makes sense. Like an old man could easily fall to his death.
Nick Mullen
I Mean, he does this. Yeah. And there's definitely. It's not like it's covered in CCTVs and it's not a very popular path, and it's not a thing that they do every day. And it's not like he's, you know, whose whereabouts would be heavily questioned about where. If he was even missing for an hour, you know.
Eddie Pepitone
Well, I think. No, it wasn't like he went missing. It was like he was like, oh, no.
Nick Mullen
Oh, yeah, Yeah, I went that. I took my father, and the next thing you know, he slipped on a plantain.
Eddie Pepitone
But the problem is, oh, there's so
Nick Mullen
much Pulpo, so much slippery.
Eddie Pepitone
But the main issue with it is he visited the site three times prior.
Nick Mullen
He wanted to make sure that he,
Eddie Pepitone
like, went and scouted it. But now. I know what you're saying. He scouted it. What's the big deal? I go to places more than once. I've been to Runyon Canyon 10 times. You know, like. You know, like, it's like.
Nick Mullen
So, I mean, they ask you to leave. Yeah. They think you're there to handle the goats.
Eddie Pepitone
You know, so you're thinking about that. Oh, so there's still, like, a little bit of plausible deniability. But then he.
Nick Mullen
They.
Eddie Pepitone
His WhatsApp got leaked.
Nick Mullen
Oh, no.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, no, his WhatsApp got leaked. And that's really what's leading to the premeditated. Premeditated role here. And he asked certain things, like a judge's writ said that the relationship between the father and son had been deteriorating. Owning that Jonathan Ardick's obsession with money, always. And his WhatsApp messages had expressed feelings of hatred, resentment and thoughts of death and blaming his father for his situation.
Nick Mullen
My father will not let me go.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
She will not let me go to the bull fights anymore.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. He said, we share many cherished, loving memories together.
Nick Mullen
Of course they did. Yeah, sure. Like when he first gave him money, when he. Secondly, gave him money. When he did. Oh, billionaire sons, they definitely are filled with. With, I guess, empathy.
Eddie Pepitone
I don't know if that's true, but it does show that there is a cost of being a billionaire.
Nick Mullen
There really is. And sometime what that cost is your family hates you.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Your family hates you, and they're going to try and kill you and steal your money.
Nick Mullen
But every billionaire knows it. That's part of it. Every single billionaire knows that.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, we saw the movie. You ever see the movie Greedy?
Nick Mullen
But. Yeah, but that's the reason why I love the movie Greedy.
Eddie Pepitone
Greedy's great.
Nick Mullen
Love that movie. With Kirk Douglas.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, yeah.
Nick Mullen
Got to love that movie. But also, you know what it is, is that's the problem with billionaires, right, Is that they're always like, I'm a billionaire. Everybody wants to kill me. Now I have to punish the world because everybody wants to kill me.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
They don't really understand. If you had just got down to, like, 999 million, we wouldn't want to kill you anymore. So maybe you guys got to think about just give enough money away to society where we won't want to kill you anymore.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Oh, and also, Mango Company is, like, on Russia's side in the Ukraine war.
Nick Mullen
Oh, sure. They're doing great. Yeah. What, making them hats? What are they doing for the fashion industry over there? I don't think the man's a nice man.
Eddie Pepitone
No, probably not.
Nick Mullen
No. Well, good riddance.
Eddie Pepitone
Good.
Nick Mullen
And I hope they're all punished one by one, because everybody hates. I cannot believe you're wearing that silver jacket.
Eddie Pepitone
I know there's a good chance I'm completely wrong here, but I feel like if I were going to prison for rest of my life, I'd want to do it in Spain.
Nick Mullen
Oh, of course.
Eddie Pepitone
Get naps. Oh, speak about shrimp. I know, it's half of it. Shrimp, probably.
Nick Mullen
You get all the coke and the red wine.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick Mullen
So many. I'd love to go to prison in Spain.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. President.
Nick Mullen
Yeah. We're going to get so many. We're going to get so many. Just side stories. LP, OTL, gmail.com. what's prison in Spain like? Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
Do you like it? How are you?
Nick Mullen
How are you doing?
Eddie Pepitone
Are you watching this on Netflix? In prison in Spain. Is that how nice it is?
Nick Mullen
All right, here we go. All right, we got a great story here. This is extremely important. There's a lot of times. I know we've covered, like, you know, between the Iranian revolution and Jeffrey Epstein and Alligator Alcatraz. Really funny stuff. This is one of the more serious stories because you just never know your pets. You never really know them. They are mysterious. And honestly, this is another example of why I'm glad we don't have cats.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. This is a Reddit article. This is not a Reddit post asking for help.
Nick Mullen
I guess I'm not. Again, this is not anti cat.
Eddie Pepitone
No.
Nick Mullen
Well, I'm fine with cats. We're. Again, we're not anti cat. This is just a specific. Because I will counter this with the dog story.
Eddie Pepitone
Just understand, Understand this comes from a man, a user named Eldritch Maggots. So, yeah, yeah, so, you know, so remember that when you hear the story.
Nick Mullen
So I'm just going to read this real quick. This comes from Reddit, everybody's favorite place. Not really looking for a fix, just information. Just looking for information. My cat, 7 years old, male, neutered, has already been to two behaviorists. When my parents had him, both were confused. According to my parents, this is a known issue, but it doesn't cause any problems because he's not allowed to interact with other cats whatsoever.
Eddie Pepitone
Okay.
Nick Mullen
Definitely not an issue at all. He's very sweet to people, not very small children. Edit. He gets overwhelmed by kids. Right. He doesn't try killing them. Yeah, but he seems to react to other cats the same way he would to a squirrel or to a rabbit. As in just pure predation, no recognition that they are in the same species. He does not display any territorial aggression to other cats. None of its dominance behavior. Ears don't go back. Fur never puffs out. He never growls or hisses. Nothing. He's just hunting. Never seen anything like it. The shelter was hesitant to adopt him out of all of this due to his history, but they did so because one of the other shelter workers personally knew my stepmother and was interested in weird cats.
Eddie Pepitone
Is cat weird?
Nick Mullen
Fine. Thank God.
Eddie Pepitone
Hey, let me see. Weird. Let me see.
Nick Mullen
Let's call it a weird. He's got backwards head.
Eddie Pepitone
Hey, lady, you got a weird.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, you got weird talking about cats,
Eddie Pepitone
but I like to use that word to freak you out.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, they do that just to kind of make people uncomfortable. A weird at. I got nine. They were considering euthanasia. Euthanasia. Because he was returned multiple times they want, but we still wanted to give them a chance due to just how friendly to people he was and smart he is. Sure he's well fed. He's always been well fed. Killing and eating other cats which belong to a previous owner was not something he did out of desperate desperation. Judging by what I know about the event and what behavior I've seen, I'm entirely sure it was predated. He's injured a cat. My parents were pet sitting to the point of needing an emergency vet visit. An extensive reconstruction of its neck. The cats were separated, but a child left the door open for a minute. My cat ran downstairs, caught the smaller cat, went for the throat, immobilized and attempted to drag him underneath the furniture. They were separated before he could kill the cat. My parents have had him since 2023 and I recently September 2025, took him when I moved somewhere that allows cats. Cats I'm set on keeping him cool. Very important note, he's no longer around other cats.
Eddie Pepitone
Great.
Nick Mullen
Period. Done. Edit one More Details he did eat a cat owned by one of the previous people who adopted him.
Eddie Pepitone
Mention this? Actually, it's a cannibal cat.
Nick Mullen
Yep. In addition to two previous surrenders for similar behavioral issues, which I don't know much about. From what I know, he's had a good introduction to a smaller female cat with no territorial behavior was left alone for a day. When the owner came back back it was a giant bloody mess. The shelter was sure that he did kill the female cat and was eating the body. That's the reason why they were considering euthanasia until he was offered to my stepmother. Further clarification he does not hate cats. He likes them just like how he likes birds.
Eddie Pepitone
I mean you really can't tell.
Nick Mullen
It's just like Did Jeffrey Dahmer like guys? Yeah, predation. So yeah, a lot. Too much predation and territorial behavior are not different things. If you can't tell the difference, you shouldn't be giving input on this post. He is not stressed by other cats. He is not anxious and does not feel threatened by other cats. He doesn't need anxiety medication. Anxiety medication doesn't stop cats from having a prey drive. He does not hiss or growl or try to look intimidating. He has no other behavioral problems. He doesn't yell or anything. When he attacks. He finds cover, stalks ears up, eyes big, completely silent. He gets very curious and excited when he sees other cats. He's seen my friend's cat separated by ceiling height gate and supervised by two people. He seemed extremely inquisitive, sniffing ears forward, no sound. My cat did not respond whatsoever to my friend's cats hissling, hissing, growling or puffing up. He just seemed curious and started trying to see if could stick his head around the side of the gate and palling through the bars. Then he started looking back at me and meowing and rubbing on my legs. No Edit number three no, he is not going to be euthanized. I did not make this post asking for advice. I made it asking for information about why he's fucked up. Stop telling me to put him down. Stop applying human morals to animals. He behaves like any other small predatory mammal only does not have the ability to recognize member of his own species. I've already had him by myself in September of last year and before that I was around him at my parents house since 2023. Okay, he's literally fine by himself. He's my cat and I love him, all right? He's perfectly healthy and affectionate and the smartest cat I've ever owned. And 100 plus people tell me to kill my pet. It bothers me the way it bothers you. Seriously off. Seriously off.
Eddie Pepitone
It is an open Forum and in 4.
Nick Mullen
Changing the format so the events were in chronological order and clarified some vague tennis, but anyway, I will not. I don't care what you say.
Eddie Pepitone
It is a cute cat.
Nick Mullen
Sorry, that's my Reddit lady voice.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, no, that's great. Go to the bottom of this and click on the next one there. The. There you go.
Nick Mullen
That.
Eddie Pepitone
Read the follow up post.
Nick Mullen
Up, up, up.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, there you go. Click on that. Here we go. There's the cat.
Nick Mullen
Oh, yeah, the cat's really cute.
Eddie Pepitone
That's really cute.
Nick Mullen
Cat's really cute. I thought Jeffrey Dahmer was a really, to be honest, really attractive teenager.
Eddie Pepitone
Did you read the follow up by any chance?
Nick Mullen
No, I did not read the follow up.
Eddie Pepitone
Do you want to try and guess what the cat's name is? Name it.
Nick Mullen
Casey Anthony.
Eddie Pepitone
Baby Jesus.
Nick Mullen
That is the funniest. What? The cat's name is Baby Jesus.
Eddie Pepitone
The cat's name is Baby Jesus.
Nick Mullen
I.
Eddie Pepitone
And it's a cannibal.
Nick Mullen
This is just unm. Unbelievable.
Eddie Pepitone
Jesus feeds himself to the Catholics.
Nick Mullen
Oh, every day.
Eddie Pepitone
Catholics eat.
Nick Mullen
The Catholics are cannibals.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, they are cannibals. Yeah.
Nick Mullen
So can I ask Eddie, and we were talking about this right before the show. I unfortunately believe I'm going to say this nicely. I love you all. I feel that the cat is unsavable. And if the cat, I don't think it needs saving, it's killing other animals. But I do get it.
Eddie Pepitone
It's. If it's living alone with this man, then you don't have to worry about it. Lots of cats kill other animals. Tigers, lions. It's probably reincarnated, you know, I guess,
Nick Mullen
you know, in the end, if this is what this person wants to do, I just find it interesting that they really spend such a long time defending the cat when you show. Obviously.
Eddie Pepitone
I mean, I don't know what he was expecting people to say.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, I don't know.
Eddie Pepitone
I don't know how you could make this post and say my cat's a cannibal and then people tell you to kill it and then you know, like, what the. This or this is a handsome kitty is from.
Nick Mullen
This is from one of the Reddit comment.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, there's a handsome kitty. Glad to see that you're giving them the best life. Eldritch. Pussy Magnets. That is the man's name, Eldridge. Magnets. Loves this cat, Magus. I keep saying magnets. Maggots. All right. Okay. He takes them out on a harness. Harness and a leash, which I think is irresponsible. I think the cat, if you're gonna keep it, needs to stay in the house.
Nick Mullen
My parents are. So this is when they update. My parents also kept him with a very large man coon and he didn't seem to understand any larger cat's attempt to communicate. Baby Jesus would ignore the hissing, growling, got his ass handed to him when you sat there and he didn't back off. And it says here it would try to eat a Chihuahua. Yeah, that's what it's saying. Yeah, it would try to eat a Chihuahua.
Eddie Pepitone
I'd say anything its size or small.
Nick Mullen
He does play rough. That's what he says. Yeah, he plays rough. It's a murderer. It's a murderer.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, it's a murderer. And we all know dogs play rough.
Nick Mullen
Well, when they, you know, when you, when you, when you're speaking their language.
Eddie Pepitone
He doesn't like string toys. He just looks at his hand.
Nick Mullen
It's just the way they brought up all of this without anybody saying anything about the cat killing and eating other cats. And then everyone did just be like, I can't believe that you guys that have an opinion on this thing. I'll post it out for an opinion. I made an opinion post asking for opinions. And then you gave me all your opinions. And you're fucking wrong.
Eddie Pepitone
I love these answering.
Nick Mullen
My tits are caught in my belt. My tits are gone in my belt. I got stuck in the. I got to the obgyn kicked me out today because I had. They found a snake in there. There.
Eddie Pepitone
But apparently there is like they found the cat had killed other cats before. Yes, it's killed multiple cats.
Nick Mullen
Yes. And yes, it's like, oh, it's not around other cats. Is that what we do with a psychopath murderer?
Eddie Pepitone
Right? Like you take him away from society and you lock them up and you put him away.
Nick Mullen
But yeah, but then he's not. He doesn't get to stay away. Like, he doesn't get treats and stuff. Like when a prisoner, when a cat
Eddie Pepitone
gets put in prison, Maxwell gets treated streets. She. She has a great time. She does. Anytime someone talks about her, they get in trouble. They get. They get moved.
Nick Mullen
Wow. Yeah. We need a mental facility for pets. Yeah. I've been thinking about this. I'm actually going to start one. I'm going to start Mine. My Zach Baggins.
Eddie Pepitone
Zack Baggins should buy this cat and
Nick Mullen
have it go around the museum, have it kill other cats. That. Yes, that's a great idea. Yeah, they should put him up for that. Do you hear that? You hear that, Eldritch? Maggots. I think that'd be a great. Well, this kind of dovetail. Honestly, there's big money at dsw. We ask the important questions, like what shoes are you going to wear? Whether you're prepping for wedding season, festival season, or just planning the ultimate vacation. AK the right shoes can make or break an rsvp. So own the moment. You've got big plans, and we've got just the shoes at the perfect price, of course. Get ready to get ready with Designer Shoe Warehouse. Head to your DSW store or dsw.com today and let us surprise you. Tired of the same old game night? Switch things up with Chumba casino. Play over 200 free online social casino games from classic slots in Black Jack to exclusive in house favorites you won't find anywhere else. However long you got, you can play your way anytime, anywhere. Make your next chill night a little more fun with Chumba Casino. Now purchase necessary VGW Group Void we're prohibited by log. See terms and conditions for details 21/ hey there. Maybe we can figure out what's wrong if we use this. Like. So in China, they've been doing this a. AI like, weird animal translator thing that people are like, falling in love with, saying that it can recognize what a dog's saying and going to put all these things out. My problem is, as soon as I saw the words AI, I'm like, oh, that's stupid. But yeah, yeah, yeah, because this is the thing.
Eddie Pepitone
Everyone does want to talk to their pets.
Nick Mullen
We all do. We all want to know. You don't really want to know what they're saying. I want. I actually was like. I read a very interesting article this weekend about dogs. And you see this thing with the, the.
Eddie Pepitone
The.
Nick Mullen
The communication pad ads with the buttons that they can say words.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, you.
Nick Mullen
Yeah. It's always a kill the President, Kill
Eddie Pepitone
the President, Kill the president.
Nick Mullen
It's like, why? Where'd you learn that? And I. But this. The thing about AI said that the dog. Yeah, obviously. But this AI, like, I feel like it's saying it's using this AI is now a buzzword. They're throwing AI on things they tried to sell me at the store. The other day, my dryer broke. I was like, I just want a dryer. I want one of those Dryers. I'm like, my mother has. Where you just replace the one part. She's had the same driver for 35 years, he says doesn't exist anymore. You could get this other dryer. It's like, what is it? He's like, the thing is, you're going to want to buy this dryer. You're going to have to buy the washing machine with it. I'm like, what are you fucking talking about? He's like, it's got AI in it. And the AI talks to the washer and they talk back and forth.
Eddie Pepitone
I, I hate. I want it to die. And it's destroying the planet. These data centers need to be closed down. But if it's going to do anything, it should be doing our laundry.
Nick Mullen
But you're talking about. No, no, no. It's just. But it's just a buzzword first. You mean software. It's just software. It is. Your. Your washer's not thinking. It's not sitting going, I hope that these panties aren't full enough. These panties are all full of blood. I guess you must be the lady's top. Like, that's not what it's thinking. It's not thinking anything. They're just connected together. It's stupid. AI is a buzzword that means nothing. But with this term, like this idea of using dog translation app is that with dogs and animals, they more so develop tailor made to you. So they were talking with dogs on the, on the pads. They would learn a couple of things. Like they say that they could talk. They could teach a dog up to like 40 or 50 words. Yeah, but you choose the word yes. And you can. And they say that sometimes dogs can really put together in a string certain words. And they figured out certain things. Oh yeah, the AI thing. Just saying, mom, I love you.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, of course, everyone's gonna love it if it just says, mom, I love you.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, but it didn't say that.
Nick Mullen
No, it's in Chinese. Yeah, it's saying, I want to kill the cat next door. It's saying, I want to kill Odie. I want to kill the. I want to kill your son. I want to kill the children. Yeah, but if you listen to the dog people that are training the dogs, they find that the dog really understands things. Obviously around food, treats. But the word now, like, dogs love the word now and then, if you could figure out they're very impatient. You put the word later in. And it's just this funny thing people talk about ending in this, like long, like, argument with their Dog. Where they're just going like, treat, treat. And you go like, no, later. And goes, now. And it's like, later, now, later, now. And it's kind of funny, but it's. It's only communicating because it's learning you.
Eddie Pepitone
I don't think it understands the concept of later. I think it understands the concept. I think they think later is. No.
Nick Mullen
Well, that is.
Eddie Pepitone
It is.
Nick Mullen
It's just in our mind. We are. We believe we're creating really nuanced conversation with the animal when we're really just sort of gamifying. It's already. It's. It's natural ability to completely understand all of your verbal cues and physical cues. It's watching everything. It's watching every move that you make. You want to see an example of a negotiation with a cat?
Eddie Pepitone
Sure.
Nick Mullen
It's saying, pippi doesn't want you near here because Pippi's trying to eat.
Eddie Pepitone
Okay, but that's.
Nick Mullen
I mean, that's interesting.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. I mean, I don't care.
Nick Mullen
I don't think it's real. I don't think it's. I don't think the AI part of it is real. No.
Eddie Pepitone
Julie wants to go to a pet psychic.
Nick Mullen
Can I. Give me the money. I'll do it. Let me do it. If she's gonna pay money to talk to a pet psychic, I'll do it. You.
Eddie Pepitone
But you gotta dress like a psychic.
Nick Mullen
Oh, yeah. I'll do blackface and everything. She'll have no idea. She'll have no idea it's me.
Eddie Pepitone
I need lots of necklaces.
Nick Mullen
Oh, yes.
Eddie Pepitone
Some finger timbers.
Nick Mullen
Oh, yeah. I'm coming in a full thing. Oh, yeah. She won't have any idea. You were like, here we go. I mean, I. Here.
Eddie Pepitone
It's.
Nick Mullen
It's Mistress Wanda. Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
She's like, we should go. We should see what Tootsie's thinking. I'm like, baby, I really don't want to go. And like, she's like, Tootsie's thinking, yeah, let me die.
Nick Mullen
Let me die.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, man. Tootsie. I was. Thought. I thought it was the end. And then she's like. She popped back up again, and she's just walking around eating a bunch of cookies and having a great time. Unbelievable. Once. Once I started getting carbs down her. Turned a new leaf.
Nick Mullen
Tell me about it. Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, my God. She fell down the ramp, though, and she tumbled, like, real slow. It was very. It was actually the cutest fall that was very dangerous that I've ever seen.
Nick Mullen
She has no idea she's alive. She has no idea she's alive. But I love her. But you know what dog does know? This dog in Nebraska that shot a woman with a shotgun. Now, when police in Nebraska were responsible. Oh, you didn't read this one yet. They responding to a shooting. They arrived at the scene to find unusual culprit. The incident took place in the Scots Bluff town of Nebraska. This is according to the Mirror. Shots were fired in a parking lot of a local convenience store. Police arrived at the scene, they found a truck with his doors damaged and a woman who had been struck on the arm by a shotgun pellet. Investigation in the matter showed that the woman had a loaded shotgun in the back seat of the car, which was inadvertently fired by her dog as it moved around in the seats. The shot ended up damaging the car and even struck a female passerby. It doesn't really know how to. Does that happen? How does.
Eddie Pepitone
They had the shotgun sitting on the chair and the dog jumped on it and it went off.
Nick Mullen
How does it pull the trigger with its paw?
Eddie Pepitone
It depends on how big the paw is. You know, it gets in there and it gets stuck and it freaks out cuz its foot is stuck in the goddamn trigger.
Nick Mullen
You don't arrest the dog though, right?
Eddie Pepitone
No, you arrest the owner. You take their guns away, hopefully.
Nick Mullen
Nah, that can't be. There's no way they're taking the guns away. I feel like in the end I love the article. Just shows the dog's pa just to be like. And this, this is the hands of a murderer. The hands of a terrorist.
Eddie Pepitone
This guy. I mean, this guy should be. Talk about someone that should be put down.
Nick Mullen
It's a lady dog's owner. Yeah, it's a lady.
Eddie Pepitone
She's just driving around with a shotgun loose in her back seat.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, with the dog. Well, that's dog shotgun.
Eddie Pepitone
You at least. Yes.
Nick Mullen
Got to be the dog.
Eddie Pepitone
How else is it going to go duck hunting?
Nick Mullen
I can't. I mean, you know, you don't want it to become a murderer. You know, that's one of the worst things it could be. Is that why they call it riding shotgun?
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, oh, it was in the back seat. Yeah.
Nick Mullen
Why do they call riding shotgun?
Eddie Pepitone
So you can get up there and shoot out the window, hopefully. Yeah, I think so. I think that's the whole thing here.
Nick Mullen
You gotta shut. You give us a story, Eddie.
Eddie Pepitone
All right, here's this one I'm loving and it's been developing over a couple weeks and I kind of had it in my pocket and didn't bring it up. Yet. But this one I love. All right, so Mount Eddie Everest stupid to climb.
Nick Mullen
All right, well, now it's definitely like you can just pay money to climb.
Eddie Pepitone
There's a line like you have to like stand in line when you go to Mount Everest and slowly walk up behind a bunch of people.
Nick Mullen
And because there's a small weather window in which you can get to the very peak of it. Right. And there's certain season you have to go in. I know there's so many people doing it that they have now created this like log jam at the top that just sits there.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Which is insane to me. Also, there's other mountains. Mountains at my office isn't the only mountain you can go to. Other mountains.
Nick Mullen
There's other mountains.
Eddie Pepitone
There's totally other mountains.
Nick Mullen
Yeah. Well, what about. No one does Titicaca no more.
Eddie Pepitone
No one does Titicaca no more. Well, I think that's a lake. But. Nepalese authorities have charged 32 sherpas and an alleged fake rescue and insurance fraud scream scheme up in Nepal taking high altitude trekking industry, including routes associated with Everest tourism. They've won. They've gotten over $20 million from people. Well, they've learned from 2022 to 2025.
Nick Mullen
Well, this is a thing that's so funny because the Sherpas, they lead them
Eddie Pepitone
to places they can't get down from and then they're like, oh, you need to be rescued. And then they call their boy who owns a helicopter and then they come get them. Like, do you want to come get you want to get? And then they have to like put down the ladder and they charge them out the fucking ass.
Nick Mullen
This is how I believe. This is what I believe. This is the true Satanist part of me and sadly the capitalist part of me that says if you want to pay big time money to go to the top of Mount Everest and you can't properly research the team that you should take and this happens to you, you fudgeing deserve it. I think that if you are. Because guess what they're also doing. They're not leaving you to die. They could definitely just kill you and take all your things if they wanted to face an extended scale scam that I actually think is kind of funny.
Eddie Pepitone
The alleged scheme has affected 4,782 international climbers.
Nick Mullen
It's very stupid.
Eddie Pepitone
That is a lot of people.
Nick Mullen
It's a lot of people because look at the line. That is the crew. So right now Rob is showing a video of a line of at least 40 to 50 people dude, that's 150 dude. Waiting to go to the top to get their little fucking picture. Right. It's like the rise of resistance line. Yeah. Except it's on Everest. Oh yeah. And they wait like this so they can all get their little picture picture. And then sometimes the problem is is that while they're standing and waiting the weather can change so rapidly that they all have to run for emergency cover.
Eddie Pepitone
Like. Yeah.
Nick Mullen
This is. It's just getting out of control. It's getting the idea of this as a money making scheme and a clout chasing exercise is kind of getting at.
Eddie Pepitone
There's so many mountains for you to go to. You don't need to go to Everest. But also here's the other developing part of the. The story. The Sherpas they're finding were poisoning people. They were like poisoning their food that they were making and putting like they were putting a bunch of baking soda in it and it was making them like feel like they had food poisoning and stuff like that. And get. Or like. Because it mimics altitude sickness.
Nick Mullen
Yes.
Eddie Pepitone
And so they thought that they were getting altitude sickness when they were up there, but they weren't. And they were just. They just had a bunch of baking soda in their bellies. And then they would have to get rescued. And here's the other thing they were doing. I think this is actually how they got got caught was they would do a helicopter rescue. And like, you know, your dad gets sick and he needs to be rescued. You're sticking around with him. Right?
Nick Mullen
Of course.
Eddie Pepitone
Then you got the whole family with you. So the whole family needs to get in the helicopter.
Nick Mullen
Oh yeah. And that's. And that's money for fuel.
Eddie Pepitone
But what they were doing was they were charging each person in the helicopter for chartering the helicopter.
Nick Mullen
Of course.
Eddie Pepitone
Rather than just a ride in a chartered helicopter.
Nick Mullen
No, they. Everybody, they get me. You buy a ticket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
So it was like they're really going after it. 171 out of 1,248.
Nick Mullen
Right.
Eddie Pepitone
Rescues they seemed appear to be fake and they. So they've just been ripping people off. Dude. And they got caught in fraud that it came out to 19.69 million is what they're expecting. But now they're getting sued by the Nepalese government for 1.5 billion in restitution.
Nick Mullen
God damn. I mean like this is just one of those where if you want to go and do this thing in order to get your picture.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
And do do. It's like I don't know what to tell you you should research your Sherpa company better.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, man. Or you just calf man don't do it.
Nick Mullen
Cat man can do. Sometimes a cabman do. Sometimes cat man don't.
Eddie Pepitone
All right, one more story that I really liked and we'll get out of here after that. Elder abuse is. I hate when people take advantage of the elderly and steal their money. It makes me insane.
Nick Mullen
Yeah. If you're going to do something to the elderly, make sure you. You make them vot. Oh, no, don't keep them away at gunpoint.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. So an elderly California couple. This is out in Riverside. This woman, she fell for an elderly, an elder scam, which is hard to do.
Nick Mullen
I mean. Well, this is the thing is sell.
Eddie Pepitone
Like I had to Zell someone money this week because there was like a death and
Nick Mullen
it was a hitman fee or.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, it was a hitman fee and. But the Zel made me like promise that I knew this person like four times before they sent the money.
Nick Mullen
Honest as they should.
Eddie Pepitone
As they should. I was very impressed by Zel. But this lady, she was on Facebook and. And someone impersonating Tom Selleck kept hitting her up for money. First it was 80 bucks and it was 800 bucks. And then.
Nick Mullen
Can you imagine Tom Selleck asking you personally for $80?
Eddie Pepitone
That dude's got so much stinking money.
Nick Mullen
He is in the way. Also, if you knew anything about his lifestyle, a new that Tom Selleck has created. He has this incredible life in which he rolls into his job in which he makes multiple million do colors and he goes into. He sits. He's like a two day a week where he just. He doesn't stand in any of the scenes. He literally sits in every scene.
Eddie Pepitone
Dude, it was naughty and high and. And 101 and crime 101. He didn't, I assume the first time I saw him, I whispered to Julie, I was like, I bet he doesn't stand the entire movie. And he didn't.
Nick Mullen
Nope, because that's a part of it. He's like, I sit now. That's what I do. I sit. And so Tom Selleck then going on to Instagram was also then funny. And then also him hitting you up and then hitting asking you for $80 does seem to be insane.
Eddie Pepitone
80 was the first time. And then it got up to 800 and then it was like a charity event. And then his like managers like son died apparently. And so she keeps like she falls completely victim to it. She's like, it starts to get like little sexy. The messages
Nick Mullen
to flirt a Little bit. You know how Tom said likes to throw it down?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
So her husband gets. Cuts her off completely. Not like he doesn't kick her out of the house or anything, but like he cuts her off completely.
Nick Mullen
Well, he finds out that she gave something like 100 grand or something, like some insane amount of money.
Eddie Pepitone
It wasn't 100 grand, but it was a lot of money and it was obviously fake and she was obviously getting taken for a ride, but she believed it wholeheartedly. So he took away her credit cards, he took away this, took away that. And then she starts asking her friends for money to give to Tom Selleck. And so. And her friends are like, hey, listen, just want to let you know which she's doing. So the guy, he had it up to here. Murder suicide.
Nick Mullen
Jesus Christ.
Eddie Pepitone
He did it.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, he.
Eddie Pepitone
The.
Nick Mullen
For some reason I thought it was the lady who did it.
Eddie Pepitone
No, the husband murders. He was embarrassed and he was sick of losing. Cuz when you're. When you're old, you have no income anymore if you're just giving. That's why elder abuse is so bad. Because like it's all the money these people are going to have for the rest of their life.
Nick Mullen
Oh yeah, they.
Eddie Pepitone
The money they're stealing and they're stealing to steal. So the guy like lost his mind and then she started asking his friends and that was the final straw because he was embarrassed on top of being broke until he just offed her and killed himself.
Nick Mullen
Jesus Christ. I had no idea it was him. Well, you know, in the end it is super embarrassed to be cucked by fake Tom Selleck. It's very embarrassing.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
You know, I mean, it's not like. Because Tom Selleck even he ain't what he used to be. I mean, obviously my mom, My mom is still got that. That's the one, I think that has got the open invitation to her.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, my mom would have done anything for Tom Sell.
Nick Mullen
My mom, I think would become a dirty, evil gross for Tom seller.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh yeah.
Nick Mullen
You know what I mean? Like, I think that she'd become like one of the, like she'd become like a d. Like a grimy street woman for Tom.
Eddie Pepitone
Tom Selleck is a famous detective. He should solve this crime and find out who's doing this.
Nick Mullen
Can we email Tom Selleck?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, Tom Selleck. I feel like anyone hot he is in that picture.
Nick Mullen
He was very hot.
Eddie Pepitone
God, look at that next to those thighs.
Nick Mullen
He's very rich.
Eddie Pepitone
Jesus Christ.
Nick Mullen
He was a real man. Yeah, he was a real man. That's A real man, right?
Eddie Pepitone
Wow.
Nick Mullen
That's a real man. Tom Selleck. He was like 28 in that picture.
Eddie Pepitone
Blown away.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, I know. He's the gayest heads feeling gay. He swear he loves it. He feels it. I get it. Tom Selleck would break Timmy Timothy Chamolay's arms off.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, yeah, the.
Nick Mullen
Oh, that's a Magnum PI Magnum PI he's got a Magnum dad is having him having sex with Timothy Sham.
Eddie Pepitone
God, I wish he would have my mom.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, that would have been great.
Eddie Pepitone
I really would have.
Nick Mullen
Would you fuck my mom? Tom Selleck.
Eddie Pepitone
Tom Selleck. Are you listening to this?
Nick Mullen
Are you on Facebook?
Eddie Pepitone
How busy are you?
Nick Mullen
Yeah, can you email me? Can you.
Eddie Pepitone
NYPD Blue. You probably have the call sheet still.
Nick Mullen
Blue bloods.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, blue bloods. That's right. Blue.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, his email to. Yeah, it's Tom. It's. Yeah, he's got. Yeah, Tom Selleck one at Gmail.
Eddie Pepitone
What was that movie he was in that I love? Mr. Bob baseball. I love Mr. Baseball.
Nick Mullen
Do you think Tom Selleck would be happy, like, almost in a way that he still got this much juice? He really. Every time got.
Eddie Pepitone
He exists. He pops right back in the news.
Nick Mullen
That mustache don't quit if you told him. Just being like she killed him for me. Like, wow. Those all for me, huh? It's one of the coolest things I've ever heard.
Eddie Pepitone
Still got it.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, of course. Of course she wants Tom. Everybody does, right?
Eddie Pepitone
Everybody does.
Nick Mullen
Of course. He was jealous. All hell, he was jealous. Even just fake me, you know, that's got to be the thing. He was jealous of fake Tom Selleck.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
If it was real Tom Selleck, he would have bombed the neighborhood.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
Imagine if Tom Selleck actually was trying to.
Eddie Pepitone
His wife. What was that thing? Oh, Jesse Stone. That was the character he'd played. All right. The time. Now I'm just obsessed with his career. Three men and a Baby.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, no, he's a very good. He was also supposed to be Indiana Jones.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, he was. He would have been a good indie. And that takes a lot for me
Nick Mullen
to say he would have been a great indie. But no, but, no, no. He's not the same.
Eddie Pepitone
He's not the same. He. He did Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
Nick Mullen
All right, now we're just going through his. Now we're just like. We're just naming things. The Tom Seller.
Eddie Pepitone
The Daughters of Satan.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, I bet you.
Eddie Pepitone
Starring Tom Selleck.
Nick Mullen
Yeah. You know, but it's probably not that big.
Eddie Pepitone
Wow.
Nick Mullen
All right, so I got a. I've
Eddie Pepitone
got a couple like Here, let's do this.
Nick Mullen
I got a lister email.
Eddie Pepitone
There's listener emails.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, sure. You want to hear something?
Eddie Pepitone
Oh yeah. Here's the old one.
Nick Mullen
Are you ready, Eddie?
Eddie Pepitone
Yes.
Nick Mullen
Are you horny, Henry? Yes. Sure.
Eddie Pepitone
Now it's time for listeners. Yeah, not bad.
Nick Mullen
Yeah, it's. We've heard that one.
Eddie Pepitone
I know. I like it. Yeah, I like it too. It's a song. You can hear a song more than once. You okay?
Nick Mullen
No. Let's read this. Let's do this. I'm so ly. Not everything's a travesty. My. My body's dying.
Eddie Pepitone
You got to see Mandalorian Grogu.
Nick Mullen
Oh yeah. So I can really finally jerk off in the theater again. That's what I need. Need to see. Honestly.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Nick Mullen
Cuz there's nothing I love better than a little gremlin coming in his own mouth.
Eddie Pepitone
He needs to eat.
Nick Mullen
He does. ORBS Back in 2012, my college roommate and I went to Halifax, Virginia to visit my parents and hang out for the weekend. My dad chain smoked in the house so me and my buddy spent most of our time outside. We tossed the Volpo around for a while in the backyard and really never went at all in except to grab maybe a couple of my stepdad's buds from the fridge.
Eddie Pepitone
Hell yeah.
Nick Mullen
Yeah. My friend Chad mentioned now remote of a place we were in and how cool would be. This is some of the awful wall out in the country.
Eddie Pepitone
I agreed.
Nick Mullen
We focused on seeing something for a minute and laughed it off. I will say after doing some classes in transcendental meditation for a couple of semesters by then build a complete unique and relax feeling as we did that and really did feel very connected afterwards. Anyways, one of our friends was having a shindig across the county that night so we stopped drinking brews early so we could be 2 legit 20 year olds driving across Halifax county not wanting to be pulled over. And this is where it starts. The campfire where we were hanging out by died we were considering leaving, was talking to my boy when I saw a white light illuminate his face.
Eddie Pepitone
Face.
Nick Mullen
I turn around and there was a white orb glowing in the woods by my parents house about 50 yards away. We looked at each other scared out of our minds and motion back towards the light and it suddenly exploded. It almost looked like a transformer exploding. We treated glances back and forth like what the was that? I don't know. My orb. It's my orb. Then we heard slow deliberate footsteps from the direction of the orb. Something tall was walking through the tree branches and my dogs woke up and ran towards the sound. When they went, we ran to the house and climbed over a six foot carport wall to get in. We immediately locked all the doors and closed the blinds. I went to my parents room to grab their pistol under the mattress. Whoa. Meanwhile my dog sounded like they were attacking something as they made their way around to the front of the house. House. My mom woke up earplugs in blinders on as I was digging my arm under a mattress and hearing the dogs going from barking. A whale in the front of the house. And as soon as she was up the dogs were quiet. She walked to the front door as we begged her not to. And all three of the dogs were asleep in the back of the golf cart. And we had to drive around the farm. They never did anything ever before or after. I don't know.
Eddie Pepitone
Spirit, why don't you get a gun? It's an orb.
Nick Mullen
Yeah. Shoot light. But Dick was walking in the. In the trap in the forest. So we thought he might have to shoot something come the forest. Or at least then you have a reason to finally kill something.
Eddie Pepitone
You know what I noticed? A lot of my pictures of the Grand Canyon had orbs in them.
Nick Mullen
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Look at this one.
Nick Mullen
That's the sun.
Eddie Pepitone
No, that's the sun.
Nick Mullen
Oh no. That's a reflection of the sun on your face.
Eddie Pepitone
But there's. But it's in a lot of different ones.
Nick Mullen
Yeah. I mean it might be. Just depends on how the camera.
Eddie Pepitone
Do I just have a bad camera?
Nick Mullen
Yes.
Eddie Pepitone
Does everyone just have a bad camera?
Nick Mullen
Maybe. It's possible but you'll have to find out on our patreon patreon.com lastpodcast on the left and you could watch your shows list our shows ad free that
Eddie Pepitone
feature on our picture.
Nick Mullen
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
Go take a look at. All right.
Nick Mullen
Make sure you live every day wondering if today's the day I'm going to see something weird and watch an orb explode in front of me. And then you can laugh when it doesn't happen because it's just inside of the film of your camera. And you can love the fact that you might need to go get a new camera.
Eddie Pepitone
That's right. Also, we're going to be hitting the road this weekend. We're going to be in Rochester. It's sold out. Very excited, bro.
Nick Mullen
I am excited.
Eddie Pepitone
Radio social sounds awesome.
Nick Mullen
Everyone's talking about it. How great.
Eddie Pepitone
So excited to just give us food. This is like the first time the venue like keeps reaching out to like make sure that like we're happy and. Okay.
Nick Mullen
No, I've never had that before.
Eddie Pepitone
It's very nice.
Nick Mullen
It's very, very nice. We're very excited to come to Ratchet.
Eddie Pepitone
The day before on May 29, we're going to be in Pittsburgh. Come and see us in Pittsburgh. There's only four JK Ultras left. We got Pittsburgh this Friday, Grand Rapids on June 27, Tulsa, Oklahoma on. On July 17, in Oklahoma City on July 18. Also, you and I are going to be doing a side stories in London, Ontario on June 28th.
Nick Mullen
And that's soon to be the murder capital of Canada.
Eddie Pepitone
Really?
Nick Mullen
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
So what, they have like one last decade?
Nick Mullen
We'll find out.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. And so we're gonna be going there. I'm very excited about that. And then Size Stories doesn't have anything on the books until Crime Wave.
Nick Mullen
Oh, no. Yeah. And then we will find out. We will definitely have other shows.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, definitely gonna put some stuff in there. But yeah, as of right now. But please come see my stand up. Go to. All dates are gonna be eddytunes.com but, uh, on, uh, June 7th I'm gonna be in Phoenix at the Desert Ridge Improv. That's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm bringing, uh, Amber and Julie to that one. And then on July 10th, Bethlehem, Pa. A salute to Bethlehem. Uh, that's gonna be July 7th. July. July 12th, Newark. July 13th, NYC City Winery. That's going to be with Kirsten, Michelle sills. And then July 19th, Plano, Texas. And July 26th, the Comedy Store here in LA. My first headline at the Comedy Store. Yeah, yeah, you might see Henry there too. And then August 1st, I'm going to be in Chicago at the Lincoln Lodge. Lots of more dates. Go to EddieTunes.com to see me. I'm coming to a bunch of cities in October. I'm booking it up. I'm very excited about this.
Nick Mullen
Sounds great.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, you all be good. You take care of yourselves.
Nick Mullen
And thank you to the person who sent us the deforvid signed vinyl. Yeah, the person who sent me the deformed sign vinyl. Thank you. The notes right up there.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, someone mailed us a vinyl of the four of them signed by him. Do we know if it's really signed by him?
Nick Mullen
It is signed by him. Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
Well, because we also thank you, Richie. Richie, thank you for giving deforvid money for this.
Nick Mullen
I think he already had it. And then he was is like, I need to get this out of my house.
Eddie Pepitone
Either way, I appreciate you, Richie. This.
Nick Mullen
Thank you for the terrible album.
Eddie Pepitone
This is the perfect home for that exact thing.
Nick Mullen
Yep. And we don't worry. It will never be played. Yeah, don't worry. Goodbye, everyone. Hail.
Eddie Pepitone
We say hail Ryan Porter again. I miss him. Yeah.
Nick Mullen
All right.
Eddie Pepitone
Peace out, everybody.
Nick Mullen
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Release Date: May 27, 2026
Hosts: Nick Mullen & Eddie Pepitone
This episode takes listeners through a blend of the absurd, the macabre, and the bizarre as Nick and Eddie cover stories ranging from the legendary competitive eater Joey Chestnut’s latest legal woes, to modern athletic controversies, to a Reddit-famous “cannibal cat,” and a slew of questionable canine antics. All is delivered with their signature gallows humor, playful banter, and irreverent asides about pop culture and personal anecdotes.
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The episode is rambunctiously irreverent, blending gallows humor, pop culture references, and a constant mocking self-awareness. The hosts jump between crude jokes, comically earnest speculation, and genuine concern when it comes to issues of consent, criminality, or animal and elderly welfare.
A quintessential Side Stories adventure through the weirdest corners of recent news and internet culture—the dark, the hilarious, and the distinctly human. The hosts remind listeners to research before climbing Everest, keep loaded guns away from pets, and never underestimate the internet’s capacity for both strange animal stories and scams involving B-list celebrities. Also: keep an eye out for orbs, real or photographic.
For show dates, listener submissions, and to follow more Side Stories, see [Last Podcast Network] and [eddytunes.com].