Side Stories: Cannibal Cats & Dubious Dogs

Summary

Last Podcast On The Left – Side Stories: Cannibal Cats & Dubious Dogs

Release Date: May 27, 2026
Hosts: Nick Mullen & Eddie Pepitone

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Episode Overview

This episode takes listeners through a blend of the absurd, the macabre, and the bizarre as Nick and Eddie cover stories ranging from the legendary competitive eater Joey Chestnut’s latest legal woes, to modern athletic controversies, to a Reddit-famous “cannibal cat,” and a slew of questionable canine antics. All is delivered with their signature gallows humor, playful banter, and irreverent asides about pop culture and personal anecdotes.

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Major Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Mandalorian & Grogu Movie (And Urban Legends)

• The show opens with a comic riff about Grogu (a.k.a. Baby Yoda) supposedly performing highly explicit acts in a new movie—a clear gibe at internet rumors and the boundaries of fan fiction.
• Both hosts joke about pop culture’s tendency to get dark, referencing French art cinema and sexualized fan art.
• Nick (02:08): “According to Google AI...Grogu...does not exhibit any such behavior. He’s an infant character...whose actions are strictly limited to innocent childlike behaviors...”
• The segment highlights how rumors spread and how AI-driven search results can impact internet lore.

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2. Joey Chestnut: Hot Dog King on Probation

[07:24–18:29]

• Update on competitive eater Joey Chestnut, who is allowed to defend his title at the nation’s 250th birthday celebration despite being on probation for battery—after a drunken incident at a bar.
• The hosts discuss the surreal American-ness of the story and riff on Chestnut’s eating feats.
  • “This is a crucial fucking year for hot dogs!” – Nick (16:06)
• Joey Chestnut’s past, mythos, and legal troubles are compared to other celebrities performing while on probation (Mike Tyson, Michael Vick, etc.).
• Conversation drifts into their own drinking war stories and the physical toll of competitive eating.
  • Notable Quote: “At the end of the day, hot dog eating challenges both my body and my mind.” – Nick, channeling Joey Chestnut (18:12)

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3. The Enhanced Games: When Steroids Aren’t Enough

[24:01–28:40]

• The “Enhanced Games,” where athletes compete juiced up on performance-enhancing drugs and high-tech suits, have largely failed to break meaningful records—except in men’s swimming, due to high-performance suits, not drugs.
  • “They thought they were gonna break all these records ... They got one world record. They got one.” – Nick (24:59)
• Discussion on the realities and ethical farce of performance enhancement, with morbid curiosity about how far the spectacle can go.
  • “I want giant cages. I want them in mech suits with weapons fighting each other.” – Nick (27:35)
• The hosts muse about the future: gladiator games, where entertainment value overrides athletes’ safety.

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4. Billionaire Falling Out: Death and WhatsApp Leaks

[28:43–33:27]

• Update on the developing story of a billionaire father supposedly pushed to his death by his son over money.
• The investigation is complicated by WhatsApp message leaks revealing escalating financial resentment and dark thoughts.
  • “It does show there is a cost of being a billionaire.” – Eddie (31:51)
• They consider how wealth warps familial bonds and riff on movies about greedy heirs.

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5. Main Segment: The Cannibal Cat (“Baby Jesus”)

[33:30–43:10]

• The hosts dissect a Reddit post about a cat who hunts, kills, and eats other cats—a bona fide feline cannibal, with clinical descriptions from the owner trying to justify keeping him.
  • “He does eat a cat owned by one of the previous people who adopted him.” – Nick (36:55)
  • “The cat’s name is Baby Jesus.” – Eddie (40:05)
• Grappling with the owner’s defenses, they debate animal morality, internet advice, and the boundaries of (ir)responsibility.
  • “It’s just like...Did Jeffrey Dahmer like guys?” – Nick (37:30)
  • “This is just...unbelievable.” – Nick (40:11)
• The segment offers a classic LPOTL blend of horror, humor, and perplexed empathy.
• They jokingly pitch the idea of a pet mental hospital and speculate on what “cured” would look like.

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6. Dog Shoots Owner: The Dubious Dogs Section

[50:01–52:22]

• Story of a Nebraska woman who is shot by her own dog after it accidentally triggers a loaded shotgun.
  • “You don’t arrest the dog, though, right?” – Nick (51:26)
  • “She’s just driving around with a shotgun loose in her back seat.” – Eddie (51:55)
• Satirical debate over who’s at fault; highlights odd pet-owner behavior and rural American quirks.
• “Is that why they call it riding shotgun?” (52:13)

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7. Everest Fake Rescue Scam

[52:23–56:58]

• Discussion of sherpas and guides orchestrating fake high-altitude rescues and insurance scams, netting millions from gullible climbers.
• The scam includes overcharging for helicopter rides, faking altitude sickness (sometimes by poisoning food), and hitting up insurance policies.
  • “If you want to pay big time money to go to the top of Mount Everest and you can’t properly research the team, you deserve it.” – Nick (54:00)
  • “They were like poisoning their food...because it mimics altitude sickness.” – Eddie (55:42)
• The hosts poke fun at “clout-chasing” tourists and the commercialization of Everest.
• “There are so many other mountains!” – Eddie (55:20)

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8. Elder Abuse & Tom Selleck Facebook Scam

[57:11–61:59]

• Story of a Riverside, CA couple swindled in a “fake Tom Selleck” scam—wife falls for an online imposter, gives him thousands, leading the husband to drastic action.
  • “She starts asking her friends for money to give to Tom Selleck...” – Eddie (59:30)
• The conversation delves into the vulnerability of the elderly to scams, especially those leveraging nostalgia and celebrity.
  • “It is super embarrassing to be cucked by fake Tom Selleck.” – Nick (60:31)
• Extended improv about Tom Selleck’s charm, pop culture legacy, and irresistible mustache follows.

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9. Listener Story: The Orb in the Woods

[64:44–67:37]

• Listener submission: A strange white orb in the Virginia woods, followed by heavy steps and dogs inexplicably going silent—classic “high strangeness.”
  • “Why don’t you get a gun? It’s an orb.” – Eddie (67:08)
• The hosts discuss the universality of orbs in photos, their own skepticism, and joke about spirit photography.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Surreal Escalation:
  • “This is a classic side stories episode today.” – Eddie (07:24)
• On Cannibal Cats:
  • “He likes them just like how he likes birds.” – Nick, on the predatory cat (37:28)
  • “Jesus feeds himself to the Catholics.” – Eddie (40:11)
• On Animal Translation AI:
  • “AI is a buzzword that means nothing.” – Nick (46:41)
• On Everest Climbing:
  • “If you want to go and do this thing...do your research. Or just calf man don’t do it.” – Eddie (56:58)

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Highlighted Timestamps

• [07:24–18:29] – Joey Chestnut’s legal problems & hot dog champion shenanigans
• [24:01–28:40] – The Enhanced Games experiment
• [33:30–43:10] – Cannibal cat Reddit saga
• [50:01–52:22] – Dog shoots woman; rural crime or dumb luck?
• [52:23–56:58] – Everest Sherpa scam
• [57:11–61:59] – Tom Selleck Facebook scam elder abuse story
• [64:44–67:37] – Listener orb encounter

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Tone & Style

The episode is rambunctiously irreverent, blending gallows humor, pop culture references, and a constant mocking self-awareness. The hosts jump between crude jokes, comically earnest speculation, and genuine concern when it comes to issues of consent, criminality, or animal and elderly welfare.

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Conclusion

A quintessential Side Stories adventure through the weirdest corners of recent news and internet culture—the dark, the hilarious, and the distinctly human. The hosts remind listeners to research before climbing Everest, keep loaded guns away from pets, and never underestimate the internet’s capacity for both strange animal stories and scams involving B-list celebrities. Also: keep an eye out for orbs, real or photographic.

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For show dates, listener submissions, and to follow more Side Stories, see [Last Podcast Network] and [eddytunes.com].

Transcript

[Nick Mullen]

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[Eddie Pepitone]

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[Nick Mullen]

there's no place to escape to.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is the lost on the left side stories.

[Nick Mullen]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories, yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, but Julie and I, we. We had a nice co. Collective outing last night. We both enjoyed ourselves and went and saw the Mandalorian and Grou movie.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, wow. So you went on a date. That's really nice.

[Eddie Pepitone]

We went to. We went to Gados and we got our tacos.

[Nick Mullen]

I love guados. Thank God. Also, I want to say thank you so much for supporting like small ips people just making stuff out there that

[Eddie Pepitone]

are just trying to make small ips. Cuz he's so tiny, people. He's.

[Nick Mullen]

I'll.

[Eddie Pepitone]

All right, well he's adorable. You would actually really like this movie. I was, you know, no spoilers, but I was surprised on how graphic it was.

[Nick Mullen]

What do you mean?

[Eddie Pepitone]

I mean he like, like, he like tries to like suck his own dick.

[Nick Mullen]

Are you serious?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, Grou.

[Nick Mullen]

Are you serious?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, Grou tries to blow himself.

[Nick Mullen]

Is that real?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Halfway through the movie. Yeah, it's real. You got to go see it. You know it's not going to have the spoiler. You can't look that up. You have to go to amc. Actually, no, I think you should go to an independent theater. Tries to go to the Lambley. Yeah, he tries to suck his own pins. You know, it's okay because he's not a child. Did you know that?

[Nick Mullen]

No, we know that. We covered this. Yeah, he's 50. No, we know we covered this.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Suck his own dick if he wants to.

[Nick Mullen]

Says no. That is not True.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, come on. AI's Sham 60 wrong. And this is the proof.

[Nick Mullen]

It says right here.

[Eddie Pepitone]

The proof is in his own pudding.

[Nick Mullen]

According to Google. AI, it says, no, that is not true.

[Eddie Pepitone]

What is Google aid AI really say?

[Nick Mullen]

It says, no, that is not true. Grogu, often referred to as Baby Yoda from the Mandalorian, does not exhibit any such behavior. He's an infant character in the Star wars universe whose actions are strictly limited to innocent childlike behaviors like using the Force, napping and eating things.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Like innocent childlike behavior.

[Nick Mullen]

That's according to Google.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Not an innocent child like that.

[Nick Mullen]

You could kill his. He rips things to shreds. Any claims or memes suggesting otherwise are entirely fabricated by Internet users.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So what did I watch?

[Nick Mullen]

I think you watch straight up gay pornography.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I think everyone should go to Rush to the theater before they cut this out.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh yeah, cuz that's the thing. Cuz this sensors. This was. Isn't this the. What's his name? This is the Abel Ferrara cut. We just know what's his name. Who did blue as the warmest color? I feel like it's. Didn't he get it? Isn't he doing a Star wars movie? Isn't the guy from Blue is the warmest color? Isn't he gonna do something with Chewbacca where they have open vaginas? Am I wrong, Rob? I don't think so.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Is that on?

[Nick Mullen]

Is there? But what's the buzz on that?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Imagine they just shaved Chewbacca and he's got huge tits.

[Nick Mullen]

Nothing.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh my. Imagine would Chewbacca be with tits?

[Nick Mullen]

A Q score.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh my God.

[Nick Mullen]

All the way up. Q score, all the way up. Bye, slave. Leia. You got caug. I like free ass, big titted, naked. Sean. Chewbacca. Welcome to Side Stories. I'm really glad Eddie did the bit and he said, I have this bit.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You always go first.

[Nick Mullen]

I do and I'm happy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I wanted to talk about Grogu. I couldn't. I was like, guys, this is a lot.

[Nick Mullen]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And then like four minutes into the. The self fellatio, it gets entertaining.

[Nick Mullen]

Why?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Because he's like.

[Nick Mullen]

He's like on a slippery surface.

[Eddie Pepitone]

At first you're looking around, you're like, oh, why are they doing this? Why are they doing this? This is up. And then you're like, this is artistic.

[Nick Mullen]

He did grow up.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's a choice.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, he really did. He grew up quite a bit. I'm sitting here with curious Star wars fan Ed Larson.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You ever try to blow yourself when you're A kid.

[Nick Mullen]

No, because I don't believe that for a second. No, because I, I've never. This is. We've covered this on. On round table. We've covered this.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Remember Round table?

[Nick Mullen]

I'm over the. For the years. I've never been compelled to want to suck my own penis. Cuz I've never wanted to suck a penis.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Okay. Even if it's your own.

[Nick Mullen]

Especially if it's my own.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I never tried because I know I'm not flexible. I like can't touch my toes even as a child. No, I, I know it's like a fruitless.

[Nick Mullen]

No. In order for me to suck me off to the point where I like it, I would have to like it. Yeah. And I'd have to separate me. Sucking me off from the suck itself.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Could you? But yeah, here's the thing. Can you separate the pain of your mouth to the joy of your.

[Nick Mullen]

No, actually, I'll give you a straight answer. No, I can't. What it would do to my back would hurt. And that would all hurt. And the sucking of it would not be that fun. Honestly, I feel like the sucking of it would be my, the, the lack of pleasure I would have in sucking it. Yeah. Would make me not happy. Me sucking the penis in general.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

Would make me not jazzed. Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

The last thing you want.

[Nick Mullen]

But I'd get jizzed if I did it right. Which I won't. You.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I don't think. Yeah, because you don't want to like, after you jizz be like, I wish I didn't do that. You know, you don't want that.

[Nick Mullen]

I mean, I do. I do that, but that's different.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's alone. That's more of a.

[Nick Mullen]

The sad empty feeling.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Dicks alone.

[Nick Mullen]

No, but that's. But it's you. You. It's too much.

[Eddie Pepitone]

All right.

[Nick Mullen]

It's called post nut clarity. Oh, sure.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes.

[Nick Mullen]

That's what I've heard. Side stories. LPOTL gmail.com I would love to hear one actual story. And I think this is just like snuff films. Yeah. I don't think anybody's ever sucked their own dick till they came inside their mouth. And I'd love to if you know a single person, you send me a picture of their driver's license. That's what I wanted. I want you to ask your friend that says, oh, I definitely sucked penis and my own penis and came into my own mouth. And I want you to send a picture of the. Here's the picture from the driver's license to me.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And then what do we send them in return?

[Nick Mullen]

Nothing.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Nothing.

[Nick Mullen]

No, I read it on the story. You get to embarrass your friend on the show.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You get to embarrass your friend on the show, and that's what you get.

[Nick Mullen]

And I think it's a huge, huge get. Yeah. Well, we have a light episode today in terms of just like not material. Just in terms of it's nice, it's a little bit less.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's a classic side stories episode today.

[Nick Mullen]

So we got a couple updates. Number one, the single most American man you have ever met. That is you've never met. You can't meet him. And if you do meet him, it might slap you in the face. But that's just because you better not talk mess about his favorite tubed meat.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He might be one of the few people I'd pay for a meet and greet.

[Nick Mullen]

Maybe I might. Yes, I might. Just because an eat and greet. You know what would be nice about paying to see Joey Chestnut is that he then he would take it as a job. Because if he takes it as a job, he's going to nail it. But it seems that his one on one fan interaction might not be all that great. But we have really, really good news. In the single most American headline of all time, Joey Chestnut has been cleared to defend hot dog eating title at the nation's 250th birthday celebration despite being on probation for battery. I think that the reason why he's even going, I mean, like, it's, it is of the time.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes.

[Nick Mullen]

To have somebody on probation. I think most of the people at the 250th will be on probation.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I hope so.

[Nick Mullen]

You know, like. But I think. Well, yeah, they have an escape from jail. Yeah, they will be there. Because I feel like the 250th celebration this year will be the most ankle monitors we've ever seen on the White House lawn. Like, this is going to be the most on parole outing.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Wasn't the point of the ankle monitor. So you can't leave. Or are they to be at the White House?

[Nick Mullen]

You'd have to be at the White House to be there, right? Yeah. And then hopefully participating in the games. But this, I guess they are doing this for the 250th year. For July 4th, Joey Chestnut is being released conditionally from his jail in Indiana, which is hilarious to come to New York City.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He's actually in jail.

[Nick Mullen]

He was, he's, he now isn't under. He has 180 days of probation. He's not supposed to leave Indiana. Right. So he's not supposed to leave the state of work. Well. Well, could you not do a hot dog eating championship in Indianapolis?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, if you don't want to make fucking money and they eat sausage there.

[Nick Mullen]

Do you want to go to you? Honestly, if Joey just thought really wanted to be a champion, he'd go to the Sun Punching competition that happens in Gary. See that one where you punch. They line up. So.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes.

[Nick Mullen]

And one father tries to punch as many sons.

[Eddie Pepitone]

The Joe Action Sun Punching festival.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah. Until his. His hand breaks. He does it to. His hand breaks and then. But this year, we're hoping to get to a baker's dozen kids.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

That'll be the new record. But Joey Chestnut was in a bar in Indiana getting pretty hammered as he does. He says Joe Justin does not remember the incident. Wow.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So he's blackout.

[Nick Mullen]

He got fully blackout. And according to him, or according to a video he saw after the fact.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I don't know if I miss getting blackout drunk or not.

[Nick Mullen]

I really don't miss getting blackout drunk. I don't miss wondering or feeling deeply embarrassed.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Just waking up and be like, oh, fuck, who do I got to call?

[Nick Mullen]

Well, thankfully, I never black. Like, thankfully or not thankfully, I never blackout. I would definitely feel as if I was driving from the backseat.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

But I definitely wasn't blacked out.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You think back in the day when we were going hard in murder fist, you never blacked out.

[Nick Mullen]

Tallahassee. It was more like that. But not in New York. No.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

I could never drink enough and stay awake.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Well, I worked at too many sports bars. There was nothing I could do about that. Thank God I got out of that business. You saved my life.

[Nick Mullen]

Hey. Hey. Welcome. Hey. Welcome to this. Into the incredible world of show business. Now, Joey Chestnut, he's in show business. And apparently he did this thing, which we've all done.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

Probably in less observed times where if person came up to him, do you shake his hand? And it seems they got into like a funny little tussle thing. According to Joey Chestnut, when he watched the video after the fact, but then he took it a bit too far when I guess he started slapping him in the face. Now, Joey Chestnut, the guy started slapping Joey. No joke, Joe. He started slapping the fan. The thing is, is that we don't know what he did. We don't know whether or not this was a situation.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Was it a fun slap? They don't. The video is not released.

[Nick Mullen]

No Joey Chestnut saying he thinks he entirely admits fault and says I'm sorry, I'm black. I was blacked out. I got to figure out what I'm. What's going on in my life. He did say that, but he's like. It did seem like I was having fun, whatever it was that I was doing. But I heard the man while I was having fun. We didn't know. Joey Chestnut's kind of a big boy. Yeah, he's 6 foot 1, 210. Between. 210, 230, right? Yeah, he is. He's big boy. And so it seems they got into a little, like, what would have been a funny tussle, but then he was really intoxicated, and then he might have really hurt this man, and he slapped him a bunch in the face. Now we don't know whether or not the man who came up to him was saying stuff like, oh, Mr. Hot Dog man, he thinks he could eat all the hot dogs.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's definitely what happened. You're at a bar in Indiana and Joey Chestnut walks in.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, you want some mustard? I got it in my mustard distributor, you know, like. And then he's having to go like, hey, listen, I'm off the clock, okay?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, not today. Wait. Bring it to Nathan.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, when you see me out there at Comets, we can talk.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You don't see 40 pounds of escargot in front of me, do you?

[Nick Mullen]

See, I'm at work, right? Yeah. Normally I'm eating 15 double pounders, all right? But now I'm here drinking bales because that's my real life, right? And so then the guy, probably, who knows? And then he'd be like, oh, bet I could eat more hot dogs than you.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I got bigger hot dogs than me.

[Nick Mullen]

I got a big ass throw.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I'm Joe Chestnut. I'm a champion.

[Nick Mullen]

I bet you like pigs in a blanket.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, of course.

[Nick Mullen]

Just. Just cracks in the mouth. Cracks him in the mouth.

[Eddie Pepitone]

All right, So I ran into Michael Moore at a bar. Not Michael Moore, the fat documentarian.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, I was about to say, he's like. Because I bet he could eat a lot of hot dogs.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I bet he could do. Well, no, Michael Moore, the boxer. The guy who knocked out and won the title from Foreman. Or did he lose the Foreman? Can we look that up real quick?

[Nick Mullen]

Can we have a straight man? Fact. Yeah, fact.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But anyway, so I recognized Michael Morrows at a bar. This is years ago. This is before I even knew you. And I saw him in a bar. We're all drinking, getting blackout, and. And I cozy out to him like, Michael Moore and he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we just talking and drinking. We, like, had a nice night.

[Nick Mullen]

You call him Champ?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, of course.

[Nick Mullen]

You always get calm, dude.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I got. I got to call. I got to call Frazier Champ once. No one recognized him, and he was walking around at the. It was the. The Roast of Tarantino, and he was walking around, and I was like, what's up, Champ? And he's like. And he stopped and shook my hand. It was very cool. But so I see Michael Moore and at the bar, and I recognize him immediately. He's got a very distinct face. And I was like, we're just talking. I asked him was like, do people, like, try to fight you? And he's like, man, all the goddamn time. He's like, people always try to fight me.

[Nick Mullen]

That's the last person you want to fight. Sorry. It's. Yes, he beat Evander Holyfield.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He beat Holyfield, but he lost a Foreman is what it was.

[Nick Mullen]

When Foreman came back before me came,

[Eddie Pepitone]

that was the one to the slow two punch.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Which people said it was a fix, but if you really watch that dude, he's got.

[Nick Mullen]

His arms are both like £100. He knows what to do. He is one of the hardest, the punching boxers ever in all of history.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, but remember, he's saying the P. Yeah, that's. So this happens to these people, of course.

[Nick Mullen]

And Joey Chestnut, he pled guilty to misdemeanor Banner Reef. So that is kind of cool. He pled guilty. He acknowledged what he was doing. So he got 180 days less if

[Eddie Pepitone]

you slap somebody than if you punch somebody.

[Nick Mullen]

No, I don't think so. I think should be. No, it's all assault.

[Eddie Pepitone]

There should be like heavy assault.

[Nick Mullen]

There is. There is levels depending on what you do to the person, but you can't get. Once you get.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Because, like, when you flip off a hat, it's assault. That shouldn't be the same as punching you in the face eight times.

[Nick Mullen]

It's all about severity. And the cops going to call it as they see it. Largely, they're going to call it as they see it. But normally, as soon as there's physical contact, it's assault. Especially in a domestic violence violence situation. And then depending on the state, they might have to do something. So if they. If any physical contact happens, which I agree with, I think that's how it goes. If we are getting to the point where we're calling the police, then obviously something is going on.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Shoulder check. Shoulder check should be allowed.

[Nick Mullen]

You couldn't do that no matter what.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I feel like a shoulder check is plausible deniability.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah. I mean, we all have done it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

We've all done it. Everybody. Everybody's challenged somebody else.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Get out of the way. I'm trying to get off the subway.

[Nick Mullen]

Of course you got to do it. All right. But the thing is, is that because of his indiscretion, Joey Chestnut was of course in danger of not being able to perform this year. And this is a crucial fucking year for hot dogs.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It is a big year for hot dogs.

[Nick Mullen]

Big ass year for hot dogs. Fuck. Whatever's happened on the White House, I don't give a fucking shit. But for the hot dog eating competition.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

This is a very big year.

[Eddie Pepitone]

250. I bet they're going to have to like block off the streets more than usual.

[Nick Mullen]

D. You know who else has performed while on probation who I thought was interesting was Mike Tyson, Michael Vick, Tiger Woods. Hope Solo.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Okay.

[Nick Mullen]

Who you met?

[Eddie Pepitone]

I met Hope Solo. Very attractive lady. Oh, yes, she was very nice.

[Nick Mullen]

Good.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She didn't try to hit me or nothing.

[Nick Mullen]

Wow. You see, that's again. And that's because you are a habitual fucking line stepper, Eddie. And you're not. Now, we do know that he was not allowed. Joey Chestnut, he says that he was not allowed, remember 2024, famously, he had taken his Possible foods, the. The. The fake meat company. He taking an advertising deal from that.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He got a worse deal for eating vegan food. He did. Than he did for slapping a human being and getting arrested.

[Nick Mullen]

He really did. He got way more punished for it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Which is true.

[Nick Mullen]

Cuz he said. And then Chestnut then said inside him, putting together some other thing. He did an impromptu separate event in 2024 where he competed against four army soldiers and fought a five minute hot dog eating contest. He ate 57 dogs in five minutes. The other guys at Combined, oh, you

[Eddie Pepitone]

know, he was just relaxing because when he's got to do it fast for Nathan's, he eats like 70, I think.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, dude. Because then the Patrick. Yeah, Patrick, Berladi Bertoletti who won the National. Nathan's that year because he was still there, right? He obviously, he got the gold just because the champion wasn't around. He got 58 dogs in 10 minutes. So when 2025, when Choe Chestnut went back, he fucking put down a staggering 70 and a half hot dogs and he won. But he was still five short of his record. And he is still very, very upset because he wants to come back. Because according To Joey Chestnut, your sport isn't about eating. It's about driver dedication. At the end of the day, hot dog eating challenges both my body and my mind. Hey, he. Right before he defended the title in 2014, he. He did engage to his. He got engaged to his girlfriend, but they broke up a year later because she couldn't handle the heat.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

How many hot dogs could you guys do in 10 minutes, you think?

[Eddie Pepitone]

In 10 minutes? Yeah. Oh, man. Probably like, if five. If I had to. Yeah, five, maybe six. I am not a had to.

[Nick Mullen]

I'm not a speed eater. Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Also, I don't. I want to enjoy it. They don't put, like, condiments on it, you know, it's just dipping it in water. It just seems gross to me.

[Nick Mullen]

You know what?

[Eddie Pepitone]

I feel like I could, like, go toe to toe with people. Shrimp.

[Nick Mullen]

Yo, yo. I was about to say same goddamn thing.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Scallops. I bet I could go. I bet I can go hard on sky, but I think I could eat

[Nick Mullen]

a solid 200 shrimp.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I have. I have an unending belly for shrimp.

[Nick Mullen]

I can eat shrimp. I throw up. I can eat shrimp till I pass out.

[Eddie Pepitone]

There is something about it.

[Nick Mullen]

What's the most shrimp?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

I'm looking it up right now.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, Joey Chestnut has done some stuff. Oh, I bet 21 pounds of shrimp he ate. Whoa, 200 shrimps, man, in eight minutes. That's a lot.

[Eddie Pepitone]

21 pounds.

[Nick Mullen]

That's a lot of shrimp. You think you can handle that? No.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Nothing.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, I like eating it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, and he used horseradish sauce. Oh, my God. That's a lot of shrimp.

[Nick Mullen]

He's a real man. Man.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I wonder if you had to peel it.

[Nick Mullen]

No, I mean.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well, if you know that. That's kind of what I like about it is, like, taking my time peeling it

[Nick Mullen]

speed. You can't just be.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I like to relax with my shrimpies.

[Nick Mullen]

I like sucking them out. I suck them out of the tail.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, yeah, the heads.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Look at that.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, yeah. He's eating all that shrimp.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, my God.

[Nick Mullen]

Wow. He's just eating shrimp by the handfuls. That is truly, truly vile. Like, that is not how. How. That is not. If there's a God. That is not how God intended for shrimp to be eaten.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I mean, that is how a shrimp is intended to be eaten. I'm sorry. Hey, you're right.

[Nick Mullen]

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[Eddie Pepitone]

These are like. These are like the enhanced games. Whereas like. I know it's wrong but I'm so morbidly curious.

[Nick Mullen]

All right, so I watched some of the enhanced games talking to the enhanced. Watched some of them just cuz I was curious and they were saying according to they brought that vampire a millionaire guy on for some reason. The guy that's like 42 but looks 39, you know what I mean? He keeps replacing his blood over and over again with his son's blood.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Is that the guy with the big butt? What? There's a guy with BBLS that does pranks all the time. I just figured it was him like

[Nick Mullen]

you talking to mine.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You don't know about the guy with bbls. That is it does pranks all the time.

[Nick Mullen]

He's always talking about something. Look at something while I'm looking.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Let me just.

[Nick Mullen]

All right, so the enhanced games we legitimately are nowhere near. They thought they were going to break all these records by having all of these guys in illegal equipment using every single form of ped. They've got one world record. They got one.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

Lady swimming. And it's really got a lot to do with the suits. What they're saying is it's like high tech suits they were wearing. They were saying that some of the swimmers were so loaded on PEDs they were literally sinking into the water. The. The mountain. The guy from Game of Thrones. Yeah, he fell a full 30 pounds short of his record. Dude, he's old. 30 kgs. He doesn't matter.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Game of Thrones was like 10 years ago. He killed Pedro Pascal. The first time any of us saw Pedro Pascal.

[Nick Mullen]

No, I'm saying he had set this up. The guy who played the Mountain, he's been a very high level strongman competitor.

[Eddie Pepitone]

40s.

[Nick Mullen]

But that is technically pre. That's prime time for strong men.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You think so?

[Nick Mullen]

Yes. Oh, no, I know.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So your bones start going.

[Nick Mullen]

No, dude. Because the thing is, is that your mobility starts going. The worst part is that, like, the thing about the strongest men in the world is that they can't, like, walk upstairs, but they can do so many other things. Like a big. Carry a big rock. They could throw a tag. They can do stuff like that, but they can't move fast and they can't. And they're gonna die early. But before they do that, they're very strong.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

And the mountain was really. He was prepping for this. This was a big deal because he was all. All juiced up to the tits.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

To get it over.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I mean, they all lived. I feel like that's a triumph. In the Enhanced Games.

[Nick Mullen]

And none of them died while. But no, they were all. There's a lot of doctors there. A lot of guys in lab coats. A lot of doctors. You know, like the X Games. We're not X Games. What was it the. When they did NFL, the xfl, and they brought that back and they'd have like, oh, yeah, fake doctors.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They let the players date the cheerleaders and. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. That was fun. He was fun.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, yeah. He ate me. But it seems. It seems Enhanced Games were largely a failure.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Fred Curley ran the 100 meters in 9.97 seconds, which is insane. Yeah, that's an insane amount.

[Nick Mullen]

But it's still not the record.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, it's not. He did not beat Usain Bolt, who ran it in 9.58 seconds.

[Nick Mullen]

And he did it normal. Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And he did it normal. He did it Usain Bolt, like.

[Nick Mullen]

But just know that the Enhanced Games, we're not there yet. Hopefully, what I'm hoping in the further. They broke one versions. I got the one. They got the one Christian

[Eddie Pepitone]

American. Yeah. I love how American these days.

[Nick Mullen]

He went. He got. That was a man. I sorry, I misspoke. It was not ladies swimming. Was men swimming. He won, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't count because he was on steroids. Yeah. So again, this is. I think we're just the beginning of this. Enhanced Games. Next thing, I want giant cages. I want them in mech suits with weapons fighting each other. This is next.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I feel like, but that's like 10, 15 years off.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, hopefully.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, we're not to do enhanced games at least like eight times before we get to fighting to the death.

[Nick Mullen]

I just want fighting. It doesn't even have to be the death. It is the fighting to the. To the. You're crippled. Yeah, I would. That's what I prefer. If we're doing enhanced games, I want to see him really do enhanced things. I want them on sort of like a giant spinning, like, mountain climbing wall that they'll fall off of into like a bunch of water fil. Gladiators. But real. But real. Like you actually can die in it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I know they have it in Vegas and it's a good place for it, but I feel like the best spot would be like, Moscow.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, that's if we really want to do it. No, Dubai.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Dubai, you think?

[Nick Mullen]

Just so that men can die legally.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

So that we can all be happy and really be entertained. Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Where can they do it and actually just kill people and it doesn't matter?

[Nick Mullen]

Dubai, Dubai, Gary, Indiana. I'd say either one of those. Anywhere where you can do a competition to death in. In 2026. Not in this economy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Hell yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

All right, so we got a couple. One more update.

[Eddie Pepitone]

One more update. This guy, the. So last week we briefly talked about the. The billionaire who fell to his death back in 2024. And his son is currently being accused of pushing him off. And we weren't sure about it. There's a lot of things going on. Obviously, the. The story is still developing.

[Nick Mullen]

When we first thought. I thought it was like a boy. Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I thought it was like a 17 year old.

[Nick Mullen]

Just like you, dad. Yeah. You do anything. I hate you. You won't let me have tapas in the nighttime.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. But Jonathan Andick is a straight up man who. He works for the company Mango Fashion. And he had to quit after he got arrested. And so now he's not even a part of the. Of the Mango company anymore.

[Nick Mullen]

What I love is that he seems that he went and they're like, yes. They're like, oh, he wanted the. The money. Money, Right. He wanted the money. He was trying to kill his father for money. But it's just such a funny idea of being like, aha. Yes. I will push my father into the canyon.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

And no one will be the wiser because every man who goes along the canyon, he does a risk.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. And I believe, you know, I was like, you know, and it makes sense. Like an old man could easily fall to his death.

[Nick Mullen]

I Mean, he does this. Yeah. And there's definitely. It's not like it's covered in CCTVs and it's not a very popular path, and it's not a thing that they do every day. And it's not like he's, you know, whose whereabouts would be heavily questioned about where. If he was even missing for an hour, you know.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well, I think. No, it wasn't like he went missing. It was like he was like, oh, no.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, yeah, Yeah, I went that. I took my father, and the next thing you know, he slipped on a plantain.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But the problem is, oh, there's so

[Nick Mullen]

much Pulpo, so much slippery.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But the main issue with it is he visited the site three times prior.

[Nick Mullen]

He wanted to make sure that he,

[Eddie Pepitone]

like, went and scouted it. But now. I know what you're saying. He scouted it. What's the big deal? I go to places more than once. I've been to Runyon Canyon 10 times. You know, like. You know, like, it's like.

[Nick Mullen]

So, I mean, they ask you to leave. Yeah. They think you're there to handle the goats.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You know, so you're thinking about that. Oh, so there's still, like, a little bit of plausible deniability. But then he.

[Nick Mullen]

They.

[Eddie Pepitone]

His WhatsApp got leaked.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, no.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, no, his WhatsApp got leaked. And that's really what's leading to the premeditated. Premeditated role here. And he asked certain things, like a judge's writ said that the relationship between the father and son had been deteriorating. Owning that Jonathan Ardick's obsession with money, always. And his WhatsApp messages had expressed feelings of hatred, resentment and thoughts of death and blaming his father for his situation.

[Nick Mullen]

My father will not let me go.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

She will not let me go to the bull fights anymore.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. He said, we share many cherished, loving memories together.

[Nick Mullen]

Of course they did. Yeah, sure. Like when he first gave him money, when he. Secondly, gave him money. When he did. Oh, billionaire sons, they definitely are filled with. With, I guess, empathy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I don't know if that's true, but it does show that there is a cost of being a billionaire.

[Nick Mullen]

There really is. And sometime what that cost is your family hates you.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Your family hates you, and they're going to try and kill you and steal your money.

[Nick Mullen]

But every billionaire knows it. That's part of it. Every single billionaire knows that.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, we saw the movie. You ever see the movie Greedy?

[Nick Mullen]

But. Yeah, but that's the reason why I love the movie Greedy.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Greedy's great.

[Nick Mullen]

Love that movie. With Kirk Douglas.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

Got to love that movie. But also, you know what it is, is that's the problem with billionaires, right, Is that they're always like, I'm a billionaire. Everybody wants to kill me. Now I have to punish the world because everybody wants to kill me.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

They don't really understand. If you had just got down to, like, 999 million, we wouldn't want to kill you anymore. So maybe you guys got to think about just give enough money away to society where we won't want to kill you anymore.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Oh, and also, Mango Company is, like, on Russia's side in the Ukraine war.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, sure. They're doing great. Yeah. What, making them hats? What are they doing for the fashion industry over there? I don't think the man's a nice man.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, probably not.

[Nick Mullen]

No. Well, good riddance.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Good.

[Nick Mullen]

And I hope they're all punished one by one, because everybody hates. I cannot believe you're wearing that silver jacket.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I know there's a good chance I'm completely wrong here, but I feel like if I were going to prison for rest of my life, I'd want to do it in Spain.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, of course.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Get naps. Oh, speak about shrimp. I know, it's half of it. Shrimp, probably.

[Nick Mullen]

You get all the coke and the red wine.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

So many. I'd love to go to prison in Spain.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. President.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah. We're going to get so many. We're going to get so many. Just side stories. LP, OTL, gmail.com. what's prison in Spain like? Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Do you like it? How are you?

[Nick Mullen]

How are you doing?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Are you watching this on Netflix? In prison in Spain. Is that how nice it is?

[Nick Mullen]

All right, here we go. All right, we got a great story here. This is extremely important. There's a lot of times. I know we've covered, like, you know, between the Iranian revolution and Jeffrey Epstein and Alligator Alcatraz. Really funny stuff. This is one of the more serious stories because you just never know your pets. You never really know them. They are mysterious. And honestly, this is another example of why I'm glad we don't have cats.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. This is a Reddit article. This is not a Reddit post asking for help.

[Nick Mullen]

I guess I'm not. Again, this is not anti cat.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No.

[Nick Mullen]

Well, I'm fine with cats. We're. Again, we're not anti cat. This is just a specific. Because I will counter this with the dog story.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Just understand, Understand this comes from a man, a user named Eldritch Maggots. So, yeah, yeah, so, you know, so remember that when you hear the story.

[Nick Mullen]

So I'm just going to read this real quick. This comes from Reddit, everybody's favorite place. Not really looking for a fix, just information. Just looking for information. My cat, 7 years old, male, neutered, has already been to two behaviorists. When my parents had him, both were confused. According to my parents, this is a known issue, but it doesn't cause any problems because he's not allowed to interact with other cats whatsoever.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Okay.

[Nick Mullen]

Definitely not an issue at all. He's very sweet to people, not very small children. Edit. He gets overwhelmed by kids. Right. He doesn't try killing them. Yeah, but he seems to react to other cats the same way he would to a squirrel or to a rabbit. As in just pure predation, no recognition that they are in the same species. He does not display any territorial aggression to other cats. None of its dominance behavior. Ears don't go back. Fur never puffs out. He never growls or hisses. Nothing. He's just hunting. Never seen anything like it. The shelter was hesitant to adopt him out of all of this due to his history, but they did so because one of the other shelter workers personally knew my stepmother and was interested in weird cats.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Is cat weird?

[Nick Mullen]

Fine. Thank God.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Hey, let me see. Weird. Let me see.

[Nick Mullen]

Let's call it a weird. He's got backwards head.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Hey, lady, you got a weird.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, you got weird talking about cats,

[Eddie Pepitone]

but I like to use that word to freak you out.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, they do that just to kind of make people uncomfortable. A weird at. I got nine. They were considering euthanasia. Euthanasia. Because he was returned multiple times they want, but we still wanted to give them a chance due to just how friendly to people he was and smart he is. Sure he's well fed. He's always been well fed. Killing and eating other cats which belong to a previous owner was not something he did out of desperate desperation. Judging by what I know about the event and what behavior I've seen, I'm entirely sure it was predated. He's injured a cat. My parents were pet sitting to the point of needing an emergency vet visit. An extensive reconstruction of its neck. The cats were separated, but a child left the door open for a minute. My cat ran downstairs, caught the smaller cat, went for the throat, immobilized and attempted to drag him underneath the furniture. They were separated before he could kill the cat. My parents have had him since 2023 and I recently September 2025, took him when I moved somewhere that allows cats. Cats I'm set on keeping him cool. Very important note, he's no longer around other cats.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Great.

[Nick Mullen]

Period. Done. Edit one More Details he did eat a cat owned by one of the previous people who adopted him.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Mention this? Actually, it's a cannibal cat.

[Nick Mullen]

Yep. In addition to two previous surrenders for similar behavioral issues, which I don't know much about. From what I know, he's had a good introduction to a smaller female cat with no territorial behavior was left alone for a day. When the owner came back back it was a giant bloody mess. The shelter was sure that he did kill the female cat and was eating the body. That's the reason why they were considering euthanasia until he was offered to my stepmother. Further clarification he does not hate cats. He likes them just like how he likes birds.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I mean you really can't tell.

[Nick Mullen]

It's just like Did Jeffrey Dahmer like guys? Yeah, predation. So yeah, a lot. Too much predation and territorial behavior are not different things. If you can't tell the difference, you shouldn't be giving input on this post. He is not stressed by other cats. He is not anxious and does not feel threatened by other cats. He doesn't need anxiety medication. Anxiety medication doesn't stop cats from having a prey drive. He does not hiss or growl or try to look intimidating. He has no other behavioral problems. He doesn't yell or anything. When he attacks. He finds cover, stalks ears up, eyes big, completely silent. He gets very curious and excited when he sees other cats. He's seen my friend's cat separated by ceiling height gate and supervised by two people. He seemed extremely inquisitive, sniffing ears forward, no sound. My cat did not respond whatsoever to my friend's cats hissling, hissing, growling or puffing up. He just seemed curious and started trying to see if could stick his head around the side of the gate and palling through the bars. Then he started looking back at me and meowing and rubbing on my legs. No Edit number three no, he is not going to be euthanized. I did not make this post asking for advice. I made it asking for information about why he's fucked up. Stop telling me to put him down. Stop applying human morals to animals. He behaves like any other small predatory mammal only does not have the ability to recognize member of his own species. I've already had him by myself in September of last year and before that I was around him at my parents house since 2023. Okay, he's literally fine by himself. He's my cat and I love him, all right? He's perfectly healthy and affectionate and the smartest cat I've ever owned. And 100 plus people tell me to kill my pet. It bothers me the way it bothers you. Seriously off. Seriously off.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It is an open Forum and in 4.

[Nick Mullen]

Changing the format so the events were in chronological order and clarified some vague tennis, but anyway, I will not. I don't care what you say.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It is a cute cat.

[Nick Mullen]

Sorry, that's my Reddit lady voice.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, no, that's great. Go to the bottom of this and click on the next one there. The. There you go.

[Nick Mullen]

That.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Read the follow up post.

[Nick Mullen]

Up, up, up.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, there you go. Click on that. Here we go. There's the cat.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, yeah, the cat's really cute.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's really cute.

[Nick Mullen]

Cat's really cute. I thought Jeffrey Dahmer was a really, to be honest, really attractive teenager.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Did you read the follow up by any chance?

[Nick Mullen]

No, I did not read the follow up.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Do you want to try and guess what the cat's name is? Name it.

[Nick Mullen]

Casey Anthony.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Baby Jesus.

[Nick Mullen]

That is the funniest. What? The cat's name is Baby Jesus.

[Eddie Pepitone]

The cat's name is Baby Jesus.

[Nick Mullen]

I.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And it's a cannibal.

[Nick Mullen]

This is just unm. Unbelievable.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Jesus feeds himself to the Catholics.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, every day.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Catholics eat.

[Nick Mullen]

The Catholics are cannibals.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, they are cannibals. Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

So can I ask Eddie, and we were talking about this right before the show. I unfortunately believe I'm going to say this nicely. I love you all. I feel that the cat is unsavable. And if the cat, I don't think it needs saving, it's killing other animals. But I do get it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's. If it's living alone with this man, then you don't have to worry about it. Lots of cats kill other animals. Tigers, lions. It's probably reincarnated, you know, I guess,

[Nick Mullen]

you know, in the end, if this is what this person wants to do, I just find it interesting that they really spend such a long time defending the cat when you show. Obviously.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I mean, I don't know what he was expecting people to say.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I don't know how you could make this post and say my cat's a cannibal and then people tell you to kill it and then you know, like, what the. This or this is a handsome kitty is from.

[Nick Mullen]

This is from one of the Reddit comment.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, there's a handsome kitty. Glad to see that you're giving them the best life. Eldritch. Pussy Magnets. That is the man's name, Eldridge. Magnets. Loves this cat, Magus. I keep saying magnets. Maggots. All right. Okay. He takes them out on a harness. Harness and a leash, which I think is irresponsible. I think the cat, if you're gonna keep it, needs to stay in the house.

[Nick Mullen]

My parents are. So this is when they update. My parents also kept him with a very large man coon and he didn't seem to understand any larger cat's attempt to communicate. Baby Jesus would ignore the hissing, growling, got his ass handed to him when you sat there and he didn't back off. And it says here it would try to eat a Chihuahua. Yeah, that's what it's saying. Yeah, it would try to eat a Chihuahua.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I'd say anything its size or small.

[Nick Mullen]

He does play rough. That's what he says. Yeah, he plays rough. It's a murderer. It's a murderer.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, it's a murderer. And we all know dogs play rough.

[Nick Mullen]

Well, when they, you know, when you, when you, when you're speaking their language.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He doesn't like string toys. He just looks at his hand.

[Nick Mullen]

It's just the way they brought up all of this without anybody saying anything about the cat killing and eating other cats. And then everyone did just be like, I can't believe that you guys that have an opinion on this thing. I'll post it out for an opinion. I made an opinion post asking for opinions. And then you gave me all your opinions. And you're fucking wrong.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I love these answering.

[Nick Mullen]

My tits are caught in my belt. My tits are gone in my belt. I got stuck in the. I got to the obgyn kicked me out today because I had. They found a snake in there. There.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But apparently there is like they found the cat had killed other cats before. Yes, it's killed multiple cats.

[Nick Mullen]

Yes. And yes, it's like, oh, it's not around other cats. Is that what we do with a psychopath murderer?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Right? Like you take him away from society and you lock them up and you put him away.

[Nick Mullen]

But yeah, but then he's not. He doesn't get to stay away. Like, he doesn't get treats and stuff. Like when a prisoner, when a cat

[Eddie Pepitone]

gets put in prison, Maxwell gets treated streets. She. She has a great time. She does. Anytime someone talks about her, they get in trouble. They get. They get moved.

[Nick Mullen]

Wow. Yeah. We need a mental facility for pets. Yeah. I've been thinking about this. I'm actually going to start one. I'm going to start Mine. My Zach Baggins.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Zack Baggins should buy this cat and

[Nick Mullen]

have it go around the museum, have it kill other cats. That. Yes, that's a great idea. Yeah, they should put him up for that. Do you hear that? You hear that, Eldritch? Maggots. I think that'd be a great. Well, this kind of dovetail. Honestly, there's big money at dsw. We ask the important questions, like what shoes are you going to wear? Whether you're prepping for wedding season, festival season, or just planning the ultimate vacation. AK the right shoes can make or break an rsvp. So own the moment. You've got big plans, and we've got just the shoes at the perfect price, of course. Get ready to get ready with Designer Shoe Warehouse. Head to your DSW store or dsw.com today and let us surprise you. Tired of the same old game night? Switch things up with Chumba casino. Play over 200 free online social casino games from classic slots in Black Jack to exclusive in house favorites you won't find anywhere else. However long you got, you can play your way anytime, anywhere. Make your next chill night a little more fun with Chumba Casino. Now purchase necessary VGW Group Void we're prohibited by log. See terms and conditions for details 21/ hey there. Maybe we can figure out what's wrong if we use this. Like. So in China, they've been doing this a. AI like, weird animal translator thing that people are like, falling in love with, saying that it can recognize what a dog's saying and going to put all these things out. My problem is, as soon as I saw the words AI, I'm like, oh, that's stupid. But yeah, yeah, yeah, because this is the thing.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Everyone does want to talk to their pets.

[Nick Mullen]

We all do. We all want to know. You don't really want to know what they're saying. I want. I actually was like. I read a very interesting article this weekend about dogs. And you see this thing with the, the.

[Eddie Pepitone]

The.

[Nick Mullen]

The communication pad ads with the buttons that they can say words.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, you.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah. It's always a kill the President, Kill

[Eddie Pepitone]

the President, Kill the president.

[Nick Mullen]

It's like, why? Where'd you learn that? And I. But this. The thing about AI said that the dog. Yeah, obviously. But this AI, like, I feel like it's saying it's using this AI is now a buzzword. They're throwing AI on things they tried to sell me at the store. The other day, my dryer broke. I was like, I just want a dryer. I want one of those Dryers. I'm like, my mother has. Where you just replace the one part. She's had the same driver for 35 years, he says doesn't exist anymore. You could get this other dryer. It's like, what is it? He's like, the thing is, you're going to want to buy this dryer. You're going to have to buy the washing machine with it. I'm like, what are you fucking talking about? He's like, it's got AI in it. And the AI talks to the washer and they talk back and forth.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I, I hate. I want it to die. And it's destroying the planet. These data centers need to be closed down. But if it's going to do anything, it should be doing our laundry.

[Nick Mullen]

But you're talking about. No, no, no. It's just. But it's just a buzzword first. You mean software. It's just software. It is. Your. Your washer's not thinking. It's not sitting going, I hope that these panties aren't full enough. These panties are all full of blood. I guess you must be the lady's top. Like, that's not what it's thinking. It's not thinking anything. They're just connected together. It's stupid. AI is a buzzword that means nothing. But with this term, like this idea of using dog translation app is that with dogs and animals, they more so develop tailor made to you. So they were talking with dogs on the, on the pads. They would learn a couple of things. Like they say that they could talk. They could teach a dog up to like 40 or 50 words. Yeah, but you choose the word yes. And you can. And they say that sometimes dogs can really put together in a string certain words. And they figured out certain things. Oh yeah, the AI thing. Just saying, mom, I love you.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, of course, everyone's gonna love it if it just says, mom, I love you.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, but it didn't say that.

[Nick Mullen]

No, it's in Chinese. Yeah, it's saying, I want to kill the cat next door. It's saying, I want to kill Odie. I want to kill the. I want to kill your son. I want to kill the children. Yeah, but if you listen to the dog people that are training the dogs, they find that the dog really understands things. Obviously around food, treats. But the word now, like, dogs love the word now and then, if you could figure out they're very impatient. You put the word later in. And it's just this funny thing people talk about ending in this, like long, like, argument with their Dog. Where they're just going like, treat, treat. And you go like, no, later. And goes, now. And it's like, later, now, later, now. And it's kind of funny, but it's. It's only communicating because it's learning you.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I don't think it understands the concept of later. I think it understands the concept. I think they think later is. No.

[Nick Mullen]

Well, that is.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It is.

[Nick Mullen]

It's just in our mind. We are. We believe we're creating really nuanced conversation with the animal when we're really just sort of gamifying. It's already. It's. It's natural ability to completely understand all of your verbal cues and physical cues. It's watching everything. It's watching every move that you make. You want to see an example of a negotiation with a cat?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Sure.

[Nick Mullen]

It's saying, pippi doesn't want you near here because Pippi's trying to eat.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Okay, but that's.

[Nick Mullen]

I mean, that's interesting.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. I mean, I don't care.

[Nick Mullen]

I don't think it's real. I don't think it's. I don't think the AI part of it is real. No.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Julie wants to go to a pet psychic.

[Nick Mullen]

Can I. Give me the money. I'll do it. Let me do it. If she's gonna pay money to talk to a pet psychic, I'll do it. You.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But you gotta dress like a psychic.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, yeah. I'll do blackface and everything. She'll have no idea. She'll have no idea it's me.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I need lots of necklaces.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Some finger timbers.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, yeah. I'm coming in a full thing. Oh, yeah. She won't have any idea. You were like, here we go. I mean, I. Here.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's.

[Nick Mullen]

It's Mistress Wanda. Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

She's like, we should go. We should see what Tootsie's thinking. I'm like, baby, I really don't want to go. And like, she's like, Tootsie's thinking, yeah, let me die.

[Nick Mullen]

Let me die.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, man. Tootsie. I was. Thought. I thought it was the end. And then she's like. She popped back up again, and she's just walking around eating a bunch of cookies and having a great time. Unbelievable. Once. Once I started getting carbs down her. Turned a new leaf.

[Nick Mullen]

Tell me about it. Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, my God. She fell down the ramp, though, and she tumbled, like, real slow. It was very. It was actually the cutest fall that was very dangerous that I've ever seen.

[Nick Mullen]

She has no idea she's alive. She has no idea she's alive. But I love her. But you know what dog does know? This dog in Nebraska that shot a woman with a shotgun. Now, when police in Nebraska were responsible. Oh, you didn't read this one yet. They responding to a shooting. They arrived at the scene to find unusual culprit. The incident took place in the Scots Bluff town of Nebraska. This is according to the Mirror. Shots were fired in a parking lot of a local convenience store. Police arrived at the scene, they found a truck with his doors damaged and a woman who had been struck on the arm by a shotgun pellet. Investigation in the matter showed that the woman had a loaded shotgun in the back seat of the car, which was inadvertently fired by her dog as it moved around in the seats. The shot ended up damaging the car and even struck a female passerby. It doesn't really know how to. Does that happen? How does.

[Eddie Pepitone]

They had the shotgun sitting on the chair and the dog jumped on it and it went off.

[Nick Mullen]

How does it pull the trigger with its paw?

[Eddie Pepitone]

It depends on how big the paw is. You know, it gets in there and it gets stuck and it freaks out cuz its foot is stuck in the goddamn trigger.

[Nick Mullen]

You don't arrest the dog though, right?

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, you arrest the owner. You take their guns away, hopefully.

[Nick Mullen]

Nah, that can't be. There's no way they're taking the guns away. I feel like in the end I love the article. Just shows the dog's pa just to be like. And this, this is the hands of a murderer. The hands of a terrorist.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This guy. I mean, this guy should be. Talk about someone that should be put down.

[Nick Mullen]

It's a lady dog's owner. Yeah, it's a lady.

[Eddie Pepitone]

She's just driving around with a shotgun loose in her back seat.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, with the dog. Well, that's dog shotgun.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You at least. Yes.

[Nick Mullen]

Got to be the dog.

[Eddie Pepitone]

How else is it going to go duck hunting?

[Nick Mullen]

I can't. I mean, you know, you don't want it to become a murderer. You know, that's one of the worst things it could be. Is that why they call it riding shotgun?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, oh, it was in the back seat. Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

Why do they call riding shotgun?

[Eddie Pepitone]

So you can get up there and shoot out the window, hopefully. Yeah, I think so. I think that's the whole thing here.

[Nick Mullen]

You gotta shut. You give us a story, Eddie.

[Eddie Pepitone]

All right, here's this one I'm loving and it's been developing over a couple weeks and I kind of had it in my pocket and didn't bring it up. Yet. But this one I love. All right, so Mount Eddie Everest stupid to climb.

[Nick Mullen]

All right, well, now it's definitely like you can just pay money to climb.

[Eddie Pepitone]

There's a line like you have to like stand in line when you go to Mount Everest and slowly walk up behind a bunch of people.

[Nick Mullen]

And because there's a small weather window in which you can get to the very peak of it. Right. And there's certain season you have to go in. I know there's so many people doing it that they have now created this like log jam at the top that just sits there.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Which is insane to me. Also, there's other mountains. Mountains at my office isn't the only mountain you can go to. Other mountains.

[Nick Mullen]

There's other mountains.

[Eddie Pepitone]

There's totally other mountains.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah. Well, what about. No one does Titicaca no more.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No one does Titicaca no more. Well, I think that's a lake. But. Nepalese authorities have charged 32 sherpas and an alleged fake rescue and insurance fraud scream scheme up in Nepal taking high altitude trekking industry, including routes associated with Everest tourism. They've won. They've gotten over $20 million from people. Well, they've learned from 2022 to 2025.

[Nick Mullen]

Well, this is a thing that's so funny because the Sherpas, they lead them

[Eddie Pepitone]

to places they can't get down from and then they're like, oh, you need to be rescued. And then they call their boy who owns a helicopter and then they come get them. Like, do you want to come get you want to get? And then they have to like put down the ladder and they charge them out the fucking ass.

[Nick Mullen]

This is how I believe. This is what I believe. This is the true Satanist part of me and sadly the capitalist part of me that says if you want to pay big time money to go to the top of Mount Everest and you can't properly research the team that you should take and this happens to you, you fudgeing deserve it. I think that if you are. Because guess what they're also doing. They're not leaving you to die. They could definitely just kill you and take all your things if they wanted to face an extended scale scam that I actually think is kind of funny.

[Eddie Pepitone]

The alleged scheme has affected 4,782 international climbers.

[Nick Mullen]

It's very stupid.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That is a lot of people.

[Nick Mullen]

It's a lot of people because look at the line. That is the crew. So right now Rob is showing a video of a line of at least 40 to 50 people dude, that's 150 dude. Waiting to go to the top to get their little fucking picture. Right. It's like the rise of resistance line. Yeah. Except it's on Everest. Oh yeah. And they wait like this so they can all get their little picture picture. And then sometimes the problem is is that while they're standing and waiting the weather can change so rapidly that they all have to run for emergency cover.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Like. Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

This is. It's just getting out of control. It's getting the idea of this as a money making scheme and a clout chasing exercise is kind of getting at.

[Eddie Pepitone]

There's so many mountains for you to go to. You don't need to go to Everest. But also here's the other developing part of the. The story. The Sherpas they're finding were poisoning people. They were like poisoning their food that they were making and putting like they were putting a bunch of baking soda in it and it was making them like feel like they had food poisoning and stuff like that. And get. Or like. Because it mimics altitude sickness.

[Nick Mullen]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

And so they thought that they were getting altitude sickness when they were up there, but they weren't. And they were just. They just had a bunch of baking soda in their bellies. And then they would have to get rescued. And here's the other thing they were doing. I think this is actually how they got got caught was they would do a helicopter rescue. And like, you know, your dad gets sick and he needs to be rescued. You're sticking around with him. Right?

[Nick Mullen]

Of course.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Then you got the whole family with you. So the whole family needs to get in the helicopter.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh yeah. And that's. And that's money for fuel.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But what they were doing was they were charging each person in the helicopter for chartering the helicopter.

[Nick Mullen]

Of course.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Rather than just a ride in a chartered helicopter.

[Nick Mullen]

No, they. Everybody, they get me. You buy a ticket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So it was like they're really going after it. 171 out of 1,248.

[Nick Mullen]

Right.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Rescues they seemed appear to be fake and they. So they've just been ripping people off. Dude. And they got caught in fraud that it came out to 19.69 million is what they're expecting. But now they're getting sued by the Nepalese government for 1.5 billion in restitution.

[Nick Mullen]

God damn. I mean like this is just one of those where if you want to go and do this thing in order to get your picture.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

And do do. It's like I don't know what to tell you you should research your Sherpa company better.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, man. Or you just calf man don't do it.

[Nick Mullen]

Cat man can do. Sometimes a cabman do. Sometimes cat man don't.

[Eddie Pepitone]

All right, one more story that I really liked and we'll get out of here after that. Elder abuse is. I hate when people take advantage of the elderly and steal their money. It makes me insane.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah. If you're going to do something to the elderly, make sure you. You make them vot. Oh, no, don't keep them away at gunpoint.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. So an elderly California couple. This is out in Riverside. This woman, she fell for an elderly, an elder scam, which is hard to do.

[Nick Mullen]

I mean. Well, this is the thing is sell.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Like I had to Zell someone money this week because there was like a death and

[Nick Mullen]

it was a hitman fee or.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, it was a hitman fee and. But the Zel made me like promise that I knew this person like four times before they sent the money.

[Nick Mullen]

Honest as they should.

[Eddie Pepitone]

As they should. I was very impressed by Zel. But this lady, she was on Facebook and. And someone impersonating Tom Selleck kept hitting her up for money. First it was 80 bucks and it was 800 bucks. And then.

[Nick Mullen]

Can you imagine Tom Selleck asking you personally for $80?

[Eddie Pepitone]

That dude's got so much stinking money.

[Nick Mullen]

He is in the way. Also, if you knew anything about his lifestyle, a new that Tom Selleck has created. He has this incredible life in which he rolls into his job in which he makes multiple million do colors and he goes into. He sits. He's like a two day a week where he just. He doesn't stand in any of the scenes. He literally sits in every scene.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Dude, it was naughty and high and. And 101 and crime 101. He didn't, I assume the first time I saw him, I whispered to Julie, I was like, I bet he doesn't stand the entire movie. And he didn't.

[Nick Mullen]

Nope, because that's a part of it. He's like, I sit now. That's what I do. I sit. And so Tom Selleck then going on to Instagram was also then funny. And then also him hitting you up and then hitting asking you for $80 does seem to be insane.

[Eddie Pepitone]

80 was the first time. And then it got up to 800 and then it was like a charity event. And then his like managers like son died apparently. And so she keeps like she falls completely victim to it. She's like, it starts to get like little sexy. The messages

[Nick Mullen]

to flirt a Little bit. You know how Tom said likes to throw it down?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So her husband gets. Cuts her off completely. Not like he doesn't kick her out of the house or anything, but like he cuts her off completely.

[Nick Mullen]

Well, he finds out that she gave something like 100 grand or something, like some insane amount of money.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It wasn't 100 grand, but it was a lot of money and it was obviously fake and she was obviously getting taken for a ride, but she believed it wholeheartedly. So he took away her credit cards, he took away this, took away that. And then she starts asking her friends for money to give to Tom Selleck. And so. And her friends are like, hey, listen, just want to let you know which she's doing. So the guy, he had it up to here. Murder suicide.

[Nick Mullen]

Jesus Christ.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He did it.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, he.

[Eddie Pepitone]

The.

[Nick Mullen]

For some reason I thought it was the lady who did it.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, the husband murders. He was embarrassed and he was sick of losing. Cuz when you're. When you're old, you have no income anymore if you're just giving. That's why elder abuse is so bad. Because like it's all the money these people are going to have for the rest of their life.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh yeah, they.

[Eddie Pepitone]

The money they're stealing and they're stealing to steal. So the guy like lost his mind and then she started asking his friends and that was the final straw because he was embarrassed on top of being broke until he just offed her and killed himself.

[Nick Mullen]

Jesus Christ. I had no idea it was him. Well, you know, in the end it is super embarrassed to be cucked by fake Tom Selleck. It's very embarrassing.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

You know, I mean, it's not like. Because Tom Selleck even he ain't what he used to be. I mean, obviously my mom, My mom is still got that. That's the one, I think that has got the open invitation to her.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, my mom would have done anything for Tom Sell.

[Nick Mullen]

My mom, I think would become a dirty, evil gross for Tom seller.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

You know what I mean? Like, I think that she'd become like one of the, like she'd become like a d. Like a grimy street woman for Tom.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Tom Selleck is a famous detective. He should solve this crime and find out who's doing this.

[Nick Mullen]

Can we email Tom Selleck?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, Tom Selleck. I feel like anyone hot he is in that picture.

[Nick Mullen]

He was very hot.

[Eddie Pepitone]

God, look at that next to those thighs.

[Nick Mullen]

He's very rich.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Jesus Christ.

[Nick Mullen]

He was a real man. Yeah, he was a real man. That's A real man, right?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Wow.

[Nick Mullen]

That's a real man. Tom Selleck. He was like 28 in that picture.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Blown away.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, I know. He's the gayest heads feeling gay. He swear he loves it. He feels it. I get it. Tom Selleck would break Timmy Timothy Chamolay's arms off.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, yeah, the.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, that's a Magnum PI Magnum PI he's got a Magnum dad is having him having sex with Timothy Sham.

[Eddie Pepitone]

God, I wish he would have my mom.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, that would have been great.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I really would have.

[Nick Mullen]

Would you fuck my mom? Tom Selleck.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Tom Selleck. Are you listening to this?

[Nick Mullen]

Are you on Facebook?

[Eddie Pepitone]

How busy are you?

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, can you email me? Can you.

[Eddie Pepitone]

NYPD Blue. You probably have the call sheet still.

[Nick Mullen]

Blue bloods.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh, blue bloods. That's right. Blue.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, his email to. Yeah, it's Tom. It's. Yeah, he's got. Yeah, Tom Selleck one at Gmail.

[Eddie Pepitone]

What was that movie he was in that I love? Mr. Bob baseball. I love Mr. Baseball.

[Nick Mullen]

Do you think Tom Selleck would be happy, like, almost in a way that he still got this much juice? He really. Every time got.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He exists. He pops right back in the news.

[Nick Mullen]

That mustache don't quit if you told him. Just being like she killed him for me. Like, wow. Those all for me, huh? It's one of the coolest things I've ever heard.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Still got it.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, of course. Of course she wants Tom. Everybody does, right?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Everybody does.

[Nick Mullen]

Of course. He was jealous. All hell, he was jealous. Even just fake me, you know, that's got to be the thing. He was jealous of fake Tom Selleck.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

If it was real Tom Selleck, he would have bombed the neighborhood.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

Imagine if Tom Selleck actually was trying to.

[Eddie Pepitone]

His wife. What was that thing? Oh, Jesse Stone. That was the character he'd played. All right. The time. Now I'm just obsessed with his career. Three men and a Baby.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, no, he's a very good. He was also supposed to be Indiana Jones.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, he was. He would have been a good indie. And that takes a lot for me

[Nick Mullen]

to say he would have been a great indie. But no, but, no, no. He's not the same.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He's not the same. He. He did Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

[Nick Mullen]

All right, now we're just going through his. Now we're just like. We're just naming things. The Tom Seller.

[Eddie Pepitone]

The Daughters of Satan.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, I bet you.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Starring Tom Selleck.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah. You know, but it's probably not that big.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Wow.

[Nick Mullen]

All right, so I got a. I've

[Eddie Pepitone]

got a couple like Here, let's do this.

[Nick Mullen]

I got a lister email.

[Eddie Pepitone]

There's listener emails.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, sure. You want to hear something?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Oh yeah. Here's the old one.

[Nick Mullen]

Are you ready, Eddie?

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yes.

[Nick Mullen]

Are you horny, Henry? Yes. Sure.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Now it's time for listeners. Yeah, not bad.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah, it's. We've heard that one.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I know. I like it. Yeah, I like it too. It's a song. You can hear a song more than once. You okay?

[Nick Mullen]

No. Let's read this. Let's do this. I'm so ly. Not everything's a travesty. My. My body's dying.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You got to see Mandalorian Grogu.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh yeah. So I can really finally jerk off in the theater again. That's what I need. Need to see. Honestly.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

Cuz there's nothing I love better than a little gremlin coming in his own mouth.

[Eddie Pepitone]

He needs to eat.

[Nick Mullen]

He does. ORBS Back in 2012, my college roommate and I went to Halifax, Virginia to visit my parents and hang out for the weekend. My dad chain smoked in the house so me and my buddy spent most of our time outside. We tossed the Volpo around for a while in the backyard and really never went at all in except to grab maybe a couple of my stepdad's buds from the fridge.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Hell yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah. My friend Chad mentioned now remote of a place we were in and how cool would be. This is some of the awful wall out in the country.

[Eddie Pepitone]

I agreed.

[Nick Mullen]

We focused on seeing something for a minute and laughed it off. I will say after doing some classes in transcendental meditation for a couple of semesters by then build a complete unique and relax feeling as we did that and really did feel very connected afterwards. Anyways, one of our friends was having a shindig across the county that night so we stopped drinking brews early so we could be 2 legit 20 year olds driving across Halifax county not wanting to be pulled over. And this is where it starts. The campfire where we were hanging out by died we were considering leaving, was talking to my boy when I saw a white light illuminate his face.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Face.

[Nick Mullen]

I turn around and there was a white orb glowing in the woods by my parents house about 50 yards away. We looked at each other scared out of our minds and motion back towards the light and it suddenly exploded. It almost looked like a transformer exploding. We treated glances back and forth like what the was that? I don't know. My orb. It's my orb. Then we heard slow deliberate footsteps from the direction of the orb. Something tall was walking through the tree branches and my dogs woke up and ran towards the sound. When they went, we ran to the house and climbed over a six foot carport wall to get in. We immediately locked all the doors and closed the blinds. I went to my parents room to grab their pistol under the mattress. Whoa. Meanwhile my dog sounded like they were attacking something as they made their way around to the front of the house. House. My mom woke up earplugs in blinders on as I was digging my arm under a mattress and hearing the dogs going from barking. A whale in the front of the house. And as soon as she was up the dogs were quiet. She walked to the front door as we begged her not to. And all three of the dogs were asleep in the back of the golf cart. And we had to drive around the farm. They never did anything ever before or after. I don't know.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Spirit, why don't you get a gun? It's an orb.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah. Shoot light. But Dick was walking in the. In the trap in the forest. So we thought he might have to shoot something come the forest. Or at least then you have a reason to finally kill something.

[Eddie Pepitone]

You know what I noticed? A lot of my pictures of the Grand Canyon had orbs in them.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. Look at this one.

[Nick Mullen]

That's the sun.

[Eddie Pepitone]

No, that's the sun.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh no. That's a reflection of the sun on your face.

[Eddie Pepitone]

But there's. But it's in a lot of different ones.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah. I mean it might be. Just depends on how the camera.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Do I just have a bad camera?

[Nick Mullen]

Yes.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Does everyone just have a bad camera?

[Nick Mullen]

Maybe. It's possible but you'll have to find out on our patreon patreon.com lastpodcast on the left and you could watch your shows list our shows ad free that

[Eddie Pepitone]

feature on our picture.

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Go take a look at. All right.

[Nick Mullen]

Make sure you live every day wondering if today's the day I'm going to see something weird and watch an orb explode in front of me. And then you can laugh when it doesn't happen because it's just inside of the film of your camera. And you can love the fact that you might need to go get a new camera.

[Eddie Pepitone]

That's right. Also, we're going to be hitting the road this weekend. We're going to be in Rochester. It's sold out. Very excited, bro.

[Nick Mullen]

I am excited.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Radio social sounds awesome.

[Nick Mullen]

Everyone's talking about it. How great.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So excited to just give us food. This is like the first time the venue like keeps reaching out to like make sure that like we're happy and. Okay.

[Nick Mullen]

No, I've never had that before.

[Eddie Pepitone]

It's very nice.

[Nick Mullen]

It's very, very nice. We're very excited to come to Ratchet.

[Eddie Pepitone]

The day before on May 29, we're going to be in Pittsburgh. Come and see us in Pittsburgh. There's only four JK Ultras left. We got Pittsburgh this Friday, Grand Rapids on June 27, Tulsa, Oklahoma on. On July 17, in Oklahoma City on July 18. Also, you and I are going to be doing a side stories in London, Ontario on June 28th.

[Nick Mullen]

And that's soon to be the murder capital of Canada.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Really?

[Nick Mullen]

Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

So what, they have like one last decade?

[Nick Mullen]

We'll find out.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah. And so we're gonna be going there. I'm very excited about that. And then Size Stories doesn't have anything on the books until Crime Wave.

[Nick Mullen]

Oh, no. Yeah. And then we will find out. We will definitely have other shows.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, definitely gonna put some stuff in there. But yeah, as of right now. But please come see my stand up. Go to. All dates are gonna be eddytunes.com but, uh, on, uh, June 7th I'm gonna be in Phoenix at the Desert Ridge Improv. That's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm bringing, uh, Amber and Julie to that one. And then on July 10th, Bethlehem, Pa. A salute to Bethlehem. Uh, that's gonna be July 7th. July. July 12th, Newark. July 13th, NYC City Winery. That's going to be with Kirsten, Michelle sills. And then July 19th, Plano, Texas. And July 26th, the Comedy Store here in LA. My first headline at the Comedy Store. Yeah, yeah, you might see Henry there too. And then August 1st, I'm going to be in Chicago at the Lincoln Lodge. Lots of more dates. Go to EddieTunes.com to see me. I'm coming to a bunch of cities in October. I'm booking it up. I'm very excited about this.

[Nick Mullen]

Sounds great.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, you all be good. You take care of yourselves.

[Nick Mullen]

And thank you to the person who sent us the deforvid signed vinyl. Yeah, the person who sent me the deformed sign vinyl. Thank you. The notes right up there.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, someone mailed us a vinyl of the four of them signed by him. Do we know if it's really signed by him?

[Nick Mullen]

It is signed by him. Yeah.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Well, because we also thank you, Richie. Richie, thank you for giving deforvid money for this.

[Nick Mullen]

I think he already had it. And then he was is like, I need to get this out of my house.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Either way, I appreciate you, Richie. This.

[Nick Mullen]

Thank you for the terrible album.

[Eddie Pepitone]

This is the perfect home for that exact thing.

[Nick Mullen]

Yep. And we don't worry. It will never be played. Yeah, don't worry. Goodbye, everyone. Hail.

[Eddie Pepitone]

We say hail Ryan Porter again. I miss him. Yeah.

[Nick Mullen]

All right.

[Eddie Pepitone]

Peace out, everybody.

[Nick Mullen]

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