Side Stories: Casey Anthony, Legal Advocate

Summary

Last Podcast on the Left Episode: Side Stories: Casey Anthony, Legal Advocate
Release Date: March 5, 2025
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski and Ed Larson
Summary by: The Last Podcast Network

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1. Introduction to Side Stories

The episode kicks off with Henry Zebrowski and Ed Larson transitioning into their "Side Stories" segment, setting the stage for a series of unconventional and darkly humorous narratives.

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2. Casey Anthony's New Role as a Legal Advocate

Main Topic:
The hosts delve into the controversial emergence of Casey Anthony as a self-proclaimed legal advocate and researcher. They critically analyze her intentions, motivations, and the potential implications of her involvement in victim advocacy.

Key Points:

• Casey Anthony's Introduction:
  Casey Anthony announces her new venture on TikTok and Substack, aiming to advocate for herself and her daughter, Kaylee Anthony.

  "I am a legal advocate. I am a researcher... My goal is to continue to help give a voice to people..." [12:20]

• Skepticism and Critique:
  Henry and Ed express deep skepticism about Casey Anthony's qualifications and intentions, questioning her suitability for the role given her past and public perception.

  "She is a human anchorage and a child murderer now." [15:09]

• Impact on Victim Advocacy:
  The hosts discuss the challenges faced by genuine victim advocates, emphasizing the need for credibility and the dangers of individuals like Casey Anthony undermining the field.

  "If you don't vet these people, you risk being deceived... Don't go to Casey Anthony." [18:45]

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3. The Mysterious Death of Gene Hackman

Main Topic:
Henry and Ed explore the fictionalized and absurd account of actor Gene Hackman's untimely demise, blending dark humor with mock-serious analysis.

Key Points:

• Circumstances of Death:
  Gene Hackman is described as having died in his home alongside his wife under mysterious circumstances, sparking conspiracy theories and humorous speculation.

  "He was found dead in his home in Santa Fe, New Mexico... They have been very public for a long time." [46:12]

• Public and Family Reactions:
  The discussion touches on conflicting reports from acquaintances and family members, adding layers to the fictional narrative.

  "His kids had not talked to him for several months. Which they said also was majorly out of character." [47:16]

• Gene Hackman's Legacy:
  The hosts reminisce about Gene Hackman's illustrious career, highlighting his roles and the fictional nature of his demise within the podcast's comedic framework.

  "He was frightening in the French Connection... Exceptional as Lex Luthor." [45:16]

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4. Chicago Serial Killer: Antonio Reyes

Main Topic:
The episode shifts to discussing a young Chicago man, Antonio Reyes, now charged with six homicides, portraying him as a spree killer rather than a traditional serial killer.

Key Points:

• Background and Crimes:
  Antonio Reyes, already in jail for attempting to kill a cellmate, faces new charges for multiple murders committed between March and November 2020 during the COVID-19 pandemic.

  "He shot one group of people while trying to kill a 16-year-old boy... First degree murder charges are being considered." [56:42]

• Pandemic's Role:
  The hosts speculate on how the pandemic's chaos may have facilitated Reyes's crimes, drawing connections to societal disruptions.

  "It was the heat of the moment during COVID that enabled him to carry out these acts." [59:35]

• Legal Challenges:
  Discussion on the complexity of prosecuting Reyes, given the nature and spread of his crimes, blending factual-sounding legal terms with satirical commentary.

  "If he purposely went out to shoot people, that's enough for first-degree murder." [58:59]

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5. The Gnome Incident in Los Angeles

Main Topic:
A bizarre and humorous story about a man in Los Angeles accusing a gnome of harassing him, leading to escalating complaints and speculative connections.

Key Points:

• Initial Complaint:
  A resident posts on Nextdoor about a gnome harassing him, sharing photos that appear to feature a gnome captured on a ring camera.

  "This person posted what could only be a picture of a gnome in a ring camera." [62:41]

• Escalation and Speculation:
  The same individual later alleges that a naked man assaulted a 63-year-old woman, trying to link it to the gnome incident, though evidence is flimsy.

  "He is building up a case to take to the LAPD... He believes it's Terry the Gnome." [63:06]

• Hosts' Take:
  Henry and Ed mock the absurdity of the situation, suggesting that the individual is lonely and possibly creating fictitious threats.

  "Let's get some letters. Sadly, right before I saw this I saw a headline... A gnome caught." [62:55]

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6. Listener Stories and Emails

Main Topic:
The hosts share and react to listener-submitted stories, ranging from pet tragedies to humorous personal anecdotes, maintaining the podcast's blend of dark humor and satire.

Key Points:

• Dog Crushed Incident:
  A tragic yet comically presented story about a 10-year-old boy being crushed by his foster mom, leading to satirical commentary on responsibility and blame.

  "It's just laughing about. A lot of things." [77:07]

• Foster Dog Story:
  Henry and Ed recount their experience with a deceased dog named Sky, blending genuine sentiment with over-the-top humor.

  "She was brought over. When Sky passed, five years later, she's still with us." [82:07]

• Mormonism and Religion:
  Discussion on listener emails about Mormonism, critiquing religious practices with the podcast's characteristic irreverence.

  "Mormonism is weird... You can't call yourself a capital M Mormon... You're on the same bus as the rest." [78:56]

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7. Upcoming Events and Announcements

Main Topic:
The hosts promote their upcoming live shows and events, infusing their typical humor and enthusiasm.

Key Points:

• Florida Tour:
  Ed Larson announces his Invasive Species Tour, with performances scheduled in various Florida cities in March and May.

  "Coming out to see us at Huntsville... We'll have a lot of laughter." [85:22]

• Live Performances:
  Details about performing at the Von Braun Center on March 16th and other dates in Florida, encouraging listeners to purchase tickets.

  "We're going to make him American... We're performing there on March 16th." [85:10]

• Additional Content:
  Promotion of their Patreon and YouTube content, teasing exclusive shows and interaction opportunities for subscribers.

  "Patreon.com left you can pay to watch us yell... Side Stories is available on video on YouTube." [84:46]

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8. Conclusion and Final Remarks

The episode wraps up with the hosts reiterating their disdain for certain public figures and religious institutions, maintaining their edgy and provocative style until the end.

Key Points:

• Closing Statements:
  Henry and Ed deliver final humorous jabs at the Pope and various religious figures, sealing the episode with their trademark irreverence.

  "Hail Satan, everyone. Hail Gene Hackman again. See you in hell, Pope." [87:33]

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Notable Quotes:

• Henry Zebrowski on Legal Advocacy:

  "You have to vet these motherfuckers so thickly." [17:06]

• Ed Larson on Casey Anthony:

  "We are doing exactly what she wants, which is... telling her to go fuck herself." [19:55]

• Henry on Gene Hackman's Death:

  "He did the wizard of Oz several times because it reminded him of his old boss." [10:32]

• Discussion on the Gnome Incident:

  "Find Terry the Gnome to give this guy a call?" [63:06]

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Key Takeaways:

• Critical Analysis of Controversial Figures:
  The podcast scrutinizes the actions and motivations of public figures like Casey Anthony, blending dark humor with critical commentary.

• Bizarre and Absurd Storytelling:
  Incorporates outlandish stories (e.g., gnome harassment) to entertain and satirize real-world issues.

• Engagement with Listeners:
  Actively includes and reacts to listener-submitted stories and emails, fostering a community atmosphere.

• Promotion of Events and Platforms:
  Highlights upcoming live shows and exclusive content, encouraging audience participation and support through Patreon and YouTube.

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Disclaimer: The content of "Side Stories: Casey Anthony, Legal Advocate" includes satirical and fictional elements intended for entertainment purposes. Viewer discretion is advised.

Transcript

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

Hello, Florida. Your favorite son and biggest baby are coming home to bring you the laughs you deserve. Everyone likes to poke fun of the Florida man. Everyone likes to use Florida as a punching bag whenever an alligator on meth eats an person. It could happen anywhere. As a famous Floridian baby, I feel your pain. So that's why I'm coming home to let you know it's okay to be who you are. It's okay that the rest of America is scared of us. It's okay that books are illegal in our schools. It's okay whenever it gets cold that rains. Iguanas. I'm here to support you. So come on out. March, I'll be in North Florida, and in May, I'll be in South Florida and Orlando. It's the Invasive Species Tour. Ed Larson, me is coming to Florida in March and May. I'm coming to Jacksonville, Panama City, Tallahassee, Marco Island, Dania Beach, Orlando and Key West. So lock up your public subs and start singing the Miami Dolphins fight song because we're gonna party like it's Florida, baby. [e-mail] there's no place to escape to. This is the last on the left side stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. It's crazy, Eddie. I didn't actually didn't even know that they made this car anymore. I did not know. I thought that they had discontinued this.

[Ed Larson]

The Yugo.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no. Have you seen the Kia abortion? Oh, yeah. It is crazy. The Kia abortion was. It's. It's brave, obviously. Brave. They have. It has a. It's actually what's great is that it's amazing, especially now that the. These gasoline prices are going to shoot through the roof because tariffs is it actually works on fetus meat. And you put it through the top of like a blender type thing at.

[Ed Larson]

The very back, sit on it like. Like in Back to the Future they had the thing with Doc Brown put in all the trash except for you put your hoo. Ha. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If you. If you've got a boardy that's ready to slide out, that's been unmoored and unanchored. Yeah. And it's just crazy because even just like first of all, I did not know that Casey Anthony was Such a gearhead. Oh, she loves it because she had it. I like the fact that she's even driving around with one. I didn't even know that that was street legal anymore. Yeah, she must have. She must know Jay Leno.

[Ed Larson]

Well, she works with Kia. She's a big. She's their new spokesperson.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, that's. That actually makes so much sense because on the roads.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Because she Kia her child.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She Kia'd. Yes. And got away with keying, which is one of the worst things you can do.

[Ed Larson]

Was it a Kia that she had?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no, it was some other car. I'm making a joke. I actually can't even really tell right now. I just know that on the road. And you can come at me on this side stories. Lpotl gmail.com. there's only one driver worse than a Tesla driver and that is a Kia driver.

[Ed Larson]

Whoa. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to come at you because I used to have a Kia Sophia.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. That's different. You or wanted to be Italian. Yeah, they. Oh, yeah. She drove a Pontiac Sunfire. Thanks for the remember. Thanks for the memories.

[Ed Larson]

I got you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

They're Korean.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Welcome to side Stories.

[Ed Larson]

We flipped the car, by the way. So it was. I'm. That's not the best example.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I wasn't driving.

[Ed Larson]

Someone else was driving.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Thank you.

[Ed Larson]

And then they flipped the car and we were stuck on our side. And I remember they were like, they just flipped my car because they wanted to look at the CDs as I was changing the CDs. And I remember they flipped the car and then we're sitting on our side and they're like hanging because they had their seat belt on and they were hanging. And then they're like, I got to take my belt off. I'm like, if you take that belt off, you're going to crush me. They're like, I got to take my belt off. Like, if you take your belt off, I'm going to kill you. I'm already very mad at you. And then I talk some people into pushing our car back right side up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

My name's Henry Spi. I'm sitting here with the awful storyteller Ed Larson.

[Ed Larson]

I feel like you only that would be a better story if you didn't make me rush through it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's just cuz I was in the middle of the most practiced, hardest part of my job.

[Ed Larson]

Which is what?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Saying the name of this show.

[Ed Larson]

Side Stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Oh, it's the hardest part of the. Of hosting.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, it's easy for you to remember because you're so involved with the ss.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not anymore. Not according to your fantasies. Eddie, I. We've got a lot of stuff. So much messaging in on these. These. These wench. These beer wench dresses that you're obsessed with.

[Ed Larson]

Dindle Tron house and then some nice options. Thank you so much for people who sent in the. The German beer hall dresses for my wife.

[Henry Zebrowski]

For his wife. Been sexualizing in a. In a. In a. A kind of antique.

[Ed Larson]

Here's the thing. I mean, these, like. I don't want Julie to look like a Hummel.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no, no. You want to look like a Hummel, you can.

[Ed Larson]

These. I would say these. How do I say? The breasts don't heave as much as I'd like them to. I will specting.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I want more.

[Ed Larson]

Just like I want. I want like her breasts to heave so much. They're like at her ears.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, I think the way you do that is, you know, like truly is. You can handle that yourself, buddy. You just cut a hole in that. Well, you just cut the window into the top of that thing that you want. Right. And that's when you present the dress. But you don't give her the option necessarily to choose what neckline she wants.

[Ed Larson]

I want to push up bra. So well. That works so well. Her tits are like a hat.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, great. Oh, that's easy. Honestly, that's just ribbons. Yeah, that's just ribbons. You just. You just tie it behind her head.

[Ed Larson]

So I think I was at. What I was actually looking for is ribbon.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yes, I think so.

[Ed Larson]

You could send in some breasts. He's looking for breast ropes for my wife. So if you could find anything that really would help with that, I would appreciate that. The dwindle dresses are very nice. I might actually just buy her one. I just couldn't see a world where I could. I give her this and she doesn't like, look at me and possibly hit me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. She'll be upset with you. Especially when you tell her your brutalist fantasies where you want to be a dying Jewish man. And she's a friendly Bavarian woman that has either found you after you've escaped from the concentration camps for you boy. But I just feel like you're just so, like. And I'm. And I mean, this is taken to the woods. I. I mean this in the nicest way, Eddie, but I live in the woods.

[Ed Larson]

I need a new forest wife.

[Henry Zebrowski]

When you look in the mirror and you see yourself, it's gonna be hard. Especially like, are you Gonna draw little numbers on your arm?

[Ed Larson]

No, I never got caught. That's the thing. I'm living in the woods.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, you're saying die before you take me, baby. That's what he needs. Also, I've got a lot of people sending in stuff about stuff. Stalag Finish. Fiction. The Stalag Finish. I don't know how you quite pronounce it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, no, that's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But this is exactly what you're looking for.

[Ed Larson]

This isn't what I'm looking for.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's pornographic Nazi exploitation.

[Ed Larson]

But these women are Nazis. Exactly like a German woman.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What do you think the Bavarians were.

[Ed Larson]

To live in Nazi Germany?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Guess what happens? Doesn't believe if you're not in their views and if you're actively fighting it, you're one of them.

[Ed Larson]

What do you mean?

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what the Dirndl women are. Even though, yeah. They might be apolitical because they have their ghost nipples.

[Ed Larson]

They hate it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, they don't.

[Ed Larson]

There's no way another guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's no way they'd be allowed into the Dirndls if they hated it.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, come on. Everyone gets a dwindle if you're blonde or redheaded enough.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, the Bavarians were even more hateful than the city based bar wenches. Look at this. I could just see Eddie putting his face on this little Jewish within the. On the prisoner of this Stalag magazine. Like Nazi this year. They have their tits out, they look great and they actually are dressed like Nazis. They're dressed like something else.

[Ed Larson]

She has a Nazi AR band.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I thought that was just a fun X. Maybe that's my problem politically recently.

[Ed Larson]

Understand the side of a swastika.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, honestly, I do understand it. I know it's supposed to be a target for bullets.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. You know how it's amazing, you know, the swastika and the Germans. They never turned the swastika into a pretzel.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, Again, missed opportunities.

[Ed Larson]

Totally missed opportunity. There was only a couple years where that would have really popped.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's why they really needed capitalism. Oh, I remember Ilsa. She would she Wolf of the ss. We almost saw this film.

[Ed Larson]

What is this?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's. It's one of your favorite movies, Eddie. I think. Yeah. You would. You would love it. Wow. You just never stop jerking off to it. Whoa.

[Ed Larson]

It's got dogs and Nazi women.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You'd be surprised. I got some old documentaries I could show you as well. Some of them are pretty rough. Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way now. Let's talk about how many.

[Ed Larson]

Do we just lose a bunch of subscribers? Yeah, of course.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Every time. Every time we speak. And if you want to see Eddie in a dirndle dress, he's gonna be in one at the. When we do our live show.

[Ed Larson]

Well, I won't. But you gotta dress like a little German boy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I will.

[Ed Larson]

You see all these outfits they got? I saw what this on the dwindle site. They're actually selling leather boy swim trunks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know.

[Ed Larson]

It's leather swim trucks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's so a boy drowns on vacation. That's the idea. They're all very thick. All of these are very th. But that's that for our show.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, man. Well, we gotta hurry up and buy this because we're gonna be in Huntsville.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

On March 16th at the LBC center or the VBC Center. The Von Braun center.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. You're gonna love it. And we all love Werner von Braun, our favorite American.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God. Is it named after him?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, I never put it together until this moment.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, it is named after.

[Ed Larson]

We're playing it at a place named after a Nazi.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We made him American. All right? So we have to all know. That's the effect.

[Ed Larson]

We're all sitting there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We've made him American.

[Ed Larson]

This whole stuff with Julie is a joke. This is serious.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I actually think that you'd be surprised. Natalie says this to me all the time. She tells me all this time about joke. She's like, oh, you joke. You say it's just a joke. But I also heard you at one point say, henry, all jokes are true. And I said, parts of jokes are true. And. And thoughts behind jokes can be true. But this is. This is just history, Eddie. Werner von Brau started this theater so that he could do his favorite play. I want to say he did the wizard of Oz several times because it reminded him of his old boss.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Because that was Hogan's Heroes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Adolf Hitler's. One of his favorite movies was Wizard. The Wizard.

[Ed Larson]

There better be a sandwich shop. And they're called Hogan's heroes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my God. Please. That would be amazing. Oh, God. Satan. Yeah. That's a great hat. It's a great tag. All right, so we did our plug. We did. We discussed Eddie's lingering fascination sexually with Nazis. But now, believe we're.

[Ed Larson]

I. I know. We were going. This is blowing my mind. It's his theater.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, Buddy. Where do you think he got. Annie got your gun?

[Ed Larson]

Annie. Annie got your gun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know what I mean? Where do you think he got. Yeah, yeah. Where do you think he got these? He's like, he's a showman. He always was. But we have to talk about another one of our favorite villains. She's back.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

My texts have not stopped ringing. I mean it, the messaging. I'm getting all day long emails. Dms. My mom reached out.

[Ed Larson]

Really?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Did you see Casey Anthony's on Tick Tock, everyone?

[Ed Larson]

Why?

[Henry Zebrowski]

My mom, My mom even, she was just like that horrible woman, but her skin looks so nice. And I was just like, no, I know, mom. Great. Also, how. Why are you on the computer? I don't want her on the computer. But Casey Anthony, in case you live under a true crime rock, you now know that Casey Anthony has started a TikTok. And even worse than a Tick Tock, she has started a sub stack. Now Casey Anthony has decided to come out swinging at the top of this. I can't believe this. The Casey Anthony. Let's, let's just start. Just you can hear. Let's go. Let's scrub through some of the video. You see her, she's very nervous up top. Because obviously she's so not used to public speaking.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. With a giant.

[Casey Anthony]

Today is Saturday, March 1, 2025. This is my first of probably many recordings on a series that I'm starting. I am a legal advocate. I am a researcher. I've been in the legal field since 2011. And in this capacity, that's 2008, feel that it's necessary if I'm going to continue to operate appropriately as a legal advocate that I start to advocate for myself.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, definitely.

[Casey Anthony]

And also advocate for my daughter. For those of you who don't know, my name is Casey Anthony. My daughter is Kaylee Anthony. My parents are George and Cindy Anthony. This is not about them. This is not in response to anything that they have said or done. That's not to say that I'm not going to respond at some point to some of the things that they have said and done. The whole point of this is for me to begin to reintroduce myself. I'm doing this both personally for me, but in a professional capacity. Moving forward, the majority of what you will see will be me speaking in a professional capacity. My goal is to continue to help give a voice to people, to give people tools and resources that they can utilize so they actually know where they can turn to.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, Casey Anthony is. She's putting herself forward as this thing, what they call a legal advocate or victims advocate. This is a term hear a lot and it is a. It's a fraught Term. It's also. It's hard. Right. Because it's for people that largely don't have the resources to hire a lawyer or have been fucked up by the system for various reasons. Either they, you know, they've been rolled through the CPS system, they've been rolled through various things and they need help. So these, these legal advocates are people that sort of come out and some of them are on one side of the spectrum where they have a lot of experience in training, education. A lot of them used to be lawyers or people that want to be in law enforcement. And they are looking to do pro bono work to help people. And I'm going to say that's one side of the spectrum.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And on the other side of this. Good. Yes, it's fine. It's utterly fine.

[Ed Larson]

Some. Some people need help.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You do need help. It is hard when you don't have. It's definitely difficult. If you don't have the money, you.

[Ed Larson]

Can'T hire a lawyer. You have a public defender, if you're lucky or you're getting sued and you don't have money, hire a lawyer.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. But then on the other side of all of this, you have Casey Anthony. So now Casey Anthony is the exact worst problem that something like legal advocacy has. Because it's Casey Anthony.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And the second you're standing next to Casey Anthony, you are involved in Casey Anthony's life, her baggage, every single thing attached to her. She is a human anchorage and a child murderer now.

[Ed Larson]

Devil's advocate.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, so you're gonna. So this is you. You're fighting for cases.

[Ed Larson]

Not fighting for. I'm asking questions. If someone was accused of murdering their child, would Casey Anthony not be a really good legal advocate for them?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yes, absolutely. If you want that involvement. You know what I mean? If you want that involvement. Sure. It could be. If you're also what seems to be accused of mur. Child. And there seems to be heaps and heaps of evidence against you, but then you happen to also like sucking your lawyer's penis. I think that Casey would do a really. That she'd be perfect for you because I do think that the most of Casey Anthony's legal information does come from her former lawyer's balls. And they seems to. She believes that it has kind of spread through her brain. Now, I just important to know that the worst part about something like this is because of the words victim advocacy. Yes. People need help right now more than ever. We got. You know, this divide's coming harder than you could possibly imagine we are going to have more people having less and more people having more than ever before.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. And when desperation hits, that's when crime goes up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Of course. Yeah, it's very natural and it's also very difficult. But another thing that then gets pushed onto those that don't have that much money is that when you are looking for somebody to help you, you feel, I think, a lot, you look at the term victim advocate and you're like, this is somebody who cares. This is somebody that wants to help no matter what it is that they think, whatever they, they want to put aside their own lives and they want to altruistically help me. But I have to stress, I just gotta let you get through your heads just a little bit. Is that those people, it's why the grift is so hard in that world.

[Ed Larson]

It is and it does it a lot. And you see it in this world and then you also see basically people in legal trouble that don't deserve it. That or our victims are very easily.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Taken advantage of, easily manipulated. If you're in a desperate set of circumstances, you're looking for any help that you can get. So sometimes you're going to take whoever shows up. But the thing is, is that again, why it's. All this gets kicked to us is that you have to vet these motherfuckers so thickly. You need to, you need to, when you're getting something, just remember the statement, there's no such thing as a free lunch. You're going to have to pay for it in one way or another. So you just have to figure out what it is you're willing to pay. You look into these people you read about, you call people that they've worked with. You need to dig into the lives of the advocates that are working for you because if you don't, you don't. You got it. You just have to know who these people are.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, A good way to do that I always, always find is like literally Google their name, word scandal next to.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It or just like that. Or I mean, do the legwork. Call a guy's former boss. Yeah, do it be like, what, who's this person? Send an email. Because especially if you need help, that help also has to be good. Because the worst, also the worst part is that when you desperately need help, you need big money help. You don't need the shitty guy who, the person who just rolls up from the, the Petco that you met while you were getting your cat groom said that she's got a lot of ideas about to help you with your tenant advocacy. Because they don't know. Go to a real place. And especially don't go to Casey Anthony.

[Ed Larson]

No, certainly don't go to Casey Anthony. And by the way, I. While. While you've been talking. It's beautifully said, by the way, I will say I've been trying to find out how to hire Casey Anthony. Just out of curiosity, how do we get her? How do we get her?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, because my back hurts.

[Ed Larson]

There is no way can we get her because I want to. I've been searching. I'm on like page five of Google. I don't know how to h. Hire her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I do believe that if you're in the Fort Lauderdale area and you. And you have a cyber truck, if you're. I think that if you waive a hundred dollar bill while driving a cyber truck around Fort Lauderdale, she will just show up.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so, like, you'd actually be surprised. I feel like she'll just, like, she'll just materialize being like, ah, there's money and attention here.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shots on us. If you say that she'll eventually show up like a genie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. Especially Zanny bars. She's got Danny bars. She's gonna love that. Just remember that. Casey Anthony. If she actually g. Shit, we wouldn't know she was doing this until it was. She was doing it already. Just know that her sticking her dumb ass face into social media to get herself back into the fucking news cycle. This is all this is doing. And yeah, we're. We're doing it exactly what she wants, which is.

[Ed Larson]

We are talking about exactly what she wants. We're telling her to go fuck herself. But people are definitely going to like this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, because the problem is that there are. There are unfortunately very dumb and innocent people that don't understand that this is a very bad person and that what this person is going to do is hollow you out and leave you empty.

[Ed Larson]

It's hard to remember that this, like, you know, 2008 is almost 20 years ago.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I know again, I was just a lot of.

[Ed Larson]

There's a lot of people who are younger that just look like someone. This is someone who triumphed over a bad thing and don't really realize how evil she actually is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, dude. And I know we're supposed to be. Keep. Keep saying allegedly and then all this kind of. But that I'm sick of this garbage, especially with Casey Anthony, because I don't care. Because you know what? Even if. Even if. Yeah, all right, you go through all of this, let's just say in some kind of snowballs, hell and chance that she is innocent. You mean to tell me she wants more of this?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, she wants more.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She wants more scandal, she wants more attention. She wants to drag this up more. She wants to name her dead daughter again on a fucking social media for.

[Ed Larson]

Her like she's still alive.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like, yeah, fuck that bitch. Also like look her sub stack. Oh good, you can go give her a hundred hundred dollars a year for her substance. It's always about money.

[Ed Larson]

10 bucks a month for her horrible opinion.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everything's a money grab then this is the worst thing right now is that we're seeing every. Everybody's doing everything for the sake of a money grab, which I do understand. There's no help coming and it feels very, very scary. So everybody feels like they got to get in on the grift, but you got to understand the grift universe will eventually end.

[Ed Larson]

I don't know, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, it's one way or another, buddy.

[Ed Larson]

You know, if you are a victim. Victim. I think it's very important. We've already said it. Know that people are coming for you because you're you making. The fact that you're already a victim makes you an easy target. And you know, I. When both of my parents died, I had people calling me non stop trying to get money out of me, telling me my parents owed them money and people from Egypt telling me that my mom was a. You know, like it was crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know how many happens?

[Ed Larson]

And now the. The grift I see all the time is because. Because we're lonelier than ever.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah.

[Ed Larson]

A lot of people don't go out, they don't have, they don't associate. Social media, it keeps us connected, but we don't go to each other's houses, we don't see each other anymore. So people are actually very lonely. And so the grift I keep getting on my phone and I'm. Luckily I'm smart enough to realize it's a grift, but people just start. Hey, how you doing?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah, you want to get sushi.

[Ed Larson]

Tomorrow from a number you don't know?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

And every time it's someone preying on other people's loneliness just to get you to respond. And then like it starts off all easy. Cuz I've practiced responding because I'm curious, you know, I'm like, oh no, I'm fine. You know, is we, you know, who is this? Oh, you don't remember me? How did you not save my number and stuff like that. And they start blaming you for. For doing something wrong. And then the next thing you know, you're sending them money.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. And it's the same thing with. They do it to old people by sending them the weird phishing emails, and they're doing it to us now. You think you're past it. We all do. We all think we're smart enough, we all think that we're savvy enough, that we know enough about how business sausage gets made and how the media goes. But you would be surprised. I watch. So, you know, I watch my, my, obviously my reams and reams of body cam footage. One thing that also shows up all the time is at a foreclosure, there's always somebody that's there that's getting foreclosed. And it's sad, right? I don't like watching those necessarily, but I watch it for the quote, unquote, quote tenant advocates that just kind of show up all of a sudden. It's just some person that is trying to jam their way in between all of these various things, thinking. And then you start to, like, the more and more you listen to them talk, you realize like, oh, the woman that was the former tenant promised this person money. Like, this woman's fighting. And then you realize, like, oh, no, no, no, she's doing this as some other long con into this person's life. And again, I'm not saying that they're all illegitimate.

[Ed Larson]

No, there's. They're probably mostly legitimate.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Mostly. But. But the thing is, is that. That being said, you have to fight for yourself.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You have to fight for yourself. You have to know who the hell it is you're talking to when you decide to put your name next to somebody else. Especially in. In any of these matters. When it comes to, you know, child custody or like, all immigration. Immigration, you need to fucking very much so trust who these people are.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So just. You got to do your homework.

[Ed Larson]

I remember when speaking of this, to get last, you know, not to get too crazy on it, but speaking of immigration and people taking advantage of disparate people, when I was working down at the border, we wanted to interview a coyote, you know, and like, just be like, well, let's talk to these people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now. These are. If you're talking about the. The people that bring people across the border. Not the dogs.

[Ed Larson]

Not the dogs. I was. Look, I mean, I just want to hang. I don't want to interview coyotes is a hang. And then we're going to kill some Roadrunners.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, dude, I want to do shots with the coyote.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the coyote who brings people across the border illegally, we wanted to find one. And the way we actually found one to interview was a immigration lawyer in Brownsville, Texas, knew the coyote. The coyote was his brother. Y and so he would sit there and he'd get people who get get caught coming over the border and then he would. And they would get sent back and then he would give them right back to his brother, the coyote. It was a horrible little circle that they had going and they were evil as hell and they were paying straight gangsters.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah. And everybody's making money off of making money. And it's very difficult. Cuz again, who are we aiming towards? Extremely vulnerable people.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

People that are easy to roll.

[Ed Larson]

And so if you want to do people recognize it and know that people are coming for you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cuz anybody could be one of these things. You could go, I looked at all up because obviously Joel helped me research. There are like programs that you could do to be a quote unquote legal advocate. But mostly there's like things that you could just fill out. You get a certificate. Yeah. And then you just like, yeah, I'm a minister. You know what I mean?

[Ed Larson]

Like I could also a minister.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Same thing. You could just click, click. So it's. It's as strong as being a priest. From the boogie down streets of Queens to a pile of beans. A new cup of piping hot polish. Italian java. Last podcast on the left and Spring Heeled Jack coffee are rising from the rubble with the new brew on Butterfly Dudes Blue eyed land. Nothing to do with any moth based entity. Tea. Don't even think about it. This is a butterfly dude. Don't mind the blue eyes. He's just Caucasian. Our new proprietary roast might seem eerily similar, but don't let your tongue deceive you. It's a butterfly dude. Rose. This is the butterfly dude's blue eye blend. Entirely delicious. And not just the same themes. Butterfly Dude's blue eye blend from the cocoon to your room. Shopping's hard, right? But there's a better way. Stitch Fix Online personal styling makes it easy. With Stitch Fix you get a stylist who understands your style, size and budget and they do all of the shopping for you. I am completely genuine when I say I started my new fashion journey for myself on Stitch Fix. It really works. They send you high quality material and then you can send it right back if you don't want it. You try it on there's it's painless. It actually I mean this I'm a genuine user of Stitch Fix of many years and they really, they really will dress you right especially if you're shaped like a Weeble wobble. They for some reason they know what to do. So trust Stitch Fix. The stylist is there to help you accept their help. Men make style easy. Get started today@stitch fix.com lastpod that stitch fix.com lastpod this podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace gives you everything you need to offer services and get paid all in one place. Seems amazing, right? Right. It's because it is. From consultations to events and experiences, showcase your offerings with a customizable website designed to attract clients and grow your business. Which is good because let's just say I need it. You know, as you may or may not know, I lost horse picks.com in a very, very public and embarrassing auction to a young man by the name of Charlie Bucket who has decided to take my Horse Picks and drive it towards the right. Some of the incendiary horse picks that I've seen, including Steve Bannon on a Clydesdale. One of the worst I saw was Ivanka Trump inside of a mayor. And I know that this is not the direction that I saw horsepix.com and and that little boy, I didn't know that he'd become a full fledged Nazi and and grow his hair into broccoli shapes and do all sorts of things I don't understand. Which is why I've started started emupaintings.com thank you Squarespace, because emupaintings.com are these really, it's an exceptional way for me to get you paintings of emus in various positions that emus would normally be. And in a way I find it both amusing and inspiring to see what emus can do using the painter's brush and imagination. And if it wasn't for Squarespace, I would be absolutely F'd to the gills. That's the term for being absolutely s out of luck. Squarespace, thank you for streamlining your workflow with built in tools because I would not have been able to get this website up fast enough due to the legal fees I've received and the personal heartache and my own health deteriorating. I just want to say thank you Squarespace for all your help and emu paintings.com is going to be just as good and just as funny and relevant. I promise. Head to squarespace.com left for a free trial when you're ready to launch Use offer code left to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. It's always nice to keep your money where you can see it. I want my money to sit in a big pile of silver rocks that I sit upon. And if you want get it from me, you have to kill me. But not everyone's like me. See, traditional big wireless carriers also seem they like to keep your money too. And that drives me quasi. If you're tired of high wireless bills, bogus fees and free perks that actually cost more in the long run, you're gonna want to switch to Mint Mobile. Mint Mobile offers premium plans starting at $15 per month with high speed data and unlimited talk and text on the nation's largest 5G network. Plus, you can keep your phone and number all your contacts. Lucky you. You'll never miss a text when you're on Mint Mobile because it is everywhere, ubiquitous. Like the pain of being man. Go and save your money with Mint Mobile. If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans@mint mobile.com lpotl that's mint mobile.com lpotl Upfront payment of $45 for 3 month 5 gigabyte plan required, equivalent to $15 a month. New customer offer for first 3 months only. Then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra. See Mint Mobile for details.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And that brings us to our next bit of news. Papu is indeed the il Papu.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Pope Francis still almost dead as of this recording. We don't know what's happening tomorrow. I'm say, curse aside, stories probably going to be dead by the time you hear this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Fingers crossed.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, but he's still alive. He suffered two new acute respiratory crisises yesterday.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm so cute about him. Do they have little mice in there? They're all hanging out.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. Copious amounts of mucus were pulled out of his lungs during two bronchoscopies. Wow. I don't know how to say that. Bronchoscopies. Bronchoscopies.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is my question. Yeah, all right. You're with the Pope. He's going, bring me a boy. Bring me a boy. And they're like, you're in the hospital. We can't. We can't heal Papua. And they pull the mucus out of the Pope. Now every other fluid out of the Pope is magical.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, like, you want to get kissed by the Pope, you want to get licked by the Pope, you want to be washed by the Pope, you want to get tongued by the Pope. Would not his mucus be holy.

[Ed Larson]

Are we. Of course it is. First of all. But are we sure it's mucus could become. He could have swallowed come, and it could have went into his lungs. He could have sucked so much dick.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep.

[Ed Larson]

That there's come in his lungs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're right.

[Ed Larson]

And they're in this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're right. And I actually didn't even answer this question myself. I should have.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Sometimes when you suck a lot of dick, you could drown and come. And that might be what's happening to Pope Francis right now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Wow. I. I hope for his sake, because, you know, in the end, he died doing what he loved.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And you know what? And if the come is holy, then he should be able to breathe through it because it's holy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's. That's funny. Yes. I knew what you're saying. But. But again, if the come is holy.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I feel like he should have been healed. He should have been younger. I thought that the more dick he sucked, the younger he'd get.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because right now he is looking, sadly, a bit like Colin Farrell from the Penguin, and he's got some.

[Ed Larson]

Much worse.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's got some penguin vibes.

[Ed Larson]

Marshmallo yellow head.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right now. He is not looking good. And if anybody. I'm not going to spoil the ending of conflict, Tootsie. You know he does. He is the tootsie of popes. He is Pope Tootsie. If. If anybody's seen Enclave, I'm not going to conclave.

[Ed Larson]

What I say, spoiler alert. You said Enclave. You forgot to see before the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What's an enclave? I think this is a place people hang out.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Or like when rocks fall on a car.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Cool. Yeah, I like that better. Conclave. If you haven't seen it. I. I won't spoil the ending for you, but these bishops have the very. They have the funniest thing they could do possibly in their hands.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is. We have a shot here to really shake things up. And that's why I'm putting forward my bid for new Pope Pope Shakira.

[Ed Larson]

Pope Shakira.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Would be together at you, my dear.

[Ed Larson]

She's in trouble, right?

[Henry Zebrowski]

She needs the money. Well, I'll bail her out. What does she need?

[Ed Larson]

She. She got in trouble with money, so.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why. What does she need? What does she need help with? I think we need to help Shakira.

[Ed Larson]

I think. Yeah. She's not bankrupt like tax.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I like that giraffe wrote in Shakira bankrupt into Google. First thing it says, no, Shakira's a.

[Ed Larson]

Not bankrupt in Spain. That's her problem.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I can help you, Shakira.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, we can do whatever you need here. On side story.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Shakira, Tax fraud in Spain. I thought that they all just. How can you even do that in Spain?

[Ed Larson]

How much shellfish do you need?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I mean, exactly how much Pulpo are you supposed to give back a year?

[Ed Larson]

I can't believe they actually catch people doing crimes with all the naps they.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Take seriously and all the tiny plates. Like, I feel like there's like, who's got in this economy they're not having Serving full dishes of food.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Shakira was indicted for tax fraud. She shouldn't be going to jail. Shakira can't go to jail.

[Ed Larson]

She's gonna be totally fine. She. Shakira.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, she said that she was a The Bahamas, of course. Her and Jeffrey Epstein in 2023. Oh, that's. Wow. She did. She got a deal. She's fine.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, she's fine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, then she's fine.

[Ed Larson]

No, Shakira's gonna be fine. She's too. I mean, she's too. Shakira.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Pope Shakira. Think about it. She's having a hard time selling tickets. And if she goes out there, man, that first man. The first Pope with a GD Badonka Dungeon punk. Because I was saying this about. I was thinking about this.

[Ed Larson]

The outfits aren't great for that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, what do you mean?

[Ed Larson]

The Pope outfits. You can't see ass through that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. Well, Pope Franchusco. Whatever his name is.

[Ed Larson]

Good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Squeaky clean.

[Ed Larson]

Imagine a short skirt pope.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, God, that makes me hard. Like, just thinking about it would be so much fun because, you know, the Pope nice Pope had. Hypocrite Pope nice Francis is the only nice Pope. That's what I mean. Hypocrite Pope hypocrite. Would he. He did was. He technically revolutionized the papal outfit because he technically toned it down. He famously made it less opulent after Pope Benedict, the former openly Nazi Pope, who I actually even like even more because of the refreshing honesty. Because he at least was just openly evil. Like the Pope Benedict. He was on all doing all the pomp and circumstance. He did all the big hats. He did all the ornate clothing. The Pope hypocrite. He kind of pulled it back a little bit.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But now I think if Pope Shakira gets in there. Nothing I'd like better think about that.

[Ed Larson]

I would love it if the next pope wasn't pure evil.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If one that. No only pure evil. More evil.

[Ed Larson]

You Think so?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Makes it easier to hate the Catholic Church. Dude, we don't need them winning anything.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, dude, I want them to step on immediately.

[Ed Larson]

Talk me into it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. I want them to step on the gas pump toward their own destruction. And the more chaos from the top, the more likely it's to shake apart.

[Ed Larson]

So Steve Bannon.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Be a great pope.

[Ed Larson]

Pope Bannon.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Pope flooding his own. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Biden. He's a Catholic.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know.

[Ed Larson]

He's available. Biden, he's old as hell.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I can't have having him kneel all the time.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, he's. He's the one person that doesn't have to kneel.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Think about how long that fucking mass is going to be with him. Shuffling. Hey, hey, hey. Let me be clear. Hey, listen here, Jack. I know my buddy. I have a friend named Jesus Christ. He used to be working at a Mexican restaurant. Hey, come here, Jack. Here. Listen here, friend. Listen here, Papa poo. I'm gonna tell you something I know. All right? I do. 1, 2, 3, 4. Angela Merkel said the big set, the biggest set of Ding Dongs I've seen outside of my. Oh, sweet, sweet wife.

[Ed Larson]

Set of Ding Dongs. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know. I don't know. He's not. He. Biden.

[Ed Larson]

You know. No, seriously, all of them. Yes. I just.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Every single one of them.

[Ed Larson]

Even the ones I like. I hate.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I hate everyone.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm trying to think if there's a single leader I could remotely stand.

[Ed Larson]

I like Bernie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Him, too.

[Ed Larson]

I mean. Yes. And he would second that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I know he would tell you.

[Ed Larson]

That makes him. Good. Good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, he's gonna go meet. Oh, yeah. Biden met with the Pope. Maybe that's what happened. Oh, he's so close.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. He's touching him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, he sucked the last life out of him.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what Biden thought.

[Ed Larson]

Made it through.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Whoa.

[Ed Larson]

The Pope's energy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. Let me be clear. Let me be care. Pope Hypocrite. A thinner. I'm gonna give you the thinner deserts.

[Ed Larson]

Whoa.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's sucking on his little baby hairs. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

The Pope's looking into his eye. They're touching foreheads in this picture. This is literally looking into his eyes, like, please don't kill me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is how I hang out with me. Well, hopefully the Pope will die soon, because then we can all go. Oh, man, I. I just wish that we could vote from home.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, well, we don't get a vote.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, we don't. Watch Conclave. I'm fascinated with the. Because I'm a former Catholic turned Satanist, I am fascinated with the machinations of the Vatican.

[Ed Larson]

And I can't believe as someone who hates Catholicism with every ounce of their body, I can't believe how much I liked Conclave.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, is I watch the con. I watch things that take place within the Catholic universe just because of. I know how jealous this makes Mormons. Like Mormons wish they had this level of importance and pomp and circumstance.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. You can't be a Pope with a backpack.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They just. These Mormons are fucking slow. And so right now, if Catholics want to take the lead, I would say I was thinking about this with Lori Valo. So Larry Valo thinks she's a goddess, which I find interesting because she's got absolutely no butt. And if you look at every single.

[Ed Larson]

Coming from a non butt haver.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is what I'm saying. I'm not a fertility God. But if you look at any version of any form of painting of a so called goddess throughout, pretty much all of humankind, they got that touch.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which I find interesting. So if Catholicism wants to take the ring right now. Now. Push forward.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If we could have a push forward papacy. I feel like maybe some. Because what brings everyone together? A big awesome butt.

[Ed Larson]

Hiney's bring everyone together.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everybody likes time and I feel like it's good for everybody.

[Ed Larson]

Breasts do a good job too. But I feel like the hineys really bring it together. Like even like I'm a breast man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Myself and I still think that for the Pope he needs to have a big ass.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And then people who like to look at men, they also love a male Heiney.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what I'm saying.

[Ed Larson]

So Heine's good for everybody.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everybody.

[Ed Larson]

People like going. Some people go to baseball games just for the hines.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what I do.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Henry Zebrowski]

People in the stands.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. People in the stance.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's not the only mysterious almost death. It's sad because God, I just. We'll get him.

[Ed Larson]

Get off your Pope box for one second.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Just. Oh God. I just love watching them die and they don't happen enough.

[Ed Larson]

It really is only going to be the fourth Pope we've seen die.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Paul, when did pope first Pope John first died?

[Ed Larson]

He died before Pope John. So this is gonna be our third Pope. Isn't that crazy?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

In our lifetime. This is only going to be our.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Third Pope and like our ninth President. Yeah, yeah. It's Pope. But the last one was. Yeah, I think it was Benedict. Was John Paul ii.

[Ed Larson]

John Paul ii. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's it. I mean Pope John Paul II. He was 1978 before we were born.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Man, I'd love to see the corpses of each one of these old men.

[Ed Larson]

It's not hard to see.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm just looking at a pantheon of old men faces.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Kill each one.

[Ed Larson]

They're all Popes. And Leo, let's get big button.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Let's get a big butt in the Vatican.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now sadly, someone's big butt is never going to go to the Vatican. That is the beloved movie star now, unfortunately past Gene Hackman.

[Ed Larson]

Gene Hackman.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No one ever thought.

[Ed Larson]

I love Gene Hackman.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We all do. And I don't think any human being ever thought. Thought like if you were going to put money in this, this is why we need to tie in with one of our. They're not a, what is it? A gaming app, Right? Wink wink, what they're called now? Yes, yes. They're online gaming that you could put money towards and make money back from. Right Rob? Yes, yes, that's the legal way to say it. Right. Legally. Legally. Now. No. If we could have set up a pool on one of these gaming apps, we would have made so much money.

[Ed Larson]

Did we say Gene Hackman was gonna die?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, but just not that. Gene Heckman's not only gonna die, but then you set all the parlays. Mysterious wife dies too.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dog dies. One of three dogs died.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's like a hundred and sixty five, 000 to one payout.

[Ed Larson]

It is a really. No one. I've never seen anything like this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We should set more of these up. We should do this where we should do a real death pool and set a super, super, super specific death and see if it pops up. Because this is craps.

[Ed Larson]

When you vote for Snake, when you try to go Snake Eyes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You did this this year, but he wasn't on the list. No, of course not. Well, because with Gene Hackman we assume.

[Ed Larson]

He wasn't gonna die.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, I will. I assumed he was gonna pass, but I didn't think it would be with this much news attached to it.

[Ed Larson]

Well, I think it makes sense. He's been in so many mystery movies and thrillers and like, it's only fitting that he has a very mysterious death.

[Henry Zebrowski]

For those of you that don't know, I' everybody does. So Gene Hackman, when we, we grew up with Gene Hackman, he was legitimately an absolutely massive movie star.

[Ed Larson]

No one's. Yeah. No one was bigger. He was in almost every Movie. And he was always a badass.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, and it's funny because I think that as an as when you're watching him when you were younger, you didn't really kind of understand just how good he now. Now as an adult, looking back, I find it interesting that people talked about Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, all these other actors. But like Gene Hackman, the way he fucking holds that shit down.

[Ed Larson]

Got more Oscars than Pacino.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I just rewatched the French Connection. Holy shit. He's frightening in the French Connection. And just look at this killer's row. Superman. He was Lex Luthor. The only good Lex Luthor probably. I would say he was great. Oh, ants.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everybody's favorite bug based movie made by a pedophile.

[Ed Larson]

You ever see Reds So good. A Bridge Too Far. Unbelievable.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah. Twilight's a good movie. They're all good. Extreme Measures is a good fucking movie movie.

[Ed Larson]

Mississippi Burning.

[Henry Zebrowski]

His performance in the bird cage is also absolutely fantastic.

[Ed Larson]

And get Shorty. But it's hilarious to get shorty.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And guess how he died? In the most mysterious way possible.

[Ed Larson]

We don't even know how he died.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now this is truly. We kind of thought like normally the side stories curse hits and it sucks. But this was one of the first time we were like, you know, good. Like this allows some information to play out.

[Ed Larson]

But we've gotten a little bit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But almost none.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We now know that Gene Hackman was. He was found dead in his home in Santa Fe, New Mexico. He was very. He was connected to his whole community. He was found dead with him and his wife, Betsy Arakawa, 65 years old, 30 years younger, 95 years young. Gene Hackman. And there's also. There was two different side of the stories. There's one side of the story that said that the local restaurant that he used to go to all the time said that Gene Hack Pacman, that he was starting to his hail, his health was failing.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And his wife was taking even more and more total control of his. Of his like day to day.

[Ed Larson]

They were right. They were becoming recluses.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what they were saying. They were slowly pulling away.

[Ed Larson]

As you do when you're 95, but the wife's 65.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And they've specifically been very public for a very long time. They've been active members of that community for a long time. And his kids, Gene Hackman surviving kids. They also said we actually last time we talked to. To our father, he was in really good shape. We talked to him. But interestingly enough the kids had not talked to him for several months. Which they said also was majorly out of character.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We now know that he was found dead. He was found, I believe, in his bathroom. They have the. We don't know exactly what it is. His mud room. And his wife was found. Right. So they were found. He was found, was believe in the home's mudroom. He had fallen suddenly. He was found wearing sweatpants, long sleeve T shirt and slippers.

[Ed Larson]

Mud room is a good name for the bathroom though. Cuz you're just making mud in there, baby.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not me. Sometimes I'm making rabbit pellets if I'm on my diet. Now Arakawa was found in the bathroom near the front door of the house. The door to the bathroom was open. Arawa was on the ground wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt. An opened orange prescription bottle and scattered pills were seen on a countertop near Arakawa. All right. A space heater was also seen near our Arakawa's head. Now this is the first thing. Now we also know that.

[Ed Larson]

Was it on?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. Now we also know that Gene Hackman was dead for at least nine days.

[Ed Larson]

At least. Now that's when the pacemaker stopped.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Still no public information about the toxicology reports on the wife. Except for both. They was ruled that carbon monoxide was not what killed them.

[Ed Larson]

Which is what it looked like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Very much so. It looked. That is what it looked like. Like. And then you wonder, was it made to look like that? Well, certain pathologists saying that they don't think the companion suicide was. They don't know if it was mutual suicide.

[Ed Larson]

They would be next to each other.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We don't know.

[Ed Larson]

Why would you. Why would they be separated?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Maybe one was more willing than the other. And then you. Maybe you've taken the pills and it's already too late.

[Ed Larson]

It seems like to me if I could armchair detective here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You have to.

[Ed Larson]

It looks like Hackman died and she killed herself.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what they're saying. But we get it. We don't quite know why was the.

[Ed Larson]

Dog in the closet?

[Henry Zebrowski]

One of the weirdest factors of this whole thing. One of their three dogs was found dead in a closet of the bathroom where Arakawa's body was discovered.

[Ed Larson]

It was in a kennel. In the closet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It was in a kennel in the closet. So we don't know what the hell it was. The other two dogs found alive, assuming.

[Ed Larson]

It starved to death.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Again, we're not quite certain. Has not been publicly released yet. Deputies found the door dog. What if you're fun, you know what I mean, if you got a free Wednesday, you know, like sometimes I'll just go do one. They asked me to go in there and I always go look for. I'm always around. I'm always getting in there. But they say it's. They found the door to Hackman in Arakara's home unsecured and open.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. If it's open in a gated community. You're telling me there isn't security driving by these houses every goddamn day? At some point.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know or if. If you're that closely paying attention. But it's also Gene Hackman. He was a known quantity in the. In the room. He really was. They have two cell phones were collected. They are getting access to it. And then I love the end of this. It says what movies was Gene Hackman? And she's like, well, you cbs? Yeah, we don't need to do your cbs. Okay. He's. He's Gene Hackman.

[Ed Larson]

Welcome to Moose Port, you piece of. That's all you get over it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Have you heard of the conversation? This is a God. His house was beautiful. His house is really, really beautiful.

[Ed Larson]

Santa Fe. It's Gene Ackman. It deserves a beautif. He put in the full. I know what I always love Gene Hackman because he didn't get famous until his 40s.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, he's. And he was a real actor. Marine. He used to beat the fuck out of people.

[Ed Larson]

Scary as hell.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Difficult man. Morgan Freeman said that he was the only actor he was ever physically afraid of.

[Ed Larson]

But they're also great friends.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Because he used to. He's one of those where if you busted his balls, he liked you a lot.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, he liked men who stood their ground.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, he was one of those.

[Ed Larson]

Guys if you were tough, he got. But if you loved you, he loved you. And if he hated you, he fudgeing hated you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But also old school, which I also like, fam. Old school. Hardcore Democrat.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like was it like they talked about. I was reading all about his are stealing our money. I love that he did. When he played Popeye Doyle, the police officer in the French Connection, he had to say a bunch of racial slurs. And apparently he had to be talked into it very hardcore by William Fredkin. And he said that he used to per. William Fredkin's an too. But he's. He's also a great director and he used to torture Gene Hackman to get him angry. And if you watch that mov. That movie is wild, dude. That movie is the French connections.

[Ed Larson]

You know, they use real bullets in the ending.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

And they're in the shootout in the end.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's brutal. That is a. And Gene Hackman is just so good. It's just one of those where you forget what actors used to be like.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like. And you watch them sometimes and you just like. Because nowadays I feel like a lot of times I'll watch some actors and you can kind of. I. I don't know if anybody feels like this where you watch a movie and you feel like you see the script.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like I'm watching someone. I'm just seeing lines of dialogue on a page. And when I'm watching Gene Hackman, I forget that he's an actor.

[Ed Larson]

It's crazy because you think about Unforgiven. He's so terrifying and intimidating in that movie. And he's like in his mid to late 60s. That shit's crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's the movie. Morgan Freeman said that he was desperately afraid of him on. And then also he was exceptional as Lex Luther.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

As a comedic roll. These just was one of those old school guys that could do it all. And I guess he left us just like he always did in the films, wanting more. So now we'll find out. We are going to find out. Obviously this is going to be a story that rolls out over the next couple of weeks. Longer and longer. I. I personally believe that why they are holding back some information on the wife is because they know something that we don't know. And I think that that's. We. We will find out.

[Ed Larson]

It's an investigation. We're not. We. We shouldn't know anything yet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We just don't. Yeah. We don't know very little.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. No. As we should, man. But nuts. Also the pacemaker thing. I think armchair medical examiner here, he has to be.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why.

[Ed Larson]

Why do we put WI fi in these things? So we know when they stop. Everything else is WI fi. You know, sprinklers have WI fi.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know you know if you know.

[Ed Larson]

But the thing is like an Apple watch. If he was wearing an Apple Apple watch.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do I really need to have another app? Do I need to have an app connected to my heart?

[Ed Larson]

It sounds like you're gonna need a pacemaker.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I already.

[Ed Larson]

Already do.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I do need one, though. They. I don't know. They can hook up to your Bluetooth.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is what I'm saying. I don't need. My dishwasher has an app.

[Ed Larson]

I know, but this seems more important than your dishwasher.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't want any more apps. I'm done.

[Ed Larson]

I'm out. I think. But I'm saying if you did get one more app for your pacemaker, you might want it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, actually, unfortunately, Marco sort of talked me into one. He was working on one. He said, have you tried this new app? It's been helping him emotionally regulate. And I was like, what is it? He's like, have you heard of this thing called Grindr? And I have just been. Just been so busy with these therapists I keep meeting.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, you gotta talk to these guys.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do these guys work with better help? Because some of these guys are rough around the edges.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, I. I like. Grindr was great for me, but, you know, I like a female male therapist. And so they were. There were so few on there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You ever go on Snapper?

[Ed Larson]

Oh, no. Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's for lesbians.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay. Snapper is great. Snapper is one of my favorite. It's called.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, it's real.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. No, I actually did not know that that was real. No, I don't know. I did not know. No, Snapper is what I was making up because I was gonna say you could get. You. You can sign up for Cunt of the day.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, wow.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Really forward thinking on Snap. They're not a sponsor. Not a sponsor sponsor.

[Ed Larson]

But it's. If you want to get snapped, go ahead and get that app.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Absolutely. Snapper.

[Ed Larson]

Barely even nowhere perfect. Okay, so let's get to some. Oh, and shout out David Johansson. We love you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, we miss you. Also, you know what I want to say about David Johansson's death. Nobody had the balls to call him Buster Poindexter. That's how I knew him.

[Ed Larson]

That's how you do it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I didn't even know the New York Dolls existed until I met Marcus Parks. The only person I knew was Buster Poy Dexter. And that was my David Bowie.

[Ed Larson]

But he wasn't listed as that in Scrooge.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, he never was.

[Ed Larson]

He should have been. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I thought he was Buster Point Dexter. And I don't know why people, why we've all decided to forget about Buster Point Dexter.

[Ed Larson]

Well, now that he's dead and he's in hell, you know what he's saying? Hot, hot, hot.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think he's in hell.

[Ed Larson]

No, he's probably in dirt. There's nothing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, there's dirt.

[Ed Larson]

There's nothing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's.

[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Ed Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

Right, Real quick, Chicago has this fucking. We just wanted to quickly touch upon what I think might be one. I look this up. One of the youngest serial killer killers ever. Yeah, this is a. They are now applying six homicides to this young man.

[Ed Larson]

Antonio Reyes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, Antonio Reyes. Now this was in Chicago.

[Ed Larson]

He's been in jail for five years now and he tried to kill a cellmate when he was in jail.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, this guy is. I'm gonna say irate. Yeah. And it is. This is. He came out there. They think there's a. Five new charges are just been brought against him. He was already in custody and they have. They are describing the mur as serial murderers. Not that Angelo. Not that Reyes. You just pulled that up. No, not the soccer player. Not the famous soccer player. And yeah, he did try to kill us.

[Ed Larson]

It was.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Tried to kill his roommate. I'm gonna call him mate.

[Ed Larson]

All right, fine. You're just for fun.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, his roommate.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, his roommate. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

With roommates like these who need cellmates.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah. Shanks for the memories. Yeah, but he has. So he's killed five other people. He killed six people total. But the thing is that's driving me crazy about this is these all seem like passion. Not passion, but like in the heat of the moment kills.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I am going to say that now that I'm really diving into this. He's a spree killer more than anything else than a serial killer.

[Ed Larson]

This takes from March 2nd of 2020 to November 9th of 2020.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, he shot people. He shot one group of people while trying to kill someone. Specifically, he was trying to kill a 16 year old boy and then killed kids that were in the car with him.

[Ed Larson]

No, he didn't kill the kids. The kids he's getting caught for. He killed the 31 year old father and then the. The kids that were in the car were. He's getting attempted murder for those.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay, he just got him.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, he's tagged them. Yeah, they're not. They all live.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But he's still like. A lot of this seems to I am going to say now that I'm looking this. A lot of this might be gang activity and some kind of other type of personal.

[Ed Larson]

But he didn't rob these people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think it could be past that. You know what I mean? A lot of times it's not about direct attack random.

[Ed Larson]

That's why it took so long to.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Find the See that'll be very, very interesting. And that is. That's not good.

[Ed Larson]

And then you call it first degree murder. I feel like that's like a problem because I don't know if they are necessarily first degree murders.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. I mean unless it is. If they are if he I believe if he walks out and purposely goes to shoot people in general that's enough.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

To be considered first degree. If he is that normally it's. If you did not basically if you did not leave the house that day thinking you were going to kill somebody. It can be anything. But first degree like if it happens on accident if it happens during a fight.

[Ed Larson]

I think he just had a gun on him and got. And he got an argument when on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Road rage or some it sounds like though if they're saying it's first degree they. They think that maybe. Wow. Yeah. One victim was killed when he went to the gas station to buy a pop. Another victim was sitting in a parked car with a friend on Palm Sunday afternoon. Another victim's only crime was taking his family to buy a new puppy.

[Ed Larson]

That's a guy who was killed in front of his kids. They were on their way to buy a new new puppy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Did they get the puppy? I hope they better at honestly I'd say you.

[Ed Larson]

I'm sure there's a puppy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're gonna have to get three puppies.

[Ed Larson]

Thing they have you're gonna have. I mean now it's a dog and it's probably neglected.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. That's very sad. Very very sad. But this is like it sounds like he did just kind of randomly decide to shoot people which and it's the.

[Ed Larson]

South side of Chicago and unfortunately there's a ton of murders there especially in 2020.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yes.

[Ed Larson]

And this is what this dirt during COVID that he's doing all this and like the beginning of COVID and so it's harder for people to get caught and it takes this long to find. I wonder if we're going to find more people like this pre killers during COVID that we weren't able to catch because everyone's busy with riots in the street and like that. And just like the hot People died in the hospitals.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It has been five years, though. So I actually don't know at this point how much. I just think that this is just crazy because it really is so deeply disconnected. Connected.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so that is so hard. It just. Yeah. And you're right. It is extremely hard to prosecute these crimes. Yeah, it's very, very hard.

[Ed Larson]

But they got the guy, the gun lined up with bullets from multiple victims, and it is his gun. So it seems like we can go ahead. I mean, he's going to stand trial, of course, and every alleged. But yeah, no, it's. It is. This fella here is in a heap of trouble for killing a bunch of people.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And he. And he. As he should.

[Ed Larson]

I think he's more of a ser. Because I think a lot of times sometimes when the younger people in, you know, like, south side of Chicago and places like that, it's usually gang activity. And this doesn't seem like it is either.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Or it's somebody that is taking advantage of the rampant gang activity in order to go and get some sick intention off of himself shooting at people and then imagining it could all be swept under the rug as gang activity.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Which seems like what happened here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep.

[Ed Larson]

But, yeah, nuts.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it is great. This is cr. It's a crazy story. It will be developed, developing. And then we have another story that is also developing here in Los Angeles. There is a gnome.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, yes. Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now, I'm not going to say in what area of town this is, but it is in the San Fernando Valley.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Was the. The gnome was caught?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I believe it. It did appear upon my next door. One of my favorite apps in the world.

[Ed Larson]

I'm a citizen. Citizen. Boy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Citizen is getting less reliable. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Lies on citizen.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And what's nice about next door is that you really, really get to find out who thinks that every black person is a criminal. Because does that. Oh, yes, it does. It does. Next door is a special place filled with the hermits of various neighborhoods of Los Angeles, and God, I love them. And this man went on a posting spree saying that he believed he had evidence of a gnome harassing him outside of his home.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, it is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And as you can see right here, clear as day, this person posted what could only be a picture of a gnome in a ring camera because nobody would wear such a tall, pointy hat.

[Ed Larson]

And have a weird little butt like this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Unlike. Unless it's me. But my. My hat was in the shop.

[Ed Larson]

It is a onesie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I could not. I was in there when this picture was taken. Because it actually has the time stamps on it.

[Ed Larson]

It is definitely a little person.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is a gnome, Eddie. Yeah, it is absolutely and utterly a gnome. And I don't think that you understand how important this is. And it seems that the gnome has been caught.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, the gnome is caught.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So the same person.

[Ed Larson]

What did the gnome do? Why are we catching it?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why? It was dinging and dashing.

[Ed Larson]

Digging and dashing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Dinging and dashing.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, dinging and dashing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. One of the worst crimes you can do in any suburb of San Fernando Valley.

[Ed Larson]

Hitting a doorbell and leaving.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, that should be allowed. One of the scariest crimes a gnome can do. But now it seems that he has escalated. According to this article, posted by the same poster not two days later. As you can see. My God, finally it's been caught. On the 22nd 7th, a naked man assaulted a 63 year old woman outside her home.

[Ed Larson]

Do we know it's the same. How do we know it's the same gnome?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's posted by the same man, Eddie.

[Ed Larson]

But yeah, but there's no way to know that this is the gnome.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This man declares that it must be the gnome.

[Ed Larson]

The man who attacked the woman though, was not dressed like a gnome.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, naked. He was naked as the new dawn.

[Ed Larson]

I, I think he was a lot of crime next to their house.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no, I think that this guy, he does like to post videos of the helicop. I have been following this man. I don't want to even name him because then you'll find out where he lives. I've been following him. I actually specifically follow his account because of his, because of his posting. This is also the man that posted the mysterious picture of the apple that said that people were harassing him in our neighborhood. Oh, and this man is scared.

[Ed Larson]

He's calling it on himself. At this point, I, at this point I want to harass him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think, think that. I do too, Eddie. I do too. But yes, he is connecting these two crimes.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I don't know if it is indeed real, but he does firmly believe in the gnome.

[Ed Larson]

How do we get Terry the Gnome to give this guy a call?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that Terry the Gnome, he. You'd know if it was Terry the Gnome because he'd be naked. He would have been the naked one. A mailbox. Just like Terry the Gnome is supposed to be stealing lemons. Even though you got a sign that says leave my lemons alone.

[Ed Larson]

It's a scurvy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what. Yeah, he's just like. I like almost. I like Edging my scurvy. Love, Terry.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, man. Does Terry ever have a. You know, get with old ladies or.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, the best. The hardest part about a. Let's say a mature full size human is headlined. Lot of times, you know me, I'm Terry. I give my all.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If I'm. I'm from the tip of my gnome feet to the very top of my gnome hat, right? I throw it all in. I am like a bucking, liquid metal cobra up against any woman's pubic muscle, right? I go right up against that bone.

[Ed Larson]

Does it matter how big they are?

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no. But find that if they're a little bit more mature, I slide all the way in.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. And then what?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I got to dig my way out. Like that guy and the whale. Yeah, yeah. The guy in that video you guys show. You got to find the light, you know, I mean, like a plant. So that's why normally I stick. That's why I stick to Shih Tzus.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. That's because the anal sex. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the. Do you know this guy? Is he part of the gnome community?

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's a part of the gnome illegal alien I'm going to call gnome I on him. That's what he needs. No, this is not. This is. According to the man that posted this. Yeah, this is not my picture, but was an image sent to me by one of my neighbors on this app who lives in the community. It was captured on their wing camera. If you have any information on who this is, please contact me. I am building up a case to take to the lapd. He is talking about being dinged and dashed by a gnome and that he's building this case against this gnome.

[Ed Larson]

And it is just like a picture of maybe a child running through the street with a gnome hat and a bodysuit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It could be. It could be Eddie. It really could be. Or. Or this is the loneliest man in the world.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my God.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And he. He is desperate for our outreach.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, well, we should definitely reach out and at least, you know, come over and ring the doorbell.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I want to go. God, I want to just go. We got to get a hat. I'll find his address. Yeah, we got to find out exactly where he is.

[Ed Larson]

You can find this guy. That's the whole point of next door, is you can find the people that post these ridiculous things.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You should be putting your straight up. Just. Also, this is a good little lesson for everybody.

[Ed Larson]

People keep commenting on. I'm wondering what to.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Lapd. You're all like, yeah, everybody. All the People are commenting as if it's real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There a lot of comments. Lot of comments.

[Ed Larson]

He takes the time to respond to all of them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, very much so. I love it, Chris. Stuff you says. Looks like he thinks he's a Teletubby from the back. Be very careful. This is the original poster. Chris, is this a joke? Look at my other posts. It's a man in a gnome costume. God, I love next door.

[Ed Larson]

You're so upset.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I love it. God.

[Ed Larson]

Do you feel safe in your neighborhood?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I'm the most dangerous person. I saw the same thing in Fresno four years ago according to Tony Starks. Hi, Tony. This is a. Interesting.

[Ed Larson]

Please explain. Is this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That was his response, lol.

[Ed Larson]

No, this is not a joke. Please see my other posts.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is a real issue in our community. I just ran the video. God, I love this guy. Maybe he's out there. So just check on your local gnomes, see if they're okay.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Let's move on. Now we have very. Do we have anything else we want to cover before I get to some letters?

[Ed Larson]

Well, there is the. The. The guy who blew up the. The people's house that he went to the wedding.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's just kind of funny because it really is just that story. It's like. Because I was looking into it, there's no connection between that. Like he went. A couple got married.

[Ed Larson]

I think you can assume he was in love with the bride.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It seemed like that guy left in the middle of the ceremony.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

With jugs and jugs of gasoline. Filled the house of the mar. With house. And then blew up the house with himself inside of it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah. I think he died on accident, though. I don't think it was a suicide.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I feel like it was. It was maybe his first time blowing something up.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah, it was his first. Yeah. And so it didn't work out, but yeah. Ton Davis and Eleni Vetos were getting married when their residence exploded, killing Anthony Aela Puebla inside as well. Yes, the wedding guest who disappeared halfway through the festivities and snuck out to the happy couple's Illinois home and blew.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It up.

[Ed Larson]

Right in the middle of the wedding.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hey, man. I mean, that's how you know they're out of the house.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. No, yeah, he was. This is not a murder. This is definitely just very upset with the people getting married even though he was invited.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See, that's the thing, is that he was in. So things were good enough to invite him or they felt weird about maybe they thought he was so out of pocket. We got to invite him.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah. No, but yeah. Know he blew up these people's house. I'm feel bad. Also in Chicago. Busy week for Chicago, but yeah. A GoFundMe is set up for the couple who lost their house and six cats.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, that's sad. The cat's making.

[Ed Larson]

The cat is. The cats are sad. He blew up all the cats.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's no reason for that. You know, there's just so many, many other ways to get revenge. Oh, wow.

[Ed Larson]

The GoFundMe already raised $62,000.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, it's a really good way to get revenge, fellas. If you got problems like that, you got to seduce one of the bridesmaids.

[Ed Larson]

You think so? Oh, yeah. I said go for the groom's mom.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, if you. Yeah, the groom's mother.

[Ed Larson]

Because she's definitely. Especially if she's, you know, a widow or something.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Has anybody ever had that side story? So potl.gmail.com. has anybody had their mom. Mom. Get by somebody at a wedding, at their own wedding? Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Let us know. I feel like that's a good story to pass around.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Nothing would make me happier.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I've never heard anything like that. I mean, I would. I mean, I've seen documentaries. I've seen videos.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah. And not at the wedding. At the hotel room later on after.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The wedding or at the wedding.

[Ed Larson]

I don't think, you know, if it happens at the wedding, maybe you keep that a secret.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Honestly, how crazy fun would that be?

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Think about this. Like, I know that your beloved, like.

[Ed Larson]

The mashed potato bar.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Can I ask, laid out, honestly, how would you feel if your good friend Mr. Pastrami.

[Ed Larson]

Uhhuh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If he went like, you love Mr. Pastrami?

[Ed Larson]

Well, I think we need to pick someone else because we. We've been friends with my family since.

[Henry Zebrowski]

6 years old, but that's how he set. That's how he set the. Okay, so it's a little too close.

[Ed Larson]

We need someone like. Like Travis.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Travis Irvine.

[Ed Larson]

Travis Irvine, I feel like, is a good. Is a good one.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And he's probably most likely, I think, of anybody on the staff or anybody I've ever known. He's the one most likely to have sex with an older elderly woman at a wedding. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He a member of a family.

[Ed Larson]

He. He's not a prostitute. Sex for, like, I don't know, Donuts. Donuts. Yeah. Dinner.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's a professional producer and an editor, so he does very well.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. He doesn't need your money.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, no. But he wants your sex. Sex. But Travis Irvine, I think like, how would you feel like if your mom was still alive and you love your mother and your mom got tipsy at the wedding.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And Travis hooked up with her.

[Ed Larson]

I mean, as long as he's nice.

[Henry Zebrowski]

To her, you'd be fine with it.

[Ed Larson]

I think so actually. Oddly enough. I mean, as long as like he's not leading her on and she doesn't fall in love and he breaks her heart. That would piss me off.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why does that make me. I feel like it's weird if like the idea that if they attempted to date. That's so much wor. Worse than just banging it out.

[Ed Larson]

I said, oh, if. As long as mom's on the board for banging it out, I think that's fine. But you know, you can't like bang her out and then she get too attached.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah. Because then you're seeing them at Thanksgiving, Christmas.

[Ed Larson]

That would happen to my mom and. But I'm down to see him at Thanksgiving and Christmas. But then that's a whole nother thing. You have to be a good person and a good father to me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's the thing is that. That was like. Like saying it about Marcus's mom in a way. You know, like about how she's so friendly and she's so sweet and it's like. It just gets to a point where it's like, you know, like it would be kind of fun to be like Marcus's dad. You know, it be kind of fun to get in there and just show up mean like as your father. I feel like, like. And I just like to just see the reaction.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, just cuz it's fun to do, you know, But I think that.

[Ed Larson]

Somebody has a single mom.

[Henry Zebrowski]

My mom.

[Ed Larson]

Rob.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Both. My mom's almost single. Say Henry. Almost single. But no, no, my dad's still alive.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Technically she refuses to flirt. She has many options.

[Ed Larson]

I mean. But this is a good idea though. Travis is obviously we've is the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I love Travis. And we. We do pay Travis. But someone. They need more money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Someone a little more well off.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I need Kum.

[Ed Larson]

Nan.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah. Kum. We love Emily.

[Ed Larson]

Emily, you're wonderful.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Sure.

[Ed Larson]

Emily. Gord.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Whatever. Emily, get out of there.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Kumel. Yeah, Please. I have your email address. I'm going to. I'm going to do it this way. I'm going to reveal to the world your phone number and email address. Unless I'm. I'm holding your personal information hostage. Yeah, you look Great.

[Ed Larson]

So attractive.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I. And I mean this right now. Someone needs to send this to him. Send this to him. If. If you don't have sex with my mom.

[Ed Larson]

Please kum.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And. And join my family.

[Ed Larson]

You have year. You have I'd say at least a couple years.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Until we're ready for you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna dox you.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So I need you to. I need you to be with my mother.

[Ed Larson]

I think that you. If you don't sleep with Henry's mother, we are going to release your personal information.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Unfortunately. Unfortunately. And I don't want it to be like this. You're forcing me to do this, Kamal. Your lack of responsibility.

[Ed Larson]

You should not have gotten so in shape.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You are forcing me. You are forcing my. My hand.

[Ed Larson]

Yes. And Henry's mother Eternal. That was a movie he was in.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh sure.

[Ed Larson]

The Eternals.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It was one.

[Ed Larson]

It was.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I got through about. I got through about a solid 15 minutes of it and I was happy to. That he is doing well.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm extremely happy that. It sucks, Rob. Yeah, it sucks. But. But he's angry his mom.

[Ed Larson]

I will finish watching the movie.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I promise.

[Ed Larson]

He promises to finish.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I promise you I will ca you my friends finish.

[Ed Larson]

He finishes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I. And guess what? I'll even do you one better. I'll throw a letterbox review for Stuber on there as well. If you could do that please. Cuz my mom won't know what hit her. Thank you everybody. Thank you for guys for helping with. Helping you with this. Look at his arms. No, he's doing great. God, he's fair you very well. I technically should just text him. We should get him in here. I'd love to. Of course he's doing the rounds.

[Ed Larson]

Probably not anymore.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh whatever. Oh whatever he could like. He should be so lucky to my mother.

[Ed Larson]

All right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

She's good at making food cut some of this. You do. You're too good looking.

[Ed Larson]

All right. All right. We'll make a clip and tag him and see what he says know. Let's see what it does. No, let's go back.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Let's get some letters. Sadly, right before I saw this I saw a headline that says 10 year old boy crushed to death by 340 pounds. Foster mom. After she sat at him for just misbehaving. But we're just going to move on.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now let's go to that happens every day. It does. I mean Wendy just knows to get out of the way.

[Ed Larson]

She really does. What's wrong?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's just laughing about. No A lot of things. A lot of things.

[Ed Larson]

All right, Wendy, not getting crushed by.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You, but how is. I blame the boy, you know what I mean? That's what I just did.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. Now I got a couple of great listener emails about Mormonism. I was saying before I was going to save it. I wasn't going to save it, but I might actually save it just because I did find out within the confines of marriage, blowjobs are okay. They're just not that technically prevalent.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But they do they say a you can do whatever you want you want within a Mormon marriage.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You also can't like you do can. You can legally get divorced but your spirit's forever bound so you just get to see your doesn't even matter. No. When you die worse. Oh yeah, of course it's all much worse. You die, your. Your soul is already bonded to your husband and then you end up on the planet that he inherits and becomes God of. And so that's why every single time I've received. I've received so many emails as we're covering Chad Dayl and Lori Valow about like you're painting Mormonism in broad strokes and blah blah, blah. But I'm going to have you know, even you normal Mormons are weird.

[Ed Larson]

That's the thing, these Mormons, man, if they were Catholic, they could be like the Pope and have their lungs filled with guys.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right, Catholicism's got all the fucking shit too, dude. They got all the fucking same garbage that you guys have and it's a thousand years older. And people don't think you're a weird pervert when you tell them you got. Then you're in it, all right? Unless you're in charge of. Seems like there's different. Everybody's like a different type of Mormon. There's many stripes of Mormon and they're different. Each ward wards are different, households are different. Everybody plays fast and loose kind of with the rules. But technically, if you call yourself a capital M Mormon, no matter what you personally believe, you're on the same bus as the rest of them. Just remember that. So it's. You can't as much as you want to be like we're better than the others. No, you ain't.

[Ed Larson]

No, no. I mean all religion is silly.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They're all wrong.

[Ed Larson]

They're all even atheists.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I can't stand hate everything as an atheist.

[Ed Larson]

I don't like atheists.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. Hate all.

[Ed Larson]

They're so annoying.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Everybody can go fuck themselves.

[Ed Larson]

Yep.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm just in a mood today. Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

You are.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right, let's get these, let's get some. This actually I like.

[Ed Larson]

What?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm actually accidentally right. Of course, yeah.

[Ed Larson]

Why did you say how are you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Accidentally right about twisting the radio dials? I've been an ICU nurse for in Florida for almost a decade, so I've seen some shit. But Henry discussing how to revive a woman by twisting the nips is actually not totally out there. Whoa. Some patients like to fake seizures to receive medication for funsies. This can terrify new nurses witnessing these seizures as the patients usually go full fledged movie dramatic with them.

[Ed Larson]

How long can you fake a seizure for? It's got to be tiring.

[Henry Zebrowski]

How long do you. How long you willing to go to get your Ativan?

[Ed Larson]

You know what I mean?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like you just feto Barbital, baby. They just flop around, man. They want it right now. After some years of experience with this, you start to learn tricks to be sure they're having a genuine seizure. Most commonly we lift their arm over their face and let go. If you're with it, you won't let your arm smack yourself in the face. We can tickle your eyelashes, rashes, and see if you grimace or pull back.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Really, anything that takes effort that you can't control during a real seizure.

[Ed Larson]

So they poke them in the eye to see if they react. Come on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Can you imagine doing that to a guy where they were like, oh, I guess he is really having a seizure.

[Ed Larson]

I guess they won't remember.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. I've witnessed on more than one occasion some old school nurses who are clearly tired of the due. The good old radio dial twist though there's nothing quite like watching someone faking a seizure absolutely lose their mind after an old woman just straight up yanked yanks the hell out of their nipple. While it's not exactly moral or ethically the right option, I will say it works. And I'll say when it comes to emergency medicine, a W is a W. All right. That's what it says. According to again, this is Google AI.

[Ed Larson]

So we don't know if this is real.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It says a nurse is not allowed to twist her nipples under any circumstances. Hey, my health insurance is going to do whatever the it is, I want it.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All right. And so, yeah, if I'm coming out of here with $150, $150,000 bill, you better play with my goddamn nipples. And you better make me come too.

[Ed Larson]

You don't have to make them come. It takes too long.

[Henry Zebrowski]

At least they don't feel like I'm in church.

[Ed Larson]

Amen. I got a letter this week in this old dogs.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A, B, C, D. I said a.

[Ed Larson]

Letter E. I know Ed struggle. It's all too real. We're biased as a family and have a wonderful dog come into our lives that just won' just will not die.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's like the Pope.

[Ed Larson]

We were friends with a family who had four border collies and sadly had to move across the country and decided to drive. It was fine for three of the youngest dogs, but at the stage of sky, who was 16 at the time, coming to the end of their life, the family was unsure what to do. We offered to take in sky as part of our family because, hell, she can't have that much left of a mortal coil, could she? Well, she was brought over. The family gave us a bag of dog food and said, donate the rest. When sky passed, five years later, she's still with us. Don't get me wrong.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That dog could buy a beer.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah. Sky is the best dog a guy would want. She's loyal, beautiful, and kind. There is a point. We had to poke her every other day to make sure she's still with us. She was a soul in a waking, undead corpse. Miss her every day, but don't miss the zombie breath.

[Henry Zebrowski]

A. That's my favorite.

[Ed Larson]

I love that. Hail, Sky. That's beautiful. I love old dogs. I don't think I ever want to have a puppy. I think I don't want to ever have a puppy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Natalie and I have talked about this and what we want to do, honestly switch back and forth.

[Ed Larson]

Okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The next dog we get is going to be a puppy.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And the one after that will be an older rescue.

[Ed Larson]

I like to rent a puppy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Why? Just so you could play with it.

[Ed Larson]

For a little bit and then give it back.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's foster. Yeah, you could foster.

[Ed Larson]

It's a great idea.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Just don't pay.

[Ed Larson]

If anybody sounds like I'm doing something good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If anybody lets you rent a dog, don't do that.

[Ed Larson]

I would rather pay them for the dog and rent it than me. Have to, like, really care about it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So you wanted to treat it like a prostitute, like it's a sex worker. So that's the idea. So it's a transactional.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Relationship between you and the puppy. Because you remember every day, love. You don't pay the puppy to show up. You pay the puppy to leave.

[Ed Larson]

Right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're gonna live your life. No one. Yeah. I could get puppies if I wanted to, but if I pay them honestly, it's Just a little bit easier for me. And. Me and my puptitute, we laugh ourselves to sleep each night because I know in the morning she'll be gone.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, that's right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep.

[Ed Larson]

And just you'll be sitting there getting watched by the ghost of Norbert.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Man, Norbert's a ghost dude. And they just keep bringing up his corpse.

[Ed Larson]

Well, of course. He's a star.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's dead.

[Ed Larson]

We talked about Gene Hackman today. He's dead.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Ed Larson]

I'm gonna go. You watched. You watched his movie?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I did. Norbert doesn't have a movie.

[Ed Larson]

If you put all of the Instagram reels together, I bet it's an hour and a half.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I would enjoy if Norbert did play around a racist police officer. I do think that that would be incredible. So check us out at patreon.com patreon.com left you can pay to watch us yell. It's easy to do.

[Ed Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All it takes is money.

[Ed Larson]

Also, side Stories is available on video on YouTube about two or three days after we release. So go make sure you watch that if you want to see us yell at each other and swallow each other's spit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's our tr. Jobs.

[Ed Larson]

Huntsville. I'm coming for you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

NASA.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my gosh. Von Braun Center. The new, the wonderful Dar.

[Henry Zebrowski]

The American hero.

[Ed Larson]

No, we've been talking about. I feel like such a idiot.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Nope. We are.

[Ed Larson]

We are ready to celebrate of Alabama. Yes. Is the Nazi scientists. Werner.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We made him American.

[Ed Larson]

We're going to his center and we are performing there for the ghost to Verner. And we're going to be there on March 16th. That's a Sunday. We're going to be there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I mean, you're going to want to come out for this because I have no idea what we're going to do. We are going to have so much fun and we're probably going to have enough people that we could hang out and afterwards. So come out to see Huntsville. We're going to have a blast. And you can get those tickets on last podcast on the left dot com.

[Ed Larson]

Also, more side story shows are coming down the pipe. We're going to announce a couple more eventually, but we have two in Florida in May. Make sure you come out to those. We got Dania beach on May 7th in Orlando, Florida on May 8th. I can't wait. That Daniel beach show is going to be amazing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's going to be fun.

[Ed Larson]

All my school friends are coming there. Yeah, like, literally, I went to high school.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's going to be such a funny time.

[Ed Larson]

It's going to be hilarious. People are going to be making fun of me from the audience because they all know me personally. Make sure you come and check that out. It's going to be amazing. And then, of course, we're going to be a contact the desert this year from May 29 to June 2. Not sure what they are performing, but go for the whole time. We will. Amazing time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We are definitely at least doing it. We're doing two days of stuff.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So we will be there throughout the entire weekend. So please just come check it out and we will have more specific information over the next month.

[Ed Larson]

And of course, the wonderful crime wave.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, crime [e-mail]. we're all going to be stuck on a boat together. Thank you.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Come and watch us all be stuck on a boat together. We're going to have a lot of laughter.

[Ed Larson]

Oh, my gosh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I imagine some dead white women.

[Ed Larson]

Oh. At least.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which is what we honestly, we all traffic on.

[Ed Larson]

They told me that there's a morgue on the boat.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We are going to go. They're going to let me.

[Ed Larson]

We're going to do a show there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They said I could do an autopsy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I hope one of you die.

[Ed Larson]

Is one of you die on the boat, Henry. And I get to cut you if.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You'Re a Patreon subscriber.

[Ed Larson]

Yes, yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So if you go to patreon.com lastpodcast on the left, you too could have your organs played with by Henry Zabrowski.

[Ed Larson]

I don't play with them. I take it very seriously.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He works with them.

[Ed Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I take the blood well.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Hail Satan, everyone.

[Ed Larson]

Hail Gene Hackman again.

[Henry Zebrowski]

See you in hell, Pope.