Last Podcast On The Left Episode Summary

Podcast Information:

• Title: Last Podcast On The Left
• Host/Author: The Last Podcast Network
• Episode: Side Stories: Christmas Crimes
• Release Date: January 8, 2025
• Description: Covers the horrors of the world, both imagined and real, including demons, serial killers, and cults, satisfying listeners' bloodlust.

1. Introduction to Side Stories: Christmas Crimes

The episode kicks off with the hosts, Henry Zabrowski and Ed Larson, engaging in their typical humorous banter. After a brief nod to recent events and their current locations, they segue into the main topics, setting the stage for discussions surrounding Christmas-related crimes and eerie stories from the holiday season.

2. Social Media and the Death of Influential Pets

Timestamp: [03:12]

Henry delves into the phenomenon of beloved social media pets passing away, focusing on the tragic death of Little Hobbs, a popular canine influencer.

• Henry Zabrowski: "Little Hobbs is fucking dead." [05:27]

Ed empathizes with the emotional impact of losing such beloved animals, sharing his continued support for other pet influencers like Miss Sunday, the black lab, despite her retirement from social media.

• Ed Larson: "Miss Sunday is hot. I always show Rambo video videos of Miss Sunday. I'm like, look at this." [08:52]

Both hosts reflect on the bittersweet nature of maintaining an online presence for pets and the void their passing creates for their followers.

3. Drone Sightings and Conspiracy Theories

Timestamp: [19:11]

The conversation shifts to mysterious drone sightings in South Dakota, where the hosts analyze reported incidents involving large commercial drones that defy typical flight patterns and regulations.

• Henry Zabrowski: "They don't want us to solve. They're not going to let us solve." [27:08]

They discuss the $1.5 trillion drone air taxi program rollout, expressing skepticism about the official explanations and highlighting inconsistencies such as the lack of RFID transmission and improper communication with air traffic control.

• Ed Larson: "They have hearings at the government when drones are seen in the sky." [Not directly quoted, inferred from context]

The hosts ponder whether these drones are military-grade or part of a larger, undisclosed operation, comparing them to past incidents like the Phoenix Lights.

4. Comparative Analysis: New Orleans vs. Vegas Truck Attacks

Timestamp: [33:43]

Henry and Ed examine two similar vehicular attacks that occurred on New Year's Eve in New Orleans and Las Vegas. Both incidents involved individuals using electric trucks to harm civilians, with parallels drawn between the perpetrators' military backgrounds and radical motivations.

• Henry Zabrowski: "He's gonna die in there. There's no way he's gonna." [14:31]

They highlight that both attackers were former military veterans who rented electric trucks from Turo, raising questions about the accessibility and monitoring of such vehicles.

• Ed Larson: "I can't believe these things are just happening." [Inferred from discussion]

The discussion underscores the challenges in preventing such attacks, emphasizing the repeat use of rental services and the escalation from psychological distress to violent actions.

5. Christmas Crimes: The Rise of Family Annihilators

Timestamp: [32:47]

The hosts address the disturbing increase in family annihilations during the Christmas season, attributing it to heightened stress and potential inspiration from media coverage.

• Henry Zabrowski: "It's almost like guys see it in the news and then subconsciously don't understand that they are agreeing with the fathers that are killing their families." [33:08]

Ed suggests that isolation and emotional strain during the holidays may contribute to such extreme actions.

• Ed Larson: "They love it." [54:12]

They advocate for preventive measures, such as taking distressed individuals to uplifting environments like Disney or Knott's Berry Farm to mitigate these dangerous impulses.

6. Case Study: Disrupting Catholic Masses with Produce and Liquor

Timestamp: [54:24]

A particularly bizarre Christmas crime is discussed, involving Thomas Campbell Bowling Von Gates, who disrupted two separate Catholic masses by throwing an onion and tangerines, and later dumping whiskey into holy water.

• Ed Larson: "He was like, hey, you need to make some soup." [55:04]

• Henry Zabrowski: "Holy water. But I wonder, what does that man do for the seven hours in between?" [58:18]

The incident led to multiple arrests on charges including assault, defacing religious property, and threatening mass violence. The hosts critique the individual's actions with humor while acknowledging the serious nature of the offenses.

• Henry Zabrowski: "He decided he was going to ruin Christmas over there." [57:15]

They explore the psychological aspects, suggesting that substance abuse and isolation might have fueled his erratic behavior.

7. Listener Email: Haunted Recliner

Timestamp: [70:29]

A listener shares a spooky story about their friend's haunted house, focusing on unsettling experiences centered around a recliner. Multiple individuals report feeling a woman's presence while sitting in the recliner, especially on the anniversary of the original owner's death.

• Listener Narrative: "It's a long story... the original owner died on December 10, 2021, inside the house." [70:29]

Henry and Ed discuss the phenomenon of haunted objects providing a focal point for supernatural activity, blending skepticism with an appreciation for eerie tales.

• Ed Larson: "No, but I think a recliner is somewhere where ghosts like to hang out. Why wouldn't they want to be comfortable?" [70:34]

8. Reflection on Mortality and Future Predictions

Timestamp: [63:45]

As the episode nears its end, the hosts humorously contemplate who might pass away in the coming year, referencing public figures and celebrities.

• Ed Larson: "Mike Tyson." [66:19]

• Henry Zabrowski: "Eddie Redmayne." [66:41]

This lighthearted segment serves as a contrast to the episode's darker themes, showcasing the hosts' signature blend of humor and morbid curiosity.

9. Conclusion and Upcoming Events

Timestamp: [76:17]

Henry and Ed wrap up the episode by promoting upcoming live shows, interactions on Patreon, and additional content available on their platforms. They maintain their humorous rapport, thanking listeners and hinting at future storylines and events.

• Henry Zabrowski: "We are going to make it up next year." [77:04]

• Ed Larson: "Hold on a second." [Throughout the closing banter]

The episode concludes on a positive note, encouraging audience engagement and anticipation for future discussions.

Notable Quotes:

• Henry Zabrowski: "Little Hobbs is fucking dead." [05:27]

• Ed Larson: "Miss Sunday is hot. I always show Rambo video videos of Miss Sunday. I'm like, look at this." [08:52]

• Henry Zabrowski: "They don't want us to solve. They're not going to let us solve." [27:08]

• Henry Zabrowski: "He's gonna die in there. There's no way he's gonna." [14:31]

• Henry Zabrowski: "It's almost like guys see it in the news and then subconsciously don't understand that they are agreeing with the fathers that are killing their families." [33:08]

• Ed Larson: "He was like, hey, you need to make some soup." [55:04]

• Ed Larson: "Mike Tyson." [66:19]

• Henry Zabrowski: "Eddie Redmayne's going to live to at least 20, 35." [66:56]

Final Thoughts:

This episode of Last Podcast On The Left masterfully intertwines dark real-world crimes with eerie supernatural tales, all while maintaining the hosts' characteristic humor and candid dialogue. From the tragic loss of beloved pet influencers to baffling drone conspiracy theories and unsettling Christmas crimes, Henry and Ed provide listeners with a comprehensive and engaging exploration of the season's most disturbing stories.