Side Stories: Cornhole & Bulletholes

Summary

Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Cornhole & Bulletholes

Date: March 25, 2026
Hosts: Eddie & Natalie
Episode Theme:
A wild romp through recent weird news, true crime updates, culture commentary, and the macabre, delivered with irreverent humor and a penchant for the absurd. This episode covers bizarre scams, scandalous celebrity breakups, the rise and fall of an armless cornhole champion accused of murder, fresh Epstein file discoveries, piss-related Airbnb crimes, the legal saga of Afroman, and ends with listener-submitted ghost pet stories.

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Table of Contents

1. Intro & Banter
2. Lottery Scammer Update — 05:44
3. Celebrity Splits & Osbourne Family Gossip — 08:12
4. The Armless Cornhole Champion Murder Case — 13:11
5. Epstein Island: A Methodist Pastor’s Strange Role — 29:16
6. Miscellaneous Epstein File Research — 36:56
7. Afroman vs. Adams County Sheriff’s Office — 42:28
8. Airbnb “Destructive Pee” OnlyFans Case — 57:56
9. Pickleball, Cheerleading, and Sudden Death — 65:42
10. Listener Emails: Ghost Pets — 72:56

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Intro & Banter

• [01:03] The hosts open the episode with playful back-and-forth on dressing dogs as historical figures (Harriet Tubdog & Rosa Barks) for Black History Month.
  • Quote, Eddie: "Is it inappropriate for a white couple to dress up their dogs as important figures in African American history? Like, if I were to dress up Wendy as Harriet Tubdog and Carmi as Rosa Barks..."
  • Quote, Natalie: "The pun's awful, but now I realize it's actually not bad."
• The intro banter goes off the rails with jokes about Rosa Parks’ legacy, physical appearance, and the perils of open-ended questions.

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Lottery Scammer Update [05:44]

• [05:44] Follow-up from previous coverage: Seven men scammed people out of $21,000 by pretending a lottery winner was handing out cash at rest stops — a listener writes in with a personal brush with the scam.
  • Quote, Listener recounting scam: “Hey man, a dude back there just won the lottery, he’s handing out cash. The news is here, man.”
• The hosts mock the low return (“minimum wage scam”) and how obviously fake and ineffective the con was.

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Celebrity Splits & Osbourne Family Gossip [08:12]

• [08:12] Brief pop culture detour: news about Kelly Osbourne and Sid Wilson splitting, and musings on the so-called “Youngblood curse.”
  • Youngblood is humorously predicted, in mock-prophetic tone, to father a baby with Sharon Osbourne.
  • Wild commentary about Ozzy’s final show, engagement etiquette, and the spectacle of tabloid relationships.
  • Quote, Eddie: "That's as trashy as getting engaged at someone else's wedding."

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The Armless Cornhole Champion Murder Case [13:11]

• [13:11] Main story: Dayton Weber, double amputee cornhole champion from Maryland, is arrested as a murder suspect in a Charles County shooting.
  • The hosts are fascinated by how Weber, armless and legless since childhood, became a local sports hero—and now, a suspect in a deadly shooting.
  • Shock and amazement at his demonstrated ability to not only play cornhole but also drive and allegedly operate a firearm.
    • Reference to a viral video showing Weber reloading and firing a gun using his nubs, which becomes “evidence” in the case.
    • Listeners contribute stories of how Weber was both impressive in sports (wrestling/cornhole) and, according to some, a notorious jerk.
  • Dark humor and philosophical reflections about ability, criminality, and ableism.
  • Quote, Natalie (on wrestling): "Remember wrestling is all weight-based, so he's wrestling guys with arms and legs."
  • Quote, Eddie: "No matter how many limbs you have or have not, you can still be an asshole."

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Epstein Island: A Methodist Pastor’s Strange Role [29:16]

• [29:16] Mini-segment: Missouri pastor Stephanie Remington was suspended after it was discovered she had been Epstein’s administrative assistant and property manager on Little St. James Island.
  • The hosts are aghast at how even after media exposure, Remington merely received a 90-day suspension.
  • They discuss how administrative staff (often women) wind up the only ones facing consequences, while male billionaires remain unscathed.
  • Quote, Eddie: “She was used as a whitewashing technique for the island... she bent over and spread her fucking cheeks and they took it.”

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Miscellaneous Epstein File Research [36:56]

• [36:56] Further Epstein file speculation:
  • Natalie searches for billionaire Barry Diller in the files and shares anecdotes from her time working for him, including Diller's requests for daily orchids.
  • Discussions about other odd Epstein contacts, including Italian modeling mogul Paolo Zampoli and their seedy reputations.
  • The segment reveals big names in files, odd email exchanges, references to “trouble,” and the recurring theme of elite impunity.

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Afroman vs. Adams County Sheriff’s Office [42:28]

• [42:28] Deep dive into Afroman’s unique legal saga in Ohio:
  • [43:00] Afroman (Joseph Foreman) had his house raided by cops on a bogus tip; police destroyed property and were caught on home security cameras.
  • Afroman responds by producing a satirical album (“Lemon Pound Cake”) about the incident, mocking police involved, using footage from the raid.
  • [47:10] The police, humiliated by viral attention, sue Afroman for defamation—in arguably the pettiest legal action of the year.
  • [48:10] The trial features full playthroughs of Afroman’s parody songs in court (“Lick ‘Em Low Lisa” makes a cop cry on the stand).
  • [51:45] The jury decisively sides with Afroman.
  • Quote, Eddie: "That's how you take it to the state!"
  • [52:00] Reflection on the staggering legal costs for ordinary people and how much worse it could be for those without Afroman's platform.

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Airbnb “Destructive Pee” OnlyFans Case [57:56]

• [57:56] The hosts discuss the arrest of Florida OnlyFans model Nicolet Keough, who filmed herself urinating on and damaging $3,000+ worth of Airbnb property for fetish content.
  • Discussion of the boundary between hotel and Airbnb debauchery, the specifics of the Crown Royal chair she peed on ("Trashiest furniture ever seen"), and the link between property owners discovering the videos via online searches.
  • Darkly comic speculation on how anything covered in Crown Royal bags is probably already soaked in pee.
  • [63:09] Debate over what was really damaged: rugs, chairs, a typewriter, a TV (“What is she, an electric fireplace gremlin?”).
  • Joke pitches for an alternative business: "Air PNP."
  • Quote, Natalie: "I’m giving you the okay to pee on the Crown Royal chair."

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Pickleball, Cheerleading, and Sudden Death [65:42]

• [65:42] The death of “father of modern cheerleading” Jeff Webb, mentor to Charlie Kirk, is recounted.
  • He died at age 76 following a freak pickleball accident (head injury).
  • The hosts gleefully roast Webb’s legacy, the dark side of competitive cheerleading, and his company’s history of sexual abuse scandal cover-ups.
  • Commentary on pickleball’s rising injury rates among unfit boomers, and the odd subculture growing up around the sport.
  • [69:07] Natalie notes Webb’s company’s long list of ignored sexual abuse indictments; the duo mock the performative grief of Kirk's camp with dark, tongue-in-cheek rejoicing.
  • Quote, Eddie: "If you die during pickleball, you're the weakest person that's ever lived."

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Listener Emails: Ghost Pets [72:56]

• [72:56] Segment requested by Eddie: stories of ghost pets from listeners.
  • [73:43] "Cricket's Toenails": A Chihuahua believed by its family to haunt their new home (or, per Natalie, likely a rat).
  • [80:08] “Ghost Cat”: Listener recounts feeling their deceased cat jumping onto the bed, with purring and all sensory details—Natalie again asserts it was probably a dream.
  • [82:22] “Ghost Frog”: Listener’s frog goes missing, then croaking is heard for weeks (even while Jet’s “Are You Gonna Be My Girl” plays), only to later discover the frog’s body hidden in the house.
  • The hosts debate the metaphysics of animal souls, agnosticism vs atheism, and what it means for belief in pet spirits.
  • Final riffs on whether Klan members have cats, and which hate groups might be more “dog people.”
  • Quote, Eddie: "Frogs do not have souls. Don't have—"
  • Quote, Natalie: "All the ghost pet stories is like the pet coming back and it just wants to... It's never like the pet was evil and it's coming to kill me again."

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On virtue-signaling via dog costumes:

  • Eddie: “I think it’s cute. Natalie thinks it’s a hate crime.” [02:39]

• On Youngblood’s Osbourne escapades:

  • Eddie: "Youngblood’s gonna put a child in Sharon Osbourne in the last of her eggs." [09:19]

• On the armless killer cornhole champion:

  • Eddie: “It’s amazing he did it while driving... Think about the points of pressure you need... knees and nubs.” [18:40]

• On elitist impunity:

  • Natalie: “Two women. Not a single guy has been the CEO (punished for Epstein).” [33:51]

• On the “Lemon Pound Cake” trial:

  • Eddie: “Watching the trial footage of them playing Lemon Pound Cake and Lick 'Em Low Lisa in court, and the police's faces were so funny.” [48:09]

• On OnlyFans Airbnb pee crime:

  • Natalie: “She peed all over his Crown Royal chair. If I see a Crown Royal chair in your home, I assume it's covered in piss." [61:19]

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Episode Tone & Style

• Irreverent, absurd, and darkly comedic.
• Freewheeling tangents (from Rosa Parks to civil rights OnlyFans dog costumes to armless shooters).
• Equal measures of scandal, social commentary, and low-brow riffing—nothing is sacred.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Intro & Banter: 01:00 – 05:44
• Lottery Scam Update: 05:44 – 08:12
• Celebrity/Osbourne Gossip: 08:12 – 13:11
• Armless Cornhole Murder: 13:11 – 29:16
• Epstein Methodist Pastor: 29:16 – 36:56
• Barry Diller/Paolo Zampoli/Files: 36:56 – 42:28
• Afroman Trial Saga: 42:28 – 57:56
• OnlyFans/Destructive Pee: 57:56 – 65:42
• Pickleball/Cheerleading/Death: 65:42 – 72:56
• Ghost Pet Stories: 72:56 – End

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Transcript

[Eddie]

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[Natalie]

Side stories.

[Eddie]

That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Are we ready to go? Finally ready. Lemon bound gigged. Pound cake. I just been. God, it's just in my head. I wanted to ask you an open ended question here.

[Natalie]

So does that mean I don't have to answer or does that mean that I don't have to finish my answer?

[Eddie]

Don't finish.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Eddie]

I. This is actually more for the audience as well, because Natalie and I had a debate. Okay. And I wanted to settle the debate. All right. Let's just say for next February, Black history Month.

[Natalie]

Okay. For the crime wave crews.

[Eddie]

Yes. What I was thinking is, is it inappropriate for a white couple to dress up their dogs as important figures in African American history? Like if, let's say I were to dress up Wendy as Harriet tub dog.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Eddie]

And then Carmi as Rosa Barks, how

[Natalie]

would you go about dressing them as those people? Because they don't have like, specific outfits.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they do.

[Natalie]

No, they don't.

[Eddie]

See, Rosa Parks has a little. Yeah, obviously Rosa Park. Rosa Barks has got a little hat.

[Natalie]

Rosa Park. A little hat.

[Eddie]

Little pillbox hat. And obviously a nice car.

[Natalie]

Me would have to be Rosa Parks because she sits better.

[Eddie]

Wait, Rosa barks? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think it's cute. Natalie thinks it's a hate crime.

[Natalie]

It's not a hate crime.

[Eddie]

I think it's cute. And I think if, like, if you

[Natalie]

found a way to like, really do it tastefully, like post a picture on your Instagram, be like, this is what makes Rosa Parks great.

[Eddie]

Tasteful.

[Natalie]

These are the things that she did. This is like, you know, like people

[Eddie]

don't know like so if I do a hyper serious, extremely informed past.

[Natalie]

Wikipedia.

[Eddie]

Get a little make facsimile like bus. You can talk about how first off,

[Natalie]

Rosa Parks is beautiful. I don't know if you've ever seen a picture of Rosa Parks, like in her prime. She's very hot. Brosnan Parks is extremely high.

[Eddie]

Did not say that.

[Natalie]

Despite that.

[Eddie]

I don't know you asked about

[Natalie]

this.

[Eddie]

I mean she's very off roaded into town. Did you qualify?

[Natalie]

But I'm saying that she. She ended her life very. She was. She had no money at the end of her life. There's no money in the civil rights movement is where I was going. Even though she was smoking hot,

[Eddie]

she wasn't able like a. Yeah, she wasn't

[Natalie]

only fans wasn't around when she passed.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I'm sorry I brought this up.

[Natalie]

I love how you find it so funny that someone is so intelligent could be so beautiful.

[Eddie]

I don't think it's funny at all.

[Natalie]

Just think that was your first thought. Can you see Rosa Parks in her prime?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Let's go into Rosa Parks, guys. Welcome to side story is.

[Natalie]

I'm gonna go, I'm gonna goon, I'm gonna finish.

[Eddie]

I just. Again, it was an open ended question. I I honestly. I'm sorry, everybody that I allowed the question to be open ended because we, we have March.

[Natalie]

It's women's month. So you can talk about it for two months in a row.

[Eddie]

Yes, that's why also what I was saying to Natalie. That's what I was also saying to Natalie. The guard. They are girls. Wendy is heritub dog. Would just have a little head wrap. I guys, I'm saying I get it

[Natalie]

because it's Tubman and so it's tough dog. I understand Now I'm sitting here, I think the pun's awful, but now I realize it's actually not bad.

[Eddie]

And this is a different intro. This is crazy. Is this bad crazy?

[Natalie]

This is what he's talking about.

[Eddie]

I'm calling a beautiful woman beautiful. I know everyone's like, look at me.

[Natalie]

Like I'm not allowed to find this

[Eddie]

fucking great woman hot sitting right next to me. As I have my wrong student of history, a true fan of the civil rights movement, Ed Larson.

[Natalie]

She's gorgeous. Jesus Christ.

[Eddie]

Well, I'm really glad that we got here.

[Natalie]

Harriet Tubman's not hot. Are you happy now?

[Eddie]

Jesus Christ. I didn't say that either. That we're.

[Natalie]

Now we're doing it now we're doing. Now you're this Is what you asked for. Now.

[Eddie]

I did not ask. I never want to ask for any bit of this. Well, let's get to updates because we got a lot going on today. We got a lot going on today.

[Natalie]

We got an update on our lottery scammers. Okay, so first of all, this is my favorite.

[Eddie]

This is amazing. We got somebody reached out. We last week we covered believe there was seven men from the.

[Natalie]

They were from Ohio, but they did the crime at Pittsburgh.

[Eddie]

And over in like the Delco county area of Pennsylvania where they were doing this extended centrally fake bit. There would either be one along one lines. Got a guy that he's got a bunch of money, doesn't know how to play cards, and he's behind this rest man. Hey, man, my buddy won a lotteries

[Natalie]

behind the rest stop.

[Eddie]

I love this money. This is what I love. So somebody wrote in being like, this is. And so seven guys did this scam over three months. They made $21,000. We realized like we broke it down. It's like, it's like minimum wage. They're making minimum wage just doing. So this guy. Someone got stopped by them. And this is a great. It's like. I just think it's so funny. Hi. While traveling back and forth from Pittsburgh to Chicago handling my late stepfather's belongings. I'm glad. I'm sorry. Sorry.

[Natalie]

It's a weird detail to throw.

[Eddie]

He's right at the top. I was stopped at an Indiana rest stop by the scammers you talked about in the last episode. My girlfriend and I were leaving the rest stop when a man in a white tank top, long red basketball shorts. Oh yes, and a flat brimmed hat came up to us asking us to roll down our car window. I obliged. He then told me, hey, man, a dude back there just won the lottery. He's handed out cash. Man, the news is here, man. He's around back.

[Natalie]

Man, the news is here.

[Eddie]

Knowing that that's. Knowing that that's not how the lottery works, I thought to myself, if I'm not getting stabbed at am I I'm not going to get stabbed at this Indiana rest stop today. And I told him I'm good. We went back and forth for a while while he asked me, like, why don't you want free money? Why don't you want that free money? You don't want free money. You better have free money. Right?

[Natalie]

You're trying to give it away so bad.

[Eddie]

Yeah, exactly. And then I finally just said, you know what? Yeah, I'll pull around. He ran off And I drove to Chicago. We laughed and it felt like an obvious game that it could not be real. Thanks for letting me know. It was a real half ass scam that was like. That just made me laugh.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Because this happened in Indiana and they did it all over. They even did it in Canada. Once apparent just.

[Eddie]

It is a bad plan.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But it worked for a while somehow. I mean, does.

[Natalie]

Because it was so ridiculous that even people who it happened to that knew it was bad didn't call the cops. Because it's so crazy.

[Eddie]

Oh, they're so stupid. Because they're so dumb. It's so dumb what happened to them. It kind of feels like never the victim's fault.

[Natalie]

But don't fall for this.

[Eddie]

No, this is real fucking stupid. This is real, real stupid. And I think that people don't realize it even kind of happened to them until it's too. And I love that finally someone's like, that's not how the lottery works. This is come shoot money out of the basket. You know, you don't just make all this money. And then it just. It's fun. So we have that we have also obviously. I could have called it from a mile away. Kelly Osborne and D.J. said Wilson split. We know this though. That's a Young Blood curse.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Young Blood curse.

[Natalie]

Divorce.

[Eddie]

They're getting.

[Natalie]

They're. They're. They're getting rid of the marriage plans. And this came from all over.

[Eddie]

Cut to what day is today? A week from now. I bet you Youngblood. Sharon Osborne.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God, I hope so.

[Eddie]

Young Blood's gonna fuck Sharon Osborne.

[Natalie]

She's turning to see how thin she is lately. Oh, well, turning into Young Blood.

[Eddie]

We're all concerned. But I will say Young Blood's coming in there and he's gonna come inside your mother fucking Kelly. So you need to get your head together because you're gonna have a new sister. Young Blood's gonna put a child in Sharon Osborne in the last of her egg.

[Natalie]

So. All right, so everyone remember Sid Wilson? He proposed on the night. On the night directly after. Ozzy has basically committed suicide to perform this charity, but the biggest charity event of all time.

[Eddie]

You know that, right? That he had to cycle down his medication just to perform in order to do the final show. He went off of all of his, like varied the cocktail for like a month before then so that his body would be able to perform knowing that he would probably. That it would. He died a week later. Yes. Knowing it would die a week later. And Young Blood and this other Guy are just sucking up all the. Sucked up all the fucking specialness.

[Natalie]

Yeah. They took it all.

[Eddie]

Sucked it all up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie]

And then fucking. So this guy proposes to Kelly Osborne while Ozzy's in a wheelchair. He's just gone off stage and then shock. They're not actually getting married.

[Eddie]

It's as trashy as getting. I'm telling you this reason why, yes, we're all concerned about Kelly Osborne.

[Natalie]

We.

[Eddie]

We are. We're all pulling for her. We know that she's currently grieving, but we have to remember this is the trash we see on Facebook. Yeah. This is the type of shit. It's the same as getting engaged at somebody else's wedding. It's the same as doing like, you're pulling shenanigans.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And it's bad luck. It's bad luck for you.

[Natalie]

Everyone's like, oh, well, maybe Ozzy wanted to see her get engaged in one of his last moments.

[Eddie]

No father ever wants to see his daughter getting.

[Natalie]

Doesn't mean shit.

[Eddie]

A father wants. You see his daughter get mar. But I do believe a daughter. A father wants to see his daughter wants to be at the wedding. He wants to be at the wedding. He does not care about the engagement. The engagement's where you fucking do anal for the first time. You know what I mean?

[Natalie]

The engagement, that's a ring.

[Eddie]

That's nasty. You know what I mean? The engagement night's nasty sex. We all know that. Engagement night's for nasty sex. And you can't think about your elderly father as his dying. As the light is dying from his eyes, as he's watching you, knowing that the whole point of the engagement ceremony is to ask permission from the world to come inside this person without a condom on.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That is literally what it's for. It's why engagements have always existed. Marriage is technically kind of pointless and stupid in a way.

[Natalie]

It's the day where you say, no more condoms.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Right. And that's what he did in front of Ozzy Day. The day that should have just been about him.

[Natalie]

It really should have just been about Ozzy.

[Eddie]

So it's nice that the pamphlets.

[Natalie]

It's not the greatest charity.

[Eddie]

No, but it is.

[Natalie]

Is.

[Eddie]

Is making.

[Natalie]

Say something nice about Youngblood.

[Eddie]

He's not on the Epstein list. He's not.

[Natalie]

He's too young. He could have been a victim.

[Eddie]

I would have liked him then.

[Natalie]

He does look like a model.

[Eddie]

He does. He's very handsome. Honestly. Again, I'm sorry to come back at Youngblood. I'm already hearing Youngblood's army coming for me. Yeah, well, you know, I asked for it, huh?

[Natalie]

You did ask for it, but I don't care. Let him come.

[Eddie]

Let him come.

[Natalie]

Let him come. We all think I say about young bloods fans, let him come.

[Eddie]

Please let him come. Also you got. Mark my words. He puts a baby in Sharon Osborne.

[Natalie]

You.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Natalie]

Nothing would make me happier.

[Eddie]

He's gonna do impossible.

[Natalie]

Who knows it's not impossible.

[Eddie]

She could have an egg in there. No, dude. Oh, dude in the back.

[Natalie]

Yeah, she could be still be having babies.

[Eddie]

Think about this. From Ozzy to Fozzie. That's the next kid.

[Natalie]

Oh, Fozzie Osborne.

[Eddie]

That's the bit. All right. So in the Morse. In more fun news, one of my. This is an update. And the reason why it's an update because I have already been fascinated by this young man.

[Natalie]

You got a tiny maniac on the loose. This is.

[Eddie]

I mean, but he made it himself. This is truly.

[Natalie]

Ah.

[Eddie]

Natalie heard me describing this story with the glee I had yesterday, and she just said, like, what. What do we do here? Why are you so filled with glee over death?

[Natalie]

Stories like this put a roof over her head.

[Eddie]

It's why we do what we do. You know what I mean? It's why I wake up and stories like this is why I wake up in the morning.

[Natalie]

Okay?

[Eddie]

This story, it comes from all the way out of the beautiful, beautiful state of Maryland now La Plata, Maryland, which I did not know they had Spanish named like a fort. What is that in. In Maryland? So he's a professional cornhole player. You might know him by the name of Dayton James Weber.

[Natalie]

Might as well be the face of

[Eddie]

the sport at this point. He is armless. Legless. He. They were amputated when he was believe they were amputated when he was a young boy. He had a blood disease in A blood disease. And he became famous for his ability to. To see through a world telling him, no, you can't play cornhole. You don't have arms or legs. Yeah, those are the two things you need the most for cornhole. And he said, fuck you.

[Natalie]

I have a legs for. You don't need legs for cornhole.

[Eddie]

He showed that. Yeah, he showed that we. I feel like legs could have helped, but he showed that he just using his two nubbins, he could become a champion. And we loved him for it. But it seems as what comes with the crown heavy is the role of the king.

[Natalie]

Absolutely right.

[Eddie]

And I feel that what we're seeing here is a bit of an Aaron Hernandez like scenario were Dayton Weber, he

[Natalie]

often does fall down after he throws the cornhole bag. So he might have CTE Test pending.

[Eddie]

Test pending, yes. So now what we now know is that he has been charged with a. With murder. He believes it is a. He is under suspicion for murder and a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County. Now you heard me correctly. It wasn't with a rocket launcher. Done by a gun on a little button on his shoulder. It was done by a full on, I believe a revolver or a Glock.

[Natalie]

Yeah, he has a semi automatic.

[Eddie]

So I first of all like the whole world was like, what? So armless, legless man while driving shoots the guy behind him. The police are straight up saying we have no idea how he concealed the weapon on his person. Can we first look at the video, Rob? I want to show Eddie the video of Dayton Weber showing the world on YouTube just how easy it was for him to reload and load a gun and shoot it.

[Natalie]

It's. He put out his own evidence.

[Eddie]

It is the wildest thing. Wow. He could see. He puts the. He very carefully.

[Natalie]

So does he have like a finger?

[Eddie]

It seems like he has a little. He has a one little finger in there. I want to know side stories lpotlmail.com I'd love to know what's the official term for nubbins and the hooks on the ends of the nubbins that you use. I know, I'm just asking. I don't need to be delicate here. If you've been an amputee, you guys know what I'm talking about. What is the actual somebody.

[Natalie]

We're allowed to be a little rude.

[Eddie]

He's fine. But he's the one. I'm not even. I'm just asking.

[Natalie]

Allegedly.

[Eddie]

I'm asking the crew. So right now he is watching the accuracy with which he shoots smile on his face. He's so excited this decided to do every single thing he shouldn't be able to do. Cornhole murder, driving.

[Natalie]

He's an advocate for quadriplegic or. Or amputee hunting. He's a hunter. He used to like kill deer and like that.

[Eddie]

Well, I think what happened here, man, is that Lil Nubs, which is what they might call him down in La Plata. Yeah, right. And then Lil Nubs might be kind of being a bit of a. I might. Might be involved in a drug, you know, activity. We don't know right now. We don't really know a lot. Details we do know is there's two witnesses. Two witnesses. They. They said they. Weber, he pulled Out a firearm shot Wells, the guy that was with. Which is very sad that he shot this guy, Michael Wells. He shot him inside bra Wells. Yes, bra Wells.

[Natalie]

That's what Pat wrote. Oh well, shout out to Pat.

[Eddie]

What I love is. What we don't know is the police have not explained how Weber was able to drive a car or fire a weapon. We just showed you Tesla, you know,

[Natalie]

so imagine there's some self driving aspects to it.

[Eddie]

Oh maybe honest. That does make a lot of sense. So it was a Tesla.

[Natalie]

It was a Tesla.

[Eddie]

You might add some self driving things. There are also some applications.

[Natalie]

I'm not sure if any car can help someone drive. It's a Tesla. Shout out when shout outs happen.

[Eddie]

So I will put it this way that the.

[Natalie]

The.

[Eddie]

I'm not surprised by the driving. I'm not even really even surprised by the people the ability to shoot. I just think it's amazing that he did it while driving and that they stopped it. And then just think about this. Think about the points of pressure you need. All right, I got. All right. My knees.

[Natalie]

I got my knees on nubs. Yes.

[Eddie]

Knees and nubs. This is so hard to do, dude. How much core strength that you need to.

[Natalie]

You know he was a wrestler.

[Eddie]

Yes. And I also will say I got an email from somebody that was a former wrestler with him which they said they were really excited for this story to come out so they could finally talk about what an he is. Oh yeah, he was an. I mean of course, I mean used his arms but he used his nubs to like deadly effect in wrestling where you jag them into your balls and he like. And that they would be hard for them to see what he was doing and he'd like jam his knob up into the back of your neck.

[Natalie]

Remember wrestling is all weight based.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Natalie]

And so he's wrestling guys with arms and legs.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

So he is weighing as much as these people without arms and legs.

[Eddie]

And he's just salamander in these. No, he's 140 pound clam, dude. He is. And that's a lot of clam. Yeah. You saying he's a clam?

[Natalie]

I'm just saying like that he's like an all. He's all muscle.

[Eddie]

But clams can't grip, dude.

[Natalie]

Clams can grip. You ever seen footage of a clam hunting clams? They like their little muscle comes out, grabs something and pulls it back in the clam and eats it. Clam's bad as clam your whole up.

[Eddie]

I don't know. Oh yeah, I could See it moving? Yeah. Because it's tongue pushes. I still feel like I'd call him a man instead of a clam. I think that his ability to grip and rip just from the using his belly button is truly one of the most impressing things I've ever seen. And the fact that he can have a concealed and carry on him. Yeah. And zip it out.

[Natalie]

Well, I don't think he zipped it out. He probably. I imagine he pulled it out and the guy's like, what are you gonna do with that?

[Eddie]

You're gonna shoot me? And he's just like, yeah, yeah, maybe I am.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Yeah. I think he has a normal voice, by the way. I think his voice is totally normal with little nuts.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Well, you know, maybe he was meeting with his hand dealer.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And the guy didn't show up with the product. He showed up and he threw the money in the back.

[Natalie]

That's the guy.

[Eddie]

Make with the hands. Make with the hands now.

[Natalie]

Come on.

[Eddie]

Make with the hands. Let's go. And then he goes to open up the hand box. And he opens it up and the hand box all full of paper mache and shit. He's been like, you try to fucking scam little nubs. You try to fucking scam little fucking nubs. Like.

[Natalie]

I'm saying, I think he has a normal voice.

[Eddie]

I'm just Saved it. He's angry, dude.

[Natalie]

Definitely angry.

[Eddie]

And they said they witnesses watched him run away and scurry off into the forest like a.

[Natalie]

He ran off. He ran off into the woods, dude.

[Eddie]

Just knobs on knobs, dude.

[Natalie]

That's fast as hell. Like a giant running clam.

[Eddie]

I gotta work on this. Yeah, it's a giant running clam.

[Natalie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The. The cops, like, because of the witnesses and everything. And they knew.

[Eddie]

They.

[Natalie]

The video of him shooting the gun. The cops were like, we're not stumped. What?

[Eddie]

Un. Believable.

[Natalie]

What happened?

[Eddie]

I'm gonna have the. The American Disabilities Association. The cops were not stumped. I want them to email Ed. They were explained to him that no matter how many limbs you have or have not, you can still be an.

[Natalie]

Yeah, that's the best part. He was an.

[Eddie]

Oh, he's an. Yeah. But great cornhole player. Sport on the map. He is. You know, he chose to do everything the whole world said, you can't do this. Also imagine. I bet you next in jail he becomes a tap dancer.

[Natalie]

Mm. He can do anything he wants, apparently. Maybe you'll join the area and have the cutest heil ever.

[Eddie]

Oh, cute little Stubby Heil. You know, we've got huge shoulders. He's fucking. He is very strong. He's jacked. Yeah. Yeah. But you know, I was just really surprised that he would use all that goodwill and he'd murder. Because guess what? Now he's in there. But you know who. I also say I don't think he

[Natalie]

got much money playing cornhole.

[Eddie]

I guess not. And then we also talk about officers

[Natalie]

dancing off of his four wheeler.

[Eddie]

Rob. You got to see this picture of him as a little. It's a little boy. He jumps and up and down. Doing all these tricks on his little dust bike.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I. I sent you a. I.

[Eddie]

I sent you a total control. He's total control of it. So he's all abs. He's only abs. He's like. His whole thing is that he's the best parts of Channing Tatum.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah. That guy's crazy. No, he was quite determined and.

[Natalie]

And he was good at doing. And he did the worm.

[Eddie]

Oh, of course.

[Natalie]

He was very good at dancing. And I guess it's the only dance move.

[Eddie]

That's how also he moves.

[Natalie]

Yeah, that's how he gets places fast. Yeah. The worm.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Natalie]

But this is him.

[Eddie]

This.

[Natalie]

Yeah, this is him on a dirt bike.

[Eddie]

He was quite a little miracle.

[Natalie]

And now a four wheeler. A four wheeler.

[Eddie]

Now that little miracle is on his way to jail for murder.

[Natalie]

Man. So we'll see what happens.

[Eddie]

We'll see how it all comes.

[Natalie]

I'm sorry. I mean.

[Eddie]

No.

[Natalie]

He's in there.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Natalie]

What are they gonna do? Is he. I guess they'll. He'll have to have a motorized wheelchair. I imagine.

[Eddie]

Mansion. No, dude. He's not. This dude would not be down for that. That is completely capable.

[Natalie]

How does he wheel a wheelchair? You can't wheel a wheelchair.

[Eddie]

Well, yeah. He doesn't have to. A lot of jail he's gonna have to. He might not. Well.

[Natalie]

You think he's gonna get a guy?

[Eddie]

No. He can go anywhere.

[Natalie]

He doesn't.

[Eddie]

I think the mother around driving a car and shot the back passenger in the head. I think he can get to the showers and back. I think he's fine. Yeah. Getting around is not a problem for this guy. No, I think he's fine. Dude.

[Natalie]

I also should put two little mops on.

[Eddie]

You're a. You're a. It's only okay here in jail. Should have a job in jail. This is the only okay about him. He's a murderer right now. Allegedly.

[Natalie]

Yeah. In prison they got. Everyone's gotta have a job.

[Eddie]

We Gotta get to the trial, man. Everyone's gonna be mad. Everybody. Yeah, sure. Good, good. Let him be mad. Oh, yeah. No, we're only speaking the hardcore truth. We're only talking truth to power here. This is definitely not punching down because he's a champion and he's a murderer. Well, he murdered and that's what makes him bad.

[Natalie]

Rosa Parks is hot.

[Eddie]

Allegedly. No, not Rosa Park. Yes, but he's an alleged murderer. He's an alleged murderer.

[Natalie]

Tell me how many times you look up a picture of her.

[Eddie]

You know who's a nice guy? Who's got an amputee? Who? The guy, the one armed guy from Twin Peaks.

[Natalie]

Great guy.

[Eddie]

Al Strobel. Yeah, I looked him up. Al Strobel. One armed actor. He was also in the Grateful Dead's concert film Sunshine Daydream.

[Natalie]

Oh, that's nice. Because the Dead.

[Eddie]

He died in Oregon with the Dead.

[Natalie]

They had. Oh, Jerry had. Was missing a finger. That's the Grateful Dead thing. Yes. Jerry Garcia is missing a face.

[Eddie]

He was missing a finger.

[Natalie]

Molly Crue. Wait, no, not Molly Crew. Who was the guy who had a drum?

[Eddie]

Leopard.

[Natalie]

That flapper had a one legged drummer.

[Eddie]

Yes. One arm drummer.

[Natalie]

One arm drummer.

[Eddie]

Yes. Because the second leg has allowed him to drum better.

[Natalie]

Was there a Grateful Dead guy that only had one leg?

[Eddie]

No. There was. There. There was the Grateful Dead basis that didn't have a face. There was another. Yeah. Now we're just guessing missing parts of old men. Can we guess what other parts are missing?

[Natalie]

Flies from your grand.

[Eddie]

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[Natalie]

Yes sir.

[Eddie]

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[Natalie]

news because all the Grateful Dead drummers headlights.

[Eddie]

All right, so this next story is about America. All right. And this is about a truly unifying thing that happened that we should pay attention to. And this is.

[Natalie]

Are we skipping the updates?

[Eddie]

Oh, even forgot we didn't update it. Let's do. And now we have an update. It's an island adventure. It's an island adventure. Heck yeah.

[Natalie]

It's Jeffrey time.

[Eddie]

Man. That's great. It never gets old. So this is an interesting one. This one. This is a quick update. This is just one of those that I find. This is a little factoid that popped through all the noise recently. That is just wild to me. So a Missouri pastor was suspended by their the mission. The Missouri Conference of the United Methodist Methodist Church. The Reverend Stephanie Remington was put on a 90 day suspension when it Was discovered that she was Epstein's administrative assistant and the temporary property manager of his private island, Little St. James, from August 2018 to May 2019, which is I believe when he died. This is when he was arrested. When he was arrested, yes, when he was arrested, yeah. And so this, this fucking bitch was in charge of the entire island. She says obviously no idea, Never saw nothing. Never saw nothing, said that. Oh my God, I was. Yes, we were aware of his, of his charges.

[Natalie]

Yes, they knew that. Well, you know, it's like if someone, you know, if we're going to believe in the prison system, you know, like it's one of those things. I could see that as an argument.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah. Obviously a billionaire pedophile always learns his lesson after a weekday daytime jail assignment and which is allowed to go home at night and on the weekends.

[Natalie]

You're right, they do that in Florida.

[Eddie]

I know, I know.

[Natalie]

Yeah, I know.

[Eddie]

It seems like it's built in. It seems like why all these sexual predators are moving there.

[Natalie]

Rem Bondi was a part of giving them that.

[Eddie]

Oh, we remember. Oh, I always remember.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And so this, she was in charge of everything. And what I find interesting, number one, she just got suspended. No reason to fire her. Right. Because like, you know, her Name appears in 1800 documents if you look through the Epstein files. And it seems that she's on a lot of fairly perfunctory supply lines looking for utilities, do certain things that are involved on the island that she was doing just sort of very day to day operations. What I think is interesting is how did we. Jeffrey Epstein was a very. We kind of talked about this. Obviously I don't believe think he believed in God or had any form of religion, but he was very culturally identified within his Jewish community.

[Natalie]

Yes, well, it was more because like he had connections to fucking Israel.

[Eddie]

Yes. But also he himself would talk about. When he was talking with the Rothschild lady in his emails, he was talking about the history of the Jewish people and the Epstein name. Talking about this idea of like the Epstein's were also some part of legacy Jews Jewish family. And he also is very famous name. Used a lot of Jewish community connections in terms of like not a lot of like. I don't see a lot of rabbis necessarily and they were like actual religious functionaries. But he was a part of like traditional kind of like Philip philanthropic.

[Natalie]

Yeah, but you could say you could. You know, it was also with the Democrats and all that too.

[Eddie]

Yeah, everything. He didn't care. Right. He obviously was an equal opportunity person. But I do Find it interesting that somebody that identifies so cult naturally with his Jewishness then used a Methodist pastor to be the administrator for his island.

[Natalie]

Here's my.

[Eddie]

The most secret places of all secrets besides Zora Ranch.

[Natalie]

Here's my like, you know, like looking too deep into this and looking at from her point of view type of deal. I think at this point it's towards the end of his time on the island. I think this might be some of the only times on the island when he was committing no crimes because he knew he was going down soon. He knew he was being watched.

[Eddie]

Still doesn't matter because he was a convicted fucking sex offender and. And a billionaire surrounded by all of these shady connections which were very, very obvious at the time.

[Natalie]

But for sure, yes. But I'm saying this woman has no connection to any of that. And I don't. I think there's a really good chance there were no crimes being committed at this time on the island. And I also find it interesting that so few people. People have been punished for this.

[Eddie]

Right. Guess who they. In America especially.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And guess who they were. Ghislaine Maxwell. Yeah. And this woman. Yeah.

[Natalie]

Two women.

[Eddie]

Yes. You know, not a single guy has been the CEO.

[Natalie]

Chuck E. Cheese had to step down.

[Eddie]

And it's like, so he just got. And guess what that means, guys. When his CEO steps down, he gets to take a pay package.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

And gets to retire in luxury. That's what he got to do. He got to quit work and make money. So remember that every single time, every time they. They talk about, oh, I forget what other big company. There was another guy that stepped down that everyone's like, oh, you see? No, there's some complications here. And it's like all of, you know, the only person they even saw and they just suspended her. They didn't even fucking. How much pay could she be getting?

[Natalie]

I think that she might have done nothing wrong.

[Eddie]

But the reason I also take a

[Natalie]

job from a bad man.

[Eddie]

But guess what? It does. Guess what happens every single time a squeaky clean person openly works with somebody that obviously is a career criminal and rapist and pedophile. You are applying your good cred to this person. You are. This person was used as a whitewashing technique for the island. And they allowed it. And they bent over and they spread their fucking cheeks and they took it.

[Natalie]

They knew he was a pedophile.

[Eddie]

Yes. For whatever.

[Natalie]

But in her defense to that she's already a pastor.

[Eddie]

That's the thing. Which is a part of their. I think the reason why they did it because according to Remington, she said, I never saw anything. I knew him for the last nine months of his life. Well after he served time for the things he was accused of doing. Oh, I did not know. I'm sorry. I'm just so sad that. Why do people do bad things?

[Natalie]

When you do her voice like that, she sounds like someone who has no arms or legs.

[Eddie]

You try. And with Nob's house, this little nub house, so you get closer so I can smack you. Oh, man.

[Natalie]

How would you feel if he worked on Epstein's Island?

[Eddie]

Oh, man, he would have been a blast waiter. Yeah, dude. And went under the Capri sun from across the pool. Across the. And everyone's like, Epstein's like, I love that guy. Look. That's how my. See how he flips it right in your hand? Yeah. It's amazing. I can't believe it. I took it from a cornhole. I. I just watched him. I can't even believe it. I saw him at this little thing. You ever at cornhole sing Midwestern morons too?

[Natalie]

He went over there and I watched

[Eddie]

him do it right. I saw him flip a little thing. I gotta get him on my.

[Natalie]

How much are you? How much are you?

[Eddie]

One time I had. You wouldn't even believe. Was me. Angela Merkel. What an amazing night. It was an amazing night. It was me, Sarah Silverman. It's a bunch of other very important people. Elton John was there. A bunch of people.

[Natalie]

Barry Diller.

[Eddie]

Barry Diller. And then I think, you know, is like, I watched him. I got caught. I said, conehole torso man. That's what I call him. Right? It's my conehole Total man. And he comes in here and he just flipped the dildo into the open wide asshole of Angela Merkel. Like nothing I've ever seen. But yeah, that's our. That's our update.

[Natalie]

I got a tiny update.

[Eddie]

Oh, please.

[Natalie]

So I'm like. I was like, oh, you know what? I forgot. I've never searched Barry Diller in the file. My old boss, who is. If you know Barry Diller sold Fox or Rupert Murdoch. He is the guy who.

[Eddie]

Richard.

[Natalie]

Who Monty Burns is based off.

[Eddie]

Yes, Montgomery Burns.

[Natalie]

Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons is based off of Barry Diller. Barry Diller was my boss. I had to, like, put a new orchid on his desk every day and throw the orchid in the trash every night.

[Eddie]

Is that amazing?

[Natalie]

I got in trouble because I was giving the orchids to the cleaning staff, and they saw me do it on the camera.

[Eddie]

Camera.

[Natalie]

And they're like Mr. Diller doesn't want you to give away the orchids. You must throw them in the trash.

[Eddie]

Those are Barry's orchids. Okay.

[Natalie]

Yes, exactly. So I was like, oh, you know what? I'm gonna. So for fun, I'm gonna go on the DOJ website, look up Barry Diller, see if he was in the. And you know, his name's in there a bunch. Of course he's a billionaire. Of course his name's gonna be in there in New York.

[Eddie]

Especially New York.

[Natalie]

Yeah. And so I'm like, of course his name's in there. And then like 30 mail I open is to Jeffrey. Barry wants to visit the island. Can we make time?

[Eddie]

Nothing like a guy like straight. Hey, let me just ask you a question. Question.

[Natalie]

He's married to Diane von Furstenberg, who is a, a, a well known beard.

[Eddie]

And he is. Yeah, because he is, I think. Didn't he come out? I believe he didn't come out. But I can just imagine he had

[Natalie]

like, he used to live in Jersey and he would take his yacht across the river from Jersey and then ride his moped into work from the docks.

[Eddie]

You can always be gay in Jersey.

[Natalie]

And then, and then. But we always laugh because like the boat boys would come by and it was like the staff that worked on his yacht and it was like 10 like muscular boys, just like.

[Eddie]

Hey, Jeffrey, it's me, Barry.

[Natalie]

I was just call.

[Eddie]

Say, listen, I just heard like something about a island.

[Natalie]

I'd like to be there, please. Thank you. Yes, players got to bring all my dead orchids. So if you know anything about Barry Diller, please send it in. I'm more, I'm very interested to see more of his connections to Jeffrey Epstein considering I knew him and hated him personally. So I would love to get more information on that. And also another person we're looking at, if you have anything side stories. Lpotlmail.com is is Paulo Zampoli.

[Eddie]

Now this guy is the. That is the Trump of Italy.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

He is a real estate magnet and he works with models and it's like he's almost a one for one.

[Natalie]

He inherited his father died when he was 18 and then he inherited his father's toy company and then sold it to become a modeling again the modeling business. And he opened his own modeling agency and then he moved to the US in 24. Trump claims that he is the person that introduced him to Melania Trump because she was one of his models.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah. Makes sense.

[Natalie]

And then he isn't in the Epstein files a Whole bunch. But he is in there three times. But each of those times are very interesting. First, there's a witness testimony from a model about Epstein that's heavily redacted, but she does recall her time working with Zampoli and calls him sleazy. No way.

[Eddie]

An Italian manager of a modeling agency. No way. That guy.

[Natalie]

Yeah, this guy. He looks on the level. He looks on the level.

[Eddie]

No, that's an innocent man. The way he's gripping that fucking unidentified woman's waist.

[Natalie]

Yes, there's a bizarre email exchange between Epstein and a redacted party in which the redacted seems to be going through some sort of mental health crisis. And they're saying, please, I'm asking for an investigation. I never killed anybody and I stopped drugs, I swear. And I did not mention regular Bill Block. And we had Ari's private business discussed. I'm very scared. And it's all about Paulo Zampoli now.

[Eddie]

I also find it interesting is that, you know, it's never a good. If you Google yourself and there's just a bunch of pictures of you with a bunch of women's faces redacted, you know, like, that's always a bad sign.

[Natalie]

And the last one is an email exchange which says where Epstein told someone to be very careful. Oh, he's talking to Sultan Bin Sulaim, the guy, the torture video guy.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Natalie]

He's talking to him and he's having. That guy's having dinner with Zambo. And Epstein told him to be. Be careful. Zampoli is trouble lots. And then said he sells stories to the press, is what Epstein said about Zampoli. So if anyone has any information on Apollo, Zampoli or Barry Diller and they're involved in with Epstein, please email us. I would love to learn more about this.

[Eddie]

We love to learn. And that is fascinating. And it sounds like, oh, he's well on his way to consequences.

[Natalie]

Yes. So it's about these smaller girls, guys, of course, it's about. Everyone wants it to be Tom Hanks,

[Eddie]

but he's not a smaller guy. He's a big guy. Huge guys.

[Natalie]

Barry Diller is the biggest guy, you know. And so, like, these are the guys who are flying under the radar because it's like the same thing. Like, all right, I'm going to take this back to a much smaller level. It's got nothing to do with Epstein. It's like when an actor gets cancelled for something they said in a movie or a role they portrayed.

[Eddie]

Sure.

[Natalie]

And they always go after the actor and they never go after the producer. They never go after the executive going

[Eddie]

after somebody version in a character.

[Natalie]

I'm just saying you got to remember that go up, go to the top, go to the people who are really making the money. These are the guys that we need to be hold accountable for all this.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Because it's the only way we're going to do it. And we have to chase them from place to place to place. We have to make sure Les Wexner never can enjoy himself anywhere he goes as well. So now let's get into some actual justice.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

This is the. We may feel complicated about this man, but I don't really. In the end when it comes down, I don't care what he fought for. And it actually meant. It means a lot, lot to all of us. This is a really strangely important case that I think is important. It's like we got to look at.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Afroman. Afro man all the way. Formerly known as Joseph Foreman. Now we all know and love him as Afroman. He was, I wouldn't say one of the soundtracks of my Cuz I got cause I got ruined by 911.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

That was like after not do you have. You guys have to understand that if 911 different didn't happen, we're looking at an Afroman has Grammys world.

[Natalie]

I think we could be looking at an Afroman has Grammys world now.

[Eddie]

Yes. But I'm just saying that if afroman's vibe before 911 I think that we would. The whole world was on its on the right path until the. Until it happened, you know, I mean so he was involved in this incident with the Adams County Sheriff's Office in Ohio. Now the Adams County Sheriff's office is a group. Group of good old boy cops dead in the middle of the Florida of the Midwest.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

And they have had total impunity in this area. I mean, interesting that Afra man lives amongst them. This is MAGA country.

[Natalie]

Well, I mean it's not far from where Chappelle is, dude.

[Eddie]

It is the red heart of MAGA country.

[Natalie]

Right. Yeah. We also know Ohio could always flip. Ohio could flip.

[Eddie]

We'll see. Afroman is. He is considering himself. There are some people that call him maga. There are also some people that believe that he views himself as an equal school opportunist person.

[Natalie]

He ran for president against Trump.

[Eddie]

Yes. And he just seems to be, what I will put this out there, a traditionally socially conservative older black man.

[Natalie]

All right.

[Eddie]

So that seems to be a lot of one of the things he Talks

[Natalie]

about don't have to personally be his friend.

[Eddie]

No, but this is super important. So in 2022, August 2022, the sheriff's county, they executed a search warrant on Afroman's house. They. Apparently someone was saying about how he may have had a kidnapped person in there.

[Natalie]

They had a tip from a meth

[Eddie]

head, some random informant. Yeah, right. That there was kidnapping and drug trafficking going on. He. He was not there. A man was not there. His wife and children were home. The cops came in, they broke the gate in his driveway, they kicked the door in. They searched the home. They went through all of his CD collection. They apparently pulled out all of his suits. Went through the pockets of his suits. They went. They stole $5,000 in cash, which is a thing that.

[Natalie]

They took $5,000 and they, they put it on there. They stole 400. Yes, they said that he had 5,000. He had 5,400. And they kept the 400. When we got arrested, they like, this happens a lot.

[Eddie]

When we got arrested, especially with cash.

[Natalie]

They said that they only found like 13,000. And we all know that there was over 30. Yes. And so the cops just take it.

[Eddie]

They just take it. It happens a lot. All right. They found no evidence, there's no kidnapping, nothing happening. All of this was caught on Afroman's home cameras, right? He filled all these things of these fat tubby cops ripping through his home. Now, Averman, he came up, he said they did dollars worth of damage to my house. Eventually they say that he, he said they returned the five grand, 400 of it was missing. It was all this kind of. And he's like, well, this. They stole money for me. They came in, they, they up my house. I don't really have any recourse except to take it to the people. So he does what he was going to do, where he put out. I get it. I understand that it was his 16th album.

[Natalie]

I had no idea Afroman was so prolific.

[Eddie]

I mean, I think he's got a lot of time in there, right? He made this album.

[Natalie]

Album Lemon Pound Cake.

[Eddie]

Now you got. We're not allowed to play it due to rights and now. But you can know that these.

[Natalie]

We're not trying to get sued by Afroman. Although he does deserve some money.

[Eddie]

Put down his glove like so. He wrote this song in which he takes aim at several of the police officers. What Lemon Pound Cake was about this big fat officer that went into the kitchen and he looked at, you could see him go. He does the cartoon dude, he does the cartoony Yoga bear style. Because his mom made a freshly made lemon pound cake that was sitting on the counter of his kitchen table. He also had. The other songs were why you disconnected my video camera? Because they did go through. They took out all his cameras from the inside of his home.

[Natalie]

They got footage of the cameras getting disconnected.

[Eddie]

There was another song called Will you help me repair my door?

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

There was also a song called Sign my titties and hard ass Dick. Those are unrelated.

[Natalie]

Those are the same album.

[Eddie]

Those are things. Yeah.

[Natalie]

Yeah. He only had three songs about the cops on that album.

[Eddie]

Yes. And so the police in all of their. Like these. These songs would go on. Right. 20 million views. A lot of footage from the raid on his house. And then the police decided they needed to get some of their own justice. So they decided to sue Afroman for defamation, Defamation of character. They said it was invasion of privacy, misappropriation of their likeness. And they saw it from Afro Superman. $4 million in damages. Yeah. Then begins truly one of the most amazing trials I've ever seen. This is all in April. This came out in the last league. Watching the trial footage of them playing Lemon pound cake and Lick them low. Lisa. That was based upon one of the other larger women that were one of the.

[Natalie]

Randy Walters is a son of a.

[Eddie]

That's another song he put out. They played these songs in entire. In court. And the police's faces were so funny.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Lick them.

[Natalie]

Lol.

[Eddie]

Lisa was.

[Natalie]

She started crying.

[Eddie]

She was crying when he played the song. And he cuts to Afro Afroman sitting in a full American flag suit that he bought from Amazon. Just sitting there, literally just laughing and bouncing his head to the song. Cut to him giving. Asking the police officer the very heart of the case, of the defamation case, in which he's asking his own personal lawyer. And ask this dumb police officer. So is it true in the song that Afra man slept with your wife? Because that's the core of the defamation suit, right? Yeah. Is to say, obviously not. He's telling the world he did this. The police officer decides to react. How am I supposed to know? I ask her. It's like you fucking just threw your whole case in the fucking trash.

[Natalie]

Also like you. Just like you saying that about your wife.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Natalie]

Rafa man singing about your wife is

[Eddie]

one thing, and it turns out it's because they had gotten divorced. And guess who's the only person that Afroman brought as a witness testimony for him? That guy's ex wife brought him onto the stand. Ex wife talks all about the song she got she's an elementary school teacher. She comes out, she basically says like yes, I believe in an artist's right in order to sing. You know, like that's what they do. The. The Afromance lawyer. And an amazing exchange brought up. He's like is there a tale of a so that you might have played in class for your students or he's just like well you know, I had a bunch of students play a certain song that was. He's like what's. You can say it once. You can say the title of the song. And she's like song was called Wet ass Pussy. And I heard them, my students started playing. I told him shut it off. Right. I said you guys shut that off.

[Natalie]

But.

[Eddie]

And he was like were you offended by the contents of what ass pussy and what they were saying about the female body? And she was like no, that's an artist. Artistic license to talk about the way they feel about things.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Like encapsulated the whole thing. And then they go to the cross examination. The first thing the guy says, he's like hey, tell me like does this have anything to do with the divorce or this must have a lot to do with divorce. She was like no. He's like well it's not like you had like a protective order against him or anything. She's like yes I did actually. So then it revealed. She then. Then the lawyer. Lawyer literally walks her into admitting without him knowing that she had already had put a protective order out on her ex husband police officer. Because he was a psychopath. Yes. That's why they got divorced. It had nothing to do with the song.

[Natalie]

So also she has a biracial child.

[Eddie]

Yes, yes. Which.

[Natalie]

Which is the only person yet you can feel kind of bad for is this child.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Natalie]

That's the only person you can kind of feel bad for. But I will say it's not Afro Man's responsibility to take care of this woman and take care of this child's well being. Police officers, fucking job. Oh yeah, it's that stepfather's job to do a good job and not have his bullshit come back on him to reflect her.

[Eddie]

I agree. And what I find interesting is that the judge was against Afro Man. He actually went out of his way to try to trash the. The teacher's testimony by saying that she not an expert witness. He was very openly against this whole thing. Like he went a long time talking to lecturing Afroman about how he can't show any form of emotion like. Like bordering on inappropriate to a point where it's like he's just sitting there and then. But guess who saw through all of this? The people.

[Natalie]

That's right.

[Eddie]

The fucking jury saw what the truth of the matter was. Was and they dismiss the charges. Afroman does not have to pay them any money. So this is a really good example of how you take it to the state.

[Natalie]

But the thing is like, Afroman is still out 20 grand. And think about if he was.

[Eddie]

Dude, he's out 100 grand. How many he's got all the lawyers he's out.

[Natalie]

How many people did these cops do this to that had no recourse that didn't have Afroman's audience and shit?

[Eddie]

How many they kicked down?

[Natalie]

How many fucking. You know in the middle of Ohio when everyone's broke? No, they're fucking terrorizing this goddamn Adams county for a while. Well, if someone finally fucking held him accountable.

[Eddie]

I think it probably depends on your race, Eddie. And I also think it's interesting that it's MAGA on MAGA crime. Yes.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Eddie]

This is what you were seeing here. Is this MAGA on MAGA activity? The police officers are all deeply in bed, obviously with the administration. Of course they are. They loving it. Afroman's also fine with the administration. And they're all, all cannibalizing each other because of racism. Guys, your hate needs to be better directed. Listen, MAGA people, you can't inner fight each other. Okay? I mean, please do.

[Natalie]

That's their biggest strength is they never eat their own.

[Eddie]

Yes. But now I think it's time for you.

[Natalie]

Yes. I mean, so shout out. Afroman. We love you, dude. Thank you so much for this thing.

[Eddie]

You did really good.

[Natalie]

Yeah. This is exactly what bipartisan is is this is what. This story in particular, it's what we're fighting for is. I'm so proud of you. I'm glad you that sheriff's wife.

[Eddie]

No, you know, allegedly. Allegedly. All right, here we go. This is another.

[Natalie]

Oh, this is also the lebo m thing. It goes right into this. The guy who's like trying to sue that comedian for saying that the lyrics were different in the Lion King song circle of life. He's trying to sue him for 27 million because of something he said on Godfrey's podcast. Good luck with this Afroman shit. These fucking defamation suits need to fucking end. It's a waste of everyone's goddamn time and money.

[Eddie]

People legitimately just need to loosen the living fuck up.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That is where we are currently at.

[Natalie]

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[Eddie]

Everyone calm down. The Super Mario Brothers can take care of the kingdom. Let's go. This Wednesday. Toad Pack our things. The Galaxy is waiting.

[Natalie]

Who is this?

[Eddie]

So some cool dinosaur just shows up and he's now part of the group.

[Natalie]

Cool.

[Eddie]

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[Natalie]

Okay. Yes.

[Eddie]

Why I continue to be anti Airbnb.

[Natalie]

I don't mind Airbnb. I stay in it sometimes. I got a couple dates coming up,

[Eddie]

but this is, this is my one. Another example, Nicolet Keough, who seems to be a only fans model, Florida woman, 31 years old, accused of peeing and damaging more than $3,000 worth of property in multiple Airbnbs. Now, yes, this woman is doing for kind of content. She was pissing all over objects and filming them. Right. Now, my thing is, I know immediately people are gonna say, oh, the same thing happens in a hotel. I know.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's why I'm going to the hotel. I'm going to the hotel because that's a little room. That's where my wife's horniest.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay. That's just the plain truth.

[Natalie]

That's where I'm horniest.

[Eddie]

That is where I go to have fun. That's where I go to fucking leave weird little things sometimes. Right. And I put towels down.

[Natalie]

Sure. It is weird that we go to the dirtiest place possible to fuck because

[Eddie]

that's where you do it. Yeah. At home you have to think about all the things you have to clean. And in Airbnb, I don't want to go crazy in Airbnb because all I'm thinking about is the house made work. It looks like home I gotta do. Yeah. I just feel like it's like that's

[Natalie]

not where as a coffee maker. Well, I guess a lot of hotels have coffee makers, but I want to see if you use them. You're a psychopath.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I want a sexy shower and a bathroom stuff in there. Like I want somebody else to come worry about all this. The clean. You know, I leave money and stuff. And it's not like we're actively, like, I'm not getting hardcore gaped in there.

[Natalie]

Yeah, no, no, it's normal. It's regular.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But still go to a hotel to get ducking dirty in it. And this lady went around in this Airbnb pissing all over everything like she's a chihuahua.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

And she made quite a bit of money doing it, I guess.

[Natalie]

Well, I don't know if she made a lot of money. She had. She had a. She did it for her porno videos. And then. So the guy must have. This is what scares me about the Airbnb, to really know that this happened. He must have cameras inside the Airbnb. They claim that they saw her porno videos and that's how they know. But, like, what, are you searching every person who stays at your Airbnb for their porno videos afterwards?

[Eddie]

Well, imagine you're an Airbnb. Right. Maybe you're already. All right, you own an Airbnb. You. You own this, this, this home.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Eddie]

You yourself are wildly fascinated by PP videos.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Right. Also, the lady comes in, pees in the house. Right. Pisses all over the house. Right. And then leave.

[Natalie]

So he's just watching PP videos and he's like, on his own. That's my house.

[Eddie]

I could absolutely see she's squatting over the thing. Right. And he's just like, o. He's, you know, he's ready to jerk off. He's got the whole thing out there. He's got his pants open, he's got the lotion. He says, yeah, this lady's so full of water. I was watching drink water. I know she, her piss is going to be so free flowing. And then as she like lifts up the clam meat to shoot pee all over the thing. Yeah. He's just like, it's not a picture of my grandmother. Like, is that, Is that like a.

[Natalie]

Is that my Crown Royal chair?

[Eddie]

And so that is one of the big problems, as she did pee all over his Crown Royal chair.

[Natalie]

Now when you're saying like, oh, what's a Crown Royal chair?

[Eddie]

It's exactly what you think.

[Natalie]

It's. It's a chair that looks like a royal chair. Oh, that is Crown Royal, like, garments. It's a Crown Royal themed chair. You just have to understand, which is $3,000 on eBay.

[Eddie]

If I see a Crown Royal chair in your home, I assume it's covered in piss.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Like, that's how you get it.

[Natalie]

You have to drink enough Crown Royal to fucking lose your continent.

[Eddie]

I believe that to get a Crown Royal chair, you have to kill somebody. For the Canadian government. Yes. Like, this is one of the. That is the single trashiest piece of furniture I might have ever seen. That Crown Royal chair. For four grand, we're looking at this thing. Cover that in piss. Yes, absolutely. Drench. It looks like a throw, but it's

[Natalie]

a Crown Royal bag.

[Eddie]

And you mean also tell me. I will say. And I'm not a big peepee. I'm not a pee pee person.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Eddie]

I'm not a pee pee person.

[Natalie]

I mean, I pee every day, but I mean, I'll.

[Eddie]

For me, not for the public. And I don't do it for fun. I do, because I have to. Right.

[Natalie]

But I do find it kind of fun.

[Eddie]

Sure. Because it's fun to do. But in the Crown Royal chair, like, to me, I guess that is a great custom environment.

[Natalie]

So what? So this is her only fans page.

[Eddie]

Fansley. But I just thought that these tags. These are her tags that she tags. Outdoor P. Destructive pe.

[Natalie]

Interesting.

[Eddie]

Oh, live pee.

[Natalie]

Oh, an anal. Just regular anal.

[Eddie]

That's regular old anal. I guess that's when she's born. That's when she's in a drier climate. I think destructive pee, man.

[Natalie]

She's evidence. That is evidence. Clearly on that she is still has up on her peasley page.

[Eddie]

What is this Peasley? Yeah, yeah. Feel free to find. Find a piss.

[Natalie]

Anna Annie Bella, 69, if you want to give her a shout out. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Really great marketing on her part. Really amplify it.

[Natalie]

So the owner is saying that she cost $3 in damage. Obviously, we know that the Crown Royal chair was pissed on. And if you want to buy it on ebay, it goes from anywhere from three grand to four grand.

[Eddie]

How do I get the pissed on chair?

[Natalie]

Yes, that is a little. You could sell that. Probably better.

[Eddie]

But this Airbnb dude doesn't understand that. Now you could sell every object that's

[Natalie]

been pissed on in the house. Here are the other things that he says that she peed on. And some of those things sure make sense. Other things, I don't know if he's telling the truth. He's saying that he has to replace the Crown Royal chair.

[Eddie]

Yes, sir.

[Natalie]

A rug, four dining room chairs, but then a typewriter.

[Eddie]

O, that's not a. That can't be ruined by pee.

[Natalie]

A tv.

[Eddie]

She might have peed in it, but you can wash it.

[Natalie]

A record player. A toaster.

[Eddie]

She peed on the record player. What is she, electric fireplace gremlin? Is she like Is she like one of those destroys?

[Natalie]

I think he definitely. She definitely peed on the crown Royal chair because that's where the pee goes. That is like, you could look at that and be like, this is my new toilet.

[Eddie]

I get it. You pee on the ground royal chair. You definitely pee on a rug. You definitely pee in a bunch of dining room chairs.

[Natalie]

And there is a Crown Royal chair in there. I'm personally giving you the okay to pee on that chair.

[Eddie]

I'm pretty certain I've accidentally myself has pissed on a dining room chair. If I saw a crown, I might

[Natalie]

just start peeing out of excitement, dude.

[Eddie]

I might.

[Natalie]

Yeah, exactly. No, but to think that this woman saw a typewriter and was like, you know what this needs?

[Eddie]

Piss.

[Natalie]

Piss.

[Eddie]

I got it. She.

[Natalie]

You're telling me that there's a TV mounted to the wall and she peed on the television? This guy is using this pee pee incident as a way to refurnish his Airbnb completely.

[Eddie]

All work at no pee. Make make Jane go crazy. You know what you should have used instead of Airbnb. What? Air pnp. Thank you, Rob.

[Natalie]

Welcome to the show. That's nice.

[Eddie]

Yeah, and that's this new website,

[Natalie]

honestly. Great. Come to my house. Piss all over my house.

[Eddie]

Here we go.

[Natalie]

We're on air PMP now.

[Eddie]

Welcome to the tarps. And guess what? Because it's Air pnp, you got to remove the tarps. I want to see it washed and hanging on the dryer line when you leave.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Or you're gonna get it. You're gonna get a ppp. You're gonna get a PP fee. Oh, my God.

[Natalie]

Oh, that was fun.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Natalie]

I told you we got to talk about her.

[Eddie]

We had to talk about her. Yeah. I mean, almost to the point we have so many real other real stories we did. You know, like, you got the story of the Charlie Kirk's mentor dying in the pickleball.

[Natalie]

How did we forget about that?

[Eddie]

It is.

[Natalie]

Charlie Kirk's mentor died in a vicious pickleball accident.

[Eddie]

This guy by the name of Jeff Web, 76 years old, also known as the. Which is the single most disgusting title I've ever kind of.

[Natalie]

Really? Yeah. This is really disgusting.

[Eddie]

He was known as the father of modern cheerleading.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Which to me, it's got a mother in there. You know, I don't think ol Poppy needs to be in charge of the cheerleaders, but he. He apparently turned cheerleading into a gigantic game of, like, competition, like, by creating competitive cheerleading and added capitalism to it. And I'm certain God knows how many, God knows how many allegations, how many dead girls is attached to this man. I'm just gonna go. I mean, the man's fucking dead. I couldn't give a fucking shit. Fuck him. I'm pretty certain he's done bad things, but this guy, he died in a freak pickleball accident in which he fell and he cracked his head open. And I guess he'd been in a hospital. If you die during pick pickleball, you're the weakest person that's ever lived. Pickleball is the single safest activity. Besides, what's safer than pickleball?

[Natalie]

Walking.

[Eddie]

Right. Like just straight walking Pickleball. Slow open court, ping pong.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

With tennis ball style things. Yes. People do it fast. Cena.

[Natalie]

Pickleball injuries are on the rise.

[Eddie]

Sure.

[Natalie]

Because a lot of people are touring, tearing their Achilles tendon.

[Eddie]

That makes sense.

[Natalie]

People are losing eyes. People are losing sight from pickle ball. I looked this up. There's a lot of like, it's crazy.

[Eddie]

People getting hit by the ball.

[Natalie]

Well, pickleball as a sport has gone up over 300% in the last five years.

[Eddie]

Side stories LPOTL gmail.com why are you obsessed with pickleball? Also, why do you think pickleball should be eradicated? I think we need to hear from both sides.

[Natalie]

Well, doctors are saying that pickleball injuries are becoming quite an epidemic.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Natalie]

Because they are jumping right in this a lot is a lot of unhealthy people are playing pickleball because they can't play tennis.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Natalie]

And, and then, and so they're playing pickle ball and then they're tearing their Achilles. But also they're getting very hurt. They're very, they're unathletic people.

[Eddie]

But I love this social aspect that I love that people that are. I love that older people are exercising. They need to. You got to get out there. You got to do movement. Pickleball is a fun way to get out there. You can meet all sorts of anti vaxxers out there. There's so many fun. Just know that if you join a pickle ball league, they're all completely insane. It's why I stopped playing pickleball to begin with. I played about three times. I'm not into the social aspect personally. I don't want to meet new people. I'm done. I'm full. Right. I don't need a new best friend. And with pickleball, it does happen to be. And I mean this as no slight to all of you that love pickleball but it also seems to be a place where lonely people go. And so they go there where they can't be loved by other people. So they go to the pickleball courts to be loved or replace that love with pickleball. You know. And so some ways. And I feel like that's strange. I had an older woman call me fat.

[Natalie]

That's nice.

[Eddie]

She was correct.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You know, but that's life.

[Natalie]

Well, she was just probably giving you pickleball advice.

[Eddie]

She was.

[Natalie]

But going back to Jeff Webb, the guy who. Who died from falling during pickleball, which is. People don't die playing pickleball very often. I think there's only. I tried to search. I can only five. Like five.

[Eddie]

I'm glad it's him. Right?

[Natalie]

I just searched him. He's on the Epstein. There's some.

[Eddie]

There's.

[Natalie]

There's. Well, not. I don't know if it's him, but there are some Jeff Webs on the Epstein.

[Eddie]

Absolutely shocked Eddie. No way. All right. There's no way that is possible.

[Natalie]

Yes. The father of modern cheerleading.

[Eddie]

Oh, look at that.

[Natalie]

So it's like a guy who creates human pyramids. Hits his head playing pickleball.

[Eddie]

Fascinating. Because he was said. Because he was said. It was such a shame when Charlie Kirk got shot because he said we might have lost future president. Yeah. Henry, you know what? Honestly, God, that made me feel better.

[Natalie]

He was a billionaire, by the way. Just so you know.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Still is the only happy news I've gotten all this year.

[Natalie]

He. He had a private jet that he called Cheer Force One.

[Eddie]

I want to. This guy. I'm just glad that he's gone. I'm glad he's gone. I refuse to believe that he did anything good. Okay. I don't care. I know that. Yes, I'm glad. I like high school sports or whatever. But they still feel like it's another thing that we have weaponized. And it makes. It's like another thing. Thing that like makes little girls showing their mid drifts go to Las Vegas. You know what I mean? It's another thing that shouldn't be there.

[Natalie]

Did you know that cheerleading isn't necessarily a sport? Considered a sport.

[Eddie]

That's how we get.

[Natalie]

It's an act, it's an athletic activity. And so that's how he's able to like skirt around things.

[Eddie]

All these regulations. And he can monetize it in really questionable ways. And he's definitely guilty of something. We just haven't heard about it yet.

[Natalie]

His. His company Varsity spirit got in some hot Water with sexual misconduct. PL claims.

[Eddie]

No way.

[Natalie]

This was on Wikipedia. In September 2020, USA Today published a report accusing governing bodies tied to varsity spirit of allowing 180 individuals, including coaches, choreographers and others indicted for child sexual abuse. 40 of them have been. Have been convicted to and then continue particip activities. It found that their list of blacklisted individuals only contained 21 people. Even though 180 individuals were indicted for child sexual abuse, only 21 of them were. Were blacklisted. Oh, great.

[Eddie]

Well, good. You know what I say keep it going then.

[Natalie]

Yes. So this is Charlie Kirk's mentor, obviously. TapUSA Attorney Point USA put out a statement saying that they, they were like,

[Eddie]

oh, don't know, the guy died. Don't look. And Erica Kirk went.

[Natalie]

Stop. Yes. That is actually, I think a direct quote.

[Eddie]

Stop.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And then she, she went back inside of the huge. That birthed her.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I actually do believe that Erica Kirk is not.

[Natalie]

She's a butt baby. You think?

[Eddie]

I don't think that she's separate from the ancient evil that birthed her.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And that she's actually just sort of the end of a long sort of like I'd say probiscus from the general area of a. A giant sort of done witch horror style. Ancient enemy of the human race.

[Natalie]

Yeah. It would make sense that.

[Eddie]

I don't want to defame her at all, though. I don't want to get sued.

[Natalie]

Yeah, no, no. I mean like she, you know, but it would make sense that she's a butt baby because she does look like.

[Eddie]

Well, she's in a savage patch doll

[Natalie]

after you stepped on the back of its head.

[Eddie]

She's double agent for the CIA in Russia.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Probably an MK Ultra child prostitute and ultimately had Charlie Kirk murdered for her own benefit. So.

[Natalie]

We think so. Allegedly.

[Eddie]

Allegedly.

[Natalie]

Allegedly.

[Eddie]

Allegedly. I'm just covering myself.

[Natalie]

Legally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, legally. But yeah, we'll. I. I want to deep dive in her a little bit.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah, you and J.D.

[Natalie]

vance.

[Eddie]

Dang.

[Natalie]

That's a shallow dive.

[Eddie]

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. All right. I think it's time.

[Natalie]

He's a lazy boy.

[Eddie]

It is time for some listener emails.

[Natalie]

Are you ready, Eddie? Yes.

[Eddie]

Oh, you hold it. And Rick. Yes, sure. Now, in a run up to these stories last week, I kind of made a mistake in even asking for these.

[Natalie]

Sometimes you ask for something in the moment and you're like, oh, wow, wow.

[Eddie]

And what I did was I asked for you to tell me the stories of your ghost pets. Now, what I did find interesting is that I started Reading one of these things to Natalie, she just started crying. So what I'm going to do here is because this is. I'll tell you the truth, right. Obviously I'm not. I'm not anything. I believe in almost nothing.

[Natalie]

Right.

[Eddie]

I'm a full across the board agnostic. I believe that there's not even really even a point anymore to ask if there's a God because we're not going to even know we're going to be dead. Whatever happens.

[Natalie]

If there's a Zeus.

[Eddie]

Same, same. And then I think that we are. It doesn't matter what happens next because you just blink out. And what that experience is something that we will never know. Right? That is my cold hard truth. But when it comes my. For me. But I agree, unfortunately, when it comes to pets, doggies and kitties, I become Linda, where there is no way you can't convince me little puppies and kitties don't go to heaven and that there's not a gentle world.

[Natalie]

So you believe that heaven only exists for dogs and cats.

[Eddie]

If there. There is a celestial afterlife for things that are inherently good, it could only be for pets.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Eddie]

No human being is good enough to go to heaven remotely, anywhere near the surface.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Eddie]

To go to heaven.

[Natalie]

I could see this if there is one. Plausible.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Honestly, if you do believe in the core of the gnostic cheat the og Gnostic teachings of the beginnings of Christianity, you. They don't believe in a heaven or hell. They believe you do just sort of wander the earth anyway aimlessly and. And that's really what happens. And that heaven is only for saints and hell is really only for the most heinous of hands.

[Natalie]

But what is the difference between agnostic and atheist?

[Eddie]

Atheist means you hardcore believe that there is absolutely nothing.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Eddie]

And that there is no God. There is nothing besides the empirical. Empirical. What you can measure everything requires scientific evidence and you want things to be here. And things are basically humanistic. Because part of what the good part of atheism is trying to say is that we don't need a skydive daddy to act good to each other. Yeah. No.

[Natalie]

You don't have to be scared to go to hell to not commit crimes.

[Eddie]

Yes. I feel like that's one of the central tenets of atheism. The idea of that a. The idea of faith being a fantasy is probably true more than anything. Right? Like it makes you feel bad.

[Natalie]

Atheist.

[Eddie]

You might. Yes. You might be.

[Natalie]

I think I'm atheist.

[Eddie]

I just believe in ancism because I don't think we Even understand this current reality we are in. And that there is. We are past any sort. We're nowhere near understanding it. We are lost in the sauce right now.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So they don't know they're in one.

[Natalie]

I don't care.

[Eddie]

You could say I pointedly don't know.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Eddie]

And I know that answering the. Trying to answer the question doesn't change my day to day.

[Natalie]

Yeah. See, I go atheist because I just hate all religion.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I just hate religion.

[Natalie]

I think.

[Eddie]

Religion, faith.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

But I do hate religion.

[Natalie]

So if, you know, if church makes you a better person, good for you.

[Eddie]

Yeah, whatever. So this story, though. So I'm gonna read a couple of ghost pet stories.

[Natalie]

Great.

[Eddie]

That I believe in wholeheartedly. And if you don't believe in them, I honestly, at this point in time, you just have to just walk away. Okay. If this is. If you're not into ghost pet stories, this is what we're gonna do. This is a maudlin time. And I'm gonna be reading it in the style of my mother.

[Natalie]

Okay, great.

[Eddie]

So my parents, they're definitely haunted, but they're old Chihuahua Cricket. She chose my dad one day when he was working as a manager of a Safeway store in Texas. Her previous owner had abandoned her in the parking lot. She came to the store, went upstairs to the offices, and walked into my dad's room. They were inseparable ever since. Some years later, my parents moved to Colorado. They had me. She never forgave me for being born, but she lived to the ripe old age of at least 18 years old. And when she died, they buried her in our family pet cemetery. And when my folks moved away our business, when they moved away, they dug up bones and they brought them with them.

[Natalie]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

They've since moved back, and to this

[Natalie]

day, they dug up its bones.

[Eddie]

My mother did the same very thing for Tuffy, her childhood dog. When my grandfather finally died, they went back and they dug up the bones. What?

[Natalie]

And then what?

[Eddie]

Had it in the fucking garage.

[Natalie]

They what they should have done, Gave the bones to another dog. Dogs love bones. Cute. Yeah, Let it keep going.

[Eddie]

And then they get mad dog disease. Now they have a hard little body. They put a vintage hard body little igloo cooler. It's probably from the 70s. That's what the bones are. They've since rescued several more Chihuahuas because my mother has an insatiable need to have enough something to smother something with love, which is normal. That's what all mothers want. And you take it from us. When you leave. Just know that you take our purpose from us and you leave us and let our breasts dry. Hold on.

[Natalie]

There's no ghost in this story.

[Eddie]

Wait now. My ball, my brother, my folks, they have sworn up and down for decades now that late at night they'll have their pack of Chihuahuas in bed with them, but they can still hear crickets, toenails walking around the kitchen. And when I move.

[Natalie]

Sounds like they got rats.

[Eddie]

No, no, you don't know. You weren't there. And I moved back in after college.

[Natalie]

I heard it too.

[Eddie]

But luckily she only ignored me in the. The afterlife, that's one.

[Natalie]

Sounds like rats. That story is not real.

[Eddie]

That's not a real story, Eddie. You don't know. I do know. You know how many times people come up to my mother and say stuff like, I talked to your dog in heaven and she wants to know. She's a mark. She wants to know. Your dog wants you to know. Live your truth. Henry.

[Natalie]

Henry Thomas, I need some more money. Henry Thomas, I need money from the.

[Eddie]

They said to me, don't be ashamed for yourself. I talked to a pet psychic, came up to me and said, I spoke to Valentine in the afterlife and she said, you're going to want to get into Duolingo. Yes. And then. Yeah. And then gave her the code last podcast. 50 for Duolingo. Here we go. Ghost cat.

[Natalie]

I'm more of a fan of Ghost Dog, of course. Great movie. It's a bit slow, but it's phenomenal.

[Eddie]

I actually wanted to send this story to you for years ago when it happened, but I talked myself out of it. My fucking. Did my mother write this? After hearing your request for pet haunting stories, though, I figured I could finally share my pet ghost experience. Breeze was my beloved childhood cat who had passed away 10 years before this story. One night I was sleeping in my bed when I was awakened by something jumping onto the foot of the bed. The movement definitely woke me, but I didn't open my eyes or even try to make sense of what I had just felt because it's important to mention at this time there was no other pets living in my home.

[Natalie]

But we do leave the back door open every night.

[Eddie]

It's just. It's for the breeze. I then began to feel the motion of little steps walking along the masters toward the head of the bed. And I. I heard purring. Then I felt something furry brush against my hand. So it lifted my hand and the next thing I knew, I was petting what I still believe to this day was my cat, Breeze. I kept my eyes closed because I was afraid he would be gone if I opened them. But I could feel his little ears, his furry back and tail under my hand. I continued to pet him for another minute or so. I opened my eyes and he was gone.

[Natalie]

Oh, it sounds like you had a weird dream.

[Eddie]

Sounds like you never let me tell nice stories, Eddie.

[Natalie]

Sounds like every time I tell my

[Eddie]

stories you just get so cynical about them. And I know it's true. I white lit valentine when she went

[Natalie]

to the other side. She's petting a pillow and we gotta sit here and read a story about it.

[Eddie]

Honestly, a lot of the times a breaking character in here, a lot of times it does turned out it's a drifter that's broken and he's about to suck on your feet. You know how many times that happens?

[Natalie]

All the ghost pet stories is like the pet coming back and it just wants to. It's never like the pet was evil and it's coming to kill me again.

[Eddie]

No.

[Natalie]

It's like. Cuz ghosts are like just as evil as they are nice.

[Eddie]

Here's another one. When I was younger, I had a pet frog.

[Natalie]

Oh Jesus.

[Eddie]

He was a very good frog, all right. And he enjoyed doing things most frogs enjoyed doing. He's also. He really enjoyed when I play the music specifically Are you gonna be my girl by jet.

[Natalie]

The iPhone song, the ipod song, I

[Eddie]

don't know why, but the silhouette ipod song.

[Natalie]

He loved all Apple products.

[Eddie]

He would croak along to it every time he heard it. This is revel to the story.

[Natalie]

Okay.

[Eddie]

So one day I was rushing out the house after feeding him and I accidentally forgot to lock his tank. When I come home, the tank was open, he was gone. I looked for him for days.

[Natalie]

It turned into a ghost.

[Eddie]

I looked for him for days. I never found them. Completely destroyed. Little kid, me starting after that. Whenever it was really quiet in the house or when I was listening to Jet, I would hear him. Are you going to be my girl?

[Natalie]

That's the song that he's talking about,

[Eddie]

Eddie. I swear to God. I swear to God.

[Natalie]

He's talking about the John.

[Eddie]

No, no, no. When I sit and listen to Jed, I'd start hearing his croaking, right? And that went long after I knew that there was no chance of him surviving. No chance here in his croaking though,

[Natalie]

always made me feel a little better.

[Eddie]

No matter what was up, it was two after years after I lost him that we were clearing out the house to redo the carpet and we ended up finding his body.

[Natalie]

So he was croaking, trying to be found. And you're like, it's this ghost.

[Eddie]

It was from the ghost.

[Natalie]

It's his ghost.

[Eddie]

Help me.

[Natalie]

Trying to live.

[Eddie]

Help me. Come get me. I'm in the wall. And then we gave him a proper burial. And after that, I never heard the croaking again.

[Natalie]

This irresponsible child kills a frog and croaks and then hears the goddamn thing. All right. If a dog or a cat has a soul, that's a conversation that I

[Eddie]

honestly, I don't even. I don't. I don't want to.

[Natalie]

I did not want to.

[Eddie]

No, I don't. I don't.

[Natalie]

Now that we're talking about, like, I'm not willing to go frog.

[Eddie]

I am just not willing.

[Natalie]

It's not.

[Eddie]

I'm not gonna get so many emails. Frogs do not have souls. Don't have.

[Natalie]

They're in amphibians or cold blooded.

[Eddie]

You need for a soul. Google AI does say frogs possessing souls is a philosophical and spiritual question that is up for debate.

[Natalie]

Google, I cannot answer this question. Answer this question.

[Eddie]

I. I will say also my friend from the red dot reached out also said the same thing. But I honestly, I do believe that on some level, yes, the idea that there being an Akashic record style world where the actual physical spirits of our dogs and cats kind of reside might be a step too far. But I've hoped that it's there just because it's sweet. But I do believe that at the very heart of hearts, the reason why there is so much specific ghost pet like material which is like we got 100 emails like not even exaggerating and I think partially and people miss their pets. But I think that is that and I think that we, and I love side stories lp otl gmail.com to get your opinions on this. I do think we're seeing the direct evidence of what you'd call a thought form or a tulpa, that this is literally an exact example of the purity of your own emotions.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And the, and the feelings you have around that dog and that pet and that sense of comfort and the sense of home that that that animal brings.

[Natalie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You can project it into your reality.

[Natalie]

No matter who you are or what you believe in, you like your pet

[Eddie]

more than anybody else.

[Natalie]

Like the clan has dogs.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah. Hitler loved his dogs.

[Natalie]

Yeah. Yeah. There's lot there is that that exists. The clan probably has like lots of dogs.

[Eddie]

Lots of dogs.

[Natalie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Well, and then like residual I. The clan's got cats. Residual hauntings versus direct hauntings. Like a residual haunting, which is just the sounds of stuff from the past that you're still hearing as opposed to the spirit of an animal actually being there. Yes. Also side stories. LP, gmail.com. do you know any clan members, clan members that have cats? Klux Clap. Now that is actually, actually really making me curious.

[Natalie]

Of course. I think they're more dog people than cat people.

[Eddie]

I've just never seen.

[Natalie]

Well, people don't show up with their cats. They don't hunt people with cats.

[Eddie]

Let me look at it honestly. With cats. KKK grand wizard with cats.

[Natalie]

Yes. I think it's bad.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Frank Ancona had a bunch of cats.

[Natalie]

Oh, he did. It must be hard on the cat to have the hood on with the whiskers, you know? Yeah, dogs do great.

[Eddie]

I think the hood happened. That was their problem is that it said it's smell like. Like pee. So maybe they kind of kept him from smelling it because he had the hood over his face.

[Natalie]

Let's end the show.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's time to end. We've been doing this long enough.

[Natalie]

Once we're talking about whether the clan has cats or not, it's time.

[Eddie]

We can.

[Natalie]

We can end the show now. Yeah.

[Eddie]

We can go live every day wondering what pets your favorite hate grace group has laugh knowing for a fact that I bet you the guys over at the Nation of Islam love turtles. Who knows? And you can live day knowing that our episodes will sometimes go to an hour and a half because. Because we want to. We want them to. And we're here. So go to patreon.com podcast on the left to give us money and get these shows commercial free. You can also get them. You can see last stream on the Left live every Tuesday, 5pm PST. This week we have after hours, which is if you give Money at the $10 level, you can contribute videos of your own and we will pick them and then make fun of you for them. We cannot wait on this very special show on all for your Own on Patreon.

[Natalie]

Yeah. We will say that the videos do need to get a little better.

[Eddie]

We're getting there. We're getting there. We're working on it. We're working on it. And go to LP on the Left for all of our social media needs. Go to our YouTube channels for all the horseshit. And go to Last podcast in the left.com to buy tickets for our live show.

[Natalie]

That's right side Stories is hitting the road. We're going to Alaska. It's happening. Anchorage is sold out on April 17th. But April 18th, we got a Fairbank show that's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm also gonna do another show the next after with Billy. That's a. I think it's either on the 18th or the 19th or the 20th. Either way, you'll find out about it. Lexington, Kentucky is going to be directly after our Cincinnati show. I can't wait for the Cincinnati show. I can't wait to go show off to my family that people like me

[Eddie]

we got to go.

[Natalie]

No idea. That people like me we got to go to.

[Eddie]

Unheard of.

[Natalie]

Unheard. Oh, yes.

[Eddie]

That store.

[Natalie]

Oh, you love that store. Oh, you love that place. And we'll go to Cincy Shirts too. I love that place. But Lexington, Kentucky, April 26, we're gonna be there. That's gonna be a lot of fun. Come see us there. May 7th, we're gonna be at the Avalon, part of Netflix as a joke. Come see side stories. Billy Wayne Davis is going to join

[Eddie]

us for that show.

[Natalie]

That's gonna be a lot of fun. That's May 7th, 9:45 at the Avalon here in Los Angeles. May 30th, we're gonna be in Rochester, New York. And June 28th, London, Ontario. And of course February 2027, crime wave at Sea. Go see that. And then not this weekend, but next weekend, come see Amber and I at the Lyric Hyperion here in la. We're doing a co headlining set. It's gonna be a lot of fun. I got some new material. I'm gonna try out some jokes for Alaska and for P. Funk Fest and in. In. I got a whole bunch of shows coming down the line. Go to eddytunes.com, get your tickets to come see me personally on the road. I got. I just booked a whole bunch of more stuff.

[Eddie]

That's fucking gross.

[Natalie]

It's gonna be great. I'll see you guys very soon. We love you very much. Love you.

[Eddie]

Bye bye. Hail Satan.

[Natalie]

And yes, hail Ghost pets. Yep, it good. Good for you. I'm glad you get another. A little more time with them.

[Eddie]

Isn't it nice?

[Natalie]

Yeah. Rambo is definitely dead. Rambo ain't coming back. He spent every moment on her.

[Eddie]

He's tired. Yes.

[Natalie]

And if he was a ghost, I'd never know because he couldn't walk. And he just lays there.

[Eddie]

I would. We are also. We are sorry to the family of Rosa Parks. No, you're not fucking.

[Natalie]

Why do you mean we're sorry. Sorry to the family of Harriet Tubman. But Rosa Parks, if you want to call my grandma hot. What, am I going to get mad at you?

[Eddie]

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[Natalie]

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[Eddie]

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