Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Cornhole & Bulletholes

Date: March 25, 2026
Hosts: Eddie & Natalie
Episode Theme:
A wild romp through recent weird news, true crime updates, culture commentary, and the macabre, delivered with irreverent humor and a penchant for the absurd. This episode covers bizarre scams, scandalous celebrity breakups, the rise and fall of an armless cornhole champion accused of murder, fresh Epstein file discoveries, piss-related Airbnb crimes, the legal saga of Afroman, and ends with listener-submitted ghost pet stories.

Table of Contents

1. Intro & Banter
2. Lottery Scammer Update — 05:44
3. Celebrity Splits & Osbourne Family Gossip — 08:12
4. The Armless Cornhole Champion Murder Case — 13:11
5. Epstein Island: A Methodist Pastor’s Strange Role — 29:16
6. Miscellaneous Epstein File Research — 36:56
7. Afroman vs. Adams County Sheriff’s Office — 42:28
8. Airbnb “Destructive Pee” OnlyFans Case — 57:56
9. Pickleball, Cheerleading, and Sudden Death — 65:42
10. Listener Emails: Ghost Pets — 72:56

Intro & Banter

• [01:03] The hosts open the episode with playful back-and-forth on dressing dogs as historical figures (Harriet Tubdog & Rosa Barks) for Black History Month.
  • Quote, Eddie: "Is it inappropriate for a white couple to dress up their dogs as important figures in African American history? Like, if I were to dress up Wendy as Harriet Tubdog and Carmi as Rosa Barks..."
  • Quote, Natalie: "The pun's awful, but now I realize it's actually not bad."
• The intro banter goes off the rails with jokes about Rosa Parks’ legacy, physical appearance, and the perils of open-ended questions.

Lottery Scammer Update [05:44]

• [05:44] Follow-up from previous coverage: Seven men scammed people out of $21,000 by pretending a lottery winner was handing out cash at rest stops — a listener writes in with a personal brush with the scam.
  • Quote, Listener recounting scam: “Hey man, a dude back there just won the lottery, he’s handing out cash. The news is here, man.”
• The hosts mock the low return (“minimum wage scam”) and how obviously fake and ineffective the con was.

Celebrity Splits & Osbourne Family Gossip [08:12]

• [08:12] Brief pop culture detour: news about Kelly Osbourne and Sid Wilson splitting, and musings on the so-called “Youngblood curse.”
  • Youngblood is humorously predicted, in mock-prophetic tone, to father a baby with Sharon Osbourne.
  • Wild commentary about Ozzy’s final show, engagement etiquette, and the spectacle of tabloid relationships.
  • Quote, Eddie: "That's as trashy as getting engaged at someone else's wedding."

The Armless Cornhole Champion Murder Case [13:11]

• [13:11] Main story: Dayton Weber, double amputee cornhole champion from Maryland, is arrested as a murder suspect in a Charles County shooting.
  • The hosts are fascinated by how Weber, armless and legless since childhood, became a local sports hero—and now, a suspect in a deadly shooting.
  • Shock and amazement at his demonstrated ability to not only play cornhole but also drive and allegedly operate a firearm.
    • Reference to a viral video showing Weber reloading and firing a gun using his nubs, which becomes “evidence” in the case.
    • Listeners contribute stories of how Weber was both impressive in sports (wrestling/cornhole) and, according to some, a notorious jerk.
  • Dark humor and philosophical reflections about ability, criminality, and ableism.
  • Quote, Natalie (on wrestling): "Remember wrestling is all weight-based, so he's wrestling guys with arms and legs."
  • Quote, Eddie: "No matter how many limbs you have or have not, you can still be an asshole."

Epstein Island: A Methodist Pastor’s Strange Role [29:16]

• [29:16] Mini-segment: Missouri pastor Stephanie Remington was suspended after it was discovered she had been Epstein’s administrative assistant and property manager on Little St. James Island.
  • The hosts are aghast at how even after media exposure, Remington merely received a 90-day suspension.
  • They discuss how administrative staff (often women) wind up the only ones facing consequences, while male billionaires remain unscathed.
  • Quote, Eddie: “She was used as a whitewashing technique for the island... she bent over and spread her fucking cheeks and they took it.”

Miscellaneous Epstein File Research [36:56]

• [36:56] Further Epstein file speculation:
  • Natalie searches for billionaire Barry Diller in the files and shares anecdotes from her time working for him, including Diller's requests for daily orchids.
  • Discussions about other odd Epstein contacts, including Italian modeling mogul Paolo Zampoli and their seedy reputations.
  • The segment reveals big names in files, odd email exchanges, references to “trouble,” and the recurring theme of elite impunity.

Afroman vs. Adams County Sheriff’s Office [42:28]

• [42:28] Deep dive into Afroman’s unique legal saga in Ohio:
  • [43:00] Afroman (Joseph Foreman) had his house raided by cops on a bogus tip; police destroyed property and were caught on home security cameras.
  • Afroman responds by producing a satirical album (“Lemon Pound Cake”) about the incident, mocking police involved, using footage from the raid.
  • [47:10] The police, humiliated by viral attention, sue Afroman for defamation—in arguably the pettiest legal action of the year.
  • [48:10] The trial features full playthroughs of Afroman’s parody songs in court (“Lick ‘Em Low Lisa” makes a cop cry on the stand).
  • [51:45] The jury decisively sides with Afroman.
  • Quote, Eddie: "That's how you take it to the state!"
  • [52:00] Reflection on the staggering legal costs for ordinary people and how much worse it could be for those without Afroman's platform.

Airbnb “Destructive Pee” OnlyFans Case [57:56]

• [57:56] The hosts discuss the arrest of Florida OnlyFans model Nicolet Keough, who filmed herself urinating on and damaging $3,000+ worth of Airbnb property for fetish content.
  • Discussion of the boundary between hotel and Airbnb debauchery, the specifics of the Crown Royal chair she peed on ("Trashiest furniture ever seen"), and the link between property owners discovering the videos via online searches.
  • Darkly comic speculation on how anything covered in Crown Royal bags is probably already soaked in pee.
  • [63:09] Debate over what was really damaged: rugs, chairs, a typewriter, a TV (“What is she, an electric fireplace gremlin?”).
  • Joke pitches for an alternative business: "Air PNP."
  • Quote, Natalie: "I’m giving you the okay to pee on the Crown Royal chair."

Pickleball, Cheerleading, and Sudden Death [65:42]

• [65:42] The death of “father of modern cheerleading” Jeff Webb, mentor to Charlie Kirk, is recounted.
  • He died at age 76 following a freak pickleball accident (head injury).
  • The hosts gleefully roast Webb’s legacy, the dark side of competitive cheerleading, and his company’s history of sexual abuse scandal cover-ups.
  • Commentary on pickleball’s rising injury rates among unfit boomers, and the odd subculture growing up around the sport.
  • [69:07] Natalie notes Webb’s company’s long list of ignored sexual abuse indictments; the duo mock the performative grief of Kirk's camp with dark, tongue-in-cheek rejoicing.
  • Quote, Eddie: "If you die during pickleball, you're the weakest person that's ever lived."

Listener Emails: Ghost Pets [72:56]

• [72:56] Segment requested by Eddie: stories of ghost pets from listeners.
  • [73:43] "Cricket's Toenails": A Chihuahua believed by its family to haunt their new home (or, per Natalie, likely a rat).
  • [80:08] “Ghost Cat”: Listener recounts feeling their deceased cat jumping onto the bed, with purring and all sensory details—Natalie again asserts it was probably a dream.
  • [82:22] “Ghost Frog”: Listener’s frog goes missing, then croaking is heard for weeks (even while Jet’s “Are You Gonna Be My Girl” plays), only to later discover the frog’s body hidden in the house.
  • The hosts debate the metaphysics of animal souls, agnosticism vs atheism, and what it means for belief in pet spirits.
  • Final riffs on whether Klan members have cats, and which hate groups might be more “dog people.”
  • Quote, Eddie: "Frogs do not have souls. Don't have—"
  • Quote, Natalie: "All the ghost pet stories is like the pet coming back and it just wants to... It's never like the pet was evil and it's coming to kill me again."

Notable Quotes & Moments

• On virtue-signaling via dog costumes:

  • Eddie: “I think it’s cute. Natalie thinks it’s a hate crime.” [02:39]

• On Youngblood’s Osbourne escapades:

  • Eddie: "Youngblood’s gonna put a child in Sharon Osbourne in the last of her eggs." [09:19]

• On the armless killer cornhole champion:

  • Eddie: “It’s amazing he did it while driving... Think about the points of pressure you need... knees and nubs.” [18:40]

• On elitist impunity:

  • Natalie: “Two women. Not a single guy has been the CEO (punished for Epstein).” [33:51]

• On the “Lemon Pound Cake” trial:

  • Eddie: “Watching the trial footage of them playing Lemon Pound Cake and Lick 'Em Low Lisa in court, and the police's faces were so funny.” [48:09]

• On OnlyFans Airbnb pee crime:

  • Natalie: “She peed all over his Crown Royal chair. If I see a Crown Royal chair in your home, I assume it's covered in piss." [61:19]

Episode Tone & Style

• Irreverent, absurd, and darkly comedic.
• Freewheeling tangents (from Rosa Parks to civil rights OnlyFans dog costumes to armless shooters).
• Equal measures of scandal, social commentary, and low-brow riffing—nothing is sacred.

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Intro & Banter: 01:00 – 05:44
• Lottery Scam Update: 05:44 – 08:12
• Celebrity/Osbourne Gossip: 08:12 – 13:11
• Armless Cornhole Murder: 13:11 – 29:16
• Epstein Methodist Pastor: 29:16 – 36:56
• Barry Diller/Paolo Zampoli/Files: 36:56 – 42:28
• Afroman Trial Saga: 42:28 – 57:56
• OnlyFans/Destructive Pee: 57:56 – 65:42
• Pickleball/Cheerleading/Death: 65:42 – 72:56
• Ghost Pet Stories: 72:56 – End

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