Side Stories: D4vd Deep Dive

Summary

Last Podcast on the Left: Side Stories – D4vd Deep Dive (May 6, 2026)

Hosts: Henry Zebrowski & Ed Larson
Main Theme:
A darkly comedic, in-depth look at the D4vd case: his meteoric musical rise, connections to the murder of Celeste Rivas Hernandez, and the chilling details behind the grisly crime, with hosts analyzing the events, timeline, and cultural impact, all filtered through their signature irreverent lens.

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Episode Overview

The hosts deliver a “deep dive” into the disturbing and bizarre story of D4vd (a.k.a. “Deforvid”), a once-rising pop musician now infamous for his involvement in the murder of 15-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez and accusations of child predation. The episode traces the origins of their interest in the case, unpacks evidence and timeline revelations, mocks the incompetence of the crime, and laments the generational crisis embedded in music and online culture. Throughout, Henry and Ed’s gallows humor keeps the episode energetic, despite the grim subject matter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

D4vd: The Origins of a “Mall Goth” Pop Star

• Fashion Talk: Henry wears a “challenging hat” in “celebration” of D4vd’s infamous bad headwear.
  Henry: “Every year...Jackie will give me a bag of entertainment hats. Bad hats...nothing bad about this hat.” (03:37)
• Name, Notoriety, and the Internet:
  • D4vd (real name David Anthony Burke) started as a Fortnite-obsessed YouTuber. Switched to music as a workaround for copyright issues.
  • Explosive fame was shocking to the hosts:
    Ed: “Who is this guy? Oh, my God, he’s incredibly famous.” (07:18)
• Social Media & Youth:
  • D4vd’s online presence was “childlike,” and his audience skewed young, both online and in predatory behaviors.
  • Henry: “He does mall music for crying 13-year-old girls.” (20:24)

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The Case: Timeline and Details

The Crime Scene

• Discovery:
  • Celeste’s body found in the trunk (“frunk”) of an abandoned Tesla at a junkyard, September 2025.
• Relationship Timeline:
  • D4vd met Celeste when he was 15 and she was 10 or 11, via Discord.
  • Their sexual relationship spanned September 2023–September 2024.
  • Crime believed to have occurred April 23, 2025; body discovered months later.
• Autopsy & Gruesome Details:
  • Body was decomposed; two stab wounds—one in the liver, one in the intestine.
    Ed: “The actual stabbing of Celeste...they found two stab wounds. An inch and a half and two inches...one cut her liver.” (30:28)
  • D4vd attempted to dismember and dispose of the body using chainsaws and a kiddie pool, bought with a traceable Amazon account.

The Murder Investigation

• Poor Crime Execution:
  • D4vd used credit cards, left digital trails, and made no credible effort to conceal evidence:
    Henry: “Just the concept…if you really wanted to do this…you would buy, like, a butcher knife...and you buy it with cash, ten pounds away, and you do it silently.” (45:02)
  • Kept Celeste’s body at home for weeks before moving it to the Tesla.
• Digital “Spams”:
  • Authorities found over 40 terabytes of child sexual assault material, much of it self-produced and shared.
  • Henry: “There’s probably other victims that are involved somewhere within that CSAM material, it seems like...because he was making it and openly talking about it on his Discord.” (08:28)

Timeline (select timestamps):

• Discord grooming: Began when Celeste was 10/11 (12:41)
• Relationship: Officially began Sept 7, 2023; ended Sept 7, 2024 (24:45)
• Final confrontation & murder: April 23, 2025 (25:39)
• Album Release: April 25, 2025 (40:37)
• Chainsaw & body bag purchases: Early May 2025 (41:05)
• Body found: After Tesla abandoned and impounded, September 2025 (47:18)

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The Music: Pop Stardom Tainted

• D4vd’s biggest single, “Romantic Homicide,” was heavily inspired by—or perhaps a “confession” about—the murder:
  • Lyrics Read-Aloud and Analysis:
    Henry: “These are the lyrics to ‘Romantic Homicide’...in the back of my mind, I killed you, probably shouldn’t have said that.” (22:30–23:06)
  • Ed: “It’s such a childish thing to say, ‘I hate you.’” (23:23)
• Hosts lament that Gen Z musical “taste” is shaped by algorithmic isolation from deeper music history:
  • Henry: “Highly derivative of like, Babyface...Right? He’s like a modern shitty—He’s got a different, a slightly different aesthetic though.” (21:17)
  • Ed on new pop: “If Youngblood is their Ozzy, then he’s their Tupac.” (21:57)
  • Henry: (In disbelief) “What is happening...?” (22:00)

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Analysis: Psychological Dimensions & Parental Responsibility

• On the Youth of Both Victim and Perpetrator:
  • The hosts frequently note D4vd’s “chronically online,” childlike mentality, and inability to comprehend either reality or consequences.
  • Henry: “He’s still honestly childlike in a way...mentally a child, and I just don’t think he’s got a heck of a lot going on in the upstairs department.” (28:25)
• Parental Abdication:
  • Ed points to the failures of Celeste’s parents:
    Ed: “I’m gonna say something that’s probably rude...but her parents suck.” (35:26)
  • Henry: “You can’t be somebody’s parent and their friend.” (35:35)
• Digital Culture’s Role:
  • Ominous discussion of Discord as a venue for grooming, and the digital traces left by an “ironic, numb” youth generation.

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Cultural Fallout & Legal Prognosis

• The Aftermath:
  • D4vd continued touring and performing, with shows at major festivals, after the murder.
    Henry: “He didn’t miss a lick...selling tickets.” (48:39)
• Justice System Skepticism:
  • Henry: “Because the one thing we know about our judicial system: they always get it right.” (48:58 — sarcasm)
• Predictions:
  • The hosts speculate that D4vd will likely take a plea deal and spend his life in prison. Henry: “I think he’s going to end up taking a plea.” (56:22)
• Online footprint persists:
  • Fortnite dropped D4vd collaborations, but users can still wear his “skins” in-game.
  • Music remains on Spotify; hosts joke about the persistence of “canceled” artists’ work.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Henry, on D4vd’s artistry: “It’s mall music for crying 13-year-old girls. It’s CVS music.” (20:24)
• On the crime’s clumsiness:
  • Henry: “He just waited until he hit a wall. Then he’s like, oh, my God, I have to do…then it’s like, we gotta do something.” (44:33)
  • Ed: “If you’re going to chainsaw a body to death, you don’t do it in an inflatable pool.” (41:16)
• On “love triangles:”
  • Henry: “That’s not a love triangle...You know what a love triangle is? When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith...Each point of the triangle...must own property.” (13:49–14:10)
• On generational music:
  • Henry: “Post Malone just sings light FM songs. He just have face tattoos.” (55:01)
  • Ed: “Michael Bolton could kick their ass.” (55:19)
• On Discord and video games as pervert havens:
  • Ed: “It made me, like, stop trusting Discord...all this.” (56:48)
  • Henry: “I can’t pick Roblox out of a lineup.” (57:22)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 03:37 – Henry explains the “entertainment hat” meme and connects it to D4vd’s fashion sense.
• 06:28 – Start of case background: body found in trunk, intro to Celeste Rivas Hernandez.
• 09:25 – Brief D4vd biography: “From Fortnite kid to alleged predator, murder suspect, and charting artist.”
• 24:45 – Mapping D4vd and Celeste’s relationship timeline.
• 30:28 – Autopsy findings & speculation on murder method and psychology.
• 40:37 – Timeline of post-murder actions: album release, covering tracks, botched disposal.
• 41:16–42:05 – Analysis of the laughably poor attempts at body disposal.
• 47:18 – Discovery of body and clues left at the scene.
• 54:33–56:00 – Uncle’s Music Corner: a comedic rant on Gen Z music, Michael Bolton, and musical legacies.
• 56:45 – Discord as a cultural problem; joke about their inability to use it.
• 58:00 – Promo for live show; switch to lighter banter and show wrap-up.

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Conclusion

The episode offers a comprehensive, irreverent, and darkly comic investigation into the D4vd case—laying out the facts, failings, and cultural context in which this tragic and ghoulish story unfolds. The hosts manage to explore the horror of modern youth, internet celebrity gone wrong, and failed parenting through both true crime analysis and their trademark comedic style, balancing disgust, disbelief, and laughter throughout.

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Further Listening:
For more episodes blending true crime and sardonic commentary, search “Last Podcast on the Left: Side Stories” wherever you get your podcasts.

Transcript

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Eddie Larson]

This is the lost podcast on the left side stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's when the Cannib started. Side stories. Yes. I just want you to know player, you even think about running game on the yard without cutting me in, then you better back off sucker, because I'm going to carve my initials in your back.

[Eddie Larson]

Am I deforvid or is this just your hat new hat personality?

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's my new hat personality.

[Eddie Larson]

It's your new hat personality.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is this with the glasses? Because I think what this is doing is it's turning me into. You remember the guy who played rock on the show, Charles S. Dutton. I love Charles s. Dutton in Alien 3.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, I love Alien 3. Is sleeper good?

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what I'm trying to go for right now. I think I'm going for like newly converted to Islam. I'm in jail. I'm wise now. I'm a peaceful warrior. I. But I don't know what this hat does.

[Eddie Larson]

Yes, this pink hat, it's a snapback too.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm a peaceful warrior, I don't think.

[Eddie Larson]

I'm sorry. I don't know much about the Nation of Islam, but I'm pretty sure their hats don't have snapbacks.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You trying to run trickery on me? If you try any trifler on me, son, when you're out on the yard, I'm going to have you know I will strike you down with the lightning of Allah.

[Eddie Larson]

You look like a fat Albert character in white face. I feel like if Drew Ski I'm

[Henry Zebrowski]

like if Drew Ski was me right now. This is as if Drew was playing me, and I'm him. Yes. Welcome to side Stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski, King of the yard, head of the African American nation, Henry Zabrowski. A good way to start. And we're sitting here as well with fellow lieutenant governor of the African American nation.

[Eddie Larson]

How you doing? Ed Larson, as I was the emcee at the ticket to the stage Parliament Funkadelic Festival.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Still does not give you a pass, buddy.

[Eddie Larson]

I know it doesn't give me a pass, but for a couple hours, I was pretty cool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You were.

[Eddie Larson]

For a couple hours, I was like, that guy's all right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's where you get to get this hat. This hat makes it permanent.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. It's like, I'm not going to kill that man. I got for a little bit.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's nice.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You really deserve that.

[Eddie Larson]

Thank you. Thank you. And you think that this hat is going to bring you closer to the African American community.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Don't even try to play me, player hater.

[Eddie Larson]

You got that half for your birthday. Happy birthday, Henry.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. 42 is magical. So I just want to say, first of all, Jackie got me this hat. I just. The reason why I'm even talking about this and wearing this hat, those of you that can't see me right now, you have to understand that every year on Christmas, my birthday, Jackie will give me a bag of entertainment hats. Bad hats. Not bad. Because there's nothing bad about this hat. No, it.

[Eddie Larson]

I mean, it looks like a hat that, like, a sailor would wear, but, like, it's pink. You know, like those tiny little hats they put on the top of their heads.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. I stay inside me bunk mate to stay warm.

[Eddie Larson]

Assaulty Yamaka. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We put lots of salt. Our synagogue is filled with marlin blood yarn.

[Eddie Larson]

Okay, so this is what it is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is a brimless hat that Jackie got for me. I do believe it makes me look sort of like a professional wrestler. If I taught Shakespeare in prison. I feel like with the glasses called a docker hat. So just so you know, it is a brimless hat. Jackie got a penis and a penis hat. I am that.

[Eddie Larson]

Because that's what the hat kind of looks like. It looks like you put your. Like you are docking that hat.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What it is. It's like, so nowadays in fashion, everybody's really into the cropped. So right now, what I'm wearing is, if I was a penis, this would be my cropped magnum condom.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, my God. Just imagine like a kind of. Just like, I love you, and you just put like a little hat on the top of your dick.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This catches every bit of it, I promise. Hey, I mean, I don't. I'm not a big screw, so. But the reason why I'm wearing this hat is because, yes, it's a challenging hat. And it was about today's subject that we wanted. I wanted to kind of wear a hat almost in celebration of him because I felt that now it's because, like, all the information is out. We wanted to put out an entire episode just talking to Forvid. And I felt like this hat puts me in the fashion category that DeForvid would appreciate.

[Eddie Larson]

He did have a lot of bad hats.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was a child of bad hats. Nothing reminded me just how much deforvid is a child as his social media does.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Do you watch, do you go through any of his social media?

[Eddie Larson]

A little bit. Just the stuff with him and Celeste.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It is. Yeah. Because you like the saucy stuff. So we just. For the catch you all up. For those of you that don't know on side stories, we have been following this case since its inception. We have been fascinated by it. First by the man's stupid name, then by the young man's bad music, and now by the young man's probable. Because first we got onto this because he was accused of being involved in the murder slash. Or just the missing child case.

[Eddie Larson]

It was just crazy that they found a body in his trunk while he was on tour. Like, that's wild.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. And so Celeste Revas, a very lovely young lady. That was a Celeste Rivas Hernandez. Celeste Rivas Hernandez, who was a child, like a literally 15 year old, very young lady. She was found in the front trunk of a Tesla in a junkyard. Essentially where they go to when you. They pick up cars that are left abandoned on the street.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And she was. Her body was found in this in September of 2025. We now know that she was last seen in the accompaniment of this very now, I guess, famous singer, which at the time we had no idea who the fuck this guy was.

[Eddie Larson]

That was like, to me, the first interesting part about this story is like, who is this guy? Oh, my God, he's incredibly famous.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then I have no idea who

[Eddie Larson]

you were, of course.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And then it was, oh, he's connected to this missing 15 year old. That the one was found in this trunk of his former car. Right. It was belonging to him and he's still touring. And then I remembered as we were covering the case, we kept seeing, oh, he's at Coachella Always at Lollapalooza. Always all over the place. It took like six months for them to put a case together on him. And now we see why. Is because as police have revealed, they have over 40 Petrobytes of child sexual assault material. See Sam. And he has it on there. And apparently some of it.

[Eddie Larson]

It's all. It's. It's. It's. It's not all that. It's not all child C Spam. What am I supposed to say?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I like the idea of calling him C Spams.

[Eddie Larson]

I like spams.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, yeah, just call them.

[Eddie Larson]

Let's call them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because, you know, because same C Sam is like. It does not roll off the tongue. Sorry, guys. We need better marketing here. Yeah, so I'd say, like, yeah, I like spammers. Give them spamming.

[Eddie Larson]

Spammers.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Spammers, yeah, Spinners. So we get over to 40 terabytes of spinner on his account, which was some of the. You know, and it was all bad. And it was just evidence. Yes, some of it was just evidence of his relationship with Celeste Rivas Hernandez. Some of it is. Now what we're seeing is there was probably a bunch of other fucking got people attached to the case. There's probably other victims that are involved somewhere within that CSAM material, it seems like. Because it seems like he was making it and also sort of talking openly about it on his discord.

[Eddie Larson]

Yes. And there were two other people who came out and said that they. They. They feel like you abused them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, I mean, I'm one. I listen to his music.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, yeah, but you liked it for a second.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Okay, so for like a second you liked it. So let's go into this. Let's go into his life a little bit. Pat Barker, one of our great researchers here, a guy helps us side stories. He put it great.

[Eddie Larson]

Unbelievable.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is that according to deforvid's Wikipedia page, his job is considered. This is literally on his Wikipedia page. Rapist, child predator, murder singer, songwriter. So I honestly, I do find it interesting that those were the last juke credits because he was very prolific in his short career. He was a New York City kid. He was born David. Did you know his name's actually David? Yes.

[Eddie Larson]

David Anthony Burke.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And so he changed the four of it because he's fucking stupid. I think it's because. Well, the four of it is a way, I guess. So he came up of age in a time period when he was making his own videos on YouTube playing Fortnite. Yeah. Right. So he was all into Fortnite. Which of, of course, a completely pure arena for kids. He wanted to be a Fortnite player before he wanted to be a musician.

[Eddie Larson]

He was obsessed. He would play it all the time. He was. It was. And then he wanted to make.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was playing it when they caught him.

[Eddie Larson]

Really? Yep. God, that's commitment.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He loves it.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He loved that child's game. It seems it kind of kept him in the zone.

[Eddie Larson]

It's almost like it's a good advertisement for Fortnite.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Eddie Larson]

To Fortnite.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No.

[Eddie Larson]

Well, no, that's what we'll start calling.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was already doing that. We'll even get to that. But. So he was of age when he was. Yes, he wanted to be a Fortnite player. Professional Fortnite player. Which is. I'm starting to think that we need, like, a fund or like a simulacrum camp where we can do stuff. Like, if we had just let Steve Bannon make a sci fi movie, we wouldn't be here. If we had just, like, all looked at Adolf Hitler's paintings, if a bunch of five people were like, that would have bought it. You're honestly, Adolf. These are great. Like, if someone had just said that one time, so many things would be going in a different direction. If we just. Charlie Kirk had just gotten aborted like we had all wanted him to. He would have been. Everything would have been better. Like, you know, like, they tried, but

[Eddie Larson]

he chewed off the hanger every time

[Henry Zebrowski]

they stuck it in

[Eddie Larson]

a few babies born with teeth.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Full set of teeth. Now, some folklore calls that the sign of vampirism, but I think it's the sign of Christ, like, angelic beauty. So that's the thing. So he wanted to be. So why couldn't we have just given this to him? But instead, deforvid started cutting these together and in order to get. Stop getting copyright strikes on his YouTube videos.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, he did.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which I honestly think is one of the nicest things about the younger generation is their, like, independent artistic spirit. And he was like, no, I'm going to make my own music. Yeah. So he started doing that and he started making his own music. And then I guess he went like.

[Eddie Larson]

Which is commendable. I will say that is commendable.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's exactly what you should do.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And he went viral with some song, God knows, so I don't care. And then he then ended up on a number 33 Billboard charting single. Like, he just went like, it's a crazy story. Yeah. And all of that. While he was doing that, he was also grooming A pack of children, I guess, to. To just be his sort of harem and his muses.

[Eddie Larson]

He liked young ladies, even as a young man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, that's great.

[Eddie Larson]

Isn't that weird?

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, but I didn't always like that. When he was 15, he apparently met Celeste Revos in a Discord chat room when she was 10 years old.

[Eddie Larson]

10 or 11, they can't nail down exactly which is which.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And one of the biggest problems. Not that it matters. No, it doesn't. But it's like the biggest one of the issues. This story, as we'll see we're gonna. As it gets to trial, it'll get way more clear. Is that the problem is we're dealing with the recollections and brains. 12 year olds and stories of 12 year olds that are all like, oh my God, look at that. Oh my God, that musta. Here's a star. I'll tell you another story. And they go. And they. It's all this horrific because like in these little unsupervised worlds, they're all acting extremely adult.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Which is a. A thing. We're seeing a lot that happens in these little worlds. He's talking to them. Deforvid is. And talking to them like kids and talking about all this like romance and like. Like they were even using the terms. I'm hearing mainstream media use the term love triangle for whatever deforvid was doing with Celeste and other children.

[Eddie Larson]

Not.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And that's not a love triangle.

[Eddie Larson]

It's not a love triangle.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know what a love triangle is? When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met on the set of Mr. And Mrs. Smith. That's a love triangle. Because everyone there was 35 years old and a multimillionaire each to have a love triangle. Each person, each point of the triangle. I'm going to say this must own property.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's no lower class love triangle.

[Eddie Larson]

Who was the third person in that triangle? Was that. Did he leave Jennifer. Jennifer Aniston on the set of Mr. And Mrs. Smith?

[Henry Zebrowski]

He met Miss together. No. When he. Angelina. When he met Angelina Jolie on Mrs. Miss. This is more important than before he met them on the set. Chemistry was so wild and out of place.

[Eddie Larson]

Everyone.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I can't believe it. They almost immediately started each other because of how hot his penis was and how slippery her gaish was. Right?

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But then it also kind of made him crazy. Brad Pitt's no deer, no deodorant wearing alcoholic Right out of pocket. Smoking cigarettes in the airplane and like doing. Also pouring wine on his kids or whatever. But, yo, before that was. That's what Angelina Jolie's love did to him. You know, you could say that in many ways. Or, you know, that Brad Pitt was always a evil psychopath kind of. But then Angela and Jolie's, like, turns. She's also. She's just got deflated to, like, 75 pounds. And then she stole all these kids from Africa. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

And her previous boyfriend used to carry around her blood, and that's that. He tried to your wife.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He did try to my wife. But that's a story for another stump. I don't even know if you could keep that in the show,

[Eddie Larson]

I think.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Right. We've told that. I told the story. Right.

[Eddie Larson]

Story. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's not.

[Eddie Larson]

That's not new.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's. It's true lore. Good, good, good.

[Eddie Larson]

You're one degree away from being in a throat.

[Henry Zebrowski]

If only she. Him, and even that would not be a love triangle. That would be two points of love and me in distance, like a floating point in space.

[Eddie Larson]

It's one of those triangles where it's like two on one side and there's a point over here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

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[Eddie Larson]

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[Henry Zebrowski]

So this guy like the thing also about deforvid. Is that why we got also hyper obsessed with him? Is that number one is that he. He does mall music for crying 13 year old girls?

[Eddie Larson]

It crazy. It's CVS music.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's CVS music.

[Eddie Larson]

It's a. Yeah, it's you would see here at CityWalk. You know, it's very you what? It's what unassuming music. You don't even know it's on.

[Henry Zebrowski]

His biggest hit I guess was Romantic Homicide.

[Eddie Larson]

Yes.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That specifically outlined the murder of Celeste. It talks about like, you know, I mean it's just more just, you know

[Eddie Larson]

like poke, poke, poke, poke, poke man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Strike. You strike.

[Eddie Larson]

I so much to forbidden this week just to like kind of get into it and like I wanted to. I was like, you know what?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Maybe you wanted to like it.

[Eddie Larson]

I did. I was like. I was like what is so big about this?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because the problem is as a music

[Eddie Larson]

lover, I was like why is this so famous?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I honestly think it's partially because the younger generation doesn't yet have the deep cut music knowledge that was kind of foisted upon us by our monoculture and our parents where we kind of had a big musical education automatically coming up. These guys are already living in an a la carte world so they can't yet understand that Deformed's highly derivative of like essentially like Baby Face.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, I feel like if.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, right. He's like a modern shitty. He's got a different, a slightly different aesthetic though to what he's doing. I get what he's. But it's just. It's packaging. Right? It's packaging.

[Eddie Larson]

If Youngblood is their Ozzy, then he's their Tupac.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh my God. What is happening that makes want to walk away. It makes me want to walk into the ocean. I just want. Can. Can someone get me out of here? Okay, where do we go? What do we do?

[Eddie Larson]

All right, all right, I'll read these lyrics.

[Henry Zebrowski]

These are the lyrics to Romantic Homicide. If you could hear you, can you do it honestly in your best. Your deforvid. You have just gotten, you know, you're. You're super stressed out because your 13 year old girlfriend's going to probably tell the world that you've been filming yourself having sex with a bunch of kids. Kids.

[Eddie Larson]

I'm scared.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ting Tang. Oh, no.

[Eddie Larson]

It feels like you don't care. Enlighten me, my dear.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ooh, ah, ah.

[Eddie Larson]

Why am I still here? I don't mean to be complacent with your decisions you made but why? In the back of my mind you died and I didn't even cry no, not a single tear and I'm sick of waiting patiently for someone that won't even arrive in the back of my mind I killed. You probably shouldn't have said that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. No, I mean, I feel like the editors.

[Eddie Larson]

Sure. You sure? And I didn't even regret it. I can't believe I said it, but it's true. I hate you. That's a.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not even poetry.

[Eddie Larson]

It's a short song.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, but it's just the anime. I hate you.

[Eddie Larson]

I hate you. I hate. It's such a childish thing to say, I hate you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because it's important to remember that defor's 20 years old right now.

[Eddie Larson]

21 right now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

21 right now.21 right now. And so he was a. He's still honestly childlike in a way, which is not in a bad. I mean, like, he's just one of those. He's an adult for. In terms of. Legally, he's an adult. He can die in Iran.

[Eddie Larson]

He.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, he's an adult. Right.

[Eddie Larson]

Honestly, probably would not a horrible idea.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He'd be a terrible Marine. I don't think he would do good. I mean, he's good at Fortnite, though. Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

Be good at drones. See what he can do. Throw him over there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They basically said straight up. He was chronically online to this day, obsessed with gore. Talked about, you know, like, showing all these, like, you know, the videos of torture videos, like the old school stuff that we're talking about with the Hammer maniacs.

[Eddie Larson]

Yes. His merch was bloody clothes. He has a white shirt with blood on it that he only stopped taking off the market a couple of months ago.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. Yes. So it seems that he had been in a steady sexual relationship with celeste ravos from September 7, 2023. What?

[Eddie Larson]

Why won't you say?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I am trying. It's not my fault.

[Eddie Larson]

I'm not doing it on purpose.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I should type it out.

[Eddie Larson]

Reavis.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So let's revisit.

[Eddie Larson]

They could tell you don't watch baseball.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't watch baseball. I don't. I'm so sorry. I don't. Celeste. Celeste from now on. But. So 9-7-2023 to September 7, 2024. It's interesting because September 7th is a date that keeps coming up because it's Celeste's birthday. And eventually it seems like that that would also be. Exactly. So September 7th was when they. 2023 is when they officially started having sex with each other. A year later they broke up. And then he continued to basically abuse her and groom her and threaten her until April of 2025. And then she was found basically on her birthday. 2025, September 8th.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So it's very interesting. Very interesting. Strange, right? Yeah. That's one weird kind of floofy doo thing. Another thing was the fact that the rundown of the days of the murder are wild.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So we. Now they think that she was found like that when it happened was somewhere around April 23, 2025. They think that that was like when they had the. Whatever was the final thing. The last picture they had together was in January 2nd of 2025. So they had been there. We know that they had reestablished stuff. The family's now saying, oh, he didn't pay us off. Off, blah blah, blah. But it sounds like something happened when. With. When. When she was. If you're gonna tell somebody daughter is

[Eddie Larson]

missing for that long.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Eddie Larson]

You gotta say something.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, she went missing from January to April. She went missing and he kept saying that she's fine. They FaceTime the mother. This kind of thing. It got really, really intense. It seemed that Celeste, from what we can gather, was going to come out about the. The child pornography. Right. Of the csam. Her family had reached out to his manager. Yes. Yes. And so what was happening is that same very week, his very first LP was also dropping.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So she was about to pop off on the biggest week of his career. So he had. It was like Coachella was on 420.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He did the Colbert Report on April 24th. Colbert. With the show the Late Night at Civil Corbert on. On. On April 7th.

[Eddie Larson]

It's canceled. It doesn't matter anymore. We don't even need to bring it up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It. That corpse. That corpse. And then he. They. So while he was. So the way it all kind of works is that they had some final confrontation. He stabbed her to death in his home. He then went to some PR party. He went out to a gathering for his fucking. His record release.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Next day he goes by now we see the timeline. He goes and buys a chainsaw, a kiddie pool, body bags, tarps.

[Eddie Larson]

So it's like a week later. So May or so May first he buys two chainsaws and they get sent to his house under the name Victoria Mendez.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But he stabbed her to death on the 23rd. Supposedly they think it's in that time period. So while the album is being recorded. And then you go to his social media and you see the days in which he was at least just trying to figure out what to do with her body.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And it's this. He's doing, like, memes. And then he goes to. I'm just in my mind of, like, thinking about, like, going from the Coachella main stage stabbing your child girlfriend to death, and then going on to, like. And then going to the green room of, like, all that dumb PR stuff with all these like. Like Entertainment Tonight. Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

They're all like, hi.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is it. Is it defor. You know how many of those guys he has to deal with that. Multiple podcasts around this time. Just talking to me five times. Watch them. And it's just. He's acting like nothing, but he's also just. He's a child and he feels no emotions. And if you also look at him, I mean, he's mentally a child, and then if you, like, look at him, I just don't think he's got a heck of a lot going on in the upstairs department.

[Eddie Larson]

It's something I've noticed a lot with kids. And like, you know, we see this with, like, is kids that kill their family. And yes, I know he is an adult, but he's a younger person.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, he's still, like, kind of mentally frozen in a way, for sure.

[Eddie Larson]

Mentally frozen. But I feel like they don't understand what death is. No, they just don't get it. And so, like, we. That's why we see them go to this extreme, because they don't know. They don't understand the permanence.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, they don't know what they have. They don't have anything to lose yet. They have no idea what life is yet.

[Eddie Larson]

He wanted to get caught. It's only like, now that he's starting to defend himself.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, it also.

[Eddie Larson]

I think it's the settling in of the permanence of this situation. Situation.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, I think that you. We see this a lot.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Saw it with Biggie and Tupac. We see it in. In rock stuff. You know, you see it in other things. Like, people start to buy into the image that they are creating, that they are some kind of psychosexual. Like, but that's hot and it's romantic and that the death thing is like. Because, again, because you're Emotionally immature. Yeah. And then. And I do think that you then obviously hit a wall when you kill somebody because of how brutal it is. I think stabbing a person to death is quite shocking that, you know, like you. The Ed Kemper talked about it. They all kind of talked about this. They all kind of have the same experience where they're like, you see it in a movie and you think you're going to go and that guy's going to go, eh. And it's going to be like you're going to be done, you know.

[Eddie Larson]

Well, the stabbing is interesting to me.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Me.

[Eddie Larson]

Because the actual stabbing of Celeste was two from. According to the autopsy. It's all, it's, it's all up because of how decomposed her body was when they found her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Eddie Larson]

But they found two stab wounds. An inch and a half and two inches in one cut her liver. One got into her liver and the other one got into like I think her intestine.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. They were probably playing shitty games or whatever. And then it's almost like he was

[Eddie Larson]

trying to make it romantic.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. I think that it was a whole thing that he was trying to do. It's almost like a presentation. And he convinced her that he was going to do it. And then either it went too far or he did purposely kill her. Because you don't have to do much if you stab somebody in the heart.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. And which is.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You really don't have to do much. And then he's doing this. All of the like. Yeah. All of his merch is him covered in blood. All the roses covered in blood. He's got his suitcase, which is. She was put in to be transferred. This is all the video for romantic homicide. If you look at the video, there are literal things within it that are the imagery of the murder itself. Which is why this caught everybody's imagination. Because you look at this guy, if you met this guy, he's this kind of mumbly soft spoken zoomer dude. That's all kind of just. You'd think that he'd just be writing poetry and he'd be scared by fuel. Like loud fuel exhausts from cars. Like, this is a guy that looks like misophonia would kill him. You know, like he looks like. But then he does. Obviously he is some form of. But I guess that doesn't really matter. Doesn't matter how cool you are. You can be a Monastio whether you're. You're Mr. Jazz or you're. Or you're Johnny Accountant.

[Eddie Larson]

So TMZ has a Great breakdown of the timeline. I don't know if you've seen it yet.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Love them, you know, I. Honestly, yeah, they're evil. But, God, I'm so happy they're in right now. They are just.

[Eddie Larson]

I hate that I like them.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Chase them. Guys,

[Eddie Larson]

it is driving me crazy that I'm enjoying TMZ right now.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

So April 22, 2025, deformed and Celeste get into a fight. They text, show that they were in a big argument. And then eventually he's like, she's out in the Riverside. So she's like an hour and a half away. And so he sends like a. Like a black car for her. He sends an Uber for her, brings her to his house.

[Henry Zebrowski]

God, he's such a bad criminal.

[Eddie Larson]

He's so fucking bad.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Nothing with a credit card attached. This is why he wasn't established enough. If he was actually establish, he'd have guys.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know what I mean? That's the difference between him and a P. Did he. P. Did he got away with everything because he had guys he could fold everything onto.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. So Elsinore, Lake Elsinore is where she's from, which is in Riverside county, which is very regretful place. It's good.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's got a value. It's got a bad vibe.

[Eddie Larson]

And so he sends an Uber. Brian brings her all the way there. It's about an hour and a half, Uber ride. She gets to the home, and apparently he stabs her to death. And while. And he kind of just stood there and watched her bleed out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it was bad.

[Eddie Larson]

He didn't call 911. Didn't attempt. Attempt at. To get her, like, to fix her. Couldn't. Didn't, like, try to pull like. Oh, it was a weird sex thing coming, say. Because with those kind of stab wounds, she probably could have lived.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, yeah. Maybe if she had actually got her. But he would have went to jail immediately.

[Eddie Larson]

Like, usually, like, if someone gets stabbed with, like, let's say like a butcher knife, that's like eight inches.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

This is like, very small.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, it sounds like, yes, she. He did it. And then he didn't do anything about it because he wanted.

[Eddie Larson]

He.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He was fulfilling a fantasy. Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

And so then he starts by, like, 10:30, he starts texting her, where are you? How come you're not here yet?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Even though set up the alibi.

[Eddie Larson]

Uber dropped her off at his house like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like it's not Magneto. And this whole thing. Apparently this whole thing started Was because he was talking to other girls, of course. And she caught him talking to other girls. So they were arguing in this text message chain. And eventually it turned into. To come over here and let's talk about this in person. And there's other girls that are involved in the court case that looks like they were also either being groomed or that. Or it had already happened. Yes. Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

So he leaves his home late that night, drives all the way to Santa Barbara. We don't know if she's in the trunk or not. I don't think she is. I think she's just in the house at this point.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What a wonderful place for a corpse to finally get to visit. Beautiful, beautiful Santa Barbara.

[Eddie Larson]

But this is also where he ditches her past passport.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Eddie Larson]

He ditches her passport in Santa Barbara, like, off the road for some reason. And it gets found months later. Imagine finding that fucking thing. Just, like, walking along like. Oh, shit, A passport. Hey.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, no. Oh, God, no. I'm in the case

[Eddie Larson]

because he flew her to London, don't forget. Like, they went to. They did a trip to London together. They did. Like, he was flying her all over the country when she was supposed to be in school.

[Henry Zebrowski]

School.

[Eddie Larson]

She never dropped out of school.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Eddie Larson]

Like, never. Like.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And so, no, it's a whole. It's just all like. You're looking at a very lazy crime in which These are people that did not fully understand that reality is a thing.

[Eddie Larson]

I'm gonna say something that's probably rude because, like, they are victims as well. And the four of it is definitely the head bastard here. But her parents suck.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, it's standard. They. They decided that the hands off policy would be best. And unfortunately, you can't be somebody's parent and their friend. Yeah, that's what my mom used to tell me. I'm not. I'm your mother. I'm not your friends. Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

Which is great.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Every time she beat the. Out of me.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And you're like, yeah. Well, yeah, you're right. You're not my friend.

[Eddie Larson]

Wasn't it good the day, like, you realized it didn't hurt when your mom hit you?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, that was awesome.

[Eddie Larson]

That was like, a fun day. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, your hands are small.

[Eddie Larson]

It's like, you know what? Knock yourself out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

My mom's still pretty. My mom's still strong, though. My mom works out now.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, but she don't hit you no more.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Not anymore. I'm too fast.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, yes. Gonna jump in the shower now. Oh, taking off my pants. There goes the underwear. Oh, My shirt's off now too. Yes. Those are my breasts. Hello.

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[Eddie Larson]

So April 25, his album drops. 4-26-6, he stops like texting her.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes.

[Eddie Larson]

Because he was texting her for two days after she was dead, apparently. Or she was alive, tied up somewhere

[Henry Zebrowski]

and he took her phone. He did it because she was dead.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, he did.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Because he was. He saw that on television shows. Yes.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. So a week later he buys two chainsaws. They're delivered to his home, and then May 5, he buys a body bag.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know what I'd say? It's like, it's crazy. You could just buy one and, and

[Eddie Larson]

in the heavy duty laundry bags.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Where do we get in a bl.

[Eddie Larson]

Inflatable pool. So he wants to cut her up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

He's so bad at it. I'm sorry to like think about it this way, but if you're going to chainsaw a body to death, you don't do it in an inflatable pool.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, honestly, I don't mind. I mean, it doesn't sound, it would seem to negate the purpose of it because. Just due to the piercing factor. But I would also say you want to use cash. You never really want to use the system in which they categorically and very thoroughly itemize your address when you, you. When you purchased it, what you searched for when you purchased it. And it seems that Amazon really kind of absorbs all that information very easily.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And I feel like you just buying it all in one go and having it shipped on Amazon day is also not the way to dispose of things. You should be looking for things you already have in your home.

[Eddie Larson]

It seems like he forgot that he had this body that he needed to get rid of.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that he just like a

[Eddie Larson]

month and a half later he buys the burn cage seventh.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It's because I. There is a distinct. You saw it kind of in the Chris Watts case. There's a distinct thing of guys that don't understand that what they've done is homicide sometimes. And that what they'll. Or what they'll do is. I think what you said originally, it's true. They don't have a proper grasp on reality. Yeah. So I think that you can kill somebody and put them away someplace. Literally in a giant enough house. House where you've just now pretended that it's not happening. Yeah. And it's smelling in the house. And you're playing Fortnite and smoking weed and drinking all day and just sitting in. And you are literally getting rid of reality for a while. Like this is very. You're also very busy. He's the four of it super busy. Because the Forvid's got to go and do all this press for his album and do all this kind of stuff. He's already out the door, right. So he can just leave it there.

[Eddie Larson]

His tour starts.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Then he's got his cleaning people that probably go in or people that go into the house or whatever. A family members going house. They probably smell something bad. They're probably like frozen too. Because that was the original report that she was frozen. Partially frozen remains in the Tesla. And guess what happened to me, right? Fancy. I got a stupid fancy refrigerator in the main room, right?

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We got a shitty queen's fridge. I got the fridge for all the drinks.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Fancy fridge just dies on me. The other one's been going for a decade plus. Doesn't even flinch. That's the kind of stuff you put a body in.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. Also I gotta say, Frigidaire. It's one of my.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You got a refrigerator if you're looking to put a body in. If you want to mess up the timeline.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh yeah. No. Something that really holds a big meat

[Henry Zebrowski]

freezer like my mom has. We've had the same meat freezer for like 40 years, dude.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, man. Yeah. You can't have the stuff at the bottom of that.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No. You still in there?

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. Oh, for sure, for sure.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Let's go ride four of those now though.

[Eddie Larson]

Of course. Cuz they always find like a baby head in the Back of it, you know, they always, like. Always like, oh, that was Grandma's. I didn't know I. I had a sister, you know?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

Your grandmother, she had sex with Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Like, and they hid her baby, her super long baby, in shame. But that was back when, you know that. When crimes were different.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And if you froze it long enough, it went away.

[Eddie Larson]

It is so crazy about that. He just, like, probably. He kept her in the freezer. And then one day he's like, oh, yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, I. Eddie. He just waited until he hit a wall. Then he's like, oh, my God, I have to do. Then it cuts to that. Then it's like, we got to do something. And then he's just kind of like a child just buying stuff, you know, like, not even fucking. He's buying stuff. Like, even. Just the concept of if you really wanted to do this and he knew what you were doing, you would buy, like, a butcher knife. Like a real butcher knife.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And that would be much easier to do. And you go joint by joint. You stick it up into the joints, and you work your way up into where?

[Eddie Larson]

Between.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Then you snap the arm off.

[Eddie Larson]

You buy it with cash, ten pounds

[Henry Zebrowski]

away, and you do it silently. Yeah. You don't do it with a chainsaw. That's a thing you see in movies. That's what you see in movies. That's not Hollywood Hills.

[Eddie Larson]

If you hear in the middle of

[Henry Zebrowski]

the night, well, actually, there's a lot of grass, guys.

[Eddie Larson]

If they're not, you have to. Then you have to cut her up. While the lawn service people are also

[Henry Zebrowski]

a true New Yorker. And I don't hear what happens. I'm a New Yorker. I don't hear what you're doing. Oh, man, I don't care what you're doing.

[Eddie Larson]

But the hills, man, that echoes all the way down. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It could be anybody. And I'm trying to get a part out here, buddy. They said this is, like, farm equipment. It's not stuff that belongs in any one of these houses.

[Eddie Larson]

No, it's all. He bought. A burn cage, which is. It's an incinerator. It's a portable outdoor incinerator. He bought it on Amazon. Yeah, because it's sent to his Hollywood Hills home.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But it also shows how completely not serious he was, because a burn cage does not get anywhere near hot enough for long enough to burn a human body.

[Eddie Larson]

Well, he doesn't know anything.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, he got. That's why kids got to read.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, I bet he flipped out Kids got to read every time you.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what this is about, man.

[Eddie Larson]

You look at this timeline and you go every time he kind of flips out and buys something or does something stupid. I bet if you go look at his Fortnite. Because his fans knew him on Fortnite. Yes. He would like play with his fans and stuff.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

And then like. Or on Discord, I bet you could trace back like comments like where's Celeste? You know, like find you. Because that was a lot of it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh yeah. And he's just playing games.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. Just hang out there playing. He probably just randomly flips out and thinks he's got to go buy something. Something to go cover this shit up.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I guess so. And I just think that in. He's again, he's a moron. That does understand that that's not how it works. Because of bird cages for papers and it's for little birds. Cardboard, mostly cardboard. But also you shouldn't. You can just. You could just throw it out, you know, I mean you can just give it to recycling. I don't think it's better to burn it.

[Eddie Larson]

So for some reason if. If she was in a freezer, he takes her out, puts her in the front of the Tesla, which is the Tesla, the trunks in the front and the Tesla.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. And then he just leaves it someplace.

[Eddie Larson]

Leaves it 400ft from his home.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah.

[Eddie Larson]

And then the car accidentally gets towed. Cuz he goes on tour August 5th, they find it a month and three days later.

[Henry Zebrowski]

It had been moved a few times though, probably either by him or somebody was doing moving it. Because apparently right when the tour came, the car seemed to just stay in one place after that.

[Eddie Larson]

Okay. Yeah. I mean then so it gets impounded while he's on tour. And then of course it's wreaking. And then they go and they're like, why is this car wreak? They open it up, they find her. She's in a black body bag covered in insects. She's. They. She's severely decomposed. They could see her skull, her eyes been eaten by bugs or something. It's just gone. It's just. It's crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, it's quite bad. And he's. His album came out and did very well.

[Eddie Larson]

And two. And, and also to. To cover up. The one thing he did to cover up in the two pieces of her body that they haven't found are fingers that he called cut off that had like the shush and his name written on her fingers.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That makes sense. And so those are very Incriminating fingers.

[Eddie Larson]

But oh, you know what else is incriminating her face.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But I mean, you know, he signed the fingers. He signed the fingers. No. And then deforvid would continue to be on tour and guess what? Didn't miss a lick. Dude. He didn't. He was like selling tickets, dude.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You know, and he was selling tickets. Tickets.

[Eddie Larson]

He was playing the same venues as us. Yeah, it was crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

We kept seeing him around, being like,

[Eddie Larson]

oh, I don't want to be near here.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like we joked about it at the time. We were like, if you have tickets, are you still going to that show? Because also, again, you're innocent until proven guilty. Eddie.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

So now I just think it really comes down to justice and I think that it comes down to the legal system because the one thing that we know about our judicial system, they always get it right. And I think that these guys are going to. I think, I do think that this is going to be a, you know, closed quickly case. Who knows? Unless they do the R. Kelly. That ain't me, dude.

[Eddie Larson]

I bet goes on forever.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yes, it'll be. Or he pleas out. He very well might plea out because it's quite, quite possible that they could try to get him on the deck.

[Eddie Larson]

It was already. They already pushed it back because it was supposed to. The trial was supposed to start on your birthday May 1, and now it's going to start on May 26.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I never get anything I want. And it's been unverified if she was pregnant. But if she was pregnant, then he killed two people.

[Eddie Larson]

Well, you know, I guess, you know, it depends on. I don't think that has a chance of really sticking.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't think you're. I don't think you can till you're five years old.

[Eddie Larson]

If she was. If you can't tell if she was pregnant, I don't think you should count

[Henry Zebrowski]

that as a human. Yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. I don't think life ever starts. Can I actually say that? Like when does life start? Is it. Life begins at 40?

[Eddie Larson]

Actually.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I think that's when you. It counts. It's. It's actually an abortion until you're 40 years old.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Only now will I die and only now do I deserve a grave. And so I hope that we all can make it to this trial because this trial is going to be star studded. I can't wait to see his different outfits. He specifically come out and said that he does not want to dress like a prisoner. He wants a suit. He's getting his haircut. He does have.

[Eddie Larson]

Well, he's trying to. They're not letting him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Well, he has a fine little mustache. I saw him for 20 years old. He's quite the dresser. Dude.

[Eddie Larson]

I'll tell you what though. Jail like a couple months of jail aged his ass like 10 years.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, I saw that.

[Eddie Larson]

Looks like a straight up man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Now he is not happy because apparently as you can tell from my hat, I understand you some kind of chomo out here on the yard. You some kind of chicken hawk out here?

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. Henry, can you put a hit out on the forbed?

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, me and my buddies over in the Raviolo guys gang. We're mostly kind of. It's my Raviolo gang where we get together and make different egg yolk soft egg yolk raviolos with kind of a sage butter breakdown. And we've kind of been working that

[Eddie Larson]

over close to Nick Reiners.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, cute.

[Eddie Larson]

They're just hanging out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I want to see. Oh my God. That's the Odd Couple reboot. Yes, the Odd Couple rebound. We could get. Jason Schwartzman was the other guy that would. The other guy to Dr. Direct it with the gan.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, Ratner. Yeah, Ratner.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No, the other guy with G. There's so many of them. Jason Rightman.

[Eddie Larson]

Jason Rightman doesn't have G. He's a good guy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Is. Which was a bad one.

[Eddie Larson]

Jason Reitman's a great guy. Who's the bad one?

[Henry Zebrowski]

I don't know. You're being too vague here.

[Eddie Larson]

You can't just throw that out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Let's see. What man. Oh, guilty of murder.

[Eddie Larson]

His father. His father wanted them to be the next star of the Ghostbusters.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Holy. He's a good guy. Also, I just want to give a shout out because I had a. Who knows? Who cares? In the end they're all the same to me. I also want to give a shout out to Anna Ferris who I also saw at the pet emergency center that I was at, who's also going through a pet based emergency letter Skip. But no, no her.

[Eddie Larson]

I put Tootsie. I put her dog.

[Henry Zebrowski]

No her. But I. No, I'm just saying. Eddie. Eddie put it into a competition mode. I was just say I'm sorry and Ferris and I hope everything went well.

[Eddie Larson]

I love you. She's wonderful. She's movie. She's.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I can't wait to see. Honestly, I just felt really bad for her. But no, I would have. I'd kill her dog. I'd kill her family to make sure Wendy was okay. But it's not her fault. That's not her Fault. That's not anybody's fault. I got. We can use that. So go check us out over on Netflix. That's where you could see my. My hat. That shows you that I know how to handle any kind of juice that flows on the yard. If you want a kite sent through to death row, I'm your guy. You like heroin? You like Snickers? I could get it for you. No matter what you've done, it's me. I'm your connect.

[Eddie Larson]

That's right.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Jailhouse connect.

[Eddie Larson]

And if you're out in Lake Kushima, go ahead and walk around and try and find some of that evidence that they think the 4 of it dumped.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Honestly, it'd be pretty. It'd be super crucial if you could find any evidence in the late Kutcher area.

[Eddie Larson]

Bring some tongs and some Ziploc bags,

[Henry Zebrowski]

some Scolden pan sifters. I. You can go upstate, get some of those gold pan sifters, and they really work out. Oh, man.

[Eddie Larson]

Did you. So defor Fortnite thing. They had a deal with him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

They were playing this music skins, and they had everything. He had a massive deal. And they. You know what good on them. They dropped them. They dropped them faster than still wear the skins, though.

[Eddie Larson]

They refunded them. If you wanted a refund, they would refund it, but they didn't delete them, so you could still wear them. And his music's still on on Spotify.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yep. So is Kanye. Oh, yeah. Listen to all of it.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah, that's how I listen to all of it. We're not exactly supposed to advertise it. Yeah, but also at the same time. It's there. Go check it out. We have other. All right.

[Eddie Larson]

If this episode didn't disappoint you enough side stories.

[Henry Zebrowski]

LPOCL gmail.com. what I would like to hear from you is why in the living. What's happening out here with the music? Okay, if you're a younger person, I want you to tell me.

[Eddie Larson]

And this is what, an uncle Corner? Yeah, this is good, because I got a couple complaints myself.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Good, good, good. Here.

[Eddie Larson]

Uncle Corner.

[Henry Zebrowski]

There's an Uncle Corner. Now that we've devoted 40 minutes to a child murderer, here's Uncle Corner. I want to find out from the zoomer somebody young, right? How can you tell if the music is not just a reformed version of old bad music? Okay, Post Malone just sings light FM songs.

[Eddie Larson]

It's crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's just. They just have face tattoos.

[Eddie Larson]

That's not for sure. Like, when I listened to Post Malone And Machine Gun Kelly. I'm like, oh, this shit's gonna be hard.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What's the difference between them and Michael Bolton? Bolton. What is the difference?

[Eddie Larson]

There is nothing.

[Henry Zebrowski]

None.

[Eddie Larson]

It's, it's, it's. It's weird.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You're lame. Okay, I'll tell you what. You're the lame ones.

[Eddie Larson]

Are you ready for this? Michael Bolton could kick their ass.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Ass.

[Eddie Larson]

Beat the.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Out of him. Would drag young blood around. I watched an idea how much devastation Michael Bolton could do to Youngblood.

[Eddie Larson]

I watched him beat the Miami Dolphins in softball. Wow. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

What?

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, Michael Bolton when I was a kid.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I bet you.

[Eddie Larson]

Michael, Dolphins. And I went and watched it.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's amazing.

[Eddie Larson]

And then he beat the Dolphins. I couldn't believe I was so mad as a child. Like Michael Bolton.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But now it's amazing.

[Eddie Larson]

Dolphins. He's hitting the home runs and prancing all over the field.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's built for baseball.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah, he is. He's a baseball player.

[Henry Zebrowski]

He's lanky.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But yeah, I think that he could definitely. Oh, my God. Just watching him kick Youngblood in the. In the sternum. How much fun with that. That big boot, like that big wrestling boot right into his middle chest, being like, you ain't Aussie. You ain't Aussie.

[Eddie Larson]

All right, well, that's the 14 of it. He'll be. They might get the. They might bring the death penalty back for him.

[Henry Zebrowski]

That's what I'm saying. He's probably going to take a deep a plea. I think he's going to end up taking a plea. I don't think we're going to get to a trial at all, especially with what they have on him.

[Eddie Larson]

And he's going to spend the rest

[Henry Zebrowski]

of his life in prison singing his salutations from jail.

[Eddie Larson]

He's so. He's so tiny.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Innocent until proven guilty. Until you can go down there. We still. People going down with them too, I think. Oh, yeah, Think so. He's going to take that.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, he had boys. Yeah, he had boys.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I mean, there's literal boys.

[Eddie Larson]

All the fucking. All the discord. I mean, like, it made me, like, stop trusting discord. You know, all this.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Oh, no. You know what? I said this and I said this when we did our. The last seance. This is how, you know Ed and I are not predators. Like, it's how you know for a fact is that I still have to be walked through step by step by Michelle. That works for the company 15 times. How to get into the discord. I have to be walked through Several times. How to do it, what to do. I still literally can't click. I can't pick Roblox.

[Eddie Larson]

No.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Out of a lineup. I don't know what even it looks. I don't know how to access.

[Eddie Larson]

I stopped playing video games after Sega Genesis because there was too many buttons, you see.

[Henry Zebrowski]

But now I like the new games, but I like the new games that are new versions of the old games.

[Eddie Larson]

There you go.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Like the new ones of the old days.

[Eddie Larson]

The only new music I listen to is jazz.

[Henry Zebrowski]

This is what I like. Oh, yeah, you got. Oh, do you like David Axelrod? Come back to me when you like Heavy Ax by David Axelrod. Then we'll talk music Zoomers.

[Eddie Larson]

All right, Los Angeles, if you are out here, Henry and I are gonna be doing great comedy like this tomorrow night.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Fuck you. Every one of our shows on this tour is sold out except for our Netflix show.

[Eddie Larson]

Exact up for the biggest show.

[Henry Zebrowski]

You get your ass to the show.

[Eddie Larson]

It's crazy.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Our own employees are going to the other shows.

[Eddie Larson]

Oh, my God. Rob's doing a meet and greet at our show. Yes. If you want want to meet Rob, want to Rob,

[Henry Zebrowski]

this is the time. Go back to Netflix as a joke. May 7th, Avalon Hollywood. It's only 9:45pm we got Billy Wayne

[Eddie Larson]

Davis, Holden McDonald Neely and Nick Vatarod bringing out the white man.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Finally.

[Eddie Larson]

Finally. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

All white man all night. You're gonna love it. Stephen Colbert, all of the. Oh, millions for autism. Guess what? Donate several thousands of dollars to autism by buying tickets to our show.

[Eddie Larson]

If you put all of our ages together, we're as old as America. Yeah.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And go on YouTube. Go check out all our stuff on YouTube.

[Eddie Larson]

New channel. Go and follow it. Subscribe. We love you over there.

[Henry Zebrowski]

And yep. And LPN TV. Go see the new season of Hoopa Goo Goo. HGX2 HGX2. It's so funny.

[Eddie Larson]

See who will be eliminated and murdered next. It's so much fun. Henry crushes purchasing on it. The next episode's gonna be great. It comes out every Thursday, 7pm on YouTube. Go. It comes out right after last stream on the left. So you don't even have to go anywhere. Just and keep enjoying that all the way from 6 through 7:45. Whatever. It stays on. And usually Holden and I are just sitting there in the chat saying hi to people. So go in there and hang out at the premiere. Also LPN Romantasy. Who's the B? Foreign report. No Dog in space. It's all fun over here. We're having such a great time. We're having so much fun. It makes me want to blow my brains out. Yeah. And you know what? We're still hitting the road. And some new are going to be released for you soon. Coming out. Give it a check out.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Literally drive to Los Angeles and come to the only show that has tickets available.

[Eddie Larson]

They literally dropped Chappelle doing a show two blocks from our show at the same exact time.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I'm just gonna die again. If you buy tickets to our show, you'll meet the talent. You might even hang out with the talent. Buy pizza for the talent. Think about how exciting that is. You're not gonna get that with Dave Chappelle. You're not gonna get that with Jon Stewart. You could probably actively buy us food

[Eddie Larson]

the night of Too Many Scars. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're becoming gutters.

[Henry Zebrowski]

Yeah. Get garter. Sympathetic. Yeah, I'm a cutter. I'm cutting this cheese. All right, fuckers.

[Eddie Larson]

Peace out. I'll see you later. Hail Anna Ferris's dog. I hope it's okay.

[Henry Zebrowski]

I hope it's okay. I'm glad that my dog survived, though.

[Eddie Larson]

Yeah. You cut her.