
Henry & Eddie present this week's biggest stories and weirdest news - new Michael Jackson rumors claim he rescued children from Epstein Island, UFO Scientists continue to go missing while hiking, Nick Reiner seeking inheritance funds to pay for defense attorney, the ballad of Looney John Franklin Toon, Meet the 37-Year-Old Woman who posed as 12-Year-Old Autistic Child To Con Family, Eddie vs. Summer House, Listener E-Mails, and MORE!
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Henry Zebrowski
There's no place to escape to.
Eddie Pepitone
This is the lost on the left side stories.
Henry Zebrowski
That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes,
Eddie Pepitone
I can talk to you now. I'm done with my text messages and I may speak with you.
Henry Zebrowski
Who'd you text?
Eddie Pepitone
I was texting with Julie.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. What'd you say?
Eddie Pepitone
We were talking about Summer House. We'll get into it later, though.
Henry Zebrowski
I. I'm already angry just, like, thinking about it. I know Eddie has brought this up. He has said he is the only person that could properly do Summer House slash, last podcast on left news coverage.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, man.
Henry Zebrowski
But you're saying that you. You know, there's a whole.
Eddie Pepitone
There's. There's content. We gotta talk. We will talk about it. We'll get to the. Towards the end. We have updates. We have updates.
Henry Zebrowski
We do.
Eddie Pepitone
We got all kinds of. But a lot of stuff. I think the most important issue of the day.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
Is does anyone actually like the handlebar mustache? Okay.
Henry Zebrowski
I'd like to put this right here to everyone. We're gonna start this out hot. Okay. Welcome to side. You don't have.
Eddie Pepitone
No, no, not you.
Henry Zebrowski
No, no, not you. You have no idea. No, you have grows like this. Let's just talk about this.
Eddie Pepitone
Two different handlebars.
Henry Zebrowski
Let's start organized. Okay. Welcome to side Stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with the properly bearded Ed Larson.
Eddie Pepitone
Hello. How are you?
Henry Zebrowski
Also, Rob, you don't have a handlebar mustache. You have what I call a Western droop. That is a normal droop. Mustaches are supposed to go down. I believe this. Okay, I'm sorry for everybody. I already know. But I. My friend who runs the Red Dot, who is one of the. Kim, who is one of the most wonderful, brilliant artists I have ever met. Truly incredible artist. Her husband has a handlebar mustache. And I don't know what happened there because she's so incredible. Her husband's a wonderful man. I don't know why he chose the handlebar mustache. Because what we were saying right before we were recording is that the handlebar mustache is an exact example of a thing a man chooses.
Eddie Pepitone
Now, I think we need to. Before we even go further, there are two types of handlebar mustaches.
Henry Zebrowski
Are there?
Eddie Pepitone
There's the one that goes straight down like this.
Henry Zebrowski
See, I don't know. Is that. Technically, I don't think it's a handlebar mustache. If it goes down.
Eddie Pepitone
No, that's also a handlebar mustache then. But you are specifically talking about the frilly one. The dynamite, the tie the girl to the. The. The. The railroad tracks.
Henry Zebrowski
If you have a handlebar mustache, I pretty much assume you are a non union stunt rigger. Yeah. If you have a handlebar mustache, I assume you are somebody that is running from allegations someplace else and is trying to hide. Right. Because what you'd have straight up here. This is a good example.
Eddie Pepitone
Fu Manchu is what I was thinking.
Henry Zebrowski
A Fu Manchu is different, but a Fu Manchu, like, okay, a horseshoe is okay, but Fu Manchu. Rob doesn't even have a full Fu Manchu because then go all the way down. I would do a Fu Manchu. I've done it. But I'm. I'm saying this to the. My boys. All right, we're starting hot here. Side stories lp Otl gmail.com. to me, it feels like if I like. How do you put this? Like the beard. I've put the beard on as man makeup because I've decided to and I can. Right when I have the mustache and I choose my mustache. The reason why I have my mustache is because of the polarizing effect of my mustache. I love the fact that people wonder if I'm a pilot, wonder if I'm a police officer. Full mustache. I love my fucking mustache.
Eddie Pepitone
We all know what your mustache looks.
Henry Zebrowski
And I love all mustaches. I was saying this, I'm going to pay Ed money to have a pencil thin mustache.
Eddie Pepitone
We'll see. We'll talk about it.
Henry Zebrowski
I'm going to pay. Imagine.
Eddie Pepitone
Worked up a price yet?
Henry Zebrowski
Imagine Eddie with a pencil thin mustache and tell me that that's not going to be the single funnest day of all of our lives when he's walking around with a pencil thin mustache. And how fun that will be if we put a big chef's hat on him and he walks around going,
Eddie Pepitone
I wish I had a pencil thin mustache.
Henry Zebrowski
I think you'd look amazing, personally. But the handle. But the thing about the handlebar mustache is it's a stubborn male choice. Much like how I, for a while I did Civil War hair. Right. I cut, I cut the, it's that very bottom middle one, the one where I cut the chin hair off and I just did the full. I did the full chops right. I did the full Civil War thing into the mustache. Into the mustache.
Eddie Pepitone
I love the way it looks, but it looks bad.
Henry Zebrowski
You know why you like it?
Eddie Pepitone
Because you're a man and it's stupid looking.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes.
Eddie Pepitone
I enjoy things that are stupid looking. Yes.
Henry Zebrowski
And I like how other men look when they look stupid and when they make a choice to look stupid. Except for the handlebar mustache only just because to me it's telling me you got too much time. Clip off the edges. Be serious about the mustache. Everything else carries.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Like what. Do you ever. Do any of those people have, like, good jobs?
Henry Zebrowski
I don't know. Because you have to, like, what does your husband do? You have to email me Side Stories. LPOTL gmail.com.
Eddie Pepitone
yeah. It's because it's. Here's the deal. Like, I know. Well, we might get a little heat for this, but we get heat for
Henry Zebrowski
every single thing we've ever said.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't really care.
Henry Zebrowski
No.
Eddie Pepitone
But yeah, no, it's silly and it's hard for me to take you serious. Like, if I'm hiring somebody to do something for me, whether it's like, write jokes or like fix my toilet and you show up with one of those curly mustache.
Henry Zebrowski
Get the out of my house.
Eddie Pepitone
I don't think you can do the job properly.
Henry Zebrowski
I don't want you again. You have to own. You have to be selling popcorn.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
The only way you have that handlebar mustache. And I'm going to take you seriously.
Eddie Pepitone
And if you do sell popcorn with the handlebar mustache, good on you.
Henry Zebrowski
Excellent. And also, truly, because we're not. I, we're Not IPA guys either. No, one of us. We don't like IPAs. We don't like the big heavy things. And we're like, I like a cocktail now.
Eddie Pepitone
Mustache.
Henry Zebrowski
It's an IPA mustache.
Eddie Pepitone
It really is. Now I know why we don't fucking jam with these fuckers.
Henry Zebrowski
There's something about it that doesn't mix with our lifestyle. And unfortunately, every time I see a handle more mustache, I just want to attack.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. I mean. And I think you're allowed to have it. Just know that this is how people might feel.
Henry Zebrowski
This how men feel. It's also why I kind of stopped clicking the Jordan.
Eddie Pepitone
Like, nice. Nice mustache.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. Because they don't have the mustache. And they like seeing you walking around looking like an idiot.
Eddie Pepitone
Someone should have it.
Henry Zebrowski
Sure, if you work in the circus.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. What about if it's a different color?
Henry Zebrowski
Like, if someone dyes it disgusting again. Keep them. Don't let the mustache do all this work for you. Mustache is not a personality.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
All right. You have to be. I'm too much.
Eddie Pepitone
Personality give you personality.
Henry Zebrowski
No, it can't.
Eddie Pepitone
It can give you. It can make you more fun to look at.
Henry Zebrowski
It makes you a deterrent. It makes me angry at you.
Eddie Pepitone
No. For having a mustache.
Henry Zebrowski
No. A handlebar mustache.
Eddie Pepitone
A handlebar mustache. 1. I didn't do this. You. You came in hot like this.
Henry Zebrowski
I'm sorry, everybody. I love.
Eddie Pepitone
You're the one who came in.
Henry Zebrowski
I. I just thought. I love her, but everybody's upset already.
Eddie Pepitone
I mean, I just think that it's important to, you know, all mustaches. What about the Salvador Dali?
Henry Zebrowski
Nothing I love better than the Salvador Dali. It's different because it's a true affectation. And no one does the Salvador Dali.
Eddie Pepitone
Someone who's a painter, they're allowed to have the mustache.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
A professional bowler.
Henry Zebrowski
Professional bowler doesn't really have any standards.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, they can have the must.
Henry Zebrowski
They can do whatever they want. Well, yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
Ice cream salesman. As long as they don't have the truck and attracting children.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh, they what? They're just doing it on the street. This is a barista thing. Yeah, I see the hybrid. That's new. The hybrid mustache soul patch. That is a new. Like the Zappa is coming back.
Eddie Pepitone
You know what?
Henry Zebrowski
It's taking time for it to come back.
Eddie Pepitone
You know, it's a weird thing I've been doing lately. And this will. This will expose me. But. But I've been. Obviously, I need a beard trim and all that stuff, but I get rid of this.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah, people do that.
Eddie Pepitone
I get rid of the soul patch. And, like, I keep it empty. You know Why? I talk for a living. Not that it gets in the way. I just want people to see my lips because I mumble, you know? And, like. And so I. I'm mustard for the dick. It's like, literally. Yeah. So people could see me mumble, and then they might be able to understand me a little more if I'm mumbling.
Henry Zebrowski
You're a true ally. That's what this is about. He made a little mouth window. That's what he's saying. The Flavor Saver. That's what they call. But you know what? Hey, that's why you know. But you know who loved his Flavor Savers?
Eddie Pepitone
Who?
Henry Zebrowski
Jeffrey Epstein. Let's get in with an update. It's an island adventure. It's an island adventure. Heck, yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
It's Jeffrey time.
Henry Zebrowski
This one isn't a super thick update.
Eddie Pepitone
No, because kind of this one's actually. I think it's our first fun one.
Henry Zebrowski
You know, I like this one because this lives in a world of total fantasy. And it's. It's just like. This is a way to like, if this was true, everything be all right. Yeah, it's not. So. It's not. But it would be funny if it was all right.
Eddie Pepitone
So it has been with the. The Michael Jackson biopic came out, and everyone's loving it. It did. It's doing great.
Henry Zebrowski
People love it.
Eddie Pepitone
It's really. It's really like. It's. Honestly, it's made, like, $300 million.
Henry Zebrowski
It's because they crushing it because they did the smart thing, you know, like how every movie, you know, Goodfellas blow stuff. The first half's amazing.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
And then it's the fall, and you're like, oh, that's sad. What they did with the Michael Jackson movies. They understood, just do the good stuff.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, just do the good stuff. That's just like. Do they even have his father, like, beating him and shit?
Henry Zebrowski
I think he literally goes like, michael Owens knew you could dance. And that's the only thing he says.
Eddie Pepitone
I remember the Tupac movie was so bad. Oh, his mom's like, tupac, you go out there and you do your rapping.
Henry Zebrowski
I know that you're gonna rap your way out the hood. Tupac. That's of my favorite. My favorite ones.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
And it's just, like, played by a Native American woman, you know?
Eddie Pepitone
So the why this is going on is there's the famous. In the Epstein file drop. There's a couple pictures of Michael Jackson. There's the famous picture of Michael Jackson,
Henry Zebrowski
One of my favorite ones. Like a ghost, the super creepy one. That one is my favorite. I send that to my family and friends.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
So that's one of my favorite being like, guess who's coming. That's like one of my favorite new life bits I've been doing is guess who's coming out tonight. And then I said, in this picture, he's as white as the wall. He's a frightening. In this picture.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. No, he looks very scary.
Henry Zebrowski
Both of them.
Eddie Pepitone
I think it's on his. In his most unhealthy. So here's the deal with everything here. There is a conspiracy going around, which I don't believe, but I love the story very much so is that Michael Jackson was going to Epstein island buying children to rescue them and bring them back to Neverland Ranch where they'd be safe.
Henry Zebrowski
He's flipping kids.
Eddie Pepitone
So I was like, that's flipping kids. This is the conspiracy. And right when the Epstein files dropped, it came out a little bit and then it went away. But now that the docs out it's coming back out. A lot of people are saying it's true. A lot of. And it's obviously very ridiculous.
Henry Zebrowski
Well, I love the idea of, you know, Michael Jackson popping in little St. James, just going like, yeah, oh, definitely. I just gotta have some new potential backup dances for my new tongue back up going on.
Eddie Pepitone
He's like, yeah, absolutely.
Henry Zebrowski
Michael, let's go take a look at a couple of these. And then they go over and the mic is like, dance now. Okay, now moonwalk. Okay, okay, now lit. Now lean. Now keep leaning. Keep leaning backwards. No, now lean. Throw the hat. Okay, I take these four.
Eddie Pepitone
The other go.
Henry Zebrowski
I'm done with. I don't need to see those. And then all the kids are like, oh, my God, we're going with Michael to Neverland Ranch. And he's gonna save from having to be cocktail servers covered in sand.
Eddie Pepitone
Meanwhile, there's just like a loose chimpanzee.
Henry Zebrowski
They get into Neverland Ranch. He's like, okay, here you go. Easy room. Michael, why are you staying here? Stay room.
Eddie Pepitone
We all share the best. I can bell and kiss anyone gets close.
Henry Zebrowski
I just hear the kids just go, oh, no. But straight from the fucking pan into the llama's asshole. Man, that has got to be frightening. You get picked up like Michael Jackson.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
You go on one carousel ride and then you get your dick sucked, Man.
Eddie Pepitone
Where is that wild. Why is the Neverland Ranch? Like, reopen it. At least make it Like a haunted carnival.
Henry Zebrowski
I think there's a lot of people that are still super like upset about it.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
You know, let me see who.
Eddie Pepitone
Who owns it now.
Henry Zebrowski
Ron Burkle. Oh, you don't mean Ron Burkle doesn't want to.
Eddie Pepitone
Burkle. Come on.
Henry Zebrowski
You know Ron Burkel?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. What do you mean? I know Ron Burkel? Our guy. Who the you talking about? Billionaire investor in Yakapo company's co founder Rod Burle. Oh, God. Jesus. Dying in front of us.
Henry Zebrowski
That guy is.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, he's with Diddy.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh, yeah. I love the first pictures. Him and Diddy.
Eddie Pepitone
There is no so funny.
Henry Zebrowski
You know, I like about that guy. He doesn't kids. Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
No way. Burkle does it. Oh, he also produced the Michael movie.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah, he's quite smart.
Eddie Pepitone
So he's in on it. So. All right, so anyway, so the picture is. So Michael Jackson's security guard has come out and said, I was there when the picture was taken. We were going around and we. Michael wanted to buy a house in West Palm Beach. And so he was going to houses and looking at everyone's house. And then he went to. He was thinking about buying Jeffrey Epstein's house. And he said that every house that they went to go look at the person who owned the house wanted a picture with Michael.
Henry Zebrowski
Of course they do.
Eddie Pepitone
And so he ended up taking picture with like 10 people that day. Sure. The reason he wanted to buy his house is so he can live next to his best friend, Barry Gibb.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh, his favorite. Oh, that's really nice. And then they could get back and forth and they could eat like bone soup together and they could. They could Eiffel Tower, a couple of kids. I don't think he's done anything wrong.
Eddie Pepitone
Right.
Henry Zebrowski
Did Barry Gibb do anything wrong?
Eddie Pepitone
No, he's just normal Barry. He's just a bg.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah, he's just a bg, Right.
Eddie Pepitone
He's got cancer, that's all.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. And like, you know, I could see him loving Epstein's place. He's got all the stuff he loves. He's got all the stuff he needs. He's got the medical chair. It's got the dentist area that he can get his propofol and get his milk. He's still kicking.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, Gig. Still. Oh, the other Gib got cancer then. Anyway, so. So basically. And then. So Michael was only there in West Palm, not the island. The other famous picture was with Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson and Diana Ross.
Henry Zebrowski
And that is just.
Eddie Pepitone
That's just like they were at A benefit together.
Henry Zebrowski
Can you even imagine what that dinner is like? Just silence. I just feel like you see in the four of the. Those four people sitting together at a table, Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton, Diana Ross and Michael Jackson.
Eddie Pepitone
I gotta say, Jeffrey Epstein created the silence because I feel like the three of them would have had a great time.
Henry Zebrowski
Bill Clinton's a fun guy.
Eddie Pepitone
So is Diana. Diana Ross is kind of unbelievable. Is she? I love that.
Henry Zebrowski
You saw her live.
Eddie Pepitone
I saw her live last year and I couldn't believe how good it actually was. Wow, that's great. Yeah, yeah. She had like four costume changes. She was unbelievable.
Henry Zebrowski
But she gets it now. There. No, see, this is like the time
Eddie Pepitone
when they block out the children's faces. But it's already been said that the children are Diana Ross's children.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes.
Eddie Pepitone
And so it's not even actual children. Like is that, you know, so it's. It's one of those type of situations.
Henry Zebrowski
No, Michael Jackson kept his activities inside of his own bedroom with the children that he was teaching at a dance. And that's the difference here, that he was just pedaling to himself. And that's, you know, EP scene. They kept saying, oh, he was just trafficking people to himself. He was not. Michael Jackson was. Michael Jackson was a one man shop. He did. Wasn't trying to pass these kids around because you know why he could jealous and he didn't want him to have him around. He got so angry thinking about Lindsey Graham, one of his boys. He didn't want to pedal them out.
Eddie Pepitone
So the reason this is back in the news is because Dan Reed, he's the guy who directed Leaving Neverland. Oh yeah, HBO documentary.
Henry Zebrowski
The one that. The sad one.
Eddie Pepitone
The sad one.
Henry Zebrowski
The super super sad one. The one that kind of featured like all of the exposes that the guys coming out.
Eddie Pepitone
Yes, I know. What I felt bad for was Finding Neverland. I thought that movie was great. Now everyone just thinks that that'.
Henry Zebrowski
Do you know what's funny though? Fighting Neverland's also about a child molester, isn't it?
Eddie Pepitone
I mean. No, it's about the guy who wrote Peter Pan. Is he a child molester?
Henry Zebrowski
Wasn't the guy who wrote. Who's the one though. Alice in Wonderland's the one, I believe. Continue.
Eddie Pepitone
Let's continue. I think it's the same guy. I don't care. I don't care about that fucking shit. Here's the deal. So Dan Reed. People have been people. So Dan Reed was like, hey, don't fucking talk like this. Michael Jackson is worse than Jeffrey Epstein. That was his statement that he came out with. And so when he came out with that statement, some of Michael Jackson's fans AI'd a photo of Dan Reed and Jeffrey Epstein together. Yeah, that you are. You are Epstein's friend. And then Dan Reed's like, no, that's not me. That's my face on Dome Chomsky's body,
Henry Zebrowski
which is the most hilarious body swap possible. If I could find out that I could be a direct body swap for Noam Chomsky. I'm quitting life.
Eddie Pepitone
Just.
Henry Zebrowski
Just disgusting. What a horrific body. Also, yes, there was a. Louvan Davies was the woman that was the. The dog. The JM Barry, who was the author of Peter Pan. He got way too close with the boys that the Peter Pan stories were based upon. And he adopted them and lived with them. And they also very Michael Jacksony. They kind of slept in the bedroom with him and did all the stuff. But he famously said he was asexual and he couldn't do it. And just like Michael Jackson said. And he just slept it. He slept with the kids because he loved the comfort of children.
Eddie Pepitone
So he. Yeah. And then he wrote a story about
Henry Zebrowski
going to an island filled with never changing boys. Oh my God. No matter what you do to him. And the best part about him is that they keep getting older, but they stay exactly the same. And that's what he loves. Nothing. JM Barry wanted more than a thousand year old little boy that he could suck. And a little boy can come right back at and do all sorts of fun things because he's actually a thousand years old.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Well, I love Finding Neverland.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah, it's a good movie. Oh, he had a handle. He had a western style. He had a western style mustache. Again, it's different. Before the whole thing changed. Culture change and shifted. So Michael Jackson didn't save the children.
Eddie Pepitone
We don't know.
Henry Zebrowski
We don't know for certain. But I'm gonna say Michael Jackson was busy. I don't think he was like, he had enough kids.
Eddie Pepitone
Still stands by him.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. He did molest Macaulay Culkin.
Eddie Pepitone
Macaulay Culkin.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. He did molest the most famous child of all. You're right.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
He also didn't moles the. Technically Corey Feldman. He didn't molest. Yes, but who else was. Was molested by everybody else. And then he also.
Eddie Pepitone
It is crazy. Corey Feldman's like, everybody, me. But Michael Jackson.
Henry Zebrowski
Michael Jackson. Which is why he's continuing to try to sound like Michael Jackson.
Eddie Pepitone
All right.
Henry Zebrowski
And then there Was Elizabeth Taylor. Why'd you think? Is the only person who actually got molested by Michael Jackson as an adult?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, well, Diana Ross was Michael Jackson's buddy.
Henry Zebrowski
And Elizabeth Taylor was there for her wedding. Wedding.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, well, everyone, Elizabeth Taylor's wedding.
Henry Zebrowski
Dude, he was her best man about this. He was her best man.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, was he?
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. Look up the picture of Elizabeth Taylor. Michael Jackson. I'll show you marrying. He was the best man while she was married, I believe was David Getty. The guy that was like, he's famously gay and he's just like. He's this look on his face because, like, he was like big old. Like this, this. Look at this. Look at the way he's looking at her when she's watch. He gags as soon as they kiss. Watch in the background. Yeah, he pretends to gag. He's very kill. Yeah, he's very silly looking.
Eddie Pepitone
Cute.
Henry Zebrowski
Why is he framed in the shot? Because he's put himself in the frame.
Eddie Pepitone
Jackson makes it a better shot. You put Michael Jackson in a picture, it's a better picture. That's good directing by the wedding photographer.
Henry Zebrowski
I will say though, he does go right.
Eddie Pepitone
Right.
Henry Zebrowski
Like I do find that Ghosh wouldn't go right for the tongue in the wedding kiss. You know what I mean?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, well, he's, you know, he's trying to prove.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh, that's Liza Minnelli, by the way. God damn it.
Eddie Pepitone
It's Liza Minnelli. That makes a lot more sense.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah, but he's friends. He was friends with Elizabeth Taylor.
Eddie Pepitone
Everybody was friends with Elizabeth Taylor.
Henry Zebrowski
Not everybody.
Eddie Pepitone
Well, everyone in Hollywood.
Henry Zebrowski
Well, anybody get close to her?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, man, I complained about this on the show before. When she shut down Disney when I was there. That. All right, here we dead ass.
Henry Zebrowski
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Eddie Pepitone
Here we go. Here we go.
Henry Zebrowski
Here we go.
Eddie Pepitone
Here we go. Eddie. Oh, by the way, to close out the Epstein update, Trump. Fuck kids. Yeah, he does. Eddie would still to put that in there.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. I just remember that he would still be doing it if he could perform sexually.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Now he's the one in diapers.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. It's kind of fun in that way. So he's getting put up his ass and one day he will die very, very soon.
Eddie Pepitone
All right, we have normal updates.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes, we do. So what we have here is the, the missing scientists, the whole NASA like missing science, all these things attached to the UAP phenomena is kind of like it's still there, there. And it's not getting any clearer with. Especially with this new news. Now we know that that Cash Patel came out and said straight up, there is no conspiracy around all of these missing scientists. And I actually can't help but sort of agree really only just because if
Eddie Pepitone
you look at it's all so fishy.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes, it's wildly fishy. That's the problem is that it's only fishy without any real connective tissue yet. Because the things that are starting to come out like we now know that the McCaslin, that general, he's still missing.
Eddie Pepitone
Yes.
Henry Zebrowski
These other one other scientists still missing. All the other ones that died in these like various very unusual ways. But the one that is. Now we have a new update. We have an update on one of the missing scientists, Melissa Cassius, who's 54 years old, who worked at Los Alamos. Her remains have just been found. Which was. They found the car and they found her abandoned right out in the middle. They found her out there in the middle of the desert. They found a handgun. And so now they're trying to decide whether or not they. The gun belonged to her. Because there was no indication that she had had a gun before. Yeah, now we're looking at, trying to see.
Eddie Pepitone
There's no indication that she even left her car.
Henry Zebrowski
Well, her car was left behind with these laptops in it and all of her personal information. Keys in the ignition.
Eddie Pepitone
Someone smashed a boulder through the back window.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes.
Eddie Pepitone
And the last, she had a burner phone that was unopened.
Henry Zebrowski
She was apparently going to do this mountain climbing trip. He was trying to hit this one specific.
Eddie Pepitone
Alone.
Henry Zebrowski
Alone.
Eddie Pepitone
Which is weird.
Henry Zebrowski
And her family already said that she was suffering from extreme stress right before all of this went down. So she was suffering from extreme job stress, personal stress. So I'm not saying it's definite, but she dropped off everybody. Like she did. Like the, her, her last days were really interesting because she dropped off her kids and then she was going to go to work. She dropped off her husband at work. And then she just said, I'm actually left my ID at home, I'm gonna go home and get my id. She drives home, she tells her daughter, I'm actually gonna work from home. And then the next video stopped.
Eddie Pepitone
She stopped at her daughter's school on the way home.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes.
Eddie Pepitone
And brought her like a sandwich or some.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes. And then she came home and then she basically packed up her stuff into the car, drove away. And then the last person who saw her was somebody helping her on the side of the road when her car broke down. So they were helping her with the car. This is before the rock was smashing it. But according to the. The people that stopped there, they were like, well, we didn't, we didn't quite see. We don't know whether or not the boulder had already smashed in her window at that point or why. But she was saying to them, like, get it all wrapped up, let's go, I want to get going. And they're like, you know, it's almost night time, you should probably find a place to stop. And she's like, I'm going to get to the top of that mountain no matter what. And she said like, she was obsessed with getting some mountain the top of this local mountain. And so I actually think it's quite. It makes a lot of sense if she committed suicide, but it's also. Why, why are all of these high pressure scientists doing that. Then why are they all know each other? Well, they are like one degree of separation from each other and some of them know each other. Like it's just a small world. It's like if you're in the, the, the physics world and the, in the mechanics world, like especially this type of like top secret. It's a small world.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
So they all kind of are tangentially connected. There's the other story of this woman, Ingred.
Eddie Pepitone
Colin Lane.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes. Colleen Lane. This is another one that was by
Eddie Pepitone
the way, if you name your daughter Ingrid, she's gonna be a scientist.
Henry Zebrowski
It just has to be, say, Harriet, Helen. They're gonna become one. This was a lady that I went on a silent retreat.
Eddie Pepitone
A meditation routine.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. But she said it was for silence. That's why I looked up. So she was silent and she left the retreat early. She was a scientist. Another person that. Laptops all in the, in the, in the car and all this kind of thing. Yep.
Eddie Pepitone
So it's the same type of story.
Henry Zebrowski
But why are they doing it? Why are they trying to kill? Like, what exactly is the point?
Eddie Pepitone
A lot of them. Did they. Did they all work at Los Alamos?
Henry Zebrowski
Yes. And some of them did like this.
Eddie Pepitone
They worked with UFO and they also worked.
Henry Zebrowski
We don't know if they. What they did a lot of them work with. Yes, they did work in the aerospace industry, missile industry, that. The anti gravity industry. Like this idea of creating new fuel types. That's main. One of the things that they're working on is that is like legitimately alt flight fuels.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
Which is literally. That's also one of those things. If we were going to take something
Eddie Pepitone
from a uap, I mean that'd be very cool.
Henry Zebrowski
But if you believe the lore, like if you believe. Believe the Bob Lazar of it all and think that we've been working on this for a long time, then it. Why would it come to a head now? You know what I mean? Like if we've been working on this since 1947.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
Like why is it all coming to a head now? Now what is. Like we already said Bob Lazar was saying that even that while they were trying to retroactively work on the UFOs, if you do believe that is real, that it might have killed several engineers just working on it. So it also would make sense to me if the whole thing's dangerous. Like if the whole thing's dangerous and the whole process is dangerous, it might actually talk about the. Like, let's say it's all real. Like let's say there's one side of this and it's all real. And there is an actual black program that we have been working on doing this shit with UFOs for a long time and we've never fully cracked it. Like let's say we never. And now we're kind of sorting. We're starting to finally get over the lip of making things that look like the thing.
Eddie Pepitone
I could think that it's very. It's even easier and simpler than that that they might have cracked an alternate energy resource that wouldn't. That would kill the oil industry.
Henry Zebrowski
But this is also one of those things I've never understood of like then why doesn't the oil industry just get in on it and be the make that the new oil industry. I've never understood that.
Eddie Pepitone
They're in too deep with the other shit.
Henry Zebrowski
Just fucking change.
Eddie Pepitone
Why don't the tobacco companies grow weed? I don't fucking know.
Henry Zebrowski
Let's not start that.
Eddie Pepitone
You know, because it's going to be bad.
Henry Zebrowski
Design the infrastructure to be supported by oil and buy these things and if you're going to try to change the whole game, they have to change their whole infrastructure. Maybe, but this is. But if it's literal alien technology, wouldn't we change it for the. That versus just stuff that we're making in a lab. So I'm just saying if it's all real.
Eddie Pepitone
So NASA scientist Monica Jacinto Reza she went missing while hiking last year in California.
Henry Zebrowski
Our scientists bad at hiking all side.
Eddie Pepitone
I think we should. We need to like get together and like buy all these scientists treadmills.
Henry Zebrowski
We honestly we need pelotons. Peloton has got to get involved here. Someone's got to get. We bring them inside. But no, I But shot in their own home scientists.
Eddie Pepitone
Why they get shot in their own home.
Henry Zebrowski
Here's my original kind of pitch is if you're already working on highly theoretical potentially dangerous technology, it might take a type of person. It might take much like how the CIA, which I do believe and I hate when people kind of shoo shoo me on this because I fucking have had CIA guys tell me this is fucking real. That they bring in unreliable people on purpose to. That's the point.
Eddie Pepitone
That's Bob Lazar.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes. You're bringing in an unreliable person on purpose so that no one will believe a per thing that they say. That is the point of it. So I think that if you're having this type of technology it makes sense you'd bring A couple of the crazy guys in. Instead of having it just be all the boilerplate scientists with shit that you have to go put them in front of a board of directors and have them do all this. And like, you know, if you're making space shuttles, you have to like talk to the. You can't just have Edward Nygma from Batman Forever working on that. Right. It has to be. That guy's got to be behind a bunch of paywalls, behind a bunch of places you can't get to. And that guy might every once in a while flip out and fucking blow his brains out. I don't know. That could also very well be it.
Eddie Pepitone
But the. The missing and dead scientist number is up to 12.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. Or it depends on. You see it's accordions in and out. Because it depends on which. When do you want to decide it begins and doesn't? Because there's some lists.
Eddie Pepitone
2023.
Henry Zebrowski
That's where there. Some lists. Take it all the way back to 2022 do.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
For me, I'm looking at the ones in the last two years. If I'm look, if there's a. If we're saying that there's a rash of missing scientists, it would be the one that is clumped up right now.
Eddie Pepitone
How come no scientists that knew these people are coming out and saying they are thing.
Henry Zebrowski
They are, they are just not really. If you look at it, there's many of the family scientists are actually saying they're extremely upset that their families have been dragged into a conspiracy theory. They're really. Most of them have basically just said. Said for the large part that there are simple explanations for most of these and largely it seems to be suicide and accident. So right now it's like. So the families are devastated. Devastated. They don't do about it. The public's confused. We have the worst people in the world in charge of this disseminating information. Which is making it even worse. If you look@aliens.gov they decided to put out a thing where they just. Which is what I said. Said. Which is what I fucking said.
Eddie Pepitone
You did. You did say it about the UAP
Henry Zebrowski
footage, which was a thing to flip to ice and the idea of getting rid of people, getting rid of humans. Right. So that's exactly what they used it for. So that's why it's. That's why it sucked. That's why the file drop sucked, guys. It sucked because it was just a way for them to pitch ice.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
Again. So we. We're looking at. Is that it's extremely confusing. And then one of the. The worst parts about it right now is the fact that every. Every outlet I read puts it at a different parameter. Like, puts it at a different start point.
Eddie Pepitone
So.
Henry Zebrowski
So, you know, the FBI, if they are indeed working for some hidden group within the government, is doing a great job.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, well, the FBI, you know, they're suspect right now.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh, yeah, they are. Literally, I would say. I would consider them a foreign body inside of the United States of America. America at this point, like, literally, I would consider them not an actual agency inside of America. They're something else. Yeah. And they're doing whatever they want. So good luck.
Eddie Pepitone
What do you think about this Brazil ufo?
Henry Zebrowski
This is fascinating. So let's take a look at this footage and we pull this up. This is. This is truly one of the best. I don't care. So in the spirit of this footage. In the spirit of this. I am talking about a video. Video that makes me filled with wonder and delight again. Now, this came out of the mountains of Southern Brazil. The witness, Mike Lyo. All right? Now, he was doing. He was like, filming stuff around his property, as you can imagine, right?
Eddie Pepitone
He.
Henry Zebrowski
He said all of a sudden he was an influencer.
Eddie Pepitone
He's a garden influencer.
Henry Zebrowski
Hey, he's hot, right? He's hot. Resilient, right? Good mustache. So he. He's a rancher. And out of nowhere, while he was filming his lands, he said he notices animals were getting super, like. Like, restless, very alert. A lot of barks and yaps. And then all of a sudden, you. I know. No. God.
Eddie Pepitone
Henry, are you auditioning right now? Is this, like. That is unbelievable.
Henry Zebrowski
I often been going in for groups of animals. I thought.
Eddie Pepitone
I thought someone opened the door and a bunch of goats got in here.
Henry Zebrowski
Nope. I'm a regular.
Eddie Pepitone
I'm so impressed. I'm a regular.
Henry Zebrowski
Who's the fat guy from the fucking Fat guys that does the beats? Oh, my God, the fat boys. The guy who does the beats.
Eddie Pepitone
The human beatbox.
Henry Zebrowski
I'm him. Yeah, right. I'm him.
Eddie Pepitone
By the way, this guy is very hot.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh, he's very attractive.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. So what do you think about his mustache?
Henry Zebrowski
That's what I said.
Eddie Pepitone
Is it down too low?
Henry Zebrowski
No, his mustache is perfect.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
As a masculine, full mustache.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, it is a good mustache. It's a nice mustache.
Henry Zebrowski
Is a Tom Selleck mustache.
Eddie Pepitone
It's such a nice mustache. He doesn't need a shirt.
Henry Zebrowski
He doesn't need a shirt. It covers. It covers the shirt he's missing. So he said that once he had seen this, he said. And then he heard like a throbbing mechanical, rhythmic like noise throughout the valley. Kind of sound like wow.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
He then began to film this object. Now if you look at it, it's thick. It is a disc. It is.
Eddie Pepitone
It's blurry as all. But it looks good.
Henry Zebrowski
It is solid as all fucking. It is. It's big. Very large. Yeah. And it has lights running all the way around it. Now those lights are really. Now the thing that makes this video particularly good is that you will watch it move. So you're sitting and you're watching it hover. It's hovering. It is one. It is extremely disturbing.
Eddie Pepitone
And it was there all day.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes. And they said eventually the. He watched it land, see it moved. See how it moved up the mountain range. And it's just sitting there. That is truly haunting, that is. And Brazil, like as we know might be the UFO hot spot of the world.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Cuz they are the ones who claim they got in like a war with aliens.
Henry Zebrowski
Many of them Virginia. In Virginia. And they are truly, it is like an epicenter of UFO activity. And it's been that way for a very long time. And maybe it's just because.
Eddie Pepitone
Love ass.
Henry Zebrowski
It's the ass. Ass. I was going to say that. Eddie. You got ahead of me, but you knew exactly what I was going for. It's all that luscious, luscious, incredible Brazilian carnival ass. And those aliens know what's up. And I get it because they don't have asses where they're at. Think about that. You live a world with no. No tits, no butts, no penis, nothing. No.
Eddie Pepitone
So I think the name Zabowski.
Henry Zebrowski
Tron, you know, think about how sad is that? No, Mustach, they don't have mustaches. Grays don't get to have them. No, not so they go to Brazil and they get to see some mustaches and collect them. So that is. So we're. We're still here, aren't we folks? Right here. Smack dab between one of the most corrupt organizations we've ever witnessed as a human population here and the ever mysterious phenomena that doesn't care what we do do, does it now?
Eddie Pepitone
But here's the thing though. If it landed in the middle of the woods, it doesn't make sense to me because it's such a big ship. Like it wouldn't have been able to land without. Without like destroying a bunch of trees.
Henry Zebrowski
It's very possible, but. Yeah. Or is it entirely material at all?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
Does it disappear? Does it get kind of wiggly wiggity.
Eddie Pepitone
Wiggity wiggity is how you're going to explain it.
Henry Zebrowski
Yep. It's a ufo, bro. What am I supposed to say? It doesn't fly away either. No, it doesn't. No. It does feel like you could see.
Eddie Pepitone
Someone should go look for it.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. Go find out what it sounds like. It's out in the middle of nowhere. That's the reason why I didn't go out there. But you know, you know why they go. If you believe how many times we've seen these UFO stories where they send, like, guys down to kind of hunt for things on the ground. Like when they did the alien robot story or the like. Well, sometimes they'll, like, drop a line into a lake or something and suck up water. That's a thing that they do.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, yeah, yeah. Maybe they run on water. Maybe floating data centers.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah, I mean, h. Hopefully our data centers. Oh, I wish. So the LPN data center will be opening up very soon. I just want to say thank you to everybody. It's really big for us.
Eddie Pepitone
I mean, physically big.
Henry Zebrowski
The Kickstarter went great, and we've been so excited about the response that we got that we decided to open up a second data center. It's going to be in Oahu. Yeah, we. That is what I'm really excited for. We're real. We're. We've built up a whole bunch of infrastructure around Aahu and the Galaic. And I'm really happy with our. I think our data center at the Galapagos is great because we painted a turtle on it.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, yeah. What's good about that one is it's. We're creating something called Spay Eye where we're just neutering all the animals in the Galapagos.
Henry Zebrowski
And the best part, the water. All it takes is a hooked knife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just this hook knife. I bring the island here. We have another update. Nick Reiner wants his 1.5 million dollar trust fund. Good luck.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, I know. He wants his $1.5 million trust fund so he can buy his defense attorneys. And here's the deal. I hate him. He definitely did it, but he's not convicted yet.
Henry Zebrowski
That is the problem, is that he's
Eddie Pepitone
like a weird little loophole.
Henry Zebrowski
It is. He's not guilty yet. He technically is innocent until proven guilty.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
And that is the only argument he has is like, how would you know if I killed him until I'm proved fucking guilty? Even though you're the only one that everybody Everybody knows he did it and he confessed to it and you did it. And now you're just being a. Because you're a. Yeah, you're.
Eddie Pepitone
You're crazy ass brother who's been a problem your whole life, kills your parents.
Henry Zebrowski
You're very famous, loving, beautiful, famously kind, famously incredible.
Eddie Pepitone
They take in people who they don't even know and like, change their lives.
Henry Zebrowski
Change your life. Nick Reiner. Try to give you a fucking movie to direct. Try to do lots of stuff for your untalented fucking ass. And I'm sorry. Didn't take.
Eddie Pepitone
God, that movie was bad.
Henry Zebrowski
You suck, Nick. You fucking suck. You suck. You suck as a convicted murderer. You suck as a non convicted murderer. You're not a good director. You're not a good actor. You got nothing, bro. You're the fucking least talented human being in the whole Reiner family. You suck, dude. You killed the only people that are gonna give you a shot. And guess what? Now you're gonna fucking get murdered in jail. Because everybody loves Princess Bride. Even ra. Even rapists and murderers love Princess Bride. And you killed the guy that did it. And they're gonna come for you, you idiot.
Eddie Pepitone
My name's Nick Reiner. I killed my own father. Prepared to die. You are.
Henry Zebrowski
That's why they're mad at you, buddy.
Eddie Pepitone
It's not gonna happen. But after all of this, he's stealing $1.5 million from his brother and sister.
Henry Zebrowski
I doubt it's gonna happen. I doubt. I think that they are gonna figure out a way to like loop, fold
Eddie Pepitone
around it, push it long enough to the trial.
Henry Zebrowski
That's kind of. I think, think that's partially that. I think that they. I believe how it works too, is that there's a certain amount of time. Please. Side story is lpgmail.com. i just start conjecturing on law stuff. Then people like, like, what the are you talking about? Yeah, I do think that. Let me ask. Can he do that? Can he push all the way through this process or is at some point is a judge going to be like, I don't care what they decide. We're doing this trial Now. I do believe sometimes it's like. Like that. But I will ask the audience. Because they're always right, Eddie.
Eddie Pepitone
Yes, they usually.
Henry Zebrowski
Except when they're wrong.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, well, you know.
Henry Zebrowski
And then I tear you a new one, don't I?
Eddie Pepitone
Well, a lot of times when the people write in, we. We have to take it all with a grain of salt. Because they're like, I'm a lawyer and I just have to believe it, honestly.
Henry Zebrowski
And I do.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
I don't have to.
Eddie Pepitone
Fuck it.
Henry Zebrowski
That's it. That's me. I'm Joe Rogan.
Eddie Pepitone
Here we go. We're updates. Let's hear this next story.
Henry Zebrowski
The only reason why I'm covering this is because it's a funny topic title. And I just think it's funny to go up this far to change your name, but don't change your look. So this happened in Portland. Makes a lot of sense.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
Man by the name of Looney Tune. He's arrested after a Milwaukee Franklin Cold Tune. So he legally changed his name to Looney John Franklin Colb Tune. Right. So he is legally Looney Tune.
Eddie Pepitone
Yes.
Henry Zebrowski
And so he had already had. I guess he had already had a bunch of warrants out for his arrest. Arrest. And he was pulled over for a traffic stop. He had a female passenger in the video. He. They tried to stop him by putting spike strips in the back of the car. He said it. He drove through the spike strips, nearly hit a bunch of police, drove off, fired his gun at the police, blah, blah, blah. Obviously probably had drugs in there. We'll find out. But he did say.
Eddie Pepitone
I'm sorry, he has 16 former felonies.
Henry Zebrowski
He does. He does. And he is, let's just say, a lot. He's in character.
Eddie Pepitone
Is someone I. I like to stick up for everybody. That's a lot.
Henry Zebrowski
It's a lot of felonies.
Eddie Pepitone
A lot of felonies. I would just.
Henry Zebrowski
The one thing about him, too, is I would say, like, I think it's funny because you look at his, like, his mug shot. Nothing looney about him. Why would you change your name to Looney Tune and not do a fun, like, face tattoo or do like a fun, like. Like. Like kind of like a theme or something like. That's the only reason why I'm, like, upset because, like, at first I was like, oh, man, Looney Tune's gonna look funny as hell. Yeah. And then I looked up as mug shot, and I was like, this is a waste.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
Why would you go through all this? Because that's the hardest part is going through the courts to change your name.
Eddie Pepitone
He's got the white glasses.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah, but that doesn't let. Doesn't make you loony. He looks like the cake boss.
Eddie Pepitone
A lot of people get white glasses instead of a personality.
Henry Zebrowski
Well, that's the thing. It's like a handlebar mustache, funny glasses.
Eddie Pepitone
Interesting.
Henry Zebrowski
It's like a fun thing. You wear funny glasses, and then all of a sudden you're like, oh, I'm crazy. It's like. It's what every. It's a professional chef thing.
Eddie Pepitone
I like crazy sunglasses.
Henry Zebrowski
Crazy sunglasses are great. Always. Always. And I don't even come down on them. It's just more. Just understand that, like, a pair of glasses doesn't just make you loony. You know how he'd be loony? It's if he was in that jail cell and had Groucho glasses on, then he'd be looney. Then I'd be like, that's a loony, funny guy. Oh, look at him. He brought his own funny little props into jail. He put Groucho classes up his ass. You wanted himself with a hat. That is what I want. Big white gloves.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. I want them to get packages from Acme.
Henry Zebrowski
That is what I want. Your name's Looney Tune. I want you to have a roll out. Fake, like, I think it puts a
Eddie Pepitone
cake shaped like a saw.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh, yeah. They'll be like, God damn it, Looney. You know, like pulling all the files out. Pulling the. The giant ticking bomb out of the cake. Yeah, buddy, but that's like. That's why I'm just being like, you know, like, he let down as a people. He let me down.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, man. So I. I got a story. I rarely enjoy stories sent to me from people, sure. And. But this one, I don't. This flew under our radar. I hadn't heard about this at all. To me, this should be front page on every newspaper. This story is from May 20. So it is a slight. It's a couple weeks old. But. But once I heard about it, I was like, what the. So this guy, all right, Lucas Jones, he's a young man. He's. He's 19 years old. He's accused of dumping suitcases with human remains in Palm Bay's compound area. And he has now been indicted for murder. All right, normal story. Guy kills somebody, puts. Puts them in a suitcase. You know, it's Palm Bay. I lived in Palm Bay for a short period of time. Very Florida. It's a bad place. I did not enjoy it. You know, I was a child. But, you know, what are you going to do? So the reason this is interesting is because Lucas Jones killed Coley Lee Daniel. Who's Coley Lee Daniel? Seems like just a normal guy. He was a registered sex offender. Does that mean he should be murdered? No, but he was, and he found him. And then what happened is Lucas started courting him on a dating app, and he started. And he, like. He, like, found out who this Guy was. And he, so he, and he started courting him and then he, he knew he was a sex offender and then they went and met up and then he beat him to death with a baseball bat.
Henry Zebrowski
See, this guy is doing the like it's hard to do, you know, like we got it like just straight up even from last week's story. We talked about bricks and minifigs. Right. You had to stop showing it. You can't harass the places because bricks of minifigs has got nothing to do with it. Same thing with this where we're like, I can't tell you to go kill pedophiles. Okay. I can't recommend that you go and groom pedophiles and then invite him out to like areas and beat him to death. Okay, I can. But I will say if we're gonna do it to one person, that's fine. I think it's okay to do it once or twice. So he's going to jail, as he should.
Eddie Pepitone
So Jones, he dismembered the body using a cleaver, a saw, a knife. And then he helped. And he forced his girlfriend to help him transport the remains. And they, he just threw it in the like, kind of like on swamps of Palm Bay, which is next to Melbourne. There's a lot, it's just a lot of marshland around there. And they, the cops found a bunch of vultures circling and then they found the body.
Henry Zebrowski
This is what I also like recommend too. Don't murder a pedophile. Psychologically torture a pedophile. Like I don't. So this is my other, my other big tip here is like, don't murder him. Do stuff like take a gun, fill, you know, block his mailbox. Yeah. Slash his time tires, you know, like, do stuff like that. Like put lots of like dog filled bags on fire on his front stoop. Yeah, that's like totally on the, that's on the table.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, you can do all of that.
Henry Zebrowski
It's all stuff you could do. You could steal his license plates, you could break his windows and stuff like that. That's again, that's fine. It's not murder.
Eddie Pepitone
See this guy, Lucas Jones, he is seems, it seems like he is crazy. He got in trouble for almost killing some friends for driving wr recklessly recently. And he's. They've been worried. They said he should have been put in jail for that, but he wasn't. But here's the deal. The reason they're calling him like Dexter is because he kept a slide of the guy's DNA Yeah, he's just doing it now. He kept like a micro microscope slide of the guy's DNA.
Henry Zebrowski
It's not good, man.
Eddie Pepitone
So he was obviously influenced by Dexter.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh, yes, very much so. And he had plans to do more.
Eddie Pepitone
Yes. And he had a list of other pedophiles that he was going to kill. You know, he got caught after the first one.
Henry Zebrowski
He's just not. He's super not good at it. He was super not good at it. And that's why you got to put more time and thought. And I'd say you got to. You know what I'd say it's wrong with the generation before us is what I was saying, man. I got to read. Got to read some books. I feel like if you read more books, it'll. You'll read murder based books.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, I know. Yeah. Just watching SVU is not enough. It's not going to get you out of the crowd because guess what?
Henry Zebrowski
Those T rote TV rights writers know nothing. They know.
Eddie Pepitone
Well, they do hire lawyers to be on the show.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes. But still they don't give a. You got to read the books. Read some books. Get some full large farm at learning in there because that's going to help you do the things you want to do.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
And all the other. Yeah, 19. He's stupid. He's going to jail for the rest of his life. And that does suck. But I will say in jail, I think people will like him. Will he go to jail for the rest of his life though, for this? Probably give him like 20 years and then he'll. Oh, no, it's premeditated for degree murder.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, he's going to Florida. They still have the death penalty.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah, he's. He. I think he's going to get life in prison. Love pedophiles in Florida. They love them. It's like their favorite thing. Like you. Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
You killing the pedophiles, like killing the president.
Henry Zebrowski
Pedophiles move. Yeah, like pedophiles move to Florida because that's where. Yeah. They're comfortable there. Yeah, they like it there. Yeah, yeah. That's why they go there so. Cuz again, because they support them.
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Henry Zebrowski
Love them
Eddie Pepitone
now. We went to Florida, but do you want to go back to Brazil for ccc? Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
You know I love Eddie's story, my friend. Now this story comes out of one of my favorite things in the world, which is old lady pretending to be baby. Yeah, we got another orphan story. I love you don't like this one. It is one. It's not the fake one. Like Natalia Grace. That one made everybody sad in the end. Even though we all wanted to be true, everyone did, even Natalia. And we none of us can make it happen. And so now it's actually happening. And I'm as excited as I've ever been in my life. So this is great. A woman by the name of Amanda Maria Saa de Oliviera. She has launched this scheme and it's been going on for many years. So she's 37 years years young and she spent about 14 months convincing a pastor and his family she was a 12 year old girl. Now you may say like how, how. Right. How she drank from a baby bottle. She's a pacifier. She faked night terrors, right? All these different needles put inside of her. And see her, I'm looking her up, I'm trying to find her. Oh, you'll see her, right? You can see the back of her, right? So the, the, the couples, right, they said all part of it being like, oh, she's a big 12 year old. And the past congregation said, oh, they were concerned for her weight so they got her on Moon Jaro. They threw her 12th birthday party and their whole thing, they were on the way to adopting her. But then this thing turns out like what she said was Amanda told them when they met her, they guessed that she was. She arrived at a service for this pastor and basically acted like she was mentally handicapped. She has this sort of affectation she uses like she is, she's mentally handicapped. And then she says all this stuff about how she a part of. Well she does is let me in Spanish. I think you could go like. Right, Is that minus, right? Oh my God. Just a grown woman. No, it's a full on grown ass woman. Yeah, it's a. I think a lot of Hope turned her 12, but the family did not.
Eddie Pepitone
She would have better off saying she was a 12 year old boy.
Henry Zebrowski
The problem is the pastors were, were stupid. So she said that they had forced titles, growing experiments on her as a little girl. They made her, they use hormone treatment on her and that she was trafficked.
Eddie Pepitone
They grew my breasts to big sizes.
Henry Zebrowski
Hey, listen, listen. I think that anything that they say, I listen, I do. They think that it's terrible. My huge. We are all sad for it. What the. But my question, my question to you, Amanda, Amanda, do you have any of that big tit juice for my wife? I like to stick some of the big jit juice into my wife. And so she came out, she said that she was forced into prostitution as a little girl because her original father forced her into satanic witchcraft rituals. Right. That was the whole thing. And the pastor was like, yes. I mean, she said she seemed like an obese autistic teenager and spoke like a child, which is. Honestly, you're talking about half of Missouri.
Eddie Pepitone
You know, that's a. Yeah, that's a big old.
Henry Zebrowski
That'll happen. Cnm. So they said that like it's kind of quick. So she had kind of tortured herself. She had put needles inside of her own skin to create the story of that. She was tortured for years.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh my God.
Henry Zebrowski
Eventually she was broken down by the investigators. Eventually just said, like, you're a 40 year old woman.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, we're going to start punching you.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh yeah. She also been, she had already been arrested and convicted of stealing an identity in Golas in another part of Brazil earlier. This is not her first rodeo. She's done this several times. And to me, it's really about the dumb. For me, it's, it is taking advantage of a dumb religious family, number one. Yeah. Also an advantageous religious family because there's nothing a religious family loves more than to take in like a mentally handicapped person or something like that and use it as like a badge of honor for everybody to love them. Right. How many times I've seen this, I've seen so many, many like religious families that would like, you know, they adopt somebody from Africa, call him Timothy, then make him like American, you know what I mean? Like that thing, like they do the thing and they're just so proud. Like, oh, look at that. He can Skypeboard now. Like that style where I think these, these pastors are so excited to, to flip an autistic child that they want it so bad that they'll do anything to get one. And I think that's what this is. They wanted to find Flipper into something bigger, better, something cooler obviously, because they're trying to make her skinnier. They're trying to make a bowl by giving her mounjaro for some reason. So I don't know why, I don't know why they were trying to, you
Eddie Pepitone
know, like lean around 12 year old weights.
Henry Zebrowski
But then she'd be one, wouldn't she? And she wouldn't have giant 40 year old, middle aged, beautiful tits. Right.
Eddie Pepitone
I don't think that, I don't think you gave. You said giant and beautiful. I don't think those are accurate.
Henry Zebrowski
I'm being nice. I'm trying to be nice to the woman and just say that she had bigger than a 12 year old's breast. And let's just say we all know it's different. Yeah, right. So that's the thing. Just putting a Prada Lion King shirt on her and, and a baby bottle in her mouth does not make it. Does not a 12 year old make.
Eddie Pepitone
No.
Henry Zebrowski
So I think that they were looking for an easy go at, at a good new orphan. And you know, some things are just too good to be true. And if you look at this stuff, like I think with Brazil, it's also just kind of easier.
Eddie Pepitone
I love how we believe the alien footage and not her.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh, of course. She's obviously a 37 year old old woman. She looks like a lunch lady in a cafeteria in Toledo. And if you act like a 12 year old, if you act like one of these ABDL people, you better have like their stolen valor. You in a diaper?
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
If you're not in a diaper, that's it.
Eddie Pepitone
You ain't that. You ain't that.
Henry Zebrowski
You ain't that. All right, so I love this story because I love fake children. I think fake children are one of my favorite things in the world. Everybody wants to be a baby again. I get it. But it just, it's hard to wheel that, that clock back successfully.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Know what's good about fake children is people don't get as mad when you hit them.
Henry Zebrowski
But now you go back, you can really clock the hell out of her. That's a full grown woman.
Eddie Pepitone
All right, so I want to talk to you about this. And it's just like such, it's, it's something that like I started off as like a bane to my existence and has now now like become somewhat interesting. So. All right. You know how like you got your shows and your Wife's got her shows.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes. All right, so yes, she watches her shows. Long form discussions of people that have been molested. Yeah. And I. I watch a lot of cooking shows.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. So Julie's like, a lot more normal than Natalie.
Henry Zebrowski
Yep. Yes.
Eddie Pepitone
She likes reality television.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes, she does.
Eddie Pepitone
And a lot of people love reality television, but she's got me watching this show called Summer House.
Henry Zebrowski
Now you're. What is it? And what is. What is this?
Eddie Pepitone
Summer House. Here's like, here's the context for all this. All right, so Summer House, the. The main storyline is within four people who live at the house. So basically it's a bunch of rich Instagram people. And they go in the summer. They go spend their weekends in Long island at the summer house. It's very nice.
Henry Zebrowski
Is this real or is it just a show?
Eddie Pepitone
It's real. You know, it's. It's reality television and it's supposedly real, but we all know that it's very scripted.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. All right, so now you. You did say this does come to last podcast.
Eddie Pepitone
I'm tell. Just let. Just come with me on the Marcus context here. And it will. And it will come around. All right. And I want you filmed in my hometown. Oh, yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
Where I grew up. Watermill.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, Watermill. Great, great. This is perfect.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh, nice.
Eddie Pepitone
The guy who. So Summer House been going on for a long time? Something like 10 years. All right.
Henry Zebrowski
The guy going on for that long.
Eddie Pepitone
Dude, it's crazy. People love this. I hate it. It makes me crazy people. It literally, like every time I watch it, like, my blood boils and it just makes me super mad. Think Andy Cohen's a demon.
Henry Zebrowski
Can we go burn that house down?
Eddie Pepitone
I mean, it's. Here's the deal. So the house is owned by this guy named Kyle. Kyle, this is my version of this lady. So if you watch this show, I'm about to ruin it for you.
Henry Zebrowski
Good.
Eddie Pepitone
So Kyle is a piece of. He always gets too drunk and he ruins the. The good time for everybody. Everyone else on Summer House, Kyle's like in his late 30s. Everyone else on Summer House is like. Like a child.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
So anybody, like, 20s?
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. So somebody in their late 30s. If those of you that are not in your late 30s or in your 40s, to a 25 year old, you are a living, walking corpse.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. So there's Kyle. He's a douchebag. The whole.
Henry Zebrowski
No, not with that haircut.
Eddie Pepitone
Everyone hates Kyle.
Henry Zebrowski
That guy's a douchebag.
Eddie Pepitone
He ruins every day.
Henry Zebrowski
No, that guy, the douche.
Eddie Pepitone
That guy, he flips out randomly. He like throws everyone. No one likes him. And he's married to Amanda.
Henry Zebrowski
I'm really excited for him to end up in a true crime case where he's the victim.
Eddie Pepitone
And Amanda. Amanda was. And they're married and they hate each other. Oh, good. They fight constantly.
Henry Zebrowski
That's the heart of the show.
Eddie Pepitone
He's like, yeah, it's kind of like the heart of the show. They are now in the middle of a divorce.
Henry Zebrowski
Great.
Eddie Pepitone
And. But he. She was mad because he decided out of nowhere, I'mma be a dj. And so he's out all night night. He's partying with fans. He's getting real up. He's doing a lot of things that don't seem right for a married man.
Henry Zebrowski
It's kind of nice. It's all things that will eventually stop his careers. That's great.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Henry Zebrowski
Anything that keeps him from working is great.
Eddie Pepitone
So Amanda is like in the middle of a divorce with him now. Her best friend is this chick Siara, very hot black chick. She's on the show. She's gorgeous. Everyone loves Ciara. She's very kind. She's got. She's lots of, you know, she's model. She's like, she's wonderful human being.
Henry Zebrowski
She's the only.
Eddie Pepitone
Out of everyone on the show. I would say she's the only one I would voluntarily hang out with.
Henry Zebrowski
Okay.
Eddie Pepitone
All right. She seems like a decent human being. She was dating this dude named West. West is an amazing scumbag. He looks horrible.
Henry Zebrowski
Kyle and West.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
How are you watching the show?
Eddie Pepitone
I hate it.
Henry Zebrowski
How are you making through? How are you making.
Eddie Pepitone
I literally. Julie has to tell me to be quiet because I pick it apart. And she's like, you make, you make me mad whenever you. I'm like, well, I'm the only person going to watch this with you. This is just so. West is such a scumbag. He's the worst. He's. He's.
Henry Zebrowski
Eddie, stop watching this.
Eddie Pepitone
He's a professional. West is a professional reality star.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh, I'd rather be. I'd rather him be a family annihilator.
Eddie Pepitone
I'm telling you, this is going to come around. All right, Just stick with me. Okay. So west starts like he's dating Ciara, okay. And they break up and he's trying to rekindle things with Ciara and they're going. And things are going well and they film the entire season. Amanda's breaking up with Kyle and. And then, and then he's like, he's like trying to Rekindle things with Ciara. All. And it's all, like, very much part. So they filmed the whole thing. We know this is what happens after the season ends. It comes out that west was secretly Amanda the whole time. And someone, like, found them and, like, took pictures of them, like, hooking up and then released it to the Internet. Okay? And so now everybody one. And then Amanda and Ciara are, like, best friends. And so now as everyone's like, everyone jumps ship from hating Kyle and now they hate Amanda. All right? And so, like, Amanda and Kyle, they like. And then Andy Cohen's the puppet bastard. Yo, he loves it. He loves all this.
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Eddie Pepitone
He's like. He's a street straight up demon. So now they have the reunion. All right? So like, everyone. So west has to atone. Atone for everything he did wrong to Ciara.
Henry Zebrowski
Dick and balls off. Is he gonna. Because he slit his throat or something.
Eddie Pepitone
We crucify him. So basically they have. They filmed this reunion.
Henry Zebrowski
I want to crucify that guy. I literally want to nail him to a crucifix. I want to. I want to watch him die.
Eddie Pepitone
The entire world agrees with you.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah, I want. Just looking at him. I hate that jacket. I just want to cut. I want to cut his side.
Eddie Pepitone
He had like, one day he was on and he had, like a horse hair tie on, like a piece of.
Henry Zebrowski
She don't deserve these women.
Eddie Pepitone
No, she don't deserve anything.
Henry Zebrowski
All right, okay.
Eddie Pepitone
So they're have. So they do the whole show and now they're having, like, the reunion, you know, where like, they all sit together for like a three hour conversation and they just like, rip each other to shreds. Yes.
Henry Zebrowski
That's like my least favorite part about stuff. Like, that's when I like Drag Race. I like the costumes and the dancing. No, I don't like the dress.
Eddie Pepitone
They all hate each other. They fight all the time. I want something nice.
Henry Zebrowski
I like creative things.
Eddie Pepitone
So they have the reunion and everyone's just ripping into West. Everyone's ripping into Amanda. CR is crushing it because she's cool as and she's always nice, but now she's gonna take these out and it's awesome. And people are like. And she's sitting next to Kyle and they're on one side, and then West. West and Amanda are on the other side. And then west also has this other secret girlfriend and everyone's on this. And so, like, they're doing this whole big meetup. And then. And then turns out the day before no one knew this when they were Filming. But the day before the filming started, west, his cousin, his name is. His cousin is Dakota Sweeney. A man, his name's Dakota Sweeney, murdered his grandmother. Wow.
Henry Zebrowski
Murdered West's grandmother.
Eddie Pepitone
Wes's cousin, straight up, murdered his grandmother the day before the reunion.
Henry Zebrowski
So you're trying to say that everyone's
Eddie Pepitone
dog piling them and they're dog piling them on the reunion. He's just sitting there taking it like a wounded dog.
Henry Zebrowski
Honestly though, they're all like yelling, but
Eddie Pepitone
no one knows about this grandmother that got murdered.
Henry Zebrowski
That's kind of day before. Can I say,
Eddie Pepitone
like, his cousin murdered his grand sweet.
Henry Zebrowski
Wow. So like, you know what, man?
Eddie Pepitone
What I found out about like, hold on.
Henry Zebrowski
That makes me kind of laugh.
Eddie Pepitone
Imagine this. Imagine being this big of a scumbag. Your cousin murders your grandmother, but you still show up to your reality television get beat on show.
Henry Zebrowski
Yep. Because he has to. Because he's contractually obligated. He's getting paid to be there.
Eddie Pepitone
Andy Cohen is the real demon here. He knows this fucking 26 year old just had his grandmother murdered and he's like, no, you got to show up today. I think that you got to fucking be here. You got to show up.
Henry Zebrowski
I might say straight up, that Andy Cohen might not be a nice guy.
Eddie Pepitone
I would love the Sounds like a cult podcast to do an Andy Cohen episode. If you are listening. I would love it if you did an Andy Cohen sounds like a cold episode. Because I really think Andy Cohen is a bad man.
Henry Zebrowski
I think he's a bad man.
Eddie Pepitone
He's a bad dude.
Henry Zebrowski
That's insane, dude. That's like very, very like. I just feel like we're getting to a point where like, was it secret
Eddie Pepitone
lives, a lot of work.
Henry Zebrowski
I just insane not show up.
Eddie Pepitone
Your grandmother was murdered.
Henry Zebrowski
I just went on, dude. I just went on. A full on dreading is covered. The story of the From Morgan. What was it? Mormon wife. The secret lives of Mormon wives.
Eddie Pepitone
Yes.
Henry Zebrowski
With and talked about, like that whole, whole thing. And the idea of like they're shooting. They're shooting the show like while she's beating the out of her husband and like while she's doing all these like horrible things and. But it's like she essentially like, which I also don't even understand how she created a Mormon tick tock world where they're all showing their belly buttons. Like, literally they're all like scantily clad showing their butts and stuff. Like it doesn't really make any sense and it's all falling apart. And I do think I Think that these things might be getting out of hand.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
I think that. That once we're at the point. Point where we're making. Because, like, I think it started once we had whatever that piece of shit's name. What was his name? Spicer, Was that. Oh, we had him on Dancing with the Stars. Sean.
Eddie Pepitone
Sean Spicer. Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
When Sean Spicer went on Dancing in the Stars.
Eddie Pepitone
But that's like a competition show.
Henry Zebrowski
But it's changing everything that we're doing now. Now we're really in the world where you can genuinely do a crime to get enough juice to get a television show.
Eddie Pepitone
I mean, they had Carol Baskin on Dancing with the Stars.
Henry Zebrowski
We're now really in the. Rudy Giuliani on the mask singer. Yeah, I remember. But we're really at a. We're really getting to a point where, like, someone's, like, asking me, like, oh, where's our television show?
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Henry Zebrowski
And it's like, we would have to, like, commit a crime. Yeah. To be famous enough to do this.
Eddie Pepitone
I will say this.
Henry Zebrowski
It's just wild. Like, where we're at right now in terms of, like, how is this help anybody? How is this good work for anybody? How is this helping the industry? How is this helping the people, the crews that work in this industry? How does this doing anything?
Eddie Pepitone
Reality television sucks because everyone's just watching them to, like. They're basically validating how awful they are by watching it and supporting them.
Henry Zebrowski
But the idea is that we're all
Eddie Pepitone
there and they go in and they destroy each other and they treat each other like shit, and then we all fucking watch it and validate and we're like, I hate them. But you're fucking watching it.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. I mean, I like. I watch true crime. I like watching. And I like all my exploitive True crime. I like it all. I like every single bit of. I like the evil stuff. I like all of it.
Eddie Pepitone
But that's a story.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
You're not like two fucking blond chicks fighting over who came up with a phrase.
Henry Zebrowski
Well, that shit makes me crazy why Jerry Springer was popular, though. Oh, yeah, it makes sense. It makes sense. Why.
Eddie Pepitone
At least there was real controversy with Jerry Springer. At least it was like paternity tests and stuff like this. This is just nonsense. Rich people complaining about their fucking lives being great.
Henry Zebrowski
Well, what it is, is showing the United States, the people in the United States of America, number one, this idea that you'd make a certain amount of money and you get to a certain point where you're an influencer. It means you count more, means your voice counts more, means your vote counts more. All this type of shit. That's one reason why people, I think, like it because they want to be in the same scenario. They think that they can get into the reality television loop. But what they don't realize is number two is the secret sacrifice you make.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
That they don't fully understand. That is the lesson that no one is learning right now, which is we didn't learn it with Mom, Donnie. We're not learning it with all these other culture of things. We're not learning about how you also give something up, though. It is a two way street.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
So it is not something that you, once you become a reality television star, you definitely sign a deal with the devil of show business itself where you are giving up a piece of your very soul for money. Yeah. You're giving it up. And the problem is, is that the United States of America is viewing that as awesome. They think that right now is like, that's the way to go when it really should be. What I love is something like how with Mamdani, we're really missing the message here of he's straight up just saying, I'm going to be the mayor of New York City and that's it. Yeah. I don't care about being president. I don't care about being senator. I'm here to do this thing right now. And they're all medically automatically, everyone's dogpiling all of this, like, hope on him. Hunter Biden, same thing. Dumping all this kind of hope on him. And it's like, don't do this to these motherfuckers.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
They're not the ones for you. And also we need to figure out other things. We're just at a. We're at a weird place where nobody understands. In order to get that top seat, you also have to sacrifice something. And when we are constantly saying how wonderful it is, how they sell their souls. Yeah. For money, it's. It's just going to lead to more pain.
Eddie Pepitone
Also, I got to say, like, if you're just watching all these people fight with each other all the time, then you all of a sudden become petty yourself.
Henry Zebrowski
It can be, it's true. But also I get the, the shorten fruit. I get the idea of like watching people in a fishbowl be tortured and why you like it. I understand why you like it.
Eddie Pepitone
Love island was horrifying to me. I felt like. Like they were all prisoners forced to each other.
Henry Zebrowski
I'd rather hang out with the John Wayne Gacy than anybody from Summer House.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
You know, I mean, I'd rather hang out with Daniel David Berkowitz, I don't know. Than any member of any one of these shows.
Eddie Pepitone
I. I have to say that I think that all of us would love to hang out with Ciara.
Henry Zebrowski
I think that Ciara is trying to keep us at arm's length, which almost
Eddie Pepitone
seems like a lunatic.
Henry Zebrowski
There's all these monsters.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
I.
Eddie Pepitone
Again, I. Carl, like, everyone loves Carl and he's very nice, but I. I don't know why. I just feel like he's gonna strangle someone to death one day.
Henry Zebrowski
I'd rather hang out with Vladimir Putin.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
Like all these people. I'd rather hang out with any villain of history. These people have less inside of them. There's another guy than the worst villains of history. How's this guy Luke?
Eddie Pepitone
Luke sucks.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah, of course Luke sucks.
Eddie Pepitone
Luke sucks. The. They all fucking suck. But there were some. The black guy. Go down. Go down. Go down again.
Henry Zebrowski
Well, they put him at the bottom.
Eddie Pepitone
Whoa. They didn't even include him. Google AI. Didn't even include him.
Henry Zebrowski
Y. Oh, man.
Eddie Pepitone
I don't remember his name, so I'm not much better, I guess.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah, you're. I guess you're all racist, too. There's a lot of people in the show.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, dude, it's been running forever. People come and go, and the thing is, like, everyone's like, oh, they're going to recast. They don't want to. People don't want to be on with west and Amanda next year. They don't understand the show's going to get canceled. There's no show without Wes and Amanda.
Henry Zebrowski
Nobody gives a. No one gives a.
Eddie Pepitone
Because they're the horrible people. Because you need the horrible people to do it.
Henry Zebrowski
Yep. Well, yeah, because good people on a. On television isn't interesting. Yes.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, they just like, oh, they're nice, and then you move on.
Henry Zebrowski
No, but that's why I like my Great British. Yeah, I watch my Great British.
Eddie Pepitone
Wonderful.
Henry Zebrowski
I watch my Great British. I watch my.
Eddie Pepitone
By the way, I do like Dancing with the Stars.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah, I understand.
Eddie Pepitone
Dancing with the Stars is kind of like, I hope it replaces football. I understand if that's one of those things. I was like, I think it's better than sports.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah, sure, sure. See, I like. You know, I like. My. My simple shows are like, it's great British. And Antiques Roadshow.
Eddie Pepitone
Antiques Roadshow is fun.
Henry Zebrowski
I've been watching a lot of Antiques Roadshow to shut off at the Very, very end of the night.
Eddie Pepitone
I like the pottery throwdown.
Henry Zebrowski
My only thing with pottery throwdown. Too sexual for me really. The two, too many tongue in cheek.
Eddie Pepitone
I love the big guy who cries all the time. He like, sees like a nice, nice bowl and he just starts crying. I love that. Yeah, that guy, what's his name? I think he's the best. He's so cute. He's such an old man. He just cries.
Henry Zebrowski
I know, but it's just. But also, if you cry at a bulk. What are you gonna do with the news, buddy? Oh, man, here we go. Let's get some listener emails.
Eddie Pepitone
All right. This is gonna get dark, isn't it?
Henry Zebrowski
Actually, I don't think so.
Eddie Pepitone
There's a whole bunch of stories about stabbing horses.
Henry Zebrowski
No, but it's actually more hopeful than I thought.
Eddie Pepitone
Okay, let's hear it.
Henry Zebrowski
Finally, my tenure of being a full time horse girl. Out then listener can come in handy. You absolutely do not need to kill a horse if it's injured or stabbed anywhere but the trunk. I work with fancy pants, expensive sport horses. And these beasts are out there injuring themselves and others constantly. This persistent myth exists because a horse's legs don't have great circulation to heal soft tissue injuries. Picture a horse. The lower limbs are almost all bone, little flesh. And their very large size means extra pressure on skeleton to stay upright. A horse can't hop around like a trap tripod dog. Right. Like, they're not built to do that. So what you have to do is it takes a very special pen. Right. So there's very advanced medical care available for these extremely expensive money pits that people love called horses. Yes. A stab wound in the leg could end up being fatal if it were to penetrate the joint capsule and certain infection in the joint itself. But more often than not with injuries to the limbs, they are stitched up and bandaged and treated until the wounds healed with the do too. Is they put him in a situation where they're in a super tight stall.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
Because the legs, the way they sleep, which I did not understand is that they never lay down because they'll die. Like, they'll die if they lay down. Their organs will stop functioning because they're so heavy and they can't get back up. So what they do is.
Eddie Pepitone
But I've seen horses lay down.
Henry Zebrowski
They do, but they. It's. It doesn't. They don't do it a lot to sleep. Normally to sleep, they lock their knees. They have this like this thing that their legs go into like a lock position and they sleep Standing up.
Eddie Pepitone
That's kind of.
Henry Zebrowski
That sounds great. It's interesting. And so what they do is they put him in that. They get. Put it. They can squeeze them in like a sling and like a thing. But the main issue is it costs a lot of money. So if you get stabbed, it costs
Eddie Pepitone
money for the horse to sleep.
Henry Zebrowski
To get the specialized barns, you would need to do medical care to the horses for the therapy.
Eddie Pepitone
Yes. My grandfather spent the whole family's money on 10 racehorses. People do that one race out of all of them.
Henry Zebrowski
You could have a. You could have had a much better life if he didn't do that.
Eddie Pepitone
It really could.
Henry Zebrowski
Like, think about how much nicer your life could have been if he had put all that into the race restaurant. Right. Which was doing well. Yeah, the restaurant was doing really well in your family.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, yeah. It's gone.
Henry Zebrowski
And he took it all out of that. He put it on horses. Yeah, it's way worse.
Eddie Pepitone
I got to go to the track every day when I was a child.
Henry Zebrowski
See, that's nice.
Eddie Pepitone
That's nice.
Henry Zebrowski
Instead of the working restaurant.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
The horses are recovering, though. Oh, yes, they are. The ones from the story that got stabbed last week. They are okay. They got stabbed in the torso. They're okay. They're going to be all. Be fine.
Eddie Pepitone
What kind of. What part of the horse is the trunk?
Henry Zebrowski
The. The middle part of it.
Eddie Pepitone
That's the trunk.
Henry Zebrowski
That's the trunk.
Eddie Pepitone
Because I googled horse trunk and some gross things came up.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
I bet it was just cases made of horse.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh, yes. So it's like, largely people. So this is. And the example is this is a very, like. This was a premeditated attack that the Emily did. The Emily girl did against these horses from last week. Yeah. But again, all savable.
Eddie Pepitone
Okay, good.
Henry Zebrowski
So all the horses.
Eddie Pepitone
Okay.
Henry Zebrowski
It really looks like she was doing it because she was bad at. At doing the barrel racing.
Eddie Pepitone
Ah.
Henry Zebrowski
And she wanted to. She was angry and she was like a stalker. And apparently horse stalkers are also a big thing. People that have become obsessed with the
Eddie Pepitone
horses and they just can't afford to
Henry Zebrowski
take care of them.
Eddie Pepitone
Be a part of it.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes. And so they've. This one lady told, like, honestly, it's a very long story.
Eddie Pepitone
Become a vet.
Henry Zebrowski
It is a. The whole thing is about this lady kind of became like a horse groupie where she started hanging around by the horses and was, like, looking for all these things that eventually found way into a pen late at night and was like, with the horses, like, really weird. It all Come. Like reading the play Equus, like we talked about with Daniel Rad Cliff's penis last week. People have extremely personal relationships to horses.
Eddie Pepitone
Well, it's the only thing that can make a cowboy cry.
Henry Zebrowski
They are the most. They're like dogs in that way. To many, they all say that they're
Eddie Pepitone
all very bigger than dog. They're more. If you have a really strong bond with a horse, people, I would say it's probably a bigger bond than a bond with a dog.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. Cuz dog can't also be your car.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Henry Zebrowski
I mean, the dog and like, the horse can be your car, but they are. They are awesome. Dude, horses are really cool. But yeah, they have to be. It's just standing on whether or not they want to spend the money to fix the poor porp. Sweet, sweet, sweet horsies.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, man. I went to this on our honeymoon. Julie and I went to this place called Vieques. It's a little island off of Puerto Rico. And it's like, abandoned because they did a lot of nuclear testing there. But there's like a whole, like, resort part of it, which is super nice. And I was like, oh, we'll go check it out. There's a lum. There's a luminescent bay or a bioluminescent bay and all this stuff. I was like, this sounds wonderful. No one told me that the whole island is just littered with stray horses.
Henry Zebrowski
Cool.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah, like. And I call them stray. Rather wild. Well, they eat trash, but yeah, you know, they're just. They're like walking along the street. They're not like, like frolic in the woods. They're just like, everywhere. And it's like a nuisance. And they're like, walking around. Like, when I was in the pool, they were like, drinking out of the pool. Yeah, yeah. It was very. It was. It was very weird. But they were. They were fun. And then what I noticed is all the wild dogs would, like, torture the wild horses.
Henry Zebrowski
Whoa.
Eddie Pepitone
They would, like, circle them and bark at them and like, them.
Henry Zebrowski
They're doing weird herding, like, activity.
Eddie Pepitone
It was. Was interesting.
Henry Zebrowski
All right. And I have one little. I thought this was really funny. We don't normally get the, like, this is. To me, this is my version of a last podcast and left human interest story. Because this is a very funny story. In the name of Pride Month, we're here. I want to tell the story of someone's very funny coming out, which is very. It's, you know, made me laugh. I've been out as a trans Woman for six years. And when I was going through my name change, I decided is when I was was finished, I would all come out at work. Bosses already knew I went through HR paperwork, so everything was great. On the last Wednesday of March I changed my name. And on Thursday I got my new driver's license. And on Friday I went into work as a guy for the last time. I explained to my direct co workers. I changed my name to Spice. I'm trans. It all went fine. Problem one, I only told my direct co workers. Nobody else in building building got a memo which leads into problem two. Ladies room I was not going to be using was in a different section because my group was between two spots. Regardless of where I went, someone might think because that Monday also happened to be problem three, April Fool's Day.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh my God.
Henry Zebrowski
As mentioned, I changed my name on the last Wednesday of March and Monday happened to be April 1st. So my first day out as a trans woman in my office job was on April 1st. Because I'm so smart person. And not only that, but I was so anxious, I tried taking the stall at the far end to have as much distance between me and everyone else as possible. Which is how I learned the gap in the door of the handicap stall goes directly over the middle of the toilet. And I gotta say, having my lady Lance and light enough sight was not what my anxiety needed. Thankfully, nothing ever happened. I was anxious, but other than that things were fine. I eventually got fired for other reasons and now I work somewhere else. But only now they know me and as a woman woman, which is nice, you wouldn't think a warehouse would be accepting, but we're union and most people don't give a. That's right.
Eddie Pepitone
No, I don't give a. No warehouse is oddly accepted.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh yeah. Wanting to share because I'm an attention. And you guys have been so fun over the years. Thank you. Honestly, I just thought it was really funny. Funny how it's kind of those foible things. But yeah, honestly, I found like work people blue. This is the whole thing when it comes to these issues is that pretty much every person everywhere knows somebody in a true alternative lifestyle. Yeah. And everybody in every town, every little town probably has, you know, as a trans person, a gay person, that kind of thing. And you notice those guys, they're all fine with their local alternative person. Yeah. Because they met them, they know them, they just literally don't have the ability because they've lost it over the years of either not meditating, not taking care of themselves, not Paying attention, not letting empathy let in. They don't understand that they can apply that to others because they're like, no, well, I know that one, and I like that one. That must be one of the good ones.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
They don't understand, like, no, you just. That's your neighbor. And actually just neighbors have the same percentage points of being murderers, rapists, and angels.
Eddie Pepitone
You can hate them for their human aspects.
Henry Zebrowski
Honestly. There's so many rich, wonderful ways to hate a person.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
You know, not just even for what they identify as. Truly, honestly, that's the last thing. Yeah. You could be a trans. You know what I mean? Like, that's one of my favorite things in the world about it.
Eddie Pepitone
Right.
Henry Zebrowski
So thank you for sharing your story, and I hope that Pride Month's awesome for you. And don't worry, Eddie and I are not going to be out there stealing the grand Marshall of any parade from anybody. You know, we're not going to be doing that without. We're not those kind of white guys.
Eddie Pepitone
In podcasting, we do have, like, a fun. A fun Pride episode coming up next week. We see stories.
Henry Zebrowski
We really do.
Eddie Pepitone
Really happy about this.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
Really excited. I'm not letting the old out of the can yet, but you guys are going to love it.
Henry Zebrowski
Friend of the show. And we want to give a shout out to Reckless Ben. We were supposed to talk to him today. Didn't work out. He is currently under a gag order. There's a whole thing going on with this bricks at minifig story that is obviously wildly out of control. He has been harassed by the police. He's got a gag order put on him by the same judge that is currently overseeing the Charlie Kirk murderer trial. Who's this extreme Mormon? So right now, Reckless Ben is in a lot of trouble, but it does look like bricks and minifigs is folding, so they look like they're giving them all the collection, whatever the that means. And again, I also want to point out, Kim, that guy, the main villain of that story, is a Mormon with a handlebar mustache. I want you to remember that. Okay. Because that handlebar mustache, to me, is the reason why. Why he's doing this. It is. And live every day knowing for a fact, when you see a handlebar mustache, don't judge the man, judge the mustache.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
All right. You know, love the fact that that mustache is one of the. That's a key indicator that. That that person's trying to tell you, which is to laugh at them. And I think it's a really good idea. Now go Check out our new show.
Eddie Pepitone
That's right, we did. We won't stop.
Henry Zebrowski
We are doing a show. Okay. Let's just say it's certainly not just contractually obligated. We were super excited. So this is a big old show we're doing for Sirius XM exclusively over on Sirius XM Podcast plus it is movie Stories with Ed and myself. We are putting onto a whole. We're telling stories around some of our favorite movies, investigating our favorite directors, talking about them and then kind of just like having a fun like last podcast themed movie style adventure.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah. Because Henry and I are big movie fans. We've always been movie fans. Been a big part of our friendship for over 20 years.
Henry Zebrowski
Yes.
Eddie Pepitone
But there, no matter how much you love movies and you are obsessed with them, just you haven't seen all of it.
Henry Zebrowski
You haven't seen anything. Yeah, we haven't seen. I've seen so many movies and I still haven't seen anything. So.
Eddie Pepitone
So the series, the first four episodes are about William Friedkin because love the Exorcist, love French Connection. Have I seen anything else? No. So Henry and I watched the whole
Henry Zebrowski
catalog, everything he made. Yep.
Eddie Pepitone
And then we're, we're doing it. We're doing a big thing on them and then we're going to move on to other directors. Then in between the directors, your highlights, we're gonna have little, little, just quick little episodes.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah. So I'm really excited for. So I hope we like go check it out. And the video is on Patreon. So if you go to patreon.com lastpodcast on the left, you get all the video too for just, for just that.
Eddie Pepitone
So if you are on Patreon, it comes out every Thursday.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
If you are on Patreon, you don't need to do the SiriusXM thing. You can just watch it on Patreon if you want. If you're on SiriusXM Extra, you don't have to do the Patreon Boom. It's just how it is. It's not, you know, it's just, just something we're doing for fun and I hope you guys enjoy it. Side stories, of course, will always be free.
Henry Zebrowski
We're not always all. Our goal is always make sure our shows are always available for free. And we have a lot of shows over here on lpn. Check out all of them. Go to someplace underneath lpn. Romantasy the Foreign Report. No Dogs in Space. Brighter side, page seven. Nerd of Mouth. Go check out our new shows. Go check out our YouTube channels, LPN TV. Yeah, all of it's there. Go.
Eddie Pepitone
Finals for HGX2 start this week. Dude, you versus Julie and Amber.
Henry Zebrowski
I wonder what's gonna happen.
Eddie Pepitone
It's gonna be awesome. We're gonna run the final. The finals are. Are huge. They're gonna run for two weeks. So the next two Thursdays at 7pm on LPN TV, make sure you're watching the HGX2 Finals. We're gonna crown a ham Lord. It's gonna be wild. I hope you're ready for this. Yep. It comes on right after we released last stream on the left on the YouTube. So just stick around after that. You'll go right in into the next episode.
Henry Zebrowski
And also I'd like to give a big old welcome, big old American style. Bienvenido to the screw worm. Congrats for making it to Texas. I'm so proud of you. Knew. Knew you'd love Texas. And so it's a New Mexico too. Coming to America.
Eddie Pepitone
Yeah.
Henry Zebrowski
So go enjoy yourself.
Eddie Pepitone
A screw worm.
Henry Zebrowski
I hope you run for president.
Eddie Pepitone
Yep. No, it's just. Yeah, we're just going to have to kill a bunch of cows.
Henry Zebrowski
Hopeful screws were working to its way up through Governor Abbott's useless legs and drop a bunch of eggs into his useless intestines and they kill him from the inside out.
Eddie Pepitone
Oh, please, please, please.
Henry Zebrowski
We'll see.
Eddie Pepitone
We'll see. Yeah, I got lots of shows coming up. Come and check me out. July 10th, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Salute to Bethlehem. July 12th, Newark, New Jersey, New York Culture Club. July 13th, NYC City Winery. July 19th, Plano, Texas. The mic drop over there. On July 26th, the Comedy Store head. Henry's gonna be joining me for that one. July 31st and August 1st, I'm gonna be in Chicago at the Lincoln lodge. And on August 1st, Logan Metz is going to be joining me from Promise of the Real.
Henry Zebrowski
Oh, yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
And on August 16th, dead men tell Some Tales is coming back to Dynasty Typewriter. And I think we're gonna do a little you can watch online type of deal.
Henry Zebrowski
Yeah.
Eddie Pepitone
All right. A lot of things coming out. Go get tickets to all of that@eddytunes.com Hail Satan.
Henry Zebrowski
See you soon.
Eddie Pepitone
Peace out.
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Date: June 10, 2026
Hosts: Henry Zebrowski, Eddie Pepitone
Podcast Network: The Last Podcast Network
This episode of "Side Stories" dives deep into the world of the bizarre, absurd, and darkly humorous headlines that have captured the hosts' attention. With signature irreverence, Henry Zebrowski and Eddie Pepitone riff on everything from facial hair trends, wild conspiracies about Michael Jackson and Epstein, high-profile missing scientists, extraordinary crimes, the "fake child" saga out of Brazil, and a scathing breakdown of the reality TV show "Summer House." Packed with tangents, raunchy asides, and unexpected wisdom, the episode is a whirlwind tour through humanity's strangest corners.
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The episode is delivered in the signature Last Podcast On The Left style: caustic, unfiltered, and rapid-fire. The hosts veer from pointed social commentary to crude riffing, maintaining a blend of gallows humor and earnestness when addressing topics of trauma, conspiracy, and identity. They pull no punches on celebrities, TV figures, or the bizarre criminals of the week, but also find room for empathy—especially in listener stories.
For more, check out new Side Stories episodes on your favorite podcast platform, or subscribe to Last Podcast Network’s premium feed.